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  1. Re:The amazing Cod on Cod Enzyme Kills Bird Flu · · Score: 1

    Sparky still refuses to let me know when he needs to go out & poops in his tank, he can roll over & play dead really well though, he's been playing dead for two days now.

  2. Re:SEND THE ILLIGAL MEXICANS HOME on Bilingualism Delays Onset of Dementia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, wait untill I tell Stacy she can get $600 a month just for being Bi.

  3. Re:I do a wee bit better than that. on Bilingualism Delays Onset of Dementia · · Score: 1

    They sex chickens.

    I learned that on Discovery Channels, Dirty Jobs show.

  4. Tricks on Bilingualism Delays Onset of Dementia · · Score: 1

    I think it just takes people around them 4 years to figure out they're talking to themselves in one language and responding in the other rather than translating as it seems.

  5. Re:Killed?? on Woman Killed In Wii-Related Competition · · Score: 1

    Can we all just agree that she was wiitarded to the fact that too much of anything isn't good for you ?

  6. Re:We'll still need Polish Plumbers on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 1

    Good stuff.

  7. Re:Hmm... on State Trooper Fights For His Source Code · · Score: 1

    Hold CTRL+ALT & press DNUT
    That brings up a map with every Dunken Doughnuts on the planet.

  8. Re:#1 Threat on Inventor Slims Down Exoskeletal Body Armor · · Score: 1
    So when the bears attack, our Army will be ready!

    Perhaps, but will they be ready, for manbearpig ?
  9. Re:WOW! Could it live up to his hype? on Inventor Slims Down Exoskeletal Body Armor · · Score: 1

    Robbers get away because they are able to quickly change their appearance out of view, not because they've out-gunned their opponent.

    That suit doesn't look like it's very easy to get in and out of.

  10. Re:Brilliant ! on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    Put libs & old folks on the menu ?
    You're not saying anyone should eat anyone else ?
    Are you a rabbit ?

  11. Re:FrostWire on Alan Cox Files Patent For DRM · · Score: 2, Funny
    Note the well structured greeting & its' comparison to a common letter.
    First, the common greeting.
    Dear Sir or Madam,

    Now, let's take a look at the posters rendition.
    While the choice of emotion, & objectionable stereotype used is questionable, it still maintains good form.
    Go fuck yourself, loser.



    Note that here, the poster has suggested that at this moment, they're of the same world, or on the same level, or able to understand eachother, we'll get into this in more detail later.
    In this world there are things like "responsibility," "grown ups," and "stealing."



    Here, the poster seems to be suggesting that DRM is in place to make sure nobody goes too fast.
    I don't like the fact that my car has a chip governing it to 125MpH. But I deal with it. It doesn't give me a right to steal the car or simply stop paying the payments. "But it's not the same" you cry. "Nobody gets hurt" from stealing music, you say, except for huge corporations.



    You have to admire the posters perseverance in this statement, though they are fully aware that they're incapable of expressing the ideas they believe in, they push on in hopes of teaching the person they're screaming at a "lesson".
    Well, nobody gets hurt in insurance fraud except for large corps. And nobody gets hurt in the backdating of stock options grants except large corps. But "that's different" you say because for some crazy reason you have this notion that music--completely owned by its creator--has some sort of intrinsic desire to be free as in beer. I can't possible express how dumb of an idea this is.



    I found this statement rather intresting, if there's no hope of being on the same level with theese people, how is it possible to know the ways in which they think ?
    Here's a clue: every single criminal everywhere rationalizes what they do. Like a drug addict. You have come up with such tortured, convoluted value systems and logic that there's no hope in being on the level with you. You simply cannot see that you're no different than any other thief, despite how many times you try to attest otherwise.



    The poster seems to have witnessed & participated in theese debates enough times that they've come to know the common responses from the other side & take it upon themselves to turn it into a one-sided argument.
    Do I dislike the Apple DRM? Yes. Does that change the fact that it's completely and entirely wrong to steal content? Not for a second.



    Looks can be decieving.
    So GROW UP, because the REALITY is that you're STEALING. And understand that every time you post shit like that, all it does is make you look like a worthless piece of shit that is such a welfare case on society that you steal stuff that costs $1. Seriously, do you steal $0.25 packs of gum, too?
  12. Re:Brilliant ! on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    Ok, now I'm really confused, are you saying they should eat the children ? :/

  13. Re:Brilliant ! on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    In that case, why don't the rulers just start eating the peasants ? :/

  14. Re:Super old on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 1

    Troll ?
    Damn, I thought that was going to be my +5 Funny of the day.

  15. Re:Organised crime on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be rather, unfortunate, if Johnny were to, accidentally, wander into the building while the robots is spraying the cement.

  16. Re:We'll still need Polish Plumbers on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 1
    Is there a way of producing foamed concrete?

    Considering cement/concrete are aggitated to remove air pockets when poured, I imagine it would be possible.
    Though, it would likely be rather brittle.
    You see, they are aggitated to remove the air pockets because thoose air pockets are one of the things that can cause it to crack.
  17. Re:Super old on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good to see they've been working on this for awhile, for a moment I thought we'd been stealing technology from the aliens again.

  18. Re:How do they do the roof? on 3D Printers To Build Houses · · Score: 1

    Think of a spider web & what would happen to it if sprayed with fillers on the same scale.
    An arm that ran spider-like strands that created a base could make is possible.

  19. Handycuffs on Beware the Apple iPhone iHandcuffs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now if I could just get my wrist to be shaped more like an apple, I'd never have to worry about someone stealing my iPhone.

  20. Re:Obligatory statement on Ball Lightning Created In the Lab · · Score: 1

    I don't know what's worse, the smell of singed hairs, or the embarrassment of coloring them blonde.

  21. Brilliant ! on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea

    In the future, they'll be able to reuse 97% of that headline.

    Giant Rabbits Feed On North Korea
  22. The symbol of cool on Ford Airstream Electric Concept Car · · Score: 1

    No matter how hard you try, how much you do to it, you will never, ever, make the symbol of coolness, a minivan.
    You guys immediately became uncool as soon as you had kids, it's time to face the music.

  23. Re:Translation on Cisco VP Explains Lawsuit Against Apple · · Score: 1

    But why are Trademarks issued ?

  24. Re:Obligatory statement on Ball Lightning Created In the Lab · · Score: 1

    May they never attempt to light a fart bare-assed again.

  25. Re:Roos on Giant Rabbits To Feed North Korea · · Score: 1

    Then there's the almighty Comedian, & they eat Politicians for breakfast.