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EU Demands Canada Gut Its Copyright and Patent Laws

An anonymous reader writes "Late last year, a draft of the European Union proposal for the intellectual property chapter of Canada, EU Comprehensive Economic Trade Agreement, leaked online. The leak revealed that the EU was seeking some significant changes to Canadian IP laws. Negotiations have continued and Michael Geist has now obtained an updated copy of the draft chapter, complete with proposals from both the EU and Canada. He says the breadth of the demands is stunning — the EU is demanding nothing less than a complete overhaul of Canadian IP laws including copyright, trademark, databases, patent, geographic indications, and even plant variety rights."

324 comments

  1. Overestimating their power by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

    I remember the last time some upstart European thought he could tromp all over the territorial rights of other countries. That didn't end so well for him.

    His name?
    Frank Stallone.

    1. Re:Overestimating their power by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it's a treaty. All the Canadians have to do is to not sign it.

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    2. Re:Overestimating their power by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      The Japanese didn't need to sign the declaration of surrender on September 2, 1945, but as with any course of action there would have been a corresponding reaction.

    3. Re:Overestimating their power by TheCowSaysMooNotBoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      and what is the EU going to do? Give them a very dirty look?

    4. Re:Overestimating their power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sign Ze Treaty or We Will Taunt You A Second Time!

    5. Re:Overestimating their power by blai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Increase beef and cattle import tax to 4000%, for example. That might give Canada a message.

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    6. Re:Overestimating their power by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that violate other contracts?

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    7. Re:Overestimating their power by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      So the EU 'citizens' (subjects?) will enthusiastically pay 4000% more for their beef? It sounds like an interesting idea. I bet China would like some of that beef.

    8. Re:Overestimating their power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Whatever Europe doesn't eat, I'll eat.

    9. Re:Overestimating their power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess, this is a treaty. Most likely there is an incentive to sign it.

    10. Re:Overestimating their power by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      No, they would switch to EU beef and cattle (which wouldn't be import taxed), and Canada would lose a lot of exports.

      Not that I'm saying it would work, that's the GP's point.

    11. Re:Overestimating their power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I suspect the WTO would have something to say about that.

    12. Re:Overestimating their power by TikiTDO · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the imports result in enough money to actually cause Canada any problems, it is highly unlikely that the EU has the capacity to fill that demand. A market like this isn't something you can expand at a day's notice.

    13. Re:Overestimating their power by keeboo · · Score: 1

      No need for 4000% rises.
      Brazil will be happy to sell more beef to EU.

    14. Re:Overestimating their power by dimeglio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The EU can demand all they want. This country in not part of the EU and we are quite happy with the way we've updated our copyright and patent laws. If they want to economically strong arm Canada into signing, we can just say no thank-you. Its not like we buy anything from Europe anyways. Except for, I'm sorry, nothing comes to mind, that we cannot produce here. In fact, it might be a great political move for our Prime Minister who needs LOTS of political capital.

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    15. Re:Overestimating their power by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      A message to start growing their own. It's not like they don't have land in Canada.

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    16. Re:Overestimating their power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i love dirty looks
      come on baby ;) ...oh wait

    17. Re:Overestimating their power by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we could all start eating British beef...

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    18. Re:Overestimating their power by Splab · · Score: 1

      You guys really should read up on international politics once in a while. Not only does the EU wield enough power to do this, they have already done this against the US with steel- the European Union is estimated at 500 million people (2010), that is a really big export market, taxes need not rise 4000% to get the message across.

      Also, don't underestimate the impact of even relatively small markets boycotting a product. During the "Muhammed crisis" in Denmark, a lot of middle eastern countries boycotted danish dairy exports causing millions in direct sales loss, just imagine the aggregated effect of that.

    19. Re:Overestimating their power by ais523 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I seem to remember (which means, I don't have a reliable source...) that last time there was a dispute between the EU and the US about trade tariffs, the EU went and put a relatively large (around 50%) tax on a whole list of implausible-seeming products. The only connection between them is that they were each important to the economy of a swing state in the (then-upcoming) US election; the EU was trying to put pressure on the incumbents to accede to their demands or be voted out by their own citizens. (I ran into this problem when trying to import some embedded microprocessors from the US to the UK; it was necessary to decide whether they were handheld computers without a calculator function (very low import duty rate), or handheld computers with a calculator function (much higher import duty rate). In the end, I think they qualified as non-calculators.)

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    20. Re:Overestimating their power by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      The GP didn't think it through very well. If it was easy and cheaper for the EU to be eating only EU beef then we'd be doing it already. Taxing the hell out of an import that you need is a great example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.

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    21. Re:Overestimating their power by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That may be true, except of course that the comission members won't have any trouble whatsoever paying just about any amount of tax on it.

      And they really want to get their way.

      Besides, not even in the US do citizens get vote on foreign relations treaties, never mind on specific provisions of such treaties. Those treaties are negotiated by the president('s representative) and confirmed or vetoed by congress.

      In the US foreign law is negotiated by the members of the executive branch of government, and ... NOT ... presented to parliament (which is why the "EU constitution", which is legally a trade agreement did not need to be ratified by parliaments, only by executive government representatives (whether that meant president, minister, or even king). Those individuals took the final decision).

      Of course this is a(nother) loophole in the pseudo-democratic status that the EU somehow still maintains. The EU is not America, and executive branch politicians have final authority about import/export taxes (taking this power away from parliaments is called "harmonisation"). In the EU legislative power rests (also) in the executive branch.

      Not only that, but EU courts directly enforce EU-negotiated treaties as law, despite those "laws" obviously not having passed parliament.

    22. Re:Overestimating their power by SilverJets · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, so you think that the EU has the right to dictate Canadian law?

    23. Re:Overestimating their power by riperrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      because the WTO saying stuff actually makes a difference to US behaviour. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/22/business/worldbusiness/22iht-wto.4296092.html A quick reminder that the EU is bigger and far more bureaucratic

    24. Re:Overestimating their power by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You guys really should read up on international politics once in a while. Not only does the EU wield enough power to do this, they have already done this against the US with steel- the European Union is estimated at 500 million people (2010), that is a really big export market, taxes need not rise 4000% to get the message across.

      Canada primarily deals with U.S., any EU economic ties are relatively marginal compared to that. It's not really a big stick. Oh, sure, it would hurt, but nowhere near enough, especially since, once it's applied, it would become a matter of principle to not give in.

      Also, such measures hurt the one applying them as well. Which is why they can only be used with noticeable effect in a situation where the other side is at a significant disadvantage (e.g. they primarily export to you, but you import from nay other places). Which is not the case here.

      Then, of course, the laws being demanded would also have an economic effect, and one could easily argue that it would be negative overall.

    25. Re:Overestimating their power by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Except that politicians - especially EU comission members - can simply bill the state on "expenses". It's the average person who's shit out of luck, as always.

      Not that I'm the least bit bitter. Just because our representatives give 40,000+ euro/month pensions to their buddies while the average person gets a few hundred at most is no reason to be bitter. Neither is our glorious leaders rising their own wages each year while the rest of us have our jobs outsourced to Chinese slave labour. Nor is having to pay 50%+ taxes for a new car while our Prime Minister gets one for free from the state (and has the gall to demand a bigger one, because the old one didn't "accomodate his family comfortably" - for the record, my car is 14 years old). No sir, I'm not bitter!

      I do, however, think there's a 10th level of Hell reserved for politicians, because even the Devil doesn't deserve to tolerate them forever.

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    26. Re:Overestimating their power by kg8484 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, so you think that the EU has the right to dictate Canadian law?

      Might makes right.

    27. Re:Overestimating their power by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, so you think that the EU has the right to dictate Canadian law?

      Well, Canada is a subject state to British crown, and Britain is a member of the EU...

      More seriously, no, of course EU doesn't have the right to dictate to non-members. On the other hand, EU certainly does have the right to tax or outright ban imports from outside the union. Should Eu try to influence Canadian law by threatening to tax Canadian imports; now that is the question.

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    28. Re:Overestimating their power by Aklyon · · Score: 1

      Aggh, a Monty Python reference!

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    29. Re:Overestimating their power by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      That's not actually the case. Canada is a subject state to the Canadian crown. It so happens that the British crown and the Canadian crown are the same person right now (and 14 other country's crowns as well), but Canada is no more constrained by British laws and treaties, like EU membership, than Britain is constrained by Canada's laws and treaties, which preclude EU membership, or the treaties of Tuvalu influence Australia and Jamaica.

    30. Re:Overestimating their power by shnull · · Score: 1

      A Canadian scowls at you, ready to attack ...

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    31. Re:Overestimating their power by Gandalf_the_Beardy · · Score: 1

      Not since a while back it isn't - Elizabeth Windsor holds her regnancies seperately and Canada hasn't been subject to anything like British rule for about a century. All that there was, and which was abolished in the late 20c was the recourse to the House of Lords for certain esoteric legal appeals. Personally I hope the EU loses this one - Canada has a lot better IP laws than the EU or US.

  2. Our new overlords by app13b0y · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new EU Overlords!

    1. Re:Our new overlords by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      And our new overlords welcome EU! ... wait, I think I'm mixing too many memes now.

    2. Re:Our new overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia your EU Overlords are welcomed by US!

  3. FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blame Canada?

  4. Wow by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Global harmonization through treaties is creating a race to the bottom as far as the citizen's general welfare is concerned.

    I can't imagine why Canada is still negotiating such a treaty when it seems to be so insanely one-sided.

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    1. Re:Wow by future+assassin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens. Nothing new here but I think in the next 15 years will be a huge turning point around the world towards corporations controlling more and more of our lives. I'm ready for showdown, my parents did it in the early 80's in Poland and I'm ready to take their attitude towards corporate governments.

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    2. Re:Wow by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Poor Canada. The US wants your wood, fresh water, its draft dodgers, syrups and oil.
      The EU wants your artistic brains and Francophone culture.
      Make the US and the EU pay for both.
      Let the US feel market forces and flood the EU with low cost French and English culture.
      As for the length of copy control on works, talk to some local Canadian artists,musicians, lawyers, playwrights, authors and filmmakers.

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    3. Re:Wow by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens

      No, they (politicians) care about themselves first and foremost. Corporation provide kick-backs and bribes, individual citizens don't so much. In the end however, they don't give a rats ass about either. They end up getting fucked over anyways in the form of nullifying laws and regulations.

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    4. Re:Wow by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      It is difficult to say one way or the other as there is no way to see what things would be like WITHOUT said treaties.

      Wars are more localized to fewer parts of the world in the past 50 years than they were before. Global Trade while it does have several substantial drawbacks comes with many undeniable benefits.

      Humanity has reached a point where it can influence and change the global environment, thus it may well become, if it is not already, necessary and vital to our survival for a means of regulation and control of our effects on the enviroment. If a civilization doesn't control that they can kill themselves.

    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, because the EU is a bigger market than the USA?
      You want to trade in a market comprising nigh on half a billion people?
      Sign on the dotted line please.

    6. Re:Wow by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens.

      Why do the citizens elect such a government then? I think the problem is that once we have given our government the power to dispose of $3.5 trillion of our money, supposedly on our behalf, annually the corruption is inevitable because it is down to the arbitrary decisions by the government bureaucrats as to who wins and who loses a share of that loot. If we have not made the government so big and powerful, the corporations would have to make their money more by serving their customers and less by lobbying and bribing politicians.

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    7. Re:Wow by SimonGhent · · Score: 1

      flood the EU with low cost French and English culture

      Like Michael Bublé, Bryan Adams & Céline Dion...

      Harsh!

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    8. Re:Wow by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens.

      Nonsense. You must not be living in the same Canada as me.

    9. Re:Wow by hitmark · · Score: 2, Interesting

      because all sides are equally in the pockets of corps. Different corps maybe, but corps non the less.

      end result is that the only options are crackpot politicians that may well start ww3 over a obscure holy book quote, or refuse to vote at all.

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    10. Re:Wow by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

      Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens

      And this helps our corporations how, exactly?

    11. Re:Wow by Splab · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure they count as terrorism and are against the Geneva Conventions.

    12. Re:Wow by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Wars are more localized to fewer parts of the world in the past 50 years than they were before.

      Note, for reference, that the same could have been said truthfully 100 years ago in 1910.

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    13. Re:Wow by captainpanic · · Score: 1

      The EU has already adopted the SI system for units. Logically, our other laws are considered superior as well.

      (Yes, I know Canadians, contrary to the US-Americans, use kilometers as well).

    14. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine why Canada is still negotiating such a treaty when it seems to be so insanely one-sided.

      Because we must defend our national treasures Loverboy and Celine Dion.

    15. Re:Wow by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

      They can have our Francophone culture...We'll give it to them for free.

    16. Re:Wow by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      And this helps our corporations how, exactly?

      He didn't say "your corporations", just "corporations" - i.e. the ones with the brown envelopes stuffed with cash, regardless of where they are based.

    17. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, they (politicians) care about themselves first and foremost. Corporations provide..."

      Who do the people who run the corporations care about?

    18. Re:Wow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, they chased the draft dogers out, which is why we're damned near facist now; the draft dogers were too patriotic to stay here. The US wants your wood, fresh water (only parts of the US, most of us have plenty), its Moosehead Beer, maple syrup (not multiple syrups) and oil.

      Oh, and we want your money, too.

    19. Re:Wow by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Hate Harper as much as you want but if that were true he would've made these changes years ago. The Liberals sure wanted to, so they wouldn't have blocked it at all.

      Conservatives tend to be about personal property and freedoms at a basic level, and these types of restrictions are hard to grapple with because they're about protecting one set of rights and stomping on another.

      Its more likely we're trying to keep good trade partners while not mutilating our current system.

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    20. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, don't tell me you just excluded Honeymoon Suite and Glass Tiger.

    21. Re:Wow by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      We already gave it to the US; to give it to the EU we'd have to take it back from the US, and there's no way in hell we're going to risk that, on the off chance that the EU doesn't want it...

      Seriously, do you want to be stuck with it?

    22. Re:Wow by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

      It came back marked "Return to Sender." Granted Celine Dion is still down there, so we pulled a fast one on them in that regard.

    23. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please stop voting for conservatives... they won a minority without a platform, what idiots in our country vote for somebody who doesn't say what the _ _ _ _ they are going to do?

    24. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think Canada doesn't care for its citizens, take a look at the US and then count your blessings!

    25. Re:Wow by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      Excuse me? I kind of the doubt the EU wants Canada's Francophone culture when even most Canadians don't. I jest I jest, I love the people of Quebec! But I know some of my Canadian friends don't share that sentiment.

    26. Re:Wow by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      As far as crimes against humanity goes Celine Dion is somewhere between Nagasaki and the Armenian genocide. Perhaps the smallpox blankets given by the US to it's natives is a better analogy. Damn you Canada!!

    27. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know it's illegal for businesses in Canada to give kickbacks don't you?

      Only private citizens are allowed to donate to political parties and that amount is limited. Otherwise parties get cash according to how many votes they get.

      This system works very well, despite whinging from the US about 'electoral "freedom"'.

  5. Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, they also demanded we stop the seal hunt. Are they going to request that we all wear visors while playing hockey too? Honestly. How naive.

    1. Re:Feh by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a difference with this and seal hunts, corporations make money if seal hunts remain, corporations make money if copyright and patent laws are changed. The corporations will be on the other side for this.
      I suspect your government knows who to listen to, just as ours do.

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    2. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      corporations make money if the seal hunt remains?

      really?

      corporations?

      hahahahahahahah.

      The seal hunt has never been about profitability. Most seal hunters, while they hope to profit, are hardly corporations making tons of cash. For aboriginals and the atlantic sealers its a tradition and way of life.

      Seals are hardly going extinct. And in fact high seal numbers might be threatening populations of less photogenic animals.

      The real "corporations" are PETA and their ilk. They make the real money.

    3. Re:Feh by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      The seal hunt has never been about profitability. Most seal hunters, while they hope to profit, are hardly corporations making tons of cash. For aboriginals and the atlantic sealers its a tradition and way of life.
      You appear to be a bit hot under the collar about seal hunting, and to top it off, we do not disagree on much, I gather you believe that seal hunting is something carried out by Inuits and a few hunters (Canada has issued 12,000 licenses I believe, Inuits do not need licenses), I think it is an industry that some large companies make a lot of money out of, companies where the seal portion is only part of the picture.
      My statement on "corporations" is borne from articles like this:
      http://www.harpseals.org/about_the_hunt/pelts.html
      From the article:
      The total export value of the fur industry in Canada increased from CAN$185,309,841 in 2001 for "raw furskins" to CAN$242,556,390 in 2005. For processed/tanned skins, the export value rose from CAN$216,081,324 in 2001, to CAN$286,760,595 in 2005, according to Industry Canada. The value of the seal skin exports (see table above) is about 5% of the total value of the Canadian fur industry. in 2001, Canada's fur industry was valued at $335 million, and seal fur was a small portion of Canada's fur trade.

      Seals are hardly going extinct. And in fact high seal numbers might be threatening populations of less photogenic animals.
      ? Did I say they were going extinct??? They are actually growing in number and competing for the fish stocks. Yes, Inuit livelihoods are being affected by the ban on seal products but I suspect it is the loss of money that the Canadian government was upset about, not the plight of the Inuits and I suspect it will be the money the Canadian government will be after with the copyright argument.
      If I am wrong about this, I am more than happy to learn and to acknowledge my mistakes.

      The real "corporations" are PETA and their ilk. They make the real money.
      You make them sound different to other money making organizations, I do not differentiate and they all make real money.

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    4. Re:Feh by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Troll

      The real "corporations" are PETA and their ilk. They make the real money.

      Those filthy rich PETA barons are buying up everything!

      For aboriginals and the atlantic sealers its a tradition and way of life.

      Maybe they'll be willing to trade their seal hunting for indoor plumbing and a life expectancy past 40. Not everything that's "traditional" is good.

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    5. Re:Feh by rvw · · Score: 1

      For aboriginals and the atlantic sealers its a tradition and way of life.

      Seals are hardly going extinct. And in fact high seal numbers might be threatening populations of less photogenic animals.

      We don't mind that seals are hunted and killed for meat and their skin for local business by people who have done this for ages. As long as it's local, then it's okay.

    6. Re:Feh by ljgshkg · · Score: 1

      Chinese have a life expectancy of 60+ some 2000+ years ago anyway, and continuous to increase to above mid-80 during the last dynasty. Let alone the daoist practisers that often have a life expectency above 80 and some above 130's since more than a thousand years ago. It's industry revolution and modernization, and westernization of food that actually brings down life expectency and shoot up stress/sickness unfortunately.

      I don't think the aboriginals etc. have life expectancy of only 40's though?

    7. Re:Feh by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I think perhaps people are talking about two different things here; on one side is the view that the Inuit have always hunted seal and it is their way life - a very valid point if you are Inuit. On the other side are the fur hunters, who have never been in it for anything but the commercial gain.

      The big difference between the two, at least traditionally, has been that the Inuit have primarily hunted for meat, and would therefore tend to stop when they had enough to eat, whereas the commercial fur hunters naturally enough have gone for the softest fur - ie the cubs, which have the further advantage of being easier to "harvest", and they don't tend to stop after a few animals either. I suppose when you are sitting far away in a comfortable sofa, it is open for discussion whether it is cruel to club an animal over the head and flay it alive; personally I find it disgusting.

      This is not so much a question about seal numbers in my view, but one about what kind of people we want to be. It is basically the same question when we ask "Why is it not OK to torture a suspect?" or "Why is it wrong to rape, murder, steal ...?". Why is it not OK to keep ten thousand cows crammed together in a milk factory? Or play football with a living chicken? Or crucify a cat just to show your mates how tough you are?

      People like you always roll out the one about "numbers are surging and they are damaging ..." - yeah, right. What that means is simply that it hurts somebody's profits. This has been the excuse over and over, and it is still as hollow as always. I am willing to listen to sensible arguments - are you willing to listen to reasonable criticism?

    8. Re:Feh by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      The impact here is one of management. Seals eat fish. We eat fish. Corporations actually do make a lot of money off the fishery both directly and indirectly. Too many seals, eat too many fish. Less fish, equates to less money. Less seals, eat less fish, equates more money.

      Seals themselves are pointless to the debate (other than being cute!) other than in regards to how much fish they can gobble up.

    9. Re:Feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they'll be willing to trade their seal hunting for indoor plumbing and a life expectancy past 40. Not everything that's "traditional" is good.

      And not every culture values the same as yours. I, for instance, do not condone the currently practice of pharmacological sustenance that North Americans are being herded into, even if it does lead to and extra 6 months on the life clock. And, really, why should they have to give up their way of life for something as basic as indoor plumbing? If they want it, they should have it, without "trading" anything. It's a basic right, like open internet access.

    10. Re:Feh by icebraining · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

    11. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      Those filthy rich PETA barons are buying up everything!

      Maybe they'll be willing to trade their seal hunting for indoor plumbing and a life expectancy past 40. Not everything that's "traditional" is good.

      >

    12. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      Those filthy rich PETA barons are buying up everything!

      They could if they wanted to. They certainly make more money off of the fur industry than the trappers.

      Maybe they'll be willing to trade their seal hunting for indoor plumbing and a life expectancy past 40. Not everything that's "traditional" is good.

      Good or Evil, nobody is getting hurt except seals. They deserve protection why exactly? I can understand if you're an absolutist (and insane) and want to ban all hunting of any animal everywhere. I can understand if the animals are near extinction (ie, bans on whaling or fishing for cod or bluefin) or at least bans on deep sea trawling. But Seals are not endangered, they are also not human beings, therefore there is no moral reason not to let the hunt continue as it traditionally has.

    13. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      On the other side are the fur hunters, who have never been in it for anything but the commercial gain.

      and yet it is as much tradition for them as the inuit. don't be naive about it either, the inuit also gain commercially, and trying to discriminate against one side still shuts down the inuit at the same time.

      I suppose when you are sitting far away in a comfortable sofa, it is open for discussion whether it is cruel to club an animal over the head and flay it alive; personally I find it disgusting. This is not so much a question about seal numbers in my view, but one about what kind of people we want to be. It is basically the same question when we ask "Why is it not OK to torture a suspect?" or "Why is it wrong to rape, murder, steal ...?". Why is it not OK to keep ten thousand cows crammed together in a milk factory? Or play football with a living chicken? Or crucify a cat just to show your mates how tough you are?

      People like you always roll out the one about "numbers are surging and they are damaging ..." - yeah, right. What that means is simply that it hurts somebody's profits. This has been the excuse over and over, and it is still as hollow as always. I am willing to listen to sensible arguments - are you willing to listen to reasonable criticism?

      Of course. I respect your right to your view and if you practice what you preach and don't benefit from or eat meat, well good for you. I don't equate cramming cows together in a milk factory to rape, though in a perfect world It'd be nice if it weren't necessary. However the world we live in isn't sunshine and rainbows and unfortunately we have to eat to live, and as I don't have a taste for Soylent Green but rather a taste for beef or chicken, then that is the way it is.

      Certainly playing football with a living chicken or crucifying a cat are reprehensible actions, we are intelligent enough beings to understand that, however that does not equate to making killing animals for sustinance evil in the same way. There are, unfortunately, necessary evils in this world. Abortion, Euthenasia, Shooting old yeller dogs/wildlife management, farming, and allowing Steve Jobs to create the iPad. You'll never eliminate them until some solution is found to their inherent problems.

      Fact of the matter is you can say its all about Capitalism, but the Canadian government shut down the entire atlantic fishery despite the protests of fisherman and corporate interests, so they certainly have at least a track record of worrying about sustainability. Sure you can bleat that they fished the atlantic into near extinction, but those were different times where people believed the fish would not and could not ever run out. (then again, today isn't that far removed from yesterday)

      But all the same, nobody would give a damn about the Seal hunt if Seals looked like cockroaches.

    14. Re:Feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's PETA in the Forbes 500?

    15. Re:Feh by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Chinese have a life expectancy of 60+ some 2000+ years ago anyway, and continuous to increase to above mid-80 during the last dynasty.

      As a long-time practitioner of tai chi, xing yi and taoist meditation, I agree with you entirely.

      But the point of my argument was that killing seals because it's a "way of life" is not right just because it's traditional.

      You won't find a lot of Taoist traditions that include brutal killing of large mammals.

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    16. Re:Feh by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But Seals are not endangered, they are also not human beings, therefore there is no moral reason not to let the hunt continue as it traditionally has.

      Actually, there is a moral reason not to let the hunt continue.

      Nearly all world religions forbid unnecessary cruelty to animals.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    17. Re:Feh by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Good or Evil, nobody is getting hurt except seals. They deserve protection why exactly?

      Because they're photogenic and much human empathy can be aroused when their images are printed on color brochures, pleading for money to 'save' them.

    18. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      nearly all world religions forbid gay marriage.

      so.. why are we equating morality to religion?

    19. Re:Feh by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      why? why is that okay? whats the friggin difference?

    20. Re:Feh by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      In that case, is it not in PETA's best interest that the seal hunt continues as well?

    21. Re:Feh by jandersen · · Score: 1

      ... the inuit also gain commercially ...

      And? I am not talking about placing restrictions, only pointing out the disparity in your viewpoint. There is a lot of difference between killing adult seals because you need the meat and then selling the skins for a profit, and killing cubs by the thousands because you are in it for the money. As for traditions - I don't give a toss about traditions; they are all too often merely a matter of being to unwilling to improve on a situation because people are afraid they may loose their comforts.

      I respect your right to your view and if you practice what you preach and don't benefit from or eat meat, well good for you. I don't equate cramming cows together in a milk factory to rape, though in a perfect world It'd be nice if it weren't necessary.

      Since you raise the question - I don't eat much meat, not from idealism, but because I find that it is far too often not worth the money; and I like vegetarian food. I'm not some sort of fringe-activist; I don't equate bad animal-husbandry with rape either, but I am convinced that it simply isn't necessary - it is necessary only because there is too much focus on taking profits without delivering value.

      I certainly agree with your comment about "Soylent Green" whatever that is - I take it that this is some sort vegetarian imitation of some sort of meat product? That kind of thing is always vile - vegetables can and should be enjoyed for what they are.

      And I didn't list those examples as if they were equivalent - only as examples of reprehensible behaviours; after all, we don't accept theft just because it is not as bad as murder. To me the same goes for casual cruelty - I am not against killing animals for food, that is part of a natural lifestyle for humans, what I find unacceptable is when people treat animals with nothing short of barefaced contempt for their wellbeing - as when cows are fixated in a narrow space for their entire life in a milk factory, or when you have a billion chickens crammed in five to a cage in a huge factory.

      And this is not even so much about the animals, primarily - it is about how I want to see myself. There is evidence in favour of the view that one of the most important steps towards becoming modern humans was the domestication of animals; for that to happen, we had to learn to empathise with other species. But the way we treat animals now is step backwards - we have less empathy, they are just things whose value is merely money. We have, in a way, sold our birthright for a mess of pottage (or a pot of message? I don't quite remember)

      ... allowing Steve Jobs to create the iPad.

      You are right, of course - the iPad should have been designed by IBM's MVS team.

    22. Re:Feh by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green is a 1973 movie, and a fictional product of the same name within the movie. It was a global warming + global overpopulation + oligarchy fear fest that looks quite dated today. The product is not vegetable in nature.

      And you were right the first time, it's mess of pottage.

  6. 51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I say we take Alberta first, just to make Ontario Jealous. Then add them one by one, leaving Quebec for last. Just because they're going to be the hardest to convince. I suggest a heavy does of New Orleans style persuasion complete with mardi gras tickets.

    1. Re:51 st state? by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

      I live in Alberta, and would fight to the death to stop the US if they ever tried anything.

      I'd rather be dead than American.

    2. Re:51 st state? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're already American. North American!

      lol

    3. Re:51 st state? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's okay, if what I've seen in BC and Ontario is anything to go buy, the rest of Canada would pay you guys to take Alberta in.

      Now if they can also somehow ship Quebec off to France, I think it'll be all settled.

      ~

    4. Re:51 st state? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      But there is no word for USAian which makes sense.

    5. Re:51 st state? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      US-American?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    6. Re:51 st state? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Naw, it'd work better the other way around -- our states should secede and become Canadian provinces. Ends up the same in the end (one united country), except with Ottawa instead of Washington DC, which sounds like a trade up to me...

      --
      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    7. Re:51 st state? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is one in spanish: estadounidense :P

    8. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      North American!

      Gaah! Stop doing that with the Slashcode, you're freaking me out...

    9. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one in spanish: estadounidense :P

      Well at this point more ppl in USA talk Spanish than English, so why not make it the official language soon?

    10. Re:51 st state? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      NO no you got it wrong. It's not spanish, it's spanglish

    11. Re:51 st state? by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian and have lived in several states. Trust me on this one. Both countries are great and each has it's own distinct advantages, but Ottawa is not a trade up.

      Canadian politicians are just a corrupt as US politicians. At least the American system has some semblance of checks and balances so no arm of the government supposedly has more power then any other. In Canada there is the Prim Minister (Who really has no more power then his party has seats in the house) and the house. There's also the senate, but their just appointed friends of the government of the time that get a free ride for the rest of their lives.

    12. Re:51 st state? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh there are a few, but I guess they'd all get me modded Troll or Flamebait, so...

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    13. Re:51 st state? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Ya dumb hoser!
      I'd rather live and work in a country that isn't 99.999% north of Buffalo, New York.
      Imagine not having to freeze your backside off for over half a year.

    14. Re:51 st state? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      In German that construction is, in fact, the "correct" way to refer to citizens of the USA. I always thought that using "America(n)" is inaccurate at best, though I do it myself and fwiw people constantly refer to Europe when they actually mean the countries of the EU, or Western Europe, or some other subset of the European geography.

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    15. Re:51 st state? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'd rather be dead than American.

      If it weren't for the Americans, you Canadians would be all be speaking English.

      --
      You are welcome on my lawn.
    16. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and in Mexican Spanish: gringos

    17. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we'll stop marginalizing the province that has had the most Prime Ministers, has "distinct" status, and gets royal treatment whenever it throws a tantrum.

      Poor, poor Quebec.

    18. Re:51 st state? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Nice.

      Umm wait, we do. And we spell colour properly too.

      And we won the only fight between our nations, captured huge amounts of land from you, and then let you have most of it back as part of a peace deal.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    19. Re:51 st state? by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

      That does seem to be the American way - invade the oil laden areas first then spread to the rest.

    20. Re:51 st state? by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Nice.

      And we won the only fight between our nations, captured huge amounts of land from you, and then let you have most of it back as part of a peace deal.

      Didn't know that. Dumbasses! LOL

      --
      Only I can judge you.
    21. Re:51 st state? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      If I had a Quebec separatist here in BC, I'd vote for them. I tired of Quebec determining our national policies (they have a huge number of seats in Parliament)

      --
      in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
    22. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather be dead than American.

      That can be arranged. *wrings hands*

    23. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, if what I've seen in BC and Ontario is anything to go buy, the rest of Canada would pay you guys to take Alberta in.

      Now if they can also somehow ship Quebec off to France, I think it'll be all settled.

      ~

      Yeah, squeeze us between England, France and Spain. Awesomeness :D

    24. Re:51 st state? by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      And most of us would rather be dead than live in a frozen abyss like Alberta. Lucky we live where we do eh?

    25. Re:51 st state? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will you be aiming for Mexico and Cuba? Open your borders, man! Think of the teq, cigs and women!

  7. I can't remember... by tsotha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How do you say "fuck off" in Canadian?

    1. Re:I can't remember... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Fuck off, eh!"

    2. Re:I can't remember... by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      There we go. Red Green to the rescue.

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      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    3. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why don't ya hosers Fuck off, Eh?

    4. Re:I can't remember... by future+assassin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats Take off eh you hoser

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      by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
    5. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A polite but sternly worded letter.

    6. Re:I can't remember... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Excuse me, sir, but would you please be so kind as to fuck off? Sorry to bother you again."

    7. Re:I can't remember... by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      That entirely depends in what province you're in.

    8. Re:I can't remember... by Jettamann · · Score: 1

      Like this: "Hey, EU!! fuck off, Eh!"

      where EU is pronounced like "ewe".

      Of course our current "got no balls of a Prime Minister Harper will end up taking it from
        behind like sheep on this issue"
       

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      - No Sig for you!
    9. Re:I can't remember... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 5, Informative

      How do you say "fuck off" in Canadian?

      Fuddle Duddle

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    10. Re:I can't remember... by WoodenTable · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct translation for that here in Canada is "Sorry, eh?"

      We get a lot of use out of the phrase, I'm sure you can imagine.

    11. Re:I can't remember... by Krneki · · Score: 1

      Do you even understand what the EU wants?

      --
      Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
    12. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck EU!

    13. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not your sir, buddy!

    14. Re:I can't remember... by Vanderhoth · · Score: 1

      Don't pronounce the 'h'. Stress the o sound in stead and off is said like ooff. It would kind of sound like

      Tuck ooff eh! yo'oser

    15. Re:I can't remember... by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      "Vas te faire foutre"

      --
      He who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.
    16. Re:I can't remember... by epine · · Score: 1

      That's a dialect of Canadian known as Hansardese. Hansardese was actually a staple of the early machine translation efforts, since you could be quite certain that Hansardese of fuddle duddle in French was an immaculate parallel translation. Not sure it was such a good idea to prime machine translation on empty calories, though.

      These multinationals have got a nice thing going. "But mommy says we have to ratify!" Works every time.

    17. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not your buddy, guy!

    18. Re:I can't remember... by werfu · · Score: 1

      No, that's the french way. In quebecois you'd say : Va chier! (Which mean literally Go have a shit)

    19. Re:I can't remember... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Get lost you freaking hoser!

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    20. Re:I can't remember... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You forgot "no offence" :)

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      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    21. Re:I can't remember... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, the prime minister who passed more legislation as a minority leader than any other? Who has actually managed to drive the liberals like a cattle herder? Who prorogued parliament despite protests from opposition and is still running the country?

      Yeah, if there's anything you want to harp on Harper about, its probably not his lack of gonads. He's lead like a majority leader quite successfully without a majority. That takes balls.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    22. Re:I can't remember... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I thought that was British, not Canadian.

    23. Re:I can't remember... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I forgot the "eh" there.

      Sorry again!

    24. Re:I can't remember... by FrozenFrog · · Score: 1

      "Take off eh! Ya hoser!"

    25. Re:I can't remember... by Zekaric · · Score: 1

      "Seal Toi" (Dan Acroyd, Coneheads reference.)

    26. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not your guy, mate!

  8. WTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since when did the EU run Canada?

    1. Re:WTH by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well the US has been rattling this saber for years now thinking they control us.

      Sad thing is the scum in charge like Harper will probably just roll over for legislation that is so biased in favour of the corporations they whore themselves too.

    2. Re:WTH by ibsteve2u · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't ever give in. As a U.S. citizen, I am fully aware of an approaching need for someplace to run - not from socialism, but from corporate fascism.

      --
      Orwell: "In a Time of Universal Deceit, telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act"
    3. Re:WTH by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, parent speaks the truth here. We need to wean our government off the corporate cock.

    4. Re:WTH by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The EU is full of love, respect and hope for parts of Canada

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    5. Re:WTH by __aaoyac5342 · · Score: 1

      I sure didn't vote for them.

    6. Re:WTH by twostix · · Score: 0, Troll

      They are two branches of the same tree, and in reality to the average person they're so close together that when implemented you can't tell the difference between the two when you're at the bottom looking up (as 99.999% of people here are).

      I can't believe they ever branched into two separate "trees" in academic thought though. A necessary thing for the intelligensia to do after the war given that they so completely bought into the various flavours of Socialism in the 20's and 30's and didn't want to be hung drawn and quartered by the survivors after the war was over for ever supporting the ugliest version of it (they simply loved the idea of Eugenics, and members of the current administration still do).

      The thing about it though is that the true believers in both ideologies share almost exactly the same ideals culminating in one final goal: Total support for an all powerful elite that uses the state apparatus to run every aspect of the plebs lives and move us around like we're cattle for their own ends. The ends always being more money, power and control for them and theirs.

    7. Re:WTH by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How's that universe you've imagined for yourself?

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      It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
      - E. Debs
    8. Re:WTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So with you Sunni = Shiite, Catholic = Protestant, Black = White?

    9. Re:WTH by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Please, do tell: which corporations control the Canadian government?

      If you say "The HUdsons Bay Company", I'll beat you with a beaver tail.

    10. Re:WTH by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      No, he's saying ice cream comes in many flavors..

      --
      For justice, we must go to Don Corleone
    11. Re:WTH by Mr+Thinly+Sliced · · Score: 1

      I'm getting the impression that political theory is a one dimensional line for you.

      Don't know if you've ever seen it, but http://www.politicalcompass.org/ is a good starting point to begin to understand that freedom of various forms makes this a multi-dimensional thing.

      I'm not convinced it's as simple as political compass make it either, but for sure you can't put these things along a one dimensional line of "left" vs "right". That's just dumming down for dumming downs sake.

      There are marked differences between fascism and socialism. Do some study so you don't look like so badly informed .-)

    12. Re:WTH by Bugamn · · Score: 1

      Well, Canada's Queen lives in EU. All Hail the Queen!

    13. Re:WTH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you are truly insightful -eye roll-

      Which bit is wrong? The bit about Fascists and Socialists having a huge amount in common or the bit about how the western intelligensia completely supported Facism with Eugenics as a cornerstone of that as an ideology in the 1920s and 1930s until it became a little unpopular with the whole taking Eugenics to the extreme genocide thing.

      Read a history book you ignorant redneck.

      Or is it the stab at the current administration? I suppose in your universe the current Science Czar Eric Holdren didn't write this "If some individuals contribute to general social deterioration by overproducing children, and if the need is compelling, they can be required by law to exercise reproductive responsibility" AKA Eugenics.

      How's that alernate reality that you've created for yourself going for you?

    14. Re:WTH by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      John Holdren was worried about overpopulation (in a book from 1977, mind you), yes. And the very next sentence from that book is this:

      Few today consider the situation in the United States serious enough to justify compulsion, however.

      But you'd never quote the whole thing, would you? That just wouldn't work for your agenda.

      In response to the comments from Beck and others, Holdren's office issued this statement: "The quotations used to suggest that Dr. Holdren supports coercive approaches to limiting population growth were taken from a 1977 college textbook on environmental science and policy, of which he was the third author. The quoted material was from a section of the book that described different possible approaches to limiting population growth and then concluded that the authors’ own preference was to employ the noncoercive approaches before the environmental and social impacts of overpopulation led desperate societies to employ coercive ones. Dr. Holdren has never been an advocate of compulsory abortions or other repressive means of population limitation."

      Holdren's office also provided a statement from Annie and Paul Ehrlich, the co-authors: "We have been shocked at the serious mischaracterization of our views and those of John Holdren in blog posts based on misreadings of our jointly-authored 1000-page 1977 textbook, ECOSCIENCE. We were not then, never have been, and are not now 'advocates' of the Draconian measures for population limitation described — but not recommended — in the book's 60-plus small-type pages cataloging the full spectrum of population policies that, at the time, had either been tried in some country or analyzed by some commentator."

      Under questioning by Sen. David Vitter, R-La., during his Senate confirmation hearing, Holdren said he "no longer thinks it's productive to focus on optimum population for the United States. ... I think the key thing today is that we need to work to improve the conditions that all of our citizens face economically, environmentally, and in other respects. And we need to aim for something that I have for years been calling 'sustainable prosperity.'"

      You really can't do any better than taking sentences from a 70s textbook out of context?

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      - E. Debs
    15. Re:WTH by trurl7 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether this will go to offtopic or flaimbait, but 'weaning' usually involves breasts. Your suggestion does not merely put one in mind of the old anecdote of trying to milk a bull, but also presents a rather disturbing, though not entirely inaccurate picture of Washington. Perhaps Moore was right when he did a segment on US politicians needing a pimp...

  9. What the hell? by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

    Makes me absolutely sick to read this. There is nothing wrong with Canada's laws. And that is exactly why they want it changed, so there IS something wrong with it to throw the balance off hugely in favour of coporations.

    Despicable.

    1. Re:What the hell? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Well, everyone can demand everything. I also can demand that you give me a billion euros, immediately. Now, there's little chance that I'll get that, and no one will consider that demand justified, but I can demand it nevertheless.

      So, where is my money? :-)

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:What the hell? by fatwilbur · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, they can do (try) this because they are our customers. Canada's place in the economic world revolves around one thing - we have lots of natural resources that we can sell to other countries. We make so much money selling our stuff (oil, trees, etc.) that we try to place nice so you'll keep making us rich. You should know this as an Albertan ;-) It's pretty much the reason we follow step what the US is doing. Eurpoe doesn't have nearly as much leverage as the US, but Canada is looking to diversify trading partners...

    3. Re:What the hell? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Peace naturally leads to people working together. If we don't want our governments to cooperate we must invent reasons for our governments to hate each other.

      Its that simple. See google vs China.

    4. Re:What the hell? by 0123456 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Eurpoe doesn't have nearly as much leverage as the US, but Canada is looking to diversify trading partners...

      Europe needs resources far more than Canada needs Europe.

    5. Re:What the hell? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Germany here.
      Despite the fact that we didn’t ever elect them, they are called “our” government.
      Actually, they are more like your enemies.
      So if you ever need to throw over the EU pseudo-government, you got allies here.
      Just beware, that the reason this is like it is in the first place, is that most people here are cattle too, and we’re not the ones herding them.

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    6. Re:What the hell? by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say there's nothing wrong with Canada's laws. Taxes are way too high on beer and cigarettes.

    7. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Come on! They have every right to demand it. It's just that you have every right to say "no." and laugh at them.

    8. Re:What the hell? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Calm down, mate. If a chief of some remote Polynesian tribe demands tomorrow that all the pale-skins from the Great White North shall submit to the will of his powerful god Yaka-Yaka, or else suffer his wrath, are you going to pay attention as well?

      If not, then treat this case the same way. After all, fundamentally, it is the same.

    9. Re:What the hell? by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of Yaka-Yaka.

    10. Re:What the hell? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of Yaka-Yaka.

      Well, they have First Nations to take care of that.

    11. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop whining and get back to your pot. It's a brave new world.

    12. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true, but it doesn't actually mean much.

      I don't know whether it would be true to say (the more useful) "Europe needs resources far more than Canada needs customers."

    13. Re:What the hell? by iCodemonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      would Zimbabwean Dollars do?

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    14. Re:What the hell? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say there's nothing wrong with Canada's laws. Taxes are way too high on beer and cigarettes.

      That's part of the price of "free" health-care.

    15. Re:What the hell? by bigdaisy · · Score: 1

      As a Canadian this disgusts me. [...] What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      All your base are belong to QE2. You are so pwned, innit.

      (Excuse: http://xkcd.com/166/)

    16. Re:What the hell? by pydev · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Exports from Canada to the EU are small, and imports from the EU to Canada are also economically insignificant; nearly 80% of Canada's exports go to the US.. The EU doesn't "need" Canada. But the EU could make life pretty unpleasant for Canadians in principle if it starts cancelling other agreements: travel, currency exchange, access to markets, landing rights, port privileges, etc. If Europe and Canada stop cooperating, Canada will degenerate into an appendage of the US even more so than it already is. For Europe, it would simply mean the loss of a fairly small trading partner. Big deal.

    17. Re:What the hell? by pydev · · Score: 1

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Canada wants to continue to trade with "these assholes" and Canadians want to travel to these "asshole" countries, no? But trade, travel, etc. only exist because these "asshole countries" sign agreements with Canada creating the legal basis for these activities. If Canada stops signing some agreements, then these "asshole countries" may stop signing other agreements that are more important to Canadians.

    18. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the fact that we didn't ever elect them, they are called "our" government.

      Woah, back up there. We certainly do directly elect our Parliament. Or at least, you should be directly electing your MEP. You did vote in the European elections, didn't you?

      Now the EUC, yeah: it's a horrible setup (albiet one which has a reason to exist). If Lisbon had actually supported a directly elected second house it might have had better support from ordinary Europeans.

    19. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'r already hugely in favour of corporations, mon santo mining corporation current situation rings a bell?

    20. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Despite the fact that we didn’t ever elect them, they are called “our” government.

      You did not vote for the commission, but the parliament did, and every adult EU citizen had a chance to elect the parliament. Which does not make it so much different from countries were people elect a parliament, which then elects the government - like it is the case in Germany.

    21. Re:What the hell? by warGod3 · · Score: 1

      What gives them the right? Pretty much the right of "because we want to." Just like here in the US, we can "demand" that governments hand over criminals, as outlined in some convention or treaty. It's a matter of "you scratch my itch, I'll scratch yours."

      Canada, if they (being the government) wishes to sign the treaty, then they shall. Someone on both sides will probably benefit, just not the general populace.

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    22. Re:What the hell? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably, but we EUians need those resources. It's not like we got an oilflood somewhere around, or too much timber (well, with a few noteworthy exceptions like Sweden, but given their laws I'd guess they would not enjoy clear-cutting their forests).

      You may be desperate to sell, but we're at least as desperate to buy. And, let's face it, it's not like it's hard to sell oil or timber somewhere else.

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    23. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, you owe us licensing fees for the use of our languages.
      Invent another one or STFU. Hoser.

    24. Re:What the hell? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      You seem to have forgotten the far east, China is becoming a larger trading partner for Canadian goods and resources.

    25. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I'm surprised you're upset about this....

              Why did the Canadian cross the road?

                                    To get in the middle.

      Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

    26. Re:What the hell? by rvw · · Score: 1

      would Zimbabwean Dollars do?

      I think I can live with that. My nigerian cousin has an online banking office and he is prepared to help you transfer the money. You can expect to receive an email soon explaining the details.

    27. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously?
      What IP do we get from Europe anyways in Canada? Most of our entertainment is from the States anyways? Who cares.

      Eh, nothing to worry about, with a minority government in Canada nothings going to happen.

    28. Re:What the hell? by spaanoft · · Score: 1

      Realize, those are provincial taxes. Blame your province.

    29. Re:What the hell? by CecilPL · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fact is that taxes are too high on beer but too low on cigarettes.

      This is because I drink but don't smoke.

    30. Re:What the hell? by digitaldrunkenmonk · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but Canada is also part of the British Commonwealth, and I doubt the Brits will cast Canada off because of the EU. As far as I remember, the British aren't in love with the EU. There's a reason they still use the pound and not the Euro.

    31. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Germany here.
      ... snip ...
      So if you ever need to throw over the EU pseudo-government, you got allies here.

      What? Germany needs breathing room again?

    32. Re:What the hell? by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Demands don't bug me. I'm proud to say we rarely cave in to this type of pressure. We still don't have the DMCA like laws the Americans want us to have, and I hope we don't go this route either.

      While you're up in arms about it though, go write to the people in charge like I did and get your voice on file. It matters.

      It may not be as eloquent as some people, but every thought counts I figure.

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    33. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that *can* happen. The UK is part of the EU, and Canada is a Commonwealth Nation. They can always backdoor into the EU via UK.

    34. Re:What the hell? by pubwvj · · Score: 0

      "Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US..."

      Hey! Don't blame US! We're getting fucked over too by our government, the international corporations and the new world leaders. Just say http://nonais.org/ if you don't get it.

    35. Re:What the hell? by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

      The difference is, even our retarded politicians would ignore the chief whereas they frequently bend over for pushy governments.

    36. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Being Free, and having their own independent thought processes, their own needs, and their own desires. It's like my cat, demanding to be fed.

      What, you think they should just kow-tow to your wishes or something?

    37. Re:What the hell? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      [...] But the EU could make life pretty unpleasant for Canadians in principle if it starts cancelling other agreements: travel, currency exchange, access to markets, landing rights, port privileges, etc. If Europe and Canada stop cooperating, Canada will degenerate into an appendage of the US even more so than it already is. For Europe, it would simply mean the loss of a fairly small trading partner. Big deal.

      Fuck em then. I don't want to have to cowtow to some corporate sleezebucket government for whom I did not vote, just for the ability to travel to Paris or London every 5 years.

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    38. Re:What the hell? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Calm down, mate. If a chief of some remote Polynesian tribe demands tomorrow that all the pale-skins from the Great White North shall submit to the will of his powerful god Yaka-Yaka, or else suffer his wrath, are you going to pay attention as well?

      If not, then treat this case the same way. After all, fundamentally, it is the same.

      Though, Yaka Yaka is powerful, you just admitted it yourself! I bet they have it written down in an old book too, so it must mean it's true!

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    39. Re:What the hell? by fisherdude · · Score: 1

      And next time Europe needs soldiers they can go fuck themselves!

    40. Re:What the hell? by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      As an American, it disgusts me. This is the problem with politicians around the world - they're never content to let others live differently than they themselves wish to.

      It's especially ironic for the US, given that the nation was founded on a federalism in which states were intended to have most of the power. The Founders were well aware of the need for the states to act as social laboratories for experimentation. You never learn if you don't try new things. Rigid homogeneity is not good for the society as a whole. Too bad that lesson seems to have been forgotten in the present day, in which the federal government attempts to control damn near everything, domestically and abroad.

    41. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, as a Canadian this disgusts me. The EU, the US... What the hell gives these assholes the right to demand ANYTHING?

      Much larger military. That's what. Let's not forget missiles and mutual-defense agreements.

    42. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think Canada sends soldiers out of goodness? Canadian participation in European and other wars is self-interest.

    43. Re:What the hell? by pydev · · Score: 1

      Well, that's a nice attitude, but it's not going to help. The two bodies that set the agenda right now are the US and the EU. Nations like Canada may be able to do something about ACTA through careful negotiation and international politics; "fuck 'em" isn't going to accomplish anything.

  10. Since when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada is in Europe now?

    1. Re:Since when? by GumphMaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is, in the same way that Australia was treated as an extension of the USA during the "negotiation" of last "free" trade agreement between our nations. The result? Australia ended up with a DMCA-wannabe and extended copyright terms or lost other trade items. I particularly like the "Australia's IP laws will be substantially harmonised with the world’s largest intellectual property market, and a global leader in innovation and creative products." arse-kissing exercise. I'm sure that any Canada-EU equivalent will contain similar gems in English and French!

      http://www.dfat.gov.au/trade/negotiations/us_fta/outcomes/08_intellectual_property.html

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    2. Re:Since when? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      So long as people keep wanting to buy Britney / Lada Gaga albums, watch US sitcoms (oh lord, why!), or import US I.P. in one form or another they are putting themselves into a weak position of negotiation against unwanted foreign I.P. laws.

      You can have the turkish delight, but it comes with a price.

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    3. Re:Since when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much this. I will sound self-centered here, but why can't the rest of the (western) world invest more in their own IP, stop importing the US's (via all avenues), and say "fuck off" to the copyright laws with a righteous cause? You can't have it both ways.

      Now that you're done reading, you can rate me ignorant jackass/troll.

    4. Re:Since when? by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

      The result? Australia ended up with a DMCA-wannabe and extended copyright terms or lost other trade items.

      So Aussie signed the "DCMA-wannabe" deal so it did not lose trade on other items. But guess what, Australia LOST ANYWAY, and got the DCMA rammed in for its trouble. Well, at least the politicians involved got their kick backs and personal perks, I guess.

    5. Re:Since when? by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

      I don't want to buy them, I just want to continue stealing them.

  11. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I think you know the answer to that.

  12. No problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ottawa can always threaten the Europeans with the American army.

  13. Just when you thought there was a glimmer of hope by Sparx139 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And to think that the EU had taken such a great stand with the ACTA. Then this has to happen.

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  14. The Berne Convention? by zlel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is copyright ancillary to the author, or the author ancillary to the copyright? If human lifespan in becoming longer, shouldn't copyright extensions past an author's life be shortened instead of lengthened? Or does it still hold that the good die young?

    1. Re:The Berne Convention? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Is copyright ancillary to the author, or the author ancillary to the copyright? If human lifespan in becoming longer, shouldn't copyright extensions past an author's life be shortened instead of lengthened? Or does it still hold that the good die young?

      As long as the royalties keep flowing, an author's estate is timeless.

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    2. Re:The Berne Convention? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Do the world a favour, kill an author today. Help lower the length of time his/her works are under copyright. Also...someone kill George Lucus...please.

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    3. Re:The Berne Convention? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about it, people with real talent mostly die relatively young.

    4. Re:The Berne Convention? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If human lifespan in becoming longer, shouldn't copyright extensions past an author's life be shortened instead of lengthened?

      Actually, the initial point of the life+x years was to allow the author's children to be supported by the work. A longer lifespan thus should lengthen the extensions past an author's life to match.

    5. Re:The Berne Convention? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do the author's children get infinitely supported after death (probably through all their life, indeed), but all us normal folk can only give an inheritance (likely much smaller than anything an author whose book still sells 60 years later will be)?

    6. Re:The Berne Convention? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Both author and copyright are ancillary to corporate profit.

  15. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would that be "Up yours, mate!" or "May I have some more, sir?"

  16. Re:Just when you thought there was a glimmer of ho by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Actually, it’s the other way around. This is older.

    But I still agree that now I won’t believe any anti-ACTA statement from the EU, until ACTA is dead, buried, and all its successors too.

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  17. Commission vs Parliament by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 4, Informative

    The EU Commission is a non-elected body which has as it sole mandate[1] to restrict the rights of citizens, and extend the rights of EU based corporations. It is the Commission that negotiate these treaties, and in general propose new legislation.

    The EU Parliament is an elected body which cannot propose new legislation, but can, and sometimes do, block the proposals from the commission. The good stuff you hear from the EU is usually from the Parliament, but they contribute their share of crap as well, as parliaments do everywhere.

    [1] Judging by its actions.

    1. Re:Commission vs Parliament by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      But you're missing all the important, freedom-loving stuff the European Commission does! For example, just a week ago, the Commission made an important clarification to the law on padded waistcoats.

      It is of course quite plain that winter jackets "are generally worn over other clothing and ensure a protection against the weather (citation omitted) and, consequently, anoraks (including ski-jackets), wind-cheaters, wind-jackets and similar articles falling within those headings must have long sleeves." But you see, this leaves us with a grievous omission as regards padded waistcoats.

      For "padded waistcoats, despite the fact that they have no sleeves at all, should be covered by [the jacket-related] headings because they are worn over all other clothing for protection against the weather, and because of their padding."

      Therefore, the Commission has made an important proclamation: "By derogation from the first paragraph those headings shall include padded waistcoats, despite the fact that they have no sleeves."

    2. Re:Commission vs Parliament by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      The EU commission is nominated by the member state governments. Another executive branch is the Council of the EU (Council of Ministers) which consists of the relevant government ministers from member states (e.g. Agriculture ministers for decisions in Agriculture). Also general direction of the EU is set by the European Council (heads of governments in the EU).

      The EU parliament is quite rightly a minor part of EU governance as pretty much all EU member state governments and public want the EU to remain a collaboration between member states, *not* some kind of federal state. The Lisbon Treaty that we voted for here in Ireland on the second opportunity (after the mainstream parties screwed up their first campaign, yet again expecting it to be automatically passed in the case of the disliked government, or using it for electioneering of candidates for upcoming local elections in the case of the opposition) does provide it with a more definitive role in oversight of the actions of the Commission, which is quite appropriate and sensible.

      A more elected or directly democratic EU would not be compatible with leaving power in the hands of people's elected governments.

      The UK government are very disingenious most of the time when bad-mouthing the EU and blaming it for decisions that a) the UK government negogiated and approved, or even instigated, and b) aren't EU policy at all but just over-zealous national implementations of EU directives (or even just entirely superfluous additions to the law) that the UK state government desires to further control their citizens. The EU has in fact on many occasions acted against the UK's attempts to control her citizens. The British media are anti-EU simply because the public are anti-EU due to the government's actions and criticism of EU, as well as national biases against European neighbours, and so the "EU is bad" stories sell more papers! However, it is a vicious cycle and so the media further contribute to this situation.

      As far as I'm concerned, the greatest threat to Europe as a whole is the direction that the UK chooses (I cannot see the Tories being good for either Union, the European one or the domestic one, and the current lot are about out of ideas in fixing the country). Indeed the UK's economic footing is of more concern than Greece in my opinion, the scale is so much greater and the situation is almost as bad. Flexibility offered by the pound may help short-term but in the long-term it is those short-term fixes as well as not having "bail-out partners" due to being in with others on a currency that may mean the UK's downfall. They are very exposed if the pound crashes due to speculators or domestic crisis.

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    3. Re:Commission vs Parliament by Unipuma · · Score: 1

      Currently, the European Parliament doesn't hold much power, although the Lisbon treaty did increase their power somewhat. You will either see idealistic people in the European Parliament, or people who more or less just collect a paycheck.
      I'm somewhat afraid though what would happen should the EP get more power. This would suddenly make the members of parliament interesting for the lobbyists, and I wonder how long it will take before the bunch of them start making the same decisions that the EC is currently making. The EP might be doing its good work because it hasn't become a target yet.

  18. Let me guess... by calmofthestorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...it doesn't involve granting more protections to the consumer or public interest.

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  19. Can I work in London? by fyoder · · Score: 1

    I've always thought it would be cool to work in Europe for awhile, but I wasn't aware that we were members of EU. When did that happen? Is it because we've got the queen on our money?

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    1. Re:Can I work in London? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Um... since when did countries negotiate trade agreements with themselves? The fact that this article is about a proposed EU-Canada trade agreement kinda implies that Canada is not a part of the EU. Not sure where you'd get the opposite impression.

      If you were part of the EU, they wouldn't make any demands, they'd just make the change themselves. Silently, behind closed-doors, with no democratic input, as I understand how the EU operates.

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  20. In exchange of what, and who is paying for it? by kikito · · Score: 1

    I will not pay for this.

  21. South of the Border by bmo · · Score: 1

    As someone here in the States, I have to say that I hope the Canadians tell everyone to piss off.

    Seriously, what's the EU going to do? Invade?

    Present the digitus impudicus.

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    1. Re:South of the Border by pydev · · Score: 1

      Canada is not in a position to tell anybody to "piss off", they are far too dependent on the US and the EU.

      The place to get things changed is primarily in the US, because the US is both big enough to determine the global agenda and still has a far more functional democracy than the EU.

      The EU in principle has the power to do good, but it is hopeless with its anti-democratic Commission, impotent parliament, squabbling national governments, and enormous bureaucracy. The EU make the US look like a shining beacon of a working democracy.

    2. Re:South of the Border by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Everyone that tries is decried as a loon and it's said they will never be able to change the course of the two party system we've been engrossed in.

      At this point, I wish it were true, but someone who's not Republican or Democrat has about a better chance of getting struck by lighting while winning the lottery than gaining control of anything.

      Right now is probably the best chance in forever, with Democrats still pissed off at Bush and Republicans pissed off at Obama. I still don't see it happening. All I see coming from it is spite voting where they start voting more fervently toward their party line instead of looking outside it. Most people think that if they do vote outside their party, they may as well be voting for the other since they think their vote would be "thrown away."

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    3. Re:South of the Border by Splab · · Score: 1

      The US has what now?

      Are you even living in the same world as the rest of us? The EU very much has the power and is sure as hell wielding it to get, especially, non conformist US corporations to play ball. The EU not only has the power to set the agenda, it has shown willingness to do so - on top of that, the EU has shown it actually works when ACTA got kicked out with 663-13 vote against it.

    4. Re:South of the Border by Shrike82 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Present the digitus impudicus.

      You hit the nail on the head. If Canada don't comply we'll set Harry Potter and his school chums on you...

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    5. Re:South of the Border by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh noes, not the death eaters! They'll cast their wicked magic spells to make the commute into Toronto take even longer!

    6. Re:South of the Border by werfu · · Score: 1

      We're working hard toward getting rid of our dependence over the USA and China is now becoming one of our biggest trade partner. Canada is not US 51th state nor will it be the next european country. Our economy is strong, we've got plentiful of natural resources and we've got space. If we can ever get somebody wise at the head of the country, Canada could be the next big thing in the world.

    7. Re:South of the Border by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Now, I dislike Stephen Harper as much as anyone else, but he isn't quite Voldemort.

      Or is he? Hmm...

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    8. Re:South of the Border by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      A third party isn't the most productive way to attack the problem at this time. The two major parties have huge advantages in organization and donor bases that make direct assault a suicide mission.

      Better bets:

      Reform the process for drawing district lines. It's insane to have a Congress with approval ratings near 10% that nonetheless has re-election rates approaching 90%. We got here through gerrymandering. Reforming that process won't be easy, given incumbents' self-interest, but it seems more possible than full-out third-party campaigns for each Congressional seat.

      Try to rebuild the libertarian wing of whichever major party you feel closer to. Both Republicans and Democrats used to have politicians who valued freedom. In the last couple decades they've been replaced with corrupt busybodies, but the population as a whole is still sympathetic to a moderate brand of libertarianism that would reject the cronyism and rent-seeking that goes with big government and big business.

    9. Re:South of the Border by pydev · · Score: 1

      The European Commission has been one of the main driving forces behind ACTA. The fact that the European Parliament voted against it and nothing much happened shows you just how impotent the European Parliament is.

    10. Re:South of the Border by pydev · · Score: 1

      We're working hard toward getting rid of our dependence over the USA and China is now becoming one of our biggest trade partner.

      Canada has a long way to go, since China is still in the single digits. And do you really think that China is going to treat Canada better than the US?

  22. For once I agree with Rupert Murdoch ... by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    or at least the famous Sun headline on a previous EU strong arm attempt "Up Yours Delors".

  23. Policy laundering by Geof · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, it's a treaty. All the Canadians have to do is to not sign it.

    In many cases this is a myth, a nice fiction we can tell ourselves to make us feel better. Treaties can be convenient way for governments to institute unpopular measures. Here's how it works:

    1. The government negotiates and signs the treaty. This can be done without any democratic oversight, as in the case of ACTA, because no legislation is being passed. (In some countries treaties can act as law without implementing legislation, but I'm pretty sure this is not the case in Canada.)
    2. The government signs the treaty. Again, no legislation is passed, so the this may be done unilaterally by the government or by a few individuals within it.
    3. Legislation is drawn up to implement the treaty. At this point, any democratic opposition is met with claims this is a "done deal". We signed the treaty and are obliged to live up to our international obligations with our trade partners. Trust us, it was the best deal we could get! (See policy laundering).
    4. Once implemented, the country is locked in: at that point we really do have obligations to other countries (conveniently, they also have obligations to us!). Treaties ratchet policy in one direction only.

    Keep in mind that the real push for this comes from multinational media corporations. Governments are not negotiating as independent actors: these corporations intervene on all sides to coordinate and even draft proposals. What we really have is a group of likeminded businesses who operate in concert using individual countries as a front. The treaty then appears to be the result of self-interested negotiations between independent actors: in fact the aim is to stage-manage it to appear that way. Given a means to diffuse opposition (e.g. policy laundering), governments - or, more specifically, the relevant politicians and bureaucrats within governments - may find that lobbyists make sure it is in their personal interest to cooperate.

    I have no personal knowledge of how this treaty is being negotiated. I am not accusing anyone of anything. I hope that the relevant individuals in government are representing the interests of Canadians. But I have no doubt this is the kind of thing the usual suspects are trying to pull. In which case the suggestion that "we can just say no" neatly conceals what's really happening.

    One final point: Canada is in no way the equal of the EU. The EU has over 500 million people to Canada's 32 million. We tend to anthropomorphize negotiations as though countries were freely contracting equal citizens. They aren't. They are unequal powers.

    1. Re:Policy laundering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until resources are taken into account. Canada is resource rich, Fossil Fuels, Agriculture, minerals non-blood diamonds. Canada can do just fine with out the EU as a trading partner (they have NAFTA + South America; however the EU likes having Canada as a trading partner. It gives Russian oil some competition.

    2. Re:Policy laundering by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      I think you are wrong. Treaties need to be passed into laws to have any consequence on its population. If you, as an individual, disobey a treaty which is not passed into law, the country or the foreign powers have no recourse against you. If I, as a Canadian school in Canada decide to present a DVD to my class, or make a photocopy of a book, for educative purposes, the US or other countries cannot arrest me.

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    3. Re:Policy laundering by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      you missed one of the steps.

      once the treaty is signed there is pressure to pass laws to bring the countries laws into line with the treaty.
      Once that's done with if you "decide to present a DVD to my class, or make a photocopy of a book, for educative purposes" then you most certainly can be arrested or fined.

    4. Re:Policy laundering by moonbender · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The lock-in is the worst aspect by far. If the government has the majorities to ratify a treaty, fair enough, that's how government and legislation works. However, a few years later, majorities may shift and the former opposition is now the majority. But due to the way the treaty is designed, they might have a very difficult time repealing the treaty and its legislation. So the treaty effectively increases the length of a government's term of power. I guess there should be some constitutional limits to treaties above and beyond those for normal laws. (IANAL, so maybe those already exist in many countries.)

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    5. Re:Policy laundering by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      once the treaty is signed there is pressure to pass laws to bring the countries laws into line with the treaty.

      Just be glad it's merely "pressure". In the EU treaties are law, the second they are signed. They can even override the constitution (this was originally done by a court to prevent the arrest and life imprisonment of a middle eastern dictator (yes that one) who had been convicted under the local law system, but was later accepted as a general principle : treaties can override the constitution).

    6. Re:Policy laundering by kitezh · · Score: 1

      If I, as a Canadian school in Canada decide to present a DVD to my class, or make a photocopy of a book, for educative purposes, the US or other countries cannot arrest me.

      Other than the fact that you are breaking Canadian copyright laws. So no, the US can't arrest you, but the RCMP might.

  24. We need more robocop films! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was always a heavy corporations-run-the-world theme in them

    Maybe if they get the original director who did Robocop and make it so OCP now owns a major record label and use Robocop to intimidate copyright infringers

    New Prime Directives:

          1. "Serve the public trust"
          2. "Protect the innocent"
          3. "Uphold the law"
          4. "Protect OCP's intellectual Property"
          5. (Classified)

  25. Re:Just when you thought there was a glimmer of ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not an EU vs Canada vs US thing.

    It's an administrative branch vs legislative branch thing. The administrative branches of the rich nations have united against their respective legislatures. Unfortunately, the constitutions of the diverse countries usually do not allow the legislatures to unite against their respective governments.

  26. Its just EU SOP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The buggers in Brussels don't give a f*** about the people, they just want the power.

    Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a hidden clause to subsume Canada into the EU and replace its currency with the Euro. After all, Quebec must feel like home to them......

  27. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would that be "Up yours, mate!" or "May I have some more, sir?"

    You're thinking of Australia. Our response would be "Up yours, eh?"

  28. Wait for it... by sonicmerlin · · Score: 1

    "Notably, the draft includes many new rights for broadcasters. These rights form part of a proposed Broadcast Treaty at WIPO that has failed to achieve consensus. The EU is seeking to build support for the treaty by requiring Canada to implement many new provisions that would give broadcasters a host of new rights and force public places to pay additional fees for carry broadcasts."

    So... in other words they want places that provide public benefit to pay more money to people who don't. That's... rational...

  29. Who in the EU is negotiating this? by Aceticon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the EU bureaucracy, power is pretty much split into 3 blocks:
    - The European Commission - non-elected, nominated and agreed by and between the countries governments
    - The Council of Europe - representatives of each country's governments
    - The European Parliement - directly elected

    Somehow I suspect this treaty is being negociated by the European Commission, same as ACTA. That would make the "EU's" demands it contains not surprising at all: the Commission is (unsurprisingly) the one force in Europe which is deepest in the pocket of corporate special interests (for example, they were the ones that wanted Software Patents in Europe).

    The European Parliement on the other hand tends to side more with Citizens and Consumers (again, unsurprisingly).

    The funny bit is that, if the Commission does manage to get this treaty signed by Canada, it might still be voted down in Europe by the European Parliement.

  30. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Archades54 · · Score: 1

    Australians are more likely to say "F _ _ _ OFF C_ _ _"

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  31. "European Elections"? by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    Since when do we have European elections then? Each time I have to vote in the "European elections", I can only vote for national parties, and the amount of national seats is fixed beforehand. I never had the chance to vote for French socialists, Italian Catholics, the German Green party or any party at all that has an international reputation of being serious in their own ways.

    Even though I have voted in these ridiculous "elections", I am still waiting for elections where I can put my vote on the European

    party that deserves it, rather than on our national parties.

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    1. Re:"European Elections"? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I could now say "do as I did, move to the country you want to vote in", but I am well aware it's not that easy for everyone. And yes, I agree. If they want European elections be truely European, I should have the right to vote for the party that I like best, no matter where on the continent it is.

      "Oh, but then immigrants from X would vote for their party in X"... probably. Likely, actually. Why? Because the whole "European idea" is a big farce. People still don't think "European". They think German, French, Italian and whatever else, but nobody gives a rat's ass about "Europe". And as long as that doesn't change you can as well can the whole deal. Politicians will exploit the European council as a tool for their national agendas.

      1) Getting rid of politicians that became unpopular at home but you can't simply sack 'cause they might "know" something.
      2) A scapegoat to push national agendas that are highly unpopular ("but the EU said we MUST do it...").
      3) Force/bribe the rest of the EU into complying.

      The EU is nothing but a tool for corporations so they have to bribe fewer politicians to get their will. And that's unfortunately the reason why I cannot really back the whole "EU idea".

      Don't get me wrong, I'd be very much in favor of a unified Europe. But first of all, unified from Iceland to Turkey and Portugal to Russia. Either do or don't, but not that half-assed hodgepodge we now call the EU. And second, by the people - for the people. Not buy the people for the corporations.

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    2. Re:"European Elections"? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      That's a rather harsh and simplistic characterization.

      I think many people think European some of the time. Sadly, it's often easiest to think as part of a group when you've got a common enemy. Anyway, identity is far more complicated than you make it out to be. It always depends on the context. One person might identify themselves as a resident of Marseilles one day, as a resident of France another and as a European the next day.

      I also think it's a useful goal to strive towards as long as a sensible federalism is implemented along the way. You just can't govern 500 million people the same way as you can govern 50 million (and so on).

      I think we'd need to think about how we could get democracy to scale to those amounts of people (and I doubt the only bigger democracy, India, is a good role model, and neither is the US). I'm not sure if enlarging the EU makes getting those structures right easier; but we're already down the path of fairly rapid expansion, anyway.

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    3. Re:"European Elections"? by jecblackpepper · · Score: 1

      Is there any law or regulation that stops the French socialists from fielding a candidate in the UK or Italy? No, they just choose not to waste their campaign funds on competing outside of their country. Sinn Fein for example fields candidates in both Eire and UK (though for obvious reasons they want to unite the whole island of Ireland and so don't really see it as campaigning in two countries).

      Instead the French socialists that are elected end up working with a group of (mostly) "like minded" MEPs from across Europe.

      You have a choice to vote for the parties that field candidates, and if you don't like the choice offered you can ask other parties to field candidates, set up your own party and stand etc.

    4. Re:"European Elections"? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Common Enemy? Like, say, the Rumanians or Poles (new EU members) that come here and "take uuuur juuuuubs" (of course only if they don't steal our cars or break into houses)? Or the Turks that come here and swamp us with their strange, muslim ways and take away our culture (it's amazing what a few thousand Turks can do, really. Especially when they represent like 1% of the population)?

      That's basically how "European" the people here think and why right wing populist asshats with zero political knowledge or any conceivible plans gain popularity.

      Enlarging the EU will only foster such sentiments. Especially if the only goal in enlarging is to create cheap toll-free labour areas, as it is now, without considering how the rest of the EU feel about it. This only aids the shift of the political spectrum to the extreme right, with more and more xenophobia taking roots. The push should be to bring the EU countries on a similar level, socially and economically, not to create cheap labour shops.

      But, as I said, the goal of the EU is to create more profit for corporations, not to unify the European continent.

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    5. Re:"European Elections"? by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Your post is a huge straw man, you hit the reply button but don't actually reply to anything. Whatever. I agree with most of what you say, anyway, although I don't see the connection between enlarging the EU and the disgusting uprise of right wing populism in Europe. However, like I said, enlarging the EU probably makes reforming (or instituting) democratic structures more difficult rather than easier.

      Whether or not "the goal of the EU" (a simplistic notion) is benign or not, the EU is what we have to work with at the moment and when you're talking about European institutions that's what you're dealing with. I think it's futile to want a greater European unification (whatever that means), and dismantle the EU at the same time. Doesn't mean you can't also do something on a personal, local or regional level, which might be more effective in the end.

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  32. Embarrasing for us people in the EU by nxsty · · Score: 1

    We've never given the commission a democratic mandate to parcipate in negotiations like this, and we can't remove them if we don't like what they do since they're not democratically elected. Yet the're representing us, trying to enforce a position that a lot of europes wouldn't support.

  33. There is a solution for that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just let America annex you. Come on, you know you want to join. Obama can be your President too! Being in union with America, you'll be part of a country which pushes others around, rather than being bullied themselves. Let alone, you'll get us up to 59 stars. Yeah, you can keep Quebec though.

  34. That is the idea by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    That is the idea.

    Kind regards,

    The USA.

    PS, read up on lebensraum, or the trek west. Different direction, same result and tactics.

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  35. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Looking at the recent history of Australia, I wouldn't count on it...

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  36. It's called negotiation by rpjs · · Score: 1

    The EU sets out what it wants, Canada sets out what it wants. In this particular section, the EU is asking for a lot more than Canada, but quite possibly in other sections Canada is asking for more than the EU (I've not read the full text of the draft).

    Then the two parties sit down and start horse-trading. Maybe there's something that Canada really wants that they'll happily swallow these copyright provisions to get. Maybe Canada will say, no, we can't accept these provisions, but we'll concede something else instead, or maybe the EU will say insist, in which case the Canadians will say "no deal". Most likely there'll be a lot of compromises by both sides, with both getting some of what they want, but not all.

    It's interesting to consider why the Canadians are considering a free-trade agreement with Europe, considering that they're already in NAFTA. I understand the Canadian government has been unhappy with what they see as persistent US non-compliance with their NAFTA obligations, so perhaps they're looking at a deal with the EU as a Plan B.

    1. Re:It's called negotiation by Stradivarius · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that in many of these trade treaties, the negotiations are not truly between the people of Nation A and the people of Nation B.

      Most people in the US have zero interest in our government attempting to strong-arm other nations into using the same IP laws we have, for example. It simply doesn't benefit the average person. I suspect the situation is similar in many other countries, such as those of the EU.

      Yet the US government spends an inordinate amount of time trying to pursue such policies. As now it seems the EU does too. It clearly is not because the people are demanding it. So what other explanations could there be?

      Now, I'm not normally one to get upset about "the corporations". But the only explanation that I can see is that the negotiators are working on behalf of various special interest groups, not their populations as a whole. In other words, corporations who see an opportunity to use the law to obtain what they could not obtain by fair business.

  37. Dear World by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear World,

    As one of the few countries in the world whose economy is not absolutely sitting in the toilet, we, the People of Canada, would like to politely ask you all to fuck off, eh. We appreciate your opinions on our intellectual property laws but, given that we're not bordering on bankruptcy and/or forcing our people to live in a Nanny-state like the rest of you seem to be, we are forced to assume we must be doing something right while the rest of you aren't exactly laying down templates of "how it should be done."

    We do apologize for the broad generalizations that may be made in this message but, really, the point remains - fuck off, eh. Mind your own damn business and we'll mind our own. We've done pretty well at minding our business and are just fine with things as they are. Thanks.

    Sincerely and respectfully, Canada.

    1. Re:Dear World by tlongshore · · Score: 0

      Dear Canada, As a citizen of the United States I would like to remind you that in this era of supranational treaties and rampant globalization, that you are nothing without the rest of us. I would gladly "fuck off, eh" but it seems that while you claim that your economy seems to not be "in the toliet" you can largely thank your other industrialized counterparts. Mostly the U.S. We buy your natural resources, and we give you global security so that you can sell your products in foriegn markets safely. Also, speaking of the economy, the U.S. buys 79.8 percent of your exports http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Canada) .Considering that most of your 32 million people are sitting within 100 miles of the U.S. border, you benefit from the closeness with the U.S. While the U.S. and Canada are different countries and should have the freedom to determine their own destinys, Canada just needs to accept that its fate is forever tied to the U.S. Thank you, and have a nice day. -tlongshore

    2. Re:Dear World by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      And tlongshore needs to realize that China would happily buy Canada's oil, gas, wood, wheat, uranium, and other exports. All with US greenbacks.

    3. Re:Dear World by digitaldrunkenmonk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dear fellow US citizen, as an American citizen, Canada remains a sovereign nation, so unless you know something I don't they can, and should, tell the US and EU to fuck right off in the form of an aggressive counter offer. Canada owes us nothing, regardless of what benefits they glean from our existence. We secure the world markets for ourselves, not Canada. We trade with Canada for ourselves, not Canada. We want them to sign this treaty for us, not them, so they should tell us to go fuck ourselves. V/R, Another America

    4. Re:Dear World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not, ten or fifteen years ago, there were still some Canadians taking that speech seriously.

    5. Re:Dear World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not very Canadian. It should be "Please fuck off, eh."

  38. Global harmonisation. No escape. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cringe when I read about any treaty or legislation intended to implement "global harmonisation" on the way things are run. It implies that there is a best way of doing things, which might be true if all people had the same ambitions and circumstances - but they don't.

    There is no one best way of doing things. Global harmonisation will be a disaster for at least a large minority of people (and possibly the majority) who will be left with nowhere to flee to escape the new rules.

    The same is happening with multiculturalism. In its name we are lead to believe that all cultures are to be celebrated, but in reality, all cultures are gutted and toned down in order for them to be able to sit side by side. In the end, there is nothing of substance left of any culture which exists in a multicultural environment except for a few meaningless symbols. All they will be left with is the shopping mall, and that, of course, is the whole point of multiculturalism - cheap labour who can believe what they like so long as they work hard and spend money.

  39. Well then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [quote]
    Because our gov. cares more about the well being of corporations then its citizens. Nothing new here but I think in the next 15 years will be a huge turning point around the world towards corporations controlling more and more of our lives. I'm ready for showdown, my parents did it in the early 80's in Poland and I'm ready to take their attitude towards corporate governments.
    [/quote]

    I will be ready to run some shadows then....

    Ummm can I get a Mr. Jonhson here?

  40. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Great, yet another one drinking the kool-aid.

    #1 Clubbing seals is just stupid. Trust me, seals aren't as cute cuddly and friendly as you have been led to believe. Shooting them is A) the most humane way to go about it and B) the safest way and C) the surest way to make sure you actually, you know, GET the seal which is the end goal. Even the natives don't club them anymore. How stupid do people have to be to believe this "they're all out beating them to death with sticks" bullshit?

    #2 They're not banned for any real reasons. The reasons are made up, bullshit. PETA was trying to get video of someone clubbing seals. You know what happened in the end? They PAID people to go club seals while they video taped it. Yes, PETA paid folks to go out and club seals. The ends justify the means though, right?

    #3 You are comparing killing other human beings with killing another animal. We are omnivores, that means meat, we require the proteins from it. Absolute best case scenario we resort to keeping them in pens for their Milk and Eggs in order to get the proteins we need which in my opinion is actually LESS humane than letting them live and frolick naturally until killed for food.

    #4 Yes, there are traditions that involve some sort of tool that was used at one point to hunt seals. I believe I've already covered the fact that this isn't used anymore, not by anyone doing it for a living. At most it is used for trational ritual type things. Should this practice be stopped? Sure. This is one thing I agree on. However you're going to have to get past all the cries of racism and persecution to do so, and those ones are a lot louder than the ones claiming 20 or so seals have been killed in a traditional fashion this year.

  41. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I just have read and not paid much attention, maybe slashdot has always been this way... but whats with the amount of articles with titles and basically vague/wrong descriptions seemingly aimed at pushing one countries readers against anothers?

    China vs USA
    Canada vs EU

    Then if you actually read the articles linked, its nowhere near as serious as the poster makes it out to be. Like the site, but quality is better than quantity!

  42. This is translation error. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The source article originaly was in french, it is EU as in Etas-Unis(united states). Not as European Union.

  43. Re:Just when you thought there was a glimmer of ho by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just that EUCETA is friendlier to European businesses and ACTA is friendlier to US businesses, therefore the EU wants the international IP agreement to be EUCETA and not ACTA...

    I haven't read EUCETA so it's just a guess...

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  44. no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 0

    it doesnt matter zit whether it is legal. what matters is, at our current time and age, we, as human civilization, are abhorring that kind of practice.

    it doesnt matter whether you are killing someone or you are selling your daughter or you are clubbing a seal to death. what matters is the fact that attitude towards ALL of these make mankind's level of civility at any given time.

    and currently you canadians are the only 'developed' country which insists on continuing brutal traditions of the past. you could find millions of people who would rationalize and justify slavery, had you asked around back in 1780 AD, with very similar arguments to your own.

    1. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      and currently you canadians are the only 'developed' country which insists on continuing brutal traditions of the past.

      Really?? Wow, interesting.

      So, you're saying there are no more factory farms elsewhere in the world killing hundreds of millions of cattle and chickens every year? There are no more hunters and fishermen, anywhere, killing animals simply for sport? That puppy mills and similar disgusting practices are now a thing of the past? That whales, dolphins, and sharks, are no longer killed every year to satisfy asian consumption?

      I'm sure I could go on, but I hope you see how *completely fucking ridiculous* your statement is.

      Oh, and BTW, I'm not trying to justify the yearly seal hunt, here (though I agree with the GP that the outrage is based on misinformation and lies rather than real, honest facts), but rather trying to point out the utter hypocrisy of your position.

    2. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying there are no more factory farms elsewhere in the world killing hundreds of millions of cattle and chickens every year?

      yea, because there are millions of factories slaughtering cattle and chickens, WE SHOULD DO MORE AND CLUB SEALS IN THE HEAD. why ? well, because it is already being done in some form, so why shouldnt we just add up to the brutality in the world ?

      above is your approach, and it is stupid. one should try to increase civility wherever s/he can, and not just rationalize additional brutality because, well, there are brutalities practiced in other areas of life.

      what is more interesting that people like you, who come up contradicting themselves and proving the point they opposed - i used EXACT same logic you used to make your point, to justify brutal traditions elsewhere in the world ; "others are doing that, why shouldnt we"

      talk about hypocrisy.

    3. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      yea, because there are millions of factories slaughtering cattle and chickens, WE SHOULD DO MORE AND CLUB SEALS IN THE HEAD. why ?

      Ah, you never read the last sentence of my post. Go back and try again. Wait, nevermind, I'll reiterate it: You're a fucking hypocrite, and your statement was idiotic. That's it, that's all. No attempt to justify. I was simply pointing out that the sentence you wrote was based on lies, ignorance, and stupidity.

      Meanwhile, maybe try not drinking so much fucking PETA kool-aid. A little food for thought:

      In 2005, the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) commissioned the Independent Veterinarians Working Group Report. With reference to video evidence, the report states: "Perception of the seal hunt seems to be based largely on emotion, and on visual images that are often difficult even for experienced observers to interpret with certainty. While a hakapik strike on the skull of a seal appears brutal, it is humane if it achieves rapid, irreversible loss of consciousness leading to death."[91]

      But, yeah, I'm sure the WWF is just a group of corporate shills. What do they know, right?

    4. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must be dense. (S)he said:

      Clubbing seals is just stupid.

      Why the fuck did you bring that up again?

    5. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Go visit a slaughterhouse in the USA or UK sometime.

      Have a nice day.

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    6. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 1

      and you lack two brain cells.

      just by typing 'i dont justify it' after going and posting a full paragraph justifying something does NOT solve any contradictions.

      there is nothing hypocritical in what i posted. go and read them over again. i used the exact same logic used by canadians to rationalize this shit, to rationalize other things. if they can use it, i can too. if i cant, then they shouldnt be able to use it too.

      i havent read anything peta about this. i dont give a flying fuck about who thinks what. im delivering my own opinion in this matter - clubbing seals in the head for any reason, is immoral, and uncivilized in 2010 in 21st century. period.

    7. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I'm sure the parent lacks two brain cells at least. We all do. Shake your head. You just lost more than two. Nooooooot exactly the brightest are we?

    8. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      yea, because there are millions of factories slaughtering cattle and chickens, WE SHOULD DO MORE AND CLUB SEALS IN THE HEAD.

      Clubs gotta club, not allowing them to is denying their most basic reason for existance.
      If you'd prefer, I can stop clubbing seals and club you and your loved ones...

      Now let me get back to the acts that let me fulfil my violent tendencies without resorting to harming other humans.

    9. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      what matters is, at our current time and age, we, as human civilization, are abhorring that kind of practice.

      So, essentially, your crowd is flaking out, but it's just a fad.

    10. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 1

      yea. abolition was a fad back in 1710 too.

    11. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 1

      why so anonymous

    12. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      just by typing 'i dont justify it' after going and posting a full paragraph justifying something does NOT solve any contradictions.

      I have never justified it. Ever. Never once did I say "seal hunting is okay", or any variant thereof. Perhaps you need to work on your reading comprehension.

      In a followup post, I then provided information demonstrating that hunting seals with a hakapik is not inhumane, despite what PETA and the media have told you. Again, I don't condone seal hunting (in general, I deeply dislike sport hunting and hunting for fur, though I'm fine with hunting for consumption), but the method used by the Inuit is no better or worse than any other (well, again, assuming the WWF knows something about the topic...).

      im delivering my own opinion in this matter

      No you're not. You're delivering the opinions the media gave you on the matter. See, people with their own opinions do their own research, and if you did your own research, you'd discover that "clubbing", as you so quaintly refer to it, is no more or less humane than any other form of hunting, and in fact generally more effective than using firearms. But, of course, the media didn't show you that. They showed you hunters with what appear to be clubs hitting cute whittle baby seals, so naturally you become mindlessly outraged. And now you seem incapable of actually synthesizing new, contradictory information... which, I suppose, shouldn't surprise me that much.

      Now, perhaps you have problems with all forms of hunting, in which case, hey, good for you! Congrats on being morally consistent! But objecting to seal hunting simply because you object to the method is *deeply* ignorant... 'course, I expect little else from you (or anyone else who blindly believes the bullshit that comes out of the mass media).

    13. Re:no, you are talking bullshit by unity100 · · Score: 1

      yea, you justified it. go back and read your post again and see how you are iterating various arguments that would alleviate the severity of the situation if not totally exonerate it. saying you dont justify beforehand does not negate the following justification, in any form.

      i see baby seals being clubbed in the television, and i get enraged. anyone which is not rotten inside, should be enraged to.

      and no, i dont justify or accept any kind of hunting. on top of it, im vegetarian and dont eat dead animal carcasses either. so keep your snarky sarcasm to yourself.

  45. and why so anonymous ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    really, why post anonymously, whereas the person you are replying to doesnt hesitate what he posts ?

  46. In SECRET, The Europeons loved Herr HITLER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they just can't get enough of the NAZI way, only without bombs this time.

    Looks like we'll have to do some more ass kickin'.

  47. The EU == the new US? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

    The EU is throwing its weight around I see.

    It doesn't yet have a military, but if MEP Daniel Hannan is correct then they are already drafting laws to make a military.

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    1. Re:The EU == the new US? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:The EU == the new US? by Dominic · · Score: 1

      Daniel Hannan is an xenophobic idiot and a truly hateful man. I wouldn't pay any attention to what he says - even the leader of his own party disowns him.

  48. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

    Tell that to your buddy, guy!

  49. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada tells the EU to go fuck themselves.

  50. Eurotrash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eat shit and die.

  51. Judge Dredd by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Global harmonization through treaties is creating a race to the bottom as far as the citizen's general welfare is concerned.

    When I see films, or read books, such as Judge Dredd I wonder how could this shit become reality? I ask myself whether there would be enough external sources to ensure a general liberty and rights of it citizens? Then I see shit like ACTA and this happening and I suddenly understand - scary.

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  52. HA! so you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Canada "First Nations" are defined as groups of ethnic minorities much like Canadians of Italian Descent. Has anyone checked the legal definition of what is exactly a "First Nation"? There are only two ways to kill a treaty, if both sides agree that the treaty is over or if one of the parties is dead. Well "First Nations" never signed a treaty in Canada (Cree, Mohawk etc did but not "First Nations"), so legally they are dead and a treaty is a legal document.

  53. Or What? by DarthVain · · Score: 3, Informative

    Seriously. The USA is by FAR our biggest trading partner. They have been trying to bend us over for years about IP, Copyright and Patent law. If we are not about to capitulate the them, what makes the EU think we give a flying fuck what they say....

  54. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take off, you hosehead!

  55. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shooting them is A) the most humane way to go about it

    Actually, fun fact: Shooting them isn't necessarily the most humane way to go about it. The problem is that, unless you're a very good shot, you're far more likely to wound the animal rather than killing it outright. But a well-placed strike with a hakapik is very quick and effective in trained hands, comparable with established and acceptable humane killing practices according to the Agreement on International Humane Trapping Standards.

    As you say, though, the whole thing is massively overblown thanks to organizations like PETA. Hell, in that wikipedia link, there's a rather interesting quote from a WWF study on seal hunting practices:

    In 2005, the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) commissioned the Independent Veterinarians Working Group Report. With reference to video evidence, the report states: "Perception of the seal hunt seems to be based largely on emotion, and on visual images that are often difficult even for experienced observers to interpret with certainty. While a hakapik strike on the skull of a seal appears brutal, it is humane if it achieves rapid, irreversible loss of consciousness leading to death."[91]

    But, hey, what does the WWF know?

  56. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    We're not your friend, guy!

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  57. Simple reason by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Canadians, tell the EU to screw itself over this point.

    Keep in mind that the individual states use the EU to force through lousy ideas and laws (usually bought by the industry), which they cannot do locally.
    Do it through the EU, though, and they can sob on TV that they hate the idea, but their hands are tied...

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  58. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but since when did doing cruel things to other humans equate to killing animals?

    I'm going to keep eating chicken and beef and pork too.

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  59. What about the power of US? by Shompol · · Score: 1

    Your IP laws already mirror those in the US, because go ahead and try to say nay to us, and you will be left to trade with polar bears. I mean look, you cannot even legalize marijuana, because the precious neighbor will disapprove.
    I would seriously consider hopping on EU wagon, because it's either them or US!

    1. Re:What about the power of US? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Informative

      Canadian IP laws explicitly legalize fair use (e.g. format-shifting), and even limited nonprofit sharing of copyrighted works (due to fee on "recordable media"). Canada doesn't have software patents, nor any kind of DMCA-like anti-circumvention provision.

      In what way do Canadian laws "mirror those in the US"? If anything, I'd say it's one of the better countries in terms of those, which is precisely why USA govt has been throwing a hissy fit about Canadian IP laws for several years now.

  60. Should i start saying by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    "Names Bum... James up my Bum"
    or
    "Who does number 2 work for?.... Oh, the EU."
    or
    "I'm Canadian and the EU is telling me to bend over and take it up the EH!" (Hmmm...actually, i think i'll copyright THIS one!)

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  61. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    we resort to keeping them in pens for their Milk and Eggsr.

    Seals lay eggs? Shit! I've got to read up more on marine mammal reproduction.

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  62. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i agree, screw the EU they have no power in canada. They should stick to their own countries and maybe helping them stay out of bankruptcy before commanding other countries on the other side of the world how to run their country

  63. Want, not need by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    #3 You are comparing killing other human beings with killing another animal. We are omnivores, that means meat, we require the proteins from it. Absolute best case scenario we resort to keeping them in pens for their Milk and Eggs in order to get the proteins we need which in my opinion is actually LESS humane than letting them live and frolick naturally until killed for food.

    As a point of information, humans don't need protein (or anything else) from meat or even other animal products. Plenty of people live on an entirely plant-based diet, usually more healthily than their omnivorous neighbors. Even if you also skip dairy and eggs the only thing you're missing is vitamin B12, but you only need tiny amounts of that, and it's gleaned from plant-based sources and added to most multivitamins and to things like soymilk.

    So you can say you WANT to eat meat, but you cannot truthfully say that you NEED it.

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    1. Re:Want, not need by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Plenty of people live on an entirely plant-based diet, usually more healthily than their omnivorous neighbors.

      Actually, usually not, because most vegetarians/vegans are fad-following amateurs, and as such, don't realize that, as you yourself pointed out, that B12 can't be easily acquired through non-meat sources, and should be acquired through a supplement.

      But, you are correct, it is possible to live entirely on non-meat nutritional sources. It just requires careful planning so you're getting a balanced diet, including the full essential nutrient spectrum and a complete protein regime.

    2. Re:Want, not need by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      As a point of information, humans don't need protein (or anything else) from meat or even other animal products. Plenty of people live on an entirely plant-based diet, usually more healthily than their omnivorous neighbors. Even if you also skip dairy and eggs the only thing you're missing is vitamin B12, but you only need tiny amounts of that, and it's gleaned from plant-based sources and added to most multivitamins and to things like soymilk.

      So you can say you WANT to eat meat, but you cannot truthfully say that you NEED it.

      this has been shown to be untrue, and is in fact disinformation spread by vegans.

      http://silentcoder.co.za/2009/11/the-major-lies-of-veganvegetarian-pseudoscience/

    3. Re:Want, not need by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      If humans needed meat and other animal products, then vegetarians and vegans would all sicken and die, and that's obviously not what happens. I didn't say humans aren't capable of eating omnivorously, because we clearly are. But while we can digest meat, eggs, and dairy just fine, we don't have to; we can get everything we need from plant-based sources. Thus, it's a want, not a need.

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    4. Re:Want, not need by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 1

      Sure, and I can bicycle all over the place instead of using a gas consuming vehicle. But I wont, because I'm not a dirty hippie vegan.

      vegetarianism is also a want and not a need. You don't need to solely massacre plant life to subsist on this planet. It is a choice made by people who hate plants.

      At least us omnivores aren't hypocrites. We eat whatever we can. When the triffids or Krynoids come at you for revenge, they will leave us alone as at the very least we weren't racist solely against botanic life.

  64. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    tradition.

    who's to say which tradition can be valid and which tradition cant ? everyone's tradition to themselves. so, if someone uses 'tradition' excuse to do anything uncivilized, others will find courage to demand similar or more extreme things. and they actually do it too.

  65. Re:Our new overlords (a different meme) by damien_kane · · Score: 1

    I'm not your guy, buddy!

  66. Why deal with the EU when Russia is next door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've really got to stand up to this kind of bullying. There is no good reason why we should give such preference to the EU, particularly when Russia is our next door neighbour and shares a similar territory and climate to Canada. I doubt that the Russian Federation or the Commonwealth of Independent States would make such outrageous demands in return for favoured trading status.

    Russia Yes!, Europe No!

  67. Re:Fuck their tradition, fuck their way of life. by cavebison · · Score: 1

    [quote]But a well-placed strike with a hakapik is very quick and effective in trained hands[/quote]

    But a well-placed bullet with a gun is very quick and effective in trained hands.

    There, fixed that for you.