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  1. or'yleh? on Huge Reservoir Discovered Beneath Asia · · Score: 1

    For the sake of correctness, it's "R'yleh", not "R'lyeh." Granted, it doesn't make a difference -- because Lovecraftian names are just random letters pulled out of a hat.

    Anyway, enjoy the last few days of freedom, fellow mortals -- I imagine Cthulhu will soon be making his appearance. Just in time for the 2008 Elections, too.

  2. Re:Vista Woman on What Vista Is Really Like · · Score: 3, Funny

    Objection: There is no such thing as "too much Lovecraft".

  3. Hm... on Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food · · Score: 5, Funny

    By any chance, was a mysterious 1x4x9 slab of black stone found in the near vicinity, as well?

  4. Re:Answer on Hardcore Gamers on the Decline? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, it was both meant to be funny and a joke. I used to buy, say, a game or two a month. Then WoW and GW, and more recently Vanguard, entered the picture. Cut to a year and a half later: the last game I bought that wasn't an MMO was Gears of War; haven't played it in a month, probably. But I don't play games 12 hours a day, only a couple -- and those couple are easily filled by Vanguard.

  5. Answer on Hardcore Gamers on the Decline? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm left wondering whether or not the number of hardcore gamers is dwindling."

    As it happens, no. They're just all playing WoW.

  6. Re:Terrorists?? on Schneier On the US Crypto Competition · · Score: 1, Informative

    Encryption is not the same as hashing.

    Damn terrorists!

  7. Re:Clippy did its job... Unfortunatly. on The Death of Clippy · · Score: 0

    Clippy's contributions to humanity in other areas, however, shouldn't be overlooked.

    And yes, that's a shameless plug. But it fits contextually.

  8. Aw... on Open XML Translator for Microsoft Word Available · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please no clippy, please no clippy...

    "It looks like you're trying to convert to a non-Microsoft proprietary format. I can't let you do that, Dave"

  9. Re:Undermining Apple? on Music Companies Mull Ditching DRM · · Score: 1

    Yeah... the post right below yours proves your point, to be exact. Gotta love fanboys.

  10. Oh great... on Guitar Hero Gets New Developer · · Score: 1

    Now we'll get to play Guitar Hero XTREME! featuring all those terrible punk rock bands you had hoped never existed.

  11. Have to know what the numbers mean... on Study Says 2 In 5 Bosses Lie · · Score: 1

    What "2 out of 5 bosses lie" actually means is that 3 out of 5 bosses lie about lying...

  12. South Park? on Brain Wave Videogame Championship · · Score: 1

    All I can think of is: "Then let this be our final battle..."

  13. What's that? on Chip Promises AI Performance in Games · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I was busy rigging up my Aimbot card into that ISA slot.

  14. If it's made by Google... on Writely.com Beta - Google's Answer to Word · · Score: 1

    Why does 'Google' show up as a misspelled word on their Spell Check?

  15. Re:My game will be called... on Microsoft To Enable User-Created Xbox 360 Games · · Score: 1

    Stupid Microsoft, trying to pass off it's 'feeding hungry children' as 'philanthropy'... it's clearly an attempt to monopolize the orphan market, buying up their mindshare when it's cheap. I won't stand for it!

  16. We don't want your acceptance on Google Sends Legal Threats to Media Organizations · · Score: 1

    In recent headlines: "Google sells off mindshare"

  17. Re:Who cares? on Rambus in Violation of Monopoly Laws · · Score: 1

    You'd be incongruous too, if said video card was AGP (cursed hindsign), said motherboard was socket 478 Intel-only, and said self was poor after buying said video card to buy a new high-level mobo (the $500 dollar was one I looked at) and a new high-level processor.

    The explanation, then, is that I was pulling numbers out of my ass and thus can't be held accountable =)

  18. Re:Who cares? on Rambus in Violation of Monopoly Laws · · Score: 1

    You know, maybe it's just me, but I was under the impression RAM was the cheapest upgrade. $600 video cards, $500 dollar motherboards, $200 processors... $250 for a couple gigs of RAM really seemed a bargain.

    But hey, I'm not complaining about it getting even cheaper =)

  19. MySpace ftl on The MySpace Ecosystem · · Score: 1

    The problem with building an... ecosystem, and I use the term loosely becaue I hardly think it applies, is that if you build an ecosystem on a fad, everything depends on the popularity of that fad.

    Yes. MySpace is most definitely a fad. It is embraced by teenagers, particularly my generation, in a way I find disgusting. The reason, I suppose, is because these people who post their MySpaces do not have their own website, do not have ever had anything on the vast internetz they could call their own. I can understand this. "You have a MySpace? I have a portfolio of database-driven internet applications, what's your point?"

    But I digress. On my original topic, MySpace is, like Abercrombie, Holister, those stupid plastic bracelets, a fad. At some point, not in the distant future, it will simply 'go out of style' and the entire 'ecosystem' surrounding it will collapse. Anyone offering services for MySpace has to be in it for the short term, or they'll fail. Fads die out. MySpace will die out.

  20. Da dum dum... on Northrop to Sell Laser Shield Bubble for Airports · · Score: 1



    Direct all power to the forward shields!

  21. Eh? on Romero's New Gig · · Score: 1

    Lots of details on this thing...

    It will include weapons, it says. I doubt this. Weapons will most likely be cut out of the design document on the first review. They didn't need weapons in Doom or Qua---uh, well, they didn't contribute to the storyline at all which is what those games were all about.

  22. Discover! on Other Game Bundles For the Cost of the PS3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Buying an XBox 360: $400
    Buying a Wii: $250

    Watching Sony's entire marketing department get sacked: Priceless.

  23. Huh. on Research Projects You Should Know About · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those are the ones that weren't censored out, I assume. The real list goes something like this: 1- Virtual pr0n 2- More of the above 3- See one and two 4- Identity-theft wizard 5- 1,2,3.

  24. Re:The final nail in the coffin on Bill Gates to Step Down from Microsoft · · Score: 1

    'Linux will continue to gobble up servers, and Windows will continue to sort of lamely deflate in the desktop market. Analysts are actually predicting a massive increase in Apple market share, as much as triple. But more importantly, the direction in tech now is the web and digital media--Google and Apple's #1 markets. Windows is "meh."'

    The desktop market is dominated by Windows. Apple and Linux combined can't fight the compatability offered by Windows; say what you will, most software is written for and runs on Windows and there's a reason for that. Addtionally, Apple's market share != desktops (I like being able to change parts in my computer without going to a certified vendor, thank you very much). Apple computers are a designer brand; I find this disgusting and stay away from them.

    Anyway, continuing with my score-one-forever-potentially-less anti-Apple comment, the truth is that Apple computers are worse than PCs, not just less popular. All computers crash... including Apples. Apples just don't tell you why. This conception of 'Apple as the superior but less-known underdog' is bunk. Apple sucks for a reason.

  25. Hm on The 'Perfect' Gaming Setup · · Score: 1

    A "Perfect Gaming Setup", eh?

    I hope this begins and ends with two words: Spend Money.

    In-between, details can be added about spending lots of money and, if they really need to add more length, advice on where and what.