And so, if you get the seniors who donate the pee to drink the whiskey made from their pee, and then donate the pee that that whiskey makes them pee, does it get concentrated or distilled further? And then if that concentrated pee is made into new 'pee' whiskey and they drink THAT whiskey and then THAT pee is made into whiskey, and then....
OMG! It might be worth becoming a donator (donor?) just to see the high you might get off THAT pee whiskey made from pee whiskey, made from pee whiskey, made from......
OMG, now if i can only come up with a car analogy.... or... Seniors + pee =whiskey + seniors =pee + whiskey=......... PROFIT????? or just EWWWWWW!!
"In an op-ed in the Al Jazeer National Newspaper for all good Muslim people titled 'America must be stopped,' someone Muslim writes that 'America represents a clear and present danger to the national security of the Muslim people,' and that the Muslim people have the authority to arrest its spokesman, (President of the moment, be it Bush from the past or others at present or future), even if it has to contravene international law to do so. Muslim person also suggests that the new Boeing airplanes be unleashed to destroy U.S. stock markets and other economic assests as an economic presence."
Is the U.S. above international law, but other nations below U.S. law? Can the U.S. attack other nations in the name of 'National Security' but other nations cannot attack the U.S. in the name of their own national security?
Can the U.S. do whatever it wants in the name of 'National Security'?
Can the U.S. be any scarier, and shouldn't the U.S. citizens be afraid in their OWN homes?
Just sayin'.
Sitting at the computer, felt the chair moving up and down and heard a rumble... thought 'earthquake' but they are so rare here: then thought HUGE truck or explosion.
My first earthquake (blushing virgin)!
For how long now, you've been told Windows is a car wreck waiting to happen, and when it happens, you cry "Woe is me".
Don't be so pathetic. Keep driving a car with no brakes, and sooner or later you'll wish you had stopped driving it.
I switched cars long ago and haven't looked in the rear view mirror since. (How's that for a car analogy?)
So, you get 8 hours uninterrupted sleep. You get up and do aerobics because you WANT to, do things you WANT to do for your own enjoyment, then more exercising because you WANT to, then go to work like the rest of us, then do the kinds of things the rest of us have to do. You then go to sleep at 7pm because you have the luxury of being able to.
We are up at 4:30-5 because we HAVE to, to keep him safe (he has no self-security skills); we go to work, we eat, we go to sleep anywhere from 9 pm (if he goes to sleep then) to midnight (because we NEED some time to do the things we want to do).
Your self-wonderful life is full of WANT to: ours is full of HAVE to.
Get over yourself ANONYMOUS COWARD!
It's not a horrible life, but it can be VERY hard, and we have VERY little time for ourselves. Our son is wonderful, autism is hard.
My son has autism... it is not a behavioural problem or something he will 'out-grow'. He is on a gluten free/casein free diet and is taking a de-yeasting concoction as well as maxi probiotics in order to help get his 'flora' correct.
The BEST thing we ever did was get him on the gfcf diet: he used to love kraft dinner... he used to love it and eat it over and over by regurgitating it and chewing it over again until his breath smelled like bile, his clothes smelled like bile, he smelled like bile. His behaviour was OFF THE WALL.
Now, he can sit and do work, be 'fairly' socially acceptable, and is nice to be around.
The diet/flora can have big impacts for autistic people.
If you want to make jokes, come live with my wife and i for a month and see what autism can be like:
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
2. put up with tantrums from a big 10 year old because he sees a building that looks like a public swim arena (but isn't)
3. put up with watching disney movies over and over and over and over and over and over because of an obsession
4. try not to join the divorce/autism statistics
5. tantrums over the smallest (unknown) reasons
6. be glad you missed the bile smelling boy, who flung bits of kraft dinner all over the house
7. i can go on if you'd like
9. unlearn how to count because your brain is fried
10. have almost nil for a personal life
11. i can go on if you'd like
so the next time you want to complain about the woman / man who says their child is autistic/has autism, SHUT THE F. UP.
Living with autism and hasn't put a gun to his head yet: the forced smile guy.
The ash isn't coming until Monday, but they're (we're) cancelling flights now....
sounds suspiciously like us Canadians keeping people with money and credit cards against their will....
muuhaahaahaa...
THIS IS HOW CANADIANS KEEP THEIR ECONOMY STRONG, EH!!!
Learn from us world... learn from us.
signed... Terrance and Phillip
"Names Bum... James up my Bum"
or
"Who does number 2 work for?.... Oh, the EU."
or
"I'm Canadian and the EU is telling me to bend over and take it up the EH!" (Hmmm...actually, i think i'll copyright THIS one!)
Break out the cuban cigars and pass me a diet Pepsi... sure you can smoke 'em if you got em!
Cancer, smancer.... i eat urea formaldehyde foam insulation for breakfast!
When they can make my double oatmeal stout appear at two different places at once (my right hand and my left hand), then i'll say they have made some significant progress: 'cause then i'd just finish the one on the right, and before i start on the one on the left, they could just make it's quantum double back at my right hand....
mmmmmm.... double oatmeal stout forever....
Slashdot Mirror
If your girlfriend has a penis... something's wrong.
Laying 2 women at one time, he'd have twice the periods he used to have!
"The biggest security hole is Microsoft's version of the javascript interpreter."
Let me fix that for you.....
The biggest security hole is Microsoft's versions of operating systems... or what they laughingly call an "operating" system *cough-cough*
Let me fix that for you...
1. Lick box
2. Let her open the box
3. Put your 'wave' in that box
Sarcasm..... arr arr!
Yes, i am a Lumix User, using Gnom.
arr arr!
Yes, but is your local IPA served in Litre glasses by big busted fraulein?
Definitely like 'homebrew'/local brew more than BIG brewer beer!
MMMMMM... beer. Beer good! I think i'll go sample my homebrew brown ale right now!
And so, if you get the seniors who donate the pee to drink the whiskey made from their pee, and then donate the pee that that whiskey makes them pee, does it get concentrated or distilled further? And then if that concentrated pee is made into new 'pee' whiskey and they drink THAT whiskey and then THAT pee is made into whiskey, and then....
OMG! It might be worth becoming a donator (donor?) just to see the high you might get off THAT pee whiskey made from pee whiskey, made from pee whiskey, made from......
OMG, now if i can only come up with a car analogy.... or...
Seniors + pee =whiskey + seniors =pee + whiskey=.........
PROFIT????? or just EWWWWWW!!
Sounds like a classic BOFH maneuver.
"In an op-ed in the Al Jazeer National Newspaper for all good Muslim people titled 'America must be stopped,' someone Muslim writes that 'America represents a clear and present danger to the national security of the Muslim people,' and that the Muslim people have the authority to arrest its spokesman, (President of the moment, be it Bush from the past or others at present or future), even if it has to contravene international law to do so. Muslim person also suggests that the new Boeing airplanes be unleashed to destroy U.S. stock markets and other economic assests as an economic presence."
Is the U.S. above international law, but other nations below U.S. law? Can the U.S. attack other nations in the name of 'National Security' but other nations cannot attack the U.S. in the name of their own national security?
Can the U.S. do whatever it wants in the name of 'National Security'?
Can the U.S. be any scarier, and shouldn't the U.S. citizens be afraid in their OWN homes?
Just sayin'.
I for one welcome our new Earth overl-...... wait a second.....HEY, that's me!
The Time Bandits stole it.
Ya momma's so Lesbian, she's trying to have sex with black women who tell her "hell no!".
Sitting at the computer, felt the chair moving up and down and heard a rumble... thought 'earthquake' but they are so rare here: then thought HUGE truck or explosion.
My first earthquake (blushing virgin)!
Logan's Run is the sexiest movie ever made!
Or Ballmer walking with George Costanza and 'adjusting' his shorts with a chair.
Yes, but we have Terrance and Phillip... can you tolerate that? (fart) I'm just glad we gave Celine Dion (LOUD fart) to the U.S.: good riddance.
For how long now, you've been told Windows is a car wreck waiting to happen, and when it happens, you cry "Woe is me".
Don't be so pathetic. Keep driving a car with no brakes, and sooner or later you'll wish you had stopped driving it.
I switched cars long ago and haven't looked in the rear view mirror since. (How's that for a car analogy?)
So, you get 8 hours uninterrupted sleep. You get up and do aerobics because you WANT to, do things you WANT to do for your own enjoyment, then more exercising because you WANT to, then go to work like the rest of us, then do the kinds of things the rest of us have to do. You then go to sleep at 7pm because you have the luxury of being able to.
We are up at 4:30-5 because we HAVE to, to keep him safe (he has no self-security skills); we go to work, we eat, we go to sleep anywhere from 9 pm (if he goes to sleep then) to midnight (because we NEED some time to do the things we want to do).
Your self-wonderful life is full of WANT to: ours is full of HAVE to.
Get over yourself ANONYMOUS COWARD!
It's not a horrible life, but it can be VERY hard, and we have VERY little time for ourselves. Our son is wonderful, autism is hard.
My son has autism... it is not a behavioural problem or something he will 'out-grow'. He is on a gluten free/casein free diet and is taking a de-yeasting concoction as well as maxi probiotics in order to help get his 'flora' correct.
The BEST thing we ever did was get him on the gfcf diet: he used to love kraft dinner... he used to love it and eat it over and over by regurgitating it and chewing it over again until his breath smelled like bile, his clothes smelled like bile, he smelled like bile. His behaviour was OFF THE WALL.
Now, he can sit and do work, be 'fairly' socially acceptable, and is nice to be around.
The diet/flora can have big impacts for autistic people.
If you want to make jokes, come live with my wife and i for a month and see what autism can be like:
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
1. get up at 4:30 - 5 a.m.
2. put up with tantrums from a big 10 year old because he sees a building that looks like a public swim arena (but isn't)
3. put up with watching disney movies over and over and over and over and over and over because of an obsession
4. try not to join the divorce/autism statistics
5. tantrums over the smallest (unknown) reasons
6. be glad you missed the bile smelling boy, who flung bits of kraft dinner all over the house
7. i can go on if you'd like
9. unlearn how to count because your brain is fried
10. have almost nil for a personal life
11. i can go on if you'd like
so the next time you want to complain about the woman / man who says their child is autistic/has autism, SHUT THE F. UP.
Living with autism and hasn't put a gun to his head yet: the forced smile guy.
The ash isn't coming until Monday, but they're (we're) cancelling flights now....
sounds suspiciously like us Canadians keeping people with money and credit cards against their will....
muuhaahaahaa...
THIS IS HOW CANADIANS KEEP THEIR ECONOMY STRONG, EH!!!
Learn from us world... learn from us.
signed... Terrance and Phillip
That happened to you too? I smell class action.
You smell class action too? I smell class action on your smelling class action...
Everyone... get your brooms!
They are so brown, their brown goes all the way to eleven!
Don't touch them... don't even look at them.
"Names Bum... James up my Bum"
or
"Who does number 2 work for?.... Oh, the EU."
or
"I'm Canadian and the EU is telling me to bend over and take it up the EH!" (Hmmm...actually, i think i'll copyright THIS one!)
Break out the cuban cigars and pass me a diet Pepsi... sure you can smoke 'em if you got em! Cancer, smancer.... i eat urea formaldehyde foam insulation for breakfast!
When they can make my double oatmeal stout appear at two different places at once (my right hand and my left hand), then i'll say they have made some significant progress: 'cause then i'd just finish the one on the right, and before i start on the one on the left, they could just make it's quantum double back at my right hand....
mmmmmm.... double oatmeal stout forever....
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!