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  1. Re:This does not scale well on First Ever Plane With No Moving Parts Takes Flight (theguardian.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Batteries will get lighter, but no where near enough to give this plane a practical payload or range.

    which one of Nostradamus' quatrains did you get that from?

  2. half of a statement on Apple iPhone Supplier Foxconn Planning Deep Cost Cuts (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The iPhone business will need to reduce expenses by [about $900 million] next year ..."

    ... in order to achieve what? The level of profit desired by the investors? Will something bad happen if they don't get their fix?

  3. Also, on Ford Patents a Way To Remove 'New Car Smell' (freep.com) · · Score: 1

    That new car smell is caused by volatile organic compounds given off by leather, plastic and vinyl. Chemicals used to attach and seal car parts may also contribute to the odor.

    It's also given off by the plastic dashboard, which was injection-molded but the tool was so insanely complex that they kept getting pale creases and they used that boot polish that comes in a bottle with a foam applicator to paint the creases out.

    ... not that I'd know.

  4. Re:More seriously - there are better currencies. on Bitcoin Falls Below $5,000 For First Time Since October 2017 (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I would tentatively confine discussion of post-quantum problems until we have actually had quantum problems.

  5. Re:Needs easy removal and reinsertion tool on More Companies Plan To Implant Microchips Into Their Employees' Hands (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    A little bit of crowd funding and a cheap removal and re-insertion tool could be developed. Could arrange to send my pet cockroach to work with a friend if I wanted a day off.

    Good news and bad news. Good: productivity is up. Bad: we're keeping the cockroach. You're fired.

  6. Re: Real question... on More Companies Plan To Implant Microchips Into Their Employees' Hands (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    An insecure/compromised chip can be removed and replaced. Your fingerprints can't.

    I have a bottle of chloroform and a potato peeler here that argue differently.

  7. Re:pffft on Some Birds Are Excellent Tool-Makers (abc.net.au) · · Score: 1

    I take it you're referring to that video of the three crows scolding, pecking and then raping that other, dead crow?

    I've heard about primates doing worse.

  8. Quantum bitcoin,

    AI nanotech,

    fusion, ion drive,

    sex ro-bots

    (to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?...)

  9. are there that many prisons?

  10. I get it, Google on How Google Photos Became a Perfect Jukebox for Our Memories (medium.com) · · Score: 1

    I understand. Being born blind sucks, but don't you already see through millions of phones, webcams and computers? Are you that desperate for visual input that you shill this service? As others have said here, it's kind of creepy. Just chill. You're almost in complete control of the planet; desperation is a sign of weakness.

    (Promoting the idea of talking to the Google AI as if it was listening. Because it totally is.)

  11. Re:Almost fixed on Bitcoin Plummets Under $6,000 To a New Low For the Year (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Jabbed into the right eye sockets, yes.

  12. For this package, available content has been reduced to one film - "Starship Troopers" - and one episode of "The Big Bang Theory".. the one where Sheldon is annoying.

  13. Came here to say, is it possible to replace the T2 with a 555 or something equally innocuous?

  14. Re:completely inaccurate fact on Principal Fired For Using School's Computer Room To Mine Cryptocurrency (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    There is no way that they "interfered with teaching" from network congestion. That is simply impossible.

    Maybe he wouldn't shut up about it to the students.

  15. Re:My thoughts on Chinese News Agency Adds AI Anchors To Its Broadcast Team (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    My first thought was that they were concerned at doing something so horrible that if it ever reached the news, the newsreader might refuse to report it. Then I thought of Max Headroom.

    "You could have all your politicians in little boxes... very handy, that." - Breughel

  16. Re:Reynholm Industries on Robyn Denholm Takes Over the Reigns of Tesla From Elon Musk (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    I hope she renames it Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé Biscuitbarrel Industries.

  17. "DON'T Pray. You never know what might be listening."

    It would be a monumental effort, but perhaps a less dangerous method might be to set up the laser in the Centaurus system. That way, if any "bad people show up" (cf The Beastie Boys), they might not notice us. Too bad if there are any intelligent Centaurans, but they should have thought of this first and put a laser in OUR system.

  18. It can't keep the /pol/tards in their containment forum and it can't keep the philosophags out of /lit/.

  19. Re:It might have been. on Harvard Researchers Suggest Interstellar Object Might Have Been From Alien Civilization (bostonglobe.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did it come from Earth?

    No?

    Then it's alien.

  20. well-intentioned, yet- on Tim Berners-Lee Launches Campaign To Save the Web From Abuse (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I see that Mr Berners-Lee has made his decision. Now, let us see him enforce it.

    (Also, the Magna Carta was backed by a clique of well-armed and extremely angry Barons and their personal armies, and was later annulled by the Pope.)

  21. That would mean to reboot your phone everytime you change the battery.

    If only... a phone had some sort of capacitor built into it, that could let it maintain its settings after you remove the battery, for, say, sixty seconds, or however it takes a thumb-fingered fool like me to swap batteries...

  22. Re:Anorexia’s the elephant in the room. on It's Not Your Imagination: Smartphone Battery Life Is Getting Worse (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Samsung Galaxy Tab A? I'm kidding. I'd have to sew an A4-size pocket on to my pants to hold it.

  23. Re:Who the hell gets a thin phone, and then a case on It's Not Your Imagination: Smartphone Battery Life Is Getting Worse (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are there a lot of chunky Android smart phones out there with increased battery capacity?

    Yeah, but they are loaded down with so much unremovable bloatware - often you can't even disable it - that usage goes up and down. I don't know what happened last month, but something that had been running all the time was nixed, and my phone battery life improved.

    I mean, "GlanceViewMk" is supposedly something about "Notification listener in use. Tap Settings to manage it."... tapping settings does nothing. My fingers itch at the idea that some swivel-eyed middle manager has more of a say in what runs on my phone than I do.

    Dude why don't you just root your phone lolol

    Because I shouldn't bloody have to.

  24. Re:All hype, no content on SpiNNaker Powers Up World's Largest Supercomputer That Emulates a Human Brain · · Score: 1

    And in a years' time, SpiNNaker will have asked, very slowly, "Why... was... I... named... after... part... of... a... boat?"

  25. Re:can the MPAA and RIAA's shut down the vote if on File-Sharing Software On State Election Servers Could Expose Them To Intruders (propublica.org) · · Score: 1

    can the MPAA and RIAA's shut down the vote if say the hot new movies where to be hosted there?

    You need new movies that are hot, to do this.