Laugh all you want, but nobody will know what I'm doing if they barge in just by looking at my screen!
Yeah but they might wonder what you're doing sitting there wearing a funky glove on one hand with your penis out. Especially if there's no porn on the screen.
400k could buy a few houses for people. Or feed several families for a year. People wonder why there is still poverty and hunger, yet insist on having stupid government spending.
400K could get a few dozen scientists laid in a "study" about condoms.
When you think about it, if we spent 400K on a few houses or on feeding several families for a year, we're just going to end up with more homeless or hungry people when these ones procreate and lose their house again or run out of food.
Worst case scenario with the study is that a few condoms break and we accidentally end up with more scientists in the world.
Translation, if you watch Futurama you likely setup elaborate courses with loops and death defying jumps for your prized matchbox cars.
If you watch Family Guy you probably just smashed the shit out of them between two cinder blocks and laughed about it for the rest of the day.
Want to learn the mechanics behind an extremely sharp blade spinning around at several thousand RPM powered by a gas motor attached to a molded steel frame with a handle that can be used to push the machine across a yard covered in monocotyledonous green plants thus trimming them to a precise height ?
I have one of these contraptions in the garage along with a yard full of monocotyledonous green plants out front if you feel like you want to learn something.
If a school pays kids for good grades, wouldn't they naturally transition to expecting to get a raise at work for good performance ?
Whereas with parents paying for good grades would either leave kids feeling like they've gone as far as they can when their parents die, or depending on the government for being rewarded when they do good at work.
Could you explain the problem to me please ?
I really don't want to read some article you've dug up on the Internet either, I actually want to read the explanation in your own words, as you understand it.:)
"It's an ego booster in terms of self-worth. When they get the checks, there's that competitiveness -- 'Oh, I'm going to get more money than you next time' -- so it's something that excites them," said Rose Marie Mills, principal at MS 343 in Mott Haven.
Kids don't give a shit about all of that stuff, it's emotionally fucked up beauty pageant moms, football dads, and principals who give a shit about that stuff.
Kids get the checks and start thinking about XBox games and other shit they normally wouldn't get to have.
Critics, who are unaware that most college students don't become liberal arts majors, argue that paying kids corrupts the notion of learning for education's sake alone.
What the fuck do people get an education for, to get a better paying job that's what.
Why do kids get such shitty grades, because school is like sewing soccer balls in a 3rd world country except it doesn't produce any tangible goods that's why.
Someone accidentally released a 266-page report on hundreds of sites in the US for stockpiling and storing hazardous nuclear materials for civilian use.
I think the real problem here is that there are nuclear materials being stockpiled for civilian use !
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Fuck you Symantec.
Your shit is just as bad as the free stuff. It gives me a false sense of hope, makes me feel I'm safe when I'm not.
Yeah but they might wonder what you're doing sitting there wearing a funky glove on one hand with your penis out. Especially if there's no porn on the screen.
400K could get a few dozen scientists laid in a "study" about condoms.
When you think about it, if we spent 400K on a few houses or on feeding several families for a year, we're just going to end up with more homeless or hungry people when these ones procreate and lose their house again or run out of food.
Worst case scenario with the study is that a few condoms break and we accidentally end up with more scientists in the world.
Yeah, like the guys who did that King Jung Ill photo awhile ago.
And here all this time I thought the Bremuda Triangle was just a clipping error in Gods video game !
Unless it's the hand you masturbate with and your parents are religious freaks.
"We tried to warn you Bobby, God doesn't like it when you touch yourself."
Elephant A: *fart*
Elephant A: Damn frogs
Fixed that for you.
That could help explain why he thought chewing through steel bars to burglarize places was a good idea.
They use auto-balancing centrifuges.
Quantum entanglement between me and Soulskill.
And in case anyone's wondering, I stood beside the last death defying jump in the elaborate course I setup, holding a cinder block.
Tell me about it.
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Translation, if you watch Futurama you likely setup elaborate courses with loops and death defying jumps for your prized matchbox cars.
If you watch Family Guy you probably just smashed the shit out of them between two cinder blocks and laughed about it for the rest of the day.
Want to learn the mechanics behind an extremely sharp blade spinning around at several thousand RPM powered by a gas motor attached to a molded steel frame with a handle that can be used to push the machine across a yard covered in monocotyledonous green plants thus trimming them to a precise height ?
I have one of these contraptions in the garage along with a yard full of monocotyledonous green plants out front if you feel like you want to learn something.
If a school pays kids for good grades, wouldn't they naturally transition to expecting to get a raise at work for good performance ?
:)
Whereas with parents paying for good grades would either leave kids feeling like they've gone as far as they can when their parents die, or depending on the government for being rewarded when they do good at work.
Could you explain the problem to me please ?
I really don't want to read some article you've dug up on the Internet either, I actually want to read the explanation in your own words, as you understand it.
Kids don't give a shit about all of that stuff, it's emotionally fucked up beauty pageant moms, football dads, and principals who give a shit about that stuff.
Kids get the checks and start thinking about XBox games and other shit they normally wouldn't get to have.
What the fuck do people get an education for, to get a better paying job that's what.
Why do kids get such shitty grades, because school is like sewing soccer balls in a 3rd world country except it doesn't produce any tangible goods that's why.
Would you consider me a backstabber if I stood behind you when I said it ?
To answer your question, I would if you'd been drinking and pissed all over yourself because you couldn't get to your zipper in time.
I'm calling BS. Any real stoner would have bong.com bookmarked, twice.
Do you mean take a genius ?
Well duhh. Microsoft's moving their workforce to India.
Microsoft learned their lesson with American employees browsing porn at work all day, they're just nipping the problem in the bud over in India.
I've had sigs hidden for so long I forgot I even had one.
I think the real problem here is that there are nuclear materials being stockpiled for civilian use !
Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
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