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  1. Well.. I often see posts on /b/, presumably by redditors, touting various reddit threads, but I've never seen anyone advertising 4chan on reddit.

  2. Re:Stand by... This could get interesting.... on Russia To Disconnect From the Internet as Part of a Planned Test (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Will not be cut jam. Jam is need for tea.

  3. What about this is a good idea again? I mean, I am practically speechless here.

    I imagine it's easier than trying to get Quake running under Dosbox.

  4. Re:Obvious First Post on Trump's Border Wall Could Split SpaceX's Texas Launchpad In Two (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't he get his head on Mt Rushmore? It could be a view of the back of his head. That'd be a lot easier to carve.

  5. Why stop there? on Instagram Vows To Remove All Graphic Self-Harm Images From Site (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    An argument could be made that exposing someone to images on Instagram might be harmful, so just to be sure, remove them all. Better get rid of the text as well. That should make more room for the ads.

    (whisper whisper)

    They're what? Made of pictures? Get rid of them, too!

  6. Fuck's sake. Not a millimeter?

    It's not a difficult unit to use. Ants. Chocolate sprinkles. Mouse cables.

  7. I'm waiting for the ability to apply a style to a sentence, and not have that style applied to the entire paragraph.

  8. This seems familiar on Flickr Starts Culling Users' Photos (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Anyone else getting a kind of Photobucket vibe from this?

  9. Re:Slashdot Homepage Ads Cover EVERYTHING on The World's Biggest Spice Company is Using AI To Find New Flavors (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    How are we even supposed to read slashdot when the poorly coded advertising banner covers 75% of the screen?

    Ublock origin.

    And anyway, how does the AI know what shredded wheat tastes like? Maybe it tastes like chicken.

  10. Re:How is this legal? on Apple Just Endorsed AT&T's Fake 5G E Network (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    "Outright lying" may be true, but it's a little harsh. The preferred term is "reality distortion field".

    Gonna beat them all, switching to 6G and IP7!

    (Places sticker on back of phone) There. That'll show 'em. It also blocks harmful radiation.

  11. My son was escorted to the office, by an armed SRO, for writing "Columbine" and showing it to a friend. Then he got to spend hours talking to the SRO, other LEOs, guidance, and the principals.

    I get not wanting to miss warning signs, but is this too far?

    No. Commedia dell'arte is a slippery slope. Just ask Michael Moorcock.

  12. You have to pay extra for that.

    I observe that the compromised apps are all of the variety that apply cute stickers to selfies. I wonder what sort of porn those users are being targeted with? Perhaps deepfakes of themselves.

  13. Re:What about the lawyers own negligence? on Lawyer Sues Apple Over FaceTime Eavesdrop Bug, Says It Let Someone Record a Sworn Testimony (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    For some reason dumb people now carry smart phones everywhere they go no matter what and you can't remove the battery.

    Three words:

    Ball. Peen. Hammer.

  14. Re: They're not even bothering to deny it anymore on Google's Also Peddling a Data Collector Through Apple's Back Door (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    They are directly âoeattackingâ kids too.

    âoeattackingâ

    vera góður eða ég mun snúa ér í froskur

  15. Re: Storage capacity is not the problem on Samsung Develops the First 1TB Storage Chips For Phones (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    No they don't...how old are you?

    I can currently take 0.4 seconds of slo motion video because the memory it uses is too slow and fills up too quickly. In addition to that, I can only take so many hd photos and videos because there isn't enough storage to keep more (unless I have removeable microsds).

    (gently)Then perhaps you need a video camera, and not a phone.

  16. Re:The state of AI on Ask Slashdot: Could An AI Conceivably Create Futureproof Product Designs? · · Score: 1

    Maybe for an encore they can design some videogame AI companions who don't stand out in the open and get themselves shot like fucking idiots.

    But you don't want an AI companion in a game who's better than you.

    "A good robot learns to read his owner's mind a little, to anticipate little wishes before they become commands. Naturally there's a limit. Too much anticipation scares people just as too much grinning and bowing does. Moderation is the key. Aim to be a smidgen less intelligent than your owner, but a lot more thoughtful. See everything as it affects your owner, and in no other way."

    - John Sladek, "Tik-Tok"

  17. (pleading) at least tell me you know what the inverted pyramid lead is!

  18. Re:All I ask for is a headphone jack on Apple Is Making a 7th-Gen iPod Touch and New iPads, Says Report (macrumors.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would tentatively suggest that a 3.5mm jack that does not need to be charged is always going to be superior to a bluetooth dongle that does.

  19. And Facebook. And Pinterest.

  20. Tweeting "Learn to code" is harassment.

    How about tweeting "Learn to write"? I swear, if I see another blog entry masquerading as "journalism" that starts with "HAY GUESS WAT?", I will punch someone, not an easy task for an habitual loner.

  21. Re:5% of the Japanese population is like this. on Internet Addiction Spawns US Treatment Programs (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    And we, the working people, are indirectly paying for their 'lifestyle' as taxes only seem to go up.

    Okay, I'll bite. How much of the taxes you pay, as an American, go to supporting Japanese Hikikkomori?

  22. Re:Just an observation here: on Those Opposed To Scientific Consensus Bolstered By 'Illusion of Knowledge' (edmontonjournal.com) · · Score: 1

    Feel free to Google it for yourselves!

    Googling will only show me answers from several billion dumb-asses, o queen of the swords.

  23. Re:Still Cheating on DeepMind AI AlphaStar Wins 10-1 Against 'StarCarft II' Pros (newscientist.com) · · Score: 2

    If it's just "good micro", why can't humans use "good micro" to beat the AI, if we're so great?

    The AI in Bullfrog's "Dungeon Keeper" used to drop a bunch of enemies in your territory and then immediately pick them up again, giving you no time to attack them. You had to keep on them in case it did let them go, but it was incredibly annoying, and only narrowly within the rules. The human player couldn't grab, say, thirty monsters at once, drop them and grab them again.

  24. Or someone who, according to their phone's accelerometer, is currently in the process of committing suicide. The alert is the Wilhelm Scream.

  25. I see a need. Different alerts for vegans, sociopaths, violent alcoholics, people with eleven twitter or facebook accounts, people who post to 4chan's /pol/ forum, PETA members, religious fundamentalists of any stripe, emacs users, vi users.. the hard part would be coming up with different audio alerts for each one.