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  1. Okay... on The Hairy State of Linux Filesystems · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'd even rather hear one more variation on our insensitive clod overlords from Soviet Russia.

    In Soviet Russia, insensitive overlords run Linux without windows on YOU!!

  2. A car analogy on Senator Diane Feinstein Trying to Kill Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Sure.

    The people thought "change" meant a new model with a new engine, a new engine and a new set of practices better matching the constitution.

    What they got instead was an oil change so that the current system keeps on going where it was heading before the election: towards the enrichment of the haves at the expense of the have-nots.

  3. wtf... on Author's Guild Says Kindle's Text-To-Speech Software Illegal · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the worst car analogy in the history of slashdot!

  4. I figure that would face some resistance. on You Are Not a Lawyer · · Score: 1

    That'd probably face some voltage over current...

    Unlike Microsoft's law division, where instead of R = V/I we have R = futile.

    (SCNR)

  5. Progress vs. end-goals on Obama To Name Melissa Hathaway Cybersecurity Chief · · Score: 1

    If she can be judged on her achievements without mentioning her gender, that'll be real progress.

    Wouldn't that be the end goal rather than progress towards it?

  6. Re:In Soviet Russia on Slashdot.org Self-Slashdotted · · Score: 1

    never read anything longer tha

    My middle finger is shorter than your lines :(

  7. Re:What's an 'application' to a user? on Average User Only Runs 2 Apps, So Microsoft Will Charge For More · · Score: 1

    Wait, Internet browser is not application, it is part of OS. At least thats what Microsoft told us.

    It *is* the OS. A shame it doesn't have a good text editor, though...

  8. Re:"Sells software"? Microsoft Partner! on UK Conservatives Slammed Over Open Source Stance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who are you going to trust this to, some guy called bob on sourceforge, or a multi billion dollar company with resources to get you out of the shit?

    I'm not going to trust a multi billion dollar company to get me out of shit if its track record clearly shows that it's not going to do what I need of it. If bob@sourceforge fails to be reliable too, with OSS I can at least hire anyone else; with proprietary software I can hire no one else.

    (Deciding whether or not the track record shows that is left as an exercise to the reader.)

  9. Re:Hmmmm.... on UK Conservatives Slammed Over Open Source Stance · · Score: 1

    I could quite happy have lived [...] although language is of course important

    Happily. Just focusing on one of the important bits ;-)

    About literature, a physicist only got an intellectually-sounding but meaningless text published in a journal of literary theory. See also http://xkcd.com/451/

  10. Karma Bonus? on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    Someone modded me Informative.

    Only on slashdot can you find people who don't know how you get herpes... :p

  11. Re:Is that with Virus Software installed? on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    If you honestly don't think you need to be checking your box for virii ... you sir need to stay off my network.

    If you honestly think you need people to scan for viruses before you can safely let them on your network... you sir need to stay away from managing mine.

  12. Re:Where is on First-Person Shooter Modified For Fire Drill Simulation · · Score: 1

    who here believes Counter Strike really teaches gamers how to be (counter)terrorists?

    I know that to defuse a bomb, you press the 'e' button on it.

    Also, I know that you want to plant the bomb either in the counter-terrorists home, or some unrelated other country.

    Oops, did I just politicize my joke? ;-)

  13. I know why... on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who tagged this astroturfing?!?!

    Obviously someone whose dictionary was bricked!

  14. Re:And next up... on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meh, I'm still hurting from his speech on herpes...

    I figure such a talk must suck...

  15. Re:to those who don't use javascript or flash: on Why Your Pop-Up Blocker Doesn't Work Anymore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Likewise, can you argue with the success and value of a site like youtube? which, by the way, works in flash?

    I want a plugin for firefox that detects "hmm, this is flash... Oh, this is flash video! Remove flash, download *.flv in the background, insert embedded mplayer."

    Then I'd dump flash faster than you can count to e^{i \pi} + 1.

  16. Samzenpus for the win on Users' Admin Logins Make Most Windows Malware Worse · · Score: 1

    Congratulations samzenpus, you've posted perhaps the first article that's wrong, dupe, blogspam, and slashvertisement all at the same time!

    So does he win an internet?

  17. TFA: Cliff's Notes and critique on Why Windows Must (and Will) Go Open Source · · Score: 2, Insightful

    FTFA:

    To neutralize the advantages of Linux and other open source competitors, Microsoft will have to make Windows more like them. If it doesn't, it risks losing the 6-million-plus developer base that's made the Windows platform great.

    Uhmm... why would the developer base run away? I don't get it. Because everyone else has? Then what starts them?

    Also, why would Microsoft open-sourcing things be good for Microsoft? Either people shift to Linux because they drink the RMS kool aid (that'd include me), or because it's the better product for them (I then found out this also included me).

    If they shift because they drink the RMS kool aid, then we can assume that they prefer a completely free OS (including application stack), which MS won't give out (according to the article, at least).

    If they shift because Linux is the better product (technically, that is), Windows being open source(d) won't change the fact that Linux is the better product.

    In other words, Windows may be what established Microsoft, but Windows can't sustain the company.

    Why not? Where are the figures to back this up? I think you'd need to make an assumption about the relative number of OEM XP licenses vs. OEM Office licenses sold with new computers to just get something linking the claim back to the article.

    The proprietary file formats that have protected Microsoft apps have been offset by Office Open XML

    Here's the spec: if the document says jump, you jump as high as this other unspecified program. I have heard (but beware of echo chamber effects) that it's nigh impossible to write two implementations of the OOXML spec that renders identical outputs. So if people are going to look at $COMPETITOR Office and say "but my documents look all wrong, let me go back to Microsoft", how was the consumer really not locked in?

    Blargh. I'm just going to judge this book by its first page. You can find some statistics in the article if you need them, but they seem loosely connected, and the article fails to specify why its predictions are likely to come true.

    Article: -1, Overrated.

  18. Re:I'm sure this is a money thing... on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Buuuuyyyyy WinPokomon. It give you happy feeling!

  19. Re:Why? on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    However, managing license keys brings its' own set of issues.

    Why would Microsoft care? That's the customer's problem.

    From what I've heard, it's not like they care about making licensing simple today. Why do you think they will change?

  20. Re:Starter Edition on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    Tell me about it. That solitaire is a real memory hog...

  21. Re:Original Sources on MS Confirms Six Different Versions of Windows 7 · · Score: 1

    If yarrrrrr' a pirate, Fully Cracked = Happy :)

    Everything else: Grumpy :(

  22. Re:No surprise on IT Job Market Is Tanking, But Not For Everyone · · Score: 1

    Just ask my wife!

    I can't be bothered...

  23. Re:VMWare was always a doomed business. on VMware Releases Open Source Virtualization Client · · Score: 1

    Also, the fact that you called Sun's VirtualBox by the name OpenBox clues me into this fact.

    That might just have been a brain fart on tjstork's part. But feel free to come to a different conclusion if you think it isn't.

  24. Re:Thank god he's still around on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1

    Alabama Man's brother-in-law

  25. And in the true slashdot spirit on Jack Thompson Attacks DoD, ESA, GTA With Utah Bill · · Score: 1

    And in the true slashdot spirit, you knew there were women nearby, got nervous and ran away?

    You're doing it wrong! ;)