My buddy got robbed yesterday, we didn't believe him at first because he still had his wallet, but then he showed us there was nothing in the wallet & then showed us his new iPhone.
they would stay away from pot for a month to afford one.
Then after a month with no pot they look at the $500 price tag, two year contract, & wonder WTF they were thinking.
In all fairness though, I met one of the guys who designs lighting layouts at shows for Audio Visual Innovations [aviinc.com], & he uses an Apple laptop to do it. He didn't have to give up pot for a month to get the Mac either, the Mac actually helps him afford good pot.
"That chromosome was transplanted, inserted through the cell walls, the cell membrane of a second species and, after several days of growth and cell division, the original chromosome in the cell disappears and we have cells containing only the transplanted chromosome."
Sounds like somthing out of a science-fiction horror movie.
How do we know we're not the one's being simulated?
Find the hottest female you can & grab her ass.
If she slaps you, you'll know you're alive real quick.
If she fucks your brains out, you'll know you're alive a little slower, but for a longer period of time.
If you're a simulation, then you've just got away with grabbing some hotties ass.
Hey, I like technology as much as anyone, but history has shown that we have to think of everything before making it possible to do some things with technology before others are possible.
DNA is one of thoose things that if tamperable to early, could change legal, medical, & who knows what else-al systems in ways we haven't even begun to imagine before it even became beneficial to do it.
On a brighter note, perhaps if robots completely ran humanities production & DNA could easily be altered to instantly resolve medical conditions, there would be no motivation for punishment or even crime, because the things that caused someone to commit a crime would be easily & quickly curable & everything they needed would be provided anyway.
Could this lead to people getting away with murder because they can alter their DNA ?
Could this lead to people being framed for murder due to spoofed DNA ?
This sounds like it could destroy the credibility of DNA evidence for high-profile cases in the future.
In a completely unexpected turn of events, officials report that tracking down the spoofers of the caller ID, has led to other spoofed credentials & they've collected zero dollars in fines while spoofers continue spoofing.
This sounds like one of thoose stories where pieces of somthing that could destroy the universe have been scattered around earth, & should never be put together less the universe should end.
More specificly, the part where one of the heros accidently drops one of the pieces & the evil supervillan almost gets it right before the cool guy that everyone thinks is next to useless swoops in out of nowhere & saves the day.
I've had fun jumping old cars over hills at 70MPH trying to get the axels to bust off after the car's served it's purpose, but I've got nothing on this, I'm jealous.
Let me tell ya little story bout a man named Fred,
Jersey Engineer barely has time to eat bread,
Then one day he was cookin up some food,
after a 20 minute call it was a bubblin crude.
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Can't we spray them down with some sort of waterproof epoxy ?
Why don't we just start building datacenters in Antartica ?
There's a few places where I'm an "answer guy", there's a few places where I'm not.
It really has nothing to do with my personality, it has alot more to do with how the conversation area is setup.
My buddy got robbed yesterday, we didn't believe him at first because he still had his wallet, but then he showed us there was nothing in the wallet & then showed us his new iPhone.
Then after a month with no pot they look at the $500 price tag, two year contract, & wonder WTF they were thinking.
In all fairness though, I met one of the guys who designs lighting layouts at shows for Audio Visual Innovations [aviinc.com], & he uses an Apple laptop to do it. He didn't have to give up pot for a month to get the Mac either, the Mac actually helps him afford good pot.
I hope that battery can last 2 years, or the price of iPhones drops before the two years of everyones' contracts.
Sounds like somthing out of a science-fiction horror movie.
Also if you're the one who modded that Insightfull, you're probably on your way to either hell or jail, depeding on if you're a simulation or not.
Predicting the weather is like running a dog track, if everyone always knew exactly what was going to happen it wouldn't be any fun.
Ok, the Matrix reference on a dupe comment giving me dejavu isn't funny man, I'm scared to open my blinds now.
Find the hottest female you can & grab her ass.
If she slaps you, you'll know you're alive real quick.
If she fucks your brains out, you'll know you're alive a little slower, but for a longer period of time.
If you're a simulation, then you've just got away with grabbing some hotties ass.
You can't lose.
Geek or not, that comment probably just lost any smidgen of a chance you had of ever getting laid.
That's the funniest joke I've read all year !
Hey, I like technology as much as anyone, but history has shown that we have to think of everything before making it possible to do some things with technology before others are possible.
DNA is one of thoose things that if tamperable to early, could change legal, medical, & who knows what else-al systems in ways we haven't even begun to imagine before it even became beneficial to do it.
On a brighter note, perhaps if robots completely ran humanities production & DNA could easily be altered to instantly resolve medical conditions, there would be no motivation for punishment or even crime, because the things that caused someone to commit a crime would be easily & quickly curable & everything they needed would be provided anyway.
Do you understand what I mean by the procedure being successfull destroying the credibility of DNA as "rock solid" evidence though ?
Could this lead to people getting away with murder because they can alter their DNA ?
Could this lead to people being framed for murder due to spoofed DNA ?
This sounds like it could destroy the credibility of DNA evidence for high-profile cases in the future.
In a completely unexpected turn of events, officials report that tracking down the spoofers of the caller ID, has led to other spoofed credentials & they've collected zero dollars in fines while spoofers continue spoofing.
If anyone was waiting for a motive to produce more nastyware for cellphones, here it is.
This sounds like one of thoose stories where pieces of somthing that could destroy the universe have been scattered around earth, & should never be put together less the universe should end.
More specificly, the part where one of the heros accidently drops one of the pieces & the evil supervillan almost gets it right before the cool guy that everyone thinks is next to useless swoops in out of nowhere & saves the day.
I've had fun jumping old cars over hills at 70MPH trying to get the axels to bust off after the car's served it's purpose, but I've got nothing on this, I'm jealous.
Microsoft software and hardware in India ?
Brace yourselves for spam like you've never seen before.
into Google search, Carlos Mencia knocks on your door moments later to give you, "The Lecture".
Looks like we better swap that O out with a zero.
0 Laptops Per Cubin.
So, what part of my "microwave safe" plastiware have I been eating all these years ?
Let me tell ya little story bout a man named Fred,
Jersey Engineer barely has time to eat bread,
Then one day he was cookin up some food,
after a 20 minute call it was a bubblin crude.