User: AndyKron

Opensores

On: CES 2014: Building Self-Guiding Lego Robots for Fun and (Maybe) Profit (Video)

Open source license, of course. Ya, like Makerbot. Right-O. I call it "Open sores.

This sky is blue

On: Experiments Reveal That Deformed Rubber Sheet Is Not Like Spacetime

Whoever said it was a good analogy? Why is this news? OMG people, the sky is blue!

Sue the goverment!

On: US Spying Costs Boeing Military Jet Deal With Brazil

Sounds like a major lawsuit is brewing. Hopefully.

picks-n-brushes

On: Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech

My dentist uses a pick and a spinny brush to clean my plaque. Should I change?

Support blacksmiths!

On: Canada Post Announces the End of Urban Home Delivery

We must support the blacksmiths, they're too big to fail! What we need it price support from taxes. Everyone will be required to buy at least two horse shoes each year as well. Those who cannot afford to buy horse shoes will be given horse shoes using tax dollars. Those who choose not to buy horse shoes will by fined $90/mo. That is all.

What's "whatnot"?

On: Scientists Uncover 3,700-Year-Old Wine Cellar

What's "whatnot"? Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

FFB

On: Facebook Patents Inferring Income of Users

Doesn't bother me. I said Fuck FaceBook years ago.

FTW

On: EV Owner Arrested Over 5 Cents Worth of Electricity From School's Outlet

FTW

FTG

On: Anonymous Member Sentenced For Joining DDoS Attack For One Minute

FTG

Just stop selling in New York. Problem solved.

On: Supreme Court Declines Case On Making Online Retailers Collect Sales Taxes

Just stop selling in New York. Problem solved.

turn off your restaurant cameras, or I'll leave.

On: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service — and No Google Glass, Either

turn off your restaurant cameras, or I'll leave.

burn baby burn

On: Siberia's Methane Release Larger Than Previously Thought

Well I guess we can ignore about any puny effects we're having on the environment, let's keep burning! /s

out one and into another

On: Computer Model Reveals Escape Plan From Poverty's Vicious Circle

Out of the poverty trap, and into the corporate consumerism trap.

FTW

On: Ask Slashdot: Are We Older Experts Being Retired Too Early?

I'm 50+ and after looking at vb 2008 last night I've decided young people can have that bullshit. Fuck programming, it's getting much, much worse.

governemtn

On: Chicago Transit System Fooled By Federal ID Cards

I love it when government throws our money at fraudsters and we get all upset about it. we're the ones who elected the fraudsters to begin with!

pre-arrest them all!

On: NY Police Get Tall SUVs To Combat Texting While Driving

Why don't they just pre-arrest everybody and be done with it? That's where we're heading, right?

FTW

On: User Alleges LG TVs Phone Home With Your Viewing Habits

So much for ever buying a TV set again.

fracking frackers

On: Tremors Mean Antarctic Volcanism May Be Heating Up

I blame all this on fracking.

What about Jennifer?

On: Did Snakes Help Build the Primate Brain?

What about Jennifer Aniston? How did they react to her?

What would the ducks do

On: Scientific American In Blog Removal Controversy

What would the guys on Duck Soup do?

How much?

On: Largest US Power Storing Solar Array Goes Live

That's only $29K per house. Cheep!

1 uSec

On: New Solar Cell Sets Record For Energy Efficiency

"at a concentration of 297 suns"... for 1 microsecond.

no commercials please

On: The Internet Society is Unhappy with U.S. Govt's Internet Spying Tactics

I'm not watching a fucking one minutes fucking commercial!

Hint:

On: NASA Rover Fails to Turn Up Methane On Mars

Hint: Farts float

How to prepare them

On: New Snail Species Discovered In Croatia's Deepest Cave

But were they tasty?