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  1. Re:wrong definition of mature on Is There a Future For Mature Games On Wii? · · Score: 1

    The folks at the retirement home where I work love Wii bowling.
    Really. This is 100% true.

  2. Feeling Left Out on First European Commander of the ISS · · Score: 4, Funny

    A major gripe in the Russian psyche is that they are 'left out' of Europe despite the fact that the majority of their population is in what is geographically defined as Europe. Way to go and snub them.

  3. I hate to admit... on Unicellular "Enigma" Changes From Predator To Plant and Back · · Score: 4, Funny

    But when I read the article summary, one of the first questions on my mind was... How does it interact with Japanese schoolgirls?

  4. Trying not to sound condescending... on Ray Bradbury Loves Libraries, Hates the Internet · · Score: 1

    I work with elderly folks and when people ask me about my job, I joke that the biggest thing old folks fear is change.
    As we age, our ability to absorb new information and get it to gel with existing preconceptions degrades. Elderly people aren't incapable of learning, but it takes much more effort to absorb and internalize new concepts that don't already fit into their world view or realm of experience.
    Its really un-PC to say, but the older we get, the more inflexible our thinking becomes. We have problems adapting to new situations, information, and the end result is often fear, confusion, or the dismissal of new ideas as irrelevant.

  5. In other news... on Giant Spiders Invade Australian Outback Town · · Score: 4, Funny

    A small Australian town has been over run by first level adventurers who came to farm easy XP.

  6. Player Pianos... on Player Piano Roll Production Ceases · · Score: 1

    The soundtrack for Steampunk.

  7. I'm one of those repairmen... on Scientists Build Neonatal Incubator From Car Parts · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After being laid off from the high-tech industry a few years back, I ended up working as a maintenance man at a large retirement facility. Our facility includes independent living, assisted living, and full-time managed care.
    Since we're a not-for profit facility, there's a lot of incentive to do things in a cost effective manner, but at the same time, safety and well being of our residents is paramount. I've found myself having to repair all manner of medical equipment with little or no help from the manufacturer or seller. Things as simple as wheelchairs and walkers, to moderately complex like lift chairs and adjustable beds, to stuff like oxygen generators and emergency nurse-call equipment.
    My employer would never be able to afford vendor reps to fix all this stuff, and so its left to myself and the rest of our small department. I'm the only one with a college education, and the only one from a high-tech background. The other guys have backgrounds in things like HVAC and carpentry. Simply put, the cost of health care equipment has far outstripped the ability for many facilities to support it and still provide affordable care. I was used to working with engineers, programmers, and big budgets until recently. The future of health care is not more tech, but taking the tech we have and making it cheaper and easier to maintain.

  8. Octopi are Awesome! on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think that by understanding a creature as alien to us as an octopus, we're learning more about what is 'intelligence'. While they're not going to be developing a civilization any time soon, its cool to have an invertebrate that on many levels is closer to primate intelligence than many mammals.

  9. Re:Amazing! They've invented... on Machine Condenses Drinking Water Out of Thin Air · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh. Sorry, I've only worked with binary load lifters.

  10. Is the IOC really so powerful.. on IOC Trademarks Part of Canadian National Anthem · · Score: 5, Interesting

    that they are able to subvert the host country's laws so effectively? I know that they have muscled around 'smaller' countries, but I would think that Canada wouldn't be so easily swayed. What am I missing that makes the IOC so powerful? Is it simply the 'investment opportunity' and business that the Olympics bring? Is national pride so easily wounded that we have to kowtow to their every whim? Its no secret that the IOC is incredibly corrupt and profit driven... how come modern democratic states aren't telling them to fuck off and clean up their act? Instead the US, Britain, Canada, etc. seem to be bowing and scraping to meet their every demand.

  11. I work with the elderly... on Keeping Older Drivers Behind the Wheel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And the problem with driving is complicated by many, many factors. First off, you have vision problems, hearing problems, problems placing objects in space (as much cognitive as visual), memory (even short term things like cancelling a turn signal), reaction speed, fine motor skills, and the list goes on. The folks I deal with are not computer users, and their unfamiliarity with them would make the addition of GPS, warning lights, vocal instructions simply more confusing than helpful. The real solution shouldn't be keeping elderly drivers driving, but rather giving them more safe and accessible public transportation options.

  12. And here I thought... on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That music downloads only led to communism.
    http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0004/propaganda/mp3.cfm

  13. Not Metal Enough on Nanotubes Form The Darkest Material Yet Created · · Score: 1

    To paraphrase Nathan Explosion:
    "We're going to make nanotubes /metal/. Blacker than the blackest black... times infinity."

  14. Chrono-noobs! on Vote To Eliminate Leap Seconds · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been keeping time with my sundial and temple-top observatory the way Ra intended! Damn you kids and your new-fangled timekeeping.

  15. Lex Luthor is Pleased on 2.5 Mile Deep Hole Drilled Into San Andreas Fault · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, sure, just do his work for him. Why not install some nuclear warheads down there while you're at it.

  16. Begins with an 'M' on Mitochondria and the Prevention of Death · · Score: 1

    The bad news is that mitochondria initiate the process of cell death.
    The good news is that they give you Force powers.

  17. Re:Shock horror on "Tubes" Senator Being Investigated For Corruption · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Corrupt politics in Alaska? You don't say. Anyone who has ever had to live and work in Alaska can tell you that political corruption is inevitable since you have so many natural resources, so few people, and so much money to be made.

  18. Mirror, Mirror on 50 Years of the Multiverse Interpretation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere, a goateed version of me is reading the story, because that version has a Nature login.

  19. Talking Points on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is more proof that Mexicans are taking jobs that no Americans want, just like the people on Fox News tell me. I mean, what US citizen would want to be the world's richest man!?

  20. Re:Ah! on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would love to leave behind one last, great practical joke such as this.

  21. Re:Artists impression on Giant Penguins Once Roamed Peru · · Score: 1

    The color scheme is a function of the many fancy dinner parties that penguins have to attend. The major threat to penguins today isn't global climate change, but rather "casual Fridays".

  22. Re:As they say in habbo... on WoW, Habbo Leaders to Keynote GDC Austin · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it wasn't for frequent raids on Habbo by ebaumsworld, I would never have heard of it.

  23. Beware of the GoonFleet link on EVE Online Scandal Deliberate Frame-Job? · · Score: 1

    In true Goon style it is now a link to Goatse.cx My poor eyes.

  24. Re:question on Prosecutor Announces Charges Against Pirate Bay · · Score: 1

    I'm not a legal professional in Sweden
    If this is true, you should put IANASL in your message (I Am Not A Swedish Lawyer).
  25. The summary should be... on M-Rated Game Sales to Kids Down, Shows FTC Report · · Score: 1

    Efforts to teach parents responsibility taking hold. More parents are actually putting some thought into child-rearing instead of simply buying their kids whatever they want.