User: AndyKron

coding slaves

On: WA Gov. Sides With Microsoft: Philanthropy-Funded K-12 CS Education Now the Law

Gotta have more coding slaves to feed the assholes of America.

money money

On: Ask Toolbar Now Considered Malware By Microsoft

They must no have paid up in time.

Aholes

On: Fake Mobile Phone Towers Found To Be "Actively Listening In" On Calls In UK

Tear them down!

That's a no-go

On: Jaguar Land Rover Makes System For Mapping Potholes For Autonomous Vehicles

I assume it would also record all the people I run over while driving drunk in my Land Rover.

Are they saying...

On: Microsoft Manufacturing Surface Hub In the US

Are they trying to imply the Asian companies might not have excellent quality? I'm OK with that.

Duped

On: Man With the "Golden Arm" Has Saved Lives of 2 Million Babies

He donated, and they profited.

I suppose...

On: 49 Suspected Members of Cybercriminal Group Arrested In Europe

I suppose that's one way of getting them out of their mother's basements

wtf?

On: San Francisco Public Schools To Require Computer Science For Preschoolers

When will they start inserting probes into the fetus to start learning earlier?

Why bother?

On: Ex-CIA Director: We're Not Doing Nearly Enough To Protect Against the EMP Threat

The world's fucked anyway so who cares?

Fuck self driving cars

On: Self-Driving Cars To Transform Insurance and Other Industries

Pretty soon insurance for driving your own car will only be affordable to the wealthy.

Can I still breath?

On: US Prosecutors Say Clearing Browser Data Can Be Obstruction of Justice

When will breathing air become illegal? You know, providing material support for a terrorist. FTG.

Screw everybody

On: Blackberry Defeats Typo In Court, Typo To Discontinue Sales of Keyboard

I'm going to patent air, and sue every mother fucker on Earth

I used to like them

On: Khan Academy Seeks Patents On Learning Computer Programming, Social Programming

I used to like them, now fuck them all to hell

Part hardy!

On: There Is a Finite Limit On How Long Intelligence Can Exist In Our Universe

Party like there's no tomorrow!

Quadcopter

On: Ask Slashdot: What Interesting Things Can I Power With an External USB Battery?

I bought one specifically for recharging my Estes ProtoX micro quadcopter. http://www.amazon.com/Estes-Pr...

Could be awesome

On: The Patriot Act May Be Dead For Good

This could be the best thing I've heard in a decade.

Let China have space

On: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Urges America To Challenge China To a Space Race

Let China have space. We're too fucked up in our religious bullshit to deserve space travel.

Pass!

On: Scientists Reverse Aging In Human Cell Lines

Oh boy! A chance to work 100 years instead on "only" 70, and watch the Earth drown in human flesh!!! Fuck that shit...

Good luck

On: High Court Orders UK ISPs To Block EBook Sites

Tomorrow there will be 20 new sites.

What an asshole

On: Obama Asks Congress To Renew 'Patriot Act' Snooping

Why did anybody vote for this asshole?

Auto generate

On: Ask Slashdot: Will Technology Disrupt the Song?

I think for most people, computer generated background music will be enough. The people who walk around all day with ears buds are so clueless to begin with they'll never know the difference.

The blue button

On: Volvo Self-Parking Car Hits People Because Owner Didn't Pay For Extra Feature

Can I interest you in this blue button to get you back down? -Daffy the Duck

Fuck the system

On: Supreme Court Rules In Favor of Patent Troll

Fuck the system, it's broken.

I don't want a sick car

On: Hyundai Now Offers an Android Car, Even For Current Owners

At least it isn't fucking Windows. "Please do not turn off your car while it updates" "Installing 1 of 11,234......"

shoes and underwear

On: D.C. Police Detonate Man's 'Suspicious' Pressure Cooker

Do the police also blow up suspicious shoes and underwear?