I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word Apple-Fag sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking Apple-Fag heard us say Apple-Fag and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa was dating an Apple-Fag, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a UNIX guy home yada yada... it's not that they're filty faggot geeks, it's none of that. It's that we use the word Apple-Fag. We don't mean you fucking scum Apple-Fag without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a hilarious slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love with my new iPhone' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got Ballmer in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word Apple-Fag sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking Apple-Fag heard us say Apple-Fag and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa was dating an Apple-Fag, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a UNIX guy home ya da da... it's not that they're filty faggot geeks, it's none of that. It's that we use the word Apple-Fag. We don't mean you fucking scum Apple-Fag without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a hilarious slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love with my new iPhone' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got Ballmer in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
My ratings are falling and I am certain that the Mexican government, A&E and the Queen have something to do with it.
Leland - kick the Queens ass please.
GWB anyone? You know he's got some kind of votebot running in the background to keep him in office.
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I'm going to patent something called resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions. I will charge a disgusting amount of money to license resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions so NO ONE will ever be able to claim resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions again! Soon it will fade into distant memory! Thank god for this great nation of ours.
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I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word Apple-Fag sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking Apple-Fag heard us say Apple-Fag and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa was dating an Apple-Fag, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a UNIX guy home yada yada... it's not that they're filty faggot geeks, it's none of that. It's that we use the word Apple-Fag. We don't mean you fucking scum Apple-Fag without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a hilarious slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love with my new iPhone' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got Ballmer in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word Apple-Fag sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking Apple-Fag heard us say Apple-Fag and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa was dating an Apple-Fag, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a UNIX guy home ya da da... it's not that they're filty faggot geeks, it's none of that. It's that we use the word Apple-Fag. We don't mean you fucking scum Apple-Fag without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a hilarious slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love with my new iPhone' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got Ballmer in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
To Serve Man...
which is Spanish for THE Tard!
Fear Me!
This would help me stay up all night fighing off Beths disgusting advances. She tires easily.
My ratings are falling and I am certain that the Mexican government, A&E and the Queen have something to do with it.
Leland - kick the Queens ass please.
He was a sellout - selling out his medical training to become an executioner for a corrupt revolution.
I'm in a goddamn Mexican Prison! Help me Youngblood!
Here's a tip - your grandmother has been fucked before
I'm in a Mexican Prison and I can't get out!
Here be Bob Ross comedy!
GWB anyone? You know he's got some kind of votebot running in the background to keep him in office.
I'm going to patent something called resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions. I will charge a disgusting amount of money to license resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions so NO ONE will ever be able to claim resonsiblity-for-ones-own-actions again! Soon it will fade into distant memory! Thank god for this great nation of ours.
I steal tech from people on the subway.
Britons never, never, never will be slaves!
Except to their own government!
You get waht you pay (or vote) for.
You owe me a keyboard. And vast tracts of land.
You said it! - last I read, sales of Vista are expected to be in the low dozens at best.
Globalism is a tool of the Anti-Christ, who is most likely George W Bush.
Better yet...Make it out to THE HUMAN FUND!
If so - they can comb the crumbs from his beard and have enough to provide free (as in beer) appetizers for all who attend!
Fuck them!
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Bah - I give up. Sell outs.
They must be facing the other way.
actually - no it isn't
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