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  1. Re:Hmmm ... on Colleges Stepping Up Anti-Cheating Technology · · Score: 0

    Your finals are made of the weakest fail. How did that degree by tv degree actually help you in the real world? What you do for finals I do when I am bored out of my mind.

  2. So... on Paperless Tickets Flourish Despite 'Grandma Problem' · · Score: 0

    now that everything is paperless we wont have that shitty ticketmaster fee of $47.50 they add to every fucking ticket price of $99.95??? Or is it my face is too deep into the bong this early in the morning that has me wishing for such wishful things?

  3. Fixed on New US Broadband Projects Get $795 Million In Funding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Comcast, Cox, Verizon, AT&T Execs Get $795 Million In Funding.

    Fixed your headline free of charge.

  4. Wonderful! on ICANN Approves .xxx Suffix For Porn Websites · · Score: 0

    So youporn.com will be the next ebay or next huge social networking site since .com wont be porn anymore? What will we do with all our porn .coms now? since they will roll over to .xxx?

    I am so buying whitehouse.com!!!

  5. Gangster on Utah Attorney General Tweets Execution Order · · Score: 0

    This guy went down like a real G. Firing squad? Really? I'ma pussy give me the needle.

  6. Um on LimeWire Likely To Shut Down Soon · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It still is around? Wow.

  7. In a perfect world.... on James Cameron To Develop 3-D Camera For Mars Rover · · Score: 0

    Nasa and the DoD's budgets would be flipped....

  8. Re:I heard the same about 8.10 and 9.04 and 9.10 on Ubuntu Linux 10.04 Review (Lucid Lynx) · · Score: 0

    My F12 opens a terminal!

  9. Nothing will happen! on What Happens When IPv4 Address Space Is Gone · · Score: 0

    We will not roll out IPv6, we wont run out of IPv4 addresses either, they will pull some VLSMv2 or CIDRv2 shit out of their hats and magically more IPv4 addresses! lol

  10. Stop! on Treasury Goes High-Tech With Redesigned $100 Bills · · Score: 0

    Messing! With! My! God! Damn! Money! For fucks sakes, it stopped looking like real money decades ago, enough already! Try making the current money worth something before you spend money to make new money that is just as worthless or even more so than the original money you used to make it!

  11. Advertisements on Website Mass-Bans Users Who Mention AdBlock · · Score: 0

    Any business thats sole source of income is advertisements is fail. It will never last long. I really wish people were more anti-advertisements. It really is a serious problem.

  12. Lawsuit! on Is Mimas Hiding Pac-Man? · · Score: 0

    Total infringement by the solar system! Namco and Lucas is gonna have a field day with this one!

  13. Revolt! on Newzbin Usenet Indexer Liable For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0

    Time to get our asses up out of our computer chairs and fight back!

    Over throw the government! Over throw the corporations! Fuck these idiots!

  14. Thanks facebook! on Facebook Goes After Greasemonkey Script Developer · · Score: 0

    for informing me of such a wondrous thing!

  15. Open Source on Obama Backs MPAA, RIAA, and ACTA · · Score: 0

    is the only cure for this. If enough software/games/movies/music is licensed under the GPL then there would be no need to waste money on crappy closed source options. All of what I mentioned are just promotion, give me office for free charge me for support, or give me more incentive to buy like lower prices or include extra scarce products with my software/music/movies/games etc. Sell me the experience not the imaginary 1's and 0's on a piece of plastic that cost less than what one of my toe nail clippings are worth!

  16. So tired on "Mythical Man-Month" Supposedly Busted By MIT Startup · · Score: 1, Funny

    I read that as mythical moth man myth busted, and naturally I was like wtf?

  17. BS! on Why Broadband In North America Is Not That Slow · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah so fast here... Tell that to my "6Meg" DSL line that if I download anything from any source, FTP, HTTP, Torrent, Usenet, P2P through IM's any form of data I wish to download will bring my home network to such a snails pace that it will trash every other pc on the network and will not allow any forms of traffic to get through that is internet related (shares and printer work flawlessly though). Its so frustrating my ISP swears everything is working fine and they are not throttling anyone, but if I look at my dsl modem logs when I begin a download I get ATM congested warnings and then my connection tanks. Whats the best part is when I do download im lucky to top 300kbps, ever.... Where is my 6meg down? Why am I paying nearly 75 bucks a month for 2x ISDN speed? Why am I forced to upgrade my internal network to 1Gbps and N wireless when 54g and 100Mbps suited my needs just fine? And why after I buy new crap I still suffer from problems??? Curse you ISP blaming my working hardware, forcing me to buy new hardware, only to be left with the same results!!!

    Whats even more frustrating is where I live there is only 1 ISP (Damn foothills!!!) But the town of which I am in the county of only has 2 ISP's ATT and Comcrap... NA major problem is lack of competition. ATT laid fiber down nearly 30 years ago! They dont care if it gets used or not, they wont drop a dime on it and why? Cause no one has many choices either you get one evil or the other and they both offer slow speeds or false high speeds and either way in the end you get over charged and you get an inferior product.

  18. Re:Tough titties on Ars Technica Inveighs Against Ad Blocking · · Score: 0

    So a bunch of people cut their wrists does that mean you will do it too? Yes business waste billions of dollars a year on ads, but do they really work? Does that KFC commercial you just saw really make you want to get out of your seat, get in the car, drive to your nearest KFC and order a heaping helping of greasy chicken? Does the geico commercial really make you take 15minutes out of your day and call them up? If so you are a fool, please take yourself out of the gene pool! Do we need an ad to tell us what to eat? What to drive? What to wear? The list can go on but seriously if you dont have enough initiative in you to tackle those tough questions without the aid of an advertisement then you are a sad human being. The day I cant figure out what TP ima buy to wipe my ass with is the day I want a bullet put right between my eyes.

    I buy what I want to buy, I buy it because I like it/want it/need it whatever the reasoning may be. I dont buy a ford hybrid cause some douchebag on a commercial is like omg it can detect my mp3's based on genre omg how does it do that! Its called an ID3 tag you piece of emo shit!

    People that are influenced by advertisement are probably the same people that pray to an imaginable bearded man in the sky, because only those crutch needing hypocrites would need to be told what to do. Sorry that you have lost your free will to things like ads. Let me try to explain this in a way you will understand, baa baa baa baaaa baa baa baa ba ba ba baaaaa!!! Sorry my sheep is a tad bit rusty.

  19. Hurry already on Herschel Space Observatory Finds Precursors of Life In Orion · · Score: 0

    the search for life else where needs to hurry up already. The moment life is detected else where will once and for end the silly notion of god or religion. I cant wait!

  20. Tough titties on Ars Technica Inveighs Against Ad Blocking · · Score: 0

    Too bad so sad, ads are fail! Ads are evil! Ads are a waste of bandwidth, ruin the landscape of the internet, and 99% of time total crap! Oh yeah im pretty sure those super hot chicks that are so horny and "in my area" are so totally in my area, or yeah I won a ps3!!! Really? I am supposed to believe this shit?

    Sorry you companies, businesses, and corporations havent figured it out yet, but ads dont work! Sorry let me tell you one more time ADS DONT WORK PERIOD! Why do you think people want DVR's? Why is there so many ad blocking choices in our browser extensions? The people have spoken, we do not want ads.

    If ad revenue is your websites only source of income, get a new hosting provider, or run your own server! I have hosting (free hosting) through http://x10hosting.com/ I have free hosting with 0 ads! If i wanted to pony up the dough for a .com it would cost me a mere 5 bucks a month with an additional $20 fee per year to retain the .com. That is $80 a year, im a pretty broke fool and I can even muster $80 a year, dont get me wrong I don't, I still go the free route!

    If your product is worth buying or if your services are worth paying for you will do fine with out those fractions of pennies for every ad click you get, and really who clicks on any ad? Where is the proof that ads actually bring any revenue in? Who runs a website chalked full of ads? How many people click on them? How much of your traffic is from ads on other shitty web sites full of ads linking to your shitty filled ad site?

    Ads = fail.

  21. Re:Gay rights are civil rights. on Xbox Live Now Allows Gender Expression · · Score: 0

    btw I'm not gay or a gamer, I could care less about games or xbl, I'm just saying its silly that putting gay on your profile was a bannable offense. Good that is got rectified.

  22. Re:Gay rights are civil rights. on Xbox Live Now Allows Gender Expression · · Score: 0

    My parents divorced when I was young, my fathers 2nd marriage didnt last very long either, most my friends that have married by 18 were divorced by 20. Im 27 now, some of my friends have even been married twice since high school! Most my relationships were pretty terrible, never last for more than 2 years. Always fighting with my significant other, my current girlfriend and I fight atleast 6 times a week.

    I say if any 2 people want to be together and be unhappy regardless of sexual orientation I say let them! Who are we to deny anyone this torture? If my wingman on Halo is a raging homo who puts more penis in his mouth than I do oxygen but is the best god damn sniper in game what do you think ima have on my mind when I am picking my Halo team?

    I don't care what you do behind closed doors, it's no ones concern, my concern is you can do your job and do it right! Right? Who cares if someone is straight, gay, both? As long as they are good at what they do, let them do whatever they want to do!

  23. Drug Dealers on Sony Patents Game Demos With Feature Erosion · · Score: 0

    This is how Coke and Crack dealers work, they give a sample of the killest shit possible, a big sample, then next time the sample is a little less and a little less potent, till after 2-3 "free samples" they get you hooked and charge you $50 a rock!!! And the stuff you pay for wasn't as good as your first sample, so you continue to buy more games err rocks till you finally reach that euphoric high that you first experienced...

  24. Mint Linux on Which Linux For Non-Techie Windows Users? · · Score: 0

    Try Mint 6-8. Get older version for older hardware. Mint is pure beauty, very stable, very fast, and very much full of eye candy. I have not run across a single thing I did in windows that I can not do in Linux, if not better in Linux than windows!

    I made the switch about a year ago, been fiddling with Linux for over a decade, (turbo linux, mandrake, potato) but never made the switch till recently. Glad I did and I will never go back. I have got friends and family switched over as well. They too love it.

  25. How Google Failed on Spam Hits Google Buzz Already · · Score: 0

    I love Google, but they fail at socail networking. Google profiles is sooooooooooooo fucking kick ass except one minor problem, I cant add any friends to it at all! Give us that, like all the other sites buzz is a twitter rip off and until we can add friends to our google profiles without them being gmail onry users then and only then will google succeed in socail networking.