User: AndyKron

Smart people

On: Security Researcher Drops 15 Vulnerabilities for Windows and Adobe Reader

Before too long smart people will start using pencil and paper again.

Jamb them up with GMO

On: The Town That Banned Wi-Fi

I hope they're also eating multi-grain GMO-free food with no artificial colors.

Really? No way!

On: After 6-Year Beta Test, All Gmail Users Get 'Undo Send'

A programmable send delay? Seriously? That's more stupid than the recycle bin!

not another one. FUCK!

On: Emergency Adobe Flash Patch Fixes Zero-Day Under Attack

Fuck. Another goddamn Adobe update? Fuck Adobe updates.

I don't beleive it

On: Louisiana Governor Vetoes License Plate Reader Bill, Citing Privacy Concerns

The creationist biologist actually did something good?

lawmakers are owned

On: Is the End of Government Acceptance of Homeopathy In Sight?

Now we'll find out what lawmakers are owned by the placebo companies.

Should we trust Apple?

On: DuckDuckGo Sees Massive Growth In Post-Snowden World

Should we trust Apple?

like SW?

On: The Tools Don't Get You the Job

You mean like grinding my life away on SolidWorks?

OK, do it!

On: IMAX Tries To Censor Ars Technica Over SteamVR Comparison

IMAX IMAX IMAX FUCK IMAX

Maybe...

On: Planned Sequel To Fairphone Promises an Ethical, Repairable Phone

I'd pay a premium for a phone that wasn't a wireless beacon for every fucktard in the country.

I vote for Google

On: June 30th Leap Second Could Trigger Unexpected Issues

I like Google's idea better. I can't say why exactly, but it sounds cool.

why bother?

On: Editing DNA For Fame and Fortune

why bother inventing something if you can look forward to a life-long court battle?

People don't care.

On: UK's Legalization of CD Ripping Is Unlawful, Court Rules

People don't care. Just give your money to the people that already have plenty and shut up.

I don't blame them

On: USAF Cuts Drone Flights As Stress Drives Off Operators

I don't blame anyone for not wanting to be in the US military right now. Anyone joining now has questionable moral character IMO.

Wasted money

On: Apple De-Certifies Monster Cables After Lawsuit Against Beats

Who would waste their money on Monster cables to begin with, or Apple products for that matter?

fuck Apple

On: Should Edward Snowden Trust Apple To Do the Right Thing?

No, I don't trust Apple. Never have, never will. Closed source, closed minds.

Kids

On: FBI Investigating Series of Fiber Cuts In San Francisco Bay Area

Probably a kid with a grudge. Or maybe an old white man with a lost sense of entitlement.

Ya but...

On: Philae's Lost Seven Months Were Completely Unnecessary

Ya but..... What if it blew up on takeoff?

No more Doom!

On: Bethesda Unveils New Doom Game, Announces Dishonored 2

I hated the last Doom game and that fucking flashlight.

Fire is fun in India

On: Journalist Burned Alive In India For Facebook Post Exposing Corruption

It seems like people in India like to set people on fire. Mostly women though

I like snowden

On: Glen Greenwald: Don't Trust Anonymous Anti-Snowden Claims

Snowden is a hero to me.

Fuck everything

On: Police Scanning Every Face At UK Download Festival

Absolutely, positively FUCK THIS WORLD!

Dang

On: Past a Certain Critical Temperature, the Universe Will Be Destroyed

I feel so limited. I hate this Universe!

Oh good, another fucking button

On: Toshiba Introduces a Cortana Keyboard Button For Windows 10

Oh good, another fucking button in addition to the mail/ web/ home/ messenger/ calculator/ log off/ sleep/ and windows start buttons. Will it feature Mr. Clip it, and that annoying dog too? Personally, I want my keyboard to have a hot/cold automatic cup holder with integrated flush toilet.

HobbyKing?

On: 75% of Russia's Satellite Electronics Come From US

They should just get their stuff from HobbyKing and save a bundle of cash