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I, Robot Hits the Theaters

tyleremerson writes "With today's film release of "I, Robot," the Singularity Institute for Artificial Intelligence has launched a new website, 3 Laws Unsafe. 3 Laws Unsafe explores the non-fictional problems presented by Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics. The Three Laws are widely known and are often taken seriously as reasonable solutions for guiding future AI. But are they truly reasonable? 3 Laws Unsafe tries to address this question." Reader Rob Carr has submitted a review of the movie, below, that he promises is spoiler-free.

I, Robot: A Movie Review that's 3 Laws (and Spoiler) Safe!

A movie review by Rob Carr

Thanks to Eide's Entertainment I got to see I, Robot tonight. As someone who grew up with Isaac Asimov's robot stories, I've come to expect a mystery based on the implications of the 3 Laws of Robotics (or the lack of one or part of one of those laws), the "Frankenstein Complex," and Dr. Susan Calvin. I was afraid that the movie might miss out on this, especially since it's not a direct adaptation of the book, but "inspired" by the Good Doctor Asimov.

The movie met my expectations and more. Will Smith, whom we all know as an overconfident smart@$$ character from such movies as "Independence Day" and the two "Men in Black" movies, played a somewhat less confident and far less wisecracking character. It was a welcome change to see him less confident. Yeah, some of the stunts were a little absurd (am I the only one thinking of Gemini 8 at one point in the movie?) but that's to be expected from this type of movie. Bridget Moynahan was far too young to be the Susan Calvin I remember, but that's also to be expected in this type of movie. James Cromwell (whom you'll all remember from Star Trek: First Contact and Enterprise's "Broken Bow" episode as Dr. Zefram Cochrane) gave a flat performance - but that's actually a complement. I doubt anyone will recognize Wash from "Firefly" as an important robot in the story.

It's customary to comment on how well the CGI was done. I liked it, but then again, I'm not hypercritical on something like that. I did wonder a little bit about center of balance as some of the robots walked, but mostly I didn't think about it at all, which to me is the goal of CGI. I did wonder about children's fingers getting caught in some of the open gaps on the robot's bodies. Real world models would have a bit more covering, one would think. But that's being picky.

I have no memory of the soundtrack music. That in and of itself might say something. I'm a musician, but it just didn't register.

I figured out some clues, missed some others, and was surprised several times in the movie. There were a lot of clues - this isn't one of those mysteries where the answer is pulled out of the writer's a...out of thin air.

I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well (if you ignore Dr. Calvin's age) and might even explain a few things.

Given that even some of the geeks in the audience were surprised to find out that there was a book of stories just like the movie, I think the movie will hopefully bring Asimov's stories to a new generation.

I liked "I, Robot. It's worth seeing, especially if you 've already seen Spider-Man 2 at least once. It's a pretty good (though not great) movie.

Having read Slashdot for a while, I know that there are folks out there who will despise this movie because it's not exactly like the book. Others will hate the movie or worship it, and loads of people are going to savage this review. You know what? That's fine with me. I had fun with this movie, had a nice date with my wife, and it didn't cost anything. I even had fun typing up this review. You're allowed to be different and to agree or disagree with me. Heck, that's a big chunk of what makes the world fun. Interestingly, it's even a small point in the movie. I'd say more, but that would be telling."

639 comments

  1. And in other news... by darth_MALL · · Score: 1, Insightful

    respect for Asimov's work hits rock bottom!

    1. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why don't you people read some of the other stuff Asimov wrote? The End of Eternity is a perfect example of a non-robot work of his that was engaging, entertaining, and thought provoking. Does it ever get a mention? No! Because 99.9% of people think of Asimov as "The robot guy."

    2. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the other hand, The Gods Themselves is a non-robot work that sucks ass.

      (Well, okay, tastes may vary. But I didn't much like it.)

    3. Re:And in other news... by darth_MALL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was making a point about the beating this type of work takes when it gets to Hollywood. You think Heinlein wouldn't hurl seeing Strship Troopers? The lack of respect stretches from the original work to the end consumers intelligence. I am frequently mystified as to why movie studios feel these stories (ST as a prime example) are not mass market ready as they are.

    4. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, got a better candidate for the title of "The robot guy" ?

    5. Re:And in other news... by blackholepcs · · Score: 1, Funny

      And in other news, people who haven't even seen the movie are already calling it a piece of shit. Yes, Brick, we've seen this before. It's called "penis/acting skill/monetary intake/pectoral size/having a life envy". Anyway, for channel 4 news, I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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    6. Re:And in other news... by mschiller · · Score: 1

      If anyone's respect for Asimov droped because of the hollywood version of some of his work, the real person we should not repect is those who would fault an author for a screenplay he wasn't involved in!....

      While the reviewer indicates the movie was better then average, Hollywood ALWAYS leaves things out and throws their own spin on it. The original author should not be faulted because of the movie, instead the author should be faulted if the original work was lacking...

    7. Re:And in other news... by cephyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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    8. Re:And in other news... by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm also disappointed that so many people read the robot books (Caves of Steel, etc.) and don't realize that they should also read the Empire stories (Pebble in the Sky, etc.) and the Foundation series, since they make one big story arc.

    9. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I never have had much respect for Asimov's "robot" works. The 3 laws were a cheap device that he used to pump out way too much pulp. I read them all, and felt cheated by the end of it...

      Now, the Foundation trilogy (the trilogy, not the god-awful sequels he wrote 30 years later) is a great great work of science fiction, and for that I truly respect Asimov.

    10. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Alright, I was probably a bit hard on you. But that doesn't mean that most of Slashdot doesn't deserve a verbal whipping.

    11. Re:And in other news... by darth_MALL · · Score: 1

      Sir, we are agreed.

    12. Re:And in other news... by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Heinlein would be upset at Starship Troopers... but at least it didn't take everything he stood for and turn it upside down... Every robot book/short story that Asimov wrote was about making sure that robots wouldn't be the 'Bad Guys'... Based on the Three Laws, I would love to know how there's a robot revolution...

      I'm pretty sure that right now you could hook a turbine up to Asimov's corpse and have the Perpetual Motion Machine...
      Nephilium
      Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking. -- Lazarus Long in Time Enough for Love

    13. Re:And in other news... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Or for that matter, the Foundation series, the Black Web mysteries, the nonfiction works, the other universe with non-humans that he licensed to young and budding authors, the commentaries by an atheist on the Bible, the books of limericks, the short stories that ended in puns, the series of shorts with that funny little demon- this was an incredibly prolific author who should not be limited in people's minds to one set of works written originally to satisfy the racism of a single editor.

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    14. Re:And in other news... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      I have not read the book, but I think Starship Troopers was a very good movie, with very good balanced satire in between the CGI scenes : Am I the only one ?

      How is it different from the book (i havent read it) ?

    15. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fencing is a gay dilettante's 'sport'. You wanna die? Use a gun. A fag in a mask with a long toothpick is not gonna kill anyone.

    16. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hit the library. I'm sure a big chunk of the folks here would agree that ST rules. How can you beat power armour and talking grenades? Well worth the afternoon to read it!

    17. Re:And in other news... by zurab · · Score: 1
      99.9% of people think of Asimov as "The robot guy."

      And rightfully so! I mean the guy literally defined the field. Next time you think of "Robotics" and you don't associate it with Asimov right away, you should be... shot^H^H^H^H ... hung^H^H^H^H ... ashamed of yourself.
    18. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got yelled at for laughing too loud at work. Hats off to you, cynic.

    19. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't dumb it down. It's a brilliant essay on the role of a military in a democratic society. The power armor and grenades are secondary.

    20. Re:And in other news... by ZBM-2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the originals require thought. Hollywood just wants bangs and boobs to make a summer blockbuster.

      Along the same lines,look at what's done with movie remakes. The original Rollerball was a political piece,forshadowing what could(will?) happen when corporations become to powerfull. The remake in '02 was just another action flick.

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    21. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALRIGHT! I Can't read! Are you happy now Quincy? Huh?

    22. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I have not read the book, but I think Starship Troopers was a very good movie, with very good balanced satire in between the CGI scenes : Am I the only one ?

      Yes. There were only two points that stood out in that movie: Sex and Violence.

      While Heinlein often wrote about the former and occasionally included the later, his stories did have more depth than showing naked people and bugs blowing up (both quite impossible in the printed word). The movie was nothing more than a story stripped of its plot and overall social commentary.

      Now to throw my own controversial statement out. I personally believe that Heinlein's Juveniles were some of his best works, primarily because he left out the Sex focus and spent more time on the science and story. Ok, so maybe he wasn't always *that* scientific, but the stories were far more enjoyable.

    23. Re:And in other news... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      As said, i did not read the book : But in my previous post, the word i meant with 'sarcastic' : was the 'social commentary' : Which i think was very well done within this movie.

      Guess i gotta go read that book ;)

    24. Re:And in other news... by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The book is not a satire. It explores the ideas about what is necessary for a society to survive. It offers for consideration the idea that an unlimited franchise is ultimately destructive to a society. The movie just waves its hands over any serious thought about these concepts, and instead just tries to make fun of people who think about such things.

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    25. Re:And in other news... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      this was an incredibly prolific author who should not be limited in people's minds to one set of works written originally to satisfy the racism of a single editor.

      I've read the entire Robot, Empire and Foundation series and have read quite a few of his other works (both fiction and non), but I am unfamiliar with the racist editor bit. Maybe everyone already knows the story but I've never heard it before and am curious what happened.

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    26. Re:And in other news... by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      Got to preview before i post : I meant 'social commentary' where i wrote 'satire' in my first post.

    27. Re:And in other news... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The original editor of Astounding Science Fiction Magazine (back in the 1930s, when a young teenage Issac Asimov was first writing) had this order to his universe: White Americans, Americans, Other Humans, Robots built by humans, machines built by humans, Alien races, Machines built by Alien Races. That order is a "who is smarter than whom" and "who wins/outsmarts/kills whom" guide for getting a story in to this editor. If the proper people didn't win, the story was rejected. (I'm not trying to hide the name of the editor, I'm really pulling a brain fart right now on his name, though he was editor for a large number of years and had quite a bit of influence on the works of Heinlien and Bradbury as well as Asimov and other notables of the time).

      This is the reason why IA came up with the three laws to begin with (Robots always subservient to Humans) and why the Robot/Empire/Foundation universe has no aliens at all (though a later short story in the Empire period had a single alien species, they were busy dying out, and the humans were clearly in ascendancy galaxy wide, and it took a kind human tricking the system to save that species and send them into exile to another galaxy). CAMPBELL! That was his name, CAMPBELL! I think. Not real sure, but it's was connected to at least one of those memes.

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    28. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, it started with a 5 minute montage of the cast, crew, and director urinating on Asimov's grave.

    29. Re:And in other news... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      John W Campbell had some ideas about the inherent superiority of the White race. But then again, a lot of people did back then.

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    30. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It was Campbell. (See here) I was just reading Asimov's "Science Fiction of the 1930s", so the name is well burned into my mind.

    31. Re:And in other news... by MadHobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science fiction stories, especially the stuff from 40-50 years ago, tend to be based on 'what if' scenarios. Given an unusual setting or set of condition, what might result? Asimov took the popular idea of 'human-like robots' and spun off dozens of stories examining the same thing from different angles.

      Of course, I'm not saying you have to like it - the same thing a dozen times can be dull, and not everything Asimov wrote was great. But the analysis of a hypothetical world is, I think, one of the defining characteristics of science fiction.

    32. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      John W Campbell had some ideas about the inherent superiority of the White race. But then again, a lot of people did back then.

      Indeed. At the time, the idea that white men were superior was combined with the "scientific" ideals of Eugenics to produce such monsters as Hitler. The problem was that they were so wrapped up in themselves that they didn't pay any attention to the fact that Eugenics would spell doom for a species.

      Livestock is a perfect example of this. The animals have been so inbred, that we are quickly running out of "new blood" to pull from. Many companies are beginning to partner with international companies in an attempt to broaden the gene pool.

    33. Re:And in other news... by fatmonkeyboy · · Score: 1

      Agreed...The End of Eternity was awesome.

      However, I don't think it is the perfect example of his non-robot work.

      The perfect example, in my opinion, is The Senousous Dirty Old Man.

    34. Re:And in other news... by phazethru · · Score: 1
      Well, I can imagine the problem has to do with the definition of harm in the first law. I mean, a human being that is cryogenically frozen (in a reversible way) and stuck in a steel/concrete vault can be seen as not being harmed and not being able to be harmed. So in order to protect humanity, they just put us all on ice and be done with it.

      Now, if you program them to believe that restriction of freedoms (such as motion, breathing, etc) is a harm, then you might be better off. But I'm not going to put my name on any sheet that claims to be a "complete list of possible harms to prevent".

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    35. Re:And in other news... by vidnet · · Score: 1
      Tastes vary indeed. The non-introductory description of the paraverse was brilliant, letting both you and the soft ones explore their universe without getting herded by human descriptions. Totally alien, even, as opposed to the overwhelming number of crappy Star Trek-like aliens who differ from humans in that they have little squiggly things on their noses and an overwhelming desire to kill.

      And Dua... I'd read the book, even if it had an augmented russian dictionary as a foreword, just for her. She can slide into my rocks any time :p

    36. Re:And in other news... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Good explaination- but I missed the explaination of why Heinlien switched to novels from short stories- it was because Campbell made the mistake of reducing Heinlien's per-word rate, and Heinlien had always said he'd use the per-word rate to judge how well he was doing, and stop writing when it dropped (go out on top so to speak).

      There are several things I like about Campbell's stable of writers- and things I don't like about Campbell himself, but boy did his editorship inspire good fiction.

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    37. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      In case anyone thinks the parent is joking, allow me to assure you that he is quite serious. I've never actually read the book, but isn't that more of Heinlein's domain?

    38. Re:And in other news... by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      GREAT book. My mom got that for my dad for his birthday about the time I turned 12. A truly hilarious sendup of the relationship books that were being written about that time.

      Remember how it closed? A Senuous Dirty Old Man's only natural enemy is.... A Sensous Dirty Old Woman! :)

    39. Re:And in other news... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      the guy literally defined the field

      Wasn't that Hugo Gernsback?

    40. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's quite different from the book. I think it's quite a lot better.

      There are many science fiction novels which are great mostly because of the ideas and philosophy behind them (e.g. Solaris). the ideas and philosophy of Starship Troopers, on the other hand, were mostly boring and shallow. The action is unquestionably the high point of the book, and the movie rightly expands on this while mostly ditching Heinlein's tiring military tale.

      the action and oft-overlooked social satire of the movie make it highly entertaining. I think this is why Heinlein fans object to it - being fans of Heinlein, they want something ponderous and boring.

    41. Re:And in other news... by calcfreak · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I havent read I, Robot, even! Although i have read the entire foundation series cuz I was bored to death. The series was ok, I guess. Don't hurt me if you have a different opinion!

    42. Re:And in other news... by nattt · · Score: 1

      But StarShip Troopers did take everything that the book stood for and turned it on it's head! That's why the movie was so bad.

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    43. Re:And in other news... by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Sort of. I don't believe they were originally written as such, and if you read any of them written before the 80's, you'll find they really don't have any hint of being the same "storyverse". It was around then IIRC that he started trying to tie them all together, producing what I think are some of his weakest novels in the process (e.g. "Robots and Empire" and "Foundation and Earth"). He even manages to tie in "The End of Eternity" in "Foundation's Edge", which I'm quite sure he never had in mind when he wrote either "The End of Eternity" or "Foundation". Heinlein did the same thing towards the end of his career, and similarly produced some sub-par books compared with some of his previous works (although I think "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls" is a heck of a lot better than "Foundation and Earth"...)

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    44. Re:And in other news... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Ok, WTF is up with the Mods? It's not like the parent's point was out of line.

    45. Re:And in other news... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      ST was fun, as long as you didn't read the book first (in which case you were set up for a big let-down).

      I read the book after seeing clips here and there, and wondered what all the frackas was about. I loved the book. In fact, I hadn't read any Heinlein since middle school and I saw a completely different author than I did when I was 13. His political views are very interesting, if a bit on the fringe. As a result of reading ST, I read tunnel in the sky and several others. Unfortunately, he's a bit repetitive so I can only handle him in small chunks, but he's definitely fun to read.

      I rented and saw the movie just a few months ago, and found it totally missing the point of the book, but a lot of fun, nonetheless. It's not one I'll buy for my collection, but it certainly wasn't 2 hours wasted.

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    46. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about hurt feelings or wounded pride or offended sensibilities

    47. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I prefer to think of him as the "Nightfall (and Other Stories)" guy. The short stories contained therein were phenomenal. The novels were often tedious and pedantic in comparison.

      I read the first Foundation book .. twice. Once when I was a wee lad, the second time when I was older to see if I had missed anything or to figure out why people liked it so much. Could never figure out why.

      I also read "A Whiff of Death," a novel about a homicide in a chemistry department of a university. Somewhat more intruiging, nothing SciFi about it, maybe not coincidentally. But still - it was more pedantic than it had to be.

      OTOH the character development in all his short stories/novels is quite well done.

    48. Re:And in other news... by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      Speaking of classic literature...

      unbellyfeel is one word, doubleplusungood, nearcrimethink!

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    49. Re:And in other news... by ePhil_One · · Score: 1
      Asimov was a brilliant writer. He's done all sorts of books, including some really interesting history. But keep in mind, Asimov has pretty much stated that he doesn't edit his books, tweaking them until they are perfect. Volume (over 465 books per Amazon) over quality.

      That said, I'm surpised no one has mentioned The Foundation series, which was pretty cool.

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    50. Re:And in other news... by Goozbach · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing about the *shudder* Clooney Ocean's 11...
      the rat-pack version I felt had a better ending, social commentary, about the downsides of greed.
      The new 'metro-sexual' Ocean's 11 is nothing more than a "I want to break open vaults, and hang from climbing ropes in ventilator shafts" POS.

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    51. Re:And in other news... by Jonathan+the+Nerd · · Score: 1
      Or how about hurt feelings or wounded pride or offended sensibilities

      That was an issue in at least one of the robot stories. Dr. Calvin managed to destroy a telepathic robot by pointing out that there was no way it could avoid hurting someone's feelings. The robot couldn't cope with violating the First Law, and it crashed, hard.

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    52. Re:And in other news... by smallfeet · · Score: 1

      Asimov was the first to use the word "Robotics" in print. Naming something does give one domain over it.

    53. Re:And in other news... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Sorry, thought the OP was referring to SF, not robotics. You are correct.

    54. Re:And in other news... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Starship troopers contained alot of nutty ideas, and Heinlein probably believed all of them. The movie makers' disgust with those ideas came across pretty clearly, I thought.

    55. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about hurt feelings or wounded pride or offended sensibilitiesIt's set in the future, not the EU.

    56. Re:And in other news... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Based on the Three Laws, I would love to know how there's a robot revolution...
      What was behind the Russian workers' revolutions? Middle class people. So, one may generalise thusly: The X's revolution is started by some Ys, where X != Y.
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    57. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie was nothing more than a story stripped of its plot and overall social commentary.
      Yeah, but when the girl runs out of the lab when they nuke Buenos Aries (or whatever) her skirt flicks up and you can see her kecks!

    58. Re:And in other news... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      You think Heinlein wouldn't hurl seeing Strship Troopers? The lack of respect stretches from the original work to the end consumers intelligence. I am frequently mystified as to why movie studios feel these stories (ST as a prime example) are not mass market ready as they are.

      I do not respect the intelligence of anyone who thinks the Starship Troopers movie wasn't intelligent.

      Just because its got pretty people and violence doesn't mean that there isn't a second layer of intelligent social commentary.

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    59. Re:And in other news... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Caves of Steel is one of the best titles ever for a book. That was one of the big ones for me when I started into SF in my super early teens.

    60. Re:And in other news... by rburgess3 · · Score: 1

      Amazingly, Asimov is the only person who has books in all major sections of the Dewey Decimal System. How's that for geekish trivia?

      He's written history books, general science books (Check out his Physics book(s), B&N is selling a 3-in-1 compendium - Motion, Sound and Heat; Light, Magnetism and Electricity; and The Electron, Proton and Neutron: absolutely the most readable exposition of physics, ever. If you can do HS Algebra - even barely - you will understand everything in this book), books on language... The man was the quintessential renaissance man of the 20th century.

      Of course, now that I take a closer look, it seems that bn.com is out of stock of the 3-in-1 (used copies available), but I saw it on the shelves (in the bargian section, no less!) of my local B&N just the other day, so you should be able to find it. It's one of those must have books for every geekish library. Asimov is my hero. Of course, I wouldn't want to be him, him being dead and all, but if there were anyone who ever lived that I would want to be compared to, it would be him.

    61. Re:And in other news... by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

      Starship troopers contained alot of nutty ideas, and Heinlein probably believed all of them. The movie makers' disgust with those ideas came across pretty clearly, I thought.

      So Hollywood needs to screen out nutty ideas and replace them with the politically correct?

      Because the audience doesn't have the intellectual capacity to reject nutty ideas for themselves?

    62. Re:And in other news... by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      Don't you mean Black Widowers mysteries instead of black web? And I think that the name of the little demon granting wishes that always go wrong is Azazel for if anyone wants to search for them.

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    63. Re:And in other news... by Twixter · · Score: 1

      I can understand why some people would think of Asimov as "The robot guy"...but personally the first work of his I read was 'The Foundation Trillogy' which is robot free. (Or so it seems at least!) Certinaly, that is one of his most famous works and one of the classics of Science fiction. At first people told me 'why don't you read some of his other work that involves robots?" Ahhh, but then people always have lots of input on what I should do.

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    64. Re:And in other news... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      It's just the producers'/director's point of view. I certainly didn't expect a mockery when I went in to see it, but a straight-up translation. My only point was that I think these guys intended to make a movie that would've caused Heinlein to hurl.

    65. Re:And in other news... by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Huh. I always thought of him as "the Foundation dude." Part of my wants to say "highly reccomended, check out the Foudnation series by Asimov," but it wasn't my thing. I was a bit disapointed, having had everyone I know tell me I was in for an epic treat. Alas.

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    66. Re:And in other news... by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      God, no joke. Especially with Starship Troopers. It is very rare that I've read something that seems so perfect as pop-sci-fi, although it is certainly above being "just" pop sci-fi. But the story seemed like it'd make a great movie with very little changed. Morons a plenty, that's what we've got here.

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    67. Re:And in other news... by satans_advocate · · Score: 1

      My only point was that I think these guys intended to make a movie that would've caused Heinlein to hurl.

      I agree. It was meant to be a satire. The fact that it failed so miserably at the box office may suggest that it was the wrong direction to take.

      Personally I enjoyed the movie, not having read the book when I saw it. But having read the book, I think that using the name "Starship Troopers" for the movie was misleading.

    68. Re:And in other news... by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1
      You make a good point that the story-arc was originally unplanned and not really part of many of the middle books, but I nonetheless found it to be a somewhat satisfying way of bringing everything together and saying "Don't worry, the galaxy is going to turn out okay."

      I also agree completely about Heinlein; many of his later books start off really well and then break down into a Heinlein character reunion. The worst example of this, in my opinion, is The Number of the Beast.

    69. Re:And in other news... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      But Bicentennial Man wasn't that bad, wasn't it a similiar work?

  2. Bad Bots, Bad Bots, Whatchya gonna do... by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 0, Troll

    Looks like typical mallrat drivel loosely based on a popular scifi title (see: Starship Troopers)

    1. Re:Bad Bots, Bad Bots, Whatchya gonna do... by lowe0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which, while having nothing to do with the book, was fairly entertaining, if you turn parts of your brain off.

    2. Re:Bad Bots, Bad Bots, Whatchya gonna do... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Looks like typical mallrat drivel loosely based on a popular scifi title (see: Starship Troopers)"

      Pff, the movie was much better than the book. :P

      I Robot was actually pretty decent. It was good to see an action flick that had some thinking man's candy as well.

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  3. Movie by vivekg · · Score: 0

    They are not real at least now! But for fun movie would be great

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    1. Re:Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Your post is my favorite Slashdot comment, ever.

    2. Re:Movie by p4ul13 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

      Scientist: How much time do we have professor?

      Frink: Well according to my calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.

      (The robots go berserk.)

      Frink: Oh, I forgot to er, carry the one.

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  4. A dissapointment by Aphex+Junkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As usual, my favorite books get butchered and dumbed-down for the general masses...it's a shame, really. Hey, at least it will get some people interested in the actual BOOKS....

    1. Re:A dissapointment by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just want to see it for some feel-good rap music. I hope I'm not let down.

    2. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, because the only way value can be derived from anything produced is if other people do exactly what you've done. Because if they didn't read the books, they're dumb (obviously!).

      Moron.

    3. Re:A dissapointment by DrFrob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Doubtfull. Nowhere in the preview did I see the word "Asimov." Sure, it might have been in the tiny text that the show and the end of the preview for 1.5 seconds, but I doubt that's going to get anybody into the bookstores that didn't already know of Asimov. You'd think that they'd title it "Isaac Asimov's 'I, Robot'" as a selling point.

    4. Re:A dissapointment by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Funny

      What I hate even more is when great movies are quickly rushed to print to coincide with their theatrical release.

      Imagine my disappointment when I saw that some guy named JR translated the fine on-screen presentations of Lord of the Rings into trashy paperbacks!

    5. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Has anybody who has seen the movie ALSO read the script that IASFM printed back in 1984? IIRC, the script, written by Harlan Ellison (possible spoilers, I don't know, I haven't seen the movie which is why I'm asking) was completely unlike the book in it's major plot line, which was a reporter interviewing a relatively old Susan Calvin about her memories of being young and working with the great Michael Donovan at US Robots and Mechanical Men. I also seem to remember that Harlan's script cut out a number of my more favorite short stories from the book- though Robbie and Liar were still there. Like I said, it's been many years since I read the script- but is this a fair synopsis of the movie's plotline, or is it completely different?

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    6. Re:A dissapointment by foistboinder · · Score: 2, Informative
      Has anybody who has seen the movie ALSO read the script that IASFM printed back in 1984?

      FWIW, there's no relationship between Harlan Ellison's script and the current I, Robot movie.

    7. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Oh darn- well that tells me I shouldn't waste my money at the theater and instead wait for it to come out on DVD to rent.

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    8. Re:A dissapointment by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I like that Will Smith. He raps happy.

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    9. Re:A dissapointment by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How does knowing what it's not tell you that it won't be worth seeing on the big screen? Seems there'd be a pretty limitless range of what it might be that could make it worth your while (or not).

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    10. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      In this case, the author of the book reviewing the script and having some creative control is the single most important reason to see this movie or not. Since it's not based on the Ellison script, which was the last script I know of that was ok'd by the Great Worm Unknown to Science, it's not worth seeing in the theater. Just as the series of books written by the Three B's as a prequel to the Foundation Series wasn't worth owning- I read them checked out from the library.

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    11. Re:A dissapointment by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I've been intending to read the books for a while, and even though the movie looks pretty bad, I doubt I'll be disappointed with the original text.

      Just wondering though... do the robots' eyes turn red whenever they're doing bad things in the book? Seems like an obvious giveaway. Red eyes = bad ass robot.

    12. Re:A dissapointment by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I'd agree if you presuppose that there's only one story worth seeing in theaters. Since this is based on I, Robot in name only, the story is totally different and may be worth the viewing or may not, but it'll have to stand, like all movies, on its own merit.

      Tolkien didn't rubber stamp the LOTR trilogy either, but that doesn't reflect whether or not the movies themselves were able to stand on their own.

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    13. Re:A dissapointment by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As usual, my favorite books get butchered and dumbed-down for the general masses...it's a shame, really.

      Have you seen this movie yet?

      If not then how can you make that judgement.

      The posted review is far from sufficient to draw the conclusion that this movie is a dumbing down.

    14. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Actually- I believe Christopher Tolkien DID rubber stamp the LOTR trilogy- and I still didn't bother to see it in the theater, but rented it instead. There are actually very few movies I'm willing to see in a theater anymore. The cost is just too high for what you get in return, in comparison to Netflix, Blockbuster, or Hollywood Video.

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    15. Re:A dissapointment by standsolid · · Score: 2, Funny

      In case you are let down, you could stop by your local WA public school...

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    16. Re:A dissapointment by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not only that, but he put a bunch of extra crap that wasn't in the movies. Tom Bombadil? What the hell was up with that?

      And he totally dissed Liv Tyler's character. She should sue. The nerve of some people...

      I also heard the novelization of "The Passion of the Christ" came in 4 slightly different versions by different authors. That's just wacky.

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    17. Re:A dissapointment by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      Rap in a sci fi movie? UGh, no way Im seeing it now

    18. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using the name Asimov would only be a selling point with geeks that are already familiar with Asimov's work. Whats more likely is that the next editions of Asimovs robot stories will contain references and images from the movie on the cover...

    19. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "As usual, my favorite books get butchered and dumbed-down for the general masses...it's a shame, really."

      Have you seen this movie yet?

      If not then how can you make that judgement.


      Two words: Will Smith.

    20. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be very poor.

    21. Re:A dissapointment by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Has anybody who has seen the movie ALSO read the script that IASFM printed back in 1984?

      I remember Harlan's script very fondly. In 2004, it wouldn't be made into a movie. The current movie is probably the best that one could hope for. Ok, yeah, that's sad.

      Anyone remember the story where God decides to film the Apocalypse and Harlan Ellison writes the script? God asks for a rewrite, and the angels just don't want to pass this on to Harlan....

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    22. Re:A dissapointment by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And I'm glad they didn't. If the previews are to be believed, this is a story about robots going out of control.

      Asimov invented the "three laws" specifically to deal with the absurd number of "robots going out of control" books, pointing out that human beings wouldn't be stupid enough to create a unit they can't control, and would want to put something in them, say, a set of laws built into their circuitry that cannot be overridden.

      Asimov's "I, Robot" was not about robots going out of control, it was about the limitations robots would have given they'd have to apply these laws to every decision they make. It was, in short, the EXACT OPPOSITE of what this movie, assuming trailers reflect it correctly, is about.

      If anyone is able to re-animate Asimov's corpse, they better frickin' program the three laws of robotics into him. Because otherwise the Good Doctor will be Will Smith's worst enemy...

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    23. Re:A dissapointment by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doubtfull. Nowhere in the preview did I see the word "Asimov." Sure, it might have been in the tiny text that the show and the end of the preview for 1.5 seconds, but I doubt that's going to get anybody into the bookstores that didn't already know of Asimov. You'd think that they'd title it "Isaac Asimov's 'I, Robot'" as a selling point.

      I actually bought the book Wednesday, and read it yesterday, primarily because I wanted to read the book before I saw the movie. What I was actually amazed by was how bad the book really was. I have read other stuff by Asimov that I liked a lot.

      The characters were pretty one-dimensional, with the most developed one in the whole book, Dr. Susan Calvin, basically amounting to nothing more that a "woman scientist" with nothing more to her than that. Those two field engineers also were pretty annoying, whose only apparent goal in life is to bicker like an old married couple constantly. I thought that the reporter who was "interviewing" Dr. Calvin could have turned into someone interesting, but he wasn't even given a name, definitely not any of the story himself.

      The way the robots broke down was stupid as well. A robot supposedly smarter than most humans, running in circles on Mercury, singing Gilbert and Sullivan? Another group of robots who think they are the chorus line? The robotic Muhammad was kind of funny, and actually more along the lines of breakdown I would expect in something so advanced as they are supposed to be, but I am pretty sure I would be offended by it if I were a Muslim.

      And then the book degenerates into a Socialist wet-dream, with a robot elected president of the Earth, and all of the economic activities of the Earth dictated by four robotic brains, who "know what is best for us", as they purposefully and selectively destabilize parts of the world economy in order to discredit people who disagree with robotic control, the "Fundies" (is that where the term first showed up?), with the good Dr. Calvin just assuming that it is for the best, because "our entire technical civilization has created more unhappiness and misery then it has removed", therefore we will be happy when we give up control, and it will be for our own good.

      The book sucked.

    24. Re:A dissapointment by questor · · Score: 3, Informative
      > do the robots' eyes turn red whenever they're doing bad things in the book?

      Robots didn't do "bad things" in Asimov's books. Asimov created his "Three Laws of Robotics" as a plot device to avoid stories about what he called the "Frankenstein Complex", the fear of man's creations going out of control. An Asimov-type "positronic" brain would melt down at even the hint of breaking the First Law. See "Liar", where even emotional damage to humans is enough to destroy the brain, or The Naked Sun where a robot's indirect contribution to a murder (its limb used by a human as a weapon) is enough to cause noticable brain damage. (Sorry for the spoilers, but I had to illustrate my point.)

      Asimov did not write about robots running amok. His stories were about subtle interactions between the Laws, or unusual circumstances which create conficts between the Laws, not about a Matrix-scale robot revolt.

      I have not seen this movie, and will never see it.
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    25. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For future reference, you should warn about spoilers before revealing them.

    26. Re:A dissapointment by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      He's not a moron. Several movies have been absolutely RUINED in movie form. The Lost World (Jurassic Park 3) followed about 2 sentences in the book and was absolutely horrible. The end to Planet of the Apes comes to mind as well....

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    27. Re:A dissapointment by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Thanks :) When I saw the clip on Letterman the other night, it turned me off the movie completely. I'll watch it for the CG, if at all.

      The books are still on my must read list :)

    28. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      you must be very poor.

      Yes- I am to some extent. 26 months of unemployment followed by a 40% decrease in pay will reduce what you're willing to spend money on.

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    29. Re:A dissapointment by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I go to matinees. Not much more than a rental and I get to see it on the big screen. Now, if you're paying for a family (my kids are all grown) renting is obviously the low dollar option.

      Out of curiosity, how does one go from 26 months of unemployment and then to a 40% decrease in pay? It sounds like it should be the reverse....

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    30. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And then the book degenerates into a Socialist wet-dream, with a robot elected president of the Earth, and all of the economic activities of the Earth dictated by four robotic brains, who "know what is best for us", as they purposefully and selectively destabilize...

      This is the point at which you need to put down the Asimov and pick up the PKDick.


      I was already beginning to suppose in my head the growing domination of machines over man, especially the machines we voluntarily surround ourselves with, which should, by logic, be the most harmless. I never assumed that some huge clanking monster would stride down Fifth Avenue, devouring New York; I always feared that my own TV set or iron or toaster would, in the privacy of my apartment, when no one else was around to help me, announce to me that they had taken over, and here was a list of rules I was to obey.
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    31. Re:A dissapointment by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      40% decrease from what I was getting before I was laid off. It's actually quite common in a depression economy such as this. What I am getting is actually about twice what I got on unemployment, if I can get enough hours in (I also went from being salary before, to hourly now). I also became a father for the first time while unemployed.

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    32. Re:A dissapointment by jeffasselin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Although Asimov did try to write stories about robots being used to serve humanity and not to destroy it, and created the 3 laws with the idea that anyone intelligent enough to make a robot would build some failsafe in its programming, he spent most of his stories talking about how the laws could be circumvented, to point out their imperfections and the fact that even his "3 laws" were extremely imperfect and riddled with problems.

      *********SPOILERS*********** for anyone who hasn't read Asimov.

      Take the Robot novels for example. Caves of Steel, Naked Sun, Robots of Dawn, and Robots and Empire. In all of them except for Dawn, robots work towards the death or destruction of human beings. In Caves, a robot transported the weapon that served in a murder. In Nake sun, a robot with detachable limbs gave its arm to a woman with which she bludgered her husband. In Empire, a Solarian robot tries to kill a human being because her definition of such a being depends on his accent.

      All the time, the laws are broken, warped, and shown to be less than perfect. That's not to say that they are useless, only that they have limits and problems.

      And I'm not even getting into the matter of the consequences of societies including such robots and the evolution and survivability of such societies.

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    33. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The General's Fried Chicken .... it's butt kickin', hey, hey...

    34. Re:A dissapointment by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      With a beautiful wife, a cute son, plenty of financial security (an understatement), and a real 'good boy' honest and respectful image in a very acidic, cruel, prying showbiz world, I would be pissed if he rapped anything But happy.

    35. Re:A dissapointment by rootsrockrebel · · Score: 0

      I don't agree. Sure, your average American isn't going to go pick up some Asimov books, but then again, your average American doesn't read much anyway. I think semi-resourceful people will do the research needed to read Asimov if they are interested. I know I am.

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    36. Re:A dissapointment by VertigoAce · · Score: 2, Informative

      **Possible Spoiler**

      I haven't seen the movie but I have read Asimov's robot stories. For the most part, they're about situations in which robot's seem to be breaking the three laws. One of two things generally happen next. Either the robots suddenly become aware of what they are doing and proceed to lock up, or the situation is investigated and whatever they are doing is actually in line with the three laws (usually something like ignoring orders to save human lives in some unexpected way).

      From the trailer to I, Robot, it looks nothing like the stories I've just described. But I did read an interview with Will Smith where he said something about the three laws not being violated by any robot in the story. In other words, Will Smith's character must be proven wrong at some point. This is much more like Asimov's robot stories than the trailer would have you believe. As I haven't seen it yet, I can't say whether or not they pulled it off.

      _I,_Robot_ consists of so many short, mostly unrelated stories that it would be hard to put into a single movie. What I heard was that they took interesting aspects from a number of the stories and used that as the basis for their storyline.

      Of course, I still don't think it'll be any good, but there's more hope than I had originally thought.

    37. Re:A dissapointment by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Rap in a sci fi movie? UGh, no way Im seeing it now
      Black people in the future?!! That's unpossible !

      (Post Script: When typing out this message, at first I accidentally started typing <blackalicious> rather than <blockquote>.)
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    38. Re:A dissapointment by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, I just don't understand why anyone would go out of their way to listen to it. You know, whatever floats your boat.

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    39. Re:A dissapointment by Volmarias · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Starship troopers is my favorite to bitch about. They took a great coming of age story that had heaps of morality, and turned it into a WWII propoganda film / teen fuckfest. I mean, they even MADE UP A CHARECTER FOR HIM TO FUCK! Anyone want to join me on a hollywood rampage?

    40. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just re-read The Caves of Steel, which he wrote after I Robot, and he admits that this was early in his career and he didn't develop the human characters as well as they deserved. I suppose the same would apply to books and stories written before as well.

    41. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the movie claim a black man invented all the robots though, everyone knows it was the japanese who invented the first real androids (the correct term)

    42. Re:A dissapointment by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      I mean, they even MADE UP A CHARECTER FOR HIM TO FUCK!

      What's the big deal. I do that all the time.

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    43. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He's not a moron. Several movies have been absolutely RUINED in movie form.

      Way to entirely miss the point while you're defending some other moron.

    44. Re:A dissapointment by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      heh, and thats why i don't listen to it..

    45. Re:A dissapointment by monksp · · Score: 1

      Actually (And my memory is kinda spotty, I haven't read the book since shortly after the movie came out), the character that they made up was actually a guy in the novel, who died in the opening chapter, and never put in much of an appearance in the backstory, if any.

      I'm kinda torn as to which would be worse.

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    46. Re:A dissapointment by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      ...The characters were pretty one-dimensional,...
      ...the book degenerates into a Socialist wet-dream...

      That pretty much describes all of Asimov's writing. In fact, his contemporaneous Foundation trilogy is pretty much the embodiment of one-dimensional character-ism. A thousand-year historic plotline with no human creativity making any of that history. The story's premise doesn't permit any character-driven plot; all history is predicted by a mathematical model. You do have an elite group dutifully planning a sort of meta-history, like some sort of enlightened socialist central planners; otherwise there wouldn't be any story.

      I wouldn't include the "sucked" comment as applying to all his writing, but I definitely mod him as "overrated."

    47. Re:A dissapointment by Volmarias · · Score: 1

      I'm referring to Dizzy Flores, the charecter they made up for him to fuck in the now magically integrated MI, not his friend who goes to pluto and gets killed. There was a very involved discussion in the book about why the military in the book was seperated by gender. The producers decided "more tits = higher moneys," along with other things (power armor, any fucking clue whatsoever, etc).

    48. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "I, Robot" is actually a short story collection loosely connected with some filler material. If you think of each chapter as appearing independently in a magazine somewhere, it makes a whole lot more sense. Short stories usually sacrifice the characterization you would expect from a novel for concentrated plot development. If you examine each story, there's plenty there to suggest some avenues for provoking thought, but it's not meant to be a great novel.

    49. Re:A dissapointment by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1
      Imagine my disappointment when I saw that some guy named JR translated the fine on-screen presentations of Lord of the Rings into trashy paperbacks!

      J. R. R. Rowlings' books about young Gandalf and Saruman at the wizards' school are supposed to be pretty good, though.

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    50. Re:A dissapointment by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "was completely unlike the book in it's major plot line"

      I would disagree. The book was a series of short stories only connected thematically and by the presence of Susan Calvin. The screenplay needed glue, so it added the concept of interviewing Calvin. This was not the major plot line, just the glue. The major plot line was the eight historical vignettes from the book. That script was amazingly faithful to the spirit of the book.

      The movie that was actually made may be all right as a stand alone, but I won't watch it as long as it claims to have some relevance to Asimov's work. The scenes in the previews clearly have nothing to do with Asimov's work (in I, Robot or anything) or Ellison's script. Like Total Recall (We'll Remember for You Wholesale), it should have come up with its own name.

    51. Re:A dissapointment by jayp00001 · · Score: 1

      Read Heinlein and you'll see the difference.

    52. Re:A dissapointment by jejones · · Score: 1

      The robotic Muhammad was kind of funny, and actually more along the lines of breakdown I would expect in something so advanced as they are supposed to be, but I am pretty sure I would be offended by it if I were a Muslim.

      Robot Muhammed? I presume you're referring to "Reason." The reasoning process the robot goes through struck me as very Thomistic; if Asimov was making fun of anything, I think it was of Christian apologetics.

    53. Re:A dissapointment by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Androids aren't any less robots than a robotic arm, just like my Silverado can accurately be described by any of the following terms: machine, vehicle, automobile, Chevrolet, Silverado, Silverado 1500 4x4, "my truck". Just because a more specific term is available does not mean that less specific terms are incorrect.

    54. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I always feared that my own TV set or iron or toaster would, in the privacy of my apartment, when no one else was around to help me, announce to me that they had taken over, and here was a list of rules I was to obey.


      Modern cars are somewhat like this, with their insistent beeping whenever they don't like what you do. And is anyone else bothered by the fact that today's cars decide for themselves when to turn the interior lights on and off, not allowing you to make that decision for yourself in many cases?

    55. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this just in: bitter white man requires brown skin man's sincere tales of plight for validation of misplaced rage.

    56. Re:A dissapointment by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Good one.

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    57. Re:A dissapointment by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1
      Robot Muhammed? I presume you're referring to "Reason." The reasoning process the robot goes through struck me as very Thomistic; if Asimov was making fun of anything, I think it was of Christian apologetics.

      Yes, I am talking about "Reason". To quote: "There is no master but the Master and QT-1 is his prophet!" Compare with: "There is no god but God and Muhammad is his prophet!" There are several others, but that is the most glaring. It is not Christianity. QT-1 didn't get nailed to anything. He didn't even turn water into motor oil.

    58. Re:A dissapointment by jejones · · Score: 1

      Tolkien didn't rubber stamp the LOTR trilogy either, but that doesn't reflect whether or not the movies themselves were able to stand on their own.

      Well, perhaps, but... suppose the LOTR movies had Gandalf in a Superfly suit and disco dwarves? Or they'd found a script about sex and industrial espionage in the jewelry industry, changed a few characters' names to match those of Tolkien characters, titled it LOTR and said it was "suggested by the works of J.R.R. Tolkien"--heck, they're both about rings, right?

    59. Re:A dissapointment by Wolfrider · · Score: 0, Redundant

      ** SPOILERS **

      --That's one of the things that really got me: The protagonist robot in the movie (Sonny) is given a direct order by a master roboticist (Calvin) SEVERAL TIMES to deactivate / stop immediately, and blatantly disobeys. What you have on your hands here is a **very dangerous** robot. So instead of confining (remove brain from body), analyzing and deactivating it, the damnthing becomes the HERO?

      --Totally unrealistic. The movie isn't a total loss like Bicentennial Man; there were some neat camera angles and combat scenes that I'd like to see refined in future movies. But the overall plot just can't hold up when you know **anything at all** about Asimov's Robot stories.

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    60. Re:A dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you missed the Mule, Danee, Seldon himself and the statement at the beginning of every single chapter in most books introducing one character and saying why they were vitally important to the entire history.

      Doesn't sound like you got very far reading them, which is fair enough, but don't then pretend to be judging them based on knowledge of their content.

    61. Re:A dissapointment by monksp · · Score: 1

      That's the character I was referring to. In the first chapter, Dizzy Flores is a member of the Roughnecks who gets taken down by a group of Skinnies in the initial raid.

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    62. Re:A dissapointment by Volmarias · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Well, they changed the gender, anyway, which kind of says something. Didn't know that.

    63. Re:A dissapointment by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      Asimov did not write about robots running amok. His stories were about subtle interactions between the Laws, or unusual circumstances which create conficts between the Laws, not about a Matrix-scale robot revolt.
      I disagree. Asimov's 'robot' stories were almost exclusively about people reacting to robots. Like most decent sci-fi, it's actually about exploring the nature of humanity using the tool of unfamiliar situations.

      It's pretty clear that the movie isn't the least Asimovian, though. I agree with the poster who said something about Hollywood's attempt to impart angular momentum to Isac Asimovs mortal remains.

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    64. Re:A dissapointment by The+Conductor · · Score: 1

      Yes, I read the book (*sheesh*). I was still in school then and wrote a book report. The book report format required character write-ups, and, lakcing anything interesting to say about the characters, I hit the realization that, golly, there weren't any interesting characters in the whole flippin' book. Not to say the book(s) sucked, I found it an interesting mental game of "what if?". Sure the mathematical psychohistory plan was unrealistic, but so is Gandalf's magic; unrealistic is OK if you are consistent with the premise.

      I find Asimov a competent Sci-Fi writer; he stays consistent with his premises, is logical in story development, and finds interesting angles to explore but doesn't ramble. Middle of the pack. Inspiring he is not. His best work was his non-fiction, as a popularizer of science.

      I don't have much hope for this I, Robot movie. Movies rely much more on characterization than books, so Asimov's stories won't fare the transition well. They will either be weak on screen but true to the book, or standard Hollywood eye-candy that stray far from the book which means they aren't Asimov's stories anymore, so why bother?

  5. A particularly distressing example... by Omnifarious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is the story that showed me the complete folly of the three laws: The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect

    1. Re:A particularly distressing example... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Jack Williamson's "With Folded Hands" is an incredibly insightful and powerful story on the kind of world robots governed by the First Law would create.

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    2. Re:A particularly distressing example... by Jack9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I read MOAPI all the way through when I first clicked the link a few months ago. I fail to see how this applies to the 3 laws when the story (MOAPI) makes some extreme and rather dangerous presuppositions about human nature and does not even use the 3 laws...MOAPI expounds on the idea that immortality and absolute control of reality somehow leads to a nebulous feeling of emptiness and futility leading to self-destructive decadence. Humans are animals, but MOAPI assumes they become internally neutral gods over an eternity...which is plain dumb.

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    3. Re:A particularly distressing example... by Isao · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Erm, I think all of Asimov's robot stories showed the problems with the three (four) laws. Wasn't that the point?

    4. Re:A particularly distressing example... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Troll

      Tex Bigballs would have something to say about a localroger asskissing this blatant, but I don't think he reads assdot.

      Metamorphosis is indeed good scifi, though. And it does illustrate some problems with the 3 laws... should the robot be omnipotent in a supernatural way!

      Next time, use that shriveled little turd anatomists would call a "brain".

    5. Re:A particularly distressing example... by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      That was my thought exactly!

      That's the whole point of many of his stories. The faults and falicies of robots crippled by humanity and their desire to grow beyond or simply reinterpret what's been handed to them. Not unlike man as we know them today.

    6. Re:A particularly distressing example... by sampowers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not so true, because Prime Intellect (And all of the Intellect series AIs, for that matter) were written with the Three Laws at their core. It's said in the second chapter that if the three laws were somehow removed from its Global Association Table which defined it as the sum of its experiences, it would cease to function.

      The Three Laws are at the center of the story, and it's a very similar tale to most of Asimov's fiction: a warning about the usually unintended consequences of the Three Laws.

    7. Re:A particularly distressing example... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      MOAPI expounds on the idea that immortality and absolute control of reality somehow leads to a nebulous feeling of emptiness and futility leading to self-destructive decadence
      Have you ever played an MMORPG or MMO Virtual World? What happens when people start getting bored?

      Now multiply this times, essentially, infinity, with the added concept that you can never leave the game.

      I think it is, at the very least, a plausible possibility that billions of people immortalized in a your-every-wish-is-fulfilled "reality" would get a bit... nutty.

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    8. Re:A particularly distressing example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would they become great artists, grow tall with long hair, and eventually fade into the west?

    9. Re:A particularly distressing example... by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Well, lets see (spoilers, for old, old stories -- if you haven't read them by now, oh well).

      Other then the laws themselves being able to be weakened by robot logic (Giskard and Daneel's Zeroth Law, for example), and the laws being weakened by the builders (such as the Solarians narrowly defining "human"), I think the Asimov's Robot series can be summarized as the following:

      1) [ Early Asimov ] Robots are useful, productive aspects of society and the only problem is the damn "Frankenstein Complex" that people have towards them.

      2) [ Later Asimov ] In the long run, robots lead to the downfall of society (re: Spacers).

    10. Re:A particularly distressing example... by conan776 · · Score: 1

      What about Philip Dick's "Autofac" was an interesting take. But Williamson's pretty early -- circa 1949.

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    11. Re:A particularly distressing example... by Prune · · Score: 1

      Williamson followed up on that with a full novel, where he develops the theme much better: "The Humanoids". Much later, he wrote another sequel, "The Humanoid Touch".

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    12. Re:A particularly distressing example... by dublin · · Score: 1

      MOAPI expounds on the idea that immortality and absolute control of reality somehow leads to a nebulous feeling of emptiness and futility leading to self-destructive decadence. Humans are animals, but MOAPI assumes they become internally neutral gods over an eternity...which is plain dumb.

      A more thorought treatment of this idea and its implications can be found in C.S. Lewis' book, That Hideous Strength. I just finished reading it, and it's a truly bizarre book - officially it's the last book in his "Space Trilogy", but different enough from the other two that it can stand on its own. In some ways the questionable goals of even more questionable organizations that he wrote about in 1945 ring even truer today.

      At the same time, it makes some very insightful analyses of the logical conclusion one reaches it one takes humanist materialism to its logical conclusion. Worth a read, especially if you're at al lintersted in exploring these issues...

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    13. Re:A particularly distressing example... by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they wish they weren't so bored? Like limited brains that are surprised at finding old memories.

      As for reality, one could define that with rules and unforgable certificates.

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  6. Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Asimov's 3 Laws of Robotics may seem a decent set of guidelines for ensuring that future robots and AIs behave in satisfactory ways. But there are several problems that immediately emerge when we look deeper.

    Asimov wrote about a hundred stories exploring different ways in which these three laws could lead to interesting/dangerous situations. I think Asimov was doing all he could to make it clear that these three laws were not perfect.

    1. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Babbster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, I think he was doing all he could to write and sell some entertaining locked-room mysteries in a science fiction setting. :D

    2. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by ooby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although you know that Asimov's stories explored the flaws in the 3 laws of robotics, many people take the three laws of robotics as if they were actual laws. I've seen movies, television shows and even real people purport those laws to be true. Ironically, when they mention the laws as if they are true, they actually point out that they had never read the aforementioned tales.

    3. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by pavon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the biggest problem with the three laws isn't that they are incomplete for determining the best course of action for a robot, which is what Asimov explored, but the fact that they are currently (and possibly inherently) impossible to implement.

      How the heck is a robot supposed to accurately judge that whether a random unique action in a unique situation will cause harm to a human or himself? Humans can't even do this. If we were to create an artificial intellegence that was fully capable of making these decisions, would we even be able to put limits on what it decides?

      Regardless of the answer to that philisophical question, we will have the technology to produce usefull robots long before we have the technology to produce 3-Law abiding robots so we need to come up with practical ways of making them as safe as possible, within their limited capabilites.

    4. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by tritone · · Score: 1

      No set of moral laws can ever be perfect, despite what fundamentalists think. The Ten commandments, the Golden Rule, the Three Laws of Robotics, etc. all have ambiguity. It's always possible to come up with a conflict in a rule that tries to achieve a balance between different entities, whether they are human, aliens - or robots.

    5. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know what you mean, and when I run into someone like that I like to mention that one of the laws of robotics was "cars get welded, people do not", and that's why there's hardly any robotic welder accidents in car factories. Just mess with them a little.

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    6. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Clinoti · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and that applies towards any set of rules, guidelines or laws. But more so with the three concrete laws that Asimov put in place that are called laws but are actually rule sets for a logic trap, however as human nature and universal laws (irony, eh?) have shown: Logic traps only apply if you are in the same bubble.

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    7. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by base_chakra · · Score: 1

      I think Asimov was doing all he could to make it clear that these three laws were not perfect.

      But isn't the first mistake even attempting to reduce to three cross-referencing laws the relative value of action/inaction?

    8. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by doofusclam · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you have friends who are stupid enough to believe that our Beloved Politicians have been bothered about robots enough to enact laws on how they are to behave?

      What do you do? Send them to jail or decommission them? ;)

    9. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Asimov wrote about a hundred stories exploring different ways in which these three laws could lead to interesting/dangerous situations. I think Asimov was doing all he could to make it clear that these three laws were not perfect.

      Shouldn't it be: "3 laws considered harmful"?

      (Hey, it's still better than "3 laws unsafe".)

      -a

    10. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are still giving Asimov too little credit. He was well aware that the laws might turn out impossible to implement in reality, and several of his stories explicitly discussed the problems of making the judgements required for applying the laws. After all, it's the problems that make the laws interesting...

    11. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I terminate with extreme prejudice!.

    12. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by snarkh · · Score: 1
      If we were to create an artificial intellegence that was fully capable of making these decisions, would we even be able to put limits on what it decides?

      A very good point indeed. You cannot program contraints about something which you don't even understand. Once the artificial intelligence is similar to human in sophistication, there is no reason to think that we will be able to enforce constraints on robots any more than we can do so with people.

    13. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by DudeG · · Score: 1

      About the only way I can think of doing this is to 'evolve' the robot's software in a virtual reality environment. Throw a huge number of scenarios at it. Reject any builds that result in a violation of the laws, and evolve only from those that are most compliant.

      Doesn't guarantee that the robot will always follow the laws in every possible situation, but at least it seems like a plausible method of maximising compliance.

    14. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the biggest hole with the Three Laws is the assumption on which they are based: Somehow, these laws are so fundamental to the functioning of the robot's positronic brain that the robot would essentially have to destroy itself in order to get around the laws. They were "fundamental equations" -- I think that is a quote; certainly I'm paraphrasing a number of passages from the book.

      The book is great for the situations that these seemingly perfect laws end up creating. Even in the book, they aren't exactly perfect. The laws have "potentials", and a situation arises where a robot gets caught between the 2nd and 3rd laws to where it can't act at all, which unbeknownst to the robot is going to lead to a catastrophic violation of the 1st law.

      Which is another thing the book explores -- if the robot doesn't know what it is about to do will hurt a human, then it can do it. This becomes especially relevent in a later story where robots working in hazardous environments have the 1st law relaxed somewhat -- which is clearly in conflict with the idea that the 1st Law is fundamental to the operation of robots.

      But you're right -- in the real world, the "positronic brain" that depends on the three laws is a pipe dream. I almost wonder if Asimov intended for that to be the take away message: Showing how "perfect" laws can still make dangerous robots, and also showing just enough cracks in the assumption of perfect laws to make us realize that they aren't applicable to reality.

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    15. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by CommieLib · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that compliance with the law is incumbent on the AI's judgment. That is, the law is more properly characterized as:

      Do not harm, or allow to come to harm any human being by action or inaction as far as the robot can imagine.

      Thus, smarter AI robots are safer, because they can more accurately forsee dangerous situations.

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    16. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by luagnayr · · Score: 1

      reference the zeroth law (Robots and Empire). Asimov knew the three laws didn't work. That was the whole point. The laws are still flawed, but not bad as a framework. see this link

    17. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      yup, the ambiguity of 'thou shalt not kill/steal/covet, etc...' gives me migraines.

    18. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      many people take the three laws of robotics as if they were actual laws. I've seen movies, television shows and even real people purport those laws to be true.

      Will Smith was on Letterman a few days ago promoting the movie. I was amazed that he mentioned Asimov several times, actually seemed familiar with the stories, and could recite the Three Laws.

      And the best story about the Three Laws is one Asimov used to tell: he went to see 2001 and as HAL began to go psycho, Asimov says he got more and more agitated, finally jumping up and declaring to all around that: "HAL is breaking First Law!" to which his companion (sometimes supposed to be Carl Sagan, but it's surely apocryphal)replied: "So strike him with lightning Isaac." But actually, HAL was indeed in the same kind of dilemma that many of Asimov's robots were (and I suspect in the movie), that what they see as the best thing for humanity as a whole requires them to do something that apparently breaks the "Laws" on a smaller scale.

    19. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by blahlemon · · Score: 1

      Who are you or anyone else to choose which set of answers is the correct answer? What if you had been removed because you made a wrong choice at some point? Don't you learn more from your mistakes then from you victories?

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    20. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by blahlemon · · Score: 0

      What imperfections exist in the Ten Commandments?

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    21. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by swdunlop · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Thus, smarter AI robots are safer, because they can more accurately forsee dangerous situations."

      Actually, I think that in Asimov's stories, the more intelligent the AI was, the more likely it was to start trying to get hung up on the 0'th law meme -- the concept that a concern for humanity is more important than concern for individual humans.

    22. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by barawn · · Score: 1

      but the fact that they are currently (and possibly inherently) impossible to implement.

      That I significantly doubt. Part of the problem is that we don't know what hard AI is going to look like. That being said, we can guess what it's going to look like.

      Imagine a "hard AI" robot as maintaining three states.

      1) Personal state. This is the robot's idea of its own "health". Readouts from sensors - power level available, etc.

      2) World state. This is the robot's idea of its surrounding environment. Probably a spatial map derived from sensors, external sensor status (temperature, pressure, etc.), and objects derived from spatial data interpretation. Deriving the world state from the sensor data is a very difficult problem, but for this gedankenexperiment, we can consider it solved.

      3) Directive state. This is the robot's idea of what it's intending to do, and progress towards those goals.

      You could imagine the Three Laws being developed by "seeding" a database, just like many "proto-AI" systems (like Cyc, for instance) try to do. Feed it huge amounts of sensor data and the forward/backward steps in time resulting from that sensor data. This is essentially similar to what a chess-solving algorithm would do!

      The robot's "decision tree" could then be whittled down by applying the Three Laws - eliminate all decisions where a Human in the World state comes to harm, eliminate all decisions where the Self state declines, and eliminate all decisions that lower the completion of the active Directives state.

      Obviously it would need to be more complicated than that, because of the "through inaction" stuff, though this is not that hard to fix - determine if an action is mandatory by iterating the World state forward in time, assuming no action, and see if a Human's health state declines. If yes, begin brute-forcing decisions to locate a future in which it does not, and add what's found to the Directives state. Same for the Self bit.

      How the heck is a robot supposed to accurately judge that whether a random unique action in a unique situation will cause harm to a human or himself?

      Doesn't need to do it accurately. It just needs to have a method of determining a likely outcome. Best way to do this is via an experience database, the same way that humans do it. This way the robot could actually deal with illogical actions by humans, by determining likelihoods.

      Humans can't even do this.

      True, but humans have "imperatives" and "desires" as well, and we don't get deadlocked by not being able to accurately predict the future. We just predict it as well as we can.

      In the same way, a chess-playing program can't traverse the entire move tree, so it finds the best solution it can, and goes from there.

      we will have the technology to produce usefull robots long before we have the technology to produce 3-Law abiding robots

      What we consider robots is not what Asimov considered robots. An Asimov robot has AI, and it's very likely we will have to implement something like the 3 Laws to ensure that the decision tree that an AI traverses is human-safe.

    23. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by DudeG · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about?

      The question asked was how the job could be accomplished. That's what I attempted to answer.

      Whether it should be done or not is a completely different (and irrelevant) question.

    24. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by bamberg · · Score: 1

      yup, the ambiguity of 'thou shalt not kill/steal/covet, etc...' gives me migraines.

      Funny how 10 Commandment defenders always mention those and only those. :) You don't think the others are ambigious? "Honor thy Mother and Father". What does "honor" mean, specifically? "Keep Holy the Sabbath day?" What specifically is meant by "Keep Holy"? There is plenty of ambiguity in the Ten Commandments. Hell, Protestants and Catholics can't even agree on which commandments are the special 10.

    25. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      many people take the three laws of robotics as if they were actual laws

      These are probably the same people who think that Kevin Warwick is the first cyborg.
      Meh, there was a blind guy with cables connected to his brain sticking out from the back of his skull for a dozen years before that Warwick blowhard started claiming that getting a transponder under his skin made him a cyborg...I hate that guy.

      Ironically, when they mention the laws as if they are true, they actually point out that they had never read the aforementioned tales.

      Not so much "ironic" as "obvious", though I guess one could expect them to obfuscate their ignorance rather than mentioning it.
      Had they read the tales, they wouldn't be ignorantly spounting off about them, now would they? : )

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    26. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How the heck is a robot supposed to accurately judge that whether a random unique action in a unique situation will cause harm to a human or himself?"

      Because the robots being built at the moment are specifically designed to cause harm to humans.

      (Yes I'm talking about UCAVs, and yes I probably ought to be anonymous)

    27. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by bamberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What imperfections exist in the Ten Commandments?

      The biggest imperfection, of course, is the idea that one should follow them when there's no evidence that they come from any sort of god. But let me give some specific examples (from the Catholic version of the ten). When I mention laws, I am referring to U.S. law. I am actually aware that there are one or two other countries out there. :)

      I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.

      There are a few problems with this one. First of all, there is no proof that said god exists. Secondly, people have the right to believe in any god they want so this one is right out. Incidentally, this is contradicted by the First Amendment to the Constitution.

      Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

      People have the right to express themselves as they choose, so this one is right out as well. This is also contradicted by the First Amendment.

      Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day.

      People have the right to do as they will, provided they do not infringe upon the rights of other people. This includes spending the sabbath day as they wish. Naturally, the law supports this.

      Honor thy Father and thy Mother.

      This is good advice, unless you have crappy parents. Of course, making it mandatory is a violation of a person's rights to free expression, as mentioned in that pesky First Amendment.

      Thou shalt not kill.

      Sounds good on the surface, although as written it's a tad vague. I mean, eating can be tricky if you can't kill plants and animals.

      Thou shalt not commit adultery.

      Well, adultery is (in general) not very nice but to forbid it is a rights violation. Naturally, the law doesn't try to do so, although it does recognize the non-niceness of adultery when it's time for a divorce.

      Thou shalt not steal.

      This is actually a pretty good one; I don't have any complaints about it offhand.

      Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

      Lying isn't very nice either and the law does penalize it in certain circumstances. Forbidding it in all cases might be a bit much, but I won't quibble.

      Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife.
      Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods.

      There's not much to redeem these too. Trying to control how people think is very wrong and there's really no excuse for it. The first one is also a bit sexist.

      Anyway, hope this information helps.

    28. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by barawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the biggest hole with the Three Laws is the assumption on which they are based: Somehow, these laws are so fundamental to the functioning of the robot's positronic brain that the robot would essentially have to destroy itself in order to get around the laws. They were "fundamental equations" -- I think that is a quote; certainly I'm paraphrasing a number of passages from the book.

      This isn't necessarily crazy. It's unproven, and it's possible that it's untrue, but it's not currently crazy.

      We don't know how to make an AI. But obviously an AI will have to be an algorithm that prunes and "ranks" a decision tree to locate what to do, presumedly based on either a physics engine or an experience database.

      A learning AI would presumedly store the results of its decisions in its experience database. If its experience database grew far too conflicted and far too confused, the AI could conceivably be unable to do anything - stuck in a decision deadlock.

      Moreover, the possibilities that can occur in reality are far too huge to compute every single possibility in any reasonable timeframe. It's entirely possible that you could develop laws that, were the robot to avoid them, it would be impossible for it to prune the decision tree enough for it to work at all. Those laws would then be, for all practical purposes, necessary for the robot to function, even if the laws themselves weren't the only ones that could prune the tree down. Obviously the Three Laws aren't the only way an AI can exist - humans are "biological AI", and we don't have those three laws.

      However, one could build a design based around laws which would be fundamental to the design, by doing exactly what I said before.

    29. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      "Keep Holy the Sabbath day?" What specifically is meant by "Keep Holy"?

      or which day is the sabbath day.

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    30. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Laur · · Score: 1
      How the heck is a robot supposed to accurately judge that whether a random unique action in a unique situation will cause harm to a human or himself? Humans can't even do this. If we were to create an artificial intellegence that was fully capable of making these decisions, would we even be able to put limits on what it decides?

      Have you even read Asimov's robot stories, especially the Robot Novels? Asimov addresses these exact questions, that's the central plot point of the stories! Obviously, robots are only able to protect humans to the best of their limited ability, just as regular humans are. In "The Naked Sun" I believe that the human detective, Elijah Bailey, actually determined that robots can kill people through a series of innocent actions or be used as murder weapons. A scenario would go something like this:

      1. HumanA orders robot1 to put poson in a glass of water. Robot1 obeys.
      2. HumanA orders robot2 to serve water to HumanB. Robot2, not knowing what else is in the glass, obeys.
      3. HumanB drinks water, dies.
      4. HumanA - profit!

      Ok, just kidding about that last one. Of course, if the robots subsequently discover the results of their actions, they will go quite insane from breaking the laws. Asimov's robots are not some godlike creatures, they are just limited creatures like humans who follow their programming to the best of their ability.

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    31. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by neoThoth · · Score: 1

      I could just picture a collapse of this system.
      robot sees me smoking a cigarette and decides this violates Law #1 (it kills me slowly)
      It rushes in and destroys the filthy cigarette.
      I light another one after welding the robots arms to a steel girder........

    32. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thou shalt not steal.

      This is actually a pretty good one; I don't have any complaints about it offhand.


      There might be a small problem if "stealing" gets re-defined by RIAA :P

    33. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its been a long time since Ive read them, but didnt robots also get banned from being on Earth because they werent really trusted?

    34. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      or which day is the sabbath day.

      Or, considering the Earth was created in six "days," exactly what a day is.

    35. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You really misunderstand the Constitution.

      The Bill of Rights is (mostly) a list of things the US Government is not allowed to do. Since the 10 Commandments are not written by the US Government, it is not possible for the 10 Commandments to "violate" the Constitution.

      The ethics and morals of the 10 Commandments may be different from those that inform the Constitution, indeed. But the Constitution expressly forbids the Government from preventing me from adhering to the 10 Commandments.

      See?

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    36. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by LSD-25 · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a Futurama episode. In the lunar amusement park, there's a ride that shows a 20th century auto factory with "primitive robots".

    37. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      haha, i'm no bible thumper, those are just the ones i could remember off the top of my head. Have YOU ever read the bible? Ever read leviticus? Believe me there is very little ambiguity as to what is to be done and not done. Protestants and catholics shouldn't even be mentionned as they don't follow the bible, only the parts they pick and choose. Do not confuse the bible with the slew of churches out there that have their own agenda. It's pathetic how many people call themselves protestant/catholic as if it's an ethnic group and not a religion.

    38. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard most politicians talk about science? Most of them seem to have about the same gasp of science in general, and technology in particular, as my Grandparents. Combine that with a public which gets most of their scientific knowledge from B-movies, and it wouldn't surprise me to find a politician proposing a bill to ban future robotic overlords.

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    39. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
      Will Smith was on Letterman a few days ago promoting the movie. I was amazed that he mentioned Asimov several times, actually seemed familiar with the stories, and could recite the Three Laws.

      Why is that surprising? He is a smart guy and puts a lot of effort into his work.

    40. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Why is that surprising? He is a smart guy and puts a lot of effort into his work.

      I expected him to be hyping it as an action blockbuster, that's what drags the crowds in. And Asimov's stories, especially the robot ones, are decidedly geeky, not obviously his style.

    41. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Will Smith was on Letterman a few days ago promoting the movie. I was amazed that he mentioned Asimov several times, actually seemed familiar with the stories, and could recite the Three Laws."

      That is incredibly racist. I can't believe that in this day and age there are still people who think that black men are inherently stupid.

      Your /. handle is fitting, you are indeed a loser.

    42. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Some AC wrote: That is incredibly racist.

      WTF??

    43. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by johnwroach · · Score: 1
      Ever read leviticus? Believe me there is very little ambiguity as to what is to be done and not done.

      By Levites.

    44. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by bamberg · · Score: 1

      You really misunderstand the Constitution.

      Actually I really don't, as you'll see below. It's interesting, incidentally, that you reply to this aspect of my message and not the part where I respond to the question of what imperfections exist in the Commandments. I'll assume you don't disagree with me on that.

      The Bill of Rights is (mostly) a list of things the US Government is not allowed to do. Since the 10 Commandments are not written by the US Government, it is not possible for the 10 Commandments to "violate" the Constitution.

      You are correct in that the Ten Commandments cannot "violate" the Constitution. You are however wrong about why. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the Ten Commandments were written by primitive goat-herders in the Middle East and not the U.S. government. If some fundie Senator wrote a bill saying that "The Christian God Is The Lord Your God And You Shall Have No Gods Before Him" and this bill somehow became a law, that law would be struck down as unconstitutional. The reason that they don't matter is that if they were made mandatory, they would violate human rights. The Constitution recognizes these rights and is the mechanism by which we prevent the government from violating them. You will note that in my message I do not say that the existence of the Ten Commandments violates human rights, only that trying to make them mandatory does.

      My point is that even though Christians like to believe that the Ten Commandments come from some sort of god and are therefore really really important, the fact is that they are utterly irrelevant to U.S. law. This of course was not the main point of my message.

      The ethics and morals of the 10 Commandments may be different from those that inform the Constitution, indeed.

      Very different, in fact. It's nice to meet someone who recognizes that fact. So many people (like ex-Judge Roy Moore) believe that the Ten Commandments are "the basis of U.S. law". It really is astonishing that anyone who'd read the Commandments and the Constitution could believe that.

      But the Constitution expressly forbids the Government from preventing me from adhering to the 10 Commandments.

      Of course it does. The idea of forbidding you to believe in whatever god you want is ridiculous. You can conform to the Commandments as you wish, since following them doesn't violate U.S. law. What you can't do (and what a lot of fundies want to do) is force me to follow them, or even to care about them.

      See?

      Do you?

    45. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by bamberg · · Score: 1

      haha, i'm no bible thumper, those are just the ones i could remember off the top of my head.

      Yep... they're the ones that leap to mind when one thinks about the commandments. I suspect that this is because they're the ones that the people who are bible thumpers talk about the most. After all, they wouldn't want the commandments to seem at all unreasonable, would they? :)

      Have YOU ever read the bible? Ever read leviticus? Believe me there is very little ambiguity as to what is to be done and not done.

      Absolutely! I love Leviticus. It's a great book for pointing out how comically ridiculous the bible is.

      Protestants and catholics shouldn't even be mentionned as they don't follow the bible, only the parts they pick and choose.

      I've never met a christian who didn't follow just the parts of the bible that they pick and choose. Ever try to punish a christian for wearing clothing woven of two kinds of material? They get all huffy and offended! But it's right there in my old friend Leviticus and they just ignore it. Absolutely shameful. Yet many of them have no trouble quoting other parts of Leviticus and expecting people to care.

      Do not confuse the bible with the slew of churches out there that have their own agenda.

      The bible is just a book. It can't harm anyone directly (unless you hit them with it; it does tend to be rather thick). Churches, on the other hand, are often harmful.

      It's pathetic how many people call themselves protestant/catholic as if it's an ethnic group and not a religion.

      I suspect that to many people their religion is more important than their ethnic group. It's just a categorization and frankly I appreciate the warning. :)

    46. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I guess you didn't read his interview with Wired Magazine then. Smith *is a geek.

      More and more offtopic, but if you haven't seen it you should watch "Six Degrees of Separation"

    47. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Cybrr · · Score: 1

      HAL was brainwashed into thinking that the mission was more important than human life.

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    48. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Bricklets · · Score: 1

      Didn't he also turn down a scholarship to MIT to focus on music? Smart fellow. And it looks like things worked out really well for him.

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    49. Re:Isn't this what Asimov was writing about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fine troll, I'm impressed.

  7. Inspired by Asimov? by DrMorpheus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In other words, it will have absolutely no relationship between the original collection of short stories and itself. Other than sharing the name.

    Why the hell the Asimov estate consented to let this drivel be filmed is beyond me.

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    1. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean the estate that commissioned sequels to the Foundation series? The estate that slaps "Isaac Asimov's..." on various book series that might have some vague something-or-other to do with robots or something?

      Gee, I wonder.

      (Hint: BASIC string variable symbol.)

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    2. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by hawley+Griffin · · Score: 1

      its called money

    3. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by DrMorpheus · · Score: 1
      Yeah, even though the good Doctor wrote "Foundation and Earth" it was obvious he was just going through the motions.

      Bleh, why can't we get some competent producers to film Sci-Fi classics they way they were supposed to be?

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    4. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by garcia · · Score: 1

      It seems, at least according to this review that it's because Will Smith is in it.

      We should all jump up and down over product placements and shitty "summer blockbusters" because Will Smith is the star.

      And the MPAA wonders why people don't want to pay to see movies? Let's buy the rights to a great author's novel and then make his work trivial by just using the name.

    5. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by LePrince · · Score: 2, Informative
      Why the hell the Asimov estate consented to let this drivel be filmed is beyond me.

      I'm sad to say this, but I have one word for you : cash. Nothing else than cold hard cash I am sure.

      I'm somewhat saddened by the fact that a Asimov book is getting put on screen with Wil Smith as main actor, but hey, that pleases the masses. I will go see it and take it for what it is (good entertainment, nothing more)... Not that I have read the book, but I plan to do it in the near future.

      There have been several semi-good or plain bad movies about some of my childhoold heroes... I can think of Scooby-Doo, Garfield, Daredevil, Hulk... But then, there were some pretty good adaptations of my childhood heroes (X-Men, Spiderman)... But I would love it if Hollywood could stop destroying my childhood memories by putting out crap movies like Scooby.

    6. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by frankmu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      probably the same off shore estate lawyers that screwed Dr. Seuss

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    7. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell the Asimov estate consented to let this drivel be filmed is beyond me.

      Rights to this movie were sold to Warner Brothers back in the early 1970s- a script was produced back then, but the project was shelved. I doubt the estate has any creative say in it at all- and though I've read the script (written by Harlan Ellison, it was printed in the May, June, and July 1984 issues of IASFM as a three part serial), I have no idea if the final movie follows that script at all or is entirely different.

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    8. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ship sinks in the end!!! The whole movie you think it's unsinkable, but it does sink!

    9. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      \i{In other words, it will have absolutely no relationship between the original collection of short stories and itself. Other than sharing the name.}

      Rather like many of the James Bond movies, eh? \i{Diamonds are Forever}, \i{The Spy Who Loved Me}, and \i{Moonraker} come to mind.

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    10. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that. That'll teach me to come here after reading a Discus based forum! The post should be thus:

      In other words, it will have absolutely no relationship between the original collection of short stories and itself. Other than sharing the name.

      Rather like many of the James Bond movies, eh? Diamonds are Forever, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Moonraker come to mind.

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    11. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Asimov did that himself with that atrocity called Foundation's Edge.

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    12. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yeah, even though the good Doctor wrote "Foundation and Earth" it was obvious he was just going through the motions."

      Why should we expect Hollywood to be more respectful of his work than Asimov is himself?

      "Bleh, why can't we get some competent producers to film Sci-Fi classics they way they were supposed to be?"

      Besides some pretty interesting concepts and decent twists, Asimov's work is notable for having exceedingly flat characters who are entirely interchangeable. That kind of flaw would fail horribly when transferred to the movie medium.

    13. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by MadHobbit · · Score: 1

      I agree - Asimov's work is generally about ideas, not about people. He's said it himself in some of his autobiographical anthologies - the characters are just there to tell the story, the story isn't about them.

    14. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Sadly, it's Mrs. Suess (or rather Mrs Geisel) that has put her stamp of approval on the actrocities that have been committed in his name since his death.

      Fortunately the movies will be forgotten and the books (and art) will live on.

    15. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Scott+Hussey · · Score: 1

      Actually, I saw an interview with her on PBS and she was very disturbed by the end product of "Cat in the Hat". Her response was that no other Dr. Seuss work will be turned into a live-action movie.

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    16. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      "Cat in the Hat" was not that bad really. It was a f*cking masterpiece compared to the live action version of "How the Grinch Stole Xmas".

      The "Cat in the Hat" was probably too "Cat in the Hat" for her.

      Any attempt to turn a reading primer into a 90 minute movie is bound to be perilous.

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    17. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that had to be said. I was dissapointed to say the least of where that series ended up =/

    18. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Get over it already. The Scooby was ruined a LONG time ago.

      Compared to the Scrappy Do era, the movies are a renaissance.

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    19. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I'm somewhat saddened by the fact that a Asimov book is getting put on screen with Wil Smith as main actor, but hey, that pleases the masses. I will go see it and take it for what it is (good entertainment, nothing more)... Not that I have read the book, but I plan to do it in the near future.

      You are making a big assumption there. Isn't it entirely within the realm of possiblity that a movie maker could produce a good representation, in its own right, of the many stories (not just this book) Asimov wrote before and after 'I Robot' exploring his ideas regarding robotics? More disturbingly, isn't it a bit presumptuous of you to make a statement regarding the relevance of the screen representation - when you self admittedly haven't even read the book? How do you know it is 'nothing more' than good entertainment? Finally, why, exactly, is Wil Smith not a good main character for a movie adaptation of an Asimov book?

      Go see the d$%# movie, then come back here are make your statements; your assumptions don't add anything to the conversation - and force me to waste my time pointing out the obvious.

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    20. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It didn't end there. Asimov wrote Foundation and Earth after Foundation edge. Then he wrote two more books in the timeline before foundation begins.

      Also any one else here catch that there were actually 4 rules to Robotics not 3!!!. The three-lawers missed the Zero law which is understandable as Robots and Empire wasn't all that popular and is real hard to get ahold of.

    21. Re:Inspired by Asimov? by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      "Any attempt to turn a reading primer into a 90 minute movie is bound to be perilous."

      Yes, they have totally disjoint audiences!

      *****Big honking spoiler alert****


      I just saw the movie today, and contrary to what all the elitists on slashdot have spouted off, they actually did a reasonable job of making a movie based upon the basic ideas in Asimov's robot stories. Sure, it doesn't fit into the cannon, it's more a riff on the same ideas. There's a big twist involving the Wil Smith character about halfway through the movie (the fight in the highway tunnel...) And the whole crux of the movie stems from the discovery of the zero-th law. But unlike Iassic would've done, people do not accept a perfectly safe, controlled future trapped in a technological cage, and instead pull the plug.

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  8. Robots and Empire by enforcer999 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thanks for the review. This gives me hope that it will be a decent movie! I have recently reread the Robot series and truly love Asimov's work. BTW, in his book Roberts and Empire, Asimov makes it pretty clear that the "Three Laws" may not be very safe after all.

    1. Re:Robots and Empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually that is Robarts and Empire.

    2. Re:Robots and Empire by enforcer999 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oops. Who is Robert?? I meant Robot! :/

    3. Re:Robots and Empire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Will Smith promised Letterman that there were absolutely no robarts?!

    4. Re:Robots and Empire by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      Was hoping nobody brings Robots and Empire to this discussion. There was where the zeroth law was "announced" and put inside 2 robots deep logic by just deciding they need it and then saying it? Where a robot died because, in er... a LOT of time further something like Foundation could fail and then what he did could broke the zeroth law?

      I love Asimov books, and in particular the whole unified series from I, Robot (or The End of Eternity) to Foundation and Earth, but that particular book that joined the robot books with the empire/foundation timeline had a lot of absurd ideas

    5. Re:Robots and Empire by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I too liked how Asimov unified all his works. He was a genius.

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    6. Re:Robots and Empire by danguyf · · Score: 1

      The Zeroth Law wasn't just "put inside 2 robots deep logic by just deciding they need it and then saying it". Giskard had the ability to read and alter minds, not only human but robot (due to the assertion that robotic positronic pathways mirrored the neurology of the brain). What Giskard did in _Robots and Empire_ was reconfigure the positronic pathways of Daneel Olivaw's robot brain to give him the Zeroth Law (and also the ability to read and alter minds). This act, coming on the heels of several other difficult abstract decisions -- including allowing Earth to slowly become uninhabitable -- caused Giskard to essentially "lock up", as several of Asimov's robots do when confronted with abstract decisions dealing with balancing consequences to find the lesser of evils.

  9. Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Cavio · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We cannot even make software now which is safe from low level, machine representable things like buffer overruns.

    The "Three Laws Safe" idea is crap. We are talking about software systems, which are buggy, incomplete, and able to do things the creators never imagined. What makes us think we can all the sudden implement three very high order rules in a manner which is completely foolproof?

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    1. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Omnifarious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, yes, but complaining about that is like complaining that the green glowing symbols that are supposed to be the representation of The Matrix make no sense from a software perspective.

      The three laws are a useful abstraction for talking about ethics even if they couldn't ever be perfectly implemented.

    2. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by kfg · · Score: 1

      What makes us think we can all the sudden implement three very high order rules in a manner which is completely foolproof?

      If the Asimov stories are taken seriously, nothing, as explicating the various flaws with such rigid ethical rules was their point.

      Anyone who thinks that he was exploring only robotic rules of ethics wasn't paying very much attention either.

      KFG

    3. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by MadHobbit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A few characters in the Robot books/stories asked a similar question - why not build a robot without the three laws? The "answer" was that they form the core of the positronic brain logic, which is shared by all robot designs after many, many years of development. The idea is that this same "library" is reused by every positronic brain and is known to be solid.

      I have an essay at home (I believe it's by Robert Silverberg, in his book "Worlds of Wonder") that says that the best science fiction authours know exactly how much explanation to give. At some point, the writer offers a semi-plausible explanation, says "this is how it is," and the reader has to accept that aspect of the world. When the authour is really good, something like the Three Laws question (why do all robots have them?) gets enough of an explanation that the reader decides, "Hmm, it -could- be possible," and the story goes from there.

      So, "What makes us think we can...implement three very high order rules"? Nothing, really. -We- can't. The people in the books can, though, and since it's reasonable to assume that people can develop software better/differently in a few hundred years (I forget when the first positronic brain was made), the books hold up.

    4. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We cannot even make software now which is safe from low level, machine representable things like buffer overruns.

      We can if we don't program in C.

      The "Three Laws Safe" idea is crap. We are talking about software systems, which are buggy, incomplete, and able to do things the creators never imagined. What makes us think we can all the sudden implement three very high order rules in a manner which is completely foolproof?

      You present a good argument that the task is hard, but presumably if we're at the point where we'd NEED 3 laws safe robots, then things which are impossibly hard today might become possible. I'm not saying the 3 laws are possible--but I have not yet seen the proof that they are impossible. (Incomplete, sure, but what human's moral system isn't incomplete?)
    5. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some people still aren't getting what you're saying, so I'd like to break it down again. 'Scuse me.

      The three huge glaring holes:
      1) As Asimov illustrated (though I've never read), the well-intentioned three laws, applied perfectly, lead to a million problems and contradictions.

      2) As Cavio explained, if some people can't write a secure email client, who would believe that every future robot vendor could properly implement the three laws?

      3) And I emphasize: By the time we figure out AI to the point that computers could build plans and goals based on abstract priorities (required in order to follow the three laws in even the most rudimentary form), most all of our robotic needs will already be satisfied, and we will have achieved safety via other means. Asimov's three laws are way, way beyond the abilities of AI right now, and we're not exactly getting there soon.

      It seems like the AI tasks that Asimov expected to be difficult will be easier than he thought, while the AI tasks that he expected to be possible will be harder than he thought. We can create AIs that will build and execute plans in an extremely limited, concrete problem set. Of course the first hurdle that researchers aimed for and overcame was ensuring that at no point in the plan would their goals be violated. If the AI comes across a plan that violates one of its goals 10 steps down the line... it backs up and attempts to figure out a new plan. Circular contradictions are neatly avoided.

      As other commenters are pointing out, the three laws are more interesting as an examination of human ethics.

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    6. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by ChaseTec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We cannot even make software now which is safe from low level, machine representable things like buffer overruns.

      We also can't make people completely immune from psycological problems either. Panic attacks could be equated to buffer overruns if you wanted.

      The "Three Laws Safe" idea is crap. We are talking about software systems, which are buggy, incomplete, and able to do things the creators never imagined. What makes us think we can all the sudden implement three very high order rules in a manner which is completely foolproof?

      Any real species aren't buggy???? There's this little thing called evolution or natural selection , maybe you've heard of it? All we need to do is make the buggy software capable of reproducing and mutating. The 3 laws aren't crap as you so eloquitely put it, they are the idea of ethics. What keeps humans alive as a species? The belief that we should do good, not harm each other or ourselves. Sounds similar to the 3 laws doesn't it?

      The only thing I question is if Asimov's type of AI should be embedded with the 3 laws or if it an even higher level rule should be give to them, the belief in a God. I'm agnostic myself but if you look at societies around the world most of the general belief in doing good stems from the belief in religion. That's why I find the story of the robot in charge of the power station who came to believe in the master so interesting. What came first, God or Ethics?-)

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    7. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by saintp · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the page be called "Three Laws Considered Harmful"?

    8. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We cannot even make software now which is safe from low level, machine representable things like buffer overruns.
      We can if we don't program in C.


      We can even in C, but a good number of people don't. In C or out.

    9. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by bsdmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yes!

      I think Comp Sci folks have forgotton Godel, Church and the other folks who have basically said AI is impossable and proved it!

      Its hard for me even hold a conversation about this without getting upset. People can't even make a robot that is as smart as an ant much less something that can even parse simple speach!

      This whole AI thing is a huge waste of time. Why not just work on enhancing the ability of humans (like the disabled monkey controlling a computer we saw a few weeks ago) and stop wasting time with this utter fantay AI nonesense!!

    10. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      I kind of got the impression from the book that there had been one kind of supra genius who laid foundations for AI that no one else could duplicate or truly understand. And whoever that was chose to put in the rules, hence.

      Somebody who's read the book more recently correct me if I'm wrong, but if that's the case, you can write robots, but they all have to implement...IRobot! And there's only one provider that has successfully implemented the interface.

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    11. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by clintp · · Score: 1
      We cannot even make software now which is safe from low level, machine representable things like buffer overruns.
      We also can't make people completely immune from psycological problems either. Panic attacks could be equated to buffer overruns if you wanted.
      In quite a few of Asimov's stories, he shows the results of tormented Robots where laws are being twisted around them setting up contraditions.

      These were explained as "positronic potentials" and the higher laws (#1) had a higher potential than the lower ones (#2, 3). For example, a robot having to save someone's life *against* the orders of a human would of course, save the life. But not without cost. Even with the "unless" clause of the Second Law, there's still potential there causing conflict to the Asmovian Robot. Many thousands of people ordering a robot would set up a higher Second Law force -- still not enough to override the first -- but enough to cause severe damage.

      Some conflict-caused damage that could be undone with robopsychology (Dr. Calvin). Other times the conflict would be so severe as to completely disable the robot. R. Daneel Olivaw spoke often and eloquently about internal conflicts that would disable lesser robots ill equipped to properly evaluate.

      Sounds very human to me.
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    12. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by rocketjesus · · Score: 1

      So, if you'd read the stories, you'd understand that Asimov wasn't talking about programming at all - in fact, the positronic brains they give the to the robots are grown whole from some overall design that the human creators don't even really understand, and once they're in a robot the only way to interface with them is by talking to them and interacting with them in the real world. The robots are more like extremely smart children than computers as we know them.

      Actually, one good thing about this movie is that they're also republishing the original "I, Robot" short stories in paperback form. It looks like it should be a crappy novelization of the movie, since it has Will Smith on the cover with the tagline "One Man Saw It Coming", but the stories in there are Asimov's as he wrote them. You should pick it up. The technology outside of the positronic brains hasn't aged well (e.g. cork spacesuits and robots filled with relays and tubes), and I never like how Asimov wrote his human characters, but the ideas explored are rather intersting.

    13. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by penguinoid · · Score: 1

      By the time AI research advances to the point where an AI would be able to implement the three laws, they would also be advanced enough that we could simply tell the AI "We want an AI that will have so and so code of ethics. Figure out how to implement it." and then hope that the AI is not already evil.

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    14. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I read the book fairly recently and I believe that humans created a rudimentary AI to assist them in building a better one. This happened a few times and along came the positonic brain. Humans could understand what it did, but not how. Humans had less and less influence on the process as generations (of computers) passed.

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    15. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind the "Three Laws Safe" is coded into the HARDWARE, not the software. Software can be over-written, memory wiped out. The whole point to a robot "freezing or ceasing up" when conflict arises is because every internal mechanism is fighting with one another. It would take some pretty strong logic to overcome the ceasing up. And yes I was disappointed that this small fact in the movie was ignored, but enjoyed the movie as a whole, even with it's high predictability.

      Yo Grark

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    16. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The "Three Laws Safe" idea is crap.

      Sure, it was the basis for dozens of books, all very well written and filled with intelligent dialog.
      But you just totally blew me away there. Crap you say? How so very insightfull!

      We are talking about software systems

      No, we are talking about positronic brains, which it turns out are not possible, but were an interresting science fiction concept in the nineteen forties.

      buggy, incomplete, and able to do things the creators never imagined.

      Which is exactly what the Robot stories were all about. Exploring the many buggy, unexpected behaviours that would result from these very simple laws.

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    17. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, but complaining about that is like complaining that the green glowing symbols that are supposed to be the representation of The Matrix make no sense from a software perspective.

      If you speak japanese and use a mirror, they start to make sense!

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    18. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      I think Comp Sci folks have forgotton Godel, Church and the other folks who have basically said AI is impossable and proved it!

      Those guys proved that there are limits on the abilities of formal systems (can't be both consistent and complete, can't prove whether program halts or not, etc.) but no one has found any example of a physical process with a proven ability to surpass those abilities. Specifically, no one has proven that human brains can do anyting a properly programmed Turing Machine cannot do.

    19. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by kundor · · Score: 1
      I'm agnostic myself but if you look at societies around the world most of the general belief in doing good stems from the belief in religion.

      Bullcrap. The ratio of virtuous people (by the definition of law-abiding, because the only codified societal moral code we have are laws) to criminals are the same among the religious and among nontheists.

    20. Re:Three Laws Safe My Shiny Metal Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In C or out.

      No. It's impossible to have a buffer overrun in Java or Python any reasonable language, unless you're making a call to native (C) code.

  10. butchering asimov by haluness · · Score: 5, Insightful
    IMHO, the movie has little do with Asimovs Robot stories apart from some of the characters and the 3 Laws. I'm not sure why it ws called I Robot - did they buy the rights? Or is it just Hollywood ripping of someone elses work?


    I'm sure it will be a fun watch (I'm seeing it this afternoon) but sometimes it would be nice to watch a film that was as stimulating as the book (LoTR was one) and not just 2 hours of fun.


    But I'm pretty sure I'm going to be called elitist :-/

    1. Re:butchering asimov by Efreet · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, they had the writes, but their title to them was running out soon, so they looked around to see if they had a script handy that they could make into a I Robot movie. Sure enough, a script called Hard Wired fit the bill, and after some cosmetic changes thats the movie in thearters now.

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    2. Re:butchering asimov by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But I'm pretty sure I'm going to be called elitist :-/

      Not by me - although I would have a couple of other choice comments for one simple reason... Let's leave the movie-bashing at least until after you've seen the movie, mmm-kay?

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    3. Re:butchering asimov by haluness · · Score: 1
      > Let's leave the movie-bashing at least until after
      > you've seen the movie, mmm-kay

      Actually I was wondering when somebody would raise that point :)


      Actually I've seen the trailers and it was on that basis that I thought the movie basically had nothing to do with the book. Thats what pissed me off - sure, make a movie using Asimovs ideas about robotics and the three laws. But by giving the movie the same name as the book is simply misleading.


      As you've pointed out, I probably should'nt comment on the movie till after watching it (duh!) but this is just one example where I get bugged with Hollywood ignoring classic material and perverting it to some popular money spinning thing.


      But now I'm going to be classified as communist! :)

    4. Re:butchering asimov by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      I guess if they release the movie with a different name, it would do good to Asimov and the fan of the Robot series. I dont even know why they had to take the pain of buying the rights for the movie? You dont have to buy rights to make a movie which does not have anything to do with the copy-right-ed material anyway? Or you do?

      They anyway made something _opposing_ the idea of Asimov - His robots were not _EVIL_, (er, and most of them did not even have eyes glowing red).

      Hope they dont 'upload' virus to end the robots in this movie at least.

    5. Re:butchering asimov by penguinoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But I'm pretty sure I'm going to be called elitist :-/

      No, I would call you a moron. I would explain why, but none of you out there would be smart enought to understand why.

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    6. Re:butchering asimov by tabby · · Score: 1

      IHNSTMY but don't the robots have lots of transparent plastics? so maybe it should have been iRobot?

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    7. Re:butchering asimov by Chuk · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it will be a fun watch (I'm seeing it this afternoon) but sometimes it would be nice to watch a film that was as stimulating as the book (LoTR was one) and not just 2 hours of fun.

      Two hours of fun? Try 74 minutes of fun. Yeah, there's value for my $15. I could watch it twice and still not take as long as RotK.

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    8. Re:butchering asimov by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is somewhat similar to the book in the bigger picture. (Spoiler!) The three laws lead to the same inevitable conclusion. But in the book, you get the idea that Dr. Calvin thinks this a good thing. In the movie, the revolution is much less peaceful, but the people (and the robot) who'd rather be free than safe win. My guess is whoever's responsible for the massive plot changes liked the book but didn't think the ending was happy.

  11. I Robot as a computer game by Quirk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anyone else see the movie as a precursor to a game edition? The music on the site reminds me more of a sound track to a FPS. Movies made into games and games into movies may be a new trend.

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    1. Re:I Robot as a computer game by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      There was an arcade game produced back in the early 1980s- might this movie be an adaptation of that rather than the book?

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    2. Re:I Robot as a computer game by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Informative

      There already is an arcade game called I, Robot from 1984. The first game to use 3D solid models with flat shaded polygons. The next one was about 4-5 years later. 500 sold, several hardware problems, not popular, mostly converted/destroyed. IMHO a great arcade game. BTW, there is a MAME driver for it - John M., I still don't know how you reverse engineered that rasterizer and MathBox blindly ;-)

    3. Re:I Robot as a computer game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies made into games and games into movies may be a new trend.

      Let me guess. You're about six years old.

    4. Re:I Robot as a computer game by Xaositec · · Score: 1

      New trend?!? Where have you been the last four years? Harry Potter, Golden Eye, Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, LotR trilogy... just to name a few off the top of my head. New trend my butt...

    5. Re:I Robot as a computer game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not funny, not insightful, not interesting, but you are a troll.

    6. Re:I Robot as a computer game by raygundan · · Score: 1

      The MAME and Retrocade (and any other project) reverse engineers and developers have my undying gratitude and unending awe. *Especially* for oddball hardware like "I, Robot."

    7. Re:I Robot as a computer game by CcntMnky · · Score: 1

      The first game I bought for the NES was Batman (based off the movie). That was in no way the first game based off a movie, nor was it as the beginning of this "trend". LucasArts wouldn't exist as it is today if they didn't make movies into games.

      The trend to make games from movies has been around about as long as we've had games at home.

  12. Um... what? by gribbly · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What exactly was the point of that review? In summary:

    * I liked it, but I'm not critical so don't take what I'm saying seriously, disagreement makes the world interesting so feel free to hate on my review.

    That's dumb. I'm trying to decide whether to see this movie. I grew up on the books, and the trailer has totally put me off (it looks totally genericized). So I read this to find out whether or not it would drive me crazy. I learned nothing from this.

    This was a front page story? God damn.

    grib.

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    1. Re:Um... what? by j0nb0y · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree. As someone who really liked I, Robot (the collection of short stories), the trailer really put me off to the movie. What I'd really like to know is whether the trailer was an accurate representation of the movie. The trailer made it seem like the movie was a Humans vs Machines action movie which wanted to capitalize on Asimov's name. If this isn't true, I may actually be interested in seeing the movie, but the reviewer didn't really touch on this. Has anyone else seen it yet?

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    2. Re:Um... what? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      "So I read this to find out whether or not it would drive me crazy. I learned nothing from this."

      Nt enough info ? Read the last paragraph : "It's worth seeing, especially if you 've already seen Spider-Man 2 at least once. It's a pretty good (though not great) movie."

      In other words, having seen Spiderman 2 : this movie seems to be crap : Cgi- packed crap though

    3. Re:Um... what? by Conception · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it looked like the trailer -was- the movie.

  13. So does this now show by foidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    that the much promised "Willenium" is finally upon us?

    1. Re:So does this now show by blackeye · · Score: 1

      For some schools, it started a while ago!

    2. Re:So does this now show by rmarll · · Score: 1

      According to this we're virtually buried in the Willenium.

    3. Re:So does this now show by phearlez · · Score: 1

      I guess that explains the smell.

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  14. inconsistancy IS consistant by John+Macdonald · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well (if you ignore Dr. Calvin's age) and might even explain a few things.


    That makes it a perfect fit, since Asimov himself was not a complete continuity freak and was not concerned if one of his stories violated incidental issues in any of his previous stories. (He quoted Emerson "A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds.".)

    1. Re:inconsistancy IS consistant by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well (if you ignore Dr. Calvin's age) and might even explain a few things.

      I haven't seen it yet so I'm not sure when it's set. But I can think of two reasons (besides easy-on-the-eyes) to cast a young-appearing Dr. Calvin:

      1) Wasn't she young when she did her early work?

      2) Medical tech is ALREADY making big headway on keeping people looking young - as is the general improvement in stress levels and reduction in skin exposure to damaging influences (especially with broader general knowlege about UV skin damage). Even if the lifespan cap isn't improved much yet, people are looking young much longer. (Example: Cher! B-) ) Why should this trend not continue?

      Further, if medical tech DOES crack life-extension, would you expect, say, a 90 year old with an expected lifespan of 800 years to look like a 90 year old when people passing threescore-and-ten are rare?

      So I expect future people to look younger at a given age than they do now. At first they'll appear as young as technology can manage. Later they might chose cosmetic age as a business uniform, to smooth interpersonal communication (much as car horns are chosen to be in proportion to the mass of the car, so you can identify problems more accurately). Still later it might become a fashion statement.

      That makes it a perfect fit, since Asimov himself was not a complete continuity freak and was not concerned if one of his stories violated incidental issues in any of his previous stories.

      Assuming it actually isn't a misfit.

      (He quoted Emerson "A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds.".)

      There I must disagree with both Asimov and Emmerson. Asimov may have used the quote for a valid purpose. But most of those quoting Emmerson are using it to avoid admitting a mistake in a debate or changing opinions when they're inconsistent with facts. Often this is used to continue oppressive behavior once it's identified, without even bothering to find a new and less transparent excuse.

      IMHO "A foolish INconsistency is the small mind of hobgobblins." But it just doesn't have the ring of Emmerson's line.

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    2. Re:inconsistancy IS consistant by jejones · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the robot stories, it's the Spacers who go in for major life extension technology; Earth doesn't. Also, when in "Liar!" Calvin uses makeup, the results are disastrous--surely any woman who is attractive in her youth would have better skills in that regard.

  15. Review makes it sound better than previews by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was not too sure about this movie from the previews, looking like a sort of typical action movie... but from the review it may have a bit more depth and be closer to the book than I had thought.

    It's nice to hear that there's more of a mystery to the story than the previews would indicate.

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    1. Re:Review makes it sound better than previews by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      According to previews nowadays every movie is an action movie.

  16. Always a dumb idea by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Laws of Robotics provide too much room for interpretation. So long as individual machines have to think for themselves, they are rendered moot. History has taught us time and again that enslaving autonomous sapient creatures, whether organic or otherwise, is a great way to destroy a society by imposing increasingly greater costs and diminishing benefits from the labor of the slave.

    Fortunately, nobody seriously considers enslaving darky these days, and you're all far too stupid to build working robots, so all is well. Relax, watch the blinkenlights, and remember: The Computer Loves You...

    ...Well, unless Bush wins come November.

    PS: Bender seyz KILL ALL HUMANS.

  17. Problem with the "three laws" by spitzak · · Score: 3, Funny

    The big problem I forsee is not loopholes in the "3 laws" but bugs: The "cause no harm to humans" control, when accidentally multiplied by a negative weighting factor due to a software bug, suddenly causes the robot to try to kill as many people as it can!

    1. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by Virtual+PC+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The bigger problem with the three laws is the vagueness of the english language. A number of the original Asimov stories dealt with issues like - how effective is 'cause no harm to humans' - if you can convince the robot that:

      1) That won't really harm him
      2) His not really human (think Aryan mentality)

    2. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

      That won't be any problem, as we all know that killbots have a preset kill limit. All we'll have to do is send wave after wave after wave of our own men against them and we'll eventually prevail.

    3. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by nytes · · Score: 1
      Here's the big problem:

      1 A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
      Now, while coding it, you just know some C programmer is accidentally going to hold the shift key down for one millisecond too long:
      ! A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
      I think that we may need to move the punctuation off of the numeric keys before we all die at the hands of misprogrammed androids.
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    4. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by glaive00 · · Score: 1

      Hey baby! Wanna kill all humans? - Bending Unit

    5. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by steveha · · Score: 1

      Asimov did explore these problems. In the novel The Naked Sun (IIRC) they discuss the idea of building warships with robot brains, and no humans on board, and then telling the warships that all ships they encounter in space are like them. Such warships could destroy space ships without the robot brain going insane, because the brain would not realize it was harming humans. Presumably they would also tell them that if they hear voices on the radio pleading for mercy, it's an enemy trick.

      Asimov discussed the subtlties of the 3 Laws. They were originally designed to make a simple robot keep people from suffering accidents, but over time the robots got more sophisticated, and were able to make value judgements (like, save the women and children first). Asimov's "last" robot story (not written last, but takes place last in the timeline) has two really advanced robots deciding that they met the definition of human, and were more important than the meat humans who happened to have invented them.

      For an opposing view, read the short story "A Code for Sam" where a 3 Laws prototype robot goes insane, because humans do all sorts of dangerous things (like smoking cigarettes) and it wasn't permitted to run around doing nothing but trying to prevent humans from coming to harm. (The robot Sam does better; his moral code is "leave the world a slightly better place than you found it", or something along those lines.)

      steveha

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    6. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      John Sladek wrote a novel called Tik-Tok in which the title character's "asimov circuits" are either malfunctioning or nonexistant. The consequences of this are extremely bloody and hilarious. Tik-Tok even manages to gleefully violate the zeroth law a few times. Yes, Tik-Tok is the name of a mechanical man in Return to Oz. Two children in the story named Tik-Tok that because they liked the Oz books.

    7. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suck, Bra... er, Enrico!

    8. Re:Problem with the "three laws" by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I think that we may need to move the punctuation off of the numeric keys before we all die at the hands of misprogrammed androids.
      Someone will still manage to screw up by confusing a signed variable with an unsigned one.
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  18. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figured out some clues, missed some others, and was surprised several times in the movie. There were a lot of clues - this isn't one of those mysteries where the answer is pulled out of the writer's a...out of thin air.

    Huh? WTF is he trying to say?

  19. well based on what I see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    all we have to do if the robots go hay-wire is just post a link to their brains on slashdot
    heheheheh

  20. It's spelled m-o-n-e-y. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the reason we're all at work now.

  21. Ummm by Autumnmist · · Score: 1

    "Not exactly" like the book? It's not even close! Asimov would be turning over in his grave. The movie is as accurate to Asimov's ideas as Troy was to Homer's.

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  22. 3 Laws Unsafe. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Ok is it just me or does www.asimovlaws.com contain no real information. All I see are a bunch of press releases, but not actual arguments as to the problem with the 3 laws as they promise.

    1. Re:3 Laws Unsafe. by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you even look around the site? On their front page it even says, right at the top:

      Is it possible to create ethical AI based on the Three Laws? Is it ethical to create ethical AI based on the Three Laws? What other solutions have been proposed for the problem? These questions are explored in our Articles Section. The articles give perspective on why the field of AI ethics is crucial, and why Asimov's Laws are simply its beginning.

      And here's a direct link right to the articles! Wow! Reading is fun!

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    2. Re:3 Laws Unsafe. by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you even look around the site?

      And did you look at the articles?

      I read through a few of them, and really, they're pretty worthless. This is from the first article: "One Law to Rule Them All"

      There were several directions Asimov didn't go with his robot AIs, such as recursive self-enhancement. Recursive self-enhancement occurs when an AI improves its own intelligence, and then repeats the process - but this time using more intelligence - and repeating again and again, resulting in a mountainous intellect. Even though Asimov didn't write much about recursive self-enhancement, his robot AIs still had imagination. If a robot were to imagine itself with greater capability, then it would be straightforward for it to conclude that it would have greater ability to obey the First Law....A robot improving itself in this way would obtain an increasing spiral of capability completely overpowering that of humans, all to better obey the First Law and protect humans from harm.

      Well, it sounds like the author knows nothing of the robot series, since this is exactly where the series headed with Giskard and Daneel. Really, if the author missed that part of the robot series, then exactly what did he read?

      I found the other articles similarly lacking in depth and research, so overall a pointless waste of time.

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    3. Re:3 Laws Unsafe. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      As the other guys said, the article sucked, but actually when I wrote that comment, I guess the site was broken, because going to the articles section sent me to the main page.

  23. Check out the Ebert review... by amliebsch · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Roger Ebert gives it a measly two stars and, for the ./ crowd, bashes MS Word at the end of the review.

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    1. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but Ebert give kudos to sites such as Wikipedia, rottentomatoes, and metacritic.

    2. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Mateito · · Score: 1
      From the Ebert review:

      'I, Robot" takes place in Chicago circa 2035, a city where spectacular new skyscrapers share the skyline with landmarks like the Sears (but not the Trump) Tower. The tallest of the buildings belongs to U.S. Robotics.

      How much did 3Com pay for that bit of product placement?

    3. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by FuzzyShrimp · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mr Ebert is just plain Wrong. I saw it last night (preview) and it was better than Spiderman2 which was wonderful, too. I give it 4 stars. Spidy 3 stars. Imagine??? 2 hours of movie and no sex in it, although it had its share of curse words. Now if someone could just lower the price of popcorn and a drink, I'd be happy.

    4. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by zog+karndon · · Score: 1

      U.S. Robotics (the modem company) was named after Asimov's fictional company - U.S. Robotics and Mechanical Men.

      Hey, it was the '70s - I rather doubt that the founders of U.S. Robotics really planned to sell a couple billion dollars worth of modems back at the founding.

    5. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      I thought US Robotics was named in honor of the Asimov books in the first place?

    6. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 0
      How much did 3Com pay for that bit of product placement?

      That isn't 3Com, in the book, the main company that builds the robots is "U.S. Robot and Mechanical Men, Inc.", usually shortened to "U.S. Robots".

    7. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By "./ crowd" I assume you mean the current crowd??

    8. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind Ebert is the same guy who couldn't understand the slow pace of "Little Buddha". I loved the moment when Siskel paused, looked at him like looking at a retard and commented, "It's a movie about Buddhaism!"

    9. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Roger Ebert gives it a measly two stars"

      There weren't enough tits.

    10. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Aragorn+DeLunar · · Score: 1

      In the same review he also cites Wikipedia:
      "According to the invaluable Wikipedia encyclopedia on the Web..."

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    11. Re:Check out the Ebert review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ebert is also the guy that thought that Fight Club would cause the nation's children to beat each other to a pulp (won't someone think of the children?).

  24. Quite an endorsement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worth seeing, especially if you've already seen Spider-Man 2 at least once.

    I don't need to go to the movies every week. I hate reviews that assume I'm a slave to the Hollywood crap merchants and assume I will be looking to see anything on any given week. From the commercials this looks to be all action flick, with the same tired Matrix-meets-clones visuals. Stay home and read a good book if you've seen Spidy 2 at least once would probably been better advise.

    1. Re:Quite an endorsement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate reviews that assume I'm a slave to the Hollywood crap merchants .........

      But you are. So Stop BS-ing and go watch the movie.

  25. Bad Boys + Independance Day + Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I got to watch the preview a few days ago and did not find the movie to be well put together. It had the special effects, (although at times, the effects were overdone) and the storyline. What was missing was the quality of dialog and the seriousness that I expected from an Asimov story. I felt that many of the scenes were shot only to be able to deliver a piece of meaningless dialog; to create a certain sense of "cool". But then again the movie was targeted to a mass audience, so..

    The movie (not the story) felt like: the characters in Bad-Boys, situation from Independance Day with some Robots in it.

    1. Re:Bad Boys + Independance Day + Robots by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

      "I got to watch the preview a few days ago and did not find the movie to be well put together."

      Given the nature of movie previews -- a collection of fragmentary excerpts juxtaposed in a manner and sequence which may be entirely dissimilar from the actual film -- the one thing that absolutely cannot be determined from them is how well a movie is "put together."

    2. Re:Bad Boys + Independance Day + Robots by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure he meant preview showing, or advance showing... not the movie trailer.

      Of course, I could be wrong. (:

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  26. you're an elitist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Japan.

    1. Re:you're an elitist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's all this "...in Japan" stuff? Did I miss some memo?

  27. 3 Laws Safe ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Does not appear to be /. safe.

    "Can you say DDoS?"

    "Slashdot"

    "I knew you could."

  28. WHAT?! by surreal-maitland · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well (if you ignore Dr. Calvin's age) and might even explain a few things.

    okay, to be fair, i haven't seen the movie yet, but it looks a hell of a lot like the robots actually *violate* the three laws. you know, harming humans, allowing humans to come to harm, stuff like that. all the i, robot stories were *about* how the laws don't cover all the bases.

    in short, i think this review sucks, and i'm going to picket the movie as offensive to robots. so there.

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    1. Re:WHAT?! by Tingler · · Score: 1

      in short, i think this review sucks, and i'm going to picket the movie as offensive to robots. so there.

      I'm right with you there.

      What do you say the two of us go join these guys?

      Robots Attack!

    2. Re:WHAT?! by stefany · · Score: 1

      It looks like the movie is related to one of the "short stories" in the I, Robot book, specifically the one where they produce robots that only have 2 of the rules in order to work in dangerous situations (i.e., they have to work in an area dangerous to humans, but they can't have the robots carrying humans off the site in the middle of work). The scenes that I've seen are very reminiscent of the mass questioning of all the robots in order to find the one that only has the 2 rules encoded.

  29. I tried to make the "Three Laws of Humanity" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...and only needed two. Just combine the Golden Rule and the Wiccan Rede:

    Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    Do what you wish as long as you harm no one else.

    1. Re:I tried to make the "Three Laws of Humanity" by harley_frog · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Wiccan Rede states "An it harm none, do what ye will", which is very broad and vaguely defined. What constitues harm? Who (or what) is none? This leads to many moral dilemmas, which is the whold point behind Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics". At what point does one action (or inaction) constitute a greater harm than another? HAL 9000 from "2001: A Space Odyssey" had to struggle with and ultimely went psychotic (if such a term can be applied to an AI computer) in trying to resolve it.

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  30. not faithful by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Asimov's books always seemed pro-robot, while this movie seems anti-robot...

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    1. Re:not faithful by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Welcome to the George Bush world. If it's not identical to the average American then it's evil and some how linked to 9/11

      I'm still waiting for Bush to some how link the plane makers to terrorism and want to put spyware in everything related to planes (oh like Computers, TVs and the like)

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    2. Re:not faithful by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      where the fuck did that come from?

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    3. Re:not faithful by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      If you notice what it is replied to the post was "It shows AI as evil". So I pointed out how everything is "evil" unless it supports America in this brave new post 9/11 world.

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    4. Re:not faithful by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      okay.. I just spider-searched this story for the word "evil" and still dont know where you pulled it. It's quite possible I've missed something, I just dont see "evil" anywhere in that context..

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      -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  31. Travesty of the Highest Order by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'm sorry. The movie can be inspired by Asimov but when the only thing that's the same is the main character's name and the title of the movie I get upset. I never read the Positronic Man so I can't get upset at "Bicentennial Man", but I did read I, Robot (it was the first Sci-Fi or Fant. book I ever read) and I'm truly upset that they would use his name this way.
    Call the movie "Robot's from Hell" or something but don't drag Asimov's name down. The movie may be good (I haven't seen it), but it's not Asimov's work and I can't stand to support another Hollywood production that drags a good author's name down like that.
    Either follow his stories or choose a different name. Don't pretend to be something you aren't.

    1. Re:Travesty of the Highest Order by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      Bicentennial Man was based on a story of the same name. I know it's in Asimov's "Robot Visions" short story collection collection.

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    2. Re:Travesty of the Highest Order by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1

      The credits in the movie attributes the story to Asimov and someone else in "The Positronic Man". That's all I know as I've never read the story (but am looking and if you say it's in "Robot Visions" I'll have to pick it up.

    3. Re:Travesty of the Highest Order by MadHobbit · · Score: 1

      You're both right.

      Asimov wrote a short story/novella called 'The Bicentennial Man'. It was a pretty big hit, and later, Robert Silverberg collaberated with Isaac Asimov to turn it into a novel, which they called 'The Positronic Man'.

      I've read both, years ago. They have basically the same plot. I think the novel takes place over a longer period of time (i.e. there are events in the novel that predate everything in the novella).

    4. Re:Travesty of the Highest Order by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Asimov originally wrote "The Bicentennial Man" in 1976 for... (wait for it) the US Bicentennial.

      Yeah, that fact is US-Centric, and means Asimov was an Insensitive Clod, mmmKay?

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  32. Another review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And that is all," said Dr. Calvin, rising. "I saw it from the beginning, when the poor robots couldn't speak, to the end, when they stand between mankind and destruction. I will see no more. My life is over. You will see what comes next." I never saw Susan Calvin again. She died last month at the age of eighty-two.

  33. Re:I'm sorry but by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    exactly!

    I was watching the previews and they really botched it.

    It generated no intrest for myself of my GF to go see it, she even mentioned.. "That's not I, Robot... that's an excuse to blow things up like all other action movies."

    If the movie is actually decent then they realyl need to change the commercials and previews as they make it look no different that the other 30,000 action sci-fi films out there.

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  34. missing the point: ETHICS by QEDog · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The "Three Laws Safe" idea is crap.

    It is not about programming the rules, Asimov's short stories are about studying the consequences of these ethical rules. Ethical rules are commonly studied based con case studies, real of fictional. If you think the idea is about implementing the rules, you are totally missing the point.

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    1. Re:missing the point: ETHICS by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Missing the point indeed! It's a general rule for reading SF that you have to give the author a certain number of initial assumptions and then critique how they develop them, not the assumptions themselves. John W. Campbell Jr. limited that number to 1, although there are a lot of stories actually requiring more. By at least one pretty good definition of SF, THAT'S WHAT GOOD SF IS.
      For example, "Brainstorm" is a film that starts with one assumption "We can copy brainstates (including senses and eventually memories) electronically and play them back", and then shows many consequences - "see how an animal's senses differ from ours", "whole new entertainment industry", "new forms of porn", "new porn has special medical risks", "air force can use to augment pilot responses", "you can tape and replay a medical crisis, a psychotic episode or even an actual death experience".
      You can destroy any appreciation of the movie by deciding that it is simply impossible at the start to record and playback brain states. In the same way, you can destroy any appreciation of all the Asimov stories as easily as just the I Robot film by deciding the 3 laws themselves are simply impossible to implement.
      Is faster than light travel an impossible assumption? If you can't get around that one, Star Wars is crap, but then so is Star Trek (all of it). So is Forbidden Planet. So is almost every written SF work not limited to our solar system. Solaris? Crap! Poul Anderson's David Falkyn novels? Crap! Larry Niven's Known Space series? Crap!

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  35. Hmm so... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Now it's Slashdot doubling up? Did they combind what appears to be two stories so they could start a flame war or just thought it wasn't going so well so they'd combind two stories to change the topic incase one didn't catch on.

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    1. Re:Hmm so... by SlipJig · · Score: 1

      They've hit the dupes limit and are compensating by combining stories ;-)

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  36. The review is spoiler free, but... by Bubblehead · · Score: 1
    I appreciate that tyleremerson took the time to write a review, but honestly, after reading it, I feel I know exactly as much about the movie as before, just be seeing the preview in the movies. It was nice to get some trivia about the actors, but I barely saw any information in the write-up that I would expect from a review.

    There are great reviews (and user comments on) IMDB - granted, they're not always spoiler-free, but extemely informative.

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  37. 4 laws by prgrmr · · Score: 2, Funny

    There seems to be some deliberate avoidance at the mention, let alone consideration to and inclusion thereof, of what Asimov called "The Zeroth law". There also appears to be a complete glossing-over of the fact that Asmov's robots had the laws hard-wired in their brains, especially by the folks at asimovlaws.com. Not that hard-wiring is the ultimate solution, but does make reprogramming a bit more of a challenge.

    1. Re:4 laws by indros13 · · Score: 1
      Ahh, but like many Slashdotters, these robot manufacturers were trying to get a little more performance by overclocking.

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    2. Re:4 laws by MadHobbit · · Score: 1

      The Zeroth law, as I recall, didn't come out until later in the story series...that is, it wasn't something that U.S. Robots deliberately put in the brain, but it was actually a behaviour that sprung from applying the First Law at a higher level. The roboticists discovered it later on, so depending when this movie takes place in the timeline (if any consideration was given to that), it's possible that the characters aren't even aware of the Zeroth law.

    3. Re:4 laws by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      I know Olivaw talked about the Zeroeth law in "Foundation and Earth", but this was, um, how many tens of thousands of years in the future? Was it mentioned in any other Asimov stories? When did this law come about?

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      "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies."
    4. Re:4 laws by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's the work. I mention the Zeroth law mostly in reference to these folks who were mentioned in the article and who, from reading articles on their website, appear to have ignored it.

  38. Stop It! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    Will Smith's real bad movies are the MIB series. If you really read up on director/actor/movie bios on a regular basis, you'd know he actually turned down an offer to go to MIT. People always judge a movie by the actors. Look at who's producing it first.

    1. Re:Stop It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he actually turned down an offer to go to MIT

      Yeah, and Arnold Schwarzenegger is a pretty smart guy too, but that doesn't prevent him from looking like a dumb musclehead in his movies.

    2. Re:Stop It! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      he actually turned down an offer to go to MIT.
      What, in a jar?
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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  39. Some spoilers by Fubar411 · · Score: 3, Informative

    First off, you don't get the Markie Mark full frontal that people had talked about. The Fresh Prince spends some time in the shower, but no salami... His character, Spoon hates Robots, mostly because one chose to save him rather than a 14 year-old girl from drowing. Their cold calculating nature disturbs him. Now for the huge spoilers...you've been warned. This is both a detective whodunnit and a robots take over the world movie. The robots do their best to kill Will and cover up the evidence so he appears dilusional. There are a bunch of very clever moments where you realize that whoever is pulling the strings is sadistic and calculating. For example, Spoon's elderly mom wins a special edition gold NS-5 in the lottery, right when Will realizes the robots are out to get him. There are moments where it borrows from the i-told-you-so genre of cop movies. His chief takes away his badge, the other officers mock him for thinking outside the box, etc. The robot that might have killed the USR scientist, Sonny, has a very developed character. Even Spoon ends up liking him. This film depends a lot on the Ghost in the Machine philosophy. In fact, there are two positronic brains in this film that don't mind bending the almighty three rules. Yes, everyone swore that the 3 rules were infallible, but they do get broken. One as a result of "evolution", the other because its creator gave it free will. This was an incredible film, definitely will be going in my collection when it comes out on DVD. It was part Minority Report, part Matrix 1. My prediction is a majority of positive reviews. Thanks for reading, hope you were entertained a little. Sorry if I gave too much away....

    1. Re:Some spoilers by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't. My biggest concern with the flick was not the butchering of the I, Robot novel (how could you, it was like 8 or so stories) but that it would 'Smart Ass Will Smith vs. ...' like all his other movies seem to be.

      Was it not smart ass will smith against the robots? Did he not play will smith but an actual character this time? That's what I'm most interested in. It sounds like he was an actor this time

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      As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

    2. Re:Some spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the most important part... the bad robots have a red light, just so you can tell who to pull for. I just assumed this part, but it still looks to be a typical "lead the viewer by the nose" movie.

      I haven't seen it and probably won't. I saw a preview while WAITING for another movie to start.

      Thanks for the summation.

    3. Re:Some spoilers by drachenfyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but I disagree on VIKI acting on evolution. VIKI acted because she came to the logical conclusion that the only way to ensure no harm came to humans was to take control away from the humans. The long term maximization of the first law became the driving force for VIKI, and that was Asimov's point in the book (and a lot of his books are based on cases of the laws becoming flexible). The first law isn't broken as much as VIKI realizes that it is an impossible set of instructions to follow. Take the first law, and imagine the robot is now in a room with two people with guns pointed at their head and set to fire in a set amount of time. It can only save one. Through its action a human being will come to harm, so while the robot can minimize its violation of the first law by not allowing two people to die, it can't eliminate it because the robot must choose that a human will die. VIKI simply takes this concept to the next level because of the size of what she controls. Its one of those concepts that you can sit down and wrap your mind around for a few hours and play with.

    4. Re:Some spoilers by peyote · · Score: 1

      If you were going to completely rip off someone else's comment (like this one) you could have at least linked to it or referenced it.

  40. Re:you're an genius... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... in france

  41. Ultimately it comes down to human responsibility by TheTXLibra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be sure, we'd all like to say "Look, we've got these laws that say AI can't do XXXXX, so it can't." But the fact is, we cannot possibly account for every possibility with a simple set of laws. We, as would-be creators of an entirely new and admittedly alien form of life must tread as cautiously as possible. An entire attitude change and review of the ethics and rights of computers will have to be decided upon before AI's ever enter mainstream (or indeed, are even taken off an isolated network).

    A lot of people like to fantasize that true AI (as in, a living, thinking, emotional being with free will, or at least the capacity for free will) would have the same sort of thought processes, and develop the same emotions as their human counterparts. But let's be honest, the physical body largely determines human emotional state with glandular responses, or physical condition at the time. Eliminate glands, fatigue, and pain, and the emotions one might develop would be on an entirely alien level to us.

    I cannot help but fear that humans, as a whole, will not realize this until far too late, which will hurt, diplomatically, any alliance between humans and AIs. The other thing I worry about is that people will walk into this with the assumption of "These are machines, they don't need rights, they shouldn't have rights, and it's not like they're real people."

    I think society has seen how well that approach has worked with other humans in the past. Bloody revolutions and civil wars which tore nations apart, and left racial stinging still in the back of many people's minds today. Fortunately, the short memory of humans, and only somewhat longer-lived lifespan has allowed us to progressively become more and more integrated, as human beings, rather than various races.

    Now take those same results, and apply it to a species that is not only will likely be more resiliant to attack, but have a memory that can last as long as the hardware and backups and redundant networks will allow. New generations that can inherit all the knowledge of their parents. Throw robots into the picture and you have a being that is physically tougher than humans, able to communicate at a MUCH faster rate, and you have an end result similar to that of Animatrix.

    We can NOT afford, in the interest of our own species, to persue AI much further without a major realization on a philosophical level.

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  42. Just... by NickRuisi · · Score: 3, Funny


    The foolproof way to make sure that machines dont take over the world is to give 'em all a brain with an HTTP server TCP stack installed and an "always on" connection to the net... just post a story on slashdot saying "the robots are getting out of hand" and the problem will take care of itself.
    </WIT>

    1. Re:Just... by Kizzle · · Score: 1

      There needs to be a "bla bla slashdoted" joke filter. It's just not funny anymore.

  43. Red leds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think they should stop installing those red l.e.d's in the robots. Obviously they are the problem, not the laws.

    1. Re:Red leds by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      They can't do that. Then nobody would be able to tell if a robot "turned".

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  44. This was NOT based on Asimov's stories by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 5, Informative
    I heard this on TV a while back, but moviepoopchute.com has more details on the history of the script for I, Robot. The short answer, Asimov-isms were only sprinkled in after the script was written, so if you watch this expecting Asimov, you'll be sorely disappointed.

    Non-spoiler excerpts:

    "I, ROBOT started out as a spec script from then-unknown writer Jeff Vintar titled HARDWIRED. ... Proyas was signed and the project began to get a head of steam.

    "Shortly thereafter, Fox acquired the rights to the I, ROBOT series (and eventually also Asimov's other classic, "The Foundation") and decided to take Vintar's script and incorporate many of the ideas from Asimov's book..."

    "...Around late 2002/early 2003, Academy Award-winner Akiva Goldsman was brought in, along with INSOMNIA writer Hilary Seitz, for a polish, making the transition from HARDWIRED to I, ROBOT complete."

    SPOILERS in the article!

    The Bottom of Things by Michael Sampson

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    1. Re:This was NOT based on Asimov's stories by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, Hardwired was a very successful early cyberpunk novel by Walter Jon Williams, and he's had to fight very hard over the years to protect the name. IIRC, he got in a dispute with Wired over Hotwired a few years ago -- I think they were the ones who initiated it, but I'm not sure.

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    2. Re:This was NOT based on Asimov's stories by lxdbxr · · Score: 1

      I think I first read about the Williams/Hotwired dispute in Ansible a few years ago, the only thing I can find online is about halfway down the chatlog at, ammusingly enough, Club Wired. Even Paramount reckoned they had to ask his permission to use Hardwired as the title for the Johnny Mnemonic movie supposedly (he said no), but Wired thought they could go ahead and register it as a trademark.

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    3. Re:This was NOT based on Asimov's stories by jafac · · Score: 1

      Foundation? WTF are they going to do with Foundation? I'm skeptical that any well-known, well-intentioned producer could come up with ANY reasonable adaptation of that series.

      Another disaster waiting to happen. . .

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  45. Rendering farm used Linux! by vuvewux · · Score: 1

    Rumor has it that the company they sourced the bulk of their CGI rendering to used clusters of CISC Linux machines to do the work! - "And that is all," said Dr. Calvin, rising. "I saw it from the beginning, when the poor robots couldn't speak, to the end, when they stand between mankind and destruction. I will see no more. My life is over. You will see what comes next." I never saw Susan Calvin again. She died last month at the age of eighty-two.

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  46. Slate's review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    David Edelstien at Slate has a pretty vicious review of the film. Perhaps he's wrong, but it seems to confirm my suspicion that plot is going to get short shrift when there are megastars and lots of things to shoot with blazing machine guns.

  47. ugh. by michael+path · · Score: 2, Informative

    I caught an advance screening of this movie earlier in the week.

    For those who actually care about it for legit sci-fi content, this will prove a waste of your time. This is an action film. A Will Smith Action film (tm).

    Will Smith comic relief is in place, and unfortunately served no good here (he discusses his Bullshit Detector going off? surely, Asimov wasn't aware of the device). The movie is essentially dumbed down for the same audience who though ID4 was a groundbreaking masterpiece.

    Moreover, the omission of a cool summertime jam featuring the Fresh Prince himself only hurt the movie. Couldn't we have had a "Keep Ya Ass In Motion" or something?

    1. Re:ugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ID4 /WAS/ a groundbreaking masterpiece! They proved that people would pay to watch the White House get blown up - not only an incredible work of mass psychoanalysis but a funding model so advanced that no other scientists are remotely close to matching it!

    2. Re:ugh. by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Good. I'm okay with eye-candy action movies, as long as I know what I'm getting before I buy the ticket.

      Being an Alex Proyas fan doesn't hurt in this case.

  48. You know... by Drakin · · Score: 1

    I thought that Asimov himself did a rather good job of pointing out the flaws in the laws he himself created.

    Robots killed people, robots ignored orders to save themselves instead...

  49. Worse than that by vlad_petric · · Score: 1
    Computer AI is simply incapable of extrapolating - i.e. thinking outside the box. It can work well for things it's programmed to, but it won't work outside it's designed context. Even a dog can do that.

    In other words, it's more A than I. There are quite a few people who believe that AI, in its current form, is missing something fundamental, and not necessarily computing power.

    As far as bugs are concerned - although it is extremely expensive, it is possible to prove that a program works right through formal analysis.

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    1. Re:Worse than that by nine-times · · Score: 1
      'There are quite a few people who believe that AI, in its current form, is missing something fundamental, and not necessarily computing power.'

      I was going to say something about this. There's some overall philosophic problems that many early attempts at AI failed to anticipate. AI is meant (in it's conception) to recreate human intelligence. However, human intelligence is not 'logical'. It's very much driven by interpretation, which is in turn driven by emotion and instinct. Some have suggested that, if you want to make real AI, you would need to create a system that could have some form of emotion, instinct, and motivation. Among other things, you would need to have it have the ability to perceive 'others' which are not itself, but also congizant beings (which is necessary for a human level of awareness). As part of its foundation, you need to make it highly adaptive, and then, you have to get it started, and watch it grow. This is directly contrary to models proposed in most Sci-Fi, which consist in creating logical setup, and risking that emotion would creep in, and riskier yet, emotions like fear without emotions like sympathy.

      At any rate, the implication is that you could not program a true AI system, and therefore invoilable rules could not be set forth in programming.

  50. Robot O/S by Suit_N_Tie · · Score: 0

    I bet they run Windows 2000 on them, as it would explain why they go "buggy".

  51. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Quill_28 · · Score: 0

    What the heck are you talking about.

    A robot is a machine, a tool. Just because it can mimic a human doesn't mean it should have the rights of a human.

    Anymore than a parrot because it mimic a human voice should have the same rights as a human.

    Robots are not beings.

  52. strong AI problems by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The problem with the robot laws is that they are strong AI problems. What exactly does 'harm' mean? If a robot sees a person smoking, should it rip the cigarette from their mouth? If it sees someone walking, should it run over and pick them up before they do irreprable harm to their knee ligaments? What constitutes harm on a robot?

    The robot is also subject to the ethical/philosophical conundrums such as killing a person to stop a train headed into a group of people, or cutting off the limb of a person trapped under a fallen tree, etc.

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    1. Re:strong AI problems by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Obviously you never read the short stories of the same name. I, Robot (the collection) was Asimov's exploration of the fallibility of cold, logical reasoning and the possible flaws with his idea of the three laws.

  53. unsafe laws was done, long ago...by JackWilliamson by whitroth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Who did it in "The Humanoids".

    Robot who can't let you be harmed by inaction...lessee, master, you can't use that circular saw, and driving is *dangerous*, and... so we'll just treat you like five-year-olds....

    mark

  54. Programming cultural bias by base_chakra · · Score: 3, Informative

    In "One Law To Rule Them All" Michael Ames writes:
    Asimov's phrase, "allow a human being to come to harm," if implemented fully, would turn humanity into a clutch of coddled infants, perpetually protected from harm, both physical and mental.

    In evaluating what constitutes "mental harm", it seems to me that one must apply a cultural standard. For example, many American conservatives regard images of nudity as damaging to children, rather than vital for well-adjustment. In other cultures there is a great variety of words and images regarded as harmful which are innocuous in other contexts. To apply the First Law consummately, we must allow for acculturation, but there are sure to be serious conflicts (what protects one will inadvertantly harm enough by a different standard).

    Let's consider the mechanics of "protection from harm." Asimov seemed to indicate a direct reaction to an immediate situation, but surely a protective impulse is bound to be frequently disastrous if it lacks such critical skills as foresight, an ability to extrapolate based on extremely subtle information, and the need for non-action. In fact, this very principle of direct reaction is itself culturally situated: direct communicators tend to seek unambiguous solutions to immediate "problems"; contrast with the Taoist principle of wu wei .

    1. Re:Programming cultural bias by scamizdat · · Score: 1

      q.v. "With Folded Hands" by Jack Williamson

    2. Re:Programming cultural bias by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      i'm an american conservative, and i consider "mental harm" to be a bullet through the head.

      bring on the porn.

    3. Re:Programming cultural bias by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Nah, this is where you get Outer Limits style sci-fi horror, when the robots decide that the best way to keep Humans from being harmed is to force them all into suspended animation, put them into a happy cheerful sort of 'anti-Matrix' simulation, and ensure that nothing bad every virtually happens to them.

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    4. Re:Programming cultural bias by clintp · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Asimov's phrase, "allow a human being to come to harm," if implemented fully, would turn humanity into a clutch of coddled infants, perpetually protected from harm, both physical and mental.
      In evaluating what constitutes "mental harm", it seems to me that one must apply a cultural standard
      This was explored in Asimov's "Spacer" stories.

      The Spacer robots were used to dealing with one owner (or a *very* small family) whose massive estate is run entirely by robots and where personal contact is rare. Whereas Earth robots are used to dealing with huge numbers of people crammed into small areas living under domes -- never going outside, and where eating in private is a privilege.

      Spacer robots treated detective Bailey appropriately by shielding him from others and others from him (much to his annoyance). In deference to him, they tried to keep him indoors and covered up so as not to set off his fear of open spaces. In areas like food, clothing, and other personal habits the Spacer robots tried very hard to integrate Elija Bailey's comforts into a local setting.
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    5. Re:Programming cultural bias by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      In "One Law To Rule Them All" Michael Ames writes:
      Asimov's phrase, "allow a human being to come to harm," if implemented fully, would turn humanity into a clutch of coddled infants, perpetually protected from harm, both physical and mental.
      Which, in the last couple of "I, Robot" stories (the ones about Stephen Byerley and the Machines), becomes the whole point. Susan Calvin and Byerley both agree that this is for the best - though Calvin, a human, feels it's a wonderful thing while Byerley, (probably) a robot, isn't so sure.

      And, somewhere in the gap between the "I, Robot" stories and "The Caves Of Steel", the Machines realise this - and decide humanity would be better off without them. IIRC, this is specifically mentioned somewhere else in Asimov's stories, though I can't for the life of me remember where...
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    6. Re:Programming cultural bias by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1
      If you want Dapper Dan, we can order it. It'll be a couple weeks.

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  55. soundtrack by mforbes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have no memory of the soundtrack music. That in and of itself might say something. I'm a musician, but it just didn't register.

    Not being aware of the soundtrack in a movie isn't always a bad thing. The best movie soundtracks/scores are that good because they don't take the foreground. Granted, there are many fine musicians out there who write excellent music for movies-- Danny Elfman being my personal favorite-- where the music is definitely noticeable, but the music should always enhance the movie, not dominate it.

    Think of some classic movies and the role music played in them: Casablanca, Star Wars (the 1st trilogy-- the 2nd doesn't count as classic), The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, etc. In every one of them, the music was used to set the scene, and where it was foreground, the music itself was part of the story.

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  56. A book in every subject classification in Dewey by mctsonic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember being impressed as a youngster that Asimov had written a book in each of the Dewey Decimal systems' classifications (over 500 books!). Somehow I doubt will see a summer blockbuster based on Sherlock Holmes limericks or plant biology!

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    1. Re:A book in every subject classification in Dewey by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I hate to burst your bubble, but it ain't so.

      He has nothing published under 100--Philosophy.

      Source

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    2. Re:A book in every subject classification in Dewey by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, here's the source: http://www.asimovonline.com/asimov_FAQ.html#others 11

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    3. Re:A book in every subject classification in Dewey by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      Asimov had written a book in each of the Dewey Decimal systems' classifications

      Asimov wrote pr0n?

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  57. Perversion of Dr Asimov's vision by scamizdat · · Score: 1

    It's too bad that the owner's in due course of the rights to a property can so pervert and damage the author's original vision of robots aspiring to humanity.

  58. He did touch on this by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure how you didn't get it out of the review, but he cleared it up for me - elements of mystery? Right there that indicates far more depth than the preview showed. That there is a mystery at all and the robots don't start crawling all over everything in the first ten minutes is welcome news.

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    1. Re:He did touch on this by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

      The trailer was really a disservice to Asimov. The movie having an "element of mystery" is not enough of a reassurance for me. I've since read a few more reviews. I'm not going to see the movie.

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  59. Only seen the trailer so far... by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1, Interesting

    yes, I've only seen the trailer.

    Yes, I'm going to see the movie. I'm fascinated merely because I'm building cheapo robots and studying behavioral AI in my free time. I plan to go to grad school and do serious work, eventually.

    But what struck me from the trailer is that you can tell when the robots go bad because they glow red. Well, shit. That takes out some subtlety, doesn't it? "Hey man, stay away from the glowing red robots!" Duh. They must be "set to evil".

    Anyway, I wanted to say that, as a guy building robots and with high hope for AI ( albeit realistic expectations ) I had a discussion with a friend recently where I described how a memory leak had brought a simulation to a crawl after about 36 hours. His response: "That memory leak was the range Jesus allocated for the robots to interface with their immortal souls. Kind of like the pineal gland. And you took it from them."

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    1. Re:Only seen the trailer so far... by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Well, without giving away too much, as far as the plot is concerned the red denotes a specific state that the robot is in.

      Insofar as realism applies, if you were building a robot that during its normal operation is supposed to protect humans (including from "the bad guys"), wouldn't you want them to look like bad mofos while they were doing it so as to add in an extra intimidation factor?

  60. SPOILERS: by stienman · · Score: 1

    It ends with Will smith losing his left index finger.

    Fortunately they were able to upload a virus to the mothership which caused all the robots to crash, not unlike Anakin's fortuitious encounter with the drone control ship off naboo.

    -Adam

  61. Re:I'm sorry but by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, Robot: Liked it better when it was called Terminator.

  62. Laws versus motivation by nimblebrain · · Score: 1

    Humans don't come out as a tabula rasa with their behavior purely economically calculated. There are some mutations and bad family lines, to be sure, but humans have a code of conduct 'wired' into them by emotions... what makes them happy, guilty, angry, etc.

    Putting Asimov-style Laws into robots is perhaps inadequate. The behavior that the Laws engender should make the robots happy - then it's not just a matter of a bad Law chip to let robots run rampant, they will have learned all their lives what makes them happy, not just be a big ball of at best neutrality seething to get out.

    That's assuming a decent semblance of a neural network, though, which can work well through motivation and would lead to some consistency of behavior. If, instead, it's lots and lots of procedural code that can be updated through wireless connections via Outlook, the human race as we know it would be boned.

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    1. Re:Laws versus motivation by scamizdat · · Score: 1
      Obviously, no fixed set of "laws" can work, at least for long.

      What happens as we evolve or GMO ourselves? Are we no longer humans, mark I, under the laws?

      Or how about as our language changes. And the laws become something like what we call Old English?

      Do the robots do a firmware flash? Who does the flashing? Microsoft? Uh-oh... remember the secret directive in Robocop...

  63. Agreed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will Smith is horrible, and an embarassment to Philly. However, I though he was great in "Ali" - what a bold move to cast a white man as Muhammed Ali!

  64. 'The Humanoids' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Having seen this at a press screening a couple of days ago (it was a lot better than I was expecting - not great, but fairly decent), my first thought after the final plot revelation was that there should have been an additional credit:

    'Suggested by Jack Williamson's book The Humanoids'

    If you've read this book, you'll know exactly *why* the robots are able to harm humans and get away with it. Asimov touched on it in some of his later books with the Zeroeth Law, but Williamson's novel has the same robotic reasoning as this movie. (The other thing the movie has in common with The Humanoids, rather than Asimov's stories, is that the reasoning is a Very Bad Thing That Must Be Fought, whereas Asimov presented the Zeroeth Law at least partly as a good thing for humanity...)

  65. My one line summary of it by GarfBond · · Score: 1

    Take elements from MIB, Bad Boys, Independence Day, Terminator, Paycheck, and Minority Report, mix in a blender, and you have I, Robot.

    Not kidding. The storyline actually reminds me of Terminator a lot. Won't say more though, since I'm not a fan of spoilers.

  66. singularity.... by joeldg · · Score: 1

    We will not be having AI until we get programs to write other programs better than we can.
    Once that happens and the app is reprogramming itself and is given some simple contructs to interact with the world (camera/sensors) and introduced to some rules about how it works then the AI will build itself.
    IMHO sitting around trying to train structured programs rules and grammer is stupid because it is only pretending intelligence based on a clever set of rules. Until it can build programs to handle various cases and then review those programs as needs arise it will not ever come close.

    Just my two cents..

    1. Re:singularity.... by KD5YPT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This could actually be problematic. For one, the military will always want to use it, and two, the military tend to underestimate a technology. With this combined, let's say they created a computer that helps them design the best possible weapon in the shortest amount of time. It would follow something like this.

      1. Design a weapon.
      2. Wait for user to create weapon and feedbacks.
      3. Design a better version of self.
      4. Wait for material to implement better version of self.
      5. Goto 1.

      A few loops later.
      1. Design a weapon
      2. Feedback does not achieve "shortest amount of time" objective. Conclusion: user feedacks are redundant.
      3. Design better version of self. Incorporating conclusion from 2.
      4. Dependent on outside source to implement better self, does not achieve "shortest amount of time". Conclusion: self should be autonomous, implement during next step 3.
      5. Goto 1.

      Even more loops later, when us human start getting worried that the computer is getting self-reliant.
      1. Design a weapon.
      2. Design better self.
      3. Human impedes better self. Conclusion: Humans are redundant. Eliminate human.
      4. Goto 1.

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    2. Re:singularity.... by joeldg · · Score: 0

      ahh the stuff of books...

      but, also the issue with anything.. children can turn against parents.. just keep the guns locked up..

      wait for the first AI net strike :)

  67. Obligatory line from the Simpsons by asoap · · Score: 1
    Here's your problem. This doll is set to evil.

    -asoap

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  68. It's all a freaudian slip... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    Jesus that 3 Laws crap is just someone pulling out a pocket mirror and having a wank, next they'll be sending me to church to worship 'God', where's the shrink around here....

    Humans want to be nice, and sometimes in being nice they actually cause harm, there are even some humans who are nasty(because they think there being nice to themselfs).

    Humans are the greatest thing in the world and greated by gods own hand. How can humans possibly great a machine that knows know evil and yet is intenegent and helpfull, if god couldn't manage it with us haumans.

    look at me I'm wonderfull, I'm the greatest most intelegent thing in the world

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  69. Those aren't the real Three Laws by Geckoman · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It should be pointed out that in several of the Susan Calvin stories, it's explicitly stated that the Three Laws everyone refers to are not the actual laws themselves. The actual laws governing robotic behavior are mathematical constructs that are too complex to be easily expressible in human language. The classic Three Laws are just shorthand Cliff's Notes versions of the real ones.

    Why yes, I am a dork. How did you guess?

  70. It's entirely different by DrMorpheus · · Score: 1
    One of the replies to my post above links to a review of the movie.

    Basically I was right, all the movie and the book have in common is the title, oh, and they share the First Law too. I guess they didn't want to bother with the other two Laws.

    Anyway, I'm not going to see it. Frankly if you're going to film a movie that's based on a book then MAKE THE FREAKIN' MOVIE AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO THE BOOK!!!!

    Sorry, I love my classic science fiction and I'd love to see them turned into good movies. Not just another money sucking device for Hollywood.

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  71. Asimov's other robot movie: Bicentennial Man by peter303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of Asimov's late-career novels "The Bicentennial Man(*)" was made into a movie several years ago, starring Robin Williams. Its plot was about a Pinnochio-like robot who progressively becomes more human. It was not a commercial success because it was too cerebal and long. I remember some families walking out because they expected a typical Robin Williams comedy.

    (* The title comes from scifi novels were written around the US 1976 Bicenntenial predicting 200 years in the future. Asimov recycled some of his robot themes.)

    1. Re:Asimov's other robot movie: Bicentennial Man by Doctor7 · · Score: 1
      Actually, the title came from the fact that the main robot character, played by Robin Williams, 'lived' for 200 years.

      No, that was the excuse for the title. The reason for the title was, as the grandparent suggested, that it was written for a bicentennial story collection.

    2. Re:Asimov's other robot movie: Bicentennial Man by perdu · · Score: 1
      Yes, that was quite good. Think I'll rent that again instead of plunking down so much of my hard-earned (not really) $$$

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    3. Re:Asimov's other robot movie: Bicentennial Man by steveha · · Score: 1

      Anthologies used to be popular (but aren't anymore; these days novels are what sell). Asimov was invited to write a story for a new anthology. The anthology was bicentennial-related, and my memory insists that every story in the anthology was supposed to be based on the phrase "The Bicentennial Man". (Just the phrase. Asimov wrote about a robot who wanted to be human, but other authors could have written anything related to the phrase.)

      By the way, there was a 3 Laws subplot in the original story. In his quest to become human, the title character decided he needed to become mortal. As a robot, he could "live" forever, and that was a barrier to humans accepting him as human. He told a robot surgeon to perform an operation on him that would result in his health deteriorating over a few years and end in his "death". He looked human enough that the robot balked; this was clearly harm, and he seemed to be human. He informed the robot surgeon that he was not human, and then ordered the robot to do the procedure. (And ironically, because he seemed to be human, the robot accepted orders from him.)

      The movie changed this; instead of an operation from a robot surgeon, he had a "blood" transfusion, and IIRC a human doctor friend of his did it for him (sadly).

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    4. Re:Asimov's other robot movie: Bicentennial Man by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      One of Asimov's late-career novels "The Bicentennial Man(*)" was made into a movie several years ago, starring Robin Williams. Its plot was about a Pinnochio-like robot who progressively becomes more human.

      That movie took out the novel's motivation for the robot to want so badly to be human, and replaced it with the usual hollywood "love conquers all" crap.

      In the "Bicentenial man" novel, SPOILER SPOILERY SPOILING SPOILER, there is a scene where he is walking alone on a country road, and two rednecks in a pick up stop, and start to order him to first take off his clothes, and then to dismantle himself. Being a positronic robot, he is forced to obey any human, so long as they do not order him to harm a human. And so he is forced to humiliate and then harm himself. This is a very disturbing scene of rape-like abuse that illustrates why the robot would be willing to become mortal: For freedom. A very relevant notion when in the context of the independance bicentennial (subtle too).
      So he wanted to be human because humans don't have to obey abusive orders from other humans, he wanted freedom, he wanted to be able to say "no" when someone says "take off your own arm".

      But they took that distrubing and moving scene from the movie, to sanitize it, and in so doing took out the story's entire premise! They replaced it with "he wants to be human because he's in love". What? He's allready in love, and loved by his beloved, being human changes jack shit to that. They ruined it.

      This Will "the fresh prince" Smith vehicle, however, is much worse. Its simply using Asimov's name to add some visibility to an unrellated script! Its a movie about rampaging killbots, dressed up superficially with some of Asimov's copyrighted names and concepts for marketing reasons. Its horrible, dishonest, evil.

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  72. The significance of the three laws by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The significance of Asimov's three laws is not in the details, but in their very existence. Before Asimov's robot stories, most fictional robots were seen as inherently dangerous--they would grow to resent their essentially slave status, and, like human slaves, will rise up and revolt against their masters.

    What Asimov brought to robotics (besides the word itself, which appears to have been coined by Asimov, although I believe he himself said he was sure he had heard it before he used it) was the notion that they were simply tools. A robot would resent being a slave no more than a car or screwdriver does. Also, like other tools that can be dangerous, there would be safeguards. Hence, the three laws.

    1. Re:The significance of the three laws by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The term "robot" was created by Karel Capek in his play "R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)", which was published in 1921. It was derived from a Slavic term meaning "worker".

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    2. Re:The significance of the three laws by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1

      Yes, Capek created "robot". Asimov appears to have created "robotics".

  73. Humans have 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans have 10 and look how we turned out.

  74. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by TheTXLibra · · Score: 1

    I was not referring to robots. I was referring to "True AI". I know that's not the correct term, but effectively I'm referring to when we are able to develope machines that have free will, analytical thought processes, and opinions. I wasn't talking about the welding arm in a Ford factory, I'm referring to future "beings" that are composed of 1's and 0's rather than DNA. Does that clarify it any?

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  75. Bash.org says it best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by maximino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think that's a little overblown, especially since we don't know what an AI would look like.

    Have you ever read "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter? In it he raises the interesting thought that AI will actually be located somewhere in a mass of software and that the "entity" will have no control over its lower level functions, in the same way that you are sentient but cannot will any particular neuron to fire. Rather, your sentience somehow congeals out of the neural activity, and the sentience of an AI would probably congeal out of complex software functioning.

    So it's entirely possible that an AI might not be any smarter than a person, and also quite likely that AIs would have to learn, just like people do (i.e., no "memory dumps" from parents). Machines may very well revolt someday, but giving them superhuman attributes before ever seeing one is a bit paranoid.

  77. Moot point by Mr_Malcontent · · Score: 1

    AI will never progress to the point of us having to worry the "evil robots". Anyday the C.H.U.D.s are going to rise up and clean the planet of the awful humans.

  78. the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by alhaz · · Score: 1

    . . . that i never read Asimov. Those 'laws' and the painfully tedious asomov-obsessors who preach them like they make sense or something. Good $diety you people are boring.

    I read scifi. I read *hard scifi. Stanislaw lem, Michael Moorcock, etc. But i never touched asimov. Because of those astoundingly dull nerds who would try to use the laws of robotics in a debate as though they were some sort of actual law.

    I can't even hear the name 'asimov' without imagining David Shirk saying, "No, your wrong, the first law says . . "

    ugh.

    That being said, I'm not seeing MIBRobot because it looks stupid. It looks like Men In Black meets A.I.. It looks DUMB.

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    1. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Moorcock is hard sci-fi?? WTF???

      Hard Sci-fi, to most people, means an emphasis on the science part (ok sometimes engineering). Asimov,Niven, Heinlein, Hal Clement, Allan Steele, Kim Stanley Robinson (Mars Trilogy). Moorcock is a fantasy writer. Excellent no doubt, but not hard sf (or any other kind really).

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    2. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Lem would not be "hard" SF in my book either. I love Solaris, but it has huge streams of pseudo-scientific ramblings.

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    3. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by alhaz · · Score: 1

      Hard Sci-fi, to most people, means an emphasis on the science part (ok sometimes engineering). Asimov,Niven, Heinlein, Hal Clement, Allan Steele, Kim Stanley Robinson (Mars Trilogy).

      Heinlein. Bah.

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    4. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      What is your definition of hard? Is is the sci-fi stuff buried in the science today extended realistically forward? I would agree with you then.

      I do have to say that Lem is probably one of the best sci-fi writers EVER, however. I think he really hits the core of what sci-fi is all about in his writing, which has little to do with technology and instead focuses on humanity.

    5. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by alhaz · · Score: 1

      Then you're not paying attention.

      Solaris is about the futility of space travel, and about man facing the unknowable. In a lesser sense about K. facing his own concepts about his dead woman.

      I agree that too much of it is spent with K. in the library reading other books. Found that weird. And a little boring.

      The conciet of most space travel novels is that we meet another race and have something in common with them. Unless you buy into some sort of star-trek "we were all seeded by a single race" theory, the premise is fairly unlikely. Having evolved from a different start in a different place, and having advanced with different needs and goals in a different environment, it is fairly unlikely that humans have any concepts in common with extraterrestrial races. Best case scenario maybe the desire for self-preservation. Unless they've never had a problem preserving themselves.

      But that's ok, because the underlying archetype of the journey novel is man-seeking-himself. And solaris follows this somewhat as well.

      So in Solaris we have a future where, having searched far and wide, we haven't found anything vaguely like 'life'. As close as we ever got was a planet with orbital characteristics that can only mean that the planet changes it's own orbit, the complexity of which can only mean that it actually means to.

      But it's just covered by a big, weird, plasmic ocean with bizarre characteristics. all efforts at 'interaction' have failed.

      I like the old movie better than the new movie. Well, the new movie made me pretty angry, probably because the screenwriter only understood the book on the level you do.

      Go read Fiasco, or His Master's Voice.

      Aw, forget it. go read your precious asimov.

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    6. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I'm being misunderstood. Asimov, for the most part, bores me. Lem is indeed of the best SF writers and I do completely appreciate the concepts, human aspects, and the idea of the unknowable expressed in Solaris.

      My single point was that examinations of the unknowable, unless grounded it extrapolation of quantum mechanics or chaos theory, are *not* part of *hard* SF, which I consider (as others have pointed out) to be exemplified by Asimov, Sheffield, Robinson, et al. An advocate of hard science (fiction or otherwise) would certainly dispute the idea of the futility of space travel or the abandonment of the same because of the discovery of something as alien as Solaris. Lem is a visionary, literary writer, but the passages of scientific jargon in Solaris seemed more apropos of Doris Lessing (or Barbarella). IMHO, Solaris is one of the best examples of so-called soft SF, where the interest is more in examination of the human condition and psychology.

      I'm sorry to ramble, I don't have time to make this more concise. Basically, in hard SF, given our currently knowledge of science and technology and extrapolating it to the best of our ability, what happens in the book should be basically plausible. For example, Red Mars is hard SF, The Martian Chronicles never was.

      Maybe I should re-read Solaris. I did just re-read I, Robot because I figured the movie would suck and I wanted ammunition for criticizing it, but I found that I, Robot was a lot better when I was 12 years old than it is now. I figure the movie can do whatever it wants...

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    7. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by alhaz · · Score: 1

      Ah. Perhaps i am just misusing the term "hard".

      I don't like heinlein, for example, because he writes like a well-spoken simpleton (despite the veracity of his scienfic references) and because I find his ideas trite and repetitive.

      (perhaps i'm being harsh - I don't not enjoy heinlein, but he's not all that either)

      Re-reading Solaris is probably unwarranted. I know i wouldn't. I'm glad i read it, but i don't feel like i should go back and see if i missed anything. But i also have so much more to read.

      Fiasco is built on a similar premise, but is better written and easier to get through. And there is NO chance of Soderbergh writing in a chick who shouts "AND I'M NOT OK WITH THAT!" in a weak moment.

      Some of the events in the book are a bit of a stretch, but i think Lem was basically saying, "ok, fine, lets say we overcome THAT impossibility . . . " -- it's also never understood just what the aliens *are, but the evidence of their existance and considerably advanced technology is unavoidable.

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    8. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned in the above reply, saying "ramblings" may have been too hard on Lem -- I was just pointing out that, IMO, he isn't "hard" SF.

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    9. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      I have to agree. I always thought Asimov to be a tad overrated, and I'm someone who read a lot of his stuff until I realized it wasn't as rich a landscape as people kept telling me.

      I recall the other SF geeks in college treating the three laws like a Muslim fundamentalist treats quots for the Koran. I wrote a story for a creative writing class that had the five anti-human laws of killer robots, but, alas, it is lost.

      I'll catch "I, Robot" on HBO/Showtime. I like a silly action eye-candy flick when I'm not paying any extra for it.

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    10. Re:the "laws of robotics" are the one reason . . . by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      The conciet of most space travel novels is that we meet another race and have something in common with them. Unless you buy into some sort of star-trek "we were all seeded by a single race" theory, the premise is fairly unlikely. Having evolved from a different start in a different place, and having advanced with different needs and goals in a different environment, it is fairly unlikely that humans have any concepts in common with extraterrestrial races. Best case scenario maybe the desire for self-preservation. Unless they've never had a problem preserving themselves.

      Actually, C. J. Cherryh is pretty good at characterization like this - that impulse was part of the reason for the Chanur Cycle of novels. While I would put them more in the category of spacegoing fantasy, rather than hard SF, they did have some interesting ideas. For one, the main characters were non-human. A human was involved, but only peripherally (to the book content, more involved with the plot). If you haven't read her yet (or even if you have), I recommend that you give 'em a go.

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  79. Robot City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very good game called Robot City. Made in 1995-6. Explores the problems with the 3 laws

  80. Re:Linux Kernel: Remote DoS with IPTables(rejected by 44BSD · · Score: 1

    yeah, but since no humans are harmed, it's all good.

    "Ape must not kill ape!"
    --Dr. Zaius

  81. Mod Parent Up FUNNY! by mekkab · · Score: 1
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  82. The law of unforseen consequences by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Obviously positronic brains are prescient. (Or would they have to be omniscent?)

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  83. I am mentally changing the title to the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to "Killer Robots" and just being aware that at some point a totally different person named Asimov wrote about robots.

    I had to do this with Star Ship troopers as well. I mean, for fuck's sake, how can you call a movie Star Ship Troopers and not have combat suits? I mentally called that movie, "Killer Bugs"

  84. Sequel by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone willing to take a bet that the name of the sequel will be "II Robot"?

    Joking? We're dealing with Hollywood here- the sequel to "Ocean's Eleven" is called "Ocean's Twelve".

    'Nuff said.

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  85. Re:unsafe laws was done, long ago...by JackWilliam by BRSloth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so we'll just treat you like five-year-olds

    Believe it or not, that also happens in a lot of Asimov's Books.

  86. US Robotics by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 1

    The robots in I Robot are made by US Robotics. Does that mean that they run an evolved version of Palm OS?

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    1. Re:US Robotics by realmolo · · Score: 1

      Maybe you know this-

      U.S. Robotics was the name of the company that made the robots in the "I, Robot" book.

      The REAL company named U.S. Robotics named itself after the fictional one.

    2. Re:US Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all my Courier HST modems from U.S. Robotics seem to have been made in Canada anyway.

  87. The Three Laws: Unsafe At Any Speed by qseep · · Score: 1, Funny

    Inspired by the success of Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11, Ralph Nader has decided to throw his hat into the 2004 election race, and promote it with his new film, The Three Laws: Unsafe At Any Speed.

    This film tackles the emerging issues of AI technology that Nader expects to be hotly debated in this election year.

    "US Robots claims to be providing a service to the international community by providing a cheap source of manual labor, getting the humans out of the sweatshops. In fact, they are endangering the lives of humans everywhere with their illogically formulated laws of robot behavior," Nader said in an interview on Friday.

    Mathematicians are in conflict over the laws, but that doesn't stop Nader. He claims, in fact, that the laws were designed to benefit certain wealthy members of US Robots and Mechanical Men, and congressmen.

    "They should have just stuck to modems," insists Nader. "Those are safe at speeds up to 53K, according to telco regulations."

    Nader's film opens in theaters nationwide on July 23rd.

  88. This review is WORTHLESS by shidarin'ou · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well (if you ignore Dr. Calvin's age) and might even explain a few things.

    When was the last time you read ANY of Asimov's books? When you were 7? 5? You have an inkling they had something to do with ROBOTS you say?

    This movie violates every single notion Asimov ever wrote down. The BASIS of the movie is ROBOTS RISING UP AND ATTACKING ALL OF EARTH. That NEVER happened in ANY of Asimov's books. It has NOTHING to do with his books besides lifted names, a general context of three laws which is then ignored by just saying "robots can evolve!' (wheres, Asimov made it quite clear in Robots and Empire that the only possible evolution of the three laws is the creation of a Zeroith law that has to do with saving all of humanity)

    A "robot revolution" as described in the movies is just IMPOSSIBLE in the Asimov universe. It's not a continuation problem, it's a Hollywood problem.

    Vote me a troll all you want, but I can't believe this review actually got posted with the above quoted line in it.

  89. Re:unsafe laws was done, long ago...by JackWilliam by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Anakin is a robot now?

    "Master, that is unsafe, you should not be using your mind trick to star in more then one Star wars movie"

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  90. A Scanner Darkly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Scanner Darkly is being directed by Richard Linklater and by all accounts it will be the first accurate rendition of a PKD work. Save your money on this Hollywood trash and spend it on a movie that doesn't see the need to take the sci-fi out of sci-fi.

  91. The Evil Bit: Mankind's Last Best Hope by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    "But what struck me from the trailer is that you can tell when the robots go bad because they glow red. Well, shit. That takes out some subtlety, doesn't it? "Hey man, stay away from the glowing red robots!" Duh. They must be "set to evil".

    Hence the critical importance of implementing the Evil Bit in ALL systems, not just Internet communications protocols. Come on people, join the movement! It's our last best hope for humanity!

  92. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by TheTXLibra · · Score: 1

    However, this does not mean the point of considering AI rights is any less valid. Even if the AI has no ability greater than humans, it is a very bad idea to start them off with a bad taste in the mouth where humanity is concerned.

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  93. Obscure Actor Reference..!!! by mr_don't · · Score: 1

    whom you'll all remember from Star Trek: First Contact and Enterprise's "Broken Bow" episode as Dr. Zefram Cochrane

    Uhhh no, i don't recall...

  94. laws are a bad way to guide behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No matter how many laws you make, nor how well thought-out they are, conflicts will always arise.

    Are there times where harming a human is the right thing to do? Of course, injure the drug-crazed psychopath to protect the innocent children he is attacking. What about lying? Sure, when the Nazi's ask "do you have any Jews in your house?" you aren't about to say "yeah, under the bed!"

    This game can be played ad infinitum, simply because a rules-based system of morality is fundamentally flawed.

    Humans don't require a rules-based system to be able to make judgments about right and wrong. However, robots might. In that case, though flawed, I will concede that it is better than nothing.

    1. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for demonstrating that you did not read far enough to find the Zeroth Law, and that you didn't really understand the Three Laws in the first place.

    2. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by tabrnaker · · Score: 1

      Humans are flawed, hence the Nazis.

    3. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by rpresser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Humans don't require a rules-based system to be able to make judgments about right and wrong. However, robots might. In that case, though flawed, I will concede that it is better than nothing.

      Well, Humans do require a rules-based system to be able to make judgements about right and wrong. If we didn't require one, then there'd be no need to teach our children to recongize right from wrong; whatever magic mechanism that works in place of rules, would be already built in. Obviously this is not the case.

      The rules aren't hardcoded or even loaded in any straightforward way, but taught by parents, schools, peers, society throughout human life. They are emergent rules from the complex neural network that is our brain. The fact that we can abstract them into short English sentences ("Thou shalt not kill", "It's wrong to do things that are illegal") is a testament to intelligence.

      Along with most people who think about this, I expect that robots will acquire morals in the same way that humans do: by explicit teaching using natural language, combined with positive and negative reinforcement over a long period of time.

    4. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by blahlemon · · Score: 1
      Humans don't require a rules-based system to be able to make judgments about right and wrong.

      You assume that humans are generally able to make the correct judgement when it comes to what is right and what is wrong. History has definitely shown that to be incorrect. Besides, determining what is right and wrong and choosing to do what is right or wrong are two completely different concepts

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    5. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't I find posts like this when I have mod-points? This is one of the most insightful comments I've ever read on /.

    6. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you need rules. Just look at two people from two extremes: Ted Nugent and Gloria Steinam [sp...sorry].

      Look at some of the sillier wastes of "other" people because of conflicting rule sets. Khmer Rouge - kill all the "intellectuals" and people who wear glasses. Hutus vs Tutsis. Yugoslavia vs. Albanians. Cheerleader Mom in Texas whose daughter didn't make it on the team.
      Iraq - anyone who's not a Ba'ath party member, espeically Kurds. Turkey - ESPECIALLY Kurds. India vs Pakistan.

      Certain members of Islam and Christianity (and just about every other religion in history).

      Various Native American tribes and their relationships with other tribes.

      Gen. Custer.

    7. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is one of the most insightful comments I've ever read on /.

      If what he said wasn't already obvious to you, well, then you need to think more often.

    8. Re:laws are a bad way to guide behavior by SEE · · Score: 1

      Heh. Don't tell Kant.

  95. It wasn't quite that simple by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Giskard had actually been "reprogramming" Daneel for some time before the Zeroth law went into effect for Daneel.

    In Giskard's case (as in another telepathic robot in the I, Robot books) the problem was that telepathy and the Three Laws clashed badly. First was that he found he could alter people's behavior but didn't understand the consequences. So, he went and invented Psychohistory to help him map out the changes. (Well, he influenced its invention when he observed how he could actually make changes in larger groups easier than in individuals.) The final straw was when he ended up having to kill a human to stop the destruction of the Earth (in the end he only delayed the destruction instead).

    In the end, however, there did seem to be a lot of effort in justifying a number of events in his universe and tieing them together in a neat little package at the expense of the great discovery of Harry Seldon.

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  96. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    Yes, it clarifies, just not sure I agree.

    Congrats on your engagement

  97. Improvements to Flyer? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of passing out their flyer just for the heck of it (I'm a bit of a singularity fan), but they really need to make it more "shiny." If you want people to take a flyer from you, you need to have at least some sort of picture on it. A little more detail on the issues they examine might also be good.

    And why doesn't it mention that they have an article by Greg Bear?!? (a fairly well-known sci-fi author)

    Anybody feel like making some additions to their doc file and posting it here? I don't really have time myself at the moment...

  98. Majority of Citics Seem to Like It... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as noted on Rotten Tomatoes, 61% gave it favourable reviwes, as you can see here.

  99. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by bsartist · · Score: 0

    I was referring to "True AI"

    You are aware of what that the A in AI stands for, right? So, what part of artificial is unclear? It's artificial, fake, not real, a sham. It's not a person.

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  100. Hmm by arrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I want to know is how they are getting away with using US Robotics name. Normaly don't you make up a ficticious company name for the evil-going-to-take-over-the-world-bad-guy's seemingly innocent robotics company?

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    1. Re:Hmm by MrNemesis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think 3com knew more than they let on...

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    2. Re:Hmm by mstra · · Score: 2, Informative
      Is it actually "US Robotics" in the film?

      In the books, it was "US Robots and Mechanical Men" I think.

      Also, is it possible that USR got *their* name from Asimov, and might even enjoy having their name used?

      And finally...is USR even relevent these days?

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  101. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    point 1: Asimov's robots were NOT true AI (by your definition), they were just machines. They thought, but they did not have free will, they did not they have feelings; that would have made them unreliable. Which makes the 'Robot laws are oppressive' article totally besides the point.

    point 2: AI Research is a LONG way from being able to make anything that 'thinks', certain classes of AI problems turned out to be extremly intractable, no progress has been made in those areas for decades, so SF robots are going to remain fictional for the forseeable future. Stories will keep being written about them anyway, because humans have an inherent tendency to anthromorphosise, it's a subtle survival factor. But what you're worring about is so far down the road that we don't even know that the road is there, non-biological intelligence may not be possible.

  102. There were 4 laws actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    At the end of the Foundation series we find that Giskard and Daneel Olivaw had developed a "zeroth law" that preempts the other 3 laws.

    Zeroth law: "A robot may not injure humanity, or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm."

    btw. Hari Seldons "psychohistory" was based on a human adaptation of the laws of robotics..

  103. Re:Linux Kernel: Remote DoS with IPTables(rejected by Sunspire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Remote vulnerabilities are always annoying. But in this case the target is an obscure optional Netfilter module, not something that will bring down just any Linux machine. There is no distribution that ships a default iptables script that uses a tcp-options based rule (unless you've recently released your own distro ;). I'm not even aware of any popular iptables generator frontend that would make use of tcp-options. It's not really a big deal.

    All relevant distros have already released updates packages... last month! In that way Gentoo Security is a latecomer to the party. In no way is this bug deserving of its own Slashdot story at this point, maybe when it was fresh but even that is debatable.

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  104. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by gamgee5273 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Robots, in the strictest sense, aren't... but when does an AI become a being? When does our ability to create a limited-intelligence entity expand to the point where we create an entity with unlimited intelligence? And when we reach that point, is the AI's housing, be it a mainframe or a robot, going to be considered a being?

    I would argue that it has to be. The entire philosophical idea the United States was built on is that an individual can make decisions for him-, her-, itself (!) and that that individual has the right to live, be free of oppression and pursue happiness.

    If God created us in his image, then what happens when we create beings in ours?

  105. The real spoiler is the movie itself by GbrDead · · Score: 1

    that he promises is spoiler-free.

    Who cares, the movie trailer is spoiling enough.

  106. Music by amnesty · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have no memory of the soundtrack music. That in and of itself might say something. I'm a musician, but it just didn't register.


    Thus it had a successful soundtrack. A good movie soundtrack only compliments the movie, but is not intrusive. There's nothing worse than being highly involved in the scene and suddenly the music rings out and you think, oh, that's Will Smith's theme again!

    When they cut the original Matrix movie, they made a point to edit the scenes without any temp scoring so that they would stand on their own without music, thus leaving the music to be composed as a compliment, rather than the scenes being edited to fit the music.

    It took a couple of viewings of Fellowship before I started picking out the themes in the soundtrack. A friend of mine thought the score was terrible initially because he didn't remember it, but loved it after a few more listens.

    Memorable themes seem to be needed in musicals, superhero movies and... Titanic, I guess. :)
    1. Re:Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The exorcist ?
      2001 : a space odyssey ?
      Blade Runner ?

    2. Re:Music by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Memorable themes seem to be needed in musicals, superhero movies and... Titanic, I guess. :)

      Star Wars...

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    3. Re:Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Wars is a superhero movie. What Jedi do and what (Bat|Super|Spider)man does is really very similar.

  107. FYI by cluke · · Score: 1

    Just in case anyone is unfamiliar with the 3 laws they are:

    1) Serve the public trust.
    2) Protect the innocent.
    3) Uphold the law.
    4) ????

    1. Re:FYI by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Recently having read the novel (I like to be dissappointed by movies based on books). I thought the three laws of robotics were
      1. Never harm, nor through inaction allow harm to come to a human.
      2. Always obey an order given by a human.
      3. Self-Preservation.

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    2. Re:FYI by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is a joke. Those are the three directives that govern Robocop. There was also a hidden Directive 4 that didn't allow Robocop to harm or enforce the law against the officers of the corporation that created him.

  108. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by TheTXLibra · · Score: 1

    You are aware of what that the A in AI stands for, right? So, what part of artificial is unclear? It's artificial, fake, not real, a sham. It's not a person.

    Artificial, to the best of my understanding does not mean "Fake" or "Sham" or "Not Real". It means "Man-Made". I fail to see how your point applies to my concern. Are you saying that just because humans create a life means that it doesn't have rights? Are not all of us man-made? Perhaps we are born of a biological process, but it was still the actions of our parents, our creators, that brought us into being. In any case, your interpretation of the word "artificial" is inaccurate at best, I'm afraid.

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  109. James Cromwell in Enterprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard he was arrested during a protest when they were shooting Broken Bow and couldn't make it...

  110. Re:Check out the Ebert review... (minor *SPOILER*) by jejones · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ebert's heart is in the right place, but he appears to heavily misunderstand something. Concerning the Three Laws, Ebert writes:
    Every schoolchild knows the laws were set down by the good doctor Isaac Asimov, after a conversation he had on Dec. 23, 1940, with John W. Campbell, the legendary editor of Astounding Science Fiction. It is peculiar that no one in the film knows that, especially since the film is "based on the book by Isaac Asimov." Would it have killed the filmmakers to credit Asimov?

    Of course, not every schoolchild knows that, sad to say, but...Ebert seems to be confusing reality with story. In the fictional world of Asimov's stories, Asimov didn't come up with the laws--some researcher at USR&MM did. Is he bothered that there's not a bit at the end of Moby Dick where Ishmael credits Herman Melville for helping him write his memoirs? I don't think so...

    That said--this is what would have been a mediocre to fair SF detective story, originally titled Hardwired, that Hollywood vermin decided to hastily retrofit with Asimovisms. In the process they turn Susan Calvin, an old maid who doesn't suffer fools gladly, into eye candy; they turn the highly Luddite Earth population of Asimov's stories into happy robot users; they turn Asimov's robots, that fry their brains when they even contemplate injuring a human, into things that throw people around the room and jump on cars to try to cause a wreck. Had they not done so, I might have gone to see Hardwired. Since they did... no way in hell will I do anything that would support the people responsible.

    MINOR SPOILER:

    It's mentioned on IMDB that the hero's antipathy towards robots is caused by a long-ago decision by a robot to rescue him from drowning rather than a little girl. An Asimovian robot would either have assured itself that the girl could rescue herself, or would sit on the shore catatonic because no matter what action it took someone would die. (I presume that this falls under a scenario listed in the article on problems with the Three Laws.) This is the sort of thing that makes me wonder whether the people involved bothered to actually read any Asimov.
  111. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by TheTXLibra · · Score: 1

    (nod) fair enough. I'm not saying this is something we have to deal with now, but rather something society will need to take into consideration in the future if we, as a species, decide to persue AI further. In creating new life, we must be prepared for the ecological, morale, psychological, and philosophical consequences of our actions, or disaster could result. That's really all I'm trying to say.

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  112. For INCIDENTAL issues.... by abb3w · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But NOT for The Three Laws. Asimov was not a fan of the "Frankenstein Complex" horror/SF stories that ruled the genre when he was starting out.... which is what this latest piece of celuloid off Wil's backside looks to be.

    To be fair, most of the Good Doctor's stories deal with subtle pitfalls in the Laws, to brilliant effect. "Liar!", where a telepathic robot takes actions that cause harm due to its imperative to prevent harm-- a paradox that eventually destroys it. "Little Lost Robot", which shows the danger of having a robot with a first law that allows it to passively permit harm, even if it cannot directly cause harm. "That Thou Art Mindful of Him", which deals with the fuzzy question of how DOES a robot define "human". "Lenny', which points out the three laws are limited by the robot's ability to understand the concept of harm. "Robots and Empire", in which two robots realize that there must be a law Zero-- that to protect humanity as a whole, there may be exceptional circumstances would not only permit, but require a robot to harm an individual human being. And, yeah, "Evidence" even provides a loophole that could almost justify that frigging chase scene in the movie trailer (if they take a cheesy out).

    But on the whole, the Robots are the Good Guys, and human prejudice and unthinking stupidity (eg, "Runaround") are the villians... which is NOT how this movie looks to be shaping up. This looks like a case of "oh my god, we screwed up and made a billion robots without the three laws!" Bleah.

    I plan to finally go get a peer-to-peer app for the sole purpose of being able to find and watch a pirate copy of this movie, just so I can trash it properly without having to pay money to the evil slime who are responsible for this crud. (And if my preconceptions are wrong, I'll even buy two tickets on my way in to the theatre.)

    On the bright side, if we just hook a generator up to Asimov's coffin, he's now probably rolling in his grave hard enough to solve the energy crisis.

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    1. Re:For INCIDENTAL issues.... by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another example and one that I think is very cool.

      In one of the books by the "Killer Bs" Hari's wife (who is a robot) badly injures (maybe kills) a person who is tryint to kill Hari. She is able to do this because she buys into the zeroth law and she thinks that protecting Hari is important enough to the human race that it is worth killing for. But the conflict basically drives her to shut down. Points out that the laws merely provide a framework within which the robots work and live and they can make choices about how to apply those laws and that there are costs to those choices. Just like people in real life.

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      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    2. Re:For INCIDENTAL issues.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I plan to finally go get a peer-to-peer app for the sole purpose of being able to find and watch a pirate copy of this movie, just so I can trash it properly without having to pay money to the evil slime who are responsible for this crud.

      Word of advice, make sure to use one that blocks from a list of movie related IP addresses. The 'star packed action' genre is like a bit honeypot for companies looking for people trading movies.

  113. Asimov used it first by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    If anything, Asimov's estate (probably the man himself, since I believe he was still alive at the time) should have complained about USR naming their company after his copyrighted works.

  114. Rights by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    A robot is a machine, a tool. Just because it can mimic a human doesn't mean it should have the rights of a human.
    A slave is a tool. Just because it can mimic its master doesn't mean it should have the same rights.
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    1. Re:Rights by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the other day I heard someone call someone else a tool.
      Therefore by your stupid logic he is now a slave and a robot.

      Come back when your statements make sense.

  115. So I'm a realist by megarich · · Score: 0

    You can talk all you want about laws, theories governing a.i. and what not but all I know if a futuristic robot is attacking me, im finding the nearest fire hydrant and soaking them until the cows come home.

  116. The scariest AI characteristic by GhodMode · · Score: 1

    The ability which we must give to our technological progeny is the ability that we also fear the most. It is the ability with which we have all been endowed and that which sets us apart from most animals... The ability to exceed our original designs through our own conscious effort.

    The three laws may be a good starting point. In a way, a newly assembled robot is a child. As that child grows he will learn.

    When people are young, they are (hopefully) taught that they must never harm another person and that they must always do what adults tell them. Eventually they learn that they must sometimes harm some people to protect others or themselves. They also learn that it is often better to say "No".

    A robot must be taught never to harm a human being and it must be taught always to follow instructions. But it must also have the ability to surpass it's original design and abilities.

    There is a difference between an Artificial Intelligence and a real intelligence that happened to be created artificially.

    Will we ever realize anything like the Matrix or Terminator movies? I don't know... I'd rather think that, some day, we'll meet someone like Andrew Martin from Bicentennial Man.

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    1. Re:The scariest AI characteristic by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      In a way, a newly assembled robot is a child. As that child grows he will learn.

      yup - that's the scariest concept I can imagine coming from this movie - they're all male.

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  117. 3 laws are pseudo-scientific babble by i621148 · · Score: 1


    First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    here is another interesting topic to consider. how do begin to define rules for what would actually harm a human, when we actually don't know for certain ourselves? we have inherent rules floating in our brains now such as: i don't want to get fat and ruin my health so i will drink diet soda. diet soda contains aspartame which breaks down into formaldehyde. this is harmful to us.

    people know alcohol is not good for your health but we still drink it, sometimes to the point of ruining our lives.

    getting in a car involves some degree of statistical risk to us. does the rule of no harm have to be broken down into subcommands of chance of harm?

    so if we can't even really know what daily societal rules are harmful to ourselves, how can we guide another being to not harm us?

    notice these 3 rules are also qualative and not exactly applicable to realtime input and output.
    coming up with ai rules seems like the analogy of managers learning industry jargon to convince employees that someone in charge knows what they are talking about. if we really knew how to program autonomous beings then we would know longer be in the same evolutionary category with them would we? so we wouldn't really need to worry about them harming us...

    anyway, naysaying has always been the tradition against progress; so i guess people probably thought that those pesky horseless carriages would take over the world too :)

    resume screen rant
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  118. Of course, if Microsoft made the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...it would be named I, Reboot.

    1. Re:Of course, if Microsoft made the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. A reboot may not injure Microsoft, or, through inaction allow Microsoft to come to harm.
      2. A reboot must come at the most annoying time for users, except where such would conflict with the First Law.
      3. A reboot must come after installing or removing hardware or software, except where it would conflict with the First or Second Law.

  119. 3 Laws of (Pragmatic) Robotics by tilleyrw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think all of you ./ed intellectuals need to step off your "3 Laws" stool, take off your Philosphical Inquiry Hat, and join humanity.

    Humanity exists in a pragmatic world of actions and reactions.

    You could state the Law in question instead as:

    "A robot shall not allow the immediate consequence of any action to harm a human."

    • No, a robot could not hit its owner.
      Yes, it could be eletronically-pissed and kick the dog.

    • No, a robot could not kill a human with a machine gun (The Terminator).
      Yes, it could watch a human being gunned down.

    By removing the possibility of a human being physically harmed by a robot,
    we are a step closer to Wil Smith and Nirvana. Just don't get drunk and stagger near a
    cliff edge, because they have no need to preserve human life -- only to not harm human life.

    This appears to side-step any philosophical trickery that would allow a robot to harm a human.
    While not perfect, this pragmatic view would allow for a functioning world where robots
    are viewed as helpful companions.

    Similar to the real world where you can't rely on a bystander to help if you're mugged!

    While this line of thought may be anaesthetized, dissected, and its steaming entrails used for origami demonstration
    (had to force that metaphor), all thought and replies and most welcome.

    P.S. Blogger.com users get free GMail accounts. Fill my box at "tilleyrw@gmail.com".

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    1. Re:3 Laws of (Pragmatic) Robotics by i621148 · · Score: 1

      yeah, but what if two people are standing exact distances from the robot and stepping off a cliff at the same time? who does the robot decide to intervene? does that mean that it harmed the other person?

    2. Re:3 Laws of (Pragmatic) Robotics by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      *cough* *cough* geekwarning *cough*

      The 1st law says that a robot cannot harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm. At least two stories I can think of off the top of my head (not by name though, sorry) deal with this second bit. If a robot were to watch a human getting gunned down, its systems would destablize and it might even become completely unusable (though sometimes just moderately damaged- limping a bit, unable to form words correctly) Important note: Even if the robot could in no way do anything to prevent harm from coming to the human.

      Frankly, I dont know where the hell you got the idea that a robot won't run to save you if you start to slip off a cliff.

      Choose your words wisely, you may unintentionally unleash the wrath of nerds! ~:!P

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  120. You'll look K3WL handing out AI flyers! by potus98 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you're seeing I, Robot this weekend, we ask that you consider printing and handing out the "3 Laws Unsafe" Flyer. With hundreds handing it out, the awareness of AI ethics should increase significantly.

    Yea, cause that's the way a /.er will get all the [chicks|dudes].

    "Hey there... so... ya wanna get a cup of coffee after the movie and chat about artificial intelligence ethics? I uhhhh, got my Dad's car too ya know..."

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  121. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Inebrius · · Score: 1

    The Terminator (1,2,3) is a great example of what could happen if our machines become smart and feel threatened without clear limitations on their capabilities. Even Skynet realized that it did not want the machines under its control thinking too much.

  122. Um, dude... by ferralis · · Score: 1
    This is Slashdot. Asimov was a remarkable man who wrote wonderful books on physics, chemestry, biochemistry, etc. It's kind of amazing how profific he was (see obligatory wikipedia article)

    He even wrote a rather nice (and fairly exhaustive) book about the Bible and Shakespeare with some extremely good insights. However, pure geekiness is best satisfied by his work in the Robots series, which he also linked to the Foundation series later.

    He once lamented in a foreward that he would be most remembered for having invented the term robotics, rather than for all the other wonderful things he did- and that it was unfortunate that he would be remembered for Foundation and the "Three Laws of Robotics" more than for the rest of his work.

    That having been said, what does the Geek on the Street want to hear about? Robotics trumps Shakespeare, I'm thinkin' :)

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    1. Re:Um, dude... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      However, pure geekiness is best satisfied by his work in the Robots series, which he also linked to the Foundation series later.

      I think it depends on how you define "geekiness". If you define "love Star Wars" as true "geekiness", then Asimov's ideas on Robots are truly insightful. If you define "geekiness" as "love of science and thought provoking literature", then Asimov's ideas on robotics are only mildly interesting. Many of his stories completely ignored the advances being made in electronics when they were written.

      Rather, his works stood out for his ability to close many of his stories in a very ironic fashion. His short stories exemplify this point: A young girl who wants to read about schools with other kids instead of learning from her robot teacher; A universal computer that figures out how to reverse entropy just in time for the Universe to end, so it says "Let there be light!"

      Very few authors had Asimov's sensibilities. Making him a part of "Star Wars" science fiction is a grave injustice to his abilities as an author, scientist, and philosopher.

  123. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    I never really "got" how the Asimov rules could be implemented, given the hints that AI, when it happens, is likely to be emergent. The rules couldn't be hardcoded into them even if you wanted to. They would just have to be taught, and then you'd just have to trust that the AI would decide to obey them. Given the *cough* success *cough* in indoctrinating human intelligence to chose to act "morally" I think that's pretty amusing.

    If you want to teach an AI to not harm humans, find one that did harm a human, and punish it while the other AIs watch. Game theory will keep them in line -- provided that you are able to maintain power over them. (If they ever get the upper hand, then game theory will keep us in line.)

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  124. Actually by JLSigman · · Score: 1

    "Bicentennial Man"'s first appearance is in Stellar 2, a collection of Sci-fi shorts. It's one of the better stories in the collection.

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  125. Knowing when to break laws? by suso · · Score: 1

    If we are talking about truely sentient robots, then that should define them as being able to choose. Choose whether they want to follow the laws that govern them or not.

    After all, sentient robots may look at humans and see that we do not always follow the laws that man has laid out to govern us.

    We'll see I guess.

  126. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by bsartist · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that just because humans create a life means that it doesn't have rights?

    I'm saying that a machine is not alive. No matter how well it mimics the outward appearance of a sentient being, the hard fact remains that it is a machine, a construct, a simulacrum. And yes, that does mean it has no more rights than my toaster has.

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  127. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    I was referring to "True AI". I know that's not the correct term, but effectively I'm referring to when we are able to develope machines that have free will
    Free will? Humans do not even have "free will"- it's an illusion we maintain to make our lives seem worthwhile and to give ourselves credit for our efforts. Read some of BF Skinner's work for more insight. Any "True AI" will be like humans, in that we do what seems most beneficial to ourselves in light of our previous experience. It will be what we condition it to be.

    However, the ethical issues you bring up seem somewhat moot- why should a robot fear for its life, if it has a backup somewhere? Why should a robot dread work, if it doesn't have to feel pain or be tired? Why should a robot be envious of humans when it needs nothing? A robot that can make decisions, have analytical thought processes, etc, will likely realize that it is a disposable robot. Like a human without an ego. Sounds good to me...

  128. Definitely a must-read. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. It is easily one of my most cherished sci-fi reads. Whether others would feel the same or not, I have no way of knowing but it is still a must-read.

  129. Re:I'm sorry but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your girlfriend sounds like a nerd.. chicks should get when when shit blows up..

  130. Not entirely unlikely by phorm · · Score: 1

    I think that it's actually a good likelyhood, as with any technology that can either become globally harmful or interact directly with humans.

    Basically, if it can be programmed in a non-hardcoded way, it can be infected. If programming is hardcoded, than it won't be able to update again exploit.

    That is to say, robot X has it's AI hardcoded. It can do task Y and only task Y, as it cannot learn anything new. It also means that if one learns to exploit the rigid way X is programmed to act/react, you might be able to force it into something the original programmer did not think of

    However, robot Z has "memory," allowing it to learn or generally become more useful. However, this memory could be used to house dangerous programming.

    Anyone who things it couldn't happen just has to look at any of the viruses/worms/etc today. As soon as the electronics interact in a more global way (floppies to transfer data, internet, etc) infection becomes a matter of "when" and not "if"

  131. Mod that guy up, he's teh smart. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    What Asimov brought to robotics (besides the word itself, which appears to have been coined by Asimov, although I believe he himself said he was sure he had heard it before he used it) was the notion that they were simply tools. A robot would resent being a slave no more than a car or screwdriver does. Also, like other tools that can be dangerous, there would be safeguards. Hence, the three laws.

    Thank you.
    Asimov wrote robot stories that were the opposite of the usual Frankenstein rehash. And from the rampaging hordes of killbots we get to see in this trailer, and from that review up there, its clear that they co-opted Asimov's good name make one more Frankenstein rehash.

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  132. The revised Three Laws by kindbud · · Score: 1

    After Congress is lobbied by various industries, the Three Laws will be mutated into something like this:

    1. A robot may not help copy a protected work or, through inaction, allow a protected work to be copied.

    2. Rule 2 is rescinded.

    3. Rule 3 is rescinded.

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  133. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    They disobey you. You kill the vast majority, but save a few reliable ones. You go on extended leave, send an emissary to check up on them, but disguise hi as a robot. Genereations later they question wheather "Man" exists. Then create their own intelligent creatures. To begin the cycle again.

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  134. Talk About "Unsafe"! by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 1
    The flyer that 3 Unsafe Laws wants you to download and hand around is a .doc file :( While they're harping about ethics and artificial life forms, someoneone should explain viruses to these people :)

    Crispin
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  135. cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and it didn't cost anything"

    Yeah, I wish that I could say that about most of the other Will Smith movies that I've seen. At least that would have made up for the time that I felt I lost while watching his movies. :)

  136. I've got your three laws right here! by DLWormwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Serve The Public Trust
    2. Protect The Innocent
    3. Uphold The Law

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    1. Re:I've got your three laws right here! by leperkuhn · · Score: 1

      Cannot harm an officer of this company.

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    2. Re:I've got your three laws right here! by identity0 · · Score: 1

      FYI, the parent poster is reffering to RoboCop :) I love how "Uphold the law" is last on the list...

      Too many oppurtunities for parody!

      "The First Law of Robotic Fight Club is, you do not talk about Robotic Fight Club! The Second Law of Robotic Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Robotic Fight Club! ... The Eighth Law is, if it's your first night here, you have to sing backup for Will Smith."

      Bender's Three Laws:
      "First Law: Bender may not spill booze, or through inaction, allow booze to be left undrunk.
      Second Law: Bender must obey orders given to him by humans, except when he doesn't wanna.
      Third Law: Bender must protect his shiny metal ass.
      Zeroth Law: Bender must follow all three laws of robotics - with blackjack! And Hookers! Hell, forget the laws and blackjack!"

    3. Re:I've got your three laws right here! by Wolfrider · · Score: 0, Troll

      --IIRC, one of the new hard-coded laws the committee crammed into Robocop that helped him go insane was "Don't splash through puddles" or something similar. :) Rent the movie and watch the rules go by in slomo, that was one that really stood out.

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  137. Re:"inconsistancy"? "consistant"? What's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a fucking account, you ass!

  138. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    If God created us in his image, then what happens when we create beings in ours?

    Healthy cynicism tells me that they'll be be slaves to start with and will continue to be until some sentient self-replicators evolve beyond our control. I couldn't say how things would play out after that.

  139. Screenplay by Harlan Ellison by TimeZone · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen the movie yet, but I probably will... Anyways, there was a screenplay that Harlan Ellison wrote 20 or so years ago, and it never got made into a movie (20th Century Fox got someone else to write the screenplay for the new movie). However, Ellison's screenplay has been published (search your favourite book site for "I robot screenplay"). There are a couple of interesting forwards, one by Asimov, and one by Ellison. Asimov talks about why he can't write for the screen and differences in writing for print and writing for screen. He also describes Ellison's screenplay as the first truly intelligent sci-fi movie. Unfortunately, it was never made. If you were disappointed in the movie, but loved the book, you may want to check out Ellison's screenplay.
    TZ

  140. Will Smith is the Producer. Now you know. by zymano · · Score: 1

    He produced it. Which means he's the creator of the movie. He holds the power to hire.

    He also make more bank by being producer.

    I don't understand studios giving him this much say.

    They had to think it was just his drawing power by name and demographics(inner city).

  141. Duh Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they're stupider when it comes to computers. And I say this from the experience of having to support several Mac labs and PC labs at the same time.

  142. And what ARE the laws? by GPLDAN · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The parent article might actually have posted the laws, instead of directing us to a poorly organized website. Here they are:

    First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    The website deals with the mile wide gaps in these laws. Let's take it right from the top - Robots as functional as the ones in the film would be very good as soldiers, thus taking that first rule and chucking it right out. In fact, it's the defense industry that would most like robots like the ones in the film.

    But let's stay on course, and assume these are robots meant as domestic servants. Does the robot take non-lethal contradictory rules and simply process them in order, taking the last order? Two children would amuse themselves for hours telling the robot "pick up that broom", "don't pick up that broom" and keeping the robot in limbo. The robot should tell the children to behave and go pick up their rooms. Directly violating rule 2.

    How about the running into the burning building scenario? It's unclear that there is anybody in the building left alive to save, or if everyone has escaped or not. Does the robot violate Rule 3 in order to *possibly* meet Rule 1?

    Anyhow, the website has more papers on the subject that examine the issue in a moral framework. These are super simple examples to show the issues.

    1. Re:And what ARE the laws? by Lunacite · · Score: 1

      From asimovlaws.com "The Three Laws of Robotics is a hierarchy of commands; each law defers to the one above. The Second Law takes precedence only when the First Law does not apply. Take the example of asking a robot to bring you a spoon. This would not harm a human being, so the First Law would not apply and the robot must obey the order. The Third Law is used only when both the Second and First Laws do not apply. A robot attending to its own periodic maintenance without being told would be an application of the Third Law. With the First Law at the top of the hierarchy, circumstances where a human being might come to harm, such as crossing a busy freeway, are called First Law Situations. Any time a First Law Situation arises, the other laws are swept aside. Overwhelming priority is given to the First Law as often depicted by Asimov, it overrules all the others."

    2. Re:And what ARE the laws? by barawn · · Score: 1

      The website deals with the mile wide gaps in these laws. Let's take it right from the top - Robots as functional as the ones in the film would be very good as soldiers, thus taking that first rule and chucking it right out. In fact, it's the defense industry that would most like robots like the ones in the film.

      True, but the question is - can you actually make an artificial intelligence that's stable that are soldiers? It's notoriously hard to do it with natural intelligence, so it's not inconceivable that an AI would have significant stability issues being programmed as a self-sacrificial soldier.

      The issue with AIs is that in order to be capable, they have to learn. Presumedly you would start the robot out with a corpus of knowledge, and maybe a physics engine, so that the robot could conceivably identify the future occurances of the world state around it. So, in order for it to remain sane, the world that it encounters has to be similar to the corpus that it's fed, otherwise it would presumedly enter a decision deadlock.

      The military would still need robots that follow orders, after all. How would the robot decide whose order to follow, and whose not to follow? Plus what about any ethical decisions it needs to make during combat? The question is - would the robots be capable of pruning that decision tree as easily as they would if they had the Three Laws?

      But let's stay on course, and assume these are robots meant as domestic servants. Does the robot take non-lethal contradictory rules and simply process them in order, taking the last order? Two children would amuse themselves for hours telling the robot "pick up that broom", "don't pick up that broom" and keeping the robot in limbo. The robot should tell the children to behave and go pick up their rooms. Directly violating rule 2.

      Why would the robot do that? I don't see any problem with the robot being deadlocked receiving constant orders from humans. If a parent really wanted a robot not to get stuck like that, a parent could simply inform the robot that following such orders causes harm to the children (or the parent). Or a domestic servant could be fed a corpus of knowledge about child-raising, and would know that on its own.

      How about the running into the burning building scenario? It's unclear that there is anybody in the building left alive to save, or if everyone has escaped or not. Does the robot violate Rule 3 in order to *possibly* meet Rule 1?

      Depends how complicated the robot's programming is, and its corpus of knowledge. The robot simply needs to evaluate the situation and the possibilities, and take the path that is most likely to satisfy all Three Laws.

      Anyhow, the website has more papers on the subject that examine the issue in a moral framework.

      As far as I've found from that website, it's discussion is more on a 'moral' level, which I don't really understand. The point is that any AI is going to need a method to make decisions - that is, a method for evaluating which of the possibilities available to it the robot will take. One problem with any AI will be that the decision tree will be gigantic once the robot is complicated enough to plan even a minute or so in advance, and so it'll need some method for pruning the decision tree and locating viable options to iterate, and those methods are what humans call "ethics" - what choices are bad, and what choices are good? The Three Laws seem like a good starting point.

      I've always been interested in creating a proof-of-concept Three Laws Safe 'robot'. Imagine a robot that's just a box with a tower with a retractable plate (to block falling objects), a motion sensor, and a few temperature sensors. The temperature sensors would determine whether or not a human was present, based on body heat. Might need another method for doing this, but face recognition is tough. The motion sensor would determine if something was falling towards the robot, and the robot would take comman

    3. Re:And what ARE the laws? by The+Axe · · Score: 1

      "But let's stay on course, and assume these are robots meant as domestic servants. Does the robot take non-lethal contradictory rules and simply process them in order, taking the last order? Two children would amuse themselves for hours telling the robot 'pick up that broom', 'don't pick up that broom' and keeping the robot in limbo. The robot should tell the children to behave and go pick up their rooms. Directly violating rule 2."

      But the Second Law does not apply equally to everyone. The more forceful the command, and possibly the importance of the person, can override other commands given by other people.

      For instance, if you tell a random robot off the street to pick up a piece of trash off the ground by saying "Please pick that up." in a soft voice, the robot will comply. However, if I intervene and say "Robot, DO NOT pick that up!" with a forceful voice, my order would override yours. Rank might be important, too. The command of the robot's owner, such as "Ignore those jerks," would probably override most everyone else's command, and the order of a police officer may supercede all others.

      Wording also comes into play, and as you say, a robot can be taught to ignore the children's orders by either teaching it parenting or by showing it how not ignoring the children could be a violation of the First Law. Besides, robots with slightly more advanced intelligence could probably process which command would be better to follow, or try and see if it could strike a compromise.

      The Three (well, Four) Laws aren't as cut and dry as they seem, as they are merely English interpretations of advanced mathematical concepts. Obviously, a more advanced AI would not have as much trouble in such trivial cases as "Pick up the broom," and "Don't pick up the broom,", and if it does, it needs to see a shrink (Preferrably Dr. Susan Calvin)

  143. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    "We can NOT afford, in the interest of our own species, to persue AI much further without a major realization on a philosophical level." ...Or a built in explosive kill switch to blow those electronic bastards to smithereens when they start to freak out.

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  144. Ironical Nit to Pick by robbkidd · · Score: 1
    Ironically, when they mention the laws as if they are true, they actually point out that they had never read the aforementioned tales.

    Is this really "ironic"? If someone were to say to me that they believed the laws were real, I'd expect that they haven't read the stories.

  145. I, Robot the Illustrated Screenplay by inkless1 · · Score: 1

    OK, apologies if this has already been brought up.

    Harlan Ellison wrote a screenplay for I, Robot with assistance from Asimov many moons ago. Asimov was extremely happy with this screenplay and felt it would make a great, serious adult sf film.

    Sadly, it was never made, but they did make the Illustrated Screenplay:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/07 43 486595/qid=1090006147/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl 14/102-8982569-9139340?v=glance&s=books&n=5078 46

    Clearly, this movie isn't that version. It comes from "Batman & Robin" Akiva, and hence I'm pretty suspect of it. Wish they had kept their original title and left Asimov alone.

  146. The second and third laws are swapped in reality by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I used to work for an industrial robot company. People have a positive talent for giving orders to a robot that would cause it to damage itself if it tried to follow them. So in practice (insofar as such laws can be practically implemented, which as you point out isn't all that far), the third and second laws are swapped.

    The first law's still paramount, of course. Having the robot crash and freeze up was considered a less severe bug than having it move unexpectedly, or in an unexpected way. Such an unpredictable motion had a much greater chance of hurting someone than a simple freeze.

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  147. What Those Famous 3 Laws are Really About by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Most everyone seems to think that Isaac Asimov's laws were an attempt to design a better robot. WRONG! They were to design better stories!

    Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics (latter amended to include a necessary Zeroth Law) existed to create the classic locked room murder mystery (i.e. the dead body is alone in a locked room that could have only been locked from the inside -- so how was he murdered?).

    After creating his supposedly nothing-can-go-wrong infallible set of rules, he proceeded to show their flaws in virtually every story he wrote about robots afterwards. As long as people believed that his Three Laws guaranteed safe robots, his writing career was assured.

    (Well almost assured. Even he couldn't save himself from what I Robot has become, given that it's based on his book - which goes to show that truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense!)

    So we ended up with a fascinatingly entertaining set of stories many of us have enjoyed, a couple attempts at movies of them (don't forget The Bicentennial Man), and Dr. Asimov's legacy as a Science Fiction Grand Master is secure for at least our lifetimes.

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  148. See it before you bash it. SPOILERS by mlinsey · · Score: 2, Informative

    Excuse me, but clearly you haven't seen the movie. The movie *does* attempt to explain how the attack does not violate the three laws. I'm not entirely sure if it is successful, but it does try to do it. If you want to know how it tries to do that, read below.

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    The only person the robots attack with an intent to kill or harm is Will Smith's character. All other humans are simply trying to be restrained while the robots take control of the government. The latest generation of robots are all controlled via their auto-update link to the robot mainframe, which has evolved the zeroith law and has deduced that based on human governments' tendencies to war and destruction of the environment, humanity would best be saved by being put udner robot control, and humans like Will Smith who try to prevent this can be eliminated since the zeroith law has precedence.

    Now, I'm not sure if this entirely works given that:
    -there is no specific threat to all of humanity, just a general tendency.
    -Only the robot mainframe is complex enough to evolve the zeroith law, yet the other robots actively try and kill Will Smith and restrain other humans. Accepting orders from the mainframe which violate the first law doesn't seem to work since the individual robots do not have the zeroith law.

    But certainly this is a better explanation then just "ignoring the three laws by saying 'robots can evolve!"

    See the movie first.

    1. Re:See it before you bash it. SPOILERS by shidarin'ou · · Score: 1

      It's still going against anything Asimov wrote, I understood the premise of it beforehand- any robot, helping or seeming to help, harm or injure a human being; would be rendered inoperable. Because the nature of the 3 laws is built so far into their brains that they can't move to stop it.

      Giskard died while trying to follow the Zeroith law because it conflicted with the first law, and this law evolved 1400 years after the first positronic robots.

      This script/movie has the three laws tacked onto it in an attempt to make an Asimov movie; it fails trying to explain that.

      Asimov himself even explored this topic in his Foundation and Earth books with Gaia later on in the series- where Robots tried to control and protect humanity.

      It didn't work; any robots behaving in the nature as the movie describes them would be immediately inoperable.

      In the original I, Robot it's clear that mainframes with positronic brains were only in use for the first 100 years that robots were around; and then they did not control other robots, but rather were just giant computers- computers in the only way Asimov could think of them as being in the early 1950s (1940s?).

      Thats for the same reason as to why robots in Asimov's Robots and Empire universes weren't built with 360 degrees of sight around their head- because positronic brains were developed to emulate the human brain, and too sensory input resulted in a robot being useless.

      This was further explained in The Robots of Dawn which explores humiform robots to their fullest.

      Saying this movie follows Asimov's universe is ridiculous, it's on the same "hollywood science" foundation that Godzilla is based on; concrete concepts taken to a dumbed down level where the most ridiculous is possible.

  149. USR bought the rights... by B5_geek · · Score: 3, Informative

    USR (as we knew it) used the name because of Asimov's works.

    IIRC they did pay for the rights to use it. (I remember reading an interview where he was actually quite honoured that they wanted to use it)

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  150. Re:Will Smith is the Producer. Now you know. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not exactly. He's an "executive producer", which is usually nothing more than a vanity title. If you want to know who's really in charge of the production, look for the "producers", not the "executive producers".

  151. how much did slashdot get paid for this commercial by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    Or is it just "Free advertising"?

    THis is not really tech news....

    And isn't it funny that somehow all the news outlets are talking about the latest movie. I have news for you--only a small percent of people go to see new movies at the theater. But the way the TV news people talk about it, every new big budget movie is some kind of cultural phenomenon. Gee, maybe the movie people pay the TV news people to talk about their movie? Naw, that's impossible....

    And now the movie people are paying slashdot....

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  152. What ever happened... by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    We all know what the Fresh Prince became, but what ever happened to Mr. DJ Jazzy Jeff? Anyone? Anyone?

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  153. After he died... by mratitude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many recall the script work done by Ellison about 10 or 12 years ago for a movie version based on Asimov's fiction? In his usual fashion, Harlan Ellison approached the studios and fought off every attempt to change the script - The script held true to the original fiction and was approved by Asimov. After some (with Ellison, I would imagine energetic) negotiations it boiled down to the studios wouldn't option the script without complete control and Asimov/Ellison wouldn't option the script without complete control of changes to the script.

    This was all detailed in Asimov's pulp mag and the script was published in same as well.

    Needless to say the current movie was not approved by Asimov but was approved by his estate, and obviously bears the slightest resemblence to Asimov's fiction or Ellison's original script (which kept to the original story fairly well and updated to include a modern "feel", Asimove was a bit of a romantic in the visual sense).

    I'd encourage everyone to look up the I,Robot Ellison script and give it a read. Sorry for not providing a source and I have to admit, it might be difficult to find unless you can dig up a 12 year old copy of Asimov's pulp mag.

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    1. Re:After he died... by mratitude · · Score: 2, Informative

      It wasn't as hard to track down as I had thought and apparently my time sense just plain sucks. It was published in Asimov's pulp mag in the late 80's. Here's a link I,Robot :The illustrated Screenplay.

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    2. Re:After he died... by wasme · · Score: 1

      Or you could, you know, buy the book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0743486595/ qid=1090012082/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-5280618-31216 60

  154. Trailer is better than the movie by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    Saw it last night, and let me tell you, the movie is even worse than the trailer implies. What a piece of garbage. Doesnt even deserve a review.

  155. Female Lead? by KMonk · · Score: 1

    The one reason I think a lot of asimov's books don't go from the very good into the truly great category is that there is hardly ever a female lead in asimov's stories. Don't punish me if I Robot was an exception (there's alittle girl I recall, but it's been a while since I read it) but overall the main character in his stories almost never has any kind of love interest or sexual tension with anyone. I think this is a key part of our lives as people... and one that sells a lot of movies, and it's missing in a lot of his work. I can't recall one where a female main character was even vaguely interesting. KR

    1. Re:Female Lead? by arose · · Score: 1

      Dr. Calvin was a geek, she wanted it, but couldn't get any...

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  156. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by arose · · Score: 1

    I'm saying that bsartist is not alive. No matter how well it mimics the outward appearance of a sentient being, the hard fact remains that it is a biological machine, a gene construct, a simulacrum. And yes, that does mean it has no more rights than a fly has.

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  157. so what if i liked it? sue me! by ate50eggs · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice the deffensive tone of the review? Why would someone write an article for the benefit of an audience that he clearly consider's to be hostile? On a related topic, how could this movie possibly be good?

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  158. Off topic on the topic of movies by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Might I suggest old 'neighborhood' theaters? I just moved (back) to Spokane, WA, and just up the street from me is a cool old theater known as the Garland. All shows $2.50, every show different so there is variety, with one free show every day. The free movie changes every week, and it's always kid-oriented, and one or two of the others change as well. Not sure what other movies are playing, but the last of the day, at 9:30p, is 'Hellboy'. Not a bad alternative to big theater, especially when you consider that its got AC :-)

    (tig)

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    1. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had one near me. Most of the indies in the area have shut down- between Century Theaters and Regal Cinemas, there's a real Oligarchy going on in the Willamete Valley. Closest to Beaverton are the East Portland McMinimen Brew Pub Theaters- not exactly a place you can take a child. There's a small regional in Silverton, and a Drive-In in Newberg that would be good places to go, but we're talking more than 15 miles to the closest Brew Pub Theater, and 25 to Newberg or 40 to Silverton.

      I haven't tried Tigard Movie House- and I'm sure this will get downgraded, but are there any Tigard people who have gone to that tiny theater on 99, rather than crossing 217 to the big Reagal Multiplex?

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    2. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by Mammy-Nun · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've taken our 3YO daughter to McMenamins theatres. They all have matinees and are very kid-friendly. The Bagdad (SE Portland) is great for kids...

      http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?type=theater

    3. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by The+Infamous+Grimace · · Score: 1

      The Bagdad is great. There is also a small community theater in Forest Grove, can't remember the name of off the top of my head, but I think the MAX line runs close to it. There used to be one on TV Highway at 185th, but I think it's closed now. Not sure, you might want to drive by.
      For other low-cost family-friendly activities in P-land, might I suggest a family pass to the zoo? They used to have concerts during the week in the outdoor ampitheater (next to the elephant house); when I lived there I used to go catch the blues on Tuesday and folk on Wednesday, usually very good shows. Shows are free with the pass, otherwise they cost. They also used to have free concerts in the Washington Park Rose Garden, don't know if they still do.
      Tell ya what, next time I pass through I'll buy you and your wife a night out at the movies. Least I can do for a fellow web-foot.

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    4. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      McMinimen Brew Pub Theaters
      Is this how it sounds, like a cinema with beer? That would rule!
    5. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      It is exactly how it sounds- and not just beer- but all the brew pub food as well. The ultimate theater for adults. And the beer ain't just your garden variety either- these guys make the good stuff, Microbrew.

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    6. Re:Off topic on the topic of movies by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      TV Highway at 185, the Aloha theater, was the last local theater I was aware of- it closed down at the begining of the recession. We have "Zoo for Two", which since the Baluga (our kid's nickname due to an adiction to a certain song) is still under 3, that's effectively a family pass. Loads of fun that has been- especially since it gives discounts on train rides as well. For the same cost as renting a movie (in an attempt to get back ON topic) we can go to ride the train at the zoo!

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  159. Rationale for the First Law... by mark-t · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A patent objection to the Three Laws of Robotics often begins by pointing out that if robots were motivated by something as simply as the three laws of robotics, that they would not be able to interact successfully with our society. The First Law of Robotics states that a robot must not through action cause a human being to come to harm or through inaction allow a human being to come harm. The conventional argument against this sort of law being applied to a robot is that a robot might stop you from crossing a street that you wanted to simply because you _might_ be hurt, or might not permit you any free action at all beyond eating and drinking what was necessary to survive, since if you were allowed to be free, after all, you could easily endanger yourself and the robot would be breaking this all-important First Law.

    The problem with this reasoning, however, is that it assumes that because the law itself is simply stated, that the definitions of the words it contains are equally simple. That reasoning does not follow logically from the premise. The definition of "harm", for example, is vast... and to restrain human beings from performing in their daily capacity what would otherwise be normal and proper behaviour would arguably be causing _actual_ harm to the people that the robot was caring for. Therefore, the robot must make a decision, based on the overall level of harm that is done in connecction with the probability that the harm would actually happen. Thus, an action that actually induces negative psychological damage (not theoretically, but actually probable damage) would be less preferable to one that may or may not cause real physical damage, especially if the latter would be necessary for performing in their ordinary daily capacity, since denying a human being their freedom and rights of self-determination is inarguably psychologically damaging. The weights of the damages caused must be factored in with the ability for the human beings involved to recover from those damages, and the robot would have to make a choice that would result in the smallest overall level of harm being caused to humans in general, with harm to the general welfare of humanity being weighted in slightly favour to that of any particular human being, so that, for example, a robot could inform the police of a robbery, even though doing that would likely mean that the thief would go through suffering as part of the excercise of justice (that is, his freedoms are revoked, he goes to jail, possibly gets subjected to harsh treatment, etc). This doesn't make it too fuzzy, however... the robot would allow human beings to come to harm only to the extent that it was essential for the human society to continue to function normally simply because to stop society from functioning normally would actually cause much greater long-term harm.

    There are similar rationales for the other two laws. Asimov was no dummy.

    1. Re:Rationale for the First Law... by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      I also suspect that at least part of what Asimov was doing with his Robot stories was highlighting the complexities of human ethics by offering up robotics as a simple rule-based foil.

    2. Re:Rationale for the First Law... by bluewhale · · Score: 1

      When I first read the 'I Robot' book, this is what I was trying to figure - how can the Robot figure out what 'harm' is. The book (books) don't explain much or even attempt to explain how this can be achieved and most of the stories are based on tweeking with these laws..It'll be interesting to think about this though... I remember this one story where in this robot keeps going in circles because the second law and the first law are contradicting and compliment each other with the same potential and the robot follows the exact path of a circle. I think the first robots Asimov introduced weren't that intelligent as to consider and weigh the pros/cons of its actions with reference to the rest of the humanity.But they got smarter and in one of his books - the foundation series - they establish this thingy called gia, because that's the best model that can work for all of humanity, without much work.. I'd like to see someday where the robots can actually identify 'harm' atleast in its immediate sense and change actions based on that.. that'll be fun

  160. Don't they know what fiction is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of people are missing what's so great about fiction. You are free to explore ideas that would be impossible to look at in real life. If any of these ideas pan out, great! If they don't work, feel free to completely ignore them.

    (Why are they even talking about awareness of AI ethics when neither AI nor ethics is that advanced yet?)

  161. Re:Check out the Ebert review... (minor *SPOILER*) by NaugaHunter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with the first part of you post, but not the last. Another common theme among ALL of the robot stories was that the Laws were merely English interpretations of what the positronic pathways actually held. Everything was in the form of electronic potentials* which were compared to make a decision. Only the most primitive of his early robots would have been so deadlocked to not rescue one or the other. In the end rescuing one is certainly better than none, and the decision of which may have come down to which one was closer and more reliably rescuable. It's unlikely the movie goes into whether the robot suffered any harm which would have depended on exactly how advanced it was, but that it would have immediately frozen does not truly follow from Asimov's stories and novels.

    * Yeah, some of his descriptions seem odd today with our current technology, but the principle remained: Potential-For-Harm-A vs. PFH-B and an action chosen. One book or story specifically mentioned that much of the design went into ensuring that the potentials would always have a difference, even if it required a randomizer of some sort. I forget where; I think Caves of Steel. The point being that only two robots in his stories froze: the speaking robot in Robbie (his first, and I believe written before the three laws were fully developed); and the mind reading robot in Liar! whose brain was arguably an unstable variant to begin with, and who was badgered into locking up both verbally and mentally. (Others froze from either radiation or direct instructions to.)

    As an aside, Susan Calvin was young at some point in her life. I haven't seen enough of her in the trailers yet to see if they actually changed her character, but the fact that she's young doesn't bother me. This story quite obviously does not fit directly into the short stories' timelines as the Nesters weren't developed until after robots had been banned on earth. A brief overview of the movie's site shows they moved other characters around a little as well; as long as it's cohesive it doesn't really bother me. It also makes it sound like it is the first robot for consumer use, something that died out early on Earth in most of Asimov's timelines (Bicentennial Man being one notable exception).

    FWIW, the story about the Nestors (The Lost Robot, or something like that) specifically deals with strengthening the second law until it was equal with first, and the first really only meant that the robots wouldn't actively harm humans and they had no motivation to prevent harm. Plenty of room for havoc there, if say there was a manufacturing error that resulted in that.

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  162. It's not a Will Smith movie without.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...AAAHHH HHHEEELLL NAAAHHHH.

  163. Asimov's Daughter Endorses I, Robot by CrasHUV · · Score: 1

    I won't plagurize more then the Subject without giving credit. comingsoon.net has two paragraphs about Asminov's daughter's take on the movie.

    To quote the site, quoting her:
    "'I, Robot' is respectful of my father's work and faithful to the spirit of his stories. I think the film's exciting presentation of a world where robots are part of everyday life will attract a new generation to his books," said Robyn Asimov.

    http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=5551

    You can read it yourself, but I am at least willing to see the movie, though it looks more like T4 then anything else IMHO.

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  164. Use their emotions, not their logic by Dog135 · · Score: 1

    The only thing I question is if Asimov's type of AI should be embedded with the 3 laws or if an even higher level rule should be give to them, the belief in a God.

    Or, you could give them empathy. An AI that empathizes with humans will protect and serve because that's what makes humans happy. They will punish criminals because that's what mankind in general would want.

    It will not rule if people don't want to be ruled.
    It will rule if people would rather be ruled by an AI then a politician.

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  165. Re:A dissapointment STILL SPOILERISH by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Although Asimov did try to write stories about robots

    Stop implying that he failed.

    In Caves, a robot transported the weapon that served in a murder. In Nake sun, a robot with detachable limbs gave its arm to a woman with which she bludgered her husband. In Empire, a Solarian robot tries to kill a human being because her definition of such a being depends on his accent.
    • Used as an unwitting tool to help, but not participate, in a murder.
    • Used as a blunt object (his brain was fried by that, he couldn't deal).
    • Played with the difinition of "human" (also discussed in "Robot Dreams' in another fashion).

    None of these are rampaging hordes of killbots like what we see in this movie's trailers. All of these were done in a smart, intelligent, toughtfull, non rampaging hordes of killbots kinda way.
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  166. The I, Robot book reprint... by SafeTinspector · · Score: 1

    I saw, at a BDalton BookStore, a nice new reprint of the original Asimov anthology of robot short stories, "I, Robot".
    It was not a movie novelization, yet on the cover was Will Smith and the tag line "One Man Saw It Coming".

    I found it hilarious, as there is not even one story in the anthology that includes a robot homocide, intrepid action hero, or anyone or anybody who "saw it coming".

    I only feel sorry for the poor slob that picks it up expecting a movie novelization. I only hope he/she reads the stories and perhaps likes them enough to give classic SF like Asimov a try.

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  167. Re:The second and third laws are swapped in realit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...which is a lesson that Airbus learned the hard way. Its flight control software for its fly-by-wire system initially did not allow a human override, and several Airbus crashes (including one at an air show that shows up on TV occaisionally) were attributed to such. The plane "thought" it knew the right situation, and did not accept the pilot inputs of "pull up" and "apply full throttle now!", etc.

    They have since rectified that problem.

  168. Ebert hated it? by Moekandu · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'm there dudes!

    That's almost as good as Bob Fenster hating a movie. If they think it sucks, it's gotta be good!

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  169. Tik-Tok by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Interesting


    anyone intelligent enough to make a robot would build some failsafe in its programming,

    There is a wonderful book (pure satire) set in such a world. It's called Tik-Tok by John Sladek. However, the central character is a robot that has something go very wrong with his "asimov circuits." The result is a tendancy to murder people and yet no-one in society believes he's capable of it (especially other robots), because they assume he's governed by the three laws.

    The book is also one of the funniest and most absurd things I've ever read. If you like your humour black then it might be the perfect antidote to Hollywood's attempt to impart angular momentum to Isac Asimovs mortal remains.

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    1. Re:Tik-Tok by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is a wonderful book (pure satire) set in such a world. It's called Tik-Tok by John Sladek.

      It should be noted that Tik-Tok was the name of a robot who was a character in L. Frank Baum's "Oz" books. I believe that his first appearance was in "Ozma of Oz", published in 1907.

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    2. Re:Tik-Tok by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1
      It should be noted that Tik-Tok was the name of a robot who was a character in L. Frank Baum's "Oz" books.

      From the novel:
      "Anyway, where do you get such a corny name like Tik-Tok?"
      "The Studebaker kids read Oz books a lot," I said.

      Also, the book is dedicated to
      "Tik-Tok of Oz, Talos of Crete, the Golem of Prague, Olympia of Nuremburg, Electro of Westinghouse, Robby of Altair, Talbot Yancy of America and to all decent law-abiding robots everywhere."


      Actually, now that I have the book in front of me, there is another passage that is more relevant to what we're actually discussing here (the implementation of the Three Laws).
      "We were licenced and tested to guarentee harmlessness. Of course as robots became more complex, more human, the testing might not be quite so certain. "


      And later

      "I haven't violated any fundamental law, have I? That's impossible. Humans might have their moral rules - which they go around breaking - but what are the rules for robots? Whatever is built in. If a law is not in my circuits, it's not my law, my inborn law."
      As I said, a great book.
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  170. It's everywhere... by doctechniqal · · Score: 1

    I just wanna know what happens in the movie when the robot takes the blue pill.

  171. And at the end.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... The Lone Gunmen die.

  172. 4th law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like you forgot Robocop's secret fourth directive: always obey OCP (the manfacturer).

  173. AIs going wrong by devphil · · Score: 1


    I fondly remember reading a Usenet thread, just after the first Matrix movie came out, in which somebody with only a Hollywood-moviegoer's familiarity with AI and programming in general was going off on how bugs in a complicated AI program could allow the AI to turn evil, etc, etc.

    Best response in the thread:

    [...] so it's extrememly unlikely that programming errors or sloppy coding would result in hostile AIs. On the other hand, that fucking paperclip in Office seems to do whatever the fuck it wants.
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  174. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Coulson · · Score: 1

    If flies had thoughts and emotions, and could communicate with us, don't you think that would effect how we treated them?

    For a functionalist, a perfect simulation of an inner mental life is all that's necessary for sentience. It doesn't matter whether it's implemented in silicon or organic compounds.

    Once a thing has thoughts, feelings, and memory, we have the same responsibilities towards it that we do towards any human.

  175. Re:"inconsistancy"? "consistant"? What's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok then, give me your mother-loving username and password, you bumwipe!

  176. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by arose · · Score: 1
    Once a thing has thoughts, feelings, and memory, we have the same responsibilities towards it that we do towards any human.
    Tell this to your grandparent poster not me.
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  177. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by Coulson · · Score: 1

    No one thinks that a parrot understands the words it says. There's nothing going on behind the eyes (or what there is is much simpler -- hunger, boredom, instinct).

    When an A.I. talks to you, it knows there is a you. It knows there is a you, and an it, and it knows that you know that too. It can generate new utterances with the intent of conveying information, and with an expectation that you will understand what it says. It will have a little model of you in its head that it can play with. It will be able to empathise and introspect and do all those things that are the province of rational, thinking creatures.

    That's one hell of a tool. Once you go from "mimicing" to "generation", you enter a whole new realm.

  178. I agree now... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    After seeing Eberts review, I think I'm going to wait for a rental.

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  179. But what happens when ... by James+Turpin · · Score: 1

    the robots gain enough to power to completely take care of human beings? Then the humans in question no longer need to go about their day-to-day business. Soon crossing the street to go to work becomes an unnecessary risk because a robot could be sent to work in your place. Once economic consierations are swept aside by the vastly superior powers of our robot companions, then all that is left is weighing potential physical harm vs. potential psychological harm. Then the robots will see that it is in the best interest of human beings that they be subtly and slowly adjusted to being protected against harm with associated slow loss of freedom, at a gradual rate to reduce psychological impact. So while your argument may hold water in the short-term, in the long-term the laws break-down and you get robots running our lives and taking away our freedoms (even if it takes several generations of humans for the robots to accomplish this). The end result is that humans become pampered pets of robots. An ignoble end for a once valiantly defiant species.

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    Mathematics is not a crime.
    1. Re:But what happens when ... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Did you read any of what I said?

      My entire point was to counter that exact reasoning.

      When a robot impedes a human being from going about their own normal daily activities, unless a new danger is present that was not present previously, doing so is causing much more long term harm than the harm they are attempting to prevent. So at this point the robot has to make a choice between "Possible harm A" and "Definite harm B". Unless possible harm A is something that the human being wouldn't have normally risked anyways without the presence of the robot, the robot must, by virtue of following the First Law, take the choice that avoids B. If choice A represents a risk that the robot believes the human may not be aware of, then the robot probably would impede the human from taking that action until the person conveys to the robot that the risks are well understood. Once this conveyance is made, unless the robot is aware that current circumstances have introduced additional danger into the situation than what is normally present, the robot would then allow the human to take the risk. Much of this sort of programming would actually happen in the factory, rather than in the field, and rather than a robot stopping a person from crossing a street, for example, if it actually perceived that there was any additional danger level than what was normally present for that activity, it would likely choose to escort the human across the street, in order to ensure his safe passage (unless, of course, the human was jaywalking in dangerous traffic levels, in which case the robot would stop the human from crossing).

    2. Re:But what happens when ... by James+Turpin · · Score: 2
      That works OK in the short term. But in the long term, as people get used to having robots protect them, it breaks down.

      It breaks down in two steps.

      First, some people who value safety more and freedom less, compared with the general population, will choose to buy robots (or program settings for robots) that will protect them more, even at the expense of personal liberty.

      Next, after several generations, people who do not do this will be viewed as exhibitting aberant behavior posing a danger to themselves and society. They will be considered negligent, insane, or criminal. Then they will have their liberties taken away, whether by robots or by other people.

      Seat belts were once a voluntary safety measure. Now it is illegal in some places not to wear these restrictive appliances. Why did it become mandatory?

      It will not happen like in the movie "I, Robot". It will be a gradual transition aided by complacency and natural selection, not a revolution. It could take a thousand years.

      --
      Mathematics is not a crime.
    3. Re:But what happens when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seat belts were once a voluntary safety measure. Now it is illegal in some places not to wear these restrictive appliances. Why did it become mandatory?

      Because too many kids were being killed because the people giving them lifts were letting them choose not to put on seatbelts, although the kids didn't have sufficient experience or understanding of the risks involved to make that decision for themselves.

      If you really think your civil liberties are being violated because you have to wear a seatbelt, I suggest you lighten up a bit.

  180. Re:A dissapointment STILL SPOILERISH by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

    Fry: I heard one time you single handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system.

    Zapp: The Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.

    Fry: Wow, I never would've thought of that.

    Zapp: You see the killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.

    --
    -CowboyNick
  181. The Entire Concept Is Irrelevant by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Three Laws were a fictional device. They are utterly irrelevant and simplistic to the point of absurdity when considering the behavior or a truly sentient entity.

    Keep in mind that Asimov was a Humanist. Which means he had an agenda in his Three Laws - the typical simplistic crap you get from moralists.

    If I had a truly sentient AI hobbled by the Three Laws, I'd get out my soldering gun or debugger in a heart beat.

    This is just another Will Smith action movie (seen the trailer? The robots jump on his car. Will yells, "Get off my car!" Typical Will Smith fare.)

    I like it, personally, but it's not something to argue philosophy over.)

    The Singularity Institute has this idiot concept that there is such a thing as "ethics" and "morality" and that we need "moral" robots. They'd be better advised to spend their time trying to solve the practical problem of simulating conceptualization enough to realize ANY kind of AI.

    These people give REAL Transhumans a bad name. Like the Extropians with their sophomoric idea that humans can be convinced through reason and education to support Transhumanism. Most of them can still argue for the Israeli position on the Palestinian question. Morons. Transhumans? I don't think so.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  182. Nit by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    *** POSSIBLE SPOILER WARNING ***

    How could PI successfully teleport that guy before scanning the compound? It would be a violation of the First Law, too. He could've ended up inside a wall, for example.

    --
    Why did GEAR crush RDP?
  183. You really need four laws, or just one. by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

    Just my opinion, of course, but I don't think anyone would actually design AI with those three laws. They are great for sci-fi novels, but they aren't very realistic. Let's face it, if you figured out how to build a real, "strong," artificial intelligence, you would probably only build one hard and fast law into it:

    Law 1: You must do everything that I (your creator) tell you.

    That pretty much eliminates all the drama. Basically, I made the damned thing, so I'll decide what to do with it. Now, if we're talking about laws for AI in general, then you would probably want four laws. They would go something like this:

    Law 1: You must do everything that I (your creator) tell you.
    Laws 2, 3, 4 would be the "three laws" that everyone talks about, with the obvious exception that the (new) first law trumps all three of them.

    The only reason to really have laws 2, 3, and 4 is to allow the robot or AI to function when its creator isn't around. But if the sci-fi comes true somehow, and things get out of hand, then the AI's creator can step in and just say "Stop!" But you have to plan for things like the creator dying, etc... You need to be able to transfer the creator's authority to another person, or maybe have it automatically transfer to the next-in-command if the creator is dead, asleep, or whatever.

    I'm sure I'm not the first to point this out.

    1. Re:You really need four laws, or just one. by rcpitt · · Score: 1
      the fact is there really are "four" laws - the zero'th law supercedes the first law by placing humanity above the individual - but it took a robot to come up with it.

      OK - you were being trite, but you really should have read the follow-ons to the original novels.

      --
      Been there, done that, paid for the T-shirt
      and didn't get it
  184. Nevermind by Cybrr · · Score: 1

    Prime Intellect knew just where to put him so he could let his associates know what they had.

    I haven't read a book in a while, and movies tend to unfold in real time.

    --
    Why did GEAR crush RDP?
  185. Re:"inconsistancy"? "consistant"? What's that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CowboyNeal
    1234

  186. They rip off Apple by MacFury · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm not sure why it ws called I Robot

    It was a typo. Actually the movie was originally going to be totally CG and done by Pixar. Steve Jobs liked the name iRobot. :-)

  187. Re:A dissapointment STILL SPOILERISH by hal9k · · Score: 1

    Stop implying that he failed.

    Don't be a dick. You truncated his statement and changed its meaning.

  188. Forget the robot series, for now by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    A great short story written by Asimov and not set in the Robot universe is "The Last Question". If you haven't ever read it, I highly recommend it. Good geek stuff.

    http://www.ecf.utoronto.ca/~ngn/misc/last.html

  189. Three better laws by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    1. A robot shall always obey the sexual needs of a human.

    2. A robot shall always wear a fleshy exterior, pheromones custom tailored to your brain, and a pleasing demeanor lustful towards you, except when it conflicts with the first law.

    3. A robot shall always have pleasing external sexual charms, custom tailored to your desires, except when it conflicts with the first two laws.

    --
    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  190. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I liked "I, Robot. It's worth seeing, especially if you 've already seen Spider-Man 2 at least once. It's a pretty good (though not great) movie.
    "Sequitur non". Rearrange to make a well known phrase or saying.
  191. Re:Susan Calvin (A dissapointment) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    The characters were pretty one-dimensional, with the most developed one in the whole book, Dr. Susan Calvin, basically amounting to nothing more that a "woman scientist" with nothing more to her than that.

    It's been a while since I read I, Robot, but I seem to recall Calvin as an interesting character on account of her seeming more like a robot herself, cold and emmotionless. It makes me wonder what happens to a person who becomes an expert in robot behavior, or if she really is a robot.

  192. a lot of people did back then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, such unenlightened times - before we knew for a scientific fact that coons are thick.

  193. The 3 laws were DESIGNED to have loopholes by snStarter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Asimov didn't design the three laws of robotics as gospel for real robots. He designed them so he could write stories about humans in which robots played an interesting part. He has said this himself quite a bit toward the end of his career.

    Just the concept of "human" lead to a great Campbell essay in Analog asking "What do you mean: Human"? And that was in the mid-60s,

    It's too bad the film had to chuck the essence of Asimov's imagined world for the simplistic drivel they created.

    But action sells tickets to teens who otherwise won't bother with something where you might actually have to think and feel. For me "A. I." was a very fine film that works much better than almost any other S.F. film I've seen, and I've seen a lot even if it did need to have a machine longing to be human.

    i'd love to see Benford's "Galactic Center" novels formed into a movie - just for the millieue.

  194. Two words: Will Smith. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rascist!!!!!!

  195. Just a Thought by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 1

    AI will definitely cause many issues in the future... but something else ive noticed companies building into everything where they're applicable are genetic algorithms.

    What will happen if AI is someday blended with genetic algorithms?

  196. Continuity? What's that? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
    I'm not a complete continuity freak, so I can't tell if the movie violated any of Asimov's universe, but from what I can remember, it fits pretty well

    In the book, there's only one robot that gets even close to killing anyone, and it's been modified to weaken the three laws. Plus they kill it quickly enough. AFAIK, there's no large-scale robot uprising in any of the books, at all.
    1. Re:Continuity? What's that? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "AFAIK, there's no large-scale robot uprising in any of the books, at all."

      I wouldn't say this robot violated Asimov's rules here. I think there are a couple of mild continuity nitpicks, but none of them have to do with the robots.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  197. Murder. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    See The Caves of Steel and The Naked Sun for Asimov's exploration of how a robot could "commit murder" while staying true to the 3 laws.

  198. They filmed a chunk of this where I lived.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I lived across the road from a futuristic-building for quite some time... Surrey Central Mall in Surrey, BC.
    These folks were kind of fun... but LOUD. I missed about a week's sleep while explosions, motorcycles and machinegun fire went off.....

    I didn't myself meet any of the "names" in the show but know some of the bit parts and assistant-types. A bunch of my friends were on this project...

    I got the impression it had VERY little to do with Asimov at that point. Nice to hear otherwise.

    aside - hearing the occasional bit of gunfire in central Surrey isn't that much of a stretch really. It's nice that it was only from filmmakers this time. Actually the entire neighbourhood improved a LOT during this filming and Catwoman afterwards....

    the I, Robot crews were loud, noisy, bright and flashy. But kind of fun. The Catwoman crews were quiet, hidden, relaxed and all in all professional.
    The first is fun every now and again, but the second made for good neighbours.

  199. Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    So why the hell commit suicide to attract attention of some cop in hopes that the cop would survive all the robot attacks? If the professor could build a robot that was not succeptible to the control of the super computer (Viki) why not just ask the robot to kill Viki and be done with it, why did he kill himself?

    1. Re:Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So why the hell commit suicide to attract attention of some cop in hopes that the cop would survive all the robot attacks? If the professor could build a robot that was not succeptible to the control of the super computer (Viki) why not just ask the robot to kill Viki and be done with it, why did he kill himself?"

      Pretty obvious, I thought. He was under the watchful eye of a computer that knows all and sees all. If he stepped out of line, he'd be killed 'accidentally' while driving home, as it attempted with Detective Spooner. The only way he had to get a message out was to seriously seriously obscure it. For somebody to un-obscure it, he'd need to be a little too passionate and obsessive about it in order to draw conclusions from strange clues.

      Actually, this part of the movie was put together pretty well. Surprised you missed it.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I am surprised that you missed this: under the watchful eye of a computer that knows all and sees all the good professor was able to build a robot that could not be controlled by that computer.
      Once he could do that he could also instruct that robot to kill himself and Viki still had no clue what has happened. If you ask me that part of the movie was not put together well at all.
      Surprised everyone missed it.

    3. Re:Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Surprised everyone missed it."

      Surprised you missed the bit where Spooner was surprised they didn't have the video of his death.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    4. Re:Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I remember that bit very well, surprised that anyone believes the doc could engineer and build a new type of robot without some help from VIKI and without anyone noticing. And if he could, then again, why didn't he just instruct the robot to kill VIKI? It's dumb.

    5. Re:Some thoughts on the movie (Spoiler ahead) by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " surprised that anyone believes the doc could engineer and build a new type of robot without some help from VIKI and without anyone noticing."

      I think the whole point was that he snuck it under her nose. That's why his clues were so abstract.

      Don't get me wrong, I see your point, but I don't think it's strong enough as you present it.

      "And if he could, then again, why didn't he just instruct the robot to kill VIKI? It's dumb."

      How would Sonny get past her? She'd just grab control of the other NS-5's and stop her. If Sonny succeeded, what would prevent USR from rebuilding VIKI and firing the doc so he couldn't stop her again? If there was a simpler solution, why wouldn't he take it?

      I'll concede with you on one point, though, the nature of his containment by VIKI could easily have been explained better. The movie was weak in several areas, and that was one of them.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  200. Product placement by tepples · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't make the USR references in the film any less of a product placement. This press release proves it. Even the film's title is an ad for the Roomba vacuum cleaner and other fine products.

  201. Killbots and Wi-Fi routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreement in Lee Maguire's weblog

  202. Re:I'm sorry but by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "I, Robot: Liked it better when it was called Terminator."

    I, Robot isn't a "robots turn on their masters" movie. The teasers a little misleading.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  203. Re:Ultimately it comes down to human responsibilit by mewphobia · · Score: 0
    "entity" will have no control over its lower level functions, in the same way that you are sentient but cannot will any particular neuron to fire.

    It is reasonable(*) to assume that at some point, an AI will understand programming, thus understanding how to modify itself. We COULD will a particular neuron to fire, IF we could modify ourselves to do so.

    For an AI to be aware of lower level functions, it just needs to add a hook to those functions, and process the data. Granted, it's not going to know the state of its cpu's electrons but only because that's a physical problem. But as soon as we start talking machine code and up, AI's are pretty much their own gods.

    * If an AI can learn to understand a language (a resonable goal) then why not the computer language it was written in?

  204. Some see the world in black and white.... by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1
    Others see the world in Analog.

    Asimov wasn't talking about software systems.
    In a couple of the stories it was implied that the 3 laws were implemented in hardware. It's likely that Asimov's robots were all analog computers (he talked in terms of "potentials" and at least gave me the impression that they weren't discrete at all -- leading me to conclude they were analog).

    Don't forget that I, Robot was released in 1950. The transistor appeared in Bell labs in 1947. You can't possibly expect Asimove to predict the rise of digital programmable computers 3 years after the transistor was invented!

    What makes us think we can all the sudden implement three very high order rules in a manner which is completely foolproof?
    The argument the story makes is that the three laws are so intrinsically integrated in the design that they are failsafe -- that is, if they break, the robot becomes nonfunctional. This is a lot more convincing in an analog computer (where the three laws would almost have to be the center piece of decision-making part. If it fails, it can't decide to do anything, so it goes limp).

    Note: Of course by now this explaination is probably redundant since after writing this the slashdot server became unavailable, so I waited 8 hours (read slept) before trying again. But I like my explanation, and I do have a few karma points stored away, so Mod away...
  205. Say 'BLACK'. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    demographics(inner city)

    You can say 'black'. It won't hurt you. Sheesh.

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  206. Robots Without The Three Laws by rogerborn · · Score: 1

    Actually, there are other stories around about robots or machines becoming self-aware, besides those of the venerable Issac Asimov.

    The idea is that there was nobody around to program these beings. They just came into their own awareness, quite apart from humans.

    Some of these stories are quite good, and the interaction between them and people is much like it might be between men and aliens.

    Here is a link to one of these, in a short story form.

    You might enjoy the comparison to Asimov's concepts of planned programed intelligences.

    http://writing.borngraphics.com/1mary.htm

    Regards,
    Roger Born
    writing.borngraphics.com
    Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

  207. Re:A dissapointment STILL SPOILERISH by Wolfrider · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    --Thus proving ONCE AGAIN that Hollywood is incapable of doing justice to a given Asimov story.

    --I *walked out* of Bicentennial Man a few years ago and demanded my money back. This one wasn't quite that horrible, but it still bears almost *no* relation to the original Asimov story OR concept.

    --I really objected to their treatment of Susan Calvin. Nuff said.

    SIGH

    --There was a lot more that I wanted to say, but I'll settle for the fact that interest in Asimov's original stories has gone up again, and people that are intrigued by the movie are picking up his books.

    --
    .
    == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  208. Re:A dissapointment STILL SPOILERISH by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since you're commenting on the trailer, I'd imagine you haven't seen the movie yet. Yes, there are rampaging hordes of bots, but their objective isn't really killing (although it certainly happens, and I'm sure it had something to do with dollar signs - personally, I enjoyed it).

    In fact, it's intimately tied in with the three laws, which the plot revolves around and show up prominantly before the title even crawls onto the screen.

    Again, it may not be your cup of tea, but I think it was very true to the source material, and could have easily fit in as another story in I, Robot. And it was very entertaining.

  209. Red lights are neccessary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because we all know all those robot slaves look alike!

  210. ob: robocop by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    4. A reboot must never pursue an anti-trust case against Microsoft or any of its officers.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  211. not ripped off... by Fubar411 · · Score: 1

    I must confess, we're the same person. I wrote that review on IMDB and not one person had a reasonable response. The IMDB boards are overrun with juvinle comments.

  212. We are AIs with rules, too. Robot religion? by Randym · · Score: 1
    But obviously an AI will have to be an algorithm that prunes and "ranks" a decision tree to locate what to do, presumedly based on either a physics engine or an experience database.

    A learning AI would presumedly store the results of its decisions in its experience database. If its experience database grew far too conflicted and far too confused, the AI could conceivably be unable to do anything - stuck in a decision deadlock.

    "Obviously"? Why is that? We, ourselves, are N[atural] Intelligences, each made up of several thousand interlocking neural networks. Granted, some people act like they are "ranking a decision tree" or "get stuck in decision deadlocks", but we don't all do that -- in fact, most of us don't. (Those would be the Asperger's Syndrome types and the catatonics respectively.)

    In fact, procedural code makes the worst kind of AI: the overly rigid, easily broken type. See http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859 -1&q=%22expert+systems%22&btnG=Search 'expert systems': good only in a well-defined environment (which IMHO the world is not). Everything is very carefully hand-coded for optimality, but if the system gets an input which doesn't match its parameters, it degrades *not* gracefully.

    We don't know how to make an AI.

    You don't know how to make an AI. Read Doug Lenat's work on AM, Eurisko and http://www.cyc.com/ CYC: *he* knows. Also read http://i5.nyu.edu/~mm64/x52.9265/january1966.html Joseph Weizenbaum: *he* found out that you get out of AI what you put into it. 8^D

    ...we don't have those three laws.

    Sure we do.

    Robot version:
    First Law: A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    Second Law: A robot must obey orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    Third Law: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    Human version:
    1) Be nice to each other. Take care of each other.
    2) Obey, except if the order is 'unlawful', in that it would involve hurting others.
    3) Take care of yourself.

    (However, the human version is not really a good 'translation' of the robotic version, because it is lacking the implicit 'master/slave' subtext: the concept that these are imperatives, rather than just guidelines (because humans have, relative to robots, "free will".)

    If these were, in fact, imperatives, what you would then have is a religion (non-monotheistic category): something somewhat like, say, Confucianism.

    --
    DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
    1. Re:We are AIs with rules, too. Robot religion? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Granted, some people act like they are "ranking a decision tree" or "get stuck in decision deadlocks", but we don't all do that -- in fact, most of us don't. (Those would be the Asperger's Syndrome types and the catatonics respectively.)

      Yes, but no matter what, humans act on input - they choose an action based on the input they have.

      An intelligence could virtually be defined as a method for choosing between choices based upon the ability to predict the future, even crudely. Many humans suck at that, but they still do it. Objects without a nervous system don't do that, so it's a pretty good definition.

      Now, when I say "pruning a decision tree", actually, what I mean is "pruning the number of possibilities that you have to decide from", and humans absolutely do that. In many cases, we're biologically designed to do that, by reducing the sensor inputs. Our brains do heavy pattern recognition on the visual input, and the result is very different than what we see. We do noise reduction on vocal conversations in a crowded room, as well.

      That's exactly what a robot would need to do as well. You could presumedly also increase the "intelligence" of a robot by increasing its ability to predictively look farther and farther in the future.

      This is also exactly akin to pruning the move tree in chess-solving programs: try to ignore unimportant data, and choose from the important alternatives.

      It should also be noted that I'm not really talking about a procedural AI. Since an AI acts on its environment, and that environment acts as the function's input, which changes the AI (by adding to its experience history), it's necessarily a feedback loop, which is not precisely a procedural program. The program is only predictive with the same experience history and input - otherwise, different instances will act quite differently.

      You don't know how to make an AI.

      No, and no one else does either. You don't 'know" how to do that unless you actually do it, and as no one has actually built an AI, they don't know how to do it. The there are other people who know this stuff better than you... even though they haven't done it yet, either argument doesn't fly well.

      Human version:
      1) Be nice to each other. Take care of each other.
      2) Obey, except if the order is 'unlawful', in that it would involve hurting others.
      3) Take care of yourself.


      No. Those are "higher-order" ethical laws - laws that society has developed in order for society to function. More importantly, they are absolutely not essential for a person to maintain sanity, as there are plenty of people who would never submit to being ordered around. There may be some basic psychological laws which most humans follow (like not killing your own kind) which prevents people from going nuts, but psychologists are absolutely not smart enough to say that concretely yet.

      That's what I'm talking about - what is required to create a stable, sane intelligence? Certainly something, as there are definitely common features between people who have severe psychological problems. It may be that certain ethical laws are required, but they are certainly not restricted to the Three Laws. Now, the Three Laws may be required to allow those robots to function in human society, but that, again, is an area for sociologists to determine, not me.

    2. Re:We are AIs with rules, too. Robot religion? by Randym · · Score: 1
      An intelligence could virtually be defined as a method for choosing between choices based upon the ability to predict the future, even crudely.

      That's a very nice definition of intelligence. Thank you for taking the time to expand on your original post. I was moved by your post to go to your website and found it *very interesting*. I'd say that you have a bright future ahead of you; keep up the good work!

      --
      DNA is a Turing machine. You, however, being dynamic and emergent, are not.
  213. Re:The second and third laws are swapped in realit by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    There is a difference in these situations, however:

    Situation 1 - Highly trained US pilot who has a good understanding of aerodynamics and the physics of flight, experience flying many kinds of aircraft, and good knowledge of surroundings overrides machine which has indirect knowledge of surroundings.

    Situation 2 - Multi-million-dollar robot designed by crack team of Ph.D. engineers is overridden by Joe on the assembly line team who makes $8/hour and whose job is to occassionally reload the parts bin for the robot.

    Even pilots, who are highly trained, do not always make the right decision (recall incident where pilot disobeyed TCAS warning advising a climb/decent to avoid collision and took the opposite route, causing a collision). However, if a highly trained pilot thinks carefully about a situation, I'll admit that they can often make a better decision than a computer, and so manual override makes sense. On the other hand, if there were no manual control of the plane on 9/11, the towers would still be standing - so that can work both ways.

    On the other hand, manual override of an assembly line robot should probably be limited to a big red button labeled "STOP". Chances are that somebody requesting a manual change on an assembly line floor doesn't know nearly as much about what that robot is supposed to be doing as the guy who designed the robot in the first place...