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  1. Suspicious on IEEE Approves 802.11i · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happened to 802.11h? Was it brushed under the rug by the NSA? The CIA? The Bush family?

    Get out the tin foil hats boys, this is a big one.

  2. Netscape 5 on Ars Technica Interviews Scott Collins · · Score: 4, Informative

    Joel Spolsky on joelonsoftware.com (he provides some excellent insights for programmers - highly recommended) wrote a great article titled 'Things You Should Never Do, Part 1' - using Netscape 5 as the case study.

    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog000000 00 69.html

  3. Timberlake? on McDonald's and Sony Offer Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, your free song is Justin Timerlake's 'I'm lovin' it'.

  4. But... on Mechanical Computing · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yes, yes, it's all fine and good - but does it run Linux??

  5. Re:Video Poker on Geeks and Poker? · · Score: 1

    last time I was there, I played two 25c hands, lost one, won 50c on the other, and cashed out.

    Whoa, hold on there big spender - how are you going to make the rent?

  6. Re:hilarious on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1

    Yes, a large majority of people are either that dense or simply don't care.

    Lucky for us, these are the same people that don't vote.

    Jason.

  7. Re:Virtue has a reward other than itself on Google's Software Principles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think there's a lot to be said for appealing to customer's sense of propriety rather than merely his or her pocketbook.

    Internet users are not Google's customer base. Google's customers are advertisers. We're Google's product.

  8. Re:HAH! on Trained Rats for Mine Detection · · Score: 2, Funny

    PETA. They'll be all over this.

    We could use PETA members to sniff them out instead but I think the patchouli might interfere with the mine-detection.

    Is there a People for the Ethical Treatment of PETA Members (PETPETAM) we need to worry about?

    Jason.

  9. It's official. on Eigenfaces Online Service · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently I look like John Travolta - I'm now certain that this site is some kind of Scientologist conspiracy.

  10. Re:Gargh on NextFest · · Score: 1


    My first thought on what this was involved Steve Jobs and black boxes!


    My second thought was that there's going to be a huge market for black turtlenecks that week.

    Jason.

  11. Re:Great... on The Security Risk of Keyboard Clicks · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course you could just have the software randomize the location of the numbers each time.

    I came across this type of device when entering a bank building. You had to enter a 6-digit code into a keypad to unlock the door. Each key was a tiny LCD display and the location of each digit was randomized for each use.

  12. Not good enough... on Previewing ATi's Radeon X800 XT & X800 Pro · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm going to wait for the 'NVidia 7000 Ultra Extreme Pro Super Plus - Special Limited Edition'. Then I'll be so very l33t.

    Jason.

  13. Re:The hole it left has been filled on New WordPerfect Releases Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I think it be nice to have e-mail programs that automatically convert and attach a PDF version of every attached file. This way, the reader gets the native file plus the read only PDF copy for those that don't own the necessary software.

    Jason.

  14. Wow... on Wearable Technology Fashion Show · · Score: 1

    Baby, you can assimilate me anytime.

  15. Re:Censorship on Wal-Mart Relaunches Online Music Store · · Score: 4, Funny
    Very true. I went to Walmart once. Turns out they don't sell asyncronous laser diode current controls either.

    Do you know where they sell those? I need one for my time machine!

  16. Re:quick question.... on Perl's Extreme Makeover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes.

  17. If BSD weren't dying... on Toy Penguins and Male Egos Drove Linux Acceptance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If BSD weren't dying it'd be presented by this chick

  18. Re:Someone's going to say it, dos2unix on J2EE Security · · Score: 1

    It's a shame that more UNIX tools don't take the high road and just support both formats...

    Jason.

  19. An explanation... on Lunar Polar Ice Not Present · · Score: 0

    This global warming thing is really getting out of hand!

  20. Re:Dont on Apple Updates iBook Line With G4 Processor · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm not a student you insensitive clod!

  21. Proof... on The State of Violent Gaming · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Has anyone noticed that, after playing Grand Theft Auto or Vice City for several weeks, you start to look at parked cars a little differently?

    Jason.

  22. Simplify on New Dell Clickthrough Software License · · Score: 1

    More people would read/obey license agreements if they were shorter. Allow the user to click on certain clauses for more detailed information.

  23. Re:IPv6? on An ID Number for Everything · · Score: 1



    Why not just give every item an IPv6 address? Assign the UCC a /16 for merchandise and you've got 2^112 == 5e33 possible codes. The IPv6 folks are going on and on about giving everything an IP address--wouldn't this be a perfect application?


    I would hate to see that routing table...

  24. Re:Back in the day. . . on Programming .NET Components · · Score: 1

    Why is there no '+1 Blather' mod?

  25. Best suited... on Fossil/Palm PDA Watch Reviewed · · Score: 4, Funny


    For those people who think that a calculator watch just isn't quite geeky enough.