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"Tubes" Senator Being Investigated For Corruption

DragonTHC writes "Senator Ted Stevens, Republican of Alaska, is being investigated in a federal corruption probe that has implicated his son Ben. Part of the case involves a fishing co-op whose members allegedly paid Ben Stevens $500,000 to get a federal bailout from his father." The other Alaskan senator, also a Republican, is under a cloud as well.

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  1. This will end well.. by Daychilde · · Score: 1, Troll

    "also a Republican,"

    Well, I foresee this ending well... heh.

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    1. Re:This will end well.. by vought · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should look into David Vitter.

      Louisiana corruption runs awful deep - especially among diaper-wearing legislators.

      Here's an interesting post about Mr. Vitterthat he seems to wish he could hide.

      Louisiana politics won't be rid of it's ghosts until the Metairie racialists are flushed from the experience.

    2. Re:This will end well.. by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If I had to choose between a Senator who hires prostitutes or one who was elected by dead people, I'd choose the former. But then again, as a libertarian I don't see a problem w/ prostitution, I guess... :P

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    3. Re:This will end well.. by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't get it either. If he enjoys inviting a few prostitutes and throw parties that rivals Roman orgies, who cares? If he wants to be my hero, he'll make it available on pay-TV and let the revenue go to the state's money box.

      You won't find me in the libertarian corner, though. Still, what he does in his spare time is his business, not mine. I don't care about a politicians personal preferences. I care about his actions towards and for the country.

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    4. Re:This will end well.. by stony3k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What matters is not really his personal life, but that he was a hypocrite. On one hand he visited prostitutes and on the other, he championed the cause of many "family"-oriented laws. It shows him as a basically dishonest person, and that's what bothers people (including me).

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    5. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "If I had to choose between a Senator who hires prostitutes or one who was elected by dead people, I'd choose the former."

      I choose the latter. I will be dead one day, and I would like someone to represent me.

      Personally, I find your lack of sensitivity towards the special needs of the metabolically interrupted people... Disturbing.

    6. Re:This will end well.. by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Oh come on mods. That's funny!

    7. Re:This will end well.. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I don't get it either. If he enjoys inviting a few prostitutes and throw parties that rivals Roman orgies, who cares? If he wants to be my hero, he'll make it available on pay-TV and let the revenue go to the state's money box.

      At least our congress would once again be known for having balls. I enjoy watching the fights that occur in other country's congressional houses.

      You won't find me in the libertarian corner, though. Still, what he does in his spare time is his business, not mine. I don't care about a politicians personal preferences. I care about his actions towards and for the country.

      Sounds like you're pretty close to the libertarian corner though. You just mentioned a core libertarian principle. Of course, I consider myself a moderate libertarian mostly because both the republicans and democrats have done so much to piss me off. I'd be pretty happy with four things: Legalize drugs, prostitution, balance the budget, and get the heck out of our daily lives.

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    8. Re:This will end well.. by Phil-14 · · Score: 1

      Yah, I noticed that all sorts of stuff is coming out about Mr. Vitter the week after he led the fight against the immigration bill, which among other things would have vastly increaced the H1B Visa quota.

      If slashdot is jumping on that bandwagon, does that mean they're now happy about H1B Visa quota expansion?

      Slashdot won't be rid of its ghosts until the programmer's union racists are flushed from the experience, y'know, and learn to accept Mr. Bill's employment requirements.

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    9. Re:This will end well.. by HAKdragon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I enjoy watching the fights that occur in other country's congressional houses.

      To quote Robin Williams, "British Parliament is like Congress with a two drink minimum."

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    10. Re:This will end well.. by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't care about a politicians personal preferences. I care about his actions towards and for the country.

      Well, oddly enough, most voters don't think like that it. It's really amazing. Politicians will get kicked out of office for taking hundreds of thousands in bribes, for affairs, for corrupt redirection of money to their friends, for having hired an illegal immigrant...

      But if they allocate BILLIONS of dollars to bridges to nowhere, to farm subsidies so we have to endure the blight known as HFCS, to military equipment the military doesn't want, to self-glorifying make-work programs, or whatnot, no one cares.

      Some of the things in the first list are bad, of course, but none of them even come close to the second list.

    11. Re:This will end well.. by wanerious · · Score: 1

      I could *maybe* go along with your point if he were to be elected to office fully admitting his behavior. But when his policies and public persona are oriented completely opposite to his private behavior, I don't think you have much of a point.

    12. Re:This will end well.. by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll 'splain it to you.

      The problem isn't that he indulges himself in sexual peculiarities. The problem is that he does it himself but wants to deny the same rights to other people.

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    13. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? Prostitutes have families too.

    14. Re:This will end well.. by E++99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What matters is not really his personal life, but that he was a hypocrite. On one hand he visited prostitutes and on the other, he championed the cause of many "family"-oriented laws. It shows him as a basically dishonest person, and that's what bothers people (including me).

      Nonsense. That's like saying that people who advocate morality are hypocrites unless they themselves are perfect. If he believed that prostitution was a good thing, but tried to outlaw it anyway, he would be a hypocrite. If he thought it was a bad thing, and tried to outlaw it anyway, but succumbed to it anyway, he would not be a hypocrite. But he probably never expressed an opinion on prostitution, as it's not really the subject of federal law. The idea that someone is a hypocrite because they hire a prostitute while simultaneously being against prenatal murder and homosexual marriage is convoluted at best.

      The human mind is fortunately so divided that it can contemplate the ideal and the true before it itself embodies those things.
    15. Re:This will end well.. by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Louisiana corruption runs awful deep - especially among diaper-wearing legislators.

      Of course, we can't forget William Jefferson from the district hit hardest by Katrina/broken levees. Oh, wait! He's a Democrat so it doesn't count.

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    16. Re:This will end well.. by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If he believed that prostitution was a good thing, but tried to outlaw it anyway, he would be a hypocrite.

      How about if he got elected by deluding a specific segment of voters into thinking he stood with them on "family values"?

      Actually, the word is not hypocrite but demagogue -- a man who promotes principles he considers false to people he considers fools.

      rj

    17. Re:This will end well.. by Trails · · Score: 1

      I'm kinda in the same boat except for this:

      If he claims prostitution is a sin, family values, blah blah blah and then turns around and does it, that makes him dishonest and THEN I don't want him in office. But it's the dishonesty that gets me, personally I think prostitution should be legalised. Just cause it isn't my cup of tea, doesn't mean women should have to work in oppressive, marginalised situations.

    18. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It shows him as a basically dishonest person, and that's what bothers people (including me).
      Uhm, are you serious? He's a politician! How much more of a pathological liar can you be?
      We all know you reach nothing in politics with just fancy principles unless you're willing to break and rape them. You need to lie, cheat and fight your way to the top! Those at the top are all bastards.

      Quit acting surprised, you know all this :P
    19. Re:This will end well.. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, my liberal side ends at the personal level. Because I'm very much for state influence in certain other areas, like health care, wellfare, education, and even the socializing of certain core basic production means (power, gas, water, phone, sewage, public transport, etc) and certain basic food and shelter needs.

      The reason is, oddly, very free market. I've seen it more than once that large corporations can have a decisive edge over startups because they can negotiate better terms for those basic production resources (yes, even public transport), thus crippling rising competition.

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    20. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he probably never expressed an opinion on prostitution, as it's not really the subject of federal law.

      It is in Washington DC.

    21. Re:This will end well.. by Copid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea that someone is a hypocrite because they hire a prostitute while simultaneously being against prenatal murder and homosexual marriage is convoluted at best.
      So you see nothing wrong with being the standard bearer for "family values" and the "sanctity of marriage" and cheating on your wife? You don't see anything particularly hypocritical about wanting Clinton to resign over an extramarital affair but doing the usual "I've been forgiven, so stay out of my family's business" tap dance when he's caught having one? Look, I don't care how screwed up the guy's personal life is when evaluating him as a leader, but I'm going to POINT AND LAUGH at the blatant hypocrisy of these holier-than-thou assholes and the hot water it gets them in. Admittedly, it's not as funny as Ted Haggard, but it's still a hoot.

      No connection between "family values" and "sanctity of marriage" and cheating on your wife with a hooker? Please. I bet my wife would have something to say about that if I tried the argument.

      The human mind is fortunately so divided that it can contemplate the ideal and the true before it itself embodies those things.
      Some of our minds are more divided than others, apparently.
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    22. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think to many people care if a Senator spends his money on hookers.

      But when it's a senator who campaigns on family values and was quoted as saying Bill Clinton's infidelity made him unfit to be president like David Vitter, the most recent one caught with his pants down then the hypocrisies invoved make it a whole different ball game

    23. Re:This will end well.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      If he thought it was a bad thing, and tried to outlaw it anyway, but succumbed to it anyway, he would not be a hypocrite. "People who do this should go to prison except for me" is hypocrisy. Big time.
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    24. Re:This will end well.. by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      The government cripples competition through regulation that makes it impossible for startups to get anywhere in certain fields.

    25. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree w/ you in general, except when the same politician is trying to push abstinence only education, marital fidelity and overall "family values" on all of us while cheating on his wife w/ a $300/hr prostitute.

      Extramarital sex I can handle; hypocrisy is another story altogether.

    26. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Classic failure modes of the free market, including imbalance of information, natural monopoly, and externalities are all exploited by large and powerful players in the market. Regulation is necessary to keep the market free. An unregulated market is quickly dominated by the most ruthless and powerful players, becoming unfree.

      Even without considering the failure modes of the free market, Pareto efficiency is a regressive measurement. One person owning everything and the rest of us owning nothing is still Pareto optimal. And that is the limit towards which all unregulated free markets tend. The more money one has, the more power one has to influence the workings of the market, allowing one to acquire more money, and more power in an unregulated positive feedback loop. Government operates as a negative feedback loop, keeping the market from becoming dominated by the largest players.

      Libertarianism is merely disguised propaganda for the status quo. Libertarians do not want a free, fair, and equitable world, they want an oligarchy or feudal state with themselves as the landed gentry.

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    27. Re:This will end well.. by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      The government keeps the market dominated by the largest players and regulates the market so that startups have a harder time.

    28. Re:This will end well.. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Standard deflection tactic #6 - if someone in your political party is caught doing something stupid/illegal/immoral be sure to mention irrelevant member from opposing political party that has done something else stupid/illegal/immoral. Because everyone knows two wrongs make a right...

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    29. Re:This will end well.. by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, how "free market" is it to spend billions of taxpayer dollars on a bridge to nowhere? :) I love how Republicans are treated as defenders of the free market, and do so... only when it suits them. Look at our government's policies as a whole. We ram free trade agreements down the throats of other nations, but only agreements that cover industrial products and government services. Agriculture? Nope! We have to protect our subsidies at all cost, because we couldn't compete with the low labor costs of many nations. Look at how we treat sugar, for example; it's just embarrassing. Even with the demand for cane sugar in ethanol production raising prices on the open market, it *still* costs twice as much in the US as it does on the open market.

      More often than not, talk of "free trade" seems to be cover for little more than "protect what I support, but not what you support."

      When I saw this article, my first thought was, "again"? This is the same guy who is already under investigation for bribes on the remodelling of his home. This guy is one big ball of scandal and jokes. Threatening to resign over the Bridge to Nowhere money being diverted to Katrina relief, the Series of Tubes comment, bribes, kickbacks, you name it. He crashed a jet at an airport and got the airport named after him. He runs the Ted Stevens Foundation, a "nonpartisan and nonpolitical" nonprofit run by his campaign treasurer whose purpose is " to assist in educating and informing the public about Senator Ted Stevens". He even plugs the Incredible Hulk for Marvel.

      It goes on and on.

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    30. Re:This will end well.. by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      If I had to choose between a Senator who hires prostitutes or one who was elected by dead people, I'd choose the former. But then again, as a libertarian I don't see a problem w/ prostitution, I guess... :P

      I don't particularly have a problem with a senator who hires prostitutes.

      I have a problem with someone who campaigns on "Family Values" and "Protect Marriage" and hires prostitutes.

    31. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 1

      Ah, the old, "restate the argument in case they just didn't understand it the first time" ploy. You have reversed cause and effect. Failures of the so-called free market have let a certain class of people amass a large amount of power, which they have used to corrupt the government and gain even more power. The real failure lies with corporations, their structure, and the laws governing them.

      The catch-22 is that the free market really does need regulation to stay free, but any government interference is simply another point of attack for the power hungry. That is why we have a government with a series of checks and balances. It is not perfect, but at least it has checks and balances, unlike the free market in which money and power beget more money and power in an unending cycle that inevitably leads to a small group dominating the economic life of the entire planet.

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    32. Re:This will end well.. by potat0man · · Score: 1

      Some of our minds are more divided than others, apparently.

      I think perhaps you're not appreciating the parent's point enough.

      Catching someone in the act of something they have formerly discouraged others from doing and saying 'got chya!' is a bit fool-hardy. It's a mistake to expect that someone who talks about what is just and the best way to live is somehow immune to the temptations that prevent someone from living that best life.

      Admittedly there's a difference between someone who says, "You're an asshole if you (insert hideous misguided action here.)!" and someone who says, "I think life might be better if we all tried to avoid (insert same misguided action here.)."

      But I think the parent's point was well put, is too often ignored, and is worth repeating: The human mind is fortunately divided such that it can contemplate the ideal and the true before it itself embodies those things.

    33. Re:This will end well.. by sheldon · · Score: 1

      I thought he was being called a hypocrite because he had written an article back in 1998 saying a President who got a blowjob wasn't morally fit to govern?

      But apparnetly that morality doesn't apply to himself.

      It's funny, because I remember Bob Livingston when he got caught in adultery at the same time he was attacking the President. That's the guy Vitter replaced, after Livingston resigned in shame.

      I don't actually have a problem with what Vitter did. But I think if he's preaching, he ought to be leading by example, and resign like Livingston did.

    34. Re:This will end well.. by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Has everyone forgotten that soliciting prostitutes is a CRIME? If this were some average Joe construction worker cruising Main Street for a $20 blow job, he'd find himself in jail. But, for some reason everyone is rationalizing away the CRIME that Vitter committed. He didn't just cheat on his wife, he BROKE THE LAW!

      Now, I don't think that prostitution should be criminalized, but since it is and since other citizens who can't afford $300/hr hookers are routinely targeted by law enforcement, I think that it's only fair that this man be subjected to the same punishment. Especially when it's a hypocritical law maker!!!

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    35. Re:This will end well.. by demi · · Score: 1

      It's not convoluted at all. The difference isn't whether he thinks these things are wrong or not, but that he thinks that their wrongness, according to his moral code, should be inflicted on others. The comparison to prostitution is entirely apposite, because while he presumably would not wish to be punished by the government for his habit, he does want to use the instruments of government to bludgeon others for violations of a purely moral nature.

      It is absolutely hypocritical to advocate the use of the mechanism of government to enforce your Christian morality on others but to engage in violations of that Christian morality.

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    36. Re:This will end well.. by Copid · · Score: 1

      Admittedly there's a difference between someone who says, "You're an asshole if you (insert hideous misguided action here.)!" and someone who says, "I think life might be better if we all tried to avoid (insert same misguided action here.)."
      That's pretty much the key point that the original poster is missing. I'm sure that there are plenty of people (I daresay most) who entered their marriage thinking that they'd never cheat and ended up cheating. Those people might well have said that cheating on their spouses would be a bad thing. It's a shame when that happens.

      Vitter was not one of those people. He is one of those people who says things like "You're an asshole if you ___" trumpeting moral fitness and calling for people who have had affairs to step down from office. If you campaign on the "I'm moral and the other guy isn't" platform, I have zero pity for you. Don't call for somebody's resignation when he does it and then call yourself forgiven and keep on rolling when you do it. There's no "My family deserves privacy but his family doesn't" in non-hypocrite-land.

      Like I said, his case isn't nearly as funny as Ted Haggard, but it's still enough schadenfreude to keep me going.
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    37. Re:This will end well.. by db32 · · Score: 1

      I am sure you will change your tune when the politicians doing this refuse to stamp your immediate pardon when you are arrested for being involved with prostitution if you had these parties. That is where the problem lies. I don't really give a crap about most of what these clowns do, the fact that they will criminilize it for us second class citizens and dirty commoners while they hold themselves above the law is what pisses me off. Bush twins break numerous laws on underage drinking...they get media time and invites to more parties....us dirty commoners do that we will be shelling out money to the government in the form of court fees and various other fines.

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    38. Re:This will end well.. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      If I had to choose between a Senator who hires prostitutes or one who was elected by dead people, I'd choose the former.

      Thats fine and dandy, but when Senator that hired a prostitute proactively campaigns for family values, extols virtues, and also keep prostitution illegal for anyone else... Well... He's not on my "good person" list.

      Its like passing a law for harder fines for cell phone use while driving and then getting caught doing the same in your own car.

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    39. Re:This will end well.. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      If he thought it was a bad thing, and tried to outlaw it anyway, but succumbed to it anyway, he would not be a hypocrite.

      Umm... That doesn't make sense.

      How can you succumb to something and still think its a bad thing? Of course you might still say "Oh! I hated every minute the hooker had sex with me!", but the truth of the matter is that at that moment you loved the hell of prostitution and you cannot change that fact.

      Maybe you'll regret it down the road, but during the time you are thinking this is the best thing since sliced bread. That is by definition a hypocrite.

      Personally, I don't care if the politician sleeps with a thousand prostitute, but when they continually keep it illegal and forcefully prosecute others who partake in it... That is what bothers me.

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    40. Re:This will end well.. by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Ted Stevens cheats on his wife with a prostitute (thus betraying her trust as well as placing her at risk of serious STIs.) And then he lies about it. This makes one wonder what reverence he holds for the sanctity of marriage?

      However, you might ask what is the root cause of Stevens' infidelity, stupidity, and dishonesty? Why would a man who so highly values family, marriage, and apple pie betray the sacred trust given him by his wife?

      I think Ted himself gave us a pretty good answer: gay marriage.

      My partner and I have been in a monogamous relationship for the past 11 years. We finally got married in Ontario in 2004 when I was at a medical conference in Quebec. You see, it was all well and good that we practice all the gardening, cooking, and sodomy that we wanted until we decided to call it a marriage.... because ultimately that resulted in the downfall of Senator Stevens. Before 2004 - Stevens was a respected Senator from the great state of Alaska. He was the chairman of the Senate Commerce and then ultimately the Appropriations Committee. He was happily married to a beautiful woman http://www.adn.com/photo/2007/05/29/2854015-sty.jp g/ (who kinda looks like a dude... but hey, look whose talking?)

      Then after we get married, he ends up being continually hounded by the news media for his porktastic appropriations, his bribery scandals, his complete lack of any understanding of a medium of which he is charged to monitor and regulate, his work to allow drilling in the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge, and numerous other slimy crap he's heretofore been able to keep under wraps.

      Coincidence? I think not!

      No, this is proof positive of not only the existence of the homosexual agendahttp://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html but that it is succeeding. Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha.

      Oh, and BTW, the hypocrisy would be that previously as a District Attorney Stevens had a record for coming down hard on prostitution.

      Nick

    41. Re:This will end well.. by beamin · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent Up

    42. Re:This will end well.. by dancpsu · · Score: 1

      "How can you succumb to something and still think its a bad thing?"

      Yeah, no one ever eats a piece of chocolate cake while on a diet or has another cigarette while trying to quit smoking. They're just hypocrites who say they're doing one thing but really thinking that they're fooling everyone else. There isn't any temptation once you think something is bad. /sarcasm

      Have you ever tried to not do something in your life?

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    43. Re:This will end well.. by Darby · · Score: 1


      You see, it was all well and good that we practice all the gardening, cooking, and sodomy that we wanted until we decided to call it a marriage.... because ultimately that resulted in the downfall of Senator Stevens.


      God damn, Dude, that's the funniest post I've read in a while.

      Wait, you were kidding, right? ;-)

    44. Re:This will end well.. by r1_97 · · Score: 1

      "The idea that someone is a hypocrite because they hire a prostitute while simultaneously being against prenatal murder and homosexual marriage is convoluted at best..."

      How about being against "prenatal murder" (abortion) and war in Iraq?

    45. Re:This will end well.. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to not do something in your life?

      I've quit smoking for at least a year since smoking straight for 5 years, but I want a cigarette right now and I know I would enjoy it (but I'm not because I know its bad for me).

      If I demanded a law that outlawed smoking because I didn't want others to enjoy it, it would make me a hypocrite because I know I'd light one up in a minute if offered in a moment of weakness. Now if demanded a law to outlaw smoking because I'm too weak to not smoke... Well that means I'm just a weak fool that wants government to take care of his problems and not accept personal responsibility.

      Hence... You don't see me out and about demanding more anti-smoking regulation.

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    46. Re:This will end well.. by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Can you recall ever seeing a fight in the British Parliament? I can't, or have I missed the point of your post?

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    47. Re:This will end well.. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      So you see nothing wrong with being the standard bearer for "family values" and the "sanctity of marriage" and cheating on your wife? You don't see anything particularly hypocritical about wanting Clinton to resign over an extramarital affair but doing the usual "I've been forgiven, so stay out of my family's business" tap dance when he's caught having one? Look, I don't care how screwed up the guy's personal life is when evaluating him as a leader, but I'm going to POINT AND LAUGH at the blatant hypocrisy of these holier-than-thou assholes and the hot water it gets them in. Admittedly, it's not as funny as Ted Haggard, but it's still a hoot.

      1) He's not "the standard bearer," he's just a senator. 2) I see something wrong with cheating on one's wife, whether one is "the standard bearer" or not. 3) Everyone knew Clinton was an adulterer going in. People wanted him kicked out of office for perjury and abuse of executive privelidge.

      No connection between "family values" and "sanctity of marriage" and cheating on your wife with a hooker? Please. I bet my wife would have something to say about that if I tried the argument.

      Of course there's a connection between adultery and the sanctity of marriage. As far as the sanctity of marriage goes, he's apparently a bad husband but a good senator. You apparently don't care what kind of husband a senator is, but if they try to protect the sanctity of marriage as a senator, but fail to protect it as a husband, you will "point and laugh." That's your prerogative, but I don't believe it makes for any kind of argument against the validity of upholding those ideals in the first place.
    48. Re:This will end well.. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Vitter was not one of those people. He is one of those people who says things like "You're an asshole if you ___" trumpeting moral fitness and calling for people who have had affairs to step down from office. If you campaign on the "I'm moral and the other guy isn't" platform, I have zero pity for you. Don't call for somebody's resignation when he does it and then call yourself forgiven and keep on rolling when you do it. There's no "My family deserves privacy but his family doesn't" in non-hypocrite-land.

      As far as I can tell, the only thing Vitter ever said along those lines was, "I think Livingston's stepping down makes a very powerful argument that Clinton should resign as well and move beyond this mess." That's hardly the equivalent of "people who have affairs are not moral enough to hold office." It's not even the equivalent of "Clinton SHOULD resign." If he had said (as maybe some in office did, I don't know) "Clinton must resign because he had an affair," then I would agree that it would be hypocrisy if they didn't resign in the same situation.
    49. Re:This will end well.. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      And the problem with unfree markets is that they generally do not produce the optimal amount. Many unfree markets feature producers that manage to artificially constrain supply, thereby driving up the price and their profits, hurting consumers.

    50. Re:This will end well.. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Sometimes markets need regulation to stay free. The whole point is to be able to tell when they do and when they don't. Regulated markets have their own sets of inefficiencies.

      Externalities are a whole category of market inefficiencies.

      Barriers to entry constraining supply are another. When it's the government erecting the barriers to entry, on behalf of the entrenched providers, the people suffer.

    51. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had a slashdot account and mod points I would mod you up.

      Furthermore, simply saying that your "for family values" has nothing to do with ones stance on the issue of prostitution. For example, how does a single male buying sex correspond with family values? It would be completely different if one supported *traditional* family values and didnt bat an eye towards the father or mother purchasing sex.

      It seems to me that once any 2 (or more) issues are associated with each other they are forever intertwined. Sure, family values and prostitution can be hypocritical when viewed from one PoV, but they can also coexist quite well when viewed from another (eg single adults purchasing sex). Unfortunately the latter PoV is never really thought of because its the former perception that most people base their reactions on.

      I dont know much about this Senator but based on what Ive read in this thread I dont think he has said/done anything hypocritical.

    52. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, exactly. Sorry if I was unclear. The point is as you say: step in when needed and stay the hell out of the way the rest of the time. I note that when natural monopolies such as public utilities are privatized, no good comes of it. When factories and such-like are privatized, efficiencies go up.

      Barriers to entry can as easily be enacted by market force as by government.

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    53. Re:This will end well.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Deregulation may lead to a temporary flowering of competition, but at the end of the day, you'll notice a few giants and a field decidedly empty of small and medium-sized players. It seems the model used today is to allow this happen, then when the field gets too bare of competition, start peering into the activities of the giants, looking for reasons to punish them or split them up. It seems this cycle is repeatable, as evidenced by the new AT&T's growing economic power.

      I fail to see how libertarianism would ever prevent this cycle.

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    54. Re:This will end well.. by Copid · · Score: 1

      1) He's not "the standard bearer," he's just a senator.
      But he is a senator who got into office campaigning on the Sanctity of Marriage. He'd be just a senator if he hadn't gotten all excited about a constitutional amendment to "protect" some idealized version of marriage that never actually existed.

      2) I see something wrong with cheating on one's wife, whether one is "the standard bearer" or not.
      I think that most of us agree. I think that where we disagree is that I see the humor in the fact that the group of people who scream and cry loudly about the sanctity of marriage, traditional morals, and how we need a government that will uphold the morals of the Christian majority seems to be full of people who aren't doing a particularly good job of living their lives that way.

      3) Everyone knew Clinton was an adulterer going in. People wanted him kicked out of office for perjury and abuse of executive privelidge.
      Well, I'd argue that some wanted him kicked out over perjury but most just wanted him out of office and found perjury to be the most likely way of making it happen.

      Of course there's a connection between adultery and the sanctity of marriage. As far as the sanctity of marriage goes, he's apparently a bad husband but a good senator. You apparently don't care what kind of husband a senator is, but if they try to protect the sanctity of marriage as a senator, but fail to protect it as a husband, you will "point and laugh." That's your prerogative, but I don't believe it makes for any kind of argument against the validity of upholding those ideals in the first place.
      I don't think that it in any way invalidates the position. I don't think that it's completely unconnected, though. I think that this is a good argument that questions of sexual morality shouldn't be front and center in political debate and certainly shouldn't be the most important thing on the docket. Remember Vitter's words: "I don't believe there's any issue that's more important than [gay marriage]." If you're going to make gay marriage a policy debate, go ahead. It's a valid point for a public policy discussion. But debate it with meaningful facts, not misty-eyed appeals to morality and traditional apple-pie values. If all you can conjure up is idealized images of the "sanctity of marriage" and essentially argue that you're "defending" marriage and the other side is anti-marriage, you're not just grandstanding and pushing questionable policy in order to get votes. You're also opening the door for sexual morality to be a legitimate discussion in public policy, and I have no pity for you when you get burned.
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    55. Re:This will end well.. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that people who advocate morality are hypocrites unless they themselves are perfect.

      No, That's like saying that people who advocate morality are hypocrites unless they try to live a moral life.

    56. Re:This will end well.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Let me state 2 things: First, I didn't know prostitution is illegal where he is. And second, I didn't know he's preaching water and drinking wine.

      The former, I don't care. Breaking a pointless law is nothing incriminating in my books. For the latter, hang him (or, well, at least kick him out of office).

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    57. Re:This will end well.. by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      If I had to choose between a Senator who hires prostitutes or one who was elected by dead people, I'd choose...

      Not me! I would instead start a Congressional Diaper Service for all those Republicants with their peculiar diaper fetishes.....

    58. Re:This will end well.. by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      Sure, if he wanted to legalize prostitution I'd give him all the leeway he wants. But he doesn't... so screw em.

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    59. Re:This will end well.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So you see nothing wrong with being the standard bearer for "family values" and the "sanctity of marriage" and cheating on your wife?

      Wrong? Sure. Hypocritical? Maybe in the strict definition of the word, but as the negative-connotation form, not really. To me, hypocrisy is not having a moral standard that you fail to live up to. To me, if your moral standard is such that you always abide by it, your moral standard is not challenging enough to be called morality.

      To bring religion into this, I don't think Jesus ever called someone a hypocrite for merely failing to follow the moral example of Judaism.

      You don't see anything particularly hypocritical about wanting Clinton to resign over an extramarital affair but doing the usual "I've been forgiven, so stay out of my family's business" tap dance when he's caught having one?

      Now that to me is the essence of hypocrisy: To claim the ability to judge others for their moral transgressions when you yourself cannot live up to the same standard. To set oneself up as a moral authority when such is not deserved.

      To quote Jesus: "And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."

      So yes. Everyone who pointed their finger at Clinton and said he must pay for his sins, while they themselves have committed the same sin, was a huge fucking hypocrite.

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    60. Re:This will end well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corrupt republican...

      racist klansman
      hot sun
      spicy pepper
      flammible tinder
      random chance

    61. Re:This will end well.. by Cimon+Avaro · · Score: 1

      By urban legend, the speaking podiums for the government and loyal opposition are set apart by two swordslengths and a foot, to prevent duelling.

    62. Re:This will end well.. by Anaerin · · Score: 1

      There's no fighting (That's what the red line down the center aisle is there for - It's exactly the length of an arm and sword away from the opposition, and if any member crosses that line it's BIG trouble), but with all the shouting and arm-waving and general rumblings of discontent (And/or agreement) it's almost as though one's about to happen at any time...

      Quite stimulating, in many ways, and none of this silly "I'm here to congratulate the makers of Marshmallow Peeps on making another batch this year" or such nonsense...

    63. Re:This will end well.. by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

      To quote Robin Williams, "British Parliament is like Congress with a two drink minimum."

      ...as opposed to three?
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    64. Re:This will end well.. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      That's like saying that people who advocate morality are hypocrites unless they themselves are perfect.

      No, That's like saying that people who advocate morality are hypocrites unless they try to live a moral life.

      I agree with the premise, but you seem to be suggesting that no one who's ever hired a prostitute can possibly be trying to live a moral life.

    65. Re:This will end well.. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      But he is a senator who got into office campaigning on the Sanctity of Marriage. He'd be just a senator if he hadn't gotten all excited about a constitutional amendment to "protect" some idealized version of marriage that never actually existed.

      Marriage being between one man and one woman is some "idealized version of marriage that never actually existed"? Other than humanity's protracted foray into polygamy, that has always been the definition of marriage.

      I think that where we disagree is that I see the humor in the fact that the group of people who scream and cry loudly about the sanctity of marriage, traditional morals, and how we need a government that will uphold the morals of the Christian majority seems to be full of people who aren't doing a particularly good job of living their lives that way.

      There will obviously be such people in any group. I disagree if you're saying that on average those who advocate laws that acknowledge the sanctity of marriage do a worse job of living up to those ideals than the population as a whole. If that's not it, you just find it funny to find examples, then have a laugh at me too -- my heart is not very pure, yet I believe very strongly in the ideal of purity. And I believe in forming society in such a way that nurtures and protects purity in its young people. And if one day I somehow lost all restraint and cheated on my wife, I would still believe in those things... as funny as that would be.
    66. Re:This will end well.. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I agree with the premise, but you seem to be suggesting that no one who's ever hired a prostitute can possibly be trying to live a moral life.

      I am saying that someone who habitually hires prostitutes can't be trying to live a moral life. I am not saying that someone who used to habitually hire prostitutes can't now be trying to live a moral life. I am not saying that a single incident involving a prostitute means that someone is not trying to live a moral life (but it can easily be presumed they are not). Someone can "try" to live the moral life and fail. Someone can try to appear to be living a moral life and not be. Someone can be living a moral life according to their morals and not appear to be living a moral life according to others.

      But my point was not that perfection was necessary to not be a hypocrite, just an honest effort (which seems to be rare enough in politicians).

    67. Re:This will end well.. by definate · · Score: 1

      One person owning everything and the rest of us owning nothing is still Pareto optimal. It sure is, however you've neglected to mention how one gets to this Pareto optimality from the current status quo.

      From what you've said, I don't believe you have any understanding of the economic concepts at hand.

      If you are into this subject, I recommend you download "Man, Economy, and State with Power and Market" by Murray Rothbard and have a read, or for a more concise and easy to read explanation buy "Capitalism and Freedom: Fortieth Anniversary Edition" by Milton Friedman.
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    68. Re:This will end well.. by Daychilde · · Score: 1

      And now I'm modded down for trolling? That's -5 Troll and +5 Interesting/Insightful.

      Maybe I'd better explain: I just meant that "also a Republican" would probably spark angry replies from Republicans. So it wasn't trolling - it was meant to be funny/insightful/whatever.

      Yeesh. :P

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    69. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 1

      I know about the concepts. Pretty much everything at Mises is rubbish libertarian propaganda backed up by no actual research or experimentation.

      The case of one person, or a small cabal, owning and controlling all resources is the natural end state of unregulated capitalism. People can use money and power to influence the market, gaining more money and power in a runaway feedback loop. Idiot libertarians think government can be unjustly influenced but the market can't. That's ludicrous.

      The bit about Pareto optimality shouldn't have made the final cut in that post, it was lead in to a paragraph that never got written, so I can see why you might think I'm confused. That bit is not very cogent.

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    70. Re:This will end well.. by definate · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Given everybody has the greatest amount of personal freedom, the only things which can be exploited, can be exploited in the current system.

      Instead of me going on with a rant, why don't you provide me with an example of how an anarcho-capitalism (A specific free market form of libertarianism) future could be so bad, and I will show you how a truly free market, doesn't allow it to exist.

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    71. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 1

      In a free market, money equals power. Those with more money have more power to influence the market. Those with more power gain more money more quickly. This positive feedback loop leads to the accumulation of money and power in fewer and fewer hands as the differential between haves and have nots increases. Soon we will have a large class of people who's only choice in life will be to do exactly what their landlord tells them. With absolute property rights, those with no property will be forced into economic slavery by those few who's concentrated wealth and power allows them to dominate the market for natural resources. People will not be able to eat without their say so.

      Blocks of people will organize economic sanctions against one and other for not living according to their dictates. Larger blocks will threaten to cease trade with partners that do not follow their dictates. People will utilize the failure modes of the free market to gain advantage, gaming the inherent instabilities and inefficiencies in a free market system, including natural monopoly, externalities and imbalance of information. The rich and powerful will dominate the justice system, and the poor will have no access to real justice. The world will descend into a neo-feudalistic nightmare of poverty, violence and both scientific and artistic stagnation.

      Social Anarchism with democratic control of natural resources is the only way to go.

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    72. Re:This will end well.. by definate · · Score: 1
      In a truly free market (such as one defined by anarcho-capitalism) money does not equal power. Because there are no arcane laws at the control of a single person.

      What can be seen is that providing the greatest amount of value for the most amount of people provides you with the greatest amount of money. All transactions are entirely voluntary, and from this solitary fact you can see that any person who does not have the best interests of enough people will inevitably go bankrupt. Now this is a very simple, yet for most people complex idea, that you really need to sit down, think about, and understand.

      Soon we will have a large class of people who's only choice in life will be to do exactly what their landlord tells them.

      The situation you provided has been covered quite a lot by economists. What has been found is somewhat the polar opposite to what you believe. First of all, these exact circumstances exist today, you need only look at welfare housing, such as the "projects" in America and the housing trust in Australia and Great Britain.

      People often believe that people with money are able to control other people through arbitrarily setting prices. However, this is completely false. Firms do not set prices, firms react to the market to charge the most economic price for their products and services. Firms which arbitrarily set prices, or attempt to use prices to control people, any firm which did engage in these practices would not survive unless somebody was able and willing to pay these prices. In a free market it is almost impossible to maintain a monopoly, even on natural resources, such as land and oil, as there will always be substitutes (Have a look at how people live in Tokyo). This is a poorly written and brief example of the invisible hand of the market

      This isn't without going into economic mobility in a free market system versus our current systems, or even the inherent inefficiencies in large business which are only able to prosper due to regulation which is meant to "protect" people from large businesses (Being a small business man, I know this only too well).

      There are so many reasons why these problems can either, not exist or temporarily exist (such that in the grand scheme of things, it's not worth ruining your freedom over), that it's just not funny.

      You sound more like an English literature/communications major than an economist. Your thinking is too linear. Instead of stating this is what will happen, describe the transactions that will take place, and think about why they take place. If you ever describe a transaction where a person is forced to make a decision which is harmful to themselves, think about what you would do in that situation, and that is what other people will do.

      Now, everything you have brought up in this one message, is covered really really well in "Capitalism and Freedom: Fortieth Anniversary Edition" by Milton Friedman, it's not a very expensive book, it isn't very thick and it's written really well. It explains everything I have touched on and more.

      If you want to discuss topics like this, you have to read this book or "Free to Choose: A Personal Statement" by Milton Friedman, or if you don't want to read free to choose you can download the tv series produced in the 80s just search on mininova or torrentspy for "free to choose".

      Or if you're really into this topic, you need to read "Man, Economy, and State with Power and Market" by Murray Rothbard, hell it's even free!

      Even if you think all of these are just libertarian propaganda, these books/tv series only deal with logic and discuss both sides of the argument, more so, these are the quint

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    73. Re:This will end well.. by spun · · Score: 1
      You ignore the power of collusion. People in a given industry can get together and decide to set prices. When someone else comes along and tries to undercut them, they can in turn undercut him until he's out of business, or collude or economically threaten his suppliers.

      If all transactions were voluntary, marketing and advertising would not exist. People can be persuaded to buy things they don't need and that will not fulfill the need they are seeking to fulfill with the purchase. As long as people can be fooled this way, a free market is an illusion.

      You've not mentioned the problems with market failure. There are conditions under which the market will fail to allocate resources correctly. Natural monopolies exist without government regulation. There are industries where one firm can provide the desired output at a lower social cost than two or more competing firms. Roads, piped water, & electricity are three good examples.

      Imbalance of information exists when the buyer or seller knows more about the good than the other. The used car market is a good example. Sellers know more than buyers, so buyers must assume that sellers lie. Buyers underbid, driving the better sellers out of the market, exacerbating the problem.

      Externalities are a major problem. I've not yet heard a credible theory for dealing with externalities in a strictly unregulated market. How do you deal with pollution?

      I'm no English major. I'm a comp/sci major. In my early twenties I was a hard core anarcho-syndicalist organizing for the IWW. No economics background except self study. As people on the Internet continue to say ridiculous things about economics, I've decided to educate myself enough to show the problems in their thinking. I will read the books you mention. I've yet to be convinced by any pro-free market propaganda I've read, but maybe I just haven't read the right book yet.

      I have been swayed, mind you. I've gone from being strictly anti-free market to acknowledging that the free market is a useful tool for maximizing human freedom and contentment in certain circumstances. But I can not wrap my head around the idea that the free market can not be manipulated in ways the free market itself can not defend against. If true, that would put the free market in a category by itself.

      Really though, the free market is not my major problem with our current system. My problem is with ownership of natural resources. I'm not a communist, I think people's personal property should be protected. But no one owned these natural resources at first, and we all could use them. Then someone came along and said, "I own this. Stay off!" before they even started working the resource. How is that fair? Resources should be democratically controlled.

      Funny you should mention "the invisible hand." Adam Smith himself admitted that a free market needs regulation to stay free. Your opinions, the opinions of the Rothbard and Mises Institute, and even to some extent Friedman's opinions are not considered mainstream economics. I wouldn't put them in the same league as say, global warming deniers or electric universe proponents, but the majority do not agree with their conclusions. Even Adam Smith disagrees with you. For instance, in this lovely quote from Wealth of Nations

      The subjects of every state ought to contribute towards the support of the government, as nearly as possible, in proportion to their respective abilities; that is, in proportion to the revenue which they respectively enjoy under the protection of the state. The expense of government to the individuals of a great nation is like the expense of management to the joint tenants of a great estate, who are all obliged to contribute in proportion to their respective interests in the estate. In the observation or neglect of this maxim consists what is called the equality or inequality of taxation. Hmm, sounds almost Marxist!
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  2. There goes his career, by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    right down the tubes!

    1. Re:There goes his career, by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Funny

      right down the tubes!

      Could have been avoided if his mother had tied her tubes earlier.

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    2. Re:There goes his career, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Could have been avoided if he'd just become a truck driver instead. This wouldn't have happened if he were driving a big truck that you can just dump stuff on.

    3. Re:There goes his career, by Daychilde · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I just want to point out the obvious -- that both of those puns are tubular. Zing! ;-)

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    4. Re:There goes his career, by jas_public · · Score: 1

      Could have been avoided if his mother had tied her tubes earlier.
      Then you'd have the immaculate election.
  3. Shock horror by Don_dumb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A politician, corrupt. - I am flabergasted.

    The only unbelievable thing about this is the number of people who will claim that "this politician can't have done anything wrong, he is a good man", despite the fact he *is* a politician.

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    1. Re:Shock horror by hedgemage · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Corrupt politics in Alaska? You don't say. Anyone who has ever had to live and work in Alaska can tell you that political corruption is inevitable since you have so many natural resources, so few people, and so much money to be made.

    2. Re:Shock horror by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

      The only unbelievable thing about this is the number of people who will claim that "this politician can't have done anything wrong, he is a good man", despite the fact he *is* a politician. As opposed to the people who heard the 'series of tubes' gaffe and will argue that he's too STUPID to actually be corrupt. ;)
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    3. Re:Shock horror by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      The only unbelievable thing about this is the number of people who will claim that "this politician can't have done anything wrong, he is a good man", despite the fact he *is* a politician. As opposed to the people who heard the 'series of tubes' gaffe and will argue that he's too STUPID to actually be corrupt. ;) I don't know, having RTA I see that he has been in power for a long time. He must be pretty smart to have been corrupt and in office that long.
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    4. Re:Shock horror by dnwq · · Score: 1

      Nonetheless... investigation, not conviction. [/pedant]. I couldn't care less - not my government.

    5. Re:Shock horror by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      Of course, my mock outrage was at the suggestion that a politician was not perfect and the usual unfathomable reaction from their supporters who confuse 'good'/polite/familiar person with 'definitely uncorruptable' because I see bribery and corruption as being something that would be difficult for most people to resist for that period of time, especially when dealing with such rich and powerful entities. Just remember everyone has their 'price' and there are companies and individuals who are more than willing to work on those that they have to.

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    6. Re:Shock horror by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, it helps if the people who vote for you don't care, as long as you use big words, have a winning smile and kiss baby butts.

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    7. Re:Shock horror by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

      To me the act of presenting himself in that manner and not dropping the act is smart (obvious to me but still smart to actually do, many politicians can't do it that well) - if of course, his self presentation is a consious act.

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    8. Re:Shock horror by jon287 · · Score: 2, Funny

      If he was a good man, he wouldn't be a politician now would he?

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    9. Re:Shock horror by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      As much as the slashdot community likes to pick on the "Honorable" Mr. Stevens for the tubes gaffe, you've really got to wonder why this probe didn't begin earlier, when the respectable journalists (i.e. not the Daily Show) regularly refer to this guy as Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens.

    10. Re:Shock horror by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      I just can't believe that the porkmaster who got the infamous "bridge to nowhere" funding would be accused of corruption! Republicans are the part of the party of moral values, dammit!

      Well, I guess at least he wasn't soliciting prostitutes or male interns.

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    11. Re:Shock horror by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, he's too stupid not to get caught.

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    12. Re:Shock horror by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      respectable journalists (i.e. not the Daily Show) Um, the Daily Show is actually more accurate than "respectable" journalists, although the Daily Show calling him Ted "Bridge to Nowhere" Stevens means nothing.
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  4. $500,000 by anduz · · Score: 1

    Buys a series of big trucks!

    1. Re:$500,000 by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      When corrupt politicians are involved, it buys you one small truck, plus a politician's lunch.

    2. Re:$500,000 by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      Only a politician could figure out how to spend $450,000 on lunch....

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  5. Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by fishyfool · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The 500 million dollar bridge to an uninhabited island? Why does this not surprise me?

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    1. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      This story broke six weeks ago (I wrote up a great story submission that got rejected). Senator Stevens and a group of unnamed "friends" from a local oil company involved in bribery schemes got together one weekend to renovate the senator's house as a weekend project. They were going to lift the first floor off its foundation, build a new first floor, and drop the old first floor back on top as a second floor. Unfortunately they screwed it up somehow (imagine) and they had to bring in a local contractor; that's where the trail started on that one.

    2. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by fishyfool · · Score: 0, Troll

      Will someone explain to me how my original post was a troll?

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    3. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by lendude · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly the Senator has acolytes who check the content on these so called 'tubes'. You've made a powerful enemy today my friend...

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    4. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by orcrist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Will someone explain to me how my original post was a troll? Just a guess... but probably because of your sig. All it takes is one mod who's a bible-thumper...
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    5. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Lordpidey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its about a bridge, and where do trolls live? DUH!

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    6. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by ralewi1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, this is the senator who wanted "The Bridge To Nowhere", and he's very likely corrupt (the title "Senator" should be an indication), but having been to Ketchikan, and knowing why they want the bridge, there's been a long term push (think several decades) to get a bridge from the city of Ketchikan across the Tongass narrows to the spit of land they have to use for an airport. The local economy is based on fishing and tourism, which means a small permanent populations but a much larger transient population that needs to use the airport. Here's where things get tricky - what is the cost-benefit analysis on a sinking ferry full of passengers? So, yes, it's a bridge to nowhere, but the "nowhere" is a vital lifeline for the town.

    7. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      But the town is tiny and the bridge is 500 million. It would literally be cheaper to *physically move the entire town* to the airport.

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    8. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Would it?

    9. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by SnapShot · · Score: 0, Troll

      That may be true. But should the taxpayers of the rest of the country be paying $500million for a bridge or a town relocation? Heavily Republican Alaska is already the biggest welfare state in the union. And, in any case, it's not like a lack of a bridge was a surprise to the people living on the island. Or maybe it was...

      "Honey, I was just driving to the airport and I was halfway down the beach before I realized there's no bridge. Why didn't the real estate agent tell us about this? I guess we should call Senator "Tubes" Stevens to get us a new bridge."

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    10. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that bridge is the reason I'll be glad to see him go.

      Now what about Harry Ried? He's got three lobbying sons, and a long list of shady land deals. He's even got his own bridge to nowhere -- leading to land he owns!

    11. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it will be hours before they notice. He makes them check it via his office telegraph.

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    12. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by orcrist · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow. You're a fucking dick aren't you? Military kicked out? Hmmmmmm... that's strange since I served MY time in the military and I don't remember getting kicked out when visiting home on leave. I assume from your statements that you served too? And presumably got kicked out of SF? Or are you one of Cheney's armchair warriors? All tough talk, while you stay home and watch football.

      And WTF? "Fornicating gay men in the streets." Turn off Fox, put down the remote control and back away from the TV. Apparently you haven't even visited there before and you're already an expert? ....So you're an idiot too.

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    13. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by McNally · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is the senator who wanted "The Bridge To Nowhere", and he's very likely corrupt (the title "Senator" should be an indication), but having been to Ketchikan, and knowing why they want the bridge, there's been a long term push (think several decades) to get a bridge from the city of Ketchikan across the Tongass narrows to the spit of land they have to use for an airport. The local economy is based on fishing and tourism, which means a small permanent populations but a much larger transient population that needs to use the airport. Here's where things get tricky - what is the cost-benefit analysis on a sinking ferry full of passengers? So, yes, it's a bridge to nowhere, but the "nowhere" is a vital lifeline for the town.
      Ketchikan gets around 900,000 visitors a year and tourism is an undeniably important part of the local economy. However, well over 90% of those tourists arrive by cruise ship and only a modest number of Ketchikan-bound tourists arrive by plane each day. Those that do are easily served by the existing ferry system (which runs every half hour and costs $5 for a pedestrian passenger) or by the private water taxi service.
    14. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by wormey · · Score: 1

      Breading zone? I'd like my HELL Deep Fried, please.

    15. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The guy sounds like he lives in Fort Bragg. For some reason a lot of... odd folks live in Fort Bragg and their letters would get printed in the Letters to the Editor section in the Santa Rosa paper whenever the editors wanted to print some strange comments. "3 miles away from San Francisco" sounds about right for that.

    16. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, have them swallow their pride, admit that the original placement of the airport was a horrible mistake, and move it to an area that actually services the population.

    17. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I've been. This is MY experience. I've seen the fornicating gay men in SF. Call me a liar, if you want, it doesn't mean it didn't happen. They don't call it San Fran Sicko for nothing. Anything goes, but only if it is perverse. You call it whatever you want, I call it sick.

      Quite frankly, I don't watch the news, Fox or CNN or local or otherwise. News isn't "news" for the most part. Actually, I just watched Fox news this morning, and it seem to be the same set of stories I saw last year at this time.

      Missing girl. check
      Terrorism plot. check
      Immigration. check
      Vain Celebrity News. check
      Some Disaster Somewhere. check

      the stories are the same, just different details, and who really cares???? The same can be said for the rest of the "news", which isn't.

      And yes, they've KICKED OUT THE MILITARY, "No ROTC" ...... Maybe not completely, but they don't have a choice on some of the Military being there, or else it would have.

      It doesn't matter if you agree with the ROTC or whatever being removed or not, the fact is, where SF could, it has kicked out the military.

      "fucking dick" is the best epithet you can come up with? You should get a refund from your college, high school as you've obviously haven't progressed from 7th grade taunts. Thanks for trying, but childish taunts don't bother me. Do they even work anymore????

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    18. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Darby · · Score: 1


      San Fransisco is (was???) such a beautiful city, one I would love to visit, except for all the sicko people that live there.


      Now here is a classic example of why this country was *explicitly* founded as a secular nation and why hate mongering religious wackos like this douchebag were disallowed from shoving their disgustingly diseased religious delusions on the good people of this nation.

      It's why, now that they've managed to worm their way into government that our country is now so polarized and filled with hatred and contempt for its founding principles.

      Congratulations Archangel Michael, you've managed to do one useful thing with your life: serve as a bad example and a warning as to why seperation of church and state was the most important thing that set America apart back when we were great.

      Seriously, you're a delusional lying piece of shit and a disgrace to your nation and your species.

      Kindly go die in a fire.

    19. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by orcrist · · Score: 1

      "fucking dick" is the best epithet you can come up with?


      No. But it's good enough for you.

      I see you avoided the question about serving, so presumably you also avoided serving and you *are* an armchair warrior. So stop being a paper patriot and go enlist if you're so damn gung-ho about the military.
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    20. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I didn't avoid anything, except answering questions based upon logical fallacies. And BTW, I've neither stated I've served, nor stated that I haven't ... on purpose. It shouldn't matter. But since you're being a jerk, I have served. I noticed that you're only retort so far is insults, which is typical of people who are losing a debate.

      Given your logic, only people who've experience rape can speak out on it .....

      "I assume from your statements that you been raped too?"

      You can see, by changing "served" to "rape" it clearly shows that you believe that ONLY those that have "served" (or rape or ______) can actually hold an opinion about it.

      As for your use of 7th grade epithets, sorry, but I've grown up, why don't you?

      Keep trying to insult me, one day you might succeed. In the meantime, it only shows who you really are, someone who results in name calling when they are losing an argument.

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    21. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "hate mongering religious wackos"

      Right, because criticizing disgusting behavior is "hate mongering". For criticizing stupid political actions and laws is "hate mongering". Typical LEFTWING rhetoric, everything is "hate" this and "religious" that. Can't defeat them with sound logic, call them names. Works like a charm on every kindergarten playground and in SanFranSicko.

      "douchebag" Yup, seventh grade level epithet. Do these still work with grownups?

      "serve as a bad example and a warning as to why seperation of church and state"

      Except I didn't bring RELIGION into this, you did. But that doesn't matter does it. Because it is better to bash religion (which one am I again???) than actually refute or comment on the charges leveled. Since it is clear you CANNOT, you result to name calling.

      You've just shown how degenerate people can't think beyond kindergarten or seventh grade levels. Thanks!

      "Seriously, you're a delusional lying piece of shit and a disgrace to your nation and your species."

      You saying that San Fransisco has no examples of anti military, and public exhibition homosexual fornication behavior, or is it rather you like both those attitudes and think I'm "small" for not wanting to be around it?

      Personally, I don't care if gay people want to commit their acts, I just don't want to see it, anymore than you want whatever religion you think I am around.

      Nice try though.

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    22. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Kindly go die in a fire."

      Who is the hater here?

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    23. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by orcrist · · Score: 1

      which is typical of people who are losing a debate.


      Who's debating? I was just commenting on what I think you are based on your hate-filled rant against my sig. There's no point in debating across the gulf that is so obviously between us. Of course there's no point in calling you a dick either, but I'll admit you pissed me off so I reacted. I'm glad you've managed to confirm that I wasn't too quick in judgement.

      You really are a dick.
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    24. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Right, because criticizing disgusting behavior is "hate mongering".

      "Road to hell is paved with good intentions, and San FranSicko is the breading zone for HELL."

      Yeah.

      You're spouting ridiculous nonsense because "oh my god you saw something you didn't like" nad now the whole city is damned to hell. Decent people would just get over it.

      Typical LEFTWING rhetoric, everything is "hate" this and "religious" that.

      I'm not a left winger, so I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

      You're spouting a bunch of hate filled screeching, you're using the same nonsense epithets as spouted by the religious loons. It just fits.

      Can't defeat them with sound logic, call them names. Works like a charm on every kindergarten playground and in SanFranSicko.

      Ha ha ha. You can't reason a person out of a position reason didn't get them into. As for calling names, well you started it and continue it, so I just figured that it was the language you understood. You've done nothing to counter that assumption.


      You saying that San Fransisco has no examples of anti military, and public exhibition homosexual fornication behavior, or is it rather you like both those attitudes and think I'm "small" for not wanting to be around it?


      No, I'm saying that using one event to characterize the entire city makes you look really idiotic and shitty.

    25. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Darby · · Score: 1

      "Kindly go die in a fire."

      Who is the hater here?


      That would still be you. I asked politely.

    26. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      > And yes, they've KICKED OUT THE MILITARY, "No ROTC" ...... Maybe not completely,
      > but they don't have a choice on some of the Military being there, or else it would have.

      First off, ROTC is not the military. It's an elective and extracurricular that lets college kids run around in uniform and pretend. Some of them eventually go on to get commissions. Many don't.

      Second, while a handful of bay area colleges have dropped their ROTC programs in the last few years, many more haven't HAD them since the '60s. Also, the city of San Francisco doesn't have authority over any of them, save CCSF; which, to my knowledge, never had one in the first place. Any which HAS dropped its ROTC program did so by its own decision and for its own reasons.

      Third, you're obviously not current on local politics. About a month ago, Chris Daly started flapping his mouth again and tried to get Fleet Week cancelled this year. The rest of the Board of Supervisors promptly slapped him down and told him to STFU. Kind of hard to claim that The City has "kicked out the military" when there's an aircraft carrier parked in The Bay, a cruiser and some destroyers moored on The Embarcadero, and the Blue Angels flying overhead.

      cya,
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    27. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Wow. Hard to believe my little sig started this whole thread :-) Thanks for covering those points... You certainly have more patience than I do.

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    28. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm saying that using one event to characterize the entire city makes you look really idiotic and shitty."

      If it was just one event, it would be an isolated one. The problem is, it is an ANNUAL (or more regular) event that is celebrated. NAMBLA marching with SF Supervisors and Mayor, in the gay pride parade.

      The problem here, is you are either BLIND or haven't actually seen what goes on. The annual celebration of all that is skewed is part and parcel to what is "San FranSicko Values".

      Isolated incidents are just that. I'm sure that gay people engage in public lewd acts (except lewd isn't a crime in SF, is it???) all over the place. But in SF, they are celebrated, not shunned.

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    29. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Since you only understand kindergarten logic ...... two things .....

      1) Sticks and Stones ......

      2) I'm rubber, you're glue .......

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    30. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're ignorant like many ....

        Tuesday (11/14/06) night by a vote of 4-2, the San Francisco Board of Ed banned Junior ROTC training in seven city high schools, throwing 1,600 students out of those clubs. This is a direct insult to the U.S. military and violates the civil rights, I believe, of the ROTC students. The federal government should immediately suspend all federal aid to San Francisco schools.

      Or perhaps you don't know about San Francisco refusal to allow the USS Iowa to berth there.

      As for the Fleet Week, the board of Supervisors is at least is smart enough to set aside the SF values when money is on the line. Fleet Week is a huge tourist attraction in SF, in case you didn't know.

      However the FACT that at least ONE person tried to stop it is at least evidence of the ANTI military bias in SF. Remember, Chris Daley was elected to the Board partly because of this very stance.

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    31. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Darby · · Score: 1


      If it was just one event, it would be an isolated one. The problem is, it is an ANNUAL (or more regular) event that is celebrated. NAMBLA marching with SF Supervisors and Mayor, in the gay pride parade.


      So gay men fornicating in the street magically turned into your issues with free speech?


      The problem here, is you are either BLIND or haven't actually seen what goes on.


      No, the problem is that you appear incapable of constructing and defending an actual point. All you've managed to do is screech your hatred of other people's right to live their own lives the way they so choose. And you keep changing what it is that you're screeching about.

      The annual celebration of all that is skewed is part and parcel to what is "San FranSicko Values".

      Again, all you have is some overriding hatred of people whose lifestyle choices are none of your fucking business.

      I'm sure that gay people engage in public lewd acts (except lewd isn't a crime in SF, is it???)

      Why would it be a crime anywhere where people have respect for liberty? What a retarded idea.

      But in SF, they are celebrated, not shunned.

      Sounds like a place where people brave enough to live in a free society would enjoy. You quite clearly are far too cowardly for any such thing.
      It's amazing that you attempt to describe yourself as a libertarian yet all you've done here is whine like a litt;le bitch about how people are exercising their individual liberty. Pretty pathetic really.

    32. Re:Are these the senators that wanted the bridge? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Sure, we'll just need $500 million to physically move all the mountains that are in the way.

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  6. Prison is not something you just dump on... by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 1

    We would have heard of this earlier but it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

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  7. No wonder... by Guerilla*+Napalm · · Score: 1

    he couldn't get anywhere on the interweb... the tubes were clogged with cash.

  8. For starters by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Funny

    The corruption goes way higher than that. But THAT is a state secret.

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  9. Earmarks are good? by mypalmike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Earmarks are good for the country and good for the people you represent. That is the role of a congressman. If you can't get money for your district, you shouldn't be in Congress."

    This is a quote FTA from Republican representative, Don Young.

    This is the "party of smaller government?"

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    1. Re:Earmarks are good? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the "party of smaller government?"

      When Republican's mean 'smaller government' they mean 'spend less on social security'.

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    2. Re:Earmarks are good? by HillaryWBush · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Perhaps 'smaller government' is code for smaller ethics, smaller worldview...smaller voter turnout. Vote the issues people!! Or maybe I am wrong. Maybe it is just fun to say smaller! Smaller smaller smaller!

    3. Re:Earmarks are good? by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      there is no government that actually wants small government. where else would they find their useless off spring high paying jobs they can't get fired from?

      but if you want seriously bad, forget congress and look at the paper shufflers around them, they will do ANYTHING to increase their little kingdoms.

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    4. Re:Earmarks are good? by wheelgun · · Score: 1

      What's sad is that it's partially true. Our federal tax system is so burdensome that it's often easier to channel money through pork projects, rather than prevent them from taking it out of our wallets in the first place. It isn't the ideal solution. It's a pragmatic solution- a symptom of a much bigger problem. State and local governments have become partially or wholly dependent on federal tax dollars for many things. The situation will only get worse, unless the states start saying no to federal tax dollars.

      I don't plan to hold my breath in anticipation of that.

    5. Re:Earmarks are good? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      You have to understand something. Neither Republican nor Democrat politicians actually want smaller government. They want enough government to manipulate and use. Only if a smaller government would be easier to manipulate do they actually want that. Most times, it's easier hiding what they want to do among the funds for countless departments, funding proposals, studies, etc.

      And earmarks are the fancy way of saying "I'm bringing home the money in droves. All it takes is fucking over the people in the other 49 states, but we know they aren't as American as the people in my state!" (The problem is, this is being repeated in every other state.)

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    6. Re:Earmarks are good? by dufachi · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that "earmarking" meant accepting a half-million dollar bribe to get a bailout.

      The fact that Mr. Young believes this is acceptable of a government official tells me that he needs to be removed from office as well as Mr. Stevens. But, I doubt anything will happen to either of them; and if it does, Bush will just commute/pardon their sentence.

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    7. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think your tax system is fucked up?

      Come to Brazil.

      You will see that, in comparison, yours is not that bad.

    8. Re:Earmarks are good? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Smaller government means less work for the people in government. Less money for departments within government. And less opportunities for empire building.

      IOW, more or less the exact opposite of what most politicians really want, regardless of what they claim.

    9. Re:Earmarks are good? by Black-Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These clowns are republicans in name only.

    10. Re:Earmarks are good? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is the "party of smaller government?" "Mentioning Jesus in a speech, that's small government. Doing what Jesus said, that's big government."
    11. Re:Earmarks are good? by dargaud · · Score: 4, Informative
      Is that the same Dong Young as those pearls of wisdom ? :

      "Environmentalists are a socialist group of individuals that are the tool of the Democrat Party. I'm proud to say that they are my enemy. They are not Americans, never have been Americans, never will be Americans." —Don Young.

      "I don't see any justification for the federal government owning land, other than the Statue of Liberty and maybe a few parks, maybe a few refuges. But to just own land to do nothing with it I think is a disservice to the Constitution." —Don Young.

      "We wonder why we have got the Freemen or the militants. We wonder why we have got unrest in this country. It is because our government, in fact, has got out of hand and out of line, with the Endangered Species Act." —Don Young.

      "If I have my way, I'm going to dissolve the Forest Service. They're in the business of harvesting trees and they're not harvesting trees, so why have them anymore?" —Don Young.

      "If you can't eat it, can't sleep under it, can't wear it or make something from it, it's not worth anything." —Don Young.

      "The environmentalists — the self-centered bunch, the waffle-stomping, Harvard-graduating, intellectual idiots that don't understand that they're leading this country into environmental disaster." —Don Young.
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    12. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, what the neocons mean when they say "smaller government" is "those stupid poor people deserve to die because they're poor, why should we help them avoid it". (I'm drawing a distinction here between BushCo and the GOP in general.. Guys, toss this retard out on his ass and save your party. In order to have an effective bipartisan government both sides need to be willing to compromise, and BushCo operates under the assumption that to compromise would be un-American. Nothing could be further from the truth.)

      Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way in this morning: 'Annoy a conserative, help somebody'.

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    13. Re:Earmarks are good? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      No, they mean "Let big business do whatever the Hell they want."

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    14. Re:Earmarks are good? by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the majority of the Republican Party is "Republicans in name only", then perhaps we should define them as "mainstream Republicans" and classify the few honest ones as "Republicans in name only"?

    15. Re:Earmarks are good? by E++99 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, what the neocons mean when they say "smaller government" is "those stupid poor people deserve to die because they're poor, why should we help them avoid it".

      And what liberals mean when they say "compassion" and "hope" is "non-whites are too dumb to make a living and support themselves, so give us $10,000 so we can hire 9 dumb people for $1,000 each to figure out how to give your other $1,000 to some other dumb person. Then we will all soon be living in nirvana, and there will be no war."
    16. Re:Earmarks are good? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way in this morning: 'Annoy a conserative, help somebody'.

      A liberal helping someone would not annoy a conservative, only shock him. Conservatives help people. (For example they give far more to charity than liberals, both in absolute amount, and as a percentage of income.) Liberals vote for legislators with grand-sounding ideas of how they will force everyone else help people.
    17. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      The problem with "compromise" is conservatives usually sacrifice their ideals in exchange for...nothing. "Comprehensive immigration reform" is good case in point. Ted Kennedy got just about everything he wanted, conservatives got that same old tired line about finally enforcing the border which was done in 1986, 1994, and 1996. If you are going to get the same result no matter what you do, you might as well at least make a stand on principle.

    18. Re:Earmarks are good? by scheming+daemons · · Score: 0, Troll

      These clowns are republicans in name only.

      I'm starting to get how it works now.

      • Republican under investigation for a sin of "vice" = Republican in Name Only
      • Republican who has the nerve to voice an opinion that is in conflict with the official Bush Administration position = Republican in Name Only
      • Republican who attempts to reach out to independents and (gasp!) Democrats to reach consensus on an important issue = Republican in Name Only

      Whereas:

      • Republican who has sex only with his wife (if at all), marches lock step with the administration, and toes the party line on all issues = Real Republican

      The problem for the GOP is that there are starting to be fewer and fewer people who have the "purity" to belong to that second group.

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    19. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "non-whites are too dumb to make a living and support themselves, so give us $10,000 so we can hire 9 dumb people for $1,000 each to figure out how to give your other $1,000 to some other dumb person. Then we will all soon be living in nirvana, and there will be no war."
      Hey, GOP: While you're at it, make a stand against racism, will you?

      I know plenty of white trash that take advantage of social programs. What the radical right fails to comprehend, however, is that discontinuing these programs (like WIC, food stamps, welfare, etc) might save some money today, but it'll cost a lot more later (in terms of uncompensated health care, crime, civil unrest).

      I'll use the health care system as an example. I know that a lot of conservatives would rather cut an arm off than consider a Canadian-style universal health care system, and their main argument is that our tax burden would go up. To which I say this: Who the hell do you think is paying for the uninsured NOW? Just because you don't have health insurance doesn't mean you don't get hit by a bus, or cancer, or necrotizing fasciitis, or $EXPENSIVE_HEALTH_CONDITION. Billions of taxpayer dollars go into uncompensated care pools, Medicaid, and Medicare. So we're already footing the bill for it, why don't we see if maybe we can cut out the bullshit and provide preventative/managed care up front with that money?

      Similarly, doing away with Welfare doesn't make poor people (and the problems they have/cause) disappear. Removing food stamps doesn't mean people stop getting hungry. Removing Medicare doesn't mean people stop getting old/deathly ill/fully disabled.

      It'd be great if none of these programs were necessary. While I'm at it, I'd like a pony.

      Blaming "non-whites" for causing the issue is the biggest racist cop-out you can use. Are minorities over-represented in these programs? Sure. Are they over-represented in the population that these programs are intended to serve? Sure. Does this mean that non-whites are too stupid to make a living? Hell no.

      People call liberals "impractical". Kettle, it's Pot. You're black.
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    20. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 1

      (For example they give far more to charity than liberals, both in absolute amount, and as a percentage of income.)
      All this means is that people with money tend to be conservative. It's really easy to write a check and pretend that you care about the less fortunate. It's much harder to give your time and energy to a cause, which is what liberals tend to do, rather than just writing a check.

      Conservatives accuse liberals of "throwing money" at problems all the time, yet that's what they do when they try to compensate for their general disdain for the poor by writing a check.
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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    21. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 1

      I'm all for making a stand on principle, but you have to remember it's not a black or white thing. Working out a compromise doesn't necessarily mean you've abandoned your principles. It means that other people have principles that conflict with yours, and a good compromise leaves everyone unhappy.

      Immigration reform is a complicated issue. I can understand why conservatives find themselves conflicted about it. On the one hand you've got all these "lawbreakers" who should be deported; on the other, you've got a cheap and easily exploitable labor pool. Some call for instant deportation of all the illegals, without any idea as to how you deport 12 million people in any reasonable length of time. W was in favor of a "guest worker" program which maintains that cheap and easily exploitable labor pool.

      As far as border security goes.. Fund it. Raise taxes if you have to. Until then, I don't want to hear it.

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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    22. Re:Earmarks are good? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting
      For some real fun, read about the National Review's Ship of Fools cruise. Scary stuff.

      Ship of fools: Johann Hari sets sail with America's swashbuckling neocons
      The Iraq war has been an amazing success, global warming is just a myth - and as for Guantanamo Bay, it's practically a holiday camp... The annual cruise organised by the 'National Review', mouthpiece of right-wing America, is a parallel universe populated by straight-talking, gun-toting, God-fearing Republicans.

      By Johann Hari
      Published: 13 July 2007
      I am standing waist-deep in the Pacific Ocean, both chilling and burning, indulging in the polite chit-chat beloved by vacationing Americans. A sweet elderly lady from Los Angeles is sitting on the rocks nearby, telling me dreamily about her son. "Is he your only child?" I ask. "Yes," she says. "Do you have a child back in England?" she asks. No, I say. Her face darkens. "You'd better start," she says. "The Muslims are breeding. Soon, they'll have the whole of Europe."

      I am getting used to these moments - when gentle holiday geniality bleeds into... what? I lie on the beach with Hillary-Ann, a chatty, scatty 35-year-old Californian designer. As she explains the perils of Republican dating, my mind drifts, watching the gentle tide. When I hear her say, " Of course, we need to execute some of these people," I wake up. Who do we need to execute? She runs her fingers through the sand lazily. "A few of these prominent liberals who are trying to demoralise the country," she says. "Just take a couple of these anti-war people off to the gas chamber for treason to show, if you try to bring down America at a time of war, that's what you'll get." She squints at the sun and smiles. " Then things'll change."
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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    23. Re:Earmarks are good? by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer Social Security not even be there and let me spend the rest of my working years (I'm only 25, so enough of them) saving my own goddamn money.

    24. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      As far as border security goes.. Fund it. Raise taxes if you have to. Until then, I don't want to hear it.

      Sorry, did the 1st Amendment get abolished in between my post and yours? Hate to break it to you, but many aspects of border enforcement HAVE been funded. GDub has been dragging his feet on implementing them, however (see current approval ratings...you can't dip that low unless your base defects en masse).

      On the one hand you've got all these "lawbreakers" who should be deported; on the other, you've got a cheap and easily exploitable labor pool.

      Oh, I see now. You're one of those left wingers that think that all conservatives are alike, and get their 10-checklist playsheet from the evangelical church down the street. Hate to break it to you, but many of those illegals ARE breaking the law, and are breaking laws a lot more serious than crossing the border. Document fraud, drug trafficking, murder. Is every illegal alien a murderer? No, but upwards of 4,000 murders a year are committed by them (plus an equivilent number of deaths from drunk driving). Additionally, I'm not a big fan of indentured servitude as a solution to labor shortages or high labor prices. As for deporting 12,000,000 illegals, you do it the same way you deport 5,000 illegals. One person at a time, or by the busload. The grander idea is to stop the current invasion (anywhere from 1 to 10 million per year, depending on if you take the official lowball estimate or the high Border Patrol estimate) and then work on "attritting" out the remainder by making it more difficult to stay (by say, going after the folks that employ them). But yeah, it's kinda hard to deport "12 million" [sic] illegals when you have local obstruction like sanctuary cities and big business employer malfeasance working in conjunction with a corrupt Congress and an equally corrupt or out of touch Executive Branch.

      There is NO rational argument to the amount of illegal immigration we are allowing in.

    25. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've had a Republican-controlled Executive and Legislative branch for 6 years, and an increasingly conservative SCOTUS as well, and you're going to try to tell me with a straight face that conservatives never get what they want?

    26. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always the other option: Sterilize 'em (reversibly would be best, but I don't think that's an option), then leave 'em to fend for themselves. If they die, well, tough luck.

      Of course, I'm all for more lax squatting laws, too. If it's abandoned and they reform the place, bully to 'em. It's theirs to use for as long as they keep it in sound order. If they're too damned sorry to take care of their own hides, well, they can rot. Better for the gene pool anyway.

    27. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way in this morning: 'Annoy a conserative, help somebody'.

      Annoy a liberal, help yourself.
    28. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      We've had a Republican-controlled Executive and Legislative branch for 6 years, and an increasingly conservative SCOTUS as well, and you're going to try to tell me with a straight face that conservatives never get what they want?

      You might want to re-read my post. I didn't say that "conservatives never get what they want". I said that compromise with liberals is wasted effort, because the only position that gets compromised is the conservative one, not the liberal or left-wing one. As for the Republican controlled Executive and Legislative branches, I think a lot of conservatives will agree with me that it's been a pretty severe disappointment. Bush's big legislative achievements? "No child left behind" and the unfunded "Medicaid/Medicare drug plan". Neither one are really something that a conservative can wrap their arms around and feel all warm and fuzzy about.

    29. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking money by threat of force and giving it to people you deem needy, while keeping enough for yourself to live a comfortable upper middle class lifestyle probably isn't "doing what Jesus says".

    30. Re:Earmarks are good? by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      True — but he also said "render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's." The only difference today is that we get to pick our flavor of Caesar.

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      "I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
    31. Re:Earmarks are good? by qualidafial · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw a bumper sticker that said, "The only bush I trust is my own" :)

    32. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they got their heads handed to them in the last election.

    33. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without knowing better, "No child left behind" and "Medicaid/Medicare drug plan" both sound like very good things and would give people a warm and fuzzy feeling.

    34. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 1

      Sorry, did the 1st Amendment get abolished in between my post and yours?
      I didn't say you couldn't express your opinion; I meant that unless you're willing to put the rubber on the road (even if it means increased taxes), then I think you're a hypocrite. Go on, say anything you want. Nobody's stopping you. I was expressing an opinion, just like you.

      Is every illegal alien a murderer? No, but upwards of 4,000 murders a year are committed by them (plus an equivilent number of deaths from drunk driving).
      I see what you did there. Put a statement out there that you claim to disagree with (and which isn't true, regarding every illegal being a murderer) and rely on the subliminal meaning to get the idea into people's heads that illegals are all lawless murdering scum. Well done.

      As for deporting 12,000,000 illegals, you do it the same way you deport 5,000 illegals. One person at a time, or by the busload.
      You can't do 12 million of ANYTHING the way you do 5,000 of anything. We don't have the personnel, facilities, or will to deport 12 million people. We're talking about rounding up people like cattle (and treating them about as well). It's all a little too "Japanese-American internment camp" for me, thank you.

      There is NO rational argument to the amount of illegal immigration we are allowing in.
      Nor is there a rational argument for how difficult it is to obtain legal status, so you can support your family back home AND pay taxes to support the social services you consume.
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      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    35. Re:Earmarks are good? by Guuge · · Score: 1

      I cannot think of one single Republican who lives up to the Platonic ideal of small government. This includes the darling of Slashdot, Ron Paul. Face it, anyone idealistic enough to believe in small government left the party ages ago.

    36. Re:Earmarks are good? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And thanks to the complete idiots that vote for the party name and not the candidate, they have jobs for life. You were pressing the point that Republican voters are idiots, right? Otherwise, how could all these "in name only" candidates hold the same offices for decades?

    37. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Without knowing better

      Exactly. And so would the "Child Safety Protection Act" or the "Patriot Act". They always get cloaked with catchy marketing phrases that obscure and distort actual impact of the bill.

      The big problem with the Medicaid/Medicare drug plan, of course, is that it's completely unfunded. It's a big sinking red inksplot of liability against the government's bottom line, and the government is already insolvent with respect to social spending if you take into account future liabilities. Adding more to those liabilities isn't a wise or sane decision.

    38. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there. Put a statement out there that you claim to disagree with (and which isn't true, regarding every illegal being a murderer) and rely on the subliminal meaning to get the idea into people's heads that illegals are all lawless murdering scum. Well done.

      You're an idiot. Just because you use slight of mouth techniques to "slip in subliminal meanings" doesn't mean everyone else does. My reference point for 4,000 murders is simple. That's 4,000 people that would be alive if we weren't playing host to 20 million illegal aliens. No more, no less. Document fraud and tax evasion, felonies when done by the average American citizen, are almost never prosecuted against illegal aliens and in fact Federal agencies are prevented from cooperating in this manner (ie, IRS is disallowed from forwarding SSN fraud information to ICE). And a whole lot of illegals are fully incorporated into the mainstream W2 economy.

      You can't do 12 million of ANYTHING the way you do 5,000 of anything. We don't have the personnel, facilities, or will to deport 12 million people. We're talking about rounding up people like cattle (and treating them about as well). It's all a little too "Japanese-American internment camp" for me, thank you.

      We certainly don't have the personnel or facilities to do it all at once. But that's the great thing about BORDER CONTROL. Once it's in place, you don't have to do it all at once. And the problem itself stabilizes instead of getting worse, year after year. Nor is there a rational argument for how difficult it is to obtain legal status, so you can support your family back home AND pay taxes to support the social services you consume.

      Sure there is. It's called national interest. The United States already lets in more legal immigrants than any other country in the world. We also let more immigrants naturalize than any other country, and unlike, say Mexico, naturalization confers full rights (except for POTUS and VPOTUS ability).

      There are basically two arguments for invasion level immigration:
      1) labor shortages
      2) "it's the right thing to do" (emotional argument)
      1. There is no labor shortage. There is simply a labor shortage at the prices industry is willing to pay. 2. There are 4.5 billion people who are worse off economically than the average Latino illegal immigrant into the United States. Where do you idiot left wingers want to draw the line? 50 million enough? 300 million? How about all of them? Or maybe just to the point where you guys have enough illegal gotten votes where you can scrub the Constitution?

    39. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd prefer Social Security not even be there and let me spend the rest of my working years
      You've got a couple words transposed there!
    40. Re:Earmarks are good? by BVis · · Score: 1

      You know, you make some good points. All up until the point where you started calling me names.

      Do yourself and your political peers a favor and keep a civil tongue in your head when you're debating. Let me address your assertions in order:

      1. Where do you idiot left wingers want to draw the line?
      I'm not an idiot, and I don't think you are either. I'm also not a left winger; I have mixed political views.

      2. 50 million enough? 300 million? How about all of them?
      The USA is the richest country in the world. We have too much money to deny opportunities to those who are willing to work hard and earn it. The current system is arbitrary and politically unmanageable. I'm not saying we should let 300 million immigrants in tomorrow, just saying that it's insanely hard to play by the rules.. especially when the powers that be "forget" about issuing thousands of greencards. (Heard that one on NPR the other day.)

      3. Or maybe just to the point where you guys have enough illegal gotten votes where you can scrub the Constitution?
      Ok, first of all, if you're going to accuse me personally of election fraud (or even those who might share my views), you better have some proof to back it up. (Nevermind that it's pretty hypocritical for someone who describes himself as conservative to be lecturing someone about voter fraud. Diebold, anyone?) Second, the neocons seem to have the "scrubbing the constitution" franchise pretty well tied up.

      This is exactly what I'm talking about. Any time you challenge someone on the right using reason (no matter how opinion-based that reason might be) you get attacked as a tree-hugging, illegal-immigrant-allowing, election-rigging, Constitution-shredding traitor. There's room to disagree on principle and tactics here, but you've filled it up with venom and wild accusations.

      Also, why is it against "national interest" to allow more legal immigrants? I'm afraid you lost me there.

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    41. Re:Earmarks are good? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      "those stupid poor people deserve to die because they're poor, why should we help them avoid it".

      The closest thing I have heard to this from anyone who is a Republican is how it is immoral to bribe the poor into voting for you with the promise of social programs. That, or the idea that government handouts make people dependent on the government and dependency on the government is antithetical to the founding principles of this country. Kind of a far cry from your "let them die" interpretation.

      There are ideological differences between conservatives and liberals, that's a given. Writing inflamitory, untrue, and obviously prejudiced rhetoric like this has no positive effect on debate. With the same subjective brush that you use to paint an unflattering picture of some neo-cons you also paint yourself as a fanboi with no moral compass and even less intellectual rigor. Just remember that the only people it will resonate with are the ones that are already firmly convinced of your viewpoint. Everyone else will say, "if that is what it is to be a liberal I will NEVER be one."

      Stick to the facts, stay away from hyperbolie and outright fiction.

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    42. Re:Earmarks are good? by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Post-Revolution France had small government. He was only so high.

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    43. Re:Earmarks are good? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      As for the Republican controlled Executive and Legislative branches, I think a lot of conservatives will agree with me that it's been a pretty severe disappointment. Bush's big legislative achievements? "No child left behind" and the unfunded "Medicaid/Medicare drug plan". Neither one are really something that a conservative can wrap their arms around and feel all warm and fuzzy about.
      Then why the hell didn't more Republican supporters speak out? Why this slavish attitude towards the White House and the Republican Congress (when there was one)? Why can't a conservative say "Bush, you're an idiot"?

      All these Republicans suddenly discovering, for instance, that the war in Iraq is a bungled disaster just sickens me. At what point did all these guys suddenly discover what just about everyone else in the US and abroad had been saying since the invasion?

      And no, I'm not letting Democrats off the hook. Almost to a man, the Democrats in Congress allowed the ludicrous jingoism and incredibly idiotic judgement of possibly one of the dumbest human beings to ever occupy the White House (not to mention his incredibly hawkish, reality-starved puppet masters) to cloud their own judgement. So fearful were they of dirtbags like Rove making them look like traitors that they sacrificed their duty as Americans to look like patriots (surely there are few things that have brought more sorrow and destruction in our modern world then misguided patriots).

      What America really needs isn't a pack of banner-bearing, slogan-wielding, soundbite empowered conservatives and liberals bashing each other and being little more than whores to a group of people who don't give a damn about anybody but themseves. What America really needs is brave people within both parties willing to stand up and say to their leaders "You're wrong!" and not let vile pieces of garbage like Karl Rove push them around.

      America right now is a bullyocracy, and maybe that plays up to the braindead cowboyism that still seems to infect the psyches of a good proportion of the American populace, but sure leads to horrific governments at every level.
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    44. Re:Earmarks are good? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Ok, insult free response.

      The USA is the richest country in the world. We have too much money to deny opportunities to those who are willing to work hard and earn it. (Heard that one on NPR the other day.)

      The US is the richest country in the world, but our wealth is very, very finite. And we are busy spending it as well as posting credit on our children's and future grandchildren's wealth (and their children beyond them). Even mainstream media has gotten around to saying that, if the Federal government used GAAP to account for the budget, we'd have a 2.5 trillion USD year deficit at the Federal level. Why do I bring up the budget? Because illegal immigrants tend to be unskilled, low income immigrants who take about 4 to 5 generations to net out their tax outlays. We don't have 80 years to wait. The Federal government, at current rate, is going to be insolvent some time around 2017. Thats ten years from now. And yes, I know the Iraq war isn't helping things, but eventually it will end, as will our economic commitment to it. Social spending is a third rail in politics. Nothing mobilizes voters like taking away their benefits.

      The current system is arbitrary and politically unmanageable. I'm not saying we should let 300 million immigrants in tomorrow, just saying that it's insanely hard to play by the rules.. especially when the powers that be "forget" about issuing thousands of greencards.

      Not only is it insanely hard to play by the rules, you get screwed if you do. Case in point, H1B and other visa holders were not going to be eligible for the Z-visa. But illegal gang members were. This is sorta what you get when you "compromise". I'm fairly immigrant friendly (office is dominated by H1B's) and my fiance is Mexican-American but I'm irked at the economists and pro-business Republicans that hand-wave the economic costs of immigration (both legal and illegal) that is incurred by domestic labor, and the liberals and the left-wingers that insist on calling illegal aliens "undocumented workers" and that think that "Give me your poor, your tired huddled masses" is a sane, rational national immigration policy. Unresticted immigration worked when there was a frontier to conquer. The frontier closed around 1890. I think a lot of "nativists" like myself are looking for an immigration policy that fits the needs of the American nation rather than the nexus of corporate interests and left-wing open border advocates.

      Regarding vote fraud, the bottom line is, illegals vote. Illegally. And they overwhelmingly vote Democratic. And Democrats know this, and they know that illegal (and legal) immigration helps them, especially when we're talking about immigration from the third world. And for every Diebold, I can throw in a Daschle Reservation vote fraud or a Mayor Daley Machine at you. And I don't support it coming from "my" side any more than the other side. But when the other side supports policies that lead directly to illegal activity that helps them out, then one has to assume that there is tacit support of the outcome: illegal immigration and vote fraud.

      As for the neocons, they are big-statists who happen to be "strong" on national defense. Things like the Constitution come in second place to empowering the central government. Attack them all you want.

      Also, why is it against "national interest" to allow more legal immigrants? I'm afraid you lost me there.

      The answer is "it depends". On the nature of the immigrants, the number of the immigrants, assimilation policies, social impact, etc. Immigration can help and it can hurt. It is not good in and of itself. Current immigration policies are mostly bad, and the recent "reform" attemp was simply more of the same, only at a faster pace.

    45. Re:Earmarks are good? by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      OMFG . . .

      I've heard some twisted shit from both ends of the political spectrum, but some of those folks went well beyond crazy, and settled firmly in the land of the criminally insane.

      To my left, I find a middle-aged Floridian with a neat beard. To my right are two elderly New Yorkers who look and sound like late-era Dorothy Parkers, minus the alcohol poisoning. They live on Park Avenue, they explain in precise Northern tones. "You must live near the UN building," the Floridian says to one of the New York ladies after the entree is served. Yes, she responds, shaking her head wearily. "They should suicide-bomb that place," he says. They all chuckle gently. How did that happen? How do you go from sweet to suicide-bomb in six seconds?

      I think I now have a pretty good idea where the next "terrist" attacks are going to come from . . .

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      I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

    46. Re:Earmarks are good? by Darby · · Score: 1


      Conservatives accuse liberals of "throwing money" at problems all the time, yet that's what they do when they try to compensate for their general disdain for the poor by writing a check.


      Except that even then, they're largely writing the checks to their churches which are much more political organizations than religious at this point in time.

      You are not even cynical enough. It's a way to get a tax break for essentially funding the Republican party without having much, if any, of their money used for anything as depraved and disgusting as helping people.

    47. Re:Earmarks are good? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Having grown up in Florida, I have no trouble with a war on tourism but, even though that's what I heard from the president, I now believe I was mistaken.

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    48. Re:Earmarks are good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The US is the richest country in the world, but our wealth is very, very finite. And we are busy spending it as well as posting credit on our children's and future grandchildren's wealth (and their children beyond them). Even mainstream media has gotten around to saying that, if the Federal government used GAAP to account for the budget, we'd have a 2.5 trillion USD year deficit at the Federal level.

      Paying off the debt:

      1) is impossible because US money is issued by the Federal Reserve at intrest

      2) would create a deflation recession.

    49. Re:Earmarks are good? by warsql · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the quotes. I never had heard of Don Young before, now I'm intrigued. Sounds like a very practical guy.

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    50. Re:Earmarks are good? by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      I agree. But, I would offer up the idea that the Anthrax attacks against Congress and several media outlets in 2001 certainly impacted the way things played out.

    51. Re:Earmarks are good? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer Social Security not even be there and let me spend the rest of my working years (I'm only 25, so enough of them) saving my own goddamn money.

      If you're maimed tomorrow, you'll be pathetically greatful for the small amount of SS you'll receive. (Your insurance won't be enough).

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    52. Re:Earmarks are good? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a platform. :) I'll vote for you at the polls. Do you want pres or congress?

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    53. Re:Earmarks are good? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      The problem with "compromise" is conservatives usually sacrifice their ideals in exchange for...nothing.

      You have that exactly right, except backwards. The last time Republicans compromised on anything was when Herbert Walker Bush signed a tax increase. Other than that, on every issue from federal judges to the bankruptcy bill to the war in Iraq, "compromise" means "getting their own way".

    54. Re:Earmarks are good? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      All these Republicans suddenly discovering, for instance, that the war in Iraq is a bungled disaster just sickens me. At what point did all these guys suddenly discover what just about everyone else in the US and abroad had been saying since the invasion?

      When they realized that Bush was killing their electoral chances for the next few decades.

    55. Re:Earmarks are good? by PrimeWaveZ · · Score: 1

      You've looked at my insurance coverage?

      If I'm maimed tomorrow, I'll be more than covered without Social Security, thank you.

    56. Re:Earmarks are good? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      You've looked at my insurance coverage?

      Your insurance agency lies. You'll be relying on SS by the time you're 40.

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  10. Quick ted by Skythe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Better unclog your tubes so your internets don't get discovered!

  11. A meaningless reply... by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Bwahahahahahahhahaha!

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  12. That's not how corruption works. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    The corruption goes way higher than that. But THAT is a state secret.



    Corruption seeps in from the top down ("The fish starts to stink at the head", as other languages might put it). If you find someone at a certain level who is corrupt, it's safe to assume that corruption is already well established at the higher levels.


    If your regular street cop is corrupt ... then that country is already screwed.

  13. Young is a representative, not a senator by dufus4 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The other Congressman under a cloud is Rep. Don Young (R), not the other Alaskan senator (Lisa Murkowski (R)), who isn't yet being investigated for corruption.

    1. Re:Young is a representative, not a senator by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      She doesn't yet look too bad, but if children suffered for the sins of their fathers she'd be serving 20 to life for corruption.

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    2. Re:Young is a representative, not a senator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up.

      slashdot editors awesome, but they don't know jack about alaskan politics.... or politicians.

      kthxbye!

    3. Re:Young is a representative, not a senator by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The other Congressman under a cloud is Rep. Don Young (R), not the other Alaskan senator (Lisa Murkowski (R)), who isn't yet being investigated for corruption.

      I'd be surprised if Lisa was under investigation. I wouldn't think anyone would try to bribe her. She votes the same as Ted no matter what. So, everyone knows that you buy Ted and you get the two-for-the-price-of-one deal. She's waiting until Ted dies and she's the senior senator. Once that happens, the following Senator-for-Life from Alaska will vote as she does and she'll collect the bribes for both. Haven't any of you studied politics? That's the way it works in Alaska. I'd expect that to be printed in the government books.

      That's not to say people don't donate to her campaign. They want to make sure she wins so that no Democrat will hold a national seat. But there is no need for bribes, yet.

  14. A little balance Keith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're going to post this, where are the stories about Senator Feinstein directing more than a billion dollars toward a company her husband controls? Or how about Harry Reid's son's and son in law all being lobbyists, one even lobbying him?

    How about slashdot go back to, oh, I dunno... technology instead of hiring editors who are nothing but partisan shills?

    1. Re:A little balance Keith? by RoscBottle · · Score: 1

      Oh no, you've misunderstood the term. A partisan shill might be someone - often a republican I've noted - who tries any which way to silence or mock news posted on internet news sites that isn't in the shill's own interest. Do not have a good day. Rosc

    2. Re:A little balance Keith? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason this is relevant is ONLY because Ted Stevens said that the internet was a series of tubes. Slashdot reports news for nerds, and I'm sure a lot of us nerds are amused when anything happens involving Ted Stevens.

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      I put the 't' in electrical engineering.
    3. Re:A little balance Keith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why not mention Slashdot's favorite Congressman, Rick Boucher, co-sponsored legislation to make it legal for corporations to pass off spyware. Yeah, the story actually got covered but the hit piece on Boucher was missing. kdawson posted that story as well. Was Boucher given a pass because kdawson was hired despite not reading Slashdot and thus not knowing it's history (I mean, he posted a story about whether people should have a right to broadband under the Enlightenment topic (since been changed corrected)). Is it because, before slashdot, he had a fairly partisan liberal blog and thus gets to use slashdot as a much larger soapbox to push his political agenda?

      Why isn't Al Gore covered more given his connection with the nerd community if that is the standard? Where is the story on the indictment Congressman Jefferson's bribes involving telecommunications in Nigeria if the standard is hit pieces on Congressmen who've said/done something regarding technology?

      Is this really what Slashdot wants to become, just another group think site that promotes the propaganda of one political party? The National Enquirer of tech news? I stopped going to kuroshin when it turned more into a political group think site than a site about technology. I've never used digg or reddit but I've heard they've gone that route as well. How I miss the old Slashdot way, way back before it was sold to Andover and then passed to VA Research. It actually used to be a site about computers, technology, Linux and the internet. Kdawson even makes me miss Jon Katz, michael, etc.

    4. Re:A little balance Keith? by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My working theory: Slashdot is really a political discussion forum. The whole "News for Nerds" thing is just here to scare away the unwanted.

      Oh dammit I gave it away... Somebody silence me next time.

    5. Re:A little balance Keith? by SnapShot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's a free market, start your own damn web site. How about "CrossNetwork.com :: News for Christian, Republican Nerds. Stuff that Matters to Haliburton." You can talk about how many angels can dance on a Intel Core 2 Dual and whether Moore's Law was foretold in Isaiah.

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    6. Re:A little balance Keith? by halivar · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can talk about how many angels can dance on a Intel Core 2 Dual and whether Moore's Law was foretold in Isaiah.
      The political articles on Slashdot lack even that much relevance to techies.
    7. Re:A little balance Keith? by kad77 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was a choice comment. How about a GNAA comment or two? Maybe slander some other large group with a broad brush. Classy.

      You are exactly what is wrong with Slashdot. Speaking on your level: thankfully, it is inevitable you will die.

    8. Re:A little balance Keith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This article is spot on with technology. This is the guy who educated us in how the internet works. Just like the junk call list, if you have done business with a company before, they can call you up. Since we have done business with Stevens before, he is in our network now. :D

      If /. were to dedicate time to political corruptness (any or both major parties), the front page would change more than fark. And, IMO, your comment shows that your partisan shilling is glowing brightly as well.

    9. Re:A little balance Keith? by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      Quick, everyone mod him redundant

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    10. Re:A little balance Keith? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Not that I see how talking about members of the Other Beloved Party makes a story "balanced" (balance would be posting Stevens' point of view), but this is a sign of corruption from one of Net Neutrality's strongest opponents, and causes one to question why the Senator is committed to the cause of media moguls.

    11. Re:A little balance Keith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A single story about Republican corruption is fine... I was referring to balance of political stories overall on Slashdot. If Slashdot is going to cover this story, where was the story a couple weeks ago over the indictment of (US) Congressman William Jefferson for taking bribes in relation to telecommunication issues in Nigeria? If Slashdot doesn't want to be balanced in their political hit pieces, that's Taco's right... but then at least change the header from "Politics for nerds. Your vote matters." to "DailyKos for Nerds. Vote Democrat." Of course, it is also my right to complain about it. Taco doesn't have to grant me a forum to do so, but I'm glad he does even if my comments start out below the threshold that most readers will see. The fact that almost every political story has people complaining about the bias (and getting modded up for complaining - indicating that moderators who haven't lost their privileges for moderating poorly think there is a problem) should be a signal to Slashdot about whether or not it is worth continuing to piss readers off so that they won't come back even for just the tech stories.

    12. Re:A little balance Keith? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      How I miss the old Slashdot way, way back before it was sold to Andover and then passed to VA Research. It actually used to be a site about computers, technology, Linux and the internet.
      I don't understand this grumbling. You have the power to configure your slashdot view so that politics stories don't appear on your frontpage. You can choose to have more of the tech stories appear.

      In short, you can make it what you want. I just don't understand why people complain about political stories, when they could just as easily ignore them.

      And you know why this is annoying? Because it's a community site, and if people devoted more attention to the stories you're interested in, then they'd be featured more prominently.

      Besides, you should be glad for the political stories. They are like flak and chaff, they draw (some of) the idiot missiles away from the other threads.
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    13. Re:A little balance Keith? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      If you're going to post this, where are the stories about Senator Feinstein directing more than a billion dollars toward a company her husband controls? Or how about Harry Reid's son's and son in law all being lobbyists, one even lobbying him?


      Well, what do you have to write a story about?

      Are you just promoting inuendo because you are a partisan shill, or is there something there? If there's something there, we ought to hear about it, don't you think?
    14. Re:A little balance Keith? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This pseudo-argument is stock and trade of the corrupt Republican right wing. The Republicans claim that they are the party that is moral, and that the Democratic party is intrinsically immoral. Then when a Republican is caught doing something illegal/immoral, the first response is "see what those evil Democrats did!!!". This response is pure Moral Relativism which the Republicans claim an excuse for bad behavior.

      IF YOU CLAIM TO BE THE PARTY OF ABSOLUTE MORALITY, YOU CAN'T EXCUSE YOUR FAILURE BY POINTING AT THE FAILURE OF OTHERS. YOU SHOULD BE HELD TO A HIGHER STANDARD NOT A LOWER STANDARD

      To put it in a much cruder fashion, it's like saying that it's OK for Bush to get a hand job in the Oval Office, because Clinton got a blow job, and that was worse.

  15. for those who don't get the reference by cwerdna · · Score: 1
  16. Who are these guys? by ZombieEngineer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Could someone please explain to a non-US resident why these two politicans are of interest to Geeks & Nerds.

    Reading the article would suggest that the two in question are beyond what would be considered a normal retirement age.

    ZombieEngineer

    1. Re:Who are these guys? by uarch · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It isn't of interest to "Geeks & Nerds". At least, no more than any other political story.

      The only thing I can think of is kdawson saw "corruption" and "Republican" in the same post and got all excited. Especially since he made a point of making his own comment about some other random Republican.

      I'm all for bashing politicians but lets not start flooding the front page with even more unrelated trash ;)

    2. Re:Who are these guys? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      the simple answer is Sen Stevens likes to run his mouth about tech things he knows absolutely nothing about.(the tubes jokes, he described the internet as a series of tubes) he likes to spend money on a bridge (upwards of 1/2 BIL)to an island with like 70 people on it. Theres more but its 3:30 AM here and i dont feel like going into it someone else will pick it up

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    3. Re:Who are these guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone please explain to a non-US resident why these two politicans are of interest to Geeks & Nerds.

      It tells you in the title. Stevens is the guy who invented the tubes that run the internets, replacing the truck that Al Gore originally used. Can you imagine if we still had one truck going door to door delivering all the data we used now? It used to work for Usenet, but times have changed. Stevens is a genius.
    4. Re:Who are these guys? by scapermoya · · Score: 1

      google "series of tubes"

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    5. Re:Who are these guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think you understand the purpose of the "tubes" meme. It's a joke to be used in Slashdot comments, not a serious political criticism of Senator Stevens. His tubes speech was a pretty damned good explanation of bandwidth and network congestion, considering the guy has probably never used a computer before. The metaphor makes sense, even if you don't reach the same conclusion about network neutrality from it as he did.

      Also, I think you need to double-check your math. The proposed bridge, which has not been built, is to cost about $350 million. That's quite clearly not "upwards of 1/2 BIL". Further, that decision had nothing to do with Stevens (he didn't think of it, plan it, vote for it, or campaign for it.) His only involvement in that issue was to stop the federal government from taking back the money it had already promised to Alaska for the bridge because they felt like giving the cash to a different state instead. You would be pissed too, if the feds promised your state $350 million, and then later changed their minds and sent it to someone else.

    6. Re:Who are these guys? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

      Maybe Jon Stewart said it best: "...you don't seem to know jack shit about computers or the Internet -- but that's okay -- you're just the guy in charge of regulating it."

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    7. Re:Who are these guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to thank Senator Stevens for reaffirming my belief, there IS a god, and maybe karma too. You don't have to be Republican to be corrupt or a pervert, but absolute power seems to corrupt absolutely, and the Republicans have had near absolute power for too many years now. Proof is, they invented the PS/3, the RIAA, NAMBLA, and the french fry. Well okay, not all of those. But the important ones. I salute you, Ted. Just don't try to explain 'tubes' in the prison shower in the future.

    8. Re:Who are these guys? by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 3, Informative

      Clearly your post is like a big truck and not a series of tubes.

    9. Re:Who are these guys? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, I think you need to double-check your math. The proposed bridge, which has not been built, is to cost about $350 million.

      Oh, it's only $350 million instead of $500 million? That's OK then!

      $350 million for a bridge that will service an island, Gravina, that only has 50 or so residents. That's only, what, $7 million per resident who'll use it? A veritable bargain!

      Yep, one heck of a good deal, especially when you consider the incredible inconvenience of a seven minute ferry ride that the residents currently have to endure.

      I wonder how much of that $350 million would find its way back to the Senator and his friends in terms of campaign donations and other kickbacks?

      Here's an idea. Take that $350 million, give the 50 Gravina residents $100,000 each to put a smile as big as the Joker's on their faces and then spend the other $345 million on something more worthwhile.

      It's people like this guy who'll hammer the poor and the infirm for every possible penny, denounce their political opponents for wasteful spending plans and then spend 9-figure sums on white elephants like this bridge.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    10. Re:Who are these guys? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Funny

      The phrase "series of tubes" is easier to make fun of, but the bigger display of stupidity is when Stevens talked about one of his staffers sending him an "Internets" (e-mail message) on a Friday and Stevens not receiving it until Monday because of how clogged the tubes were.

    11. Re:Who are these guys? by Tony · · Score: 4, Informative

      $350 million for a bridge that will service an island, Gravina, that only has 50 or so residents

      The bridge would service Ketchikan, population 7,500 or thereabouts. It would also service tens of thousands of tourists each year.

      The bridge is to connect Ketchikan with its airport, which is on Gravina island. Ketchikan has been trying to get enough money to build the bridge for as long as I can remember (at least 30 years). Right now, transport to and from the airport is via a couple of small ferries. There *is* a valid reason for this bridge. It's *not* a bridge to nowhere.

      It's still a farce that the federal government porked up the money, though.

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    12. Re:Who are these guys? by JimboFBX · · Score: 0

      7 minutes? Jeesus thats forever! Thats like taking a public bus system.

      But seriously is it 7 minutes or do you have to wait like 2 hours to ride it?

    13. Re:Who are these guys? by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      Most of the tourists are aboard cruise ships. This bridge would get in their way more than it would service them. ...and 7500 residents? My neighborhood had more residents than that! When a medium sized metropolitan area is around a million people, 7500 is pretty much as insignificant as 50, especially when the bridge rivals both the golden gate and Brooklyn bridges.

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    14. Re:Who are these guys? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      His tubes speech was a pretty damned good explanation of bandwidth and network congestion, considering the guy has probably never used a computer before. The tubes bit was actually the least bad part of the speech. The rest of the speech was disjointed logic and claiming he got an internet from his staff.
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    15. Re:Who are these guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the bridge would be high enough to let the cruise ships pass beneath it, and since it's so long and high the costs just skyrocket.

    16. Re:Who are these guys? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's not forget that the guy got pissed at the money earmarked for this project was going out of state and, in debate on the floor of the senate, publicly threatened to quit his job if that happened.

      Why was that money going to go elsewhere? Hurricane Katrina. It was going to go to be used in the disaster recovery effort and play a part in helping the millions of people affected.

      Imagine that you were a parent and you promised Timmy, one of your kids, a toy. While you're looking around the store, Molly, your other kid breaks her nose whilst running around, so you tell Timmy that the present will have to wait while you take care of Molly, but Timmy doesn't give a shit and practically screams the store down because you're more concerned about Molly bleeding all over the place than you are about his new toy. Well, Timmy in this story is Senator Stevens, Molly is all the Katrina victims.

      What a wonderful guy.

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    17. Re:Who are these guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be more accurate, it was Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Oklahoma) who wanted to divert $125 million of the earmarked money from Alaska to Louisiana which was to repair the Twin Spans Bridge on Interstate 10. This vote failed after Stevens threatened to quit.
      The Anchorage Daily News has an article: http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/7112853p-7020 074c.html

    18. Re:Who are these guys? by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Oh, 7,500 - so that makes it only $50,000 per resident. Of course we can't spend $5,000 a year on the poor to provide them with basic primary medical care. In fact that same money used to pay for that bridge could have been used to save the lives of the 18,000 American's who died last year for lack of health care.

      But you are right. Being able to drive over a bridge in 2 minutes versus taking a grueling 8 minute ferry ride is way worth it.

    19. Re:Who are these guys? by Copid · · Score: 1

      But seriously is it 7 minutes or do you have to wait like 2 hours to ride it?
      Ferries leave every 30 minutes.
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    20. Re:Who are these guys? by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      It's *not* a bridge to nowhere.

      It's a bridge to a place that used to be nowhere until some genius decided to build an airport there.

      You might argue that is the only place the airport would fit and that Ketchikan has no viable real estate left. Well, maybe the federal government should be obligated to fix this problem too and level the mountains to the east. Death valley has very little water, is anybody obligated to build a reservior there?

      The fact is that Ketchikan is becoming an unsuitable destination to move to..... so what? This will either increase property value more if it is truely worth it to be there, or it will cause some people to leave thereby solving the land use problem and bringing the population down to the point where the ferrys can effectively transport them. There is no problem here to be solved, federal money is being used to increase the value of a town. It is exactly the same as simply bringing the money there in trucks and giving it to them.

      Now, if there were something the federal government would gain by incubating this town, I'm willing to listen. If we get access to a specific natural resource or a better position from which to provide security for our nation, then write the check.

    21. Re:Who are these guys? by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your disinterest stems from the fact that you have never wondered what useful technology projects could have been implemented, if only your tax-monies hadn't been siphoned away by graft.

      These guys are stealing your children's futures and you seem unable to notice. One can only suspect, given your acumen, that your code may not be worth much either.

    22. Re:Who are these guys? by truesaer · · Score: 1

      A town of 7000 people can use the fucking ferry! A ferry is not such an oppresive burden for the occasional trip via air that they need to drop $350m on a bridge. Its a farce that anyone seriously thinks there should be a bridge there.

  17. Let's Compare! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot summary: He's a Republican.
    Linked article: He's a Republican with many years of experience who is running for reelection.

    Slashdot summary: Senator is being investigated in a federal corruption probe
    Linked article: Senator is "facing scrutiny" from federal investigators. He is thriving on the setbacks, and political analysts say nothing has happened that would cause him to "lose his perch" yet.

    Slashdot summary: The investigation has implicated his son, Ben.
    Linked article: Ben's office was raided by the FBI in an entirely separate incident over a year ago, and he hasn't been charged with a crime. (Sounds like something Slashdotters would condemn...like when accused software/music pirates get raided, but are never charged with a crime.)

    Slashdot summary: A fishing co-op allegedly paid $500,000 to get a federal bailout from Ben and his father.
    Linked article: No mention of anything about a fishing co-op or a federal bailout.

    Slashdot summary: The other Alaskan senator is also "under a cloud". It doesn't mention what this cloud is, or even give her name, but it's sure to mention that she's a Republican.
    Linked article: The only mention of the other Alaskan senator is that her party welcomes the challenge from Democrats, who were unable to unseat her. There is no mention of her being under any kind of "cloud" in either this article, or her Wikipedia article.

    1. Re:Let's Compare! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Ben's office was raided by the FBI in an entirely separate incident over a year ago, and he hasn't been charged with a crime.

      It could also be that they're building a case against the man and that was just one piece of the puzzle.

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    2. Re:Let's Compare! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The difference is that Slashdot does not pretend to be "fair and balanced." Slashdot is transparent in its bias. It's only that Republican news station that pretends to be fair and balanced while remaining completely biased. :-)

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    3. Re:Let's Compare! by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 0, Troll

      Heh, at first I thought you were ridiculing the kid-gloves being used by the reporter.

      Teh MainStream Media has a librul bias! Except when it doesn't! Why does slashdot hate America?

  18. Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    As an Alaskan, this does not surprise me... It may be useful to note that "the other Republican senator" is Lisa Murkowski, who was appointed as Senator by her FATHER, Frank Murkowski, when he was elected Governor (after being Senator himself). His administration had, to my recollection, the lowest approval rating in the history of Alaska, and was notorious for its almost unfathomable corruption. No, I didn't vote for any of these people.

    1. Re:Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, isn't it ironic that these are the same people that shout about morality in their campaigns?

  19. This took a while to come out by Mr+EdgEy · · Score: 1

    Must be because of all the commercial activity.. enormous amounts of material.

  20. see earlier post by cwerdna · · Score: 1

    As I posted earlier:
    http://politics.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/07/ 03/0643238
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE

    It's scary that such ignoramuses are part of making policy for the US, esp. technology related policy. So, to the OP, do you have politicians making policy who are so ignorant about the subject matter?

  21. we need to call BS on "small government" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Surely there are some conservatives/libertarians who actually believe in small government, but the mainstream Republicans are not among them. The Republican Party is up to its eyeballs in its own mythology--these catchphrases are bandied about, but they are code-words conveying a very specific message, and that message isn't "small government". Less money for the poor, less money for environmental protection, less money for education--yes, yes, and yes, but not less money for the arms contractors, not less money for Haliburton, not less money for handouts to evangelical groups.

    It's the same when they say "we believe in religious freedom!" -- what they mean is "We believe in the right of Christians to discriminate against non-Christians in hiring, housing, and so on," NOT "people should be free to practice their own religion." The phrase you're looking for is "glittering generalities." No one is going to argue against freedom, just as few will argue for big government. When you actually get down to what they really believe, it's pretty repugnant at times. These phrases get thrown around because they sound good and they build a false sense of consensus.

    1. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My elementary school in San Diego in the 80s banned Christmas carols, but encouraged us all to sing Hanukkah songs. Couldn't quote the bible in a classroom, or even talk about religion in more than vague generalities in AP US History (which makes early US history incomprehensible), but detailed discussions in class on the beliefs of muslims was encouraged.

      Religious discrimination is only against Christians these days.

      But yeah, the Republican party is not for small government. The Republican Party is for the Republican party. My father's met Senator Stevens, been to his house, even. He talked with Ken Mehlman as well, on the same trip (was a Republican party cruise a year or two ago), and basically realized that they have no interest in doing anything but consolidating their own power. Which will cost them their power, of course... but try telling the chairman of the RNC that.

      The only problem, of course, is that the Democrats are just as bad, if not worse, and their policies are even more harmful to the country. And will the Democrats and Republicans get together to open the country up to 3rd parties? Heh.

    2. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm registered as a Republican, and I enjoy news like this. I can hardly wait for the entire edifice of the modern GOP to come crashing down.

      I think we're way beyond the point of ever having "small government" (God bless Ron Paul just the same). I'm in favor of more limited and fiscally disciplined government, like we had under Clinton. I'm not against safety nets and some forms of social welfare and I'm not against public sector spending. Some public infrastructure projects can (and have) increase wealth for a larger amount of people rather than lining a few pockets. (I'm thinking of proposals for public access wifi and broadband expansion.) Some regulation of industry is necessary if history is any basis for judgement. OTOH, regulation of morals is overstepping the proper bounds of government. (Fuck you, Christian Right.)

      It's not just Bush/Cheney. It's the whole national apparatus of the GOP that has been corrupted. I'd rather that we were a weak minority party acting as a brake on the Dems than to do what the GOP has done over the past 12 years.

      Note: Other then Arnold for Gov., I haven't voted for a Republican for national office since 1999. I've even donated to Democrat campaigns. But I don't think I could ever consider myself a Democrat. I'm too much of a liberal in the old school sense. Really old school.

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    3. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Religious discrimination is only against Christians these days.
      I'm always fascinated by this mindset. About 85% of the population considers themselves Christian. Pastors fill stadiums with tens of thousands of people, and Christian merchandise flies off the shelves. Even small towns have Christian bookstores, and city after city has 24-hour Christian TV and radio channels. Every politician at every level takes pains to show that they believe in God. A few of those are Jewish, but the vast majority are Christian. People advertise their Christianity on bumper stickers, t-shirts, bracelets, and who knows what else.

      Yet to hear it, Christians are a persecuted minority, defiantly worshiping God despite the oppression of the secular authorities. When 85% of the population is Christian, who discriminates against Christians? What you may have meant is that proseletyzing and evangelizing aren't welcomed in schools because many Americans, including many Christian Americans, don't want those things in schools--they think that spiritual matters belong at home or in the church, not in the building kids go to to learn the three Rs. Many American's don't want the school to push a particular faith, because they know that they may not share that faith, at least in the finer points. But instead of saying "evangelizing has been made unwelcome in schools," we hear "Christians are under attack!"

      I do think that some schools went overboard in defanging the evangelicals by keeping all Christian matters out of the school. I too think that the treatment needs to be more even-handed. I'd love to see more taught about the religious aspects of American history--how Roger Williams, Isaac Backus, and other Baptists were key in formulating the separation of church and state that modern Baptists want to abandon (or deny the existence of altogether), or how Protestant Ministers were so active in the KKK, for a couple of examples. That stuff would be controversial, but people might have more perspective if they knew about it.

      Even as an atheist, I do think that we have gone too far in taking historical aspects of the impact of religion on American life out of schools. But frankly the problem is, as in all countries, the fundamentalists. If that term is too broad, I do apologize. I'm aiming squarely at the biblical literalists, the ones whose worldviews are threatened by modern biology, geology, physics, cosmology, and basically everything from the Enlightenment on down. I don't mind at all if my neighbor believes that Jesus died for their sins, but I do mind if they want the school curriculum changed because they don't think that evolution or the heliocentric solar system can be reconciled with the bible. So if it makes you happy, you can blame the ACLU or a handful of atheists for taking Christianity out of the schools, but it was the nutjob minority within the Christian population that made that possible. Similarly, it's the nutjobs in the Islamic community that is making life so complicated for so many people. Personal faith is never the issue, and "being Christian" was never under attack. No one cares if you have a personal relationship with Jesus, or with Allah or anyone else.

    4. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and that 85% is a made up number. If it was true then a lot of things happening today just wouldn't be happening. You only have to read the freakin' news to see what is going on. Get your head out of the sand. Most of your post is just a straw man argument.

    5. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      About 85% of the population considers themselves Christian
      Oddly enough, about 85% of the population thinks that 90% of those who self-identify as christian aren't.

      People can refer to themselves as christian only when they want to confuse people about what they believe, because those who call themselves christian believe wildly different things.

      Christians are in the minority. The batshit loony always have been. Some believe in a zombie overlord that eats sins, and others believe in a definition of "love" that turns women's heads into salt. The guy who thinks wrapping his feet in wax paper prevents satan from controlling him isn't any less crazy- just necessarily less functional.

      This country wasn't founded by christians, but by humanists. The only thing that christians have in common is hate; some hate jews, some hate women, some hate other people that call themselves christian. Christians couldn't create something as awesome as America: only destroy it.

      Now that's not entirely true: There are a few people who call themselves christian who think that all they're doing is believing in something, and that how can that be bad? They are in the super minority: They're crazy enough to have an irrational belief, but not so crazy that they feel like hurting other people who lack that irrational belief.
    6. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Generally speaking I'm with you, but I don't think the GOP is going to come crashing down. What I'm really praying for is a schism, where the religious right casts out the libertarian non-believers.

      I really do think this split is inevitable, I just can't tell if it is going to happen by 2012 or 2020.

      When the GOP can't count on the suburban doctor's vote because he feels some strange loyalty to Regan, then they might wake up and at least make an attempt at applying logic to their fiscal policies.

      I think we could have a respectable debate between three parties, where O'Bama and Paul have a intelligent discourse, and ignore the rantings of Brownback.

    7. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>Yet to hear it, Christians are a persecuted minority

      No, they're a persecuted majority.

      In particular, small numbers of very vocal people file lawsuits against the majority to get them to do what they want.

    8. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by cloudwilliam · · Score: 0, Troll

      "The only problem, of course, is that the Democrats are just as bad, if not worse [than Republicans] and their policies are even more harmful to the country."

      Yeah, that whole Republican platform of bankrupting the treasury while waging open ended wars is fucking top notch. What's worse about the Democrats? Responsible governmental spending? Yeah, yeah, news flash, even Lyndon Johnson's wife is dead. So is the idea that Dems spend with abandon. Liberal social views--i.e. homosexuals, women and blacks deserve the benefits of full citizenship? Man, can't see how that's gonna harm the country. The idea that maybe we ought to limit our military actions to wars of necessity rather than wars of choice? Again, I don't know...that just sounds reasonable.

    9. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      In particular, small numbers of very vocal people file lawsuits against the majority to get them to do what they want.
      Like what? Stop using the public schools to proselytize to a captive audience? Stop trying to teach ID as science? No one is trying to control the Christians, unless by "control" you mean "stop projecting your religion onto the rest of us."

      Even the school prayer issue is overblown. Little Jane can pray silently to God all she wants, and God can hear her just fine. Her relationship with Christ cannot be threatened by the ACLU or any number of atheists. I can pray silently to Shiva or anyone I want at the beginning of the school day, before a test, or any other time, and that prayer is just as effective as if the teacher stopped class and led the rest of the kids in the prayer of my choice. Prayer in school is not about being Christian--it's about the government-funded school validating your religion by stopping what everyone is doing and praying the way you want to pray. That has more to do with pride than with spirituality. It's a pretty meager spirituality that needs validation by a government employee to avoid feeling persecuted.

    10. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by debrain · · Score: 1


      I think we're way beyond the point of ever having "small government" (God bless Ron Paul just the same). I'm in favor of more limited and fiscally disciplined government, like we had under Clinton.

      I believe it was under the "fiscally disciplined government" of Clinton that the military budget of the United States of America surpassed the military budget of every other country combined.

      Not to argue benefit/detriment about it. Just pointing out how absurd it is to call the US government fiscally disciplined at any point after, say, the 60's, relative to other countries (unless fiscally disciplined includes controlling the oil supplies by force, and that's cheaper than non-military control).

    11. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just pointing out how absurd it is to call the US government fiscally disciplined at any point after, say, the 60's, relative to other countries (unless fiscally disciplined includes controlling the oil supplies by force, and that's cheaper than non-military control).
      I think he meant fiscally disciplined relative to the current administration. Which only requires that money in >= money out.
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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    12. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other then Arnold for Gov., I haven't voted for a Republican for national office since 1999. I've even donated to Democrat campaigns. But I don't think I could ever consider myself a Democrat. I'm too much of a liberal in the old school sense.
      Then, out of sheer curiosity, why are you registered as a Republican?

    13. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      O'Bama

      Has the guy changed his nationality to Irish?

    14. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think we're way beyond the point of ever having "small government" (God bless Ron Paul just the same). I'm in favor of more limited and fiscally disciplined government, like we had under Clinton

      I believe it was under the "fiscally disciplined government" of Clinton that the military budget of the United States of America surpassed the military budget of every other country combined.

      Not to argue benefit/detriment about it. Just pointing out how absurd it is to call the US government fiscally disciplined at any point after, say, the 60's, relative to other countries (unless fiscally disciplined includes controlling the oil supplies by force, and that's cheaper than non-military control).

      The federal budget was in surplus (took in more than it spent) in each of Clinton's final four budgets.

      In the past 46 years, the budget has been in surplus for 5 of them. The fifth one was LBJ's last budget (FY 1969).

      Fiscal discipline has nothing to do with what the money is spent on... only that spending does not exceed income.

      Your point about military spending had nothing to do with the point of the grand parent poster, that the last time we had fiscal discipline was during the Clinton Administration.

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      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    15. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by E++99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      OTOH, regulation of morals is overstepping the proper bounds of government. (Fuck you, Christian Right.)

      As it is apparently your express fantasy to rape Christian conservatives, I suppose it is understandable you think it is "overstepping the proper bounds of government" to outlaw things such as rape.
    16. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by debrain · · Score: 1

      I think he meant fiscally disciplined relative to the current administration. Which only requires that money in >= money out.

      Oops, right you are - thanks for the clarification. :)

    17. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by E++99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Generally speaking I'm with you, but I don't think the GOP is going to come crashing down. What I'm really praying for is a schism, where the religious right casts out the libertarian non-believers.

      I really do think this split is inevitable, I just can't tell if it is going to happen by 2012 or 2020.

      Ah, yes. Part of the world-view that believes that as soon as we leave Iraq, all the mujahadeen will apologize and go home, and Al Qaeda will disband.

      I think we could have a respectable debate between three parties, where O'Bama and Paul have a intelligent discourse, and ignore the rantings of Brownback.

      I can see it now. "And Sen. Obama, what's your view on constitutional constructionism vis. the 9th and 10th amendments?" "Hope. Hopitty-hope-hope-hope. And I'm the only one not afraid to say it. Carbon-neutral hope to save the planet. Vote your hopes, not your fears. George Bush only votes his fears, but I'll be a president of ALL the people. Amen, and God bless America, because I'm very religious. Thank you."
    18. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by debrain · · Score: 1

      The federal budget was in surplus (took in more than it spent) in each of Clinton's final four budgets.

      In the past 46 years, the budget has been in surplus for 5 of them. The fifth one was LBJ's last budget (FY 1969).

      Fiscal discipline has nothing to do with what the money is spent on... only that spending does not exceed income.

      Your point about military spending had nothing to do with the point of the grand parent poster, that the last time we had fiscal discipline was during the Clinton Administration.


      That's a very good point and clarification, thank you. I wonder, though, if the reason for the problems with fiscal discipline relate to the spending on the military industrial complex. It may be that the spending on the military ultimately pays for itself. It just strikes me as more than a random correlation, though, that the largest spender on military forces by far, also has the highest monetary deficit by far.

    19. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      The term "fuck you" is a metaphor. It's an expression of anger, often against machines. Rape goes a bit beyond sexual morality and into the abuse category.

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    20. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1

      I wonder, though, if the reason for the problems with fiscal discipline relate to the spending on the military industrial complex. It may be that the spending on the military ultimately pays for itself. It just strikes me as more than a random correlation, though, that the largest spender on military forces by far, also has the highest monetary deficit by far.

      As a libertarian, I really don't care how much they're spending on various government programs.... just so that there is downward pressure on the amounts.

      I want it to be very difficult to increase spending and very easy to decrease spending... regardless of what the spending is on.

      --
      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    21. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by scheming+daemons · · Score: 1

      The term "fuck you" is a metaphor.

      True.... unless the words "I want to" precede it.

      --
      "I have as much authority as the pope, I just
      don't have as many people who believe it" - George Carlin

    22. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by E++99 · · Score: 1

      So if it makes you happy, you can blame the ACLU or a handful of atheists for taking Christianity out of the schools, but it was the nutjob minority within the Christian population that made that possible. Similarly, it's the nutjobs in the Islamic community that is making life so complicated for so many people. Personal faith is never the issue, and "being Christian" was never under attack. No one cares if you have a personal relationship with Jesus, or with Allah or anyone else.

      When you are being prersecuted by a branch of government that is not answerable to the people, it makes no difference how large the majority his who favors your side. It doesn't do you any good unless or until you take to arms.

      Regardless of whether or not the "nutjob Christians" somehow made it possible, the fact that a town would be prevented by the Courts (with the help of the ACLU), in clear contradiction to the 1st amendment, from putting a manger display in the town square on Christmas, while facing no such restriction from placing any other kind of display in the same place, illustrates that Christianity is an ideology persecuted by a powerful minority in control of the judicial branch of government, with no legal recourse for the People to do anything about it.
    23. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Choad+Namath · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. Part of the world-view that believes that as soon as we leave Iraq, all the mujahadeen will apologize and go home, and Al Qaeda will disband. Uh, where did you find that in this:

      Generally speaking I'm with you, but I don't think the GOP is going to come crashing down. What I'm really praying for is a schism, where the religious right casts out the libertarian non-believers. I really do think this split is inevitable, I just can't tell if it is going to happen by 2012 or 2020. ?
    24. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations! It's only 11:07 on Monday morning, and thanks to you I've already read the most ignorant statement I will see all week. Now that's productivity!

    25. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in the last inter-racial draft. Haven't you been paying attention?

    26. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christians are persecuted. It's just by their own church.

    27. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      Don't feed the troll...

    28. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by RicoX9 · · Score: 0

      While the Clinton years did good to reduce the budget (Keep in mind he had to work with a Republican Congress - Funny how things work better when those 2 branches offset each other). They were not *actually* balanced budgets. We were still using Social Security as part of the numbers. Separate SS, and we're in a deficit again. Add in the long-term accounts payable of SS, and we were actually still deficit spending. Not to dismiss the effort, it was a good start.

      Read here: The Great Surplus Debate for detail. "The surpluses belong to Social Security; there are no surpluses in the rest of the budget."

      I agree completely, we need to operate in a (money in) >= (money out) manner. I don't know if we'll ever get a group of people in Washington honest enough (HA!) to make that happen, no matter what political persuasion they claim.

      I think that there should not have been tax cuts 5 yrs ago. We should have taken the short-term punch-in-the-gut to the economy for the long-term benefits. A little every year starting then would have been far easier than the huge tax hikes that are inevitable in the near future.

      Iraq is a cluster-fsck. We could have waited and had far fewer people die through sanctions and Saddam's attentions. (For the sake of clarity, I bought the "Lets get Saddam/Iraq" thing as much as anyone else, hindsight is 20/20) We are going to be a century working our way out of this one if we start correcting things after the next election (big "if" knowing how Congress works).

      Ah well. Time to do something less frustrating and get a little work done.

    29. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

      You very obviously have no idea what a straw man argument is. The GP put a strong position forward that broadened and responded, correctly, to its parent post. Just because you disagree doesn't make it a straw man.

    30. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm in favor of more limited and fiscally disciplined government, like we had under Clinton.

      It sometimes seems to me that the rational voter should vote "against" the presidential candidate that espouses his values... Once in office there are powerful temptations pushing presidents to pursue policies that are the opposite of their party's positions. They will face withering criticism for being an "extremist" or "radical" if they govern according to their stated principles. They dare not go too far. On the other hand they want grand political successes... and that's VERY hard to get pursuing the traditional policy goals of their own party because they need support from the opposing party to do anything big. BUT... it's very EASY to do if you pick one or two policy goals of the opposing party... as the head of your party you can get grudging support & even apparent enthusiasm (big smiles through gritted teeth) from all but the most principled/radical/extremist in your own party, and the support of much of the opposition as well. You can have way more success pursuing your opponents goals than you can pursuing your own (or your opponent would have pursuing his goals himself). As they said "Only Nixon can go to China"

      After overreaching pursuing liberal policies he didn't run on Clinton got his head handed to him in the '92 mid-terms. After that he only pursued essentially Republican policies (at least on the big things). A Republican could never have had the successes Clinton had in reforming welfare along Republican lines. It was a huge success for a conservative Republican policy... He has no comparable successes enacting liberal Democratic policies. In terms of policy Clinton would have been considered very successful *as a Republican* His reputation for success as a Democrat is purely a matter of politics (You WIN politically when you steal your opponents policies)

      By the same token Bush's pursued and won the Medicare prescription drug benefit that Clinton failed to get (a HUGE spending increase Clinton wanted but gave up on) and pushed through an Education policy largely written by Ted Kennedy that won more Democratic than Republican votes. He is criticized even on these policies by his opponents but they could not gotten anywhere near as much had they pursued those policies themselves (indeed they didn't.. Clinton's similar Medicare prescription drug bill was a huge political defeat). On domestic policy the Bush administration has been a huge success for Democratic policy goals.

      Now, in a million small ways each President's administration was/is true to their parties goals if only because of the dictum "personnel is policy" and their personnel in thousands of political posts are party loyalists & true believers. But for their really big policy changes (on the Domestic front at least) they were effectively (very effectively) members of the opposite party.

    31. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Please see my sig for commentary.

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    32. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      All of the judeo-christian groupthink revolves around promoting the sense of being embattled, that everyone is against them. This engenders a stronger group identity and keeps people from straying or questioning the authority of their religious leaders.

      This is also the way cults like Scientology work. They don't expose their initiates to the Zenu BS until they've formed a strong identification of being in the group and are therefore less willing to walk away when this is revealed to them.

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      I am becoming gerund, destroyer of verbs.
    33. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Duds · · Score: 1

      > Religious discrimination is only against Christians these days.

      The Islamic countries that have been bombed by the US and UK just so Bush and Blair didn't look like total fuckwits might disagree with you.

    34. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Copid · · Score: 1

      When you are being prersecuted by a branch of government that is not answerable to the people, it makes no difference how large the majority his who favors your side. It doesn't do you any good unless or until you take to arms.
      If by "persecuted" you mean not being allowed to use government power and tax money to support one particular religion, then yes, I suppose you're being persecuted. I tend to think of it as "limiting abuse of government power" though.

      Regardless of whether or not the "nutjob Christians" somehow made it possible, the fact that a town would be prevented by the Courts (with the help of the ACLU), in clear contradiction to the 1st amendment, from putting a manger display in the town square on Christmas, while facing no such restriction from placing any other kind of display in the same place, illustrates that Christianity is an ideology persecuted by a powerful minority in control of the judicial branch of government, with no legal recourse for the People to do anything about it.
      First, I'd hardly say that having to take down a particular religious idol from public display is "persecution" when that idol is paid for by tax money and put on public land. Second, it's fascinating to me that the conservatives wail and scream about their tax dollars being "wasted" on programs that don't benefit them and that (they say) should be undertaken by private donations to private organizations that represent those interests. Then, the moment they get the opportunity to piss away public money on religious trinkets and decorations which serve no practical purpose other than to promote the majority religion and stroke the egos of the people in power, they jump on it.

      "Health care for the poor? Fuck no! A sequined glow-in-the-dark Jesus idol? Where do I sign the check?" WTF??
      --
      An interesting anagram of "BANACH TARSKI" is "BANACH TARSKI BANACH TARSKI"
    35. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      I agree for the most part, but >blockquote>(money in) >= (money out)isn't quite correct. What it should be is

      sum(money in) >= sum(money out).

      I have no problem operating at a deficit when necessary; but it has to be done rationally. In the end, the summation of cash flow over time must be a positive number.

      Personally, I think that it's better to fulfill your obligations and promises, even if you have to suffer to do so. Restating your obligations and breaking your promises only hurts us as a country in the long run.
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    36. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Copid · · Score: 1

      In particular, small numbers of very vocal people file lawsuits against the majority to get them to do what they want.
      There's a key issue with your phrasing: The lawsuits are to *prevent* the majority from doing things, not to force them to do things. "Stop doing that!" is very different from, "Do this because I say so" in the context of abuse of government power. No, you can't use our taxpayer money to promote your religion. Cry me a river.
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      An interesting anagram of "BANACH TARSKI" is "BANACH TARSKI BANACH TARSKI"
    37. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Note: Other then Arnold for Gov., I haven't voted for a Republican for national office since 1999. I've even donated to Democrat campaigns. But I don't think I could ever consider myself a Democrat. I'm too much of a liberal in the old school sense. Really old school.

      I hope you re-register republican and vote Ron Paul in the primaries. He's the only hope we've got to have a real libertarian republican in the white house.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    38. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Octopus · · Score: 1

      Note: Other then Arnold for Gov., I haven't voted for a Republican for national office since 1999. I've even donated to Democrat campaigns. But I don't think I could ever consider myself a Democrat. I'm too much of a liberal in the old school sense. Really old school. Like Milton Freidman "old school", or Horace Mann "old school"?
    39. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I'm still registered as a Republican. I plan on voting for Ron Paul in the primary if he can hang in there. I'm not a libertarian, although I do favor some libertarian policies, especially as related to social and moral issues. However, I don't think he'll get the nomination. (I hope he still makes a good showing.) While I liked Bill, I just don't trust Hillary. I don't hate her, I just don't trust her. If she gets the Democratic nomination I would probably vote for her, but not without a lot of misgivings. Still, I can't imagine voting for any Republican that is likely to get the nomination.

      I know people that know Obama personally. I hear good things about him leadership-wise. He's supposedly good at brokering compromises and reaching consensus. Most of the money he's raised is coming from a lot of small contributors, not vested interests. I could vote for him and feel OK about it.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    40. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Plebis · · Score: 0

      The Governator catches a lot of flak from the left, but I'm an avowed Socialist and in all honesty I have to say Arnold is better than a lot of the Democrats out there.

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      "Dude, pounds are so metric, fuck that." - Noah
    41. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Anonymous+Coward+Gra · · Score: 1
      The problem many liberals and democrats have is they believe that all Republicans are conservative. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, probably less than half could make a real case for it.

      That is why many conservative ideas don't get done EVEN when the Republicans controlled all 3 branches of government.

    42. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I was once told by someone who studies political history that my views were closest to Edmund Burke, and that I was a old school whig (i.e., the original English Whigs, not the U.S. Whig Party).

      Friedman based a lot of his ideas on Hayak, who was an influence on the whole Chicago School. But Hayak did see a bigger role for the government than Friedman did. Hayak wasn't inherently against regulation of industry I don't think. It just needs to be equitable and transparent.

      I don't think we'll ever see a truly free market. It's an ideal. But the closer we can come to the ideal, the better we will all be. The main stumbling block to a free market today is not government regulation and taxation, but lack of transparency and lack of access to information.

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    43. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      E++ is nuts, but (in his favor) he's a mad scientist, so I cut him some slack.

      Now, what was that you were saying about angry sex with machines? Is there a mail list for this?

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    44. Re:we need to call BS on "small government" by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      What you may have meant is that proseletyzing and evangelizing aren't welcomed in schools because many Americans, including many Christian Americans, don't want those things in schools--they think that spiritual matters belong at home or in the church, not in the building kids go to to learn the three Rs.

      Yeah, the modern form of "persecution" is "not allowed to shove their religion down the throats of everyone else". Enforcing separation of Church and State is "persecution".

      The thing is that Christianity has built within it a strong concept of being Christian as a burden, and that one should remain devout even in the face of persecution and that doing so is a brave and spiritually uplifting thing to do. So many are desperate to have their "cross to bear" and claim they are persecuted. But of course when Christians are 85% of the population actual persecution is hard to come by. None of these people saying they're being persecuted have any idea what real persecution is like. Back when this concept of shouldering the burden of persecution was written about, admitting you were Christian could result in you being fed to the lions for the amusement of the Roman people. At various times and places throughout history Christians have also been persecuted -- like the U.S.S.R. Ironically the Separation Clause was written in part because of the various Protestant sects that were fleeing the oppression of the Church of England. But this was never the case in the United States, so now the 1st Ammendment is seen as an obstacle to creating a state religion, and that's "persecution".

      I'm a Christian, and I've been persecuted more for being part Puerto Rican even though I don't really look it. The only "persecution" I've ever received is people who discover I'm Christian and assume I'm the kind of asshole who is going to try to shove my religion down their throats. Once they find out I'm not, I can usually even have religious discussions with no issues.

      In my mind there's not much more pathetic than a male WASP whining about being persecuted.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
  22. A Better Way..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do we investigate politicians for corruption *AFTER* they fuck things up, instead of investigating politicians for competence *BEFORE* they fuck things up?

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
    1. Re:A Better Way..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do we investigate politicians for corruption *AFTER* they fuck things up, instead of investigating politicians for competence *BEFORE* they fuck things up?

      They're called elections.

      No, just kidding! That would require an informed public, which would result from an inquisitive media that is independent of the political system and advocates for the people.

      Mod +1 funny.

    2. Re:A Better Way..... by MadJo · · Score: 1

      Because then we wouldn't have any politicians, and that would be bad... oh, erm, no, that would be a good thing.

      *joins IHC Navistar in his protest*

    3. Re:A Better Way..... by qengho · · Score: 1

      Why do we investigate politicians for corruption *AFTER* they fuck things up

      One of my favorite lines from Arthur C. Clarke goes something like: "In the late 20th century it was decided that the only absolute disqualification for holding public office was the desire to do so."

    4. Re:A Better Way..... by amishdisco · · Score: 1

      We obviously need a campaign to preemptively remove corrupt politicians from office.

    5. Re:A Better Way..... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Are you sure that wasn't Douglas Adams?

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      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
    6. Re:A Better Way..... by bhalter80 · · Score: 1

      We do its call an election, it is your duty to investigate the candidates the best you can prior to choosing which one to vote for. This does not mean seeing the (R),(D) or (U) next to their name and deciding that you've investigated them.

  23. How were the bribes delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they use dumptrucks full of cash, or a series of money tubes?

    1. Re:How were the bribes delivered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [North] Western Tube-ion.

      The fastest way to embezzle money, worldwide.

  24. Politicians are corrupt? by splutty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Democrats say all Republicans are liars. Republicans say all Democrats are liars. And this is the only time both of them speak the truth.

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    Coz eternity my friend, is a long *ing time.
    1. Re:Politicians are corrupt? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      There's an easier way to tell. They're lying whenever their lips move.

      --
      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:Politicians are corrupt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Democrats say all Republicans are liars. Republicans say all Democrats are liars. And this is the only time both of them speak the truth.

      There's no difference between the Republicans and the Democrats.

      They're both as stupid, evil, greedy, and corrupt as the Republicans.

  25. here is the fishy part by someone1234 · · Score: 1
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  26. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry for being just a dumb European, but what's out of the ordinary here? Isn't this how politics always work in the US?
    Didn't Disney Corp pay for the Micky Mouse Act, and the RIAA and/or MPAA for the DMCA?

  27. Brown envelopes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Senate is a series of brown envelopes.

  28. Rep. Don Young is not a Senator by ortcutt · · Score: 2, Informative

    The other Alaskan senator, also a Republican, is under a cloud as well.
    Don Young (R) is Alaska's sole Representative in Congress, not the other Alaskan Senator.
    1. Re:Rep. Don Young is not a Senator by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1
      GP:

      The other Alaskan senator, also a Republican, is under a cloud as well.
      PP, responding to GP:

      Don Young (R) is Alaska's sole Representative in Congress, not the other Alaskan Senator.
      But the thing is that Alaska's other Senator, Lisa Murkowski (appointed to the job by her father), like the other two congresscritters from Alaska, is a Republican, and she is under an ethics cloud as well, just as the GP said.

      http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/003718.php

      I hope the parent poster doesn't feel bad. This kind of corruption is rampant after 6 years of Republican control of all three branches of the Federal government with no kind of oversight, and with the Republican leadership having willfully ignored or even removed the famous "checks and balances" we hear about in US history classes on the US government. Anyway, with all the corruption, it's easy to get confused.
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  29. Corrupt politicians? by madbawa · · Score: 1

    How is that news ????

  30. Let's hope he gets sent to gaol.. by 10bellies · · Score: 1

    ..then we can see how quickly his 'series of tubes' gets blocked.

    1. Re:Let's hope he gets sent to gaol.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are Americans so obsessed with the anal rape of convicts?

      Wouldn't that count as cruel and unusual punishment?

    2. Re:Let's hope he gets sent to gaol.. by 10bellies · · Score: 1

      Doesn't my use of the correct spelling of gaol suggest I'm not American?

  31. Politicians are Corrupt! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    News at 11.

    But is an example of that fact going to lead to an interesting discussion on Slashdot?

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    1. Re:Politicians are Corrupt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is an example of that fact going to lead to an interesting discussion on Slashdot? I know, let us begin an interesting discussion of this question! Anyone who will argue that it won't has already lost.
  32. Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aside of snide tube jokes and I'm pretty sure the "down the tubes" comment I read wasn't the only one, do you really think this is funny?

    I mean, it may be selective journalism (ya know, you only hear about the bad ones), but why do we have corrupt politicians? Hell, don't we pay them more than enough? Why the corruption? I can see why a politician in Roman times had to be corrupt. Politics was a sport for the upper class because it was unpaid.

    Today we're far from that. They usually have paychecks that make the average person go green in envy. Still that's appearantly not enough and they want more, more, more. And don't think it's an US phenomenon, you have the same greedy, bribable bastards all over the planet.

    Why, I ask? Are politicians getting worse or do we just hear about it more often today?

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    1. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by bug_hunter · · Score: 1

      Everybody wants more power when they get a taste.

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    2. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Dracos · · Score: 1

      Because politicians get into politics to gain power for themselves, not to perform the public service they were elected to do.

      Congresscritters are paid a good salary, but it's still a pittance compared to the diamond-encrusted carrots K street lobbyists dangle in front of their noses every day.

    3. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by MLease · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We do hear about everything that happens more often today (especially the bad stuff, because that's the most newsworthy) than our ancestors did; we have better communication. But in politics, once corruption sets in, it's hard to reverse. When most people are honestly trying to serve the good of the people, things are reasonably good. However, when corrupt and corruptible people start getting into office, they find themselves with a competitive advantage. They are willing to do or say whatever it takes to get and keep office. The honest and principled ones begin to compromise or go down in defeat, and the general ethical level gets lower. It happened to Rome, and it's happening to us.

      -Mike

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    4. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are politicians getting worse or do we just hear about it more often today?

      I think we just hear about it more often. Remember, we now have a series of tubes that can be used to instantly transmit any negative information around the planet.

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    5. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by jon287 · · Score: 1

      Simple: Good men do real things with their lives that really contribute to society.
      Only people who seem do be able do do nothing useful themselves but feel entitled to control everyone else's usefulness are interested in politics.

          Add to that the lure of essentially free money and you've got a formula for attracting societies worst losers, the kind our hunter-gatherer ancestors would have simply left to starve out on the plains for not pulling their own weight.

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    6. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      "Only people who seem do be able do do nothing useful themselves but feel entitled to control everyone else's usefulness are interested in politics."

      I disagree. As with anything where power is involved, you get a lot of self-centered jerks that want the power to help themselves, and you get selfless saints that want the power to help everyone else, and you get get a whole slew in-between those extremes.

      But thanks to our media, all we ever hear about are the jerks. If Senator X successfully improves the quality of the schools in State Y, while saving money, the media doesn't care. If Senator Z takes a bribe -at all, for any reason-, it's big news and everyone hears about it when its discovered.

      The media thrives on negativity. If you get all your news from the media, you'll have a lot more negative than positive. Don't base your statistics on what you've seen on the evening news as it will be horribly skewed and unrealistic.

      My current boss plans to eventually run for a local office because he believes he can make a difference at that level. He's not a saint, I'm sure, but at least his plan includes the intention of helping, instead of just getting power.

      I'm not making excuses for Senator "Tubes", but I seriously doubt he started out corrupt. Likely he just couldn't resist the lure of free home upgrades/etc. He probably even told himself he would accept the money, but not change a thing about how he votes. Anyone who's been through that knows it's impossible, of course. If you're a 'good' person, there's always some portion of your mind thinking about the briber, and how to return the favor. If you're a 'bad' person, then you're thinking about how to make the briber happy, so they'll bribe you again. It will skew your perceptions and thinking, even if you've the best of intentions.

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    7. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Basically, politicians are powerful people who do what powerful people normally do -- they get favors from other wealthy people, and return the favor at a later date. However, since they are a public servant, instead of a CEO, they aren't supposed to do that.

      It's just like when your buddy comes over to help you work on your patio, and you give him a six-pack for his efforts, or help him find a job at the place you work at, only on a much larger scale. I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine, is human nature.

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    8. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      It's not politicians, it's people. How many people you know would spend $350 million of someone else's money to get 10% of it themselves? Assuming it was very unlikely they'd be caught (and even if they were, the consequences would be minimal)?

      The problem is that our society really takes net worth as the measure of a man. It's not just a conscious thing, it's buried deep inside our minds. "Oh, he's doing pretty well, plenty of money." And, of course, we can't help but be attracted to the rewards that money brings. Everyone wants more money. More.

      Politicians aren't particularly worse than anyone else. They are the predictable fruit of a society that has greed as its beating heart.

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    9. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I mean, it may be selective journalism (ya know, you only hear about the bad ones), but why do we have corrupt politicians?"

      We get crooks because we want crooks. We consistently vote for politicians who promise and shamelessly deliver all the pork earmarks they can get their hands on. Our biggest question on election day is "How much money can you get me?"

      When you get right down to it, it's not that Stevens took a kickback, it's that he didn't share this one with the rest of the district.

    10. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And quite obviously, those tubes need to be sealed, because what you cannot hear does not exist.

      Hey, it works the other way 'round, too, when you hear constantly about it, it has to exist. WMDs anyone?

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    11. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't spend those 10% for me. It's not my money. I would spend it on projects I believe in, in projects I see value in, and that might not be to everyone's liking. I'd probably try to build a city-wide WiFi net, and not care about the people who don't use computers. But the ones with computers will probably be happy about it.

      But I'd certainly not build a little palace for my personal use or a vacation for me and my buddies. It's not my money, it belongs to the voters. Yes, even if it's bribe money.

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    12. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      I can't say; I don't know you. Maybe you're honest, maybe you're not. But then, maybe you're not putting yourself in the situation. The idea is pretty far from your mind, it must seem very unreal. The prospect of having all the things you've ever wanted is little more than a fantasy. It might be harder to turn down when all you need to do is sign on the dotted line.

      Maybe this says something about me. I aspire to political office; maybe I'm the crooked one. But what I see about our society leads me to the inexplicable conclusion that greed is one of our most important values.

      N.b. I'd like to think I wouldn't take the money either. But when the yacht filled with plasma TVs and models pulls up to the dock... I'd certainly be tested.

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    13. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I've been in the situation. I can say that I can handle bribes well and turn them down. Maybe it wasn't tempting enough, maybe you can't buy me with money alone, but I can say that I was very easily able to turn it down.

      What certainly helped was that it would've gone against my principles. And that I don't care too much for money. Make sure I got about 2k a month at my disposal and I'm already more than happy. And that's quite possible to achive with the average income of a politician. Easily possible.

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    14. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by cyanyde · · Score: 1

      Don't you ever get on the highway, speed up to 55 miles an hour, and get bored? Speed up to 65, then get bored? I think newton and einstein figured it out. You really only enjoy things when you're accelerating, it's pretty boring when you're not.

    15. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why the corruption?

      Because it's legal. "Campaign contributions" is a nice term for bribes. When you initially get your office with bribes, why do you think they will get better once they have power? Politics have been corrupt as long as there has been government. Or do you really think that God came down and blessed the royal family giving them more power than anyone else? I think that's a lie by those in power to generate fear and submission, but, as I understand it, is still the official stance on the royal family of England (and most other royal families). Or how about the nepotism that predates monarchies? Power corrupts.

    16. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Darby · · Score: 1

      I can see why a politician in Roman times had to be corrupt.

      You might either want to define what you mean by "Roman times" or read "The Rise of the Roman Empire" by Polybius. It was written towards the end of what we generally consider to be the Roman Republic. In it, the author compares and contrasts Rome, Sparta and Carthage. One of the major differences he found between Carthage and Rome was that Carthaginian officials were more or less entirely corrupt to the point where the various bribe amounts required were practically posted on the walls. The Roman officials were put to death for accepting bribes, so there was far less corruption in Rome and the economy was much stronger.

      Of course, only the upper class could run or vote, so there was less need to be corrupt, since what might be considered corruption in a more populist society was just good government policy.

      Everyone likes to remember the Roman Empire, but the Roman Republic lasted well over 400 years and constituted the major period of growth of the "empire".

      Even more off topic, it's interesting how he compared the economies. In Sparta, no man could own more than another and if he somehow ended up with a lot of stuff it was taken away and redistributed. Polybius's assessment was that there was no way Sparta would ever be more than a local power since no real major trading was going to happen. (Communism, basically)

      In Carthage there was pretty much nothing that was considered immoral provided that it made money. (America today, basically)

      In Rome, making money was just fine, but there were just some things one didn't do for fear of being ostracized or executed. ( The ideal out of the three).

    17. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "Why, I ask? Are politicians getting worse or do we just hear about it more often today"

      Look up William Harding and Teapot Dome. Then Tamany Hall. They aren't much worse today than they ever were. Power always attracts scum. And eventually it corrupts even the honest.

      We hear more about it today than we used too, when only the really big scandals made the papers.

      I remember my Dad raving on about what a corrupt SOB LBJ turned out to be, which really offended him because he had fallen for the "GoldWater will get you nuked" commercial back in '64. He said Nixon was a saint compared to Johnson. I don't know eactly why, as I was paying more attention to Mighty Mouse at that time. But he hated LBJ with a deep passion, and alleged corruption was why.

    18. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      I've been in the situation. I can say that I can handle bribes well and turn them down.

      Then you'd be a poor choice for a politician, since you would get little to no funding. If you can't be bought, be prepared to work much harder than others to get funds for your campaign. Contributers expect returns on their investments, and they expect to influence those whose campaigns they helped to achieve success. Since campaigns for higher office require quite a lot of money, this is why we get so many unscrupulous people in power -- they're funded specifically because they can be bought.

    19. Re:Tubes aside, why do we got nothing but crooks? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. When you take money from companies whose goals match yours, you can actually achive what you want with their money, while they get their ROI as well.

      Might explain why communist parties all over the world struggle with funding...

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  33. Slashdot: News for GeekTards! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why is this article here?

  34. Tubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jail is like a series of tubes. The bars are those tubes, and those "tubes" keep you from escaping. It is like a firewall, if you will, to protect the rest of society from you doing them harm.

  35. Be Inspired by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmm... an article about two corrupt Republicans, but your joke "i don't hate all republicans. just the corrupt ones" is somehow modded Offtopic? Was funny for me anyway :-)

    As for Poor Senator 'Tubes', seek inspiration. Ask yourself, "Now what would Scooter do?"

  36. Onthe whole "tubes" comment by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    It is a bloody series of tubes. Or at elast it's a perfectly adeqaute metaphor.

    Why do people seem to pick up on the most meaningful part of a largely ignorant an ill-informed speech?

    1. Re:Onthe whole "tubes" comment by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Because, to quote the /. topic subtitle, "It's funny. Laugh.".

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    2. Re:Onthe whole "tubes" comment by hey! · · Score: 1

      No, it's a ridiculously bad metaphor. Bad metaphors take something that is difficult to understand and give you a simple, understandable framework to reason about them that has only only one flaw: it leads to the wrong conclusions.

      What the Internet really is is a set of commonly agreed upon conventions that allow us to communicate even if our operating systems, hardware, and service vendors are different. It is more about RFCs than routers. Embedded in those common conventions are a strict egalitarianism. Egalitarianism leads to low market entry barriers, low market entry barriers lead to meritocracy. The strict egalitarianism of the Internet has spawned more invention than any government imposed intellectual property monopoly.

      The "Tubes" metaphor describes some of the topological possibilities of the Internet in an imprecise but not entirely inaccurate way. It says nothing useful about the management of the Internet.

      Al Gore used to use the "Information Superhighway" metaphor, a metaphor which is dreadful from the point of view of describing the technology of the Internet, but marvelously apt when describing its economic function. Anybody with goods can select from any competing shipping service to move those goods to customers over a superhighway. He doesn't have to deal with the owner of a canal or the train tracks. Superhighways enable economic growth by encouraging competition between shipping providers and lower barriers to market for entrepreneurs. Anybody can use the superhighway, to become a tycoon or a tourist it is up to them.

      The "Series of Tubes" metaphor, as used by Sen. Stevens, leads to an Internet that is more like a patchwork of interconnected pastures. You can get anyplace through a series of gates, provided you have the permission of the every succeeding pasture's owner. The result is that as a customer, you have a choice of ranchers, but you'll still be a sheep no matter how nice the pasture.

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  37. Obligatory by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -- Lord Acton

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  38. Stuff that matters? by maroberts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I want to read about corrupt politicians, I'll read CNN.
    How is this of interest to the Slashdot community?

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    1. Re:Stuff that matters? by theghost · · Score: 1

      Well...i'm a member of the slashdot community and it's of interest to me. I'm pretty sure a few of the people who wrote some of the hundreds of other comments are interested as well.

      FYI, the generally accepted practice is to ignore things that don't interest you, not to enter into a discussion about them.

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    2. Re:Stuff that matters? by maroberts · · Score: 1

      I'm not disputing that it may be of interest to people of the Slashdot community. I read legal and political news as much as the next person, maybe more. Hell, I even read the linked article to the story.

      The point was that this news item had nothing to do with Slashdot's raison d'etre, where even political news has some link to technology. This one didn't even pretend to.

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    3. Re:Stuff that matters? by theghost · · Score: 1
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  39. Unfortunately by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Both parties are kind of two sides of the same coin. They are both for big government, just different big government. Republicans are for big government in things like military and infrastructure spending (needed or not). Democrats are for big government in things like entitlement payments. Likewise neither party is really for personal freedom. They both want to you be free to do things they like and prevented from doing things they do. Democrats are all about the freedom for things like gay marriage, but want to make it illegal to say things that hurt others feelings (hate speech laws). Republicans are happy to protect your right to be a bigot, but like hell they want to let gays get married.

    Now of course there are exceptions to these rules, and if you are voting for someone in the major parties that's what you have to look at, is their politics not the party politics because BOTH parties are for big government and BOTH are for restricting personal freedom. You can also vote libertarian, at least assuming they'll run a candidate that isn't a complete nutjob in your area.

    1. Re:Unfortunately by mux2000 · · Score: 1

      You can't equate freedom to marry a (same-sex) loved one to hate speech.

      All freedom must be limited by the effect it has on the environment, society and other people. Hate-speech hurts other people. Whatever gay people wish to do between themselves is nobody else's business, and hurts no-one.

      Saying 'they're both shit because they want to limit your freedom' is kinda like saying the gestapo were the same as kindergarten teachers whereever you live (assuming you don't have Nazi kindergarten teachers, in which case, find your own examples). They both limit your freedom, but one does it in order to subdue and subject you, and the other in order to maintain peace and control bad behaviour (OMG Godwinned!).

      Now that I think of it, burn all kindergarten teachers!!!one!

    2. Re:Unfortunately by empvirus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and at this point I'm left with the feeling like I'm playing one of those carnival games. You know, guess which one isn't the idiot. But the joke is on us, because they're ALL idiots. And people wonder why I don't like political parties...

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    3. Re:Unfortunately by hey! · · Score: 1

      Since when are the Democrats aginst free speech? Is it the Democrats who call it treason to criticize a President of their own party? Or who think critics of a war ought to be sent to the gas chamber (http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/arti cle2766040.ece)?

      I should point out that "Hate Speech" is badly named. All hateful speech isn't "hate speech". "Hate speech" isn't just speech that makes people feel bad.

      Hate speech is coercive speech -- speech that is intended to restrict the enjoyment of rights by the use of intimidation and threats.

      That speech can be illegally coercive is not a radical idea. When threats are used used in connection with coercing quantifiable economic value from somebody, is has always been illegal under common law. If you get somebody to agree to a contract by hinting that they might have their house burned down, that is a crime. The problem is the common law doesn't help you when you are exercising your non-economic rights; your right to speak or worship as you please, the right to live and work where you please, because you can't put a dollar figure on these things. They are priceless, and therefore valueless under that branch of the law.

      So "Hate Speech" laws ideally should just extend to every area of your rights the protection you enjoy for your economic rights. I agree such laws can easily overstep this bounds, and so should be approached as presumptively unconstitutional until shown to be narrowly tailored to meet that end. A hate speech law is bound to be imperfect; it is better that it do less than we would wish than more than we can justify. But it is not necessarily anti-liberty.

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    4. Re:Unfortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is it the Democrats who call it treason to criticize a President of their own party?

      Yes.

      But I'm sure you'll find some way to rationalize the behavior of your beloved cult leader.

      I have insisted that Congress pass strong anti-terrorism legislation immediately -- to provide for more than 1,000 new law enforcement personnel solely to fight terrorism; to create a domestic anti-terrorism center; ...

      This is about America's future. It is about your future.

      We can do this without undermining our constitutional rights. In fact, the failure to act will undermine those rights. ...

      I would like to say something to [those] who believe the greatest threat to America comes not from terrorists from within our country or beyond our borders, but from our own government. ...

      I believe you have every right, indeed you have the responsibility, to question our government when you disagree with its policies. And I will do everything in my power to protect your right to do so. But I also know there have been lawbreakers among those who espouse your philosophy. ...

      The people who came to the United States to bomb the World Trade Center were wrong. ...

      If you say that government is in a conspiracy to take your freedom away, you are just plain wrong. ...

      How dare you suggest that we in the freest nation on Earth live in tyranny. ...

      [T]here is nothing patriotic about hating your country, or pretending that you can love your country but despise your government.


      -The President of the United States
        Michigan State University (May 5, 1995)
        http://tinyurl.com/bln3j

      and

      We recognized, once again, that we can't love our country and hate
      our government.


      -The President of the United States
        Weekly Radio Address (December 30, 1995)
        http://tinyurl.com/a2nwa

      and

      ...So if somebody believes someone who is working for the government
      has mistreated them, take it to the appropriate authority, make it
      public if you want to, but be specific. But do not condemn people who
      work for the government. That's the kind of mentality that produced
      Oklahoma City....


      -The President of the United States
        Billings, Montana (June 1, 1995)
        http://tinyurl.com/a6bnr
    5. Re:Unfortunately by moore.dustin · · Score: 1

      There are three main areas the government is involved in with its people. They would be the economy, culture, and social issues. Libs - Big government in economy, small in social and culture Repubs - Big government in social and cultural issues, but not economy. Libertarians - Small in all three

  40. Why is this posted on slashdot? by krygny · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What does this have to do with what most /.ers are interested in? Or did I miss it when /. declared itself just another tool of the political left. We already know that it is, but you don't have to be as obvious about you bias as FOX or the NY Times (which is where I go to read this kind of crap; and I never go there; hence, I don't read this kind of crap).

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    1. Re:Why is this posted on slashdot? by FunWithKnives · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For being a member of a tech website, you are certainly acting like a cluser. It really is quite simple to turn off the politics section. It isn't rocket surgery.

      But you knew that, didn't you?

      I am, unlike you, actually quite interested in the corruption of this government and our supposed "civil servants." Feel free to bury your head in the sand of ignorance, but don't drag me down with you.

      (Sorry for feeding the troll)

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  41. "just as bad" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On a side note, I'd agree that the Democrats are probably just as corrupt, on average. Just as unresponsive to voter desires. But it wasn't a Democratic president that signed off on torture, gutted habeus corpus, claims to be exempt from any laws he doesn't like, put Americans under surveillance in direct violation of written law, and started an open-ended war with no clearly defined objectives that, and which became a terrorist recruiter's wet dream. So the Republican party has the standard complement of corruption and hubris, true, but then you add in all this other stuff, and the "just as bad" warning rings a bit false. Corruption + "we have to redefine torture so what we're doing isn't torture" is not the same thing as corruption alone.

    1. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>Corruption + "we have to redefine torture so what we're doing isn't torture" is not the same thing as corruption alone.

      Clinton was corrupt. Bush isn't corrupt, he just doesn't respect civil rights. I know, I know, liberals love to howl about Halliburton, etc. etc. But if you read about it:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halliburton#Iraq_cont roversy ...you realize the whole thing is just biased shill-talk. There's no real controversy. Cheny doesn't get paid by Halliburton (a fixed pension doesn't count).

      Clinton was corrupt and had no respect for civil rights AND murdered his own citizens. Waco. Ruby Ridge. Lewinsky afraid for her life.

      "Democrats, way worse then us" -- new Republican slogan for '08?

    2. Re:"just as bad" by bhalter80 · · Score: 1

      and started an open-ended war with no clearly defined objectives that, and which became a terrorist recruiter's wet dream
      I thought Kennedy was a Democrat when he did something similar in the 1960's, oh wait that wasn't a war it was a police action.
    3. Re:"just as bad" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      it was a police action.
      ...started by Eisenhower. And no, I'm not positing that Democrats don't start or perpetuate BS wars. You just chose a poor example. Johnson would've been better.
    4. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it wasn't a Democratic president that ... claims to be exempt from any laws he doesn't like,

      Where were you during the 1990s?

      That's exactly what Clinton did.

      http://www.reason.com/news/show/30591.html

      License to Grill

      How the Clintons invited Ken Starr into their private lives.

      Virginia Postrel | April 1998

      Like just about everyone else in America, I believe Bill Clinton had a sexual affair--if not dictionary-definition "sexual relations"--with intern Monica Lewinsky. I think it's likely, though by no means a sure thing, that he lied about that affair in a sworn deposition. And I wouldn't put it past him to suborn perjury or obstruct justice, though the evidence at this writing is very murky on those serious charges.

      The president has what is popularly known as a zipper problem. He appears to like the sort of women who are unlikely to head health care task forces or jet off to Davos, Switzerland, to lecture the world on the morally corrupting effects of capitalism. Given both power and charisma, Clinton seems to have ample opportunity to act on his impulses. And though it's unlikely that Lewinsky will be his final fling, he manages to hold his marriage together and even inspire ferocious loyalty in his wife. Power and charisma probably have something to do with that feat too.

      Clinton also lies all the time--so much that he often appears unable to tell he's doing it. His State of the Union address was full of what Washington Post columnist James Glassman rightly calls "big, brazen, and undeniable" lies, starting with "two whoppers": that "we have the smallest government in 35 years" and that Clinton wants to spend any budget surplus on Social Security rather than new programs. The government has shrunk (modestly) by only one measure, the number of federal employees; it spends, taxes, and regulates more than ever. And Clinton is proposing so many new spending programs--without offsetting cuts--that he can't fund them without substantial new taxes on cigarettes and corporate income. Given his lies about policy, and about his past, it's not surprising that even his political allies disbelieve him about Monica Lewinsky.

      Nonetheless, Clinton does not deserve his current round of legal troubles. To be publicly humiliated as a moral weakling, lacking both judgment and self-control--that he deserves. To be distrusted by both intimates and the general public--he deserves that too. But for sexual pecadillos and routine lies to lead to possible high crimes and misdemeanors takes more than just Clinton's personal flaws. It takes very bad policy.

      There is one sense in which the president deserves what has happened to him: He and his political allies are the people who made it possible, who created the legal mechanisms by which his private life became a matter of public, legal record. In that bitter irony lies the one hopeful aspect of L'Affaire Monica. It may, finally, create a consensus to rein in legal excesses that threaten not just Bill Clinton but the liberties of all Americans. But if Republicans are seduced by scandal and Democrats by dreams of vengeance, it may make matters worse.

      The "crisis in the White House" begins with the Independent Counsel Statute. From the start, many Republicans opposed that law for corroding the constitutional division of powers. Back then, of course, presidents were Republicans, so the opposition was easy to ascribe to partisan motives. But in 1994, when the statute was up for reauthorization, a Democrat was in the White House, and his party controlled Congress. The most vocal opposition still came from conservative Republicans, who turned out to be remarkably principled.

      They were utterly unsuccessful. The reauthorized statute was passed by the Democratic Congress and signed by President Clinton. So, as columnist and former Bush speechwriter Tony Snow notes, the law still "compels courts to appo

    5. Re:"just as bad" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      Blowjob+fibbing+whitewater is far less important than justifying and institutionalizing torture, by a very wide margin. If you lack the moral proportion and sense to see that justifying torture is worse than what Clinton stands accused of, then there is something wrong with you.

      People who talk about fibbed-about blowjobs while ignoring torture and suspension of habeus corpus just crack me up. As if you could still have moral authority after showing that you consider that blowjob to be more of a moral concern than Abu Ghraib. You can continue to make noise, but you have no credibility when it comes to morality.

    6. Re:"just as bad" by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      McCarthy's also indirectly responsible for Vietnam quagmire--he got all the Asian experts fired, the ones that might have given the advice of not propping up someone like Diem.

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    7. Re:"just as bad" by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Clinton was corrupt and had no respect for civil rights AND murdered his own citizens. Waco. Ruby Ridge.


      I'm always amazed at the utter stupidity of your average wingnut.

      Ruby Ridge occured in 1992. Somehow though, they get confused, and think since the election occured in 1992 that it must have been Clinton who done it. Not realizing that Clinton didn't take office until 1993. Oops.

      Waco happened only a few weeks after Clinton had taken office, and like a week after Janet Reno had been confirmed. The staging, the setup, the planning for this had been in the works since the summer of 1992. The only thing Reno did was briefly review the plans and say "Ok, go for it."

      And then they apologized when it all went wrong. Something no Republican would have ever done.
    8. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that if you fight evil with slightly-less-evil, you never get rid of evil.

      We have plenty of Bush-haters in this country today, but 99% of them believe that the way to fight Bush is to vote Democrat. This attitude just ensures that we will repeat the same cycle of crap over and over again without end.

    9. Re:"just as bad" by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      Right now I'll vote for a party that will restore habeus corpus, believes in the rule of law, will make torture illegal again, close the secret torture prisons (or open them to red Cross/humanitarian inspection) and will rein in defense contractors, particularly Blackwater and the other mercenaries, who as of right now are not under any law at all. Do I believe that the Democrats are the panacea to all of America's ills? No, not at all.

      But if you believe, as I do, that the last few years have been the darkest period of American history since, say, the internment of the Japanese Americans, then you would think that we need to go in the other direction, even if the other party isn't all you would like it to be. This talk of "The Democrats are just as bad!" would be true if we just looked at pork-barrel spending or other random corruption. I agree completely, if we keep the debate to that scope.

      But the debate isn't limited to that scope--Bush and the Neocons have institutionalized torture and secret prisons, undermined due process and the rule of law, watered down basic human rights such as habeus corpus, on top of the normal array of corruptioin and favoritism. I'm not even getting to the political censorship of basic science, the damage to public health done by abstinence-only education, the damage to the environment done by industry employees turned "public servant," and so on. For me, torture, habeus corpus, and those secret prisons are just about enough to make me completely reject the Republican party for quite a long time.

      If that party repudiated torture, said that it was wrong, said that the secret prisons were wrong, said that people do have habeus corpus rights even when the President doesn't want them to, and so on, explicitly, then I'd consider them again. If they backed investigation and prosecution of those who approved torture, all the way up to Rumsfeld and the VP, and if necessary, to the White House, then I'd be impressed, be convinced that they had integrity and morality, and I'd consider voting for one of them, though the candidates all look a bit loopy from where I'm standing. But until then, I have to assume that the President's values, that the Attorney General's values, are Republican values. No thanks.

    10. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly makes you think that the Democrats are so rabidly against all of these things? They've been in power in Congress for six months now and have done jack squat to stop any of these things. Oh sure they're very slowly moving to shut down the Guantanamo prison, but even that is surrounded with debates over how fast to do it and how best to manage the prison population while doing so. If they really cared about human rights they would have cut off funding instantly. If they really cared about torture and secret prisons they would have been sitting there doing little else until they had done as much as they can from their position to shut it down.

      Given their behavior in Congress, I see no evidence that things will be significantly different under a Democrat president. Maybe things would have been different under a Democrat president had we had one from 2001, but we didn't, and we have to vote based on the future, not the past. If I were forced to choose I would vote Democrat because they seem very slightly better, but thank goodness I am not forced to choose and I cannot in good conscience vote for those lying scumbags any more than I can vote for those other lying scumbags.

    11. Re:"just as bad" by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      You do know that anything passed by the Democratic Congress still has to be signed by Bush, right? And that the Dems have a very narrow majority, right? And that Senate Republicans wont even make Bush dig out his veto pen because they filibuster just about every piece of legislation the Dems try to push, right? Right?

    12. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I know all of these things. Certainly the Democrats would have a tough time passing anything like this. But they aren't even trying! Look at what the Republicans did with their Contract with America in 1995, with a Democrat president and barely any more of a majority than the Democrats have now, and that was just a bunch of boring tort reform, welfare, and tax stuff.

      The Democrats should be taking action and forcing the Republicans to veto and filibuster evocatively written bills against torture and secret prisons and such. Instead they're sitting on their hands doing nothing, still crying about the evil Republicans even though they are now in the position of power. I see no reason why any of this would change just because the party affiliation of the President changes.

    13. Re:"just as bad" by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Which would you rather they do: make the GOP filibuster 500 different measures, or concentrate on a few issues that actually have a chance of going through Congress, and that our lazy, ADD media might actually pay attention to?

    14. Re:"just as bad" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the latter but I see no evidence of either one.

  42. zero tolerance: its about time by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    we've been hearing about zero tolerance in schools and the workplace. and even in law enforcement.

    why not POLITICS?!

    really, they (the ominous 'they') need to taste a dose of their own medicine. see how it feels to make one mistake and be out on your arse.

    I think this would be great to see - you get 1 chance as a politician (or law enforcement person) and once you screw up, you're out - period. and your record is permanently ruined (like what happens to normal regular people).

    do you think that if the guys in office are NOT above the law, they'd maybe start following them better? or maybe make BETTER laws if they, themselves, are held to the same standards?

    lets also include widespread wiretapping and 'tube monitoring' (ha!) in that, for all folks in office. afterall, they all work for US - we should see and hear how they run their jobs, down to the tiniest details of their lives. just like they are trying to do to us.

    you think that would go over well? no? really? (why is that?)

    the fact that our gov goes unchecked for so long before something bubbles up means we are not watching them enough. we should install cams in their offices and tap their lines, just so we can ensure we have an honest politician.

    (yeah, I expect a LOT of support on this idea. yeah.)

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    1. Re:zero tolerance: its about time by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, we've seen the kind of nonsense that has been done in the name of zero tolerance too:

      5 year olds suspended from school for carrying a plastic fireman's ax as part of a Halloween costume.

      Kids spending serious time in jail (at your expense) for having a little bit of dope.

      If it's a brainless idea in those cases why continue to spread it? You may see it as turn-about being fair play but I'd rather stop the endless retaliations and let cooler heads prevail.

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    2. Re:zero tolerance: its about time by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      zero tolerance IS a brain-dead idea.

      but those in power can't see it. I think they are insulated from it, somehow.

      I *want* them to see it, directly, so that they can *feel* what others feel, when they get unfairly judged and their lives ruined.

      I honestly think that's the only way bad laws ever get reversed; is if someone who has real power gets directly affected by the flaws in the bad law.

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  43. let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiascos by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 4, Informative

    While it's trendy to bash mr Stevens for his "tubes" remark on such a technology-minded website, it's far from bring his only or even most notable act of incompetence. Here is a Senator who routinely votes on pork-laden bills that give kickbacks to himself and local Alaskan contractors - liek the inafmous "Bridge to Nowhere" that would have costmillions and allowed a small town (can you even call it a town when there's not even 1000 people lviing there? I'd say a village) to save itself a bit of travelling by crossing the river directly.

    Stevens' case is not particularly odd either; it's symptomatic of Congress' Culture of Corruption (if you want it to be catchier, replace them with "Edgy" Ks) wherein a bunch of fatcats scratch each otheR's back. I know its a cliché - but damn it, it's true and casesd like these and Tom Delay's just shove it down our throats day after day after day. What will it take for the ystem to change, or BE changed (forcefully)?

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  44. Not Lisa? by Tony · · Score: 1

    Oh. I didn't RTFA, so I hoped it was Lisa Murkowski, the other senator. That woulda been sweet.

    Maybe we can go for a perfect troika?

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    1. Re:Not Lisa? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Why bribe Lisa? She votes the way Ted votes. Bribe Ted and you get her for free.

    2. Re:Not Lisa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's it like being so stupid?

      And are you too stupid to realize you're stupid? Or do you know it and not care?

    3. Re:Not Lisa? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      But what is she going to do if Ted leaves office?

    4. Re:Not Lisa? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      She will expect that Ted's replacement will be a senator that will follow her votes and she will then be the bribed one. And it's not "if" for Ted, it's "when." Being the longest serving senator doesn't make one a young man. And in Alaska, we appoint our senators for life (Republicans only, please). And no, that isn't a statement on my politics, just a statement on the reality of the situation.

  45. more and more monitoring by rpillala · · Score: 1

    The evidence I've seen so far (the TP Muckraker article in another post and the AP story in the original post) is pretty damning. It doesn't surprise me at all that our elected officials are using their positions to their advantage, and even selling us out.

    I'm no fan of Ted Stevens. However, with monitoring by government agencies increasing in recent years, I'd say "being investigated" means less than it may have at one time. I am personally inclined to believe that Stevens is all manner of corrupt, and therefore I try to be cautious about presuming guilt. I was pulled over recently because I wasn't displaying a front license plate. It had been stolen and the replacements were on the way. That didn't stop some of my colleagues from wondering what I had done when I saw them at work the next day.

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  46. Not a complete truth by Tony · · Score: 1

    There's an easier way to tell. They're lying whenever their lips move.

    You can't count on that as a perfect indicator.

    They also lie when their pens move, or they type things on the computer. They also lie when they give you a significant look.

    The only time they don't lie is when they say they want more money.

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  47. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like old Senator Stevens might get to find out that prison is full of tubes, too. Unfortunately they might dump heavy loads into his "truck" and cause some gridlock, but that's to be expected.

  48. well by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but he might be a prostitute in need of representation and 'clientèle' right now?

  49. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by extra+the+woos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "the inafmous "Bridge to Nowhere" that would have costmillions and allowed a small town (can you even call it a town when there's not even 1000 people lviing there? I'd say a village) to save itself a bit of travelling by crossing the river directly."

    Sorry, Ted Stevens may be a cranky old man, but you dissapoint me by blatantly lying.

    The city the bridge is being built at has over 7,000 people. The reason it does not have more is there is a land shortage. Much land is available on the island (OCEAN, NOT RIVER). However, understandably, not being able to drive to work in the morning tends to make people not want to live there. There are many locations in many states where development could only take off once a bridge was built so people could drive around. A ferry just isn't the same, and you know it.

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  50. It's not *that* tiny by Tony · · Score: 1

    Ketchikan has about 7500 fulltime residents, and many transients from the local area. (Here, "transient" means workers, as in loggers and fisherfolk.)

    It'd cost *way* more tha $500M to move the town. And there's nothing on Gravina-- no good source of water, no good sites to build a city, etc.

    $500M isn't that much, you know. We spend that for three days in Iraq.

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    1. Re:It's not *that* tiny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh ooh I know the answer!

      "Tough shit, ace"

    2. Re:It's not *that* tiny by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      $500M isn't that much, you know. We spend that for three days in Iraq. Sure, but it is symptomatic (and in this case emblematic because of the relative extravagance -- I'm sure there are many other cities with larger populations that could grow far more with a $500 million infrastructure investment) of federal pork being suffled off in earmarks. Each individual item isn't that much, but after every state has had their little piece of pork pie, year after year, it tends to pile up. To quote Senator Everett Dirksen:

      "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money."
    3. Re:It's not *that* tiny by Copid · · Score: 1

      $500M isn't that much, you know. We spend that for three days in Iraq.
      It's a lot of money when you consider what else you can buy with it that will benefit a LOT more than 8000 people. I seem to remember a major port city called New Orleans being in ruin, for example.
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    4. Re:It's not *that* tiny by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Right, one of the outcries after New Orleans flooded was that they estimated something like 30 million to fix the levees but it was denied, while the "Bridge to Nowhere" was approved for 500 million.

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    5. Re:It's not *that* tiny by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      You're saying for this bridge we should spend $65,000 per resident? So that they don't have to ride a ferry? How about this idea: don't want to ride a ferry to get to an airport? Don't live in Podunk Alaska.

      It's. That. Simple. If it were really worth it to them, they would have built it themselves by now. Obviously it is only worth it to them if it is massively subsidized.

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  51. It's just the new bigotry propaganda by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ah, relax, the "we're the persecuted minority" is the new racist/religious/sexist/whatever bigotry propaganda. Saying "dammit, I want to have an advantage of group X" doesn't gain much traction in this day and age, so the way it _invariably_ gets presented is, "auugh, they're persecuting us by not staying our slaves! we're the oppressed minority! help! Someone stop group X now!"

    You can see it applied verbatim to almost any kind of bigotry. The white supremacists say they're oppressed by the blacks. The most mysoginist nuts say they're oppressed by any woman who even tries to have more perspectives in life than cooking, washing and raising kids. The religious nuts say they're oppressed by anyone who refuses to listen to their preaching, or, god forbid, manages to get a job without giving endless thanks to the Jesus for it. Rabid homophobes say they're oppressed by homosexuals. Etc.

    It's pretty much the standard recipe for begging for some attention and compassion to what otherwise would be an abject and repulsive appeal to discriminate against someone else for personal advantages. Just fill in the details and you have your very own propaganda piece: Group X wants equal Y (rights, pay, education oportunities, etc). From there, you can:

    A) Pretend that they were already equal, if not outright advantaged there. Statistics be damned. (Why, they already had more jobs as janitors, receptionists and nurses than us.) Hence any asking for more must be some unashamed grab for more power over the rest of us.

    B) Find some disadvantaged low-pay/low-power/low-whatever niche into which that minority has been pushed, pretend that it's some enviable position and they're there just for the sake of pushing out poor white/christian/male/whatever folks who always wanted that job. (E.g., surely the only reason why women are nurses while guys are high paid doctors is that those evil women pushed off all the guys who wanted to be nurses.) Present it as some beach head and some trend that will obviously continue until none of us whites/christians/males/whatever have no place left.

    C) If you somehow can't deny that they _are_ at a disadvantage and just want to become more equal, present it as some kind of slippery slope or a thing where the brakes don't exist. Once we start moving in that direction, surely there is no stopping until they've become hideously more advantaged than us! And they know it! That's their whole agenda in fact!

    D) All the above.

    So basically it's not as much that someone genuinely believes they're persecuted. (Unless they're paranoid schizophrenic, but then there's no point in arguing with someone driven by delusions anyway.) It's that they think they're extra smart if they present it as persecution instead of the "give me power over someone else" appeal that it really is. Surely noone will figure it out.

    In other words, to put it nastier, that's your clue that they're not only bigotted fucks, but dishonest as well.

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    1. Re:It's just the new bigotry propaganda by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Ah, relax, the "we're the persecuted minority" is the new racist/religious/sexist/whatever bigotry propaganda. Saying "dammit, I want to have an advantage of group X" doesn't gain much traction in this day and age, so the way it _invariably_ gets presented is, "auugh, they're persecuting us by not staying our slaves! we're the oppressed minority! help! Someone stop group X now!"


      Ayuh. I was arguing with a fundie a couple months ago about gay rights. He kept arguing that his kind should be able to pursue their moral agenda because it was legal to do so, and removing their legal rights to force their morals on others was essentially persecution. My arguments simply bounced off his moral certainty.
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    2. Re:It's just the new bigotry propaganda by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I once heard somebody say that we shouldn't allow gay marriage because it would reward them for being gay.

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    3. Re:It's just the new bigotry propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once heard somebody say that we shouldn't allow gay marriage because it would reward them for being gay.

      Clearly that person has never been married.
    4. Re:It's just the new bigotry propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent analysis. Really. Insightful, clear, pithy.

      How would you feel about applying it to the debate on immigration and H1B visas?

  52. I for one.... by Blitz22 · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new corrupt, bridge building, tube riding, overlords.

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  53. Corruption is not a series of tubes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a big dump truck. Full of money. And hookers.

  54. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    "the inafmous "Bridge to Nowhere" that would have costmillions and allowed a small town (can you even call it a town when there's not even 1000 people lviing there? I'd say a village)..."

    Sorry, Ted Stevens may be a cranky old man, but you dissapoint me by blatantly lying.

    The city the bridge is being built at has over 7,000 people... Paraphrasing of course mine

    All I can work out from this is that a village has less 1000 people and a city has more than 7000!
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  55. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Fozzyuw · · Score: 1

    For more information, there's a decent Wikipedia page on this. Of course, it's Wikipedia, so it's taken with a grain of salt.

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  56. Tubes Senator by cdrmret · · Score: 1

    What cloud does the other Republican Senator from Alaska reside under? Her father appointed her to fulfill his term when he was elected Gov'ner, but she has done reasonably well for a Republican.

    1. Re:Tubes Senator by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      Lisa Murkowsky has been an interesting watch. As you stated, she was appointed after her father got elected to the Governorship. She's managed to apparently Keep Her Nose Clean and Mouth Quiet. Nothing splashy, nothing provocative, and the few times she's made it into the media's spotlight, her soundbites have been carefully tailored and [reasonably] intelligent.

      She has distanced herself from Don Young and Teddy "All of Alaska is Named After Me" Stevens. She parrots the Republican party line but very quietly. She appears to be doing some of her homework on local issues.

      In short, she's either playing placeholder for someone else, or more likely, just being very quiet about being the Alaska Junior Senator. This would seem especially wise since the pot under old Ted is getting pretty warm and her dad's Gubernatorial legacy was short, contentious and replaced by a 40 something soccer mom.

      Alaska politics might be shaping up for changes faster than even Global Warming. TWO younger women in power in Alaska. Sarah Palin (the new Governor) is making waves by slashing 10% of the state budget using her line item veto to stop funding of local high school auditoriums and ball fields.

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  57. ARIS by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    It's pretty close to the actual number, according to The American Religious Identification Survey which pegged the number at 88% in 1990 and 81% in 2001.

    You're right that it's a straw man argument he's making, but it's pretty darned close to my experience with my fellow Christians who think that we're a persecuted minority. It's frankly a delusional mindset, but it's a tool used by various leaders to get us to rally together on various topics. Nothing makes people willing to accept a combative worldview and to ignore flaws within in favor of the flaws of others better than to tell them they are under attack. It's a story as old as time.

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    1. Re:ARIS by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      Perhaps what one actually does in their life is more reflective of what someone actually is than a term by which that person chooses (or picks from a list, as in the case of some surveys) for the purposes of self-labeling. I could say I play halfback for the Chicago Bears, but my claim doesn't make it so. Or, perhaps more pertinent to slashdot, I could say I have a wife or girlfriend, but my statement of such does not make it true. Or, from a different perspective, I could say I suffer from cluster headaches, but do I really know what that means?.

      The manner by which these things is determined is whether or not I actually meet the "criteria" (if you will) defined for those things. I don't carry the ball for or get paid by the Bears. I do have a marriage license and tax returns that could be used as evidence that I'm married, not to mention lots of friends and family that would vouch for me. What I call a cluster headache, might be something I picked up watching TV although I've never received an actual diagnosis.

      A short, but perhaps unpopular, way to express this would be that if you say you're a Christian, but don't live like one, then you're not one. The obvious challenge with this statement then becomes determining how a Christian actually lives. Traditionally, evangelicals would say the criteria are laid out in the bible. This is what I believe, for what it's worth. I recognize this only increases debate for some folks (for instance: What if there's debate about one of these criteria in the bible? Who gets to decide then?), but it's a debate for another time and place.

      Finally, to merge two responses into one, I agree about the lack of persecution of Christians in the US (especially if you exclude mocking as a form of persecution, which -- if you want to be intellectually honest -- could indeed be included as a form of "persecution" based on some, but not all, so-called hate speech laws); however, you'd be naive not to recognize that persecution of Christians throughout the world is not small and isolated. Why this is the case is yet another debate.

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  58. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The city the bridge is being built at has over 7,000 people. The reason it does not have more is there is a land shortage. Much land is available on the island (OCEAN, NOT RIVER). However, understandably, not being able to drive to work in the morning tends to make people not want to live there. There are many locations in many states where development could only take off once a bridge was built so people could drive around.
    All this may be true, but it still doesn't explain why the federal government should be spending $315 million (assuming no overruns) for this small town. That same amount of money would have a much greater return on investment if used for other things.

    There is no way that any kind of growth stimulus among a population of 7000 justifies spending $315 million.
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  59. Cheney and Haliburton shares by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    Cheney owns shares in Haliburton, or he does not.

    If he does, and Haliburton gets contracts from the US government, then those shares go up in value, increasing Cheney's wealth.

    If Cheney owns no shares, then point that out, I'll concede that you're right, and we'll quit now. If he does own shares, and you're using a technically true statement(Cheney "doesn't get paid by Haliburton" vs "Cheney stands to make no money from Haliburton contracts") to deliberately mislead. That would mean that you lack the integrity to have an honest debate.

    So this isn't complicated. If Cheney owns shares, then he stands to profit, and you're deliberately muddying the waters--i.e. lying. If he doesn't own shares, then he doesn't stand to profit, and there is no conflict of interest. I don't mind being wrong--if he doesn't own shares, then he doesn't own shares. But if he does, then there is a conflict of interest, and no claim of liberal bias can muddy the waters enough to obscure that obvious fact.

    1. Re:Cheney and Haliburton shares by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      If Cheney owns no shares, then point that out, I'll concede that you're right, and we'll quit now.
      You might, but I'm still not convinced that it's not a favor to a friend.
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  60. who's the cluser, luser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - show me how to turn off the politics section in the RSS feeds, you miscreant

  61. also a Republican ... by SengirV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wouldn't expect anything less from the comrades at /.

    When are the stories of democratic corruption coming to /. ?

    BTW - Stevens is scum and should be tarred and feathered. But then again, so should a lot of politicians. All I know is that /.'s bias is very clear. Almost like the Washingotn Post and New York Times claiming that they are "totally objective" in their reporting, when to anyone with a brain, they are clearly not.

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    1. Re:also a Republican ... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 0

      When are the stories of democratic corruption coming to /. ? When they happen. Unfortunately for you, Republicans seem to have a monopoly on corruption.
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    2. Re:also a Republican ... by SengirV · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess you never heard of Congressman William Jefferson, 2nd District of Louisana. Of course you wouldn't if all you had to go on was posts on /. Since it's obviously only GOPer who are criminals. lol

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    3. Re:also a Republican ... by JimboFBX · · Score: 0

      If they find out it wasn't a big deal to begin with and the investigation was brought up via injustifiable circumstances, then would you see a /. article?

    4. Re:also a Republican ... by SengirV · · Score: 1

      I don't expect to see these stories on /.

      http://xml.baltimoresun.com/news/local/politics/ba l-bromwell,0,350973.storygallery?coll=bal-local-ut ility
      http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0707/440424.html

      Yep, Republicans have a monopoly on corruption. Get a clue. Politician = scum

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    5. Re:also a Republican ... by SengirV · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention. You see, when a Democrat commits a crime like this, the party affiliation is often left out of the story, or buried deep in the story. However, when a Republican is does it, it's the 1st thing cited, after the name.

      Just another bit of info to show the lack of equal treatment in the media.

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    6. Re:also a Republican ... by SengirV · · Score: 1

      And there is another one - http://www.wwaytv3.com/black_fined_1_million_10_mo nths_in_prison_on_corruption_charges/07/2007

      Care to give up your silly notion and admit that BOTH Democrats and Republicans are corrupt?

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  62. strawman by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    What was the strawman argument? My point was that Christians have a prominent, comfortable, well-accepted role in American society, and that the rhetoric of being a persecuted group is just vain hyperbole. No one has to hide the fact that they're a Christian to get a job, or a car loan, or anything else.

    I hear complaints of persecution against Christians all the time--I saw a clip of Benny Hinn just a few days ago as he stood in a huge stadium filled with tens of thousands of people, shaking his fist mightily at the camera and bellowing "We are not ashamed of Christ!" as if he and his audience were making a brave stand against the secular powers of evil.

    Was this a secret meeting? Were the authorities about to crash in the doors and cart off the believers? Oh wait--this was televised, well-publicized, and well-attended. Hinn is a millionaire. So... what's the strawman argument? I didn't say Christians are bad, only that I frequently hear laments of persecution for being Christian, which I find silly. What is the strawman argument in that?

    But we agree on the usefulness of the seige mindset. It's a great tool to build group coherence and loyalty. Us vs. them, all the way. They hate us, and want to wipe us out. Pretty soon they'll start rounding us up and putting us in camps. How brave we are to stand up to them! Not everyone has this much integrity! It has the dual function of scaring the wits out of everyone and assuaging their vanity at their own courage and inherent goodness. No wonder people use it.

    1. Re:strawman by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, GP was arguing that Benny Hinn, et al. 's arguments were the Strawmen, not yours.

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  63. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by JDevers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The area I live in will soon stop growing if a major interstate isn't around the city, currently there is interstate access only on one side of town and that side can't grow much because of mountains. With an interstate on the east side of town the city could get around a LOT better and growth would continue at the current rapid rate which would be good for the local and state economy. This loop will cost less than $300 million and will help an area of 500,000+ people, how can you say that this city of 7,000 is more deserving? I'm sure there are many areas in this country far more deserving than ours as well.

  64. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The reason it does not have more is there is a land shortage."

    We're talking about Alaska, right?

    "There are many locations in many states where development could only take off once a bridge was built so people could drive around."

    And this makes it a federal issue why? If Juneau paid back slightly less in their Permanent Fund, they could have paid for their own bridge themselves (maybe even two or three) without having to get a pork earmark in Washington.

  65. Ha ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    muntz Ha ha!!! /muntz

  66. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Darundal · · Score: 1

    Perhaps what needs to happen first is that government classes need to stop teaching that it is a good thing. I am not sure about any other slashdotters, but my AP Government class taught that while overall it is morally questionable, things that need to get done get done because of it. There was a specific emphasis on pork being good overall.

  67. Yeah right. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    No, a Democrat didn't do any of that... ... yet. I'm sure if we give them the chance, it will happen though. Corruption and thirst for power are bipartisan affairs.

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    1. Re:Yeah right. by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      No, a Democrat didn't do any of that... ... yet. I'm sure if we give them the chance, it will happen though. Corruption and thirst for power are bipartisan affairs.

      It's not likely to happen as long as Republicans and the press hold Democrats to vastly higher standards than Republicans.

  68. Sorry but you are pulling the same thing by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are saying "We should be free to do what I like, but not what I don't like." That's fine, it's ok to think that certain freedoms should be limited, but don't try and pretend that there's some difference. A large part of freedom of speech is freedom of unpopular speech. It's the right to say things that offend people, that many people don't want to hear. Restricting it can lead to a whole lot of speech being restricted. For example we have a lot of honour that is done at the expense of religion, particularly Christianity since we have such heavy Christian roots in our society and thus it is something that people will get (Buddhist humour wouldn't work so well, nobody would understand it). However often it offends a large amount of people. Well, you can start running afoul of hate speech laws in cases like that. Even worse you can do it simply through expressing an opinion. Perhaps you think Christianity is a retarded superstition, one that has lead to amazing genocides in its name. However if that opinion is expressed in a manner that is offensive, and such a thing is illegal, you could wind up in jail for it.

    Now you may consider that all ok. We don't have unlimited personal freedoms, and indeed can't since personal freedoms must be balanced against having those infringe upon the freedoms of others. However don't pretend that your particular side of politics (whatever that may be) does it out of some special moral righteousness. It's the same deal all the way around: They want to restrict you from doing what they don't like, allow you to do what they do. What falls in to those categories varies depending on the political group, but it's the same shit.

    For most issues, there are plenty go good arguments both ways. Yes, believe it or not there are good arguments against gay marriage. Doesn't mean you have to buy them (I don't) but they are valid argument, not just someone screaming about "God says it's evil!" Same thing with hate speech laws. You clearly have sold yourself on the arguments for them, you'd do well to consider the arguments against them. It's never a situation of "This is good, there is no harm." All action has harm, the question is does the benefits outweigh the harm.

  69. BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Gription · · Score: 2, Informative

    There may be things that Steven's has done wrong or that you don't like but the "BILLIONS of dollars to bridges to nowhere" bit is a commonly parroted bit of misinformation. Do you even know where the "bridge to nowhere" even is? What is the name of the city?

    Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built. It is in Ketchikan, Alaska. Ketchikan is completely out of space. Land prices have skyrocketed because there is no land. On the other side of the proposed bridge is land just waiting to be developed. Oh, and the AIRPORT is on the other side of the "bridge to nowhere". Do you think it might be nice if they could drive to the airport instead of having to take a ferry?

    Look at it on a map...
    http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=Ketchikan,+Ket chikan+Gateway,+Alaska,+United+States&ie=UTF8&cd=1 &sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.509065,59.765625&m pnum=0&ll=55.360966,-131.691055&spn=0.088206,0.233 459&z=12&om=1

    The project is totally reasonable and makes sense to anyone with even a small portion of the facts. Quit parroting the stupid rantings of national media "pundit" (read as a-hole with an axe to grind...) and come up with you own opinion.

    Oh, and who cares what the politicians do on their own time. I really think the news media's constant need to entertain us and invent news stories has killed the political process in this country.
    (At least they are protecting the corporations!)

    1. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by jZnat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sort of thing has absolutely no basis in the federal government. Unless it was a bridge from one state or country to another, the federal government should stay the fuck away. This was an Alaskan issue that should have been dealt with and paid for by the Alaskan government. Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska? Don't cite the state commerce clause because that is in between states, not just a single state.

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    2. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There may be things that Steven's has done wrong or that you don't like but the "BILLIONS of dollars to bridges to nowhere" bit is a commonly parroted bit of misinformation. Do you even know where the "bridge to nowhere" even is?

      I was using "bridges to nowhere" as a metaphor for pork barrel spending in general.

      Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built. It is in Ketchikan, Alaska. Ketchikan is completely out of space. Land prices have skyrocketed because there is no land. On the other side of the proposed bridge is land just waiting to be developed. Oh, and the AIRPORT is on the other side of the "bridge to nowhere". Do you think it might be nice if they could drive to the airport instead of having to take a ferry?

      Oh, I'm sure it would be nice. I'm sure the people there would LOVE it. It would also be nice if we had a great new museum in Poughkeepsie, or a soil enrichment program in Hicksville, Alabama, or the job traning center in Bethesda. Everyone thinks their own little pork project is ABSOLUTELY vital to the health of the nation. I heard the military thinks we need more military spending too. I'm sure it would make sense to ANYONE with a remote understanding of the facts.

      But it's because everyone has their little corner of the world that NEEDS more free money that spending gets out of control.

      A billion here, a billion there ... pretty soon it adds up to real money!

    3. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by shaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built. It is in Ketchikan, Alaska. Ketchikan is completely out of space. Land prices have skyrocketed because there is no land. On the other side of the proposed bridge is land just waiting to be developed. Oh, and the AIRPORT is on the other side of the "bridge to nowhere". Do you think it might be nice if they could drive to the airport instead of having to take a ferry?

      Based on your post, I now know that Ketchikan, Alaska has a local land development problem of their own making that they need to solve with their own money. Thanks for clearing that up.

    4. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 2, Informative

      That sort of thing has absolutely no basis in the federal government.
      I agree. This is not unlike the billions the feds spent on the Big Dig in Massachusetts. What a costly debacle that was/is.
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    5. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Ummm.... no, there were two bridges, and billions is certainly an acceptable sum to throw on them (although only around half a billion has been spent so far.)

      One of the Alaska bridges, dubbed the "Bridge to Nowhere" by its critics, would connect one small town to a tiny island. It received $223 million in the highway bill that Congress passed this summer. The second bridge, named "Don Young's Way" in honor of its patron, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee Chairman Don Young (R-Alaska), received about $230 million -- but that is just a down payment on a cost that could hit $1.5 billion.

      Source

      Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built. The ferry ride is 7 minutes, and the ferry leaves every 30 minutes. Furthermore, because it is a cruise ship capital, the proposed bridge must be high enough for cruise ships to go under, and almost as long as the Golden Gate (Source). I suppose the best judge of need is the 8,000 citizens of the island, the majority of whom don't even want the bridge to exist.

      But the biggest objection people had to his behavior was the stink that Stevens made when the Senate tried (and failed thanks to Stevens) to divert the construction funds to New Orleans after Katrina.

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    6. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Look at it on a map...

      I did. Switched it to satellite view, what's all that green stuff on the other side of the city?

      Ketchikan is completely out of space.

      I guess the green stuff must be radioactive wasteland. Should have thought about that before building a city there.

      Oh, and the AIRPORT is on the other side

      And they should have thought about that before building the airport there.

      makes sense to anyone

      I guess it makes sense to everyone who thinks that the federal government should bail out stupid banks, stupid airlines and stupid fisheries. Why not stupid cities too?

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    7. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built.

      Agreed. But that isn't the problem. The problem is he was trying to build it with taxpayers money! Just as he does with all his pork projects.

      Ketchikan is completely out of space. Land prices have skyrocketed because there is no land. On the other side of the proposed bridge is land just waiting to be developed.

      Here's a brilliant idea, why don't we make the people that are going to benefit from the bridge pay for it! The developers that want to develop the land, and they'll pay the cost on to the people that buy the homes and businesses on the other side of the bridge. And if they can't make their money back then maybe they shouldn't develop it until they can?

      But the far easier solution is to take some bribes and then re-route some taxpayer funds to do it "for free."

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    8. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This needs to be modded up. The Massachusetts Big Dig project cost far more than the Bridge to "Nowhere" - on the order of hundreds of billions of dollars. All paid for by federal tax funds, despite the fact that Massachusetts is well known as having the highest local tax burden of the states. But apparently they were unable to spend their own money, and had to have the rest of the US foot the bill.

      But it's actually worse than that. Unlike the Bridge to "Nowhere" the Big Dig wasn't filling a need. It was replacing a highway with a tunnel that runs underneath the city. (A tunnel which used glue to hold the ceiling tiles on - an idea so great that the tiles eventually became unglued and crushed a woman.) There was already a highway. It was nearing capacity but it could have been expanded at far less cost.

      But no. It was instead buried, in order to improve the city's skyline! Apparently the old elevated highway was "an eyesore" and needed to be moved to a tunnel in order to get it out of the way.

      The Big Dig would be like taking a completed Bridge to "Nowhere" and replacing it with a tunnel: completely unnecessary and far more expensive than just expanding it.

      All paid for with federal tax dollars, to a state that most assuredly doesn't need them.

    9. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, then why are there interstate freeways in alaska and hawaii?? :)

    10. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The have the power to "To establish Post Offices and post Roads". just saying...

    11. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      At least one *can* drive from alaska to the lower 48.

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    12. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska?

      Authority to both tax and spend is in the Constitution.

      Insofar as we continue to have federal taxes, the People of Alaska are well within their rights to expect value back for them. Yes, the tax system is probably inverted. Yes, if we are to have taxes as high as they are, it should be the States with the high taxes and the Feds with the low. That's not how it is, though, so in this particular case, Alaskans pushing for Federal money is perfectly ethical.

      C//

    13. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by LaughingCoder · · Score: 3, Informative

      While I share your disgust with the Big Dig, there are a few factual errors in your post. The cost is more like $15 billion (not hundreds of billions, but still a sizable chunk of change). And Mass residents, actually, more specifically, turnpike users, are footing a chunk of that bill. This is actually a sore point because North Shore and South Shore residents don't have to pay, but people coming from the (politically weak) western suburbs are foced to pay higher tolls - yet all 3 groups benefit (to the degree it is a benefit) from the tunnel.

      The funniest (saddest) part of the whole thing is that the so-called "greenway" (which is the new land area above the tunnel that was formerly the elevated highway "eyesore") is now just an open sore construction area - sand, barrels, etc. Meanwhile all the entrenched interest groups fight over how it should be finished and how to get other people to pay for that work. Uggggh.

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    14. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Darlantan · · Score: 1

      Interstate commerce clause, because it might possibly be used to transfer goods that have crossed, or might, maybe, almost cross a state line somewhere at some time. Hey, the logic works for plenty of other stuff they apply it to.

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    15. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      I am in no way saying that the bridge is a reasonable use of federal funds, however... If you looked at a topographical map of the area, or kept in mind that its... Alaska, you might realize that all that green space around the town is rather too mountainous for development. Or you might decide that its more fun talking out of your ass, and proceed with the wonderful 'radioactive wasteland' nonsense.

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    16. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And, of course, the real problem is that Stevens managed to keep those funds from being redirected to New Orleans, a city that got hit with a natural disaster and was trusting the US government to operate levees that actually functioned and didn't break.

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    17. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      Too bad tiles don't kill people. They used recycled concrete for a critical structure like a tunnel. That is so wrong on so many levels that it is mind boggling the contractor who did the concrete work was able to get away with it.

    18. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh... did you actually look at the map you posted?

      The highways in that area don't even link to any other highways. If you were a tourist, you'd still have to take a ferry or plane in anyway. It's a seven-minute ferry ride across the river, and there's tons of undeveloped land near route seven that goes through it, let alone on the few side roads. Maybe the reason growth is hampered and industry hasn't taken off there is because the location is totally absurd and the only way to get goods in or out is through ferry or plane.

      By the way, the reason land is so expensive on the island is not because they're running out of it. It's because the logging value of the wooded land is immense (large, mature trees can bring $1000/tree or more), is waterfront, or is high-demand acreage in the city. I'll be the first to recognize that a seven-minute ferry ride may mean a whole lot less than the time you spend waiting for it, so why not just buy them a ferry if crossing time is an issue?

    19. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska?
      Article I, Section 8, Clause 7, to wit:

      To establish post offices and post roads

      A post road is any road the post office uses.

      I don't agree with the decision to build the bridge; the people who lived there didn't want it, but the building of it is authorized by the constitution.
    20. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The federal government gives money to states for major road and bridge construction projects all the time. The Bay Bridge (San Francisco/Oakland) was built in part with money from federal grants. For really big projects like that, the states just don't have the reserves. As long as the funds are reasonably equally distributed based on population or something, I think it's reasonable.

      What made the bridge to nowhere a ludicrous expense was not the small number of people served, nor was it the location, nor the source of funding. What made it ridiculous was the design. They're trying to build an insanely tall, overarchitected bridge so that it is tall enough to allow cruise ships to travel under it. A bridge to an island never truly needs to be so tall. Let the ships sail around the other side of the island or move its seaport to the other side. Either would be a much cheaper solution than that bridge. If that truly can't work for some reason, use a drawbridge or some other cheaper solution.

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    21. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Gription · · Score: 0

      Ok, then how about Alaska just keeping the hundreds of billions of Federal tax dollars that are continuously sucked out of it without even close to a reasonable quantity of reinvestment in federal funds? This isn't free money. This is trying to develop the state so it isn't just sucked dry by the lower 48. (There is a reason that there was a push for Alaska to secede from the union in 1972...)

      Believe it or not the reason for federal funds is to do large projects that need to be done. Have you ever noticed all of that infrastructure that you rely on everyday? Federal funds at work. So you are using a museum as a comparison? Those sorts of things are kind of important but I fail to see anyone thinking that compares to this type of project. Job training programs? If there is a chance that the people involved will become taxpayers then hell yes, federal funds should be used.

      The city in question is packed into the base of a mountain and the ocean. There are no roads that lead there. The only way to get there is by boat or by plane, and if you take a plane you will still have to take a boat to get to town.

      I can understand why you would only want the available federal funds spent in your area. Being self centered is a fairly normal idea but that isn't the way it works. Alaska comprises 1/5th of the area of the US! Think about this. If you take the lower 48 and divide it into 4 pieces it would equal the the size of Alaska. And in all of that area there is less then 2,000 miles of road that can be categorized as "Highway". And this state shoulders an exceeding unfair percentage of the federal tax burden.

      Federal funds for a bridge in this case is completely in line with the way federal transportation funds are SUPPOSED to be used. Find a different example if you want to showcase wasteful spending.

    22. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by McNally · · Score: 4, Informative

      There may be things that Steven's has done wrong or that you don't like but the "BILLIONS of dollars to bridges to nowhere" bit is a commonly parroted bit of misinformation. Do you even know where the "bridge to nowhere" even is? What is the name of the city?

      Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built..
      I live in Ketchikan. If they build the "preferred" bridge alternative (which will almost certainly never happen now because of skyrocketing costs and the fact that a large portion of the money allotted has already been spent elsewhere) I will be able to see it from the front windows of my house. And I can say with total confidence that your statement that "Anyone who has been to the area of the proposed bridge will agree that it needs to be built," is false. I myself am a counter-example -- I am very familiar with the area and don't agree that the bridge needs to be built. But I'm hardly alone in this opinion -- the community of Ketchikan is very much divided over the bridge issue.

      Even among supporters of the project, though, few really believe in the urgent need for a bridge. Mostly what the supporters believe in is the need for an infusion of construction dollars in Ketchikan. Try asking the community to tax itself to pay for 5% of the bridge costs and you will see how tenuous support for the bridge project really is. If you're not willing to buy something even when it's marked down 95%, it's hardly a necessity now, is it?
    23. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      That sort of thing has absolutely no basis in the federal government. Unless it was a bridge from one state or country to another, the federal government should stay the fuck away. This was an Alaskan issue that should have been dealt with and paid for by the Alaskan government. Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska? Don't cite the state commerce clause because that is in between states, not just a single state.

      As long as the Federal Government collects income tax, I expect most of that money to come back to fund state projects.

    24. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Khammurabi · · Score: 1

      Oh, and who cares what the politicians do on their own time. I really think the news media's constant need to entertain us and invent news stories has killed the political process in this country.
      I tend to think that politicians should be allowed to have a private life, but after the whole grilling-the-president-over-Monica thing, Congress kinda set a new standard of allowed conduct. I personally think they should be able to do with their semi-private (they are public employees after all) life whatever they want to, but the Clinton scandal changed that.

      Either the public grilling and humiliation given to Clinton was appropriate, which means this is also is appropriate. Or it wasn't, in which case Clinton probably should get an apology. But since the media thinks it sells, it probably means that politicians need to behave themselves more (or just be more open about their personal life). In either case, I think it's likely to be a good thing for the general public over the long run. Hopefully this means we'll get more honest people into office, or at least people that are smarter than the current crowd and lie better.
    25. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sort of thing has absolutely no basis in the federal government. Unless it was a bridge from one state or country to another, the federal government should stay the fuck away. This was an Alaskan issue that should have been dealt with and paid for by the Alaskan government. Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska? Don't cite the state commerce clause because that is in between states, not just a single state. By the same token, the federal government should have stayed out of the Big Dig ($14.6 billion).
    26. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ketchikan is completely out of space Maybe I just don't see how with all the land in Alaska, that the 8000 people (wikipedia) living in Ketchikan on the Revillaigedo Island with an approximate size of 1,063.65 mi (wikipedia) can be completely out of space.

    27. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Glass+Lizard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, ever since Wickard v. Filburn (1942) the Interstate Commerce Clause means any damn thing the federal government wants it to mean.

    28. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by coleridge78 · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't know what you're talking about if you are going to characterize the argument against a large freeway running through the middle of a city as: "Oh, it was an EYESORE! boo hoo!"

      It's much more than an eyesore, and while the execution of the project sucked it is still worthwhile and should be done in every downtown... in a saner manner.

    29. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If that's the case, then why are there interstate freeways in alaska and hawaii??"
      To help mobilize the national defense in case of an emergency.
      OK, that's somewhat of a stretch, but it was Eisenhower's rationale for the Interstate Highways.

    30. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by hunky-d · · Score: 0

      nothing wrong with a ferry. Look at all the people using them in Puget Sound daily. I've taken the Ketchikan ferry several times and nothing at all wrong with it. I've heard it will take even longer to drive to where the bridge would be built and get across than to take the danged ferry. Not having studied that claim, perhaps it is misinfo. - but I would like to see it refuted using fact.

    31. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      access to airport -> interstate commerce.

    32. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by coleridge78 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Alaska is a net taker in Federal taxation, not a contributor. As you likely know, AK has no state income or sales tax. It collects funds solely via it's non-renewable resource grants. It is politically popular (and, in a vacuum, the right thing--but we're not talking about a vacuum) that as much as possible (slightly over $1 Billion these days) in "dividend" checks to residents, and use copious federal money to make up the difference.

      In short, you're full of it.

    33. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska? Don't cite the state commerce clause because that is in between states, not just a single state.

      I'm afraid I'll have to point to the interstate commerce clause as where the Constitution grants such authority, even though you said not to. I disagree with the notion as well that it should have anything to do with this, however some Supreme Court decisions have interpreted the commerce clause to give the Federal Government authority in matters that are only vaguely, marginally connected to 'interstate commerce.' That the bridge would be located close to an airport where goods from other states could conceivably be dropped off at means that interstate commerce could somehow be affected. If the Federal Government has authority over what a farmer grows in his backyard because local sale of produce competes with sale of produce shipped from out of the state, then it's not as much of a stretch to believe that the feds have jurisdiction over the construction of a bridge.

      You may disagree; I may disagree. But you can blame SCOTUS which is the ultimate authority on interpreting the Constitution and what powers are granted by it to the Federal government.

    34. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by zifferent · · Score: 1

      The city in question is packed into the base of a mountain and the ocean. There are no roads that lead there. The only way to get there is by boat or by plane, and if you take a plane you will still have to take a boat to get to town.

      Then why do people live there? Might it be cheaper to just live somewhere else?

      It's just like the Federal Government subsidizing people who want to live in flood zones (coastal areas are the worst) with cheap flood insurance. When the answer is to let natural consequences take it's course and let the stupid fools lose their homes and not be able to get insurance, because it's too much of a risk to the insurance company to provide insurance to those fools. Eventually, people (other than insanely rich people that can afford to replace their home when it occasionally gets washed out to sea) will stop building homes in flood prone areas.

      The bridge is a solution in search of a problem. The people that live there knew that the only way out is a ferry, and yet still chose to live there. So why are we bailing them out? It's not like anyone's holding a gun to their head and forcing them to live there.

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    35. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let Alaska reduce their reverse income tax (which is subsidized by the high oil prices in the lower 48) and use some of their oil money to build the bridge if they really want it.
      (and, yes, I do even know where the bridge is to be built, I was visiting Ketchikan a few years ago)
      Let them take the ferry if they don't want to pay for the bridge. There's more boat and ship traffic than auto traffic there, anyway.

    36. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Ok, then how about Alaska just keeping the hundreds of billions of Federal tax dollars that are continuously sucked out of it without even close to a reasonable quantity of reinvestment in federal funds?
      Every reference I can find indicates that Alaska gets far more back in federal money than it pays in in federal tax dollars. Do you have a different reference somewhere?

      Believe it or not the reason for federal funds is to do large projects that need to be done. Have you ever noticed all of that infrastructure that you rely on everyday? Federal funds at work. So you are using a museum as a comparison? Those sorts of things are kind of important but I fail to see anyone thinking that compares to this type of project. Job training programs? If there is a chance that the people involved will become taxpayers then hell yes, federal funds should be used.
      I personally don't question the need for federal investment. I question the wisdom of this particular program as it is egregiously expensive for the benefit received, which is concentrated in a very small area among a very small group of people. There are other places that might need $300M in funds for something less frivolous. Like rebuilding New Orleans, for example.

      The city in question is packed into the base of a mountain and the ocean. There are no roads that lead there. The only way to get there is by boat or by plane, and if you take a plane you will still have to take a boat to get to town.
      So, you've taken a plane to get into this area. You clearly don't have your car with you. Your choice is between a ferry that leaves every 30 minutes and paying hundreds of millions of dollars for a project nearly the size of the Golden Gate bridge. Let's think about the wisdom of that for a moment. Would a bridge be convenient? Certainly. Is it worth that much money? Only if you're not the one spending it.

      Come to think of it, what about this: You're now the dictator in charge of Alaska. The federal government gives you $200M+ to spend any way you want. Would you build the bridge, or do something else with it? Is that bridge clearly the most important piece of infrastructure in the state? Obviously not. Now, expand that to the entire USA. Face it: this was a dumb idea. There are plenty of good ways to spend federal dollars on infrastructure. This wasn't one of them.
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    37. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      It's a question of scale. I'm not sure I'd go as far as to say that it's the cardinal rule, but how many people benefit from something is a very important consideration in whether it should be funded. Federal highway systems, which I agree are an example of appropriate federal spending, benefit many millions of people.

      This bridge, on the other hand, is a wildly inefficient use of taxpayer money. There are 8,000 or so people living on that island. At a cost of $315 million, that works out to $39,375 a person. You could probably take the ferry every day of your life for less than that. And even if the federal government did absolutely nothing else for these people for that fiscal year, they'd still be getting orders of magnitude more money out than they put in. How is that fair to the other 299,992,000 US citizens? And didn't they know when they moved there that the only way to the mainland was by plane or boat?

      I'm sure the residents of Gravina Island would very much like to be able to drive to the mainland. Unfortunately, as the old saying goes, you can't always get what you want. Especially when it would cost 315 million dollars.

    38. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Oh oh oh I know the correct answer! Interstate Commerce!

      See... airplanes can fly across state lines, right?

      XD

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    39. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by shakestheclown · · Score: 1

      Ok, then how about Alaska just keeping the hundreds of billions of Federal tax dollars that are continuously sucked out of it without even close to a reasonable quantity of reinvestment in federal funds? This isn't free money. This is trying to develop the state so it isn't just sucked dry by the lower 48. (There is a reason that there was a push for Alaska to secede from the union in 1972...)

      Believe it or not the reason for federal funds is to do large projects that need to be done. Have you ever noticed all of that infrastructure that you rely on everyday? Federal funds at work. So you are using a museum as a comparison? Those sorts of things are kind of important but I fail to see anyone thinking that compares to this type of project. Job training programs? If there is a chance that the people involved will become taxpayers then hell yes, federal funds should be used.

      The city in question is packed into the base of a mountain and the ocean. There are no roads that lead there. The only way to get there is by boat or by plane, and if you take a plane you will still have to take a boat to get to town.

      I can understand why you would only want the available federal funds spent in your area. Being self centered is a fairly normal idea but that isn't the way it works. Alaska comprises 1/5th of the area of the US! Think about this. If you take the lower 48 and divide it into 4 pieces it would equal the the size of Alaska. And in all of that area there is less then 2,000 miles of road that can be categorized as "Highway". And this state shoulders an exceeding unfair percentage of the federal tax burden.

      Federal funds for a bridge in this case is completely in line with the way federal transportation funds are SUPPOSED to be used. Find a different example if you want to showcase wasteful spending.

      Please show what voodoo math you have done that shows Alaska pays hundreds of billions of dollars in Federal tax without receiving back similar (or greater funds). I can find absolutely no evidence of this phenomena you describe of Alaska being a tax burdened state. According to this paper Federal Spending Received Per Dollar of Taxes Paid by State, 1981-2004, they have received more than their money back from the Federal government each year since 1985. This ratio has been increasing pretty much steadily each year since then, and in the final year of the paper 2004, they were the 2nd "best" state in this regard, and receive $1.87 for each dollar they spend. Combined with the fact that there is no state income tax, the lowest state & local tax burden of any state in the nation, residents receive around $1000 a year from the oil permanent fund (source), pay the lowest gasoline tax, don't have a general state sales tax, and land has even been given away to outsiders to encourage settlement (source) -- I would say that Alaskan residents are sitting pretty when it comes to taxes either state or federal.

      Although if you can post any information that proves otherwise, I am game to see it.

      I don't see how anyone can really defend this bridge. The residents don't want it, and even if they did they don't deserve $300 million specifically for it. Like the poster that lives in the city said, they are not even willing to foot 5% of the bill. I am all for Alaska getting its share of federal money, but this was a pork waste project for one of the grandfathers of pork diverting it from a city that needed it (although New Orleans is another city whose residents should rethink their choice of settlement).

      If the residents don't like it, we can move each of them that aren't happy with the current land and buy them land elsewhere in Alaska with federal money, and still save a good portion of the $300 million.

    40. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you smoking? No one is stopping anyone from developing the land. There is an existing connection in the form of a ferry. From the numbers I saw about the transport times, it's quicker to take the ferry from downtown Ketchikan to the airport than drive it on the proposed bridge. This is mainly because the bridge goes miles out of town before crossing then miles back up. But the circuitous route will cross through more undeveloped land owned by Ted's friends and family. Note on your map how close the airport is to the town.

      Now, why would the bridge be done in such a way where there are actually two bridges, both longer than the distance from Ketchikan to the airport, and increasing the total travel time to the airport? It just seems to me that there were political dealings in picking the route to directly help the friends and family of a senator at the cost of greater inconvenience to the people of Ketchikan and increased cost to the taxpayers. It isn't a bridge to the airport. It really is a bridge to nowhere (well, friend and family land). It just happens to be near a town they could blame it on.

      And the people who live in Ketchikan don't really care. The ones I've spoken with don't mind the ferry ride when they fly out. The only people really wanting it are the ones that own land on the other side that don't want to develop it until after there is a road. It is worth more after, but it is just as useful now. They refuse to develop it because they'll get more for it after the bridge, not because of access.

    41. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous+Coward+Gra · · Score: 1
      Like rebuilding New Orleans, for example

      Personally I find this a total waste of money also.

    42. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The people of Alaska could expect "value" back for their taxes. But they're getting far more value back from the rest of us taxpayers than they send.

    43. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Personally I find this [rebuilding funds for New Orleans] a total waste of money also.
      That's certainly not a crazy position to take, given the hazard inherent in building in certain areas there. I should point out, though, that New Orleans is a huge city and a vital port for US trade and if the alternative is building a bridge in the middle of nowhere so a few thousand people can skip a 7 minute ferry ride, I know where I'm going to send the check.
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    44. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      It would be different if Clinton did the same thing every other President done, and had his affairs in private, off company time. Instead, he fooled around with the hired help while he was in the office.

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    45. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      talking out of your ass

      It's only slightly more "out of my ass" than simply assuming that everyone knows how mountainous Alaska is or linking to a useless streetmap and declaring that without having been there "you can't possibly understand</teenageangst>".

    46. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      There are interstate highways in Hawaii, but there are none in Alaska. That seems reversed, since you can at least drive to Alaska from the lower-48.

    47. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Altus · · Score: 1

      At least the big dig was work on an interstate. I dont know what the deal is with this bridge, but 93 is an interstate and its maintenances and upgrades should be, in part, paid for by federal dollars. I might not like the way the big dig has gone but 93 as it was 10 years ago, would be totally useless right now with the amount of traffic that is on it.

      One could argue it was totally useless even before this project started.

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    48. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Koby77 · · Score: 0

      If the land is so darn valuable, then the land developers would be more than willing to SPEND THEIR OWN MONEY to build a bridge, instead of confiscating money from the rest of us so that they can profit.

    49. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Altus · · Score: 1


      while it might have take forever, they did use all new techinques including slurry digging that we havent ever used in the states. No buildings were demolished, no busineses closed, hospitals close to the dig stayed open the whole time and they had to deal with acheology going on every time they took a shovel of dirt.

      All in all, this was a logistical nightmare. Sure there was corruption and there were issues and they were big, but this was never going to be an easy thing to do.

      Plus, there was no way you could expand that old freeway, although I wanted them to have both the tunnel and the skyway for capacity.

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    50. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Alaska is a net taker in Federal taxation, not a contributor.

      That is incorrect. Alaska does recieve more in federal funds than its residents pay in income tax, but that isn't the same as what you said.

      It collects funds solely via it's non-renewable resource grants.

      Well, then the fees I pay to park at state parks must not be there, nor the fee for business licenses, autos, and such. It may be primary, but "solely" is simply false.

      It is politically popular (and, in a vacuum, the right thing--but we're not talking about a vacuum) that as much as possible (slightly over $1 Billion these days) in "dividend" checks to residents, and use copious federal money to make up the difference.

      "As much as possible?" What does that mean? The fund that the dividends are pulled from grows every year. "As much as possible" implies that it pays all funds available. Again, that is simply false. There is a formula that has been created and used for 20+ years resulting in the growth of the permanent fund. Some of the growth of the permanent fund is paid back to the residents, but not all.

      In short, you're full of it.

      It seems that every one of your statements seem to be based in fact, but are wrong. Perhaps you should not throw such accusations when your response is no more fact-filled than his was.

    51. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Courageous · · Score: 1

      This is true. But then, that's always the way it's been: the less financially capable states benefit asymmetrically well under the Feds. Same is true for other things as well: they get disproportionately more defense per dollar of investment, and so on. No real surprise here, right?

      C//

    52. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      According to this paper Federal Spending Received Per Dollar of Taxes Paid by State, 1981-2004, they have received more than their money back from the Federal government each year since 1985.

      You quoted www.taxfoundation.org. In that paper, they specifically state "taxes paid to Washington D.C." Well, I'm a resident of Alaska, and my taxes are mailed to Fresno, CA. I'm assuming they are knowingly lying about where the taxes are paid to in order to generate an emotional response regarding sending the taxes so far away. Also, I can only assume that the numbers are income tax only. There are federal taxes taken from the oil produced here. From what I can tell (from my knowledge of the taxes paid by Alaska and the numbers through your link), they did not include "taxes paid to Washington D.C." and instead included "all individual federal income tax paid, regardless of where it was paid to and excluding all other taxes paid." As such, the numbers are worthless for someplace with an unusually high generation of taxation not related to personal income.

      But when you quote a place with glaring errors in the headings, it is hard to take the rest of the numbers below at face value. They obviously have an agenda, or they wouldn't have added the redundant, yet incorrect, addition of "Washington D.C." as if people don't know what federal taxes are. So since they lie in the headings, I can only assume they lie in the body as well (or worse, they are ignorant of the subject so much they don't know that the IRS doesn't have a D.C. address for mailing income tax payments from individuals, even for those living in D.C., yet print papers and such as if they are experts).

    53. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      Again, as the parent said: "Should have thought about that before building a city there."

    54. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by shakestheclown · · Score: 1

      Wow, this is starting to sound like a conspiracy theory so that Alaska residents can feel like they are unfairly burdened by federal taxes. You act like the Tax Foundation group was set up yesterday to attack Alaska. It has been around since 1937, and I could find no information attacking its credibility as a third-party, non-profit research group. Perhaps all of the other tax breaks and oil money I wrote about are also lies? Perhaps the mainstream media wants to prove to us mainlanders that Alaskans are doing quite well when actually they are indentured servants unfairly put upon by the federal government.

      Consider your own Juneau Empire, the state's third largest newspaper, also saw fit to publish editorial information based on TaxFoundation.org's research. Republished from the Peninsula Clarion, another Alaskan newspaper. (source)
      "They have one of the lowest overall tax burdens of any place in the nation; they have one of the highest qualities of life; and in no other place do residents get an annual permanent fund dividend check. Last year's check meant an extra $1,106.96 to every man, woman and child who qualified. This year's check is expected to be even larger.

      Alaskans also need to consider what they expect from government and who should pay for what they expect from government. Tax time is a good reminder that there's no such thing as a free lunch, but Alaskans' permanent fund dividends come pretty close. Not only that, but Alaskans finish paying their tax burden more than a month earlier than many of their counterparts in the Northeast.

      It could be a lot worse."

      And I don't really see what the tax rates on the oil have anything to do with the taxes Alaskans pay, or are you saying that the mega-corporations that pump and produce oil from Alaska are unfairly burdened by taxes that oil companies in other states don't have to pay? Do you have some personal claim to this oil? Are you saying that Exxon, Mobil, and ConocoPhillips (three of the largest oil and gas leaseholders in Alaska) are unfairly burdened by taxes? All the information I can find on those companies and Alaska involve either the state or its residents filing lawsuits against the companies or complaining that the companies don't pay enough taxes compared to oil-producing nations, so that the residents can get bigger Permanent Fund checks.

      If you dispute my information, please post your own verifiable numbers on personal taxation or oil taxation that proves your point. I'd also like to see anything you come up with attacking Tax Foundation, and I will no longer use them as a source for my information. You see what I do after each disputable claim? I post a link to the source where I found it, so that you can interpret the information for yourself and decide if the methods of collecting or the source are questionable. All you and the other poster have done is post conspiracy theories with no facts, and you wonder why the rest of us won't support your tirades?

      You still cannot dispute that fact that by simply being a resident of Alaska you benefit from quite a few unique tax reliefs, low state taxes, low gasoline tax, and free oil money simply for living there. I hate taxes as much as anyone, but Alaskans have it better off compared to almost anyone else in the nation.

      You quoted www.taxfoundation.org. In that paper, they specifically state "taxes paid to Washington D.C." Well, I'm a resident of Alaska, and my taxes are mailed to Fresno, CA. I'm assuming they are knowingly lying about where the taxes are paid to in order to generate an emotional response regarding sending the taxes so far away. Also, I can only assume that the numbers are income tax only. There are federal taxes taken from the oil produced here. From what I can tell (from my knowledge of the taxes paid by Alaska and the numbers through your link), they did not include "taxes paid to Washington

    55. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      again, as I said, I'm in no way saying that the bridge is a reasonable use of federal funds. I was just saying he should know what he's talking about before going all sarcastic at someone.
      With the building of the bridge removed from discussion by my preface that duh, thats a fucking waste of money... what exaclty was your fucking point?

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    56. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massachusetts pays out more than it brings in, as most blue states do (partially political, partially for the fact that the poorest states happen to be in the South and Midwest and are coincidentally "red" states)

    57. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You act like the Tax Foundation group was set up yesterday to attack Alaska. It has been around since 1937, and I could find no information attacking its credibility as a third-party, non-profit research group.

      They look like an organization that is anti-income tax. As such, their numbers are probably designed to account for only income tax. They don't state what those numbers do and do not include, however they do not add up to the total income of the federal government, so I must assume they are either incompetent or non-ehaustive. If you do not take the full numbers, you can't judge how much comes from a place.

      You still cannot dispute that fact that by simply being a resident of Alaska you benefit from quite a few unique tax reliefs, low state taxes, low gasoline tax, and free oil money simply for living there.

      Regular unleaded is $3.00 per gallon here. What is it where you are?

      And I don't really see what the tax rates on the oil have anything to do with the taxes Alaskans pay, or are you saying that the mega-corporations that pump and produce oil from Alaska are unfairly burdened by taxes that oil companies in other states don't have to pay?

      You obviously don't understand how the oil works. The corporations aren't "taxed" by the state for the oil. The oil belongs to the state, and the oil companies pay for what they take at prices well below market value. There is no "oil tax" on Exxon-Mobile (the largest operator in Prudhoe Bay) or the others. They call it a tax to imply they are unfairly taxed, but the oil coming out of the ground belongs to the State of Alaska. They are taxed by the feds on the oil and profits. They are taxed by the state on profits and operations. But the actual oil out of the ground is not "taxed" by the state. It is owned by the state.

      I'd also like to see anything you come up with attacking Tax Foundation, and I will no longer use them as a source for my information.

      Well, the IRS lists addresses which you are supposed to mail your income tax payments to, and none of those are in Washington D.C. But then, you made it sound like you don't care if they are obviously wrong in the headers they use. I can't find the numbers, but I've read that the oil industry pays about $6 billion in federal taxes on operations in Alaska. That's not counting any other industry or activity. But just the oil indistry pays 50% more than the total tax listed by the Tax Foundation. Either they are lying, or they are the "income tax foundation" and just leave "income" off everything they do, assuming we know the difference. Either way, they are useless in a discussion of taxes paid when concerning a state with a vastly different economy than most. When you include corporate taxes with personal income taxes, Alaska pays more to the federal governemnt than it receives. It has always been so. Some organization that apparently tracks only personal income tax is not a good place to look for the whole picture.

      Consider your own Juneau Empire, the state's third largest newspaper, also saw fit to publish editorial information based on TaxFoundation.org's research.

      Well of course. Using just the personal income tax, it helps it look like a better place to live. We get back twice what we pay. But the oil belongs to "us" (the residents of Alaska) as well, and we "pay" the federal government more for letting that up out of the ground than our personal income tax. When you ignore the oil I own being shipped out of state at below-market prices, I pay very little. However, when you consider that my oil is being sold for so little and I'm getting a pittance back on it, it isn't that good of a deal, is it? Or even though the law says it belongs to me (and the other residents), I shouldn't be annoyed since it is "free" money anyway?

    58. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accepting that as true, how does it justify wasting federal tax dollars on worthless local projects?

    59. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by coleridge78 · · Score: 1

      Right, I meant the human process rather than the tech side of things, which as designed was about as good as it could be.

      As for the double-decker idea, it wouldn't have had much benefit. Various sites, including the Bay Area after the '89 quake which gave us a unique there one day, gone the next comparison, have shown that (contrary to "common sense") that doubling of lanes does not significantly reduce congestion. Too many other factors at work.

    60. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by coleridge78 · · Score: 1

      It seems that every one of your statements seem to be based in fact, but are wrong. Perhaps you should not throw such accusations when your response is no more fact-filled than his was.

      Pure dissembling. Let's examine:

      "Alaska is a net taker in Federal taxation, not a contributor."

      That is incorrect. Alaska does recieve more in federal funds than its residents pay in income tax, but that isn't the same as what you said.

      Oh, really? Let's hear what the difference is. I doubt you can provide one.

      "It collects funds solely via it's non-renewable resource grants."

      Well, then the fees I pay to park at state parks must not be there, nor the fee for business licenses, autos, and such. It may be primary, but "solely" is simply false.

      Anyone who has a brain and isn't just picking a fight to rep for a dishonest bit of politics obviously understood this, but let me make it clear. By "solely" I was addressing that (vast majority portion) of any state gov's income which comes from income tax, leaving aside the other fees which all states charge in more-or-less consistent fashion. I could have been a bit clearer and said "tax, as opposed to use fees" instead of "funds", but again, for you to claim this as some big point just says that you're trying to distract from the truth.

      "As much as possible?" What does that mean? The fund that the dividends are pulled from grows every year. "As much as possible" implies that it pays all funds available. Again, that is simply false. There is a formula that has been created and used for 20+ years resulting in the growth of the permanent fund. Some of the growth of the permanent fund is paid back to the residents, but not all.

      You addressed exactly what "as much as possible" means in your retort. More dishonest political dissembling. "As much as possible" means, as you noted, that not all is paid back to the residents, but it is as high as can be maintained while relying on sucking from the Federal teat to keep the state government from collapsing.

      It seems that every one of your statements seem to be based in fact, but are wrong. Perhaps you should not throw such accusations when your response is no more fact-filled than his was.

      The primary fact here is that, in fact, you didn't seriously rebut a single bit of what I said. Is Alaska, or is it not, a net taker from the Federal government (by a very large margin, in fact). And if you dispute this you'd better have very good backup because every single reputable study will be disagreeing with you.

      And laughing at you. Let me guess, you're related to Ted Stevens?

      I just got back from AK. I love it there. That doesn't change the fact that it is an experiment in existence, massively subsidized by the Feds only because of its natural resources.

    61. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by shakestheclown · · Score: 1

      They look like an organization that is anti-income tax. As such, their numbers are probably designed to account for only income tax. They don't state what those numbers do and do not include, however they do not add up to the total income of the federal government, so I must assume they are either incompetent or non-ehaustive. If you do not take the full numbers, you can't judge how much comes from a place.

      Honestly, I didn't really get that feeling from the site that they were anti-income tax, and it certainly doesn't jive with their stated goals either. Like I said for such an old organization, I didn't find any negative opinions on their work, but I did find a lot of citations from papers and articles. If you have any information disparaging their credibility other than your qualms with their headers and data disclosure, please post it.

      You still have provided absolutely no information that helps your cause. You also said you pay $3.00 a gallon, but that has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Alaskans pay one of the lowest gasoline taxes in the nation. It must be a past-time in Alaska to complain about the federal government taxing the poor profits of the oil companies, when that money could go....? Oh yes, to the mega-corporations that have very little to do with Alaska other than taking her resources, destroying natural habitat, causing man-made disasters each time the pipelines explode/oil tankers crash/etc, and contributing to the only fund in the United States that pays the residents. If you have problems with the Permanent Fund not paying what you think you could get for your portion of the oil rights that you claim, take that up with the state of Alaska and not the federal government. Last I checked you all had a $40 billion windfall for doing absolutely nothing.

      You act like the federal government came in and stole your oil rights, and you, the other residents, and the oil companies are the victims. Yet you have no information, and every single magazine, newspaper, and independent research document shows that Alaskans have it well off. Compared to the average state, which does pay personal income tax, has higher gasoline taxes, doesn't receive a dividend for living there (or not living there for some non-residents), pays a sales tax, and the list goes on and on. Yet you think you could make so much more money on the open market with your portion of the oil, well I say go ahead. Even your own newspapers realize it, but you are too busy complaining to notice.

      Blame Nixon if you think the TAPS shouldn't have even been built. But then you all wouldn't have your precious dividend would? Maybe you should take a poll and see if the residents would like to turn their dividends in because the corporations aren't getting a fair shake on their taxes.

      Maybe you are right. Maybe, the residents do deserve their $300 million bridge. They're obviously delusional enough to think they need it.
    62. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by truesaer · · Score: 1

      Another common route for funding this type of projects is bonds that will be paid back with tolls. If you can't afford to pay back your bridge over an extended period of time with toll revenue then you don't really need a bridge.

    63. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, the article you point to indicates that the roads themselves are not labeled as interstates and do not meet the minimum federal requirements for interstates. In fact, the only thing that makes them interstates, according to the article, is that they recieve a portion of the interstate highway funds. It appears that the roads are not interstates. They aren't labeled as such. They don't meet the legal requirements for such. However, some appropriations bill somewhere (probably due to Ted "Tubes" Stevens) came up with definitions solely for funding.

      And it's great that they are listed as Interstates in Microsoft Streets and Trips. However, anyone using anything that calls them an Interstate for direction purposes will be in trouble when these roads, marked solely as state highways, are difficult to find.

    64. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Oh, really? Let's hear what the difference is. I doubt you can provide one.

      Well, you said, "Alaska is a net taker in Federal taxation, not a contributor." That is false. Alaska contributes more to the federal government than it receives. However, Alaska residents pay less in personal income tax than the state received back from the federal government. Just because you are too stupid to see the difference doesn't mean it isn't there. I'll give you a hint, the federal government isn't funded solely off personal income tax.

      By "solely" I was addressing that (vast majority portion) of any state gov's income which comes from income tax,

      Right, you were lying to make a point. By "solely" you meant everything you wanted us to consider, but not all the other things you know exist. You lied because you wanted it to look a specific way. There are other sources of income and you know that. You said "solely" knowing it was wrong. That's a lie.

      Is Alaska, or is it not, a net taker from the Federal government (by a very large margin, in fact).

      No, it is not a net taker. Alaska pays more to the federal government than it receives from the federal government.

      And if you dispute this you'd better have very good backup because every single reputable study will be disagreeing with you.


      What, the one that confuses California and Washington D.C. for where I mail my taxes is reputable? That's the same one that seems to not count about $6 billion in taxes paid on Alaskan oil to the federal govenrment. Alaska pays about $10 billion to the feds and receives about $8 billion back. Alaska is a net payer. You can whine all you like about the studies that are personal income tax only, but until you point out one that specifically states the money paid to the federal governmnet for oil taxes, I'll assume that they are all from the same flawed numbers as before.

    65. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It must be a past-time in Alaska to complain about the federal government taxing the poor profits of the oil companies,

      What the hell are you talking about? Are you smoking crack? Alaskans don't think the oil companies are undertaxed. Alaskans think that oil companies are evil, like ExxonMobile who has still not paid a single penny for the Exxon Valdez crash, despite record profits and repeated court orders to pay. But then, Alaskans also like to eat, and oil companies are a large employer, so many Alaskans work for them and tolerate them as a necessary evil. But the only people here that think the oil companies are overtaxed are also the nutjobs that run around complaining that the 16th Amendment was improperly ratified and unconstitutional.

      Last I checked you all had a $40 billion windfall for doing absolutely nothing.


      Yes, like Bill Gates had an even larger windfall for doing nothing. All he had to do was own some of a company and wait for the price to go up. The same with Alaska. There are valuable resources underground owned by the state (and thus the residents thereof). Being a resident/stockholder of something of value is something that is an approved manner of making money, at least so the millions of investors in the stock market think.

      Yet you have no information, and every single magazine, newspaper, and independent research document shows that Alaskans have it well off.

      Oh, would you like the stories about poor dental care in rural areas (where no dentists ever set foot)? How about those about tuberculosis seeing a recurrence in Alaska? Perhaps the alcoholism and domestic violence rates being high indicate the state being "well off?" And if it is so well off, with the free money and no taxes, why do people not move up here? We get less snow than Buffalo, NY and warmer winter temperatures than Minneapolis, yet have fewer residents than either. Yes, the magazine articles you remember reading do probably paint a glossy picture of up here. If it sounds so nice, why aren't you and millions more living here?

      Maybe you are right. Maybe, the residents do deserve their $300 million bridge. They're obviously delusional enough to think they need it.

      I never said the residents want the bridge. Even with the money being free, there is significant debate. The one thing people agree on is that construction jobs/money is a good thing. But the bridges are pretty much worthless. Even the people in Alasak think they are bridges to nowhere. They are redundant and serve land owned by friends and family of Don Young and Ted Stevens, serving the primary purpose of increasing land values of associates of them.

    66. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah yes, poor New Orleans. Of course, on the ferry boat tour I took 3 years before Katrina the guide flat-out stated that any hurricane class 3 or larger would completely take out the levys and that all of the Federal monies for repairs had been used for "other stuff".

      If the Ketchikan airport problem is Alaska's to solve (which it is), then New Orleans is LA's problem.

    67. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by onebignurse · · Score: 1

      Where in the Constitution does it give the federal government the authority to construct such a bridge in just Alaska? Art. I., s. 8: The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes, duties, imposts and excises, to pay the debts and provide for the common defense and general welfare of the United States; but all duties, imposts and excises shall be uniform throughout the United States

    68. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      You quoted www.taxfoundation.org. In that paper, they specifically state "taxes paid to Washington D.C." Well, I'm a resident of Alaska, and my taxes are mailed to Fresno, CA. I'm assuming they are knowingly lying about where the taxes are paid to in order to generate an emotional response regarding sending the taxes so far away.
      Where you send the check to be processed is immaterial to where it ends up. I assure you that, as a Californian, I'm not getting any of your federal taxes when the paperwork is mailed to Fresno. In fact, depending on what form I fill out and whether or not I'm enclosing a check, I may mail my taxes to Fresno or to San Francisco, or to Dallas. None of those addresses makes the slightest difference in where those funds end up: in the hands of the US Treasury. I just don't see how your claim here is anything more than diversionary nonsense.

      With respect to the $6B in oil taxes, the question is, who pays those taxes? Sure, the oil comes from Alaska, but where are the taxes actually paid? As far as I can tell, they're paid at the pump in fuel taxes, and they're paid by the oil companies in income taxes and by the shareholders as taxes on dividends. For example, Chevron Texaco extracts oil and gas in Alaska, but its headquarters is in California, it is incorporated in Delaware, and its shareholders are sprinkled all over the world. I can't think of any reason to claim that the people of Alaska are bearing the burden of the taxes on the oil it produces any more than the people of California are bearing the burden of WalMart's corporate income tax on the WalMart down the street from me, but maybe you can set me straight.
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    69. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      None of those addresses makes the slightest difference in where those funds end up: in the hands of the US Treasury. I just don't see how your claim here is anything more than diversionary nonsense.

      I agree. The whole "Washington DC" reference they brought up is false and emotionally charged. It's also quite redundant, as you point out all federal funds end up in the same place. So their incorrect listing of where those funds are paid to was nothing other than diversionary nonsense. As such, pointing out their lie and its nonsensical nature also appears to be silly. My point is that they are willing to use incorrect words in order to generate emotional responses. Do you feel that is true based on their inclusion of specifying where federal taxes are paid to?

      With respect to the $6B in oil taxes, the question is, who pays those taxes? Sure, the oil comes from Alaska, but where are the taxes actually paid? As far as I can tell, they're paid at the pump in fuel taxes, and they're paid by the oil companies in income taxes and by the shareholders as taxes on dividends. For example, Chevron Texaco extracts oil and gas in Alaska, but its headquarters is in California, it is incorporated in Delaware, and its shareholders are sprinkled all over the world. I can't think of any reason to claim that the people of Alaska are bearing the burden of the taxes on the oil it produces any more than the people of California are bearing the burden of WalMart's corporate income tax on the WalMart down the street from me, but maybe you can set me straight.

      All oil companies operating in Alaska have a separate corporation (usually wholly owned by the mother corporation or a partnership with local companies for regulatory benefits). The taxes paid by BP are paid by BP Alaska on operations in Alaska. I'm not talking about the gas pump taxes. I'm not talking about corporate income taxes. I'm not talking about dividends. I'm not talking about payroll taxes. I'm saying that for every barrel pumped from the ground, BP Alaska sends from its Alaskan account, some dollar amount to the federal government as taxes. This would be paid no matter what happens to the oil once it is out of the ground. It could be burned on the spot and never sold to anyone and never leave the state, and the taxes would still have to be paid on it. But I don't understand what you are talking about with the "burden" being on the people. The oil belongs to the people. The taxes are being paid on the oil that belongs to the residents. So the taxes are coming directly from the resident's property. Yes, it isn't as noticeable as if someone walks up to my front door and demands a check from me. But the way the agreements were written, the oil belongs to the state (and thus the residents thereof) and the oil companies buy it from the state as it is pumped from the ground (not technically a tax) and pay the feds a tax on the oil they pump up (technically a tax and isolated solely to operations/activities in the state of Alaska due regardless of any activities done with the oil later).

    70. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      I agree. The whole "Washington DC" reference they brought up is false and emotionally charged. It's also quite redundant, as you point out all federal funds end up in the same place. So their incorrect listing of where those funds are paid to was nothing other than diversionary nonsense. As such, pointing out their lie and its nonsensical nature also appears to be silly.
      What on earth are you talking about? Saying that the taxes are paid to Washington is 100% accurate, given that when we say "Washington DC" we mean "the federal government." I'm not sure if the idiom is somehow different in Alaska than it is everywhere else in the world, but that's what that means in most places. Similar to the fact that "The response from Washington was..." doesn't refer to a response from the mayor's office in Washington but rather the response from the federal government.

      My point is that they are willing to use incorrect words in order to generate emotional responses. Do you feel that is true based on their inclusion of specifying where federal taxes are paid to?
      Yes, I think that it's 100% true and makes complete sense. Significantly more sense than your complaint about the fact that your taxes are routed through Fresno on their way to accounts managed in Washington DC. I think you're just looking desperately for a reason to discredit a source that makes it obvious that you're wrong on this one.

      All oil companies operating in Alaska have a separate corporation (usually wholly owned by the mother corporation or a partnership with local companies for regulatory benefits). The taxes paid by BP are paid by BP Alaska on operations in Alaska. I'm not talking about the gas pump taxes. I'm not talking about corporate income taxes. I'm not talking about dividends. I'm not talking about payroll taxes. I'm saying that for every barrel pumped from the ground, BP Alaska sends from its Alaskan account, some dollar amount to the federal government as taxes. This would be paid no matter what happens to the oil once it is out of the ground. It could be burned on the spot and never sold to anyone and never leave the state, and the taxes would still have to be paid on it. But I don't understand what you are talking about with the "burden" being on the people.
      While I'm not familiar with this particular tax (I can't find it listed anywhere), you've basically pointed out that it's a tax paid by an international corporation and not by the people of Alaska. It hardly counts as a net export of Alaskan dollars to the federal government. That's my point.

      The oil belongs to the people. The taxes are being paid on the oil that belongs to the residents. So the taxes are coming directly from the resident's property. Yes, it isn't as noticeable as if someone walks up to my front door and demands a check from me. But the way the agreements were written, the oil belongs to the state (and thus the residents thereof) and the oil companies buy it from the state as it is pumped from the ground (not technically a tax) and pay the feds a tax on the oil they pump up (technically a tax and isolated solely to operations/activities in the state of Alaska due regardless of any activities done with the oil later).
      The oil belongs to the people until they sell it to the oil companies. The oil companies then pay some sort of tax on their operations. The dollars for those taxes come out of the pockets of shareholders all over the world. That's the key. The taxes aren't coming out of your pockets unless you're a shareholder in Shell or BP or the like. Accounting for it any other way would be ridiculous. That's why you can't find any actual accounting statements that make the point you're trying to make.
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    71. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The dollars for those taxes come out of the pockets of shareholders all over the world.

      Then you are right, no corporation ever has paid any tax on anything. The government just breaks into people's homes and steals it from them at night. With your reasoning, the direct tax on the oil as it is removed from the ground is being paid not on the oil, but on someone in some foreign country in the form of reduced dividends. I think that's a spurious argument invented to prove a point that can't be proved without some twisted logic.

      While I'm not familiar with this particular tax (I can't find it listed anywhere), you've basically pointed out that it's a tax paid by an international corporation and not by the people of Alaska.

      Now you aren't even listening. I stated it was paid by a local company, not the international corporation. Yes, the local company is probably a wholly owned subsidiary of an international corporation, but the name on the check sent to the federal government on the direct tax on the resource being extracted is an Alaskan company with few, if any, employees outside the state being paid on a resource owned by the Alaskan people.

      I think you're just looking desperately for a reason to discredit a source that makes it obvious that you're wrong on this one.

      Why would they list it as "federal taxes paid to Washington DC"? For one, my federal taxes are paid to an address in California. For another, most of the operating budget is handled in banks and spent in locations outside Washington DC. Also, who is confused about what a "federal tax" is to the point where they have to point out where it is managed? The redundancy does not give more information, but instead is supposed to generate feelings of anti-federalism. They didn't say "managed in Washington DC" (which is wrong as well, because the management of most of the funds is handled outside DC, even if the appropriations are started there), they still said "paid to" which is simply false.

      The issue isn't that they are wrong. You obviously understand my premise, even if you disagree. What you haven't acknowledged is my assertion of the conclusion, that they have some bias by including the redundant and incorrect "Washington DC" reference.

      Saying that the taxes are paid to Washington is 100% accurate, given that when we say "Washington DC" we mean "the federal government." I'm not sure if the idiom is somehow different in Alaska than it is everywhere else in the world, but that's what that means in most places.

      But they already said "the federal government." If it is so accepted everywhere else in the world, then why the redundancy? Redundancy in such a study has meaning. Either it means they are as ignorant about the equating of "federal" with "Washington DC" as you claim I am, or they included it for some other purpose. What other purpose could they have included it for? You agree it is redundant, so you agree with me. Now it's just a discussion of why include such redundancies.

    72. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      With your reasoning, the direct tax on the oil as it is removed from the ground is being paid not on the oil, but on someone in some foreign country in the form of reduced dividends. I think that's a spurious argument invented to prove a point that can't be proved without some twisted logic.
      The question isn't what the tax is "on" but rather who pays the tax. That's the point you're missing entirely. If I levy a tax on your shoes but it's paid by some guy in Miami, there's no reason to bitch about the tax coming out of your pocket. The same is true for the oil. It doesn't matter if the tax is on "your oil" if that tax is paid by the oil company. The owners of the oil company pay the taxes, not the people of Alaska.

      Now you aren't even listening. I stated it was paid by a local company, not the international corporation. Yes, the local company is probably a wholly owned subsidiary of an international corporation, but the name on the check sent to the federal government on the direct tax on the resource being extracted is an Alaskan company with few, if any, employees outside the state being paid on a resource owned by the Alaskan people.
      No, I'm listening. It appears that you don't understand what a "wholly owned subsidiary" is in this case. Who do you think pays the taxes of a wholly owned subsidiary of a public corporation? Let me answer that for you: The shareholders of the public corporation do. Not the people of the state where the subsidiary operates or is incorporated. Think of it this way: If that tax were repealed, would you have more money in your pockets? Would the people of Alaska? No. The people who owned the corporation that paid the taxes would. The idea that we should credit Alaska with tax money paid by people outside Alaska is ridiculous for that reason.

      Why would they list it as "federal taxes paid to Washington DC"?
      Because people are stupid and it drives home the point that the money is being sent somewhere else.

      For one, my federal taxes are paid to an address in California.
      No they're not. They're mailed to an address in California. They're paid to the federal government in Washington DC. By your logic, I pay my taxes to my local post office because I drop the envelope there and anybody who says otherwise has a hidden agenda. That makes no sense.

      But they already said "the federal government." If it is so accepted everywhere else in the world, then why the redundancy? Redundancy in such a study has meaning. Either it means they are as ignorant about the equating of "federal" with "Washington DC" as you claim I am, or they included it for some other purpose. What other purpose could they have included it for? You agree it is redundant, so you agree with me. Now it's just a discussion of why include such redundancies.
      You're arguing over phrasing that's completely accurate because you complain that it's redundant as if that actually makes a difference. First, you're being paranoid. Second, you don't seem to have any numbers of your own. The fact is, the raw numbers don't lie. Alaskans aren't paying more out in federal taxes (to DC or Fresno or anywhere their envelopes might go) than they get back in federal appropriations. I'd be amazed if you could come up with some actual numbers that indicate that any significant portion of that oil tax burden is paid by Alaskans. In fact, I'm certain that you can't, because it isn't. Show me the numbers! Who pays this tax and how much of it is paid? When billions of dollars move around, there's always a paper trail. Where's the one showing all that money coming out of the pockets of Alaskan taxpayers and ending up in federal hands?

      Your original point was that Alaskans pay more taxes to the federal government than they get back. That's clearly not true for income tax, and you've done nothing to show that Alaskans pay any appreciable burden of the various federal taxes on oil. I'd say that your original argument is pretty much sunk, regardless of whether the phrase "the federal government in Washington DC" is arguably redundant.
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    73. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The question isn't what the tax is "on" but rather who pays the tax. That's the point you're missing entirely. If I levy a tax on your shoes but it's paid by some guy in Miami, there's no reason to bitch about the tax coming out of your pocket.

      So if the tax is on an Alaskan company, paid for by the Alaskan company from a check drawn on an Alaskan bank, you are asserting that someone in Miami paid it.

    74. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      So if the tax is on an Alaskan company, paid for by the Alaskan company from a check drawn on an Alaskan bank, you are asserting that someone in Miami paid it.
      Yes, if that company is a wholly owned subsidiary of a publicly traded international corporation, that's exactly what I'm saying. The dollars came out of the pockets of the parent company's shareholders in every state of the union. In fact, as a shareholder in some of those companies, I paid a larger percentage of those taxes than any Alaskan who doesn't hold shares in them. If those companies were privately held by people in Alaska, you'd have a point, but you yourself pointed out that those companies are actually owned by shareholders all over the world. That's where the money ultimately comes from, regardless of where the check is mailed from.
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    75. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Then we disagree. I believe that the taxes paid to bring oil owned by the state of Alaska to the surface (regardless of who pumps it and who may own the pumping company) is a tax that is somehow linked to the state of Alaska, and you think it is a tax on Miami.

    76. Re:BZZZT thankyourforplaying... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Then we disagree. I believe that the taxes paid to bring oil owned by the state of Alaska to the surface (regardless of who pumps it and who may own the pumping company) is a tax that is somehow linked to the state of Alaska, and you think it is a tax on Miami.
      And that's just fine as long as you understand that "somehow linked to" is not the same as "paid for by" in this context. Cheers.
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  70. Campaign financing laws by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's very simple. Our system positively selects for corruption, and it always will so long as the support of a few wealthy men is necessary to successfully compete in an election. I volunteered in the finance office of a campaign for governor, and you have no idea just how expensive a campaign is and just how much that money hinges on a short list of generous donors until you've gone over the public finance disclosures of your candidate and their opponents. Only the super, super rich can self-finance.

    With that sort of pressure, corruption is inevitable. With the exception of a few wealthy ideologues, nobody gives money to a campaign without expecting some sort of favorable legislation passed for them. No candidate can survive without this sort of favor swapping. The best you can do is to decide who you're willing to compromise yourself to.

    Take Hillary Clinton for example. Back when her husband was President, she was instrumental in getting the White House back away from that horrible bankruptcy reform bill that would eventually get passed in 2005. You can read more about this in "The Two-Income Trap" because the author of the book was instrumental in convincing her it was a bad idea. The bill contains such gems as prioritizing the repayment of credit card debt before child support and alimony payments. Clinton was horrified by the bill originally and promised to defeat "that awful bill" which was "unfair to women and children."

    Now a few years later after successfully running for the Senate after receiving $140,000 of campaign contributions from banking executives, Senator Clinton voted in favor of the bill when it came up unchanged in 2001 and in every other year it was introduced until its passage in 2005. This is what corruption is all about -- bills for bills.

    Even the most principled politician has to hold their nose and do something terrible in exchange for getting to prioritize the issues that really matter to them. For some politicians, this eventually eats away at everything they did care about until nothing is left but the matters of power and money. For other politicians, pork spending, anti-consumer legislation, and corporate welfare were their highest principles to begin with.

    This sort of thing happens constantly, and it will happen until we can somehow kill the relationship between big donations and a successful bid for office. Unfortunately, the Supreme Court is dead set on the idea that money equals free speech and forgets that the point of free speech is to give all citizens a chance to air their views. With big money being thrown around like this, the voices and opinions of the little guy mean absolutely jack outside of the voting booth. This means that some issues will never be properly examined (like copyright extension) because the few powerful interests have well bribed both sides on the issue.

    This is why almost all of our elections are about "culture war" nonsense. It's a distraction from the real issues about government power and the spending of our tax dollars are decided with phone calls, industry drafted bills, and big fat checks. You just wave gay marriage or video game violence and the voters look that way while the other hand is busy digging in the graft.

    I'm in favor of the latest raft of public election financing draft bills. You agree not to accept any money from private individuals, and in exchange the government matches what your opponent spends. The best part is that since they're voluntary, the Supreme Court can't knock them down without extremely tortured logic. To qualify, all you have to do is get a certain critical mass of signatures, and then you spend the entire election trying to speak to the people instead of spending (literally) 70-90% of your time begging for money. Trust me; this is what an election is really like -- candidates are just panhandlers trading dignity for much larger sums of cash than a homeless person. It's disheartening to watch.

    Unti

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  71. OT: The anti-science crowd bit was a strawman. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    The biggest strawman part of your argument was the following:

    Even as an atheist, I do think that we have gone too far in taking historical aspects of the impact of religion on American life out of schools. But frankly the problem is, as in all countries, the fundamentalists. If that term is too broad, I do apologize. I'm aiming squarely at the biblical literalists, the ones whose worldviews are threatened by modern biology, geology, physics, cosmology, and basically everything from the Enlightenment on down. I don't mind at all if my neighbor believes that Jesus died for their sins, but I do mind if they want the school curriculum changed because they don't think that evolution or the heliocentric solar system can be reconciled with the bible.

    The guy was griping about being allowed to sing some religious songs in his school but not Christmas carols and not being allowed to critique Islam. This whole block I quoted is a rant against fundamentalists in an attempt to tar people who complain about Christianity being singled out with the brush of flat-earthers and young-Earth creationists. Classic strawman -- you were bring up things that had nothing to do with what he was talking about in an attempt to make people who hold his views look bad as a group.

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  72. I don't believe he does own "shares" by hey! · · Score: 1

    But if I recall correctly, Cheney does have stock options which were originally valued at 8 million, so he has benefited greatly from administration energy and war policy. It's a clear conflict of interest: the more government policies and contracting favor Halliburton, the more money he takes out of the deal when he exercises his options.

    Cheney also is accruing deferred salary, but as this is not affected by policy one way or the other it is not a concern.

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    1. Re:I don't believe he does own "shares" by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Cheney also is accruing deferred salary

      So, does a deferred salary include deferred raises for doing deferred jobs well done?

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    2. Re:I don't believe he does own "shares" by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I disagree. it means he has a vested interested in making sure the company stays around long enough to keep paying him his deferred salary. Say, if someone else were to bid against haliburton on some big, important projects... like, I don't know, rebuilding a country let's say? Any they lost. would that put his deferred salary at risk?

      Furthermore, beyond simple financial incentive I don't really care if you sever ALL fiscal ties with the company, you don't hand gigantic no-bid... that's no-bid, free money, here you go, don't worry about competing for it contracts to ANYONE... much less a bunch of your buddies. Maybe, if it's a private project and it's your private money. But you don't do it with taxpayer money, when you are the vice fucking president of the united states!!!!

    3. Re:I don't believe he does own "shares" by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, there's little danger of them not being able to pay their contracted salary, provided they don't go bankrupt.

      It's not necessary to go into the theoretical scenario of severing all ties with the company. He hasn't. He hasn't even distanced his personal economic success from the company's success.

      What is shocking is how much more consistent the administration's policies look if you assume they are in place to benefit Halliburton, if necessary to the detriment of the entire country. It makes no sense to say the Iraq war is about oil, which is a commodity that can only be exploited by selling it. However it looks a lot different if you think about contracts, to supply and manage both the oil fields and the war.

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  73. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

    Well, you're both right!... the island has under 1,000 people the town across the water has over 7,000.

    The arguments for building the bridge are:
    1) The city doesn't have much adjacent developable land because it's all too mountainous... the nearby island has a lot of flat developable land...
    2) The airport is on the island. And most importantly...
    3) Senator Stevens is on the appropriations committee.

    The arguments against spending federal money to build the bridge are:
    1) It's classic pork-barrel spending on a local, not federal issue. The state of Alaska, and the city involved have their own money to spend on their own issues. And most importantly...
    2) Because of the large amount of money and the tiny population of the island it provides plenty of good sound-bites to imply it's particularly frivolous pork. Especially when it was introduced right after Hurricane Katrina and there were a lot of bridges in need of repair there getting a lot less (or no) money.

  74. Double standards. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1, Troll

    Ted Stevens should certainly be held responsible for this. But if we're going to start seeing claims that republicans under "clouds" I think it would only be fair, and unbiased, to start running stories on democrats under similar situations. Because this problem of family members getting cushy jobs in government is a common problem in both parties.

    Even worse than that, a shocking number of close relatives to politicians are lobbyists. I heard the figures the other day, but I don't recall them now. But this problem goes right across party lines.

    The problem is inevitably that people call out the republicans for this sort of thing, but then are always making excuses when the democrats do the same. Case in point: Dianne Feinstein's husband is a defense contractor. In early 2003 his company won a contract that could earn the company $3.1 billion over the following 8 years. I certain heard nothing about this. But people did go nuts over the thing with Cheney and the company he was no longer working for.

    Even worse, I've seen numerous blogs trying to excuse democrats or come up with ways to somehow explain away the problem. But when a republican gets accused of the same damn thing suddenly their actions are inexcusable. The guy might as well be Satan incarnate.

    Look, I think the republicans need to be held to task for all of this. It all is inexcusable and frankly I think many of them are scumbags trying to profit from their position in as many ways as possible. But enough with this double standards bullshit. The democrats are just as guilty as the republicans and it's time we say unbiased coverage of both parties.

  75. Re:OT: The anti-science crowd bit was a strawman. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    Actually that was a tangent, not part of my central argument. The point of the tangent was that Christianity per se (as in believing in Christ, accepting that he died for your sins, etc) is not under attack. His point, as I understood it, was that Christianity is being discriminated against, whereas my counterpoint was that it is not Christianity, but fundamentalism that is under attack. So after rethinking, it was more of a counterargument than a tangent, but it still isn't a strawman.

    When fundamentalists are criticized, the defense is "you hate Christians! You're a bigot!" rather than recognizing that Christianity at large is allowing the subset of loonies to co-opt what the word "Christian" means. I know who I do and don't have scorn for, and I don't have scorn for people just because they believe in Christ.

    And I agreed with him about some schools going too far. I was just giving some context as to how I think this came about. If you're complaining about racial profiling against Middle Eastern men in the USA, pointing out the 9/11 attackers doesn't justify it, but it does help explain how it came about. That I understand how we ruled part of our history off-limits for school discussion does not mean that I approve of that exclusion.

  76. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by GooberToo · · Score: 1

    That's also a cost difference of $45,000/person vs $630/person, assuming both projects were to cost the same $315,000,000. At $630/person, knowing it is going to stimulate an economy where the tax return is likely to easily exceed $630/person in short order, it makes lots of sense. Imagine how long it would take for a return on $45,000/person in a location where the economy, aside from the initial construction, is unlikely to change much.

  77. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That same amount of money would have a much greater return on investment if used for other things

    Yeah, such as not having been taken from the people that earned it in the first place.

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  78. I know nothing about thisparticular guy by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Oh, and who cares what the politicians do on their own time. I care when they try and tell me what *I* can do on my own time.
    I don't care when they don't bother.

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  79. Re:OT: The anti-science crowd bit was a strawman. by KevinIsOwn · · Score: 1

    That's not a straw man argument at all. If anything, it's a appeal of reconciliation between sides, saying that misanthrope101 understands what this person is saying and agrees somewhat. There should be more posts like that one.

  80. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

    A ferry just isn't the same, and you know it.

    Lots of people commute by ferry to Boston, NYC, SF, and Seattle. Are we to believe that these 7000 in Ketchikan are so special that a ferry is unacceptable for them? The bridges are pork, plain and simple. Alaska already gets a disproportionate share of highway funding despite having a budget surplus thanks to the oil fund.

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  81. Absolute Power by Inhibit · · Score: 1

    I think people need to put that into perspective. Possibly:

    "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" -- The Management

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  82. You're very stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "So we're already footing the bill for it, why don't we see if maybe we can cut out the bullshit and provide preventative/managed care up front with that money?"

    Because governments are stupid, corrupt, and wasteful, and handing them control of my health care is an idea that scares the hell out of me. What happens when they make health care contingent upon a citizen doing _______? Go ahead and try to pretend it couldn't happen, that's how all those things that can't happen do happen.

    "Are minorities over-represented in these programs? Sure. Are they over-represented in the population that these programs are intended to serve? Sure."

    Great, thanks for admitting that. At least you're not too stupid to see that these programs are bribes for minorities that guarantee votes in the future. "REPUBLICANS HATE BLACK PEOPLE" means "REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT TO PAY US TO VOTE FOR THEM".

    "People call liberals "impractical". Kettle, it's Pot. You're black."

    Oooh a stupid third grade witticism. I had no idea I was talking to a ten year old girl.

    Here's one for you that's not moronic and overdone, and even more importantly, ACCURATE

    "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse over loose fiscal policy, (which is) always followed by a dictatorship."

    YOU want that. That is what YOU are advocating. It's no surprise to me of course, but as someone who tried to speak about long term consequences, it sure looks like you're not smart enough to take your own advice.

    But you're a liberal, so you and smart rarely travel together.

    1. Re:You're very stupid by WilliamSChips · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because governments are stupid, corrupt, and wasteful, and handing them control of my health care is an idea that scares the hell out of me. And the HMOs are like that, but worse.
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    2. Re:You're very stupid by BVis · · Score: 1

      Because governments are stupid, corrupt, and wasteful, and handing them control of my health care is an idea that scares the hell out of me.
      Objection, your Honor. Facts not in evidence. Nowhere did I say that the government should take that role. True, the funding would come from taxes (as it does now, under the current situation) but I'm sure privatizing the service would make the business lobby happy.

      Great, thanks for admitting that. At least you're not too stupid to see that these programs are bribes for minorities that guarantee votes in the future. "REPUBLICANS HATE BLACK PEOPLE" means "REPUBLICANS DON'T WANT TO PAY US TO VOTE FOR THEM".
      And what would you call pork projects like the Bridge to Nowhere? How is that not buying votes? The principle is the same, just the currency is different (ie corporate welfare vs. individual welfare.)

      But you're a liberal, so you and smart rarely travel together.
      Ah, the ad hominem attack, favored weapon of the neocon who dislikes being challenged on anything. We're done.
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    3. Re:You're very stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nowhere did I say that the government should take that role."

      And nowhere did I claim you said that. See, you're not even smart enough to actually read my post. Go ahead, show me where I claimed you said that.

      "And what would you call pork projects like the Bridge to Nowhere?"

      A straw man. Nice try though.

      "Ah, the ad hominem attack, favored weapon of the neocon"

      Ah, the hypocrite, calling others out for behavior they themselves have just engaged in. You're a liberal, so I knew you'd do that before you did it, it's your fallback in cases where you're obviously wrong, like now.

      "We're done"

      Of course you are, you've lost the debate and have no refutation. It's no surprise you'd rather quit than deal with the fact that your points are without merit and your intellect is insufficient.

      Thanks for admitting I win though, I love it when you losers run and hide like you just did.

    4. Re:You're very stupid by BVis · · Score: 1

      And nowhere did I claim you said that. See, you're not even smart enough to actually read my post. Go ahead, show me where I claimed you said that.
      Ok. From your earlier post:

      Because governments are stupid, corrupt, and wasteful, and handing them control of my health care is an idea that scares the hell out of me.
      Implying, of course that I'd proposed the government take over the health care system. Otherwise, why would you mention it? Either you were implying that I had made such a proposal, or were introducing the argument so you could refute it. Just because you have an argument against a position doesn't mean you can force the position so you can argue against it.

      "And what would you call pork projects like the Bridge to Nowhere?"
      A straw man. Nice try though.
      Heh, this is perfect. You accuse me of the very action that you yourself just took with health care. From Wikipedia:

      One can set up a straw man in the following ways:

            1. Present a misrepresentation of the opponent's position, refute it, and pretend that the opponent's actual position has been refuted.

      Ah, the hypocrite, calling others out for behavior they themselves have just engaged in.
      See above. You're very good at arguing against yourself.

      "Ah, the ad hominem attack, favored weapon of the neocon"

      Ah, the hypocrite, calling others out for behavior they themselves have just engaged in. You're a liberal, so I knew you'd do that before you did it, it's your fallback in cases where you're obviously wrong, like now.
      What I did was argue against your position, and give you the label of "neocon". What you did was attack me personally, and characterize an entire political group as out of touch and stupid. These are two different things. You can attack an argument without attacking the person. As far as "obviously wrong", there's a difference between "the sky is blue" and "we have a difference of opinion". We disagree, that doesn't mean one of us is right and the other is wrong.

      Of course you are, you've lost the debate and have no refutation. It's no surprise you'd rather quit than deal with the fact that your points are without merit and your intellect is insufficient.

      Thanks for admitting I win though, I love it when you losers run and hide like you just did.


      Then again, you might just be a troll.
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    5. Re:You're very stupid by Mithrandir86 · · Score: 1

      HMOs are not stupid, nor are they wasteful. They are blindingly efficient at denying healthcare to cut costs and increase profits. It is wrong blame a corporation for increasing profits, as corporations are amoral and have no responsibility other than to deliver profits to the shareholders. Thusly, it is wrong to compare transgressions of Senator Ted Stevens to the poor service of health insurance companies. Ted Stevens had a moral duty to act in the best interests of both his constituents and citizens of the United States, without regard for personal gain. If he has accepted bribes, or handed contracts out to associates, then he has utterly failed in that respect.

  83. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong numbers. The federal contribution would be $223 million for the bridge to the airport, which serves 14,000 people in the Ketchikan borough. The "bridge to nowhere" moniker is a farce, but this bridge is an even bigger farce for the cost.

  84. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Ooooo... seven thousand! Wow, that sure is a heck of a lot of people!

    Oh, wait, no it's not -- even my university has more people than that, even if you only count students! You don't see us whining about a billion-dollar bridge (paid for by other people, of course), now do you?!

    A bridge that big and expensive might -- might -- be justified for a real city like Fairbanks or Anchorage, but it sure as hell isn't justified for a podunk little shithole like that!

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  85. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by spun · · Score: 1

    Land shortage? Look at the satellite image of the city on google maps. What the fuck is all that green stuff on THREE SIDES of the city? This is the second post making that outrageous claim, and modded up as insightful. And that's not even the point. The point is, if those 7,000 people are going to benefit from this, maybe they should pay for it themselves. Why should I have to pay for a bridge that will benefit a minuscule minority of US citizens? Why should the bridge be that big and expensive if it serves all of 7,000? And you know what? The narrows there look to be all of 1,500 feet wide. How long of a ferry ride are we talking here? I can't believe you are actually trying to defend this boondoggle. Do you live in Ketchikan?

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  86. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Poppa · · Score: 1

    What will it take? As a start, how about voting the bastards out? Oh, unless they are a Democrat that were caught with $90k in their freezer, then vote them back in.

  87. Aren't there two bridges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I recall, there were actually TWO bridges to nowhere. One was to the island with the airport that (generally) makes sense. The other is to a small nowhere island where his wife has property.

    I remember a story somewhere about how confused the bridges have become.

  88. Aren't you promoting double standards? by sheldon · · Score: 1

    But if we're going to start seeing claims that republicans under "clouds" I think it would only be fair, and unbiased, to start running stories on democrats under similar situations.


    The next time a Democrat in Congress passes a bill offering a government buyout to a fishing co-op, in order to artificially restrict the market and thus drive up prices, at the behest of a son who is getting paid $10k/month to lobby on it's behalf... Especially if said Democrat had made ludicruous and funny statements about the nature of the internet. I'm quite certainly slashdot will report on the story.

    But it seems what you really want is to defend the Republicans with the "They're all bad" defense. I mean look at this shit:

    Even worse, I've seen numerous blogs trying to excuse democrats or come up with ways to somehow explain away the problem.


    I read the primary Democratic blogs routinely. dailyKos, Talkingpointsmemo, atrios and so on. Not once have I ever seen this. It was a blogswarm from these blogs who got William Jefferson stripped of his leadership post, and then later his committee positions when he was eventually indicted. Hell, the blogs put a *LOT* of effort to try to get William Jefferson replaced in the primary before the last election.

    Now that's something you won't see from Republican blogs. Instead they sit there whining about how the media is biased against Republicans, and how we should be talking about all the Democrats who steal lollipops from children as being comparable to Duke Cunningham taking $2.4 million in bribes.
    1. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      So it is slashdot news because this senator made a silly comment about the internet being made of tubes?

      Ok fine, but where is the little stomping foot detoning it is humor?

      As for investigations, well, that is one thing this current congress can do well, come up with 300 investigations.

      Pass a budget on time? No.

      Pass any legislation? No.

      Maybe there should an investigation about that...

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    2. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      So it is slashdot news because this senator made a silly comment about the internet being made of tubes?


      Yup, that's pretty much why. I mean you didn't see a slashdot article about Vitter being in the pimps phone list, did you?

      Anyway, whining is unbecoming.
    3. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Well, it is a step above "It had the letters I and T in the article."

      But not much.

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    4. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      I've been reading /. since 1997, and there were plenty of articles back then about Clinton and such.

      I don't recall anybody at the time whining about how unfair it was that we weren't talking about all the Democrats who weren't being indicted.

    5. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Really? I ran a search on Clinton, it came up with nothing before 2000. I will trust your memory and assume that there was some sort of purge/loss to upgrade of stories that old or that the search is incomplete.

      I suppose the only hook might have been that Matt Drudge broke the story on the net. Significant back then regardless of the news value.

      Run all the articles you want about politics and IT, especially about "net neutrality" and patent law, but it is heck of strech here.

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    6. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Besides the impeachment(which in retrospect looks even more ridiculous today then it was then), the big connection with Clinton and /. back then were the various attempts of bills to protect children from the internet. I forget what they called the bill now. Also stuff on the v-chip, and backdoors for encryption.

      Again, in retrospect, the supposed problems we all had in 1998 with the government look pretty mild.

    7. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      I think you will find, going forward, that this sort of stuff is just getting started.

      It is not that the Republicans or Democrats are any more or less corrupt than they were ago, it is just that the information wants to be free, man.

      Whoever occupies the next presidency will be living in a fishbowl with 3-d cameras. I am pretty sure someone will monitor the water pressure going to the Whitehouse and determine when the President took a crap.

      It is going to be brutal, the next Presidency. Unless we get Obama or maybe Romney, expect an attempted crackdown on web reporting.

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    8. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ran a search on Clinton

      Try searching for echelon, that'll get you quite a few hits, even if today's Republican hivemind claims the Slashdot hivemind gave Clinton a free pass when it came to his ridiculous tapping initiatives. Also helps if you run site:slashdot.org whatever from google, they do a better job than slashdot's own engine.

    9. Re:Aren't you promoting double standards? by sheldon · · Score: 1

      It is going to be brutal, the next Presidency. Unless we get Obama or maybe Romney, expect an attempted crackdown on web reporting.


      I could definately see this happening with Giuliani, possibly McCain if his finger in the wind determines it's good polling. Not sure about Romney. Hell, nobody is certain where Romney stands on anything.

      But yeah, it's going to get worse. I try to live in a cash society now. I purchase most everything using cash, because I'm tired of people trying to track me.
  89. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, what's considered "oppression" (and I don't know any Christian who calls it that, but they're probably on a radio program I don't listen to) is the attempt to censor any public mention of religion. The other part would be having to put up with assholes who think that atheism gives them license to be a jerk to anyone they disagree with.

    That said, please remember that there's real, actual, deadly persecution of Christians still going on. Just not in America. Anyone who worships outside of a state controlled church in China, for example, can easily wind up dead. Falun Gong makes all the news, but the problem isn't limited to them. And I haven't even begun to mention all the other countries where you can end up dead for being a Christian, let alone drag Islam and its apostasy laws into this.

  90. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I was using numbers from the previous posters and the links they provided.

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  91. William Jefferson is corrupt as hell by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    Ted Stevens is corrupt as hell
    William Jefferson is corrupt as hell
    I don't care what letter is after their name I want them out of politics and into jail. I want them both in PMINTA hard time prisons. If possible I want them taking big rocks and breaking them into little rocks. The only way this will happen is if there is a completely independent investigative group who spends all of their time investigating every and I mean every member of the house and the senate, and prosecuting as much as is humanly possible.
    Honor will not keep them honest, honor has not kept them honest. The only thing that will keep the politicians in line is knowing that if they step out of line they will be caught. They need to be held to a higher standard than the rest of the population because they are in a position to cause much greater harm.

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  92. OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by drig · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Check my Slashdot ID. 4 digits. I'm a computer programmer. I know C, C++, Java, Perl, Python, Ruby, PHP, bash, csh, C#, etc. I use Linux at home. Okay, have I established my creds? I worked for Eazel. I spoke once at an O'Reilly Conference.

    I'm a Democrat. I can't stand Ted Stevens. But, seriously, why is everyone so upset over his comparing the Internet to a series of tubes?

    I refer to my Internet connection as a "pipe". I really, really don't believe the Internet is at all like a truck. I agree that there is a limited amount of data that can fit on an internet pipe. I would like it if someone pointed out the vast amounts of dark fiber to Mr. Stevens (compare it to a really huge tube with only a trickle of water running through it, if you think it'd help), but his analogy was *correct*.

    But, I think it's a bit ridiculous to be making fun of him for using "tubes" instead of "pipes". Are we really upset with him because he's uncomfortable and bad with words? Isn't our problem with him that he's nerdy?

    Bad news: so am I.

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    1. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it has more to do with the context. In his ramblings he sounded very uneducated about the subject. So much that I think a third grader could have explained it better. When you are trying to explain why net-neutrality is either good or bad, saying things like the below doesn't lend you a lot of credibility (it sounds even worse when you hear him say it).

      "Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially."

      The "It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." just happens to be one of the most memorable parts, thus it becomes an easy target for him to become the brunt of jokes.

    2. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check my Slashdot ID. 4 digits.I'm a computer programmer. I know C, C++, Java, Perl, Python, Ruby, PHP, bash, csh, C#, etc. I use Linux at home. Okay, have I established my creds? I worked for Eazel. I spoke once at an O'Reilly Conference.

      Those low /. IDs don't imply what most people assume!

      So your a programmer, who knows a few languages, who worked at a company, and spoke at a conference (once). Thats it?

      Not exactly enough to blow up my skirt.

    3. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by drig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. I heard those clips, too, and thought "here's a guy who's legislating something he knows nothing about". I'm just confused why everyone picks up on the "series of tubes" thing. And, you supplied an answer. Because it's the most memorable part and an easy target.

      On that note, doesn't it seem like he doesn't understand trucks, either? I mean, most trucks I've seen have a limited storage capacity. You can always use more trucks, but the roads will eventually get full. You can see roads like a series of tubes, which carries trucks. And, wait...aren't packets a lot like trucks? Now I'm just confusing myself.

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    4. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by drig · · Score: 1

      A low slashdot ID means that I've been a member of the site since roughly when it started, in 1996-ish. It means I've been doing this for a while.

      Eazel was a Linux startup in 2000. It flamed out pretty quickly, but it was known for a while as a company that hires the best nerds around. I was on the commercial-side, so I don't really count as one of the best nerds, but at least I hung out with them. Some amount of open source nerdom probably wore off on me.

      O'Reilly is a book publisher that makes technology-centric books. Their "nutshell" series is one of the best computer references available. Before the Internet really took off, I used to have an O'Reilly nutshell book for every subject. It's not like saying "I spoke at Comdex". Speaking for O'Reilly means that someone with a lot of credibility in the industry thought I had something useful to say. As it turns out, I didn't. Hahaha. I still got a cool t-shirt.

      My whole point in saying that was that I'm not some idiot who has never used the Internet. If I think it's valid to use pipes as a metaphor for the Internet, there's a good chance that pipes actually are a good metaphor for the Internet.

      Internet*s*. There's 2. GWB sounded like an idiot when he said it, but like the senior Senator from Alaska, he was actually correct.

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    5. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      But, I think it's a bit ridiculous to be making fun of him for using "tubes" instead of "pipes". Are we really upset with him because he's uncomfortable and bad with words? Isn't our problem with him that he's nerdy?

      Your remark, drig, is pretty nonsensical, all the more so given your "creds." Posters made fun of that idiot (you could go back a bit and make fun of virtually everything he has muttered) because he made his usual feeble attempt at articulating on a subject he is completely ignorant about. The Republicants routinely pontificate on morality when they behave immorally (by their very own definitions), on war and military service when they have never served in the military (or even worse - lie about their service like John Boehner, Richard Armitage and Pat Robertson-admittedly a charlatan and not - at this moment - a politician), about "supporting the troops" when they do everything to negate their service, etc., etc., etc.

    6. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see roads like a series of tubes, which carries trucks. And, wait...aren't packets a lot like trucks? Now I'm just confusing myself.

      Did anyone ever declare a law stating that the longer a technical discussion goes, the probability of a car analogy being made approaches one?

      Anyway, the problem with the "tubes" approach is that it overly simplifies the subject. While you could get away with calling internet access "tubes", the data flowing in it is nothing like water or any other liquid. You cannot pump more data in than the bandwidth allows: if everyone on the block flushed at once, there would be no problem, the water system would just pump harder (to the limit of its capacity, anyway).

      However, data is packetized, and behaves more like vehicles on a road than water in a pipe. You can have both bread trucks and fruit trucks pulling into the grocery store at the same time by either building more lanes or by accepting that if they're right behind each other, it's close enough. But if you're at the end of a long line of cars, as much as you might really, really want to, you can't just floor it and push.

      When you think about it in terms of cars on a road, a lot of things become fairly clear. For instance, let's take bandwidth metering. A lot of people think this is a great idea, but don't think about what it leads to. Let's say a file you want to download is like you and your family loaded up in a van to Disneyworld. You pay $10 and get on the turnpike, only to discover you have exactly 6 hours to drive the 360 miles to the other end of the turnpike. If you're not off the turnpike in 6 hours, you get towed back to the start and have to pay $10 and try again. Now, a lot of people say "well, if packets are getting lost, your connection will just slow down to compensate for it" but since you want that file, you're going to try again and again. Your kids aren't going to accept some lame excuse if you try to tell them they're not going to see Mickey Mouse after all. Meanwhile, the ISP/toll road authorities are trying to think up great new ways to slow you down so they can collect that fee over and over. Or take some of the things telco executives have been saying with regards to billing google, itunes, etc: everyone is going to Disneyland, so why shouldn't Disneyland pay up for their share of the road wear? In addition to billing your family $10 to get on the turnpike, they bill Disney $10 to let you off. If Disney doesn't pay up, you don't get off, instead, you wind up spending the rest of your 6 hours circling around and around an increasingly crowded loop, which the toll road authority films to use in their propaganda about how so very crowded the toll road is and how they need even more money.

    7. Re:OT: "Pipes" vs "Tubes" by neminem · · Score: 1

      Thus clearly, the answer is that information is like light: whether it's considered to be liquid-like or made up of small chunks depends entirely on why you want to know!

      P.S. Nazis.

  93. Well your ananlysis is about 20 years out of touch by sheldon · · Score: 1

    Democrats are all about the freedom for things like gay marriage, but want to make it illegal to say things that hurt others feelings (hate speech laws).


    The latest thing from the Republicans has been trying to define anti-Christian statements as hate speech.

    There's this whole sub-cult, which is kind of funny, they like to promote books about the War on Christmas and such.

    Now of course there are exceptions to these rules, and if you are voting for someone in the major parties that's what you have to look at, is their politics not the party politics because BOTH parties are for big government and BOTH are for restricting personal freedom. You can also vote libertarian, at least assuming they'll run a candidate that isn't a complete nutjob in your area.


    Unfortunately voting for the loonietarian is generally a waste.

    It's better to be strategic, and kick the bastards out when they overreach. I don't care where they come from, I think going back and forth is good, but even better is a nice gridlock.
  94. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by ChainedFei · · Score: 1

    It is prudent to point out that the Permanent Fund Dividend, of which every Alaskan receives every year, belongs to the people and not the State Government. In Alaska, if you even sneeze about touching the PFD, the whole of Alaska will turn against you as a politician. The PFD was established for the people who live in Alaska to benefit from the rich natural resources that they export, as such, the gubment is disallowed from laying their grubby, grimy hands on that money. And believe me, they TRY to do so ALL the time... arguing for the sake of bettering the state with using the funds. In the past there has even been talk of providing all Alaskans with a Lump Sum payment so that they can cancel the fund and use the profits for State Spending. Considering practically every Alaskan owns an armory in their closet, the day that happens is the day I expect some people in Juneau get shot in the face a few dozen times.

  95. Why is this news? by amuro98 · · Score: 1

    Corrupt politicians? In MY Government?!

    Well....duh.

  96. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by sheldon · · Score: 1

    Great, the city should have held a bond referendum. Or even the state.

    But the Federal Govt? We have better places to spend $500 million. We've got existing bridges which are actually used that could be fixed for far less and benefit far more people.

  97. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The time to drive from town to the island right across the way is greater over the proposed bridge than just taking the ferry. The one and only one reason for the bridge to nowhere is that Ted (the guy accused of doing illegal things in this story) has friends with land. The bridge would go a few miles south of town, cross into his friends and family's land, then back up to the airport. Lots of land would be bought up at inflated prices. The land right on the other side of the bridge is private holdings of the friends and family so they would have the most attractive real estate deals after. It was all about Ted being old and dying soon, so he's pushing through things to give money back to the people that helped/supported him. Unethical? Sure. But he's a politician...

  98. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by witte · · Score: 1

    Just a question, out of curiosity.

    Who owns the land on this island ?
    (And are they good chums of Sen. Stevens ?)

    ...If I knew for sure that there was going to be a bridge, followed by immediate demand for land, I would start buying land while it's still cheap and wait for prices to rise.

    (Profit!)

  99. No, and you need to commit suicide for trying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And the HMOs are like that, but worse."

    Yeah, and if you don't like how they operate, they come to your house and put a gun in your face.

    Oh, wait, no they don't, that's the government.

    Worse my ass, you're a fucking moron for even trying that stupid argument.

  100. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by rochrist · · Score: 1

    Well, you're both right!... the island has under 1,000 people the town across the water has over 7,000. The arguments for building the bridge are: 1) The city doesn't have much adjacent developable land because it's all too mountainous... the nearby island has a lot of flat developable land... 2) The airport is on the island. And most importantly... 3) Senator Stevens is on the appropriations committee. The arguments against spending federal money to build the bridge are: 1) It's classic pork-barrel spending on a local, not federal issue. The state of Alaska, and the city involved have their own money to spend on their own issues. And most importantly... 2) Because of the large amount of money and the tiny population of the island it provides plenty of good sound-bites to imply it's particularly frivolous pork. Especially when it was introduced right after Hurricane Katrina and there were a lot of bridges in need of repair there getting a lot less (or no) money.
    I believe Stevens also has a financial interest in the undeveloped land on the other side of the water.
  101. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    We're talking about Alaska, right?

    Alaska has a land shortage. The government (federal, state and local) own nearly everything. They won't sell any of it. That leaves the small percentage that is privately held to be traded around. The housing prices in Alaska are much more than people think. Also, the places in question are on isalnds that are essentially the sides of mountains that poke out of the ocean. It isn't like there is a lot of flat land in that area to build on. So yes, Alaska has a serious land shortage. The "fix" of course, is to have the government sell off its land and then people will buy it and start paying texes on it. They'll get income from the sale and more from the taxes. But that's not happening for any more than a few token areas at very low volumes.

    If Juneau paid back slightly less in their Permanent Fund, they could have paid for their own bridge themselves (maybe even two or three) without having to get a pork earmark in Washington.

    Alaska receives the least funding per-area of any state. Yes, more comes to Alaska than is paid by the residents, but that's how it is in most red states. The low population density makes it look like Alaska is an offender if you look at per-capita, but look like they are getting screwed if you look per-area. Feel free to pick the one for the side you like and pretend the other doesn't exist. That's much easier than trying to have a reasonable look at the big picture.

  102. move somewhere else by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    Why should the Federal government pay for the bridges in the city of Ketchikan? If these people want to live in the middle of nowhere, they should have to bear the full cost of their choice. The Federal government should have no interest in supporting such an inefficient lifestyle choice.

    The irony of the Republican mantra of self-reliance is that it is primarily the rural, Republican areas that receive financial support from the rich, urban, Democratic areas. If you want to look at the biggest Federal welfare recipients, look at the rural areas in the US.

    1. Re:move somewhere else by Darby · · Score: 1


      The irony of the Republican mantra of self-reliance is that it is primarily the rural, Republican areas that receive financial support from the rich, urban, Democratic areas. If you want to look at the biggest Federal welfare recipients, look at the rural areas in the US.


      And that deeply dysfunctional hypocrisy is at the core of Republican "values". They're the biggest supporters of socialism as long as it's on somebody else's dime, but a lot of them actually do believe that they like capitalism. Until they can start to actually think sanely our country will continue to be flat out fucked and they'll continue repeating the idiotic lies that are their mantra with no connection to reality.

  103. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    The city the bridge is being built at has over 7,000 people.

    Well, I have a better idea. Rather than spending $315 million on building these people a bridge, let's pay each of them $45000 in order to move to a bigger city. That way, we won't have to support their apparently very expensive lifestyle with federal tax dollars in the future.

    Come to think of it, let's not pay them anything, let's let them just build their own bridge, OK? Then, we can apply the $315 million to, oh, say the federal deficit.

  104. what's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't "republican in name only" practically the definition of a Republican?

    Any more insight and this would be flame bait!

  105. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by vertinox · · Score: 1

    The reason it does not have more is there is a land shortage.

    I hear they have the same problem in New York City and in San Fransisco.

    Maybe they should move 60 minutes into the suburbs like everyone else in the states or enjoy the ferry like they still run in NYC.

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  106. Let "the market" take care of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since "the market" is the Republican answer to the funding of health care and affordable housing, shouldn't it be the answer to funding this bridge too?

  107. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by SpellseyGramar · · Score: 1

    From the original appropriations bill;
    "the bridge in Alaska would connect the town of Ketchikan (population 8,900)
      with its airport on the Island of Gravina (population 50)"

    $320 million well spent. . .

  108. It's *not* a "Bridge to Nowhere" by billstewart · · Score: 1, Informative
    Sure, I'd like to see Ted Stevens get the boot as much as anybody, and the Republicans are definitely hypocritical about aggressive protectionism while claiming to support free trade.


    But the bridge isn't a "bridge to nowhere". It's a bridge to the island with the Ketchikan Airport. Sure, almost nobody lives on the island, but the reason for building it wasn't just to spend $300M to benefit the few people who do or to make it easier to go fishing there or give lots of pork to Teddy's friends in the construction business. It's so the 8000 people who live in Ketchikan don't have to take a ferry-boat across the river to get to the airport, which can take half an hour and cost $6 and occasionally gets delayed by weather (but so do the airplanes.) And the bridge needs to be that expensive not only because it's Alaska but because it needs to be tall enough for shipping to get through, and a drawbridge simply wouldn't do.


    Of course, for a small fraction of that $300M, the Feds could fund a free helicopter taxi service to get people across even faster, but it's so obvious that that's a subsidy, and it's easy to cancel, even if you've built some sort of Helicopter Trust Fund to stash the money in. When you've nailed down the pork by building it into a bridge, other people can't walk off with it and give it to their own buddies.

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  109. Alternatives to the Ketchikan bridge by billstewart · · Score: 1
    One alternative is to keep the ferryboat service. Another is to spend less than 1/10 the cost of the bridge to fund a free door-to-door helicopter taxi service for the next decade or two.


    Another alternative (if they want the money) is to give all 8000 residents $40,000 each - it might feel embarassingly like welfare, but it would cause a lot more economic development for the community because people would spend the money on things that were more useful than the bridge. Even if they gave it to the city council to spend instead of the residents, they'd probably find more useful things to spend it on - better school buildings or a Monorail or road repair or whatever. You'd probably get stuck with a new city hall edifice like most of the new-development towns around here in California. But even if it all went to construction, more of the money would stay around Ketchikan, because it would be more within the capabilities of the local construction industry, as opposed to a bridge which is more of a specialized mega-engineering project that would be mostly non-local suppliers.

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  110. Let's do a comparison with my city by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I live in the Washington DC area. We are currently replacing the Wilson Bridge, which is the crossing of the Potomac River by 95, the primary north/south interstate of the east coast (which at this bridge is also part of the Washington Beltway). It was two spans of 3 lanes each; the new bridge(s) will be two spans of 6 lanes each. In addition, the project includes the complete reconstruction of four high-volume interchanges: highway 295, Route 1, the George Washington Parkway, and Maryland state highway 210.

    Here are some points of comparison with the Ketchikan Bridge:

    - The population of the Washington DC metro area is about 5 million people - Ketchikan has a population of 7,500

    - The entire Wilson Bridge project, including interchanges, costs $2.5 billion, of which the feds are paying $1.5 billion. That's about $300 per local resident. In comparison the Ketchikan Bridge would cost $350 million, which comes out to over $46,000 per local resident!

    Now do you see what people objected to spending this much money on this particular project? In addition:

    - The Wilson Bridge crosses from one state to another - the Ketchikan bridge would not

    - The Wilson Bridge supports a federal interstate highway - the Ketchikan bridge would not

    There really was no reason for the federal government to pay for this bridge.

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  111. why would a town be so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as to build their airport across the river from the town, when they didn't already have a bridge or a firm commitment that a bridge be built. There is ton's of land out there, why don't they put the airport just a little bit more north byt Shoreline Drive or along the banks of Ward Cove?

  112. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "The government (federal, state and local) own nearly everything. They won't sell any of it."

    Your state's government, your state's problem.

    "but that's how it is in most red states."

    And this forgives things how?

    "The low population density makes it look like Alaska is an offender if you look at per-capita, but look like they are getting screwed if you look per-area."

    As numerous Supreme Court decisions have pointed out, we are supposed to be a government of people, not of parcels of land. It doesn't matter how much land is in question, there's no reason to look at things in any other light than in terms of per capita/voter/citizen. Or are you now going to argue that Alaska should have more members of Congress than California?

  113. Buy Back Alaska by Parsec · · Score: 1

    it's crazy enough to work: http://akrobotics.com/films/buy-back-alaska

  114. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    A ferry just isn't the same, and you know it.

    I live in Washington, and you are full of shit. Ferries are part of the daily commute for a lot of people in the Seattle area, even though there is also a bridge some ways to the south across the Tacoma Narrows. (Two bridges, now.)

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  115. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

    Pork is institutionalized corruption. You want me to vote for your bill? What's in it for me? Pork makes the entirety of US politics corrupt to its core. The "Tubes" senator being investigated for corruption is laughable, as all politicians are demonstrateably corrupt. All due to pork.

  116. Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, you calling someone else a liar and a hypocrite, and being serious about it.

    You're not very happy with how pathetic your life is are you? Have you considered suicide? You should, everyone would finally be happy with you.

    Listen, it's not your fault you're a loser, but why make it so obvious by proving it with your opinions?

    Now go ahead and prove you're a loser by replying. I'm sure you'll insist you're not a liar and a hypocrite just like a lying hypocrite would.

    1. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, you calling someone else a liar and a hypocrite, and being serious about it.

      I don't consider it funny. Republicans are hypocrites when it comes to criticizing social programs because they are opposing social programs on the grounds that they represent "government handouts", while they themselves actually institute far greater government handouts to their constituents. They are also hypocrites when it comes to "small government" because they have actually been increasing both the size and intrusiveness of government greatly.

  117. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Or are you now going to argue that Alaska should have more members of Congress than California?

    No, I'm going to argue that they should have the same number of senators. Oh wait, the framers of the Constitution and a large number of people smarter than you agree with me and not you.

  118. Correction. by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 1

    No Ted, it's a series of bars. And make sure to say hi to Rep William Jefferson when you are behind them so the partisans around here realize that power attracts corrupt men in both parties. The gloating over a perceived victory is unseemly. Every American loses every time a politician goes bad.

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    1. Re:Correction. by Chili-71 · · Score: 1

      Every American loses every time a politician goes bad. You mistakenly assume there are good politicians.
  119. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

    Alaska receives the least funding per-area of any state.

    What a shocker! You're telling me all that tundra, mountains, and forest doesn't require substantial upkeep? Looking at Alaska's federal funding on a per-area basis is something that only a moron or an Alaskan would do.

  120. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    "Or are you now going to argue that Alaska should have more members of Congress than California?"

    Well, arguably they should have more Senators than Rhode Island. Humboldt County Nevada (I used to live there) is larger than Massachusetts. It should have it's own two senators too.

    Or, even better, take RI, Connecticut, and MA, and roll them up into one state for Senate purposes. Combine Delaware with Maryland, and maybe NJ with PA, (have to look at the area numbers.) And split Alaska into two or three states, given it's size. That would fix a lot of inequities.

    If you want to make me really happy, then create Districts for the Senators, so we don't have the problem we have in Washinton state. Both Senators are from Seattle. Now Cantwell actually can find the East Side and is not completely hopeless at representing the issues here, but Murray only interests in the East Side are cheap food, cheap labor, and cheap, high quality vacations.

    Give me the above, and I'll let you kill off the Electoral College.

    And remember we are supposed to avoid a Tyranny of the Majority, which is what you get with pure majority rule.

  121. Hotblack Desiato? by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

    is that you?

  122. $850,000 gets you executed in China by MacDork · · Score: 1

    China food safety head executed. In America, he'd get two years at a country club.

  123. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Not all members of Congress are Senators. There is that other chamber, the one where spending bills are required to start in.

    And one of the reasons that spending bills are required to start in the chamber designed to represent the people rather than the states is that is where the money both comes from and should be going. To argue that one should focus on money spent on hectares rather than persons is only a stone's throw away from talking about a landed gentry.

    And I still haven't seen anything about why this should be paid for by the other 49 rather than tapping into the Permanent Fund other than "other red states do it too!" Or does the state you're so proud of that you put it in your handle lack even that much dignity and self-respect?

  124. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "If you want to make me really happy, then create Districts for the Senators, so we don't have the problem we have in Washinton state."

    If you want your own Senators to represent your precious tracts of land, ask Olympia and DC to let you form your own state (e. g. Maine). But I suggest you consider that then you'd have to go through DC to get money from the Seattle you loathe so much.

    Even the Senate wasn't intended to represent hectares, rather Senators represent sovereign republics. If you think eastern Washington can figure out a working state constitution, let alone fund the workings of the government it'd create, more power to you.

    "Give me the above, and I'll let you kill off the Electoral College."

    The Electoral College wasn't intended to represent parcels of land. A state's electors were supposed to form a deliberative body with each member having an independent vote. It's only with the introduction of political parties combined with the dinosaur of at-large elections (the kind that you complain about in your Senate elections) that have people such as yourself claiming the presidential election system was supposed to balance rural versus urban interests rather than the original federalism versus republicanism balance that was intended.

    "And remember we are supposed to avoid a Tyranny of the Majority, which is what you get with pure majority rule."

    And yet the only solutions you propose is re-drawing district lines to create your own majorities from smaller constituencies, favorable to your own opinions. What will be your solution once the "kinder, gentler" majority you've drawn for yourself starts to disagree with you, balkanize the district further?

  125. current political flashpoints by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    is where wikipedia is the weakest, and most prone to being jacked.

    Even without viewing the stub, I recommend that any who visit the link take a long hard look at the history versioning, but even that feature can no longer be fully trusted, as methods have been implemented which allow for the removal of versioning entries by just a few of wikipedia's elites.

    Of course they promise to only use that memory hole for good, not evil, and only sparingly, when the data carries with it a taint of defamation or slander, which is extra-especially sensitive when it comes to biographical data of persons living.

    I immediately wonder how this could possibly apply to information regarding potential conflicts of interests between a sitting vice-president, who has a known predilection to engage in over the top vindictiveness(he may even roll your wife!), and large international corporations, who have skimmed the top of the classes from America's first-tier Law Universities for their law departments' staff.

    ,p>Then there is the newest trend in abuse of international tort law being played in a despicably unamerican fashion. It gives one great leverage to those whose have at their beck and call as a staff member, a retained English barrister. Contemporary Conservatism whiny relativism offers illuminative irony though, as it seems the Perles were cast a wee bit before the other swine got into the act.

    The Wikimedia Foundation, in their vested survival interests, can do little else but fold. Whitewash by any other name is just a blinding.

    and we have always been at war against {fill in blank}...

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  126. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by PhoneEar · · Score: 1

    Typically, a city uses FREE ENTERPRISE to prove the need for a bridge. Seattle, a city of over a MILLION residents still uses ferries (in many cases) to transport citizens from across the Puget Sound. Where traffic demand warrants, a bridge might be constructed (I-90 and WA 520), using tax base generated by the thousands of commuters who would use it every day. If the need was marginal, a toll bridge might be constructed (Tacoma Narrows).

    "Build it and they will come..." played well in Field of Dreams (A MOVIE), but this case was simply a thin excuse to line someone's pockets at MY EXPENSE. Perhaps the millions would have been better spent to explore sustainable high-density housing...

  127. the stench of modern conservatism's relativism by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    is pervasive within their political leveraging of these topics. In both instances, sworn Federal Law Enforcement Officers were serving what they in good faith believed to be lawful warrants issued by a Federal Court of the United States Government, and came under deadly attack in the course of fulfilling their duty. On top of that, the facts indicate that in both instances, these persons had not reacted out of passion, but had conspired to to use deadly force, and were well-prepared with practise to do so.

    The legitimacy of warrants can be rightfully contested in a court of law without violence, without attempting to murder other citizens who are only acting in what they believe to be in a manner consistent with upholding their honourably sworn duty.

    Whether or not the warrants were issued wrongfully, aided by an overreaching prosecutor, is not the issue. What is the issue is that these individuals chose insurrection over an appeal to justice under American Constitutional Law.

    As is far too often the case, the right does not believe that their stated public positions, in this instance support for law and order, are applicable to them. It is all just moral relativism's smoke and mirrors of wafting mendacity.

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  128. Postrel? by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    Virginia Postrel, who as long-term editor of Reason, sought to take libertarianism into mainstream, down into the mud with the republicans and democrats, by equivocating about core issues of personal liberty, while she championed her vision of proper libertarian economic theory. An agent in the right-siding of American Libertarianism.

    Warning to those who disagree: might want to explain this search result first.

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  129. do two wrongs make a righty? by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    This is an offensive rationalisation, which cuts to the chase regarding the inherent evils of the two-party system. Sadly it also seems to indicate, that while a vote for the lesser of evils, should as a matter of principle, be generally be avoided, because it is, after all, an affirmative vote for evil; the reality of modern American politics makes a choice even more difficult, because it involves:
    The Lamer of Two Evils,
    and arguably, a lamer evil is a wiser choice. This is an argument, which upon application to contemporary politics, tends to work against the right-side of the political bipolarity.

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  130. This is very germane in this thread by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    as Mr. Stevens is one of the reprehensible nine senators who in a manner wholly antithetical to the Dreamtime America voted against the McCain anti-torture amendment to the 2006 FY Military Appropriations Act on October 5, 2005.

    For this reason alone, he should be taken down, without mercy, and his future headstone be appropriately utilised as a public urinal.

    I am a reprobate American son, who stands and resists. There will be no negotiation, no bargaining on this. The acquiescence to a governmental imprimatur upon acts of torture, for any reason under heaven or hell, is an obscenity to human liberty. If we do not as a people renounce it, America is lost.

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    Rush Limbaugh is a perfect real world example of an oxycontinmoron
  131. you are a poseur libertarian by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    ? - Wahabism Delenda Est

    I challenge the rectitude of your stated libertarian intents on just this sig alone, for it implies that you beleive in foreign intervention, and are not willing to squarely face the reality of the enemies' visage which you view every morning in the mirror upon awakening.

    It was The Reagancomics, who escalated straight in through the gates of hell, Brzezinski's bloodfeud in the name of his original motherland against the Soviet for the damage they had caused it, that gave the bastard sons issued from the congress between Saudi Princes and their concuibines their opportunity to become educated in the dark arts of insurgency.

    The famed pitchman for a soap additive, Ronald Reagan, deceitfully provided an aura of mysticism around these 'freedom fighters', with his lies to the public:

    Today Soviet troops inside Afghanistan number nearly 120,000. And in the face of this brutal onslaught, the Afghan people still refuse to surrender -- is surely a miracle. And in this holiday season of renewed faith in miracles, it is surely fitting for us to honor and pray for those brave men and women. These courageous people have shown the world that the Soviets can never achieve the outright subjugation of the Afghan mind and spirit that they seek. The Afghan people are too proud, too fiercely determined to fight on. The Soviets understand this. They know that, in a sense, the battle for Afghanistan has shifted from the mountains of Afghanistan itself to the wider field of world opinion. So it is that the Soviets are prolonging the war and blacking out news about the daily atrocities which they're committing. They're waiting for world attention to slip, for our outrage to wane. Then, they believe the support which the free world has been providing to the freedom fighters will dwindle. The Soviets at that point will have effectively cut off the freedom fighters' lifelines, and although the mujahidin may never surrender, the Soviets will have achieved indisputable control of the country. An entire nation will have been strangled.

    My friends, in the name of human freedom, we cannot, we must not, allow that to happen. From the first, the United States has insisted on a settlement of the Afghan conflict that ensures the complete withdrawal of all Soviet troops. We're doing all that we can to see that a settlement comes about. Indeed, in my discussions with Mr. Gorbachev in Geneva, I made it clear that the presence of Soviet forces in Afghanistan represent an obstacle to the improvement of American-Soviet relations. As long as the Soviets insist upon a policy of aggression, they must face the fact that free men will oppose them. The Soviet Union has always presented itself as a champion of anticolonialism and national liberation; history presents a different picture.
    [. . .]
    My friends, I want to ask for your help to make sure that those who struggle in Afghanistan receive effective support from us. Indeed, such support is a compelling, moral responsibility of all free people. What takes place in that far-off land is of vital importance to our country and the world. Certainly the struggle in Afghanistan is of great strategic military importance. Yet the most important battle involves not guns, but the human spirit -- the longing to be free and the duty to help the oppressed. If the free world were to turn its back on Afghanistan, then, in a sense, the free world would become less free and less humane. But when we support the Afghan people, we become caught up in and ennobled by their struggle for freedom. Isn't that what America is always -- what it has always stood for and what we should stand for in 1986 and beyond?

    Ronald Reagan, Radio Address to the Nation on the Soviet Occupation of Afghanistan, December 28, 1985

    What Reagan failed to mention was the amount of weaponry, funding for training and intelligence data that had been directly funneled into this bloody wa

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    Rush Limbaugh is a perfect real world example of an oxycontinmoron
    1. Re:you are a poseur libertarian by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      I challenge the rectitude of your stated libertarian intents on just this sig alone, for it implies that you beleive in foreign intervention,
      I believe in my government protecting me from foreign threats. I happen to like forms of "protection" that involve large explosions. I would rather said large explosions happen somewhere not within view of my house. I like to sleep in.

      Considering "defense against threats both foreign and domestic" is one of the stated goals of the federal government, I do not see how this is contradictory with my libertarian views. Does it put me at odds with the Libertarian party? Sure. If socialists don't have to join the Socialist party, I don't have to join the Libertarian party. If you want to discuss why this makes me "un-libertarian" I'm up for that, but don't talk with links. Use your words.

      and are not willing to squarely face the reality of the enemies' visage which you view every morning in the mirror upon awakening.
      Is that supposed to be deep?

      some crap about Reagan
      Wait, when did I say anything about Reagan supporting the mujahideen in Afghanistan being a good thing? Are we having the same conversation?

      It's not my fault that the GOP is a scum-filled cesspit, do not pollute my party of choice because of this, go back and clean up you own damn house.
      If by your party of choice you mean the Libertarian Party, I think your party is lead by crazy assholes who are no longer associated with reality and I wouldn't want to have anything to do with it, thankyoumuch. Never once did I say I was a member of the Libertarian Party (much like Communists/Socialists can be Democrats and Conservatives can be Republicans). I was formerly registered as a Republican in my state, but only to have some say in the Presidential primary. In the next election, I'll be voting as an Independent (which seems to be where anyone with any sense ends up in my state...), in the true Groucho Marx tradition of "I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me as a member..." So don't worry, you and your angry LP friends can go scream yourselves into irrelevance in the corner without me. Meanwhile, I'll be ruling the world.
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      Maxim: People cannot follow directions.
      Increases in truth directly with the length of time spent explaining them
    2. Re:you are a poseur libertarian by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

      When I first received notice of reply to my previous post, I felt I needed to apologise for my sledge hammer rhetoric. After reading your reply, I see that my implement was instead too puny; that in fact your arrogance and pride will not allow you top pierce the transparency: that the enemy is not wahabbism, it is American Foreign Policy. If there has not been atavistic Arab monarchs with rebellious bastard spawn with whom the Reagan Administration could have used to further their designs to engage in Soviet bloodletting in Afghanistan, they would have created/empowered another dark force.

      Furthermore, you description of the Libertarian Party provides further proof you naught but a poseuer boi greedhead attempting to grasp at any straw which would give you the power to manipulate market forces in a manner which causes you to reap inequitably monetary gain from the product of others' work. I have deep doubts regarding the present direction of The LP. I seem to be constantly engaged with battling the misconceptions, stupidities, and equivocations that plaque it currently; in local meetings, to a small degree within the National Organisation, and in varied places in the datastreams. Since you derisively tag The LP, then openly admit you exist within the political bipolarity, there is absolutely no value with taking the time to further elaborate upon this.

      At the core of any libertarian philosophy, there must be as axiomatic, a belief that personal liberty is preeminent to the powers of a legitimate state up until expressions of personal liberty directly interfere with the personal liberties of another human. You seem to believe it is only a tool to be used to eliminate the minimum wage, and will not even own up to your being pwned, when the hypocrisy inherent within you bloodthirsty cry for destruction has been pointed out to you as being inconsistent with your stated faith in the valuation of personal liberty.

      Let's see now:

      • distortion of reality with the intent to recieve personal financial reward
      • unwillingness to accept responsibility, and to admit error
      • ad hominem attacks upon competing philosophies
      • ditto-head repeat-a-con of limbaughish inanities

      Survey says: Stealth Contemporary Conservative.

      So please enlighten me; exactly what quantities of personal treasure and blood are you willing to sacrifice to attain your evil call? Oh wait, I forgot, you're a Contemporary Conservative; which means you support the children of others dying in immoral foreign wars that were funded with promissory notes from future government receipts. arse.

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      Rush Limbaugh is a perfect real world example of an oxycontinmoron
  132. Re:the stench of modern conservatism's relativism by sheldon · · Score: 1

    As is far too often the case, the right does not believe that their stated public positions, in this instance support for law and order, are applicable to them. It is all just moral relativism's smoke and mirrors of wafting mendacity.


    I think it's not realy morality, but rather politics.

    It's only bad, if they can blame a Democrat. Otherwise, it was a good thing. The point being, they aren't using a moral compass to determine this, but rather base politics.

    The Ruby Ridge wingnuttery is a prime example of this. Even when it's clear it happened under a Republican administration, they work hard to blame Clinton. But if the same thing happened today with GW Bush, they ignore it.

    There was an incident just a year or two ago, where the DEA served a no-knock warrant on the wrong house. The elderly woman inside the house put up a fight, fired at the officers, and was killed herself.

    But you don't hear them yelling and screaming about this.

    Hell, actually, I suspect they'll probably blame it on the Democratic President who takes office in 2009.
  133. Re:the stench of modern conservatism's relativism by vague_ascetic · · Score: 1

    I suspect they'll probably blame it on the Democratic President who takes office in 2009

    More likely the Penis of the President Past

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    Rush Limbaugh is a perfect real world example of an oxycontinmoron
  134. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Looking at Alaska's federal funding on a per-area basis is something that only a moron or an Alaskan would do.

    And looking at it solely on a per-capita basis is just as stupid. But I guess the subtlety of that was lost on you.

  135. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    And I still haven't seen anything about why this should be paid for by the other 49 rather than tapping into the Permanent Fund other than "other red states do it too!"

    Because there is a federal fund for roads, and these are roads.

  136. Vitter: it's not about Clinton (for once) by shrubya · · Score: 1
    Here's an example quote, which I pulled directly from Vitter's own campaign web site:

    Vitter Statement on Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage

    "This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history, and our two U.S. Senators won't do anything about it.

    We need a U.S. Senator who will stand up for Louisiana values, not Massachusetts's values. I am the only Senate Candidate to coauthor the Federal Marriage Amendment; the only one fighting for its passage. I am the only candidate proposing changes to the senate rules to stop liberal obstructionists from preventing an up or down vote on issues like this, judges, energy, and on and on." stated David Vitter.

    Campaigning on "THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE" and then hiring a hooker once he gets to DC, that's why he deserves the new asshole he's getting torn.

    Of course, the whole Vitter situation is completely unrelated to Stevens and his corruption charge.
    1. Re:Vitter: it's not about Clinton (for once) by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Here's an example quote, which I pulled directly from Vitter's own campaign web site:

      Vitter Statement on Protecting the Sanctity of Marriage

              "This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history, and our two U.S. Senators won't do anything about it.

              We need a U.S. Senator who will stand up for Louisiana values, not Massachusetts's values. I am the only Senate Candidate to coauthor the Federal Marriage Amendment; the only one fighting for its passage. I am the only candidate proposing changes to the senate rules to stop liberal obstructionists from preventing an up or down vote on issues like this, judges, energy, and on and on." stated David Vitter.

      Campaigning on "THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE" and then hiring a hooker once he gets to DC, that's why he deserves the new asshole he's getting torn.
      Of course, the whole Vitter situation is completely unrelated to Stevens and his corruption charge.

      That's my point -- this lies outside the definition of "hypocrisy". Defending laws that acknowledge the sanctity of marriage is a good thing. Not honoring that sanctity in his private life is a bad thing. His private failings (assuming the claims of them are true) don't make his legislative cause any less legitimate, and don't mean he is insincere about it. And it doesn't mean he deserves any worse than the rest of the adulterers in Washington. Given the choice I'd rather someone with good ideals but who hasn't always lived up to them, than someone without good ideals.
    2. Re:Vitter: it's not about Clinton (for once) by Copid · · Score: 1

      That's my point -- this lies outside the definition of "hypocrisy".
      I see your overarching point, but WTF is your definition of "hypocrisy" if not "Saying one thing and doing another"? There's no rule that says, "It's not hypocrisy if you say one thing but do another but the thing you talked about is still a good idea," or "It's not hypocrisy if you say one thing and do another but still mean what you said (but didn't do)." What would qualify as hypocrisy under your definition?

      I'm just guessing here, but based on what you're writing, you never bought into the claims that Al Gore is a hypocrite for living in a big house that uses a lot of electricity while advocating carbon reductions, did you?
      --
      An interesting anagram of "BANACH TARSKI" is "BANACH TARSKI BANACH TARSKI"
  137. AK Marc: welfare queen by shrubya · · Score: 1

    WTF? Apparently AK Marc has been feeding at the federal teat for so long, he doesn't realize that it is possible to build roads without Congress paying for it. Ted Stevens and your other fellow Republicans should be so proud of you.

    1. Re:AK Marc: welfare queen by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are apparently arguing against having a federal fund for roads. I simply stated that since there is such a fund, using it for roads is appropriate. Those are separate issues.

  138. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "Because there is a federal fund for roads, and these are roads."

    Yeah, and my driveway needs repaving. Should DC pay for that as well?

  139. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and my driveway needs repaving. Should DC pay for that as well?

    Since there is not a federal driveway fund, I'd say no.

  140. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Mspangler · · Score: 1

    "If you want your own Senators to represent your precious tracts of land, ask Olympia and DC to let you form your own state (e. g. Maine). "

    That has been tried. The West-siders shot it down cold. It's odd that they keep complaining about how much we cost them, then they won't let us go. So I suspect the financial situation is either not as they (and you) claim, or they have other motives to keep us "dragging them down." Interesting aside, Congress must also approve the division of a state; I wonder how it would fare their?

    "If you want your own Senators to represent your precious tracts of land.."

    Senators represent people who live in an area, not land. You didn't say where you live, but Washington is divided by a mountain range creating two distinct climate zones. Therefore, the East and the West are very different in, well, everything. And one government and one set of rules does not seem to work very well when there is that big of a difference. What makes perfect sense in Seattle in ludicrous in , say, Lind. Seattle rams through the laws anyway, and then Lind ignores them. A workable solution until some Seattleite on vacation sees you blowing off the law and sics the cops on you. The fact you harmed no-one and nothing except the visitor's sensibilities helps at sentencing, but you are still guilty under the law.

    "If you think eastern Washington can figure out a working state constitution, let alone fund the workings of the government it'd create, more power to you."

    Well, gee, you're right. No one has EVER written a State constitution before... Oh wait, This argument is beneath response, with 50 examples of prior art.

    I disagree with your assessment of the purpose of the Electoral College, but it is a worthy topic for discussion. In my view It wouldn't exist unless the Founding Fathers actually were worried about the more populous states running over the smaller ones.

    As for your last point, where to stop does pose a good question. I would point out that geography sets some limits that are not likely to change a lot over time. See Joel Gerreau's "The Nine Nations of North America." Eastern WA is in the Empty Quarter, and Western WA is in Ectopia. It was obvious then (1981) they are different places. North Idaho and Southern Idaho (yes that is how they refer to themselves, I used to live there too, in both sections at different times) are always yelling at each other too. They are connected by one road that both sides refer to as "the goat trail". Should they be two states? Maybe, maybe not. In the end it should be their decision.

    If Rhode Island is considered "sufficiently different" from MA to warrant being it's own state, then why not Eastern and Western WA? You can look out the window and tell which one you are in; can you say the same for RI and MA? (honest question, never been there)

  141. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Well, my philosophy education says that the ends do not justify the means. Therefore, doing something unethical to get a good result is still unethical.

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    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  142. You've *got* to be kidding!!! by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    (Junior ROTC == "the military") in your mind? WTFH?!?!? *JUINOR* ROTC??? Kids who aren't even old to enlist or go to college pretending they're in a college program where slightly older kids pretend they they're in the military, some with hopes of eventually becoming second-rate commissioned officers (The military really prefers graduates of its own service academies.) has about as much to do with the military as the high school marching band in which I participated!

    A quick googling shows that 1... USF, UCSF, and SFSU all have real RTOC programs, and 2... the high school JROTC programs got themselves de-funded because the screwballs running them set the program up as a hate group, very much in violation of non-discrimination policies of the board of education and city law.

    The Iowa is also not "the military". It's not even an active warship. It's a sixty year old heap that the Navy doesn't even want for itself, and has been trying to dump on various cities as a "floating museum" so it doesn't have to eat the expense of maintaining or scrapping the thing itself.

    > However the FACT that at least ONE person tried to stop it is at
    > least evidence of the ANTI military bias in SF.

    First off, you can find ONE person in pretty much any sizable group with pretty much any screwball opinion. And plenty of people here will readily admit that Daly is a screwball. Second, yes there is an anti-military bias here. What do you expect? It pretty much goes along with the place being a progressive city with many people opposing bush and his war.

    But that's not what you claimed. You claimed that SF had: "KICKED OUT THE MILITARY" (demonstrably untrue), that there was no ROTC here (also a lie), and that we'd kick out every vestige we could, given the chance (also demonstrably untrue... Chris Daly speaks for neither the entire city, nor the entire board. And Fleet Week is scheduled to go ahead as planned.).

    cya,
    john

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    Imagine all the people...
    1. Re:You've *got* to be kidding!!! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      First off, congratulations on missing the point. According to you Junior ROTC is nothing but glorified marching band or other similar event, yet it was still kicked out? If it is as harmless as you put it, then there shouldn't be a problem, but then again it isn't as harmless as you seem to think, as the board removed them.

      Now, you can ask the real question, if JR ROTC is harmless as you portray, then why did the board remove them. The answer is that they don't want Milatary Indoctrination, which was their stated goad.

      As for the USF, UCSF, and SFSU universities, there is a reason why ROTC still exists on those campus', namely FEDERAL $$$$. Every so often one of the more "enlightened" professors will open his big mouth and suggest that ROTC be removed until it is "discovered" that doing so would jeopardize funding. Funny how that works out.

      "you can find ONE person in pretty much any sizable group with pretty much any screwball opinion."

      Except the one person in the "sizable group" is that the sizable group is only seven or so people. Having seen interviews with some of the other supervisors on TV, I can assure you that the sentiments are not limited to the one, even if the others are more pragmatic.

      "It pretty much goes along with the place being a progressive city with many people opposing bush and his war."

      Right, because setting up a museum and kicking ROTC out of schools is all about Bush and his war. I wonder where all these protestors were during Clinton's wars, which had less justification than the current one, not that the current "war" is justified in any way.

      We're either going to police the world or we're not. I personally would recall all US troops on foriegn soil immediately if I were electedl: Korea, Germany, England, Iraq ......... all of them. Let the world police themselves for a bit, without any US support or involvement whatsoever. Let see how long that works.

      Lastly, we only have 1.5 years left of the current idiot, before the next idiot takes office. Reagan and JFK were the last two decent presidents, the rest were idiots in one way or another.

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      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  143. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Even though I'm sure some Senator somewhere could make the case that a personal driveway is a road (and the bridge in question is not far removed), I'll ask this instead: All that is required is "federal allotment for X?" No requirement that federal spending "provide for the... general Welfare" rather than the "welfare" of a small handful of people with little connection to the rest of their own state, let alone the Union?

  144. Re:let's not forget Stevens OTHER inumerable fiasc by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Well, the the place in question is one of the largest fish ports in the world, and I'm assuming that supplying a good portion of the "Alaska fish" as sold in the rest of the US would be a commerce issue. Contributing to the infrastructure to facilitate interstate commerce is no different in this case than an interstate from Dallas to Houston. Your strict interpretation with allowances would seem to be indicating that the road from the Oklahoma border to Dallas could be federal, and the road from Houston to the Louisiana border be federal as well, but leave it to the state of TX to complete the section between Dallas and Houston, since the majority of the traffic on that road is obviously Texan only. However, the federal government has set the standard that Texas-only traffic would receive federal funds. So how would that current existing policy exclude an important national and international fishing port from federal funds?

  145. yes, a Republican by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    If you are a Republican and have a problem with that, maybe you should take some responsibility and do your part to clean up the cesspool that is your party.

    I guess you never heard of Congressman William Jefferson, 2nd District of Louisana.

    I guess you hadn't heard that he was stripped of his committee assignments and seniority as soon as he was indited. As opposed to when Republicans in the House forced through new ethics rules allowing Tom Delay to remain as majority leader when the Bugman was facing inditement. There isn't equal coverage of Democrat corruption because the is no equality between the parties on this issue. Absolutely non whatsoever. Delay. Gengrich. Hassert. Cunningham. The Steven family. Foley. Abramoff. Mcconnell. Just about the entire Bush administration. And that's just off the top of my head.

    Forty years ago, Republicans were ready to impeach Nixon for his actions. George Bush and other Republicans have made the worst of Nixon's excesses look like Sunday School pranks, yet they are still defended after apologizing to a communist government for an air crash clearly caused by their pilot, after My Pet Goat, after the Iraq debacle, after Katrina, after NSA wiretapping, after Dubai Ports, etc etc etc etc etc etc. If you are a Republican and you aren't pissed off at the actions of your politicians, then you are a part of the corruption.

  146. blah blah blah by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Nice bs article. Too bad it's bs. Republicans in Congress and Ken Starr didn't investigate and re-investigate William Jefferson Clinton because they were sure there were hidden crimes to uncover, they did it to undo the 1992 and 1996 elections.

  147. Re:the stench of modern conservatism's relativism by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    In both instances, sworn Federal Law Enforcement Officers were serving what they in good faith believed to be lawful warrants issued by a Federal Court of the United States Government, and came under deadly attack in the course of fulfilling their duty.

    They might have been "lawful" warrants in the Ruby Ridge case, but that's as far as it goes. An undercover law enforcement officer entrapped Randy Weaver by asking him to make some sawed-off shotguns, even supplying the guns to be cut down. The confrontation was started when the court sent him a summons with the wrong date and the judge issued a warrant anyway when he failed to appear.