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  1. Re:The Title on More Worst Videogame Ads · · Score: 1

    Worster than the bestest bad worst writ?

    *getting a hankering for sausage for some reason*

  2. Escher on 3D Virtual Reconstructions From Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens if you throw some Escher drawings at it?

  3. Re:Is Apple getting better? on Apple Replacing Yellowed MacBook Palmrests · · Score: 4, Funny

    There were cracks around the Apple logo, and one of the feet hovered just above the surface.

    Too bad it wasn't all of the feet that hovered. You probably coulda sold your floating iBook for a mint...

  4. Re:AOE? on "iSCSI killer" Native in Linux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I didn't know Fireballs could do network storage!

    Fireballs have been able to do network storage for at least a decade...

  5. Re:This is only a good thing on Microsoft Adds Risky System-Wide Undelete to Vista · · Score: 1

    And that's why I'm sticking with Win 3.11...

  6. Re:Ignorance = cool on Technology And The Decline of Gonzo Journalism · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cashier: Do you wanna have fries with this?
    Me: OK, sir.

    I don't see your problem with that... : p

  7. Re:More like we don't know how to read tech... on Technology And The Decline of Gonzo Journalism · · Score: 1

    And rather than studying up or discussing the issue with their friends, like an average reader might do for a political or religious story, they completely lose interest.

    You must not live in the same world that I do...

  8. Re:Funny secret question situation... on How are 'Secret Questions' Secure? · · Score: 1

    Well, I think that clears up any questions about your name... : p

  9. Re:Prepare to be toppled! on Dropping Profits Sends Amazon In Odd Directions · · Score: 1

    Nah, cos then people will think you're a Bostonian with a slight stutter.

  10. about.com on Nintendo's Next-Gen Arsenal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone else get the funny feeling that about.com has recently struck a deal with slashdot for page impressions?

  11. Trump? on Fantasy Trumps Sci-Fi For MMOs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait for the Trump MMO! Massively multiplayer online Apprentice will be great!

  12. Re:Outdated Icon? on Ballmer Speaks on His Solo Act · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or simply a picture of a dancing monkey?

  13. champion of innovation on Ballmer Speaks on His Solo Act · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could allow Bill to be the full-time champion of innovation. And [now] with me really being the guy who's here every day running the place, I must be the champion of innovation.

    When Bill was being the "innovative" guy, they generally resorted to copying existing products or entering markets that others had already proven to be successful. Is Steve saying that his approach to "innovation" is a step behind even that?

  14. Re:My favorite comment on the site on Writing on Standing Water · · Score: 1

    Bowel water, eh? Might I suggest some kaopectate or imodium?

  15. it all makes sense on Deja Vu Recreated in a Lab Setting · · Score: 1

    Deja Vu Recreated in a Lab Setting

    Want to test an experimental interface for comments?


    nuff said...

  16. Re:here in the US on 2.5Gb/s Internet For French Homes · · Score: 1

    Yup. It'll be here any day now. We might need to give them another couple hundred billion in additional subsidies so that they can ensure that they do it right...

  17. here in the US on 2.5Gb/s Internet For French Homes · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Oh yeah? Well, the telcos in the US told us we'd get 45Mbps to every home here in the near future. So suck that, France!

  18. Re:I did on A Technical History of Apple's Operating Systems · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If a program crashed because it was out of memory, and you consequently raised its memory limit and then tried to reopen it, and had insufficent memory, that was your cue to either buy more RAM, or quit some other programs. (Or increase the virtual memory limit, at the expense of speed.)

    Or reboot, because even though you might have had enough available free memory to run an application, it might not have been enough contiguous free memory.

  19. Re:Amen brother! We need a special lane on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1

    I pulled that number out of my ass. And actually, now that you mention 4129, it does ring a bell...

  20. Re:Amen brother! We need a special lane on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1

    ...and trying to remember if I am buying Galas or Fujis this time.

    Here's a little tip for some of you people out there. There are these little labels stuck on most fruit that say what they are and contain the checkout code for that item (e.g., Fuji Apples 7739).

  21. Re:Rarely on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1

    I dunno. Sometimes those bits get turned sideways and clog up the wires. The only way to fix it is to give the machine a good whack to knock em loose.

  22. Re:Condoms and Twinkies on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1

    Of course you do. I mean, they don't have three holes for nothing...

  23. Re:My statistical sampling of "one" matches theirs on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, I am almost always the guy that is standing in line with just _one_ thing to buy... I have it in my left hand and my debit card in my right.

    Ahhh, so you're the idiot who uses his debit card to buy a 25 cent bag of washers... :-p

  24. Re:I bet they can... on Microsoft Aims For 15 Million 360s By Next Year · · Score: 1

    ...due to the rediculous price tag.

    Balki ruined spelling for an entire generation...

  25. Re:What's SEO? on The Google Toolbar PageRank Demystified · · Score: 1

    Secondary Executive Office. Y'know, the guy who reports to the Chief Executive Officer.