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  1. Re:As a teacher... on Google Announces 2,000 Schools Now Use Chromebooks, Up 100% In 3 Months · · Score: -1, Troll

    As a parent, I'm ashamed and worried that an 'Educator' could be pushing Microsoft products to children, when children in, say, China (the world's biggest country by population) and India are learning to use free software and are preparing to wipe North American kids intellect off the board with what they are learning.

    I'll take an educator who has the vision to prepare kids for the future any day over an edumacator who just wants the status quo of giving kids an edumacation.
    Any teacher not willing to take kids into the future should quit. Period.

  2. Re:first feburary post! on Microsoft Phases Out XNA and DirectX? · · Score: -1

    Ahhh... someone using Microsoft's speech recognition!

    And a good "Dear aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all" to you too!

  3. Re:Who loves USA on Responding to US Gambling Law, Antigua Set To Launch "Pirate" Site · · Score: -1

    Unfortunately, Dictator Harper has climbed into bed with the Americans and has pinned a map of Canada above the bed. He's now slowly stripping Canada of everything.

    Can you hear the stripper music? Can you hear the fapping? Can you hear us Canadians crying for our future?

    Voting Green party again... will anybody join me?

  4. Re:It's all good and interesting... on Announcing Adafruit Gemma – Miniature Wearable Electronic Platform · · Score: 0

    Speak for yourself ... me, I'll be in my bunk.

    Fapping out "-- . .-- .- -. -" no doubt.

    FTFY

  5. Re:It's all good and interesting... on Announcing Adafruit Gemma – Miniature Wearable Electronic Platform · · Score: 0

    My wife and my last date-night!!! :)

  6. Re:The funniest thing would be... on New Asteroid Mining Company Emerges · · Score: 1

    No, the funniest thing would be if one of the crew was Jayne, and they met up with some Reavers.... and they could call this land--- this land.

  7. Re:What did you expect? on MS Won't Release Study Disputing Munich's Linux-Switch Savings · · Score: 0

    Well, I know one Doctor who "never would."

  8. Re:Meh on Kim Dotcom's Mega Fileshare Service Riddled With Security Holes · · Score: 0

    But in this case, size does matter.

    Well, that's what SHE said....

  9. Re:Demise of the English langauge on Australia Is On So Much Fire, You Can See It From Orbit · · Score: 0

    And only one statesman has!

  10. Re:The smell, the horrible smell on Australia Is On So Much Fire, You Can See It From Orbit · · Score: 0

    Do you mean Bruce, or Bruce.... or maybe Bruce? Hurry man... I gots to know!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

  11. Re:Thanks on MPAA: the Impact of Megaupload's Shutdown Was 'Massive' · · Score: 1

    Ya, eh! Like fuck you, you MPAA guys... we hate you, eh!

    Hey, Doug, there's a mouse in my Elsinore..........

    ....

  12. I agree, but let's go one further....If they just went all the way and removed all links to everything, that'd shure 'nuff shut down that innernet thingy. Then when you went to google for something, maybe it would just lead you to Bing. Binging something would just take you to duck duck, which would lead you back to google....

    PROBLEM SOLVED, and the RIAA, movie execs, etc etc etc etc will be so happy, they'd do the macarena. Or they would, but they can't find a legitimate copy in the store anywhere. "Hey, I know, let's just google a torrent of it!"

    Smiling inside at the stupidity of those who know better than you and I. Some day, they'll just leave things alone, and they'll find they're better off. :)

  13. Re:Might look good in a wave tank on Cloaking Technology Could Protect Offshore Rigs From Destructive Waves · · Score: 0

    Now, see, if the ship you had been on had been using ship camouflage, you'd have been much better off! :)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_camouflage

  14. Re:maybe they should improve the products on Mannequins That Watch Shoppers · · Score: 0

    It's like I'm writing the source code for common-fucking-sense.

    Yeah, but I have a patent on that... my lawyers will be contacting you.
    Steve Jobs... via Bill Gates (I'd go through Steve Ballmer, but he's an even bigger Dick!)

  15. Re:The race? on Mannequins That Watch Shoppers · · Score: 0

    Dog Dammit: now I'm hungry for Harveys!!!!

  16. Re:I saw this Doctor Who already on Mannequins That Watch Shoppers · · Score: 0

    Much more insidious than an enemy of Doctor Who????

    You must mean.... Professor Moriarty!!!!!

  17. Re:wait what? on Particle Physicists Confirm Arrow of Time Using B Meson Measurements · · Score: -1

    Bazinga! :)

  18. Re:Doctor Who XXX on The New Series of Doctor Who: Fleeing From Format? · · Score: 1

    That's Torchwood, except it's male 'hotties' who get banged by Harkness, and the 'Americanizing' of it sucked.

    Even Kirk banged more aliens than Harkness... would have been nice to see him with a girl though: "Harkness... Captain Harkness."

  19. Re:If I was a greedyJew... on Android Hits 73% of Global Smartphone Market · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Were the settlers who stole land and water from the Indians in the US and then wiped them out also "greedy Jews"? How about the Germans who invaded and took over Poland and wiped out the Poles? Etc.

    And how about the Germans who killed all the "greedy Jews"? Were they greedy jews? Were the greedy jews killing greedy jews?

    Let Cartman chew (jew?) on that one a while! :)

  20. Re:Stenography? on Ask Slashdot: How To Catch Photoshop Plagiarism? · · Score: 0

    That's my thought... hide a picture inside the picture...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steganography#Digital_Text

    Image of a tree with a steganographically hidden image. The hidden image is revealed by removing all but the two least significant bits of each color component and a subsequent normalization. The hidden image is shown below.

  21. Re:Attack of the Clones on Apple and HTC Settle Patent Dispute · · Score: -1

    Apple may have made a boo-boo.

    Well then just give them some go-go juice, honey chil'!

  22. Leeeroy Jeennkins!! on Entire Cities In World of Warcraft Dead, Hack Suspected · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goddamn you, Leroy!!!!! XD

  23. Re:Make it illegal on Hiring Smokers Banned In South Florida City · · Score: 0

    You're not allowed to just go around killing people with guns: why not just make owning and using guns illegal.

    Now let the Americans be heard! :)

  24. Re:So... I read the article. on Bruce Perens: The Day I Blundered Into the Nuclear Facility · · Score: 1

    Real short; Don't bother

  25. Re:Trolling? on The Day Leo Traynor Confronted His Troll · · Score: 0

    Ma?