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You Are Not a Lawyer

Paul Ohm is starting a new "very occasional" feature on the Freedom To Tinker blog called You Are Not a Lawyer — "In this series, I will try to disabuse computer scientists and other technically minded people of some commonly held misconceptions about the law (and the legal system)." In the first installment, Ohm walks through the reasons why many techies' faith in the presence of "reasonable doubt" is so misplaced. "When techies think about criminal law, and in particular crimes committed online, they tend to fixate on [the 'beyond a reasonable doubt'] legal standard, dreaming up ways people can use technology to inject doubt into the evidence to avoid being convicted. I can't count how many conversations I have had with techies about things like the 'open wireless access point defense,' the 'trojaned computer defense,' the 'NAT-ted firewall defense,' and the 'dynamic IP address defense.' ... People who place stock in these theories and tools are neglecting an important drawback. There are another set of legal standards — the legal standards governing search and seizure — you should worry about long before you ever get to 'beyond a reasonable doubt.'"

693 comments

  1. Ohm's Law? by loshwomp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like the piece should be called "Ohm's Law".

    1. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A couple of considerations:
      (1) the attorney author comes from the DOJ's Cymbercrime division -- the DOJ may have one interpretation of the law but the courts might have another;
      (2) Academic lawyers generally have a slanted view on the world; and
      (3) the facts and circumstances of your given situation are very important, blanket generalizations are risky. Facts can sometimes be fluid a good lawyer, can setup the playing field to the benefit of his/her client.

    2. Re:Ohm's Law? by lastchance_000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll start a feature called "You are not a techie."

      My first entry? Make sure your webserver/webhost is up to snuff before letting /. loose on it.

    3. Re:Ohm's Law? by discord5 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sounds like the piece should be called "Ohm's Law".

      Since he deals with a lot of techies, I'm sure that he's heard that joke only about a thousand times. This reminds me of a kid I used to go to school with whose name literally translated to "Out of the pants" (don't ask, Dutch names are a hoot) and his parents (presumable the father heavily intoxicated from celebrating his sons birth, and his mother heavily sedated) decided that it would a great idea to call him the local equivalent of the name "Willy".

      Every time he introduced himself, people started laughing or made a joke that he'd heard a thousand times. He would then feign being amused, but you knew it annoyed him to a certain extent, which in turn amused everyone who knew him long enough to have heard the joke a couple of times.

      Woe are the children of parents with a sense of humor. It's one of the few times that it's apropriate to actually feel sorry for someone while thinking "That's actually pretty funny" at the same time.

    4. Re:Ohm's Law? by TheRedSeven · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since it's already /.'ed, here's the Google Cache so you can at least read the text.

    5. Re:Ohm's Law? by RiotNrrd · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'll start a feature called "You are not a techie."

      That was my first thought upon reading this.

    6. Re:Ohm's Law? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Years ago I saw a US Air Force training document refer to "Ohm's Three Laws".
      V=IR, I=V/R, and R=V/I. :P

    7. Re:Ohm's Law? by FalseModesty · · Score: 5, Funny

      (2) Academic lawyers generally have a slanted view on the world

      As opposed to ACs?

    8. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      (1) you are not a lawyer.
      (2) Lawyers think differently depending on the situation they are in. A "DOJ" lawyer might have completely opposing viewpoints to his employer when writing on a blog.
      (3) The DOJ cybercrime division is not known for producing academic lawyers.
      (4) Situations have common facts and courts often analogize.

    9. Re:Ohm's Law? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I'd have modded that terrifying were than an option. Is the USAF really having that kind of trouble recruiting people who've taken algebra?

      And what's more we allow a lot of those same recruits to operate multi-million dollar machinery.

    10. Re:Ohm's Law? by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you for that. It's an interesting read but, for anyone who wants to save some time, here it is in a nutshell:

      If your computer is targeted in a police investigation, your life is going to be a huge pain in the ass for a while even if you somehow manage an acquittal.

      IANAL.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    11. Re:Ohm's Law? by 3dr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he's going to get a lot of resistance fighting the current of Techie Law Knowledge.

    12. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USAF is a joke among other military outfits, especially when dealing with technical details. The ongoing joke is that in the Navy we troublesoot to the component whereas in the USAF they troubelshoot to the nut or bolt. There is another common conception that USAF jobs are very specialized. The joke is that to take off an F-16 gun it requires 25 people - one for each bolt attaching it to the hardpoints.

      I assure you, in the Navy, in BEE, it was referred to as Ohms law. Not three laws. Though there is also Kirchoff's Voltage Law, so perhaps that was one of the laws the document was referfing too?

    13. Re:Ohm's Law? by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the piece should be called "Ohm's Law".

      OINAE - Ohm is not an Engineer!

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    14. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think that's bad - My parents are worse.

      I mean, with the last name Coward, who in the hell names their kid Anonymous?!?

    15. Re:Ohm's Law? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

      A couple of considerations...

      Here is one more:
      (4) If you are not in the US, US law does not apply.

    16. Re:Ohm's Law? by winkydink · · Score: 5, Insightful

      His point was that long before you ever get your day in court for "reasonable doubt", you will be arrested, jailed, your friends & family will be questioned about you, your stuff searched, etc... all with a much lower burden than "reasonable doubt".

      So while you may ultimately prevail with "reasonable doubt", the police/prosecutors can your make you life a living hell until you get your day in court.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    17. Re:Ohm's Law? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 3, Informative

      As part of an engineering education, you take one course in law. Basically, it's an overview of contract law, the legal system, various appeals you can go through, etc. The idea is to make you realize that lawyers go through as much or more schooling as engineers do (often more), they go through an articling phase, and they're professionals at what they do.

      You wouldn't get a lawyer to design a bridge, so don't try to get a "techie" to answer legal questions.

      If you've got a legal question, ask your attorney. If you don't have one, get one on retainer.

      If the police ask you questions, the only appropriate answer is "My lawyer's name is ____."

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      ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
    18. Re:Ohm's Law? by b4upoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You left out expensive - A huge expensive pain in the ass.

    19. Re:Ohm's Law? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read it as , "We're a bunch of thugs and we're going to fluff up the slightest excuse to interrogate your peers and rummage through your bedroom doors because the only doubts we need don't even have to be reasonable. Since Bush came into office, everybody who views child porn is a molester and gets 20 years in prison for possession since we're still on our power high...hell, your 17 year old daughter may be a child pornographer for sending nudies of herself to her boyfriend...."

      "...so be afraid, America, all we have to do to ruin your life is throw around the phrases 'child porn' or 'pedophile' !"

    20. Re:Ohm's Law? by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      You got that last part slightly wrong. "hell, your 17 year old daughter and her 17 year old boyfriend may be a child pornographers for her sending nudies of herself to her boyfriend...."

    21. Re:Ohm's Law? by Leafheart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here is one more: (4) If you are not in the US, US law does not apply.

      I wished that was true :/

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    22. Re:Ohm's Law? by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Actually that isn't a bad idea. Tech articles written for non-techies (like lawyers) who want to do some techie things for themselves, or at least to try to understand what the techies they hire are talking about a little bit. I wish I knew more people like that (non-techies who actually WANT to learn a bit I mean.)

    23. Re:Ohm's Law? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here is one more:
      (4) If you are not in the US, US law does not apply.

      Tell that to Gary McKinnon and Hew Raymond Griffiths.

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      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    24. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best lawyer is the best liar.
      And the judge's job is to pick out who's the best liar.

    25. Re:Ohm's Law? by Sique · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok, lets rephrase that: "If you are not in the U.S., your rights under U.S. law do not apply."

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    26. Re:Ohm's Law? by mwaggs_jd · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of Extraterritorial Rendition?

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      No one here gets out alive
    27. Re:Ohm's Law? by rgviza · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For real.

      To use the open wireless access point as an example. If someone sits outside your house and downloads kiddie porn, or starts running brute force attacks against NSA through your connection, the feds will show up and confiscate every electronic computer and storage device in your house so they can run forensics on it, which may take them 2-3 years to get to. Meanwhile all your stuff is sitting in an evidence room depreciating.

      Sure you might not get into trouble if there's no evidence on any of your gear or storage, but by the time you get it all back, it will be useless and way out of date.

      If you factor this depreciation, and you have a lot of gear and storage, the cost is huge. Then you have attorney bills and your reputation to worry about. You will never fully recover your reputation even if you are 100% innocent.

      Leaving that default password on your router has a lot of potential to screw your life up in ways you wouldn't expect.

      -Viz

      --
      Don't kid yourself. It's the size of the regexp AND how you use it that counts.
    28. Re:Ohm's Law? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If we can put a bag over your head and bundle you into Gulfstream, you are not not in the US.

    29. Re:Ohm's Law? by Miseph · · Score: 1

      I'm not really techie, I'm just here because I want to learn a bit more about tech.

      No, seriously. I'm not a tech. I work in sales and study liberal arts. Although people who REALLY aren't techs always seem to think I am.

      --
      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    30. Re:Ohm's Law? by tenco · · Score: 1

      I think he's going to get a lot of constant resistance fighting the current of Techie Law Knowledge.

      There, fixed that for you ;)

    31. Re:Ohm's Law? by jp10558 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have to wonder - how much does an average lawyer retainer cost? I can see $1,000 a year vs $20,000 a year making a big difference between what a middle class person would be able to do. Any recommendations for finding lawyers for handling general stuff a normal person would go through (basic contracts, etc)?

      The problem I have is finding a lawyer has got to be like finding a doctor - you almost have to be one to do anything better than pin the tail on the lawyer!

      What do slashdotters do who have lawyers?

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    32. Re:Ohm's Law? by vux984 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      mod parent up. I want answers to BOTH those questions.

      Everyone says 'get a lawyer'. How much is this going to cost.

      I've always assumed they were expensive, and paying a lot just to have someone to call is quite frankly, too expensive. In the last 10 years, I've never needed one. How much would have having one, even just a basic, "starter model" someone competent and cheap, but no frills... what would that have cost me?

      And the second question... how does one find a competent one? No one in my social circle has one... so a friends referral is out.

    33. Re:Ohm's Law? by Chih · · Score: 1

      When I'm in a roomful of neophytes, I am THE techie, and I've even been told to go into business ala geeksquad. When I'm in a roomful of techies, I'm the bartender, lol.

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    34. Re:Ohm's Law? by sjwest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As i was one of the few somebodies who observed a certain spammer (Mr Robert Soloway) and his use of bot nets let me insert some euro's into this.

      Mr Gary was an idiot - lets all agree on that using trial remote software in windows (with the credit card number) during the middle of the American day means at some point even the most idiotic American computer user knows things are not right.

      Is it right that this [Gary] idiot goes to American justice ?, well if the us congress ever ratifies the extradition agreement with the UK then maybe we might get back some of those DeLorean millions lost. Buts that is ok as the special relationship means special to one side only.

      So as a european citizen could i expect to see Robert Soloway in a european for computer crimes - no way.

      I AM NOT trying to troll

      I do not have court powers (i know) but the law is a joke, lets face it the coke dealer on the american corner is probably much more likely to see a policeman than Robert Soloway

      To my knowledge the courts,the ftc,local state law all failed to act on Soloway, until federal level.

      I could troll an anti american conclusion here, but i know better, Gary is a retard, the UK law that approves all extradition to the us no questions asked proves that there are plenty of idiots in UK government.

      I dont want to be an lawyer, even an idiot watcher of Robert Soloway could tell you that in civil court Soloway admitted to not paying tax of any kind in court.

      My conclusions - what i know stands up in court, the law in america would seem to overlook a great deal.

      Please note i note trying to troll.

    35. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knock knock, Neo

    36. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets rephrase that again, shall we.

      "If you are not in the U.S., your right under U.S. law do not apply, unless you're a U.S. citizen."

      I CAN be charged with something that is illegal in the U.S., even though I did it in a country where it was legal to begin with. It's just pick and choose what the Justice Department has against you and why they know what you did.

    37. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sound like you live in Calgary, and had dealings with the Calgary Police Service.

      Calgary Police Service will use a false murder investigations to look for information on computers which belong to former employees who are accused of posting messages about their formal employeer. Of course the owner of the company has direct relations with high ranking Calgary Police members.

      Calgary Police Service will have you fired from companies you work for during the investigation.

      Calgary Police Service will publish your name, address, age, speak with friends and family about you.

      When Calgary Police Service is done with you, no one will hire you, you will be in debit for lawyer fees, have no computers or other possessions, and you will be forced out of Calgary. No charges about murder will be made.

    38. Re:Ohm's Law? by Ironica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A couple of considerations:
      (3) the facts and circumstances of your given situation are very important, blanket generalizations are risky. Facts can sometimes be fluid a good lawyer, can setup the playing field to the benefit of his/her client.

      ...which is relevant in the trial. What he's talking about is BEFORE that, the investigation has a much lower bar on what they need to prove that they can go rifling through your stuff.

      "A good lawyer" isn't going to do you any good at 10:00 on a Tuesday night when the police knock on the door with a warrant in hand, ready to arrest you if you don't cooperate right then.

      --
      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    39. Re:Ohm's Law? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      I'd have modded that terrifying were than an option. Is the USAF really having that kind of trouble recruiting people who've taken algebra?

      Maybe they're recruiting straight from Verizon.

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      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    40. Re:Ohm's Law? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Academic lawyers generally have a slanted view on the world

      In my experience all lawyers have a slanted view of the world. The problem is, so does the Judge. And don't get me started with jury's.

      --
      The Grey Goo disaster happened 3 billion years ago. This rock is covered in self replicating machines!
    41. Re:Ohm's Law? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the piece should be called "Ohm's Law".

      I must *resist* the urge to make stupid jokes about Ohm.

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    42. Re:Ohm's Law? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when you are in a US court, they are seldom worried about how you came to be there.

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      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    43. Re:Ohm's Law? by Elektroschock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ohm looks like to an invitation to reboot the legal system and smash the bugs. Rule of law vs. rules of lawyers. As an alternative you can leave the nation and go abroad.

    44. Re:Ohm's Law? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I've always assumed they were expensive, and paying a lot just to have someone to call is quite frankly, too expensive. In the last 10 years, I've never needed one. How much would have having one, even just a basic, "starter model" someone competent and cheap, but no frills... what would that have cost me? Depends on the services they are providing. It's fairly easy to call up a lawyer and ask about representation and rates. A lot of things are generally flat-rate (e.g., a lawyer for buying a home may cost $900... but certain things will be excluded from that retainer). A standard contract review may cost in the vicinity of $100 - 150, but it depends on the length, what kind of contract, your location, etc.

      You should note that many employers offer free legal counsel of a couple hours a year (some states require this!) -- you can use this for employment issues, or for anything else, since it is 100% confidential from your company. This is a nice perk of being a W2 employee.

      Generally, flat-rate is your best option for the little things, otherwise you might end up getting overcharged.

      As for how to find a decent lawyer, there are tons of community resources in most of the US. Get in touch with your local chamber of commerce for business-related items. Get involved in community groups -- chances are someone is a lawyer, or knows one -- and usually they can refer you to one who can handle the specific thing you need.

      If you are self-employed, ask your accountant -- they tend to know decent lawyers. If you work for a firm, ask around. Usually the higher in the org chart, the more likely someone can recommend a lawyer. Ask you boss -- and if they don't know, ask if they can ask their boss (or forward on your email request). Just be careful how you approach it... you don't want your boss to be wondering about legal issues :)

      Question... other than your "hanging-out" friends, do you maintain any contacts? Keep in touch with old co-workers? Participate in any local organizations? These are great resources to use. You never know... I found a good pediatrician from someone at my local LUG!

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    45. Re:Ohm's Law? by snspdaarf · · Score: 5, Informative

      You do the same thing you do when you need a doctor and are new in town. You ask people, you look at the specialty of the professional in question, and you call for an appointment. You do not have to have a lawyer on retainer at all times. Many times a first visit is free, so if you get a bad vibe from a lawyer, or don't feel like they are listening to your concerns, try another. While I would not want a patent lawyer defending me in criminal court, if I was arrested and the only lawyer I knew was a patent lawyer, I would call him and ask for help getting the right kind.

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      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    46. Re:Ohm's Law? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Since Bush came into office, everybody who views child porn is a molester and gets 20 years in prison for possession since we're still on our power high..

      The reality is that the prosecution will introduce the thousands or tens of thousands of images and videos they found on your hard drive.

      It will be very dark and disturbing stuff.

      Nothing remotely as innocent and fanciful as the geek pretends.

      The molestation of infants, perhaps.

      The crime against the child committed for your sexual entertainment and that of others.

      The reality is that you will have had significant contact with minors, quite probably in a position of authority.

      The reality is that your behavior was increasingly reckless and self-destructive.

      You were a tenured teacher in the elementary grades.

      You were married. You had kids. You routed porn through the district's own networks and systems - and that is how you were caught.

    47. Re:Ohm's Law? by gravyface · · Score: 1

      With so many practice areas, the one-lawyer-fits-all strategy is not going to work: anyone who *doesn't* say something along the lines of "that's not my area of expertise; you should go and talk to " is most likely exactly the kind of person you *don't* want working on your case.

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    48. Re:Ohm's Law? by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      I like how you managed to politicize something that isn't partisan at all.

      Both parties want tighter control over the internet and will use the "think of the children" crap to garner support for it.

      Since Bush's actions are fresh in everyone's minds, lets consider what infamous bill in this area passed under Clinton's watch:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_Online_Protection_Act

      The law was found unconstitutional or rejected by five different courts that I'm aware of, but it was still an unnecessary and fruitless burden on online businesses for 11 years while the bill's injunction was in appeals.

    49. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For real.

      To use the open wireless access point as an example. If someone sits outside your house and downloads kiddie porn, or starts running brute force attacks against NSA through your connection, the feds will show up and confiscate every electronic computer and storage device in your house so they can run forensics on it, which may take them 2-3 years to get to. Meanwhile all your stuff is sitting in an evidence room depreciating.

      Sure you might not get into trouble if there's no evidence on any of your gear or storage, but by the time you get it all back, it will be useless and way out of date.

      If you factor this depreciation, and you have a lot of gear and storage, the cost is huge. Then you have attorney bills and your reputation to worry about. You will never fully recover your reputation even if you are 100% innocent.

      Leaving that default password on your router has a lot of potential to screw your life up in ways you wouldn't expect.

      -Viz

      After a finding of Not Guilty (or dropping the case) the courts should then have to recompense the affected individuals with Treble Damages, for ALL expenses incurred during the investigation, regardless of whether it's just that they're missing a key piece of evidence against you (a la OJ Simpson).

      If courts, corporations, people in general, etc. were forced into this route then frivolous lawsuits would be unheard of, fewer people's lives would be ruined, and people would have a fair chance at regaining their lives once the drama was over.

      This type of thuggery should be illegal, it's no better than having the mob come banging down your door looking for 'protection' money.

    50. Re:Ohm's Law? by Repton · · Score: 3, Funny

      But what about Ohm's Fourth Law, V/IR=1?

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    51. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so true anyway. like the cop that gives a bogus ticket just to cost you the $15 court fee and time for you to deal with it.

    52. Re:Ohm's Law? by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you shouldn't have posted those messages.

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    53. Re:Ohm's Law? by Hyppy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      (1) the attorney author comes from the DOJ's Cymbercrime division -- the DOJ may have one interpretation of the law but the courts might have another;

      That's enough to put a few red flags up the pole. An attorney in an investigating/prosecuting position telling people to not bother defending themselves? Color me shocked. Oh, he also threatens your family, friends, and livelihood if you resist any charges they decide to bring against you? Sounds like the DOJ Alberto Gonzalez knew and loved.

    54. Re:Ohm's Law? by prestonmichaelh · · Score: 2, Informative

      While I would not want a patent lawyer defending me in criminal court, if I was arrested and the only lawyer I knew was a patent lawyer, I would call him and ask for help getting the right kind.

      I would second this. I have a family friend that is a malpractice lawyer (defends doctors). Since I am not a doctor, I have no use for his services pretty much ever. Last year, however, my aunt died and we needed a probate lawyer, so we asked him. Sure enough, he knew several and even had one working in his firm. It seems to me that, much like doctors, most lawyers are specialists these days. The downside is that there is rarely no "one-size-fits-all" lawyer, but typically, if you can find even one lawyer your trust/like, then if you need something that is not in their specialty, they can recommend someone who does specialize in what you need.

    55. Re:Ohm's Law? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I love how your post pretty much proves the article right.

      Corporations don't have anything to do with criminal charges, the only type of charge that would have a "guilty/not guilty" verdict.

      The courts are underfunded enough, and enough people aren't ever charged because it'd be a waste of resources, just to have the courts doling out money in cases where the accused is innocent.

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    56. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My experience with legal representation is $400/hour. That's in Tampa FL. I would imagine it gets somewhat dearer in CA and the North East states.

    57. Re:Ohm's Law? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Why get one before you need them? I hired two to handle two different issues for me. One was a contract dispute that kept me out of work for 4 months. The lawyer was recommended by a friend and was well worth the 50k he cost.

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    58. Re:Ohm's Law? by horza · · Score: 1

      And Dimitri Skylarov.

      Phillip.

    59. Re:Ohm's Law? by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

      What lame to make fun of someone's name. That's very impedant.

    60. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So . . . what you are saying is that you shouldn't engage in cyber-criminal activity from home? Should you buy a used laptop, for cash, that can't possibly be traced back to you? Should you use multiple open 802.11x routers (with a long range yagi/other high-gain antenna, from a great distance away)? Never use the same open router twice? Or do I misunderstand?

    61. Re:Ohm's Law? by A+Nun+Must+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I think you mean IR/V = 1. You've just quoted Ohm's Fifth Law.

    62. Re:Ohm's Law? by horza · · Score: 1

      First of all you don't want an average lawyer, you want a good lawyer. Preferably the best lawyer. And definitely specialised in the area you have a problem in. I use three lawyers: one for real estate law, one for contracts, and a third one I know is going to cause a lot of pain to anybody that tries to annoy me. The last one is the most expensive one.

      I've never paid a retainer, I just pay for the hours used. If I need advice I prepare a couple of key questions which are the crux of what I need, as I know if I'm in and out in less than 10 mins I normally won't get billed. For real estate problems I have insurance that covers 100% of any lawyer bills. If you live in France make sure your insurance has "assistance juridique" in it.

      With contracts don't get the lawyer to write it, it will cost you a fortune. Write it yourself and then get the lawyer to correct it. There are plenty of templates you can pinch off the Internet to cover most situations.

      Don't bother haggling on price, a really good lawyer won't budge, and don't worry about the cost. You either go ahead with the case in which case you go to the end and pay whatever it takes, or don't start in the first place. Don't start and figure if it gets too expensive you can always drop out.

      As for where to look, finding out who all the other lawyers hate is a good start :-). A good way I've found which works for specialised areas is looking through forums and see who offers advice to readers. A bit like programmers that work on OSS, somebody that loves their subject and is happy to teach others increased the probability they are quite good at their job. For other cases, try talking to a couple of random lawyers where it's NOT their domain of expertise for recommendations. They don't have anything to gain by fobbing you off on a duff lawyer and most of the lawyers I've met are friendly people outside the courtroom.

      I'd like to point out that I'm a strictly middle class guy, and definitely not wealthy.

      Finally, if somebody has a lawyer writing you letters don't immediately think you need to get a lawyer yourself. Nine times out of ten their letters are dressed up BS designed to intimidate and you can safely bin them. If the judge hasn't given you a court date then they aren't really "suing" you.

      Phillip.

    63. Re:Ohm's Law? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Here is one more:
      (5) If you live in a US client state, be very afraid.

    64. Re:Ohm's Law? by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clarifying, the cheap ones usually mean it's Friday!

    65. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Depends on what kind of lawyer you want. Usually you're looking for an attorney of some kind.

      Probably looking at a minimum of $500 to retain an attorney for general defense.

      Specialists, that's another kettle of fish. And of course it just depends on the lawyer.

      Try the yellow pages, just call and ask them.

      As for the competency, check with your local Bar Association, and ask the specific firm for referrals from former clients. Many of them have some type of 'resume' of case histories they'll give you for review.

    66. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a prosecutor, and I have talked with my local defense bar about their fees on some cases. My jurisdiction is a somewhat more rural suburb of a major Eastern US city.Anyway, a lawyer's fee will depend on what happens to the case. For a relatively low-grade felony (simple possession of a controlled substance) the standard fee to just show up and start your case through the process is generally around $5,000 flat. That will generally get you a guilty plea, includingsome negotiation with the DAs office to get you a better deal. If you have some kind of quirky issue where there is a suppression issue or pretrial issues, the price goes up another grand or two. If you can't work something out and go to trial, then it is a minimum $10,000. Higher-grade felonies like serious drug offenses, victim cases (serious assaults, etc...) and the price goes way up. Last trafficking case I prosecuted where the defendant went away for 20 years cost the defendant's boyfriend $20,000 or so. Murder cases start at $50,000, and go up to a quarter million from there.

      That is why 90% of my defendants get court-appointed counsel at $65 an hour regardless of what happens to the case.

    67. Re:Ohm's Law? by mad_dog3283 · · Score: 1

      Actual conversation during the first week of tech school:

      Instructor: "Tomorrow we will be having a test on Ohm's law and Watt's law. You will be given two quantities and expected to solve for the other two."
      Student: "What? You mean we have 12 different formulas to memorize before tomorrow?"

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    68. Re:Ohm's Law? by DetJohnKimball · · Score: 1

      My mother runs HR for a non-profit with about 50 employees. There is a lawyer in the area that runs a business being the "lawyer on retainer" for local businesses, for both profit and non-profit seeking enterprises.

      For an organization her size she pays $600 per year. She can call any time and ask an HR question. The lawyer in charge also puts out a monthly newsletter with information and law changes to help HR people. I think a small organization of around 10 people pays about $300 and that is the floor on prices.

      This rate is in the metro-Boston area.

    69. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. "Ohm's Three Laws".
      V=IR, I=V/R, and R=V/I.

      and in a test to see whether recruits had enough background knowledge to be an army electrician..
      "name the 3 fundamental laws of electromagnetism".

      conscripted physics major ponders which of Maxwell's 4 equations can reasonably be dropped.

    70. Re:Ohm's Law? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      If you've got a legal question, ask your attorney

      Huh?! Isn't that what "Ask Slashdot" is for? Sheesh.

    71. Re:Ohm's Law? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      here it is in a nutshell

      Except your nutshell isn't quite right - What the article is also saying is this: If you're charged with a crime you can argue NAT and open WAPs and all the rest until you're blue in the face, but a case against you is built on a pile of forensic evidence typically found on hard drives and in your desk drawers and the like and the fact that your WAP is open isn't worth a pile of fetid dingo's kidneys if prosecutors have other hard evidence that's been found via a search warrant.

    72. Re:Ohm's Law? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      What I said is still true. They do actually have to move him to the US before they can prosecute him. The problem with McKinnon et al is that the UK government has decided to abdicate its most important responsibility: to protect us, its citizens from foreign powers.

    73. Re:Ohm's Law? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this is an illegal act and so, by definition, outside the law.

    74. Re:Ohm's Law? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It depends on how much of someones time you want. A lawyer will generally cost $150+ an hour, so your $1000 will buy you a single work-day, give or take.

      What this means is you can't afford to (and it would be a waste anyway) use a lawyer for everyday normal stuff. But you can afford to, and definitely should, use a qualified lawyer for tricky situations with potentially large consequences. It's worthwhile to have a lawyer check for the most common pitfalls when buying a house, for example, because $1000 is cheap insurance when problems can easily cost 2 orders of magnitude more than that.

      The everyday normal stuff you should make an attempt to learn yourself. It's not that hard. There's a small number of laws a normal person comes into contact with on a regular basis. You want to know consumer-protection-laws, for example, since most of make purchases that come under it several times every week, and it's good to know your rights when something doesn't work as advertised, or breaks down prematurely.

    75. Re:Ohm's Law? by TechnoJoe · · Score: 1

      The only time you need a lawyer is when you're being criminally prosecuted or you're on the receiving end of a lawsuit. Someone may boil your blood causing you to want a lawyer, but going after somebody is generally cost prohibitive. Those contingency fees you hear about? That's only for personal injury cases. For everything else, the lawyers want cash up front.

      A retainer for a state-law criminal defence attorney is about $1,500, while a retainer for a federal-law criminal defence attorney is about $15,000 (based on mid-west costs; your mileage may vary). Everything at the federal level generally costs about 10 times more.

      A retainer is PER-CASE and does not reflect the total costs of a case. Think of it as a down-payment that is necessary to get the lawyer to take the case. Lawyers try to price a retainer so it will take you from the start of the case to your first meeting with the DA, which could cover the cost of your case assuming you reach a plea agreement in that meeting.

      If you go to court, expect costs of $5,000 - $10,000 at state-level, and 10 times the amount at the federal level (again, based upon mid-west costs). Why? There is an incredible amount of prep work that must be done, such as researching prior case law, evidence (including how evidence was procured), and witnesses. Don't forget you're going to need expert witnesses in order to refute the DA's expert witnesses, and they generally cost 4 times more than the lawyer. As much of an expert you may be, it is doubtful you will be allowed to testify as one, plus juries will be more likely to believe an independent expert witness.

      Civil cases? Oh those are all over the place, but in my humble opinion, the biggest cost factor there depends on how much of an @$$hole the other guy's lawyer is, i.e. if he's representing himself bunker down.

      DISCLAIMER: I am not a lawyer, but I have been victimized by one.

    76. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, let's rephrase that too.

      "If you are not in the U.S., you have no rights and deserve to be thrown in a secret prison where they'll stack you up naked in a human pyramid and then cut your dick with a scalpel."

      More honest don't you think?

    77. Re:Ohm's Law? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Guys, come on, there's only one Ohm's law:

      J = sigma E

      The V=IR etc crap are just electronics rules of thumb...

      Incidentally, does it annoy anyone else that slashdot blocks special characters? eg &-amp-; or in this case &-sigma-; (without the -)

    78. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is "everyone" telling you to get a lawyer? Been swimming in the kiddie pool without your trunks on or something, MJ?

    79. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hey, whatever man.

      We all know about that stuff in the article. Its sort of a mashup of the 4th Amendment and the Patriot Act. We've all read it and understood the implications (unlike most of the senators and congress membersthat passed it), and have been talking about it on Slashdot (and Boingboing, and Ars, and pretty much everywhere else for that matter) for years.

      That doesn't mean it isn't fun thinking up all the implications of widespread, bug-ridden software that opens up a huge unsuspecting audience to running bot-nets and fueling their own spam problems, and how many ridiculous ways to put a file onto a computer because of all the bugs. I remember doing that to my lab partners via NFS holes back in college. I even exploited the Code Red virus to shut down computers that kept trying to infect my network (that thing let you run pretty much anything you wanted on a windows machine.. it was ridiculously dangerous)... now you have to pay to get access to those sorts of things... crazy... but I digress...). It was all fun and challenging in an academic sort of way. It's like a geekier version of "Who would win: Batman or Superman?"

      These days I just use a Mac and pretend that it can't happen to me. :)

    80. Re:Ohm's Law? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      As part of an engineering education, you take one course in law. Basically, it's an overview of contract law, the legal system, various appeals you can go through, etc.

      But do they teach how to make a shiv ? When to pick and when not to pick your soap ? How to dig through 4m of concrete with nothing but shrink wrap and a caramel ?
      In short anything useful *after* the fact ?

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    81. Re:Ohm's Law? by mst · · Score: 1

      I thought "Resistance is futile" was Ohm's Law.

    82. Re:Ohm's Law? by mwaggs_jd · · Score: 1

      Not according to the Supreme Court... there are several cases where it has upheld jurisdiction after a person was brought into custody by ER.

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    83. Re:Ohm's Law? by bigsapper · · Score: 1

      Yep -- "You might beat the rap, but you're not going to beat the ride".

    84. Re:Ohm's Law? by chadplusplus · · Score: 1

      Prior to joining my current firm, I was in private practice for about two years. I had a few clients "on retainer", but that was because those few were business clients who frequently called with questions and for help with paper work. Depending upon the amount of work I expected, I would ask for anywhere from 5x to 10x my hourly rate to place in my trust account replenished when it got down to about 1x hourly rate.

      It was/is unusual though, at least where I was, for normal people just to have a lawyer "on retainer" just in case they need one.

    85. Re:Ohm's Law? by itschy · · Score: 1

      Here is one more:
      (4) If you are not in the US, US law does not apply.

      I wished that was true :/

      Why is parent modded insightful and grandparent is funny?

      Its a common missconception made by US-based businesses.

    86. Re:Ohm's Law? by evansvillelinux · · Score: 1

      If the police ask you questions, the only appropriate answer is "My lawyer's name is ____."

      I just had a very detailed conversation with my son about this the other day. We watch several of the crime shows and one of the officers said that they'd be better off telling what they knew now and would get into less trouble or something like that.

      I explained to my son about the right to remain silent and what you say CAN AND WILL be used against you and had him tell me what that meant. I also explained how even the most innocent comments (i.e. "I never cared for that guy.") could be used to make it look like you have motive.

      Bottom line was that I told him that regardless of what any authority figure said or what type of pressure they applied, he was to only ask to call me and I would come (with a lawyer if necessary). I would urge you all to have the same talk with your kids. Better safe than sorry. :)

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    87. Re:Ohm's Law? by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Don't bother looking, Mr. Anderson.

    88. Re:Ohm's Law? by moortak · · Score: 1

      A good lawyer is one you can contact at 10:00 on a Tuesday if needed.

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    89. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's rephrase that one more time: "Even if you are in the U.S, but you are not a citizen, then your rights under U.S. law do not apply."

    90. Re:Ohm's Law? by ohtani · · Score: 1

      I figured I was not the only one who could RESIST this joke.

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    91. Re:Ohm's Law? by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      I think you need to rephrase again.

      If you are implying someone other than foreigner, rights under US law applies, presumably if they were a US citizen. I don't know about you, but my rights as a US citizen has been pretty much shot a decade ago. The people in power just hide it well that most people don't think of it. Traffic cop abuse is a big errosion where they're just making money for the sake of it. Which is funny because we have plenty of legitimate offenders that don't get fined.

      If you were saying no one has any rights left under US law....then specifying out that a foreigner would not either, is redundant.

    92. Re:Ohm's Law? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      For a movie, a real eye-opener for me was "Don't talk to cops".

      Just google for "youtube don't talk to cops" and watch those videos. They're a little on the long side as they were both lectures for a criminology class.

      It tells you how a seemingly innocent denial of guilt can lead to your incarceration. If your son is old enough to watch a crime show, he's old enough to watch that movie.

      My daughter is five, so she's a little young for that.

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    93. Re:Ohm's Law? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Generally, crimes committed by engineers would be of the white-collar type. Otherwise it would be negligence, which would be dealt with in civil court, not criminal court.

      We've got a distaste for manual labour.

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    94. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The corollary of all this outrage at the power and actions of the legal system is that the probability of being investigated is vanishingly small. Put it another way the percentage of computer lawbreakers who are arrested is approximately zero.
      So don't worry, do what you please with your computer, the likelihood of trouble is not much different than the likelihood of being hit by a bus.

    95. Re:Ohm's Law? by Paul+server+guy · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. I want answers to BOTH those questions.

      Everyone says 'get a lawyer'. How much is this going to cost.

      A crap load, well more than they're worth. Last time I needed one, It cost me over $25k, and the govt another $15k, and I still lost even though I was completely in the right. And, although he came highly recommended, (See below.) he turned out to be an idiot.

      I've always assumed they were expensive, and paying a lot just to have someone to call is quite frankly, too expensive. In the last 10 years, I've never needed one. How much would have having one, even just a basic, "starter model" someone competent and cheap, but no frills... what would that have cost me?

      Say, $125-$450 an hour. (and way up.) Whether you win or loose, whether they are right or wrong, zero guarantee. Talk about a racket. (Obviously, I have very little good to say about them, and I've never had a good experience with one, except the one I took to bed before I knew what she did for a living.)

      And the second question... how does one find a competent one? No one in my social circle has one... so a friends referral is out.

      There is no such thing... (YMMV :) All you can do is find other people in the industry in question, (Yes, they are specialists.) and ask for references for anyone you are thinking about using, - /and check them!/ The more (and better) you get, the more it is going to cost you. And know that you still might loose.

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    96. Re:Ohm's Law? by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but it is the result of laws been enacted on other countries just because the US happens to do it. Whatever the crap they do, will be tried to put on our laws. Or by multinational companies pressure, or by the US government arms wrestling, or by shoddy politicians smelling profit.

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    97. Re:Ohm's Law? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      ...but they still have to get you back to the US. Hence US law still does not apply it is just that the US government is willing to illegally (as far as local law is concerned) abduct you and transport you to the US where US law does apply.

    98. Re:Ohm's Law? by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      With contracts don't get the lawyer to write it, it will cost you a fortune. Write it yourself and then get the lawyer to correct it.

      For most people that will actually be less cost effective rather than more. Poor drafting can cost a lot more to fix (and fixing it may not be possible) than getting the lawyer to draft from the start.

    99. Re:Ohm's Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is why you have all your real workstations and servers buried, shielded, and accessed remotely from the cheap-ass PC you keep on your desk which has a disk image consistent with a vanilla Windows/IE installation and a web history concerned mostly with Garfield comics and PG-rated swimsuit calendars.

      Get raided, your cheap-ass PC gets taken, no other obvious gear on the premises. Go to a second-hand shop, pick up another cheap-ass PC and wireless card/transmitter, load your disk image again, and you're back.

      Forensics can have all the fun they want taking apart the front-end disk image. If nothing untoward was ever stored or cached on that disk (including any kind of log files regarding network connections with your real kit), they'll have a hard time coming up with anything incriminating.

      If you really feel that you HAVE to dick around with the law, have a huge password-protected ZIP file full of Hello Kitty images sitting on the hard disk. Make a big deal out of not giving them the password at first because it's 'too embarrassing'.

    100. Re:Ohm's Law? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Actually that isn't a bad idea. Tech articles written for non-techies (like lawyers) who want to do some techie things ..."

      I agree. Another great idea we should implement is a college campus sized classroom with a big slop pile in the middle, where we will - of course - teach pigs to sing en masse :-)

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    101. Re:Ohm's Law? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The decline of the USA began when its people started interpreting 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights' to mean 'These rights apply to citizens of the USA'.

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    102. Re:Ohm's Law? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Everyone says 'get a lawyer'

      It's a shorthand. The full quote is 'get a lawyer you've helped with computer problems to give you free legal advice'.

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    103. Re:Ohm's Law? by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Unless your country is America's bitch, and basically copied and pasted their DMCA.

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  2. IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but I think this guy is just wrong.

    1. Re:IANAL by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IANALY, and I agree with you.

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    2. Re:IANAL by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about hiding something for wireless NAS in a less than obvious place and just let them take the machines? Keep the things you want hidden on the disk in the wireless NAS and don't log your transfers.

      If you think it's to hard to hide it what about hiding it at the neighbors apartment? Good luck with happening to bring that back for investigation ..

    3. Re:IANAL by aliquis · · Score: 1

      .. though the problem is probably all the fucking cd-r and dvd-rs which we don't even use any more.

    4. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point. They will come, take and sell your computer, interrogate your friends, and jail you. You'll "arrange" for your secured NAS to be stowed safely, and (after going bankrupt and having your reputation forever destroyed) you will be set free. Good job, you still got fucked by the system.

      HAND

    5. Re:IANAL by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I'm Swede, not american, are you really sure?

    6. Re:IANAL by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much, yes. I am unaware of any laws in Sweden that prevent you from having your stuff seized and searched and your reputation ruined if you are suspected of a crime (and they can gather enough evidence). This isn't an "the American Government are all Nazis" article it's a "Being investigated for a crimes sucks almost as much as being convicted" article. It's pretty much true anywhere. The Police in more "civilized" countries still search for evidence, they still arrest you before you are put on trial, and good attorneys still cost lots of money. The man's argument is undeniable. If the Police suspect you of a crime, they can make your life hard. If they can get enough evidence to search your premises, they can make your life VERY hard. If they can get enough evidence to arrest you, they can make your life MISERABLE. Even if you wind up getting acquitted, It will cost you time, reputation, and money. In Sweden, the United States, Canada, or the North Pole.

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    7. Re:IANAL by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1

      IANALY, and I agree with you.

      Why is this rated as redundant? The post previous to this one was from someone who was "Not a Lawyer" and the post I'm replying to is from someone who isn't a lawyer YET. Now, maybe it's just me, but when I see the "yet", I picture someone who has read at least a decent chunk of the ton of books associated with an education in the Law. Add the Lexis-Nexis maze of case histories, that are crucial to many papers written in Law Schools, and I see someone with a radically different POV (Point of View), and, as a result, an opinion that logically carries considerably more weight.

      Redundant? Not at all. Some of the mods needed to ask Santa for an elementary dictionary, from the look of it.

    8. Re:IANAL by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

      For all you know, I could have been saying "I Am Not A Lawyer, Yo." But thanks for understanding the plight of law students.

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    9. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and I then sue for False Imprisonment, Unlawful Prosecution, etc, etc. I use the fact that I'm bankrupt and my reputation is ruined to... get a huge reward (no more bankruptcy!) and I graciously settle for only half IF the cops personally apologize, on tape, for falsely accusing me. That'll help my rep.

    10. Re:IANAL by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry sir, you are being too reasonable. I'm going to have to ask you to come with me...

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    11. Re:IANAL by itschy · · Score: 1

      In Sweden, the United States, Canada, or the North Pole.

      Santa must have his ass kicked good for all that plagiarism done by his elves...

  3. Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Disclaimers: I am a "techie" (whatever the hell that means). I do not pirate or violate copyright or IP laws to my knowledge. I am not a lawyer.

    Why do I care about this? This confusingly assuming post is trying to say that techies are so stupid that they can only comprehend there being one piece of evidence in a trial and they think that if they cast doubt on this one piece of evidence then the accused is in the clear. I know this isn't true. If I prove that a screenshot of an IP address could be photoshopped yet there are logs upon logs provided by the ISP backing this up, I have done little if anything.

    So draw a Venn diagram of all evidence (shadow-of-a-doubtable evidence unioned with unshadow-of-a-doubtable evidence) and show that if there exists any evidence outside of the shadow-of-a-doubtable circle than you're boned. That was essentially the only point you had in your windy post, correct? What else was there? A lesson on how police can opt to legally collect information regarding a case?

    Thank you for the world class revelation, Paul. And also thank you for the imagery of "techies" being bumbling buffoons aping Perry Mason in their dreams. Perhaps my father was on to something when he tried to teach me that for all lawyers that exist none of them have any interest other than money and sucking the blood out of other people.

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  4. Legal standards of search and seizure by Max+Threshold · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean the ones the Florida Highway Patroll pioneered ignoring back in the 80s, and which are now routinely ignored by law enforcement agencies nationwide? Trust me, I worry about those legal standards all the time...

    1. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IANAL but I know some Law facts.

      1 - dont trust cops.
      2 - Dont trust judges.
      3 - Dont trust lawyers.
      4 - assume that everyone is trying to shaft you.
      5 - Once you are in the legal system THEY OWN YOUR BUTT.
      6 - If you are going to do something illegal, make sure you CANT GET CAUGHT.
      7 - Dont do anything illegal.

      Honestly, Judges hate you, cops hate you, everyone on a jury if you get that far hates you. you are considered Guilty until proven innocent. Dont even believe the Bullshit given to you as a youth that it's the other way around. It's not and never has been that way.

      Finally, you cant talk a cop out of arresting you. You can make him think it's more bother than it's worth and let you go if it's not worth it and you're being a nice guy. They will let a nice guy in Abercrombie that says yes sir, no sir, thank you sir go with a warning way before the dont touch me pig screaming hoodie wearing blacked out eyesocket head shaved like the damned pincushion for a head guy. It blows my mind how stupid many criminals are, if you dress and look like a punk, the cops will treat you like a punk.

      I never got in trouble as a kid. but then I was aware of my location and had a scanner in my pocket with a earphone in all the time. Friends learned that if I left a party or gathering, they need to as well.

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    2. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by FalseModesty · · Score: 4, Funny

      I never got in trouble as a kid. but then I was aware of my location and had a scanner in my pocket with a earphone in all the time.

      Wow. Just seriously paranoid, or did you commit lots of crimes?

    3. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by MattSausage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Holy crap.. you seriously walked around with a police scanner in your ear ALL the TIME... and you were still invited to parties? And you are PROUD of this? Gee, I wonder where the rest of the world got the idea that techies are a bunch of awkward losers who think they're so much smarter than anyone else. frankly, the people inviting the crazy-paranoid-police-scanner dude were the smartest in that entire scenario.

    4. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by musikit · · Score: 1

      7 - Dont do anything illegal.

      see this is where this whole argument falls apart. what is legal today may not be tomorrow. in which case can you be prosecuted for something you did when it was legal after its been made legal?

      going by

      4 - assume that everyone is trying to shaft you.

      yes i can.

    5. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I bet you're just a barrel of fun at a party...

    6. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why so bitter about abercrombie? It's a brand like any other.

      "Those kids" didn't do anything to you, and if you could afford to waste money on expensive clothes too, 1) you probably would 2) you'd still be a loser - just a better dressed one.

    7. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      see this is where this whole argument falls apart. what is legal today may not be tomorrow. in which case can you be prosecuted for something you did when it was legal after its been made legal?

      In America at least, this isn't the case unless you continue to do it after it became illegal. But then you wouldn't be in compliance with "Don't do anything illegal.".

      It's a legal principle called post facto and ex post facto. It states that you can't make something illegal after the fact and apply penalties as if it was illegal when done legally. It's actually in our constitution and it prevents what you have mentioned from happening.

    8. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by kpainter · · Score: 1

      I never got in trouble as a kid. but then I was aware of my location and had a scanner in my pocket with a earphone in all the time. Friends learned that if I left a party or gathering, they need to as well.

      But I bet you didn't leave with any GIRLS.

    9. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Paracelcus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Encrypt everything, hide everything, obfuscate everything, always assume that THEY are out to get you. Keep your bags packed at an alternate (undisclosed) location, keep some cash hidden and have an extra passport ready (always lose the first one they send you) in case they confiscate your first. Always pay cash, wear a broad brimmed hat and large dark glasses in public, grow a beard (you can quickly change you appearance by shaving). Use anonymous pay as you go cellphones or be careful what you say over the phone, keep your phone turned off and the battery removed.

        Remember it ain't paranoia if they really are out to get you!

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    10. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Friends that got nailed a LOT and watched their pain. Also I had a brother that got nailed and was ground up through the system.

      when you see it happen and pay attention, you know what happens and what to do to stay away from it. I also was a big protester in college.. I was never arrested because I would not be stupid and dress like the others protesting. I always looked like a innocent bystander on purpose..

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

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    11. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Technically, no

      Ex-post-facto laws are illegal, which is also why the "retroactive immunity" bullshit should never fly. If it was legal to smoke pot in 1988 and you smoked pot in 1988, and now in 2009 it is illegal, they can have pictures of you smoking pot out of a GIANT bong and you cannot be charged.

    12. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You obviousally dont understand anything about a scanner and ear plug.

      I had a real one, it was thin, it fit inside my pockets (I started the baggy pants thing, all of you copied me!) hidden. And I ran the wire up my shirt to my earpiece that was flesh colored. you could not see it under my long hair. Two reasons, I did not let party-ers know I had it, 2 cops get PISSED if they see you with a scanner. It was easy to ditch it if need be.

      Proud of it? yup. it's smarter than simple fool that get's the name of the jail tattooed on them to be proud of their arrests. I have no record because of it.

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    13. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The only time I was on a jury, we let the guy go. So it is actually possible (though I may have been experimenting with jet at the time).

    14. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by vic-traill · · Score: 1

      Don't talk to cops. Everyone should watch this regardless of the jurisdiction they live in (this is focused on the States but relevant in a lot more places, methinks). It's two parts - look for the second part in the Related Videos section. And the dude in the first part is the fastest talker you will ever encounter - watch, marvel and learn.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik

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    15. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      Stupid? I guess that depends on perspective. If you're so inclined, it sounds like a great way to get invited to some ... let's call them "awesome" ... parties to me.

    16. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I think you are off your meds again... jk!

      Seriously though I think it is sad that you feel that way. I am assuming you are from the US?

      I am from Canada, and while I won't go so far to say it doesn't have some problems, I like to think I have a certain amount of faith in our system of law.

      Granted there will always be dirty cops, corrupt judges, and sleazy lawyers I like to think they are the minority.

      My dad is a lawyer, so I grew up around lawyers and judges, I have friends today who are cops. I have had pretty positive experiences with cops (unless they catch me speeding, but then that is my own fault so I don't begrudge that).

      I have a fair amount of respect for cops and what they do. The same goes for judges. I hold them and their authority in esteem. However, if one does go astray, it makes it all the worse. Whenever I hear about either, I have no sympathy, and they deserve the worst punishment they can get in my opinion as they have betrayed the public trust.

      I do believe there are parts of our system of law that need to be reformed. One that comes to mind is that of automatic convictions for parking tickets, which while a small thing, really piss me off. Speeding tickets and photo radar is another. Its a fine line between justice and alternate revenue stream. Many of these tools, may have had good intentions as to protecting the public and all that, but now they are basically ways Cities can generate more money. In many cases these "schemes" are totally positive feedback loops and conflicts of interest.

      Anyway that last bit is my rant... I was convicted of a crime I did not commit, fine was 40$, if I wanted to fight it, would have cost me like 500$. I ended up just paying, still bitter about it. Not because of the money (which I could care less), but the principle of the thing. I am sure there are bigger problems that need reform more urgently.

    17. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      . in which case can you be prosecuted for something you did when it was legal after its been made legal?

      No, not in the US.

    18. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by kalirion · · Score: 1

      True. But I doubt very many people go through a day without doing anything illegal, be it a DMCA violation, driving 3mph above the speed limit, or having premarital/extramarital/non-missionary-position sex (in some states.)

    19. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      They only need "reasonable suspicion" to search. The fact that it is coming from your IP address is reasonable suspicion even if your neighbour has hacked your WiFi.

      And even if they know it was your neighbour who hacked your WiFi, they can still search, because your WiFi router is a crime scene and has relevant evidence.

      But if it is the **AA taking you to court for copyright infringement, then it is under civil rules. They only need to prove "on the balance of probabilities" but don't have the same rights to search for evidence.

    20. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What model scanner did you use?

      Quickly now... you can't google your way out of this fake story you are telling us...

    21. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by MegaFur · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Note to Lumpy: In the following post, anyplace that I used the word "you", this is not meant to apply to you, Lumpy. I agree with what you said. I just wanted to "mee too" with my own version. I agree with you, and with the original "You Are Not A Lawyer" guy that there are far too many folks out there that don't get how the legal system really works.

      I wanna make a few points:
      1. It's not that the police/judges/lawyers hate you, it's just that they really *don't* care about you *at all*. I mean you really are just another number to them. The good ones out there, they care that you get the legal definition of a "fair" trial, but that's all. And, btw, it's entirely possible for you to have a legally defined "fair" trial and for you to still get totally screwed over and railroaded. If you don't believe this, you're living in a fairy land. I hope fairy land is still working for you when you get locked up in Oz.

      2. On point 5: yes, I totally agree.
      3. On point 6: If you're going to do something illegal, first BEFORE you start, find out exactly what the consequences and eventualities will be for if you *do* get caught--because it's impossible to be absolutely sure that you can avoid being caught. See my earlier point about fairy land.
      4. On point 7: I agree. This almost, but not quite, guarantees that you won't be going to jail for anything. (You could still get falsely accused and wrongfully imprisoned. Please don't talk to me about how that doesn't bother you because then, in the end, you'll make a fortune off the movie rights or something. The plain fact is that spending five years in prison is going to fundamentally change who you are and what you're like for the rest of your life.)
      5. If the police ever bring you in for questioning on anything, don't talk to them without a lawyer present. I don't care how innocent you are, and I don't care how polite the police are. If something really bad happened, it is the police and prosecutor's job to eventually hold someone accountable for the bad thing that happened. If no other more "worthy" suspects pop up, they might just choose to put it on you. This can happen even without the police being corrupt, and that's why there's that pesky rule about you being allowed to have legal council present. Of course, even that is no guarantee that you won't get falsely accused and wrongfully imprisoned, but if you go talking to the police sans legal council you are seriously screwing yourself over. Don't be a dope. Demand a lawyer.

      In summary: The legal system isn't really out to get you, but it's much bigger than you are and it tends to be capricious and merciless--kind of like an uber-deity tripped out on mescaline and crystal meth. You really don't *ever* want to be on the wrong side of it. Because of all this, even though it isn't out to get you (most of the time), you'll be safer if you act as though it is.

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    22. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am from Canada, and while I won't go so far to say it doesn't have some problems, I like to think I have a certain amount of faith in our system of law.

      Is that why you pay a copyright infringement tax up front on blank media? Because you are presumed innocent? That's what I thought.

    23. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by pla · · Score: 1

      Encrypt everything, hide everything, obfuscate everything, always assume that THEY are out to get you.

      You left out "always wear gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints", "flip a coin/roll a D6 to pick your route to and from work every day", and "randomly do thing in which you have no interest, to poison their profile".

      The best escape starts before you need it.

    24. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Holy crap.. you seriously walked around with a police scanner in your ear ALL the TIME... and you were still invited to parties?

      Going by the line Friends learned that if I left a party or gathering, they need to as well - I'd say they were the sort of parties where knowing in advance that the police were on their way was a big advantage. In other words, really good parties.

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    25. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I never got in trouble as a kid. but then I was aware of my location and had a scanner in my pocket with a earphone in all the time. Friends learned that if I left a party or gathering, they need to as well.

      If you went to the types of parties that cops would bust, then no wonder you were always scared of them and didn't "trust" them.

      My response: don't go to the parties that get busted and you probably won't hav ea problem getting busted at those parties..

    26. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      Glad to see you're standing by your convictions.

    27. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Toonol · · Score: 2

      It'd probably be less stupid to just not commit crimes.

    28. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Toonol · · Score: 1

      My understand that ex-post-facto laws cannot be made to charge people under, but there's never been a restriction against ex-post-facto laws to exonerate people. It's not changing laws retroactive that's the problem, it's punishing people because of those changes that's not allowed.

    29. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      The US Constitution clearly states no ex-post facto laws. They are not defined within constraints of exoneration or otherwise

    30. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he didn't, dumb-ass. The really smooth dudes get their nook *at* the party.

      I don't know why everyone's getting on this dude's case, anyway. Taking his words at face value, it sounds like he knew how to hit the *really* wild parties and not get hauled in when the fuzz stopped by for a visit.

      I rarely got wasted at the parties I went to, due to the sheer fact that I knew it would dull my awareness of the chaotic environment. It wasn't until after the main event, when I'd settle down with a select few old (and, with any luck, new) friends in a quiet place that the substance appropriation and consumption would commence. I managed to have fun and not get into any bad situations.

    31. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're too paranoid, you never really get confirmation; whereas if you are too complacent, they bust your ass and destroy your life. This is just natural selection in action, pal. If one day you ever find out that you've been covertly monitored, I think you'll find it's an unpleasant revelation.

    32. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It beats being randomly blackmailed by the RIAA. They hate that they can't blackmail us.

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    33. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Ok, I was looking up the exact wording, and came across this as the first search result:

      http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.overview.html - "[The full Constitution, in both hypertext and word-processor formats, can be purchased and downloaded for individual local use from the LII. For details click here.]"

      Geez, Cornell, charging to download a copy of the constitution? That's weak.

      Anyway...

      It does state no ex-post facto laws may be passed, but I'm not convinced that means laws can't be retroactively removed. A rule that says you can't write in a book doesn't mean you can't erase from the book. I'm not defending the telecom immunity; that was bad for a number of reasons... and as I understand it, the law wasn't excised, it was modified so that it retroactively didn't apply to specific companies in specific cases. That isn't right.

    34. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 1

      Yes, but changing legality now does not change legality then. And, the telecom immunity does not state it is no longer illegal, just that you cannot prosecute them for their illegal activity and nullifying anything they have done that is illegal in the past, but not making it illegal. That IS an ex-post facto law.

    35. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Nethead · · Score: 1

      No, he's one of those ham radio nerds. I bet it wasn't really a scanner but an MARSed ham HT.

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    36. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, Alinco DJ-X series or was it the DJ-C series HT. Would've been my choice.

      http://www.rigpix.com/alinco/djc5.htm

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    37. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It blows my mind how stupid many criminals are, if you dress and look like a punk, the cops will treat you like a punk.

      Selection bias. There's actually quite a number of criminals who DON'T dress and act like punks, but you don't hear about them, and that's at least partly for the reasons you outlined.

    38. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by herr.lorenzen · · Score: 1

      I always looked like a innocent bystander on purpose..

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      So your saying, that you dont want to stand up to your beliefs? So why even do it?

    39. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      That is good advice. It is WORSE than you think and THEY are out to get you. Extra points for rigging your apartment to burn down at the flick of a switch ala Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory. Seriously though, why should we trust the government? They have given us no good reasons to trust them. It is better and safer to treat the authorities as potential adversaries rather than trusted friends.

    40. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      Land of the free, home of the brave. You must be so proud of yourself.

    41. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Ironica · · Score: 1

      It'd probably be less stupid to just not commit crimes.

      There are certain segments of our population who don't have to commit crimes to get hassled by the cops. Ever heard of someone getting pulled over for a DWB (or DWH)?

      The really infuriating part of it is, then you've got kids who see no reason NOT to commit crimes... because they're treated like criminals whether or not they actually get the benefit of breaking the law.

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    42. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Americano · · Score: 1

      What is legal today may not be tomorrow. In which case can you be prosecuted for something you did when it was legal, after it's been made legal?

      Not in the United States, in the vast majority of cases. It's called an ex-post-facto law, and it is expressly forbidden by the Constitution of the United States.

      As an example: assume you enjoy smoking cigarettes. Tomorrow, a law is passed stating that smoking is illegal. You comply with the law, and cease smoking cigarettes. The police arrest you anyway because you smoked yesterday, before the law was passed and took effect - this is unconstitutional, because you are being arrested & prosecuted for a "crime" you committed before the particular action was criminalized.

      Of course there's exceptions (gun control, sex offender registries, etc.) to this where retroactive application of a law has been found constitutional; However, the general principle is that you cannot be prosecuted for doing something which is later criminalized after you do it.

    43. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Ironica · · Score: 1

      My response: don't go to the parties that get busted and you probably won't hav ea problem getting busted at those parties..

      Yeah, never go to a party where there might be underage drinking or pot smoking, much less anyone who's tripping. That sounds like FUN! ;-)

      Then again, my husband got through college that way. I had to teach him how to get drunk. That's what Engineering School will do to you. I was fortunate to be up on north campus, with lots of friends in the School of Theater, Film, and Television.

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    44. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my hero. Far to many "smash the system" tards wouldn't last ten seconds when the system actually wants to get them.

    45. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by EGenius007 · · Score: 1

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      Glad to see you're standing by your convictions.

      So says the Anonymous Coward...

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    46. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's just cowardly. I wasn't a protestor, and usually made fun of the (as I perceived them) idiotic causes being protested, but if you genuinely believe in your cause, and you think that a protest would help, shouldn't you be willing to take the risks associated with that protest alongside everyone else?

      I mean, I'm not talking about being one of those dumb nuts laying down in the street or harassing people, but to deny even being associated with it seems like you don't much care about your cause, or else you just haven't got any cajones.

    47. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by syousef · · Score: 1

      I always looked like a innocent bystander on purpose..

      Once when asked by a cop why I was holding a sign I said, "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      So your saying, that you dont want to stand up to your beliefs? So why even do it?

      For the imaginary cute chick.

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    48. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your proof is overwhelming, sir. I bow to your deductive prowess.

    49. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by stridebird · · Score: 1

      experimenting with jet

      erm, excuse my ignorance, but...jet?? propulsion? a drug? aerodynamics? i don't understand!

    50. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would have happened if you had just told him you were protesting and it was your sign? I can't see anything wrong with that...

    51. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by toiletsalmon · · Score: 1

      THIS is TRUTH.

      Seriously, these are words to live by. I wish I had my rights too, but screw that, I'd rather sit around and complain about how this country sucks AT HOME instead of in a cell.

    52. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by node159 · · Score: 1

      What an unfortunate Engineering School, the one I went to, the first week we had an 'unlimited alcohol party' (one keg per person... do the maths) all paid for by university fees.

      You can drive.
      You can have sex.
      You can die for you country.

      You can't drink alcohol...

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    53. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "some cute chick over there gave it to me, I dont want to drop it and litter" He took the sign as a favor to me.

      My english is not what it should be,
      but isn't that what is called "Hypocrisy" ?

    54. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by ady1 · · Score: 1

      It'd probably be less stupid to just not break the law.

      There, corrected for you.

    55. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      everyone on a jury if you get that far hates you

      There you are completely wrong. Experience and research of the jury system reveal that there is a non-trivial portion of jury panelists who want to find you not guilty before setting foot in the courtroom. I've taken classes on trial advocacy, and one of the research papers I had to read addressed specifically the point that voir dire is essential for a lawyer to locate his "advocates in the jury."

      Basically, during jury selection, the lawyer should find the people who are as I described: very amenable to finding the accused not guilty due to predispositions of character or conscience.

    56. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So says the Anonymous Coward...

      I'm not the one out there protesting and denying that I'm doing it.

    57. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      simple fool that get's the name of the jail tattooed on them to be proud of their arrests

      So are you a minority, or are you an asshole who breaks criminal laws all the time?

    58. Re:Legal standards of search and seizure by Almahtar · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of a conversation I heard the other day in a cafe. It's a "hippie" cafe, but most young "hippies" these days are what I call "faux hippies" -- they dress like the old hippies did, they listen to the music the old ones did, despite the fact that the original hippies did all this because it was new.

      So I'm sitting there working, and overhear the conversation between two faux hippies next to me.

      faux hippie 1 I want to protest something.

      faux hippie 2 Yeah, we should totally protest something! What should we protest?

      fh1 I don't know, but my sociology professor said that if we wanted to protest something we could apply with the local college name... hidden so as not to tarnish its image board and if they approve they'll let us set up a booth in the commons and hand out flyers!!

      fh2 That would be awesome!! Ok, ok... so what can we protest?

      ... 5 minutes of silence.

      fh2 *I forget, but it was a lame attempt at a joke citing a stupid cause*

      fh1 I'm serious!!

      ... 2 more minutes of silence

      fh2 We need to smoke a bowl first. This is a lot of thinking.

      fh1 Yeah. WAY too much thinking

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      I wish I was making this up. I seriously wish. This is almost verbatim, as it has been burned into my mind, leaving scars of cynicism that may never heal.

  5. Pfft, lawyers by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Difference between them and us?

    • Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then learn.
    • Lawyer: If you don't know how to do what I do, pay me $500 an hour or your children will die penniless in the gutter.
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    1. Re:Pfft, lawyers by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

      $500 an hour? What cheap lawyers do you go to?

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    2. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WE would be driving more mercedes and BMW's if we did the same thing.

      Problem is IT guys are whores. we give up our craft for free at the drop of a hat. Lawyers simply grin and make you supply the lube.

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    3. Re:Pfft, lawyers by JustinOpinion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Problem is IT guys are whores. we give up our craft for free at the drop of a hat.

      Whores don't give anything away for free. Sluts do.

      Techies are sluts. Lawyers are whores. Personally I prefer sluts to whores, but YMMV.

    4. Re:Pfft, lawyers by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > Problem is IT guys are whores . we give up our craft for free

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

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    5. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Rageon · · Score: 1
      That's because you don't just "learn" what we do. We go to a ridiculously intensive school for three years, study another couple months full-time for the bar, and then start learning how to actually be a lawyer. It's pretty easy to google "why can't I connect wirelessly" and get an answer. It's a lot harder to get a quick answer to "how do I defend myself in a custody action."

      The best analogy I've heard is this, from a judge. "If my car was running, and me -- knowing nothing about cars -- decided to start taking it apart and fixing it, I'd probably make it worse. And you would think it's crazy that I didn't hire a mechanic and that it's my own fault for messing it up. But then people come in on matters far more important than their cars -- custody matters, criminal stuff, etc... -- and try to be their own mechanics. And then they blame the legal system when they mess it up."

      I get it, lawyers are expensive. But so are plumbers and electricians and mechanics and programmers. Maybe a little more, sure. But this whole "$500/hr" stuff isn't what most people are paying, unless you're a large company insistent on hiring only ivy league grads at 1000 person firms. It's realistically a forth of that amount at smaller firms. And lawyers also have 7 years of school to pay for.

    6. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And then they blame the legal system when they mess it up.

      They claim that ignorance of the law is no defense. This requires that the law be accessible to the average person. However, if I were to read all laws (and regulations with force of law, as many electrical "laws" are a national book that isn't actually published law, but carries the force of it, as is the FCC and many other such sub-laws), I would die of old age before I could read them all. So, I'm not allowed to claim I didn't know it was against the law, and it's impossible for me to know all the laws. That alone sums up "law" as a profession. Sure, as a mechanic, I could be good with Mercedes and not know about Fords. But if I own a Mazda, I can get the Chilton's or such and have a good bet at figuring out most I'd need to know, and have a good idea when I'd need to call in support. For the law, you are expected to call in support before you ever start. Asking your neighbor for help with your Mazda is perfectly fine, but illegal in Law.

      And lawyers also have 7 years of school to pay for.

      So anyone that can get through an MBA program at 6 years should be able to charge about what a lawyer does? It's not just supply and demand, it's that the law creates a monopoly. Only Bar members may practice. Then, the lawyers got together and made laws to protect their racket, driving up prices. Lawyers making laws don't make them as simple as possible. Ever read a law? It's impossible. The law was passed in the 1800s. Then it was amended once every 5 years for the past 100+ years. And many of those amendments were to amdendments. So you have to spend hours per line figuring out what the law actually says now. And yes, I've seen them done this way. However, now it's more common to have an "unofficial" recording of the law with it written as amended, as opposed to written as written/stricken/overwritten/repeat.

      And you got that from the judge. The joke goes, "What do you call the person that graduated last in his class in medical school? Doctor. What do you call the person that graduated last in his law school? Your honor."

    7. Re:Pfft, lawyers by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Here's the difference.

      If you go out and bash my car or wreck my house so that it'll cost me a few thousand dollars for repairs, you've done something illegal and the police are likely to be interested.

      If you drag me into court on a suit that could cost me my house and savings and future earnings, I'd better spend thousands of dollars I'll never see again on a lawyer. (I've got a cousin who was recently involved in a suit like this. Fortunately, she won.) This will not only cost me money, but a lot of stress, and I'll likely have to miss some work to be in the courtroom.

      So, if you want to effectively vandalize somebody, file a lawsuit. It'll likely cost them more than just bashing up their car or shorting out their wiring, and it's legal. Sure, it's an abuse of the legal system, but that doesn't seem to matter all that much.

      As a wise person once said on Slashdot (ignoring the oxymoron potential in the first phrase), I can't just require you to write or commission a device driver for me, and take your house if I find a significant bug.

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    8. Re:Pfft, lawyers by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > WE would be driving more mercedes and BMW's if we did the same thing.

      Lawyers don't hide any secrets, it's all in lawbooks and much of the stuff can be found for free on the Internet. The difference is they have a trade guild that enjoys a government granted monopoly. Non members cannot practice law without the threat of prison so non lawyers quickly lose interest in expending the time required to learn the dark arcana since it can only be of passive interest. On the other hand anyone with the curiosity can grab a stack of Nutshell books, build anetwork from scratch in their spare bedroom, learn some salable skills and GET A JOB.

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    9. Re:Pfft, lawyers by 2names · · Score: 1

      Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then if I have time I will teach you

      This has been my experience. The great majority of tech people I have known are very willing to help non-techies learn about technology. Wow, that's a lot of tech words. Tech. Techy techie tech tech. And now I've gone mad again.

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      "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    10. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have the definition of whore backwards, they are the ones that make you pay.

    11. Re:Pfft, lawyers by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      You're right. Ignorance of the law is no defense. But the laws are accessible to the average person. And your point about amendment is irrelevant. I don't know where you got your information from, but it's very, very wrong. You never need to turn to unofficial sources for the current law.

      "An assault is an unlawful attempt, coupled with a present ability, to commit a violent injury on the person of another. An assault is punishable by a fine not exceeding one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by imprisonment in the county jail not exceeding six months, or by both the fine and imprisonment." Cal. Pen. Code. 240-241 available at http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=00001-01000&file=240-248

      Tell me exactly how you figure you have to spend "hours per line" figuring out what that says?

    12. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Jon+Kay · · Score: 1

      So, if you want to effectively vandalize somebody, file a lawsuit. It'll likely cost them more than just bashing up their car or shorting out their wiring, and it's legal. Sure, it's an abuse of the legal system, but that doesn't seem to matter all that much. As a wise person once said on Slashdot (ignoring the oxymoron potential in the first phrase), I can't just require you to write or commission a device driver for me, and take your house if I find a significant bug.

      All so true - the court REGULARLY requires you to spend money on your lawyer doing device-driver-like long, technical labor, and for you or companies to be enslaved answering questions and helping that lawyer, whether you like it or can afford it or not.

      And, as I explain at length in the article, with examples including the SCO case and Berkeley's Professor Ousterhout, IMHO that that's come to be as corrupt as the original slavery.

      If discovery or deposition is required for a case you're in, be sure to ask for the cost recovery request that somehow few lawyers remember to tell you

    13. Re:Pfft, lawyers by cfulmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pfft. Yeah, technically, lawyers have a monopoly. In reality, it's not that hard to take the LSAT, go to law school and pass the bar exam. That's not a huge barrier. The median starting salary for a lawyer is around $55K; in a number of states, it's around $40K. Sure, lawyers from Harvard and a few other top schools get the $160K jobs (plus $25K+ bonus), but there are relatively few of those and they cater largely to corporate America.

      The main reason lawyers are expensive is because most things they do take a lot of their time and because they have to pay the receptionist, rent, insurance, etc.... Consider, for example, preparing a will: the lawyer talks with you for 30-60 minutes, gathering information, answering questions about the process, finding out exactly what you need (do you need a trust also? What sort? How about a living will?) Then, goes off for 2-3 hours preparing those documents, sends them to you to get your feedback, makes any changes you need, then has you come in to execute the whole thing. All told, he has probably spent 5-6 hours on you.

      As far as the "there's too much of it" argument, you're right -- blame Congress for that one. Luckily, most of us are unaffected by the large majority of those laws.

    14. Re:Pfft, lawyers by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Then, the lawyers got together and made laws to protect their racket, driving up prices.

      Except that politicians make laws, not lawyers. I seriously doubt all politicians are lawyers.

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    15. Re:Pfft, lawyers by russotto · · Score: 1

      "An assault is an unlawful attempt, coupled with a present ability, to commit a violent injury on the person of another. An assault is punishable by a fine not exceeding one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by imprisonment in the county jail not exceeding six months, or by both the fine and imprisonment." Cal. Pen. Code. 240-241 available at http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=00001-01000&file=240-248

      Tell me exactly how you figure you have to spend "hours per line" figuring out what that says?

      First of all, it's self-referential. That word "unlawful" in there means you have to figure out when such attempts are lawful in order to figure out that that means. Then the term "present ability" has loads of case law defining it. And then "commit a violent injury"... exactly what does that mean? Is shoving someone an "assault"? No injury is meant, but I'm pretty sure there have been cases of assault convictions for a shove.

    16. Re:Pfft, lawyers by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You never need to turn to unofficial sources for the current law.

      That is an advantage of being in a young country. English law stretches back several centuries and there is no complete, official, and accessible source for the whole of it.

    17. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Current law covers legislation from the federal, state, and local levels, but also common law, which is murky and requires knowledge of how common law has been applied in your jurisdiction.

      This is abused sometimes. My last girlfriend tried to convince me that common law marriage starts after 3 months. Thankfully, I had already researched the matter thoroughly(Federal documents call common law 12 months, and provincial documents called it 12 months with children or 3 years without), but even after in-depth research, there's a question of whether there was a decision in some court somewhere that maybe did change the already unwritten law of common law marriage.

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    18. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAL

      Some misconceptions to be corrected:

      1. Of course you could not learn every law. The vast majority of law does not concern you as a private individual. For example, you are not a fortune 500 company looking to merge. Merger and antitrust law does not apply to you. Nothing stops you from going to town and learning more than you ever wanted to know about the law. You don't need a lawyer to do that. Nothing says you ever need to hire a lawyer period. The only thing you can't do is have a non-lawyer represent you. There are good reasons for this. At the very least, the system guarantees minimum competencies.

      2. Believe it or not, most lawyers are not as well paid as is commonly conceived. It's not uncommon for a lawyer a few years out of law school to make 50k. Those at the very top-end of the payscale tend to greatly skew public perception.

      3. The law was not "passed in the 1800s". English common law (which our system was based on) has developed over the past 1,000 years. Modern statutory law has passed as the legislature sees fit. States might overhaul their codes ever X years, but that does not necessarily mean they are changing the law- just recompiling bills that have been passed in those interim years.

      4. To correct your quip: "What do you call the person that graduated last in his law school?" Waiter! - Because those people don't pass the bar.

    19. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally and completely wrong. You're parsing too much -- the point is whether a person can be compliant with the law, not whether you can learn to be a lawyer from reading the statute. Any person can read this and see, "Okay, hurting other people is against the law, with some exceptions" and move on.

    20. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You never need to turn to unofficial sources for the current law.

      That's untrue, unless you consider the NEC an "official" legal body. My local codes state something to the effect that "all electrical work must conform to the NEC." Thus, if you violate the NEC, you break the law, and if you don't, you are following the law. So you must pay a private organization for a copy of a book to figure out if you are breaking the law. However, I think you were talking about my reference to the laws being accessible, and that is based on the laws being available online first by private organizations that charged. If you wanted them for free, you went to the library, which had the oldest possible copies, and then years of amendments, rather than a re-publish of the entirity every year. Now, it is common to find most places put the actual laws as applied online. But that's very recent. So, between regulations like the EPA regulations, the FCC regulations and laws that give legal power to private organizations like the NEC, coupled with case law, I stand by my statement that the laws are unknowable. If they weren't, then why is it necessary to even have a lawyer? And ever notice how lawyers specialize? Try asking a lawyer about something outside their speciality. "I don't know about that, I can barely keep up with the law in my one very small specific part of the law I work with 40+ hours per week."

      "An assault is an unlawful attempt, coupled with a present ability, to commit a violent injury on the person of another. An assault is punishable by a fine not exceeding one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by imprisonment in the county jail not exceeding six months, or by both the fine and imprisonment."

      As stated by someone else, the first clause alone could take hours to decipher. "An assault is an unlawful attempt..." Well, it wouldn't be illegal if it were a lawful attempt. That's what we are there to look up. So does that mean that lawful striking is not assault, while unlawful striking is? And if so, what is the manner in which unlawful is defined? Can you spank your child, but not a neighbors? Can the cops strike someone in the course of arresting them? What about a regular person making a citizen's arrest (which in Texas, is nearly indistinguishible from a real one)? Wouldn't boxing be an assault? Or is that excluded by the "unlawful attempt" exclusion?

      If you think that is all perfectly clear and that there exists no case law on those first 6 words, then we can look at the rest, but I'm guessing that there have been hundreds of hours of official time spent on those 6 words alone. But, with "case law" being as official as the written law and completely inaccessible to the average person, how could anyone ever know?

    21. Re:Pfft, lawyers by causality · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then, the lawyers got together and made laws to protect their racket, driving up prices.

      Except that politicians make laws, not lawyers. I seriously doubt all politicians are lawyers.

      "All" is a very strong statement, but there is no question that the overwhelming majority of politicians are lawyers, at least in the USA. If you made it something of a research project, you would probably have difficulty naming even a few politicians (at least on the state and federal levels) who do not hold law degrees. It does make sense that most of the people who make new laws have the qualifications necessary to understand and work with existing laws. Unfortunately the idea that their profession is special and exclusive can also be more important to them than the idea that all citizens are expected to know and obey all laws, which is why many laws appear (in my humble unqualified opinion) to be written by lawyers, for lawyers.

      As a side comment, the fact that the vast majority of politicians are lawyers is why I feel that they should be held personally responsible (i.e. face criminal charges) when a law that they created or endorsed is later found to be unconstitutional. This would be a much-needed counterbalance against the fact that a citizen cannot challenge an unconstitutional law until after he or she has suffered because of it and risked experiencing the business end of state power. But then, I have always felt that when officials and authority figures screw up, it is far worse than when an average citizen screws up because when officials do it, it undermines the respectability of the law as an institution. I think too that the prospect of power attracts some extremely undesirable personality traits; there is a shortage of good, wholesome, selfless reasons why someone would want it. So, I like the idea that if you want power, you should be held more accountable for your actions than someone who doesn't. Perhaps incorporating these ideas into our legal system would reinforce the idea that public officials are our servants and were never intended to be our masters.

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    22. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt all politicians are lawyers.

      What proportion of Congress are (or were) lawyers. Compare that to the incidence of lawyers in the general population. Let us know what you find.

    23. Re:Pfft, lawyers by causality · · Score: 1

      Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then if I have time I will teach you

      I think most techies are surprised when they encounter a user who is interested in learning. It's a pleasant surprise since the majority of users seem to believe that computers are the one area where it's unreasonable to suggest that more skill and knowledge leads to higher productivity and fewer preventable problems. It's as though you're some kind of an elitist if you tell someone that they can choose to make investments (i.e. learning) that will lead to a more pleasant experience. I never really understood that because it seems to me that a genuine elitist would never suggest that the quality of your experience is within your control.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    24. Re:Pfft, lawyers by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, not really. Here in the US, we had English law when we broke away from England, and we kept it. Think of it as a fork. Pre-revolutionary English law is still good law here, unless it has been locally superseded at some point. Sometimes this results in our still having laws that the English no longer have. For example, the English, IIRC, got rid of the Rule Against Perpetuities, while a good number of US states still have it. And because of our similar legal traditions, even post-Revolutionary cases are sometimes cited, or at least taught, because they're the best illustrations of a particular shared principle. For example, everyone reads Hadley v. Baxendale in school, even though it's a mid-19th century English case.

      Still, though, as it's been over 200 years since the fork, we've accumulated enough legal matter of our own that we aren't constantly paging through the Year Books or something.

      I do think that pretty much all of the other countries that follow English common law have much more fun court dress than we do though. The best we've got is that a handful of officials will make their court appearances in morning dress. This can be a little odd when the official in question is a woman, I admit.

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    25. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Fine. Please give me a concise list of all the laws that pertain to me. I don't want references - I want you to actually quote the laws. Tell me everything I can't do. EVERYTHING.

      It would take you ages to try to compile all the laws that pertain to my behavior. That is the problem.

      There are just WAY too many laws. There are laws about how tall your grass can be. There are laws about how you must maintain your home. There are laws about what you can wear in public. At any time a US citizen is subject to millions of laws and regulations. Most are well-meaning, but it is impossible to comply with all of them. The only reason we're not all in jail is selective enforcement.

    26. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They claim that ignorance of the law is no defense. This requires that the law be accessible to the average person. ... For the law, you are expected to call in support before you ever start. Asking your neighbor for help with your Mazda is perfectly fine, but illegal in Law.

      Baloney. Every state allows people to appear pro se. You hurt your chances of doing something right by doing it just like a you would sitting down unprepared to fix a car, but it is not illegal. It is no more illegal to ask your friend who went through a divorce some of the potential pitfalls than it is to ask the same guy for help with your Mazda. He just can't hold himself out as being someone that can be relied on to give legal advice. And any neighborly attorney will be willing to get you started in the right direction. They may or may not represent you, but at least direct you accordingly. I always do this and so does everyone I work with. I'm guessing you don't actually know any attorneys, which would explain why you seem to think we all charge $500/hr (we don't, and I _do_ work at a big international firm).

      It's not just supply and demand, it's that the law creates a monopoly. Only Bar members may practice.

      Um, yeah - it's called a license. Kinda like what doctors are required to have to make sure they don't completely F you up. But, ya know, why have any sort of system that forces a practitioner to be competent? I mean, that's just MADNESS. FFS.

      Ever read a law? It's impossible.

      This is BS and it just shows you are lazy. Most laws ARE actually accessible to the public if you took two seconds to actually READ them. You don't just copy and paste code do you? No, you spend at least a little time trying to understand what it does and what you can do to suit your needs. It's the same with the law. While many bills are done amendment-fashion, most states have finalized codified laws. In fact, Mr. Engineer, if you google "[your state] law" I bet it will be one of the first hits. The ONLY time you would probably have trouble understanding "the law" would be if you read a case from the 1700s (not even lawyers understand these) and the reality is that there very likely is a case in the last 50 years that uses perfectly comprehensible English to cover the same issue.

      My first DAY of law school - and for the record I have a CS degree and was a Software Engineer for five years before going back to school - my first DAY of school I could understand the laws of my state because I actually TRIED to understand them. It's all in English - modern English - and it requires no more effort than to understand any piece of code.

      Your snarky comments and clear lack of any apparent contact with an actual lawyer speaks volumes about your clear, follow-the-masses bias and the validity, or lack thereof, of your opinion.

    27. Re:Pfft, lawyers by syousef · · Score: 1

      So anyone that can get through an MBA program at 6 years should be able to charge about what a lawyer does?

      I don't think you understand. A lawyer almost always sells his soul to the devil. However the devil doesn't pay. He says "go extract it from those schmucks in trouble over there". That's you! Souls ain't cheap.

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    28. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blatantly false.

    29. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Neil+Sausage · · Score: 0

      Could someone explain why I was modded to -1, Overrated, while this post, which says much the same thing and came after mine, is modded +3, Insightful? I know my posts aren't exactly the wisdom of the ages, but I'd at least like a chance to get out of the karma pit I'm in.

    30. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that even if you read the law and understand what was written, you have to look at the history of interpretation by the courts before you can start to understand what that law means in practice. Even if you do that, there's no guarantee that the next judge will interpret the law the same as the last judge.

    31. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd better spend thousands of dollars I'll never see again on a lawyer. (I've got a cousin who was recently involved in a suit like this. Fortunately, she won.)

      Sounds like her lawyer was worth it then.

      So, if you want to effectively vandalize somebody, file a lawsuit. It'll likely cost them more than just bashing up their car or shorting out their wiring, and it's legal. Sure, it's an abuse of the legal system, but that doesn't seem to matter all that much.

      It doesn't seem to matter because you don't know what you are talking about. A frivolous lawsuit is sanctionable, i.e., you can get compensated for having to defend yourself and can include attorney's fees. And I'm sure your attorney never considered asking the court for those. Riiiiiiight.

    32. Re:Pfft, lawyers by psxndc · · Score: 1

      Well since this is slashdot and people here are all so paranoid about the government and corporations invading your privacy and tracking your every move...

      Fine. Please give me a concise list of all the computer programs and data collection that pertain to me. I don't want references - I want you to actually name every system. Tell me everything that tabluates data about me or for me and keeps track of me. EVERYTHING.

      It would take you ages to try to compile all the systems that pertain to my behavior. That is the problem.

      There are just WAY too many computers. There are computers that track about how many people are in your house (census). There are computers that track how you heat your home (utilities). There are computers that record what you wear in public (any general surveillance system). At any time a US citizen is subject to millions of computers and tracking. Most are well-meaning, but it is impossible to hide with all of them. The only reason we're not all in jail is selective enforcement.

      Just saying there are "too many" of something doesn't relieve you of your responsibility to be aware of them. All those people that don't care they are being watched and give up their social security number at the drop of a hat? Their excuse could be the same as yours - there's just too many phish in the sea to keep track of. What's your answer? "Use your common sense." Compliance with the law is the same thing. If it seems like it's a bad idea, it probably is. And it's not like you get thrown in jail (in the US) for having your lawn overgrown.

      The law has grown out of the complexity of life. It is a way for us to try and shape acceptable behavior and let us know what we can and cannot do. However, life is very very complex - it kinda explains why the Matrix isn't real - no computer or system is powerful enough to attempt to model the real world and all the human interactions within it. If there's a law banning setting goats on fire, well, it's because someone probably did it once with disastrous consequences. Will it pertain to you? Well, only if you plan on setting a goat on fire - but I don't know what sort of person you are, so maybe it does and maybe it doesn't. But use your common sense. If you think it may be outside normal behavior, look it up! If all your neighbors have lawns from 1 - 2 inches deep, don't you think you should ask around about having a waist-high savanna on yours? Again, common sense. I don't expect you to remember every law that pertains to you just liek I wouldn't expect you to remember every single method or parameter in an API. That's what the docs are for - same as law books.

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    33. Re:Pfft, lawyers by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Her lawyer was worth it.

      Why did she have to pay her lawyer? It wasn't because she feels charitable towards impoverished members of the Bar Association, I'd guess. It was because she was served with a lawsuit for more money than she's made in her life, or is likely to, for doing things she thought perfectly proper (and which sound proper to me).

      I do know that a frivolous lawsuit is sanctionable, and that your attorney can do some extra work to get legal fees refunded. Offhand, I don't remember many judgments in which a defendant was compensated for her personal time and effort and stress, but you realize that IANALBPOSD, and if YAAL you presumably know more about this than I do (if not, you're ripping off your clients). I do know that having a judge hand down a ruling that you're owed fifty thousand dollars is not the same as getting a check for fifty thousand dollars; there will almost certainly be difficulties in collecting, and there is no guarantee of a full collection, and in particular no guarantee of halfway timely payment. (Yes, you can get a judge to add collection costs on. No, that doesn't solve everything.)

      Not to mention that the legal definition of frivolous doesn't seem to match my definition, at least in some high-profile cases like SCO vs. IBM. Are you sure you live your life in such a manner that nobody could file a suit against you that a judge might not find frivolous? I'm a pretty honest guy, but I have no such confidence. Perhaps somebody is committing a crime or civil offense and I am legitimately confused with him. That's not frivolous, but it can happen without the least misconduct on my part. Perhaps I do something that I'm justified in, but somebody has a different view of the law that isn't obviously silly.

      Being an honest man does not guarantee staying out of court. It immensely raises the odds that my side will prevail, but that doesn't automatically, as the legal phrase goes, make me whole.

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    34. Re:Pfft, lawyers by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      Do you propose that ignorance of the law *should* be a defense?

      Have you thought about the implications of that? I doubt it, because if you did, you would understand why that's a terrible idea. In a court system in which you could avoid criminal liability by proving that you didn't know your actions were illegal, the law would inevitably become what people *believed* it to be, rather than what the law actually was. In effect, your ignorance would overturn the will of the people enacted through democratic processes.

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    35. Re:Pfft, lawyers by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, I'm not allowed to claim I didn't know it was against the law, and it's impossible for me to know all the laws.

      That is a VERY important point. While some laws are obvious, many more are not. To make matters worse, if you're unsure and ask for advice from a relevant government agency, they take no responsibility for giving you bad information. That is, you can do exactly as they instruct and then have the very same agency come after you for it.

      Civil law has gotten even worse. You can actually do absolutely nothing wrong at all and yet the court will still happily compel you to appear and go to great expense defending yourself to answer the patently absurd claims of any nut case that decides to sue you. Often, judges and various officers of the court will act as if they can't imagine why taking a week or more off from work without pay would be a problem. They seem equally unable to imagine why someone making $8-$40/hour finds $200 or more per hour for a lawyer to be a hardship or just plain impossible. That is certainly NOT an example of the courts using their extraordinary legal power responsibly.

    36. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Do you propose that ignorance of the law *should* be a defense?

      I made no proposals. I stated that it is absurd to exclude ignorance of the law as a defense when the law is unknowable. You could have as easily asserted that I proposed to simplify the law. Yet you chose the words you did. Why?

      Have you thought about the implications of that? I doubt it, because if you did, you would understand why that's a terrible idea. In a court system in which you could avoid criminal liability by proving that you didn't know your actions were illegal, the law would inevitably become what people *believed* it to be, rather than what the law actually was. In effect, your ignorance would overturn the will of the people enacted through democratic processes.

      And what's wrong with that? Isn't allowing everyone to conform the laws to be what they think they should be the cornerstone of democracy? It sounds like your argument is "if you have democracy, then democracy has failed."

      Think of it this way, if you violate the law and can prove that you tried to understand the law but the law was unknowable, or that a "reasonable man" (in quotes because it's an official legal term with hundreds of thousands of pages of legal history regarding it) could not know it, then it should be unenforcable. That's the standard now, but they don't accept ignorance, just confusion if you aren't ignorant, as long as it's officials of the government that have the confusion, but only when it suits the goals of the court. Yeah, that sentence is pretty much unreadable, but I don't know how else to explain why they threw out Montana's speed limit because "reasonable and prudent" without a number is unconstitutionally vague, but "reasonable and prudent" with a sign (like Texas) is perfectly acceptable. They stated the effect that people are incapable of determining "reasonable and prudent" and thus shouldn't be held to that standard.

      But then, I think the legal system is supposed to be unknowable, and was designed that way. If not, the case law shouldn't exist, and any adjustments to the law shouldn't be made by judges, but judges should only be allowed to invalidate the law as written and remand it to the legislature for clarification. But that won't happen either. Instead we have unknowable laws in a system where not knowing the unknowable can never be used as a defense (unless the governemnt is suing itself).

    37. Re:Pfft, lawyers by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      I made no proposals. I stated that it is absurd to exclude ignorance of the law as a defense when the law is unknowable. You could have as easily asserted that I proposed to simplify the law. Yet you chose the words you did. Why?

      Because "they claim," combined with the disparaging tone present in your entire post, connotes the idea that this isn't a good idea.

      Isn't allowing everyone to conform the laws to be what they think they should be the cornerstone of democracy?

      No. Democracy is where the rule of law is defined by the people, collectively. What you're proposing is the rule of law being defined by each individual person. That's called anarchy.

      That's the standard now, but they don't accept ignorance, just confusion if you aren't ignorant, as long as it's officials of the government that have the confusion, but only when it suits the goals of the court.

      The vagueness doctrine (what I assume your ramblings are referring to) exists to put a limit on arbitrary enforcement of the law. The trouble with Montana's law compared to Texas' is that, without some baseline for what is "reasonable and prudent," individual police officers or magistrates will have absolute authority to make something up.

      But then, I think the legal system is supposed to be unknowable, and was designed that way.

      This says more about you than it does about the law. There are huge legal associations, such as the American Law Institute, which exist to keep the law knowable and understandable. They author things like the Model Penal Code, or the Restatements of the Law.

      Then there are legal encyclopedias like American Jurisprudence and Corpus Juris Secundum, which exist to quickly determine what the general rules are for any given legal topic, and the resources to drill down for more information on a specific narrow question.

      If not, the case law shouldn't exist, and any adjustments to the law shouldn't be made by judges, but judges should only be allowed to invalidate the law as written and remand it to the legislature for clarification.

      Unless you have some sort of magical power to turn a natural languages (such as English) into a formal language (like machine code), this is impossible. Any law necessarily requires interpretation, which will necessarily generate case law of that interpretation.

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    38. Re:Pfft, lawyers by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then learn.

      Let me fix that for you:

      Techie: If you don't know how to do what I do, then move over so I can do it because you're boring me

      He's Nick Burns, your company's computer guy! (I wish NBC wasn't stupid about their IP, or I could provide you a link.)

      Look, it's patently true that learning to uninstall Windows takes less time than learning enough to participate meaningfully in the legal process. There's a reason "law" is a professional school, while "installing Linux" is an all-night festival organized by LUGs.

    39. Re:Pfft, lawyers by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      They claim that ignorance of the law is no defense.

      That doctrine is pragmatic. What a shitty world we would live in if everyone ever charged with any crime could say "I didn't know ____ was illegal" and get off because it's practically impossible to prove the knowledge of a person on a factual issue.

      There'd be basically no one in prison for any felony. How do you prove beyond reasonable doubt that the defendant knew bank fraud was illegal? The average person knows because he has had a set of cultural experiences, but how would you prove someone had had those cultural experiences in a court of law beyond reasonable doubt?

      People are so tied up in this idea that the law to be some logically consistent body of rules, when it's merely a cobbled-together reflection of the polity's mores, pragmatic judgments, and a bit of the Constitution rolled in. If you want a flawless and consistent legal system, move to a benevolent fascist state, because it sure as hell cannot exist in a democratic society.

      Pragmatism, sir, is the only way governance is remotely possible.

    40. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What you're proposing is the rule of law being defined by each individual person. That's called anarchy.

      First, it was your proposal, not mine. Please don't attribute it to me than bash it. Second, what you described didn't hold each and every person to a separate standard of law. It held everyone to a lower standard of law: "the law would inevitably become what people *believed* it to be," That doesn't sound like anarchy, but it sounds like a reduction of the law to a common level.

      The vagueness doctrine (what I assume your ramblings are referring to) exists to put a limit on arbitrary enforcement of the law. The trouble with Montana's law compared to Texas' is that, without some baseline for what is "reasonable and prudent," individual police officers or magistrates will have absolute authority to make something up.


      They make it up regardless. When the burden of proof is on the prosecution to prove it wasn't reasonable and prudent, the law was unconstitutional. When the burden of proof is on the defendant to prove it was reasonable and prudent, then the law is perfectly fine. The standard is the same. The rules the same. The only difference is the one that is most restrictive on the people and least restrictive on the government is upheld and the other is overturned.

      There are huge legal associations, such as the American Law Institute, which exist to keep the law knowable and understandable.

      That there exist organizations with the sole goal of making the law accessible, and that such organizations not only exist but must be "large" to work on such a goal (and, in my opinion, fail), you have proven my point.

      Any law necessarily requires interpretation, which will necessarily generate case law of that interpretation.

      Why? Thou shalt not kill. Period. Not "murder", but "kill." So wars would be against that law. We may presume it to have an implied "humans" in there somewhere, so vegetarianism isn't required by law. If there are exceptions (self defense, war, etc.) they shouldn't be flushed out in case law and hidden where they are inaccessible to the people. The cases should be remanded back to the legislature and the legislature should be informed of the point of confusion and required to fix it in 60 days or the entire law is repealed. Confusion over a point is natural. Hiding the answer in inaccessible case law and not in the statutory law is inexcusable.

    41. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What a shitty world we would live in if everyone ever charged with any crime could say "I didn't know ____ was illegal" and get off because it's practically impossible to prove the knowledge of a person on a factual issue.

      Then don't do it that way. I'm always taken with the people that assume the absolute worst implementation of something, then show it's bad. Why not think of the absolute best implementation of it and tell me what that's still worse than what we have now?

      People are so tied up in this idea that the law to be some logically consistent body of rules,

      Yes. If it isn't, then we shouldn't be held responsible to it.

    42. Re:Pfft, lawyers by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      First, it was your proposal, not mine. Please don't attribute it to me than bash it.

      Fine.

      Second, what you described didn't hold each and every person to a separate standard of law. It held everyone to a lower standard of law: "the law would inevitably become what people *believed* it to be," That doesn't sound like anarchy, but it sounds like a reduction of the law to a common level.

      That is only the case in so far as everyone believes the law to be the same thing. If person A does not know that possession of a type of narcotic is illegal, and is therefore exempt from prosecution for that crime, but person B does know, and therefore is subject to prosecution, the law is different for A and B. It becomes shaped, not by the people acting collectively through the legislature, but by individuals (not) acting to educate themselves. Further, it provides powerful incentives to avoid knowing what is and is not illegal, as one would gain immunity from the criminal justice system just by being a dumbass.

      You can compare this to the other types of mistake in criminal law: mistake of non-criminal law and mistake of fact. A misunderstanding of family law leading to an illegal bigamist marriage after a faulty divorce is generally treated as exculpatory for criminal liability, because this *doesn't* have the effect of changing the civil law in question. The person avoids criminal liability, but the civil law over which the mistake was made is still active. Similarly, if one makes an honest and reasonable mistake of fact, this will generally allow one to escape criminal prosecution, because it doesn't change the underlying fact.

      They make it up regardless. When the burden of proof is on the prosecution to prove it wasn't reasonable and prudent, the law was unconstitutional. When the burden of proof is on the defendant to prove it was reasonable and prudent, then the law is perfectly fine. The standard is the same. The rules the same. The only difference is the one that is most restrictive on the people and least restrictive on the government is upheld and the other is overturned.

      This is completely false. A "reasonable and prudent" standard for speeding, absent any guidance at all, is not an identical rule to a "reasonable and prudent" standard where the state provides guidance on what it thinks is reasonable via a road sign. Without guidance, an individual can honestly claim "Well, 200mph seemed reasonable to me," and the State could rule that anything over 5mph was unreasonable. With a sign saying, for instance, 60mph is suggested, both 200mph and 5mph limits are shown to be absurd.

      The vagueness doctrine operates as a limit on just how flexible the law can be, eliminating those laws which are actually unknowable. As the Supreme Court said, "No one may be required at peril of life, liberty or property to speculate as to the meaning of penal statutes. All are entitled to be informed as to what the State commands or forbids."*

      That there exist organizations with the sole goal of making the law accessible, and that such organizations not only exist but must be "large" to work on such a goal (and, in my opinion, fail), you have proven my point.

      Your point is that the law is unknowable, and what's more, it's designed to be unknowable.

      How does ALI, which is an extremely influential organization whose raison d'être is to keep the law simple, prove that the law is unknowable and designed to be so? How does the fact that their products are used by literally every American lawyer, and available at any public law library, prove that the law is unknowable and designed to be so?

      The problem is that you want the answers handed to you on a silver platter, not that the law is "unknowable."

      Why? Thou shalt not kill. Period. Not "murder", but "kill." So wars would be against that law. We may presume it to have an im

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    43. Re:Pfft, lawyers by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Because you've proposed no implementation, I can only posit the one most likely to occur in my opinion. It's called "planning for the worst."

      Could you tell me what other way we could prove someone guilty if "I didn't know ____ was illegal" was an absolute defense at trial?

    44. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      And many of those amendments were to amdendments. So you have to spend hours per line figuring out what the law actually says now. And yes, I've seen them done this way.

      Ah, so you know what it's like to debug COBOL?

    45. Re:Pfft, lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor thing. Too stupid to read? So laws are amended all the time Fancy that. Start a country with 1700's laws instead, see what happens.

    46. Re:Pfft, lawyers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Because you've proposed no implementation, I can only posit the one most likely to occur in my opinion. It's called "planning for the worst."

      That's a sad state when you always assume the worst and the most likely are the same thing.

      Could you tell me what other way we could prove someone guilty if "I didn't know ____ was illegal" was an absolute defense at trial?

      I never said anything that would disagree with that statment, so I decline to defend it. You are the only one to use the words "absolute defense" you are the only one that is talking about "proof" of guilt. You are asserting all sorts of things I never said in your statement, then asking me to defend it. I can't, and I won't. Either ask me what I think it would look like, or quit asking me to defend statements I never made. Your strawman is quite indefensible. Yay for you. Now if only you'd crafted a statement that was in line with what I've stated...

  6. IPBIC* by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    IANAL
    YANAL

    then who the hell is a lawyer?
    TWTHIAL?

    WWJD?
    JWRTFM!

    *I post because I care

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    1. Re:IPBIC* by fan777 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jesus would ride the fucking motorcycle?

      That doesn't make any sense.

    2. Re:IPBIC* by cthulu_mt · · Score: 0, Troll

      YANAL?

      Because your mom let's us.

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    3. Re:IPBIC* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that one from South Park, is it?

    4. Re:IPBIC* by corbettw · · Score: 1

      That guy had to walk from one end of Palestine to the other. I bet he would've killed for a motorcycle!

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    5. Re:IPBIC* by EGenius007 · · Score: 1

      Whose chopper is this?
      Zed's.
      Who's Zed?
      Zed's risen again, baby, Zed's risen again.

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    6. Re:IPBIC* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no...
      Jesus would ride your fucking mom.

    7. Re:IPBIC* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it gets points cuz it was almost a car analogy

  7. IANAL and who would want to be? by Rayeth · · Score: 1

    Seriously if you are already tech minded why on God's Green Earth would you want to get involved with the legal profession if you could possibly avoid it?

    1. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think the point is getting involved, it is that many tech types, and more likely self proclaimed techies, will stray into gray areas and they need to know that their short sighted, I can't be punished theories aren't all that strong outside of their mind or circle.

      I have seen this in the past where people on IRC serve ip copyrighted materials and think a simple warning "if you are a law enforcement or affiliated with them, you are not allowed in the server" will get any evidence thrown out if they are busted. It's stuff like that which people think justifies behavior or removes possible penalties from it that is being addressed. It's the I'm using Lime wire but I have an open access point which I will blame everything on, just to have your computer taken by warrant before you can delete the lime wire program or any of the files your sharing.

    2. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen this in the past where people on IRC serve ip copyrighted materials and think a simple warning "if you are a law enforcement or affiliated with them, you are not allowed in the server" will get any evidence thrown out if they are busted.

      Usually these people are like what, 12 or 13 years old, and think the warning looks l33t.

    3. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by Inda · · Score: 1

      We had that notice on our DC server. Not once did we see a copper in the username list. It worked. Really, it did.

      Honestly, it did.

      Seriously, don't laugh, it did.

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    4. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by qwertyatwork · · Score: 1

      You need to add the 'this is for educational purposes only' disclaimer. It makes you bullet proof against the law :P~

    5. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is easy to stray, to take that one risk too many for some reason and be blind to the actual risks, even temporarily We should remember that when prejudging others.

      It is a fact that the vast majority of crimes are never detected and go unpunished. So at least some of those God-fearing pillars of society out there that you know may well have in fact broken some law at some stage, possibly very serious laws, rape or murder, certainly theft and fraud, and of course sexual offenses. And it is also a fact that many successful people in society are reformed ex-felons.

      Despite these facts, society remains criminal-phobic and is quite unforgiving of one-time offenders, doing its best to fuck them up, first in jail and then when they get out.

      Society should try give people who screw up once a chance instead of making it almost impossible for them to rebuild their lives out of nothing but self-righteous sadism.

    6. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      they need to know that their short sighted

      Indeed, if they can't even get the difference between "their" and "they're," how do they expect to get the difference between a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction and a motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction?

      And this is in no way an attack on you specifically, sumdumass.

    7. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if they can't even get the difference between "their" and "they're," how do they expect to get the difference between a motion to dismiss for lack of personal jurisdiction and a motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction?

      And this is in no way an attack on you specifically, sumdumass.

      Read it again. This time with some quotes
      they need to know that their short sighted "I can't be punished" theories aren't all that strong outside of their mind or circle.

      I didn't intend for it to go that way but I guess it show a little about how we both understood something might not be the way it actually is or was intended. This was the point I was after with the Short sighted Theories. My mistake cause you to see something different then it was intended which caused you to react with intentions that I didn't really intend. This is why law can be so difficult to the untrained person and why the author of the article thought it necessary to talk about it. Minor misconceptions can lead to legal catastrophe.

    8. Re:IANAL and who would want to be? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Amen, buddy. In my first year legal research and writing class, we learned about two such scenarios: (1) a missing comma that drastically changed the meaning, and (2) a "that" that should have been a "which," which changed the meaning of a clause and destroyed one party's legal position. I think most American English speakers don't realize or know the difference between "that" and "which," but we were instructed on that in law school on day one.

  8. Talk about timing by drhamad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Only yesterday I read an article (found through Reddit) called (paraphrasing) "You are not a macroeconomist - you are a geek" - about all the Reddit/Digg/whatever people that think they understand the economy and how to fix it.

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    1. Re:Talk about timing by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      Only yesterday I read an article (found through Reddit) called (paraphrasing) "You are not a macroeconomist - you are a geek" - about all the Reddit/Digg/whatever people that think they understand the economy and how to fix it.

      Who the hell would be so deluded as to think they know how to "fix" the economy? I mean, I know some things that are wrong with the economy (in a broad general sense), and I've got some ideas on how some of those issues might be addressed, but I'd never claim to have "the solution" to all our economic worries, and anyone that does is full of it even if they are a macro-economist. The same could be said of almost any non-trivial issue in any field. IANAL and I wouldn't claim to know how to totally fix our legal system, but that doesn't mean I don't have some ideas that I think would improve it, or that just because IANAL that those ideas aren't good ideas (and even if you are a lawyer that doesn't mean your ideas are automatically good either). I am a programmer, and I've got some ideas that would be nice to have in a programming language, but I'd never try to claim it was "The One True Language" and would make all other obsolete, or that just because someone isn't a programmer that they wouldn't be able to provide useful ideas or suggestions.

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    2. Re:Talk about timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would bet on the geeks, all we do is imagine, build and maintain large complex interacting systems. Often with many different 'agents' involved.
      The economy is just another system like that. Economists at least recently haven't shown themselves to understand much about anything at all, or how to keep the economy from failing, never mind fixing or rebuilding it.

    3. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Part of the problem is that "the geeks" got hold of economics and constructed their big, deterministic, agent based models. Models can be illuminating true, but in the case of economics, when reality and models parted company, the economists bemoaned the inability of the real world to match theory.

      What is desperately needed in economics is a more reality based outlook that attempts to truly deal with the social and economic problems of wider society, rather than a bunch autistic, antisocial, arrogant geeks who don't even realise they're only allowed to keep doing what they're doing because it serves the interests of the powerful (and they're not getting in the way too much).

      IAAE

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    4. Re:Talk about timing by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, have done extensive investigation into it. I am also a programmer. I have come to the conclusion that the current economy is broken beyond debugging and repair, and really needs to be open sourced and replaced.

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    5. Re:Talk about timing by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'm both to some extent- economics is a hobby, maintaining large complex interacting computer systems is a job.
       
      I've come to the conclusion that a capitalist economy, like a communist one, cannot work beyond two degrees of separation in the nodes, whether those nodes be individuals or nuclear family units makes no difference.

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    6. Re:Talk about timing by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Having read your post, it sounds like you'd be interested in this article on using networks to model power in markets I saw on arxivblog.

      For me, the takeaway is that we are in an infantile stage when it comes to modeling real economic systems. The takeaway for Austrian School people is "you have no chance to survive. Make your time!"

      -l

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    7. Re:Talk about timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a degree in econ crap. And it is just that. MAGIC crap. Would I ever try to get a job with it? No, I like my computer scientist degree much more.

      I figured it out about 3 months in when I raise my hand and say 'how do you define utility mathmatically?' the prof looks at me and says 'that is a good question and we do not know the answer to it'. Then proceeds to build huge formulas for the next few weeks built on THAT foundation.

      Utility is just the value (and that is not even the correct word for it) you place on something at a given moment. It is not static. It changes from day to day. So while nothing drastic is happening you can 'average it out'. It works pretty well. Then something 'big' happens like last years crash in oil. That rippled from market to market like a virus. As they are ALL interrelated. All based on the same faulty assumptions. The run up was caused by similar things.

      My favorite one is the lumping all the bad loans (AA-CCC) together and somehow magically that became a AAA loan. Or as a hedge fund manger put that figured part of it out. One large pile of crap is just still crap not gold.

      They really do not understand what they are doing. All they know is they are raking in the ca$h.

    8. Re:Talk about timing by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And meanwhile, they're trying to outsource it instead.

    9. Re:Talk about timing by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It's because more than half of economics is really applied sociology. Any pure math model, and attempts to simplify (such as Libertarianism) are flawed for that reason, but I also wish they'd cut down on meaningless formulas just for the sake of looking like "hard science". Economics isn't that.

    10. Re:Talk about timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Talk about timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The idea that economics is more art that science is a lie. There is a great deal of art to it, but there is a great deal of documented evidence from history.
      Those recorded facts contribute to the empirical knowledge of what works and what doesn't.

      I remember the Japanese land bubble of the 80's. People in this country were worried because they were coming over here and buying our biggest buildings and baseball teams (the Mariner's I believe), and elected officials were debating enacting ownership restrictions to stop it.

      Well, their bubble popped very much like ours did. At least partly due to culture, they refused to recognize the devaluation (very much like we are doing now). Instead of declaring certain institutions insolvent, and closing their doors, they pretended that all those bad assets were still worth most of what they had loaned on them. The result was 10 years of sluggish economy.

      If this were a medical patient, it would be equivalent of a large, infected abscess that they pretended wasn't there. You might get better someday with plenty of antibiotics, but it would be much cleaner and quicker to just cut the thing out (despite the short-term pain).

      Sound familiar? It happened in this country 80 years ago, and it's happening again right now. They more bailout band aids they apply, the longer the abscess hangs around infecting us.

      It's not completely science, but the evidence is there "for those willing to pay attention to history". A solution of "doing nothing" will be more effective than anything like what they are doing now.

      Mark my words. If this bailout passes, we are in for at least 4 years of cruddy economy, and our first trans-racial president will be a one-termer because of it.

      There, I said it, and I believe I am insightful enough to think I am correct.

    12. Re:Talk about timing by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's a large part of the reason why the current economy is broken. That and insourcing of non-immigrants, whether illegal, or on H*, L*, and F* visas.

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    13. Re:Talk about timing by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Is there really a problem with H/L visas if they are used as a track towards green card and eventual naturalization (it's really the easiest way at the moment, and that's what most people on them seem to strive to do)?

      For the record, I may be biased here, as that is an option I am considering in not-so-far future (perhaps a year or two).

    14. Re:Talk about timing by jd · · Score: 1

      If "a" solution existed to the economy, we wouldn't have had any boom/bust cycles since the very first ones in the stone age.

      As with others, I believe I know some of the problems and therefore can suggest fixes to those specific issues.

      One problem is that there are too many low-educated people for the number of unskilled/low-skilled jobs that are still done by manual labour. There are likewise too many people at each stage up the educational pyramid for the jobs at those levels.

      It would seem to follow that better education that was more affordable would shift the educational pyramid up by enough that sufficient demand existed for each layer within the pyramid. This would not guarantee employment, it would merely guarantee that demand was no longer overwhelmed by supply.

      That would seem sensible, from even an elementary economics viewpoint, and would seem both sensible and ethical from a social standpoint. Added to which, as economists would equally be elevated in their levels of knowledge, they should be in a superior position to identify other weaknesses in the system.

      A related problem is that skills that are underutilized will grow stale and there is no form of "Sabatical" recognized by the US Government or corporate sector in which people can update. That, however, would require such an overhaul and such a change in thinking that it would be beyond any single President to bring that about.

      A second problem is that statisticians aren't working from valid data. The unemployment figures you hear isn't the actual number unemployed. It is the number of people who qualify for unemployment (eg: their company paid unemployment insurance to the same State that the person was resident in, and some qualifying length of time/amount of money has been paid into the insurance, the person hasn't claimed on it for some given period of time AND the person meets that State's definition of what "actively seeking work" might be).

      The information you can get out of statistics is no better than the data being put in. If you deliberately filter the data with enough random, local variations, you have an excellent source of random noise and a very poor source of usable data.

      Economists may be vastly superior to me (I doubt it, as Economists can't even decide which of the few hundred competing models even describes the United States, let alone the world). However, even assuming this supremacy, of what value is it - and of what value is all of their theorizing - if they do not have data unfiltered by petty politics?

      (Incidentally, the current stimulus bill owes far more to Keynsian theory than to Adam Smith.)

      The best they can do under the circumstances is produce suggestions on how to optimize the data to best hide reality behind the obscuring details of such filters. They are not tackling the real problem, they are attacking what politicians want to present as the problem.

      (Real unemployment in America, if by "real" you mean every meaningfully employable person who has not actively elected to retire but is unable to qualify as employed for reasons beyond their control, is not shown on any official table. I have no idea what it would be, but I'm guessing that if you took all those who have treatable conditions but who are too sick to work and whom Medicade/Medicare has largely forgotten, added in all prisoners, threw in everyone who daren't work because initial wages would be lower than the benefits they get, and eliminated the duplicates, you might easily double the official number of unemployed.)

      So, better education would stimulate (some of) the economy and better numbers would stimulate (some of) the economists.

      There's lots of other thing I'd consider important, but I'd argue any day of the week that fundamentally better minds operating on fundamentally superior information could likely come up with far superior ideas with far superior rationale. If that's true, then it's better to let such minds find the fixes and avoid accidental damage. If I'm wrong (ie: they're just as screwed up as anyone today) then the damage they do to the economy would make any other idea I had useless anyway.

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    15. Re:Talk about timing by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Is there really a problem with H/L visas if they are used as a track towards green card and eventual naturalization (it's really the easiest way at the moment, and that's what most people on them seem to strive to do)?
       
      People who go that track have only a 1:10,000 chance of success- it's a sucker bet. I'd much rather they be on the normal I* class visa which guarantees a green card in 5 years, then have somebody take a 1:10,000 chance that they'd get a green card in the 6 years they're here on an H* or L* class visa. Problems that come up are that there are quotas against the I* class, and that even getting an I* class can take 3-6 months in the best of circumstances. I'd personally like to see a merger of police databases between countries to the point where we could reduce that to 30 minutes or less on a web form for the I* class visa, and 24 months of keeping your nose clean once you're in country for the green card.
       
        For the record, I may be biased here, as that is an option I am considering in not-so-far future (perhaps a year or two).
       
      Examine your options carefully- there's a reason why the H* and L* classes are called "nonimmigrant" or "indentured servant" visas. It's incredibly hard to get a green card that way.

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    16. Re:Talk about timing by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      People who go that track have only a 1:10,000 chance of success- it's a sucker bet.

      From what I could find out, it largely depends on one's employer.

      I'd much rather they be on the normal I* class visa which guarantees a green card in 5 years

      Can you clarify - what is an I* visa? The only thing I can find about that on travel.state.gov is this, and it doesn't look relevant. Do you perhaps mean E* (employment-based visas)?

      Problems that come up are that there are quotas against the I* class, and that even getting an I* class can take 3-6 months in the best of circumstances. I'd personally like to see a merger of police databases between countries to the point where we could reduce that to 30 minutes or less on a web form for the I* class visa, and 24 months of keeping your nose clean once you're in country for the green card.

      I can agree that your visa & immigration system needs an overhaul - it's certainly insane and overly complicated compared to most other countries that I've bothered to check. I'm in Canada right now on a temp work permit, and getting that is much much easier than H1-B, and doesn't screw you as much, too (e.g. you are entitled to government-provided medical care). Immigration here is much easier, too - permanent residence is effectively automatic so long as you have guaranteed long-term employment in designated skill shortage areas (even though it takes quite a while to process the application), and then it's 3 years of living in a country to apply for a citizenship. New Zealand had mostly similar stuff, as far as I recall.

      But for now, we've got to play with the cards that we have...

    17. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      Its interesting you should say that. The split in political economy when the practitioners in the field got high on maths basically created sociology. I think that idea comes from JK Galbraith.

      The way I think about it, is that we're trying to take a scientific mindset and methodology into sociology. An attempt to uncover some of the relationships that drive our social and economic behaviour. I don't subscribe to the "its all crap" mantra (obv) but I do feel that the very maths heavy, rational agent optimisation way of doing things is a bit of a misstep. It should really be a minor subfield of maths that deals with rational decision making. A bit like game theory. Helpful in mapping out the theoretical territory, but of limited application to the analysis of real issues in society.

      There is some light in the tunnel however. As more and more of wider society see that the neoclassical emperor has no clothes, the stranglehold of that school on economic thought loosens. The financial crisis is going to help this, people have already stopped looking at you funny when you talk about wealth redistribution. What's next? Will we be able to talk about class antagonism? ......

      Ooops, went too far...

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    18. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      Oooh, yeah, thanks, I am interested in that. Its on my "todo" list to get more acquainted with some more innovative modeling techniques. Its pretty clear we need to model differently, more feedback being the first thing that springs to my mind. There is way too much tuning of the assumptions to get the results desired in economics at present.

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    19. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its a big step in the right direction.

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    20. Re:Talk about timing by Ironica · · Score: 1

      It's because more than half of economics is really applied sociology.

      Not exactly... what it is is the science of decision-making. Economics really only touches on money in that money is a way of quantifying the decisions we make. As a medium of exchange, money just is a proxy for how we feel about things relative to each other, and supply/demand pricing is a way of aggregating everyone's feelings about those decisions together.

      Game theory is fascinating, because it shows that feelings really *do* play a large role in what "should" be purely economic decisions. We will accept a dollar-amount cost if it means "punishing" someone who we believe has behaved unfairly towards us.

      This is actually part of the reason people are so opposed to social programs. There's tons of evidence that it "works", where "working" is evaluated in many ways... GDP, standard of living, educational attainment, lifespan, quality of life, etc. But there's an intuitive sense that "it's not fair" for someone to get "something for nothing..." even if guaranteeing that minimum level of "something" leaves us ALL better off. (This is related to the Prisoner's Dilemma situation.)

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    21. Re:Talk about timing by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Only yesterday I read an article (found through Reddit) called (paraphrasing) "You are not a macroeconomist - you are a geek" - about all the Reddit/Digg/whatever people that think they understand the economy and how to fix it.

      Shouldnt that be "you are not an economist - you are a(n) X"

      seriously, people need to start thinking empirically and stopped being duped by political pseudo-science.

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    22. Re:Talk about timing by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      Seriously, there are businesspeople who read the Wall Street Journal and think that just because they bought into Friedman supply-side economic doctrine, they're macroeconomists...

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    23. Re:Talk about timing by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      What is desperately needed in economics is a more reality based outlook that attempts to truly deal with the social and economic problems of wider society, rather than a bunch autistic, antisocial, arrogant geeks who don't even realise they're only allowed to keep doing what they're doing because it serves the interests of the powerful (and they're not getting in the way too much).

      You could also replace "bunch autistic, antisocial, arrogant geeks" with "bunch of cold, ruthless theorists who mistakenly believe believe economics has a 'goal' of maximizing efficiency at all costs, and that the suffering of others are moot"

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    24. Re:Talk about timing by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      It's because more than half of economics is really applied sociology. Any pure math model, and attempts to simplify (such as Libertarianism) are flawed for that reason, but I also wish they'd cut down on meaningless formulas just for the sake of looking like "hard science". Economics isn't that.

      mathematical models do work surprisingly well, but many people misapply these models under the mistaken assumption that economics has a "goal" of efficiency and anything which detracts from that efficiency, such as quality of life or humanity, is unholy.

      Additionally, those mathematical models are only reliably able to project so far in advance, and have a known issue of momentum and inertia. Applying common sense and soliciting fresh perspective is important in the construction of variables.

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    25. Re:Talk about timing by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is that "the geeks" got hold of economics and constructed their big, deterministic, agent based models. Models can be illuminating true, but in the case of economics, when reality and models parted company, the economists bemoaned the inability of the real world to match theory.

      Would you care to explain what you mean by that. Are you talking about Wall St. quantitative analysts? Because I would tend to identify that more with the discipline of Finance than Economics.

      Also, care to explain your commentary about amusing the powerful?

      I am no longer a practicing economist, but I have taken an interest in the current economic situation.

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    26. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      Not talking about the finance modelers, I'm talking about classical economics and its offshoots. Particularly new classical economics. Building your models (here I mean any mathematical treatment, not just computational models) based around things like utility maximisation and rational choice theory are fine to help you map out the theoretical territory. They are woefully inadequate for explaining any observed market behaviour.

      The problem arose when this kind of economics led to policy making that sought to adjust the real world to fit these models. For instance, unions are inherently bad because they cause the market to deviate from perfect competition. Or, developing countries should focus on agriculture because that exploits their comparative advantage. In a banal sense statements like this are true, but only at the level of a very crude first approximation. There is no accounting for the social and historical specificities of the situation. When the mathematical treatment rules, the social side of the problem is abstracted away.

      The economic ideas that become accepted "truth" in any period are those which serve to validate the position of the powerful. In prerevolutionary France, the physiocrats stressed the primacy of agriculture, these days we stress the natural, impartial action of the market, interference in its workings a sacrilege. Well that is until the wealthy are looking at losing serious money, then all the state interference necessary to mitigate this is suddenly allowed. I'm not saying that saving the banks isn't the right thing to do right now, we haven't really got a choice, and that is another big issue, but its interesting to see how quickly the economic rhetoric can shift when its the rich that start to hurt.

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    27. Re:Talk about timing by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with your first observation, but do you really consider it to be a controversial statement in 2009? We have an entire field of Behavioral Economics that attempts to explain the observed market inefficiencies, and irrational actions by market participants. I think this is what you were longing for in your original post when you said:

      "What is desperately needed in economics is a more reality based outlook that attempts to truly deal with the social and economic problems of wider society, rather than a bunch autistic, antisocial, arrogant geeks who don't even realise they're only allowed to keep doing what they're doing because it serves the interests of the powerful"

      Your ranting about the powerful, I didn't get until I pasted your quote into my browser, and the spell checker choked on the word "realise". I think that the general political bias between the US and the UK is fundamentally different, and I once heard it described as follows: In the UK, you look at a rich man and say, "I want to get that guy," whereas in the US, we look at him and say, "I want to be that guy."

      Be that as it may:

      these days we stress the natural, impartial action of the market, interference in its workings a sacrilege. Well that is until the wealthy are looking at losing serious money, then all the state interference necessary to mitigate this is suddenly allowed.

      Do you really think any credible economist would argue that all government interference in the economy is a sacrilege? Business executives, maybe. But economists?

      I mean, even the monetarist Milton Friedman wasn't against all government interference in the economy (he was, of course, against most interference). And as an aside, he also argued the ridiculousness of the "Economic Man", a walking, talking utility maximization problem, and that was in the 70s.

      Your criticism, as it applies to Wall St. executives, I think is valid. But can you name any serious economist who claims that the government shouldn't be allowed to interfere in the workings of the market?

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    28. Re:Talk about timing by mattrumpus · · Score: 1

      Hi again, been busy and away sorry. I wanted to post a reply sooner... Anyway,

      I definitely agree with your first observation, but do you really consider it to be a controversial statement in 2009? We have an entire field of Behavioral Economics that attempts to explain the observed market inefficiencies, and irrational actions by market participants.

      We do have Behavioral Economics, and its very interesting. Sadly, much of what they have to say is boxed off into a little side field. It doesn't make much impact on mainstream academic economists and as for undergraduate teaching.... Micro every year, Behavioral and other hetrodox micro focused topics a third year elective, if lucky.

      Still even if things are being cleaned up slowly, the idea of a self equilibrating, stable, free market is still a corner stone of our policy making apparatus, even if not made explicit. This is what I'm getting at when I talk about sacrilege. I made a simplification here, true, but there is a sense in much of economics that gov interference is the "least bad option" and that if we just had the guts to stick it out, Pareto efficient market allocations would result.

      I think this is what you were longing for in your original post when you said:

      "What is desperately needed in economics is a more reality based outlook that attempts to truly deal with the social and economic problems of wider society, rather than a bunch autistic, antisocial, arrogant geeks who don't even realise they're only allowed to keep doing what they're doing because it serves the interests of the powerful"

      Your ranting about the powerful, I didn't get until I pasted your quote into my browser, and the spell checker choked on the word "realise". I think that the general political bias between the US and the UK is fundamentally different, and I once heard it described as follows: In the UK, you look at a rich man and say, "I want to get that guy," whereas in the US, we look at him and say, "I want to be that guy."

      Haha, yeah we do tend to have a different outlook on that. What bothers me slightly about what you have written, is the faintly mocking tone "ranting about the powerful". Do you really think this isn't an issue? Economics over its history has a tendency to espouse ideas that legitimise (there's another one for the spell checker) the current distribution of income and wealth in society. In this, it acts in the interests of the powerful. Don't think I'm someone who wants to "tear it all down", but unless we are honest about the nature of the distribution of power, and its corresponding capacity to shape debate, we will be unable to level a rounded critique. Part of the baggage of classical and neoclassical economics is an attempt to put this kind of critique off the table. It places much of the economic fabric of society outside human agency, leaving you in a position akin to criticising gravity for someone falling off their roof.

      When we move outside the west to the situation facing developing countries, this power aware discourse becomes even more important.

      Do you really think any credible economist would argue that all government interference in the economy is a sacrilege? Business executives, maybe. But economists?

      I mean, even the monetarist Milton Friedman wasn't against all government interference in the economy (he was, of course, against most interference). And as an aside, he also argued the ridiculousness of the "Economic Man", a walking, talking utility maximization problem, and that was in the 70s.

      Your criticism, as it applies to Wall St. executives, I think is valid. But can you name any serious economist who claims that the government shouldn't be allowed to interfere in the workings of the market?

      No, I can't name a serious economist making an impact today, but I'm not really writing about economists, my points were more an attack o

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  9. Oh hey by kjzk · · Score: 0

    I'm still lost for words on this one.

  10. YANAL by shma · · Score: 4, Funny

    Y not?

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    1. Re:YANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    2. Re:YANAL by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      Butt pain.

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    3. Re:YANAL by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Y not?

      Because the reader might not always perceive you as the pitcher?

      Context in print is good.

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    4. Re:YANAL by NewKidInTown · · Score: 1

      Damn, wrong mod option. Oh for the days of having to click "Moderate" at the bottom of the page to avoid these sort of mistakes

  11. No, I think the converse is true by ruin20 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That a lot of times people (judges) simply DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF A TECHNICAL ARGUMENT and rule the way they want anyways. This is why patent suits were always held in west texas and this is why the RIAA will withdraw losing cases only to forum shop in an effort to push the suit again.

    The fact that all the evidence the RIAA offers shows a link to the computer AND NOT THE USER seems to be something that people (lawyers, judges) IGNORE shows they don't actually care about the FACTS. Until you start taking photos of people through their webcams as they do naughty things, or come up with a way to show exclusive use of a devise or connection, then this still happens to be evidence wrongly taken into consideration.

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    1. Re:No, I think the converse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

      also, too many caps

    2. Re:No, I think the converse is true by InverseParadox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...it's a good thing I don't have mod points right now, because I'd be completely stumped as to how to mod that.

      On the one hand, I agree with most of what you're saying.

      On the other, I can see how to interpret what you're saying and the fact (and way) that you're saying it as evidence that the article's premises are correct.

      On the third, given the juxtaposition of your post with your .sig, I'm not entirely positive you aren't trolling.

      Hopefully those who do have mod points will be better able to judge this than I am.

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    3. Re:No, I think the converse is true by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's sort of fascinating that you've posted the exact sort of response TFA expects. I'm tempted to think you're being ironic.

      Here's the thing: a lot (i.e. the majority, actually) of these technical arguments you've referred to here are just silly. For example, you complain that the RIAA evidence links only to the computer, not the user. This is, of course, true. However, in the case of a family home that means the prosecution can narrow it down to the household members, so your argument would merely be "Well, you don't know if it was the dad or the son, so you can't sue", and that'll end up just bumping into group liability (which I won't bore everyone with here).

      In the case of a shared computer, you'd have more of an argument, e.g. one a library computer or whatnot. But realistically, how many prosecutions have involved such a machine? So far, as far as I know, all the prosecutions have involved machines in private homes or apartments, so what exactly are you arguing?

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    4. Re:No, I think the converse is true by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

      didn't they try to sue a printer?

    5. Re:No, I think the converse is true by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That a lot of times people (judges) simply DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF A TECHNICAL ARGUMENT and rule the way they want anyways. This is why patent suits were always held in west texas

      Because people from Texas are mouth-breathing retards who wouldn't understand a technical argument?
      Actually, no. Patent suits are frequently held there because the law, being federal, is the same everywhere, and that particular district has a docket almost completely free of other cases. Not much interstate fraud, racketeering, large-scale drug importation, etc., the way there is in New York.

      Did you know that plaintiffs are actually less successful in the E.D.Texas than elsewhere (and yes, it's Eastern, not Western where the majority of patent suits are filed)? No, you couldn't know that, or you wouldn't be making this argument.

      ... seems to be something that people (lawyers, judges) IGNORE shows they don't actually care about the FACTS.

      Facts like eastern vs. western district, the availability of space on the docket, the fact that patent cases get fast-tracked through the system resulting in lower costs...?

    6. Re:No, I think the converse is true by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      It's certainly true that many judges and lawyers don't understand the technology that's involved in the cases they're ruling on. I remember reading something Richard Posner said about commercial-skipping features - that they were creating "derivative works" without the copyright holder's authorization, and thus were infringing. The implications of that are ridiculous.

      On the other hand, many techies, myself included, lose perspective on the law. There's some project that aims to store files as a hash against a large set of random data, with the idea being that different hashes against the same data produce different files, but the hashes aren't the files themselves, and thus aren't copyrighted. It's that sort of thing that indicates a complete misunderstanding of the law. If you really think that "Your honor, I wasn't copying copyrighted files, I was only copying hashes, that when combined with a large, meaningless set of data, happen to produce those files" is going to hold up in court, you clearly don't understand copyright law.

      I read a short story someone had linked in their sig, that was about the horror of eternal copyright protection. Again, it made a fundamental error. The plot basically relied upon the Copyright Office doing searches of previous works, and if they found a similar one, they would not give you a copyright on a new work, and the character in the story argued that this would mean the end of all art. Problem is, the Copyright Office does no such thing, and isn't allowed to. Copyrighted works have to be original, but not novel. If I independently create some work that already exists, it is not infringing and is eligible for a new copyright. This is basic IP law that people don't know or understand.

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    7. Re:No, I think the converse is true by nog_lorp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, GP has a point, considering the RIAA has made the leap from "Pirating -> Computer" to "Father's Computer -> Daughter who doesn't live with father anymore", deciding to sue the cancer patient rather than the deadbeat dad.

    8. Re:No, I think the converse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost any computer can be like your example of the library computer if the family has an unsecured wireless access point. Many people do and so many people fall into your second point, actually.

    9. Re:No, I think the converse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That a lot of times people (judges) simply DON'T UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF A TECHNICAL ARGUMENT and rule the way they want anyways. This is why patent suits were always held in East Texas and this is why the RIAA will withdraw losing cases only to forum shop in an effort to push the suit again.

      The fact that all the evidence the RIAA offers shows a link to the computer AND NOT THE USER seems to be something that people (lawyers, judges) IGNORE shows they don't actually care about the FACTS. Until you start taking photos of people through their webcams as they do naughty things, or come up with a way to show exclusive use of a devise or connection, then this still happens to be evidence wrongly taken into consideration.

      Fixed that for ya

    10. Re:No, I think the converse is true by igxqrrl · · Score: 1

      Hello, I think you just made Mr. Ohm's point. It is likely not the judges and lawyers who don't understand the implications of the technical argument, but rather the techies who don't understand why their flimsy technical argument doesn't pass legal muster.

    11. Re:No, I think the converse is true by guruevi · · Score: 1

      That's what the general populace (and with it lawyers and judges) do indeed think and the RIAA thinks that way too. However that way is incorrect.

      Eg. if I put an ASCII image of or an erotic story about child porn in this post and you read it, according to law you have now downloaded/accessed child porn and you are liable to the full extent of the law (according to that thinking). The fact alone that your computer is on the internet means it is accessible by anyone on the internet and if your system does certain things without you being knowledgeable (like loading a virus or caching a hidden image) then that makes you liable since you accessed those things and you have no proof that you didn't (after all you DID access it whether you saw it or not is not important).

      (Most) computers are like cars with an unremovable key in the ignition and the doors unlocked. Somebody can take your car for a spin without your knowledge, park it back in the same spot and kill somebody with it in the mean time. The judges, the RIAA and lawyers think/rule that because it's your (or your family's) car, you have driven it and since there is brain matter on the bottom of that car you also killed that somebody.

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    12. Re:No, I think the converse is true by nabsltd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So far, as far as I know, all the prosecutions have involved machines in private homes or apartments, so what exactly are you arguing?

      I haven't kept detailed notes, so I can't say how many actual RIAA-initiated lawsuits that ended up in a court involved "public" computers, but many of the "pay up or else" letters that they send involve DHCP computers on a college campus somewhere.

      I suspect that there are a decent number of people who can't actually be identified accurately enough for a lawsuit who have just paid the settlement, regardless of whether they infringed copyright of exactly the item the RIAA claims.

    13. Re:No, I think the converse is true by lgw · · Score: 1

      I remember reading something Richard Posner said about commercial-skipping features - that they were creating "derivative works" without the copyright holder's authorization, and thus were infringing. The implications of that are ridiculous.

      That makes a lot of sense to me. Of course, copyright law doesn't in any way outlaw the creation of derivative works, only the copying/distribution of such. If you record something off the air, and edit out the commercials, you probably can't legally distribute the resulting work. It's not a new work, and it's not an exact copy, so pretty much it's a derivitave work. If the commercial-skip feature happened on the "server side" of some VOD scheme, so that the cable company was sending you the altered work and not the original, I can see the argument that that would be infringing. There was that case with the "we edit out all the profanity" video rental service that played out along those lines.

      Stretching that to say that skipping commercials while watching a recording is inappropriately distributing a derivitive work would be a bit nuts, however. Posner isn't usually quite so nuts.

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    14. Re:No, I think the converse is true by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      Posner's comment is pretty flawed, when you look at it in detail; I don't think he thought out the implications very clearly. This can all be found In re: Aimster Copyright Litigation.

      He wasn't talking about VOD - he was talking about the Sony Betamax, and says that

      "skipping commercials by taping a program before watching it and then, while watching the tape, using the fast-forward button on the recorder to skip over the commercials... amounted to creating an unauthorized derivative work... namely a commercial-free copy that would reduce the copyright owner's income from his original program, since "free" television programs are financed by the purchase of commercials by advertisers."

      Posner later suggests that Sony could have prevented this infringing use by removing the fast-forward button (I'm not making this up), but for other reasons, they didn't have to.

      Also, the assumption that the various commercials and the television program together constitute a single work is almost certainly wrong - the commercials are probably all individually copyrighted by different authors, and licensed to the broadcaster.

      I ran across this stuff in an article about commercial skipping (PDF).

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    15. Re:No, I think the converse is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's arguing that IP addresses can be spoofed, and that only ISP logs can prove otherwise.

      Oh, and all those RIAA lawsuits don't use those logs, they use a remote party's record of a possibly spoofed IP address rather than proper evidence.

      If they actually gather logs from your ISP (they don't, usually), then you are well and truly fucked. Until then, a variant of the "it wasn't me" defense should do just fine.

    16. Re:No, I think the converse is true by sjames · · Score: 1

      However, in the case of a family home that means the prosecution can narrow it down to the household members....

      ...their friends, neighbors within range of the WiFi, anyone who can get someone in the household to run a "cool new game", anyone who can guess their password, etc.

    17. Re:No, I think the converse is true by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      This is the correct response. I'm in law school, and I've interned in the Eastern District right across the street from the federal courthouse, spoken personally with some E.D. judges, and have attended lectures on this topic given by some judges.

      Furthermore, J. Schneider, e.g., in Tyler, TX, has two clerkship positions at any given time. Students from places like MIT go there for free to gain patent experience for a year. No salary. Yeah, so a docket rich with students with degrees from places like MIT and Stanford working for the judges cause the district to be a bunch of idiots about techical issues? -- DOES NOT COMPUTE.

      The judges there specifically hire people with Ph.D.s to work for them as clerks.

      And to explain why I've got so much experience with these judges, I worked in Tyler and am on the editorial board for the IP law journal affiliated with the Texas Bar.

  12. Is Paul Ohm a Lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It sure does not sound like this guy is much of a lawyer based on that craptacular display of writing. He does not seem to back up any of his arguments with things a lawyer usually includes in a law article such as citations, jurisprudence, and you know, actual evidence.

    I guess law school + blog = expert

  13. His Point? by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    This seems to amount to nothing more than "they can take your shit and look at it, and your defense lawyer will probably suck." I think it's fair to say that people who make claims about open access points and whatnot aren't stupid enough not to realize that, and are really just taking that bit for granted (as really anybody with a brain should).

    I'm really left wondering what his point is. Does he really think people are assuming their shit won't even be searched? Well, thanks for that tip for all of the idiots out there I guess...

    1. Re:His Point? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Does he really think people are assuming their shit won't even be searched? Well, thanks for that tip for all of the idiots out there I guess...

      There are people out there who think if they're being pursued by the police that by crossing into another county/state, that somehow they can't be arrested for whatever crime they committed or that the pursuing police have to stop pursuit. Why should this be any different?

      And yes, I'm being serious.

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      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    2. Re:His Point? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      "There are people out there who think if they're being pursued by the police that by crossing into another county/state, that somehow they can't be arrested for whatever crime they committed or that the pursuing police have to stop pursuit."

      You can't blame that generation for that misconception -- they grew up watching Dukes of Hazard and Porky's.

    3. Re:His Point? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Or more recently, Tango & Cash.

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      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
  14. You Are Not a Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a high complement.

  15. Let's start our own by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You Are Not a Technologist for lawyers. That would be especially educational on intellectual property where lawyers are often absolutely clueless as to what a "technology" or "invention" actually looks like and how easy it is to make something that they thing is super cool, which we actually know is pretty mundane.

    A few years ago, I went into put-up-or-shut-up mode with a lawyer over DRM. She kept saying that we needed the DMCA because it would protect a growing market for "interchangeable, competitive, open DRM" or something to that effect. It basically boiled down to a pipe dream about DRM that is open to competition, not locked down to one vendor and that doesn't balkanize the marketplace. Yeah, I know. I should have asked her if she wanted a cherry on top and for me to add a pony to her list while she was at it.

    When I asked her **how** that would happen, when so far, no one has accomplished that, she had no clue. None. I pointed out that it is absolutely ridiculous to think that you can just weave DRM into an OS, and that if you leave it in application space a la iTunes, no one else is forced to use it. Again, no clue.

    Hopefully she and her colleagues got that pony...

    1. Re:Let's start our own by Samschnooks · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know. I should have asked her if she wanted a cherry on top and for me to add a pony to her list while she was at it.

      That depends. Was she hot? God, back when I was in school, there were constantly hot chicks in and out of the Law school!

    2. Re:Let's start our own by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The point of DRM is not that you force people to use it. I can still watch avi files and listen to mp3s on my Vista machine. I can rip DVDs too, and download torrents. Microsoft don't care about this.

      What Microsoft and Apple are trying to do is to convince the content industry that their schemes are safe enough to trust over DVDs and CDs. That's doesn't mean foolproof by any means, just fiddly to crack but cheaper and more convenient than going out and physically buying a DVD or CD or even downloading a torrent. If they can convince the content industry, the users will follow.

      That's what Apple did with iTunes. It won't be open of course, that defeats the whole purpose.

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    3. Re:Let's start our own by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Microsoft and Apple shouldn't bother if it means compromising their own products.

      DRM is fine for iTunes or perhaps a BD player application.

      Once it goes beyond that, it's a matter of a small minority of the
      economy dictating terms to everyone else and telling us how we can
      use our own machines.

      Not every Turing Machine is used to watch movies. Not every owner
      of such a device ever has any intention of doing so. Computers do
      a lot of real work that really shouldn't be burdened with a lot of
      extra overhead and nonsense.

      If the movie industry wants to take over Windows or MacOS then the
      relevant CEOs should have the backbone to go tell Valenti's successor
      what to go do with himself.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    4. Re:Let's start our own by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't work. Lawyers only care about $$$. And whatever the Jews want. Have you seen most law firms have Jewish name in it? Have you wonder that why most RIAA/MPAA member have Jewish CEO?

  16. Oh praise ...whatever! by Samschnooks · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can't wait until he goes into Civil Torts and IP law especially about the GPL - I hope. I really hate it when I have a question and some IANAL chimes in with an opinion and says that "it's right there in the GPL in black and white" and how can I be so stupid as to not understand it! But yet, folks get into trouble with it all the time without any intent on malice. The GPL is all legalese that I don't understand and therefore, I will not use it or software under it for commercial use without advice from an IP attorney and since I can't afford one, I will not use the GPL.

    I guess I'm too stupid to use GPL software.

    1. Re:Oh praise ...whatever! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The GPL is all legalese that I don't understand...I guess I'm too stupid to use GPL software.

      Perhaps you are. But then, you'd be too stupid to use any software with an EULA. Or to purchase any service that involved a contract or agreement.

      You'd surely be too stupid to sign off on that big bunch of legalize necessary to buy a house, and probably too stupid to sign the legalize on an apartment lease.

      So if you're too stupid to use GPL software, you're basically too stupid to function in this society. I'm sorry to hear that.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    2. Re:Oh praise ...whatever! by Zordak · · Score: 3, Informative

      (Shameless plug for my own GPL paper. With good examples! I send it to my clients all the time. Bottom line: the GPL is not simple. And this doesn't even include the v.3 stuff.)

      --

      Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number e.
    3. Re:Oh praise ...whatever! by evanbd · · Score: 1

      For most such things, half an hour with a lawyer who's worked with the GPL before will be more than sufficient. And it will cost less than a lot of commercial software out there. And if your lawyer is competent, said legal advice will be more reusable than the closed-source software it helped replace.

      You're not being frugal, you're being lazy.

  17. Reasonable Doubt. by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The conviction rate in the the US above 98%
    The conviction rate during the Spanish Inquisition was 96%.

    Therefore, either we're really good at identifying people, or "reasonable doubt" has become unreasonably weak defense.

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    1. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least people expect the cops to break down your door in the U.S. Nobody expects the...

      Oh, forget it.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    2. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Darundal · · Score: 2

      Can I get a link to where you are getting that number for the conviction rate in the US?

    3. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That logic doesn't follow. It assumes, among other things, that: (a) we ever had a lower rate (i.e. that it has 'become' anything), and (b) we're not just better at dropping cases before they go to trial where the person is innocent (which would be a good thing).

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    4. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the conviction rates (usually) include plea bargains as a conviction, because you are pleading guilty to a crime. many of the people facing criminal charges qualify for a public defender and economically can't pay for their own defense. public defenders have more cases than they know what to do with, so they push for plea bargains. also, if you want to be cynical, some public defenders' offices are basically an offshoot of the DA's office. in some cities a person facing a criminal charge gets damn near railroaded into pleading guilt to something, no matter what the facts are.

      most defendants never get to defend themselves at all. the cops arrest you, seize whatever is within reach, prosecutor brings a set of charges, and you get offered a plea deal. no one ever looks at the legality of the search and seizure of evidence.

      i taught for a year in a school for kids that had been expelled from the regular school system. there was a senior there, never got in trouble, really nice kid. he was standing in his front yard playing with his niece. 2 cops jumped the fence 'in the course of an investigation' on his block. if i remember correctly there was an altercation across the street. they grabbed the kid, threw him on the ground, searched him, and found 2 nickel bags of weed. he was arrested on the spot, and eventually charged with possession with intent to deliver, a felony. there goes your right to vote, etc.

      he ended up getting a plea deal down to simple possession, a misdemeanor with a couple hundred dollar fine. he couldn't afford an attorney and the public defender convinced him to plead. i had a friend who got caught with about 10 times as much weed in the same city. he was issued a ticket for possession and was free to go. difference? my friend was white and out at the bars, the kid was white and lived in the ghetto.

      now, i am not a lawyer (of course) but i think that he would have had a pretty good chance of getting the case dismissed. they had no reason to search someone that was across the street or down the block from a fight. unless he was reported to be involved (he wasn't) they had no reason to even be in his fenced off yard. just another successful prosecution for the DA, and no one cares how the evidence was gathered.

    5. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could be worse, Japan's is 99.97%.

      Conviction rate comparison

      China is 98%

      The USA is listed as 65-80% because statistics are mostly state level.

      Therefore, either we're really good at identifying people, or "reasonable doubt" has become unreasonably weak defense.

      Or you're using made up statistics.

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      I don't read AC A human right
    6. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by ya+really · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the DOJ:

      Cases were terminated against 86,680 defendants during 2005. Most (90%) defendants were convicted. Of the 78,042 defendants convicted, 74,226 (or 95%) pleaded guilty or no-contest.

    7. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by ya+really · · Score: 1

      Link apparently didnt get in my last reply:
      stats on conviction rates

    8. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Can I get a link to where you are getting that number for the conviction rate in the US?

      It's right here.

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      Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number e.
    9. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      The conviction rate in the the US above 98% [Citation needed]

      A quick google search wasn't too helpful, but it did come across this article claiming that the US conviction rates range from 65-80% depending on the state.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    10. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by patman600 · · Score: 1

      Does that include cases that are dropped or plea bargained? I would guess that unless they were sure of a conviction, or it was a high profile case, a DA would try to avoid a trial. Trials cost a lot of money, and a DA would probably like to plea bargain any case they aren't positive about. And the accused may be willing to plea bargain even if they are innocent, just to get it over with.

    11. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      98%? Source or GTFO, or, rather, just GTFO, since it is not 98%.

    12. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get a link to where you are getting that number for the conviction rate in the US?

      Forget about that, I want to know where the GP got the data for the conviction rate during the Spanish Inquisition!

    13. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I would love to see that sourced, as it's an excellent statistic.

      I'd also love to see what crimes they were, in particular, and what the punishment is. For example, "convicted" of a parking offense? I'll pay the $20. "Convicted" of heresy? I'll fight that -- I don't want to die!

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    14. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Cases were terminated against 86,680 defendants during 2005. Most (90%) defendants were convicted. Of the 78,042 defendants convicted, 74,226 (or 95%) pleaded guilty or no-contest.

      Hmm, so let's see if I got this right:

      Out of 12,454 defendants who did not plead guilty or no contest, 3,816 (31%) were convicted.

    15. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spanish Inquisition!

      There, I said it.

    16. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Or the prosecution authorities are good at dropping unsuitable cases before they get to trial.

    17. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent source. Wow. When you say "right here," you really mean it.

    18. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Or you're using made up statistics.

      That's not surprising, 73% of people do.

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    19. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by russotto · · Score: 1

      Of the 78,042 defendants convicted, 74,226 (or 95%) pleaded guilty or no-contest.

      That's because the prosecutors convince (with the help of the defense attorneys, who know it is true) the defendant that there's a damn good chance they'll lose even if they are 100% innocent, and the consquences of losing are intolerable.

    20. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Still no cite for the 98%. But the link provided by ya really was quite edifying.

      First of all, it says 90%, not 98%. But, as noted by other posters, there are some caveats on that:

      Out of 86,680 cases, there were 78,042 convictions, which is 90%.

      95% of those (74,226) were guilty or no contest pleads.

      That means, there were 12,454 trials. Of those, 8,638 were not found guilty, which is 69.3%.

      So... only 9.96% of the cases ended in acquittal, but almost 70% of trials did, which is a really low conviction rate, I think.

      Furthermore... under Appeals, apparently the lower court decisions were affirmed, at least in part, in 70% of cases... which means they were completely overturned in 30% of cases. So take your 3,816 convictions, and subtract another 1,145 or so that will get overturned on appeal... now you're up to 9,783 acquittals, which is more than 3/4ths of the people who actually went to trial.

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      Don't you wish your girlfriend was a geek like me?
    21. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by ChemGeek4501 · · Score: 1

      You missed the another obvious explanation: Respective prosecuting attorneys will indict only those whom they know they can get a conviction on.

    22. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it wrong. 98% of all convictions are by guilty plea. Remaining are by trial. Percentage of convictions varies by jursidiction.

    23. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by TechnoJoe · · Score: 1

      Therefore, either we're really good at identifying people...

      That's right. We're just too damn good.

    24. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe, they are actually guilty. It looks to me like if you're not guilty you're far better off pleading not-guilty. Look at the conviction rate: 30%!!

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    25. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by russotto · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe, they are actually guilty. It looks to me like if you're not guilty you're far better off pleading not-guilty. Look at the conviction rate: 30%!!

      You have to consider the stakes. The persecutor is going to come to your defense attorney and say something like

      "Here's the deal. You can plead guilty to relatively minor included Offense A, we'll let you off with a fine, 1 year probation, and time served. You can go home tomorrow. If you want to go to trial, we're going for a conviction for Offense B, and a sentence of 5 years in pound-you-in-the-ass prison. And we're going to ask for bail to be denied/raised/revoked so you'll spend a few months in jail waiting for trial in any case."

      So going to trial you have an a priori 70% chance of eventually getting off with a clean record -- but a 30% chance of ending up doing hard time, and some chance of spending extra time in jail waiting for trial. The odds favor going to trial, but the odds-to-payoff ratio likely favors not doing so.

    26. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These conviction rates are not supported by a credible source. Inaccurate.

    27. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by moortak · · Score: 1

      In many places the fact that the weed was in two bags can make any amount intent to distribute.

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    28. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Over in Florida there's a man who spent some time in prison convicted *dealing* due to the sheer amount of pain pills he had. It took 3 juries to convict him, with a judge hammering on *YOU MUST CONSIDER ON THE LETTER OF THE LAW, NOT ACTUAL FACTS*. Even the prosecution said there was no evidence of him dealing - he had serious problems and was highly resistant to the pills. They ended up giving him a spinal morphine pump in prison... Talk about a waste of government funds. Three trials, a couple years paying for his medical care in the prison hospital ward for a wheelchair bound man.

      I'm sure somebody will ID his name and post a link.

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    29. Re:Reasonable Doubt. by moortak · · Score: 1
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  18. Summary for those who didn't RTFA by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's my summary:

    "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" may get you acquitted in the end, but that doesn't apply to all the things that happen to you BEFORE the trial: Cooling your heels in jail while charged, having every piece of technology you own seized as evidence, incredibly high legal fees, yada yada.

    So, I guess the summary of the summary is:

    Keep yer nose clean.

    I suppose if you look at all the RIAA cases that routinely pop up here on /. you can easily see what he's talking about: look at all the costs and hardships those accuesed have to go through... The old lady who had probably never even listened to an mp3 in her life could probably attest to the pain. No reasonable jury would ever have convicted her, but that didn't stop the RIAA from causing her a big bunch of trouble.

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    The Digital Sorceress
    1. Re:Summary for those who didn't RTFA by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, I read the article as "technological arguments, though sound, won't stop the legal system being 100% broken."

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    2. Re:Summary for those who didn't RTFA by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      sorry, "though they may be sound"

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      FGD 135
    3. Re:Summary for those who didn't RTFA by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Also a valid summary.

      Gibbs' Rule #13: Never involve lawyers - it just makes things complicated

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      The Digital Sorceress
    4. Re:Summary for those who didn't RTFA by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The RIAA trials aren't criminal trials. They have a completely different set of rules.

      In England, the MCPS (British equivalent of the RIAA) can either sue you for copyright infringment, or report you to your local trading standards department for selling counterfeit goods, in which case trading standards will prosecute you and MCPS will attend the trial as a witness.

    5. Re:Summary for those who didn't RTFA by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, in Gibbs v. The United States, the Supreme Court ruled that the situation needs to meet a 6-point test in order for this rule to apply, because the state has an overriding interest in involving lawyers without making things more complicated.

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  19. Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, I'm an engineer, but I also studied law. I have thought about becoming a patent attorney, but I haven't taken the bar exam yet in my state. I'm so tired of people who stand on a soapbox and proclaim how much they had to learn about [CS|IT|other technical field] while simultaneously spouting blatant lies when it comes to law. Guess what? Lawyers aren't stupid, they have doctoral degrees, and most of the people on slashdot in the CS/IT fields who pretend to know the law do not.

    1. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slander!

    2. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, libel.

    3. Re:Thank You!!!!! by cecille · · Score: 1

      Stupid question, but where are you from that lawyers need doctoral degrees?

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    4. Re:Thank You!!!!! by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      SOME lawyers aren't stupid. Just like some people who post on Slashdot aren't stupid. But that doesn't preclude stupid lawyers, or idiotic Slashdot posts. Didja sleep during the logic courses that I'd presume you had to take when getting your engineering and law education?

    5. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, a law degree is a Juris Doctor in most (if not all) states.

    6. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical degree from a law school is a something like Juris Doctor. Not a PhD, but a doctorate anyway. Certainly as much work as (and probably at a higher level than) an MD. Certainly more than a PhD in the fine arts or humanities, perhaps less than one in physical sciences or engineering.

    7. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Where're YOU from?

      In the US (and we all know the rest of the world doesn't count. having the biggest club and hitting people with it is not practicing law. oh wait.), lawyers need JDs. That stands for juris doctor. That basically means while everyone else slaves away forever for their masters, the lawyer has their JD after three years of postgrad study. Incidentally, for one year more, they can pick up an LLM, which is a master of law. Yeah, we switched our order just to screw with you.

    8. Re:Thank You!!!!! by chromatic · · Score: 3, Informative

      The JD is a doctoral degree.

    9. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, that is a stupid question. and if you are from the US you should be ashamed.

      lawyers need to go to law school, yes? have you ever wondered what degree is awarded there? a JD, that is, Juris Doctor.

    10. Re:Thank You!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, most states require you to have a Juris Doctor degree from an ABA-accredited law school in order to be admitted to the bar. It's more like a Master's Degree, really, unlike in other places where there are Bachelor's-level degrees in law.

    11. Re:Thank You!!!!! by cecille · · Score: 1

      I'm not. I didn't know that. That's why I asked.

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    12. Re:Thank You!!!!! by dugeen · · Score: 1

      It may be a 'doctoral' degree but it's given after three years of instruction, and no research. It's certainly not an equivalent to a PhD.

    13. Re:Thank You!!!!! by chromatic · · Score: 1

      You could say the same thing about a D. Litt, at least in most places in the U.S., but it's still a doctoral degree. (No true Scotsman has one, though.)

    14. Re:Thank You!!!!! by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      There is also the SJD (doctor of juridical science, an even higher degree really only for a handful of academics, as only about twenty institutions in the US award one) and the LL.D., which is an honorary degree in the US.

  20. LEARN by geekmansworld · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How irksome that judges, juries and lawyers should have to learn how technology works in order to do their jobs properly.

    Yes, people do have to use an ounce of cation online. Installing virus-checkers and securing your Wi-Fi are very important security measures.

    However, if we are entering an era where the justice system simply can't be bothered learning anything about the most basic computer technology, we're entering an era of wrongful convictions.

    I remind everyone of the schoolteacher who was fired over spyware popups. It's time for the justice system to educate itself, not bury its head in ancient jurisprudence.

    1. Re:LEARN by metamechanical · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, people do have to use an ounce of cation online.

      I prefer to use an ounce of anion, but I guess I'm just a negative kind of guy.

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    2. Re:LEARN by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      How irksome that judges, juries and lawyers should have to learn how technology works in order to do their jobs properly.

      Yes, people do have to use an ounce of cation online. Installing virus-checkers and securing your Wi-Fi are very important security measures.

      What about using a grammar checker? Shouldn't self-identified geeks know how to use commonly available tools?

    3. Re:LEARN by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they ARE learning, but slowly. I figure they will have full understanding about the time that Geeks figure out that "ANYONE could have put it on my HD!" is a lame defense regardless of anyone's technical knowledge.

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    4. Re:LEARN by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I think that's what expert witnesses are for. Problem is, they cost money, and may not help with a technically illiterate jury who just want to go home.

    5. Re:LEARN by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      How irksome that judges, juries and lawyers should have to learn how technology works in order to do their jobs properly.

      Aren't you then complaining how irksome it is that techies should have to learn how the law - and people - work?

      What if we define "the law" as "a system of written laws, human actors, biases and tendencies which produces largely desirable but occasionally flawed results"?

      That's how I read TFA. "Technically, you may have room to reasonably doubt one piece of technical evidence in isolation. But you probably won't reach reasonable doubt when all the evidence is considered collectively by a non-technical judge and jury. And even if you do, your life is still hell."

      If you say "but they're technically WRONG!", I answer: Yes, but you should have RTFM.

      Hand's on the other foot now, ain't it?

  21. Only thing more annoying... by sampson7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... than techies trying to play lawyer are lawyers who dismiss the contributions of their technical staff.

    For the record IAAL (though not your lawyer) working in house at a company. Our "techies" are engineers, builders, power system analysts, traders, etc. Another word for these people is "clients." The legal department exists to further the interest of the company and enable our techies to do business. Sure, criminal prosecutions are different than commercial contracts, etc., but the principle is the same -- the lawyer exists to aid his client in getting the best possible deal. I think the difference in outlook often results from the fact that criminal defendants tend not to be those in society best equipped to aid in their own defense, but good attorneys do their best to bring their clients along.

    If fact, the best thing about being a lawyer is helping your clients execute our common goals. Really, lawyers really provide the same service as good tech support -- except we help clients navigate the twisted corridors of the law instead of technology or computer code.

    1. Re:Only thing more annoying... by squidfood · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...navigate the twisted corridors of the law instead of technology or computer code.

      That y'all built yourselves... talk about job-preserving legacy code... ;)

    2. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly the lawyers are the ones in charge of the article's server; it seems to be slashdotted...

    3. Re:Only thing more annoying... by BitterOak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...navigate the twisted corridors of the law instead of technology or computer code.

      That y'all built yourselves... talk about job-preserving legacy code... ;)

      As opposed to techies?

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    4. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      "[T]he lawyer exists to aid his client in getting the best possible deal."

      And that's what's wrong. "You go along with our immoral, unconstitutional, perverted, self-serving, big-business-focused system of laws that have stopped even pretending to serve the public good, and we'll allow you to stay in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for a little bit less time."

      We, as probably the most intelligent people in this land due to our skills in reasoning, know that there is something wrong with many of the laws in this country. WE DO NOT NEED TO BE LAWYERS. We know what is right, and you people who have basically given your heart and soul to the corruption this country has unfortunately embraced do not. We fight for what is right, what makes sense, what should be the law; you only serve to "save" people by exploiting the law and cutting "deals".

      Fuck lawyers. We don't want them, we don't need them, we don't pretend to be them.

      AC because I know some moronic scum is going to mod this down.

    5. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, imagine the trouble if someone had forced through a complete rewrite, say... sometime during the last eight years.

    6. Re:Only thing more annoying... by JockTroll · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "We, as probably the most intelligent people in this land due to our skills in reasoning..."

      In your dreams, loserboy nerd. IT techies are at best medium level. At best. IT is kid's play, you're not rocket scientists, you're not aerospace engineers, your meagre "skills" can be acquired by people with mediocre intellect and with very little instruction. There's a good reason your jobs are being outsourced so easily. You're nothing more than a dumpload of unwashed masturbator boys whose self-esteem bubble is being bursted big time.
      The fries are waiting! Practice your burger-flipping skills while we laugh at you.

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      Geeks are so full of shit that "beating the crap out of them" takes a whole new meaning.
    7. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to techies?

      Show me the techie who's legacy code has the power to physically imprision or execute those that don't understand it, all with the sanction of general society. The worst we can do is make someone's paycheck or bank account vanish.

    8. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Lordpidey · · Score: 1

      Well, computer code is becoming simpler and simpler to understand, unlike law.

      We started with Assembly, and then went to C, then C++, then java, and so on.

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    9. Re:Only thing more annoying... by squidfood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As opposed to techies?

      Actually, as a scientist (but not your scientist, please consult your scientist) with a great respect and liking for my institution's lawyers: After going through some workshops ("law for techies" and vice versa), once you get over the jargon (e.g. days can be spent on "legal significance" vs. "scientific significance") you'd be downright amazed at the similarities.

    10. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hammer to nail head!

      You sir, win. Something no one else here has even brought up, and is VERY important in any legal matter.

      The legal system is adversarial. Which means whoever argues best, wins. It does not matter what the "facts" of the case are; a good lawyer can have them excluded, obfuscated, or spun to suit his arguments. The stronger case, the one that proves the facts to 6 decimal places mathematically, will not win if the lawyer can not or will not argue effectively.

      In an adversarial system, it is assumed that the person with the better argument has found truth. Sadly, truth is a very slippery fish indeed and most of the time a lawyer will do anything to avoid having to hash out his argument in a direct head on fight with another lawyer in the court of law.

      On an unrelated note...
      MY GRAVITAS!!!

    11. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple truth is that there's no possible way to write laws that doesn't result in the same twisting and wrangling that we have now. That's not to say laws can't be better drafted (walk into a law firm and just listen for 20 minutes and you will definitely hear at least one person bitch about an incomprehensible statute).

      Laws are drafted by committees, with competing interpretations of individual words as well as the sum of those words. It's a political process. Laws should be reviewed after they go through committee to make sure they still parse out, but anything done by committee is more cumbersome than that same thing done in a single pass.

      We have decided that autocratic legislation emanating from a single body is a Bad Idea. We therefore have to accept the consequences.

    12. Re:Only thing more annoying... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      The law is like a computer program.

      If it's not designed to strict standards, any holes will be abused, manifesting a "bug", or deviation from the intent of the law.

      Just like any program, eventually someone will find a hole, thus the law must be patched to fix bugs.

      Sadly, this never happens.

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    13. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our "techies" are engineers, builders, power system analysts, traders, etc. Another word for these people is "clients."

      Another word for lawyer is "server"?

    14. Re:Only thing more annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyers don't create the laws.

    15. Re:Only thing more annoying... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Technical code is usually gnarly for non-technical reasons. Legalese is too verbose.

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  22. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by 0racle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually yes, a whole lot of people who call themselves techies are stupid. They also think they are far more intelligent then they are. On top of that, many who call themselves techies believe they are so far above blue collar 'mouth breathers' that with very little work they can completely confuse them. I mean, hell, you just did something similar here. You assumed that the article writer must be an idiot because, well, you said so. Go ahead and rethink your logic and consider that perhaps something happened, maybe even several times, that prompted the writer to write what he did.

    Most people are idiots, that they call themselves a techie doesn't change that.

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    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  23. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    So draw a Venn diagram of all evidence (shadow-of-a-doubtable evidence unioned with unshadow-of-a-doubtable evidence) and show that if there exists any evidence outside of the shadow-of-a-doubtable circle than you're boned.

    There's no measuring stick with "shadow of doubt" in our legal system, afaik. It's "beyond reasonable doubt", which is the amount of "Hrmm...." that would cause a reasonable person to suspect it might not be true.

    Many times, lots of evidence with reasonable doubt can be compounded to produce beyond reasonable doubt due to sheer quantity.... where it's unreasonable to think someone not guilty would have so much evidence against him, even if it could have other explanations. Might want to get rid of all those ancient "how to hack into any computer" and "the anarchist's cookbook" texts you printed out... when your house is searched, they'll be used against you even if you forgot you had them.

    (The unit "Hrmm...." is a small quantity of doubt.)

  24. Reputation VS incarceration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Basically what it seems this article is saying is "despite all the technical 'doubts' you may throw against the charges, your live will already be ruined by the seizure of your equipment and the trial-by-media that ensures various charges"

    And sad as it is, that's probably a fairly true statement. Even here on slashdot I remember that when some guy stated that the kiddiepix on his computer came from a trojan that had massively owned his machine (and it was shown it had been fairly owned), many still believe that the possibility was too low.

    From my own experience, it's not that impossible. Where I used to work, we had a contractor setup a machine in a horribly insecure way. The box was owned over the weekend, and when I got back to the office it was pretty much unfixable short of a full format. In addition, the filenames I did see before I wiped it were fairly disturbing.

    So when you think about it, if your machine is owned, what is somebody going to do with it? The answer would be, "all sorts of things they wouldn't want to be caught doing with their own machine."

    Now fast-forward to another event in my own life. I was at one time accused of shoplifting from a video store. The cop on the phone told me it was on camera, gave a description that could have well enough been me, and gave my license plate # as the vehicle identified. After a few days of trying to get things sorted out, and being constantly threatened by the police, I contacted the video store in question to see if the tape-in-question had been misplaced and not stolen. After talking to the manager, I found out that no tapes had been stolen at all, and that they never carried a tape by the name given (oh, and their cameras actually only monitor, not record). However, there was a file with the police, which I can only guess originated from somebody calling in a fake complaint.

    It took the video-store owner calling the police dept up to get them to stop threatening me, and after that the calls just stopped (no apologies). If I hadn't called into the store to check on things myself, who knows how far it might have gone.

    So if you're trusting the thoroughness of the legal system or the good sense of a jury to save your ass, think again. Even if you're innocent your life could still be ruined by a false accusation, a suspicion, or bad luck. When the police believe that you're guilty, they will come after you heatedly and often without regard for your potential innocence. The can lie to you, they can make your life miserable, and they aren't going to stop just because of some obscure "open wireless" defense.

    1. Re:Reputation VS incarceration by evanbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The easier way to deal with that? Just stop talking on the phone with the officer. They'll give up pretty quickly. If they don't, just tell them that on advice of your lawyer, you don't want to talk with them without an attorney present and then hang up. If you make it take work to talk to you, they'll do a little work to make sure the evidence looks plausible first. They're just being lazy -- if getting you to confess is easier than checking out the evidence, they'll try to do that. Once it becomes clear that won't be easy, they'll check out the evidence before harassing you again.

    2. Re:Reputation VS incarceration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're sure it wasn't a prank call? In the past I've had idiots call me asking if I could cover for them at work and all sorts of stupid stuff. I wonder how many people fall for it and show up at work only to find that it was a prank.

  25. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read this as a warning that such and such ironclad defenses are not the complete picture of how a prosecution would go, and to listen to your lawyers legal advice.

    True, smart people would have thought this through. There is no shortage of dumb criminals, the newspaper is full of them. Particularly so for teenagers, I can't count how many times I've heard "ironclad" loopholes for smoking pot, carrying drugs, getting away with shoplifting that any reasonable person would know has to be BS. Living in California for most of my teenager years, you can't imagine how many times I've heard the "minors cannot enter into contracts" law used as a defense in ways that couldn't ever work. Everyone was a lawyer...

    I think it's healthy to point out that this isn't a game, that there is no magic pixie dust to escape you from criminal activity. The subtext might be, if you're going to commit a crime, assume big brother is watching and think through how he's go about proving you guilty. Assume he's competant.

    I suspect that in most of the cases this guy is writing about, the people caught never expected they'd be investigated. The likely compounded their problem with lame defenses after the fact, because they're shocked/outraged/scared, and not listened to their lawyers advice, assuming he/she was too stupid to understand the technology. It comes across a bit weak that because one lawyer writes about the issue and clearly understands it, that should assume all lawyers would...but then I think he did a good job of explaining why it doesn't matter anyway.

    [And no, I don't think "troll" is the right moderation for parent, although it could have been more civil]

  26. Stereotypes by tknd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem I have with any grouping is that it always degenerates to stereotypes. And before you know it, you are the stereotype, simply because you're grouped with those people. I'm not saying that there are not lawyers that are not sharks, and that there are not techies that teach, but that because of these assholes in each camp along with the stereotype, everyone in that group carries the blame.

    This is all fine if made in good humor, but when it gets personal, or taken too far, the result is enemies and flaming rather than meaningful discussion. Simply put, there is no discussion if either side or both sides choose to close their minds to criticism.

    1. Re:Stereotypes by causality · · Score: 1

      This is all fine if made in good humor, but when it gets personal, or taken too far, the result is enemies and flaming rather than meaningful discussion. Simply put, there is no discussion if either side or both sides choose to close their minds to criticism.

      I very much agree with this and I hope I can shed some more light on how this actually happens.

      The problem is compounded because too many people automatically take criticism, even very constructive criticism, as a personal attack. They don't seem to realize that dialectic and other aspects of critical thinking and the free exchange of ideas, even those that suggest a personal flaw or shortcoming, are the tools of free minds. People are generally far too quick to become offended by mere disagreement. I believe it's because they don't apply scrutiny to their own beliefs; they don't test them to see if they stand up under examination. Because the beliefs of such people and the positions that they take are not firmly grounded, they are insecure, which leads them to equate dissent with a personal attack. Once they do that, it becomes a contest. At that point it's no longer about determining truth but about feeling like they are right and the other person is wrong.

      You really cannot convince someone of anything unless they let you do it. Once it becomes a contest of who's "right", the person will become eager to prove that to you. Any further use of facts and reasoning won't work because at this point, it's no longer about the truth of the situation. Sometimes an informed audience is useful for these situations because of the objectivity that third parties can provide. If the person is acting ridiculous and trying to demonize or marginalize you for holding views that they don't like, they are unlikely to believe you when you tell them that they are doing this (since after all, you're "wrong") but they may feel a need to save face in the presence of an audience.

      It's unfortunate that such petty motives sometimes have to come into play before a person will consider whether this behavior is maladaptive. Remember that people always feel justified because if they didn't, they would not say and do the things that they say and do. That's why verbally fighting with them almost never works and it's why even good constructive criticism won't work unless they are ready to receive it. From their perspective, what they are doing makes perfect sense, so if they really are ignorant, compassion and not condemnation is the preferred response. This also helps you discern whether you're operating out of a concern for truth or a (much weaker) need to convince. Of course, this does not mean you refuse to call things what they are and you can't be compromised by any concerns about whether doing so will cause further offense. If you can do that while holding no resentment or anger or malice or ill will of your own, the strength of your position will be abundantly obvious even if no such admission is made.

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    2. Re:Stereotypes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      A related note, though, on why debate is still important despite what you said. Suppose A and B are debating, and C agrees with B.

      If A says something B disagrees with, B may feel too personally attacked to change, but C does not, and C may change his mind accordingly.

    3. Re:Stereotypes by causality · · Score: 1

      A related note, though, on why debate is still important despite what you said. Suppose A and B are debating, and C agrees with B.

      If A says something B disagrees with, B may feel too personally attacked to change, but C does not, and C may change his mind accordingly.

      True. I had something a bit like that in mind when I said that an informed audience can help the situation (though I recognize this is for mostly the wrong reasons).

      You highlighted what I identify as part of the problem. In your example, B should determine the need to change based on whether the new idea is worth adopting, not based on whether B feels pressure from A and C. What you describe there is a basic ego motive, a desire to save face. This has no place in the life of anyone who really wants to find truth. Its influence is always a counterproductive one.

      That's what many people do, isn't it? They apply or expect various forms of pressure (the varieties of which are legion) because they don't seem to believe in the power of their own message. That's what I'd like to see more people overcome. They have to fix that on their own, of course; all I can do is show why it doesn't work.

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    4. Re:Stereotypes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I'd say that almost everyone behaves that way. Even I do, and I'm 100% aware at all times other than pressure-time that I do it. Even afterwards, I think, "Argh, why did I start acting with a maximum amount of bullshit there?" But I still do it.

      I suspect it's hardwired into the human brain, and it takes a very extreme degree of control to overcome it, similar to how (most) priests overcome the sex drive to be celibate.

      I'm trying to learn a new style of debate against some of my family members who disagree with me politically: When debating, just respond to their assertions with a "Why do you think that?" Eventually, I hope to get to a no-reason response or a controversial/inflammatory response that will reveal them as foolish axioms (thus making the C-observer aware of the foolishness), intelligent axioms I might support (thus I find Truth), or no-axioms (which weakens a C-observer's support).

      It also has the nice side effect of removing much to latch onto of my own argument, preventing my beliefs from being attacked. Thanks to law school, I've already adopted a more ambivalent approach to logical argument in which I habitually take on arguments I don't even agree with just to see where the arguments go. The idea would be that I might find Truth accidentally.

    5. Re:Stereotypes by causality · · Score: 1

      I'd say that almost everyone behaves that way. Even I do, and I'm 100% aware at all times other than pressure-time that I do it. Even afterwards, I think, "Argh, why did I start acting with a maximum amount of bullshit there?" But I still do it.

      I suspect it's hardwired into the human brain, and it takes a very extreme degree of control to overcome it, similar to how (most) priests overcome the sex drive to be celibate.

      It's something few people understand and even fewer can explain; meanwhile you're surrounded by bad influences and a general lack of understanding and introspection. I believe that's why it's so common.

      I'm trying to learn a new style of debate against some of my family members who disagree with me politically: When debating, just respond to their assertions with a "Why do you think that?" Eventually, I hope to get to a no-reason response or a controversial/inflammatory response that will reveal them as foolish axioms (thus making the C-observer aware of the foolishness), intelligent axioms I might support (thus I find Truth), or no-axioms (which weakens a C-observer's support).

      This is the best thing I can tell you: there is almost nothing I know of that is more powerful than a pure motive. That's simply doing a thing for the sake of seeing it done and for absolutely no other reason, and enjoying it. This completely frees you of any concern for the outcome which greatly increases your effectiveness by removing any ulterior motives (usually control-based or the need to feel right). It also makes you undeterred by unexpected difficulties. For what the unsolicited advice of this stranger is worth, I'd recommend debating your family members in this spirit and seeing for yourself how powerful it is. If you do see that, know that it's not at all limited to debates and can be applied to anything.

      I'd also recommend learning how to never get upset by what people say and do. Do something about it or don't do something about it, but there's no need to get upset. Most of the absurd and abusive things people do are designed to make you upset because that is how such people get their power or make you look like the bad guy. When you don't go along with it by remaining calm (and you cannot fake this), you are refusing to play along their petty power games. It's quite simple, really. Call things what they are without attaching (moral) judgment to them.

      It's the difference between calling someone's action a mistake because you believe this is true (observation), and calling them an idiot or a bad person for making a mistake (judgment). That example sounds obvious but there are many subtle variations. People will do this to you because they understand instinctively that most people don't know how to face injustice without either cowering or becoming compromised by it and doing injustice themselves. If you can look their foolishness dead in the eye without doing either of those, it backfires on them and their desperation to control and get under your skin, which started out subtle, starts to come out into the open as they try harder. You can't fake this either; wanting to be upset with them and deciding not to act it out will not cut it. If you can do this, it will greatly enhance your effectiveness because you will avoid most of the traps that can rob you of it. Just don't fall into the trap of trying to do it for that reason because only a pure motive will give you what it takes to never get upset.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
    6. Re:Stereotypes by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      there is almost nothing I know of that is more powerful than a pure motive. That's simply doing a thing for the sake of seeing it done and for absolutely no other reason, and enjoying it. This completely frees you of any concern for the outcome which greatly increases your effectiveness by removing any ulterior motives (usually control-based or the need to feel right). It also makes you undeterred by unexpected difficulties. For what the unsolicited advice of this stranger is worth, I'd recommend debating your family members in this spirit and seeing for yourself how powerful it is. If you do see that, know that it's not at all limited to debates and can be applied to anything.

      I think your advice is very useful to someone interested in improving their ability to debate anything. But can you explain this part a little further? I can't tell if you're suggesting that the motive "I want this to happen, not just for me to be right all the time" is useful, or if "I want this to happen but have no principled reason why I do" is useful.

      Because I think the first is insightful and I agree, but the second seems destructive and like a roll of the dice. If you could explain, that would help.

    7. Re:Stereotypes by causality · · Score: 1

      there is almost nothing I know of that is more powerful than a pure motive. That's simply doing a thing for the sake of seeing it done and for absolutely no other reason, and enjoying it. This completely frees you of any concern for the outcome which greatly increases your effectiveness by removing any ulterior motives (usually control-based or the need to feel right). It also makes you undeterred by unexpected difficulties. For what the unsolicited advice of this stranger is worth, I'd recommend debating your family members in this spirit and seeing for yourself how powerful it is. If you do see that, know that it's not at all limited to debates and can be applied to anything.

      I think your advice is very useful to someone interested in improving their ability to debate anything. But can you explain this part a little further? I can't tell if you're suggesting that the motive "I want this to happen, not just for me to be right all the time" is useful, or if "I want this to happen but have no principled reason why I do" is useful.

      Because I think the first is insightful and I agree, but the second seems destructive and like a roll of the dice. If you could explain, that would help.

      It's a childishly simple thing to understand and an incredibly tough thing to try to explain. In fact, I think that getting caught up in explanations is why it took me as long as it did to understand this. That can really catch you off-guard, too, because we always think of explanations as devices that simplify but this is not always the case. There are things far beyond the mundane logical level of what the intellect alone can grasp. So, I will try but I may not do a very good job. You may need to overlook a repetitive explanation to see what I am describing. This is not a thing that's so complex that most people are not capable of grasping it. It is a thing which is so incredibly simple that most people constantly overlook it.

      The applicability to constructive debate is only a very tiny part of this. If you really do find what I'm talking about, it will completely blow away your ideas of what you thought was possible. You'll feel amazed that you were doing everything the hard way. It is nothing less than life becoming simple and easy and intuitive and free of needless conflict (and even when there must be "conflict", you yourself have none internally) and all it will cost you is this idea that "you yourself" can do much of anything except become frustrated when you try to exert your will. This is equally true no matter how great or how small your achievements are, for in both cases you will always know what to do and it will be exactly what was needed and no more. This is a spiritual matter and no guidelines or lists of "dos and dont's" are going to get you there.

      So, the best way I can clarify is to say: do a thing for the pure joy of doing it. Let the mere participation in it be your privilege. Be truly grateful that you can do what you do and enjoy doing it so thoroughly that you do not care about a particular outcome. When dealing with other people, the outcome is often beyond your control; knowing that you did what was right and said what was true is entirely within your control and knowing that should be enough, no matter what they do. To do that, you must first find real joy, understand for yourself why it does not depend on circumstance, and then let the things that you say and do be an expression of it. The idea of trying to control circumstances in the hopes that you can engineer them to produce real joy is an abomination that is better known as egotism. What I describe here is more of an act of letting go.

      Another way to say that is to do what you know is right because you love what is right and not because it accomplishes some goal of yours (in fact, it may be counterproductive to your goals if your goals involve controlling others). To give a concrete example, it's the difference between wanting t

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    8. Re:Stereotypes by causality · · Score: 1

      You may also find this post helpful, for this was inspired work and not the product of any sort of deductive process.

      The entire thread contains yet more information. Please pay particular attention to the objections raised by users plasmacutter and Creepy Crawler.

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      It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein
  27. You are not a Weblog. by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    Because you are now a pile of smoking computer parts.

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    There is a war going on for your mind.
  28. False charges by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Keeping your nose clean doesn't always work. If they have enough suspicions the police (or the RIAA, whatever) will do their best to nail you to the ground, which includes all the above.

    As you mentioned: "the old lady who had probably never even listened to an mp3 in her life could probably attest to the pain"

    Innocence is no defense against having your life ruined by invasive investigation, reputation-destroying accusation, and many other such things.

  29. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no measuring stick with "shadow of doubt" in our legal system, afaik. It's "beyond reasonable doubt", which is the amount of "Hrmm...." that would cause a reasonable person to suspect it might not be true.

    You are correct, your metric is so much more measurable.

  30. Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough... by CBob · · Score: 0

    To fall for whatever they're told to.

    There was a murder conviction here last week, with...

    No witnesses
    No body
    No physical evidence

    Remember kids, this is Jersey, the Wiretap State.

    It works for civil law too.

  31. Collect information by phorm · · Score: 1

    A lesson on how police can opt to legally collect information regarding a case

    Seems to me it's more that the collection of such information can be fairly invasive/damaging in itself.

  32. lawyers are the same as computer programmers by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    they both work in a complex technical language

    a programmer worth his salt knows most of the important classes and functions and syntax in a given language needed to get a programming task done, whether serving webpages or making an operating system run. a lawyer does exactly the same thing: he knows certain important case points, the usual range of legal maneuvers in case law, and the prevailing legal opinions, and he applies them to the given legal task at hand, whether criminal or civil

    an ASP.NET C# programmer wouldn't jump in and start telling a C++ device driver how to do his work. with the same sort of humility in mind, techies really should learn a little more about the law before shooting their mouths off

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    1. Re:lawyers are the same as computer programmers by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      they both work in a complex technical language

      The difference is that lawyers are still 'programming' in 'Prolog'. AFAICT the legal system works by the police saying here's a bunch of facts and then the prosecutor saying:

      ?- criminal(you)
      No

      Then they add whatever random irrelevant facts like "on main street" or "in a horseless carriage" or "with the candlestick" until

      ?- criminal(you)
      Yes

      Seriously. Get a real language, lawyers.

    2. Re:lawyers are the same as computer programmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, it's equally disturbing that a society built up to follow these arbitrary rules, need further rule advisers to even follow them without crossing a line (and even then, that doesn't work perfectly).

      I'd say that people have every right to complain, and question, the whole process. Frankly, your analogy sucks. If the law is built to be complex, it's only done so on purpose, so that the common person cannot reasonably defend themselves from an oppressive system.

    3. Re:lawyers are the same as computer programmers by xdroop · · Score: 1

      An ASP.NET C# programmer wouldn't jump in and start telling a C++ device driver how to do his work.

      You must be new here!

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      you should read everything on the internet as if it had "but I'm probably talking out of my ass" appended to it.
    4. Re:lawyers are the same as computer programmers by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      with the same sort of humility in mind...

      This advice is really rich coming from you, cts, considering...

  33. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    What case was that? I suspect there's more to it than you're presenting here. Hans Reiser was convicted with no body, and everyone here was shrieking about how stupid the jury was. Then Hans led the police to the body.

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  34. Well, at least if you are not a lawyer . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . you won't be among the first against the wall when The Revolution comes.

    Hard skills, like hacking Perl scripts to keep The Leader supplied with porn, will trump soft skills, like litigating about microwaving poodles.

    Beware . . . it IS coming . . .

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    1. Re:Well, at least if you are not a lawyer . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and it won't be televised...

    2. Re:Well, at least if you are not a lawyer . . . by maxume · · Score: 1

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  35. Yes I am! by Ryan+Monster · · Score: 1

    Yes I am a lawyer. The Venn Diagram of techies and lawyers has at least *some* intersection.

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  36. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And also thank you for the imagery of "techies" being bumbling buffoons aping Perry Mason in their dreams.

    He must read slashdot comments, because it looks like that to me, too, and I'm a nerd as well. You just have to chuckle at some of the stupid things that are said here, and I have to admit to being stupid sometimes too.

    Perhaps my father was on to something when he tried to teach me that for all lawyers that exist none of them have any interest other than money and sucking the blood out of other people.

    I'm afraid your father was wrong. Yes, there are bloodsuckers, but not all. When you need a lawyer, one will save you money. If you're getting divorced or forced into bankrupcy you NEED a lawyer.

    When someone rear-ends your car and you have to go to the hospital, his insurance company is going to pay your medical bills and try to avoid even that. A lawyer will collect 3x the medical bills for "pain and suffering"; that's the law and it's your right. The insurance company will do whatever it can to avoid their responsibility. The doctor gets a third, the lawyer gets a third (half if it has to go to court) and you get a third (unless it goes to court).

    If you get appendicitis are you going to read a few books and try to take out your own appendix?

    I'm not a lawyer, but I've been divorced and then bankrupted. I NEEDED lawyers both times, and the money I spent was an investment. When you need a doctor you need a doctor. When you need a lawyer you need a lawyer.

  37. Site's down, article text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted as AC so as not to karma whore:

    Being Acquitted Versus Being Searched (YANAL)
    By Paul Ohm - Posted on February 9th, 2009 at 6:45 am

    With this post, I'm launching a new, (very) occasional series I'm calling YANAL, for "You Are Not A Lawyer." In this series, I will try to disabuse computer scientists and other technically minded people of some commonly held misconceptions about the law (and the legal system).

    I start with something from criminal law. As you probably already know, in the American criminal law system, as in most others, a jury must find a defendant guilty "beyond a reasonable doubt" to convict. "Beyond a reasonable doubt" is a famously high standard, and many guilty people are free today only because the evidence against them does not meet this standard.

    When techies think about criminal law, and in particular crimes committed online, they tend to fixate on this legal standard, dreaming up ways people can use technology to inject doubt into the evidence to avoid being convicted. I can't count how many conversations I have had with techies about things like the "open wireless access point defense," the "trojaned computer defense," the "NAT-ted firewall defense," and the "dynamic IP address defense." Many people have talked excitedly to me about tools like TrackMeNot or more exotic methods which promise, at least in part, to inject jail-springing reasonable doubt onto a hard drive or into a network.

    People who place stock in these theories and tools are neglecting an important drawback. There are another set of legal standards--the legal standards governing search and seizure--you should worry about long before you ever get to "beyond a reasonable doubt". Omitting a lot of detail, the police, even without going to a judge first, can obtain your name, address, and credit card number from your ISP if they can show the information is relevant to a criminal investigation. They can obtain transaction logs (think apache or sendmail logs) after convincing a judge the evidence is "relevant and material to an ongoing criminal investigation." If they have probable cause--another famous, but often misunderstood standard--they can read all of your stored email, rifle through your bedroom dresser drawers, and image your hard drive. If they jump through a few other hoops, they can wiretap your telephone. Some of these standards aren't easy to meet, but all of them are well below the "beyond a reasonable doubt" standard for guilt.

    So by the time you've had your Perry Mason moment in front of the jurors, somehow convincing them that the fact that you don't enable WiFi authentication means your neighbor could've sent the death threat, your life will have been turned upside down in many ways: The police will have searched your home and seized all of your computers. They will have examined all of the files on your hard drives and read all of the messages in your inboxes. (And if you have a shred of kiddie porn stored anywhere, the alleged death threat will be the least of your worries. I know, I know, the virus on your computer raises doubt that the kiddie porn is yours!) They will have arrested you and possibly incarcerated you pending trial. Guys with guns will have interviewed you and many of your friends, co-workers, and neighbors.

    In addition, you will have been assigned an overworked public defender who has no time for far-fetched technological defenses and prefers you take a plea bargain, or you will have paid thousands of dollars to a private attorney who knows less than the public defender about technology, but who is "excited to learn" on your dime. Maybe, maybe, maybe after all of this, your lawyer convinces the judge or the jury. You're free! Congratulations?

    The police and prosecutors run into many legal standards, many of which are much easier to satisfy than "beyond a reasonable doubt" and most of which are met long before they see an access point or notice a virus infection. By meeting any of these standards, they can seriously disrupt your life, even if they never end up putting you away.

  38. I'm not? by iamangry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, yeah, I guess I forgot I wasn't a lawyer. I'm glad I have /. to keep track of these sorts of things for me. Thanks ./ !

  39. How about a series to help lawyers understand by jackspenn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I will try to disabuse computer scientists and other technically minded people of some commonly held misconceptions about the law (and the legal system).

    What about writing a series to explain to lawyers they are not technical. How many times do lawyers misunderstand technology? Furthermore, I would argue it is the fault of lawyers that common folks cannot represent or understand the legal system. Doesn't it make sense to write laws the majority of common people can understand? A better use of time would be a series for lawyers that explains why the importance of spending the time and energy to draft clean and clear laws.

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    1. Re:How about a series to help lawyers understand by BB128 · · Score: 1

      I agree. If I wrote code as murky and hard to follow as our legal codes, I'd be fired in a heartbeat.

    2. Re:How about a series to help lawyers understand by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, you're making it sound like a halfway decent lawyer couldn't write a firewall GUI in Visual Basic to trace an IP. Can't they all do that?

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  40. What case was that? by sirwired · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty curious about that too...

    No eyewitnesses is pretty standard. (I am assuming that is what you meant, since every trial has some witnesses.)
    No body is certainly no impediment for a murder conviction. If a murder conviction absolutely required a body, it would make it nearly impossible to convict any criminal with an IQ above 50. Disposing of a body isn't that tough.

    However, convicting somebody with no evidence would be pretty bad.

    SirWired

    1. Re:What case was that? by CBob · · Score: 1
  41. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit on your blanket statement about lawyers there.

    What about techies who later become lawyers? I worked in IT for about 5 years while getting my CS degree. Programmed for a few years then decided to go to law school.

    I originally went due to youthful dreams of fighting the man (RIAA) and while the real world has hardened me a bit (re 100k+ in student loans) I still would love to do it once I am financially stable.

  42. Hans Reiser by jjohnson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reiser is an excellent example of someone who should have had this explained to them. He thought he could get up on the stand and wave away a mountain of circumstantial evidence with implausible arguments that created (un)reasonable doubts.

    "I removed the passenger seat so I could sleep in my car, not because it was covered in my wife's blood."

    "But Mr. Reiser, after removing the seat, there's still a metal bar three inches off the floor that crosses the space. Are you telling us that you slept on that?"

    "... Yes. Yes, I am."

    "In a pool of water an inch deep?"

    "I didn't say it was comfortable."

    "Why was there water in the car?"

    "I hosed out the interior."

    "Why?"

    "It was dirty after removing the passenger seat so I could sleep there."

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  43. I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by zerofoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, i'll bite.

    I'm not a lawyer, I'm a computer scientist, but you can be damn sure that I'm going to give MY lawyer all the ammunition I can to defend me.

    I'm going to have logs that "prove" I didn't do the crime.

    I'm going to have "forensics" that "prove" my computers did not have the offending data in question.

    I'm going to have hidden encrypted volumes 12-ways to Sunday - good luck getting to those without the NSA's help, or after my attorney tells me not to incriminate myself.

    What most of my friends, who are attorneys, tell me is that law-enforcement is generally incompetent when it comes to investigating a case. Collecting evidence in a LEGAL manner is a complex and difficult process. These guys that barely made it out of the academy aren't lawyers and they will fuck it up. A good attorney will find a way to make the prosecution's evidence inadmissible.

    Unfortunately, law is a complex thing. Gone are the days when the common man could defend himself. Today it's fight fire with fire.

    -ted

    1. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by taustin · · Score: 1

      What most of my friends, who are attorneys,

      Over 50% of your friends are lawyers?

      A good attorney will find a way to make the prosecution's evidence inadmissible.

      And yet, conviction rates at trial are very, very high in most courts.

      I'm sure that being convinced it was all a big conspiracy will be a great comfort to you while you serve your sentence.

    2. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Note he didn't say either that most of his friends were good attorneys, nor that most attorneys were good. I'd suspect most attorneys that end up in a criminal trial to begin with are public defenders, and are trained about as well as the police are.

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    3. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by taustin · · Score: 1

      But you - and he - assume that prosecutors are 1) better trained, and better attorneys, and 2) criminally dishonest.

      Assistant DAs are about as well paid as public defenders, and about as likely to be driven by a crusader complex. In short, there's no reason to believe they're any better than the PDs.

      Now adjust your tin foil hat, son.

    4. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Yes, because four years of college and three years of law school are EXACTLY the same as 12 weeks of police academy.

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    5. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Your state only requires 12 weeks of police academy? You must be in Washington. In Oregon, to be certified, you need a Bachelor's in Criminal Science from Western Oregon University.

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    6. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I'm going off my experience with an acquaintance who went to Rio Hondo Police Academy in California. All you need prior to attending is a high school diploma or GED. Though I had the time reversed, it's actually 21 weeks, not 12. But still far short of seven years of college.

      Source: http://www.riohondo.edu/LEO/Police%20Academy%20Title%20page.htm

      Rio Hondo graduates go on to law enforcement careers throughout California. I live in Texas now, and have no idea what the requirements here are.

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    7. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Maybe for a STATE policeman, but roun' here in PA, the local cops need 30 credits to have a gun, then they can have their $9.50/hr job.

      Local cops patrol my student housing development, and I guarantee you that each and every one of the second and third shifters are absolute dimwits. Obese absolute dimwits, at that.

    8. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by Americano · · Score: 1
      The Oregon State Police beg to differ. The entire text of their "minimum qualifications" to serve as an Oregon State Trooper:
      • United States Citizen.
      • Possess a high school diploma or equivalent.
      • Twenty-one years of age or older upon appointment.
      • Possess and maintain a valid license to operate a motor vehicle.
      • Applicants must be in good health and good moral character.
      • Meet all applicable medical and physical requirements.

      Can you point to the bullet that requires a BS, Criminal Science from Western Oregon University?

      Maybe you'd like to amend your statement to indicate - as the Oregon State Police do - that becoming an OSP trooper requires 4 weeks (186 hours) of OSP-specific training prior to the 16-week Basic Police course?

      But yes, I can see where you'd confuse 20 weeks of police academy with a 4-year Bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice, or a 4-year Bachelor's degree followed by 3 or more years of legal training required to earn a JD and LLM. It's pretty much the same.

    9. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Well, everything is supposed to be bigger in Texas.

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    10. Re:I am not a lawyer, but my lawyer is. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      These guys that barely made it out of the academy aren't lawyers and they will fuck it up. A good attorney will find a way to make the prosecution's evidence inadmissible.

      Eh. I could definitely see a fresh-from-the-academy cop bungling up the evidence gathering, but cops get experience just like everybody else. After they get a few of their cases tossed, they'll learn.

      Even with a good attorney, you have one more thing to contend with. Prosecutors tend to pile on 10 different charges with gargantuan maximum penalties for even the smallest of crimes. If you are facing 50 years in prison, but the prosecution is offering you a plea deal that gets you out in 2 months... does it really matter if you were guilty or innocent?

      Most sane people would take the 2 months, and the prosecutor gets his conviction.

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  44. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, he concluded that the article writer is an idiot because the writer made stupid assumptions.

  45. Biggest part I got out of it was by Kjella · · Score: 1

    "You can really, really screw someone over by framing them with something illegal, even if the fabrications fall apart long before the standard of reasonable doubt." Isn't that pretty much what he's saying?

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  46. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I mean, hell, you just did something similar here. You assumed that the article writer must be an idiot because, well, you said so.

    Uhhh, where the hell did I say that? Technically, I thanked him!

  47. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jambarama · · Score: 1
    I'd call that the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

    Kruger and Dunning examined self-assessment of logical reasoning skills, grammatical skills, and humor. After being shown their test scores, the subjects were again asked to estimate their own rank, whereupon the competent group accurately estimated their rank, while the incompetent group still overestimated their own rank.

    Across four studies, the authors found that participants scoring in the bottom quartile on tests of humor, grammar, and logic grossly overestimated their test performance and ability. Although test scores put them in the 12th percentile, they estimated themselves to be in the 62nd.

  48. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    the amount of "Hrmm...." that would cause a reasonable person to suspect it might not be true.

    The problem is, often the "reasonable people" in the Jury don't have enough imagination. Sometimes, they go on gut feeling -- it's an "I don't like this guy, I think he did it," rather than a "Well, the evidence actually seems to support that this guy did it."

    If it's a single IP address in a log which might've been photoshopped, I don't think that should be admissible. If it's that, plus logs from the ISP, plus an eyewitness account, then it's starting to get into the realm of, either they did it, or there's a massive conspiracy to frame them.

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  49. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A whole lot of "techies" (yourself included, apparently) are arrogant assholes who think they've got a lock on "how things work" more than anyone else... I think that's what he was driving at.

    Honestly, I think you proved his point for him.

  50. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not put an actual number to it? Say, given a piece of evidence, 9 out of 10 suspects with that evidence against them would be guilty. That would be a 10% doubt. Now take 10 such pieces of evidence, run the math an you get 99/100 suspects would be guilty. So that brings the total down to a 1% doubt. The question is, at what percentage does "reasonable doubt" kick in?

  51. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by snaz555 · · Score: 1

    There's no measuring stick with "shadow of doubt" in our legal system, afaik. It's "beyond reasonable doubt", which is the amount of "Hrmm...." that would cause a reasonable person to suspect it might not be true.

    It's also important to recognize that "reasonable doubt" is not a mathematical certainty. So even if a screenshot could theoretically have been photoshopped in a conspirary with ISPs to manufacture logs, the fact that none of them have a motive to do so means it's presumed they didn't. Unless demonstrated otherwise.

    And yes, innocent people do get convicted. But not usually from manufactured technical evidence and complex conspiracies involving legions, but from either planted evidence or flakey eye witnesses. The latter can simply be a person who saw you shortly after a crime and is so convinced you're guilty that they'll say they actually saw you commit it. This is enough to convict you if you have a prior record or otherwise automatically suspect to begin with.

  52. Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    If this happened to me, I'd patiently wait until my trial was over. And if ironclad proof wasn't presented at the trial that there was NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there, I wouldn't shut up until the Supreme Court had heard the case. I'd also make damned sure that every newspaper in the jurisdiction knew everything about the case, and would work to make sure every public official involved was either investigated themselves or voted out at the next election. And I'd want enough money to be set up for life from the jurisdiction that was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants when there was still reasonable doubt as to innocence. There would be no secrets, no way for the public officials to hide. Because I've already made damned sure that I have nothing to hide.
     
    In other words, in my defense, these "excuses" would be nothing more than simple truth, and I'd make sure every official involved would pay in some way very personal to them.

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    1. Re:Absent ironclad proof by gnick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't shut up until the Supreme Court had heard the case.

      Best of luck. There are a great many people that would love to get in front of the Supreme Court. Something tells me that your "There is no password on my WAP - Anybody could have downloaded that. I just didn't bring it up during trial to make a point." defense, although perfectly valid, will be your last words if you really keep repeating it until either getting through to the Supreme Court or dying of old age.

      And I'd want enough money to be set up for life from the jurisdiction that was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants when there was still reasonable doubt as to innocence.

      Good luck with that too. It's up to the jury to decide whether or not there's "reasonable doubt as to [your] innocence". Are you suggesting that we re-work our system so that the police can only collect evidence after conviction?

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    2. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. Of course you would, faggot.

    3. Re:Absent ironclad proof by msslc3 · · Score: 1

      I am a lawyer, although I generally don't handle criminal cases. This is not legal advice. You should only rely on the advice of an attorney you have retained and who has a duty to investigate the facts and law that apply to your situation.

      Every criminal defense attorney will argue there is a reasonable doubt. The prisons are full of people who used this argument unsuccessfully. The most common reasons an appellate court will reverse a conviction are if there is provable jury misconduct (very rare), if the judge's instructions to the jury misinterprets the law and that likely changed the outcome, or if there is no possible way the jury could reasonably believe the evidence supports a guilty verdict.

      What I learned in law school 40 years ago is that "reasonable doubt" is far from the same thing as "ironclad evidence." In theory, a jury should acquit if the evidence leaves them with a doubt based on a reason. But if the police officer testifies that you were doing 80 mph and you testify you were just doing 65, the jury can believe the police officer and convict you. A conflict in the evidence does not mean there is reasonable doubt if the jury decides the police officer is more believable than you are. They can legally discount your testimony completely.

      OTOH, if you can have the radar gun tested and it over-registers by 15 mph, that could be a different story. In fact, a good judge will not let the police officer's testimony be admitted if that is the case unless the evidence shows the radar gun registered 95 mph, which means you were really doing 80.

      The big deal lately is that many forensic labs have been shown deficient in their procedures in handling and testing evidence. The kind of scientific study needed to show this is far beyond the resources of almost any criminal defendant. I'm not sure if any convictions have actually be reversed yet because of this finding.

    4. Re:Absent ironclad proof by msslc3 · · Score: 1
      >>>"There is no password on my WAP - Anybody could have downloaded that. I just didn't bring it up during trial to make a point."

      An appellate court will NOT consider evidence not presented in the trial court. In most cases, an appellate court will not consider legal arguments not made in the trial court (but there are some exceptions). If you didn't bring it up during trial, an appeal doesn't stand much chance.

      This is not legal advice. See my other post in this tread for the full disclaimer.

    5. Re:Absent ironclad proof by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      You are joking, right? because "ironclad proof" and "NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there" are not "reasonable doubt. If you don't like it, that's ok, but good luck overturning a nearly thousand year old system of common and criminal law.

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    6. Re:Absent ironclad proof by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      And I'd want enough money to be set up for life from the jurisdiction that was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants when there was still reasonable doubt as to innocence.

      Search warrants and reasonable doubt have nothing to do with one another. A search warrant is granted when there's reason to believe that the searchers will find evidence that can be used at a trial, at which time reasonable doubt becomes relevant.

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    7. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Best of luck. There are a great many people that would love to get in front of the Supreme Court. Something tells me that your "There is no password on my WAP - Anybody could have downloaded that. I just didn't bring it up during trial to make a point." defense, although perfectly valid, will be your last words if you really keep repeating it until either getting through to the Supreme Court or dying of old age.
       
      No, that wouldn't be what I was repeating. What I'd be repeating until getting through to the Supreme Court or dying of old age is "I won the criminal case, and the Jurisdiction was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants with a presumption of innocence".
       
        Good luck with that too. It's up to the jury to decide whether or not there's "reasonable doubt as to [your] innocence".
       
      I'm talking about a civil lawsuit *after* a jury has already decided on innocence. Got to bide your time first for a couple of years, but the payday can be worth it.
       
        Are you suggesting that we re-work our system so that the police can only collect evidence after conviction?

      No, I'm saying that innocent people wrongly accused by stupid police processes deserve to sue the government out of existence *after* prosecution.

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    8. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Bring up *everything* for your defense during trial- and before trial make sure the papers have your side of the story as well.

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    9. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      If I was actually homosexual instead of a raving heterosexual sex-is-only-for-procreation advocate, that would make more sense.
       
      I did the same thing in my recent bruhaha with the Oregon Department of Transportation- and actually got 4 months back salary out of them when the case was settled.

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    10. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you'd do like every other loudmouth forum whiner would do. You'd shut the fuck up, listen to your public defender, then take what you get.

      Thanks for providing a perfect example of the type of person this guy is writing to.

    11. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun getting sodomized.

    12. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Every criminal defense attorney will argue there is a reasonable doubt. The prisons are full of people who used this argument unsuccessfully. The most common reasons an appellate court will reverse a conviction are if there is provable jury misconduct (very rare), if the judge's instructions to the jury misinterprets the law and that likely changed the outcome, or if there is no possible way the jury could reasonably believe the evidence supports a guilty verdict.
       
      I think you misunderstand my position. If the Jury reasonably believes the evidence supports a guilty verdict, then I would have no case for the appeal. Only if I won, would I then proceed to file several civil lawsuits against the officers involved.
       
        What I learned in law school 40 years ago is that "reasonable doubt" is far from the same thing as "ironclad evidence." In theory, a jury should acquit if the evidence leaves them with a doubt based on a reason. But if the police officer testifies that you were doing 80 mph and you testify you were just doing 65, the jury can believe the police officer and convict you. A conflict in the evidence does not mean there is reasonable doubt if the jury decides the police officer is more believable than you are. They can legally discount your testimony completely.
       
      Very true.
       
        OTOH, if you can have the radar gun tested and it over-registers by 15 mph, that could be a different story. In fact, a good judge will not let the police officer's testimony be admitted if that is the case unless the evidence shows the radar gun registered 95 mph, which means you were really doing 80
       
      Also true. The only way you'd have a case is if you pulled out your OBDII palmtop and recorded the last few minute's speed as being only 65.
       
        The big deal lately is that many forensic labs have been shown deficient in their procedures in handling and testing evidence. The kind of scientific study needed to show this is far beyond the resources of almost any criminal defendant. I'm not sure if any convictions have actually be reversed yet because of this finding.
       
      I very much doubt what I originally wrote would be possible if there had been a conviction. Only in the case of a complete aquittal.

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    13. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      You are joking, right? because "ironclad proof" and "NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there" are not "reasonable doubt. If you don't like it, that's ok, but good luck overturning a nearly thousand year old system of common and criminal law.
       
      Who said anything about overturning it? I'm counting on using acquital in a criminal case in civil court and the court of public opinion to take revenge. That actually *requires* the thousand year old system of common and criminal law to be in place, as well as a right to freedom of the press.

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    14. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Search warrants and reasonable doubt have nothing to do with one another. A search warrant is granted when there's reason to believe that the searchers will find evidence that can be used at a trial, at which time reasonable doubt becomes relevant.
       
      And if reasonable doubt was relevant enough for a "Not Guilty" verdict, the first thing I'd do upon becoming free is turn around and file 4th Amendment lawsuits against the court and officers involved. I'm not saying it would prevent it- but I'd look at the whole mess of them taking the time and proving me innocent as an investment in the eventual civil judgment against the corrupt officials involved.

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    15. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Not what I did when it was me vs ODOT over my job- I took the "public defender" from the union, supplemented them with an Americans with Disabilities Act lawyer, and took them for four months back pay in the end.
       
      And that was when I was feeling nice. If they had searched my house and had me arrested instead of just firing me to go on to a better job with better pay, I would have been far nastier.

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    16. Re:Absent ironclad proof by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Police don't need to overcome reasonable doubt to get a warrant, just probable cause.

      Thanks for proving that techies make horrible lawyers.

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    17. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Police don't need to overcome reasonable doubt to get a warrant, just probable cause.
       
      And if after the trial there was an acquittal, that's proof that there was no probable cause to begin with. That's the level I'm talking about. Not fighting the warrant to begin with- waiting until a jury finds me innocent and THEN suing the police for false arrest and breaking my 4th Amendment rights.

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    18. Re:Absent ironclad proof by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      proving me innocent as an investment in the eventual civil judgment against the corrupt officials involved.

      Just because you were found not guilty (not innocent) doesn't mean that you could win a civil suit for wrongful prosecution. You'd have to prove (by preponderance of evidence) that they didn't have enough grounds to take you to trial. And, if they'd gotten an indictment from a Grand Jury, you've got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning, because it's the Grand Jury's job to decide if there's enough evidence to proceed with a trial. That's on top of your unwarranted assumption that anybody who would prosecute you must be corrupt.

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    19. Re:Absent ironclad proof by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

      the Jurisdiction was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants with a presumption of innocence

      The only test for a search warrant is that there's enough evidence to justify collecting more evidence. Something fishy happening with "your" IP address certainly clears that bar: a reasonable person would conclude that the most likely explanation was that it was your computer, and therefore your computer should be searched for futher evidence.

      The police aren't supposed to wait for conclusive evidence of guilt before searching - how would that even work?

      If you want to sue the police for harassing you, it's up to you to prove that the police crossed the line, knowingly or as the result of gross negligence.

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    20. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Just because you were found not guilty (not innocent) doesn't mean that you could win a civil suit for wrongful prosecution. You'd have to prove (by preponderance of evidence) that they didn't have enough grounds to take you to trial.
       
      Yes. And since I was found innocent- I'd be naming the Grand Jury members as co-defendants in the suit.
       
        And, if they'd gotten an indictment from a Grand Jury, you've got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning, because it's the Grand Jury's job to decide if there's enough evidence to proceed with a trial.
       
      And since I was judged innocent, they failed to do their job.
       
        That's on top of your unwarranted assumption that anybody who would prosecute you must be corrupt.
       
      Only a corrupt official, Jury, and officers of the law would take an innocent man to trial. And THAT, ultimately, is the test of the system.

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    21. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The only test for a search warrant is that there's enough evidence to justify collecting more evidence. Something fishy happening with "your" IP address certainly clears that bar: a reasonable person would conclude that the most likely explanation was that it was your computer, and therefore your computer should be searched for futher evidence.
       
      And if no evidence was found, then that would be proof that the reasonable person was WRONG and therefore liable for any damages.
       
        The police aren't supposed to wait for conclusive evidence of guilt before searching - how would that even work?
       
      They have to be right, every time.
       
        If you want to sue the police for harassing you, it's up to you to prove that the police crossed the line, knowingly or as the result of gross negligence.
       
      Exactly. I'm saying that collecting evidence and then not finding any, is proof of gross negligence on the part of the police.

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    22. Re:Absent ironclad proof by murdocj · · Score: 1

      Ok... IANAL, but I'm going to give you the definition of "reasonable doubt" as it was given to me by a judge when I was on jury trial many years ago. Basically, what he said was "reasonable doubt" is NOT "no doubt". It must be a doubt that is literally "reasonable", based on reasoning about the evidence. It is NOT "there was no other possible way this could have occurred".

      If you're going to construct some complex theory about how someone could have gone to a lot of trouble to frame you, you better have evidence that supports your theory, or else it is not "reasonable", and therefore doesn't lead to "reasonable doubt".

    23. Re:Absent ironclad proof by lgw · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I'm saying that collecting evidence and then not finding any, is proof of gross negligence on the part of the police.

      You make no sense at all. If the police already have compelling evidence that you're guilty, then they don't need a search warrant, they need an arrest warrant. The reasonable test for a search is "probable cause". If the police say "based on X, he's probably guilty" and they're right more than half the time, then they have probable cause, and a search is reasonable.

      Now, of coruse, there are plenty of cases where the police have no basis for a search at all, and far less than 50% of people searched are guilty, such as drunk driving checkpoints, or profiling, or the ridiculous TSA, but this isn't one of those cases.

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    24. Re:Absent ironclad proof by genner · · Score: 1

      If this happened to me, I'd patiently wait until my trial was over. And if ironclad proof wasn't presented at the trial that there was NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there, I wouldn't shut up until the Supreme Court had heard the case. I'd also make damned sure that every newspaper in the jurisdiction knew everything about the case, and would work to make sure every public official involved was either investigated themselves or voted out at the next election. And I'd want enough money to be set up for life from the jurisdiction that was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants when there was still reasonable doubt as to innocence. There would be no secrets, no way for the public officials to hide. Because I've already made damned sure that I have nothing to hide. In other words, in my defense, these "excuses" would be nothing more than simple truth, and I'd make sure every official involved would pay in some way very personal to them.

      Guess what, no one cares enough about you to create a media frenzy, unless your already famous.

    25. Re:Absent ironclad proof by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      I don't believe the courts will agree with you. Police get warrants all the time were the evidence they are looking for is not found.

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    26. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if no evidence was found, then that would be proof that the reasonable person was WRONG and therefore liable for any damages.

      Unfortunately for you, that's not how the law currently reads. Be sure to post your story to /. when you lose the civil case. I'm sure we'll all congratulate you for being such a dumb-fuck.

      BTW, I'm sorry the world doesn't work exactly as you'd like it to. Hopefully, natural selection removes your retarded genes from the pool before you have a chance to infect a new generation with your profound retardation.

    27. Re:Absent ironclad proof by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Wow, you really don't understand the 4th amendment, do you?

      Probably cause means the cops think it's probably you've committed a crime. Then they go to a judge, who either agrees or disagrees. If the judge agrees, the cops get a warrant. Nothing in this violates your 4th amendment rights.

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    28. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Ironica · · Score: 1

      If this happened to me, I'd patiently wait until my trial was over. And if ironclad proof wasn't presented at the trial that there was NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there, I wouldn't shut up until the Supreme Court had heard the case.

      [snip]

      And I'd want enough money to be set up for life from the jurisdiction that was stupid enough to let their public officials have search warrants when there was still reasonable doubt as to innocence.

      "Ironclad proof" and "NO OTHER WAY" are not the same as "beyond a reasonable doubt." There's almost always some "other way" that something *could have* happened... in other words, it wouldn't violate the laws of physics. But it's so unlikely that it's not a reasonable doubt.

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    29. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Only a corrupt official, Jury, and officers of the law would take an innocent man to trial. And THAT, ultimately, is the test of the system.

      No? The trial is there to decide if you are guilty, and to give you a chance to defend yourself. Unless the allegations were very farfetched and there was no evidence suggesting your guilt, getting a 'Not Guilty' verdict means the system is working. If it were very common for the police to *know* for a fact and without any doubt when a person is guilty, there would be no need for trials at all, would there?

    30. Re:Absent ironclad proof by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Yes. And since I was found innocent- I'd be naming the Grand Jury members as co-defendants in the suit.

      But, as I pointed out in what you quoted, you wouldn't be; you'd be found "not guilty," which is different. No defendant is allowed to plead innocent, because in order to prove their claim, they'd have to prove that they were, in fact, innocent. In order to prove a claim of not guilty, all you have to do is disprove the claim that you're guilty, which is much easier. And, just because a jury finds you not guilty, you don't have an automatic case of false prosecution. In order to get such a judgment, you'd have to make a jury believe that the prosecutor knew you weren't guilty and took you to trial anyway.

      Only a corrupt official, Jury, and officers of the law would take an innocent man to trial.

      Add the word "knowingly," and I'd agree with you. Generally, prosecutors don't like the idea of going to court unless they honestly believe they're right.

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    31. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      And if no evidence was found, then that would be proof that the reasonable person was WRONG and therefore liable for any damages.

      go back and read TFA, then do so again, and again. more than anyone else in the thread it pertains to you.

      lack of conviction does not mean there was misconduct in issuing a warrant.

      also, if you ever get yourself into legal trouble, DO NOT REPRESENT YOURSELF

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    32. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Ironica · · Score: 1

      And if after the trial there was an acquittal, that's proof that there was no probable cause to begin with.

      No, that's simply not true. That just falls flat on its face.

      "Probable cause" means "Gosh, it looks like this very well may have happened this way." It's the most likely explanation given what little evidence they start with. Then, they get warrants, investigate, and either the evidence supports that initial explanation or it doesn't. Maybe it leads them in a different direction, or maybe it's just a dead end. But you're not convicted yet, and you still have a chance to make your case.

      Say you break up with your SO, and a week later s/he's murdered when staying late at work. A security camera saw your car leaving the parking lot about 20 minutes after the estimated time of death. That is probable cause. It's likely that you were driving your car, and being in that place at that time, given your relationship to the deceased, points in your direction.

      They gather evidence; they find that it was a NASTY breakup, they find an email you sent that said "I'll f---ing kill you if you..." and then s/he did. You don't have an alibi; you were home alone at the time. (Meanwhile, you're thinking someone's altered the tapes; you KNOW you didn't drive your car there.)

      But, just after your indictment, a friend of yours suddenly disappears. No one knows why. You hear rumors that this friend had certain feelings towards you. Someone closer to them than you finally mentions that s/he was SO pissed at how your ex treated you, s/he threatened to... you know. At the same time, you'd been oblivious to this person's offers to be your "shoulder to cry on," and they were getting pretty upset with YOU, too.

      Did I mention that this friend had the valet key to your car? You'd forgotten about it; they borrowed your car while you were on a business trip. You live in the same building with a shared parking garage.

      Yes, you were framed. But there WAS probable cause.

      (Hm, maybe I should write up a script... call it "Presumed Not Guilty"... I wonder if Shia Labeauf would star in it...)

      Good luck suing them for false imprisonment. They were TRYING to do their job right. And that's the ultimate bar: were they just trying to lock up someone, ANYONE, against their own policies for evidence-gathering and charging with crimes? Or did they really have reason to think that it must have been you, until you turn up evidence otherwise?

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    33. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only a corrupt official, Jury, and officers of the law would take an innocent man to trial. And THAT, ultimately, is the test of the system.

      That is far from correct. Consider somebody who was framed for burglary, by a third party, and in such a way that all evidence that could reasonably be found (without spending years) points to him, and there is lots of such evidence. Since it would be absurd to spend years investigating a simple burglary, evidence of the framing is not found. At that point the innocent man could be brought to trial.

      Consider the case of a missing person, presumed murdered, but no body was ever found. The police find an overwhelming amount of real (not planted, or forged) evidence that links one person to the crime. Now the only way to ensure that an inncocent person is not being tired is to find the body, or to have the person confesses with a proper confession[1]. Otherwise it is entirely possible that missing person could still show up, alive and unharmed. Are you really claiming that in the absence of a body, or a propper confession, a murder trial should never be held, regardless of the quantity and quality of other evidence? Keep in mind that "murder victims" have been known to be found alive during or after a trial, even when there was indisputably enough other evidence to remove any reasonable doubt.

      [1]: A proper confession being one that includes details matching evidence the police have (or can find given the confession) that the suspect could not have known unless he was guilty (perhaps not of the crime in question, but at least of being an accomplice).

    34. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      I have two questions, Marxist Hacker 42: Have you ever mis-judged someone, and influenced others accordingly? Have you ever failed at any task despite striving to the best of your ability?

    35. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      Police don't need to overcome reasonable doubt to get a warrant, just probable cause.

      And if after the trial there was an acquittal, that's proof that there was no probable cause to begin with.

      Ah, I see where your problem is. You don't understand the difference between "probable cause" and "reasonable doubt". These are very different concepts. You are declared guilty or not based on whether they can get the jury to believe beyond "reasonable doubt" that you committed the crime, but they only need "probable cause" to obtain a search warrant. If we put it into numbers, say 50% is needed to justify probable cause but 90% is needed to satisfy beyond reasonable doubt. What you are saying is that since 75% is not greater than 90%, it is therefore not greater than 50%, and if you are a "techie" then you would know that is absurd.

      As an example, I woke up this morning late because my alarm clock didn't go off. I set it every night and sometimes I forget to set the AM/PM thing correctly so at first I assumed that was the reason (probably cause). That warranted me looking into it. I noticed all around my house all the clocks flashing 12:00 and my computer was turned off. What really happened was the power went out some time during the night. See, I couldn't prove "beyond reasonable doubt" that my alarm clock didn't go off because of the AM/PM thing, but I did have probable cause to believe that I screwed that up.

      In the same way, police while looking into a crime see your IP address, they now have "probable cause" to look further into it. However, while presenting the evidence they then find to a jury, that jury decides that there is some reasonable doubt as to your guilt, and so they declare you not guilty. See, no vitriol, no corruption, no need to bring in SCotUS. If there was corruption in your case, I'm sorry, I hope you get it fixed, but the situation you presented didn't state that assumption.

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    36. Re:Absent ironclad proof by kscguru · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but good grief what an idiot.

      I think you misunderstand my position. If the Jury reasonably believes the evidence supports a guilty verdict, then I would have no case for the appeal. Only if I won, would I then proceed to file several civil lawsuits against the officers involved.

      You seem to be under the assumption that you can sue yourself back to the position you were at before all this happens. Nope.

      When you get yourself dragged into court on that speeding ticket, it's not Bob the Policeman against you, it's the City of Whatever - a sovereign government. You don't get to sue the individual - an individual acting with government authority is protected by that authority, you have to go sue the government.

      The funny thing about suing the government is, you can only sue the government for reasons the government permits you to sue it. The government has made no law permitting you to sue for being wrongly accused. (The poor bastards in Guantanamo can and have sued the government for not obeying its own laws about habeus corpus, but were they charged with any crime at all, Guantanamo would be legal). The government doesn't have to apologize for charging an innocent man with a crime, the government doesn't have to admit it was wrong, and the government doesn't owe you a single cent for your time during that whole (hypothetical) trial you somehow managed to win.

      If you feel that the government should owe you something if the government loses in court, please find a politician who feels that way and vote for him.

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    37. Re:Absent ironclad proof by crenshawsgc · · Score: 1

      "Exactly. I'm saying that collecting evidence and then not finding any, is proof of gross negligence on the part of the police." Have you ever heard of the 'law' of unintended consequences? Let's see, go looking for evidence, if you don't find any you are punished for gross negligence. What unintended consequence could that rule cause?

    38. Re:Absent ironclad proof by maxume · · Score: 1

      You can yell as loud and as long as you want, there is still essentially no chance that you will succeed in changing the definition of probable cause.

      Somewhat ironically, that's *what the article is about*, that probable cause is a much weaker standard than reasonable doubt, and so you can't necessarily think only in terms of reasonable doubt/trial when you are considering legal consequences. Sure, you might interpret the Constitution differently, but about 75% of the point of the article is how little that matters.

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    39. Re:Absent ironclad proof by rjfan · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you are exactly the reason this topic author is writing on this subject. You have no clue how the law works, yet blather on about what you'd do if you faced investigory circumstances. As one of the others said.... good luck.

    40. Re:Absent ironclad proof by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      Well done on a successful troll, look at all the responses. I was about to respond myself until I hit this post which pretty much gives up the game. I thing of beauty to take the point of the article to this extreme of caricature and still have people responding to it as a sincere argument... I love that last line: "Exactly. I'm saying that collecting evidence and then not finding any, is proof of gross negligence on the part of the police."... awesome.

    41. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      At least somebody figured out the troll- I was beginning to think that the majority of people responding couldn't read. I also hit my 50 posts limit responding, so I stopped.

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    42. Re:Absent ironclad proof by moortak · · Score: 1

      No, a trial is where they determine innocence of guilt with the assumption of innocence. An officer of the law only needs reasonable suspicion. A judge granting a warrant only has to believe that legally valid evidence is present. A grand jury only has to say this evidence could mean he did it. Only at the trial phase is guilt the question at hand. I am not a lawyer, but i play one on slashdot.

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    43. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      And if ironclad proof wasn't presented at the trial that there was NO OTHER WAY than the crime for the evidence being there, I wouldn't shut up until the

      A lot of people mistake "proof beyond reasonable doubt" to mean "proof beyond all doubt".

      I think you might be one of those people making that mistake.

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    44. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      And if no evidence was found, then that would be proof that the reasonable person was WRONG and therefore liable for any damages.

      What you are describing is how you wish the world worked, as opposed to how the world really works.

      Search warrants are issued in this country based on "probable cause". This is enshrined in the US Constitution. Probable cause is established when there is evidence such that a reasonable person would believe that evidence of a crime or contraband would be discovered in that search.

      If an investigator traces criminal activity to an IP address, there is definitely probable cause to get a search warrant (first to reveal the identity of the user of that IP address at the time the evidence was collected, as well as for the subsequent search of the computer equipment where that IP address was assigned).

      I'm sorry, but you can't collect damages that result from a lawfully-issued search warrant.

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    45. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      No, actually, that's the point of this troll.

      If I was guilty, I'd plea bargain. But if I'm innocent- and all the evidence against me is circumstantial and can be explained in other ways- then I've got more than "proof beyond reasonable doubt", I've got "proof beyond all doubt". And at that point, they wouldn't be able to shut me up without paying me enough to live on the rest of my life.

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    46. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Best of luck.

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    47. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      What you are describing is how you wish the world worked, as opposed to how the world really works
       
      Uh, YES- that would be the reason for the fun of a test case and the media blitz, to change how the world works.
       
        Search warrants are issued in this country based on "probable cause".
       
      Yes.
       
        Probable cause is established when there is evidence such that a reasonable person would believe that evidence of a crime or contraband would be discovered in that search.
       
      And if there is to be a true presumption of innocence in this country, then anybody being judged by a jury of his peers as being *innocent beyond any doubt* would mean that the original person would not have been being reasonable.
       
        If an investigator traces criminal activity to an IP address, there is definitely probable cause to get a search warrant
       
      Uh, no. Or rather, a reasonable person who understands how the network works would not come to that conclusion.
       
        (first to reveal the identity of the user of that IP address at the time the evidence was collected, as well as for the subsequent search of the computer equipment where that IP address was assigned).
       
      But this isn't reasonable use of an IP address. An IP address means almost nothing for those uses, as any *reasonable* person knows. Only an idiot would make those assumptions- a dangerously incompetent idiot who needs to be removed from his position.
       
        I'm sorry, but you can't collect damages that result from a lawfully-issued search warrant.
       
      But that isn't a lawfully-issued search warrant, because that is not a reasonable use of the IP address. Thus the need for a test case and a media blitz so that *everybody* is taught in the 2nd grade enough about networking so this is never a reasonable probable cause.

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    48. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It's the only way the world ever changes- when it is forced to.

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    49. Re:Absent ironclad proof by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Your funny.

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  53. Not... by relguj9 · · Score: 1

    "Omitting a lot of detail, the police, even without going to a judge first, can obtain your name, address, and credit card number from your ISP if they can show the information is relevant to a criminal investigation."

    Not if you're using someone else's, or a public, wireless connection with a minor amount of obfuscation (fake MAC address).

    This article is pointless really... you can easily do a lot of illegal things on a PC with nearly complete anonymity, if you're smart about it.

    The only example he gave was someone downloading kiddie porn or sending a death threat. Who does that anyways? Why do I care? Does he really realize how easy it would be to do either of those things with complete anonymity if you had any technical savvy and cared that much? What idiot would do that on his home computer without any obfuscation and think nobody could track it anyways?

    I like what someone else said... start another blog back at him called "You are not Technically Savvy".

    1. Re:Not... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'd point out that all your scenario changes is whose house gets raided. But you're right, if you're smart enough to keep the police busy with somebody else you've framed for your crime, AND done it in such a way that that you have obfuscation AND they've ended up with the logs, it's a big hole.

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  54. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Burden of evidence can be a killer.

    Sure, you're running an Open AP and your computer's been rooted. But they found the CP neatly categorized in a non-hidden folder on your desktop named 'fun stuff', CP on your work machine and logs showing you downloading it from your home machine and elsewhere, the same sorts of sites as at work. Said downloading occurs when you're at home or at work for the appropriate machine.

    What are the odds that some outside party would do all that?

    Even if I was trying to frame somebody*, I'd have a hard time faking all that even WITH the box rooted. Then there's always the chance they'll also have the control packets for the rootkit logged, which a competent lawyer with techie support would be able to argue.

    *discounting that I don't really know how to find CP in the first place, much like I'm sure that if I went looking for dope/illegal guns/hooker I'd run into a police sting first. There are positives and negatives to running on the right side of the law my entire life. Got a good job; don't really know how to 'get away' with crimes. Then again, my 'street smart' cousin hasn't been too successful at the 'get away with it' part. I've never seen the inside of a jail or prison cell, I consider that something of a success.

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  55. If you don't plead, DOJ only has a 30% rate by sirwired · · Score: 4, Informative

    Doing some simple math with those statistics, they tell us that if you don't plead guilty, there is a 70% chance you will get off. (Either the charges are dropped, or the DOJ loses in the courtroom.)

    From those stats, I'd say it is possible our justice system is fairly healthy.

    SirWired

    1. Re:If you don't plead, DOJ only has a 30% rate by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those numbers also don't show the cases in which formal charges are never actually filed, not because the cops and prosecutors don't think they're guilty, but because the prosecutors aren't sure they can establish a case "beyond a reasonable doubt".

      So, a part of the 98% conviction rate is undoubtedly due to prosecutorial conservatism. The 70% acquittal rate for non-pleaders that you cite is arguably the result of prosecutorial incompetence -- not that they failed to put everyone away but that they failed to drop charges they couldn't prove.

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    2. Re:If you don't plead, DOJ only has a 30% rate by Blackdognight · · Score: 1

      I'm no statistician, but I found this link interesting: http://www.ojp.gov/bjs/fed.htm It looks dated, and given the source our resident tinfoil haberdashers will likely discount it, but I find it interesting that a significant portion of the folks charged aren't necessarily prosecuted. I think that would likely skew the conviction rates that some are citing.

    3. Re:If you don't plead, DOJ only has a 30% rate by khchung · · Score: 1

      if you don't plead guilty, there is a 70% chance you will get off.

      You forgot to account for the consequence if you don't plead guilty but loss in the end.

      If you faced with a possibility of 20 years in jail if you plead innocent but lose, vs only 1 year if you plead guilty, it is a reasonable choice to plead guilty even if you are really innocent. With a big enough difference (how about a 1 month if you plead guilty vs possibly 20 years if you fight), many people will cave in and move on with live, instead of fighting out of principle which may take years out of your life even if you emerge victorious.

      IMO, the legality of making a "deal" with prosecution instead of requiring a judge to pass a sentence is a major source of injustice in the US. It encourages prosecution to scare the suspect to make a deal, instead of really finding out the guilty party. And if the prosecution losses, at worst he loses his job. The sheer difference in consequence for both sides make it impossible for any such "deal" to be fair or just.

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  56. Search and Seizure by PPH · · Score: 1

    Laws governing search and seizure, like where the cops can get a warrant and grab whatever evidence they need to support their case. But if something doesn't support their case, its ignored.

    The open WiFi access point is a good example: If you can see megabytes of kiddie porn downloaded to a wireless access point and you seize the poor schmuck's laptop containing said porn and an exhaustive search of said laptop fails to turn up a hidden proxy trojaned onto said laptop by a third party that could explain the porn, then you've got a case. If the cops are too stupid to understand what a proxy is, let alone think of looking for one, their case is lost. Yeah, right.

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    1. Re:Search and Seizure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft, with society the way it is today, all you need is someone to scream out "OMG, HE'S GOT CHILD PORN ON HIS COMPUTER!!!!". It's irrelevant if you have any or not, you're life is pretty much over. Hell, all said person who's framing you needs to do is print anything out (heck, go for that cover off the Scorpions album that's readily available), claim that the accused emailed it to you with some creepy message like "I'm watching you", and... yeah... you might as well just move out of North America and cross your fingers it doesn't follow you further.

    2. Re:Search and Seizure by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If you can see megabytes of kiddie porn downloaded to a wireless access point and you seize the poor schmuck's laptop containing said porn

      Cops would stop right there. They're not going to bother looking for exculpatory evidence. That's kinda this guy's point: even if it wasn't you downloading that kiddie porn, now you have to prove your innocence. And good luck doing that when the cops control the evidence and may inadvertently destroy that trojan that was doing the actual deed.

      Case in point, the school teacher up north who was arrested for showing a bunch of kids porn in a classroom. Even though the porn came through popups that were allowed because of a poorly configured desktop and network, not through any overt action of her own.

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  57. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TenDollarMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a lawyer, and I'm getting a kick out of these replies, etc.

    A technique that defence lawyers use is to attack the legitimacy of the gathering of the evidence. Succeed there, and it all becomes inadmissible, and the prosecution fails.

    Never mind your fucking Venn diagrams.

    That, I believe, settles the matter.

  58. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I basically agree with you, but I think your description of the problem is oversimplified and misleading. People are not monolithically "smart" or "stupid". Everybody's smart and stupid about different things. Like those wizards in the Harry Potter books that can master complicated magic spells, but can't mail a letter. What turns smart people into assholes is when they assume their smartness in one field automatically transfers to another.

    I think computer techies are particularly bad this way because they tend to be self-taught. Often the most effective strategy for learning a technology is to just sit down and fiddle with it. Or they read a book that was probably written by another self-taught techie that often gets details wrong (how many of you can correctly define "ASCII"?) but gets enough essentials right to get the job done.

    What techies don't get is that this style of learning just doesn't work with the law. Even if you understand a legal principle (and when techies try to understand something as abstract as a legal principle they often get it wrong) you don't have a practical understanding of its proper application in every context. Lawyers spend years studying and arguing about this stuff, and even so they have to specialize in order to develop any real expertise.

  59. Who did the real work? by Angeliqe · · Score: 1

    Cause you know it was the lawyer that dashed the "reasonable doubt" defense by explaining the holes in the theories of the accused. It wasn't another techie helping him explain to the jury exactly how they were being misled....

  60. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by theaceoffire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually yes, a whole lot of people who call themselves techies are stupid. They also think they are far more intelligent then they are. On top of that, many who call themselves techies believe they are so far above blue collar 'mouth breathers' that with very little work they can completely confuse them. I mean, hell, you just did something similar here. You assumed that the article writer must be an idiot because, well, you said so. Go ahead and rethink your logic and consider that perhaps something happened, maybe even several times, that prompted the writer to write what he did. Most people are idiots, that they call themselves a techie doesn't change that.

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  61. My best advise by Mr_Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

    Do. Not. Talk. To. Cops.
    Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
    Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08fZQWjDVKE

        This takes an hour to watch, but well worth your time. In these videos a lawyer and then a cop explain very clearly why talking to cops never works in your favor. Watch it. Learn it. Live it.

        As far as the article is concerned: He is bringing up old news that being put through the legal wringer will cost you time, money, and reputation in the community that you can not get back - even if you are innocent and/or found innocent. The best bet is to not do the crime (though if you watch the videos you will see that it is just about impossible to avoid breaking all laws).

        Good luck.

    1. Re:My best advise by cenonce · · Score: 1

      As I have told countless clients:

      If the police have enough to question you, they already have enough to charge you with whatever they think you did (and often more). Your "confession" seals the deal... so just keep your mouth shut.

      Sadly, less than 1 out of 100 clients heeds this advice, regardless of age, intelligence, and education..

    2. Re:My best advise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those videos are very good and I have decided to follow that advice to the letter even though I live in a much "softer" society than the US (Finland). Softer meaning that our criminals aren't as hardened as yours and police brutality is completely non-existent and prison sentences are lighter (which I personally don't agree with always). However, I do wonder about the officer's claim in that video that interviews in Spain or Italy "start out physically". Maybe that was the case decades ago but with both countries being members of the EU with its extreme supervision of human rights (and constant criticism of other countries) I find that very hard to believe. I mean, I've visited most European countries and the US and my impression of all those societies is that I should be much, much more worried if I was arrested in the US than in Italy or Spain. I'm not trying to offend anyone but that was my immediate reaction when I watched the second video. Any Spaniards or Italians around to tell me if I'm being naive?

    3. Re:My best advise by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Just watch law and order...

      Every single episode involves cops putting some innocent third party's life under a microscope and using dirt they dig up to compel them to do things which may destroy every relationship in their life or even endanger their life.

      I'm sure most people are thinking to themselves "Yeah, way to stick it to that slippery worm", but the implications of their investigative tactics are disturbing, indicating the true weakness of the constitution and bill of rights.

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    4. Re:My best advise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along the same vein:
      How to handle a police stop

  62. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    It occurs to me that the lesson on how police can opt to legally collect information is a huge wake-up call for some people; and the fact that the police can do so without actually formally charging you with a crime is scary to some.
     
    Myself, since I don't make such mistakes and know my own innocence, I'd look upon such a search as winning the lottery- a chance to test the 4th Amendment in civil court *AND* maybe make a few bucks after my lawyer has been paid.

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  63. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never mind your fucking Venn diagrams.

    !?

    *squints his eyes*

    You just made a powerful enemy.

  64. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders ... by LrdDimwit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Smart people make mistakes too. More often in areas where they lack expertise. Even though in an abstract way you know all these things, in practice, they elude many people who really ought to know better. Just ask Hans Reiser how well his cunning plan worked out in practice.

  65. Perspective by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a techie, have you ever run across an otherwise intelligent person who wants to argue with you about why their network/computer/whatever doesn't work the way they think it should? Did you ever get frustrated because, despite the fact that this is what you studied to do, spent the last five (ten, thirty) years doing, etc., etc., they think they know more about networking/programming/computer security than you?

    Now, as a techie, did it ever occur that some times, in arenas other than tech, it is *you* (and me -- I'm not pointing fingers) that is the know-it-all who just doesn't get it?

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    1. Re:Perspective by mbstone · · Score: 1

      I Hate Techie Law Clients, they think they're lawyers. They draft their own contracts and they come to me with the resulting bad situation. They argue incessantly that the judge was wrong, or I am wrong. They try and talk their way out of busts. They don't hire me until they've lost the case in pro per and they don't understand why the case can't be appealed or reconsidered.

  66. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful
    (shadow-of-a-doubtable evidence unioned with unshadow-of-a-doubtable evidence)

    In case you haven't noticed, the standard for a criminal trial is "beyond a reasonable doubt and to a moral certainty." In a civil case, it's "the preponderance of evidence," which is an even lower standard. Nowhere in American law is there a standard of "beyond the shadow of a doubt." I'm not saying your idea is wrong, just that you're not expressing it correctly.

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  67. Totally off topic now but what the hell by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

    I just took my car in for service, and the service rep's name was "Paul McCartney". I asked him if he got a lot of flak over the name, and then I dropped it.

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    1. Re:Totally off topic now but what the hell by digitig · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two of the Roman Catholic priests in the town I used to live in were Father John Lennon and Father Michael Jackson. To their credit, they never did put on the seemingly inevetable and ultimately disappointing fundraising concert double-bill.

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    2. Re:Totally off topic now but what the hell by gards64 · · Score: 1

      My urologist: Richard Chopp

  68. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Given the commentary on the Reiser trial, I think his assumption is a pretty safe bet. Techies, especially on Slashdot, regularly come up with stupid and asinine ideas about the legal system. Myself included.

  69. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jd · · Score: 1

    Good! I don't pirate IP laws either. No resale value.

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  70. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    trying to say that techies are so stupid that they can only comprehend there being one piece of evidence in a trial and they think that if they cast doubt on this one piece of evidence then the accused is in the clear.

    Unfortunately, the norm seems to be one piece of evidence. For example:

    If I prove that a screenshot of an IP address could be photoshopped yet there are logs upon logs provided by the ISP backing this up, I have done little if anything.

    Now, granted, I would rather the standard be set a little higher than the logs of a single ISP, but you've got a point.

    But, often, it's just that single photoshoppable screenshot. Or, it only takes that one screenshot to convince the ISP to turn over those logs -- depending on the logs, I would usually hope it would take more proof to get into my private stuff.

    Thank you for the world class revelation, Paul.

    I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, mostly because he's Slashdotted, so it might be a very good article. Even if it's not, it's still not a bad theme.

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  71. Basic Legal Misconceptions re: Patents by Arguendo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IAAL - a patent lawyer to be precise. Here's what I would love all jurors and engineers to know.

    (1) A patent case is almost never about stealing someone else's technology. Most lay people don't understand this and think that if you've been accused of patent infringement it's because you stole their technology. (Note that the other side will still accuse you of stealing their technology.)

    (2) Patent cases are civil cases and must be proven only by a preponderance of the evidence. This is not the "beyond a reasonable doubt standard" we hear about more often.

    (3) Invalidity must be proven by a higher standard - clear and convincing evidence - because there is a (largely unjustified) presumption that the Patent Office got it right.

    (4) The *claims* of a patent (those numbered paragraphs at the end) define the invention, not the stuff that comes before it. Just because the patent describes a particular device doesn't mean they are limited to that device. Read the claims. (There are naturally some subtleties here.)

    (5) Major patent cases that involve fundamental technologies are like death penalty cases for companies because, if they are found to infringe a valid patent, the Court can order them to stop (called an injunction). This could naturally wreck your business. So even if you are 90% sure (which is an absurdly high confidence level) that you will not infringe or will invalidate a patent, it might still be completely rational to settle. By way of example, if I told you there was a 90% chance that you will cross a street and not get hit by a bus, would that inspire confidence? What if you had to cross the street 10 times a year? It doesn't mean you thought the patentee had a good case.

    Anyways, there are a lot of these. This is a great idea.

  72. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And there is a problem that reasonable people can be convinced by a good lawyer to think an I.P. address is equivalent to a fingerprint and a DNA sample combined when in reality, anyone can take on my I.P. address.

    Likewise, the presence of a file called "Sympathy For The Devil.mp3" does not mean that I actually have the song. And likewise, the presence of the song on my computer doesn't mean that I put it there (give me 2 minutes access to your windows computer and I can put stuff on there that would ruin your life-- especially with the new ruling that a cartoon of bart simpson screwing marge simpson is child porn).

    People are really ignorant of computers. Computers, and now photographs, and increasingly, video tapes, and just about any kind of evidence can be fabricated. It's amazing to me that they can put Oliver Reed's face on another actor in a movie, yet people still take a video tape as gospel.

    It's hard to believe anything any more since DNA tests have shown how often human witnesses are wrong.

    It's a good reason for jury nullification (which you should never admit you will do- they'll just strike you- killing your right to jury nullification).

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  73. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by RingDev · · Score: 1

    Go ahead and rethink your logic and consider that perhaps something happened, maybe even several times, that prompted the writer to write what he did.

    He was dropped on his head as a child?

    Disclaimer: I have not RTFA since their server is borked.

    -Rick

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  74. why are you butt hurt about being called out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get butt hurt about being called a techie, because thats what you are, and despite there being myriads of lawyers of various shades and colors, that is what they are and they have to deal with the stereo type associated with it.

    And unless you have a JD, have passed the BAR and happen to be a techie, then the author is right: You are NOT a lawyer, no matter how much you think you know about law.

    Plus, I don't think the author ever claimed to be a techie. Just someone like me who happens to read /. because he is a nerd.

  75. I can summarize since it isslashdotted by aepervius · · Score: 1

    1) Dear Techie, everything you think you know about law is probably incorrect. You are NOT a professional in law, also called lawyer. Forget "CSI" forget "law and order"
    2) Don't ask anything but "am I arrested?" and if yes "I want a lawyer" that is it.
    3) did I mention get a lawyer and shut the fuck up ? Even policemen admit anything you say, ANYTHING, will be filtered and used against you. Even policemen admit you should shut up and get a lawyer.
    4) whatever you think of beyond reasonable doubt and so on : forget it. Get a professional. Also called Lawyer. Follow his/her advice.

    Maybe after all this was only 2 points. But that all you need to know.

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  76. You Are Not an Expert by segedunum · · Score: 0

    I can't count how many conversations I have had with techies about things like the 'open wireless access point defense,' the 'trojaned computer defense,' the 'NAT-ted firewall defense,' and the 'dynamic IP address defense.' ...

    I'm sorry, but facts are facts and the way things work are they way that they work. I'm sorry, but no, you cannot tie a single IP address to a single person and a single piece of activity no matter how hard you try and no matter how many times you say it. It's a bummer for all those companies selling detection systems that trawl file sharing networks to the RIAA, and it would be lovely and simple if only it were true, but it isn't. It's funny that a lawyer is placing his faith in 'infallible' technology without understanding how that technology works, without understanding that it doesn't provide proof in the way that he thinks that it does and that he's deriding the very people who understand how it works. It won't make systems like this any less flawed:

    http://dmca.cs.washington.edu/uwcse_dmca_tr.pdf

    He mentions kiddie porn, but of course, that's always the politically correct thing to say ;-).

    He's right that search and seizure will provide much more solid evidence so I wonder why he even bothers trying to dismiss other technical arguments other than to stroke his own ego about him being 'right'. However, there is ample evidence that there are some pretty terrible trojans out there that will do some pretty damn dodgy things to your machine. You'd have to be stupid and let your computer get in a pretty bad state, but then, most people do. Things are not as cut and dried as he thinks they are in the technology world and it strikes me as rather dangerous when a lawyer starts writing something that says "You're guilty, don't bother" regarding something where he has no clue how things actually work.

    There's very little in the way of evidence in that piece of writing for starters and he hasn't 'walked through' anything. Without willingness to back up 'facts' with knowledge of what you're dealing with, whether it be medical matters, engineering or IT, then you're on a rocky road.

  77. willing to go to jail ? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Are you willing to go to jail over your 5th amendment rights, or not? That is the only real question. If you are, then destroy evidence, refuse to give up encryption keys, do whatever.

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  78. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You doubt that techies are ignorant? Perhaps you should read slashdot.

    For example, I design CPUs. Every time I read a slashdot story about processors, I'm aghast at the ignorance that self-proclaimed techies have about the object of their lust. Virtually all of them.

    My brother is an anti-trust attorney. When I discussed some of the issues surrounding the Microsoft antitrust case, he quickly dismissed the vast majority of the arguments that you see raised on slashdot by self-proclaimed techies who are fond of saying lawyers and judges just "don't get it".

    He contends, with good reason, that it's the techies who "don't get it". Judges and lawyers hire expert witnesses to explain technology to them. Armchair lawyers just make half-assed assumptions about the way the law works.

    So while some techies are not stupid, many (most?) are ignorant of the real legal issues.

  79. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    I do find it interesting that so often legal battles exist solely due to each parties lawyers insisting that their view of the law is the correct view. And the sick part is that those lawyers earn big bucks when they are wrong as well as when they prevail. For the ultimate try Florida condo law and see how many lawyers are certain that either side of an issue will win.

  80. For those that think they're smarter than cops by phorm · · Score: 1

    For those that think they're smarter than cops or lawyers

    I'd like to introduce you to somebody you may be familiar with who thought so true.

    Don't commit a crime thinking you're too smart to be caught (don't commit a crime period). These days another good rule probably would also be "don't do things to bring suspicion on yourself" (even if you're innocent the ensuing circus could mess up your life, as per TFA).

  81. Sure, You've Discredited Ohm, But... by cmholm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, let's assume you've discredited Ohm to some degree. But, is that degree relevant? The general points you've made to do so have some merit. However, Mr. Ohm is probably a lot closer to having the pulse of the US legal community that you or I. Therefore, even if he's done work for the RIAA, Exxon/Mobil, Altria, SCO, *and* Lord Cheney himself, his legal insights are going to carry more weight than ours. Why? Because he (probably) has much more extensive experience in how DAs, courts, and Federal/State/Local law enforcement work than we do.

    Hell, even a law professor at Liberty University - of all places - has a leg up on 99.007% of the citizens when it comes time to decide: 1) am I about to step into the kimchee, and 2) if I do, what my odds are of keeping my okole and my assets out of harms way.

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  82. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
    Like those wizards in the Harry Potter books that can master complicated magic spells, but can't mail a letter

    That doesn't make them stupid. It just means that they've no experience with the Muggle postal system and didn't know how it worked.

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  83. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Likewise, the presence of a file called "Sympathy For The Devil.mp3" does not mean that I actually have the song. And likewise, the presence of the song on my computer doesn't mean that I put it there (give me 2 minutes access to your windows computer and I can put stuff on there that would ruin your life-- especially with the new ruling that a cartoon of bart simpson screwing marge simpson is child porn)."

    While what you say is consistent with the rules of formal logic, that really doesn't matter. The question is, is it reasonable to believe that someone else put that file on your computer, or that a file named "Sympathy For The Devil.mp3" is not the Rolling Stone song. At first glance, I'd say that those assertions are not reasonable. Therefore, your defense will need to show that they are reasonable explanations, by providing evidence that there was an intrusion or that you have a time stamped copy of the file that has something other than that particular song.

    You are proving the article author's point - geeks tend to focus on the problem as if it was a formal logic problem, when it is much more.

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  84. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That doesn't make them stupid.

    I didn't say that it did. In fact, I was arguing that nobody is completely "smart" or "stupid". Though you might be an exception.

  85. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jd · · Score: 1

    It's easy to cast stones - especially if you're using a blunderbus. You're guaranteed to hit your target, along with most of the landscape.

    So how about you -stop- throwing stones and -start- by stating some specifics. What is wrong with people's ideas on CPU design? You say "virtually all", so presumably you're including me, as I consider myself part of this "great vast all" of which you speak. Specify for me which aspect(s) of CPU design I am ignorant on. Links to the posts of interest would be valuable, but a summary of what I have said versus the reality would be enlightening.

    The same goes for your brother. You say "many of the arguments" can be dismissed. I do not want a carefully edited micro-selection of arguments, because that shows clearly that "many" is a blatant falsehood. Show me proof that "many" has any validity in this, that you didn't simply produce for your brother a rundown of the least of the points raised on here (or even points never raised on here at all) in order to find something for your brother to reject.

    Ah, but no. Anyone willing to bandy words that are clearly a slam against everyone and yet worded so as to weasel out of any counter-claim has no interest in admitting they're not right. So, no, I don't believe you'll show any clear-cut evidence. If you reply at all, it'll be with further vagueness dressed up to look like definitive statements.

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  86. Are techies smarter than lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who started attending law school and reading Slashdot at roughly the same time, I can say that judges and attorneys are a lot more reasonable and thoughtful about their opinions than Slashdot commenters. This is partly because they must learn how to focus on the issues that are pragmatically important in a case (e. g. whether taking a particular action will result in extremely negative consequences), and dispense with irrelevancies (e. g. whether lawyers are smarter than techies) or they will incur important real-world consequences. I suppose you can think about how nobody understands you because of your superior intelligence while you await trial in a jail cell just as well as you can in your mother's basement. It will have just as much relevance to your real-world situation in either case.

  87. XKCD by Rei · · Score: 5, Funny

    As always, XKCD has already covered this. ;)

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    1. Re:XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As always, XKCD has already covered this. ;)

      Who pays $5 for a wrench?

    2. Re:XKCD by DrgnDancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a really big wrench

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    3. Re:XKCD by St.+Alfonzo · · Score: 1

      For that last time! America does not torture!

      You believe us now right? No? Drat.

    4. Re:XKCD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy shit you're not funny. you just steal jokes.

  88. I'm sad for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In many normal situations, the judge isn't out to screw you - if you didn't do anything wrong. I've been able to waive my rights and get the ADA to recommend $0 fines. The judge went with that - no court costs.

    OTOH, I wasn't carrying drugs at the time and was only a little pissy towards to cop. It was clear to the ADA and judge that I'd gotten an abusive cop with a "bad day" based on the 5 ticket he wrote me. None were moving violations.

    I took "constitutional law" in college and carefully listened during the 2-weeks of "where to hide your drugs" sessions. In short, keep illegal drugs at home, away from sight from door and never invite a cop inside your home, even for a drink of water, if you may have drugs inside. Be polite and step outside to discuss anything with them.

    I also have just left parties before the cops arrived. Mine was dumb luck, but it happened 4 times, so perhaps I just know how to leave a party at the peak?

  89. If you are in the dark about the law... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    ... then you are likely to be eaten by a grue!

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  90. The Law Assumes You Have Unlimited Money by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Here's what's missing from the article and the posts here so far. If you don't have the money to hire a private lawyer, your hopes of having an illegal search thrown out, or having technical evidence introduced, or going to trial, or having your case decided on its merits in any meaningful way, is nothing more than a NICE FANTASY. The public defender is not going to do anything for you except tell you what you're going to plead guilty to, and how much time you'll get.

    (iaal)

  91. Re:The Dunning-Kruger Effect... by Sique · · Score: 1

    I don't know about a behavioural psychologist named "Obama", one could name this effect after.

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  92. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by techno-vampire · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Though you might be an exception.

    Argumentum ad hominem. How persuasive.

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  93. i can't tell by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if you are making a joke or if you are totally serious

    in which case

    reply=joke?"haha":"get a life";

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  94. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by clsours · · Score: 1

    Read TFA before writing something like this.

    Please.

    Paul pointed out a few technicalities of the law, just like slashdotters love pointing out technicalities of computers etc.

    Using a "get out of jail free" technical defense means that you got put in jail in the first place; even if you are not sent to prison, you can be charged, arraigned, harassed, etc based on evidence that will never meet "shadow of a doubt" standards.

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  95. That's NOT an improvement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    :-(

  96. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

    And also thank you for the imagery of "techies" being bumbling buffoons aping Perry Mason in their dreams.

    My response

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  97. Terrible article by voltheir · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer - you are right. But your argument is that techies should stop bringing up legitimate subtleties in technical legal arguments because the police can preemptively search your shit and ruin your reputation, even if you are ultimately acquitted of charges? What?

  98. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    When you wrote "define ASCII", did you then mean define as in, explain that it's a way of encoding characters (a character-encoding scheme) with an expanded explanation about what a character-encoding scheme is or did you really mean "do you know what ASCII is an abbreviation of?" (American Standard Code for Information Interchange btw)?

    /Mikael

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  99. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    PROTIP: Memorizing Latin phrases doesn't actually mean you didn't manage to completely miss the point of the post by quoting the example of his point, then reiterating the point he was trying to make.

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  100. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >This confusingly assuming post is trying to say that techies are so stupid that they can only comprehend there being one piece of evidence in a trial and they think that if they cast doubt on this one piece of evidence then the accused is in the clear.

    No. The point is that by the time you present the defense you think is so logical, your life has already been reduced to a shambles. I've seen people going through the system. He's right.

    >for all lawyers that exist none of them have any interest other than money and sucking the blood out of other people.

    If so, all the more reason to pay attention when someone tells you not to risk legal trouble.

  101. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    If I ever meet someone who doesn't think they've got a better handle on what's going on than everyone else, I'll let you know.

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  102. a rich society by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    is also a complex society

    it is impossible to be rich without also being complex

    also, a complex society must, by necessity, have a complex legal code

    it is not possible to satisfy the legal needs of a complex economic and social system with a simple set of laws

    therefore, if you wish to live in a rich western society, it is completely impossible for your legal system to be easily understood by the common man

    you need to accept that and make peace with that fact. it is completely unavoidable

    you must have a dedicated legal profession dedicated to the study and interpretation of the law. the common man cannot be expected to have the time to completely absorb and understand the unavoidably inescapably complex legal code

    in a related way, it always makes me laugh to hear simpletons talk about replacing the complex tax code with a flat sales tax. in a complex economy (again complexity is NECESSARY in order to be rich) there are myriad ways to obtain income. so lets imagine the simpletons win, scrap the complex tax code, and replace it with a flat sales tax. all of a sudden, you have all these yahoos able to make money without paying a dime of taxes. then, the exact same simpletons asking for a simple tax code would whine and complain about the tax code being unfair, about freeloaders on the system

    you don't want your laws and taxes to be unfair? then accept that it is complex. being complex means it is beyond the easy understanding of the uninitiated layman. all of these observations are completely inescapable facts of life. you need to understand, accept, and make peace with these observations

    fair and complex, or simple and unfair. those are your choices in taxes and law. pick one. but no, sorry, you don't get a fair and simple tax code, you don't get a fair and simple legal code. such a tax code or legal code is completely impossible in a complex society, which is the only kind of society in which you can enjoy a comfortable standard of living

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  103. Not very politely politely phrased, perhaps... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ...but the parent should be modded back up. The GP post is ridiculous. You won't use GPL software because you can't understand the license without a patent lawyer? Then, of course, you must not use any software at all, because they ALL have licenses, and none of them are any less complex than the GPL. And with the GPL, you don't even have to accept the damn license to use the product! So it doesn't really matter whether you understand it or not.

  104. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The question is, is it reasonable to believe that someone else put that file on your computer, or that a file named "Sympathy For The Devil.mp3" is not the Rolling Stone song. At first glance, I'd say that those assertions are not reasonable.

    So it's not reasonable to believe that "Sympathy For The Devil.mp3" is an audiobook of Holly Lisle's novel by that name? The title enough, combined with the fame of the song, is sufficient to convict beyond reasonable doubt? That's harsh.

    All this persecutor in the YANAL blog is saying is that there ain't no justice, and it doesn't matter how much evidence there is, innocent or guilty they can fuck up your life. That's true, but it doesn't really take a lawyer to know it -- or a non-lawyer not to.

  105. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by relguj9 · · Score: 1

    In other news, Kruger and Dunning grossly over-estimated the accuracy of their tests and results ;P.

  106. Re:You fell victim to one of the classic blunders by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    Smart people make mistakes too. More often in areas where they lack expertise. Even though in an abstract way you know all these things, in practice, they elude many people who really ought to know better. Just ask Hans Reiser how well his cunning plan worked out in practice.

    Hans's plan:
    1) Kill wife
    2) Hide body where cops can't find it
    3) Throw up smokescreen in court
    4) Don't testify at trial in such a way that makes me look like a murdering loon.

    You'd have thought 1, 2 and 3 were the hard ones, but sometimes the simplest things trip you up...

  107. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    But aren't you really arguing that everyone has some level of ignorance rather than stupidity? Someone might well be very smart, whatever that means, but have no knowledge of the workings of a particular system. That's different from the general understanding of what "stupid" would mean.

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  108. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by corbettw · · Score: 1

    I'm far from a police apologist, but exactly how are the police supposed to charge you with a crime if they have no evidence? And how are they supposed to gather evidence if they have to charge you, first?

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  109. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but I'll throw in my commentary...

    Some other things that will throw the technical types off is that a lot of law is written to be intentionally obsfucated. So even if you somehow do understand it, it doesn't always guarantee that running the courts may interpret it in that way. In other cases there is a lot of poorly written law that is designed by lobbyists and passed by incomprehensive legislators such that it is inherently injust/unethical to begin with. Such malformed law flys against what would be either fair or logical. So note that (fair or just) != (what is legal). (If you think getting some software manufacturer to hear you out on an annoying bug is hard, try to get a bad law removed from an entrenched system that somehow thinks it's ok to begin with. Good luck if you try fighting though!)

    Unlike in math or most of the sciences, rules in law are also malleable, and can be subverted. So it requires constant exposure so one knows how to game the system. If it were made so that people following common-sense could figure out the stuff, I don't think we'd be in much need of overly expensive lawyers.

  110. And that can't be because it's true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How?

    Because there ARE at least two reasons for your noted action:

    a) The lawyer was right
    b) The OP was right

    And they can BOTH be correct!

  111. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 2

    I'm not the grandparent, but I do process control for a living, which requires me to understand industrial processes. It's always shocking to me how ignorant people on slashdot can be about basic industry. I'd give specific examples, but we're talking "Not even wrong" sort of wrongness.

    One time, I was having a discussion about the environmental impact of cardboard manufacturing. This guy is sure that chlorine dioxide is a horrible side-effect of this industry. Cardboard is made out of unbleached kraft pulp, and thus no bleaching agents are used.

    Another time, I showed that the amount of renewable and nuclear energy on the planet isn't enough to support even a few critical industries, let alone do so and heat our homes or transport the raw goods to where they need to go. Someone actually tried to tell me that the photo-voltaic cell industry will double every year for 40 years, so we'll soon have more than the entire world electricity generating capacity just in PV cells. That's what I call "Not even wrong".

    Most slashdotters tend to have a poor understanding of electronics, as well. In a recent thread I explained a technique that's been used by tradesmen for decades to connect LEDs directly to a 120VAC source, and slashdotters came from far and wide to explain why the common practice was impossible and wouldn't work.

    Given slashdotters don't even know how to bias an LED with a resistor, I wouldn't be even remotely surprised to find they don't know about CPU design.

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  112. Re:You fell victim to one of the classic blunders by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    Ironically, had there been a bunch of techies on the jury the morons would have let him go. Seriously, even after he led them to the body there were people still saying he shouldn't have been convicted.

    I get their argument and all - you can be convicted for the wrong reasons. The thing is that in this case once the evidence was presented it was stunningly clear he was guilty, but all these geeky dweebs don't understand how evidence works.

  113. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Phasma+Felis · · Score: 0

    Uhhh, where the hell did I say that? Technically, I thanked him!

    Another thing some alleged techies don't get is that most humans understand sarcasm.

  114. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

    Actually yes, a whole lot of people who call themselves techies are stupid.

    Actually, every person who calls himself "techie" is stupid. But the average person who creates technology is smarter than the average lawyer.

  115. Really? by Muckluck · · Score: 1

    But wait. I am a lawyer (JD) AND a computer professional (Systems Admin). How bout them apples...

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    1. Re:Really? by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      My most sincere condolences...

      Now you never have weekends or time off.

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  116. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody's smart and stupid about different things. Like those wizards in the Harry Potter books that can master complicated magic spells, but can't mail a letter.

    A "wizards in Harry Potter" analogy? Seriously?
    Wow.

  117. Re:Ohm's Law? Your Honor, Ladies and Gentlemen of by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    the Jury... I didn't commit (THAT) crime... And, to demonstrate my innocence, please allow me to call on a HIGHER power..... Please, don't be shock...

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  118. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    You misunderstand. I'd let them go ahead and search. Let them go ahead and charge me. Wait and bide my time. Wait to present my innocence before a jury and be judged not guilty.
     
    THEN I'd sue the pants off the judge and officers involved based on the 4th Amendment, since they obviously gathered false evidence.

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  119. Source by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the PDF is not searchable, but feel free to read "Its Just in Time" but Martin Armstrong. (google for pdf link)

    His Wikipedia page is not very flattering, but the idea is that there is a government conspiracy theory to keep him silenced. He was a well-respected financial analyst until he run a muck. It seems when your theories are too good, where they can detect manipulation, and can be used for manipulation, some people take issue with that. Anyway, its a free read. Have at it.

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  120. Other series for geeks by TheSync · · Score: 2, Funny

    1) "You are not an economist"
    2) "You are not a political scientist or expert in public choice theory"
    3) "You are not a businessperson"
    4) "You are not a pick-up artist"

    1. Re:Other series for geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a series for Libertarians

    2. Re:Other series for geeks by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I am the Queen of England,
      I like to sing and dance.
      And if you don't believe me,
      I will punch you in the pants.

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  121. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Sigh. In addition to your poor reading skills, understanding of logical principles sucks. I argued that your post was clueless, therefore you're an idiot. That's exactly the opposite of an ad homminen argument, which would go "you're an idiot, therefore your post is clueless".

  122. Is that really an ad hominem? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    You must be very careful to apply the term ad hominem correctly, because people often do it wrong. Here are two schematic arguments:

    1. You're stupid. Therefore, the argument you want us to accept is invalid.
    2. The argument you want us to accept is invalid. Therefore, you're stupid.

    The first one is an ad hominem argument. The second one is just pointing out that the argument you want us to accept is invalid, and that this is sufficient grounds for concluding that you are stupid.

    1. Re:Is that really an ad hominem? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      More succinctly put, Ad Hominem is not Latin for "That's mean!"

    2. Re:Is that really an ad hominem? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Yup. Also, don't forget the good old Unwittingly Ironic Ad Hominem: "He called me stupid, therefore, he's wrong!"

    3. Re:Is that really an ad hominem? by techno-vampire · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      To me, at least, it looks like, "You're disagreeing with me, therefor you're stupid."

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    4. Re:Is that really an ad hominem? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You really need to work on your reading skills.

  123. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Neither of those answers counts as a complete definition. Both might form part of one. But since there are many character encodings, a basic definition would have to say something about how ASCII differs from other encodings. A key detail would be the number of bits you need to represent an ASCII character, something most people get wrong.

  124. Stupid, stupid, stupid... by westlake · · Score: 1

    If you think it's to hard to hide it what about hiding it at the neighbors apartment? Good luck with happening to bring that back for investigation ..

    This dumb-ass solution exposes your neighbor to search and seizure and criminal prosecution - almost certainly on the federal felony charge.

    He will be questioned. He will be watched. He will rat you out.

    1. Re:Stupid, stupid, stupid... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Why would my neighbour be questioned? Do you think it's common to look at general network gear in the wrong appartment?!!

      And naturally you need a neighbour who understands things, but it will be somewhat weird if you put the things in each others apartments :D

  125. Invalidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the basis of the argument that invalidation of a patent has to be done at a higher level is because the courts think the patent office do their job well.

    The patent office don't bother doing their job well because they assume that a court case will sort it out.

    So stop with the "the patent must be Ok else it wouldn't have been granted" at least until the patent office do their job well.

  126. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    "Ignorance" implies a lack of understanding, "stupidity" implies a lack of skill. I don't consider myself ignorant about how cars work, but when it comes to fixing them, I consider myself a total idiot, and call in a professional.

  127. And the series for lawyers... by Torodung · · Score: 1

    1) You are not a trial attorney
    2) You are not a criminal attorney
    3) You are not to be construed as legal advice

    and my personal favorite...

    4) Not enough sand.

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  128. But I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting piece, and the main reason I've transitioned from an IT background into cyberlaw. There are certainly a lot of ways the law can be twisted and somebody needs to be out there twisting it in a way that makes sense from the IT perspective.

  129. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by masterzora · · Score: 1

    Congratulations for correctly identifying the point of his post!

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  130. my own little tale... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    Having to do with the legal system...
    I drove a vomit comet for a company. The vehicle had been in numerous accidents from many different drivers. I was driving to a stop down a steep winding hill. All of a sudden the wheel would not turn, through the guard-rail and over the side I went. Sliding sideways about 40' until the truck came to a stop next to a propane tank. I was ok but shaken. Mechanics said that the A-Frame on the front suspension had been cracked for a while based on the fact there was rust in between the break. Fast forward to my - yes - trial. No lawyer, affidavit from licensed and certified mechanic and my truthful testimony were no match for the responding officer ( a mechanic when his oil needed changing - tires rotated etc), said it was obviously my fault and that the damaged A-Frame was caused by the accident. Judge found me guilty pending appeal. Cut to me getting a lawyer. She took my statement then the transcript wrote it up and sent it to the judge - I am not guilty as the evidence and my lawyers written statement said so, and after paying her $500 for her paragraphs, I was not guilty.

    Is the legal system skewed and screwed? Yes.
    Am I bitter? Yes.
    Do I consult attorneys whenever legal issues are involved? Yes, yes I do.
    There are good attorneys everywhere, they are usually busy though.

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  131. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Another time, I showed that the amount of renewable and nuclear energy on the planet isn't enough to support even a few critical industries, let alone do so and heat our homes or transport the raw goods to where they need to go."

    I would LOVE to see how you showed this, since it is, quite clearly, bullshit. CURRENT methods of utilizing renewable energy sources don't provide enough power to handle out CURRENT critical industries, and certainly don't provide enough energy to let us ship 20 tons of corn flakes halfway around the world because we don't feel like growing and producing locally. Advances in technology will increase the efficiency or renewable power generation, and (hopefully) corporate responsibility and personal sensibility will lead to more local production. Cost is by far the biggest barrier--the up-front costs of being responsible are always higher than the up-front costs of being irresponsible.

    From an ideological standpoint, fighting against "renewable" energy sources is retarded, simply because by engaging in the debate you admit that we are mostly reliant on non-renewables, and should become entirely reliant on non-renewables. Because it's not like a non-renwable resource would ever run out, now is it?

    And don't complain about my use of the phrase "run out". I mean that the costs of extraction will skyrocket to the point where it's no longer viable to use them.

  132. Um, no. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    Legal reasoning is very different from the kind of reasoning done by ordinary computer programmers. Computer languages are formal languages, with precise mathematical definitions of what symbols occur in them, which sequences of symbols are well-formed expressions of the language, and what the semantics of the code is (in the worst case, where these things are not defined independently of the implementation, the compiler, runtime system and machine architecture act together impose such a semantics).

    Legal language and reasoning is nothing at all like that. It is all informal logic and non-monotonic reasoning, using imperfect analogies to exemplars and prototypes ("precedent"). There is considerable vagueness built into the practice, because the built-in assumption is that the future will bring unanticipated circumstances that will not be easy to reconcile with the precedents set today.

  133. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jd · · Score: 1

    Ok, but you've only shown that -some- Slashdotters are ignorant. The distribution of IQs is not an unbiased bell curve (since there are IQs in excess of 200 and none that are negative - well, so long as you don't consider politicians as qualifying as humans). However, because 100 is the average, there must be more people with an IQ below 100 than above for that to hold.

    It's reasonable to suppose that IQs on Slashdot follow the distribution seen in the general population, so yes, that means that you'll see more stupid posts than sensible ones. But if you claim that "most" posts are stupid, you are arguing that Slashdot is dumber than the general population. Frankly, you could probably replace half of Slashdot with amoebas and still be better than the general population.

    As for renewable and nuclear power, that depends on how you perform the calculations. For example, take solar power. Much of that power will be used for heating. But running water through a copper pipe along a tube where half the tube acts as a reflective surface with a focal point of the pipe, you can heat up the water with far greater efficiency than the theoretical limit of solar panels, let alone solar panels linked to an electrical heater to heat water.

    You're still limited by the energy being put in, and your conversion is still bounded, but one very simple high-efficiency conversion will be superior to multiple low-efficiency conversions.

    By nuclear power, you mean nuclear fission. There is no shortage of fuel for nuclear fusion, unless you know something about the water table that the rest of us don't. I'm also assuming that by "on the planet", you mean what has been constructed and is currently in operation, rather than what could be got from a fission reactor if it were built to be efficient rather than cheap.

    If the Governments of the world stopped farking around and got down to business, we could have plenty of fission capacity in very short order and could have fusion reactors on the grid (not for testing, but for actual consumer use) within 5-10 years.

    The only reason the reactor being built in France will take so long is because it's being designed to be "perfect" (which is never the right way to do things). There should be four or five such reactors being assembled quickly at staggered intervals such that data from one can be used to update the design of the next. Stepwise refine! Monolithic design/test methods don't work.

    LEDs are limited by current, not voltage, if I recall my electronics correctly. Personally, though, if you're going to use high voltages, you're better off with thermionic valves. You have more control over where, when and how it lights up.

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  134. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be happy to go through the process of explaining it to you, but you've already agreed with me. Your second sentence disagrees with your first.

    Starry-eyed futurism doesn't change the realities of today.

    The three critical industries I chose:

    Ammonia production for fertilizer to feed the current world population would have to be done through electrolysis because right now it's done almost exclusively through natural gas

    Portland cement would need to be converted to electric heating, where it's done almost exclusively through coal or oil.

    Iron smelting still being done with coal or oil would have to be converted to electric heating.

    These three industries at current production levels would use the world's supply of non-hydrocarbon derived electricity.

  135. It's light on facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTA
    "Omitting a lot of detail, the police, even without going to a judge first, can obtain your name, address, and credit card number from your ISP if they can show the information is relevant to a criminal investigation."

    IANAL, but I know this is more often then not, false. If the Police show up to a Cable ISP(not sure about telco's, but I believe they are under similar laws), they will HAVE to have a subpoena before even being told that the person is a customer. And if they do get a Court Order, they cannot get transactional data, i.e. Logs. I know this because, while I am not a lawyer, I got to work with them and with Law enforcement day in and day out for a major US cable company.

  136. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by westlake · · Score: 1
    A technique that defence lawyers use is to attack the legitimacy of the gathering of the evidence. Succeed there, and it all becomes inadmissible, and the prosecution fails.

    But that plays out before the judge - and almost all of it before the trial.

    Excluding relevant evidence is not something a judge wants to do - your argument has to be very compelling.

    The odds are that what you want out will come in.

  137. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by hjrnunes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    yeah well, I don't know how it works back where you live but where I live, the university is considered top in law teaching. I have plenty of friends that study law. I can tell you that they are as stupid and as clueless about everything as they could be, as opposed to engineering students that manage to actually learn something and develop their intelligence . I'm not saying that law students are stupid or dumb. I'm saying that if they are stupid and dumb, law studying won't make them any brighter.

    I reckon this is quite an unfounded statement but it's what I deal with on a daily basis... The thing is, I'm not happy at all with the idea that I'm going to be defended and tried by someone who can't grasp boolean logic basics and calls it "chinese" or "code". As of law being abstract, what about, say, the Command Processor design pattern for abstraction?

    Seriously, have you ever read their books? Their teacher's writings? I've never read US law school material, but around here? There are words in it I don't even think can be translated. There is no discussion. Teachers (they have to be addressed as Mr. Professor Doctor - literal translation) are complete masters of the student's fate. There is no scientific discussion. Enough rant though. Bottom line is: law is complicated because most people making laws and applying laws are perfectly ignorant of the most basic principles of logic and they don't have the slightest clue of what critical thinking and scientific method is. Combine the awareness of these principles with the internal know-how of how courts, investigations and police works and, there, you have a top lawyer. This works really easy for doctors too (M.D.'s)...

  138. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    A 1/4w resistor is virtually free and virtually indestructible. As long as I can remember, my father, a red seal instrument mechanic, has used this simple device in series with an LED when he wants a voltage indicator on an extension cord. It limits current to the levels required, and works great. A vacuum tube sounds like a horribly large, horribly expensive solution to a problem which can be solved with a basic electronic component. Everyone wants to stick a 5 dollar part on their 1 dollar LED. It's ridiculous.

    As for the rest, the problem isn't that the electricity manufacturing capacity is lowered as much as the energy requirements of industry are so massively subsidized by fossil fuels. Ammonia production is a key industry because humanity requires nitrogen fertilizer to continue to feed itself. To replace the natural gas feedstock with electrolysis would take virtually all the renewable electricity generation on the planet(non-nuclear). There are a huge number of industries like this, hidden but relying on fossil fuels to keep energy inputs from being insanely high. The other two I chose for my little case study were Portland cement which requires massive amounts of natural gas, coal, or fuel oil to heat the lime rock to the proper temperature, and steel smelting, which also requires large amounts of natural gas or fuel oil or coal.

    Ignorance isn't genetic. It's easily solved. It just takes the understanding that you don't understand everything, so if you're interested, read up.

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  139. And I think that's the whole point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    the attorney author comes from the DOJ's Cymbercrime division -- the DOJ may have one interpretation of the law but the courts might have another;

    Actually, that's a point that's even in the summary. Guess who'll seize your computer and maybe arrest you, long before you get to prove "beyond reasonable doubt" to a jury? Right, the DOJ, according to _their_ interpretation of the law.

    Yes, some years later you might even get your computer back, and/or be let to go free. Was it worth the inconvenience?

    Now also take a guess how many blogs and newspapers and news sites will carry a story like "John Smith arrested for kiddie porn", and how long it'll be easy to find by Google. Do you think your neighbours will go by reasonable doubt before trying to run you out of town anyway? IIRC in England they tried to run a doctor out of town because her job title said "paeditrician" (i.e., child doctor) and apparently nobody knew it's not the same thing as "paedophile". I also recall cases where they glued posters on someone's house and tried to make their life hell because they found a completely different person by the same name accused of a sex crime.

    And do you think many HR departments will even get to the part where they listen to how you was aquitted for reasonable doubt? Most companies out there aren't looking for a reason to hire you, they're looking for any pretext to drop your resume from the pile. There is advice and there are practices out there ranging from tarot and numerology, to "shuffle them and drop the bottom half", to the gravity well test (drop the pile in the stair well and eliminate the lower half of the mess.) _Anything_ that doesn't explicitly say "discriminates against minority Y" is good because it can't be acted in court. Dropping an accused paedophile to avoid the potential PR problem? I can see people jumping on such an oportunity.

    Additionally I'd argue that even "beyond reasonable doubt" should be taken with a lot more skepticism IMHO. In most of the cases it'll only be a jurry of your peers only if you're a complete moron too. It won't be libertarian network admins listening to your case there. It'll be people who don't know their elbow from their arse about the technology involved, and in some cases who take pride in being computer-illiterate and go to great lengths to avoid looking like they understand _anything_ about computers. (It's actually fashionable to be computer illiterate lately.) It'll be people who don't know the difference between "we traced the kiddie porn downloads to his computer" and the fact that they only have the IP Address from the ISP. And again some who'll never admit understanding something as nerdy, that even if they did.

    "Reasonable doubt" can end up meaning little more than "I like the DA more than his lawyer" or "the prosecution's expert witness looked smarter."

    There _have_ been people who landed in jail for stuff where even the most elementary knowledge of statistics would have provided ample doubt, and/or where the prosecution's expert witness was demonstrably talking out the arse. E.g., I remember a case about a nurse in an emergency ward which got to actually go to jail because an above-average number of people died during her shift. There was no evidence whatsoever that she did anything wrong there, but "OMG, X people died during her shifts" was enough for the jury to send her to jail.

    You'll be judged by people who are emotional like that. It doesn't take too many who get in a "OMG, paedophilia, die, die, die" tizzy to not even listen to your arguments that you actually just let your access point wide open to camouflage your P2P music downloads.

    Of course, it can go the other way too, because judgments based on stupidity and ignorance are inherently random. But do you really want to bet your freedom on it?

    And to come back on topic, especially if he's from the DOJ, he's probably seen more trials than you or I did. And I wouldn't be surprised if half of them were the "sentenced by a jury of emotional morons" kind. If he says that "beyond reasonable doubt" doesn't mean as bulletproof as you think, he _might_ have some experience to base that on.

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    1. Re:And I think that's the whole point by scatters · · Score: 1

      >IIRC in England they tried to run a doctor out of town because her job title said "paeditrician"

      I was going to call BS on this because it didn't pass the sniff test; people could not possibly be that stupid. However, a quick Google search confirmed that there is a sustantial basis of truth in your statement. I would like to correct you in that this particular event took place in Wales rather than England, but part of the United Kingdom nevertheless. Shaking my head in shame and dismay...

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/901723.stm

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  140. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by enderjsv · · Score: 1

    "stupidity" implies a lack of skill

    Actually, I think lack of skill could be stupidity or ignorance. Stupidity is a lack of ability to understand. Is someone is mathematically stupid, it's not that they haven't tried to understand it, it's that they DID try to understand it and were not able to. This would be a "lack of skill" due to stupidity. However, ignorance also manifests itself as "lack of skill". I, for example, am ignorant of car repair. That doesn't mean I couldn't understand it if I tried, but I haven't, so I don't know. But because I don't know of it, I lack car repair skill.

    I think it's better to define stupidity as "the inability to understand".

  141. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by corbettw · · Score: 1

    No, you misunderstand. They didn't gather false evidence, they gathered evidence insufficient to support the charges that were filed against you, so a jury found you "not guilty" of those charges. Nobody violated your 4th amendment rights in this scenario.

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  142. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then you made a error in phrasing the question. If you as someone "what is the definition of [insert acronym here]", the common response would be to give the words making up the acronym. Don't be a douche trying to look clever by pretending to ask for one type of answer when you want another.

    "What's six plus six?"
    "twelve"
    "No, it's an arithmetic problem"

  143. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Ironica · · Score: 1

    All this persecutor in the YANAL blog is saying is that there ain't no justice, and it doesn't matter how much evidence there is, innocent or guilty they can fuck up your life.

    I think the audience for the article wasn't the innocent caught in the middle, but the idiots who think they could get away with whatever because of these technical defenses. His point was, even if you might be able to mount such a defense, that defense WILL NOT interfere with gathering evidence... evidence which might blow apart your technical defense. "Beyond a reasonable doubt" is required to get a guilty verdict, but not to get a warrant.

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  144. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'd love to quibble with you about the definition of "definition", but I don't want to.

  145. Error: Does not compute... by jamesfalloon · · Score: 1

    You say you are a lawyer but your username is TenDollarMan? Something doesn't make sense here.

    1. Re:Error: Does not compute... by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Per minute, that's about right.

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    2. Re:Error: Does not compute... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      You say you are a lawyer but your username is TenDollarMan? Something doesn't make sense here.

      It doesn't say anywhere how much time those 10 bucks get you, does it? For all you know that's his billable rate per minute ;-)

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  146. Do NOT hide!!!! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    I think the point here is that whatever you do in your home can be discovered when people invade your home. Trying to hide it is like trying to hide drugs in your toilet cistern: you might think it's smart, but everyone has thought of it already. As a corollary, I'd like to add another point: stick to your goddamn principles, people! If you truly believe it's OK to download something, or possess that government information, or whatever, then for your own sake and everyone else's, fight for that principle. I mean, most of those who download stuff for free do seem to believe that it should be freely available. Why act like you believe in the law, and simply flaunt or hide from it? Stand up and say it's wrong, and you might stand a chance when you encourage others to take a stand with you. Lie, and no one will stand with you, because they'll recognise no truth in your actions to stand with.

    1. Re:Do NOT hide!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point here is that whatever you do in your home can be discovered when people invade your home. Trying to hide it is like trying to hide drugs in your toilet cistern: you might think it's smart, but everyone has thought of it already.

      Has "everyone" already thought of hiding a wireless-enabled HD in a wall the next time you are doing some construction? (Doesn't even need to be wireless, if you have a home network, who'll notice one extra cat5 in the wiring closet...)

      Has "everyone" already thought of burying a wireless-enabled HD a foot deep under their lawn next time they have sod replaced? (Near a convenient power line, such as one for driveway or walkway lighting?)

      Has 'everyone" already thought of hiding a wireless-enabled HD under a NEIGHBORS lawn?

      ... and I haven't even gotten to the really weird stuff.

    2. Re:Do NOT hide!!!! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Has "everyone" already thought of hiding a wireless-enabled HD

      They will, when they see that your computer's logs reference an HD a lot, that your computer has a wireless card configured, and that there's a wireless signal coming from the wall. If they come to claim your computers, they might pull the plug right there and take the machines away. They might also sit there all day and analyse them on-site.

  147. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Did you maybe click on the wrong "reply" link? Because you seem to be replying to somebody who said that "lawyers are smart, everybody else is dumb". Which isn't even remotely what I said.

  148. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A key detail would be the number of bits you need to represent an ASCII character, something most people get wrong.

    Saying 8 isn't really wrong, since ASCII can mean extended ASCII in some situations. Knowing that the basic ASCII uses 7 bits is more of a technicality. Of course if you're going to claim that you know the connection between ASCII and UTF-8, you'd better know that since UTF-8 uses that last bit to determine how many bytes it needs to represent that character. Knowing the number of bits in a UTF-8 character is a much harder question. Now if you're talking about knowing which bit you have to flip to change the case of an ASCII letter or which two bits you have to flip to turn a single digit number into its ASCII character equivalent or vice versa, I'm sure that would be something that most people wouldn't be able to tell you.

    The point of this, other than spouting random knowledge that I've picked up over the years at the slightest prompting, is that there are very few subjects that people can know completely...there's usually a depth of knowledge that will mean that some people know a subject better than others or in a different way from others.

  149. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    And you are ignoring known behavior of the RIAA and their agent in taking screen shots of files on another computer and convincing a jury that a screenshot of a program on MY computer proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you were breaking the law on YOUR computer.

    Of course it is reasonable to believe someone planted evidence. Evidence gets planted all the time. Cops throw down drugs, guns, etc. and get caught doing it regularly.

    Seriously, you would be just the kind of gullible fool I hope isn't on my jury. You remind me of the lady we all argued with for a few hours who finally said, "But the defense hasn't PROVED the defendent is innocent!"

    I agree with you- a good lawyer can get an ignorant jury to convict you of anything. They don't have a clue that a screenshot you created isn't good evidence of lawbreaking on my computer.

    It's the classic "on the internet" problem-- you add "on the internet" to anything and everyone loses all sense of logic and reason.

    Yes-- the problem is lying prosecutors and plaintiff lawyers lacking ethics, ignorant defense lawyers, ignorant juries, and lying, lawbreaking, Media Sentry companies fabricating data and not going to jail for a decade over it.

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  150. there's different degrees of plausibility by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Reiser is kind of an extreme case, in that his explanations didn't pass the laugh test. Most of what this guy seems to be talking about are things that at various times have actually held up court. We're not talking about trying to come up with circumstantial explanations for why there was blood on your driveway and a missing seat in your car on the same weekend your wife disappeared, but coming up with circumstantial explanations for why someone else might've been downloading something through your open wireless access point.

  151. Interesting points, but.... by 91degrees · · Score: 0

    I think even if we ignore these issues, which are significant), techies seem to forget another important factor. There's a prosecutor. And this is someone who knows the law and, like a chess grandmaster, thinks several moves ahead. So the techy thinks "I shall commit something that may be a crime and use a bizarre interpretation of the English language and a tortured analogy as my defence."

    However, the prosecutor mind works along he lines of "I shall charge him with a more easily provable crime that he has also committed. He may try to pull a bizarre redefinition as a defence, so I shall point out legal decisions in similar cases that support my argument. It's possible that he will also do the same either because he's had the sense to pay for a legal expert or he's actually not as stupid as I expect, so I'll research all the cases that may support his innocence and find strong arguments about why they are different."

  152. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Harry Potter books that can master complicated magic spells, but can't mail a letter."

    I don't know what is scarier, the fact that you missed the point, or the fact that I know you missed the point.

  153. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Crime only pays if you are smart AND mean.

    If you are just smart, you might make as much as you could at a regular job. You need mean to be able to screw over the right people to make big bucks.

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  154. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Another time, I showed that the amount of renewable and nuclear energy on the planet isn't enough to support even a few critical industries, let alone do so and heat our homes or transport the raw goods to where they need to go."

    That's not true. In fact we can meet it with industrial solar thermal.

    I would love to see your 'proof' about the nuclear side of that argument.

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  155. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    IQ testing doesn't work that way.

    Step wise refine can not work in large engineering project with rapid follow development, becasue that thing that can be improved will almost always depend on earlier developed part of the process.

    Industrial solar thermal is really the way to go, along with IFRs. The US could be energy independed in 15 years. 5-10 is a little optimistic.
    You only ahve so many experts and experienced people.

    I doubt there is enough knowledgeable people in the world to be building more then 10 plants at a time, globally.

    Solar thermal OTOH, doesn't require much specialized knowledge for 95% of the project.

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  156. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jd · · Score: 1

    You only have so many people, but you have an endless supply of chocolate-covered espresso coffee beans.

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  157. I looked over that case.. it doesn't look that bad by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Wow, okay, I retract my earlier statement that convicting without physical evidence is necessarily bad. From that newspaper article, a conviction certainly looks reasonable. (I couldn't pass actual judgement since I wasn't at the trial.) Certainly the constitution does not require physical evidence to convict.

    Unless every single one of the many witnesses were co-conspirators, it seems fairly solid.

    Yes, one of the star witnesses was about a confession, but the other witnesses certainly testified about some behavior that backs up the confession.

    SirWired

  158. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by horza · · Score: 1

    Why would you have to say how ASCII differs from other encodings? You can implement the ASCII encoding scheme without the knowledge of any others.

    Phillip.

  159. We can't draw final conclusions from those stats by sirwired · · Score: 1

    That is not necessarily a 70% acquittal rate. Dropping charges after they were filed certainly sounds like it would also show up in that stat.

    That is not to say filing charges and then later dropping them isn't bad, just that I don't think that the 70% means they fail that often during trial.

    SirWired

  160. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by jd · · Score: 1

    For the LED, yes, you're correct. If all you want is a single LED for an on/off measure, then a single cheap component is all you need. If, on the other hand, you wanted a scale readout, you still only need a single vaccuum tube but might need half a dozen or more LEDs or more. Eventually, the tube becomes cheaper.

    Yes, the hidden costs you mention are important to factor in. Eliminating ammonia production would devastate the food supply available, but this would have the benefit of reducing human population to something sensible, so it's not all bad.

    But assuming you're not wanting this to happen, coal and other fossil fuels will necessarily be consumed and might as well generate power whilst they are doing so. However, you only need as many such power stations as generate the necessary byproduct, and you can tailor the type of burn to maximize the byproduct even if it reduces the overall power-generating capability, as power then becomes the real byproduct.

    Portland cement is an interesting one. The Romans added volcanic ash to powdered limestone, as the ash reacts with water to chemically generate massive amounts of heat, producing an effect very similar to Portland cement. Not necessarily as high a grade and definitely not as uniform in quality, but still definitely an innovative way of working.

    They appear to have used a method developed by the Egyptians, who poured the tops of pyramids into place before allowing what is essentially cement to solidify, but adapted it - likely as a result of an experiment or accidental discovery somewhere around Vesuvius.

    This does not mean we can just substitute Roman technology for modern technology - although given the really crappy cement people use, there are occasions when this might not be such a bad idea. What it does mean is that Portland cement will likely borrow other techniques to become more energy-efficient, in time.

    Steel smelting - well, there you have me stumped. I don't know of any alternative methods for producing or handling high-grade steel. It's energy-hungry and always has been. If you don't mind it being a little "hot" in other ways, I suppose you could reprocess nuclear fuel rods to produce a sub-critical mass. The heat from the thermonuclear activity should be ample, but it's hard to say what atomic nuclei will be in the "steel" afterwards, or what you do with the three axe-wielding arms it has grown.

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  161. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily mean; the truly mean types generally end up dead or in prison. What you need is a sort of psychopathic ruthlessness.

    Even then, engaging in regular criminal activity ups your chances of being murdered in the USA something like a 100X... Hmm... Let's pull up some figures...

    I base this on this post, per the FBI 60-80% of murders are felon on felon.
    This one suggests that there are ~1.6 million felons denied the right to vote.*

    Going by the 300 Million of our population, and round up to 2 million felons(some states don't remove the ability to vote, so the 1.6 is an underestimate. Anyways, we're looking at a category making up .7% of the population consisting of OVER HALF the murder victims... By my calcs, that's 148 times more likely to be murdered if you're a felon. Ouch, huh?

    As for the being smart part; many criminals, even if they aren't caught by the police, end up earning less than the average fast food employee. Being caught and spending time in jail/prison, legal costs, etc... Makes even many of the 'more successful' ones rather poor earners.

    *I have to say that I wish I could have found better sources, but even if the magnitudes are correct, it points out how dangerous doing felony stuff can be.

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  162. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 0

    Sigh. I'm tired of arguing with people who quibble with my use of this word or that, but aren't even trying to understand what I'm saying.

    Try describing ASCII to me. Start with telling me how many ASCII characters there are (including control characters). Specifying this number as a power of 2 is fine (and yes, that's a hint.)

  163. Oh sure by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Search and seizure. I have the manuals from the FBI et al on this subject.

    Back when I worked for the state AG's office I can't tell you how many times I got called in to help with I.T. related cases.

    That said, as far as WAP's go, I've snorted and pen tested mine. If someone is determined enough they can break into a WAP2 protected system. Doesn't take a whole lot of CPU cycles.

  164. no perfect system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    neither legal or computing
    just legal system has posed a greater power in the society than the computers do

    if some day computer rules.....there will be computer-legal system........for u to learn......

  165. Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Did you know that plaintiffs are actually less successful in the E.D.Texas than elsewhere (and yes, it's Eastern, not Western where the majority of patent suits are filed)? No, you couldn't know that, or you wouldn't be making this argument.

    Unfortunately, you neglect to mention that far more cases are settled prior to trial in that "rocket docket." And, even after the increase in settlements, plaintiffs STILL have almost as much success there as they do elsewhere, even though only the strongest cases are left.

    Believe it or not, the Eastern District of Texas does not attract a disproportionate amount of patent lawsuits for no reason. And the townsfolk love it. It brings a ton of money into the local economy...

    Yes, you're right that it being a "rocket docket" with little else to do makes it attractive and federal law (more or less) allows this sort of forum shopping. But please don't point to a "clean" floor when most of the cases have been swept under the rug by getting settled as soon as they find out they're fighting it in ED Texas.

  166. Lame, lame post by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    If this moron is a lawyer, look elsewhere.

    All he does in this post is point out that before you get to court, you get jerked around by the legal system via search and seizure, lame public defenders, etc.

    Well, fucking DUH! Anybody who's stupid enough not to know that deserves to be in prison.

    This is "legal information for techies"? No, this is "stupid shit you should know if you have a brain at all" or "legal information on Sarah Palin's level".

    Complete fucking waste of a read.

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  167. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    But what about the breadth of domain issue? Understanding a narrow domain of discourse requires having been exposed to it, and successfully reached an understanding. But once the domain is broad enough, everyone has been exposed to it.
    From your example, you could be ignorant of how to rebuild a carburator (on a car old enough to have one). That doesn't say anything much about stupidity, in fact it could be argued that you were more intelligent for choosing not to master a skill that is becoming less and less needed with each passing year. But, suppose you lack the skill to change a tire, or even to put fuel in a car. At some point, not picking up a few of the basics needed for emergencies becomes stupidity, not just ignorance. This is still assuming you own a car or drive one frequently enough that not mastering these basics becomes a serious risk factor, of course. If you lived all your life in a city with good public transit, and never even got a driver's liscence, the line gets drawn pretty broadly. But it's always there somewhere.
    There are things any person of normal experience and mental capabilty masters. You could be ignorant of what the initials FDIC stand for in the US financial system, but if you somehow made it to adulthood without understanding banks charge interest for borrowing money, that's not ignorance anymore. You could be ignorant of what the court case Plessy v Ferguson was about, but if you're surprised there's a law against practicing law without a liscense, that's not normally just ignorance. You may not know the 3 point fowl rule - that's ignorance. Asking why the football team is playing inside, with a round ball is stupidity.
          Now you can make up examples of people who would be genuinely ignorant but not stupid in any of those cases. Maybe the example is an Inuit exchange student who has never seen ground not covered by snow, but did very well on an IQ test and can presumably master any of these ideas with just a little work. But these cases are exotically crafted exceptions.

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  168. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by cenonce · · Score: 1

    There are some really smart people who didn't know when to keep their mouths shut when taken "out of their element". Just ask Hans Reiser, who I believe would have been found not guilty had he stayed off the witness stand.

  169. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    And you are ignoring known behavior of the RIAA and their agent in taking screen shots of files on another computer and convincing a jury that a screenshot of a program on MY computer proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you were breaking the law on YOUR computer.

    This isn't how the law works. An RIAA suit is a CIVIL action, not a CRIMINAL action. In a criminal suit, the burden of proof is high - 'beyond a reasonable doubt'. In a civil suit, the burden of proof is lower - 'preponderance of evidence'. This is why RIAA suits, while one might argue the defendants have broken the law, are not tried in criminal court. The burden of proving a case is too high for criminal court. They are tried in civil court, where the burden of proof is much lower. If you civilly sue someone for crashing their boat into your dock, you only have to prove to the jury that, by the preponderance of evidence, they crashed their boat into your dock.

    A famous example of this is the OJ trial. OJ was found criminally 'not guilty', but was successfully sued in civil court for wrongful death.

  170. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    geeks tend to focus on the problem as if it was a formal logic problem, when it is much more.

    The law is not logical? You don't say!

  171. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OHSHITADHOMINEM! I must be wrong!

    No, you happened to have been wrong even before the ad hom. Points for accuracy!

    Dipshit.

    Pot: Yo, kettle!

    Kettle: What, pot?

    Pot: YOU BLACK! I mean, you REALLY BLACK!

  172. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by horza · · Score: 1

    I'm not the best person to ask as I've done a couple of degrees in CompSci and have over 15 years of programming experience (well official, stick another 10 years on that when younger). I'm not one of your 'self-taught techies'. But I think you are wrong, most techies are very self-aware of their short-comings. I, for instance, can't draw for toffee.

    However because we are scientists at heart we take everything as a challenge. Tell us that an open wi-fi can't be used as a legal loophole and we'll try and find a way of making it possible. Try saying you can't fit 10 postmen in a letterbox and somebody will write a geometric tessellation algorithm to find a solution. This is why techies often play devils advocate. This is also why girlfriends of techies often hurl solid projectiles towards their allegedly over-sized cranium.

    Lawyers on the other hand don't care about spirit of the law, they concentrate on manipulating emotions. Whether a jury, or even a client not to drop a case losing him billable hours ("no seriously, you have a really strong case"). Sure they work hard and do a lot of research, but they are very selective in their use of the findings. Give them the same facts on two different sides of the case and they come up with two very different conclusions.

    The techies can argue their way to what they think is the ideal solution, then just leave it to the lawyers as "just an implementation detail". :-)

    Phillip.

  173. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    I see, as I suspected this is like one of those questions that some teachers in high school used to love asking random students in front of the whole class, you're deliberately trying to make sure that no matter what answer you get there's always some little detail they left out (because they thought it was obvious or too far from the original question) that you can "correct" them on.

    Also, please note that I phrased my answer as a question, this was also deliberate as I suspected you were being vague to ensure that any answer given would "miss" something.

    /Mikael

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  174. Real lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about those of us who are lawyers with JDs and LLMs?

  175. Re:We can't draw final conclusions from those stat by swillden · · Score: 1

    True. And I didn't mean to imply that they were *actually* incompetent, just that a theoretically perfect prosecutor would never prefer charges that (s)he couldn't sustain in court, in which case the conviction rate (including pleadings) would be 100% -- BUT the system might still be just.

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  176. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    I noticed your sig.

    You wrote a bunch of other stuff in that post but I didn't read it. Too busy fiddling with this reply thingy.

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  177. Cost of a Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, unless you have a company or big criminal problems, you're probably never going to put an attorney on retainer. Or at least, not in the way you're thinking of. An attorney might justifiably want some of the money up front (it goes in his trust account, which is monitored by the state bar association), but most services you go to an attorney for will be charged at his hourly rate, or at an agreed-upon price. E.g., "You seem to need only a simple Will, so let's call it $40?"

    "Retaining" a lawyer is just giving him a chunk of change up front and requiring him* to work for you when you need his services. He's supposed to drop anything non-pressing he is doing and do stuff for you, taking money from his retainer fee as payment for service rendered.

    Notably, retaining a lawyer also prevents other parties from hiring him against you, due to a conflict of interest. Big corporations afraid of getting sued will often retain all the best lawyers in a given region. Hurray corporate powermongering.

    More to the subject though, most state bar associations have a Model Fee Schedule that attorneys can look at to base their fees on (the Supreme Court has said that it is illegal price fixing to do more than recommend.) Individuals will adjust the model fees by their experience and years of practice, typically, but it will give you an idea.

    As for finding the best attorney for a given job... An attorney's reputation in the legal community is his bread and butter; other attorneys will be able to tell you which hacks to avoid. If you don't have any attorney/judge colleagues/friends/family members to ask, you can start with the phonebook. Pick one; the bar association for the state you are in will have records of any complaints / discipline a given member has received - a starting point at least.

    Lawyers tend to forget that normal people don't deal with the tangle of the legal world on a day to day basis and indeed may have had the fortune to entirely avoid it. We'd just appreciate it if you'd remember that we aren't all wolves and RIAA jackals.

    -- an Electrical Engineer and Attorney

    *or her. Just for simplicity's sake.

  178. Some people are just stupid by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They are incapable of understanding anything complicated, just limited for whatever reason. Gasoline huffers etc.

    Other people are just as stupid.

    They are incapable of understanding that some things are so complicated that they can't be understood. Arrogant fucks don't realize how stupid they are claiming to 'understand' complicated chaotic systems.

    Everybody is narrowly stupid about something or other. They are just incapable of understanding complicated things in narrow fields. For example: I will never be better then a hack writer. I just don't do English worth a shit.

    They are further perpetually ignorant about other things. They just have no interest in them. That is different from being incapable of learning those things. I will never spend any hours learning to play bagpipes. Maybe I am incapable at that.

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    1. Re:Some people are just stupid by fm6 · · Score: 1

      People can be broadly stupid — but that doesn't make them stupid in any absolute sense. I think if you take somebody who's thoroughly ignorant, bigoted, idea-deaf, and full of themselves, and strip all that away, you'll find a core set of skills, some of which are better than yours. Everybody's good at something, assuming they have even the most basic survival ability.

      Of course, getting close to such a person for the purpose of figuring out how they tick can be pretty traumatic. One can hardly be blamed for keeping one's distance. This fosters the appearance of such a person as monolithically stupid. Doesn't mean they are.

  179. I figure that would face some resistance. by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    That'd probably face some voltage over current...

    Unlike Microsoft's law division, where instead of R = V/I we have R = futile.

    (SCNR)

  180. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by houghi · · Score: 1

    I would say techies and law (and many other things) do not go well together. I have noticed that many (if not most) techies think binary. So true or false. Guilty/not guilty. The law does not work that way, although tv shows like to say so.

    Most of what the law deals with is not murder amd even there each case will no be completely true/false.

    I try always to explain to a techie that things are not always OR/OR, often they are AND/AND.

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  181. In a nutshell then by dugeen · · Score: 1

    'Don't fall under suspicion'

  182. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US. But not in any Commonwealth country - Canada, Australia etc etc.

    There was Privy Council or something decision many years ago in the UK that allows even *illegally* obtained evidence to be used against an accused, and that decision was inherited by the common law systems of most (all?) Commonwealth countries. You'd have to prove that the evidence simply wasn't evidence (eg tampering) to get it thrown out. Good luck with that. Yes, they are supposed to get a warrant and there is ideally a documented chain of evidence. But if there isn't it won't necessarily torpedo their case. At least it was this way a few years ago, it may have changed but very unlikely, after all we are only losing rights lately. not gaining any.

    None of this nice improper search etc stuff you have in the US. It's one area where the US system is vastly superior - for one thing it discourages cops from passing bribes to get evidence.

    OTOH some countries still have a right to silence, which I believe is seriously weakened in the US and UK.

  183. Lies, damn lies, and conviction rates by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    Again, the majority of my attorney friends all say that prosecutors will only bring cases they are sure of winning. This is especially true if the prosecutor in question has political ambitions beyond his/her current job. Why bring marginal cases you might lose? It only makes your conviction rate look weak.

    If you make it to trial you've, most likely, already lost.

    Two of my criminal law friends have not gone to a complete jury trial in over TWO years.

    Prosecutors pick their battles, just like everyone else.

    -ted

  184. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by maxume · · Score: 1

    You misread the article. It isn't calling you an idiot, it is pointing out that the pain in your ass will begin long before you get to prison, and that it is likely to be expensive.

    Perhaps you are, for some reason, projecting.

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  185. Re:The Dunning-Kruger Effect... by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    I don't know about a behavioural psychologist named "Obama", one could name this effect after [sic].

    Some disorders, such as syphilis, are named not after the doctor who discovered it, but a patient who had the disorder.

    And the shoe does fit: we have an incompetent individual who grossly overestimates his abilities. So I predict that the disorder will soon be renamed in his honor.

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  186. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Dude, life is not a multiple choice test. Most teachers program students to think it is, since to them "teaching" means feeding students simplistic factoids and rewarding them when they regurgitate them upon demand. Such students tend to get all peevish when they encounter a real teacher, one who tries to teach actual thinking skills. Guess what? These teachers are not out to humiliate you. You're doing that to yourself.

    I was trying to do something sort of similar when I tried to get people to define ASCII. My point — my only point — was that many techies use "ASCII" to refer to whatever character set they're actually using, which nowadays is usually an extension of ASCII, and which varies depending on your locale and platform.

  187. Specialty Matters by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Bold up the bits about specialty. Picking the wrong lawyer can actually end up hurting your case more than anything else. There is no such thing as a lawyer that knows every aspect of every law.

    Most attorneys pick an area of law they are comfortable with and learn it, and only it, to the point of expertise. Asking them to represent you in a an area outside of their expertise is akin to asking a duck for directions - sure you might reach your destination, but you'll wade through a swamp to get there. A criminal trial lawyer who is flashy, well dressed, and quick on his feet in an OJ-style case, is likely to be helpless in front of a civil trial judge with a short fuse and a daily calendar of 300+ piss fights he's trying to get sorted by 5:00.

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  188. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    But come on- a screenshot generated on my computer as evidence?

    I could generate a screenshot on my computer of you doing anything.

    RIAA's evidence is so weak for civil trials that they frequently withdraw if the person actually goes to court. They are really about extorting $3,000 from people who would probably have to spend $5,000 to defend themselves. Even tho they would successfully defend themselves it is not worth it.

    It's legalized extortion and the game is starting to fall apart for RIAA as judges, juries, and lawyers are finally getting educated about the facts and are becoming aware of RIAA's abusive Z(and illegal) behavior.

    And that is what needs to happen. People need to learn just how easy it is to put things on someone else's computer. And to learn how easy it is to spoof someone else. And how unreliable screenshots are.

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    Those were cheap. It will be a bit more expensive to actually execute a subpeona, to get the sheriffs to confiscate the person's computer, to perform forensics on the computer in a legally valid environment and that means a clear chain of custody-- the computer must be locked up when it isn't being analyzed and while it is being analyzed, it has to be by a neutral party, not a Media-sentry type party.

    And that means when Riaa is wrong, the countersuit is going to sting like hell. And they are frequently wrong. They sue dead people, they sue people who do not own computers-- with so many actual infringers (thousands, tens of thousands, millions?), I'm astonished how terrible their track record is. They are not doing any due diligence at all.

    It's like saying "a person with red hair assaulted me" and that's proof enough to launch a $3k civil suit against you (who have red hair). Sure you can defend yourself-- but it is too expensive to actually do so.

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  189. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Here you go, I prepared the data so I could post it in my journal for future reference:

    The human race has thrived on what is effectively borrowed time.

    Fossil fuels are, everyone agrees, finite in supply. After we deplete our resources, they won't be replenished within the probable lifespan of the human race.

    "Carrying capacity" is the maximum population an ecosystem can support before becoming unsustainable. You don't see it right away, but over time exceeding the carrying capacity of an ecosystem will cause the population to crash. For example, if an island has enough vegetation to sustainably feed 200 deer, you could get 201 deer and there wouldn't be an immediate destruction, but eventually the island would be stripped bare and the entire population would die out.

    Once our reserves are depleted, the ability of the human race to feed itself will be restricted. We'll be suddenly trapped by the natural carrying capacity of the planet's ecosystems. It is essential that before then, the human race become technologically advanced enough to push the natural carrying capacity upwards to create enough food without fossil fuels, and equally essential that the human race manage their size to lower the target carrying capacity we'll need to reach with technology.

    If the population keeps growing at the current rate and technology to increase the natural carrying capacity of our farming ecosystems without fossil fuels continues to be ignored, humanity will be destroyed.

    We've got renewable power today. It's no magical source of infinite energy, even though it works extremely well for providing cheap renewable energy to places blessed to have the geography and the infrastructure.

    Today, we exist in the numbers we do only because fossil fuels power our expansion. Without them, we'd have to rely on biofuels, which history shows us can't even provide enough power for a population a fraction of the current size.

    Before fossil fuels were used to heat homes, wood was. That was the cause of deforestation in England -- with a much smaller population than today. After wood became impractical, coal was used. Similarly, after whale oil became much more difficult to procure, natural gas was used to light lanterns. Fossil fuels offset the fact that renewable sources of energy were all used in an unrenewable fashion. This devastation of renewable sources of energy was brought about by a population much much smaller than the population inhabiting the same area today. That's exactly the problem. Once the fossil fuels disappear, the population that was already sucking the natural renewable resources of the island dry is orders of magnitude larger, and will suffer. Even fish stocks have been decimated, leading to the collapse of fishing economies, like Newfoundland.

    Many people will respond with their favourite pet vapourware technology. Year after year, we continue to be promised a flying car[1], but we don't get it. Don't rely on vapourware to provide energy for a population 6 times greater[2] than the one that deforested England[3] and brought whales to the brink of extinction[4].

    I believe in technology, but I don't believe in miracles. I don't believe that technology is a perfect machine that will always provide us exactly the solution we desire. Much of the incredible advancement of the past couple centuries has been the elimination of biofuels in favour of cheaper fossil fuels.

    We're far past the carrying capacity of natural or man-made means of collecting solar energy. At our current rate, the amount of food we need just to feed outselves will double by 2080[5]. This is before we think about the amount of food that will have to be grown for conventional biofuels. The problem is that using biofuels with current technology is terribly inefficient. "In fact, even if the entire corn crop in the United States were used to make ethanol, that fuel would replace only 12 percent of current U.S. gasoline use."[6]

    There's no free lunch -- literally. No matter how you roll the n

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  190. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

    Dude, life is not a multiple choice test. Most teachers program students to think it is, since to them "teaching" means feeding students simplistic factoids and rewarding them when they regurgitate them upon demand. Such students tend to get all peevish when they encounter a real teacher, one who tries to teach actual thinking skills. Guess what? These teachers are not out to humiliate you. You're doing that to yourself.

    Why are you talking about multiple choice tests? I pointed out that you asked an open-ended question which had a "proper" answer long enough that it seemed you were deliberately trying to make it hard to "properly" answer it. This resulted in that you could step in and point out that the person who answered you "missed" some tiny detail. Of course in most cases a knowledgeable individual answering your post would be likely to deliberately omit certain information in order not to get too long-winded. And I've had plenty of teachers (from junior high up through university) and bosses who would use questions like that to seemingly "demonstrate" how the student/employee had gaps in his/her knowledge or as a jumping-off point (while simultaneously giving everyone the impression that the person answering the question knew less than the person asking the question).

    ... is usually an extension of ASCII, and which varies depending on your locale and platform.

    And I'm guessing a lot of people who read your post, me included, knew that damn well but didn't feel like launching into aforementioned long-winded explanation of every detail of ASCII, EASCII, UTF-8, ISO-8859-1 and their respective histories.

    Conclusion: You're acting like a pompous ass who's trying to cover up the fact that you're being a dick and trying to belittle those answering you.

    /Mikael

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  191. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    I came to the same conclusion you did -- we need to reduce the population of the planet.

    I posted my exact calculations and sources on my journal.

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  192. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    ....now, my journal contains the information in full form, with references.

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  193. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by hjrnunes · · Score: 1

    I clicked the right button, thank you. I know you didn't say that "lawyers are smart, everyone else is dumb". And I didn't mean to imply the opposite in case you wonder. I just wanted to say that the fact that lawyers - and other classes too - pretty much lack the principles of scientific reasoning makes it hard for us that have it, to understand the matters in which they are specialists, and makes it hard for them sometimes to understand our perspective which, I must say, is most of the times right. Something as basic as a syllogism poses difficulties to a lot of wanna be lawyers around here. Could be that teaching here sucks - which it does - but the basic principle still applies to all "non-scientific" areas students. And this has nothing to do with being smart or dumb. It has all to do with the kind of education you get. I, for one, consider myself lucky of having a scientific background. It helps me a lot in sorting out what's probably true from what's certainly false in all things life. Obviously there are plenty of exceptions but still, I think the rule applies quite generally.

  194. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    Perhaps my father was on to something when he tried to teach me that for all lawyers that exist none of them have any interest other than money and sucking the blood out of other people.

    Funny: that's what I taught my kids about techies! They are all BOFH-types, right? Yearning to lord their technical expertise over the rest of us who played sports when we were growing up. Those assholes!

  195. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    To expound a bit on what R2.0 said, recall that almost all proceedings for copyright infringement are civil. Thus, you need show only >50% assurance of the decision, rather than "beyond reasonable doubt."

    If you have "Sympathy for the Devil.mp3" on your computer, I'd say there's at least a 50% likelihood, less other counterarguments ("I wrote a song with the same title, here, let me play it for you," e.g.), that you have the Rolling Stones song on your HDD.

  196. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    The doctor gets a third, the lawyer gets a third (half if it has to go to court) and you get a third (unless it goes to court).

    What jurisdiction do you live in where 1/3 of pain and suffering damages go to the doctor(s) who worked on you and 1/6 goes to the court system?

  197. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    And, limiting ourselves to federal IP laws, it's actually impossible to pirate them, as they are public domain. Oregon would claim dominion over their state's codification of local law, though!

  198. Re:The Dunning-Kruger Effect... by Sique · · Score: 1

    But the disorder has already a name derived from the psychologists who first described and measured it. And they even state that it is a very common and normal behaviour for incompetent people. So why name it after a single person who happens to do something Dunning and Kruger measured as being average behaviour?

    80% of all motorists consider themselves being better than average drivers. So why not call it after a person having a car accident?

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  199. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to say that the fact that lawyers - and other classes too - pretty much lack the principles of scientific reasoning makes it hard for us that have it, to understand the matters in which they are specialists, and makes it hard for them sometimes to understand our perspective which, I must say, is most of the times right.

    I agree that lawyers tend to think differently than techies. And there are aspects of legal argument I'm not happy about. But to characterize the way techies think as "scientific reasoning" is ridiculous. What, we're more logical? Not from what I've seen on Slashdot! Better educated in the sciences? Broadly speaking that's true, but you still see techies recite some really stupid scientific howlers.

    (Even scientists often get stupid about science when they talk about a field that don't have much training in. Don't get me started on Carl Sagan and anthropology.)

    So basically, you are indeed saying that techies are smarter than lawyers, you're just hiding argument behind bigoted nonsense like "scientific reasoning". And that's precisely what I was arguing against.

  200. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Illinois, and my ex-wife was rear ended and had to sue. The award is based on medical bills. If you have, say, $5,000 in medical bills, you're awarded $15,000. $5k pays the medical bills, you and the lawyer split the rest.

  201. Re:The Dunning-Kruger Effect... by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    ...So why name it after a single person who happens to spectacularly incompetent -- AND egotistical?

    There, fixed that for you.

    The answer, of course, is because it's funny.

    80% of all motorists consider themselves being better than average drivers. So why not call it after a person having a car accident?

    Because it wouldn't be funny.

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  202. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 0

    I'm not the best person to ask as I've done a couple of degrees in CompSci and have over 15 years of programming experience (well official, stick another 10 years on that when younger). I'm not one of your 'self-taught techies'.

    Then I suppose you probably know the right answer to the question. Then again, maybe you think you do, but don't really. So let me ask it one last time: how many characters in the ASCII character set? It's only fair that you make an honest effort to understand my argument before making me parse your counterargument.

  203. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I see. I wasn't aware of a jurisdiction that defines "pain and suffering" as thrice medical bills. You learn something new every day, huh?

  204. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't change the fact that Hans Reiser was convicted without sufficient evidence, and what is more disturbing, without any investigation that would likely provide such evidence if police bothered to look for it.

    Apparently most people can't accept a valid criticism of a process when it can somehow support even a slightest defense of something or someone that is evil or wrong. Same applies to criticism of idiotic laws and processes related to "terrorism", "sex offenders" and other similar scares.

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  205. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by horza · · Score: 1

    Ok I'll bite. There are 128 characters in the ASCII character set including the null character.

    Phillip.

  206. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 0

    Sigh. You just had to ruin my whole day by knowing the right answer, didn't you?

    The point I was trying to make was that many techies seem to confuse ASCII with common 8 bit character sets, such as CP1252.

  207. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    Hans Reiser was convicted because he got up on the stand and told obvious lies to the jury, who (correctly) reasoned that one doesn't lie in a murder case unless one's covering up a murder. If he hadn't taken the stand, he might've gotten off. Regardless, there was plenty of evidence to convict him, as many people realized who weren't invested in the idea that there's no difference between logical and reasonable doubt.

    No criticism of a process is valid if the process itself is misunderstood, as many geeks do when the subject is the law. Thus, the OP.

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  208. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by Almahtar · · Score: 1

    I think this mindset is an easy trap for people that work well with computers to fall into (I know I've caught myself falling for it at times). The law, much like a programming language, config file, or program is a defined set of rules and behavior for dealing with a situation.

    It states in concise, as-specific-as-possible terms what to do in situation X. The problem for the technically inclined is, I think, that we can get caught up enough in the technicality of the laws that we forget the human element. There isn't really a "buffer overflow" here. You may be right by the letter of the law but there's room for the judge, prosecuting lawyer, or jury to fudge the lines when they see something they think is wrong.

    Turing machines still aren't so hot at that part.

  209. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    who (correctly) reasoned that one doesn't lie in a murder case unless one's covering up a murder.

    This is the most illogical claim I have ever heard about Hans Reiser -- and there are plenty of illogical things said about it.

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  210. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    Howso illogical? When someone is charged with murder, and they tell gross lies in trying to explain away the evidence, isn't the most logical conclusion that they're covering something up, that the real explanation is being hidden? And in the case of a murder trial, what's more worth hiding than the fact that one committed murder?

    Put another way, it's difficult to imagine what's worth covering up when the cost of covering it up is being found guilty of a murder you didn't commit.

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  211. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    What Hans Reiser claimed would be recognized as a "lie" only if it was already proven that he killed Nina. Otherwise it's circular reasoning. In fact he merely was wrong and occasionally illogical -- however a person that charged with a murder may be wrong, illogical and still innocent. Worse yet, hiding something while being charged with murder is not the same as being guilty of murder -- one may hide something completely different.

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  212. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    You've created a double bind for the jury: They can't decide that he's lying until they decide that he killed Nina; if they can't decide his statements are lies, then they must accept his claims at face value; if they accept his claims at face value, they can't decide that he killed Nina. Therefore, all he has to do is claim he didn't kill Nina by claiming he couldn't, and no jury could convict him without a videotape of him strangling her.

    In reality, the circumstantial case against him was strong, and he appeared to be lying in disputing the facts of that circumstantial case. I would have voted to convict, and I'm far, far from a law-and-order, hang-em-all type.

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  213. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by hjrnunes · · Score: 1
    I use that term for lack of a better one to describe what I want to say. It's my fault though. English is not my native language and I sometimes lack vocabulary to express myself unambiguously. Perhaps I'm not grasping the precise meaning of "techies" but I'm thinking engineers. And, since you mention it, I indeed think engineers are generally more smart than lawyers. But that's not what I wanted to say. I wanted to say that science generally makes a whole more sense than most laws, because it rests on what I called "scientific reasoning": no space for mystification, prejudice, incoherence and deceit. All arguments are examined, criticized and eventually accepted or dropped in the most rational way possible. This is what I wanted to describe as "scientific reasoning". Pretty much like how Sagan would describe it but, unfortunately, I don't have the gift of Writing as he did.

    BTW, I would be most interested in getting you started on Sagan and anthropology. Seriously. I have much respect for the man but he wasn't perfect. I think he would be the first to want to know as well.

  214. Re:Wow! Who ever would have guessed that!? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    I wanted to say that science generally makes a whole more sense than most laws, because it rests on what I called "scientific reasoning": no space for mystification, prejudice, incoherence and deceit.

    There's no language problem here. You said what I thought you said. And it's nonsense. Science does mystification, prejudice, incoherence, and deceit all the time.
    Their tools for detecting it are sort of better than in other fields, but that doesn't make scientists any less mystical, prejudiced, incoherence or dishonest — in a word, stupid — than people who don't use those tools.

    All arguments are examined, criticized and eventually accepted or dropped in the most rational way possible.

    Again, not true. Read about the history of phlogiston, cold fusion, and global warming. In each of these, scientists with a vested interest in a theoretical model simply refused to accept evidence that the model didn't work. In the case of cold fusion and global warming, there are still scientists who refuse to accept that debunked models are debunked.

    In the case of global warming, there's still a public debate over which side is right. (There is or there isn't a scientific consenus, depending on who you talk to.) But clearly one "scientific" model or the other is bogus.

    BTW, I would be most interested in getting you started on Sagan and anthropology.

    Sorry, don't feel like it. Read The Dragons of Eden and decide for yourself.

  215. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    You've created a double bind for the jury: They can't decide that he's lying until they decide that he killed Nina; if they can't decide his statements are lies, then they must accept his claims at face value; if they accept his claims at face value, they can't decide that he killed Nina. Therefore, all he has to do is claim he didn't kill Nina by claiming he couldn't, and no jury could convict him without a videotape of him strangling her.

    There is a simple solution for this -- try to determine if he killed Nina, not if he is lying or not.

    In reality, the circumstantial case against him was strong,

    No, it was not. The evidence would not be sufficient to convict him if the jury was not hostile toward him -- and that hostility had nothing to do with the crime. It was possible to get more evidence, however police never bothered to do so -- they singled him out at the very beginning, spent untold amount of time following him (but only him), yet couldn't even take a sample of blood without messing up. Middle school kids provide better reasoning in essays than those detectives did in their investigation, so the whole trial mostly consisted of attorneys throwing feces at both Hans and Nina.

    and he appeared to be lying in disputing the facts of that circumstantial case. I would have voted to convict,

    He appeared to be frustrated and illogical. Neither is an evidence of a murder. If he was charged with "being an asshole" or "acting like an idiot", most of the trial would make much more sense.

    and I'm far, far from a law-and-order, hang-em-all type.

    You are that very "type" if you think that.

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  216. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

    There is a simple solution for this -- try to determine if he killed Nina, not if he is lying or not.

    If he is accused of murder and he says he's innocent, then trying to determine whether or not he's lying is perfectly germane. If the DA says that X is circumstantial evidence of his guilt, and Reiser offers an innocent explanation, then judging whether or not he's lying is perfectly germane.

    The evidence would not be sufficient to convict him if the jury was not hostile toward him -- and that hostility had nothing to do with the crime.

    This is your speculation, unless you were on the jury. I don't feel particular hostility to Reiser, and all the evidence I heard of convinced me he was guilty of the crime he was accused of.

    He appeared to be frustrated and illogical. Neither is an evidence of a murder.

    He appeared to be telling lies when explaining guilty-looking acts, and that is circumstantial evidence of guilt. You make it sound like the jury saw a confused, stressed out geek and felt hostile to him because of that. In reality, they simply didn't believe his explanations, and concluded from his lies that he was covering up a murder. Which he was.

    You are that very "type" if you think that.

    Poison your own well, not mine.

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  217. Re:Lawyer? All you need is 12 people dumb enough.. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    If he is accused of murder and he says he's innocent

    If I was accused of that murder, I would say that I am innocent, too. And, being a foreigner, I would be perceived by that jury as a weird and threatening person who is likely to be lying to them. Does it mean, I have killed Nina?

    , then trying to determine whether or not he's lying is perfectly germane.

    By doing what, reading his mind? There is no reliable way to determine if a person is lying, other than finding out what the person was actually aware of -- and all witnesses in that trial were extremely unreliable, so the only way to be sure was to find evidence. In the end this wouldn't matter because lying about one thing does not prove lying about anything else, so instead of spewing bullshit about Hans and Nina's personal flaws they should have focused on actual evidence of a murder -- that police never bothered to provide.

    This is your speculation, unless you were on the jury.

    I don't have to be on the jury to see that their decision did not match the evidence.

    Poison your own well, not mine.

    I have already proven you wrong, so I merely state the fact that if you make a certain conclusion from insufficient evidence, you are a person who makes certain conclusion from insufficient evidence.

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