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  1. Re:Spot On! on Why Users Drop Open Source Apps For Proprietary Alternatives · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod parent down as offtopic, and then mod this up as funny, so that people with re-parented replies see it attached to something completely unrelated and have their heads explode trying to figure out why on earth they should mod down a perfectly good post !

  2. Sounds good on Why Users Drop Open Source Apps For Proprietary Alternatives · · Score: 0, Troll

    Open source sounds good at first. It's really like one of those stories where someone sells their soul to the Devil in the end though.

  3. Re:Interesting, but rather expensive. on Vast Malware Repository Dedicated To R&D · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think I'd feel safer that way. I've seen what people who are infected with malware are capable of.

  4. Re:Interesting, but rather expensive. on Vast Malware Repository Dedicated To R&D · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Indium on China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports · · Score: 1

    Their export ban changes nothing with regard to finished products.

    You're not thinking ahead. It actually has a huge impact in finished products.

    The Chinese produce things for cheap because it allows them to compete with the rest of the world in the easiest way using their most abundant resource, people. Banning export of resources only they are known to have leaves to reason for them to produce the items made using those resources for cheap.

    China regulates how many children you're allowed to have. I wouldn't put quadrupling the price of resources they control past them. If they control the source of materials used to make the finished products, they control the finished products.

  6. Re:The new "oil" on China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports · · Score: 1

    "Okay, so you want to hoard rare-earth metals? I'm sorry, but your students are immediately no longer welcome at our schools until you have fully reconsidered the matter. They will be returning to China by the end of the week and we will be invoicing you for the travel costs. Thank you, come again."

    Something tells me China is going to laugh that one off.

    Isn't getting a free-thinking American education illegal in China ?

  7. Re:Not a Great Analogy on China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports · · Score: 2, Funny

    [citation needed]

    Everybody lies.

  8. That's ok on China Considering Cuts In Rare-Earth Metal Exports · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's ok, we still have plenty of Uranium...

  9. Re:Robin Williams on Irish Astronomers Investigate Sky Explosion · · Score: 1

    I sincerely apologize. I signed up for classes late and missed the opportunity to register for "The difference between Irish and Scottish 101".

  10. Dangerous ? on Placebos Are Getting More Effective · · Score: 1

    So what happens when the person learns that everyone they've trusted has been lying to them the entire time ?
    Is the psychological damage that is likely to cause any better than any possible side-effects of non-placebo medications ?

  11. Robin Williams on Irish Astronomers Investigate Sky Explosion · · Score: 2

    I can't help but think of Robin Williams calling up with his drunken Irish golfer accent to explain "a huge fuckin' fireball in tha sky".

  12. Re:Good for US overall on India's First Stealth Fighter To Fly In 4 Months · · Score: 1

    When it comes to war machines, losing business is the least of your worries.

    Keep in-house stuff in-house, and outsource as much as possible even if you don't use what outsourcing produces.

  13. Re:Saw it Coming on India's First Stealth Fighter To Fly In 4 Months · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guess what the F-22 can do?

    Take pictures ?

  14. Re:Duh on Watermelon Juice Makes Great Biofuel · · Score: 1

    Next up: Candy Canes make Great Biofuel

    How do you think Santa is able to give out so much coal every year ?

  15. Wrong on Nintendo Working On Football Controller · · Score: 1

    You know what, no. I play video games just like everyone else but this is just retarded.
    I'm not paying twice as much for a fake football that will be obsolete in a few years. Get off your fat ass, go outside, and play with a real football you lazy bastard.

    At least, that's what my parent's would have said if I wanted one of these as a kid.

  16. Don't say... on Depression May Provide Cognitive Advantages · · Score: 1

    ... I never told you so.

  17. Re:Resale value of house? on Using a House's Concrete Foundation To Cool a PC · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it was really an issue... plug up the holes and don't tell anyone? They're 6 meters long, not 6 meters wide; it shouldn't be too difficult.

    Oh you definitely want to tell the new owner what it is. Though, the thought of someone finding the tubes and digging up the foundation to find out where they're connected to the water main only to find out they are just a giant loop is kinda funny.

  18. Angle on Average Gamer Is 35, Fat and Bummed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Depressed gamer chicks are hot.

  19. Terrible on Is Typing Ruining Your Ability To Spell? · · Score: 1

    I've always had bad handwriting, now the only thing I write is a debt card signature and even doctors would look at it and ask "WTF is that supposed to say?".

  20. Model numbers on Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations? · · Score: 1

    I've started using a combination of the operating system name, the computer brand and model number, and a dash/number on the end when there's multiple systems of the same type.

  21. Newspaper on Dogs As Intelligent As Average Two-Year-Old Children · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can have my 2 year old crawl through the doggy door and fetch my newspaper in the morning without feeling guilty about it ?

  22. Karma on The Outing of Pranknet · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to read the stories about these peoples houses being burned down in pranks, that will be funny.

  23. Re:Cause/effect doesn't matter. on Psychopaths Have Brain Structure Abnormality · · Score: 1

    I think you have it backwards. My parents beat my ass and the state troopers inform me that speeding is wrong.

  24. Re:Psychopath != Sociopath on Psychopaths Have Brain Structure Abnormality · · Score: 1

    Does this mean we should be looking for abnormal bridges between the part of the brain which controls speech and the decision making part to identify psychopaths ?

  25. Circle of Life on Tech Or Management Beyond Age 39? · · Score: 1

    Don't be one of those assholes that constipates the circle of life. Take the damn management position.