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  1. Re:3 Laws of (Pragmatic) Robotics on I, Robot Hits the Theaters · · Score: 1

    *cough* *cough* geekwarning *cough*

    The 1st law says that a robot cannot harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm. At least two stories I can think of off the top of my head (not by name though, sorry) deal with this second bit. If a robot were to watch a human getting gunned down, its systems would destablize and it might even become completely unusable (though sometimes just moderately damaged- limping a bit, unable to form words correctly) Important note: Even if the robot could in no way do anything to prevent harm from coming to the human.

    Frankly, I dont know where the hell you got the idea that a robot won't run to save you if you start to slip off a cliff.

    Choose your words wisely, you may unintentionally unleash the wrath of nerds! ~:!P

  2. Re:not faithful on I, Robot Hits the Theaters · · Score: 1

    where the fuck did that come from?

  3. not faithful on I, Robot Hits the Theaters · · Score: 1

    Asimov's books always seemed pro-robot, while this movie seems anti-robot...

  4. Re:erm.. on Blinkx and You Won't Miss It · · Score: 1

    desire to inflate stock price can do wonders for that kind of curiosity :)

  5. Re:erm.. on Blinkx and You Won't Miss It · · Score: 1
  6. What about... on Early Blindness Sharpens Sense of Sound · · Score: 1

    What about blindness which occurs later in life, but is a result of radioactive chemicals?

  7. Re:not sure this is better than disposable on Industry Group Would Permit (Some) DVD Copying · · Score: 1

    .. how exactly does one justify "backing up" disposable media?

  8. Re:Solution: on New Tricks from Browser Hijackers? · · Score: 1

    also worthy of note, this in itself is not part of the maliciousness of spy/adware, it is just part of the uninstall proccess for something which uses IE. (that is, the submitter is full of crap)

  9. Solution: on New Tricks from Browser Hijackers? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why not stop requiring your clients use IE to get support? That help?

  10. More possible upgrades on Upgrade Doubles +R Speed For Some Lite-On Drives · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's amazing how many things run faster by simply doubling the voltage. Blenders, Toasters, Fans, even light bulbs burn brighter!
    Now, manufacturers CLAIM their devices were not intended to be used in this manner and that faster devices use different hardware, but just plug it up and see for yourself that they are obviously profit-mongering scumbags!! I see it running faster, what other unseen differences could possibly exist? Why would they even design their products similarly or base one version off another if they werent actually the exact same thing underneath?!

  11. Re:doesnt work on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 1

    I am on a constant quest for the fabled +5 Troll moderation :)

  12. Re:doesnt work on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 1

    since we're off-topic anyway, I think it should be pointed out that a dictionary is not currently, nor was it ever intended to be a reference for which words do not exist.
    And just to let you know, my OED says the plural of virus is virus. It does not, however, make any mention of the word's most familiar medical meaning, so I suspect a more recent edition would have a different entry.
    Virii is the plural of virus because it has no other meaning and people use it to mean the plural of virus.

  13. Re:doesnt work on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    do the math you twit. Perpetual motion is still impossible because toast doesnt care what side it lands on when it's already got fur all over it.

  14. Re:It's fun too on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    not far from my house there's a road on which I can annoy people by driving at exactly the speed limit by coasting, for two miles. Everyone else goes mad. (driving your car without using the gas? are you INSANE?!)

  15. Re:What about aircraft? on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    depends on which direction you're going ;)

  16. Re:The winner is... on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the size of the eggs he eats for breakfast?!

  17. Re:Funny, I get more each day. on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    oh, you're a breathairian, then?
    I'd seriously like to see any human get 1,700 miles under their own power and consuming less than a gallon of food and drink.

  18. Re:Why Dismantle? on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: 1

    Being a pompous twit, I choose you!

  19. Re:pot calling on 4 New "Extremely Critical" IE Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    Oh boy, "use of frames isn't a good way to build a secure and trustable site", big news there.
    Guess what: everyone already knew about this "hole". It is one of the primary reasons for advising people against the use of frames.

  20. "Exploit" on MSN, Word Vulnerable To Shell: URI Exploit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "This can be done easily with notepad. Click here to open notepad"

    You know, some "it's not a bug, it's a feature" things really are features. I dont see how this is worse than while(true) { window.open(document.location); }

  21. Re:Can only allow programs to be run... on MSN, Word Vulnerable To Shell: URI Exploit · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't?

  22. Re:Domain Name Portablity... on Verisign Speeds Up DNS Updates · · Score: 0, Troll

    somebody mod that up. It'll be fun :)

  23. Re:"A little-known DNS behavior called credibility on Verisign Speeds Up DNS Updates · · Score: 1

    You again! Don't you ever stop? :)

  24. Re:isn't it obvious? on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    dont worry, bill gates doesnt actually use billg@microsoft.com OR bill.g@microsoft.com. They are both equally incorrect. His real address (no, not askbill@microsoft.com either) is kept secret from the outside world, and probably only accepts mail coming from MS's internal network.

  25. isn't it obvious? on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: 5, Funny

    how many people fill out bill.g@microsoft.com (or something similar)
    the answer is "yes", move along.