User: AndyKron

That seems small

On: Adblock Plus Reduces University's Network Traffic By 25 Percent

It reduced data only 25%? I would have guessed more like 5X

1st law of motion

On: Iowa Makes a Bold Admission: We Need Fewer Roads

Pave baby, pave!

one less day.

On: Bomb Squad Searches House Over Teenager's Chemistry Experiments

I'm glad I have one less day to live in this fucked up world.

WE are owned

On: Technology and the End of Lying

Being owned is the new freedom

This is true.

On: Most Doctors Work While Sick, Despite Knowing It's Bad For Patients

My dad is a pediatrician (retired), and this is true.

It's too late

On: Senate Advances Plan To Make Email and Social Sites Report Terror Activity

The noose is tightening. Pretty soon we won't even know that it's too late.

Byte Pushers

On: BBC Reveals Its New Microcomputer Design

Sure, give them away until people are hooked on them, then charge them through the nose. Where have I seen that before?

Where's the asteroid?

On: Siemens Sends Do-Not-Fly Order For Pipistrel's All-Electric Channel Crossing

Where's that fucking killer asteroid? We need that now. The Earth needs a reset.

That's the truth, and it sux.

On: Even the "Idea Person" Should Learn How To Code

Being able to design and develop is liberating because that lets you make stuff like flashing sequins sewn into a shitty sweater you got at Goodwill because you're too fucking poor to buy anything else. That's the truth, and it sux.

I like Pi

On: Extreme Reduction Gearing Device Offers an Amazing Gear Ratio

My God, when will this ever end? It's like trying to find the end of Pi, or the guy who spends his time adding "1" to the total.

Become a virtual assistant

On: Ask Slashdot: How Do You Find Jobs That Offer Working From Home?

Become a virtual assistant, and we'll pay you all that you're worth.

Re:Bought a "Adam" android tablet.

On: Researchers Study "Harbingers of Failure," Consumers Who Habitually Pick Losers

Maybe if you had bought a Newton.

Wouldn't it be cheaper?

On: Chinese Zoo Animals Monitored For Earthquake Prediction

Wouldn't it be cheaper to monitor soggy tea leaves instead?

Oh ya.

On: Hacking Team Hacked, Attackers Grab 400GB of Internal Data

Oh ya, we're fucked.

Ohhh Kayyyy!

On: Proposed Regulation Could Keep 3D-printed Gun Blueprints Offline For Good

But posting files for a drone that can autonomously deliver a warhead with pinpoint accuracy is perfectly fine. Ohhh Kayyyy!

Yes and...

On: Someone Will Die Playing a Game In Virtual Reality

Someone Will Die Playing a Game while walking across the street.

I would...

On: What If You Could See Asteroids In the Night Sky?

What would I do if I could see an asteroid? Shit my pants, of course.

Hide them

On: Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Empty Toner Cartridges?

Do what I do with all my empty 3D printer filament spools: Hide them under your credenza.

Re:Journalism

On: 8 Yelp Reviewers Hit With $1.2 Million Defamation Suits

Writers get sued.

No more Link.

On: 8 Yelp Reviewers Hit With $1.2 Million Defamation Suits

So now we all get to stay away from Link Corporation.

Bacon GO/STOP?

On: Pass the Doritos, Scientists Develop Computer Game Targeted At Healthy Choices

So is calorie-dense bacon a GO or a STOP? Everything hinges on the answer to that.

Tinky?

On: Detecting Nudity With AI and OpenCV

How about purple porn?

Holy buckets!

On: BBC Curates The "Right To Be Forgotten" Links That Google Can't

Looking at some of those links it's obvious the "right to be forgotten" law is extremely dangerous to the free press.

What about heat?

On: Wi-Fi Router's 'Pregnant Women' Setting Sparks Vendor Rivalry In China

Where's the "warm up my coffee" mode? I need that sometimes.

This is FU

On: The Next Java Update Could Make Yahoo Your Default Search Provider

And if you don't uncheck the button on the goddamn Adobe update you get to be a goddamn McAfee user. And...