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  1. Voon on Beetle Naturally Builds Photonic Crystals · · Score: 3, Funny

    I vollue and globber floopily to you.

  2. Re:Jacquard loom on What Is the Oldest Code Written Still Running? · · Score: 1

    Well, apocryphally speaking, most were Sabot-aged, so I would say No.

  3. Re:What this project needs RIGHT NOW on The Army's $10M Spy Bat Still Too Big · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention the HIJINKS/HILARITIES that inevitably ensue.

  4. It'll get lost and forgotten on How The Latest in High Tech Works · · Score: 1

    After all, they'll file it under 'X' for 'Laser cannon'. Right next to the air pump filed under 'H' for 'toy'.

  5. Re:Airborne Laser Cannon on How The Latest in High Tech Works · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...it's both immoral AND unethical, right?

  6. Whatever on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    I'll believe it for the time being. It gains me nothing and loses me nothing. I am amused, however, at the certainty with which this "fact" is proclaimed.

  7. Re:Physical Access on Cold Reboot Attacks on Disk Encryption · · Score: 1

    One way around this that I can think of is to modify the power supply itself so that the device reboots itself every hour or so. Inelegant, annoying, and potentially data-corrupting, but effective for devices that run off of a CD/DVD, such as Knoppix.

  8. Gotta be a Scriptural precedent - here it is on Full Lunar Eclipse for the Americas on Wednesday · · Score: 1

    I've seen this before!
    Malachi 1:8
    And if ye offer the blind [wearing glassses] for sacrifice, is it not evil? and if ye offer the lame and sick [3P's - pasty, pimply, pudgy], is it not evil? offer it now unto thy governor [or elected official of one's choice]; will he be pleased with thee, or accept thy person? saith the LORD of hosts.

    Gotta be a fulfilled prophecy if I've ever seen one.

  9. I'd be shocked if it wasn't happening on ICANN Investigates Insider Domain Name Snatching · · Score: 1

    This very idea occurred to me about 5 years ago, and I immediately assumed that someone out there was doing it already. It's an idea that's too easy to abuse for it not to be happening.

  10. STP MP3 player on Name Your Favorite Bloat-Free Software · · Score: 1

    STP.exe, a single 209KB file that can play MP3 and WAV files, and CD's, and it understands M3U and PLS playlists. Works in Windows 95-on and minimizes to the System Tray.
    http://www.governmentsecurity.org/archive/t3767.ht ml

  11. Shortage of good scratch monkeys on MIT Focuses on Chip Optimization · · Score: 1

    Ever since Mabel the wonder scuba diving monkey died, Chimp enrollment has been down at all universities. Makes sense to me.
    http://www.catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/S/scratch-mon key.html

  12. If you have to ask, don't do it on Igniting a Programmed Fireworks Display? · · Score: 1

    That's about it. Something this serious needs a professional.

  13. My try on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    Paraphrasing an old joke I heard:
    Buried dog. Had to. Was dead.

  14. NSS for Linux on File System Design part 1, XFS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    NSS has been ported to Linux too. That's an another modern industrial-strength filesystem with features sorely needed by Linux.

  15. Re:Novell has done this long before AD existed on Anatomy of a Successful Enterprise Linux Distro? · · Score: 1

    That's for sure; I've used the Linux GW client, and it's not very good. I keep telling myself that it's a decent first try and that subsequent releases will get better.

  16. Re:Novell has done this long before AD existed on Anatomy of a Successful Enterprise Linux Distro? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Groupwise.

    It runs on Windows, Netware, and Linux servers. It's #3 behind Exchange and Lotus, provides document management/storage solutions, all the bell and whistles of groupware, has clients for nearly every platform, has a rich API, has been around in one form or another since the early 80's (Wordperfect Office for the DEC VAX) etc, and is very robust.

    Between the acquisition of Suse and the release of ZenWorks, NLES, and other NDS-enabled tools, there isn't much you can't do with Novell's offerings.

  17. Wouldn't it be nice on The Lessons of Software Monoculture · · Score: 1

    Interesting article about the team that writes software for the Space Shuttles for NASA. Their approach is not a viable business model, but their devotion to quality is admirable.

    http://www.fastcompany.com/online/06/writestuff. ht ml

  18. The passing of the LART on Tech Team Traditions? · · Score: 1

    I was bored years ago and constructed a long string of metal Mobo standoffs which I named the LART, while building Windows 95 machines. http://www.hyperdictionary.com/computing/lart

    It was used to exorcise demons of stupidity, ala Dogbert
    http://www.screensavers.com/?WP_ID=386_0_ 23737_1

    I passed it on to the next senior helpdesk sacrificial goat/tech, and each one has passed it on to their successors in a ceremony named appropriately enough, "The Passing of the Lart".
    It's good for a laugh.

  19. PC Weasel card on Dongles to Fake Presence of a Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    http://www.realweasel.com/intro.html
    Nothing to hang out of the back. Been around for awhile and is well thought of.

  20. F00F? on The Politics of the Video Game · · Score: 3, Funny

    quote
    Or was it all just a bunch of foof?"
    quote

    I thought that was a Pentium bug?http://www.x86.org/errata/dec97/f00fbug.htm

  21. Re:Following distance? We don't need no stinking f on Intelligent Road Studs · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily the case. Have a look at this site about 'traffic waves'. http://www.amasci.com/amateur/traffic/traffic1.htm l
    If everyone left room for people to get in front of them, surprise! everyone would still get where they were going, maybe a minute or so slower.
    That site has some interesting ideas I try to implement in real life. Strange thing is, my frustration level goes down, not up, when I apply those principles.

  22. A most unfortunate name... on This Robot Collects Fingerprints · · Score: 1

    Isn't its name also an... umm... human anatomical word?
    People should think about these things beforehand.

  23. Still C-worthy on Text Based User Interfaces in the 21st Century? · · Score: 1

    One of the things I like about Netware servers is the ability to do most of the necessary things at the console in a Command-based or Text-based environment (C-worthy style). Even in Netware 5/6, you can unload the java console (based on X?) and do a great deal without it. Frees up resources when they don't need to be consumed by a GUI.
    Terseness when needed, and a GUI when needed. I am curious to see if Novell's distros of Linux follow this trend.

  24. Desalination?? on Massachusetts Considering Desalination Plants · · Score: 1, Informative

    When did the terminology transition from desalinization to desalination? Too many people have a problem remembering how to spell the former? All through the eighties and nineties when everyone here in Florida was talking about the technology, the name was always desalinization. This new term is new to me.

  25. Re:Any chance this is acquired technology? on Cisco Products Have Backdoors · · Score: 0

    That's gotta burn Cisco. Their typical stance is
    "We bought technology X (VXWorks, CATOS, Finesse, etc) because it has something to offer, then brought it up to Cisco's standards. As time goes by, we will make their interfaces more IOS-like."
    IOS or anything else developed in-house is like their sacred cow.

    Whether or not they should move multi-hundred-port switches (4000, 6000, 8000-series switches)from a terse and compact CLI like CATOS to IOS is a whole 'nother rant. Yes, I know one can use port ranges and other tricks in Switch IOS to address multiple ports. But for speed and directness I'll take SET commands over the mess of VLAN-database and config-commands any day when the port number is more than 12 or so. I'm one of the stubborn few who insist on running my 6509's in hybrid mode for just that reason.