User: AndyKron

George Washington Library

On: Most Expensive Aviation Search: $53 Million To Find Flight MH370

That's only half what the George Washington Library is going to cost US taxpayers.

You just found out about this?

On: Ask Slashdot: Experiences With Free To Air Satellite TV?

You just found out about this? Where were in in the 1970s when people were putting Arecibo sized dishes in their backyards?

Fuck Apple

On: Apple Patent Could Herald Interchangeable iPhone Camera Lenses

I can't wait until Apple patents life, and all the technology that springs from it. Fuck Apple.

while we're playing God.

On: Department of Transportation Makes Rear View Cameras Mandatory

Why not demand everybody take a padded taxi made of foam rubber while we're playing God?

Just add acid

On: Ancient Virus DNA Discovery Could Be a Breakthrough In How Diseases Are Treated

What's the problem, just add acid!

Fuck religion

On: Religion Is Good For Your Brain

Wow. That's a load of bullshit.

God did it

On: Diamond Suggests Presence of Water Deep Within Earth

Pressurized water coming up from above. That's how God flooded the Earth before, and he's ready to do it again! For $25/mo I will reserve a spot to have your lawn mowed after you've been raptured.

fuck patents

On: Apple Demands $40 Per Samsung Phone For 5 Software Patents

I used to think patents were a good idea, now I just say fuck them.

Of course they did it

On: Major Wikipedia Donors Caught Editing Their Own Articles

Of course they did it. 99.9% of the people on this planet are fucking assholes.

Possible prosecution?

On: Senator Accuses CIA of Snooping On Intelligence Committee Computers

Possible prosecution? Ding ding ding! Another lie has been detected!

what a stupid title

On: Meat Makes Our Planet Thirsty

What a stupid title

If this would have happened...

On: Hackers Allege Mt. Gox Still Controls "Stolen" Bitcoins

I this would have happened ten years ago, things would have been different.

HTML causes autism

On: One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection

It causes autism too. Don't use it!

Yes!

On: Major Scientific Journal Publisher Requires Public Access To Data

Awesome. Simply awesome

force me not

On: US Carriers Said To Have Rejected Kill Switch Technology Last Year

I wish I could come up with some software, and have governments force people to buy it. What a rack.

what a rube

On: TSA: Confiscating Aluminum Foil and Watching Out For Solar Powered Bombs

"re-direct it to the people at TSA headquarters" HAHAHAHAHA Like you have any say in the matter.

What about toppings?

On: Chevron Gives Residents Near Fracking Explosion Free Pizza

Unlimited toppings?

run as fast and far from the company as you can

On: Ask Slashdot: Anti-Camera Device For Use In a Small Bus?

run as fast and far from the company as you can. They are EVIL!!!!

Jesus?

On: Senator Makes NASA Complete $350 Million Testing Tower That It Will Never Use

Maybe they can rework it into a 300 statue of Jesus?

Re:But ...

On: Dell Partners With MakerBot To Resell 3D Printers and Scanners

They used to, and I have them, but now they're not open source anymore, so I'd buy a different one next time.

Terrence Deacon?

On: A Thermodynamics Theory of the Origins of Life

Isn't this what Terrence Deacon has been saying for a while now?

People are insane

On: Smart Toothbrush Aims For Better Brushing Habits

People are insane

FTC

On: Canada Quietly Offering Sanctuary To Data From the US

If a company has rights, it also has the obligation to fight for it's rights, not run to Canada. Those companies shouldn't be allowed to operate in the USA.

FTG

On: Court Rules Against Online Anonymity

that' bullshit, and everybody knows it.

Re:Why don't they know?

On: Ask Slashdot: How Many (Electronics) Gates Is That Software Algorithm?

I'm thinking the "electronics manufacturer" doesn't have an idea, or they wouldn't have asked that question.