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  1. Cynical title on Egyptian Blogger Silenced by YouTube, Yahoo! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Egyptian Blogger Silenced by YouTube, Yahoo!

    That has to be the most cynical title ever given to a Slashdot article. What's next ?

    Chinese Journalist Muffled by Government, Hurray!

    American Civilian Tasered by Police, Yipee!

  2. Re:Pivo? on Nissan Adds Robot Helper To Its Concept Car · · Score: 1

    In czech and in croatian, pivo means beer too :)

  3. *reads title for the 3rd time* on Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows · · Score: 1

    Countering the Arguments Against Unbundling Windows

    ARRGH ! Negation overloard ! Can't... parse... title...

    I mean, what are we talking about here ? I want to be on the good side of the flames y'know !

  4. Re:How do you say on OOXML Critic Fired From Finnish Standards Board · · Score: 1

    The 'n' suffix indicates a possessive form. Which makes no sense so it must mean some other form. Which, I have no idea.

    Nope, it's not the possessive form. Theoretically, the words in Finnish sentences can come in any order : the -n is an ending that marks the object of the phrase, ie, what is thrown.

    "Heitän tuolin". Again, have a look at the suffixes. Lord only knows why, but now we threw out one T and added an N to the verb.
    Well, the -n ending in this case is of course to mark the first person singular form of the verb. As for the mysterious disappearance of the second "t", well, it's basic Finnish consonant gradation. It wouldn't sound Finnish with the double "t" ! (Disclaimer : Finnish is my mother's mother tongue, but not my mother tongue, which is French :) )
  5. Re:OpenBSD Security on Cambridge Researcher Breaks OpenBSD Systrace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Parish that thought.

    You mean like, put it in a convent or something ? Oh no, I get it, you mean he should build a little chapel in memory of it, right ?

  6. Re:Please Stop Using "GNU/Linux" on Google Partners With OIN For Linux · · Score: 1
    Debian is Debian is Debian. To quote their website :

    What is Debian ?

    Debian is a free operating system (OS) for your computer.

    It goes on after this, but for me, the definition is complete in the first sentence. After all, there is also a GNU/Hurd flavor to Debian. But the operating system is referred to well enough by the simple term "Debian".

  7. DS emulator on NES Emulator for iPhone Emerges · · Score: 1

    What about a DS emulator ? It would make perfect sense with the touchscreen interface !

  8. Re:Does Anyone Really Use Their Wii Anymore? on Nintendo - "Everyone is a Gamer" · · Score: 1

    For a lot of operations, you don't need the star. The secret is the antibiotic gel. The syringe is too slow to fill up and should only be used in extreme emergency situations. Apply some gel everytime you can, even if there are no wounds in sight. It'll make your patient recover 2-3 hp, which may sound ridiculous, but anything that slows down the hp's fatal descent is a good thing.

  9. Re:Classsmate... on How Classsmate PC Stacks Up Against OLPC · · Score: 3, Funny

    You call that a lithp ? Pleathe ! Call me when you thtart to thower yourthelf thilly with your own thaliva, at every thententhe ! THITH ith what I call lithping !

    *coffin lid noise*
    Yeth, marthter ?

  10. Re:About Damn Time We Change GIMP's Name on Transform a Regular LCD Into a Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    Or how about just plain "GIMP users". Oh, unless you want to troll about GIMP's name, right. Forget what I said.

  11. Re:Assume 60 mph on Researchers Break Internet Speed Records · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  12. Re:Of course they have a demo... on Intel Set To Demo PRAM · · Score: 1

    I got modded Redundant for the same joke (although I posted before you) but your wording is actually better than mine.

    Mod parent up.

  13. You mean... on Intel Set To Demo PRAM · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Intel pushes the PRAM a lot ?

  14. Re:Not for commuting. on French Train Breaks Speed Record · · Score: 1

    The TGV isn't a commuter train.

    True, but there is just one counter-example : Lille is a city in northern France which is one hour away from Paris by TGV. A lot of people in Lille use the TGV everyday to go to work in Paris. And actually, if their workplace is close to the Gare du Nord (there are five railway stations in Paris, Gare du Nord is for the northbound lines), then they're pretty much winning on all levels (lower cost of living in Lille, bigger wages in Paris). Some people live just outside of Paris but have up to one hour and a half of commute, going from suburb to suburb via Paris.

  15. Official MS DLLs and Wine on Microsoft Slugs Mac Users With Vista Tax · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't this also forbid you from using Vista's DLLs with Wine (if that is even technically possible), if your version of Vista is Home Basic/Premium ?

  16. 3 pedestrians deaths = nationwide problem ? on New York To Ban iPods While Crossing Street? · · Score: 1

    Talk about overreacting.

  17. Suggestion on Google "Loses" Gmail in Europe · · Score: 1

    If GMail is out and if googlemail is too long to type, how about... goomail ? :)

  18. Re:Lack of humility? NIH? on Why Does Everyone Hate Microsoft? · · Score: 1
    I still wonder - if MS had supported POSIX / UNIX APIs in a protected mode subsystem, would Linux have really "happened"?

    At the time of its birth, Linux was not Linus Torvalds' response to Microsoft. It was his response to Andrew Tannenbaum not releasing the source code for Minix. So, yes it still would have happened. How successful would it have been is a question left as an exercise for the reader's imagination :)

  19. Re:Hack WGA First on Vista Hackers Get Busy · · Score: 1

    I think your parent was thinking about free _legal_ alternatives.

  20. Obligatory link on Celebrate the XML Decade · · Score: 1, Redundant
    To the Parable of the Languages

    What about me, said C#. I look like Prince!

    Bite me! said C.

    (I did a quick scan of the replies for the link and didn't find it, so mod me redundant if need be)
  21. Re:Math error? on Space Elevators Could Be Lethal · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Suicidal on "Couchsurfing" Travel Takes Off On the Web · · Score: 1

    Life is like a box of choc'lates. You never know what'yer gonn' get.

    And I'd further the metaphor by saying that the probability of you eating a poisoned chocolate is very, very low. Just try to look on the bright side and stop believing the whole world is a dangerous and mysterious place.

  23. Re:Standard tags for database access on Tim Berners-Lee Announces Web Science Initiative · · Score: 1

    What you're describing seems to me like creating a _freaking_ _gaping_ _security_ hole in every database connected to a web server.

  24. The Underground History Of American Education on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 3, Informative
    Recommended reading :

    "The Underground History Of American Education" by John Taylor Gatto

    If you're thinking about homeschooling your children, go read it. The entire book is there, online, for free. (just try not to slashdot it !)

  25. Re:French food is not healthy on French Scientists Link Higher BMI with Lower IQ · · Score: 1
    The French do not eat "healthy foods" by any measurable standards.

    You bet ! Garlic butter snails, anyone ? Foie gras ? Crème brûlée ? :D

    I think the US's problem is that we rush eating and food preparation, while they enjoy it and eat slow.

    That's becoming less true over time. I don't remember the exact figures, but I think that nowadays in France the average lunch break lasts something like half the time that our grandparents used to take. And fewer and fewer people actually take the time to prepare food, because they don't have the skills or the patience, or both (we don't learn how to cook in our schools, and it's a shame IMO). I do agree that we must rush it significantly less than you, but we're definitely headed in the "fast feeding" direction as well.

    Maybe our secret is that we tend to eat three meals a day, and just that. I know it's not a good example, but when we watch american TV shows, it looks like you guys snack all the time ! There are always scenes where we see one of the characters in a kitchen fixing himself a double-deck turkey sandwich at freakin' three in the afternoon, when it's too late for lunch and way too early for dinner. Or just before bedtime, which is the worst thing to do. That is definitely something we _don't_ do. Here, it's breakfast when we wake up, lunch at noon or 1, and dinner at 7 or 8.

    And they don't go on yo-yo fad diets that make the problem worse.

    Oh no, French women do that too, I can tell you ;)