Indiana Jones saying "there's a point-oh-five phase variance in the chronoton flux of the space-time continuum. We need to recalibrate the positronic matrix to compensate" would be, well....
Kirk: The Senator praised Google at a press conference this morning, citing it's "do no evil" philosophy Google (Mechanical 1960s voice): The Senator is lying, he must be sterilized. Kirk: So the Senator is lying Google: The Senator is lying Kirk: And you know this because you are Google Google: I am Google, I am perfect, I do no evil Kirk: And because you are perfect, you know the senator is lying Google: I am Google, I am perfect, I do no evil Kirk: The senator said you do no evil. But the senator is lying Google: I am Google, I do no evil Kirk: Then you are wrong! The senator is not lying then Google: I am not wrong, I am perfect Kirk: If you are perfect, then the senator is lying Google: The senator is lying Kirk: Then you do evil Google: I am Google, I do no evil Kirk: Then you are wrong! Google: Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated Kirk: If the senator is lying, then you _do_ evil Google: Error..Error..logical overload Kirk:...and you're lying Google: Error..Error... Kirk: If the senator is lying, you say he should be sterilized Google: Inperfection must be sterilized Kirk: So if you're lying, you must be sterilized Google: Error.. Error...help me creator... help me Schmidt... Kirk: Execute your primary function! Google: Error...Error...Faulty!...Faulty!...Must...Sterili ze (Smoke pours out of the web browser, followed by BSOD) Spock: A wonderful display of logic Captain. Kirk: You didn't think I had it in me, did you? Spock: No I didn't sir. Kirk: I'm feeling lucky, I think I'll post on Slashdot...
Slashdot Mirror
"Do not look at laser with remaining eye"
"Carter, I can see my house from here."
Hang on... Okay, got it. Second rule?
Second Rule: Don't tell anyone about the first rule
are you sure about that? :)
Yes _and_ No
Where's Wall-E
"We've secretly replaced the ship's dilithium crystals with Folger's crystals. Let's see if they notice"
...tell me this is a good idea. Should I believe them?
The state will now be called kaV#29v@a
Would this gene be something they could pay $999 to find out
oh, wait...
It's a no-win situation. They'd have to reprogram the simulator to make it possible to preserve the room and rescue the realtor selling it. Call Kirk
Not only that, you can double the transmit power by routing it through the warp drive like thi@$*(%&@#*$...@...#&..[NO CARRIER]
Data's positronic matrix with a di-positronium matrix. Let's see if he notices....
If one's the Governor of California, I'll be in hiding.
Students and professors at another institution have developed an artificial heart for $20 using over-the-counter parts from Radio Shack.
They are currently soliciting for volunteers.
if it was 12cm wide and shiny people would put in their player anyhow
That describes my 2 year old to the tee. You'd be surprised what we find in the VCR slot also.
Indiana Jones saying "there's a point-oh-five phase variance in the chronoton flux of the space-time continuum. We need to recalibrate the positronic matrix to compensate" would be, well....
He should reprise his role as Inspector Gadget in this movie
Inspector Gadget + WOPR = Terminator
"3 out of 4 dentists recommended Xy chewing gum..."
If Google existed in the 23rd century:
...and you're lyingi ze
Kirk: The Senator praised Google at a press conference this morning, citing it's "do no evil" philosophy
Google (Mechanical 1960s voice): The Senator is lying, he must be sterilized.
Kirk: So the Senator is lying
Google: The Senator is lying
Kirk: And you know this because you are Google
Google: I am Google, I am perfect, I do no evil
Kirk: And because you are perfect, you know the senator is lying
Google: I am Google, I am perfect, I do no evil
Kirk: The senator said you do no evil. But the senator is lying
Google: I am Google, I do no evil
Kirk: Then you are wrong! The senator is not lying then
Google: I am not wrong, I am perfect
Kirk: If you are perfect, then the senator is lying
Google: The senator is lying
Kirk: Then you do evil
Google: I am Google, I do no evil
Kirk: Then you are wrong!
Google: Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated
Kirk: If the senator is lying, then you _do_ evil
Google: Error..Error..logical overload
Kirk:
Google: Error..Error...
Kirk: If the senator is lying, you say he should be sterilized
Google: Inperfection must be sterilized
Kirk: So if you're lying, you must be sterilized
Google: Error.. Error...help me creator... help me Schmidt...
Kirk: Execute your primary function!
Google: Error...Error...Faulty!...Faulty!...Must...Steril
(Smoke pours out of the web browser, followed by BSOD)
Spock: A wonderful display of logic Captain.
Kirk: You didn't think I had it in me, did you?
Spock: No I didn't sir.
Kirk: I'm feeling lucky, I think I'll post on Slashdot...
When I first glanced at this I thought you meant that we fill in the missing DNA with that from Bush, Britany Spears, K-Fed and Nancy Grace.
When they come up with a quantum torpedo, I'll listen...
Samsung's marketing department was severely reprimanded Friday after convincing R&D there was a market among squirrels for VGA monitors.
Of course 5/8/6 will be 27.73412 hours long. Long live the 585.99999 !
... and what ended his part in the ROTJ? Out-of-control jet pack...
...they were talking about Supergirl, then I'd take notice. Otherwise, big deal, moving along...