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Iran Unveils Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet, the Qaher F-313

An anonymous reader writes "Iran has unveiled a new home-made combat aircraft, which officials say can evade radar. The single-seat Qaher F313 (Dominant F313) is the latest design produced by Iran's military since it launched the Azarakhsh (Lightning), in 2007. President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had 'almost all the positive features' of the world's most sophisticated jets.Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing."

260 comments

  1. I've seen a lot of 'shops' in my day by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    and the pixels are a dead giveaway here

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    1. Re:I've seen a lot of 'shops' in my day by spxZA · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly! It's a *stealth* plane. You aren't meant to see stealth anything. Clearly created in a studio.

    2. Re:I've seen a lot of 'shops' in my day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shhh... It's only a model.

  2. Looks like the pilot still has to sit in the plane by karlandtanya · · Score: 2

    Well, they did say *almost*.

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  3. very very stealthy by sribe · · Score: 5, Funny

    So stealthy, that I bet no other country will ever be able to detect one in flight ;-)

    1. Re:very very stealthy by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think this close up of the cockpit makes it clear that that static display isn't functional. The video looked a lot like an RC.

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    2. Re:very very stealthy by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's possible that that is simply a mock-up they used for the cameras. This is pretty common amongst western countries so Iran could be the same. And Iran is spending a fair chunk of cash on science and technology. Plus they have had some access to Russian technology so that should give them a decent leg-up.

      I'm not willing to commit to saying this is legit, but I'm reluctant to dismiss it out of hand as well.

    3. Re:very very stealthy by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The most telling part is the shell of the cockpit. Look at the walls... it's clearly fiberglass and only about 1/8" thick. I doubt that would withstand any reasonable airspeed at all. Look behind the seat... more fiberglass. Then there's the even more obvious... where do you put your legs?!? The switches and knobs on the right-side are almost totally obscured by the fiberglass overhang. How would you get to them? And then... the funniest part... all the writing I see is in English... lol

    4. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's a mock up. Do you seriously think that early tech prototypes designed to showcase potential cockpits are made of production hardware and materials anywhere?

    5. Re:very very stealthy by Thing+I+am · · Score: 2

      Why is the "Danger" sticker in English?

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    6. Re:very very stealthy by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can assure you that AM/FM cassette player at the top is for realz. I have the same one in my car.

    7. Re:very very stealthy by deathguppie · · Score: 0

      It's also quite obvious to anyone with material knowledge that the shell/skin of the aircraft is made of composites (carbon figre/fibreglass). My point is that a supersonica aircraft it is not, because the friction heat would destroy a composite skin. The f22 uses a titanium skin, for the heat problems, and some internal carbon fibre parts.

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    8. Re:very very stealthy by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pretty sure other prototypes don't have that 8 track player in the bottom middle of their console though.

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    9. Re:very very stealthy by Kleen13 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think this close up of the cockpit makes it clear that that static display isn't functional. The video looked a lot like an RC.

      The dimpling on the surfaces you can see in that pic looks like the crappy fiberglass repair job on my boat with a coat of paint smeared on it.

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    10. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all fine and and good if it was a mockup prototype - but the thing was supposed to be functioning in flight!
      no way and definitely looked had the characteristics of an rc model.

    11. Re:very very stealthy by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      So their pilots can Rock the Casbah?

    12. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You'd be surprised at stuff you see stuck in early prototype cockpits. They used to shove production CRT TVs to showcase early versions of multifunctional displays in military prototyping. Because just making a TFT panel back then cost huge amounts to make a couple for every prototype. Then production stuff carried TFTs.

      Regardless, this thing is obvious vaporware aimed at internal propaganda, just like the rest of Iran's fighter jet programs. But cockpit mockup and usage of everyday crap in it isn't the telling part. It's the build of the thing, like ridiculously small engine intakes or radome that couldn't fit any modern military jet radar. Cockpit could actually be a real prototype (though doubtful).

    13. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod the parent up... the display and controls are fine, but the structure of it makes it look more like something you give kids rides with at a theme park... not something that is meant to be a sealed canopy hatch at Mach 1.

    14. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the "Danger" sticker in English?

      Iranian stealth plan. Rather than spend a large portion of their military budget researching how to avoid radar detection, they are using a "redirective stealth" method. Cover the plane with english stickers and US flags.

    15. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plane itself is internal propaganda. Look at the unveiling date, compare to the rest of Iranian fighter programs. Vaporware aimed at general populace to foster patriotism.

      But cockpit isn't the part that is telling.

    16. Re:very very stealthy by guttentag · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why is the "Danger" sticker in English?

      Actually there's a very good reason for that. I used to work with a guy who was in the Iranian Air Force (he was granted asylum in the U.S.). He once told me that pilots/maintenance workers/etc were required to take English classes so they could read the training materials to fly and support the fighters we gave them. So they would be accustomed to reading English when dealing with fighters. If your brain has already been conditioned in "English mode" when operating/servicing a fighter, it's probably best to stick with it. The Soviets also gave them MiGs, so I'm sure they (or some of them) probably had to learn Russian, too.

    17. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame them for comments in English; Most airplanes desgined/operated by arabs are labeled in English, since Arabic is not a good language for technical writing. Farsi is similar in that context, though I don't have specific knowledge on Farsi. We westerners have done an excellent job of integratinng

    18. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can tell from that photo that the airspeed indicator has a red line at 250 (knots? mph? kph?). Looks like they've just taken standard Cessna-type equipment and shoved it into a control panel. It's clearly a mock-up, not a prototype.

    19. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Horten 229, which was the world's first stealth plane and most advanced fighter at the time, was made mostly of wood and could go faster than anything in the sky at the time.

    20. Re:very very stealthy by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's a "mock"-up, for sure.

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    21. Re:very very stealthy by mk1004 · · Score: 1

      In other, unrelated news, the Wright Flyer that was hanging in the Smithsonian is missing.

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    22. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of the SR-71. The F-22 uses composite for a fair amount of its external parts. The F-35 skin panels are almost exclusively composite, and it's a supersonic fighter. Also, if they're using an engine that was introduced in the 1950's, there won't be much stealth about it.

    23. Re:very very stealthy by MatthiasF · · Score: 1

      Iran's first stealth fighter has warning stickers in English?

      Gee, I wonder who they produced the plane to impress.

    24. Re:very very stealthy by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I've spent a pretty good amount of time sitting in the cockpit of F-14s. (on the ground as an enlisted grunt) That cockpit says as much as the rest of the exterior.

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    25. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is "Danger" in English?

    26. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The head of the design team himself said they have only performed test flight with two smaller models (one with a propeller, the other with a micro jet). These are from the slides he presented.

      Propeller-powered sub-scale model:
      http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/250662_10151268717323603_1355114109_n.png

      Jet-powered sub-scale model:
      http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542333_10151268717468603_1294585182_n.png

      The one in photos was a mock up. Like any of these:

      http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2667/pavillion22so.jpg
      http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/bobro15/NAA-FX-2_zps79959a9a.jpg
      http://i50.tinypic.com/2yl7cs8.jpg (the one in front)

    27. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a Bose receiver in the dash?

    28. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      It is an RC. The head designer SAID it himself. They had a propeller model and a jet model. Both of them were small sized.

    29. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      The technical language of Iranian Airforce is English. Every pilot and technician is taught English and documentation is done in English.

    30. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      because it IS a presentation mockup like any of these:

      http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2667/pavillion22so.jpg [imageshack.us]
      http://i847.photobucket.com/albums/ab35/bobro15/NAA-FX-2_zps79959a9a.jpg [photobucket.com]
      http://i50.tinypic.com/2yl7cs8.jpg [tinypic.com] (the one in front)

      Building smaller RC models and mockups is not rare.

    31. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      I read 500knots not 250.

    32. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      They are all basic airplane gauges and equipments (mostly from Garmin).

    33. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So their pilots can Rock the Casbah?

      Sharia don't like it..

    34. Re:very very stealthy by samkass · · Score: 1

      The Soviets also gave them MiGs, so I'm sure they (or some of them) probably had to learn Russian, too.

      Possibly. But after the first Gulf War we found an awful lot of Soviet munitions with English instruction manuals among the Iraqi arsenal.

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    35. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      For the 1,000,000th time, most airforces in the world use English as their technical language. That includes Iran. All Iranian pilots and even technicians pass English courses.

    36. Re:very very stealthy by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed. Iran is the only remaining user of F-14's today. It's probable most of their F-14's are no longer operational though, as they date from the days of the Shah. The fact that most of their foreign fighters are so old is what is propelling domestic fighter development, including rather more probable looking fighters based on reverse engineered technology.

    37. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The USAF will not certify manuals and tech orders written in any language other than English. So, if country X buys USAF stuff, and they want to translate it in to whatever the native language is, they assume full responsibility for the maintenance, care, and feeding of said equipment. Most countries find: A) It's really expensive to translate hundreds of thousands of pages of very technical data; B) English is the international language of aviation; C) As updates, modifications, operating supplements, emergency supplements, Time Compliance Technical Orders, upgrades, revisions, corrections, etc are published it means constantly paying for translation services over the life of the aircraft (unless the country opts out of the Technical Coordination Group and elects full responsibility for all safety, maintenance, inspections, repair procedures, etc). So, it's just cheaper to keep everything in English.

    38. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even the walls -- look at the edges where the canopy and the body of the aircraft should join together -- not a single latch, groove, nothing. Either it's held on magnetically, or it's a not-even-close-to-flying mock-up.

      My favorite is how the shape of the front is based on the F-22, but where the F-22's diamond-shaped air-intakes are located, they are covered, and instead they have some much-too-small rectangular slots above them (conveniently blocked with red intake covers, just like the engine exit).

      This thing isn't even a good model.

    39. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nose of that thing isn't going to fit much of a radar array, either.

    40. Re:very very stealthy by sycodon · · Score: 0

      But you know when it has a missile lock because it sends "Allah Akbar!" over the radio when it fires.

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    41. Re:very very stealthy by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 2

      Because that's the language in which John McCain and his ilk speak.

    42. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are so anti-American, why they label all in English?

    43. Re:very very stealthy by deadweight · · Score: 1

      ROFLMAO. Yeah - that is pretty much standard Garmin and Dynon stuff. Actually looks a little like an airplane I fly: http://www.generalaviationnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/New-Sky-Arrow-Sport-LSA-at-Oshkosh-2012_cockpit..jpg

    44. Re:very very stealthy by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Even more like the Sky Arrow. The Sky Arrow is carbon fiber/epoxy including the prop, so it is fairly stealthy as rental planes go*. It can be flown by sitting in it and it has been made in a drone version used as a FLIR observation platform. *the metal engine would still show up to some extent, but the RCS is more like a big fat goose than a metal airplane.

    45. Re:very very stealthy by Nicros · · Score: 2

      It's a mock up. Do you seriously think that early tech prototypes designed to showcase potential cockpits are made of production hardware and materials anywhere?

      Some questions/thoughts that to me show it is a mock/fake/whatever:
      1. Where are the rudder pedals? In the BBC video the pilot's legs were clearly bent with his knees pointing up in the air. That means his feet were pretty much flat on the cockpit floor and I didn't see rudder pedals there. Maybe the edge of one in the cockpit photo here.
      2. Again back to the knees- with his knees up in the air like that his legs are clearly blocking access to the two front panels on the left and right. The pilot couldn't even SEE those panels. I dunno, but I'm guessing there's stuff a pilot might need there at some point.
      3. A last thought on the knees. I'm not a doctor, but I think that to pull heavy G's that may not be the most optimal body position.
      4. Finally, that thing is SMALL. Like, tiny. What is this aircraft for anyways? It sure can't carry any ordinance.
      5. The vids of the thing flying? Looks, behaves and sounds a lot like this RC F-16

      So I totally agree this thing is a mock up, or prototype, or fake or whatever. What make's them look like idiots is it appears they are trying to pass it off as the real deal, and certainly implying it is functional and 'defending Iran'.

    46. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 4, Informative
    47. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      What a classy comment.

      All the equipments belong to real planes, not military though.

      http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2gmNiznAYPk/UQ_kVG4GxUI/AAAAAAAABQY/UIRwfGrF0cY/s1600/Kahir313_Kokpit.png

    48. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      English does not belong to America?

    49. Re:very very stealthy by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Forget the walls. The "instrument" just below the two center screens looks just like my car stereo.

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    50. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty clear to me that the numbers on the dial are: 300, 250, 200, 180, 160, 140, 120, 100, 80, 60 and something that could be 0 or 40.

    51. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Claiming they are some great technological advance ("almost all the positive features of the world's most sophisticated jets") probably is.

    52. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Of a "production" of F-14 I imagine. Have you seen early prototypes? I'm not sure about F-14, but I've seen some early mock ups of AH-64. It was cobbled together from old CRT displays. Literally.

      If you were a apache pilot/gunner today, you'd call it a fake at first glance.

    53. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      The "plane" doesn't look that different from what early prototyping looks like for any modern fighter. A small scale drone shaped like a fighter to test basic airworthiness and such.

    54. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      FYI most of the early prototyping of aircraft involves messing around with small scale drones shaped like various prototypes of the fighter. This is likely one such prototype.

      Same goes for cockpit mockups. Some are used to demonstrate instruments and largely forego controls. This is useful when testing things like layout of instruments when shifting from one type of instruments to another (analogue dedicated instruments to digital MFDs for example).

    55. Re:very very stealthy by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

      I think this close up of the cockpit makes it clear that that static display isn't functional. The video looked a lot like an RC.

      The sides of the cockpit, where the canopy should seal, look like plastic or cardboard. No canopy latch visible, no structure underneath the mating surface, and...is that a piece of masking tape?

    56. Re:very very stealthy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The point is that, even for a mockup, there's a lot of questionable things about it. It's too small overall, the cockpit is... oddly designed, the intakes are aerodynamically wrong, etc... etc...

    57. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That "8-track" player is a Garmin GTX330 transponder.
      https://buy.garmin.com/shop/shop.do?cID=198&pID=201

    58. Re:very very stealthy by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Take a look at early prototyped of various prototypes when things went over one generation. Like first prototype implementations of MFDs, or first HUDs, or first HMDs.

      They looked daft and fake as hell because they were bad prototypes when people were trying to figure out what works and what doesn't.

    59. Re:very very stealthy by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Nothing with a sonic boom is stealthy, and this was claiming to be stealthy, so of course it's not going to be supersonic.

      However, this is certainly a hilarious bit of willy-waving. You almost have to feel sorry for them.

      Am I getting my news stories mixed - is this thing flown by a monkey?

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    60. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Iran is spending a fair chunk of cash on science and technology.

      It's good to hear somebody is.

      Oh wait, I forgot about China...

    61. Re:very very stealthy by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure other prototypes don't have that 8 track player in the bottom middle of their console though.

      That's so they can play the music from Iron Eagle during air-to-air combat.

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    62. Re:very very stealthy by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Take a look at early prototyped of various prototypes when things went over one generation. Like first prototype implementations of MFDs, or first HUDs, or first HMDs.

      Why? They're about as relevant as my friends first draft of her new kid's book.
       

      They looked daft and fake as hell because they were bad prototypes when people were trying to figure out what works and what doesn't.

      So? This isn't a first generation fighter - the stuff that's wrong is very, very basic. It's stuff that anyone with even a modest level of knowledge about aviation knows is wrong. It's stuff that nobody with any actual aviation/engineering expertise would even try. In terms of Slashdot's favorite analogy, this mockup is like a mockup of next years Volkswagen - only the steering wheel is in the back seat and faces the right side, the engine has been replaced with a toaster oven, and there's a ski in place of the left rear wheel - and it's pointing at 45 degrees to the normal direction of travel.
       
      You're getting some highly rated comments in defense of this 'mockup', but you really haven't a clue as to what you're talking about.

    63. Re:very very stealthy by cheesybagel · · Score: 3
      It used to be common for aircraft prototypes to carry no radar at all. Even as recently as the SEPECAT Jaguar some production lightweight fighters came without on board radar. I assume this is just a full scale mockup. The radar Iran probably have available would come from the F-5 so it would be small enough to fit on such a small plane.

      Given the present state of Iran's economy they have found themselves to be relying on lightweight fighters. The problem is they cannot manufacture either engines or radar of good enough quality for them. I do not doubt they could manufacture most of the composites for a low observable aircraft it they wanted to. If they can manufacture composite rotors for uranium centrifuges this shouldn't be particularly hard.

    64. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise known as "Simplified English"

    65. Re:very very stealthy by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Oshkosh homebuilt is the first thing I thought too. Not only that, the airspeed indicator redlines at 230!

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    66. Re:very very stealthy by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      So when they get in a dogfight with US planes, the US pilot will see that and go "oh, he must be a friendly and not an enemy" and stop the attack. What better way to sneak up on others than to make them think you're one of them!

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    67. Re:very very stealthy by rmstar · · Score: 1

      The equipment used on that panel are listed in this image:

      No Blaupunkt Dolby Supermega Stereo thing? LAME!

    68. Re:very very stealthy by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      Hey, isn't that control column a Microsoft Force-Feedback Pro? Didn't know they were still making those!

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    69. Re:very very stealthy by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      ...This isn't a first generation fighter...

      I think the descriptive term we're looking for here is "Lie".

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    70. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      Are you forced to talk about something you don't have knowledge about? Intakes are aerodynamically wrong?

      Like this:
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/DARPA_USAirForce_HaveBlue.png

      Or this?
      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/F-117_Nighthawk_Front.jpg

    71. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      Farsi only uses the alphabets and it is 95% different from Arabic (just some words have entered Farsi from Arabic).

      The alphabets have been different but they have been changed after Arabs attacked Iran several hundreds years ago.

    72. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      It is a low altitude attack aircraft just like Su-25 and A-10. Neither Su-25 nor A-10 has a radar.

    73. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      It is a Garmin transponder.

    74. Re:very very stealthy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If they were like the intakes you link you, you'd have a point. But, as they aren't, you don't have a clue.

    75. Re:very very stealthy by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Or propaganda, which amounts to the same thing.

    76. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hi. Are mockups usually full scale? 'Cause this plane is really tiny. Also it's a stealth fighter with no internal ordnance bays so, if it DOES work it's still only stealthy while unarmed. Also the pilot's feet are where other fighter jets keep the radar array. Also if there's no cutouts in the dash for your knees, using the ejection seat in the picture would shear the bottoms of your legs off. Also the controls are really far away from the pilot. Also the controls are only for navigation and avionics, there's nothing for weapons or tactical radar. Also the engine has no nozzle and its inlets are tiny. Also the ailerons are microscopic and shoddily designed. Also there's no reason for canards on a tiny air-superiority fighter. Also it's got a big bulge in the cockpit just like the f-22 glass but without the f-22's aerodynamic need for it. Also I can't seem to find a cannon port.

      Maybe there is a real Iranian stealth fighter? But if so, it doesn't even resemble this unit superficially. This plane they're showing off isn't just fake, it is hilarious.

    77. Re:very very stealthy by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      No - because that thing isn't big enough. If what you are saying it is true then what it is, is a model, not a mock up.

      This has nothing to do with the type of electronics they have in there and everything to do with the size and location of the equipment or the lack thereof.

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    78. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      Don't bother to give your reasons, because you have no such thing.

    79. Re:very very stealthy by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I was confused by it having both an 8-track player *AND* CD changer. I guess they were basing their design to compete with this.

      It's nice that they included 4 screens for the pilot to watch DVDs on. That's almost better than my flight sim setup at home.

      Is it just me, or are all the buttons and switches on the right side of the seat just a big sticker?

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    80. Re:very very stealthy by northernfrights · · Score: 1

      Building a 'full' sized fiberglass mockup with made up instrument panels, and then flying an RC model around that's shaped like the full sized one, doesn't in any way shape or form get you any closer to having a real fighter jet. This is still just a farce, regardless of whether mockups are sometimes made of real planes or not.

    81. Re:very very stealthy by wmac1 · · Score: 1

      Tell us about your qualifications?

      RQ-170, F-22 and F-35 all use fair amount of composites in their body. Building smaller models and mock ups is not rare in aerospace industry.

    82. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least make it look more convincing rather than some 20c merry go around from the mall.

      Holy cow! Thanks for the links. You can almost see where the Eurofighter (and even the Chinese J-17) got its inspiration from. Dare I even say MiG-29?

    83. Re:very very stealthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the design certainly looks cool, maybe even cooler than the F22 Raptor

    84. Re:very very stealthy by nullchar · · Score: 1

      Why build an engine, when you can steal one!

    85. Re:very very stealthy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      On a scale of 0 (haven't even done the drawings yet) to 100 (in production) where does having a miniature model lie?

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    86. Re:very very stealthy by Morbid+Curiosity · · Score: 1

      There are good military reasons for using a mock-up for the cameras instead of a production model, especially when you're talking about something that ostensibly has stealth technologies. I very much doubt that Iran has never heard of OPSEC.

  4. Re:Looks like the pilot still has to sit in the pl by 91degrees · · Score: 2

    Iran does have its own home made drones. Drones are actually pretty simple because a lot of the work goes on making them cheap rather than making them technologically advanced.

  5. "Alsmost all features" by MadTinfoilHatter · · Score: 3, Funny

    President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad said it had 'almost all the positive features' of the world's most sophisticated jets.

    Riiight...

    Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing."

    Well, those were not among the features that this aircraft has in common with its Western counterparts.

    1. Re:"Alsmost all features" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it is launched from a slingshot like the angry birds. YaaHEEyah!

    2. Re:"Alsmost all features" by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Riiight...

      Sure it does. It has wings, wheels, all the usual control surfaces. A wiggly thing just near where the pilot sits. Lots of knobs and dials, and a really low radar signature.

      That's almost all the features.

      Except it doesn't actually fly.

      That's all but 1!

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    3. Re:"Alsmost all features" by tibit · · Score: 2

      Be honest because honesty leads to goodness, and goodness leads to Paradise. Beware of falsehood because it leads to immorality, and immorality leads to Hell.

      Generally speaking, claiming oneself to be a believer in Islam while being an obsessive liar is a bit of a problem. I guess politicians have their own way of redefining whatever "religion" they associate with... And, before anyone chimes in with the obvious, the below doesn't really apply because Iran is not Microsoft. They don't need Microsoft-style made-up plane FUD for any reason -- most readily because no one who is ostensibly the target of such fairy tales ("westerners") would take them on face value.

      He is not a false person who (through lies) settles conciliation among people, supports good or says what is good.

      The above quote applies, among others, when you tell a little kid "good job" when they still relatively speaking suck at whatever it is that they are doing. You might argue that fake PR is good for propaganda and for giving the Iranians a sense of pride. Well, careful there, because history tends to uncover such lies with relative ease, and all it does is breed hatred among the people. I'd have thought it easy to understand, but, well, it's the politicians we speak of here. They have their own logic :(

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    4. Re:"Alsmost all features" by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      The justification is simple that this is (childishly clumsy) propaganda aimed at Israel and the USA, and according to the Quran and Hadith, it's absolutely fine to lie to, cheat and swindle infidels.

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    5. Re:"Alsmost all features" by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      While this doesn't so much apply here since the intended audience is first and foremost the Persians themselves who are mostly ululating Muslims, but the Quran does say in various forms that you can and should lie to infidels especially if it conceals the weakness of the faithful or allows them to gain advantage over the infidels.

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    6. Re:"Alsmost all features" by Jmc23 · · Score: 0

      Ah, so they've adopted basic US foreign policy!

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    7. Re:"Alsmost all features" by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Worse - Scientology policy.

  6. MST3k line applies here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It's Cardboard."

    1. Re:MST3k line applies here: by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Toy boat toy boat toy boat

  7. Footage copied form top gun or some other movie by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Footage copied form top gun or some other movie

    1. Re:Footage copied form top gun or some other movie by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      Looks like real footage, but it looks to me like a remote control jet of the hobbyist type.

    2. Re:Footage copied form top gun or some other movie by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Looks like real footage, but it looks to me like a remote control jet of the hobbyist type.

      Well, they did say it was a homemade jet, as opposed to something that rolled off the assembly line of a bona-fide aircraft manufacturer.

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  8. Pretty sophisticated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that every time Iran has a press breifing / conference / whatever it looks like its done in a high school gymnasium?

  9. Note the intense weasel wording by vlm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Note the intense weasel wording...

    built with "advanced materials" and to have a very low radar signature

    So all we really know for certain is its not the "Spruce Goose". Well that's not saying much.

    can evade radar

    Yeah so can the Cessna 172 I trained in. Now doing it well, and doing it easily, and being optimized for that task, that's a whole nother topic.

    Perhaps a little overly ambitious. For people who know nothing about aerospace the best I can do is a standardized slashdot car analogy: This is like Henry Ford hand building his first model T engineering demonstrator but declaring he's going to skip a couple steps and start shipping Tesla model S RSN.

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    1. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cessna 172 has a huge radar cross section. Those wing mounts and engine are shiners. You're talking about flying under radar horizon, which is not stealthy as any modern fighter is equipped with look down-shoot down radar which will find you and light you up like a christmas tree in a matter of seconds of entering its range.

    2. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't get too concerned about parsing weasel words. Why bother to stretch the truth with weasel words when you could just as easily tell complete lies?

    3. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by interkin3tic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So it's safe to assume that this is just to convince the Iranian citizens that Iran has the military might to back up it's bluster? "Yeah, we could totally take the Americans and Israelis in a fight. Their technology may seem formidable, prompting you to question why we're trying to build a nuke and are always threatening them, but it's not tough. Look! Stealth jets! Just came up with this over the weekend! We're all good. Don't question the state, we know what we are doing, and would not throw away your lives in a war we can't possibly win."

      (Note that I'm not saying that the US and Israel are morally right just because we happen to have stronger military forces. I wish both sides acted responsibly and had far fewer weapons.)

    4. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Seems to me there's a difference between "evade radar" and "doesn't show up on radar". I think of evading as active - in this case, flying in such a way as to avoid the actual radio waves whereas "doesn't show up on radar" is more about minimizing cross section, radar-absorbing paint, etc - passive methods.

    5. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then your (mild error-correcting) reading comprehension is worse than a child's.

    6. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably mean the same thing.

    7. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by vlm · · Score: 2

      Doesn't matter. Lets play jeopardy, what model aircraft landed in Red Square on May 28, 1987? As a kid getting into aviation at that time, I got lectured by numerous relatives just to make sure I didn't get any ideas by that story... Yes yes I know that despite the legends of sneaking in, he got detected multiple times, but no one could agree what to do about him, so they logged it, did nothing, and eventually lots of bosses heads rolled (you can tell this happened in the USSR, in the USA we'd have given them promotions)

      I can trivially avoid radar detection merely by keeping far away. Your modern fighter isn't going to look-down and see me 300 NM away... Now its very challenging to avoid a skin painting radar at 10 NM but further away. Thats part of the weasel wording. I'm guessing this Iranian experiment would be an epic fail at 10 NM but maybe at 50 NM it might work?

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    8. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness, most people completely fail to understand stealth. Stealth is not a product, but a system. Part of any stealth deployment includes evading radar.

    9. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Cederic · · Score: 1

      More interesting was that he was prosecuted for Malicious Hooliganism.

      Sounds a bit of a giggle until you remember the specifics of the Russian justice system.

    10. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A modern military fighter (e.g. F16 or better) would not waste a missile or even any 20mm shells on a Cessna 172. All he'd have to do is smack the vertical stabilizer and rudder off the back of the 172 in a deliberate minor (for the fighter) mid-air collision. The fighter jet will maybe suffer some scratched paint and the Cessna will go down.

    11. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      The unclassified range of the F-22's detection systems is "more than 250 nautical miles." So actually, there's a good chance it could see you from 300.

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    12. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1

      Iran isn't "always threatening them". When was the last time Iran threatened to invade the USA?

    13. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like now in the US he'd get charged for terrorism and shipped to an offshore location for "enhanced" "interrogation" and defining that as due process?

    14. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Informative

      IIRC, he was detected, just wasn't shot down. More due to "what do we do what do we DO" than any stealthiness of such a basic plane.

    15. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Don't try it around DCA. The "voice from above on 121.5" , AKA the AWACS, will definitely have you if they're up and looking. I *cough* know of someone that tormented the AWACS guys by driving a car down the runway at College Park airport when it was closed and they'd send someone to see who took off or landed LOL.

    16. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by deadweight · · Score: 1

      If both the Cessna AND the F-22 were at their maximum altitudes maybe, unless there is a new radar that shoots through solid earth and out again.

    17. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      They don't threaten to invade the US, but there are a good number of other ways they can threaten the US or Israel. The US and Israel are unreasonably sensitive to comments from Iran, and to be sure, the US and Israel are more interested in starting a war with Iran than vice versa. So again, not saying Iran is in the wrong here, but Iran does push Israel and US buttons. "Israel will be destroyed in fire" in a speech by the president and all that. There's bullshit like that on both sides. I'm only saying that the Iran side could be considered foolish given military strength. Again, explicitly not making a moral or "should" statement here.

    18. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by vlm · · Score: 2

      That's what made is a successful social engineering hack. AKA CIA involvement. Which I'm still sort of inclined to believe.

      Lets say you want to get most of the heads of the USSR airforce out of the way or fired or sent to the Gulag because they won't play along in a blackmail deal or whatever.

      Solution? Send a kid in a Cessna to land in Red Square. Insta-fired. If they shoot the kid down they're fired because he's just a crazy teen in a civilian GA aircraft, if they don't shoot him down they're fired because a kid landed in red square.

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    19. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      If you're 300 nautical miles away, why would a fighter pilot care? It's not his zone of engagement.

      The "flying AAM site" MiG-31 probably could detect you, but even that plane wouldn't be able to engage. And it's the longest range air to air fighter craft in existence as of writing this with no analogues in NATO arsenal. It's max engagement range is sitting at 228km (according to wikipedia) and it's a high speed interceptor designed to rush to target at mach 2.8. So yeah, your poor ground hugging Cessna is toast. MiG-31 is designed to hunt and kill ground hugging cruise missiles, not piss slow civilian prop aircraft.

    20. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I can trivially avoid radar detection merely by keeping far away. Your modern fighter isn't going to look-down and see me 300 NM away...

      You can also avoid radar detection by remaining in the hanger, in both cases you're a non-threatening irrelevancy.
       

      Now its very challenging to avoid a skin painting radar at 10 NM but further away. Thats part of the weasel wording. I'm guessing this Iranian experiment would be an epic fail at 10 NM but maybe at 50 NM it might work?

      At 50 NM, a fighter is little threat to anyone unless it has fairly advanced radar and missile systems - and if it's emitting sufficient radar power to track a target from 50 NM... it's about as stealthy as a battleship in a kiddy pool.

    21. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Soviets shot down an airliner full of civilian passengers for flying over their airspace just a couple years earlier; nobody would have been punished if Rust got shot down, unless the SAM they used was more expensive than necessary for a Cessna or whatever.

      Now, I could believe that Gorbachev engineered the incident himself -- the last time that many Soviet military commanders got fired at once was during one of Stalin's purges.

    22. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, grow up and stop fake ultra-macho posturing about shit you know nothing about.

      Fighter jets are sturdy but they're not heavily armored tanks designed to ram. If they were, they wouldn't be maneuverable, fast, or even capable of flying. And there is no such thing as a "minor", no-risk air-to-air collision, especially when you consider the risk of FOD to the engine(s).

      Also, a jet pilot would need to roughly match speeds for self-preservation. Watch some 35mph auto crash tests to understand why -- seemingly minor velocity differences represent a lot of potential energy, and at high relative speeds it becomes very difficult to be selective about how you're going to crash into another aircraft. A Cessna can easily maintain level flight far below the F-16's stall speed under any flight conditions. (Its never-exceed speed isn't much higher than a F-16's typical takeoff speed!) The Cessna pilot need only trundle around at 60 or 70 knots to successfully avoid all ram attacks from non-suicidal jet pilots.

      That defensive strategy wouldn't do a thing to stop 20mm shells, though. Which is how a modern military fighter would likely attack a Cessna, assuming it was deemed necessary.

    23. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      September 2012
      http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2012/09/23/iran-threatens-us-bases-in-event-of-war-with-israel/57831572/1
      US Military Bases are legally US soil

    24. Re:Note the intense weasel wording by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      But user vlm is one hell of a pilot, sir!

  10. Fantastic Press Release For A New Model Airplane! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The aircraft is very small. There is no footage that includes sound. There is no footage of a pilot in the aircraft. Look at how far aft the CG markings are - it's never going to take a pilot or weapons and still be stable using the canards. My opinion - the Iranians have created a very nice looking ducted fan remote control airplane.

    Oh... and why are the markings in Latin characters?

    Looks like this thing should don the leopard dots of the 303 or take its place next to the flying bomb, err, flying boat that they announced a while back.

  11. Looks like a model by AdamInParadise · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not sure whether this is a hoax or not, but the pictures seems to show a model, not a real plane. Have a look at the cockpit : http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2013/Feb/2/LiveLeak-dot-com-4347f2b9fa55-f313_17_preview.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad29f444cd3d1ca14&ec_rate=200
    I don't know anything about jet fighters, but I can recognize a Thrustmaster Mark II joystick stuck to a pole. And the material on the border of the cabin definitely looks like duct tape. And the canopy does not seem to lock into anything. And so on.

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    1. Re:Looks like a model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Thrustmaster Mark II joystick stuck to a pole"

      That is the last time I lend my gaming gear to Abdas! I wonder why he wanted to borrow my duct tape as well.

    2. Re:Looks like a model by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Why is the "Danger" sign on the side of the cockpit written in English? Shouldn't that be in Persian/Farsi or something?

    3. Re:Looks like a model by Sulphur · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Thrustmaster Mark II joystick stuck to a pole"

      That is the last time I lend my gaming gear to Abdas! I wonder why he wanted to borrow my duct tape as well.

      That is duck tape used to assemble canards.

    4. Re:Looks like a model by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

      The footage I've seen shows a subtle roll wobble that is characteristic of RC aircraft with short wings. That plus the low speeds => low roll damping. A capable fighter aircraft would need at least a Stability Augmentation System that would cancel this out, and this footage leads me to think RC model as well.

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    5. Re:Looks like a model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the exception of the former USSR, English is kind of the dominant language for all things aviation.

    6. Re:Looks like a model by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      In Iran, duct tape is an advanced material you insensitive infidel! ;)

    7. Re:Looks like a model by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      It's worth pointing out the Thrustmaster joysticks are patterned after fighter joysticks, not the other way around.

    8. Re:Looks like a model by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      That is duck tape used to assemble canards.

      (sotto voche) That, sir, is a bass canard!

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    9. Re:Looks like a model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there.

    10. Re:Looks like a model by Epicaxia · · Score: 1

      Not just a model (no one would make a high-performance plane with that amount of composites--any failure mode worth considering would be catastrophic to anyone within 100s of meters)... It's the nation-level equivalent of a 3rd grader drawing pictures of giant robots shooting flame from their eyes and terrorizing Tokyo. That particular design couldn't fly above 0.15 Mach without an incredibly sophisticated suite of controls--the forward canards are far too big and the plane itself is inherently unstable--far beyond the capabilities of any nation but the U.S. and Russia. You also won't be able to generate enough lift with that small of wing area unless you are traveling far too fast (boundary layer will separate by the second airfoil) and with an engine that, again, is far beyond the efficiency and miniaturization capabilities of Iran's industrial and scientific base. An enumerated on this page, there are hundreds of other reasons to laugh--which is really what this is all about; Iran technological developments are to aerospace nerds what Joe Biden's quotations are to the political analyst community.

    11. Re:Looks like a model by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      Sshh!

  12. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever posted this didn't look into it much. The 'flying' plane is a scale model... yes, a remote control plane. It's all smoke and mirrors.

    1. Re:bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to say something about how test planes are usually scaled models of the final production. but then I would have to concede that the level of intelligence on ./ has not gone down in the past decade.

      C'mon ./ get a grip and get back to your roots of being able to use your brains!!!

  13. What about the second flight... by hargrand · · Score: 1

    Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing

    Just because they can get it into the air once, doesn't mean they can do so a second time ... assuming it's not part of some Photoshop Air Force.

  14. Re:Does it take AA batteries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how many?

  15. More info on GlobalSecurity.org by funky49 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love these guys: http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/qaher-313.htm

    David Cenciotti noted that the plane featured “implausible aerodynamics and Hollywood sheen” and was laughably small for a fighter jet. He also commented thatthe cockpit was far too basic for a sophisticated aircraft, and appeared “similar to those equipping small private planes. ... The nose section is so small almost no radar could fit in it ... The air intakes are extremely small, whereas the engine section lacks any kind of nozzle: engine afterburners could melt the entire jet. ... It looks like this pilot is in a miniature plane” and it appeared “nothing more than a large mock-up model.” Iran also broadcast video footage of the Qaher F-313 in flight, which Cenciotti said appeared to fly like a “radio-controlled scale model more than a modern fighter jet.” He also noted it was suspect that Tehran did not release takeoff and landing footage of its new aircraft.

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    1. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Luckyo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Pretty much all of Iran's "own fighters" have been vaporware so far. This is pretty well known. They cannot really make anything of their own with all the crippling sanctions that isn't overly cheap knockoff.

      That said, it doesn't mean that they can't test new stuff. Most planes start off as drones and eventually move to production. Most of the Russian and various Western jets that jumped up in generation had severe teething problems of their own (F-22 and F-35 make great examples here), and those nations actually have great expertise in designing these planes, not to mention economies that can support huge development costs associated with these programs. Iran lacks all of these.

      Iran could, and likely is working on something. It's highly unlikely to be practical and working fighter jet, just like all of its previous fighter jets. Beyond the propaganda bullshit, it shows that with all the sanctions, they still have some degree of expertise and skill and every once in a while they have to show off something like this. Something that will never become a practical application, but to show that they still have some semblance of capability of making a high tech device.

      And then they sell their anti ship missiles that cost next to nothing and manage to cripple a high tech Israeli ship. Or have a NATO general win war games using nothing but their low quality, but cheap and numerous hardware against significantly more technologically advanced NATO forces.

    2. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by dj245 · · Score: 1

      I love these guys: http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/qaher-313.htm

      David Cenciotti noted that the plane featured “implausible aerodynamics and Hollywood sheen” and was laughably small for a fighter jet. He also commented thatthe cockpit was far too basic for a sophisticated aircraft, and appeared “similar to those equipping small private planes. ... The nose section is so small almost no radar could fit in it ... The air intakes are extremely small, whereas the engine section lacks any kind of nozzle: engine afterburners could melt the entire jet. ... It looks like this pilot is in a miniature plane” and it appeared “nothing more than a large mock-up model.” Iran also broadcast video footage of the Qaher F-313 in flight, which Cenciotti said appeared to fly like a “radio-controlled scale model more than a modern fighter jet.” He also noted it was suspect that Tehran did not release takeoff and landing footage of its new aircraft.

      I'm not saying the jet is real, but releasing takeoff and landing footage would give away some secret technical information about the aircraft. If you wanted to keep that information secret, not releasing the footage would be a good idea. For example- a video of a takeoff could be used to calculate minimum takeoff speed, thrust to weight ratio, etc. Probably more. A landing video might contain useful information also. For a country which is basically hostile to every other country in the world, keeping such a video secret is a good idea. Regardless of whether the plane is real or not.

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    3. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Something that will never become a practical application, but to show that they still have some semblance of capability of making a high tech device.

      I'm sorry, I see no high tech device there. To what are you referring?

    4. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran is not hostile, at least outwardly so to anyone but Israel primarily, US secondarily and occasionally their European allies. Even then they're usually very measured in their words and actions, what is implied and inferred is often very different from what was literally said.

      Then there's the rest of the world, comprising of some several billion people, who they have not shown any hostility toward.

      Not saying Iran is a good place to be in any way, but the world is much larger than the US-Israel alliance. Most nations are publicly disinterested in the Israel situation.

    5. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stealth planes are generally speaking a technology you don't brag about having. As an example of this the US built a stealth bomber with no air-to-air intercept capability, but to "through off the Soviets" they classified it as a Fighter, gave it a fighter designation, and called it the "stealth fighter" when addressing the public. All because they didn't want to admit that the had a more advanced stealth bomber.

    6. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do produce fighters locally, based on the F-5, but are developing the design gradually.

    7. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      You brag about it when it's desperately needed to keep the spirit of a nation that has been under severe blockade for years and decades. It's about propaganda value. Not actual hardware.

    8. Re:More info on GlobalSecurity.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it really couldn't be used for any of that data, as the pilot can be instructed to take off in a variety of ways in any modern warplane. How many 'hot' take-offs and landings do you think you have seen released as US military promo materials? Regardless of your answer, the only true answer is 0.

      Also, that works off the assumption that a brand new prototype will be able to compete with tested systems right away, and that said prototype is being hot-rodded right away in videos.

  16. *sigh* by fustakrakich · · Score: 1
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  17. In-Flight Footage Definitely Shows an RC Plane by thepainguy · · Score: 1

    Engine sounds like a ducted fan.

    Look at how thick the rear wing is (look at where the wing and body meet). Definitely not supersonic. Also, major directional stability issues.

  18. I'M CONTRIBUTING. by maudface · · Score: 1

    Reddit says this is fake, so obviously it must be fake.

  19. 8 track on the dashboard by approachingZero+ · · Score: 1

    Great picture. I use duct tape on almost everything and there is a lot of duct tape involved in the construction of the cabin seal. But we should celebrate the incorporation of the 8 track from a 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis in the fabrication of this cutting edge 4th generation fighter. We laugh at the persistent use of 8 track players in Iranian fighter aircraft but they have been shown to withstand EMP whereas the fancy shmancy infotainment consoles found in such American warbirds as the F22 Raptor fail. Rock on Iran.

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  20. Amazing Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They Persian specs say:
    1) it can transform into a giant shooty robot & a fiery phoenix
    2) stocks an anti-gravity drive & cloaking device
    3) is armed with a wave-motion gun
    4) can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

    Production is held up by lack of sonic screw-drivers, and the Mossad have identified a serious design flaw - a small thermal exhaust port. :)

  21. All features except... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    "Flight Capability"

  22. Isn't the point of stealth... by CmdrEdem · · Score: 1

    ...to make something undetectable? I detect a failure.

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  23. It's for _internal_ propaganda. by Moskit · · Score: 2

    This is obviously targeted at Iranian audience.

    Analysing it outside of political influence on Iran's own people is mostly a waste of time.

    1. Re:It's for _internal_ propaganda. by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Pretty much this. Iran had multiple similar vaporware "homegrown" fighter jet projects that are supposed to be operational, and yet they have to use Frogfoots for anti air combat over Persian Gulf.

    2. Re:It's for _internal_ propaganda. by guttentag · · Score: 2

      This is obviously targeted at Iranian audience.

      I keep waiting for the day when Iran will claim to have invented a next-generation satellite dish that does not require line of sight to a satellite, works underground, and remarkably only receives state-approved channels. Upon inspection we will find it is a large plastic Tupperware bowl screwed onto a cable box, which in turn is hooked up to the local cable network.

    3. Re:It's for _internal_ propaganda. by unkiereamus · · Score: 1

      This is obviously targeted at Iranian audience.

      I keep waiting for the day when Iran will claim to have invented a next-generation satellite dish that does not require line of sight to a satellite, works underground, and remarkably only receives state-approved channels. Upon inspection we will find it is a large plastic Tupperware bowl screwed onto a cable box, which in turn is hooked up to the local cable network.

      See, that actually sounds much more like something North Korea would do, except for the whole "cable boxes won't work without power" thing....ahh hell, that wouldn't stop them.

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  24. Quiz question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A plane made out of cardboard:

    a) will be detected by the radar
    b) will not be detected by the radar
    c) only the tow line pulling the plane will be detected and the this will render the radar inoperative for the next 12 hours due to the operator rolling on the floor laughing out of bewilderment

  25. aircraft model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is completely true " Iranian experts now have the power to design and produce models which best match the country’s needs."
    That "model" is truly great and if they ever make it 1:32 I will buy one :-)

  26. Re:Looks like the pilot still has to sit in the pl by second_coming · · Score: 1

    Didn't they have wreckage from US drones which had been brought down to base them on?

  27. Takeoff and landing by jadv · · Score: 1

    From TFS: "Footage from state TV showed the jet in flight, but not its take-off or landing." It was pushed off a cliff and fell into the sea!

  28. Aww it's so cute! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    It's like a little baby F-35!

    Reminds me of a "personal sport jet" Burt Rutan designed, can't remember the name of it. It was available in kit form and cost about $150k in mid-'90s dollars to build IIRC. It wasn't a canard design but was about the same size and had the same bubbly cute look.

    Looks like a lot of fun, but good luck carrying any meaningful number of missiles on that thing, or fuel for that matter - another big limitation Rutan's personal sport jet shared IIRC.

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    1. Re:Aww it's so cute! by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      Not Burt Rutan... Jim Bede (slightly more realistic than an Iranian press release)

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    2. Re:Aww it's so cute! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Not that one...it looked like a mini F-14. I might be misremembering it being a Rutan design.

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    3. Re:Aww it's so cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I believe you're referring to the BD-10, also by Jim Bede

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Q8O3B1aWM

    4. Re:Aww it's so cute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bd-10 is probably what you are thinking of. Rutans first homebuilt for market was the VeriViggen, but it doesn't look anything like an f14.

    5. Re:Aww it's so cute! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yep that's it!

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  29. "313" I think it is not a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seen that on a licence plate somewhere...
    http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091110/donald_duck_car_02.jpg

  30. Attn: Iranian Air Force by GigG · · Score: 1

    If you would like to test your new jet please feel free to fly it out to one of carriers. We will be more than happy to have the best radars made test its' stealthiness. We will also test its' combat effectiveness. Signed Commander, US 5th Fleet Manama, Bahrain

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    1. Re:Attn: Iranian Air Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would like to test your new jet please feel free to fly it out to one of carriers. We will be more than happy to have the best radars made test its' stealthiness.

      You mean do it again?

      Signed Commander, Iranian Air Force

  31. Hey, count yourself lucky that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Count yourself lucky that it isn't an X-303 instead.
    We'd all be screwed then.

  32. Lool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is a Top gun Thrustmaster on the cockpit!!!

    http://www.hak900.com/top-gun-thrustmaster-joystick/

  33. Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the link to the "cockpit". Looks like a homebuilt aircraft you'd find in some EAA enthusiast's garage. The stick looks like a reuse from an F-4 Phantom or something of that era. Oh, and I'm sure they are up for a bit of a surprise when the first pilot accidentally hits the landing gear knob with his left knee. And check out the thin fiberglass structure by the right hand controls. You can see some more fiberglass behind the seat. Speaking of the seat, they're in for another surprise when the first pilot has to eject (won't be long) and lands without his lower legs because he left them under the front console.

    Consider that this is the kind of stunt Saddam Hussein was up to in his defiant years before the invasion, before we called his bluff. Now put this silly PR move in the context of a hypothetical scenario where Hussein was still around. It's not hard to imagine the tension between Iraq and Iran if there were two megalomaniacs trying to outdo each other in the Middle East, instead of just one megalomaniac. The arms race would be "pedal to the metal" right about now.

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    1. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Peristaltic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What gets me is that they're parading this homemade abortion around as the best effort of a -nation-. They actually had the balls to put it on TV with Mahmoud proudly standing next to it.

      Iran will always have a hard time getting their war fighting tactics past the not-so-smart-bombs with semtex wrapped around their midsections.

      The last time Iran had a decent military was under Xerxes.

    2. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And funnily enough, the jet bears some remote resemblance to a fictional design called Xerxes

    3. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet Saddam using every modern piece of equipment he could buy from the US and France, including WMDs, (yes, he had those, before George the Chicken decided to attack) got absolutely nowhere.

      Stop underestimating the Iranians. You just look like some dumb, flag-waving teenager who's high on that particularly bigoted brand of "patriotism" which seems to be the favorite drug of the US.

      The Iranians might be very different, we might not like them all that much and they are technologically challenged, but they are not stupid. If you go there, I'm sure they can make it hurt. If they couldn't, they would already have been put down, long ago.

    4. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even that was so pathetic, that 300 white guys beat thousands of theirs, and sent thenm home packing.

    5. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Peristaltic · · Score: 1

      And yet Saddam using every modern piece of equipment he could buy from the US and France, including WMDs, (yes, he had those, before George the Chicken decided to attack) got absolutely nowhere.

      Try checking facts before blathering about stuff you don't know about: "At the end of the war with Iran, most Republican Guard heavy divisions were equipped with Soviet T-72 main battle tanks, Soviet BMP armored personnel carriers, French GCT self-propelled howitzers and Austrian GHN-45 towed howitzers...." -and- "....Iraq used newly acquired T-55 tanks and T-62 tanks, BM-21 Stalin Organ rocket launchers, and Mi-24 helicopter gunships to prepare a Soviet-type three-line defense." (http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/war/iran-iraq.htm)

      Now, regarding the Iranian tactical mindset: "In July 1982 Iran launched Operation Ramadan on Iraqi territory, near Basra. Although Basra was within range of Iranian artillery, the clergy used "human-wave" attacks by the Pasdaran and Basij against the city's defenses...Ranging in age from only nine to more than fifty, these eager but relatively untrained soldiers swept over minefields and fortifications to clear safe paths for the tanks...." -and- "....Most foreign military analysts felt that neither Iraq nor Iran used its modern equipment efficiently. Frequently, sophisticated materiel was left unused, when a massive modern assault could have won the battle for either side. Tanks and armored vehicles were dug in and used as artillery pieces, instead of being maneuvered to lead or to support an assault."

      Stop underestimating the Iranians. You just look like some dumb, flag-waving teenager who's high on that particularly bigoted brand of "patriotism" which seems to be the favorite drug of the US.

      I don't underestimate the Iranian government and military- they can inflict a lot of casualties, here and there. I would prefer to avoid that, so no, I wouldn't underestimate them. Human wave attacks, Silkworm missiles, Boston Whalers armed with 50-cals, guys with semtex underwear, and asymmetric attacks on the US could cause a lot of damage before the Iranian power structure was neutralized.

      ** I refer to "government and military" above because I doubt that the core of Iranian society would want a war any more than most of us do.

      The Iranians might be very different, we might not like them all that much and they are technologically challenged, but they are not stupid. If you go there, I'm sure they can make it hurt. If they couldn't, they would already have been put down, long ago.

      I would prefer -not- to go there... and by the way, why would I give a damn if the Iranians are "different"? I've been referring to their government and military, how about you? My point in the first post was that Iranians have a ridiculous military R&D department that parades paper mache weapon systems in front of the media while they beat their chests, and that their military is largely incompetent. Period. You jumped on the self-righteous band wagon with your pithy little uninformed monologue to "prove" that I'm an ignorant teenager, and made a relatively fact-free post while doing so.

    6. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Peristaltic · · Score: 1

      Sorry for beating this poor dead horse, but when I look at a picture of the Iranian's "stealth fighter" cockpit linked to a few posts above this one, then compare it to what one airplane enthusiast created in his spare time: http://photos.mercurynews.com/2012/04/17/video-pleasanton-man-flies-a-boeing-737-in-his-garage/9029/, I have a hard time associating the concept of "professional military" with the term "Iran".

    7. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that was impressive. Did Faux News tell you all that?

      The point is, the general talk, and definitely the drift I got from you was "these guys are completely incompetent, they have nothing but duct tape and glass fiber, anyone who cares can easily kick their butt". Well guess what Saddam had a lot of stuff, and he made a surprise attack, he even used WMDs, and got nowhere. What exact methods the Iranians employed to stop him are of no consequence. The Iraqis had the technology, and they failed. I proved you wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong. Eat it. You were wrong. Wrong.

      Some selective quoting from Faux News doesn't help you. It has been well established, despite the US doing their best to shut Saddam up by hanging him ASAP, that he had significant industrial, economical and military aid in his little adventure. Military hardware which wasn't limited to T-55s and T-62s btw, (gotta love how you try making all that funding and aid Saddam got seem like a few hand-me-down Soviet tanks) how about Mirage F1's, for instance, Sarin, Mustard gas and friends notwithstanding? I'm quite sure you could find more, if you cared to look, not that I think you'd be very motivated, for some reason.

      Further, you are arguing that both sides had high-tech weapons but couldn't use them properly. Therefore they are, what? Savages? Idiots? That's absolutely wrong. Lack of training and lack of influence among those who do have the knowledge does not equal stupidity. Of course it's a possibility that nothing has changed since the late 80's, however, to just flat out assume it is nothing but bigoted arrogance. Heck, if they are so incompetent as you're trying to make it seem, why haven't the Israelis bombed their nuclear program back to the stone-age yet? They did it with Iraq, so clearly they are not afraid to risk all out war. So, why are they holding back?

      I guess it can't be because the Iranians have seen front row center how the Israelis and the US wages war, and have accordingly created some scary air defense system, which would prove them "not incompetent". /irony

      Finally, I guess I use the word "different" for signifying something which is so alien that someone from what we would consider a civilized country couldn't comprehend it. A term usually used for nations like Russia, China and Persia/Iran. With the exception of Russia, all civilizations far older than any other still existing, and all of them with the common trait of a human life being worth less than nothing.

    8. Re:Nice DVD player on that mockup cockpit... by Peristaltic · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was impressive. Did Faux News tell you all that?

      Nope. If you had bothered to look, I stated that I referenced http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/war/iran-iraq.htm for my "selective quotes". "My" arguments are quoted from this source. Their references for this work included:

      • Lessons Learned: Iran-Iraq War, Marine Corps Historical Publication FMFRP 3-203 - 10 December 1990
      • Iran and Iraq: A Prediction for Future Conflict Francis V. Xavier

      I proved you wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong. Eat it. You were wrong. Wrong.

      Upon what basis, other than "It's well established..." did you "prove" anything?

      .

      Shit- After stepping back and re-reading this exchange I realize that I've been feeding a troll- my bad. You got me.

      I understand why so many slashdotters browse at +1 and ignore AC's...won't make that mistake again, starting now..Bye.

  34. To quote Monty Python by azav · · Score: 2

    "It's only a model".

    Really.

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  35. confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it fake, just model or unflyable mock-up without engine? yeah look like RC, or maybe development of their UAV design. At least they succeed confusing their enemies. So for their enemies, if they have fake fighter, fake rocket, fake nuclear bomb, what to worry about???

  36. The intakes, the intakes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jets gulp air like whale sharks gulp water. Almost every fighter jet you can think of has intakes that you could crawl into. Yet that one has intakes for a cat. I am going to throw out a slightly different guess than most: the jet does fly but by remote control only. That basically the whole thing is a model airplane; no bomb load, no living passenger, no radar, not much fuel, and sub 300mph speeds. If you started cutting into it you would find balsa wood and glue. I am surprised that they didn't put in a better glass cockpit just to make it look better.

    But those videos do look a whole lot like a small model airplane flitting about.

    And it just hit me the plane looks cool but I thought I had seen it before. It is an updated version of the FireFox airplane from the 1982 Clint Eastwood movie.

  37. Compatible with politics by sjbe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    claiming oneself to be a believer in Islam while being an obsessive liar is a bit of a problem.

    Explain to me how anyone who seriously claims to follow any organized religion is anything but an obsessive liar. They believe in a bunch of (mostly) made up stories that they by definition cannot prove to have any basis in fact. Hence they are liars at a minimum to themselves and quite probably to others. Making up stories shows no incompatibility with politics whatsoever.

    1. Re:Compatible with politics by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Athiest here, but I wanted to say: faith in something unprovable does not make you a liar.

    2. Re:Compatible with politics by Jmc23 · · Score: 0

      Are you just trying to tell yourself you aren't a liar because you believe in the unprovable, i.e., there is no god.

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  38. NOOOOOOO by Malenx · · Score: 2

    Oh crap...

    This is 300 iterations more advanced than our F13s!

    If we don't catch up and start pumping out F500s or heaven forbid, at least F400s... liberty and democracy will end as we know it!

    1. Re:NOOOOOOO by lugnuts · · Score: 1

      You will be eating those words when they figure out how to mount their muskets

    2. Re:NOOOOOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:NOOOOOOO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't the US is actually up to at least BC-304 and I think they can take this thing.

  39. Another observation by lcam · · Score: 1

    I love how the tall guy over his right shoulder rolled his eyes.

  40. I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool... by ScooterComputer · · Score: 1

    I did not RTFA, nor do I want to.

    But I have an awesome mental picture of this "damn fine" fighter jet...something akin to the Wagon Queen Family Truckster...with wings.

    And I don't want to sully that with another 'fake' reality. Really hope it is painted in metallic paint, though.

    I know, I know..."wait until ya FLY it!"

    --
    Scott
    "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
    1. Re:I'm not your ordinary, everyday fool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a "stealth" "aircraft", so obviously they used black, not metallic, paint over the balsa wood and plastic. Sorry, I mean "composite airframe".

  41. Looks like an X-36 by Zcar · · Score: 2

    With vertical stabilizers added.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_Douglas_X-36

  42. Confabulation by sjbe · · Score: 1

    faith in something unprovable does not make you a liar.

    The proper term for it in those cases is confabulation which is sometimes referred to as an "honest lie". There may be no intent to deceive but the person is making up a story that they cannot support with objectively verifiable facts. When you don't know an answer to a question and you make up an "answer", you are confabulating. Confabulation is considered a form of lying.

  43. So much hate by Jmc23 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm suprised at all the irrational hatred and derision on this site towards Iran. It's almost cosmically funny that most of the posts are about Iran's stupid attempts at propaganda when all the hatred and derision comes from US propaganda.

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    1. Re:So much hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL u mad?

    2. Re:So much hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran is a joke and so is most of their "home-grown" technology. Iranian leaders are like little kids boasting of their strength in order to scare the bully.

  44. Objectivity and evidence by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Wow, so you're that rare individual who has recreated every scientific experiment that's been done right?

    Nice little strawman argument you have there. Pity I have to demolish it. There is a HUGE difference between accepting someone saying that something is true when I have ways of objectively evaluating the evidence and accepting an claim that by definition cannot be proven. The important part is that I have the option to examine the evidence for a scientific hypothesis whether I chose to or not. There is no evidence to examine for a religion. If you don't understand the difference then you really don't belong in this discussion.

    No? Oh, so you're just a follower of the science religion?

    Science is a process of reasoning. Calling it a religion is a rather clumsy attempt to confuse an irrational faith with a process of reasoning based on empirical evidence.

    1. Re:Objectivity and evidence by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      The difference is only in your mind. Religion is individual personal spiritual experiences turned into dogma. Science is the same with individual experiments.

      The evidence to examine is spiritual experiences. Thankfully, there was a whole culture(openly, many secret societies of course) of people investigating this and they came up with processes and techniques to follow that if done properly lead to exactly the same results across individuals. Just because you aren't aware of this does not mean it doesn't exist.

      Which is more irrational, to believe in your experiences or to not believe in your experiences because someone else tells you it's not possible?

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    2. Re:Objectivity and evidence by sjbe · · Score: 2

      Religion is individual personal spiritual experiences turned into dogma.

      Just because people accept a particular church's dogma doesn't mean there is any truth or objectivity behind that dogma. It is easily demonstrable that many dogmas of religious institutions are incompatible with those of others. By simple logic they cannot all be correct. People are not accepting "personal experiences", they are accepting stories made up by others which cannot be independently verified. Religious dogma for christianity was established over a thousand years ago. It cannot be affected by your personal experiences. Furthermore with science you are (at least theoretically) able to verify claims whereas there appears to be no possibility of any verification of religious dogma.

      The evidence to examine is spiritual experiences.

      That is a content free statement. If it cannot be verified it is not evidence. In legal terms that would be considered hearsay. I shudder to think how you'll try to explain hallucinations of individuals and groups which are an "experience" of a malfunctioning brain.

      Which is more irrational, to believe in your experiences or to not believe in your experiences because someone else tells you it's not possible?

      You seem incapable of understanding the difference between accepting received "wisdom" that cannot be verified and accepting evidence that you can check yourself. In science it does not matter if someone tells you something is or isn't possible because you always have the opportunity to check for yourself.

    3. Re:Objectivity and evidence by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Do you know how much of current science that people believe in is false? In a certain sense, ALL of science is false, and yet people still believe in it deeply. Do you not know the difference between truth and practicality?

      As I mentionned before, spiritual experiences are verifiable. There are protocols to follow that when conducted properly lead to the same experience in differing individuals. I know you keep glossing over this fact, you really seem to want to believe that spirituality isn't verifiable. Tell me, if a 5 year old ignorant of science tells you that gravity isn't verifiable what would you do?

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    4. Re:Objectivity and evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't conflate yourself with that ignorant 5 year old, he at least shows a willingness to learn.

    5. Re:Objectivity and evidence by tibit · · Score: 1

      Stop with the truisms. Sure it's us humans, that do the science, so yeah, there's no turning away from individual personal experiences. There'd be no human experience at all but for individual experience being there first. Science is way more than that. Scientific theories, to be called such, must have predictive powers. Religion only claims to have those, but doesn't deliver.

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    6. Re:Objectivity and evidence by tibit · · Score: 1

      Read Asimov's The Relativity of Wrong and stop being so stupid, mmkay?

      It doesn't matter that you call it false. Either the theories have predictive powers and thus work sufficiently well, or they don't. If you think some theories are bad, well, there's some prizes to be claimed, go ahead.

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    7. Re:Objectivity and evidence by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Please try and divorce the prisons that christianity and islam became from their roots. Yoga has a long history of 'predictive' powers. It is science applied to the human experience.

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    8. Re:Objectivity and evidence by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Already read it.

      Do you have any reading comprehension? I merely asked if the person knew the difference between truth and predictive power. Did i say science was useless?

      When people have a strongly held BELIEF they assume everything is an attack against it.

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  45. Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator by jfdavis668 · · Score: 2

    Next up for Iran, thier copy of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

  46. Extraordinary claims need extraordinary proof by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Are you just trying to tell yourself you aren't a liar because you believe in the unprovable, i.e., there is no god.

    Doubting something unproven is not lying, merely prudence. While based on the lack of evidence I am dubious that there is a god my answer is simply that there is not sufficient evidence to reasonably believe in a god as described in the judeo/christian or islamic traditions. In fact what evidence I do have actually seems to indicated against rather than for the existence of such an entity. While I cannot rule out the possibility that one exists I am unwilling to confabulate a story to try to describe such an entity, nor am I willing to accept other people's made up stories regarding the issue unless they can back them up with empirical evidence. I can tell you exactly what would be required for me to reverse my current position and should such evidence ever appear I would without hesitation alter my current opinion.

  47. why this prototype will never fly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    taken from The Aviationist:

    http://bit.ly/WU6uiI

    Hence, here below you can find all the reasons why we can affirm that Iran’s new stealth plane, at least in the form that was showcased on Feb. 2 during the Ten-Day Dawn ceremonies held in Tehran, is nothing more than a mock-up.

            The size of the plane is weird. The cockpit seems to be too small, to such an extent a normal pilot doesn’t properly fit in the ejection seat. Have you ever seen a pilot with his knees above the side borders of the cockpit and his helmet well beyond the ejection seat’s head pad?
            The general shape of the plane is interesting, probably the result of many inputs including the X-32, the X-36, the Boeing Bird of Prey. Still, wings with outern section canted downward seem to be a bit too little to sustain the weight of the aircraft, especially the “adveniristic plane” is intended to carry a powerful engine and internal payload
            Overall, the plane seems to lack the characteristic rivets, bolts all aircraft, including stealthy ones, feature. Images released so far show it as a plastic-made aircraft
            The engine exhaust misses any kind of nozzle. The use of afterburner (or, simply, the engine temperature) would possibly melt the entire structure of the jet
            The aircraft sports fixed canards and air intakes a bit too small to feed a modern jet plane’s engine; air intakes resemble those used by modern UCAV designs. They are located above the wing meaning that at high AOA (Angle Of Attack) the intakes would get turbulent or no air at all for the engine.
            The cockpit is too simple: the front panel lacks the typical wirings while it features few instruments of a type you expect to find on small private planes. Some readers have noticed the airspeed indicator is limited to 300 MPH.
            The canopy lacks transparency and looks like it is made of plexiglass
            The nose and main landing gear seem to unretractable (although the hinge mechanism could be hidden by the door bay). Someone has pointed out the landing gear bays dimensions are such to be unable to accomodate the stowed gear but I found no way to verify this theory
            The flying aircraft shown in the video released yesterday is a radio controlled model (but, it looks like Iranian media outlets have already confirmed this).

    Some Iranian readers have said the F-313 is not intended to be an actual plane but a drone. Maybe.

    Still the aircraft, manned or unmanned, as displayed on Feb. 2 will hardly take to the air unless extensive modifications are made.

  48. They're doing it wrong! by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    They're new to the world domination business, and clearly still wet behind the ears. When you're a legitimate world power, you are supposed to issue press releases and hold press conferences denying that you have a stealth aircraft or other advanced weaponry. Say it over and over again, pound your fist on the podium, go to the United Nations, and repeat "we do not possess any of the stealth fighters that have been spotted taking off and landing at Iranian air bases." Have your state media publish front page articles about dozens of witnesses seeing high tech weaponry and then have officials denying the existence of such. Carry on this campaign for about 5-10 years, then hold a conference to acknowledge that the reports were true but had to be kept secret for reasons of national security. In reality of course, there is no such program, but the whole world is convinced you have the technology and will be scared of you. The only drawback, of course, is that you might be taken too seriously and cause a whole lot of embarrassment when a real world power invades to overthrow your regime and discover the weapons.

    Sure it's fun to laugh when the invaders have egg on their face for not finding the non-existing weapons, but then you're also no longer in power, hiding in a spider whole, and eventually caught, tried, and hanged.

  49. I'll believe it when Iranian aricraft fly!!!! by Nexion · · Score: 1

    Kinda odd that they don't manufacture aircraft until now and then suddenly construct an aircraft that put's China's to shame. Somehow I doubt they built something so advanced and compact when obviously there is only one country in the world who could make something like that... Japan, and last I heard they were still out of the fighter aircraft construction game. ;)

  50. Depends by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Ok, so you're agnostic not atheist like the parent

    Depends. If you are talking about the christian/jewish/islamic style god I might be considered some form of an atheist. All available evidence suggests it is a bunch of made up fables and I really don't see myself changing my mind about that. I think their stories are absurd, illogical, incoherent and inconsistent. I consider it just as likely as the existence of Zeus or Odin or the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I've never seen evidence that would make me think otherwise. More generally I regard unproven religious propositions with the same skepticism as any other unproven proposition. I dismiss them unless they present some credible evidence that demands consideration on its own merits. I'm very comfortable acknowledging that there are many things in the universe I do not currently understand and I do not feel the need to confabulate a story to explain them.

    What gnosis do you want, perhaps I can help?

    I'm comfortable where I am but thank you.

    1. Re:Depends by Jmc23 · · Score: 0

      I'm comfortable where I am but thank you.

      Yes, ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I could return there. Anyways, please don't confuse 'all available evidence' with the 'evidence' you are aware of. Takes a wise man to know what he doesn't know.

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    2. Re:Depends by sjbe · · Score: 2

      Yes, ignorance is bliss. Sometimes I wish I could return there.

      I do not appreciate your implication that I am ignorant or your apparent claim to know something I do not without any substantiation of that claim. You really know almost nothing about me so I find that statement quite insulting and condescending.

      Anyways, please don't confuse 'all available evidence' with the 'evidence' you are aware of.

      If you have evidence I am not aware of then by all means present it. But I'm rather confident you have no such thing and are merely engaging in puffery.

    3. Re:Depends by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      You can not appreciate it if you want, but you are the one that said you are ignorant of spiritual wisdom. Do you not know what agnostic means? Atheism?

      To start with, have you actually read the bible or any other spiritual work YOURSELF, going back to the originals?

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    4. Re:Depends by sjbe · · Score: 1

      You can not appreciate it if you want, but you are the one that said you are ignorant of spiritual wisdom.

      I said nothing of the sort and since you seem to be unwilling to have a civil discussion, eat shit you condescending prick.

      Do you not know what agnostic means? Atheism?

      Probably better than you do.

      To start with, have you actually read the bible or any other spiritual work YOURSELF, going back to the originals?

      New and old testament, various apocrypha plus the koran, tao-de-ching, various writings of Confucius and quite a lot more besides. But thanks for just assuming I'm some uneducated fool who knows nothing about what he is criticizing.

    5. Re:Depends by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      agnostic

      a-gnosis

      without - spiritual knowledge, i.e., ignorant of spiritual matters.

      There is no way I can know how much you know without me asking you. Why do you automatically assume I'm calling you an uneducated fool? Humans live in shiny reflective bubbles. Until you purify with kriyas you just see and talk with yourself. Log in eye and all.

      So if you've gone back to the original meanings can we agree upon: mary wasn't a virgin; sin is not evil in and of itself but something with potentially bad consequences; and Jesus was human like everybody else.

      What is your understanding of two of Jesus sayings:The kingdom of heaven is within you;...until you change like little children you will not enter the kingdom of heaven?

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  51. Iran has advanced technology by adisakp · · Score: 1

    Plenty of it... Just a couple weeks ago they performed a major breakthrough in plastic surgery by removing a mole from a monkey while IN ORBIT.

  52. almost all the important features by swschrad · · Score: 1

    all they need to do is figure out how to make wings, engines, pilots, and weaponry attach to the cardboard box they spray-painted silver and put the Ayatollah's picture on, and they got 'em a plane.

    peacefully runs on uranium, too, I'm sure.

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  53. Iran has advanced technology by adisakp · · Score: 1

    Plenty of it... Just a couple weeks ago they made a major advance in plastic surgery by removing a mole from a monkey IN ORBIT.

  54. Where's the sticker on the eject handle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one that reads "don't collect your 72 virgins in heaven and return to hell".

  55. Who cares just start bombing the fuck out of them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a bone to pick from 1979 and I dont care.
    America showed it cowardice when it let them take so many americans hostage and did not attack.
    It is so good carter lost his job for it.

    I might as well have joined the dough boys instead of the Army.
       

  56. One of the few things that are legit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since the US invented heavier-than-air powered flight (see Wright Brothers) and (being a huge country with varied weather and terrain and many upstart airplane makers and users) then proceeded to invent many of the things that support aviation, English became the language of aviation. English is used in all control towers and by all air traffic control and all pilots everywhere. You might find a tower in Russia or Africa where another language is spoken when the tower and pilot know each other, but if you entered the airspace and got onto the radio in English you would be able to communicate the essentials needed to fly through, take-off, land, etc. in English.

  57. Iran unveils another airborne target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There, fixed that for you ;-)

  58. Keyboard Warriors by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

    Yay!
    Let's make fun of smaller countries, they don't have as much money and they do crappy stuff!
    Go me!

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  59. Re:Who cares just start bombing the fuck out of th by abuelos84 · · Score: 1

    America showed it cowardice when it used it's military might to fuck up other countries.

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  60. Yup, Iran Has Stealth Fighers by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Because from what I could see, I didn't see a single Stealth Fighter.

  61. wrong translatlion? by rahultyagi · · Score: 1

    I think "Qaher" actually means something like "wrath" rather than "dominant". That is true at least in Urdu, which has a lot of influence of persian language. Can someone who knows persian confirm?

  62. Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what would be funny, if they really did have stealth plane and they showing this mockup just to make you think they dont...

    As we all know, war is based on deception...

  63. Giving Iran some benefit of the doubt... by rcrodgers · · Score: 1

    I'm going to give them some benefit of the doubt, just to be diplomatic. I'm going to assume that it is indeed a real airplane and that it was indeed flying in the video. (Global Security disagrees with this assumption at http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/qaher-313.htm but I just want to state my two cents on the plane as an enthusiast.) That said, just because they say it's a stealth fighter doesn't make it a stealth fighter. In the footage provided there's no documentation of its stealthiness, nor even a general discussion on what makes it stealthy such as vaguely stating "radar absorbent materials", "carefully calculated angles", or "continuous curvature" like you get in History/Discovery/Military channel overviews of the U.S.'s stealth and stealthy aircraft. It's just "we have a stealth fighter." Even the roll-outs of the F-117A and B-2 contained more information about their stealth designs than was discussed in that video.

    Lets give them another benefit of the doubt, that they were too intelligent to discuss those facts for strategic purposes.

    I'm no expert on stealth, but I have fundamental problems with the aircraft's design in terms of stealth. The down pointing wingtips are sufficiently disjunctive with the rest of the flow of the aircraft that I can't help imagine that they'll generate a larger radar cross-section as a result. It has a forward wing-canard which helps with maneuverability (at least when paired with thrust vectoring), but I imagine that the tips (as seen at http://www.globalsecurity.org/jhtml/jframe.html#http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/images/qaher-313-image06.jpg||| ) would also trigger a larger cross-section from some angles. Hell, this image, http://www.globalsecurity.org/jhtml/jframe.html#http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/images/qaher-313-image18.jpg||| , to me screams that there's no way in the world this wouldn't reflect radar signals back to the source...

    Global Security does point out that the air in-takes are too small for any reasonable modern fighter jet, but perhaps the Iranians couldn't make it stealthy with any significant jet engine. They also point out that the nose cone is too small to hold a radar system, but that might be explained by a very involved ground control team; it hasn't been unheard of for officers on the ground to order fighters to certain locations and engage certain enemies. This was a Russian and Chinese strategy though I don't know if they still hold to that. Not including a radar system in an aircraft would make the pilot dependent on its ground control, less capable of independent action, and less likely to be detected by an enemy's threat detection system. They wouldn't be locking on to a target with their own radar, so missiles fired from them would be fed telemetry from a remote location, which means it couldn't give away the aircraft's position (specific or broad) prior to firing. Of course, that's speculation; it's possible that it has a small radar system that is comparatively weak by the standards we use in the West. Global Security quotes David Cenciotti who noted "It looks like this pilot is in a miniature plane" and it appeared "nothing more than a large mock-up model" but then, so does an F-16 up close. The F-16 looks like a toy next to the F-15 or F-22.

    Nonetheless, I don't imagine the DoD is losing any sleep over this announcement... Even if the plane is real and really does have some stealthy features, I'd wager that it would still be a large enough radar target for AWACS to pick it up at a distance, and relay lock data to a squadron of F-15s that are well outside of visual range. I think that its possible stealthy f

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  64. It's landing is spectacular... by akunkel · · Score: 0

    But it can only do it once.

  65. Re:Fantastic Press Release For A New Model Airplan by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    I personally believe that flying footage was powered by your classic Thimble-Drome .049 piston-port two-stroke engine, running nitromethane and methanol as a fuel. Remember those? Here... http://www.airplanesandrockets.com/magazines/Thimble-Drome-Cox-049-1961-AM-Annual.htm

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  66. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say that's the RC engine sound from the video!

  67. Obligatory Reference by Narcogen · · Score: 1

    Stealth craft... unveiled? Sounds like somebody's been breaking the first rule of Not Being Seen.

    1. Re:Obligatory Reference by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Talking of veils, I'm surprised some wag hasn't photoshopped a burqa onto it yet.

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  68. Snake in the grass! Phoney propaganda.. by blanchae · · Score: 1

    So Iran is posting lots of photoshopped, obvious false boasting of their miltary might. The US is thinking what a bunch of farmers, we're going to walk all over them. In reality, Iran probably has some pretty top secret shit hidden away, waiting for the right time (war time) to jump out and bite ya. Iran is lulling the enemy into thinking they are inept and you guys are falling for it. What military strategist would annouce to the world that they have a stealth fighter? The US had their stealth fighter for something like 20 years before the general public heard about it during the war with Iraq. Think about it. There's a lot of highly educated people in Iran

  69. 3D printed plane by unixisc · · Score: 1

    They were probably planning to print out some millions of copies, so that they can crush those eeeeeevvvvvil Zionist-Crusaders. Just build 1 model on screen well, and then keep hitting the print button

  70. Pilot? What Pilot? by CHIT2ME · · Score: 1

    It was later revealed that this aircraft could only be piloted by Iranian monkeys who had recently been to space!

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  71. Wow...what a POS......mockup by Manty01Actual · · Score: 1

    The mockup that the pilot is seen sitting in is one of the worst I have ever had the displeasure of never being able to unsee. And the flight video? That's an even worse RC job. Pathetic, but then again, typical of that regime. On another science note, however, I say we crowd source the funds to pay Iran to launch leisure suit Larry into orbit.

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  72. I just discovered the pilot! by w1z4rd · · Score: 1
    Picture of the pilot to fly this Iraninan jet fighter:

    http://goo.gl/F3mpt

  73. DOUBTFULL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we continue to doubt about this new Iran stealth jet fighter, may we also doubt how Iran can easily capture the most advance stealth drone ???. LOL

  74. New Cobra aircraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a more realistic setting. See this Cobra rendition of the F-313:

    http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2725/f313cobra.jpg