Commander: Your excewency, the giant wabbit awmy has been compwetewy wipe out ! Excellency: Waaat ?! Were machine guns stwapped to backs ? Commander: Yes, that pwoblem, wabbit hop, machine gun shoot, wabbit spin around like fiacwacker kill west of giant wabbit awmy ! Dr. Evil: Shoulda used the friggin lazers.
Come now, everyone knows we can't win if you don't play.
It's like a lottery ticket, sure the odds are slim to none, but if you take a chance you might win.
Who reads stuff about procrastination ?
Procrastinators, they wonder why they do it.
Who bothers to figure out some strange formula about procrastination ?
Not procrastinators, they haven't got around to learning how to read formulas.
It was a fairly safe bet on his part.
Forcing todays workforce to switch exclusively to the metric system would have a huge impact on productivity, an impact I don't think corporate America is ready to foot the bill for.
This isn't like asking everyone not to wear shirts with naked women on them to work, this involves requiring people to forget what they've been taught & have practiced for years.
I started working construction jobs when I was 16 years old, I know first hand how much chaos would come if everyone was required to learn how to use a tape measure differently.
The only feasable way to convert the US to the metric system, would be to exclude the imperial system from being taught in schools, produce assembly robots/ect that use the metric system, & get everyone the ability to quickly get conversions anywhere via services like that which Google provides.
We're talking about a world where there's warp ships, teleporters, & alien races, & you want to limit our imaginations to somthing as trivial as death ?
Apple has pretty much sealed iAnything with the iPod, if Cisco tried to release an iPhone themselves, it would fail miserably because it would appear to be a ripoff of Apples iPod in the eyes of most consumers.
Apple is the one with the pie here, Cisco is basicly trying to cash in on there being english words in the recipe so to speak.
For the last few weeks, we have been in serious discussions with Apple over how the two companies could work together and share the iPhone trademark
Translation: Cisco wanted a bigger slice of Apples pie than they deserve & Apple wasn't having it.
Any dildo with a good battery can come up with a name, it takes style to make it popular, somthing that Cisco lacks.
Ahh, but they would be hired, not forced to work, so the RSPCA has no business in the matter.
Chimps you say ? Do you think a shuttle full of chimps could guide the spacecraft to land on Sealand, or at least crash into it ?
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Commander: Your excewency, the giant wabbit awmy has been compwetewy wipe out !
Excellency: Waaat ?! Were machine guns stwapped to backs ?
Commander: Yes, that pwoblem, wabbit hop, machine gun shoot, wabbit spin around like fiacwacker kill west of giant wabbit awmy !
Dr. Evil: Shoulda used the friggin lazers.
So they would not be harmed by Apples use of the name "iPhone" ?
Come now, everyone knows we can't win if you don't play.
It's like a lottery ticket, sure the odds are slim to none, but if you take a chance you might win.
You're thinking of a Pro Castrator.
I had a similar experience, except, I kept getting sent to the principals office for disrupting the rest of the class when I got done with assignents.
So you see, by becomming a procrastinator, I've made it possible to others to learn & myself to stay out of trouble.
Who reads stuff about procrastination ?
Procrastinators, they wonder why they do it.
Who bothers to figure out some strange formula about procrastination ?
Not procrastinators, they haven't got around to learning how to read formulas.
It was a fairly safe bet on his part.
That's small potatoes, do you know how many times I've been wrongfully fired for my GPD ?
Boy did you ever pick the wrong subject to post that monster sized comment in.
Wish I had mod points, I'd just mod you informative & call it a day.
McGuyver could do it with a broken rubber band & the month of February.
Wait, are we talking about the same Apple that just told Cisco to fuck off ?
Because the youngins would start to wonder what an Intosh is.
Forcing todays workforce to switch exclusively to the metric system would have a huge impact on productivity, an impact I don't think corporate America is ready to foot the bill for.
This isn't like asking everyone not to wear shirts with naked women on them to work, this involves requiring people to forget what they've been taught & have practiced for years.
I started working construction jobs when I was 16 years old, I know first hand how much chaos would come if everyone was required to learn how to use a tape measure differently.
The only feasable way to convert the US to the metric system, would be to exclude the imperial system from being taught in schools, produce assembly robots/ect that use the metric system, & get everyone the ability to quickly get conversions anywhere via services like that which Google provides.
Apparently they've also been failing miserably too, not many people seem to have heard of them.
Because the Nite Janitor knows how to clean up after themself.
Why didn't she just turn the computer off ?
Would that have saved her from this whole ordeal ?
We're talking about a world where there's warp ships, teleporters, & alien races, & you want to limit our imaginations to somthing as trivial as death ?
I believe you're wrong.
Apple has pretty much sealed iAnything with the iPod, if Cisco tried to release an iPhone themselves, it would fail miserably because it would appear to be a ripoff of Apples iPod in the eyes of most consumers.
Apple is the one with the pie here, Cisco is basicly trying to cash in on there being english words in the recipe so to speak.
Translation: Cisco wanted a bigger slice of Apples pie than they deserve & Apple wasn't having it.
Any dildo with a good battery can come up with a name, it takes style to make it popular, somthing that Cisco lacks.
They can be hired as gorillas ?
Do they have to rent a costume for each of them, or are the costumes furnished ?
I'm no expert, but flying poo can't be good for servers.
Ahh, but they would be hired, not forced to work, so the RSPCA has no business in the matter.
Chimps you say ? Do you think a shuttle full of chimps could guide the spacecraft to land on Sealand, or at least crash into it ?
Exactly, all this study has shown is that the practice of using brown paper bags really can make a woman sexier !
Hey, Bush can't pronounce Nuclear & he's running the country.
Not only can they do that, they also come in a suppository.
Does that mean they don't even need to hire gorillas, they can just wait for the Royal Navy to blow them out of the water ?