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  1. Re:Mysterious quantum mechanical connection? on A Link Between Wormholes and Quantum Entanglement · · Score: 0

    It is not that one is A and the other B when posted; rather that they are each an AB, which, when revealed, resolves to an A or B.

    So if A is a live cat and B is a dead cat, then until resolved, both letters contain a cat which is both dead AND alive! Now, if anyone can give me Shroedingers address...! :)

  2. Re:Human Relatives on Mystery Humans Spiced Up Ancients' Sex Lives · · Score: 0

    Maybe the ate you babby! :)

  3. Re:They don't. on Zuckerberg To Teach 10 Million Kids 0-Based Counting · · Score: 0

    They're not really six years old... their computer generated six year olds who are really FBI agents.

    Have a seat, programming. Sit over here. Have a seat.

  4. Re:Yeah, right... on Feinstein and Rogers: No Clemency For Snowden · · Score: 1

    Und, loving it!

  5. Re:Credibility gap on German Report: Obama Aware of Merkel Spying Since 2010 · · Score: 0

    The "outrage" is nothing but farting into the wind.

    Or in the way it keeps back-firing on them, it's more like spitting into the wind! :)

  6. Re:PM? Which country on PM Calls Facebook Irresponsible For Allowing Beheading Clips · · Score: 0

    No mate you're confusing the facts, those two chicks got together with one cup.... and now I'll go be sick again...

  7. Re:NOT News For Nerds on Pentagon Spent $5 Billion For Weapons On Day Before Shutdown · · Score: 0

    I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

  8. Re:What is Bruce Schneier's game? on Schneier: The US Government Has Betrayed the Internet, We Need To Take It Back · · Score: 0

    Tomorrows Obituary page:

    'Phil Zimmermann has, unfortunately died. His company, Silent Circle, is currently looking for a new CEO... one who cannot be compro... comprom... (sorry... just can't type this with a straight face)... one whose morality is beyond compare...(snicker)

    His company, Silent Circle, is now looking for Jesus as their CEO...... someone the NSA has not gotten to...(oh man, this is hilarious to type... Hey Joe, come read this stuff I'm typing in this guys obituary... it's incredible.... someone the NSA hasn't gotten to... good stuff here, man!'

    :)

    Richard Stallman perhaps?

  9. Re:KDE FTW! on Kubuntu Announces Commercial Support · · Score: 0

    But then you're probably one of those people still with the teletubby wallpaper and fisher-price theme on your XP machine.

    He's probably using Barbie Linux. :P

  10. Re:Catch-up because on Microsoft Needs a Catch-Up Artist · · Score: 0

    As a linux user, I liked Ballme... Ballmer (sorry).

    You, sir, have ideas and I don't like it... not at all. Nope. Please do not hand your resume in to MSFT, and I hope you're not in contention for the 'chair' (if there are any left after Ballmer's tantrums). :)

  11. Re:How old are you? on The Death of the American Drive-in · · Score: 0

    Handjob?

    Those seats fold back man! Get a real job! :)

  12. Re:Only relevant line on Google Blocks YouTube App On Windows Phone (Again) · · Score: -1

    No, they used illegal tactics and fud to shut down the competition so they could jack up the prices on the 'stuff' (read: 'junk') they tried to sell to me.

    Which is why I switched to linux. Thnx. Bye. :)

  13. Re:As always... on The Pirate Bay Launches Browser To Evade ISP Blockades · · Score: -1

    "The only way to win is not to play."

    "How about a nice game of...... oh, never mind."

  14. Re:Fine with me on Microsoft Will Squeeze Datacenters On Price of Windows Server · · Score: -1

    Yes, but....

    According to
    http://news.netcraft.com/archives/category/web-server-survey/

    The bulk of the changes in Apache and Microsoft web server market share this month can be attributed to a single hosting company: Go Daddy was previously hosting 25 million sites using Apache Traffic Server on Linux, but these are now served by Microsoft IIS 7.5. (Wonder how much they got from Microsoft to do that!... plus, they were all dormant accounts anyways)

    It shows Microsoft servers have been losing ground steadily since 2008!

  15. Re:Hmm on NSA Firing 90% of Its Sysadmins · · Score: -1

    Canada: We have good beer, fine women and ....

    ....just ignore that Harper guy behind the curtain... he's in search of a brain...

  16. Re:Idea on Bill Gates Promotes Vaccine Projects, Swipes At Google · · Score: -1

    Amen Brother:

    as well, the foundation will make a 'charitable donation' of computers to schools that can't afford them AND Microsoft will 'charitably' donate the software and operating system---
    ---with the stipulation that ONLY Microsoft approved software is used on these 'charitably' given computers.

    Want to teach your students Linux? Nope.
    Want to let them investigate LibreOffice? Nope.

    This, people, is NOT CHARITY: it is a good business decision for both Bill and Ballmer, but it is not charity. Charity is: here are computers and here is software... do what you like with it all.

  17. Re:Grint would be a peculiar choice... on New Doctor Who Actor To Be Revealed This Sunday · · Score: -1

    I would like to see 'Jenny' as the new Doctor... ...theoretically it is possible, because she was created from his DNA: she would, of course, not be the 'Jenny' we know and love and have not seen since that one episode left us hanging thinking we might see her again. She would be a 'new' Jenny and would have memories of the other Jenny, but would think the other Jenny dead of course.

    Then the 2 Jennys could meet and kick Dalek butt in a movie called 'The good, the bad and the Dalek', or an X-rated film called 'Behind the Blue Door'

    Yeah...... that's the ticket..............

  18. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man on Psychopathic Criminals Have "Empathy Switch" · · Score: -1

    It was the next day, brothers, and I had truly done my best, morning and afternoon, to play it their way and sit, like a horrorshow co-operative malchick, in the chair of torture, while they flashed nasty bits of ultra-violence on the screen. Though not on the soundtrack, my brothers. The only sound being music. Then I noticed in all my pain and sickness what music it was that like cracked and boomed - it was Ludwig van - Ninth Symphony, fourth movement.

  19. Re:Outbreak, not "plague"; dont be sensationalist. on Fifteen Years After Autism Panic, a Plague of Measles Erupts · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not exactly true; there are other factors.

    Our son was born very premature, 2 lbs 12 oz. You could hold him in one hand. (He is a big strapping 13 year old now)

    They are finding that there is a higher rate of autism in preemies compared to normal births. 'Decades' ago, there is a good chance he would not have survived, thus there is a higher incident of autism simply because preemies are surviving instead of dying.

  20. Re:what side do you want? on Interactive Nukemap Now In 3D · · Score: -1

    how about a nice game of chess?

  21. Re:Had this same problem with women on Baseball Software Can't Score What Jean Segura Did Friday · · Score: -1

    It's like the 19th hole in golf. :)

  22. Re:Protect your data with custom HOST file... apk on Siri Keeps Your Data For Two Years · · Score: -1

    Paul is dead.

  23. Re:Does MS even understand Two Factor on Microsoft Hops On Two-Factor Authentication Bandwagon · · Score: -1

    Obligatory:

    No one expects a Spanish inquisition joke!

  24. Re:Points at Giant Snails on Giant Snails Invade Florida · · Score: 0

    Would be nice if they could introduce a version that only ate Biebers. :)

  25. Re:What, the environment? on 'Ring Rain' Quenches Saturn's Atmosphere · · Score: -1

    I don't like the way you think... please unsubscribe me from your newsletter. :)