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The Perils of Ramming Products Down IT's Throat

snydeq writes "InfoWorld's Paul Venezia takes issue with the all-too-familiar practice of management dictating IT solutions to admins savvy enough to know the fiat revolves around far inferior products, in this case Nissan North America's embracing of Microsoft's Hyper-V. 'Very rarely do unilateral decisions by CIOs make for solid IT infrastructures, and they are generally at odds with what the admins on the ground are communicating,' Venezia writes, noting that upper managers who succumb to vendor tricks face a far worse fate than an infrastructure based on inferior technology — one devoid of the kind of expertise necessary to make the best of their flawed purchasing decisions. 'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'"

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  1. Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'

    Yeah, because the job market is just that good right now.

    1. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by qoncept · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. My entire attitude has changed. I still provide my input at work, do what I can to guide the decision makers toward what I think are the right decisions. But then if they make the wrong decision, I move on and keep doing my job. Maybe they could have done things better, but who cares? I'm still working.

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    2. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by eihab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'

      Yeah, because the job market is just that good right now.

      If you are "top-flight" the market has no control over you. Your job security is your knowledge and skills, not the salary you get every month.

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    3. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The headaches your job provides may end up being too much for the benefit. It may be worth it to people.

      Even if you don't judge it worth leaving, are you telling me that if management was constantly saying "use X" when it's not even in the right class, you wouldn't prepare to leave when the opportunity came? You don't want to have to fix problems that you predicted and warned against ahead of time forever.

      Remember, you don't have to leave until you have a new job. You could slowly look on the sly for 6 months or a year.

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    4. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How much demand is there for top-flight buggy whip makers? Longbowmen? Flint-knappers?

      Of course the market has an effect.

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    5. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Knara · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "top-flight" admins exist? I mean, I'm sure that "top-flight" systems analysts and what not exist, but admins?

      I know some very good admins, but I don't think the job field for those folks allows as much mobility as, say, a "top-flight" developer

      As an aside, "top-flight"? I think this is the first half-dozen times I've ever used that term. Is this some sort of recent linguistic import to the IT field?

    6. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by venom85 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not really. The market always has an effect. Regardless of your skills and knowledge, if there is no demand for those skills, you won't have employment. Once you have a job, your job security *should* be based on your skills and knowledge. (I say should because there are other factors out of your control, some of which are artificial due to government regulation) But the market always has an influence on your employment, regardless of what you know.

    7. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Government regulation wat?
      I can't think of any artificial regulatory factors visible to admins that are from the government and not from internal policy or the market.

    8. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How much demand is there for top-flight buggy whip makers? Longbowmen? Flint-knappers?

      Some. More importantly, if you're a top-flight longbowman, surely you are versatile and can translate those skills into using a recurve bow. Why then, you can compete in archery events and endorse products and make a good living.

      Likewise if you're a top-flight sys-admin then surely your skills are not completely in one product, but in the ability to learn products quickly and well and in overall knowledge of procedures and organization. Likewise part of being a top-flight sys-admin is staying current with technology, just as being a top-flight archer is keeping up with the latest bows and techniques. The market might affect how much money and what benefits you are likely to get moving to a new job, but the top-flight people I know in every field are smart enough to know money isn't everything and it's better to take a lower paying job playing with cool toys and enjoying yourself all day, rather than the best paying job dealing with idiots and broken junk that is frustrating and unrewarding.

      Incidentally, this is why $100 worth of beer on the company expense account provided in the fridge at work is going to be worth a lot more than $100 divided up as higher salary among your workers.

    9. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by InvisiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

      'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'

      Yeah, because the job market is just that good right now.

      If you are "top-flight" the market has no control over you. Your job security is your knowledge and skills, not the salary you get every month.

      Your knowledge and skills don't magically create food or pay your bills. If you choose to walk out on your current job (due to their utter stupidity or any other reason), you don't need job security, you need to get hired elsewhere. Your top-flight knowledge and skills may let you find a new job sooner than a fresh grad would, but I highly doubt there are many admins out there who can simply walk out of their current job and immediately into another one of their choosing in today's economy.

    10. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There probably do exist "top-flight" admins. But, like most professions, even "top-flight" personel can be replaced, even if sometimes you need to hire an entire department to replace a single employee.
      The only time you can't be replaced is if your skillset is unique AND your job can only be done by one single person.
      An employee that can think or perform in a unique way cannot be replaced because no matter how many others you hire, they won't think the same way.
      An employee that is 10x better than others CAN be replaced; by 10 others.

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    11. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, this is why $100 worth of beer on the company expense account provided in the fridge at work is going to be worth a lot more than $100 divided up as higher salary among your workers.

      Depends, is it Coors or Guiness? :-)

    12. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Within the labyrinthine bowels of the military industrial complex, availability of clearances counts.

      Sounds like venom85 is referring to jobs as a whole, not just admins, though.

    13. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      DREAM ON

      Real talent, knowledge and skills are no defense. There are plenty of people in HR and other decision making positions who will underestimate and undervalue some while overestimating and overvaluing others. I have seen some truly good people go while some real dirt-bags stay employed and I'm sure others have seen this story played out a thousand times before. And when it starts affecting the longevity on the resume, it doesn't matter how good you are. Employers will see short-term job hopping and wonder if the reason isn't you.

    14. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a good attitude and would mod you up.

      I'm the same way. In the past I've been given some bizarre direction. Sometimes it's the fault of IT management, but often the direction may come from the business side. There may be incentives to use a particular product. In some cases, the voodoo of corporate financing may dictate that they lease a product and a vendor may not have that option available so the company goes with a different and lesser product. I've even seen cases where a vendor gives huge incentives for buying a product suite that using a better product is difficult to justify.

      But the attitude that you will work with what's given (up to a point :D ) I think is worthwhile.

    15. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by sabs · · Score: 3, Funny

      He said 'beer' not watered down horse piss.

    16. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Gruturo · · Score: 1

      I'm a top-flight flint-knapper, you insensitive clod!

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    17. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So the Coors then...

    18. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by SuperQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know anyone using the term "top-flight" for sysadmins either. Mostly they're just bad-ass motherfuckers. :)

      But while we're using the term, all the "top-flight" "systems analysts" I've met couldn't sysadmin their way out of a wet paper bag. From what I can tell "analyst" is another word for "failing upwards".

      I know many "top-flight" sysadmins and systems-focused software engineers. None of them call themselves "analysts".

    19. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Depends, is it Coors or Guiness? :-)

      The last company I was at that did this generally had neither. A typical selection would be: Bell's Oberon, Red Stripe, Hacker-Pschorr, and Hoegaarden. There were also regular lunch meetings and random lunches on the company at local brewpubs.

    20. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Longbowmen?

      I hear there was quite a market for them in the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

    21. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Knara · · Score: 1

      Sure, but in many many groups "admin" and "operator" overlap, if they're not actually just synonymous terms.

      Then again, I may be overestimating how easy it would be for your generic IT worker to develop good work habits and a good knowledge base of their environment. So, you may be correct in your estimation.

    22. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      dealing with idiots and broken junk

      oh. ):
      *shoots self in head*

    23. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You have to be careful though.

      Sometimes "they" will set you up such that, when failure happens, they blame you not themselves. This happened to me where I was suddenly shifted from my usual task of documentation to a board design. I've done board designs in the past, but usually I had several months to review the project, contact parts suppliers, et cetera. They only gave me 2 weeks to finish the task. I said this is an impossible schedule but they didn't want to hear it. Worse - I didn't have the necessary tools on my machine. Even though my manager immediately submitted the request for OrCad install on my PC, it took them a week to get it done.

      So long story made short - I worked 100 hours over two pre-Christmas weekends (instead of shopping for my kids' presents) trying to finish a circuit card schematic, layout, and parts list in just *1* week. When I handed it over 1 day past their desired date, first they bitched at me because it had errors (well of course - that's what happens when you RUSH things) and then they blamed me for not meeting their unrealistic schedule. I didn't even get to defend myself and say, "The management was to blame with an unrealistic schedule." I was simply shown the door.

      And no you can't sue. Contract workers don't have rights.

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    24. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by DrgnDancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the thing people are missing here is that our stereotypical "top-flight" admin is not going to hear about the new Hyper-V deployment, throw up his hands and walk out onto the street. He's going to hear about it, argue against it, tell his boss it's a bad idea, and eventually, if the decision was particularly horrid or part of a pattern of bad decisions, start looking for a new job. After he finds a new job (which given the economy may take a bit longer than usual, but *will* happen if he really is that good), then he'll walk out.

      Bad management decisions don't result in an immediate loss of talent (unless the bad decision is firing the talented people of course), they result in a gradual drain of talent. Whether you've lost all your good people in a single moment of terrible decision making, or lost them over the course of the last year as they got frustrated and left, you've still lost them.

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    25. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...You don't want to have to fix problems that you predicted and warned against ahead of time forever.

      I can think of many unemployed grads who would beg for that kind of job security. Keeping a CYA folder documenting your warnings and opinions and use it to deflect unfair blame, then beef up your troubleshooting skills and ingenuity cobbling together broken solutions. You'd be one of the valuable few who knows what the hell is going on when the house of cards begins to fall.

      If the situation becomes hostile and/or abusive (as often happens when a single morsel of meat is thrown in a cage with starving dogs), it's lawsuit time. Those with medical insurance could go under the care of a shrink and tell him that the stress of the job is causing them to feel suicidal, then they could have a nervous breakdown and claim disability. Employers will think twice about using hard-working employees as whipping boys when they're paying for 'em to sip Mai Tais on the beach every day for a year.

    26. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know about top flight, but I can tell you this for nothing:

      The industry is full of bottom-flight system admins. People who heard there was money in computing, people who got an MCSE through a company that "guarantees an MCSE in 3 weeks!!11", people who have all the experience that they should be great but still seem to be unable to do even the most basic tasks.

      And a lot of employers can't tell the difference between these people and those who really do know what they're doing, even after they've hired them.

    27. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because the job market is just that good right now.

          Exactly.

          Hell, Imagine you're offering a job. That job is a mix Win31/311/95/98/ME/NT/2k/XP/2k3/Vista/2k8 environment with 500 machines in a single broadcast domain; AND no machine had ever been patched; AND patching was explicitly forbidden; AND security precautions of any sort were forbidden; AND every machine had at least a dozen viruses; AND I would be one of a team of two, and the other guy is a blind mute quadriplegic from somewherelseivania who was only hired to fill some really sad attempt by upper management to meet EEOC guidelines. Oh, and did you mention that it is salary with the assumption of 40 hr/week, but the reality will be over 100 hr/wk, but the salary is $17k/yr.

          I'm one of I'm sure quite a few Slashdot readers who is out of work right now. $17k is a damned lot more than I'm making now. You could probably have a few thousand candidates who would show up, and we'd all smile and ask "so you can afford to pay me, right?" We'd all seem happy to work at it, until the day comes when a real job comes along.

          Unfortunately, none of us won't get that job. We'll get undercut by some kid right out of high school who will say "Hey, I'll do it for $10k/yr". What's he care? He still lives with mom, and she's paying for his gas and food. Of course, he'll eventually end up being the 40 year old guy that is STILL living with him mom, and goes on a psychotic murder spree, and no one will ever really know why. "Oh, he seemed like such a nice guy. He was quite and kept to himself. But yes, we did notice UPS bringing boxes with old Soviet symbols on them, and some said things like Kalashnikov".

          Hmmm. Maybe I'm happier being unemployed. At least when that guy cracks, I won't be anywhere near him. :) We already lost one recently. Well, the network admin for San Francisco didn't actually crack and shoot anyone, did he? He just ran with all the passwords. :)

         

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    28. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10% of admins must be black to ensure we have a fair society, duh!

    29. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by initdeep · · Score: 1

      so this list of piss is the reason you listed as a past employer then.............

    30. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by TikiTDO · · Score: 1

      Logic? On this site? What is the world coming to.

    31. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did you not understand at the outset that you were being set up for failure?

    32. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by initdeep · · Score: 1

      considering federal minimum wage is $7.25/hour (http://www.dol.gov/esa/whd/regs/compliance/posters/minwagebw.pdf), no, they can't undercut you to $10k/year for a 40 hour per week work week.

    33. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Swizec · · Score: 1

      I hate to be a kill joy, but I still have jobs flying my own way without anyone asking them and whenever I do poke my nose out and ask if anyone needs some work done there are offers coming in literally within minutes.

      It's not the state of the job market that's the problem, it's people's attitude that is.

    34. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe they could have done things better, but who cares? I'm still working.

      fair enough, and there is a lot to be said that inferior technology that works is good technology, even if you think you could do better with something else. (the collorary of that is that sometime the existing tech is fine, yet plenty of "hotshot" admins/coders/geeks think they know better)

      However, in the cases where the technology is truly bad (like the "Enterprise-class" software we have to use at work) then you will only harm your self-confidence, your sense of self-worth and your overall satisfaction with yourself. After a while you'll start to not give a damn about other things too, and your skills will slowly fade, and the next thing you know - you're stuck in a crappy job you hate.

      Sometimes you need to vote with your feet, there are plenty of jobs still out there - you may have to do well in the interview, 'cos they're not hiring any chimp who brings a copy of 'C# for dummies' with him, but good people will always be employed.

    35. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. It sucks if you work retail, but all the big software companies in the northwest are hiring. Microsoft and Amazon both have more people now than they did a year ago. If you hear a software company complaining about the economy right now, translate that to "We think we can get away with this because you're scared right now" rather than things actually being bad.

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    36. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      How much demand is there for top-flight buggy whip makers? Apparently a lot (Interesting how language changes over time.)

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    37. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

          I'm there. I have the resume, and history to prove I know my job. It's been about 2 years of downhill slide, where things went from bad to worse to ... well ... I have all kinds of time to write on here now. I do odd jobs, look for real IT employment, and surf the web.

          Nope, it's not about who you know, or what skills you have. It's not even about who drops dead any more. Back in the day, if someone died (or retired, whatever), that position would be filled by someone else. Now, if a position becomes empty, it's simply declared unneeded, and never filled. You'd be amazed how many IT guys I had to knock off to find that their positions weren't being filled by anyone. :)

          (For the feds reading, I'm just kidding about that last part. Now please review my file again.)

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    38. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Employers will see short-term job hopping and wonder if the reason isn't you.

      I would think that somebody that's truly good at their chosen field wouldn't keep landing jobs at shitty companies. I know strings of bad luck happen sometimes, but once you see a couple of shitty companies you learn how to sniff them out before you accept the job.

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    39. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by abigor · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the IT job market is not the same as the developer job market. An IT person may very well be "working retail", as an admin for some retailer that is going through hard times.

    40. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Informative

      This sounds like a valuable lesson. Next time this happens, simply don't do the job at all, because it's a no-win scenario. Instead, immediately start looking for a new job.

      Also, if you're a contractor, why would you work 100+ hours/week? Part of being a contractor is that they can't do that to you; they have to pay you for all overtime. If they don't, you get to sue, and since you have a signed contract in-hand, it's pretty hard for them to contest it.

    41. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by gmack · · Score: 1

      Top flight or no vendors often combine tag teams of manipulative sales reps and over payed technical advisers and if you get in their way they are very good at making you look stupid.

      This happened to me a few years ago when the company I worked for payed $5 000 a month plus capacity plus usage using a complicated formula for a 10 mb fiber connection to a large Telecom. One day I realized we could just buy a rack from the hosting company one floor below us and run a cat5 cable and reduce our fees to $500 a month plus usage. When I mentioned this to management the telecom provider send the tag team over to do everything they could to make me look stupid. They questioned whether the company could survive the downtime and pointed out how much more money they spend on infrastructure than the smaller company (they were 80% above capacity). And pointing out that they were a billion dollar organization that would never go anywhere while the smaller company could disappear any day. Ironically two months later the larger company went bankrupt so they ended up making the change anyways and the smaller company is still turning a profit.

    42. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by scorp1us · · Score: 1
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    43. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I do think that a lot of the angst in terms of a particular solution being implemented has a lot to do with admin egos. In my experience, while one solution may be preferred for some good reasons, other solutions will work just fine. Give your advice, accept the end decision, implement the new decision, and shut up. The big caveat here is in ERP/MRP systems. Choosing the wrong Virtualization platform, firewall, Anti-Virus package, whatever can be a pain for the IT department but choosing the wrong ERP system can absolutely ravage a company. I have seen places decide on an ERP system that was inadequate or waaaaay too complex for what they were trying to accomplish, often because of someone in Upper Management having a buddy that sells said system.

      I am lucky to be with a company that is mostly cooperative towards me because while there are jobs out there, I sure as heck wouldn't want to be voting with my feet right now. Two years ago I was getting a lot of calls from recruiters and the like seeing if I would be interested in positions they were trying to fill. In the last 9 months, those calls have been few and far between.

    44. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Petrushka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How much demand is there for top-flight buggy whip makers? Longbowmen? Flint-knappers?

      As a sibling poster said, some. You're generalising on the basis of no data. Even in those areas "top-flight" people can -- and will, if they go independent rather than rely on someone else to employ them -- have a career. Here's one longbow manufacturer in China that employs 58 people; here's a buggy whip specialist in the US. (Flint-knapping was never really commercial, but there are still amateur associations, and some people even manage to make a living out of it.)

    45. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about Buggy Whips per-se, but a good whip manufacturer can make a good living and sell their products across the globe for a high premium. A good bull-whip can sell for hundreds of dollars, for example.

    46. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by ajlisows · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, "Top-Flight" Admins may not necessarily exist but "Bottom of the Barrel" Admins sure do. It may not be easy initially to spot the difference. Garbage Admins may be able to answer some technical questions that you throw at them if they have dealt with the tech you are discussing. After you hire them on you'll see that they can perform some basic tasks, have no desire to learn anything new, have no idea how to handle problems they have never encountered, and are too lazy to do anything but the absolutely minimum amount of maintenance that they can get by with doing to keep the systems from bursting into flames. Their idea of a job well done will be calling in a consultant to fix a problem while they stand there slack jawed, helpless, and generally not bothering to find out how to fix it themselves if it happens again.

    47. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Knara · · Score: 1

      that's enough out of you, superq!

    48. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Wanna bet? It may not be legal, but he'll be collecting a paycheck, and other legitimate employees won't.

          For example, it could be clearly stated "You will only work 20 hours per week, for $10k/yr, or approx $9.61/hr". Unstated in contract but with a wink and a nod, is that he will work from home as necessary to accomplish the job at 100 hours per week. As long as he's happy, and neither side disclose anything, no one will be the wiser, until the 18 year old kid wants more.

          Technically, the fed requires a minimum of $455/wk, or $23,660k/yr, which is the magic number that the employer can then demand 100 hrs/wk, which drops the actual pay rate down to [drum roll] $4.55/hr.

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    49. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes "they" will set you up such that, when failure happens, they blame you not themselves.

      IT: "But I TOLD you it wouldn't work!"
      MGMT: "Yes. You told me. But you did not CONVINCE me."

      Paraphrased from The Last King of Scotland.

    50. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Atrox666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People don't leave all at once like you say what you get is the Dead Sea Effect.http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/04/12/2241216
      Most of these companies would rather have a cheap admin from India with poor communication skills and worse tech savvy.
      The Indian would be on contract and would not add to head count. They will happily pay more for bad service because they really don't care if IT is done well. They do care about head count. If something goes really wrong they will change companies and get another admin who can't speak English or manage a system. Problem solved.

    51. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by RattFink · · Score: 2, Funny

      If your horse's piss looks thicker or darker then Guiness, I think it's time to seriously re-evaluate what you are feeding them.

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    52. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Spykk · · Score: 2, Funny

      If educational computer games have taught us anything, a top-flight longbowman can look forward to a long career of defending cities from tanks and aircraft.

    53. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yes I knew I was being setup for failure. What part of "I said this is an impossible schedule but they didn't want to hear it," did you not comprehend Mr. Anon. Coward? Still I wanted to at least play ball, because I knew I wouldn't be able to find another job under this current economy. And I was right.

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    54. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, in the cases where the technology is truly bad (like the "Enterprise-class" software we have to use at work) then you will only harm your self-confidence, your sense of self-worth and your overall satisfaction with yourself. After a while you'll start to not give a damn about other things too, and your skills will slowly fade, and the next thing you know - you're stuck in a crappy job you hate.

      Only if you base your self-esteem on your job. I got out of that rat-trap a long time ago. Work is work; it's not life nor your identity. Work is a lot more enjoyable now, and the challenges and assholes easier to surmount when my whole sense of self-worth does not hinge on the outcome.

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    55. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      I only feed my horses bullets, and they likes it that way.

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    56. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>Instead, immediately start looking for a new job.

      Oh I did. But there's none out there. Literally. So I was basically trapped with nowhere to go. After all, how many jobs are hiring the week before Christmas?

      >>>they have to pay you for all overtime.

      I know. I earned $9,000 in just two weeks. I knew I was screwed, but I made sure to screw them back and take as many hours as I could squeeze-in before the firing happened. On the day of termination they left me "finish the day out" so I charged 13 hours instead of the usual 8. Fuck the bastards up the ass.

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    57. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by DrVomact · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Contract workers don't have rights.

      That clarifies the scenario. I suspect that your PHB-of-the-moment got this fecal matter dropped on him from on high. If you'd been listening at his door you probably would have heard him muttering to himself: "Get out that circuit board design by when?...oh noes...what to do? Ah! This calls for a human sacrifice!"

      See, your PHB had to have an excuse to cover his butt. So he handed the brown mess to a contractor—i.e., somebody who doesn't even work for the company, and whom nobody cares about. Then he told his boss: "Man, that contractor from Dead Body Shops really screwed us over! What a totally incompetent idiot! But you know how those body shops are...man I certainly would never actually hire anybody like this!" At this point, all the upper-middle managers in the meeting are nodding sympathetically, because this is a well-known and efficacious ritual. They work themselves into a state of sincerely believing that it really wasn't your boss's fault, that you were a lazy, incompetent, crack-smoking moron (people will believe anything about a contractor once he ceases to exist in the local frame of reference). They will then absolve your ex-PHB of his sins, "cut him some slack", and "give him time to get the new guy (and future sacrifice) up to speed".

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    58. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Ceseuron · · Score: 1

      If you are "top-flight" the market has no control over you. Your job security is your knowledge and skills, not the salary you get every month.

      Here's a bit of helpful information for you:

      Creditors who are expecting your monthly payments on time for credit cards, rent, house payments, car payments, and so forth don't take your knowledge and skills in lieu of payment. Only a fool walks away from his current employer without first securing a position at another, especially in this economy. There aren't enough employers out there begging for "top flight" talent to justify walking away from a job because management ran afoul of your opinion.

      Furthermore, knowledge and skills are not job security. Rather, they play a significant role as one of the many facets of job security. Other factors, including attitude, ethics, productivity, and communication skills, play equally relevant roles in ensuring job security. You can have all the knowledge and skill in the world at IT, but if you possess only negligible amounts of any of the other aforementioned traits, then you're no better off than the kid flipping burgers for minimum wage.

    59. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sometimes "they" will set you up such that, when failure happens, they blame you not themselves.

      IT: "But I TOLD you it wouldn't work!" MGMT: "Yes. You told me. But you did not CONVINCE me."

      Paraphrased from The Last King of Scotland.

      Maybe next time they'll listen. Probably not, though - I'd be okay with them falling down an elevator shaft, though.

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    60. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by h4rr4r · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps you should have just spent that time getting a new job?

      And don't say there aren't any, since last month offers have been great as far as I can tell.

    61. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      hey, just because you don't like lager, don't rag on the company. That's mostly decent beer (except red stripe :))

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    62. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by coxymla · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's spearmen! The longbowman can however successfully *attack* tanks and aircraft, and even cruise missiles.

    63. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Real talent, knowledge and skills are no defense.

      But those plus cash in the bank are more than a defense, they are a tactical advantage.

      And when it starts affecting the longevity on the resume, it doesn't matter how good you are. Employers will see short-term job hopping and wonder if the reason isn't you.

      At which point it is time to become a contractor. We hop jobs all the time because it is expected, good skills let us charge top-dollar and top-dollar rates put money in the bank so we can afford to say no to the bullshit jobs.

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    64. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by noz · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a valuable lesson. Next time this happens, simply don't do the job at all, because it's a no-win scenario. Instead, immediately start looking for a new job.

      Good advice. I had a similar situation: brought into an already doomed project. I made my disclaimer, did my best (and pretty well) and copped shit at the end. Thanks for nothing.

    65. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I have to amend my advice after reading the OP's reply. If you're a contractor, you should go ahead and work, especially if you can get the overtime, so you can build up some extra money to help until you find a new job. But if you're a salaried employee, there's no point to working hard on a doomed project, you might as well just slack off unless you can make the experience look good on your resume.

    66. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll take that bet. I can beat 17k a year working at starbucks and so can the kid. But hell, maybe the kid is actually smart, works for a year, then demands back pay with documentation supporting the notion that the job is a 100hr/wk thing and the management damn well knew it going in. even at 9.61/hr, treble damages and 100hr/wk actual salary can make things very expensive for the employer

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    67. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by quanticle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lets be honest here. How many of us are actually "top-flight"? I'd be willing to bet a whole lot less than the number of people who respond in the affirmative. Given that we're not likely to be top-flight, no matter what we think, your advice has relevance for only a vanishingly small number of admins, most of whom probably don't need to hear it anyway. As for the rest of us, we do need to worry about the job market. There are going to be fewer jobs, as companies find that they're able to limp along with two or three fewer developers and sysadmins than is optimal.

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    68. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by quanticle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An employee that is 10x better than others CAN be replaced; by 10 others.

      Even if the employee can't be replaced by 10 others, management isn't going to fire the 10 people they just hired and rehire the old employee at his or her previous salary. Doing so would be a blatant admission of failure by whoever did the original firing and replacement.

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    69. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by zifferent · · Score: 1

      You sir, are a cynical genius.

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    70. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by quanticle · · Score: 1

      To be fair, this is where working at small companies that are willing to give references helps. Too often, if a prospective employer calls a previous employer's HR department, all they'll get is a simple confirmation that you worked there, with no other details. However, if you work at several smaller companies, you're likely to get real reviews - maybe giving you the "in" that you need with the current prospect.

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    71. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by American+Expat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Bad management decisions don't result in an immediate loss of talent (unless the bad decision is firing the talented people of course), they result in a gradual drain of talent. Whether you've lost all your good people in a single moment of terrible decision making, or lost them over the course of the last year as they got frustrated and left, you've still lost them.

      Somebody give me an AMEN!

      I've been through this a couple times in my career, and in my experience it's anything but a slow process. There's often 1-2 people that are the keys to holding a tight team together, and once one of them checks out it can be a mad rush for the door. In once case, a top-50 ISV that I was working for lost over 1/3 of it's engineering staff (and probably 75% of its experience and tribal knowledge) in a 6 week period, all because one key person gave up. And yes, this was during a "down" time in IT.

      Unfortunately, I am going through this AGAIN right now. The small ISV I work for had a board fight where one faction ended up taking control and firing ALL members of the executive staff with software development experience, and replaced them with friends and contract executives (yes, such beasts exist!). The resulting display of incompetence has been excruciating to watch, and we have already lost several key people. There are still a handful of good people holding the team together against all odds, but my guess is we are one more resignation away from the tipping point.

      It's no fun, let me assure you.

    72. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've been out of work since January 6. Although I do receive calls for jobs, every one of those openings get around 1000 resumes (according to the headhunters I've talked to) such that the competition level is high (1 opening for 1000 engineers). I haven't had a single interview since March, and don't really expect to get one until January 2010 when new spending budgets arrive.

      >>>And don't say there aren't any, since last month offers have been great as far as I can tell.

      First off I'll say what I want (I'm a freeman).
      Second until you've tried looking for a job,
      you have no clue. You're just guessing.

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    73. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I should have studied business. It's the managers, politicians, and lawyers who have all the power. We're just "human resources".

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    74. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I wasn't prepared for so much realism in a single post!

    75. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sound about rights. When I received the email from my manager (who also happened to be a contractor) which said, "Where's that circuit card design? If you can't do it, I'll find somebody who can," I knew for certain my time was up. I finished the design on Sunday morning and then sat-around surfing the net and watching my paycheck climb at $75 each hour. The axe fell two days later.

      And I don't blame my manager, although that email threat was uncalled for. I blame the manager-of-the-manager-of-the-manager that made the idiotic promise to the U.S. government, "We'll have this whole crane design done by February 1." They were just trying to win themselves a 1 million dollar bonus, which I'm sure they never got. You simply can't do the impossible and even if you could, would YOU want to sit inside a crane that was designed in less than two months?

      Not me.

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    76. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you drink beer. My company has beer-30 on Friday afternoons. I hang out sometimes, but get no supposed benefit from the generosity. (The break from work isn't too bad, though.)

    77. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      One must question why you worked so hard then?

    78. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Coors then?

    79. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have an option. Nissan outsources sys admin to IBM, soon to change to EDS. Outsourced peoples don't have voice on company choice, they just swalow...

    80. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by ruewan · · Score: 1

      Knowledge and skill... if only that were true. Employers are often as good as choosing the technology as they are at choosing people. It is all about your marketing skills not your technical skills.

    81. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by mick88 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Totally agree - a pattern of bad decisions should be enough to send anybody out looking for a new job. But I gotta say: most of the best IT people I know don't run from a job because the boss wants to change the platform / put it a new one- however crappy it may be. The best ones out there usually find a way to learn something new, work around the limitations, and maybe add another valuable skill to the resume. And then if life is still sucking, they hit the bricks.

      In my own experience - it's been the crappy, do-the-minimum, the-world-is-so-stupid, IT people that throw the biggest tantrums when the boss or anyone decides to implement a solution that they didn't personally back.

      The best IT people seem to be ones who got into IT because they love learning something new and are usually up for a challenge. Most of the garbage ones are just collecting a paycheck and don't like work - which is required to put in a solution you are unfamiliar with or don't like.

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    82. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Well said. I was doing the fulltime corporate bullshit job until 2 years ago. Called it quit one day, took time off, traveled, did a certification, and waited for better job and better people. Couldn't be happier. On top of that, now I am purely on contract basis (full time offer was there though) - works wonderfully well - for me, as well as the people I work for.

      It's amazing to feel much better about your work, your skills and hence yourself - just by being in the right place. I wish I had done this earlier, though.

    83. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by irtza · · Score: 1

      Good advice Wally! -- Dilbert

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    84. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by socceroos · · Score: 1

      My personal favourite is honey mead. The good stuff, fit for kings.

    85. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another "unemployed actor"... You can wait tables in the meantime. And moonlight at the Geek Squad :-)

    86. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Sxooter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but often putting 10 people on the same job one genius could do in a week results in a year long project that never reaches its goals. It's "The Mythical Man Month" at work.

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    87. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Well, you may not be able to beat it. Starbucks, like any other employer, have a finite set of positions for a much larger yet finite pool of potential employees.

          These days, for any job, there are thousands of people who would love to have it.

          Myself, I've applied at every tech job in 100 miles, along with Best Buy, CompUSA (yes, it's still in my area), and small mom & pop shops. I'm not that picky right now, but I do draw my line at a 3 month contract for $9/hr in a distant major metro area. Sorry, $9/hr isn't going to cover cost of living, and I have $0 for moving expenses. I don't know why the head hunters are bothering, other than the fact that THEY are just as desperate as we are.

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    88. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by rubi · · Score: 1

      But the attitude that you will work with what's given (up to a point :D ) I think is worthwhile.

      I agree, one has to work within the constraints of the company, and most times those are financial. As times are, getting a new job is not that easy, even for very good persons. Even then, if the product really isn't worth the effort, then one has the duty to make as much noise as possible until they either listen or tell you to stop.

      I have seen my share of decisions like these, and sooner or later they come back and "bite" the one that pushed it.

      Only thing worse (in my consideration): what I call "magazine technologists".

    89. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      I go for amber and brown ales, personally. And pinot noir is tasty now and again.

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    90. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > Lets be honest here. How many of us are actually "top-flight"?

      Bingo! We have a winner here.

      So many people think they're "top flight". Truth is most of the employees and companies in the world are not top-flight. They can't be by definition :).

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    91. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      The tough thing about applying at Starbucks or for a retail job is that despite all the great technical knowledge you have, there are actually high school drop-outs who are better qualified for those jobs than you are.

      Add to that the fact that some businesses want a cool youthful atmosphere and you're getting too long in the tooth and thick in the middle to qualify as cool.

    92. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      REALITY TIME

      Well here's the thing, any company that keeps the shit over people of value, are companies that would try to shaft you in the long run for being an honest and hard working employee, aren't companies worth getting hired at, there are a lot of shitty jobs out there; that's why I left my last job. The lazy, unproductive people were keeping their jobs because they knew how to appeal to ego, those who actually worked and tried to do their job got intimidated and harassed by upper management and were berated into receiving less pay. I saw good people getting berated into quitting as well (you can either stay and work at the bottom rung of the company, or you can quit) so the company didn't have to pay unemployment. When one of the new management assholes revised the visio file of the company hierarchy that put IT at the lowest position in the company, and walked up to me and put it in my face saying "This here is why you do not question me, you are not management in this company, whoever said you were was lying, IT is not a big deal, you serve us and do what we say, you do not dictate anything about computers, we know best, that's why we're directors, you're just a low-level employee, oh and I don't even understand why you get paid for something geek squad can do for cheap!" Oh, this bitch was a CPA too.

      Yeah, companies that keep the trash are worth crying over if they don't hire you.

      Real talent, knowledge and skills arent a defense, they're an offense. Your defense is how well you can mix bullshit in to keep management types happy. Though if all they crave is bullshit and no real world results, but only results that show up on a pie chart, then it isnt worth it. The real twist of this economic downturn is that the bullshitters and the incompetent are going to fail, and the upstarts and the people who can hold their own will succeed. It may not be true in all cases, but let's put it this way; the company I was working at will be lucky if they're still around in 2 years. All the people that made it what it was were pushed out or quit, all they're left with are PHB's, bureaucrats, and people who aren't aware of the massive shitstorm that is about to hit full force next month when existing vendor contracts start expiring and will not be renewed because the vendors cut ties due to ego flexing by upper management. :)

    93. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you just suck

    94. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by socsoc · · Score: 1

      Being an admin at a retailer isn't the same as working retail.

    95. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by sco08y · · Score: 1

      We're just "human resources".

      Yeah, who the fuck came up with that abominable phrase? In this era, the most easily offended person determines what's offensive, and companies have to enforce that. I'm not even against it, after all, I don't want to make someone miserable by telling filthy jokes if they really bother them. But by the same token, why can't I complain that I am offended at a term that suggests I'm nothing more than chattel? It boggles the mind.

    96. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by sco08y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Likewise if you're a top-flight sys-admin then surely your skills are not completely in one product, but in the ability to learn products quickly and well and in overall knowledge of procedures and organization.

      And the human resources troll reading a paragraph like that doesn't see ACME-FOOLATOR 12.5 WITH MEGA-XML, and tosses your resume in the garbage.

      Yeah, yeah, I know, networking and all that.

    97. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a 'top flight admin' leaving a company because he disagrees with management in a downturn, hire freeze economy does what? That's right, it does jack squat. Get off your silly pedastal.

    98. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but all of us who are playing this "keep your head down" game are also keeping score. You know you are.

      When times are better, we'll know for certain that either a) the grass isn't really greener at other places, or b) we've put up with enough of the BS and it's time for a change of scenery and a pay raise to boot.

      What goes around, comes around.

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    99. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by sjames · · Score: 1

      All that means is that if the executive level does such stupid things now, they set themselves up for a mass exodus as soon as the economy improves, exactly when they will have the hardest time finding replacements and least be able to afford to be caught short on staff.

    100. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

      I wish you good luck, and the courage to hang on...

    101. Re: Had a chuckle at this. by A1rmanCha1rman · · Score: 1

      "Employers will see short-term job hopping and wonder if the reason isn't you."

      Not if they are aware of the the Theory of Almighty Redundants, which in a nutshell goes like this:

      A competent worker is a perfectionist and is thorough, and knows his or her worth, regardless of economic conditions or the stupidity or otherwise of upper management. They rarely stay employed though, because of the other kind of worker, the Almighty Redundant.

      These are the "real dirt-bags" that "stay employed" because "plenty of people in HR and other decision making positions who will underestimate and undervalue some while overestimating and overvaluing others"

      Fact is, the Almighty Redundants are just as aware of their lack of worth, and in a recession/downturn, when the proverbial "axe" is about to swing, protect themselves with arrays of fraternity /sorority /ass-licking /cock-sucking subservience and sycophancy. The result is, they survive, and the good ones move on.

      With every successive downturn and swinging of the proverbial axe, the Almighty Redundants consolidate, and eventually a point is reached where none remain other than the Almighty Redundants.

      At this point the company is doomed beyond any salvation, and no hirings and firings will recover the company from certain death.

      Any company worth its salt and still holding its own commercially will be well advised to be on its guard to avoid hiring Almighty Redundants, particularly in a recession, and should also be on the eternal lookout for Competents, who are neither people with long or short job terms on their CVs, but simply people good at what they do, period.

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    102. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Is this some sort of recent linguistic import to the IT field?

      #include "top-flight"

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    103. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes you need to vote with your feet, there are plenty of jobs still out there - you may have to do well in the interview, 'cos they're not hiring any chimp who brings a copy of 'C# for dummies' with him, but good people will always be employed.

      Are you sure about that? I left my company voluntarily (due to personal reasons) 2 months before the shit hit the fan. In my company (a multi-billion corp) I was considered very good. 5 months back I started looking for a job. My resume is quite good, but I did not get a single call for interview for the last 5 months. So, yes, I believe the market is very bad nowadays and it is quite difficult to get a job.

    104. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Only if you base your self-esteem on your job. I got out of that rat-trap a long time ago. Work is work; it's not life nor your identity. Work is a lot more enjoyable now, and the challenges and assholes easier to surmount when my whole sense of self-worth does not hinge on the outcome.

      Congratulations -- now you are a part of the problem for all of us.

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    105. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      This what the CYA folder is for.

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    106. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The great thing about extremely knowledgeable about a certain product or technology is that you can sell your knowledge in order for others to sell their product. Yeah, I'm talking about going into Marketing. Putting the details down which techs want to hear hidden among the blurb which impresses the PHB.

      You won't get top-ring sys-admin pay, but you'll get petrol in your car and gas in your oven.

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    107. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Get out and exercise more, then look for a job in any industry. Your next employer will see from your resume that you're not a slacker when it gets tough, and you knuckle down to what needs to get done.

      Do charity work. You have the time.

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    108. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I understand yuour attitude, but if you think about it, its one where you really don;t care about your job. Where the job you do is of little importance to you.

      Most people I know are driven to do the best they can, regardless of whether they are employed by someone else or working for themselves. Its a condition of human nature to try to do your utmost, just for the sake of doing it. Not to please the boss, not to earn more.

      Imagine if everyone had your opinion. Society would collapse in a heap of crap. (left out by the trash men as they couldn't be bothered to pick it up this time round) :)

    109. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by noundi · · Score: 1

      Exactly. My entire attitude has changed. I still provide my input at work, do what I can to guide the decision makers toward what I think are the right decisions. But then if they make the wrong decision, I move on and keep doing my job. Maybe they could have done things better, but who cares? I'm still working.

      I completely agree. Everybody does better off by adopting the cover-your-ass principle. When asked for my opinion I'll give it, I'll even throw in a proposition or two at times but what goes for decision: if you want to take it boss, I'll be happy to execute it. Hopefully the decision is a good one, and if not then I'll be first in line for the upcoming promotion.

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    110. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Brings to mind this quote: "No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for *money*. It's a *job*."

    111. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by eggoeater · · Score: 1

      I hope you filed for unemployment.... they have to pay that too based on work environment.

    112. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been out of work since January 6. Although I do receive calls for jobs, every one of those openings get around 1000 resumes (according to the headhunters I've talked to) such that the competition level is high (1 opening for 1000 engineers). I haven't had a single interview since March, and don't really expect to get one until January 2010 when new spending budgets arrive.

      >>>And don't say there aren't any, since last month offers have been great as far as I can tell.

      First off I'll say what I want (I'm a freeman).
      Second until you've tried looking for a job,
      you have no clue. You're just guessing.

      I have tried looking for jobs before, but I find that the best time to look for a job is when you already have one. I have to wonder whether or not you would have been better served to spend some of that development time and energy seeking another opportunity. You knew that you had management that at least didn't respect you. Plus it sounds a little like you didn't have the utmost confidence in their abilities anyway. So things played out in a predictable fashion. Somebody needs your skills and abilities, do you restrict your ability to find these somebodies to POSTED jobs? Do you network?

      I am not judging you at all, I'm just saying there are people that go with the flow and people who make waves. Each approach has its advantages and disadvantages. For me personally, I have always found it easier to find another job when I have one because the negotiating positions have more parity.

    113. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The problem is when they make stupid uninformed decisions that result in countless problems, for which you get the blame...

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    114. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      An employee that is 10x better than others CAN be replaced; by 10 others.

      And 9 women can have a baby in 1 month.

    115. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took the words verbatim out of my mouth.... I'm so sick of this notion 'the best will just head elsewhere'. The best must have absolutely fantastic connections to keep them aware of all these opportunities.

    116. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      Second until you've tried looking for a job, you have no clue. You're just guessing.

      Of course each market is different, but as an IT manager currently looking for a developer/analyst I can say that today's market in our region is much more favorable to prospective hires than it has been for 10 years or more. I've had two people accept offers, only to renege after getting sizable counter offers from the current employer. Even a very green programmer with no significant experience on projects or working in a team environment can pull down $10,000 more salary than five years ago.

    117. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it was your use of "such that" that made you such a likely candidate for termination.

    118. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      +1

      One really important skill of a sysadmin is a feel for how a new system will work, based on what you know about machines, systems and the people who develop them.

      (This skill is honed by having random new stuff thrown at you that you are asked for meaningful advice on within 12 hours of having first heard of it.)

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    119. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      a 3 month contract for $9/hr in a distant major metro area."

      Lotta those are to "prove" they can't get a local so need an H1B or to outsource.

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    120. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      The market is bad, but jobs are available, and people in a bad place will still be looking.

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    121. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I wish you good luck, and the courage to hang on...

      The government is paying me the equivalent of $14/hour unemployment. Of course back in April I mailed the government(s) $19,000 in taxes so I think I'm entitled to get that "refund" of what I paid. Anyway I'm doing well and enjoying my vacation to catch-up with games, books, and other things I never had time to do before.

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    122. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Ass said:
      >>>Maybe it was your use of "such that" that made you such a likely candidate for termination.
      >>>

      If Shakespeare, who often carries the title "greatest english writer", can speak like this: "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Denie thy Father and refuse thy name: Or if thou wilt not, be but sworne to my Loue, And Ile no longer be a Capulet"

      "'Tis but thy name that is my Enemy: Thou art thy selfe, though not a Mountague, What's Mountague? it is nor hand nor foote, Nor arme, nor face, O be some other name Belonging to a man. What? in a names that which we call a Rose, By any other word would smell as sweete, So Romeo would, were he not Romeo cal'd, Retaine that deare perfection which he owes, Without that title Romeo, doffe thy name, And for thy name which is no part of thee, Take all my selfe." ...then surely I can say "such that".

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    123. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weird: I wonder why this got modded "Troll"?

    124. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so much more than the drama kings who have an identity crisis when they don't get what they think is right. "OMG!!1! My PHB nixed my proposal! How will I sleep tonight!?"

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    125. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I understand yuour attitude, but if you think about it, its one where you really don;t care about your job.

      It's not binary -- either CARE or DONT_CARE -- rather, it's how much emphasis you place on it. What's a healthy level of caring about your work? It's not that I don't care about my job -- before, I cared too much, whereas now I care an appropriate amount. I get my work done. I'm productive. I do a good job, and I'm not miserable when it's not perfect -- which it never is.

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    126. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were a contract worker, you should have renegotiated your contract. If I were hired to do X, and they wanted me to do Y (especially since Y sounds like it probably is in a higher pay grade than X), I would say, "I'm sorry, but that is outside the purview of my job. If you would like me to do it, I would be glad to negotiate a contract with you for its completion at market rates."

      Now, of course, your contracts might not be the same as mine, but I tend to make sure that my job description is in my contract to avoid working jobs that are a pay grade above what they're paying me. For minor changes, whatever, but I won't (for example, I work neither of these jobs) earn helpdesk pay for CIO-level work.

      As far as I'm concerned, if they need a board designed, they pay board designer rates.

    127. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      I make the mistake all the time of thinking most people are so stupid. And then I realize that if it's most people, then they aren't stupid... they are average. And if half the population is dumber than that... well, there will always be work for someone above the 50th. The most important skills are valuable to any employer.

      I'm about to be looking myself. 7 years in and I've tripled my beginning salary. At the end of year 2 had two bosses fighting over who got to keep me. Got a new boss who wants her own person in there and they've messed with my pay to get me out.

      I'm not too worried. I wasn't even trained for this job when I came in. Within a year my bosses were coming to me asking me the questions. Within 2 years they were fighting over having me exclusively. Within 3 years they were asking me to tell them how to respond to data on customers and product. By year 4 there were people at the head office calling me for advice and asking how I was making things work that were completely stalled at other sites. There's plenty of opportunity for a smart kid who pays attention and makes their boss look good.

    128. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by MaxVT · · Score: 1

      > ... so I charged 13 hours instead of the usual 8. Fuck the bastards up the ass.

      You really showed 'em! The bastards will be walking funny for _years_ :-)

    129. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      The thing to remember is that all of the really good stuff you did at this job....it is meaningless for your job search. They only things you are going to be taking from this job are the things that you learned over the years. Perspective employers won't know anything besides what skills you can list on your resume (which are likely to be similar to what garbage admins put on their resumes...even if they don't really know how to do the things they list) and how you conduct yourself at your interviews. You sound like you'll do a great job once you get into a position but with a handful of qualified candidates and loads of unqualified candidates, there are a lot of resumes that HR will wade through and gives those they think may fit the bill to the manager in charge of hiring. Good luck! Hope you find something awesome...remember to bring the same level of motivation to a new position that you did at the start of your old one. ;)

    130. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > And the human resources troll reading a paragraph like that doesn't see
      > ACME-FOOLATOR 12.5 WITH MEGA-XML, and tosses your resume in the garbage.

      So what? I wouldn't want to work for a company with an HR department that clueless. I've got better things to do with my time than put up with Catbert's schenanighans. I like to go home at night feeling like I've done something *worthwhile* at work, not just sat around playing company politics, attending pointless meetings, and leveraging inane buzzwords.

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    131. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Well, "Top-Flight" Admins may not necessarily exist but "Bottom of the
      > Barrel" Admins sure do. It may not be easy initially to spot the difference.

      Oh, a good network administrator can tell the difference. You just concoct a common trouble-shooting scenario and see how they do.

      Example:
      Here, these are charts depicting the inner and outer firewall rulesets, and this is a diagram of our network at the physical layer, and here's a logical diagram of the IP layer, and here's a shelving diagram for the server room showing which server is what. Now, you're at home on Saturday morning, and [non-IT coworker] calls and says, "The printers are down! Nobody can print!" What is your response?

      If they don't ask which _specific_ printers have been tried, you show them the door. If they don't bother asking about the indicator lights on the printers, you show them the door. If they don't consult the network diagram and notice that both of the printers that have a problem are connected via the same four-port switch, you show them the door. If they don't know to try power-cycling the switch, you show them the door.

      If they successfully navigate that one, you congratulate them and then give them one that's a little harder to figure out based on the symptoms, like a denial-of-service attack on the DNS server. ("You're at home on a Saturday morning and they call and say, 'The internet is broken.' What do you say?") If they get that one okay, they're not bottom-of-the-barrel.

      HTH.HAND.

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    132. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Creditors who are expecting your monthly payments on
      > time for credit cards, rent, house payments, car payments,
      > and so forth don't take your knowledge and skills in
      > lieu of payment. Only a fool walks away from his current
      > employer without first securing a position at another,

      I would say only a fool (or someone fresh out of school) has such a wealth of creditors and dearth of assets that he cannot survive three months without a job. (And yes, sometimes you might have to take a job that pays a little less and adjust your budget to compensate, at least in the short term. It's better than staying in a job you hate.) If you place a modest 10% of your income into savings each month, in just three years you've got three and a half months' worth of income put back. And if you think you can't live on 90% of your income, you either have large outstanding debts or a complete lack of creativity, maybe both.

      Granted, it's also advisable to go ahead and find the new job before quitting the old one. I was hired in my current job before I quit the previous one, and that was nice. I recommend this practice.

      But that doesn't mean you're locked into your current job indefinitely if it's bad. Hey, the grass on the other side of the fence may not be that much greener, but at least it might be a change of pace.

      > especially in this economy.

      All of this is true pretty much regardless of whether the economy is currently experiencing an up cycle or a recession.

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    133. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > How many of us are actually "top-flight"?

      I'm not.

      But I *am* confident that I could find a job if I needed to. Currently I *have* a job, one that I actually like, so it's a theoretical exercise at the moment. But the prospect of needing to find a job holds no fear for me. I may not be "top-flight", but I'm competent and punctual and have a four-year degree and more than nine years' real-world experience and a resume that if anything makes me overqualified for the job I'm currently working.

      My education is sufficiently general to probably let me work in a field other than IT if I decide I want to go in a different direction, although my qualifications are strongest in technology training and especially network administration.

      And I am adding to my resume all the time, things that I learn as a part of my job. Perl (to a significant level of fluency), a much better understanding of CSS, DBI, MySQL, Postgres, MS SQL Server, virtual domains (in web hosting), Reporting Services, Visual Studio, Javascript and the W3C DOM, AJAX, a more thorough understanding of firewall rulesets ... the list of stuff I've learned in my current job just goes on and on. (Maybe that's why I've enjoyed this job so much.) Right now I'm learning Active Directory, something I've never messed with before. I'll be migrating an AD domain to a different PDC some time in October, and I'm thinking of maybe doing some group policy objects for the first time as well.

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    134. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'

      Yeah, because the job market is just that good right now.

      qualified admins need not worry about the perceived "job market problems." The jobs are there.

    135. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter. You could be the best longbowman on the planet but if you don't have at least 5 years of recurve bow they won't even look at your competition scores.

    136. Re:Had a chuckle at this. by sco08y · · Score: 1

      >So what? I wouldn't want to work for a company with an HR department that clueless.

      Quoth the Rolling Stones, "You can't always get what you want... But if you try sometime, you might find, you get what you need..."

  2. Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you had read the entire article, you would find that they are going to run vmware inside the hyper-v instances, so everything will work out in the end.

    1. Re:Nothing to worry about by ArhcAngel · · Score: 0, Troll

      I want to set up a Hackintosh in Hyper-V so I can run parallels.

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    2. Re:Nothing to worry about by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      Maybe because you can't do the opposite.

      I know you cannot install Hyper-V on W2K8R2 running on a VMware machine. I accidentally tried to do it about a week ago.

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    3. Re:Nothing to worry about by ImprovOmega · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know it's a joke, but your comment makes me feel all stabby.

    4. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome. I've heard VirtualBox only runs on Vmware, so that gives me a way to run it on Hyper-V!

      Now I can play all my old games with the experimental Direct3d support!

    5. Re:Nothing to worry about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      looks like a windows astroturfer has MOD points and isn't afraid to use them.

  3. Rant by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    'If continuously faced with the specter of having to implement and support clearly inferior products due to baffling, uneducated management decisions, top-flight admins will simply head elsewhere.'"

    This sounds suspiciously like a whining threat, rather than a fact. How does the author know what fraction of admins leave in a situation like this?

    Sure, many admins probably consider leaving when crap like this happens. Heck, I consider leaving my job whenever a purchase takes too long to go through.

    But this summary sounds like a barely veiled threat to upper management: a claim that if you do this, your good admins will leave. I want evidence for such a claim before I believe it.

    1. Re:Rant by laughingcoyote · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I can't quote you an exact figure offhand (and doubt anyone can), I will bet you the rent that the number is nonzero. Why take the risk? If it does happen, you're stuck with a double whammy-an inferior, ill-fitting product, and newly hired admins who don't know your company to try and run it. Even if they don't leave, you're still stuck with an inferior, ill-fitting product with your well-trained admins to run it.

      On the other hand, the more autonomy you let people have, the more likely they are to stick around. (This is well known enough I hope you don't need proof, and that's really all this comes down to anyway.) And since they're the experts on IT equipment (that IS why you hired them, right?), now you have the best equipment for the job and your well-trained, seasoned admins to run it. Why would you want something else?

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    2. Re:Rant by megamerican · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The good admins will definitely leave when the company goes bankrupt after so many bad decisions. Admins leaving voluntarily will of course vary depending on the current job market/economic conditions.

      The proof is common sense. If you make someones job terrible enough then they'll leave given the chance.

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      If you have something that you dont want anyone to know, maybe you shouldnt be doing it in the first place -Eric Schmidt
    3. Re:Rant by plague3106 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well there's the flip side of the coin too. Perhaps there's nothing at all wrong with the technology, but the admin isn't as good as he thinks he is, and fails to understand how to use it to its fullest, or worse, because of dogma in THEIR head, refuse to.

    4. Re:Rant by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And since they're the experts on IT equipment (that IS why you hired them, right?), now you have the best equipment for the job and your well-trained, seasoned admins to run it. Why would you want something else?

      In other words, don't be an incompetent manager. Incompetent managers hire people whose expertise they distrust so they can waste time and effort second-guessing their motives and use their authority to undermine technical decisions that should instead be made with facts and logic. This behavior is a bit like paying a doctor to diagnose a disease and then calling him a liar when he makes the diagnosis - if you honestly believe you know medicine better than the doctor does, why would you hire him? It should surprise no one that this behavior, especially when it occurs in a top-down environment where calling bullshit could get you fired rather than respected for your honesty, can only alienate your staff. It's also no great leap of logic to conclude that the brightest and most talented workers (IT or any other) don't wish to be alienated and don't want the neurotic load caused by regular reminders that the person who hired them for their expertise does not trust their expertise.

      Some of the best managers are delegators who do not micromanage more than what is necessary for business or legal reasons. They hire good people whose decisions can be trusted and then they let those people make good decisions with minimal interference. They're also open to suggestions for how processes and methods can be improved and whether it would be economical to replace existing tools with superior ones, with "superior" being defined by the needs of the business and how well they can be met with a particular solution. The control freaks and the ones who want to deemphasize the contributions of subordinates so they can look good just don't understand these things, to the cost of everyone who has to work under them. In fact, I wish a dollar figure could be calculated that would show how costly this type of manager really is.

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    5. Re:Rant by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bigger issue is one of morale.... Sure, the admin might not *leave* over this, but he or she is likely to feel a lot less empowered in the company. When you realize your "expert opinions" have little value in a corporation, and that's what you THOUGHT was one of the key things you could provide them to "add value" in the first place - how excited will you be about doing you job well?

      I have to say, I'd never call myself a "top flight" sysadmin. I'm probably someplace in the middle. There's more out there I know nothing about than things I'm familiar with. But I still take pride in a job well done. By contrast, I *really* dislike it when users keep coming to me with issues I discover I can't fully resolve because I'm limited by buggy or ineffective software tools.

      I think I'm happy working for small businesses for that reason, rather than larger firms where the salary is much better. For example, I'm currently the ONLY sysadmin for the place I currently work for, so I can largely design the network any way I like. I don't have someone telling me I can't, for example, use Linux for a task because "the other sysadmins don't really know Linux that well and it makes them uncomfortable". (I ran into that at a previous job, and it wasn't even a very big company.) I can easily see how corporate "red tape" and old policies would prevent a lot of good, cost-saving and efficient changes from being made.....

    6. Re:Rant by Kokuyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would you want something else indeed.

      Because we IT folk are not trustworthy with money. If left to our own devices, we tend to geek out on cool new tech that is untested and has not proven its stability in any meaningful markets. Unless we are kept on a tight leash, we will start many projects in parallel, never finishing any, just because we want to do fun things instead of work.

      At least that's the vibes my management gives off. Frankly, I don't know where this comes from. I mean it's not like I'd want to constantly work around annoying bugs. One would think it would be in my interest first and foremost to have infrastructures that works. Me being the storage and backup guy, it would fall to me to restore lost data so you can bet your ass, your family and your eternal soul that I'll stay away from the cool stuff as far away as possible. I want the reliable stuff.

      See, in my company we've had to increase our budget estimates because we knew that management would cut them to shreds anyway. We had to make sure what would be left would be enough to do anything at all. It's basically a self-fullfilling prophecy: They don't trust us and tie our hands in so many ways that we have to start to lie to them to get anything done.

      It's frustrating and I, for one, am fed up with it, because on top of it all, when something eventually breaks, it suddenly becomes your fault again. That and the meagre salary I get make me wish I had done something worthwhile. Being a carpenter sounds really neat compared.

      Sorry for the rant.

    7. Re:Rant by ianare · · Score: 1

      The proof is common sense.

      Which is to say, no proof at all !

    8. Re:Rant by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why take the risk? If it does happen, you're stuck with a double whammy-an inferior, ill-fitting product, and newly hired admins who don't know your company to try and run it.

      Who cares about that? So long as you don't get fired for it you've made a friend in the vendor and they'll continue taking you out to strip clubs and bars on their sales slush fund every time they have a new product or version. If you ever need a new job, like if your company is going under because their IT doesn't work, well there's one more contact who might be able to help. And even if the company isn't going under, the best way to move up is to switch companies anyway and now you can say you revamped and modernized an entire IT infrastructure. Heck you could get a job as CFO somewhere.

    9. Re:Rant by RingDev · · Score: 1

      I would venture a guess that significantly more admins (or IT folks in general) quit due to personality and political conflicts than technological decision conflicts.

      Until about 3 years ago I worked in a shop that had surpassed 100% turnover in 3 years. Of all of the employees that were there when I started, only 1 non-management employee was still there when I left. Everyone else had been replaced (some twice) or had left a vacant seat. All but 1 of those departures cited personal conflicts with a specific supervisor and extremely poor leadership and management.

      In my current position, we have lost some people. But not a single one that I know of has quit over the conversion to Notes, or the adoption of any of the significant 3rd party apps or hardware solutions we have. Sure, people bitch and moan about Support Works (aka "Crap Works") and Notes, or when we heard about the price tag the previous network management paid for the NAS... but no one has left for those reasons.

      If you hem employees into a technology that is not inline with their career goals, they will likely be more willing to move if they see a good opportunity. But if you have a hostile work place, skilled employees will flee.

      -Rick

      --
      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    10. Re:Rant by pla · · Score: 2, Informative

      This sounds suspiciously like a whining threat, rather than a fact.

      Threat, fact, whatever you want to call it, doesn't much matter. If a company/executive/manager/teamleader treats their employees like crap, those employees will consider their options. For any halfway-decent employees, their options will include "get the hell out of Dodge" (no pun on Nissan from TFA intended).

      Sure, only the best-of-the-best can walk on a moment's notice and pick their job of choice the next day, but all but the worst-of-the-worst can start seriously looking and find something else within a few months.


      How does the author know what fraction of admins leave in a situation like this?

      I don't think he intended it as a statement of hard statistics, just mentioning a basic attribute of human behavior - People will only put up with so much.


      As an aside, I would point out that the options open to those actually trapped in their jobs should appeal even less to any company - Sloppy work because they just don't care; Deliberately reduced output (though nothing bad enough to outright fire someone over); Perhaps even going so far as to deliberately sabotage projects in a way no one could ever "blame" them for (in most IT-related fields, we have options to do exactly that literally dozens of times per day, most untraceable and almost always excusable as legitimate oversight). Having someone tell you to go fuck yourself and walk out counts as the best option (short of actually treating people like people rather than as interchangeable robots which exist solely to do your bidding), in most cases.

    11. Re:Rant by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here's the best/worst example I've ever seen.

      I used to work for a company that had a huge managed information infrastructure built up of a number of XML feeds from various business units that went through a custom, in-house, processing system, were categorized, databased, and aggregated out to various parties. The in house system was huge and idiosyncratic, but it worked. There were a number of people (2) who maintained it, and were well paid.

      So the old company gets bought by the new company, and the new company derides the old system as worthless, fires all the developers, and discontinues the use of the code. The developers ask for, and are granted, the right to open source the code (who's going to want it, right?)

      So the new company shops around to a bunch of third party people, and finds someone who is willing to take on the whole infrastructure for a nice low price. Managers are patting themselves on the back so hard they're getting shoulder problems, "This is so much better than that old crap system HA HA HA!"

      Well, as I "migrate" all my information stuff it quickly becomes clear that no one at the new 3rd party company understands their processing software, but that all our old codes, all our weird categorizations...All that stuff still works. Well, that's damn peculiar.

      The old processing system used to send back an acknowledgement if you sent it a certain series of codes, telling you receipt time, process time, etc, etc. So I sent up the codes, and got back a response, complete with software version information. Fuckers had taken our OWN CODE and SOLD IT BACK TO US, and like a bunch of morons, the goddamn PHBs had PAID for it!

      There is a tendency to trust a 3rd party just because you don't know the problems they're having. Be wary, however, that they don't just turn around and make you pay for what you already had for free.

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      ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    12. Re:Rant by causality · · Score: 1

      Because we IT folk are not trustworthy with money. If left to our own devices, we tend to geek out on cool new tech that is untested and has not proven its stability in any meaningful markets. Unless we are kept on a tight leash, we will start many projects in parallel, never finishing any, just because we want to do fun things instead of work.

      At least that's the vibes my management gives off.

      I am not talking about you personally when I say this. So management hires undisciplined workers and places them in positions of enough authority that they might be able to make spending decisions, and then complains about or acts wary of the "fact" that their IT staff are not to be trusted with money. Aren't self-fulfilling prophecies great? I suppose if they hired professional criminal thieves they would wonder why employee theft has become a problem.

      Note, I am not saying that interviewing candidates and getting an accurate idea of what kind of worker they would be is easy, only that it's worth doing well and that the failure to do so is rightly blamed on management.

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    13. Re:Rant by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, don't be an incompetent manager. Incompetent managers hire people whose expertise they distrust so they can waste time and effort second-guessing their motives and use their authority to undermine technical decisions that should instead be made with facts and logic. This behavior is a bit like paying a doctor to diagnose a disease and then calling him a liar when he makes the diagnosis - if you honestly believe you know medicine better than the doctor does, why would you hire him?

      To agree with your diagnosis, confirm your otherwise unacknowledged brilliance, and write the damn prescription. Especially if it's for powerful narcotics.

      A good manager knows better. A bad (tragically, horrible, PHB-level) boss doesn't care.

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    14. Re:Rant by Beeelow · · Score: 1

      Amen.

    15. Re:Rant by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1

      That is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Did the vendors hire the fired developers to maintain it, too? ;)

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    16. Re:Rant by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      ...and furthermore, I would add that it's not just systems-folk who will bail out of frustration. I work for a company--large bank, actually--that by stated policy buys the lowest-end desktop/laptop hardware possible, with the understanding that it is cheaper to fix or replace 8,000 defective units a year than to buy 100,000 quality units a year.

      What they don't take into consideration (with many, many similar non-tech decisions as well, but that's a different thread) is that it pounds on the morale of users to have to wait 1/2 hour to boot, spend 5 minutes to send an email because Outlook is choking while trying to talk to the directory server, or spend three hours a month on the phone with someone in India who is reading troubleshooting tips off of a website and has to escalate everything above a password reset to L2.

      There was a time when bankers were sought-after (and, in some categories, still are); hating their computer, the thing that they spent more time with than their spouse or children most days, would give them one more reason to not stick around.

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    17. Re:Rant by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I know one of them went to get his PhD...No idea about the other guy.

      New company has been a bunch of idiots, as far as tech goes. They made a bunch of stupid decisions in the first year or so, and they're slowly coming to the realization that, actually, the original people knew what the hell they were doing. Not that everything we did was great, but it had come about through common sense responses to an extremely knotty problem.

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    18. Re:Rant by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This behavior is a bit like paying a doctor to diagnose a disease and then calling him a liar when he makes the diagnosis - if you honestly believe you know medicine better than the doctor does, why would you hire him?

      Wow, got a bone to pick much? Guess what? Your doctor might give you a diagnosis they find convenient. What are you going to do, sue them for malpractice if they turn out to be wrong? Snicker snort. By the same token, you might think the IT guy has a personal reason for his decisions. You might even be right. Of course, the responsible thing to do in this situation (short of getting a grip) is to replace him, not to go behind his back and buy software, then force him to implement it.

      Some of the best managers are delegators who do not micromanage more than what is necessary for business or legal reasons. They hire good people whose decisions can be trusted

      That can be the hard part, especially if you're not given enough budget to hire that person, but you still have to hire someone. Oh sure, you might look for another job, but in the mean time you're still going to hire someone so that you can keep the one you've got until you get another one. This is one reason why the tree-structured corporate model of business tends to be inefficient.

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    19. Re:Rant by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      You're presuming that these managers hire admins to make decisions. These managers believe that *they* are the technical experts. They hire the admins to carry out their technical insights so that they don't have to do things like typing and knowing commands and stuff. They don't want to log into a host any more than you want them to log into a host.

      What incompetent managers really want are a) people to execute their decisions, not question them and b) people under them to justify a higher wage and position for themselves. If those admins just happen to save that manager's ass despite themselves, that's okay too... as long as they don't get uppity.

    20. Re:Rant by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      The problem is the huge lag in the feedback loop. The minute you make someone's job notably worse, they begin looking for positions elsewhere. But actually getting a start date elsewhere may take upwards of 6 months, and only a fool would quit without having a firm commitment from another employer.

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    21. Re:Rant by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I had a job with a company that had a problem with management. They went in two waves, the first was when the deadlines for a new system were unrealistic and he said he was going to fire people to get on track. The manager got fired but 6 people left for new jobs within two weeks.

      The second wave occurred when the new manager decided to change the from Ruby to .NET in mid-project. 6 people left within two weeks of that decision and all of them had found work somewhere else.

      So in the course of 8 months, 12 out of 15 developers had left for immediately greener pastures. So I would consider it a very realistic threat.

    22. Re:Rant by plastick · · Score: 1

      I hate playing devil's advocate but almost all the most successful billionaire CEOs are micro-managing sociopaths who scream out their orders, are arrogant dicks, and treat people like human garbage (i.e. Gates, Trump, etc).

      I WISH that the perfect management world you described worked out that way! Believe me, I do!

    23. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue could very well be the IT professionals dogma. But does the manager know better than a brain washed admin? Or how to spot one of them?

      The issue is that the executives fall for marketing while the IT professionals understand what is going on. If you distrust your admin to make decisions due to brain washing, you should get a new IT guy. As I have heard from the many posts above, there are plenty out there in this terrible economy.

      DISCLAMER: I am not saying that executives should fire admins who disagree. I am saying that they should fire them if they have a reason to believe that their staff don't know what they are doing.

    24. Re:Rant by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that you should make your budget estimates strictly accurate, and then directly to your boss, formally tell him that a single penny less will result in dropping something. Then, you let him choose: Decommission the mail server, delete the backups, restrict your users to 5MiB of storage, delete important features from your software, etc. Get this all in a paper trail, and when the company attempts action against you for not meeting their insane requirements, you sue the living fuck out of them. Start your own IT business with the settlement money. Retire to a Caribbean paradise. Sip fruity drinks with umbrellas in them, and shudder at the thought of ever again working for a walking embodiment of the Peter Principle.

      I thought of suggesting to just to find a job with sane management, but slapped myself halfway through the thought. That's about as easy as walking to the moon.

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    25. Re:Rant by causality · · Score: 1

      To agree with your diagnosis, confirm your otherwise unacknowledged brilliance, and write the damn prescription.

      Sure, but you can do all of that without believing that the doctor is incompetent, and without trying to make him look like his (presumably sound and well-founded) diagnosis is faulty. That is, you can regard him as someone who provides a useful service. There's no practical reason for hiring someone for their expertise and then belittling that expertise without solid evidence. There are, however, domineering or egotistical reasons for doing it.

      As far as unacknowledged brilliance is concerned, our obsession with credentials and the authority that they represent is why there is so much of it.

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    26. Re:Rant by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

      If you spend any time in corporate IT you will see it play out over and over again. I have.
      You are right that a large portion of admins pout, surf the web for an afternoon and then go back to work.

    27. Re:Rant by causality · · Score: 1

      Wow, got a bone to pick much? Guess what? Your doctor might give you a diagnosis they find convenient. What are you going to do, sue them for malpractice if they turn out to be wrong? Snicker snort.

      Minor gripe: Does my analogy need to be utterly immaculate, impeccable, and beyond reproach in every possible way, or can you not see the point I was making even though my analogy is imperfect? Sure, doctors are human; they can lie. But there is always a degree of trust whenever you hire an expert to perform a task that you do not have the knowledge to perform. Anytime you do that there is the possibility that the person you hire could be taking advantage of your ignorance or otherwise exploiting your trust. That's a given. Because that's a given, and because it will neither make nor break the point that I was making, I didn't find it worth explaining. The implication was that you should not just call someone a liar or otherwise belittle their position for no reason without some evidence to back that up, and that you especially shouldn't do this when the only reason why you even know that this person exists is because you hired them for their expertise.

      By the same token, you might think the IT guy has a personal reason for his decisions. You might even be right.

      Personally I believe that "innocent until proven guilty" should not be reserved only for the courts. It is a sound and generally applicable principle, and practicing it is much better for everyone than practicing its alternative. Furthermore, agendas are really not difficult to detect, though it can be difficult to want to see them because this will quickly make you aware of the unpleasant fact that most human beings misrepresent (to some degree) their actual motives, often giving reasons for their behaviors that are much more altruistic than the actual reasons (freedoms are not taken away "to advance a statist agenda", they are taken away "for your safety" etc). They're especially easy to detect when you are talking about a system where logic and objectivity applies, such as when you are evaluating whether a particular technical solution is the best fit for your needs. Claims of this nature are falsifiable, making it a rather straightforward matter to discern an ulterior motive. So, assuming a reasonably low level of naivity, this should not be a problem. Assuming a high enough level of naivity that this would be a problem, it should be safe to say that there are bigger concerns.

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    28. Re:Rant by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Trump has been nearly ruined twice over. His success now seems apparently to be more in owing to his celebrity than his business savvy. I am not saying his not a good financier but considering his record, I don't think he appears a whole lot better than many others. Trump is not the Gates of the financial world to use the other person you brought up. What Trump does is take big risks and he has gotten some great rewards, and also nearly been destroyed by them. There are probably lots of folks in that industry who could take the same risks in proportion to their worth; but they don't because they know their too comfortable to let that get screwed up.

      Gates on the other hand, even though many may hate, is shewed. Like anyone else anywhere near as successful he certainly did get lucky a few places along they way; but it was his talent that allowed him to really really profit buy it. Gates was a pretty effective geek as well back in the days of pushing his BASIC. He caught a break with IBM and after that time his been a wizard at manipulating Governments, the public, media, and markets to extract the maximum value for just about everything he touches. I can't think of anything Microsoft really lost big on. Zune and Vista are at most speed bumps to them and Bill had very little to do with either.

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    29. Re:Rant by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I left a job with nothing lined up. I even relocated with no firm leads. Worked out great. I picked the new location based on proximity of friends and family. That gave me three general areas. Then I narrowed it down to places with healthy job markets. That gave me two areas. Then I narrowed it down by climate which left me with one place. I was picking out furniture for my new office less than two weeks after I moved.

      I don't think there was anything foolish about it. My job sucked ass. It was so bad that I was severely depressed towards the end. My boss even asked, "How much longer can you put up with this." I gave him a date and that was that. I spent a few weeks training the poor soul who replaced me then decompressed for a month. Nobody in their right mind would have hired me if they'd interviewed me towards the end of that job and I knew it. I needed to get out of there and get my head straight before trying to make a good first impression on a new potential employer.

    30. Re:Rant by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is absolutely beautiful.

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    31. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never underestimate the time a company can continue making a profit while being barely technologically competent. Or how much they'll congratulate themselves for their technical management decisions.

    32. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I applaud these developers. Taking exquisite advantage of PHBs as intentionally dense as these is a noble and delicious thing.

    33. Re:Rant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't think of anything Microsoft really lost big on. Zune and Vista are at most speed bumps to them and Bill had very little to do with either.

      If Zone and Vista are speed bumps, I wonder what you call big. Xbox: still a money hole. zune: very meh, and most of the world simply can't buy one. Msn: yawn... Search: utterly laughable. I can't think of anything outside of the windows and office monopoly that they've really won on. Nothing that will sustain them down the road, anyway.

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    34. Re:Rant by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I was waiting to hear that the third party was run by the fired developers. I would've done the same.

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    35. Re:Rant by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Because we IT folk are not trustworthy with money. If left to our own devices, we tend to geek out on cool new tech that is untested and has not proven its stability in any meaningful markets. Unless we are kept on a tight leash, we will start many projects in parallel, never finishing any, just because we want to do fun things instead of work

      Its funny really, where I work thats how the directors of the company are. And they are not geeky tech types either.

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    36. Re:Rant by mick88 · · Score: 1

      You should check out Jim Collins' book "Good to Great". It's basic point is that the most successful, well-run companies are seldom led by the kind of CEO you describe & he's comes with a lot of data to back it up. Jackasses like that typically can't hold a large organization together because no one likes working for a jackass.

      There _are_ plenty of a-hole leaders/CEOs like you describe - I'm sure. But the stereotype doesn't hold for most of successful ones out there.

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    37. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Double plus up-mod this.

      I'm planning to leave my current position for exactly this reason - my boss-who-knows-everything has been second-guessing me for far too long and over-ruled every technology and development recommendation I've made recently and is wondering why schedules, functional, and quality goals suddenly aren't getting met. It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

      Note to self : never again accept responsibility without authority.

      And BTW, quitting without having another job lined up isn't always a lose, even in this economy - if you're good enough and have an independent streak you could end up better off on your own.

    38. Re:Rant by dbIII · · Score: 1

      In fact, I wish a dollar figure could be calculated that would show how costly this type of manager really is.

      You usually only see them in organisations large enough to afford very costly mistakes or in doomed smaller organisations. I've seen this sort of manager in a relatively small company and they didn't last long. No amount of crawling to senior management could save him after losing nearly a million on one job due to a stupidly low bid while rejecting other work worth millions due to committing all resources to the first failure. Of course he blamed and fired a lot of people before he was got rid of. Some of them got their jobs back later but it was still a very bad outcome for everyone.

    39. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're perfectly welcome to work for a sociopath that will treat you like garbage.

      I, personally, have higher standards.

    40. Re:Rant by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      "I, personally, have higher standards."

      You want to work for a psychopath?

    41. Re:Rant by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 1

      Being a carpenter sounds really neat compared.

      I found out the other day that I could double my salary by driving trains. I'm seriously considering the career change right now, it's bound to be a lot less stressful.

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    42. Re:Rant by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck was this comment modded up? It adds nothing whatsoever -- can someone with meta-modding take a look at what is going on here?

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    43. Re:Rant by richlv · · Score: 1

      any chance those "developers" were referred to as pfy and bofh sometimes ? ...

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    44. Re:Rant by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Minor gripe: Does my analogy need to be utterly immaculate, impeccable, and beyond reproach in every possible way, or can you not see the point I was making even though my analogy is imperfect?

      Does your response need to be defensive, or you could you consider that your analogy was excellent, and it simply proves the opposite of the point you were trying to make? When you're halfway through an analogy, and it doesn't seem to fit, you should stop to consider why it doesn't fit. In this case, the analogy is apt, but your conclusions are wrong. Your conclusion is that you shouldn't double-check anyone to make sure they are right. That is not responsible management, and I hope you are not in charge of anything important to me.

      Personally I believe that "innocent until proven guilty" should not be reserved only for the courts.

      Are you currently authoring a book titled "How To Fail In Business"? It seems like you have ample material.

      In a traditional employment model your employees have whatever work ethic they bring to the table, plus the motivation to not get fired. That's about how hard they will work by the end of their stint there if they have no further motivation. Your employees will always be open to employment for more money in such a scenario as well. It is irresponsible to simply assume that they are doing their jobs. As a manager, it's your job to know if they are doing it, and you can't just hope. That's not management, that's slacking.

      Assuming a high enough level of naivity that this would be a problem, it should be safe to say that there are bigger concerns.

      I thought you were trying to save nativity for a minute. You're looking for naivete (with an accent over the final character.) Do yourself a favor and don't use words you've only heard used verbally. You will fail.

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    45. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and the meagre salary I get make me wish I had done something worthwhile. Being a carpenter sounds really neat compared.

      What the hell, maybe you should try that. And if that doesn't work out maybe you could try to start a small cult. You only have to recruit about a dozen followers to get started. I hear it's a good gig.

    46. Re:Rant by nadaou · · Score: 2, Informative

      it got modded up because [s]he said what we all were thinking. positive groupthink vibes = reward.

      it's really not that complicated.

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    47. Re:Rant by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      An interesting and amusing story to be sure, but that doesn't invalidate what I said. It can just as easily be the admin that isn't up to snuff or can't figure out how to use the new technology.

    48. Re:Rant by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Usually I don't bother to read anonymous replies to me, but I'm glad I did this time.

      You're presupposing that IT is always right and management is always wrong though, that they were "duped." But believe it or not, technical reasons are never the ONLY reasons to implement something. The admin will give you technical reasons... and then if management disagrees, the admin is all huffy because he wasn't listened to. But there are other reasons too, such as cost. Cost is something an admin doesn't usually worry about, nor should they. That's not their expertise.

      I wasn't saying anything specific to anything, just that it can just as easily be a bad or brainwashed admin (who won't admit they don't know it all... because less face it, THEY DON'T, because nobody does).

      In the case of Nissan, the technology from MS may have been behind the competitors, but clearly they could wait, and likely in the process 1) got a big cost savings 2) got to have direct input on the new features. That's smart in the long run, regardless of what some lowly admin thinks (and in Nissans case, the admin says it WAS a good move).

    49. Re:Rant by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      What's pretty funny is that it just got another +1. Mods are on crack today.

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    50. Re:Rant by marsdominion · · Score: 1

      Purely empirical of course, but evidence none the less.

      About six months ago the company that I used to work for took a turn for the worse management wise. Without going into too much boring detail, they basically decided that due to the current economy (I was in Michigan working for a auto parts supplier), they could do whatever they wanted to their employees, including laying them off for a week here and there, cutting pay and mandating ridiculous work hours.

      When I started there last year, I was on a team of 5. Over the course of three months, every single team member left for greener pastures. That does not count the people on different teams that have left. While I would agree that on any single decision it is only a whining threat, when those decisions start to add up it points to a bigger issue and will eventually cause "top-flight" admins to seek employment elsewhere.

    51. Re:Rant by Phiu-x · · Score: 1

      "The developers ask for, and are granted, the right to open source the code (who's going to want it, right?)"

      What the code under the GPL ? If that is true they've been had, but not the way you think : You cannot sell OS code as you own.

      I can't believe this story. It sure is sensational, but certainly not true. Otherwise, this company should out of business by now.

      What did YOU do to prevent this ?

      This story is weird at best... There is NO chance a sane company would let this happen . I just hope this should not be a reason not to open source code.

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    52. Re:Rant by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      You should post that to thedailywtf.com its pure genius!

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    53. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong direction. Go the other way.

    54. Re:Rant by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      I work for a small company right now. It's an independent telco and ISP and I'm the only IP admin. A big pro is that I get to touch everything and learn everything. A major con is that I also HAVE to do everything. Even though we're small and family-owned there is a layer of mid-level management between the SMEs and the owners. They filter everything going up and never share anything coming back down. My opinion means jack shit around here. If I tell sales not to sell something because it's a bad solution they'll do it anyway. If I tell my boss not to buy something because it won't work right in our network he'll do it anyway. This place has gone downhill fast too. A few short years ago I could sit down with an owner and vent or talk about solutions and help steer where this company goes. Today I'm just another voice in the crowd. I need to ramp up my certs and move on I guess. It's a shame too because the bulk of the people here are fantastic. I'm also from the general area. Still, I don't foresee these problems every being resolved unless the owners 1) recognize that it's a problem and 2) decide to commit the resources needed to fix it. So I don't see it happening.

    55. Re:Rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of all the great injustices and problems in the world to get yourself worked up about, some emotive vs. logical comment moderation on /. is probably something to just let slide.

  4. Poor admins by DerekLyons · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Pity the poor admins - having to actually [shudder] do what their boss wants rather than having the boss catering to their whims and biases.

    1. Re:Poor admins by SendBot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's like being a contractor, using a pneumatic hammer, and having the foreman come up to you and insist you use a carrot to perform your nailing. Then the boss expresses discontent at your declining performance, especially since he made an executive decision he thought would make things works better.

      Yeah, it sounds like a dumb analogy, but human civilizations have been building structures much longer than your boss has had exposure to IT concepts. I'll be happy to stand by my carrot analogy and relate real-world examples.

    2. Re:Poor admins by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Admins are there for their expertise. If you show blatant contempt for that, don't be surprised if they flee. They will do so because of the expectation that they will be blamed when you ignore their advice and things go wrong.

      Admins have to clean up after your poo.

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    3. Re:Poor admins by Foofoobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      here at my work, management makes 'plug and play' purchasing decisions; they just want to but something and plug it in. It doesn't matter that their are open source alternatives that can save them thousands of dollars a year. It doesn't matter that these may be better or better tested. They feel like they will have to rely upon internal staff to support these tools and they would rather be able to contract out support.

      They fail to understand how IT works and how the people who work for them work on a day to day basis. In their world's, everything would be perfect if everything ran under a GUI, was automated and supported outside the company. These are the things that define 98% of managers buying decisions.

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    4. Re:Poor admins by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 0, Troll
      You're correct. It's much more fun to watch an inept manager make a poor technical decision you're forced to implement. The fun part is when you get to tell the CIO your boss is a moron for his decision(s), you walk out, and watch your old boss get the shoe a month later due to said decisions.

      Not that I'd know from experience or anything =)

    5. Re:Poor admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The CIO is not "the boss" and those mandating sub-par tools are a liability to their employer.

    6. Re:Poor admins by JustNiz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah its funny how hiring employers require tons of experience, yet ignore it once you get the job.

    7. Re:Poor admins by OrangeMonkey11 · · Score: 1

      Those are the exceptions; there are some of us who actually care about what we do and actually know what we are doing but ended up working for completely F*cking idiot(s).

    8. Re:Poor admins by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pity the poor admins - having to actually [shudder] do what their boss wants rather than having the boss catering to their whims and biases.

      Right now, I'm in the process of implementing several projects that came down via fiat. In the process I've discovered that the products we bought don't work together. They don't do everything we expected they would do. And they are implemented on platform choices that the CIO, who purchased all this, has specifically stated we would not implement in our environment. I will be expected to make it all work now and in the future.

      This isn't about simple whim. This is about people doing their jobs. The high-up management deals with the big picture. The folks in the trenches deal with all the technical details that can make or break a project. And while everyone affects each other, we all have our little piece of the puzzle to hash out.

    9. Re:Poor admins by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that often the manager has no clue what he's talking about.

      Bottom line is that managers know about the business side of things - how the numbers work (even that's deabatable, but I'll give them as a group the benefit of the doubt). However, IT's exepertise is in the technology side of things. When either starts trying to assert authority outside of their area you get crap results.

      In general my approach is that I'll do anything they want if they push the issue (keeping full documentation of just WHO called what shots in those cases), but I'll flat out tell them as nicely as possible: "Look, you hired me based on my expertise. If you're trusting that decision, then you're also trusting that I wouldn't steer your wrong when it comes to something like this. Your idea will not work because ________.". If they still want to try a dumb thing then so be it, but I'll also remind them (nicely) when the SHTF that it was their decision.

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    10. Re:Poor admins by guruevi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing is, the contractors have already established what the best tools are to use. If a contractor changes their tools from eg. DeWalt to Ridgid (or whatever cheap/underpowered manufacturer you can find at Home Depot and Lowe's) because the salesman took them out to lunch and went golfing with them then the contracting business won't last very long since the thing will keep breaking every day/week or so. Eventually the people working will either walk out before the business is bankrupt or the boss will change back to the original brands.

      The issue with IT is that nobody can really measure how well something new (or old) is doing. And thanks to Microsoft, people have gotten used to servers restarting and people being unable to work for computer-related issues for minutes or even hours. It also depends on your admins. A good admin will hardly have to restart a server while a rookie will always do it since that's for him the easiest way to restart a particular service. Also, a lot of products that are good are expensive and a lot of products that are bad can be kept together somewhat by a good admin. The boss-man doesn't really care whether the whole system is teetering on a small string, as long as it works somewhat they will be happy. Software usually works initially and under certain specifications it will always work but it will become unstable over time or under specific conditions and then the admin will get the blame. With the advances in remote capabilities and the ubiquity of the Internet it's like a contractor always having a technician available with all backup tools and spare parts available in less than 5 minutes. If that were the case, the contractor might not worry about having tools break in the middle of work, they just give it to the technician that will be able to fix it.

      Off course the sh*t always hits the fan later on and it's usually when the decision makers have moved on or put themselves out of blame by a (or a series of) good quarterly report. Usually it's when the technician (to use the contractor example) is on vacation on a cruise for 2 weeks (that's a really great excuse/vacation if you're an always-on-call admin) or he has been hit by a bus.

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    11. Re:Poor admins by blhack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pity the poor admins - having to actually [shudder] do what their boss wants rather than having the boss catering to their whims and biases.

      Part of being the admin is having a more integral understanding of what your boss wants than she does.
      If you ARE just doing exactly as the boss thinks she wants, then your job is likely either obsolete, or your are a reset-button-specialist, not an admin.

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    12. Re:Poor admins by denis-The-menace · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to have that printed on a T-shirt!

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    13. Re:Poor admins by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The issue with IT is that nobody can really measure... thanks to Microsoft..."

      Preaching to the choir my man. Someone else once said "Failure is not an option! It comes standard with every Microsoft product."

    14. Re:Poor admins by jslater25 · · Score: 1

      When working for my previous employer, I focused my daily work more on what my understanding was of what my boss wanted rather than what my boss stated he wanted. Just because he knew the lingo and jargon didn't mean he had a clue about what he was asking for. To be good at your job, you need to not only perform what is asked, but what is expected as well.

    15. Re:Poor admins by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Except it's not quite that cut and dry. Your analogy isn't awful, but it isn't quite right either. It's more like you're a contractor that has been working for a firm that doesn't use nails. Maybe they use glue, or screws, who knows. Suddenly some higher up decides that nails are a great new way to hold things together. You might have worked with nails at a previous job, or just read a about them on the Internet; but at any rate you're pretty sure that pneumatic hammers are totally the way to go if you want to drive nails. Sadly, your boss isn't so sure. Pneumatic hammers cost thousands of dollars and hand held ones only cost a few bucks. How many of the "nails" are we going to be driving? How much faster are these expensive auto-hammers than the much cheaper ones? If you've worked with nails and pneumatic hammers before, you might be positive that the upfront cost will be WELL worth it, but your boss has never used either type of hammer (we'll leave the carrot out of the picture for now).

      In most cases where IT is implementing new software one of two things is going on. Either they've never worked with the type of technology involved at all (the contractor who was trying to figure out "nails") and have no idea what the best choice might be, or they've used the technology before, but are used to a specific implementation (A contractor that has always used hand hammers and is reluctant to move to pneumatic hammers). It's a lot more rare (not unheard of mind you, but rarer) for a company to replace its pneumatic hammers with hand hammers (or carrots).

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    16. Re:Poor admins by Catiline · · Score: 1

      The issue with IT is that nobody can really measure how well something new (or old) is doing.

      I am not (currently) a IT admin, but with about 3 minutes of thinking I came up with what should be a metric at least as good as LOC is for programmers, if not better. Given that this is a first-iteration idea, I'm sure there is some nasty "bug" in it but I offer it up anyway.

      Take a page from all of those number-of-nines reliability measurements and institute a measurement of "unmonitored performance" — the amount of time the server ran without needing administrative attention in the past week, month, and year, expressed as a percentage of that amount of time. All maintenance time — resulting in loss of service or not — is deducted from this measurement. For activities which result in loss of service, the entire length of loss of services is deducted against the measurement (even if it does not require active work during that period, like a reboot) — after all, if the server is not performing its' job, it is not unmonitored performance time.

      The use of three time periods to measure in will help even out the "blip" which may occur with some unusual outage, helps to detail trends with particular servers and services, and pinpoint exact "bottleneck" services which consume a disparate amount of administrative hours.

      There, now please tell me why this is not a fair measurement.

    17. Re:Poor admins by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The high-up management deals with the big picture. The folks in the trenches deal with all the technical details that can make or break a project.

      And in your scenario, management is not dealing with the big picture. Management needs to define the objectives (Email, filesharing, website), and the sysadmins work out the details (Exchange/Postfix/qmail, SMB/NFS, Apache/IIS). Probably the deepest they should meddle should be regarding third-party compatibility ("We need .doc support").

    18. Re:Poor admins by lennier · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "The thing is, the contractors have already established what the best tools are to use."

      Actually, at least in the house building market in NZ, there's been a rash of really poor new buildings built in the last 20 years, by developers making a quick buck. Houses that leak, that rot, that are just poorly designed and shoddily built in every way. Whereas the houses built 50 years ago from older tools and materials are still going strong.

      And this is by registered builders who really ought to know better.

      Moral: It's not just IT that sacrifices quality for speed or cost and gets away with it - because the market doesn't always react in time, and the penalties for poor performance don't always catch up with the people who make the bad decisions.

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    19. Re:Poor admins by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Casual Friday here I come!

    20. Re:Poor admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can dig it.

    21. Re:Poor admins by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what should be a metric at least as good as LOC is for programmers,

      You do know that LOC is a truly lousy metric for programmers, I hope?

      -jcr

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    22. Re:Poor admins by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      The problem - both with the tools and the software - is that you just can't properly do the job with some of them.

      I used to manage a couple auto repair shops. The mechanics who showed up with Rigid air guns were told that under no circumstances were they to use that POS to tighten people's lug nuts. Use a hand wrench or get a proper air gun.

      Similarly, some software fundamentally can't do the job.

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    23. Re:Poor admins by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Problem is, some systems are inherently cranky, you've been handed crappy code and not enough time to rewrite it, or the faults are entirely out of your control. Now, isolating for different classes of system, rating admins on a combination of availability and how little work they have to do works just fine. It does require listening to them and enabling them to 'get ahead of the curve' - even the best admin will fail if given a nasty barely functioning system and not enough people to deal with it.

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    24. Re:Poor admins by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Given that this is a first-iteration idea, I'm sure there is some nasty "bug" in it but I offer it up anyway.

      Look, LOC is a perfectly good metric. Uptime or whatever it is you're measuring is a perfectly good metric. There are lots of metrics and they can certainly tell you stuff.

      The problem is that people think that these things can replace the need for carefully considered judgment, or that management in general can be replaced with a set of policies and incentives. (And like metrics, policies and incentives are perfectly valid things in themselves, they're just not replacements for actual thought.)

      There's a reason this happens: training, counseling, reviewing and, well, managing people takes a hell of a lot of time. And a lot of people really suck at it. There are managers that suck so hard that a naive measurement of LOC would actually be superior to their judgment. But in most situations, if managers set up a system like LOC and don't actively police it, people will simply game the system until it falls apart.

    25. Re:Poor admins by dkf · · Score: 1

      The issue with IT is that nobody can really measure how well something new (or old) is doing.

      That's pure BS.

      And thanks to Microsoft, people have gotten used to servers restarting and people being unable to work for computer-related issues for minutes or even hours.

      Ah, and there's the source of the BS. You've become so accepting of the crap instability (as promoted by MS and Linux) that you're believing that it means nobody can measure how well things are doing. But it's just not true. You can measure how well things are doing if you're careful about it; might take some programming though.

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    26. Re:Poor admins by dwandy · · Score: 1

      Look, LOC is a perfectly good metric.

      Yes, if your goal is to maximize the line-count of your software.

      Even Big Bloat Inc gets it:
      "Measuring software productivity by lines of code is like measuring progress on an airplane by how much it weighs."- Bill Gates

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    27. Re:Poor admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • it's not the builders it's the building code + inspectors
      • it is the builders who didn't come up through the apprenticeship scheme 'cause the then and now government got rid of it in the 90s and replaced it with the "do whatever the hell you want" scheme
      • 50 years ago they were building with beautiful native hardwood that doesn't mind getting its feet wet. Today they are building with pinus radiata balsa wood which falls to bits as quickly as it is grown
      • it's not the building code + inspectors it's the MPs who put them in place
      • it's not the MPs it's the people who let them stay in a job
      • oh. wait a minute. crap.

      tip of the day: Make your next house purchase contingent on an engineer's report. (up to) $3000 well spent.

    28. Re:Poor admins by Catiline · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am fully aware of the fact that LOC is a lousy, easily gamed metric. On the other hand, if you are trying to measure which of your programmers does the most work, LOC or check-ins per day isn't a bad start (just don't make it your final and only metric).

      Likewise, the idea of using a combination of system down-time and administrative attention may be an easily gamed, faulty measurement of which systems perform "better" — but as a way to pinpoint which systems need overhauling and updating, it's a start.

    29. Re:Poor admins by Catiline · · Score: 1

      Problem is, some systems are inherently cranky, you've been handed crappy code and not enough time to rewrite it, or the faults are entirely out of your control.

      And if you look at the title of this article ("The Perils of Ramming Products Down IT's Throat") and think of that not just in terms of purchasing, but also in the "no budget to upgrade" light, you might like the idea of a metric that will point out the "inherently cranky" systems. How often does management ignore IT when they say "it will cost you $50K to upgrade this but over the next three years return about $150K in productivity gains" but don't have 'real numbers'? This is a first step in creating those sorts of measurements, and that power shouldn't be ignored.

    30. Re:Poor admins by Catiline · · Score: 1

      Look, LOC is a perfectly good metric.

      Yes, if your goal is to maximize the line-count of your software.

      LOC is a "perfectly good metric" for a manager who has no understanding of software engineering and needs to identify the coder(s) who do the bulk of the work. Is it flawed? Yes: proper code re-use libraries will completely ruin that measurement. But when your goal is to manage a group of people without knowing what they do, it's a great metric! (Now, I personally question why any manager would consider themselves competent while they don't understand the job of the people they manage, but I am led to understand a great many people do not consider this a problem at all.)

    31. Re:Poor admins by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Except that you presented it as a metric for the admins and not the system.

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  5. Shades of the rejection of linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There's a lot to be said for product familiarity. A lot of IT shops would rather live with a product's shortcomings than use unfamiliar technology,

    VMWare is not ready for the desktop^M^M^M^M^M^M^M virtualized server!

    1. Re:Shades of the rejection of linux by MaerD · · Score: 1

      You seem to have confused your backspace and carriage return key there.. You may wish to be ma

      ore careful in the futur

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  6. Just like any other industry.. by Renraku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just like every other industry that has to buy products, rarely do the experts have much say in which products would work the best.

    How can you hold authority when you have to get the workers to make the decisions for you? Today it's which widget to buy, tomorrow it's how many hours they have to work, and next week, they'll be supervising themselves!

    So here, employees, make the best of this Z-brand Widget that doesn't fit your needs at all. We bought 10,000 of them, and so help you if you don't use every single one of them.

    Did I mention that Z-brand sent us managers to Vegas for a few days? Of course I didn't, because workers shouldn't know what goes on elsewhere in the company!

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    1. Re:Just like any other industry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can you hold authority when you have to get the workers to make the decisions for you?

      There's a difference between giving up the authority to make decisions and not accepting input from the admins that will end up using the product. A manager in a large company like this should solicit input from the admins that will implement the solution on what the right tools are. He can even make them research a specific product that a vendor has made him believe is a good solution to the problem. That means carving out some of their time to research the various options and prepare a report on their findings. The manager should then make a decision for the whole organization based on those reports.

      You get all the benefits of having a single organizational standard tool in place...you can more thoroughly document the knowledge you get from using the product so that the experience of one department can benefit other departments and software licensing is cheaper in bulk. And yet admins will feel valued since their input is taken into account and the decision, while perhaps not pleasing everyone that will use it, will be based on their recommendations rather than marketing hype.

      If you've done your job right and hired talented people, you can draw from their talent whenever you're out of your depth without giving up any control. Like the president, you have your advisers to help make decisions on matters you may not fully understand, but the decision is still yours.

    2. Re:Just like any other industry.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You don't need to "hold authority" or wield it; authoritarianism has historically not lead to very good solutions for problems. Just look at how well Stalinist-style command economies have done.

      What you need is a "manager": someone who manages, and facilitates his employees' work. This is very different from directing them. A manager is supposed to rely on his employees for technical expertise, as they're the ones who are maintaining their expertise, and make decisions based on their input.

    3. Re:Just like any other industry.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I mention that Z-brand sent us managers to Vegas for a few days?

      Unless Z-brand also included a credit line for some blow and hookers, they clearly also cheaped out on the bribe. They should have sent the managers to someplace like Hawaii or the Bahamas (depending on which coast you're closest to). Apparently the managers in that scenario aren't just whores, they're cheap whores. Run before you catch a disease, because it's hard to breathe in a full-body condom.

    4. Re:Just like any other industry.. by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ...

      Did I mention that Z-brand sent us managers to Vegas for a few days? Of course I didn't, because workers shouldn't know what goes on elsewhere in the company!

      You didn't mention it because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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    5. Re:Just like any other industry.. by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      The problem is that takes good managers. Not just someone with an MBA and the right connections to get an upper level managment job.

      Sadly the latter is a whole lot more prevelent than the former.

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    6. Re:Just like any other industry.. by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Except for herpes. That shit follows you home."

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    7. Re:Just like any other industry.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem is that takes good managers. Not just someone with an MBA and the right connections to get an upper level managment job.

      Sadly the latter is a whole lot more prevelent than the former.

      It's weird, I'm not a manager, nor do I consider myself management material, but I know this stuff, and it seems pretty common-sense to me. What the hell are they teaching these fools in MBA school?

    8. Re:Just like any other industry.. by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Well I think, and this is very much an opinion here, that often times the connections part of what I was saying takes precedence. While the idea that businesses are still just a collection of people working together may seem obvious I think all the nuance of what it means gets lost. You still are going to have cliques, personal likes/dislikes, affairs, under the table type deals, etc going on.

      And in school it's all about the theory and practice of managing and making money and very little of the social aspect while doing it. So take all of those factors and how a good manager needs to not only be good/knowledgeable of what they are doing but socially skilled to handle everyone too it is hard to get a 'good' manager then. Especially since it's hard to quantify the social aspect of a person.

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  7. Funny. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Typical Slashdot. A joke only a technically educated person would understand.

    I know this is on-topic, sorry for that, but here is a quote from the article: "According to Burton Group, VMware and Citrix XenServer are the only two enterprise-ready hypervisor platforms on the market."

    What will we do until the old codger managers with no technical knowledge, and no interest in learning, retire or die? The problem gets worse every day. When I say "old", I am not talking about chronological age, I'm talking about mental disability.

    1. Re:Funny. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      I know this is on-topic, sorry for that, but here is a quote from the article: "According to Burton Group, VMware and Citrix XenServer are the only two enterprise-ready hypervisor platforms on the market."

      Apropos of anything else, most "reports" from "The XYZ Group" have so little intrinsic value I think their real genius is in convincing corporations to shell out tens of thousands of dollars a year for five page reports full of "insights" that are cobbled together trinkets of such vague handwaving generalities, sprung forth from probably ten minutes with a search engine and an hour condensing a synopsis that is entirely geared to whatever notion The XYZ Group feels most beneficial to itself to pimp, be it to push people towards tech that surprise, surprise, it does consulting on, or otherwise.

    2. Re:Funny. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Yeah? But what does Gartner group say? Let me have a wild guess ... Hyper-V is the only Hypervisor out there ... all others are pseudo-visors... Microsoft is the only OS vendor out there.... and they do very nice lunches.

    3. Re:Funny. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, what did the Enderle "Group" say?

    4. Re:Funny. by afidel · · Score: 1

      They say that VMWare still holds 80-90 percent of the market, that MS's Hyper-V will put serious pricing pressure on VMWare, and that the majority of the market erosion will be in the SMB space. They think that the revenue play going forward will be on management tools. They are already right as ESXi is now free but you can't manage it with vcenter without buying it a license which makes it kind of worthless. Xen gives you quite a bit of functionality in the free version but there are some things like automated recovery that require the licensed version. MS with Hyper-v R2 will have by far the largest featureset in the free space and the licensing for SCCM is a fraction of what vsphere+vcenter cost.

      I have a midsized virtualization project that I am in the middle of right now and we went vsphere because we couldn't wait for Hyper-v R2 SP1 to come out (who uses MS products pre-SP1 for production?) but it's very possible that unless VMWare does some major price adjustments that we may end up on Hyper-v in 3 years when our support contract is up.

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    5. Re:Funny. by huckamania · · Score: 1

      MS didn't make the cut because they don't support Linux. Yeah, that's a deal killer for a MS shop.

    6. Re:Funny. by Sxooter · · Score: 1

      SCO is the only way to GO!

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  8. Don't bother to RTFAs. by MarkvW · · Score: 4, Informative

    These links are all just speculation and fluff. There's no news in any of the articles. Don't waste your time RTFA.

    FYI

    1. Re:Don't bother to RTFAs. by mujadaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't waste your time RTFA.

      So I've been right all along!

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    2. Re:Don't bother to RTFAs. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Don't waste your time RTFA.

      You're on slashdot. This advice is redundant by definition.

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  9. Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Petersko · · Score: 2, Informative

    So this is just some guy's opinion, right? Just like the hundreds of opinions that will undoubtedly fill up the page below this one of mine?

    "Many places are Microsoft-centric, but exactly zero are 100 percent Microsoft." By which he means... "They may run Microsoft products on the servers and desktop, but there's absolutely no way that they are using solely Microsoft applications and products in every part of the infrastructure, from the switches to the firewalls."

    Well bra-vo. Golf clap.

    1. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed... which is funny, because no where in the actual article does Nissan say they regretted the decision.

      And that guys opinion misses the point; when people say they are an MS shop, they're talking servers / workstations.. nobody cares AT ALL what OS the switch or router is running..

      The only non-computer device where I wish there was a different OS is my cable box, which runs linux. The reason I wish it ran something else? It locks up quite a bit, and takes forever to reboot.

    2. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Korbeau · · Score: 2, Funny

      The point? I think it's to lead you to their Zazzle store or make you buy Windows Sentinel after seeing their ads 6 times.

    3. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by malevolentjelly · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have just reached Internet Enlightenment.

    4. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by DeadPixels · · Score: 1

      I don't see a problem with this. Nissan chose Hyper-V after evaluating their options and deciding that it would do what they wanted. It's true that they could have possibly gotten better performance elsewhere, but there are many other factors to consider other than pure speed. Are your admins comfortable with other products? TFA says that Nissan is mostly a Microsoft shop, so perhaps they don't have many admins who often use non-Microsoft solutions. TFA also points out that Microsoft likely gave them a great deal on pricing and support, which is definitely a factor. And thirdly, if the server isn't brought down either way (and downtime was the major issue), why does it matter if it takes 10 seconds as opposed to 20 with Hyper-V? Especially considering all the other perks Nissan likely got from this, I don't see any problem at all.

    5. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's just shitty design. I've had Linux-based cable boxes work quite well. Hell, just look at all the people who have Tivos. If you're talking Comcast, the HD DVR's are much more stable than the basic ones.

    6. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Kool Aid" isn't about Jonestown. It's about the Electric Kool Aid Acid Tests, a series of concerts where LSD was served in Kool Aid.

    7. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like Nissan only looked at MS stuff, and chose their promises in favor of actual mature working products because 'we're a microsoft shop'.

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    8. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why should anyone care AT ALL what OS the bare-metal virtualization hypervisor is running? This article is not about the servers/workstations.

      No one cares about the switch or router because they just work. Whoever chose them picked a brand that has features, stability, and that the existing admins are capable of using effectively. People will start to care a lot when management dictates that the routers be changed to Microsoft Packet Tickler 2008, which only supports Microsoft Routing Protocol, and has to be rebooted every 4 days.

    9. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by f16c · · Score: 1

      Then there is the crap given out by Verizon for use with FIOS (HD DVR box made by Motorola). I need to pull the AC plug every other month because the box goes to Mars and fails to respond to things like trying to turning it off...

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    10. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      So what? That's Nissans choice to make, isn't it? That doesn't make it dumb, it means they don't want to have their admins deal with yet another vendor, who's product works different than someone experience in MS software would expect. Oh, and it wasn't vapor-wear promises, they features were ALREADY being built.

      Do you think it'd be cheaper in the long run to maintain a fleet of Nissan cars, or a mixture? Remember, YOU have mechanics in house that know Nissan very well.

    11. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      No, its my city owned cable tv / internet / phone company, designed to compete directly with Comcast (thank god). Overall, they're still lightyears better than Comcast.

    12. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Computers are not cars, and skills in maintaining AD don't really transfer into virt software - there's much more overlap between virt software.

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    13. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Ya, if you think managing Windows only means you know AD, there's no help for you.

    14. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      gee plague, that was an example of how skills in one package don't transfer to another package. You know, to rebut your claim that switching to a different vendor was a higher barrier than adding a completely new piece of software to the mix?

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    15. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Yes, a cherry picked strawman example. Microsoft software typically integrates well with other Microsoft software, just like the iPod integrates better with Macs than it does PCs. Its useless to discuss anything with you. Just a mindless antiMS zealot that can't even consider that maybe I'm right.

    16. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it does? Any server management tool from MS will likely require different concepts from any other, and be a bigger hurdle moving from one to another compared to moving from an equivalent competitor product. Don't you get it? Knowing AD doesn't give you the ability to run exchange or sql server. Knowing Oracle gives you quite a bit of knowledge on running sql server.

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    17. Re:Not Sure What The Point Here Is by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You're the one that doesn't get it. Apparently, AD is all MS server admins know. Of course, I'm not suprised... I doubt you've used any MS product in years... but that doesn't stop you from commenting on things you don't know. Simple things, like the fact that MS' solution is integrated into to the OS and will automatically configure other aspects if needed. Oh, and you're apparently ignorant to the possiblity that Nissan has dedidcated support at MS... people that are already familiar with what Nissan is doing.

  10. Pun intended? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoth:
    > to know the fiat revolves around far inferior products, in this case Nissan North America's

    Fiat in the same sentence as Nissan?

    scnr
    theCoward

    1. Re:Pun intended? by mangu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > to know the fiat revolves around far inferior products, in this case Nissan North America's
      Fiat in the same sentence as Nissan?

      Well, I suppose "the Fiat revolves around" means that a Fiat can run circles around a Nissan

  11. Hail The Engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Personally, I wouldn't work for ANY company that dictated IT solutions to its IT people.

    You either trust your engineers, or you don't. It's as simple as that. You went to school, learned, practiced, gained experience, and work doing what you do for a living so you CAN be trusted. An employer that doesn't understand this is probably doomed to fail anyway. Thats what happens when people don't trust engineers. Bridges fail, cars catch on fire, foam falls off of solid rocket boosters, and yup, IT solutions fail to solve problems.

  12. What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At my work the sysadmin refuses to upgrade from SQL Server 2000 Standard Edition (which had its support discontinued several years ago, though he still hasn't installed the latest service pack from 2004 or so), despite the fact that we have a budget (and need) for a high end clustered system with a nice pretty SAN. The execs are now pushing it because we're getting deadlocks constantly, but the admin insists that if everyone would stop using the database to do anything, we'd be fine, and refuses to upgrade.

    1. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Wait. The executives want a sysadmin to perform an upgrade but the sysadmin refuses? Who is running this company? I don't think it's who you think it is.

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    2. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At my work the sysadmin refuses to upgrade from SQL Server 2000 Standard Edition...despite the fact that we have a budget (and need)... The execs are now pushing it because we're getting deadlocks constantly, but the admin insists that if everyone would stop using the database to do anything, we'd be fine, and refuses to upgrade.

      Re-apply the budget. Upgrade the admin instead.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    3. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by blhack · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is happening because your "admin" is an inexperienced idiot. He is refusing the upgrade because he is afraid that it is going to make him look foolish when he doesn't "know" the new system.

      This doesn't solve your problem, but at least now you know what is going on.

      This is not the same as what the article is addressing. What TFA is talking about is when admins know more about the topic at hand than their bosses, but their bosses power-trip their way into failure.

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    4. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Replace his dogeared copy of whatever industry press book he is using with one that features the version you want.

    5. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      At my work the sysadmin refuses to upgrade from SQL Server 2000 Standard Edition (which had its support discontinued several years ago

      Not true. You can still get tech support for SQL Server 2000:

      http://blogs.msdn.com/sqlreleaseservices/archive/2008/02/15/end-of-mainstream-support-for-sql-server-2005-sp1-and-sql-server-2000-sp4.aspx

      In fact, extended support for the previous version, SQL Server 7, ends 2010-12-31.

      (some businesses really, really, really don't want to change SQL server versions)

      though he still hasn't installed the latest service pack from 2004 or so),

      Ok, that is pretty dumb.

      despite the fact that we have a budget (and need) for a high end clustered system with a nice pretty SAN.

      You can cluster with SQL 2000. And even without a cluster, it will run nicely on a SAN.

      The execs are now pushing it because we're getting deadlocks constantly, but the admin insists that if everyone would stop using the database to do anything, we'd be fine, and refuses to upgrade.

      Deadlocks can sometimes be avoided by adjusting your SQL code.

      Frankly, the best reason to upgrade from SQL 2000 is native 64-bit versions, which lets you use LARGE amounts of memory for your DB. Not to mention DB mirroring.

    6. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is happening because your "admin" is an inexperienced idiot. He is refusing the upgrade because he is afraid that it is going to make him look foolish when he doesn't "know" the new system.

      Well, or, to be fair, he may be concerned the cure may be worse than the disease. Upgrading to a new major revision of a core system component has non-trivial risks. Now, if the admin isn't communicating those risks, that's a different problem. But it's not fair to immediately assume that he just doesn't know what he's doing.

    7. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      I guess I should clarify here... He also opposes the SAN. And as for adjusting the code to avoid deadlocks... It seems like that's my full time job now. Trying to squeeze every last bit of speed from a dying beast. I'm constantly having to cache reports that should be real-time, use nolock hints where they don't belong, and cut features in order to reduce server load and deadlocks.

    8. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      How many admins are on this database, how large is it, and what does it do? Just because the new server is better and stronger and runs the latest and greatest doesn't mean that one guy can easily do the entire migration. My business just got done with a database migration that took 2 years, and this was transitioning from one product to another, both of which were offered by the same company.

      Budgeted money for a new system does not automatically equate to budgeted money for an actual migration.

    9. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Simply refusing is still pointless.

      A better approach would be to set up a test server first and run the new version on that. Upgrade or don't based on the results of the test.
      Now management may refuse that based on the cost for the extra sever. But then they share the fault if things go wrong.

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    10. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by dkf · · Score: 1

      it's not fair to immediately assume that he just doesn't know what he's doing.

      Perhaps, but if I were using Bayesian reasoning about this, that would be exactly my starting premise on the basis of the few facts given.

      FWIW, I've also seen the case where management are pushing a solution down the throat of one set of admins (against very stiff opposition) because it makes a huge amount of sense elsewhere supporting other admins. That's the sort of place where management may actually be right (and actually are in the particular case I'm thinking of, but I'll sit on the details because they're a little embarrassing to all concerned).

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    11. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Carra · · Score: 1

      Upgrading the system won't suddenly make a smart admin. I'd be surprised if those deadlocks solve themselves with an upgrade.

    12. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Deosyne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's insisting on keeping databases on SQL Server 2000. He doesn't know what in the fuck he's doing.

    13. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      1 admin, ~50GB, refuse to disclose based on the fact that too much information will reveal where I work and thus out me. The admin will not be doing the migration (if it ever happens at all). About 50 reads and 100 writes per second, all with very complex queries with complex rules based on the time of day. This is not your standard customer order processing database.

    14. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by mlts · · Score: 1

      At least he should ask for budge for a staging environment where he can mirror an image of the production boxes in a lab and see how they take to SQL Server 2008. Assuming that the database containers are sanely laid out, the SAN interface (and other hardware) works with Windows Server 2008 R2, the upgrade shouldn't be too bad.

      Other than getting the hardware to work with the latest OS, and the apps to communicate correctly with SQL Server 2008 (which also shouldn't be hard unless something really strange is going on), it would consist of making sure all database data (containers, indexes, logs, archive logs) are all happily sitting on the SAN, power off the old boxes, power up the new machines that have the latest OS and RDBMS rev, import the databases and users and check that the apps connect. Of course, there are always issues (getting the users to match and such), but it shouldn't be too difficult, especially if its run in a test/staging environment 2-3 times, and there is a way to go "oh crap" and re-import the database containers on the old boxes.

    15. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by mlts · · Score: 1

      Typo: He should ask for a budget.

      In any case, part of a company that is middle sized should be a staging/test lab. This is where not just major upgrades are performed, but tests to see if a patch bundle from Windows Update will break anything. This doesn't just apply to just Windows. I've seen 0.01 minor updates on production UNIX clusters completely bring things to a screeching halt.

    16. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      SQL 2000 does support PAE if you can at least get him to run the DB on a Server 2003/8 Enterprise box with 16GB+ of memory. I can't conceive of not using the SAN though, that just seems silly.

    17. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Nope. Win32 with Server 2000 and 3GB RAM.

    18. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Depends. It could be some of the applications running on those databases are unmaintainable custom jobs that break with SQL Server 2005 and 2008, even when using compatibility mode. It could be that the admin has asked for those applications to be updated/rewritten for the last 4 years but it was such a botch job when they were first acquired (outsourcing maybe?) that management doesn't want to admit that or risk repeating the experience and have been stalling that upgrade. I mean, if they were running COTS apps, why haven't those been upgraded to newer versions that requires at least SQL Server 2005? It could be that an outsource account manager recommended the upgrade because they figure that they'll get a lot of high margin work on urgent bug fixes when the applications starts breaking down after the SQL Server upgrade.

      It is possible the admin just doesn't want to bother upgrading his certifications; there was a lot of new stuff to learn for SQL Server 2005 and 2008. It's also possible they've got an idea of how huge the migration job is, they're two years away from retirement (or from the economy recovering enough to find a different job), and just don't want to wind up doing a lot of overtime that they know will be required due to unrealistic estimates and demands by management.

      Alternatively, the admin may not know what they are doing. However there's a lot of possible reasons for wanting to keep databases on SQL Server 2000, even with only SP3. That said, I hope that server is nicely firewalled away from everything except the app servers and the admin's machine.

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    19. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Unless the application isn't supported on SQL 2005 (even in compatibility mode) or has known issues with SQL 2005. On the other hand I've never heard of an app that will run on SQL 2000 SP3 but not SP4, and you really want SP4 because the list of known issues and critical bugs with SP3 is rather long.

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    20. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Just for fun, I'm going to point out that I'm the sole developer, and I developed the app on SQL 2005, then have to backport it to SQL 2000 to run on the live server. The other thing that uses the DB is proprietary, and certified for SQL 2008. There's no reason keeping us on 2000 except the fear of something new.

    21. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      I've got bad news for you... SQL 2005 isn't going to fix anything. SQL 2005 is better than 2000, but you are having problems that are either related to your application (deadlocks) or your hardware (server load). If you simply upgrade from 2000 to 2005 without changing the code to take advantage of any new features of 2005, then the situation will not change. The SAN may actually create a new bottleneck at the HBA.

    22. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ.. I have tested numerous long running processes on both platforms with equal load, and SQL 2005 often completed in less than 1/10th the time, even though the 2005 server had inferior hardware. SQL 2000 is a piece of crap.

    23. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Upgrading to a new major revision of a core system component has non-trivial risks.

      Running an unsupported release that hasn't been patched in 5 years is also a risk, and may be a SOX violation.

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    24. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Huh, just get a new box (32G, 1T disk, 4 procs or something) and do the piecemeal migration like Nicolas suggests. I don't pretend to know what your app reqs. are, but some caching is generally a good thing. Still, 150tps should be easy on modern hardware.

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    25. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've built many substantial apps on SQL Server, from version 4.21 through every version released. Deadlocks are due to programming errors in how the transactions are structured, not in SQL itself. Deadlocks are one of the ways that bugs manifest in lock-based concurrency control systems. Multi-version concurrency-control systems (MVCC, such as Postgres) don't have deadlock problems, but they do have other limitations.

      Deadlocks are simply due to misunderstanding how locking protocols work, and not having a thorough understanding of your locking hierarchy. For example, a lot of people don't understand that this simple transaction, when run multiple times concurrently, will deadlock with *itself*:

      BEGIN TRAN
      SELECT ... FROM Foo WHERE ...
      UPDATE Foo SET ... WHERE ...
      COMMIT TRAN

      The reason is lock promotion. The first SELECT obtains a read-only, shareable lock on the Foo table (or some subset of it, such as a page or range or row lock). Then, within the scope of that same transaction, it attempts to obtain a read-write, exclusive lock on Foo (or some subset of it). If two different threads do this, both will successfully acquire the lock for the SELECT, but both threads will never be able to obtain the exclusive lock for the UPDATE. (Yes, I understand the difference between a thread and a SQL task. For the purposes of this post, they're close enough.)

      To work around that, one approach is to acquire the lock for the SELECT as an exclusive lock. For example:

      BEGIN TRAN
      SELECT ... FROM Foo WHERE ... WITH (UPDLOCK)
      UPDATE Foo SET ... WHERE ...
      COMMIT TRAN

      The "WITH (UPDLOCK)" clause indicates that the SELECT should acquire an exclusive lock, so that the same transaction can safely acquire an exclusive lock for updates later.

      All database systems that manage concurrency using locks have the same problems (and advantages) as SQL Server. This isn't some bug in SQL Server; it's a fundamental property of lock-based concurrency control. Any attempt to paint this as a Microsoft bug is just FUD.

    26. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SQL 2000? Upgrade that crap right away. Here are my reasons

      - Unpatched (SP'd) the thing can become an immense memory hog. Look for KB articles which cite memory leaks as a symptom
      - Management of large databases. Running maintenance on the db causes them to grow out of control. Its not pretty.
      - CLR stored procedures. Yayyyy. Custom aggregates. NO more VB script objects.
      - Replication is a bit easier to set up
      - SQL Reporting Services 2005 (yayyyyyy)

      Really. Its a simple upgrade. The thing even has SQL 2000 compatability mode for crying out loud.

    27. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      Good to know, but sql 2005 has an advantage over sql 2000 in that it's actually supported. These things are important when running production systems.

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    28. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Ah, well then maybe the admin is concerned that the Database Tuning Advisor in SQL Server 2005 would make his job redundant. :-)

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    29. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to know, but sql 2005 has an advantage over sql 2000 in that it's actually supported. These things are important when running production systems.

      Geez, do you even read? Not only is SQL Server 2000 still supported, but its predecessor, SQL Server 7, is still supported.

      http://blogs.msdn.com/sqlreleaseservices/archive/2008/02/15/end-of-mainstream-support-for-sql-server-2005-sp1-and-sql-server-2000-sp4.aspx

    30. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by Khue · · Score: 1

      Look, does anyone else think it's kind of messed up he's asking a sysadmin to do the job of a Database Admin? I hate to be nit picking but how much other stuff is this guy responsible for if his title is sysadmin and you are asking him to upgrade a SQL database system. Maybe he doesn't feel like upgrading the database system because it's going to be one more hat he has to wear.

    31. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      just reading the comments, which state that the software is years out of support and that the admin hasn't applied patches in 5 years.

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    32. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your DBA just doesn't know what he's doing.

      I have several SQL 2000 servers, the largest DB on one of them is around 1TB. We have custom software built especially for SQL 2000, and I'm waiting for some time to get familiar with SQL 2008 before I switch anything over. I have real work to do (application development, reporting etc) and an upgrade better provide some huge benefits for me to get interested in it.

      Locking issues are either bad DB design, improper indexing, or bad application code. Period.

    33. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      If you're having to call Microsoft for SQL Server support you're either bleeding edge or bleeding incompetent -- your pick.

    34. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I have many indexes larger than 50GB on SQL Server 2000 SP4. My backup is over 600GB for *one* DB when using built-in backup (which is why I use SQL Backup). This is small. You do know how to use Profiler or the execution plan right?

      Of course that won't solve a bad design but at least it will get it in the right direction.

      Hardware? HP BL460c , dual Nehalems. Windows Server 2003. 8 GB of RAM (yes I know it won't use it -- we buy 8GB on all blades in preparation for our virtualization project.). No I haven't enabled PAE. Commit charge is 2.5 GB on that server right now, with a peak to 4.1GB (I had a nasty query to do and got a recursor). Largest view is over 2 billion records, summarized at the "part" level, and with which I can summarize by day, manufacturer etc in seconds. Physical partitioning (where a table uses check constraints and is segmented into several physical files) works well in 2000. Replication of anything except a small DB is another story.

    35. Re:What if your admin is clueless? by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      having been at amazon, it's often the former - nothing like thousands of boxes pushing gigs of data across broadcast groups to show the limits of cisco gear.

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  13. Begging the question. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    His whole rant is based on the "fact" (assumed) that Hyper-V doesn't meet Nissan's needs. He has no idea what Nissan needs. He has no idea if Hyper-V does or does not meet those needs.

    VMWare is indeed very mature and full of features, some of which are missing from Hyper-V. Now let's pretend we aren't snide little commentators and dig in more. What does Hyper-V have that VMWare doesn't? Like... an affordable price? Like...being built into and integrated with Windows Server 2008 very well?

    Worthless article picked for SlashDot solely because the author makes nonsensical rants against a Microsoft product.

    A more insightful article might have been about IT and IT pundits sometimes like to pretend _they_ are the business. Your boss will set certain parameters for you to do your job. Now sometimes they may just seem TOTALLY CRAZY, I mean like "don't spend $50 million on a virtualization solution, instead spend $10 million on this other product we've got a deal for with Microsoft to get much more cheaply". Crazy to save money though, I know. It's all about the admins and their expertise, right

    1. Re:Begging the question. by Etrias · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe it's because Hyper-V isn't a mature product and VMWare is the best out there for virtualization.

      You're being dishonest about your numbers anyway. For $50 million dollars, that's enough licensing to get Enterprise level support from VMWare for over 16,500 processors.

      But the problem is that if Hyper-V doesn't work well, doesn't fit the needs of the company, why spend your hypothetical $10 million for a solution that doesn't work? That's the problem with clueless CIOs who look at the financial cost of something and balks rather than looks at what the goals they want to achieve and get the best solution for it. The cheaper option will always end up costing more money than the right solution.

    2. Re:Begging the question. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because Hyper-V isn't a mature product and VMWare is the best out there for virtualization.

      You're being dishonest about your numbers anyway. For $50 million dollars, that's enough licensing to get Enterprise level support from VMWare for over 16,500 processors.

      I'm not clear what's "dishonest" about completely made up numbers used by way of example. The point wasn't the literal numbers, it was just that cost is a part of the equation.

      Not true. It depends on what you're doing. Running a few hundred VM's on a few racks of blade servers? Hyper-V might be completely sufficient and almost certainly much cheaper if you've got existing Win2k8 infrastructure.

      Running tens of thousands of dynamically allocated, provisioned, and managed VM's on thousands of hosts across a vast enterprise? Hyper-V might not be nearly sufficient.

      Based on what I read about what Nissan is doing, sounds pretty small fries. I don't know why Joe Blow, IT commentator would think he knows anything about how or why the product was selected.

    3. Re:Begging the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use both VMWare and Hyper V where I work, We are slowly tilting towards Hyper V though and we run about 400 virtuals at the moment and expect to scale up to about 1000. Hyper-V on win2k8 R2 for the most part out performs VMWare and does it at considerably cheaper price.VMWare is the mainframeof virtualisation, sure there are still some niche areas where it is the best choice, but for the most part Hyper V (and other virtualisation products) do the job just as well and many times cheaper.

    4. Re:Begging the question. by Znork · · Score: 1

      His whole rant is based on the "fact" (assumed) that Hyper-V doesn't meet Nissan's needs.

      While I'd normally doubt that a Microsoft solution meets anyones needs, I have to agree in this case. The article sounds mostly like a sales rant from VmWare.

      To quote the article: "If you've never implemented virtualization, all the concepts, management tools, and interfaces will be unfamiliar. Whether it's Hyper-V or VMware, they're all wildly different from nonvirtualized computing."

      Right. The concepts are about as new as 'processes', 'virtual memory' and 'management tools'; for anyone who's been around for more than a decade it's just another trip around the wheel. To hear VmWare talk about it one could imagine that there have been no tools that manage multiple machines before VIC.

      don't spend $50 million on a virtualization solution,

      A more insightful article should, indeed, have gone from there. It's not like it's hard to find clueless managers stuck in 2002 shoving VmWare down the throat of IT, despite there being far cheaper and more efficient virtualization products available by now.

    5. Re:Begging the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like...being built into and integrated with Windows Server 2008 very well?

      So what if it is? Who touches anything below the HyperVisor? You set the network configuration during installation and then you just manage your virtual instances. I don't need a full server OS.

    6. Re:Begging the question. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because Hyper-V isn't a mature product and VMWare is the best out there for virtualization.

      "Mature" is relative, and sometimes you don't need "best" - "just works" is usually enough. Hyper-V may be under-performing in terms of raw execution speed, but perhaps it's easier (for them) to administer and manage?

    7. Re:Begging the question. by Lunch2000 · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...they say that they have been waiting for Live Migration....I would say that prior to this feature being released it is safe to say that Hyper-V was not meeting their needs. I believe the author's point was that it appeared that Nissan upper management may have rammed Hyper-v through because they got a 'sweet deal' from MS, rather than buying a more expensive product that had the features they originally wanted.

    8. Re:Begging the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm anti-microsoft, but hyperV gets too much flak, it's great because it integrates well into an existing microsoft system, and if you already virtualize with microsoft products, it's a great step-up. For other virtualization tasks, I'd say VMWare, and a little known system called ProxMox are a better choice, especially if you like to keep a degree of separation between the host OS and the rest of the network, and only have the virtualized systems interacting with a windows network.

      downside to little known solutions like proxmox, they will never see a production environment in a sizeable company. I like how KVM exploits hardware virtualization to the fullest.

    9. Re:Begging the question. by Khue · · Score: 1

      A lot of what coaxes people out of VMware has to do with the attractive licensing that Hyper-V offers, or at least that is my perception. In a nutshell, with Hyper-V you only need a processor license for an operating system or whatever other type of Microsoft application you are running. At first this sounds really attractive. You get this win2k8 license and you only need that one license to run windows on all virtual machines housed on that Hyper-V box. Pretty sweet right? Until you find out you can only run a quarter of the machines you can on a Hyper-V box as opposed to an ESX or vSphere server. On the same 1u IBM x3550 I can run 10 VMware VMs you can apparently only run 4 Hyper-V boxes comfortably. On top of that Hyper-V is based on a Windows Kernel. vSphere/ESX is almost a complete ground up build (originally it was based of CentOS I believe). Can anyone comment for sure on the licensing?

    10. Re:Begging the question. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Ugh. A relatively new VM solution for the enterprise? No thanks. I'll stick with the "boring" tried and true methods not because they aren't interesting but because my employers know they can depend on me to use whatever works -- and that's why they pay me well. I would be jeopardizing my reputation by using something such as this without incredibly detailed testing.

      Besides, Xen and VMWare work so well why would I lock myself into any solution which requires Windows for the host OS? I don't want my host OS big and fat, needing a virus scanner etc. I want the tiny footprint of the other options.

    11. Re:Begging the question. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Ugh. A relatively new VM solution for the enterprise? No thanks. I'll stick with the "boring" tried and true methods not because they aren't interesting but because my employers know they can depend on me to use whatever works -- and that's why they pay me well. I would be jeopardizing my reputation by using something such as this without incredibly detailed testing.

      It's good to be conservative in one's software choice (though many people on /. somehow forget it when discussing Windows -> Linux migrations). Personally, if I had VMware rolled out, and it worked for me, I wouldn't see any reason for a change; and I can't really think of any particular features of Hyper-V that would be convincing. But I'm no expert in either, so I'd rather not judge the people who made the decision here.

      Besides, Xen and VMWare work so well why would I lock myself into any solution which requires Windows for the host OS?

      Why not, if they're already running Windows servers throughout?

      I don't want my host OS big and fat, needing a virus scanner etc. I want the tiny footprint of the other options.

      I've yet to see a Windows server needing a virus scanner. It's kinda needed on your typical desktop Windows machine, and even then only because average users are clueless and prone to opening "Hot Naked Girls.jpg.exe" attachments and the like. If you run Windows with the same suspicious state of mind that's prevalent on Unix, you don't need it. And you definitely don't need it on a server (except for specialized solutions to scan incoming user mail on a mail server - but you'd want that regardless of server OS, so long as client machines are Windows).

      You don't need a "big and fat OS" for Hyper-V either - you use Hyper-V Server, which is strictly a virtualization platform with minimal CLI-based UI for configuration, and no general Win32 compatibility. I won't claim that it's "tinier" than, say, VMware hypervisor, because I simply don't have the numbers - but then again, do you?

    12. Re:Begging the question. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      "Mature" is relative,

      Not in this case. VMware has eight years maturing, nothing else does.

      I can accept that KVM might be good if everything is Linux (and the same kernel). But in the real world, VMware is so far ahead of every other virtual machine in combining a mature and stable implementation with usable performance that people will actually pay VMware's licensing costs. And I say that with the pain of having actually looked into said costs compared to the laughably inadequate alternatives.

      Man, if any of the competitors were anywhere near practical usability beating VMware, sysadmins the world over would be tossing their hats in the air with joy. They aren't. Really really.

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    13. Re:Begging the question. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I can accept that KVM might be good if everything is Linux (and the same kernel). But in the real world, VMware is so far ahead of every other virtual machine in combining a mature and stable implementation with usable performance that people will actually pay VMware's licensing costs. And I say that with the pain of having actually looked into said costs compared to the laughably inadequate alternatives.

      Are alternatives actually inadequate for everyone?

      I ask because I've seen businesses running production servers on Hyper-V, and I do not recall hearing any complaints from admins. And yes, they did know what VMWare is (though I do not know if they had any servers running under it).

    14. Re:Begging the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      64 Mb image on VMWare hypervisor. And you're being irresponsible for not running AV on all Windows servers -- the same logic that people use when they state the need to run AV on UNIX servers -- to keep the Windows machines from getting infected.
        posted anon I'm too lazy to login on my Touch.

    15. Re:Begging the question. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      64 Mb image on VMWare hypervisor. And you're being irresponsible for not running AV on all Windows servers -- the same logic that people use when they state the need to run AV on UNIX servers -- to keep the Windows machines from getting infected.

      Windows machines don't get magically infected by viruses via pixie dust. A virus, by definition, requires the user to run an infected binary under a sufficiently privileged account for the payload to execute and start infecting other binaries. I would hope you do not run random binaries on your servers, whether Windows or Unix.

      Exploits are a different thing, but a successful exploit will generally not be detected (and certainly will not be prevented at the moment it happens) by AV.

    16. Re:Begging the question. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you'd defend *not* running AV on Windows servers, that's such a terrible idea it's appalling. It shows a lack of understanding, experience and adherence to best practices from all major vendors (yes including Microsoft).

      I don't care if you have a "virus" problem or "worm" problem, whether it was DNS poisoning or an infected install, when it happens you'll be more concerned with how to rebuild your servers so you minimize the downtime, then clean up the mess caused by the infestation. It's too late at that point.

      You need AV on all machines, running all the time, period. It's not "magic" it's best practice.

      Security 101: You should never assume you're safe because you're inside the network.

      Sheesh. Perhaps with some additional exposure / training you will understand why running around with your pants down is a bad idea. And if not, Taco Bell is always hiring.

    17. Re:Begging the question. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Oh, here's the Microsoft recommendation for AV for modern servers. http://support.microsoft.com/kb/822158

      Excerpt:
      Because domain controllers provide an important service to clients, the risk of disruption of their activities from malicious code from a virus must be minimized. Antivirus software is the generally accepted way to lessen the risk of virus infection. Install and configure antivirus software so that the risk to the domain controller is reduced as much as possible and so that performance is affected as little as possible. The following list contains recommendations to help you configure and install antivirus software on a Windows Server 2008 R2, Windows Server 2008, Windows Server 2003, or on a Windows 2000 domain controller:

    18. Re:Begging the question. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      Excerpt:
      Antivirus software must be installed on all domain controllers in the enterprise. Ideally, try to install such software on all other server and client systems that have to interact with the domain controllers. It is optimal to catch the virus at the earliest point, such as at the firewall or at the client system where the virus is first introduced. This prevents the virus from ever reaching the infrastructure systems that the clients depend on.

    19. Re:Begging the question. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      The answer is: using Windows in the server room, except at gunpoint (the software needed runs on nothing else) is fundamentally brain-damaged behaviour.

      --
      http://rocknerd.co.uk
    20. Re:Begging the question. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The answer is: using Windows in the server room, except at gunpoint (the software needed runs on nothing else) is fundamentally brain-damaged behaviour.

      Fair enough. If you're so biased you're willing to ignore the existing successful practice of thousands of large enterprises, then your opinions on the matter are hardly objective - but it would help if you just stated your religious beliefs upfront.

    21. Re:Begging the question. by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      Nah, that was based on experience. You can beat Windows into behaving reliably if you throw enough people at it. But if you can avoid it, you should.

      Some things really are intrinsically more shit than others; noticing this isn't a religious objection. Just because pigs fly if you apply sufficient thrust and persistence doesn't actually make flying pigs a good idea.

      --
      http://rocknerd.co.uk
    22. Re:Begging the question. by 0ld_d0g · · Score: 0

      My experience was exactly opposite, so there. My anecdote is better than your anecdote. Experience is just another word for opinion based on past events. This is separate from facts. Lets focus on the latter.

      Why don't you provide some technical counter points instead of typing more drivel?

      Or are you following the Slashdot model?

      Step 1. Call X bullshit/crap/garbage
      Step 2. Get called on your BS claims.
      Step 3. Say it is based on your "experience".

      But behind Door # 2 there is Slashdot Model #2

      Step 1. Call X bullshit/crap/garbage
      Step 2. Get a "Citation Needed" reply
      Step 3. Thread fades with pedantic half-truths that never resolves the original argument.

  14. All the CIO needs to know could be read in 30 secs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What is really unfortunate is that IT disasters that the rest of us could really learn from, seldom see the light of day for fear of legal action, career blight, or the taint of guilt by association. Every once in a while I think about what I'd put in an "anti-case-study", the stories we admiins could tell.....

    There are a million "Hyper-V versus VMware versus Xen" articles on the web, take 10 minutes and read 4 or 5 of them, hell, take half an hour and do some in-depth surfing :-) First out of Google for me was this little gem from the 360 blog:

    VMware versus Xen versus Hyper-V.

  15. You've got to be joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author doesn't even have to be in IT to know this. It's been endemic in human affairs since about the end the Neolithic and probably earlier. In Britain you've John Ruskin complaining about cheap goods driving out quality in the 19th century. In the Old Testament you have the Hebrews being forced to make bricks without straw. Look what happened then; the Hebrews left. In the 19th C. labor unions formed; the language gained the term Luddite. In this century I expect that instead of leaving they'll just expose the CIO's extra-curricular pecadillos on Youtube, or perhaps photoshop some if the guy's just stupid but squeaky clean.

  16. Sometimes it's NOT that simple by Petersko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "You either trust your engineers, or you don't. It's as simple as that."

    When it comes to IT, "Engineers" (forgive the quotes if you are actually an honest-to-goodness Engineer) sometimes CAN'T be completely trusted because they suffer from any of the following:

    - AIHIAH syndrome - pronounced "eye-eye-ah" ("All I have is a hammer" - java/visual basic come to mind)
    - "I've Seen The Light!" (religious worship of open source to the exclusion of everything else)
    - "Sure I tried it, it don't work." Failure to actually test alternatives to his/her "preferred" solution.

    So while you might be comfortable having somebody like this maintain the existing environment, they probably shouldn't be entrusted with decisions about the future.

    Of course some IT folks are talented, open-minded, and diligent about testing alternatives. Treasure these. But don't automatically grant this kind of trust to every IT person.

    1. Re:Sometimes it's NOT that simple by mevets · · Score: 2, Funny

      Those reasons are exactly why we have helpful magazines, like Inflight, catering to the needs of the busy executive. Plainly written articles about the technological marvels that help drive great success stories, pithy cartoons filled with pointed humour, and puzzles designed to help unwind the harried mind.

      Executives are the real grunts of this world, tirelessly pounding away with little reward or merit, to help ensure good jobs and healthy profits for everyone. Maybe Mr Moore will make a movie about them...

    2. Re:Sometimes it's NOT that simple by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Still, when it comes down to it, I'd take the word of most any engineer over that of a manager. An engineer usually has slightly more than just "he bought me drinks and took me to a strip club" behind his decisions.

  17. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Just put it on the cloud. I saw an IBM commercial last night that said this would solve all of our remote access problems."

    1. Re:Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

      Were their servers in the clouds or their heads?

  18. Simply Put: I won't be buying a Nissan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LEAF or no LEAF; I will stick to The Germans and their crazy Linux-based systems. You can't compare the two anyway.

  19. You's just gotta learn howto speak 'management'... by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

    'Nuff' Said...

  20. Back in the real world... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's fun to watch a coin land on its edge, and about as likely.

    On my planet, it works more like this: the CIO and your manager were frat buddies (whether that's a coincidence is left as an exercise for the reader) and one day when they're playing golf the subject of you, and what a disobedient little asshat you are[1], comes up. Your job goes to India, and by Newton's laws you go out the door.

    [1] HR would express it as having a weakness in interpersonal skills, an inabilty to see the big picture, and reluctance to be a team player. No matter, you're fired anyway.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    1. Re:Back in the real world... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      HR would express it as having a weakness in interpersonal skills

      The fun one is "poor time management" for working late on projects or coming in after hours to fix failures before start of business - all on salary of course so no more in payroll costs.
      It can always be argued that those late night failures wouldn't require attention if there were millions of dollars worth of redundant systems since HR never has to consider that there is no budget to have it and little need.

  21. Typical Slashdot Anti-MS Spin on the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, did anyone read the article about the Nissan migration? Where do you get that it is inferior or ill-fitting tech, or that it was forced. Sounds like they are a MS shop and want to stick with MS products with a familiar interface. The real issue is forcing virtualization onto this type of production environment, not which virtualization product to use...

  22. Computers, Italian cars? by Thelasko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    fiat revolves around far inferior products

    The Italians are gonna be pretty miffed when they find out you called their cars inferior!

    --
    One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
    1. Re:Computers, Italian cars? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      fiat revolves around far inferior products

      The Italians are gonna be pretty miffed when they find out you called their cars inferior!

      It's true. So, what are they going to do, invade Algeria?

      --
      Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
    2. Re:Computers, Italian cars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiat is of latin root "let it be done"

      Its used in more than just cars, coincidentally it is one of the reasons the US is due to collapse in the next 30 years.

      Fiat currency is why all the US money is at the Federal Reserve, and not in the hands of the government itself.

  23. Products not bought by admin by smooth123 · · Score: 0

    The interesting thing admins forget is that they do not pay for the product. And they do not get paid or taken out for dinners to buy the product. For Admins that are disgruntled with the product purchased I bet the company can find another 100 admins to replace. Well in all fairness all CIOs are replaceable too. I have seen it happen. If you cant buy them, go by them...

  24. Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "... who cares?"

    You can always be philosophical:

    Hyper-V R2 is the Zune of virtualization. Someone needs to write articles about how it isn't so bad, really, like they do for the Zune MP3 player. Vista is the Zune of operating systems. Steve Ballmer, who has little technical knowledge, is the Zune of CEOs. It's a company-wide concept at Microsoft: You don't have to be good to make money, just tricky. That's my opinion, but I'm not the only one.

    1. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Vista is the Zune of operating systems. ..except for having hundreds of millions of sales, you mean?

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compare and contrast "sales" with "bundled-in".

    3. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Iargue · · Score: 0

      I cannot believe, even for a second that you post got a score of 5..... How you ever used Hyper-v? The technology is astoundingly great, and makes VM ware look like a $5 product. It provides seemly integration before hardware and any guest system regardless of the OS. It does not require it drivers, it just takes over and handles everything, without any issues. It allows you to set some images (Like your server) to have higher priority over other images (Like a desktop). Its not a zune of anything, its actually very revolutionary. Most VM solutions require that you dedicate a single piece of hardware to a single image at a time, and does not take care of all of the administrative work (Like, teaming network connections together) for you. The Mods should read up on how things work before they give a uninformed post a 5 for Insightful.

    4. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by mgblst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you can tell us how many were real sales, how many were used to "downgrade" to XP.

    5. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Hyper-V R2 is the Zune of virtualization

      Hey, does that mean it has 99.7% uptime even on leap years!

    6. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      If that's so, why is it a bad thing? Probably way more than my damn iPhone these days...

    7. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by socceroos · · Score: 1

      I always have a chuckle when people say that. When using the grey cells between your ears, you should quickly realise that those statistics are skewed, misleading and utterly useless.

      Here's why: Microsoft literally pushed Vista onto manufacturers, cutting deals to get it sold on everything - how can you possibly infer that the market was falling over each other for Vista? They weren't. Many customers responded with utter disgust regarding the new OS. More so than any previous release of their OS in the past - even rivalling Win ME. So many of these 'sales' actually come with Windows XP installed instead. Large corporations and even some of Microsoft's closest allies refused to move to the new system.

      For a /. oldie, you sound remarkably naive.

    8. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by jcr · · Score: 1

      For a /. oldie, you sound remarkably naive./I

      Oh, please. Yeah, I know Vista sucks, but there's no point in pretending that they haven't sold a hell of a lot of copies of it. My point is that it's not comparable to the Zune.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    9. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anpheus · · Score: 2

      Considering Hyper-V R2 is free, I don't think it's appropriate to even refer to sales.

      I mean, it's not only free, but it does out of the box more than any free VMWare hypervisor does, and it's a heck of a lot easier than it currently is to set up a high availability VM cluster on Linux.

    10. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by jo42 · · Score: 1

      For the last time, going from Vista to XP is an upgrade. Look up the definition of "upgrade" sometime.

    11. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but does it allow you to run the exact same virtual machine image on a big honkin' server, a desktop, laptop and a Mac? Didn't think so...

    12. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last time, going from Vista to XP is an upgrade. Look up the definition of "upgrade" sometime.

      You know, I really hate those "whoosh!" comments, so I'm not going to do it.

      But dude ...

    13. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by voidphoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "sold"? More like bundled, i.e., buyers had no choice. When an XP upgrade was available, quite a number of people took it, enough so that MS had to extend XP's lifecycle and more hardware manufacturers started offering the upgrade.

    14. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Petaris · · Score: 1

      I haven't used Hyper-V but VMware ESXi does what you described. I can use more then one NIC and run multiple machines at the same time. I can even devide resources and give priority.

      --
      ~Petaris "The world is open. Are you?"
    15. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > The technology is astoundingly great, and makes VM ware look like a $5 product
      > Most VM solutions require that you dedicate a single piece of hardware to a single image at a time

      But what do you mean by that?

      I can run multiple vmware instances on a single computer that _share_ the same network interfaces, CPU, hard drives and RAM.

      You're just making claims that hyper-v is great but not really saying why it really is great and better than vmware or xen or other stuff.

      --
    16. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by rubi · · Score: 1

      Vista is the Zune of operating systems. ..except for having hundreds of millions of sales, you mean?

      -jcr

      Sales have nothing to do with the actual OS installed, at least regarding MS. You buy X-thousand licenses of Vista and you have the right to install XP or any other one of their OSs that is what you need. so, "millions" in Vista's case refers only to money accredited to vista, not copies in use.

    17. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Zunes are actually pretty damned good. They don't sell because they were late to the market, and Microsoft isn't "cool," not because the hardware or software is inferior in any way.

    18. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      actually, everyone is tired of it

    19. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by sco08y · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, this is /., where I've been signing my posts for about a decade.

      That's depressing.

    20. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Haley's+Comet · · Score: 1

      Or you guys could just grow some balls and tell mgt that they made a fucked decision. I stand my ground and tell those fuck-heads to use their own decision for a week before ramming it down the company's throat. My mgt hates me, but respects me. I have balls and a job.

      Yeah, I could puss-out and leave. Yeah, I could bitch-out. I tell the mgt to learn what they got, then learn what they want - WHILE WORKING 40+ HOURS ON SOMETHING ELSE! Kinda changes their paradigm a bit... But every time I get a new fucker in charge that "wants to make his mark", I go above his head to someone I trust. Fuck that bastard!

      --
      The Illuminati would kill me, but I'm not rich enough to take notice of.
    21. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      You have someone you trust above your manager's head. That's fine. I'm at odds with my CEO and his assistant. I have no choices but leaving, after 6 months of balls growing

      --
      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    22. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by noundi · · Score: 1

      I cannot believe, even for a second that you post got a score of 5..... How you ever used Hyper-v? The technology is astoundingly great, and makes VM ware look like a $5 product. It provides seemly integration before hardware and any guest system regardless of the OS. It does not require it drivers, it just takes over and handles everything, without any issues. It allows you to set some images (Like your server) to have higher priority over other images (Like a desktop). Its not a zune of anything, its actually very revolutionary. Most VM solutions require that you dedicate a single piece of hardware to a single image at a time, and does not take care of all of the administrative work (Like, teaming network connections together) for you. The Mods should read up on how things work before they give a uninformed post a 5 for Insightful.

      Trolling aside, but so what you're saying is that it's a perfect solution for incompetent personnel? I get paid for administrative work, what the hell do you get paid for? Dusting off the racks?

      --
      I am the lawn!
    23. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Today is a good day to Zune.
      December 31st?
      Not such a good day, no Zune for you.

    24. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      ...except that once you remove the "free" qualifier, suddenly Hyper-V sucks hind teat. Call me a troll all you like, but the fact remains: Hyper-V cannot hold up under enterprise conditions.

      As someone who has 75% (and counting) of his servers at work virtualized, I much prefer working and usable HA functionality (among many, many other tools), thanks. Hyper-V has no such thing yet, and their limitations (e.g. 24 VM's max per server because they run out of drive letters after that - seriously, WTF?) tends to put a serious cramp in any enterprise VM farm design. And yes, for what I get with VI/ESX, I'm more than willing to continue submitting PR's for the licenses, and given the savings and DR features (including Site Recovery Manager), my management is more than happy to sign those PR's.

      Sure for free, you get some basic stuff that works a bit better for the workstation user than VMWare's free stuff gives you. But on the server side? This is going to sound a touch like the old IBM FUD, but in this case it is perfectly true: Hyper-V puts you one downtime incident away from the unemployment line (two if you have really good managers).

      Over time this may change, but as of right now, no way... Hyper-V has a LOT more maturing that needs done before it can be considered useful in an enterprise environment.

      --
      Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    25. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Vista is the Zune of operating systems.
      > ..except for having hundreds of millions of sales, you mean?

      That's mostly because of the conditions Microsoft levies on OEMs. You have to officially *sell* Vista on all of the computers you sell (well, all the ones in the product line anyway) in order to be able to actually sell (the much more popular) Windows XP, on any of them.

      And as a consumer, you have to officially buy Vista in order to get Windows XP. And the only (fully powered non-netbook) laptops I'm aware of that you can buy without officially buying Vista are MacBooks, which are only available in a fairly limited range of price and performance categories.

      It's still a pretty strange analogy. I prefer the one my dentist (who is not an IT professional) gave me: Vista is the new Windows Me. Once the next version comes out, Vista will be pointedly forgotten.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    26. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That has always been the microsoft strategy, and it has always paid off...

      MS-DOS was never as good as CP/M, or MacOS, or AmigaOS, or Unix...
      Windows was never as good as MacOS, Unix or AmigaOS...
      Word was never as good as WordPerfect...
      Excel was never as good as Lotus 123...
      Windows NT / LanMan was never as good as Netware or Unix...

      Hyper-V will never be as good as VMware or Xen, but it will be heavily marketed, tied to existing successful products, pushed as part of existing business relationships and given away free if necessary while the competitors product will be slandered and intentionally crippled when used in conjunction with any other ms products (ie future versions of windows running very slow in vmware)... Whatever it takes to take over the market, anything short of actually releasing a superior product.

      It's quite inevitable really, both Citrix/Xen and VMware actually depend on MS for the management of their virtualization infrastructure, so if you have to buy ms anyway you can bet they will push hyper-v along for the ride, and not using hyper-v will always end up more expensive because neither vmware nor citrix have any control over ms pricing.

      VMware and the commercial Xen are unlikely to be considered in pure unix environments where ms has no influence, simply because their management tools require ms systems (i had to evaluate several such options lately and opted for a kvm based setup because i can manage it entirely using ssh, a browser and a standard vnc client, which also enables me to manage the setup from my phone. the citrix/vmware options required proprietary clients).

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    27. Re:Develop a more positive view of the negatives. by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Hyper-V R2 has none of the limitations you mentioned, and Hyper-V's initial RTM released shortly after Server 2008 doesn't even have some of those limitations either.

      High Availability: Hyper-V R2 supports live migration (no downtime, memory copy) and quick migration (hibernate & restore). As well as clustering servers to act as a pool for VMs. Same as VMWare. Though I don't think this scales as well as VMWare's products.

      Drive letters: You can have more than 24VMs if you don't assign a drive letter and instead use the volume ID, or if you use a third party shared volume setup. And Hyper-V R2 adds clustered volume support so you can have unlimited VMs on the same volume on your storage, and unlimited volumes attached to your cluster.

      And you're exactly right about IBM FUD, which is why I feel confident using Hyper-V because it's stupidly easy to set up and repair, and Microsoft has shoved it off on enough big businesses that by version 2 that I feel comfortable running orders of magnitude fewer VMs.

      But I don't run a shop that needs truly massive scalability, and can't budget for VMWare's products. Your case differs, so your choices differed.

      I can't blame you for picking the industry leader, yada yada yada.

  25. Mmmm....my projects smell like chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but taste a little fishy

  26. The Golden Rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He who has the gold makes the rules.

    The boss makes the decisions. Full stop, end of sentence.
    It is not your place to do what you think is best for the company, you are paid to shut up and do what you are told.
    When I want your input, I will take my foot off the back of your head and ask you for it.
    You are more than welcome to quit and find somewhere else to work. I have a stack of resumes on my desk several inches thick.

  27. The Platform by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Magician of the Ivory Tower brought his latest invention for the master programmer to examine. The magician wheeled a large black box into the master's office while the master waited in silence.

    "This is an integrated, distributed, general-purpose workstation," began the magician, "ergonomically designed with a proprietary operating system, sixth generation languages, and multiple state of the art user interfaces. It took my assistants several hundred man years to construct. Is it not amazing?"

    The master raised his eyebrows slightly. "It is indeed amazing," he said.

    "Corporate Headquarters has commanded," continued the magician, "that everyone use this workstation as a platform for new programs. Do you agree to this?"

    "Certainly," replied the master, "I will have it transported to the data center immediately!" And the magician returned to his tower, well pleased.

    Several days later, a novice wandered into the office of the master programmer and said, ``I cannot find the listing for my new program. Do you know where it might be?''

    "Yes," replied the master, "the listings are stacked on the platform in the data center."

    -- The Tao of Programming

  28. It's all doom and gloom... by gravyface · · Score: 2, Insightful

    until you read the referenced Nissan article, and realise that maybe the "good relationship with Microsoft that we leverage and utilize" was worth more to them than filling the feature gaps in Hyper-V vs. VMWare/XenServer. It's even possible that the MS "good relationship" discounts they're most likely enjoying are what allowed them to move forward with the project in the first place. If either of those are the case, then how can you fault the CIO on this decision?

    --
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    1. Re:It's all doom and gloom... by initdeep · · Score: 0, Troll

      HERETIC!!!!

      Stop applying logic and instead fall into the groupthink herd of the slashtards!!!!!!!!

  29. If by IT you mean... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    If by IT you mean your mom, then I can attest to the perils of ramming products down her throat. She's a biter.

    --
    Bow-ties are cool.
  30. Not a problem with Viagra! by Bob_Who · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now fully functional junk can be shoved down their throats.

  31. Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, uh, exqueeze me, but the linked-to article about Nissan describes a situation where IT staff are happy about their situation. If you're going to push an hypothesis, can't you do better than to provide sham support?

  32. Here's some more info by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I like how near the top of the article he practically answers his own question:

    "Ah -- reading between the lines might make it seem that Microsoft sweetened the deal substantially. I have no direct knowledge of this particular situation, but it's not far-fetched to believe that Microsoft probably gave Nissan oodles of free licenses and support in order to get the company to run Hyper-V in production. It's a good thing, too, since it simply wasn't an enterprise-grade hypervisor then and isn't now. I can only imagine the hoops those admins have to jump through to maintain that infrastructure."

    Did, for example, someone find a feature that VMware had that Hyper-V did not, but then after negotiation they find a scenario that Hyper-V didn't do, and then offered to make it up with a workaround and $500,000 in licensing? That's a perfectly common practice in most software shops and perfectly acceptable from a business standpoint. And who said the Admin would not like hyper-V if it meets all their needs? I use outlook at work, seems to work just fine for what I need.

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  33. I'll summarize the article for you. by brennz · · Score: 1

    Phil D'Antonio, Nissan's manager of conveyors and controls engineering, is a PHB

    Evidence:
    (1) Rather than go with a superior solution, he is going with an inferior product delivering subpar performance and gigantic potential production impacts because he has a cozy relationship with Microsoft.
    (2) He is running Windows operating systems for SCADA style infrastructure.

    1. Re:I'll summarize the article for you. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      (1) Rather than go with a superior solution, he is going with an inferior product delivering subpar performance and gigantic potential production impacts because he has a cozy relationship with Microsoft.

      Citation needed. Anecdotal evidence doesn't count.

      I use both in production.

      I prefer VMWare.

      I can't see a performance difference that can't be tuned out.

      Perhaps the problem is the admin and his/her lack of knowledge in the other product, not the products themselves.

      Perhaps the cost savings from MS for using their products ( an advertising discount if you will) will more than make up for the learning curve.

      You can call Phil a PHB all you want, but ... are you responsible for anything near the level he is responsible for? The technically superior product NEVER wins in the market place because technical superiority isn't all that matters.

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  34. true professionals will make it work by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    If you're good, you will have the flexibility to be able to work with many different systems. Not all of them will be the "best" (whatever that means) and some will have egregious faults. However the difference between a pro and a prima-donna is that the pros will have the depth of experience, confidence in their abilities and integrity to get on with the job without complaining, holding the company to ransom or spitting their dummy out of the pram. They may have to explain why a solution takes longer to implement, or costs more, or doesn't work as well as thought. However good people will also have the communications skills to explain this in simple terms and will be able to do so without bitching about other solutions they think are better.

    Remember: the first responsibility of any subordinate is to make the boss look good.

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  35. Job description by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once when I was leaving a job (because my family was moving) I had plenty of lead time to give notice, and, among other things, I was asked to draft the job description for my replacement. One of the things that I put in that was, "never leave the boss alone with a salesman." My boss chuckled at this, but somehow that bit did get cut from the final version.

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  36. You aren't that good, obviously. by BitZtream · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As someone who currently uses VMWare products along side Hyper-V, if you are willing to walk out of your job because of this, you either are in an extremely specific situation that is so tailored to VMWare that it should take you all of 30 seconds to prove why only VMWare is an option ... or ... you're just a whiney little bitch.

    VMware and Hyper-V while certainly different, they aren't so much so that there is any reason to walk out other than throwing a temper tantrum cause you didn't get your way. They both work, they both do the job they are supposed to do. They both have stengths and weaknesses, but neither of them has any strength that can't be accomplished indirectly with the other, and no weakness that can't be overcome indirectly.

    If you're willing to walk out because of this choice, you probably don't have the skills to just walk into another job right now. Neither of them have a feature you can't do with a (sometimes hefty) script on the other.

    So go ahead, walk out, they probably won't be that upset. Perhaps you should just accept that you don't always get your way, and its called 'work' for a reason.

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  37. Wrong analogy by mangu · · Score: 1

    How much demand is there for top-flight buggy whip makers? Longbowmen? Flint-knappers?

    About as much as there is for top-flight Fortran programmers.

    However, in a field that depends so much on innovation it can be argued that being "top-flight" means necessarily keeping abreast with the technological evolution. A truly competent buggy whip maker, longbowman, or flint-knapper would become an accelerator cable maker, musketeer, or blacksmith when he noticed how the times were a-changing.

    1. Re:Wrong analogy by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      as a bottom-flight fortran programmer, I can safely say that there's no work. at all.

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  38. They gave good reasons... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    You missed the point. They gave good reasons for their decision, very good reasons. It doesn't matter who said it.

    You may want to read the article. With Microsoft's product, the entire assembly line must be down for 15 minutes. That's a huge issue.

    1. Re:They gave good reasons... by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      No, I didn't miss the point. The entire spin on the article is BS. They talk about going FROM an existing solution where there can be downtime, TO a new one without.

      Sound the alarms!

      "With the current system, we do most of our planned maintenance off-shift". Shock, horror.

      I stand by my claims.

  39. Confused by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 0

    We run VMWare ESX in cluster mode with vMotion. We also have Citrix's XEN on a couple of boxes. We also have Microsoft's Hyper-V. Each has their pros and cons.

    I'm not sure why using Hyper-V is a horrible decision. There are some excellent benefits to using it. For example, if you purchase 2008 Datacenter edition, you can run unlimited Windows 2008 guests on that one physical server. It is licensed per core, so load it with 6 way cores. You can end up with a very inexpensive solution to server consolidation, relatively speaking.

    With Xen and VMWare you have to purchase each server guest a license. Microsoft doesn't allow the licensing benefits to flow into VMWare or Citrix XEN. In fact, you basically can't run SQL Server in VMWare ESX due to the insane license requirements of Microsoft. For example, if you go with SQL per processor license and give the VM Guest 1 of 20 cores on the server, you still have to license all 20 cores in your per processor license to be legal. Until recently, vMotion required each Windows Server guest to have a Windows Server license for each physical host, even if it on only one at a time.

    Vendor lock in, baby.

    1. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XenServer is free now and a little birdie tells me VMware will make their product completely free Q1 2010 so that will be one less licensing worry.

    2. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding "With Xen and VMWare you have to purchase each server guest a license", you can buy a datacenter license, but run ESX/Xen on the hardware, apply the datacenter license to the hardware, and still run unlimited Windows Server guests. We went through this with Microsoft within the last few months. You have to still buy 2 licenses (datacenter and ESX), but if you're running enough guests on the hardware, it works out cost wise, being cheaper to get the datacenter license then all the individual guest licenses. Another plus is if you have datacenter licenses for all your machines in a VM cluster (be it ESX/Xen/Hyper-v), you never have to worry about having too many guests on a particular node...(e.g. when doing vmotion or live migration, you can move any number of guests around to different nodes and never worry about not being properly licensed because you temporarily have more guests on a node than you are licensed for).

      Not an MS shill, just stopping the FUD :)

    3. Re:Confused by bakes · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't allow the licensing benefits to flow into VMWare or Citrix XEN

      Does this count as using the leverage of a popular product to push into another market?

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    4. Re:Confused by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      WRONG. Virtualized guests are treated exactly the same no matter the virtualization platform, and you can use the datacenter licensing route for VMWare, in fact MS specifically calls it out when they compare the cost of running vmware to hyper-v (ignoring the fact that many shops virtualize Linux workloads thus not needing any MS licensing).

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    5. Re:Confused by Jaime2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft fixed the licening issue on Oct 1, 2006.
      http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/evaluation/news/bulletins/datacenterhighavail.mspx

      They specifically mention VMware ESX in the Microsoft article.

    6. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESX4i is already free. The free version is the same as the "paid" version but without a license, the 4i server can not participate in ESX cluster so HA is not an option. If you are not using clusters, the free version would be fine for most. You can get similar but not quite the same functionality as a cluster with free/cheap third party utilities.

      We have upgraded to ESX4i (vSphere) across our enterprise. It consists of about 40 ESX servers and about 600 VM's (500 virtual servers and 100 virtual desktops). We have an average of 3 ESX servers per cluster and about 15 virtual machines per VM. Each ESX server is typically a HP DL380G5 with 24GB ram and FC SAN disks with some iSCSI in some locations. Maybe we upgraded a little earlier than we should have but we need to get the ball rolling on VDI (virtual desktops) and 4i is a much better platform to use for that. Third parties have not caught up to ESX4i yet (various monitoring and backup solutions specifically) but they are getting there. VCB and VMWare Data Recovery are usable depending on how many locations and WAN bandwidth is between your clusters.

    7. Re:Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, if you purchase 2008 Datacenter edition, you can run unlimited Windows 2008 guests on that one physical server. It is licensed per core, so load it with 6 way cores. You can end up with a very inexpensive solution to server consolidation, relatively speaking.

      With Xen and VMWare you have to purchase each server guest a license. Microsoft doesn't allow the licensing benefits to flow into VMWare or Citrix XEN.


      Untrue. Hyper-V isn't licensed per core, it is free. Windows 2008 Datacenter isn't licensed per core, it is licensed per CPU regardless of the number of cores per CPU. This "per socket" rather than "per core" licensing is the model that Microsoft uses on all of it's "per CPU licenses."

      Secondly, since these OS licenses are tied to the hardware (rather than the hypervisor) the benefits of these licenses are the same regardless of whether you are running Hyper-V, Xen, or VMware. If you have a 4-socket server and license it for Server 2008 Datacenter you get unlimited VMs on that 4-socket server, regardless of what hypervisor you are running. If you have two 4-socket servers configured in a cluster (again, regardless of whether you use Hyper-V's failover clustering, VMware's VI/HA cluster, or Xen's equivalent) then you will need to license both servers for Server 2008 Datacenter (total of 8 CPU licenses), but you will have unlimited Windows licenses for VMs on those two servers and the legal ability to migrate VMs between the two servers without violating license terms. Again, the unlimited VM licensing is regardless of which hypervisor is used.

  40. It says they still don't have live migration by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    That's quite the major feature compared to VMWare and XenServer, esp. if they already have bought the whole storage infrastructure required to support it. A few millions in SAN, HBAs and FC switches when they don't get that much more value than a host based disks.

    1. Re:It says they still don't have live migration by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Live Migration is fully supported in Windows Server 2008 R2 Hyper V.

  41. That's pretty fucked up by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Me I would just install the new DB in parallel with the new one, on a new set of machines; and migrate the apps one by one. They're probably thinking of upgrading in place and/or migrating all the apps at once; I see idiot admins trying to do that quite often ... and fail, obviously.

    1. Re:That's pretty fucked up by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      ding ding ding!!!

      It rarely makes sense to upgrade old servers wholesale. At the very least you should buy new disks and retain the old ones for quick back-out. Generally for a core piece of infrastructure, you should build the new system in tandem with the old and cut over to it.

      Especially going from something afew years old in the current climate, most servers then did not support the amount of memory you can get in current x64 servers.

  42. Re:Just like any other industry..like an exchange by bitemykarma · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe that's what happened here:

    the [London Stock] Exchange will replace its .NET trading platform with the acquisition of MilleniumIT, a company based on Sri Lanka with strong backgrounds on Solaris

    London Stock Exchange to dump Microsoft-based trad...

  43. crap article. by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    The article appears to be little more than a blog written by someone with an incredibly biased view (and pretty inaccurate one at that) on the current state of virtualisation. Why is this even on slashdot, is it just the obvious anti MS angle? I guess nissan are lucky they don't have IT people like him that dictate based on personal bias rather than technical knowledge.

  44. But... by GF678 · · Score: 1

    there's nothing wrong with Hyper-V. It's going to what my company will be using to run multiple VMs as it's integrated into Windows 2008 and works seamlessly. Sure there's alternatives, but the company is also a Microsoft shop, so I guess I have to learn about it too.

  45. Hyper V FTW! by xxuserxx · · Score: 1

    Hyper V being built into server 2008 is what sold my company on it. We were doing a 2k8 migration already so why not just get the hyper V project knocked out at the same time without having to buy too much more software. (We did purchase the VMM)

  46. Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I get that it's an editorial, but it's a seriously one-sided editorial. It boldly makes the assumption that Microsoft "sweetened the deal" (presumably by providing free licenses, even though Hyper-V is already free) to get their product in use because Hyper-V is such an inferior product that nobody in their right mind would use it. Had they run the article 15 months ago, I would have agreed with them. But Hyper-V (and Hyper-V R2) has come a long way since then. It is absolutely a viable virtualization product, and close to 30% of the virtualization market is using it.

    The author's claim that Hyper-V "was not an enterprise grade hypervisor then and it isn't now" is positively absurd. Microsoft doesn't just produce Hyper-V, they use it extensively for their internal systems too. And I'm not talking about for internal test systems, either. TechNet (among many other key pieces of Microsoft infrastructure) runs almost entirely on Hyper-V. Here's a video from MS IT detailing how they were using Hyper-V in early 2008: http://edge.technet.com/Media/How-Microsoft-IT-does-server-Virtualization-and-Hyper-V/

    It is definitely true that Hyper-V does not have the long list of features that VMware's vSphere product does. That's to be expected since VMware ESX has been around for close to 10 years, and Hyper-V only for a year and a half. But what if you don't need all of those features? Right now Microsoft's solution covers the feature set that probably 80-90% of IT shops actually need. The other features might be "nice to have" for most customers but if Hyper-V covers all of your "need to have" features then why wouldn't you consider it? Especially when Hyper-V is completely free, as opposed to paying per-CPU for vSphere? Even if you buy all of the add-on management tools for Microsoft systems (System Center suite of tools, including Virtual Machine Manager) you're still spending far less for a Hyper-V solution than a VMware solution. Honestly, I don't know why you wouldn't at least give it strong consideration, especially when you consider the cost savings in this down economy.

    I'll be honest, I've worked with a lot of techs/engineers who've pushed VMware over Hyper-V, even in cases where they've had no significant experience with either. I've always felt like there was a combination of two things at work when that happens. Firstly, VMware today is like IBM was in 1983. They pioneered this, they were the first to market, and many people still see them as the gold standard. It's easy to just choose VMware without really looking to see if anything else meets your needs, and people will pat you on the back and say "good job...you bought from the market leader." Even if you overpayed for it. But the other thing that I've seen a lot of is engineers who know that VMware is hot right now and want to get the training so that they have the skillset on their resume. While wanting to learn something new and make yourself more marketable is admirable, it shouldn't be what is driving the purchasing decisions for your company. And as much as I hate management stepping in and trumping the technical direction that engineering wants, the truth is that a lot of times it is necessary. Given the chance your engineers will almost always select the absolute best technical solution for your situation, even if it is overkill. Someone has to step back and justify the purchase. Do you really need a BMW when a Honda will do?

    Now the other point goes along the lines of "being a Microsoft shop and wanting to stick with them doesn't hold water because the virtualization software and interface will be completely new no matter what solution you choose" is equally bunk. If you are a Microsoft shop, you definitely know the Microsoft Management Console (MMC). You also would know how System Center tools work. You probably also know some Powershell scripting. All that you need is an understanding of the concepts of virtualization, and you can get Hyper-V up and running in a scalable enterprise configuration. B

    1. Re:Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by pavera · · Score: 1

      Thats all fine and dandy today... what about 5 years from now when the free solution has successfully put vmware out of business or they are now a shell of their former self... And Microsoft gets to pull their regular monopolistic pricing on you. Now you have 5k virtual machines running on 2k CPUs and now, MS says, well windows 2014 will only run in hyper-v 2014, and hyper-v 2014 is now 2500/CPU/year + 100/VM/year. Your free solution just got a whole lot more expensive.

      Microsoft has years and years of experience pulling this stunt. They've done it over and over again in multiple markets (OS, and office suites are the two obvious ones. I remember when Windows cost $99 and office cost $99, and you could use that copy of windows and office on your work computer and as many "home" computers as you wanted. They were never free, but those products have far exceeded even health care in inflation over the last 15 years. In 1995 I spent a total of $200 and had legal licenses of the latest OS and office suite for 3 computers. Today that same licensing would cost me more than $3000, luckily I moved to linux in 2002.) To not expect the same inflation in the virtualization market after VMware is killed off is the definition of insanity.

    2. Re:Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by base3 · · Score: 1

      Well put. Wish I still had mod points.

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    3. Re:Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats all fine and dandy today... what about 5 years from now when the free solution has successfully put vmware out of business or they are now a shell of their former self... And Microsoft gets to pull their regular monopolistic pricing on you. Now you have 5k virtual machines running on 2k CPUs and now, MS says, well windows 2014 will only run in hyper-v 2014, and hyper-v 2014 is now 2500/CPU/year + 100/VM/year. Your free solution just got a whole lot more expensive.

      Well, why wait 5 years? If you want to pay $2500/CPU/year you can do that today with VMware! Your future is now, baby!!!

      Seriously, let me make sure that I get your argument straight...you're saying that it's stupid to use the free solution now because the technically superior, pay $$$ for it solution will eventually get run out of business by Microsoft and then Microsoft will start charging? So it's better to be paying VMware $2500/CPU/year all along just to avoid having to (potentially) pay something to Microsoft for Hyper-V in the future?

      Seems to me that you're better off saving the money for the next 5 years, and then IF something changes decide on what is the best platform at that time. Since Xen is still open source, I suspect that it will still be available in the future. There are always options...

    4. Re:Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by drsmithy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Microsoft has years and years of experience pulling this stunt. They've done it over and over again in multiple markets (OS, and office suites are the two obvious ones. I remember when Windows cost $99 and office cost $99, and you could use that copy of windows and office on your work computer and as many "home" computers as you wanted. They were never free, but those products have far exceeded even health care in inflation over the last 15 years. In 1995 I spent a total of $200 and had legal licenses of the latest OS and office suite for 3 computers. Today that same licensing would cost me more than $3000, luckily I moved to linux in 2002.)

      I can't remember this licensing arrangement ever being true for retail bought copies of Windows or Office. Do you have a link ?

    5. Re:Disclaimer "this article sponsored by VMware" by base3 · · Score: 1

      There are always options, but MS is relying on the likelihood that at least the perceived cost of switching will be greater than that year's licensing fees, and that no CIO is going to risk his/her job by taking a huge budget hit to switch off the platform in return for not having to pay the maintenance every year.

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  47. A two way street... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While this article correctly points out the problems with implementing an IT solution without significant and valued IT input; the same is true for IT driving a solution without significant user input hat is actually understood and included in the decision making process.

    Too often, IT comes up with a solution that the think is cool, meets their needs, and is an abomination in the eyes of the end users. Yes, it has a cool underlying infrastructure, is easy to maintain, and has plenty of bells and whistles but unless it solves a problem, who (beyond IT) cares?

    All too often, end users find ways around it and you wind up with a mess of one off apps taht IT is expected to support; leading to much whining about end users and the stupid things they are doing.

    Unfortunately for IT, it usually comes down to "How much revenue did you generate?" and "Oh, you're a cost center. Let's see if out sourcing is cheaper." As one boss of mine put it, once our IT department brings in 30 mill a year in revenue they can have a say in how we conduct business. Unfortunately, the real problem - lack of communication and coordination - is never solved.

    I have worked in places where IT and end users actually talked - usually smaller shops - and surprise surprise - it wasn't an adversarial relationship. They wouldn't always do what I asked, or would set something up with the understanding I was basically on my own from there out, or suggest a different supported solution - resulting in an environment where we simply got stuff done.

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    1. Re:A two way street... by paugq · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for IT, it usually comes down to "How much revenue did you generate?" and "Oh, you're a cost center. Let's see if out sourcing is cheaper." As one boss of mine put it, once our IT department brings in 30 mill a year in revenue they can have a say in how we conduct business.

      Once your IT department starts working sub-par, no department will bring 30 million a year in revenue. No department will bring a penny in, actually.

      If you outsource your IT, you are as bad as your competitor. Actually, the shop you outsourced your IT to may very well also manage your competitors' IT departments. Companies need to realize an IT department is not a cost center but an investment, and a good IT department is a competitive advantage.

    2. Re:A two way street... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately for IT, it usually comes down to "How much revenue did you generate?" and "Oh, you're a cost center. Let's see if out sourcing is cheaper." As one boss of mine put it, once our IT department brings in 30 mill a year in revenue they can have a say in how we conduct business.

      Once your IT department starts working sub-par, no department will bring 30 million a year in revenue. No department will bring a penny in, actually.

      If you outsource your IT, you are as bad as your competitor. Actually, the shop you outsourced your IT to may very well also manage your competitors' IT departments. Companies need to realize an IT department is not a cost center but an investment, and a good IT department is a competitive advantage.

      It really depends on what the company does. Most consulting firms I've worked for really don't need an in house IT department; it is really just a cost center.

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  48. flint-knappers by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    There's been cadres of flint-knappers at every craft show I've been to for the last 10 years. Their pieces typically range from $10 to $100 dollars. I've seen a pretty good reproduction of a fluted Clovis point knocked out on about 30 minutes work, Even as a reproduction, that would likely bring $200-500. An unscrupulous flint-knapper willing to bury his stuff in the backyard a couple of years and sell it as real (actually, they are real, they are just not old) could pocket thousands per piece.

    Most knappers practice it for pleasure, I taught myself about ... over 30 yrs ago. Great way to blow off steam, till you smash a finger. Bandages and protective glasses are highly recommended. Oh, and after the Big Crash, gun-nuts will run out of AK-47s to club one another to death with long before we run out of knappable stone.

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    1. Re:flint-knappers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > gun-nuts will run out of AK-47s to club one another to death with long before we run out of knappable stone.

      They might run out of people and animals that they'd want/need to shoot though ;). I suspect there are a LOT of guns and bullets out there.

  49. The sentence was poorly written. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    "With the current system, we do most of our planned maintenance off-shift."

    In my opinion, the sentence should have read, "With the current system, we [are forced to] do most of our planned maintenance off-shift."

    To me, that seemed to be the intended meaning, given the surrounding sentences. If that is true, it is VERY significant. A huge plant has many, many interlocking processes. It is difficult or impossible to stop the processes without causing expensive errors.

    I also understand the subtext of that sentence, I think. He doesn't want to disagree with the foolish decision of top management because he is afraid of being fired. But the fact is that there is no "off-shift", usually. In fact, it is a huge disadvantage to use the Microsoft product. The VMWare product would be much better because it does not require the servers to be taken off-line. That was the whole point of the article.

  50. The last place I worked by codepunk · · Score: 1

    The department head would just pick the platform (after a few vendor sponsored boondoggles) and assign
    some middle manager to it. When the project failed as was usually the case at least 50% of the
    time they would just fire the middle manager and move on. It seemed to work rather well, great way
    to get rid of dead weight and cover the ass all in one fell swoop.

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  51. The problem with VMware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is the same as the problem with Novell used to be. Novell was superior product, but but it remained expensive even when Microsoft started to provide similar product. It was way more crappy, but cheaper. VMware seems to make the same mistake, and the current economical climate is not beneficial for them.

  52. You would buy from a company you cannot trust? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    You said, "who uses MS products pre-SP1 for production?"

    Then you said, "... it's very possible that unless VMWare does some major price adjustments ... we may end up on Hyper-v in 3 years when our support contract is up."

    First you implied that Microsoft is a company that can't be trusted to release a usable first-generation product. Then you say your company may buy from Microsoft. Why would you buy from someone you think you can't trust?

    Actually, Windows XP SP2 fixed more than 300 problems, if I recall correctly. Maybe it was 600. Windows XP was a lot of trouble for us until SP2. Windows ME and Vista were never fixed adequately for most users, numerous articles have said.

    Given that history, why do you think you can depend on some future Microsoft product?

    1. Re:You would buy from a company you cannot trust? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Experience? Windows 2003 SP1 works just fine for us TYVM. SQL 2005 SP3 is also just fine for us. I wouldn't have run SQL 2005 pre-SP1 either. I probably wouldn't have gone with vsphere either if it wasn't for some cutting edge features we needed and the fact that VMWare seems to have a much better testing team than MS (license invalidation bug from 3.5 was an exception).

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  53. I know this story well by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I once worked in a shop that had all critical functions running on Linux. From databases, web servers even email was all OSS and it ran like a well oiled machine.

    New administration comes and the Admin Director is paranoid that we can read her email because of the way Qmail stores email in the users home directory. So we pave over everything, Windows Server, Exchange (Ick, poo!) and IIS.

    We two systems guys realized that a) Why 'fix' what isn't broken. We had far too much integrity to snoop email, why change systems due to management paranoia and b) If we're going to put up an Exchange box, we need something in front of it to catch all the shit.

    We managed to stop up the process for 9 months until management capitulated.

    1. Re:I know this story well by burning-toast · · Score: 1

      Exchange isn't exactly hard to read e-mail in either. Not that that was your point, but I find your boss' reasoning quite ironic on those grounds. Stuff like that tends to come out of the same peoples mouths which set their passwords as "password" and even need to write it on a post-it note on their monitor to remember it.

      Fun times...

    2. Re:I know this story well by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Yes that was a point we systems people brought up. Exchange mailboxes aren't really that secure either.

      This was a state government job btw. I note that incoming administrations aren't the brightest bulbs.

  54. At least it wasn't BizTalk by tjstork · · Score: 1

    BizTalk is arguably the among the worst things that any computer company has ever made.

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  55. Sysyadmin oath covers it! by Falconhell · · Score: 1

    I am hired because I know what I am doing, not because I will do whatever I am told is a good idea.

                    This might cost me bonuses, raises, promotions, and may even label me as Ãoeundesirableà by places I don't want to work at anyway, but I don't care.

                    I will not compromise my own principles and judgement without putting up a fight.

                    Of course, I won't always win, and I will sometimes be forced to do things I don't agree with. My objections will be made known.

                    If I am shown to be right and problems later develop, I will shout "I told you so!Ã repeatedly, laugh hysterically, and do a small dance or jig as appropriate to my heritage.

    (-:

  56. RE: Obama is a Fuck*ed-Up Morion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Health Insurance is NOT Auto Insurance, YOU Idiot!

    I don't own an automobile. Why in your FUCK*ED-UP BRAIN should I pay auto insurance for an automobile I do not own?!

  57. Re:Had a chuckle at this @ that & U2 + myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People should look @ it this way: You're paid to work, right? Ok, do a "test pilot" then, get paid to R&D it as that on your resume too because it is, what it is, & especially if you;ve been given "informed consent" by your employer, however, only after you've told them your thoughts on it: Especially if you know it can be a "money pit" type situation. Those are the worst & hurt him too. He gets hurt? You tend to get hurt (it's called downsized etc. to be politically correct about it, lol).

    That's when it's important, especially then, as to when to voice them.

    Keep in mind - above all else, they're thoughts, never objections though, that's key... thoughts of "look boss, i have to let you know a few things, either way I'll do it & do it right, if its doable. If its not? Well, I'll walk you thru step by step & even get a 2nd professional opinion via a consultant you hire even, to make you understand @ a true technical level why it cannot be done if need be" etc. et al...

    Let them know, that it may not live up to his expectations per the hype on it, etc. et al. It's on his head, that should be understood from the start of that project. Take it then.

    I.E.-> It's work, he needs you, you get paid, even if you know it blows by way of comparison to what you know would be better on a variety of grounds (security & speed are my favorites here, as well as accuracy - don't know about you all though). Either way, you get paid, so don't bitch - feel lucky & just do it!

    (AND, be happy about making a buck for something you love to do hopefully)

    See, this way??

    It's on record, hopefully a written one also as well as verbal with witnesses (meetings are good for this much, this is certain) that you did as you were told, albeit, with constraints you noted as possibles as adverse outcomes, if say the company or client ends up with overloaded systems type outcomes, or ones ridden with errs-abends, lockups, etc. et al, for reasons of [insert here].

    Once that's understood, & by all parties concerned???

    Hey - Do it, & do it right & get it working (if possible) with the "turnkey solution" presented to you by mgt. ... as long as all of what I said is mutually understood & on record, you get paid, no liability in the decision on your part then. Nicest part is, if you do get it working, & working right (for what they need it for @ least?)?

    You get paid, the real "bottom-line" as well as keeping the customer, your employer, happy too. He gets his custom fabricated software written by you, or turnkey solution software tool he suggested implemented by you & hopefully successfully.

    Then, you do get another notch on your resume once more, & maybe ammo for a raise once you stack up oh, 7-10 of them. Attitude rating'd be good, did as you were told with informed consent & backing, & if working??? Hopefully a raise++ etc. et al too.

    Your a business, in business, too. Thnk about that, & it's called the business of life.

    APK

    P.S.=> Treat it like a business, you are the business here too - above all else? You're a human being selling your skills, but more importantly? Your FREE TIME, which is the most precious element of all really, make it worth it & protect yourself in all ways possible, like a buisness would too when necessary.

    In any event. if they say go, you try & hopefully do, but do the job, & do it right (which usually is possible too, so look @ the bright side that might come out of it & surprise you & others too)... that's also sometimes a possible too, in "impossible situations", or highly improbably or limited situations.

    E.G.-> Constraints would be things like you see in Ms-Access based systems having limitations of 15-20 concurrent users on it @ any time simultaneously on its own via the JET engine for example. In small workgroups? It is good stuff though. Combine it with STORED PROCEDURES on SQLServer 2005?? Far better

  58. I did it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply put, if you want to become an IT consultant, or work for a consulting firm, there are positions available, working as an IT drone, yeah positions are limited. I quit a company as a sysadmin because 1, they did exactly what this article talks about, people who don't know IT making IT decisions (like, canceling part of a server order, most notably the licenses for windows server 2008, because "we can buy those at best buy"), among other shit, such as "cutting costs" by getting rid of cheap services such as water services, and instead buying thousands of water bottles that ends up costing 5 times as much as the water service, ie, ego driven decisions. Oh and other things like getting into verbal fights with vendors and causing them to cut ties with the company, resulting in a loss of profits, and people getting axed who aren't the upper management, etc. Oh, and other people fleeing to other jobs too.

    Anyway, people love to cite "in this economy" as a reason to stick with a job that abuses them. These people are more than likely the type who stick with jobs that abuse them when the economy is good. They just lack the balls to go "hey fuck this and fuck you" or they realize they can't do better elsewhere because they learned their skills from a course book at ITT tech.

    There are jobs out there folks, the market just shrank a little, if you can hold your own and have good ties, you're fine.

  59. What attitude are you referring to? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    The attitude of offering jobs to people that don't need them?

  60. All MS's success due to monopoly by /. definition by ClosedSource · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I can't think of anything outside of the windows and office monopoly that they've really won on."

    Don't worry. If MS search eventually beat Google you could blame it on MS's monopoly without skipping a beat.

  61. "I'm not clear what's "dishonest" about completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... made up numbers used by way of example."

    Let me guess. MBA, right?

  62. The Perils of Ramming Products Down IT's Throat by Hojima · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming one of those perils is the assault/murder chargers associated with ramming something down anyone's throat.

  63. I had that with a private bank by cheros · · Score: 1

    Imaging the conversation:

    "I need IT"
    "Fine, what for?"
    "I'm setting up a private bank"
    "OK, what exactly are you going to do?"
    "We're not there yet, but I need a figure for IT"
    "OK, about 1M for the basics"
    "That's too much"

    This is setting up a bank from scratch, nobody has an idea of transaction volumes, AUM, number of branches, staff, processes, compliance (heck, not even an idea which regulatory place it will run it) - but they "need IT" and they already know that x is "too much". At that point I wished them luck - I am 100% sure they'll get a cheap bid and then play about 3x as much later through "change control" (the usual consulting trick). Not my problem, nor do I want it to be mine..

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  64. Blame Microsoft, of course. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hyper-V" and "inferior" do not belong in the same sentence, paragraph or web page. Microsoft has had their share of shoddy products. Hyper-V R2 is not one of them. So an inept consultant chose the right product, but was unable to use it. Don't blame the product. Something tells me that this article would never get published if it was about VMWare or Xen.

  65. major pitful by unit01 · · Score: 1

    I administer a hyper-v infrustructure. We just evaluated R2 with the live migration feature and there is a major problem. The CSV feature (a storage layer needed for live migration) is not supported by any form of backup software. Microsofts backup solution, DPM is supposed to support it in the next release but that isn't even in beta yet. I wish my company had gone with VMware.

  66. The CIO Magazine Impact theory. by upuv · · Score: 1

    The CThe CIO Magazine Impact theory is something I came up with oh about 5 years ago.

    I first started to formulate the theory when I noticed that once a month the CIO would come out with these completely outlandish loosely connected sprawling technology directional shifts. The emails were epic in there goals and promises.

    The yes men managers of the place would get all chirpy about how at their last job they were in charge of mentioned tech 1 2 or 3. The young freshly minted IT members thought they were in the utopia of cool development. Then there was the rest of us. We learned several survival tactics. Most common of which, the tilt head and express bewilderment when spoken directly too about the fortunes this new tech would bring. Soon followed by an urgent anything leading out of the room.

    Clearly something was not quite right. I couldn't put my finger on it. But I was starting to see the pattern. Then like a sprung tree branch to the face it all became abundantly clear.

    I was strolling past the CIO's domain and there it was. Rather there they were. A pile of old CIO Magazines. Like a rabid addict I rifled the pile taking in each cover and index page. It was looking at the Dallas Cowboys play book after the game. It was all there in glossy colour. Without a mm of guilt I stole half the pile. I had to leave some evidence. I went back to my desk opened the spam folder of outlook and searched for the CIO's emails.

    Can you understand the moment when someone realised what the Rosetta stone was. That's is how I felt. I almost had one of those gleeful little pee squirts in my pants. I however remained composed. The theory now fully formed had to be tested.

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    So here we have it the theory.
    First:
    CIO Magazine has been released to the printers. A calm settles in. The flood of overly keen email subsides. We are still grieving for our fallen co-workers that have left us as victims of the previous months storm. There is nothing official in the air just some sort of genetic trigger to hunker down where it is safe.

    Second:
    There is no contact with the CIO now for 3 hours. No meetings, no yes bots pushing you for some stupid meaningless deliverable. You could almost split out the back door and no one would care. The day ends.

    Third:
    It hits. The impact is large. This time there are "Attachments". The CIO clearly does not suffer from a cap on attachment size. The profanity is rising in the office. You can hear it build. The network is hosed and the exchange server has buckled.

    The first impact wave is about to hit. Someone has managed to print it. Surprising little damage.

    Now it's 9:30 am. The coffee break. We can't help our selves we gather like sheep. It's genetic it can't be helped. Then our manager says it. "So what do you think tech FooBar?" A very very poor attempt at trying give the impression he/she hasn't read the email. This is the pressure wave. The damage is done. Your only hope is the door. The only place in the room where the pressure can escape.

    I'm always a bit blury at this point. I regain my senses a full two days later. I awake to the sound of what appears to be a caffeinated pimple spitting on me. It's the new guy. He's excited. This is the first of the after shocks. Generally they can be avoided or mitigated with careful planning. But they cause distress and are generally a bother really. The first week is the worst. 3 sometimes 4 after shocks a day. You don't have much time to prepare for them. By the second week it drops off rapidly to 1 a day.

    But every once and a while a big after shock hits. It's another pressure wave. You've been knocked clear into a meeting room. In front of you is a newly constructed power point slide show complete with ripped off graphics from the attachment set. There is a way to survive. You must somehow make it cost more than a million and take more than six months. Because if you get asked for input, it is the only way they will

  67. You can't win. by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Overheard, while discussing a candidate who had built complete systems, hardware and software, by himself:

    • Well, he's kind of a lone wolf, doing everything himself. Will he be able to work as a team?
    • Yeah, he doesn't have much experience working as a team.

    Then, later, when discussing another candidate who had worked only on large teams, at a large company:

    • Do you think he'll be able to take initiative in getting things done?
    • Yeah, it looks like he doesn't have much experience working without supervision.
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    1. Re:You can't win. by erroneus · · Score: 1

      This is where lying on the resume comes in handy. There was a time when I was completely against lying on the resume. That time has passed. The facts are that people who lie on their resumes get further than people who don't. Cheaters are very well rewarded these days and it just doesn't pay not to be one.

  68. Pretty Sure You're Wrong by Petersko · · Score: 1

    "The Kool Aid" isn't about Jonestown. It's about the Electric Kool Aid Acid Tests, a series of concerts where LSD was served in Kool Aid.

    Perhaps that's how you see it, but I don't think that's the common interpretation.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drink+the+kool-aid

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid

    I see your choice under "alternative meaning" on wikipedia, but it's a much less apt metaphor than Jonestown for buying into something just because you're deeply under the spell of its originator.

    My point, however, is that it's unreasonable to compare anything in I.T. to mass suicide and murder.

  69. Slashdot or IRC by Dareth · · Score: 1

    For a moment, I thought I was on Freenode!

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  70. IT should have products rammed down it's throat by hayesk · · Score: 1

    When did the IT department become ruler of the the corporation? In a small company, the IT guy is a consultant you pay to drop by every few days to fix your computers. In a medium sized company, you have full time tech support guys that run around fixing your computers. Somewhere between medium and enterprise, the IT department became almighty and dictated how employees can use their computers and what software they become. If an employee needs to use a product, the IT should quit whining and support the product. They should respond with nothing except "Yes, we can install and support that, and it will cost you $x."

  71. Nice logic there. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    He has been out of work for months.

    But one week would have helped him somehow according to you.

    Do they teach logic in schools nowadays?

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    1. Re:Nice logic there. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I actually did land a job in California to start the last week of January..... but then a week before my start date they announced massive layoffs. So the contract was canceled before I even showed up! :-o

      I don't think people realize how truly bad things were this past year. There's a reason some are calling it the "Second Depression". For those who don't know history, most engineers were unemployed during the previous depression. This time's better but not really any different.

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  72. Wishful thinking. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "Likewise if you're a top-flight sys-admin then surely your skills are not completely in one product, but in the ability to learn products quickly and well and in overall knowledge of procedures and organization"

    You know this, I know it as well, but 20 something recruiting agents don't, as neither do HR people or even some technical managers.

    I recently had an interview in which I was asked such low level questions (please give me the command line to do this or that) that I wondered if the interviewer actually understood what a systems administrator can do.

    If I am told to solve a technical problem I ask the generalities and go and learn the necessary technologies when needed, design, test and implement a solution, with attention to business needs and security.

    But then the moron interviewing you is only interested to see if you can memorize man pages then there is no way such company will value the skills you are highlighting.

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  73. Stop patronising people. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I did. Since I have been unemployed (more than a year ago) I have run two half marathons and several 10K races.

    I have looked for jobs in all industries (broadcasting, oil, education, finance, even government).

    I even applied for charity work (they don't need more people, they receive 3 or 4 candidates for each request of help they send).

    Still haven't got a job.

    I think some of you out there, lucky enough to have a job at the moment, don't realize that the current job market is more akin to a slaughter house.

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  74. Count yourself lucky. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    If you are landing contracting gigs in the current economic climate, you are either very good or very lucky (most likely the latter).

    My contracting friends are struggling, big time, to find new positions, I myself am accepting contracting positions and the field is dry as a bone.

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  75. I am top flight, still no job. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    This is entirely objective: I have worked everywhere in the world only with companies whose names are easily recognizable globally, with responsibilities to match (my favourite was the cry of some users of mine that claimed we were losing $10000000 an hour if a system failed. They were correct).

    My previous salaries say so as well as mountains of anecdotal evidence.

    And have to say, the job market is dire.

    If I wasn't top flight I would not have the money to wait for a better job market, for any run of the mill sys admins losing their job now would be a real nightmare scenario.

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  76. re: independent telco / ISP by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah... it sounds like middle management is the crux of the problem there. Personally, I don't think "middle managers" add enough value to justify the negatives they create, until head-count exceeds a certain number of employees. (I don't claim to know what that "magic number" is either! It's just a rough idea of mine.)

    It's like the game people used to play as kids where one person whispers a quick story to the next person, and they try to repeat it to the next, and so on. Before long, it's NOTHING like what was said originally.

    Middle management's role, ultimately, is to take input and conclusions from the people they manage, consolidate and filter it into neat little "relevant information packages", and present that to upper management or ownership. Then, they collect responses/wishes/demands from the top and try to filter that into orders or requests for the people below them.

    Obviously, that means your good arguments to spend money on product X or reasons why NOT to do item Y get "watered down" before they reach the ears of the decision-makers.

    When you reach a certain number of employees, this arrangement beats not getting heard at all (because the upper management has no TIME to hear you out). But for a smaller place, it's really counter-productive. They're essentially paying extra people in the middle a big salary to degrade the quality of communications between the owners and the workers!

  77. Mod parent funny by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    It is a perfect reply to the invitation a few levels up to write something positive about Hyper-V.
    No matter if it is really any good ;-)

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