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New Dell Clickthrough Software License

Petrol writes "I just read that Dell is installing a new mandatory click-through software license at first boot. From the article, Dude, you're getting screwed: 'Kat and I just received the Dell Inspiron 5100 notebook we ordered from Dell Canada. We quickly ran across problems.'"

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  1. Problem with that... by MattCohn.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Problem with that is, if I got an OEM laptop or computer the first thing I'd do is format the thing. How can they prove I read the licence if I needed to boot the thing to read it?

    1. Re:Problem with that... by FileNotFound · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Simple. Put it in bios. No way to bypass that at boot unless yout open the PC and flash that. Even then...

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    2. Re:Problem with that... by jridley · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Me, too. The first time I turn on a new machine, there's a bootable install CD in the drive.

      Actually, the FIRST thing I do is boot to a bootable CD with Drive Image in it. I make a virgin image onto CD-R, lock it away, then reformat the drive and reinstall from scratch. I started doing this back in the "shovelware" era (which still hasn't stopped for some mfgs) where the machine would come preloaded with tons of useless crap.

      Also I've received machines from major manufacturers that had really bad installs; wrong drivers, missing drivers, etc. I found I had much more stable machines if I just threw out their installs and did my own.

    3. Re:Problem with that... by Flabby+Boohoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, but that's someone with technical skills. The average person will not do that. The EULA BIOS idea is frightening though (a couple comments above).

    4. Re:Problem with that... by LamerX · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But the average person doesn't give a rip. They are going to want to use Windows. By using Windows, you are agreeing to the same licence agreement anyways. So I don't really see what the big deal is. I mean, licence agreements suck, but they've been around for years, so this is nothing new.

    5. Re:Problem with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why dont you just buy a machine with no OS....it would save you time and MONEY$$$$$

    6. Re:Problem with that... by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the article I can't tell if it was in the bios or not:

      "I call back, and speak to a tech support woman. She says: "press Tab." I explain that I can't without saying I've read and agreed to documents I don't have. She says "press page down". Same problem. She says "scroll down". **I explain it's not a Windows screen**. She says "insert any Dell-shipped CD". I exlpain the problem of opening the CD packaging."

      Is this some kind of wierd bootloader or something? Anyone with a new Dell care to comment?

      Jaysyn

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    7. Re:Problem with that... by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Because Laptops don't come that way (Or with Dell's nice Warrantee)

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    8. Re:Problem with that... by Dingleberry · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right that these license agreements are nothing new, but I think the real problem is that the company itself is putting a new agreement in place without the ability to read it (for the very few who want to). The lack on training of their employees to handle the situation and the inability to provide a hard copy of the agreements. I mean that's just silly.

    9. Re:Problem with that... by Magnor · · Score: 5, Informative

      I've setup numerous inspirons with ghost. If this is the screen i'm thinking of, then it's on its own partition (about 30 megs or so) right before the boot partition. I don't believe this is stored in the bios. However, hypothetically, if it was, then yes short of a bios flash there would be no way around it.

    10. Re:Problem with that... by Spackler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem with that is, if I got an OEM laptop or computer the first thing I'd do is format the thing. How can they prove I read the licence if I needed to boot the thing to read it?

      Problem with that is RTFA!!! Damn it, I know it's slashdot, but it says right in it that they tried this.

      Sorry, I don't always read them, but I do if I'm going to comment on it.
      I know, flamebait.

    11. Re:Problem with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      maybe is time to learn to assembly on PC by ourselves.

      Is more cheap, and you get what you need.

      And there is Linux :)

      oops!.. I forgot SCO damn!
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    12. Re:Problem with that... by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Correction: Because Laptops don't come that way, and even homebuilt boxes don't come with Dell's nice warrantee.

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    13. Re:Problem with that... by trompete · · Score: 1

      Yeah..the ghost partition is hidden at the front of the disk.

    14. Re:Problem with that... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      Read the rest of the article.

      "After all this, we *did* try to boot off a Linux install CD. That just took us to the same screen as before. So we had to go into the BIOS so that it would try to boot off the CD before the hard disk, but after we did that, Windows started to boot, without having displayed the "press a key to agree" screen. We quickly powered the machine down before Windows started. [Though now you no longer get the "press a key to agree" screen when you turn it on, even with the BIOS settings back the way they were.]"

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    15. Re:Problem with that... by mitheral · · Score: 1

      How the smeg is this insightful? If this fool had taken 30 seconds out to read the article instead of going for first post Karma points he'd find that the click through is on the BIOS not windows. Geez.

    16. Re:Problem with that... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      The site is slashdotted. The page isn't in Google's cache (at least when I checked). I managed to get the first few paragraphs, but others may not have been so lucky.

    17. Re:Problem with that... by jridley · · Score: 1

      Because I want a windows box, and buying the OS with the machine is the cheapest way to get it.

    18. Re:Problem with that... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      If it's on the hard drive, then repartitioning the hard drive and formatting it would get around this no problem. Boot with a Linux CD or what have you.

    19. Re:Problem with that... by bigman2003 · · Score: 1

      Not only is it silly that they don't make the license available, it forfeits their right to enforce the license.

      So- screw 'em...if they don't make it available to you, it is their problem.

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    20. Re:Problem with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe warezing windows and installing it on the computer you put together yourself would be the cheapest way to obtain the windows box you seek.

    21. Re:Problem with that... by AftanGustur · · Score: 1


      Problem with that is, if I got an OEM laptop or computer the first thing I'd do is format the thing. How can they prove I read the licence if I needed to boot the thing to read it?

      Huh ? From under which rock did you just crawl ?? They don't need to prove anything, they have more money that you do, they are right, you are wrong, end of story.

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    22. Re:Problem with that... by uls · · Score: 0

      you'll need a 5GB bios for all that sh-info

    23. Re:Problem with that... by jackb_guppy · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly what this guy did...

      So he pressed the "any" key to get into the bios so he could boot from the CD.

      So in the end he agreed. :-)

    24. Re:Problem with that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The agreement is after BIOS, it lives on its own partition and the BIOS defaults to booting off of it in the initial shipped state.

    25. Re:Problem with that... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Insightful??? Moderators on crack. I found a mirror, read a bunch of posts, and I don't see how this guy is wrong. How do you know he doesn't put another hard drive into his laptop to boot it? How do you know he didn't find a way to boot from CD without the EULA?

      In fact, the description in the article sounds like a glitch or user error. It doesn't sound right for it to just go into Windows in this situation, one would think it should either display the EULA or boot from the CD.

    26. Re:Problem with that... by jridley · · Score: 1

      While I'm at it, why don't I just steal the computer too? That would be cheapest of all.

    27. Re:Problem with that... by WNight · · Score: 1

      I really don't see what the problem is. EULAs aren't binding. You don't have to agree to anything to use software because by the time you get it any copying has been done, and copyright law specifically says copying to ram for use (if required, yada yada) is not a copyright violation. In other words, if they sold it, they can't stop you from using it.

      Even more, post-sale contracts simply are not binding. I can't sell you something and then come along later and give you a bunch of conditions for its use, so why is it more believable when the unenforcable conditions come printed on a paper inside the box?

      Ignore these things.

      (Or, better yet, maybe there's a way to sue the companies for these in small claims. They are a intentional misrepresentation for profit, I wonder if you can claim damages for the time spent dealing with them in order to be able to use your product... Or maybe, try to get them charged with extortion.)

    28. Re:Problem with that... by WNight · · Score: 1

      They can't enforce these licenses anyways. You bought the product. Copyright law specifically allows all copying required to use a copyrighted work (ie, to the HD, to RAM, etc) so you don't need their permission for anything.

      Treat it like a toaster. If you bought a toaster and found a "license" when you opened it that tried to tell you the only brand of bread you could toast was Brand X, would you obey it? That's exactly what these licenses are.

  2. I get razzed all the time at work... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm a coder in a company that is fully compliant with all licensing agreements -- word is that someone let things slip before I was hired on, and the company paid a buttload of cash after getting audited.

    So you'd think that before we install a Visual Studio upgrade, we'd all get together in a meeting room and go over the EULA we will all be required to agree to.

    (Ok, have you finished laughing yet? Good, I'll go on.)

    As you already guessed, nobody reads the damned EULA... except me. I no longer read it from top to bottom, but I skim it for the latest additions. This earns me some good-natured razzing from my co-workers, but I've discovered some doozies.

    Remember those "required patches"? When I installed them, there was a EULA. This one said, "You are not allowed to publish the results of benchmark testing of the .NET Framework." What the f*** does that have to do with installing a required security patch? It's like the sign at Wal-Mart saying employees of competitors are not allowed to compare prices. Maybe they can get away with it, but that doesn't make it right.

    Another memorable EULA quote: I'm forbidden to use Visual Studio tools to make any word processing or spreadsheet application, unless it's a small part of a larger application. Unlike Open Source, if a Microsoft-enchained programmer (like me) invents a better mousetrap, they're verboten to release it.

    If end-users actually read the EULAs (like our heroes in the article), there'd be riots in the virtual streets. As it is, nobody reads the EULA, and ignorance is bliss.

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    1. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by MoxFulder · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Are you SERIOUS??? The Visual Studio EULA actually forbids you from coding a word processor or spreadsheet app? Holy crap. Can I see that?

    2. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
      Another memorable EULA quote: I'm forbidden to use Visual Studio tools to make any word processing or spreadsheet application, unless it's a small part of a larger application. Unlike Open Source, if a Microsoft-enchained programmer (like me) invents a better mousetrap, they're verboten to release it.

      If I recall correctly, that provision also exists in their license for .NET v1.1 -- not Visual Studio .NET, just the vanilla .NET SDK.

    3. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Vicegrip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'd be really interested to see the portions of the EULAs you mention. If you have the time, please post them to Slashdot here.

      Thanks.

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    4. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by MikeD83 · · Score: 0

      and the company paid a buttload of cash after getting audited.

      Does any one else get repulsed and sick to the stomach when someone uses the term "buttload?"

    5. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In VS 6, at least, the restriction only applies to making copies of the MS Office file format documentation.

      http://opentech.leafe.com/viewtopic.php?t=259 (search for "spreadsheet")

    6. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by darkov · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not that they could enforce it - it's really blatant restraint of trade - this one is easy to get around. You just get someone who isn;t working on your wordprocessor to write a library that abstracts the bits you need. Then let the programmers use the library. Not only is it legal but it's a good way to structure you app making it more portable.

    7. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by ccnull · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember those "required patches"? When I installed them, there was a EULA. This one said, "You are not allowed to publish the results of benchmark testing of the .NET Framework." What the f*** does that have to do with installing a required security patch?

      For what it's worth, Network Associates lost a lawsuit over this very issue (benchmark banning). Companies will write whatever they want into EULAs but that doesn't make them enforcable... the sad thing is that a lawsuit typically has to be involved.

    8. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1
      Unless we're reading the docs for different versions of Visual Studio (mine is 6.0), you're skimming a little too fast. They say that you can't use/include certain components that they provide in order to sell a product that competes with Excel or Access or Word. These sound perfectly acceptable:

      1.2 Documentation. This EULA grants you, as an individual, a personal, nonexclusive license to make and use an unlimited number of copies of any documentation, provided that such copies shall be used only for personal purposes and are not to be republished or distributed (either in hard copy or electronic form) beyond the user's premises and with the following exception: you may use documentation identified in the MSDN Library portion of the SOFTWARE PRODUCT as the file format specification for Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Access, and/or Microsoft PowerPoint ("File Format Documentation") solely in connection with your development of software product(s) that operate in conjunction with Windows or Windows NT that are not general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database management software products or an integrated work or product suite whose components include one or more general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database management software products. Note: A product that includes limited word processing, spreadsheet, or database components along with other components that provide significant and primary value, such as an accounting product with limited spreadsheet capability, is not considered to be a "general purpose" product.

      3.1.3.1 "Jet" Files. If you redistribute the "Jet Files" (as identified in the SOFTWARE PRODUCT) you agree to comply with the following additional requirements: (a) your Licensed Product shall not substantially duplicate the capabilities of Microsoft Access or, in the reasonable opinion of Microsoft, compete with same; and (b) unless your Licensed Product requires your customers to license Microsoft Access in order to operate, you shall not reproduce or use any of the Jet Files for commercial distribution in conjunction with a general purpose word processing, spreadsheet or database management software product, or an integrated work or product suite whose components include a general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database management software product except for the exclusive use of importing data to the various formats supported by Microsoft Access. Note: A product that includes limited word processing, spreadsheet or database components along with other components which provide significant and primary value, such as an accounting product with limited spreadsheet capability, is not considered to be a "general purpose" product.
    9. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Informative
      The reply to the first reply to my message (whew!) includes a couple of links. Just to round things out, here's another reference I was able to find (on Sun's site, how ironic).

      This one is the closest to what I remember agreeing to. It's actually the license to use ODBC, which was a virtual requirement for accessing databases from Visual Basic in our environment at the time (apparently '96-'97).

      Here's the salient paragraph (emphasis and examples mine):
      (ii) The following additional restrictions apply if you use the SOFTWARE other than solely for internal business purposes. (For applicable licensing terms for all such uses of the SOFTWARE, please contact Microsoft Corporation at (206) 703-4515.) (1) You may commercially distribute the SOFTWARE only in conjunction with and as part of your software product to which you have added significant and primary functionality and value. (2) Unless your software product requires your customer to license Microsoft Office for Windows, or a component of it, in order to operate, you may not reproduce or use the SOFTWARE for commercial distribution in conjunction with a general purpose word processing [no competing with Word], spreadsheet [or Excel], or database software product [Access, ditto], or an integrated work or product suite [like Office] whose components include a general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database management software product except for the exclusive purpose of importing or exporting data to the various formats supported by the SOFTWARE and included in your application (e.g., reading data from and writing data to a single data source at one time). Note: a product which includes limited word processing, spreadsheet, or database components along with other components that provide significant and primary value, such as an accounting product with limited spreadsheet capability, is not considered to be a "general purpose" product.
      I found a number of references to the .NET benchmarking restriction on a Google search, if you're interested.
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    10. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by mcgroarty · · Score: 1
      Borland had something similar with Borland C++. In a point release upgrade (I believe it was 3.0 to 3.1), they added a clause that they had the right to collect royalties for programs generated with their suite.

      Borland sold a whoooooole lot of copies of Microsoft's and Watcom's C++ products that month. :/

    11. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by BrynM · · Score: 1

      (Offtopic Karma Dive) No, but my Mom apparently gets an unpleasant mental image from the term "butt ugly". According to her, it reminds her of one hairy, acne covered ass she had the misfortune of seeing. Traumatized, I guess. I'm glad I never saw it.

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    12. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by 87C751 · · Score: 1

      I remember about 10 years ago when Borland "updated" their EULA for Turbo C++. It stopped me from upgrading past 2.0 because of the onerous restrictions. You weren't allowed to build anything that would compete with any Borland product, released or envisioned. I think there was even a restriction against free distribution of your program.

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    13. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Aidtopia · · Score: 1
      I'm forbidden to use Visual Studio tools to make any word processing or spreadsheet application, unless it's a small part of a larger application.

      I found this difficult to believe (and annoying, since I am making a new word processor), so I started searching the web. I found one similar statement that said I can't use the Microsoft SQL Desktop Engine redistributable to make a work processor or spreadsheet. I didn't find anything about Visual Studio (or any of the "Visual" languages) Is this the restriction you're referring to?

    14. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by jj00 · · Score: 1


      I wonder what Microsoft would have thought if Turbo C/C++ had a EULA like that. If I remember correctly, Turbo C/C++ was what Windows was originally coded on.

    15. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "If end-users actually read the EULAs (like our heroes in the article), there'd be riots in the virtual streets. As it is, nobody reads the EULA, and ignorance is bliss."

      The riots would happen a lot sooner and be a whole lot bloodier if the EULA's were actually being enforced to any degree...

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    16. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just substitute a term for female anatomy and you're ok.

    17. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell her to quit looking at her ass in the mirror.

    18. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by BrynM · · Score: 1

      That's actually funny. Too bad your too much of a coward to get the mod points.

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    19. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but I would not think that an EULA on a security patch is enforceable. Since your machine is under threat if the patch is not applied, that means that you are agreeing to the EULA under duress. AFAIK contracts made under duress are not enforceable.

    20. Re:I get razzed all the time at work... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1

      My turn to add emphasis...

      (ii) The following additional restrictions apply if you use the SOFTWARE other than solely for internal business purposes. (For applicable licensing terms for all such uses of the SOFTWARE, please contact Microsoft Corporation at (206) 703-4515.) (1) You may commercially distribute the SOFTWARE only in conjunction with and as part of your software product to which you have added significant and primary functionality and value. (2) Unless your software product requires your customer to license Microsoft Office for Windows, or a component of it, in order to operate, you may not reproduce or use the SOFTWARE for commercial distribution in conjunction with a general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database software product, or an integrated work or product suite whose components include a general purpose word processing, spreadsheet, or database management software product except for the exclusive purpose of importing or exporting data to the various formats supported by the SOFTWARE and included in your application (e.g., reading data from and writing data to a single data source at one time). Note: a product which includes limited word processing, spreadsheet, or database components along with other components that provide significant and primary value, such as an accounting product with limited spreadsheet capability, is not considered to be a "general purpose" product.

      In other words, you can't use ODBC with another office app/suite, except when reading from or writing to a database. Hmm, isn't that exactly what you'd use ODBC for?

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  3. yeah sure. by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now, they figure no one reads the EULAs anyway, so why bother even providing a copy?

    Duh!

    First off, I have worked in customer service/tech support and have heard exactly "who reads those things anyway?" "you just click ok." Right.

    Second, you are surprised that CSRs don't have ALL the information they need to do their jobs? Policy changes daily and even though the CSRs are the "front line" they are never told until it's too late.

    Third, I just dealt with someone today (not computer related). They clicked through a document they should have read. It explained the policy they were trying to excuse themselves from. The exact quote was, "I saw the thing I clicked through, I never read those, no one does. You can't expect me to now agree to that." Sadly, this is commonplace. It's not advantageous to read them or ignore them. If you do read them, you have to go through a lengthy process to return what you disagree with (no company expects that more than a handfull of people will ever decline), if you do agree what good does it do you? You either a) didn't read and comprehend the rights you were signing away or b) you did know, you knew it probably wouldn't matter, and when it did matter, you already sold your soul.

    That's why these things should be illegal.

    That's my worthless .02

    1. Re:yeah sure. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think a strong case could be made that no one can be reasonably expected to read, understand, and abide by these overlong, overcomplicated, and overrestrestrictive "license agreements". To the average Joe, it's just the button you click to install the software.

      Besides, what about the doctrine of first sale? Attempting to make a purchase into a license after the sale has taken place, just doesn't seem legally enforcable.

    2. Re:yeah sure. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the legaleize that scrolls rapidly by on some tv ads.

      No one can be expected to read that at normal broadcast speed. Just for yuks, I've tried playing one of them back on TiVo to see if they are readable. Nope. The text is too tiny and blurred to read _at all_.

      So, what is the point? Some lawyer decided that the "terms and conditions" needed to be included on the ad.

      "But no one will ever be able to read that!"
      "Well, it really doesn't matter -- this is just in case some loony takes us to court. We can still say that the T&C were provided on the ad. The lawyer says we need it, so it stays."

      Or, my other favorite is on cereal commercials where they are running some sweepstakes: "many will enter, few will win"

      The hell is that? At one point I seemed to recall is was more like "thousands will enter, about a hundred will win". Seems like at least you got some inkling of the odds of winning. Now it sounds more like they are just covering their obligation to provide some token statement of odds.

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    3. Re:yeah sure. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Attempting to make a purchase into a license after the sale has taken place, just doesn't seem legally enforcable.

      It isn't, but the highest US Court to consider the issue so far does not agree. Read the bile that is the ProCD opinion.

      Fortunately, the Supreme Court hasn't ruled yet, so we have some hope that sanity will overcome. If a cooperative software vendor wanted to speed the case to a victorious conclusion, he could just modify 1% of his shrinkwrap EULAs to include an extra provision- something outlandish like an additional $1000 monthly fee as long as the product is installed. The ensuing lawsuit would clearly demonstrate the folly of the ProCD position.

      If shrinkwrap/clickwrap is genuinely an opportunity to enter into an arbitrary contract, then such a clause would stand up (and IT departments would start hiring a lot more lawyers to install patches). But of course, intelligent judges will realize that a person engaged in opening/installing software is in no position to pore through legalese, and that contractual agreements cannot be a conventional part of such events.

    4. Re:yeah sure. by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      Very good point! They should be required to place the large amount of hard to understand text between the buyer and seller at purchase time! Have lengthy wordy and restrictive agreements would be viewed as a impedement to sales and retailers would push for simplified licencing.

    5. Re:yeah sure. by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Is clicking without providing any sort of information at all a binding agreement? What if a minor does it? I don't think it holds up at all.

    6. Re:yeah sure. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Having read that piece, it seems like the judge was under the impression that the consumer could choose to return the product if they found the terms unacceptable. Obviously, that judge has never attempted to return opened software before.

      I agree with your assessment that most of the people installing software (myself included), are not qualified for a complete legal understanding of the typical EULA. Reversing the situation is equally ridiculous: Should lawyers be required to develop a deep understanding of software installation, versioning, device drivers, ect?

    7. Re:yeah sure. by MemRaven · · Score: 1
      But the problem is that they aren't doing it because the lawyers are necessarily being overly cautious. Every single thing that you see that seems strange is almost certainly the result of:
      1. A law;
      2. A regulation (slightly different than a law); or
      3. A lawsuit
      That means that the lawyers aren't just sitting there making stuff up (although I'm sure that happens as well), but they're acting on the best wishes of their clients.

      For example, I believe that the "many will enter, few will win" thing is probably to overcome the law that requires that sweepstakes must indicate the chances of winning whenever advertising it, but that they won't know the precise odds for a while after running that ad.

      The blurred text thing is probably an artifact of Tivo compression or something. There actually are requirements in the US for most of the legal disclaimers that you see on screen and read by announcers (my dad explained some of them to me; he works in advertising and had some clients who had products that had to be covered by those types of disclaimers). Although if the disclaimer isn't mandated by law, but is rather a result of lawsuits, then there may not be.

      So don't decide that it's a lawyer going on. There are actual laws and regulations covering a lot of this stuff, and even when there isn't, the fact that lawsuits HAVE happened is probably enough to keep the lawyer in good stead.

  4. Shut the machine down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't do anything without hitting a key and agreeing to the license. Hit the power off button!

  5. Wow. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's start a pool on how long Dell takes to respond to this. I've got fifteen minutes from post-time. Anyone else? Prize: oh, I don't know, karma or something...

    1. Re:Wow. by sphealey · · Score: 1
      Let's start a pool on how long Dell takes to respond to this. I've got fifteen minutes from post-time.
      If the article had appeared in the Wall Street Journal, Dell might reply. Why on earth would they reply to a no-name website and a Slashdot article? This won't affect their sales in any way, shape, or form.

      sPh

    2. Re:Wow. by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      ... and how many people who read slashdot are in charge of corporate hardware rollouts for their organization? I would guess a fair number. Although, of the people I've talked to, they don't really seem to like Dell machines in the first place (laptops, at least).

    3. Re:Wow. by HTMLSpinnr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If the article had appeared in the Wall Street Journal, Dell might reply. Why on earth would they reply to a no-name website and a Slashdot article? This won't affect their sales in any way, shape, or form.

      I'll have to disagree. There are probably many of us here on /. who make or influence purchasing decisions either at home or as part of one or more small to large businesses. If some /. readers here are soured by this tactic which relies on consumer ignorance, they may think twice before saying "Dude, we're getting a Dell (and putting Linux on it)!". Or in the case of large business who are on an upgrade plan, they may think twice before saying, "Dude, we're buying 100 Dell's per month for 6 months". That's not insignificant...

      The latter case might also be where the most resistance takes place (wait, who am I kidding?). Single users are probably far more likely to ignore EULA's than large corporations who risk an audit, and fines are multiplied by the number of offenses.

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    4. Re:Wow. by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Slashdoters are a major advertising source for Dell.

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    5. Re:Wow. by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You are VASTLY over estimating the career status of most Slashdot viewers. This website consists mainly of powerless geeks who are scrambling for a job, ANY job right now.

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    6. Re:Wow. by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah.

      I have purchasing authority for anything I want to buy. And I influence the purchasing decisions that my wife, our six cats, and the dog make.

      Further, I only buy used stuff at auction anymore, except for food and sundries I can't purchase used.

      And I know I fit nicely into the Slashdot demographic. My idea of 'new' is a tube of Z80 chips that are still in a Zilog tube and don't appear to have been opened.

      Heh.

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  6. from reading that article.. by joeldg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    all I can say is "press yes" or "I agree"

    hey.. I always agree..

    whatever, what on earth can a license from them accomplish anyway?

    Perhaps I have been using open source software for too long and am out of the loop, but do these things honestly matter in hardware.. You get a warranty, that is all I care about..

    Maybe I am missing something here, but to agree with these stupid licenses on websites that all state they can be changed at any time for any reason would be the legal equiv of suicide in the real business world..

    Guess I am just agreeable.. too much floride in my water or something..

    1. Re:from reading that article.. by Soko · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You: Hi. My Inspiron laptop is busted - the PC-Card slot is fried.
      Dell: OK, service tag?
      You: 8xchyyw
      Dell: OK. What do Windows diagnostics say?
      You: Windows? This is running Linux.
      Dell: Sorry sir, your laptop is supposed to be running Windows, and is now out of warranty.
      You: What? How could running Linux possibly void my warranty?
      Dell: Please read your EULA again, sir. Have a nice day. *click*

      I'd read all of the agreements if I were you, friend. Lawyers can be nasty creatures.

      Soko

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      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:from reading that article.. by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1
      No, that couldn't happen. That's way too proper English for Dell tech support.

      You'd have to add "What was that?" or "I can't understand you!" or something...

    3. Re:from reading that article.. by joeldg · · Score: 1

      hahahahaha..

      yea.. the accent is usally enough to make you wonder where they found those people..

      *apu* Drood youvve gets dellr.. yes you doo

    4. Re:from reading that article.. by phil+reed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      yea.. the accent is usally enough to make you wonder where they found those people..

      India.

      --

      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    5. Re:from reading that article.. by tuffy · · Score: 4, Funny
      Not only is the english too good, but the conversation actually features a Dell tech support droid who comprehends an operating system other than Windows running on Dell computers and any ramifications that might have. In the real world, that conversation goes like:

      Me: Smoke is billowing from my Dell computer. I need a new power supply.
      Dell Support: Okay, sir. Please run the Windows diagnostics tools from the start menu.
      Me: I'm running Linux.
      Support: (Confused at response not listed on script) Okay, close "Linux" from the file menu and run the diagnostics.
      Me: But I'm... Er... It's not a software... Oh nevermind. *click*

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    6. Re:from reading that article.. by atomicdragon · · Score: 1

      I was helping a friend to fix his Dell computer which had some problems with the DVD drive. It would locked up after use, almost certainly a hardware problem. After calling tech support, they said that since we upgraded from the original Windows ME (worst software ever) to Win2k, that we would need to show it was not a software problem. The tech support also said something about Win2k being an OS for professionals and it is not meant for people like us playing games and watching DVD's.

      The result was that we installed a WinME partition (it is really hard to downgrade windows) and got them to replace half the computer including the drive. The odd thing was that he could have gotten the computer with win2k by paying a little more and checking a different box when he purchased it, so its not like the computer was not win2k compatable.

      We also knew better than to tell them about the Linux partition.

    7. Re:from reading that article.. by mcb · · Score: 1

      well the above is totally false. my dell laptop dual boots linux and windows xp (it came with windows 98). my hard drive died. i sent an email telling them it died, and did mention that i run different operating systems than it came installed with. they sent me a new hard drive immediately, no questions asked.

      my friend has the same laptop, and his screen broke. dell sent a guy out to fix it, and while testing it made the comment that he was very impressed to see the laptop running linux.

      so sorry =(

    8. Re:from reading that article.. by Brewst3r · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's not what's going on right now, but what's stopping them (or anyone else) from doing so in the future, which was the point of the post?

    9. Re:from reading that article.. by wolf- · · Score: 1

      Maybe it can protect you from IP infringement.
      After all, thats what SCO claims our linux vendors are not offering.

      But then, the MS EULA doesnt mention anything about the end user being clean of any ip infringment.

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      ----- LoboSoft specializes in Digital Language Lab
    10. Re:from reading that article.. by ChoyLeeFut · · Score: 1

      In case nobody's mentioned it yet, let's not forget The Chronicles of George, where "George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever."

      --

      The postman hits! The postman hits! You have mail.

    11. Re:from reading that article.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year I went in to Best Buy and was looking at laptops. I mentioned that I was interested in dual-booting linux and the salesperson responded that it would violate the hardware warranty on any of their systems (HP/Compaq laptops) to install linux. I asked to see the warranty. This limitation is nowhere in the written information given to you when you purchase the computer. We double checked every bit of paperwork in the box -- it doesn't say this anywhere. For kicks we did call the Compaq service people, where after some fumbling around the woman with the Indian accent confirmed that yes, this was a violation of the hardware warrenty according to Compaq policy, and that even to repartition the hard drive violated the hardware warrenty. I wonder what other crazy things there are in this warrenty they won't show me a copy of?

    12. Re:from reading that article.. by GreatDrok · · Score: 1
      You: Hi. My Inspiron laptop is busted - the PC-Card slot is fried.
      Dell: OK, service tag?
      You: 8xchyyw
      Dell: OK. What do Windows diagnostics say?
      You: Windows? This is running Linux.
      Dell: Sorry sir, your laptop is supposed to be running Windows, and is now out of warranty.
      You: What? How could running Linux possibly void my warranty?
      Dell: Please read your EULA again, sir. Have a nice day. *click*

      Heh :-)

      I bought a Toshiba laptop some years back and found that the 's' key didn't work. Clearly a hardware fault. I took it to the shop where I bought it and booted into Linux as that was the default.

      I tried typing omething and it wa obviou that the '' key didn't work. No amount of typing '' would reult in anything.

      The person at the customer service desk refused to even consider this fault until I rebooted into Windows XP (which I had fortunately kept around for use with my NetMD). Since Windows also showed the fault they accepted the problem, but..... DUH!

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  7. Customer Support by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative... She insists she doesn't have copies of the agreements, and that I'm supposed to go online and look them up myself. (?!) She says to use a public computer if I have to.

    I think we've reached a new low for customer support!

    1. Re:Customer Support by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      Atleast yours spoke english unlike the one I spoke with who transfered me to a fax machine, then put me on hold for hours on end to schedual a warrenty repair. I spent the better part of 3 hours memorizing Dell's tech support scripts while waiting for help.

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  8. This only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This only loaded for me halfway but I think that the courts have said in the past that anytime something says you have to agree to its terms in order to read it, it's been declared invalid. Is this accurate?

    1. Re:This only by zurab · · Score: 1

      I was thinking they could make it even worse - what if it said "if you agree to these terms - do nothing, you will automatically be set up with all the greatest features of your laptop in ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... " and at the end in a small print - "If you'd like more time to read this page, press right-ctrl + left-shft + left-alt + tab + delete for a 5-second increment".

      It would make just as much sense as agreeing to an agreement without having read it; just that all this would happen automaticlally for you.

  9. Any Key? by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any key?

    The worst part is that they wanted him to press a key that doesn't even exist on his keyboard!

    1. Re:Any Key? by notcreative · · Score: 1


      Hey, you don't know what keyboard he has. He might have one of them fancy ones.

    2. Re:Any Key? by eddy · · Score: 1

      And here's the FAQ that proves it, for you nay-sayers.

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      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    3. Re:Any Key? by s20451 · · Score: 1

      Dummy, everybody knows that the "0/1" thingy on the front of the computer is the international symbol for "any". That's the key you should press.

      --
      Toronto-area transit rider? Rate your ride.
    4. Re:Any Key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this possibly be moderated as "Funny"? Is there anyone who still thinks this is funny? Anyone who has not heard this joke at least 1000 times must be new to the internet and computers in general.

    5. Re:Any Key? by lyceum · · Score: 1

      i think that faq is for the same people that the "do not eat" message is for on packets of silica gel. should we really bypass natural selection like this? if you can't figure out "any key" you probably don't have any business operating a computer, or anything involving electricity, moving parts, or sharp edges for that matter.

      if we allow them to go about using a computer one of us will no doubt end up having to either spend three hours explainging the animated staple in excel as a tech support member or have to go back and fix what they have broken.

      and while they're at it, stay away from plastic bags and most happy meal toys.

  10. Um... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dell have something similar to this already.. its an agreement that you have to accept which is part of their BIOS - first time you switch the machine on it comes up with a whole bunch of T&C's which you have to 'hit any key' to accept.. the machine then resets itself (removing that screen) and the system will boot through the BIOS as normal.

    They have had this for at least the two years we have been buying their workstations & servers.

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    1. Re:Um... by mixmasta · · Score: 1


      It's not in the bios, it is a small partition that automatically runs their app. Then changes the boot partition to the windows one.

      Don't know what os it is cuz I remove the partition first chance I get, and haven't looked. Prolly a dos variant.

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      #6495ED - cornflower blue
    2. Re:Um... by bobsalt · · Score: 1

      no its not, its part of the extra partition they put on the harddrive(for recovery)

      I set the bios to boot to cd and do a clean install of winxp on all the new dells we get here with out seeing that screen, you have to be pretty quick with the f2 that first time though, cuz it goes through quicker somehow, BUT you can do a load with out agreeing(not that I give a shit anyhow, how they gonna prove you did in the first place? - lol )

    3. Re:Um... by dranga · · Score: 1

      So what happens if I just take this laptop out and find one of the neighborhood kids and say 'Hey, kid, can you push a key here for me? Thanks...'. The kid probably can't be held to it, and I wasn't the one that agreed to it, and I didn't agree to anything that says I can't use if it I don't agree...

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    4. Re:Um... by jester · · Score: 1

      I bought an Inspiron 4100 about year and half ago ... never had to click anything on my machine to agree to some license I don't agree with. Think it came in later than that ... about the start of the Inspiron 5000 series.

    5. Re:Um... by Homology · · Score: 1
      ...its an agreement that you have to accept which is part of their BIOS - first time you switch the machine on it comes up with a whole bunch of T&C's which you have to 'hit any key' to accept..

      They have had this for at least the two years we have been buying their workstations & servers.

      Not in Sweden, they don't. And we do buy quite a few of double Xeon workstations each year at my work place. But then USA comsumer "rights" are pretty strange.

    6. Re:Um... by Mantrid · · Score: 1

      That's interesting - so if I drop a book on the keyboard does that mean that I agree to all of their terms? Heh, or did the book just agree to their terms!

      Or what if I have a child less than 18 years old and he/she clicks the keys first?

      I bet these aren't enforceable!

    7. Re:Um... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Don't know what os it is cuz I remove the partition first chance I get, and haven't looked. Prolly a dos variant.

      I'm betting that it's a hacked version of LILO, -- and they haven't distributed the source code.
      (God, am I cynical!)

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      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  11. Enforcement by Godeke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If this guy documented the steps he took, I suspect if he was to go to a judge, the judge would consider any agreements past that point unenforable. An "agreement" is just that. If one party is not given even a portion of the agreement's content, the entire agreement can be found to be invalid. If they can't provide agreements after that much work, any legal enforcement of those agreements would be in serious question.

    Of course, lots of software has the agreement in the box, and you can only view it after breaking the seals (making the software unreturnable). Most companies try to get around that by saying you can get a refund if you don't agree to the terms, and then fail to provide a channel for such refunds. Again, as they have broken the agreement, I doubt any further terms would be enforcable.

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    1. Re:Enforcement by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

      This is very true, but they have more resources to battle this out then any "normal" person. Does it seem like the big guys always win?

    2. Re:Enforcement by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure this is accurate, although IANAL. I think that such an agreement, the one that you don't have access to, is the only thing that permits you to use the software. So while a judge might agree that the agreement is void because you couldn't see it, you'd then be in hot water for illegal copying of a copyrighted work (from the CD or HDD into your computer's RAM).

    3. Re:Enforcement by arkanes · · Score: 1

      This is untrue. Copyright law specifically grants the right to make copies to the hard drive, temporary copies to RAM, and any other copying neccesary for functionality under fair use rights. This is something that people writing EULAs really don't want more people to know.

    4. Re:Enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you're confused. The only thing that makes software any different than any other sale is that software producers try to change the contract after the fact.
      If you sell me a car, just the act of taking money for it and giving it to me means that I can use it. If you sell me a book, the same applies. I am permitted to read it.
      If you sell me a piece of the software, once that money exchanges hands, an implied contract for use of software has been made. That's pretty much the basis for all arguments against click-thru agreements. You agreed to let me use the thing when you sold it to me, you can't then legally demand more from me.

    5. Re:Enforcement by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "If this guy documented the steps he took, I suspect if he was to go to a judge, the judge would consider any agreements past that point unenfor[ce]able."

      Well, that's dandy, but nobody really cares enough to do that.

      What needs to happen is this:

      The subject of this license gets before the judge, and the judge decides it's a corrupt racket, hauls the highest level of authority who knew or should know about this racket, and throws them in Federal prison for 10 to 20 years under RICO statutes, after collecting billions of dollars in fines.

      That's what NEEDS to happen to this "licensing to the consumer" crap. People like Michael Dell and William Gates need to face the actual possibility of going to prison, in addition to personal and corporate bankruptcy for running this racket.

      Merely "finding the provisions unenforceable" doesn't even scratch the surface of the injustice being done here.

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    6. Re:Enforcement by pjrc · · Score: 1
      Of course, lots of software has the agreement in the box

      Really? Like what? Which programs in the last couple years??

      It's almost always on the install screen and not in any printed format.

    7. Re:Enforcement by tsg · · Score: 1

      -------
      Of course, lots of software has the agreement in the box
      -------
      Really? Like what? Which programs in the last couple years??

      It's almost always on the install screen and not in any printed format.


      It's on the install screen which comes from the installation media which is inside the box.

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  12. Slashdotted by jpetts · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude, your website's getting screwed.

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    1. Re:slashdotted by jkmiecik · · Score: 1

      Or you could just pull the stick out of your ass.

      Weee, what karma?!

    2. Re:slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are a fucking homosexual. I'm sure Dell was happy to take the computer back, just so they wouldn't have to listen to your bitching.

  13. getting absurd by prichardson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, an EULA for hardware? We're venturing into the land of the absurd here. What's next, installing new components in your computer is reverse engineering? I can understand software EULAs, but hardware? Hardware isn't just a license, it's tangible. I really should be able to do with it what I want (excluding using it to beat someone or something like that).

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    1. Re:getting absurd by louzerr · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that they can make it illegal to use old computers for door stops?

      Can I set my coffee on it in the morning, or is that against the EULA, too?

      If I buy a new computer, can I take the hard drive or NIC, or sound card out of my old Dell, or is that also in violation of the EULA?

      VALinux - we need you back!!!

      --
      "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away" -- "Step Right Up", Tom Waits
    2. Re:getting absurd by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
      I can understand software EULAs, but hardware?

      It's really a software EULA. Dell is trying to address the loophole often pointed out by anti-shrinkwrap advocates:
      1. When someone buys a computer with Microsoft(tm) Windows XP (r) pre-installed, he's been subjected to neither the shrinkwrap EULA nor the click-thru one.

      Microsoft, naturally, wants all their users to have gone through the agreements. Dell is trying to keep Microsoft happy.

      Hardware isn't just a license, it's tangible.

      Even accepting the harshest possible legal interpretation, you can still buy a Dell computer and do whatever you like with the hardware. You'll just have to reformat the hard-drive to clear off that pesky EULA message before using it.

      I'd recommend Linux as an easy way to wipe the drive, and still have a functional computer afterwards. If you're a Slashdot member, you were probably planning that anyhow, right?
    3. Re:getting absurd by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      RTF/.A. He COULDN'T BOOT LINUX UNLESS HE BOOTED WINDOWS. A previous post said this. If he screwed with the BIOS settings, he would get into windows. He COULD NOT get the warning back, or boot off of a Linux CD.

    4. Re:getting absurd by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I read the article, thanks. He COULD BOOT LINUX WITHOUT BOOTING WINDOWS.

      All that happened is after making any change to the BIOS, such as changing the boot device to CD-Rom, he could now boot windows without going through the startup-license.

      He COULD NOT get the warning back, or boot off of a Linux CD.

      The fact that he couldn't get the warning back means he's good to go. Your statement that he couldn't boot of a Linux CD is incorrect- he never tried. Because he was in a contrary mood and only wanted to cause aggravation with Dell, he stopped trying when the warning disappeared. If he had rebooted once more with the Linux CD inserted, it would've loaded. I suspect that he really didn't feel like installing Linux at all, and gave up once it became possible.

      This guy wasn't interested in making the computer run, only making a irritating EULA situation look as bad as possible to throw up an alarm.

  14. Already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Dell's Software License Policy

    Dude, you're getting screwed

    28 Aug 2003

    Kat and I just received the Dell Inspiron 5100 notebook we ordered from Dell Canada. We quickly ran across problems.

    I pushed the power button to turn on computer. I got the Dell POST screen, then a screen from Dell (Photo):

    SOFTWARE LICENSES

    - Before using your computer, read all of the software license
    agreements that came with each program that you ordered.
    There may be several agreements to examine. To comply with
    the terms and conditions of the software license agreements,
    you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software
    as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's
    hard-disk drive.

    - If you did not order Dell-installed software for this computer,
    or if you do not accept all the terms of the licenses, please call
    the customer assistance telephone number listed in your system
    documentation.

    Press any key on the keyboard to indicate that you have
    read all of the software licenses and agree to their terms.

    Be Direct TM
    Dell TM
    www.dell.com

    But there are no license agreements in the box that the computer came in. [There are some shrinkwrapped CD containers, but the "Terms and Conditions of Sale (CANADA)" that came with the invoice says:

    "7. Software. All software is provided subject to the license
    agreement that is part of the package. Customer agrees that
    it will be bound by the license agreement once the package is
    opened or its seal is broken. Dell does not warrant any software
    under this Agreement. Warranties, if any, for the software are
    contained in the license agreement that governs its purchase
    and use."

    I've never agreed to those Terms and Conditions, to my knowledge, but I assume they think they're enforceable, so I can't open up the shrinkwrap to see if the license agreements are in there, without automatically agreeing to them.]

    So I called the only Dell number I could find on my documentation (1-800-847-4096) and spoke to a customer support representative. I told her what was on the screen, and told her I couldn't find the license agreements I'm required to read and agree to before pressing any key.

    She put me on hold while she looked into where the license agreements might be, and eventually transferred me to technical support. The tech support agent told me her database was down, so she couldn't look up anything at all (I hadn't even told her what the problem was yet), and I'd have to call back in an hour.

    I call back, and speak to a tech support woman. She says: "press Tab." I explain that I can't without saying I've read and agreed to documents I don't have. She says "press page down". Same problem. She says "scroll down". I explain it's not a Windows screen. She says "insert any Dell-shipped CD". I exlpain the problem of opening the CD packaging.

    She insists I have to press a key. I ask her if she really means that I have to agree to the licenses before it's at all possible that i've read them. She says "yes". I explain that that's not acceptable, and ask for her supervisor.

    Her supervisor insists it's a Customer Care issue, and not tech support, and that there's nothing he can do. He can't explain why they sent me to him. He enters my info into the call log databse, and I go to call back Customer Care.

    So back into the hold queue I go.

    I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative. [Pretty much each sentence in the following was interspersed with long, long times on hold.]

    She looked up the call log to get the background info. She insists she doesn't have copies of the agreements, and that I'm supposed to go online and look them up myself. (?!) She says to use a

    1. Re:Already slow by xpeeblix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having already decided to never purchase a computer from Dell again, this article reinforced what was clearly a wise decision.

      The reason I opted out originally was that Dell ships an OEM version of Windows XP Pro that requires unplugging additional hard drives (to the original PC setup) in order to reinstall XP (a common occurence with developers). Calls to Microsoft garnered the reply that I should buy an "over-the-counter" version of XP Pro. But, I had just purchase XP with my computer. Why was I sold a crippled copy of it, I enquired. It isn't crippled, they replied. Then why do I have to buy another version? Long pause...because it's an OEM version. I sincerely believe Microsoft drones think this is sane logic.

      Regardless, the answer was simple. Bite the bullet, switch to Apple and forget applications that don't run on them. I have to say, best decision I ever made. I'll never buy another Dell or Microsoft product again.

      See the effect of dicking the customer around, Dell...Microsoft? Hello? Anybody listening?

    2. Re:Already slow by dukerobillard · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Eventually she does manage to connect me to Alan Burley (Manager, Customer Service)....He says that it's the first time this issue has escalated.

      That's how to fix this problem. If enough people were calling about it that Alan Burley spent 4 hours a day on this issue, the problem would be solved next release.

    3. Re:Already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they aren't listening. You are 1 person. Why should they care about the $500 profit they lost from you, when they're making a hell of a lot more from others.

    4. Re:Already slow by schatten · · Score: 1

      if his name, as entered in the Dell corporate system is just the same, then his email address is: Alan_Burley@dell.com

      with each and every response, make sure you CC this address too: saul_dell@dell.com

    5. Re:Already slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for sharing this with us. I think you handled the situation brilliantly.

    6. Re:Already slow by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      To comply with
      the terms and conditions of the software license agreements, you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's hard-disk drive.

      This sounds like it means that you cannot make a copy of the software in case the "originals" get damaged. Copyright provides for the creation of backup of purchased software but this is the backup.
    7. Re:Already slow by BryanL · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got to that dell screen too. I walked away from my computer, when I came back, my cat had agreed to the EULA. Dumb cat!

    8. Re:Already slow by pmz · · Score: 1

      I'm just bewildered that Dell corporate policy is that users need to lie to use their new laptops, and to agree to legal agreements that it's completely impossible to have read.

      Welcome to the software industry. Why are you crying?

    9. Re:Already slow by wolf- · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, dell commonly ships the systems with the drives in cable select mode. Winders OS seem to get confused by what drive is where for some reason.

      Until Dell quit using prison workers and outsourced support to some diety forsaken asian country where the women/men who answer the phones speak Ingrish and have outdated support scripts, I'd never had a problem with dells. (servers, laptops, workstations)

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  15. Dude, you are over-reacting. by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Did you have to buy their laptop? NO

    Do they force you to sign the license or click accept? NO

    Can you return the laptop, get money back and buy another product? YES

    And really, how problematic is this license really, to me it looks like a ordinary Windows EULA.

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    1. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      He is complaining becuase
      • He bought their laptop in good faith and was given no indication shit like this was going to be pulled
      • He lost an entire day to dealing with their bullshit, plus the time lost to the fact that he is now going to have to wait for delivery of a DIFFERENT laptop.


      how problematic is this license really

      The problem is he had to agree to the license terms in order to be allowed to read the license terms! And the customer support line wouldn't give him the license terms when he called. How is that NOT problematic?
    2. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by orasio · · Score: 1

      RTFA, The guy didnt get the EULA, and had a hard time getting his money back.

    3. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Mr_Matt · · Score: 1

      Did you even RTFA? NO :)

      Do they force you to sign the license or click accept? NO

      Well, yes, actually, they tried. If you want to get out of BIOS you had to click through, and tech support instructed them to just click accept even though it was impossible to read the documents they were agreeing to. Do you enter into legal agreements without reading them first?

      to me it looks like a ordinary Windows EULA.

      But see...Windows EULAs approach War and Peace in terms of sheer bulk - this Dell BIOS screen was maybe a paragraph, with a big goofy 'click here' image at the bottom. Not even remotely similar to a Windows EULA.

      Sheesh.

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      But what does my opinion matter, I just vote here. It's not like I have any money or anything.
    4. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by GrubInCan · · Score: 1

      His complaint is primarily that the EULA says he needs to "read all of the software license agreements that came with each program that you ordered".

      He didn't receive any, or if he did, it was inside a shrink wrap that he couldn't open (without agreeing first).
      Similarly, DELL would not provide them via other means.

    5. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Did you have to buy their laptop? NO

      Do they force you to sign the license or click accept? NO

      Can you return the laptop, get money back and buy another product? YES

      And really, how problematic is this license really, to me it looks like a ordinary Windows EULA.


      The problem here is that Dell requires him to certify that he has read, and agrees to, a license that he cannot possibly have read.

      In other words, they are requiring him to
      1) lie, and
      2) agree to a license that he has not read.

      The EULA is entirely unenforceable for this reason, but it is still technically illegal to click through the license.

      Do they force him to click through? No. But they force anyone who wants a Dell laptop to illegally click through.

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    6. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by peeping_Thomist · · Score: 1

      how problematic is this license really, to me it looks like a ordinary Windows EULA.

      Perhaps you missed the point where he explained that he couldn't find a copy of the license to read!

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    7. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article? NO

      If you had you would realize that no one knows what the license looks like. The author was asked to agree to something that could only be read after he had agreed to it. If "Windows" - whatever that is - does the same thing then it too is unreasonable.

    8. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by aborchers · · Score: 1
      And really, how problematic is this license really, to me it looks like a ordinary Windows EULA.


      Er, except that it requires you to legally commit to documents you have not been given...

      If you find that acceptable, how about I cover up my mortgage contract except for the signature line and let you sign it...

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    9. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 0, Troll
      Common, he could have required a license from Dell if he absolutly wanted one.
      Since its a legal document they would have had to send him one if he had sent them a written response.
      To me it looks like if he tried to make the instalation procedure difficault for himself by demanding this license. He should trust a big company like Dell, they have nothing to win by screwing him.

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    10. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Mr_Matt · · Score: 1

      Common, he could have required a license from Dell if he absolutly wanted one.

      Yeah, RTFA, he did exactly that, and they said something to the effect of 'we don't have it, use a public computer and look it up yourself.'

      He should trust a big company like Dell, they have nothing to win by screwing him.

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

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    11. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 1
      Why could he not demand a license from Dell. Since its a legal document they would have had to send it over if he had written a letter. Instead he tried to make life difficault for those innocent teenagers on the Dell suport callcenter.

      And I still don't see why he just could not accept the license like everyone else does. He should trust a big company like Dell, they have nothing to win by screwing him.

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    12. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Is it normal practice to force people to sign an EULA after they've purchased hardware equipment? NO

      Did they make the laptop, already bought and paid for, unusable until he agreed to arbitrary conditions revealed after purchase? YES.

      Does Dell warn customers that their machines are unusuable without agreeing to further conditions after purchase? NO.

      Is it reasonable to require that someone you've already put through the hassle of buying a laptop subsequently go through the trouble of sending it back over an unnecessary and freedom infringing legal agreement you don't even have the guts to warn people about? NO.

      Is this about a Windows EULA? NO.

      When is this crap going to end? When is someone going to use the Doctrine of First Sale to slap these dishonest and unfair business practices and the people who perform them? Why is Dell considered a reputable company when, apparently, they've been pushing this underhanded stunt for the last year with some of their machines? (Maybe because certain pseudo-libertarians believe that able means ethical, that everything's ok for anyone to do as long as they're a business and don't actively deny they're going to do it.)

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    13. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's a deceitful practice and it should be illegal, that's the whole point. Imagine you order a brand new GMC Yukon, pay and have it delivered, but when it arrives GM has placed a sticker on the windows saying,

      "You will void your warranty if you do not agree to the terms and conditions in the owners manual located in the glove box. You can accept these terms and conditions by unlocking the car door."

      Did you have to buy a GMC? NO

      Do they force you to unlock the door? NO

      Can you return the truck and get your money back? At the added expense of shipping, hassle, and time spent, probably.

      He obviously wants the computer since he ordered it in the first place but there was no indication when he ordered it that a catch-22 clause existed in the bundle.

    14. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      Read any EULAs lately?

    15. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      So if he did not like the license text why didn't he just turn the computer off and ship it to Dell?

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    16. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did, you dumb fuck.

    17. Re:Dude, you are over-reacting. by Brad+Mace · · Score: 1
      All that is true, but the guys is obviously still a spaz because he felt the need to shut off the computer after tinkering in the BIOS caused the license screen to disappear.

      He obviously didn't agree to it by changing the BIOS, but it did allow the computer to start without accepting the license. Problem solved.

  16. Spectacular. by error502 · · Score: 1

    And I just ordered a Dell Inspiron 5150 yesterday. :-/

    1. Re:Spectacular. by override11 · · Score: 1

      bitch bitch bitch, dont ever call them for support and they will never bother you. They are just protecting themselves from this lawsuite-happy consuer nation. Take some responsibility! You either have their warranty and tech support and agree to their conditions, or you suck it up and buy the laptop and never call them. Whoops it broke, you are SOL.

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    2. Re:Spectacular. by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Not too late to get an iBook.

      ;-)

    3. Re:Spectacular. by andrewl6097 · · Score: 1

      Actually it is. He said he just bought a laptop.

    4. Re:Spectacular. by masoncooper · · Score: 1

      We've actually had a pretty good experience with Dell. Our entire firm runs Dimensions and when they break Dell either ships out parts (arriving the next day I might add) or sends someone out to replace the part. Granted, dealing with someone on the opposite side of the globe has its drawbacks, a 1 second lag in communication with someone who already has a hard enough time speaking english is brutal, but once you finally convince them you know what you're doing, they cooperate.
      A word of advice, If you call for a Precision Workstation you usually receive someone within the US, I guess the Dimension calls receive the outsourced support.

      Also, if the laptop is in warranty, they are quite willing to help, even if you've made changes yourself. My Inspiron fell off a table and broke the power connector, I received a shipping box from Airborne Express within 4 hours and received it back 3 days later with a brand new bottom and motherboard.
      To save space, here are some of the other things they've covered under warranty:
      Laptop fan blade broken by air-duster
      Fried laptop motherboard due to coke spill
      Countless dead laptop keyboards
      Even more broken laptop lid latches becuase they were plastic (Replaced with metal ones)
      A laptop display with a single dead pixel
      Heh, we even had a desktop that received runoff from a secretary watering her plants!

    5. Re:Spectacular. by error502 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, I still have time to cancel my order. But I want a computer, not a Mac.

    6. Re:Spectacular. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, andrewl, I didn't know anyone else knew about Apple's new policy of not selling iBooks to people who already own laptops.

      Asshat.

    7. Re:Spectacular. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe is time to learn to assembly on PC by ourselves.

      Is more cheap, and you get what you need. And there is Linux :)

      oops!.. I forgot SCO damn!

    8. Re:Spectacular. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want a 'computer' and not a Mac? Well then, if you really want to run Windows, with its innumerable security holes, hassles, etc., what's the big deal about a rediculous license agreement or two? It's just more of the same crap.

    9. Re:Spectacular. by error502 · · Score: 1

      Who said I had to be running Windows? Last I checked, Windows and Mac OS weren't the only two operating systems in existence. Asshat.

    10. Re:Spectacular. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so run Linux / Unix on the Mac, if that's what you want to use. A better machine and your choice of OS. wow, rocket science!

      And, thats MR. Asshat to you!

    11. Re:Spectacular. by error502 · · Score: 1

      A better machine and your choice of OS.

      Exactly. That's why I'm buying a PC and running Linux.

  17. slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Dell's Software License Policy
    Dude, you're getting screwed.
    28 Aug 2003

    Kat and I just received the Dell Inspiron 5100 notebook we ordered from Dell Canada. We quickly ran across problems.

    I pushed the power button to turn on computer. I got the Dell POST screen, then a screen from Dell (Photo):

    SOFTWARE LICENSES

    - Before using your computer, read all of the software license
    agreements that came with each program that you ordered.
    There may be several agreements to examine. To comply with
    the terms and conditions of the software license agreements,
    you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software
    as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's
    hard-disk drive.

    - If you did not order Dell-installed software for this computer,
    or if you do not accept all the terms of the licenses, please call
    the customer assistance telephone number listed in your system
    documentation.

    Press any key on the keyboard to indicate that you have
    read all of the software licenses and agree to their terms.

    Be Direct TM
    Dell TM
    www.dell.com

    But there are no license agreements in the box that the computer came in. [There are some shrinkwrapped CD containers, but the "Terms and Conditions of Sale (CANADA)" that came with the invoice says:

    "7. Software. All software is provided subject to the license
    agreement that is part of the package. Customer agrees that
    it will be bound by the license agreement once the package is
    opened or its seal is broken. Dell does not warrant any software
    under this Agreement. Warranties, if any, for the software are
    contained in the license agreement that governs its purchase
    and use."

    I've never agreed to those Terms and Conditions, to my knowledge, but I assume they think they're enforceable, so I can't open up the shrinkwrap to see if the license agreements are in there, without automatically agreeing to them.]

    So I called the only Dell number I could find on my documentation (1-800-847-4096) and spoke to a customer support representative. I told her what was on the screen, and told her I couldn't find the license agreements I'm required to read and agree to before pressing any key.

    She put me on hold while she looked into where the license agreements might be, and eventually transferred me to technical support. The tech support agent told me her database was down, so she couldn't look up anything at all (I hadn't even told her what the problem was yet), and I'd have to call back in an hour.

    I call back, and speak to a tech support woman. She says: "press Tab." I explain that I can't without saying I've read and agreed to documents I don't have. She says "press page down". Same problem. She says "scroll down". I explain it's not a Windows screen. She says "insert any Dell-shipped CD". I exlpain the problem of opening the CD packaging.

    She insists I have to press a key. I ask her if she really means that I have to agree to the licenses before it's at all possible that i've read them. She says "yes". I explain that that's not acceptable, and ask for her supervisor.

    Her supervisor insists it's a Customer Care issue, and not tech support, and that there's nothing he can do. He can't explain why they sent me to him. He enters my info into the call log databse, and I go to call back Customer Care.

    So back into the hold queue I go.

    I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative. [Pretty much each sentence in the following was interspersed with long, long times on hold.]

    She looked up the call log to get the background info. She insists she doesn't have copies of the agreements, and that I'm supposed to go online and look them up myself. (?!) She says to use a public computer if I have to. I ask how to know what companies have software on m

  18. Dude -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're getting slashdotted!

  19. Re:What's the big deal? by ccoder · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you actually read the article, you'd notice that is was a BIOS screen, not software.

    With that said, changing some crap in the bios passed the screen (??@#$?) but it wasn't purely software.

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  20. Contacting publicly traded corporations by sphealey · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Well, the article is now Slashdotted so I can't get the exact quote. But in there somewhere he says the manager of customer service would not accept his complaint and would not give him a mailing address.

    In this situation, one needs to write a letter stating one's problem or complaint in clear, calm, non-abusive language. Look up the corporation's VP of Customer Service, Chairman of the Board of Directors, and Chief Legal Counsel (all names should be available through finance.yahoo.com). Send the letter to each of them at the address where the company accepts legal correspondence (also available from public sources). That course of action is far more likely to get results in difficult or complex circumstances than endlessly e-mailing or calling worker bees.

    Remember, the worker bees aren't fibbing: they really can't do anything outside corporate policy if they want to keep their jobs

    sPh

    1. Re:Contacting publicly traded corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just post on Slashdot and unleash the demon hordes...

    2. Re:Contacting publicly traded corporations by kev0153 · · Score: 1

      My new ibook came with a couple of apps to set up AOL and earthlink automatically for me. They weren't on the desktop but they buried in the applications folder.

    3. Re:Contacting publicly traded corporations by xpccx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They should write a letter to the Delaware Attorny General (according to the SEC web page Dell is incorporated in Delaware) and the Better Business Bureau.

      Let them know the customer service manager at Dell told you to lie and accept the conditions of a legal document that they refuse to send you.
    4. Re:Contacting publicly traded corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dell is incorporated in Delaware"

      snicker snicker

    5. Re:Contacting publicly traded corporations by fm6 · · Score: 1
      I've actually done this a couple times. I doubt if I had much influence on company policy -- but I actually got a real response (as opposed to the usual boilerplate) from somebody fairly high up in the organization.

      I remember the first time I realized that I was talking to a person whose job consisted of following a flow chart -- and the solution to my problem was nowhere on that chart. Very, very frustrating. But yeah, hassling an employee just because they don't have the authority to help you is pretty pointless.

  21. Re:Just install Linux by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 5, Funny

    And shut the fuck up.

    Please send me $699 for the use of my username. Thanks.

  22. You didn't read the article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea is that Dell put a clickthrough license IN THE BIOS that will not go away until you say you have agreed to its terms, even if you try to boot by some alternate method such as a Linux CD.

    If he COULD shutdown and boot from something else this would not be an issue.

    1. Re:You didn't read the article. by Wirenut · · Score: 1

      You can, so it's not.

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  23. Bummer... by Talia+Starhawke · · Score: 1

    It's really unfortunate that because of what SCO, Microsoft and other such companies have done to the technology industry, companies like Dell have to resort to things like this. I mean, what is the world coming to when you are basically FORCED to accept something that initially we were given the choice to accept or not accept. What ever happened to shareware, where you could pay for it if you honestly wanted to support the company, or not? Or better still, freeware, where you had to make good software to get any sort of support from the computer industry at large? This is a sad day, indeed...

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  24. uhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why would anybody who cares about license agreements, linux, etc., buy a Dell product???

    Look mates, the computer you need is the one with a picture of fruit on it, 'nuff said.

  25. Re:My Dell is faster than my G5?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll alert.

    Why bother with this toss.

  26. Anyone home at dell? by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1, Interesting
    No surprise here!

    I had a problem with my recent Dell Laptop, I should have a $450 rebate and my packing slip only said $100. The only reason I brought the laptop was because of this rebate. I tried calling Dell and they said I needed to talk to my sales rep, his name is Eric Coley at eric_coley@dell.com. He apologized and said they would send a new packing slip and that I should not send in my rebate for the $100 yet. A few weeks later nothing, I keep calling and leaving messages and emailing and no answer. Perhaps one of you could get through and tell him Blaine Hilton is waiting his response. You can call him at 1-800-WWW-DELL, choosing option 1 and then entering his extension of 58682.

    I've heard other people have the same problem. I guess the next step is to file complaints with the FTC, and the BBB. I also have wasted over 20 hours in this whole mess.

    1. Re:Anyone home at dell? by squant0 · · Score: 1
      Find out who Dell's representitive is in your state, go to local court house, file papers to sue them for the rebate and your wasted time and the court costs. Serve the papers to the rep from Dell, and try getting your money back that way.

      May be faster, cheaper and easier than trying to get ahold of this "Dude" from Dell.

    2. Re:Anyone home at dell? by micq · · Score: 1

      These issues are common with companies that sell *their* products directly to *their* customers, and yet still don't just give the rebate price right off the actual order. They count on people not claiming the rebate, and they surely make no efforts to ensure you get the rebate.

      Mail in rebates make sense when the manufacturer and the retailer are seperate entities, and the manufacturer wants to quickly pass savings to the end consumer, but when it's "buy our product, from us, then mail your reciept back to us, and we'll mail your money back to you" it's a bit hairy...

    3. Re:Anyone home at dell? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1

      Now that you've posted his e-mail, let's all sign up him up for some free porn newsletters! MWAAHAHAH

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    4. Re:Anyone home at dell? by ball-lightning · · Score: 1

      They count on people not claiming the rebate, and they surely make no efforts to ensure you get the rebate.


      That, and the fact that it gets to sit in the bank for a while. I know that I personally am pretty bad about sending in for rebates right away (usually wait as long as possible, because I'm lazy and often forget to even send them in) add that to 8 to 10 weeks to get to you, and that equates to a bunch of money sitting in the bank gaining interest/whatever they need it for. I just bought a 120gb hard drive with a $40 MIR that I haven't sent in the rebate for. (Thanks for reminding me, actually).

  27. Rediculous by Sanity · · Score: 1
    Most commercial license agreements are a joke, software developers use them because everyone else does - I mean, why not include obscure clauses about getting your user's first born child - they will almost never read them.

    There should be a law against frivolous license agreement clauses, deliberate use of obscure language, and misleading statements about people's legal obligations. Why isn't it fraud to trick people into agreeing to things by deliberately hiding them in mountains of legal text? This is an abuse of the entire concept of a legal contract.

    1. Re:Rediculous by Troed · · Score: 1, Funny

      There are such laws ...

      ... outside of the US.

      You know, in the sane world.

    2. Re:Rediculous by bob670 · · Score: 1
      Agreed, my last employer had a Palm OS based app hey wanted thier field contractors to use. After it left BETA one of the pointy headed management types (who insisted on sitting in on support meetings) pipes in and says "shouldn't we have one of those agreement thingies you click during installation that says we can't be held responsible if our software wrecks your computer and you can't sell our intellectual property???" . I suggested that if we were to do that we should get legal to do some research and come up with some legit terms and conditions. The manager made that "harrumph" noise they make when they don't have an answer, and when the support team left she suggested one of the programmers cut and paste a lisence from some MS product and that should do the job. Too funny, worst job I ever had and I am so happy I finally got out of there.


      The moral of the story is that most software companies include a EULA because they think it looks professional, not because they understand the terms and conditions. Thanks Bill Gates.

  28. Article text, no trolling, honest by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's the article text, because cypherpunks.ca does indeed seem to have found out the hard way that a Slashdot front-page feature is Considered Harmful. Not posting AC 'cause of problems with troll text mods.

    - - - - -
    Dell's Software License Policy
    Dude, you're getting screwed.
    28 Aug 2003

    Kat and I just received the Dell Inspiron 5100 notebook we ordered from Dell Canada. We quickly ran across problems.

    I pushed the power button to turn on computer. I got the Dell POST screen, then a screen from Dell (Photo):

    SOFTWARE LICENSES
    - Before using your computer, read all of the software license
    agreements that came with each program that you ordered.
    There may be several agreements to examine. To comply with
    the terms and conditions of the software license agreements,
    you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software
    as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's
    hard-disk drive.
    - If you did not order Dell-installed software for this computer,
    or if you do not accept all the terms of the licenses, please call
    the customer assistance telephone number listed in your system
    documentation.
    Press any key on the keyboard to indicate that you have
    read all of the software licenses and agree to their terms.
    Be Direct TM
    Dell TM
    www.dell.com

    But there are no license agreements in the box that the computer came in. [There are some shrinkwrapped CD containers, but the "Terms and Conditions of Sale (CANADA)" that came with the invoice says:

    "7. Software. All software is provided subject to the license
    agreement that is part of the package. Customer agrees that
    it will be bound by the license agreement once the package is
    opened or its seal is broken. Dell does not warrant any software
    under this Agreement. Warranties, if any, for the software are
    contained in the license agreement that governs its purchase
    and use."

    I've never agreed to those Terms and Conditions, to my knowledge, but I assume they think they're enforceable, so I can't open up the shrinkwrap to see if the license agreements are in there, without automatically agreeing to them.]

    So I called the only Dell number I could find on my documentation (1-800-847-4096) and spoke to a customer support representative. I told her what was on the screen, and told her I couldn't find the license agreements I'm required to read and agree to before pressing any key.

    She put me on hold while she looked into where the license agreements might be, and eventually transferred me to technical support. The tech support agent told me her database was down, so she couldn't look up anything at all (I hadn't even told her what the problem was yet), and I'd have to call back in an hour.

    I call back, and speak to a tech support woman. She says: "press Tab." I explain that I can't without saying I've read and agreed to documents I don't have. She says "press page down". Same problem. She says "scroll down". I explain it's not a Windows screen. She says "insert any Dell-shipped CD". I exlpain the problem of opening the CD packaging.

    She insists I have to press a key. I ask her if she really means that I have to agree to the licenses before it's at all possible that i've read them. She says "yes". I explain that that's not acceptable, and ask for her supervisor.

    Her supervisor insists it's a Customer Care issue, and not tech support, and that there's nothing he can do. He can't explain why they sent me to him. He enters my info into the call log databse, and I go to call back Customer Care.

    So back into the hold queue I go.

    I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative. [Pretty much each sentence in the following was interspersed with long, long times on hold.]

    She lo

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    1. Re:Article text, no trolling, honest by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      "He said he couldn't give me his phone number or mailing address, and that he didn't have a boss who could talk to me."

      Shame on you for doing business with this company.

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    2. Re:Article text, no trolling, honest by insomniak1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wow - Having bought a Dell some years ago, I was quite pleased w/ their hardware and support. As such, I've always recommended their laptops though now I guess I'll have to give my recommendations more thought.

      While I do recall the 'You agree to the EULA if you open the package' issue, but I don't remember having such hassles.

      My feeling is that it might make a bit of difference if more people did what RobertB did - Call Dell and ask for a real explanation. Considering you've just made a 'sizable' purchase, that's the least they could do.

      Does anyone know how this situation is handled in a larger organization where there would be hundreds of these 'mystery meat' EULAs that need to be 'agreed' to? It's probably safe to bet that most of the time admins just simply 'agree' to the EULA so they can get on with their work. Capitalizing on that bet it can most likely be said that a close examination of the EULA rarely happens and that they're rarely re-visited to check for changes since they were last reviewed.

      To some it would seems like an extreme comparison, but it's almost like they've got your $xxxx investment for hostage and they're demanding a blank cheque so you can actually use it.

      Now that I've read more and more about EULA 'landmines' I'm definately going to pay more attention to them. Luckily, nowadays, most of the EULAs I read are GNU or BSD in nature. (Yay!)

      In any case, I'll admit - it would pain me to have to return the device, but principle is principle.

    3. Re:Article text, no trolling, honest by JAgostoni · · Score: 1

      In larger organizations they usually have a purchasing agreement and a custom HDD image anyway so all the licensing is handled before the laptop is even shipped. In my company, we don't use any Dell images and, in fact, our Dell machines are shipped with a CD and image that we have provided to Dell to ship with out machines (if that made any sense).

    4. Re:Article text, no trolling, honest by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      My feeling is that it might make a bit of difference if more people did what RobertB did...

      "Did what I did?" I mirrored an article on Slashdot, that's all I did. What difference would that make?

      (I know, honest mistake. In fact, the parent did RTFA -- they just missed the part where it's a copy of the article. Still funny, though.)

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    5. Re:Article text, no trolling, honest by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know how this situation is handled in a larger organization where there would be hundreds of these 'mystery meat' EULAs that need to be 'agreed' to?

      A large company typically has a EULA they consider acceptable which they then ask the software vendor to sign. Usually, there is some negotiation between the vendor and the company but, ultimatelly, the EULA that is signed is much less one sided then the vendors EULA.

      ]{

  29. Duress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you do read them, you have to go through a lengthy process to return what you disagree with (no company expects that more than a handfull of people will ever decline), if you do agree what good does it do you? You either a) didn't read and comprehend the rights you were signing away or b) you did know, you knew it probably wouldn't matter, and when it did matter, you already sold your soul.

    How much worse do things have to get before EULAs reach the legal standard of "agreed to under duress" for unenforcable contracts?

    1. Re:Duress by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Funny
      If EULAs such as this are enforceable, then I should also be able to send them MY terms after-the-fact. Like so:
      Dear Dell,

      By opening this letter, you agree to the following terms regarding the sale of such-and-so computer system.

      [My terms go here.]

      Sincerely,

      Dell Customer

      I can't see how that'd be any less binding - especially if I send it by certified mail.
    2. Re:Duress by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      It's amazing what lawyers must think passes for legally binding. Check out this LKML posting. Somebody sent this guy an email with a 'confidentiality' agreement, and if he had scrolled down past it to read the rest of the message, he would have agreed to it.

  30. Dude, by BillFarber · · Score: 0, Troll

    you're getting slashdotted.

  31. No agreements necessary by four12 · · Score: 1

    1. Boot from floppy
    2. fdisk
    3. Install OS of your choice

    1. Re:No agreements necessary by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      RTFA.

      It's a BIOS EULA.

      Jeez.

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    2. Re:No agreements necessary by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      A. you are clueless....

      This is a BIOS screen, you cannot get past it short of opening the box and ripping out the bios chip.. oops this makes the computer broken.

      B. it still doesnt matter, DELL is saying with this EULA that the mere act of using the computer, even with linux,BSD,or BeOS installed you AGREED to those EULAS.

      Here, by touching your car you agree to hold the dealer and car company harmless if it happens to explode killing everyone inside because of something the car-maker screwed up on...

      is that acceptable to you? because that is pretty much Dell's boot-screen EULA.

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    3. Re:No agreements necessary by Experiment+626 · · Score: 1

      RTFA, this is not a normal Windows EULA, but something in the BIOS. The computer would not so much as boot from a CD to install Linux until he had agreed to a license Dell hadn't even given him an opportunity to read.

    4. Re:No agreements necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are aware that the BIOS kicks in before the floppy or CD are read? I mean, it's actually the BIOS that reads the two.

      Or did you think this was about a Windows EULA? Why do you think that Slashdot would be posting a story about a Windows EULA?

    5. Re:No agreements necessary by geekoid · · Score: 1

      except that its in the bios.

      give me an r
      'R'!
      give me an t
      'T'!
      give me an f
      'F'!
      give me an a
      'A'!

      whats that spell?
      RTFA

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    6. Re:No agreements necessary by timiscool999 · · Score: 0

      So you didn't RTFA...The Dell agreement is in the BIOS, so you're genius solution of booting from a floppy and fdisking the hard drive wouldn't work. He even tried to bypass the the BIOS but then it booted right into Windows (while trying to boot a linux CD) WITHOUT AGREEING TO ANYTHING, which could have implicitly made him agree without even knowing it. So how would this guy ever be able to get his Windows Refund?

      I'm not sure that the core issue here is the license issue of how he couldn't get past it, but rather Dell's official policy (as far as it seems and there's not a whole lot to prove me wrong) is to simply lie and blindly agree to legal documents that its company distributes, but you aren't able to see them until you agree to them. Pretty nasty Catch-22.

    7. Re:No agreements necessary by four12 · · Score: 1

      At the time, the "FA" wasn't available.

      Jeeze.

    8. Re:No agreements necessary by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      If you'd have read through at least 20 comments, the FA was posted in its entirety.

      I found it. You can too.

      JEEZ.

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  32. Dude, you're getting . . . by randyest · · Score: 0, Troll

    . . . slashdotted. :)

    Can we get an AC post of a mirror or the article text please?

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    1. Re:Dude, you're getting . . . by randyest · · Score: 1

      Troll? Redundant maybe, since the same general joke was posted by several people at around the same time. But Troll? C'mon mods, put down the crack pipe.

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  33. Re:What's the big deal? by Wirenut · · Score: 1

    I did read it, which is why I said "what's the big deal"?

    Dell has included that press-through for at least a year - this is not new. This must be the first time he's bought a Dell in a while.

    Most of these Eula's are unenforceable anyway.

    He doesn't agree and is returning the computer, which means for him the issue is OVER.

    If he DID accept the agreement, it is aplicable only for software he will obviously not use anyway, so again - WTBD?

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  34. ob simpsons by justforaday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    where's the any key?

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    1. Re:ob simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forget the exact quote, but:

      By reading this license agreement allowed you forfeit your right to sue.
      -Homer

  35. Invalid license! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Uhm, licenses you are forced to agree to before reading them are null and void! Under contract laws, these arrangements are illegal. A contract entered into under misleading or coerced circumstances is broken. Even severability clauses may not apply ( IE, if some part of this contract is found to break a law, then only that part of the contract is broken, and the rest of the terms are still binding ). Since you can't even read that clause if it existed, it doesn't exist.

    Essentially, the defaults of copyright, customer service, and warranty laws would then apply.

    Bad move for Dell, as whatever rights they want you to throw away, you can't! Since the 'License' is non-binding, well. MUHAHAHA!

    1. Re:Invalid license! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Dumbass,

      The 'click through' license allows you to read it before agreeing to it. Under contract laws, these arrangements are legal.

      Thank you,
      The Teacher.

    2. Re:Invalid license! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Dumbass,

      The 'click through' license requires you to read other documents not provided before agreeing, in order to agree to it. Under contract laws, these arrangements are just fucking stupid.

    3. Re:Invalid license! by looie · · Score: 1
      Uhm, licenses you are forced to agree to before reading them are null and void! Under contract laws, these arrangements are illegal.

      Good! glad to see someone is pointing out the obvious. you cannot be legally bound by any document you were prevented from reading before signing.

      there's no discussion. that ought to be a "doh!" all 'round. where's perry mason when you need him?

      mp

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    4. Re:Invalid license! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >Under contract laws, these arrangements are
      >illegal.

      "Illegal" as in, they don't matter.

      Too bad they aren't "Illegal" in the sense that the person who wrote the contract goes to prison, their assets are frozen, and any lawyer who told them this was a good idea is disbarred.

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    5. Re:Invalid license! by Scudsucker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Dumberass,

      No they are not legal because they try to force conditions on you after the sale has been made. The only thing EULA's are good for is toilet paper.

  36. When will the madness end... by npalmer · · Score: 1

    I mean come on! It is a piece of hardware, a tool to do a job. What's next? Will I have to sign a EULA to get a router from the hardware store? I mean, I could use it to carve a sign that says how much the router manufacturer sucks, so I could see them putting a clause forbiding that in there EULA. The whole thing is just stupid.

    I recommend not buying from DELL. It's as simple as that. I don't buy software that comes with a EULA, and I am certainly not about to start buying hardware that does.

    1. Re:When will the madness end... by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It's not an EULA on hardware! It's a click-thru screen that says press any key to indicate that you have read and agreed to all the software license agreements packed in your laptop box (oops! did we not pack the EULAs?). The BIOS won't boot any disk before you agree to that screen.

    2. Re:When will the madness end... by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      And for a moment, before I realized what you meant, I had this mental image of a guy trying to carve wood with the corner of a Cisco router....

      I gotta get out in the real world more.

  37. Dell should only sell in India!! by MadHungarian · · Score: 1, Funny

    Isn't that where they are moving all the jobs?

    1. Re:Dell should only sell in India!! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Tech support, yes.

      However, development and testing is slowly moving to China.

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  38. see sand, now insert head by vitalitychernobyl · · Score: 1
    "He said he installs things all the time without reading the license agreements. He says I should just do that."

    Just go with the flow, everyone is doing it. Oh and btw, Solient Green is people, but if no one tells, then it isn't really so...

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  39. By Coincidence... by Orne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dad's Dell PC arrived on August 11th... by late afternoon I assembled it and had him hooked up to a new ISP. And one day later (if you recall) the PC was hit by the Blaster worm.

    My dad was not happy... The thing was fresh out of the box, and here I was explaining to him that the patches had been available at microsoft.com since mid-July, and Dell was shipping unpatched software.

    1. Re:By Coincidence... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Having worked at Dell, I can tell you why.

      They use an in-house software installation applet called RIATA (don't ask what it stands for, I never knew).

      Here's how it works:

      The systems are built using the same hardware. Each system is tracked by internal code name (laptops usually follow a cigar theme, desktops another, etc). Once a working profile is created for a particular line of hardware, its stored on the imaging server. Network-enabled DOS-based bootdisks are inserted into the systems and predefined scripts are run that will automatically install the OS and all bundles. If all is successful, the DOS window's background changes to green. Remove the disk, shutdown and move to the next one. If it fails, there's a warning buzz and the screen changes to red. Look at the logs and find out why, restart.

      Now, this all sounds relatively easy, but searching for the latest available packages and drivers based on X, Y, Z hardware types and versions is a regular PITA. Fortunately, RIATA replaced FIDA (similar program, developed by the same group) which was a lot shittier.

      I worked in a lab. We were CONSTANTLY having to build new RIATA packages for the laptop line.

      They probably *do* have the production images updated on a semi-regular basis. Anyone who installs a system or gets a new PC needs to check for the avilability of updates regardless.

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    2. Re:By Coincidence... by TeddyR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      someone would say that since you hooked up the PC, and did NOT do a windowsupdate to get the latest patches installed, then you might also be partly to blame.. the patch WAS avail. [also you seem to foget that the cycle between imaging the drive and actually shipping can take at LEAST a couple of months]..

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    3. Re:By Coincidence... by micq · · Score: 1

      they don't change their image every time a new update comes out... you, being the techie of the family, should have done that, though.

      just my observation.

    4. Re:By Coincidence... by mikeboone · · Score: 1

      I bought a Dell laptop for my mom back in May and the first time I connected there were several megs of XP updates required. Not fun when you're stuck with dial-up.

    5. Re:By Coincidence... by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      I still swear to this day that Dell shipped bad/faulty Inspiron 8000 laptops when they first came out, and have never pubically acknowledged it. I have a $3500 paperweight sitting at home.

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    6. Re:By Coincidence... by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Not to denigrate your efforts to set up your dad with a new machine, but my personal set of Best Practices includes checking for updates even for brand new machines/software.

      This policy is wise even if you're simply installing a game. Bug fixes often come out within a month of first ship.

      I recently acquired a new (to me) machine very cheap, which had Windows ME Harder installed. Once I verified it was working, I made a beeline to Windows Update and patched the sucker: Latest IE patches, latest Outlook hack^H^H^H^Hpatches, DirectX 9.0b... The whole shebang. I'll be installing Mozilla on it later tonight, and hiding the IE icon.

      There's a reason the snide catch-phrase goes, "Outlook Virus of the Week." Checking for updates, even for new stuff, is never a bad idea.

      Schwab

    7. Re:By Coincidence... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      What's the issue with it? What's it doing/not doing?

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    8. Re:By Coincidence... by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was a fast response.

      I bought my Inspiron 8000 as soon as they became available, due to the GeForce2Go GPU. When I first got my laptop there were no problems; Windows ME came pre-installed and it was working fine. However, I discovered a few months into it that whenever I would connect AC power to the laptop (while running off batteries) the system would begin to "skip". That is, it will run smoothly for about 5 seconds, and then pause (mouse/keyboard input/display/everything)

      I contacted Dell tech support and they told me to run the diagnostic tools that came with the laptop. So I did, and couldn't finish the diagnostic, but everything else checked out OK (there's a part where it tells you to push every key on the keyboard, and it would not acknowledge my volume/play/pause/etc. buttons, even though they worked fine in Windows) The Dell tech said that it sounds like I need to upgrade my BIOS. So I did just that (I believe A13 was the latest at the time.) Problem seemed to go away.

      A few months later, the same exact issue is occurring, this time after upgrading the laptop to Windows XP (fresh install) and to a newer BIOS (I think A15 or something, because the website said it was required/certified for Win2k/XP) I contact tech support again and they inform me that my warranty is up (I only got the one year warranty) but are willing to work with me to try and figure out the problem. This tech assumes it's a problem with the keyboard controller (because I can't input while it's "pausing") I tell them that I don't think that's the problem, and they reply saying I most likely have a damaged motherboard and would have to have it replaced. I explained that there's no way the motherboard could have been damaged by myself, since the laptop has pretty much been in the same physical location ever since I got it (my desk in my home office) and that any damage occured would have been Dell's or UPS's fault. Tech support didn't really have an answer/reply for that, just said it would cost me probably $1k to get it all fixed. I downgraded my BIOS back to A13, and funnily enough the system started to work semi-properly again.

      And now I still have the laptop at home. I updated to the latest BIOS (A22) when it came out a month or two ago, and can only use the laptop without any batteries loaded (just AC power) -- The moment I put in batteries while AC is connected, the unit freezes hard and must be restarted. Laptop can no longer run off of just batteries, as it "randomly" will freeze and drop input (just like it was doing when I originally got it.) Strangely enough, if I apply light physical pressure to the right underside of the laptop, that will sometimes "unfreeze" it. So I'm forced to use just AC power for now. I would roll back to BIOS A13, except for the fact that booting the laptop with AC/Floppy/Battery connected causes it to just show a flashing cursor on the screen and nothing else. No BIOS startup, nothing. (And the AC/battery combo is required to update the BIOS.) So I'm kinda screwed.

      I've actually torn apart the laptop myself twice (I'm no newbie to dealing with hardware issues) to find any sort of damage or any sort of unset chip/connector to no avail. I even swapped out the memory with crucial sticks in case that was causing the problems (and since the memory is near the bottom right side of the laptop, I though perhaps it wasn't seating properly?) I also experimented with removing the MiniPCI card, thinking it could be that (again, on the right side of the laptop.) I'm at a loss to explain what is causing the problem, and just wish I could get it fixed.

      I'm just overall not happy with how the situation was dealt with, I think the instant I had those problems Dell should have offered a replacement. I have friends who have ordered "newer" model Inspirons (like 8100 and 8500) and haven't had a single problem. I'm under the suspicion that Dell made a few booboos on the older models and didn't want to own up to it, or that tech support personnel were not properly educated or told about such problems. Searching the Delltalk forums, I've come across twenty or more cases just like mine with other Inspiron 8000 units. Maybe it's just some wacky conspiracy theory, but it's starting to not look like it more and more.

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    9. Re:By Coincidence... by pmz · · Score: 1

      August 11th... mid-July

      Okay, I'd like to see you design and test a computer system with a bundle of operating system software and applications, and then be able to re-verify the system with each patch for every patch each and every month.

      Computers are complex. Software is complex. Microsoft does mediocre quality control and testing given this complexity, so their word is worthless. What is Dell supposed to do? Do people expect General Motors to sell new pistons made from an experimental material without trying it out first? Do people really think computers are magical, built by magical fairies, and running on magical pixie dust? That one wave of a wand and everything is just dandy?

      This is why software sucks. People are not willing to admit that a modest computer program or microprocessor is more complex, fundamentally, than most of the engineering wonders of the world. Yet they stand there confused when Einstein can't merge gravity and electromagnitism at a moment's notice. God dammit, is this what the world is coming to?

    10. Re:By Coincidence... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      They use an in-house software installation applet called RIATA (don't ask what it stands for, I never knew)

      Rammed In Ass This Afternoon.

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    11. Re:By Coincidence... by danila · · Score: 1

      Well, if there was someone at Dell, whose full-time job was thinking about customers, they could have told every client who buys a Windows machine that MIcrosoft fucked up and people need to use Windows Update to install critical patches. Had the person admitted that he is a clueless user, Dell should have done it for them.

      It's not the responsibility of the client to check for fixes and updates right after buying the product. The assumption is that when you are buying the product, it should be working properly at least for some time.

      Carmakers recall cars when there are serious problems. Many of hardware and software errors can be fixed with a patch, but that doesn't take away Dell's and MS's responsibility for fixing.

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    12. Re:By Coincidence... by Snags · · Score: 1
      I discovered a few months into it that whenever I would connect AC power to the laptop (while running off batteries) the system would begin to "skip".

      The moment I put in batteries while AC is connected, the unit freezes hard and must be restarted.

      Strange. I'm having the exact same problem with an IBM T20 laptop. Whenever I try to run off the AC while it's charging the battery, it freezes up. If I boot off battery then plug in the AC, it's okay. If I pull the AC, it freezes.

      Sometimes during these lock-ups, I can hit the volume or "ThinkPad" button, and it will run a few cycles, then freeze again. Sometimes it will unlock. And all of this may be related to a BIOS upgrade in a failed attempt to get WinXP running.

      If you find a solution to your problem, make a post here or let me know or something. I may be experiencing the exact same thing.

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    13. Re:By Coincidence... by jmpvm · · Score: 1

      Major PC manufacturers do not typically just throw new patches into systems for wide distribution without large amounts of testing to ensure that patch doesn't screw anything up. It's their responsibility to ensure that the system they deliver to you is stable and well tested. That is why patches lag behind.

      You should always check and make sure your system is up to date with the patches you deem necessary. That is your responsibility as a computer owner.

    14. Re:By Coincidence... by Snags · · Score: 1

      Of course, the download gives Blaster plenty of time to worm its way in before the actual patch is applied. Luckily for me I was behind a firewall when I had to patch an open Win2k system this past week.

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    15. Re:By Coincidence... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      When you buy a Windows XP system from Dell and start Windows update, it is gong to download about 30MB worth of patches... not nice when you have a modem line.

      But this seems to be M$ policy. They don't update their distribution versions, they just bring out patches and service packs. And even that they no longer seem to do at a high priority.

    16. Re:By Coincidence... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Installation from images sucks.
      But I can understand why a manufacturing plant needs to do it.

      What I don't understand is why a manufacturing plant cannot download Microsoft fixes, and update their images with those.
      I presume Microsoft has ready-made tools to do that, and if not the manufacturer should devise a mechanism. E.g. make a directory where hotfixes are stored, and in the scripts run on the first boot automatically run all the hotfixes found in that directory.

      That should make it very easy to add a fix once it appears, and have it on all machines delivered to customers a few days later.

      No excuse to deliver bare SP1-level systems with no hotfix whatsoever.

    17. Re:By Coincidence... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      You're not taking into account that some systems sit in boxes in the warehouse or in transit when some updates are released.

      I would find it hard to believe that the OP's father's box was devoid of any fix.

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    18. Re:By Coincidence... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      > You're not taking into account that some systems sit in boxes in the warehouse or in transit when some updates are released.

      I think this is not the way Dell manufactures.

      >I would find it hard to believe that the OP's father's box was devoid of any fix.

      Me too, but seeing is believing.
      We normally overwrite the pre-install immediately, but recently we bought a Dell for some employee to use privately and when starting Windows update it wanted to install ALL the post-SP1 fixes.

    19. Re:By Coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That really does sound stupid and inconvenient. I don't know how those dozers can stand it.

      When my Gentoo update finishes, I am going to post a long flame about how much Windows sucks.

  40. Canibalizing software by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Dude, This site may help you understand the nature of software ownership enforcement

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  41. Christ people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think you are so damn important that they will come after little old you? Just agree or if your are some worried about signing your rights away then don't and use something else. When the hell do software companies bite you? When you don't pay for their software, that's when. Not violating the EULA. Every response about getting bit is because of software audits where you didn't have enough licenses. I have never seen someone busted for violating some minutia in the EULA.

    1. Re:Christ people by Wirenut · · Score: 1

      That's a great point - if you buy the software, MS is not going to come to you house and jail you because you run VNC, don't use DRM in WMP9, or back fill the name fields with "...".

      Everbody wants to make a silly stand these days.

      If principle is so important, don't buy mainstream computers, who's success has been at least partially tied to MS'. Buy a "Jim's notebook instead, then have fun getting "Jim" to fix it.

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    2. Re:Christ people by Cyclometh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all those bastards that think their rights important and should be respected are really a bunch of fucktards, aren't they? I mean, it's not as if these unimportant people really matter. It's only people that matter or large companies that deserve respect.

      Everyone else should just STFU and eat their EULAs like good little sheep. They're not important, so why do they think they can act like their rights should be respected?

    3. Re:Christ people by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      If principle is so important, don't buy mainstream computers,
      Right.
      In the last teo years, I have only bought PC's that come with no software insalled and that come with a Cd of drivers.
      I install whatever I want as an OS and applications that I care to use. I would never trust an "out-of-the-box" install, never.

    4. Re:Christ people by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      P.S. It's only a computer, damn it!

  42. Licensing is overated by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    IF there is one thing I learned in the hi-tech world today... licensing don't mean much.

    Ask SCO
    Ask Napster
    Ask M$

    Today's licensing schemes everywhere are so complex... my grandma can break the laws.

    1. Re:Licensing is overated by spitzak · · Score: 1
      Today's licensing schemes everywhere are so complex... my grandma can break the laws.

      Yep, due to the extreme innovation of the last 10 years, Grandma can now do what was once only possible for computer gurus. Amazing progress!

      Everybody asks, "can my Grandma use it" and it appears it is an unqualified yes!

  43. It's good that nobody reads them. by raehl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When it comes time that someone actually tries to enforce one in court, the fact that no one ever reads them will make a good case for them being invalid - it shows that sticking a bunch of text between a user and using a product they just bought is not an effective means of establishing a binding, legal agreement.

    1. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by militantbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well the courts MAY take that argument... although legally, they shouldn't.

      Rights are rights, and rights and limitations granted by accepting agreements should stick. If the user can't be bothered to read the agreement before accepting it, the company shouldn't be bothered trying to enforce what contract law states that the cops and courts should enforce automatically.

      If ignorance of law is no defense of violation of law.. how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?

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    2. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Master+Bait · · Score: 1
      If ignorance of law is no defense of violation of law.. how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?

      When a contract is drawn up with ignorance of contract law.

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    3. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by robocord · · Score: 4, Informative

      There have been several instances where the courts have refused to enforce a contract because the user was unable to read or to understand the entirety of it. IANAL, and I do remember that there were very specific circumstances, but it has happened. Cases like that are one of the reasons that your Mortgage agent has to go through the whole bloody mortage agreement with you, clause by clause, before they'll even let you sign it.

    4. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by dschuetz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well the courts MAY take that argument... although legally, they shouldn't.

      Rights are rights, and rights and limitations granted by accepting agreements should stick.


      Yes, but have you really agreed to the EULA when you click "I Agree"? Legally, that's untested.

      I think we'd all agree that you can't put a EULA on the screen with the words "If you blink in the next 30 seconds, you affirm acceptance of the follwing terms and conditions." Right? So why is "by clicking, you agree" considered legally binding?

      I have yet to see a single, documented, upheld court decision asserting that these click-throughs are really legally binding. Admitedly, the UCITA laws change it a little, but then it changes from someone challenging EULAs to someone challenging EULAs as allowed by UCITA.

      If ignorance of law is no defense of violation of law.. how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?

      True, but the ambiguous point of click-through licenses is that you've not really signed any contract, especially in cases like this, where they ask you to accept something you haven't seen (and which they've failed to provide you). If you close your eyes and just hit keys randomly until the EULA screen goes away, can you legally be held responsible for whatever may have been "agreed to" without your knowledge or consent?

    5. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by markomarko · · Score: 1

      Ahh, of course, because this tactic worked so well for the Napster users and other file-sharers being sued now... "The fact that no one ever reads them will make a good case for them being invalid..." If this were the case, all that would be required for the overturning of a law is mass law-breaking. Not an especially well thought out legal perspective IMHO, and would hardly the kind of society I would like to live in. Oh, but then, I'm in Canada.

    6. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by militantbob · · Score: 1

      That's interesting - but can you provide me an example in relation to software licenses and EULA's?

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    7. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      IANAL, but i am a law student. if you purchase something, and clauses are presented to you after the purchase then they are unenforceable, full stop.

    8. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the user can't be bothered to read the agreement before accepting it,

      But the fact is, they're not "accepting an agreement". They are either "installing software" or "applying a patch".

      Either of those activities is something they are legally allowed to do, since they've already paid for the software.

      Popping up a piece of legalese and claiming that a person agrees to it by performing some other action- which you have no right to forbid him from doing- is invalid. Watch this: "By closing this browser window, you agree to mail Minna Kirai $700". Is that binding? (I wish).

      The ProCD decision widely cited as precedent for the validity of shrinkwrap licensing is simply wrong. If it ever gets kicked up to the Supreme Court, they'll immediately see why. It claims that by opening a box, the user has indicated acceptance of a license. But it is impossible to "indicate" anything if the other party has no idea whether or not you've performed the action! "Indication" can only happen if communication occurs.

      The parties to a shrinkwrap or click-thru "license" are not in communication, thus they have no way to enter a contract.

    9. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Homology · · Score: 1

      When it comes time that someone actually tries to enforce one in court, the fact that no one ever reads them will make a good case for them being invalid


      And those MS EULAs are quite often presented in a scrollable window where no more than
      10 lines by 40 characters are visible at any time. This makes reading the EULA a real chore, and would hopefully be counted against MS in a trial.

    10. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all? ... when those clauses to the contract have been added AFTER you have completed the contract...

    11. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is also little direct proof that you clicked the approval. What if your kid got to the laptop first and went through it? If the kid is under 18, it's a gray area at best on the applicability of a contract to him. Are you responsible then for a contract you never saw that was "signed" by someone not able to sign a contract alone in the first place?

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    12. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, it is a defense, for the same reason that, if I came on to your land, passed all the no trespassing signs, broke into your house, and then hurt myself, I could still sue you for having an unsafe environment. My having read the signs, and even committing an illegal act, does not remove your liability in this case.

      The same thing applies when you sign a legal waiver. Those can be overruled if the court believes that the injury you experienced was beyond the scope of the waiver.

      EULA's are very shady, for the most part, and I would say if one was ever seriously challenged in court, it would very likely be declared non-binding.

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    13. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by arkanes · · Score: 5, Informative

      a) There's no opportunity for argeement with an EULA, which is a commonly accepted characteristic of a contract
      b) There is no consideration involved in an EULA, and consideration is a defining attribute of a contract.
      c) Software purchases are presented as sales and have all the characteristics of a sale, thus they cannot be contractual obligations.

    14. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, this is exactly how laws tend to get overturned. Civil rights is the most obvious example. Corporate and tax law is another. In fact, it's the most reliable and common way of getting a law you don't agree with overturned - break it, get arrested, and challenge it in court.

    15. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by cybermage · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well the courts MAY take that argument... although legally, they shouldn't.

      I agree that ignorance is no excuse, but here's some issues where challenges could be raised:

      By the time you get to read a click-thru agreement, you've already made the purchase in a typically non-refundable fashion. They've accepted your money with the only license being their protection under copyright and whatever is printed on the outside of the box. Don't like what's inside, "sorry no refund, you've opened it."

      When you're presented with an EULA for a software patch, their basically saying, "we'll fix your broken copy of our software if you agree to the following ..." This is wrong for a few reasons: 1) There's nothing stopping them from breaking it on purpose (e.g., delibertately cutting corners in QC) so as to backdoor clauses into the contract. 2) If the patch in question involves security issues, they may be liable for damages for withholding the patch. 3) In a sense, amending the contract when patching a program, is like extorti0n. "We wouldn't want anything to happen to that nice computer of yours, would we?" 4) For a contract to be binding, each party gives something to the other. (I give you money, you give me software. You give me patch, I give you what?)

    16. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by pmz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cases like that are one of the reasons that your Mortgage agent has to go through the whole bloody mortage agreement with you, clause by clause, before they'll even let you sign it.

      It's interesting how companies will spend lots of money and resources properly aquiring real estate but totally blow past the legalese for software. If this isn't an inicator about the immaturity of the software industry, I don't know what would be.

    17. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by coats · · Score: 4, Insightful
      IANAL, but the trouble is this: They claim it's not a sale.

      What would be very helpful is if you could establish the "looks like a duck, quacks like a duck" precedent that as a matter of public policy it is indistinguishable from a sale, so that your comment would apply.

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    18. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Courageous · · Score: 1

      "...how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?"

      A long standing tradition of common law is that for a contract to be legally binding, there must be a "meeting of the minds" between the parties, wherein the parties in question come to an understanding over what is being agreed.

      C//

    19. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Hierarch · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Another important point with contracts: the courts have been known to discard clauses that the signatory could not reaonably have expected to be present. The original precedent - I don't have the actual citation handy, I'm sure someone can google it up - was a case where a man signed a friend into the hospital. He thought he was signing consent forms; there turned out to be a clause wherein he agreed to take financial responsibility for the medical bills if the patient was unable to pay. Well, when the bill came due he refused to pay and went to court, where the court agreed that a reasonable person would not expect to find such a clause in the contract.

      Given the nature of some of these clauses, particularly on the security patches, I don't think the courts would hold them valid, completely aside from the other obvious points that have been brought up. (Lack of negotiation, consideration, etc.)

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    20. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      > "By closing this browser window, you agree to mail Minna Kirai $700".Is that binding? (I wish).

      If it was, everyone would hate you :)

      MODERATORS: Learn what "Minna Kirai" means before you mod me down.

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    21. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Graff · · Score: 5, Informative
      If the kid is under 18, it's a gray area at best on the applicability of a contract to him. Are you responsible then for a contract you never saw that was "signed" by someone not able to sign a contract alone in the first place?

      Actually it's not a grey area at all. Any contract signed by an unemancipated youth is null and void if the youth decides that they don't want to be bound by it. In the case of child actors and such it is the primary caregiver or some other responsible agent that signs the contract and pledges that the child will work, not the youth.

      Each state in the United States has their own versions of contract law, here's an example from California:
      Capacity of the Parties

      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter. However, a minor may have the option of enforcing a contract.


      So yes, this would most likely get around any user agreement or contract that you have to "click-through". Just have your 5 year old kid press the key and click on the buttons and then you are home free to do whatever you want with the software. Of course if it came down to a court case you would have to convince a court that you truly never saw or agreed to the clauses.
    22. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Politburo · · Score: 1

      IANAL.

      However, I think they get around this by putting on the box something like "You agree to the terms inside" or some crap like that. While this makes it so that you can't read the EULA until you've bought it, I believe they will provide the EULA without purchase to get around that. And, as the other poster says, buying software is technically not a sale under the current system.

    23. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      the fact that no one ever reads them will make a good case for them being invalid - it shows that sticking a bunch of text between a user and using a product they just bought is not an effective means of establishing a binding, legal agreement.

      Its not that people don't read it because people do. The terms are known to most if not by reading the license itself then by reading articles like this. People, myself included, just don't always agree with some of the absurd claims. The problem is there isn't much choice in alternatives so they use it anyway.

      Just playing devils advocate here but by the same token, if M$ (or maybe even SCO) decided to hijack some GPL'ed code and claim the license invalid because they don't agree to it, there would be a major uproar in the OS community.

      Hmmm... I don't agree to their terms so I'm going to use the software anyway just for spite! Maybe I'll let some of my intelectual property find its way into Linux and charge $ for it because I don't agree with the GPL.

      Declaring it invalid because you don't agree but still want to use the software is not the answer. How about instead, finding an open alternative.

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    24. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      OK, if that were binding, there would be a power failure or a system crash (I would cause it, of course). I would never have closed the window. I would have wiped it from memory, but I would never had hit Alt-F4, Ctrl-F4, Ctrl-Q, or clicked X, Close (in the context menus), or Close or Exit (both in the file menu)

    25. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Casca · · Score: 1

      Hell, maybe someone at Dell fired it up before it went out the door, and someone else clicked the agree button.

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    26. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

      You don't own the software you just bought. You only own a license to use the software owned by the software publisher. And that license comes with certain terms, detailed in the EULA.

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    27. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Casca · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. Everyone should just hire some blind people to set up their systems for them. Let them take everything out of shrink wrap and open all packages, then teach them the series of keystrokes and whatnot to get a system past all the EUALs. Clearly no "communication" occurred, unless the packaging is in Braille.

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    28. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Alan · · Score: 1

      +5 insightful.

      Mods take note.

    29. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      a) There's no opportunity for argeement with an EULA, which is a commonly accepted characteristic of a contract

      Nope. "I Agree" is agreement. Maybe you're thinking of Counter-Offer?\

      b) There is no consideration involved in an EULA, and consideration is a defining attribute of a contract.

      Plenty of consideration. It's part of the sale. If not for the EULA, theoretically, software would be more expensive.

      c) Software purchases are presented as sales and have all the characteristics of a sale, thus they cannot be contractual obligations.

      Here, I agree completely.

      IANAL(RU?), but I am an opinionated /. reader...

    30. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a very strict definition of "close" (or I have a very loose one)... :)

      Aren't you closing the window by wiping it from memory? The condition refers to the end result... not the means by which it was achieved.

    31. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      Great man, now I have to leave this browser window open till I can rake up the cash.

    32. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by tsatter · · Score: 1

      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter. However, a minor may have the option of enforcing a contract.

      Even better. Be sure to drink a significant amount of alcohol before unpacking the computer equipment, so that you can honestly say that you were intoxicated.

    33. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      So you're telling me there are people who close their Slashdot window?

    34. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "I Agree" certainly is NOT agreement, in the legal sense. There's substantial requirements for digital signatures and this meets none of them.

      The EULA is clearly NOT a part of the sale - this is part of number 3. The EULA is only presented AFTER money has changed hands. For the EULA to be part of the sale, the EULA would have to be presented and signed at the time of purchase. Software companies don't want the hassle and lost sales that actually presenting them as contract agreements would entail, so they treat them like sales but claim they're contracts. Fuck that.

    35. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Lathi- · · Score: 1
      I think we'd all agree that you can't put a EULA on the
      screen with the words "If you blink in the next 30 seconds, you affirm
      acceptance of the follwing terms and conditions." Right? So why is "by
      clicking, you agree" considered legally binding?


      Are you saying that clicking the "I Agree" button is an involuntary action?
    36. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by r00zky · · Score: 1

      Just have your 5 year old kid press the key and click on the buttons and then you are home free to do whatever you want with the software.

      No need to go through the pain of having a 5yo child, read that text again:

      ...and intoxicated persons...

      Just keep half bottle of vodka handy when you're agreeing EULAs/signing contracts.

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    37. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are confusing criminal law, which is imposed upon you from outside whether you like it or not for the "good of society" with civil law contract law which merely regulates agreements between people.

      Please note the word "agreement." It is key. That is why the button says, "I agree."

      Just what constitutes a legally binding agreement is legally defined. If the law states that you were for some reason or other ( like ignorance. You can't be held to terms that weren't expressed in the contract, for instance) incapable of making a valid agreement ( like you were wacked out on crack at the time. You can try to get a client drunk and then get him to sign, but it won't hold up in court if he chooses to challange it).

      Contracts, under law, require legally valid consent.

      Damned good thing too as otherwise you'd just be getting bills in the mail for goods and services you didn't request and be liable for them.

      Nevermind the fact that sometimes ignorance of the law is even a valid defence in criminal cases, as many crimes require an intent to knowingly commit the crime.

      So, ironically, the blanket statement "Ignorance of the law is no defense" is ignorance of the law.

      Go figure.

      KFG

    38. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      legally, they shouldn't.

      Legally, they shouldn't have to.

      "Agreements" such as these are legally unenforcable - they are an attempt to amend a contract (the sale) after the contract has been agreed to by both parties..

      This is flat-out unenforcable. It doesn't matter if the thing says "you have to agree to the following..." I bought it, it's mine, I'll do whatever I damnwell please with it.

    39. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a counter example, in large corporate software sales you are in fact presented with a contract before delivery, and it is considered and negotiated etc etc. Almost the precise opposite in that regard of consumer software sale.

    40. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      That's a good point I guess. I never close it, just wait for Mozilla to crash. It usually takes less than 200 days. Of course, a certain power-failure interrupted my last browsing session...

    41. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      ignorance of law is no defense of violation of law.. how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?

      By definition of contract law. A contract is an agreement BETWEEN two (or more) parties, not something imposed on one party by another. If the terms and conditions of the agreement were known beforehand, and you had the chance to read and understand them and then you agreed to them, then the EULA would definitely be enforceable. It is the fact that most EULAs are not available until AFTER you supposedly agreed to them that makes them legally shakey as far as enforcement.

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    42. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having your 5-year-old kid do it could be construed as an active attempt to avoid the responsibilities of the contract. However, there are a lot of people who would just say to their teenager, "Bobby, I'm busy here. Can you go set up the laptop for me?" Whether it's being done to avoid the license or out of ignorance of how to truly set it up, you never saw the license, and so you never knew about it.

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    43. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b) There is no consideration involved in an EULA, and consideration is a defining attribute of a contract.

      Plenty of consideration. It's part of the sale. If not for the EULA, theoretically, software would be more expensive.


      Actually, i think the requirement is for future consideration. The EULA gives me something (right to install/use), but it gives nothing to $company. I've already paid, so that's not future consideration. No future consideration, no contract.

    44. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't own the software you just bought.

      Bullshit. If I bought it, I own it.

      You only own a license to use the software owned by the software publisher.

      Bullshit. The receipt says that I bought the software. Nothing except the EULA says that it's not a sale. Legally, it's a sale. The contents of the EULA mean exactly squat.

      If the store I bought it from has a contract with the software vendor that says that they're not allowed to sell the software, then that's none of my concern. If they didn't make me aware that it's not a sale, then it's not my problem.

    45. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by c4Ff3In3+4ddiC+ · · Score: 1

      What if you didn't click at all and just hit enter?

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    46. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Everyone should just hire some blind people to set up their systems for them.

      Or you could hire a child of under 18.

      But staffing is expensive. It's more economical to ingest 5-8 beers prior to installation. Nobody can be held to contracts entered while in "diminished capacity", such as having a blood alcohol content of 0.15%.

    47. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By closing this browser window, you agree to mail Minna Kirai $700

      Shit. Uh, can I get your address?

    48. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by jbs0902 · · Score: 4, Informative
      "full stop"
      Oh we all wish. But it ain't so Joe.
      We have a full line of bad cases out there that make them enforceable.

      Fire up WestLaw/Lexis and read ProCD.
      ProCD, Inc. v. Zeidenberg, 86 F.3D 1447 (7th Cir., June 20, 1996)
      Also, http://www.utsystem.edu/ogc/intellectualproperty/p rocd.htm

    49. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Casca · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats true, but hiring blind people is much more socially friendly. Plus, as an employer, there are federal and state tax benefits you could take advantage of by hiring members of a protected class.

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    50. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by XO · · Score: 1

      I would also like to bring up the sodomy laws that were rather recently put down as unconstitutional. So, it took a couple of gay men actually getting ARRESTED for having gay sex in their gay home, for the laws to get fixed!

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    51. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      "By closing this browser window, you agree to mail Minna Kirai $700". Is that binding?
      Not for me! I am using Lynx on a FreeBSD console. I don't have any browser windows open, or any windows for that matter!
    52. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by robklaus · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? They go through it because of the amount of money involved with the transaction, typically 6 figures worth. Why should anyone go through such hoops for a piddly software purchase??

    53. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Igmuth · · Score: 1

      If I buy software from the store, I may not own the sequence of one's and zero's, but I sure as heck own the physical CD that came in the box. Just as when I by a book from a store, I may not own the words themselves, but I definitely own the physical medium they are on.

      Infact, that (books) is a very good thing to compare software to interms of copyright and whatnot. I mean what would happen if some author decided to post a EULA on a book saying that you couldn't write a review about it? He'd get laughed at, and the reviews would still be writen(though maybe less favorably).

    54. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 1

      The GPL is not an appropriate example to choose for this - it only applies to those distributing the code and acceptance is assuming on distribution only, not use.

      Given that most software licenses are drawn up in advance by a company with a (presumably) well-funded legal department, Joe Consumer is placed in a very weak position in terms of fully understanding the implications of every clause. A reasonable court should take this into account, especially with pre-supplied software where the consumer is given no choice (Dell without Windows anyone?) will most likely be ignorant of the (open source) alternatives.

    55. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      Eh, there are cases that go both ways on the issue of EULAs and enforceability. As far as the "it's not a sale" premise, it's all based around a really twisted interpretation of copyright law - namely that by default under copyright law, you don't have the right to "make copies" of a copyrighted work, even if you purchase something that contains that copyrighted work. In order to install and use the software, you need to "copy" it to your hard drive, or at least "copy" it into memory.


      Clearly, this is a pretty silly argument. Making a "copy" of a work vs. some bits moving around in the course of standard usage of a functional work are not comparable - but like I said, it goes both ways in the courts.

    56. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since it's effectively an obscure SOVIET RUSSIA joke, you should be modded down.

    57. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      However, a sale as well as a license is a contract governed by the same contract laws. So the fact that you have to know all the rights and obligations deriving from the contract before the contractual agreement is concluded ,is valid. Otherwise a fundamental prerequisite is violated and the contract is void.

      In fact, for a contract to be valid , one key point is that the parties must have both read and undertood the agreement. Otherwise the contract is invalid.

      Oh, and i know this because of a bussiness law course i took (Yep , i am not a CS student but one of the evil managerial types)

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    58. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by bobthemuse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This would be the perfect job for students during the summer. For $5 a pop, they can accept all license agreements during installs of software, etc. License is unenforceable.

      I'd love to see something like this go to court...just to show the sad state things are in.

    59. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in Texas, we would just shoot you when we found you in our house, and that would be the end of that.

    60. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by pjrc · · Score: 1
      I have yet to see a single, documented, upheld court decision asserting that these click-throughs are really legally binding.

      There was a case that even went through appeals, and it was covered here on slashdot at least once, maybe twice. It was regarding the lack of warranty on some rather expensive project management software with a very bad bug, where is basically added up the costs of a major job incorrectly. The contractor won as the low bidder, because the costs were off by a couple million dollars! Evidence showed that the software vendor knew of the problem for some time, but hadn't fixed it. The vendor argued that the software had no warranty due to the language of the ELUA, and the court agreed and the contractor lost court costs on top of the loss on the job.

    61. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only economical if you don't get billed for stomach pumping, hospital stays, and future liver transplants.

      Seriously, blood alcohol of 0.15% is extremely messed up and quite dangerous, especially for someone who doesn't do it regularly. A lot of people would require medical attention, and most wouldn't even be conscious to do the clicking (or they'd be too insensible and require help - which defeats the purpose from a legal standpoint). I'd stick to "hey kid, want a nickel?".

    62. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Just playing devils advocate here but by the same token, if M$ (or maybe even SCO) decided to hijack some GPL'ed code and claim the license invalid because they don't agree to it, there would be a major uproar in the OS community.

      But the GPL is granting rights, not restricting them. If Microsoft or SCO "hijacks" some GPL'd code and claims the license was invalid, they were still bound by copyright law to not copy the code or the binaries, outside of the consent given by the author of the code. That means they couldn't (re)distribute it (only the copyright holder could), they couldn't modify it (except where fair use applies) and they certainly could not incorporate that code into their own product.

      Licenses like the some of the ones discussed are more restrictive. They prevent you from, for example, using your software to create a word processor. This may or may not be legal, but you can see how this is very different from the GPL. If EULAs were determined by law to be unenforceable, you've gained rights rather than lost them, but you still aren't allowed to copy the software (the EULA tells you this, too, but copyright law would kick in if the EULA were declared invalid).

      Declaring it invalid because you don't agree but still want to use the software is not the answer. How about instead, finding an open alternative.

      How about declaring it invalid because it isn't legal? I'm really waiting for a case to pop up declaring them non-binding.

    63. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

      What about accidentally drop something on the keyboard?

    64. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by alienw · · Score: 1

      If you didn't agree to the license, you are using the software illegally. Therefore, if you _use_ the software, you implicitly agree to the license. The clickthrough is there simply so the company can say in court that you were presented with the license and decided to agree to it.

    65. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by dcgaber · · Score: 1

      As someone else mentioned, Bowers v. Baystreet is a Federal Case that affirms EULA and is being challenged in the SCOTUS.

      But on point to here, UCITA is not the law of the land. It was a proposed addition to the Uniform Commercial Code, but the group tasked with changes to that document recently gave up realizing it is too controversial. However, Maryland and Virginia have passed similar versions of UCITA (it is required to be passed on a state level), so it is the law of the land there.

    66. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is a defense, for the same reason that, if I came on to your land, passed all the no trespassing signs, broke into your house, and then hurt myself, I could still sue you for having an unsafe environment. My having read the signs, and even committing an illegal act, does not remove your liability in this case.

      That is a statement that I really, really, really wish wasn't true. I believe (this is from overhearing bits of conversation with people older than myself) that there was a time when personal responsibility trumped litigation and criminal stupidity...<sigh>...sometimes the good old days seem like they may, in fact, have been as good as they seemed (sorry, Mr. Joel...had to borrow that one).

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    67. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Chakde+Phate! · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but this is my understanding of the situation:

      Technically, what you have bought is the CDs (or floppys or whatever) and possibly the manuals that come along with them. You can do whatever you want with these things, as long as it doesn't violate any laws. However, in order to use the product, you have to make a copy of at least part of it on your computer. This is governed by copyright law. Your purchase of the media doesn't grant you the right to make copies, your agreement to the licence does.

      Of course, this is not what most people would think of when purchasing and installing software, but it could give a legal basis to the software companies (assuming of course that the end-user had a reasonable opportunity to read the licence before agreeing to it). In fact, the GPL relies on a similar mechanism.

    68. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      How about Microsoft then, with that part in the EULA that was mentioned a few days ago, in some topic on Slashdot that says something like this: "The user agrees to install patches and upgrades later"? Actualy, Microsoft is "forcing" the user to accept some terms and conditions that will be published later, in some unknown patch that they will have to install, of which they did not see the EULA yet... Is that valid?

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    69. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by sbillard · · Score: 1

      Many EULAs have Spanish and/or French paragraphs at the end of them. I can't read/write/speak either of those languages. I have no idea what I've been agreeing to.

      I hope they don't take my house, or my child from me.

    70. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, that occurred to me, too. What happens if you drop something or brush a key accidentally? If you drop a pen on a contract and it leaves a mark, that's not your signature, so the contract is not enforceable.

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    71. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      Nope. "I Agree" is agreement. Maybe you're thinking of Counter-Offer?

      Speaking of which, with an actual physical contract I could cross out paragraphs and modify the contract before it's agreed to -- and as long as it's the modified version that's signed that's the legally binding text.

      So shouldn't I be able to modify the text of the EULA before cliking "I Agree"? Difficult with this Dell thing, but for Office XP it's just a few Win32 calls... Microsoft says that I implicitly agree to their contract by clicking and using the software (even though they are not present to witness or sign it). By that logic, they implicitly agree to my modified version due to the fact that they wrote the software that accepted the modified version without complaint.

    72. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by efflux · · Score: 1

      No. See http://www.studhlth.pitt.edu/studenthealthed_wbpag e/Alcohol/links/page51.html to see how many drinks it takes to get to 0.15%.

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    73. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by circusnews · · Score: 1

      It is done all of the time. I can think of at least one case that all of us should remember.

    74. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by bnenning · · Score: 1
      In order to install and use the software, you need to "copy" it to your hard drive, or at least "copy" it into memory.


      Covered by 17 USC 117. You don't need a license to run copyrighted software.

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    75. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      You are probably correct. I was debating wether or not to use the GPL as an example to make my point then realized that there was probably a more important point to be made. Athough I don't think I actually drew that out.

      If we can declare these types of implicitly agreed to licenses (binding without a signature) invalid then that would set a bigger precident for delcaring something just as binding like the GPL invalid.

      If I can say blindly clicking "I Agree" even though I do not (regardless if I understand the license terms) does not bind me to the terms of this license because there is no physical or electronic signature then the same case can be made for the GPL or other implicit licenses.

      If we are to accept these implicit licenses such as GPL then we should adhere to all of them. If M$ has terms none of us agree to then none of us should be using their product. If no one uses their product, they go out of business or change their terms of use. We don't have to use M$. Even though Joe Average may not be familiar with Linux and Open Source, most people have heard of Apple.

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    76. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by mitheral · · Score: 1

      The commissions on both sides are routinely more than even Microsoft's inflated retail prices on just about any of their software. When I stand to pull in several grand I'll spend 30 minutes with a customer making sure they don't/can't back out.

    77. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by martyros · · Score: 1
      you don't have the right to "make copies" of a copyrighted work, even if you purchase something that contains that copyrighted work.
      Isn't this called "fair use"? If I buy a book I have a legal right to copy pages for my own personal use; if I buy a CD I have a legal right to make a backup copy verbatim, copy it onto a tape, rip it & make mp3s (or oggs). Nothing the publisher says or can say takes away my rights to do those things.

      So why is it different with software on a CD? If I buy a CD with copyrighted material on it, don't I have a right to make backup copies? And wouldn't "loading it onto my own disk" and "loading it into memory" reasonably fall under fair use?

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    78. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Eccles · · Score: 3, Funny

      They claim it's not a sale.

      I claim I'm only loaning the money I gave them, and want it back.

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    79. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      But the GPL is granting rights, not restricting them.

      Good point but you forget, Microsoft is granting rights, terms and conditions for you to use their software that they are licensing to you. If you do not agree then you have no rights to use their software. They can then change these terms and conditions because you previously agreed they could do so by accepting the previous license agreement. You will now need to also agree to the new terms to continue using their updated/security patched software.

      They prevent you from, for example, using your software to create a word processor.

      If you agreed to a previous agreement that they have the right to change the terms then they very well can change the terms to include this restriction. If you do not agree then you must stop using their software.

      Or you could use an alternative.

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    80. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't forget, you didn't buy that software. You merely bought a license to use fill-in-the-blank company's software. The whole think sucks, but technically you don't own anything in the conventional software world. Hence your rights are limited, and you have to put up with this shit.

      It's not bootup stupidity that's the problem, it's the EULA and the paradigm it represents that's the problem. Kill the EULA! When people wake up, they will insist on OS/FS stuff.

    81. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 1
      I would not see a threat here to the GPL - it is generally a permissive rather than a restrictive license (granting users rights over and above the legal minimum rather than trying to take them away) - whatevery SCO and Microsoft would like others to believe. Also, as the GPL requiring more action from the user (distributing the software rather than waggling their index finger), this should differentiate it from the click-throughs also.

      Your "all or nothing" statement about accepting implicit licenses seems to overlook the test of reasonableness. Should Microsoft be able to access your computer and disable programs in exchange for supplying you with a (critical) security update for Windows Media Player? Or access confidential data in exchange for Windows 2000 Service Pack 3? There are clauses that one can reasonable expect (limitation of liability) but the above examples and the lack of choice for the non-technical consumer are issues that should be overturned.

    82. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. See http://www.studhlth.pitt.edu/studenthealthed_wbpag e/Alcohol/links/page51.html to see how many drinks it takes to get to 0.15%.

      Hmm, 8 pints aren't going to put me on the floor but might just blur my speach and slow down my thinking a bit. I'm assuming of course one drink is one pint of Guinness, if it's 8 cans of budweiser that wouldn't have much of an effect.

    83. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by muzzmac · · Score: 1

      I just got my five year old kid to close my browser.

      HA!

    84. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by jcr · · Score: 1

      Just have your 5 year old kid press the key and click on the buttons and then you are home free to do whatever you want with the software.

      The kid might be, but you wouldn't. Getting the kid to be your agent doesn't excuse you from the terms.

      -jcr

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    85. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      IANAL, but i am a law student.

      Then you might find 86 F.3d 1447 interesting.

    86. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were the one to click on the license, does that mean when your wife uses the software she is using it illegally? No, that's crazy, it doesn't. If somebody else agreed to the license (legally or unenforcably) and it is installed on my machine, i can use it without any legal repercussions. (assuming of course that i am not circumventing any further single-user licenses, etc)

    87. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by dkusters · · Score: 1
      There are a number of cases that legally enforce click-through licenses:
      • In re RealNetworks, Inc. Privacy Litigation, 2000 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 6584, No. 00 C 1366, 2000 WL 631341 (N.D. Ill. May 8, 2000)
      • Hotmail Corp. v. Van Money Pie, Inc., 1998 U.S. Dist. LEXIS 10729, No. C98-20064, 1998 WL 388389 (N.D. Cal. April 16, 1998)
      • Register.com v. Verio, Inc., 126 F. Supp. 2d 238 (S.D.N.Y. 2000)
    88. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm....
      Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons

      perhaps we should all be drunk when we get out new laptop?

      shure would make a windows install intersting, get in a fight with your trackball.

    89. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by recursiv · · Score: 1
      If you didn't agree to the license, you are using the software illegally. Therefore, if you _use_ the software, you implicitly agree to the license. The clickthrough is there simply so the company can say in court that you were presented with the license and decided to agree to it.

      That, according to the license
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    90. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Having your 5-year-old kid do it could be construed as an active attempt to avoid the responsibilities of the contract

      And what of it? If ABC Software Company expects me to be legally bound to an agreement, they'd damned well better make certain that I'm the one who agreed to it. If they really want it to be binding, they'd need to have a Real Person (TM) watch me click "I Agree" or sign a real physical contract. Instead they're willing to entrust that responsibility entirely to a computer that has no idea if it is even a human being, much less the actual purchaser of the product, that is agreeing.

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    91. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

      However, in cases where you have to agree before you can see what you are agreeing to, that is clearly not a valid license. Also, if EULAs are too long and too complex to understand even the basic principles of it, or they are written in such a way that important bits are glossed over, that could be said to be deceptive and also should be declared invalid.

    92. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I suppose I should have said "granting copyright rights". Copyright law is just a bunch of rights that an author of a unique work has. This author may grant you any of those rights, however there is the implicit right to use the product (if it's a book, you don't have to be explicitly granted the right to read it, for example). Without the GPL, all you can do with source code you download (that doesn't come with any mention of rights) is compile it and run the executable. You may be able to modify it (given fair use). Your argument was that if a corporation decided to use these tactics on the GPL to insert their code into it and redistribute it, that we'd all be up in arms. Sure we would. They'd be violating copyright. Even if the GPL was determined to be not binding, they'd be violating copyright.

      EULAs, on the other hand, are solely restricting rights. Remember you don't have to be explicitly granted to use the copyrighted work in the intended manner (reading books, listening to CDs, watching DVDs, running software) so the EULA is actually restricting your right to run the software, not granting you additional rights under copyright law.

    93. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by tsg · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer and I'm not going to pretend to know anything about contract law, but the problems I see with this from a common sense point of view are: 1) click-through EULAs offer no way of reading the license agreement without purchasing and installing the software. Even if the license is printed on the outside of the box, that's not the license you're agreeing to. There's no way to know that the click-through license is the same as the one on the box before you buy it. 2) most EULAs provide no recourse if you don't agree with the license. Few vendors will accept returns on opened software, but most EULAs tell you to return the software to the vendor if you don't agree to the license. So, you either agree to the license and use the software, or you don't agree and don't use it but you're out the cost of the software.

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    94. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by shking · · Score: 1
      example from California:
      Capacity of the Parties

      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.

      Be sure to drink a quart of whiskey before installing anything!

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    95. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      You are right. I guess I need to go back and read those EULA cases again.

    96. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Nope. "I Agree" is agreement. Maybe you're
      >thinking of Counter-Offer?\

      Hmm, when I studied contract law, one of the requirements for a contract to be entered was that there was an acceptance to an offer AND the acceptance had to reach the one making the offer. That is, just pressing "I agree" in itself is not enough since that would not get your agreement to the one making the offer for a contract (in this case the company that made the software and EULA). And no, a computer program is not an allowable part you can make agreements with, only real persons or the equivalent legal entity is.

    97. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Pofy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your situation, but in most countries in the world, text on the outside of something you buy is not not transformed into contract. That is, buying something will not make text on it into a contract. hence it doesn't matter what happens to be written on the outside of a box for example.

    98. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by dinog · · Score: 1
      ...and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.

      That solves it ! Never read a EULA sober.

      Dean G.

    99. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Pofy · · Score: 1

      Your logic goes in circle. You claim that the EULA which you only agree to afterwards, tells about the sale. But if you have not yet agreed to it, it can not possible dictate and govern the sale, hence it doesn't matter what the EULA says when you buy the software. For additional conditions or contract to govern a sale, it has to be agreed upon prior or at the same time the sale is done. Contract made later can't affect the sale as you say. Remember, the EULA is not a law, it doesn't apply to someone that has not agreed to it, hence it doesn't apply to the sale.

    100. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      That's true enough for any regular contract. Although its really not relevant to the enforcability of EULAs, which really aren't valid contracts.
      Whether they're enforcable under any other law or not, they're on pretty shaky ground under regular contract law.

    101. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you didn't agree to the license, you are using the software illegally.

      By what logic?
      Since I have obtained my copy legally I don't see anything forbidding me from using the software.

    102. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by andrewski · · Score: 0

      Many states have a shoot first property law. You can blast somebody if they come onto your land or into your house!

    103. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by cduffy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eh? You don't need a license to use software any more than you need a license to read a book. You need a license to reproduce a book (or software), or for the other things limited by copyright (public performance or display, preparation of derivative works, etc)... but *usage* isn't part of that set.

      Granted, the argument has been made that "using" software necessarily involves copying it -- but IIRC, some recent laws have clarified that argument out of existance.

    104. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There isn't anything to support that assertion, except wishful thinking.

      EULAs are a fantasy.

    105. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to install and use the software, you need to "copy" it to your hard drive, or at least "copy" it into memory.

      Is fair use still mentioned anywhere in the law?

      a) you're "copying" for your own purposes only.
      b) the "copying" is required in order to use the product in its intended way.

    106. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by penguinstorm · · Score: 1

      I recall a very enlightening story a few years ago involving a Norton product for the Macintosh - can't remember which one.

      Guy buys the product and uses it for a while until a hurricane hits his house and whisks everything away, including his Norton CD. Thing is, he had his serial number or something stored somewhere else and still had it.

      So the guy calls Norton and says "I need a copy of the CD so I can reinstall it" and Norton says, "No, your insurance company should buy you a new one."

      So the guy says "But I still have the serial number and your licence says that I don't own the software, I just have the right to use it." He wasn't expecting to get it free either: he fully expected to have to pay reasonable costs for, say, shipping and production.

      Norton says, yes that's true but you still have to get your insurance company to buy you a new one.

      In the end, my recollection is he caved because his insurance company bought him the new one but it points out the problem: software companys keep trying to have it both ways. If I have a licence, replacing the physical media shouldn't be a problem. If I own it then it's up to me to keep it operating.

      Right now, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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    107. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get ripping drunk every time you do an install.

      When you have a big company with many machines, it's your lucky day!

      PHB: What's with this expense sheet?

      BOFH: Thass da liqour rassions weee neeeeeeded to nut git into bd cntracts.

      PHB: Oh, okay tyhen. As long as it saves us money.

    108. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by shepd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >Nope. "I Agree" is agreement. Maybe you're thinking of Counter-Offer?

      On many programs, "I Agree" is labelled next. And who are you agreeing to be bound to? Your computer? Because that's the only thing that really knows you've agreed to the terms. No human was present to witness your "signing" (which never happened) and nobody is available to answer any questions you have about the contract.

      >Plenty of consideration. It's part of the sale. If not for the EULA, theoretically, software would be more expensive.

      Up to now, I've not seen a single piece of software with the EULA ouside the box. More importantly, I've not seen a single piece of software which software vendors feel safe selling opened (thay may get accused of leasing it then, which is illegal without a special, pre-signed contract).

      The sale is made without opening the box. AFTER the sale has occurred, you are made aware of new terms to the sale (the EULA) which were never presented pre-sale. New changes to the contract that you _already_ agreed to by the shopkeeper accepting your money. Changes you might not like, but that you have to accept to use what you've already paid for.

      This isn't much different than buying a TV, only to find out that if you want it to work, you'll need to contact the manufacturer to give you an unlock code, and, at the same time, agree to terms like:

      -- If this TV burns down your house, it's not our fault and we won't pay to fix it
      -- If this TV gives you cancer, too bad
      -- If you sue us, you have to pay all the manufacturers losses
      -- You must tell all your friends this is the best TV on earth, or else we'll come over to your house and smash it up with baseball bats

      It seems when it comes to software, though, this isn't a problem. I disagree.

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    109. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by tsg · · Score: 1

      In fact, it's the most reliable and common way of getting a law you don't agree with overturned - break it, get arrested, and challenge it in court.

      The problem is you need to show actual harm. Someone has to take the risk of being arrested or sued, and possibly losing in court, before the law gets overturned. In most cases the risk of losing greatly outweighs the cost of complying. In some cases the legal fees to win outweigh the cost of complying. This allows companies with large legal teams to intimidate ordinary people into doing things which would not stand up in court if challenged.

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    110. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      I agree with your point. In my original post I did mention that I was playing Devil's Advocate. But in reality these EULA's are exactly that. License Agreements. Permissive or restrictive, they are terms set forth by the original author/owner of the software. GPL is used a little differently but it is still a license agreement.

      Microsoft has every right to restrict your use of their software however they see fit. Even to the absurd if they so choose. I don't see how it could be good for business but hey, that's their choice. It's their software.

      Without the EULA I/we have absolutely no rights whatsoever to use their software. I cannot just grab a copy of their software and run it. I have to give them money and license it from them according to their terms. One of their terms happens to be the ability to change their terms. Hmmm... ok, but if I want to use the software I have to agree to that. My other choice is not to use their software.

      Now the legality of interfearing with someone else's (3rd party) software is a different issue. But they can choose to not allow their software run on a system concurrently with someone else's. I think that would be foolish of them but they have the right to dictate how people use their software. It is still owned by Microsoft after all.

      Yes they do have some pretty absurd terms in the agreements. However, I'm not quite sure about ruling implicit licensing agreements invalid at this point because we happen to rely on them so much.

      Legal minimum, since open source code is published it is protected by copyright. If I don't agree w/ the GPL, under fair-use, I can atleast modify, compile and run a binary however I want in the privacy of my own environment. The GPL happens to be more permissive but it is still restrictive as I still cannot modify and sell (read license) my own binary for profit without releasing my code under the same GPL.

      Legal minimum, Microsoft does not even publish there code so there are no rights to do anything with it. They license it to you for money in binary form and tell you the conditions of the license, nothing more.

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    111. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by AMuse · · Score: 1


      I had the opposite experience -- my mortgage and escrow agents kept trying to get me to sign forms without reading them! (IT's a standard form, everyone signs it!). I had to slow them down so I could read parts.

      VERY interesting contract points in mortgages. Did you know that many lenders reserve the right to perform spot inspections on your home to make sure you're keeping the property value up?

    112. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by beuges · · Score: 1

      us in south africa generally complain about the pathetic state of our country, government, and crime rate, but i'm sure one thing we're glad about is that we dont have the ridiculous judicial system that you guys in the states have.

      having the ability to sue someone just because you were a fucking idiot and caused yourself harm, even if you were breaking the law (as is suggested in the parent post) makes me wonder how much faith one should be able to place in the courts of the USA.

      stupidity should not be rewarded, no matter how 'politically correct' it may be to do so

    113. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have to be pretty drunk to install MS junk anyway :)

    114. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.

      Great, so I'll just get shitfaced before I install Windows! I usually do that anyway.

    115. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.
      So just get steenkin' drunk before booting up the computer. Easy enough to prove, you can invite some people over and film the whole deal. Just think of the possibilities, a party for each new computer.

      However, if you install software for a living, you'd need someone to drive you around; but it'd be great to show up to work blasted (I wonder If I can put that in my job requirements).
    116. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      I would also like to bring up the sodomy laws that were rather recently put down as unconstitutional. So, it took a couple of gay men actually getting ARRESTED for having gay sex in their gay home, for the laws to get fixed!

      So you're saying that when the law finally catches a software company with a big EULA cornholing a software user, the activity will be legalized by the SCOTUS? I don't think that's what we want. :)

    117. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I hear this crap about 'if an EULA was ever seriously challenged in court it could be declared null and void' or something to that effect.

      Fact is, you and everyone else stating that is blowing smoke out their ass.

      It's been years and years and nothing has happened. That doesn't make you wrong, but it is an indicator that you aren't right. That and a complete lack of anything to back up your statement (case law, etc).

      Oh yes, your example is more crap. I agree with the moderation that your post is interesting, but it is interesting in the way the bloated dead body of a cow is interesting.

      On the bright side, after you get out of high school and get out and work for a few years the crap'll likely shake out of you and you have a good chance to say intelligent things.

    118. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

      furthermore, once you open a box, you can't return the software (only exchange for the same item, in case of defective media. once you pop the CD in and read the EULA, it's FAR FAR FAR too late to disagree with it. you're already out whatever money you just paid for the software... even worse, the stickers that read "Removing this label indicates acceptance of the End User License Agreement." which is in a .txt file on the CD, the sleeve for which is sealed shut by the label . you can't even open the CD to read the fucking license vefore you agree with it!

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    119. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1

      Well the courts MAY take that argument... although legally, they shouldn't.

      Rights are rights, and rights and limitations granted by accepting agreements should stick. If the user can't be bothered to read the agreement before accepting it, the company shouldn't be bothered trying to enforce what contract law states that the cops and courts should enforce automatically.

      The argument is not ignorance of the contract, nor that widespread ignoring the EULA makes it invalid because it's unpopular.

      The argument is that it never was a legal contract. That people ignore it is just supporting evidence that people don't treat it as one. If a publisher knows that people ignore it (in this article the Dell head of customer relations admitted to ignoring it and encouraged a customer to ignore it!), they're basically agreeing that it's meaningless.

      Contracts are traditionally on paper with signatures for a reason. It provides evidence (however imperfect) that both sides of the contract read it and agreed to it. There really isn't any evidence that I clicked an "I agree" button.

      Click-wrap contracts also attempt the magic trick of converting a sale into a license. It's an impressive trick, and so far there isn't clear legal precident supporting it.

      I head over to Best Buy. While there I purchase a copy of Windows XP, the latest KMFDM album, and a walkthrough book for a video game. For all three products I pick it up off a shelf, take it to the counter, pay for them without signing anything or reading any agreements, and receive a receipt that is labelled "SALE". At this point I own that particular copy of Windows XP, the album, and the book. Thanks to copyright law I have no right to distribute copies of any of them, but I have every right to, say, make copies for a variety of fair use purposes, reverse engineer them, resell then, loan them out to friends, and give them away. I get home, read the book, play the CD, and run the software. Nothing has changed, but suddenly Windows XP is magically different from the other two. Suddenly my purchase of product is actually a purchase of license. If I don't agree to this license, I can spend my time and money to take it back and return it (of course, in practice Best Buy will refuse (they refuse open software returns) and I'll get to fight the system to get a refund). Neat trick!

      If ignorance of law is no defense of violation of law.. how can ignorance of contract be any defense at all?

      Ignorance of a contract is certainly a defense. If you can't reasonably be expected to have read the contract, and the publisher know that, there is no reasonable expectation that a contract exists. Contracts are agreements between two people, if one person doesn't realize they entered a contract, you have a valid argument that it never existed.

      (And for what it's worth, ignorance of the law is often a valid mitigating circumstance used to reduce penalties.)

    120. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. ...intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.

      I am totally installing all of my software drunk from now on.

      Hmmm, not much of a change, actually.

    121. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      You're correct, but here's a side note:

      Some people look at the postition you describe, and try to claim it invalidates the GPL. They argue that since the user of a GPLed program doesn't communicate consent back to the publisher, no contract can be made.

      This isn't a problem though- there's actually nothing wrong with the GPL not going into effect until the parties actually meet up, which could be years later or never.

      The GPL can be considered a standby contract which the recipient can employ if by some chance the copyright holder accuses him of infringement.

    122. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by kdsolutions · · Score: 0

      got good and drunk, then install the software...

      "Your honor, I was intoxicated when I cliked the 'I Agree' button".

      In fact, Torvalds was probably right... Any SCO could get away with this... Clauses in the contract between them and IBM allowing IBM to retain certain rights to the code under thier patents could be nullified because "They're smoking crack" and they likely were intoxicated by the crack when they signed into the contracts.

      Sad to think about it that way, but Linus may have just saved SCO's ass with that remark if it holds up in court.

      P.S. : SCO - By using this defense, you hereby agree to pay me 50% of all GROSS profit for the 50 years following its use.

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    123. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by kdsolutions · · Score: 1, Informative

      most of the time, they play the good ol' "You didn't purchase the software, you purchased the media it resides on, the manual, and the package, as well as the right to use the software after agreeing to the EULA" card.

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    124. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      What country are you in? That may apply somewhere (it did in the UK, recently), but it's not like that in the US. There, copyright law allows you to duplicate a computer program if such reproduction is essential to it's normal operation.

      In fact, the GPL relies on a similar mechanism.

      The GPL is nothing like an EULA, although scaremongers try to invent similarities. The GPL does depend on copyright, of course... but differently than an EULA. EULAs are actually less related to copyright than you thought.

    125. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter.

      You don't need a kid, just tell the truth! You were stoned at the time, like me. 8^)

    126. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by mad.frog · · Score: 1

      Better yet: what if my cat (who likes to hang out on my desk) steps on my mouse/keyboard, clicking the OK button? Does that make it legally binding for me? (Or perhaps for the cat?)

    127. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Yes, I see the chart, and don't see what the problem is. 8 drinks will get even the heftiest man to 0.15%. Unless you're more than 240 pounds... prehaps I'm being insensitive towards obesity?

      (I'm not saying that 0.15% is a legal limit for incapacity, but it's pretty good. Try to spill some on the CD case for more evidence)

    128. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never touch a computer sober.

    129. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Pofy · · Score: 1

      I am no expert on GPL, but isn't it more like a sort of "I give permision as long as..." sort of thing and not really a contract?

      Assume I write some text. I will get copyright to it. Now, I want people to be free to copy it as they see fit, so I write in it that people are free to copy it. Now, would that really be a contract? I don't see it so. No need for them to reply to me saying "yes, I agree to that I am able to copy it for free".

      Isn't the GPL a sort of such permision, along the lines of, feel free to copy, change and so on as long as you tag along the source code. Do they really have to acknowledge back that they agree to be allowed to do that?

    130. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not confuse contracts with laws.

      A contract is an agreement, and must be fully understood by the signer. The contract can be rendered null and void if the agreement contains unexpected clauses or clauses that were interpereted differently from what the signer deemed acceptable.

    131. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      Yup, a friend of mine got out of a lot of BS 15% "restocking fees" by claiming the contract was void since he was a minor.

    132. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by arkhan_jg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a sale. If it's in a box, with a price on it, in a shop, and you pay for it and walk out with it, it's a sale, no question. and under first sale doctrine, a copyright holder cannot impose additional restrictions post sale.

      However, what they try and do is this.

      "By copying this product onto the hard-drive of your computer, or into memory at runtime, you are making a copy of our copyrighted work. This is illegal. However, we will allow you to do this, if you agree to this handy End User Licence Agreement. And it is a licence, as you need our ongoing permission every time you install or run our software."

      This is very very iffy, legally. In the UK, for example, copyright law specifically allows people to make transient or permanent copies if such a copy is essential to use the software. Other countries in the EU specifically allow backups.
      Doesn't stop companies sticking EULAs in software sold in the UK though.

      In effect, EULA's are an attempt to fool the gullible into giving up their rights. Clued engineers and lawyers won't be fooled, but the general public, when quoted from the legal agreement they 'signed', will fold.

      It should be noted though, things like Terms of Service, where there is an ongoing purchase relationship with the customer, i.e. cable subscription, or virus updates, are significantly more enforceable. Generally, such 'contracts' can have aspects that are invalid, i.e. where they try and get you to void certain inalienable rights, but are still enforceable in part, as a rule.

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    133. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Software purchases aren't always so "piddly" though. Yeah, sure - they usually are for an individual purchaser, but what about business purchases (which constitute the bulk of the software industry's profits)?

      I know when I was responsible for doing some corporate software purchases in the past, I sent out at least a few purchase orders which would have covered more than what I paid for my house.

      Take a package like AutoCAD, for just one example. A full version license runs you roughly $1100, last time I checked. Multiply that by, say, 75 copies, and you're looking at a pretty big investment.

      With all the companies making their apps available via Citrix or Windows Terminal Server these days, costs quickly add up - because a license must be purchased for each user who can potentially run the program. (They don't generally allow concurrent licensing anymore for that type of installation.)

      In my corporate software purchasing experience, it's tough to even find a salesperson who is knowledgeable about all the "ins and outs" of these volume license purchases. Sure, they can quote you a price based on some chart Microsoft supplied them - but they can't usually answer your questions about what you really get/don't get with the purchase. (EG. If you buy an MS Office XP Pro license for a user's desktop, is he/she legally allowed to install it on a portable computer too - or does he/she need another license for that? After all, he/she can't physically be in two places at once to use both copies at one time.)

    134. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by balog · · Score: 1

      Great, this means i should keep to my habit of being drunk shitless whenever installing software!

    135. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      > the manual...

      that would be nice.....

      when was the last time you bought software that came with a printed manual?

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    136. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      "..and intoxicated persons..."

      Perfect! All we need now are a bunch of Slashdot users that insist on getting drunk before installing any software...

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    137. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by robklaus · · Score: 1

      I concede that corporate software purchases would be more than piddly. Not having any experience in purchasing such things, do 'click thru' licenses exist at that level?

    138. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by mperrin · · Score: 2, Informative
      By copying this product onto the hard-drive of your computer, or into memory at runtime, you are making a copy of our copyrighted work. This is illegal.

      This is not true. US Copyright law explicitly allows copies of software to be made if those copies are necessary for the operation of that software within a computer. US Code, Title 17, Chapter 1, Section 117, paragraph (a)(1).

    139. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      what they try and do is this.

      "By copying this product onto the hard-drive of your computer, or into memory at runtime, you are making a copy of our copyrighted work. This is illegal...


      Wrong. Err, I don't mean YOU are wrong, I mean the companies making that claim are wrong.

      Us copyright law TITLE 17 > CHAPTER 1 > Sec. 117.

      it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided:

      (1) that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner


      They sold you ownership of a disk containing a copy of the software. You are the owner of that copy. You have every legal right to install and run that software.

      You have no need to agree to the EULA unless you CHOOSE to agree to the EULA because it offers you something ADDITIONAL of value that you want. Generally EULA's claim to offer you rights that you already have - namely the right to install and run the software. An EULA generally offers no actual consideration which makes it invalid under contract law.

      Of course don't come crying to me when idiot judge rules otherwise.

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    140. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by tftp · · Score: 1
      It might be involuntary. Haven't you seen some dialogs that pop up on top of your work and ask you about this or that? There is a lot of software of this sort that is usually quiet but needs to ask you something on occasion (like your UPS battery desiring a conditioning cycle, or your Norton Antivirus asking if it may phone home and check for new vir^Wantiviruses...) If you were clicking on a word in your wordprocessor but instead hit a "Yes" button in a dialog that wasn't there a moment ago then this click would be entirely involuntary.

      In any case, even if you are using only the keyboard, after you press ENTER 17 times it is only likely that you will press ENTER 18th time as well even before you read what it wants from you. Twice as likely if you just want to go through a routine computer setup procedure.

    141. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Not only that, they don't even have any way of proving that you agreed to the contract, other than you're using the software/computer. "Well, he's using Windows, so he must have agreed to the EULA."

    142. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by TClevenger · · Score: 1
      If you didn't agree to the license, you are using the software illegally.

      My receipt from the place of purchase for the software would seem to indicate otherwise.

    143. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, and technically most company employees are using software illegally. This is because it's often the help desk that agreed to the license when installing the software, and not the end user.

      One could argue that the corporation is agreeing because the help desk staff are agreeing on behalf of the corp... but then you have the non-relocation clause in the license that disallows the end user from using the software anyway. This is because there are some other clauses that they want to apply to the user of the software in case they can do things off company time, like MS Visual Studio's non-compete clause. You aren't allowed to use it to produce office software like a word processor.

      It's just another example of how asinine these agreements are.

    144. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      The software makers claim it's not a sale,, but what about when the store gives you a sales invoice? would that not make it seem as if the store has 'sold' you the item(s) listed on it?

      Reece,

    145. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, lynx uses curses and does indeed have "windows" :)

    146. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

      If the law states that you were for some reason or other ( like ignorance. You can't be held to terms that weren't expressed in the contract, for instance) incapable of making a valid agreement ( like you were wacked out on crack at the time. You can try to get a client drunk and then get him to sign, but it won't hold up in court if he chooses to challange it).
      Which leads to two questions:
      1. If I was drunk, would EULAs not apply to me?
      2. Is SCO innocent of breaking all contracts (ie. the GPL by releasing Linux) because "they are smoking crack"?

    147. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Have you not taken a UCC class yet? Please read 68 F.3d 1447, 105 F.3d 1147, and 104 F.Supp.2d 1332.

      There is a debate going on right now as to whether they are or not. Basically it hinges on whether the appropriate section of the UCC to apply is 2-204 or 2-207.

      Personally, I'm a 2-207 man, myself. (i.e. that they're generally unenforcable) But I'd like to see some work done on forcing the issue with amendments to the UCC along those lines, rather than waiting for the courts to hash it all out.

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    148. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by explosionhead · · Score: 1

      Because contract law, at least in Australia (and the UK) requires the party enforcing the contract to demonstrate a 'meeting of the minds'.

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    149. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

      But if that "bunch of text between a user and using a product" were rendered "not an effective means of establishing a binding, legal agreement." What would happen to our beloved gpl, lgpl, various artistic licenses and bsd style licensing?

    150. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by majorflaw · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but diminished capacity, if intentional, is not available as a defense.

    151. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I give you money, you give me software. You give me patch, I give you what?

      your soul?

    152. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's step through the motions of the "fucking idiot":
      1) Buys coffee from McDonald's. She's already got a mark against her.
      2) Stops her car and picks up the cup.
      3) Removes the lid to put in cream and sugar (obviously an imbecile... don't you know that sugar will kill you?!?!).
      4) Spills some coffee on herself. Obviously anyone who manages to SPILL LIQUID onto themself from a FULL CUP must be an absolute imbecile. Pathetic.
      5) Is burned. Possibly the stupidest part of all... if I was in this situation, I would certainly make sure not to be burned by a hot object in my lap, as that would be an unwise course of action.

      Let's look at what McDonald's did:
      1) Knowingly served coffee 30% hotter than that sold at other establishments or consumed at home.

      2) Refused to lower the temperature, even though they were fully aware that the coffee would cause burns if even SIPPED at that temperature (and, as everyone knows, only a "fucking idiot" would put coffee IN THEIR MOUTH!)

      3) Insisted that it was the customer's (or customers', given the 700+ complaints about it by that point in time) fault for wanting to drink coffee in the car, when most customers take it home or to work to drink... even when their VERY OWN research showed that the very OPPOSITE was true! ...

      Obviously, the woman is a "fucking idiot," in sharp contrast to you, my good sir, kindly genius that you are.

      God, couldn't you have at least pasted a relevant link? The woman wasn't committing a crime when she was burned, so why the fuck would you even PASTE that link?

    153. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by ndask · · Score: 1

      If it says "By clicking here you agree to..." but I don't use my mouse to click anything (say I just press the enter key) then can I use it without any license agreement at all?!

    154. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      So shouldn't I be able to modify the text of the EULA before cliking "I Agree"?

      Create an additional sheet of paper -- an addendum to the EULA. Where it says 'do you agree to these terms and conditions', write 'Fuck you, no. I refuse to concede any rights and my purchase and use of this software shall be covered solely by existing consumer protection legislation.'

      Then hit 'I agree', and send a copy of your note to Bill Gates, Michael Dell, whoever (no need to worry about an address or a stamp -- after all, they can't be bothered to provide you with a copy of their licenses, so they've set the precedent) and you're good to go.

      Alternatively, you could just run warez and fuck 'em all.

    155. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Hey,

      In order to be bound to a contract, the parties must be competent to enter into such a legal arrangement. Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter. However, a minor may have the option of enforcing a contract.

      Aha!

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    156. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by phastest · · Score: 1
      IANAL, and I do remember that there were very specific circumstances, but it has happened.

      Heh heh...you said "I anal."

    157. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      If you had read the link you posted, you'd see it's not the best example of frivolous lawsuits. She was perhaps not being very sensible but was certainly not a 'fucking idiot'.

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    158. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Gorphrim · · Score: 1

      intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter

      so here's my new Dell slogan:

      Dude, I'm getting drunk (before accepting the EULA)!

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    159. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by alienw · · Score: 1

      You are 100% wrong. Software is NOT like books. That's why your local library probably has copies of books about Adobe Photoshop, but not copies of Photoshop itself. That's why you have things like discount licenses "for non-commercial use", "for student use", et cetera. That's why you can't legally disassemble or alter software you bought. Finally, that's why you can't legally use one copy of a program on 10 computers. Recent laws have reinforced these positions, not eliminated them.

    160. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by cduffy · · Score: 1
      *sigh*.

      Software and books are both protected by the same basic copyright laws. Software is frequently *also* protected by a license -- but that license has to be enforcable in and of itself to have any effect. The basic legal protection for software, like books, is copyright; and unless a EULA, in and of itself, meets all the requirements for an enforcable contract (including granting the user consideration -- giving them some right or privilege they didn't have before).


      Here's a question for you: I go over to Bob's Software House. I pay Bob $30 for a copy of a program he wrote. There's no license agreement, before or after purchase. What did I just buy?

      Answer: I bought a piece of software. Note that the word is "bought" -- not "licensed"; I didn't put down my $30 and sign a licensing agreement, but rather a purchasing agreement. There's substantial legal precedent on point that any activity having the form of a sale is, in fact, a sale itself. Anything else is as silly as claiming that a car dealership can claim that, in fact, you're really just leasing the car you just paid for.

      What can I do with it? Use it in any way that doesn't violate copyright. I can't distribute copies or make derivative works -- but for my $30 I can run the software on my computer or make a model aircraft out of it.

      Now, let's say I already bought this software, our purchase is concluded, then Bob comes over to my house with a contract he wants me to sign that restricts what I can do with the product I purchased from him beyond the limitations of copyright law. Keep in mind that this contract was not a condition of purchase, and that I already own the copy he sold me.


      Two questions are raised:

      - Do I have to sign?
      - Is the contract even valid, if I do sign?

      The answer to the first contract is an obvious no -- I'm under no obligation to sign; I already purchased the software, it is my property and I have the ability to take any action with it which is not prohibited by law.

      The answer to the second question is a bit more questionable. A valid contract needs to provide, among other things consideration -- both parties must benefit. If this "contract" only restricts the set of things I can do without providing me with some benefit or placing Bob under some obligation, even if I sign it is void and unenforcable.

      BTW: The only restrictions against modifying software you bought (barring a valid contract in place that changes this bargain) are the restrictions against preparation of derivative works -- the exact same law that applies to books. There *are* some recent laws on point regarding reverse engineering, yes -- but those protect it (for purposes of interoperability engineering, for instance) as well as making it illegal under certain circumstances.

      Also: What I said above doesn't apply to every state in the Union -- but it applies to most of them. I'm not a lawyer (and indeed, when I was taking contract law, my professor disagreed with me on some of what I'm saying here -- but IP wasn't his field, and there are more than a few real lawyers who do agree with me on those disputed points).


      Finally: If you respond to this post, please include your operating legal theory on precicely what rights one has after purchasing the software from Bob's without a license.

    161. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Granted, the argument has been made that "using" software necessarily involves copying it -- but IIRC, some recent laws have clarified that argument out of existance.

      Correct, those copies, as well as backup copies, are specifically protected in federal copyright law.

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    162. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that clicking the "I Agree" button is an involuntary action?

      Maybe he has Parkinson's or Tourett's (sp?).

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    163. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by XO · · Score: 1

      Exactly. When Some big software vendor tries to violate someone's nether regions, because they "violated" the "eula", then maybe there will be some sort of decision on wether or not it's legal. Much like the GPL, no one's ever really tried it in court.

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    164. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Speaking of which, with an actual physical contract I could cross out paragraphs and modify the contract before it's agreed to -- and as long as it's the modified version that's signed that's the legally binding text.

      If you do that, you've (legally) created a counter-offer; the other guy now has the chance to decline.

      Microsoft says that I implicitly agree to their contract by clicking and using the software (even though they are not present to witness or sign it). By that logic, they implicitly agree to my modified version due to the fact that they wrote the software that accepted the modified version without complaint.

      How do you prove that MS agreed to your counter-offer? MS proves that you agreed to their EULA because _they never agree to let someone copy their software without a license_.

    165. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by WNight · · Score: 1

      It'd never get that far if you had a compotent lawyer. Post-sale restrictions aren't binding. I can't sell you a car and then after the sale is final, tell you that you must buy gas from my station and drive my kids to soccer practice. That's essentially what Dell is trying to do and it's simply not legal.

      You could agree to these bizarre restrictions on my car if you knew about them before the purchase. Not just that there are restrictions, but exactly what they are. If I try to enforce restrictions you didn't know about (and thus aren't obligated to follow) it could be seen as extortion. You know, "That's an awful nice car you've got there - be a real shame if you weren't able to drive it..."

      That's what Dell is doing... "Awful nice laptop there. Be a shame if you didn't agree to this EULA and it was nothing but a hunk of useless plastic."

    166. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by WNight · · Score: 1

      Companies go through mortgage agreements because those are binding. You see them before the deal and agree to them. EULAs are restrictions they try to apply after you've already agreed to the real contract. They have no legal weight so it doesn't make sense to pay attention.

      You wouldn't listen to a car dealer who, as you were driving off the lot having signed the papers, told you that you had to buy gas from them only. Why listen to this sort of thing from a software company?

    167. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by WNight · · Score: 1

      US copyright law specifically exempts copying for the purpose of use, if that copying is a required part of using the copyrighted work.

      In other words, if you have to install the game on the HD to run it, and running it means copying it into RAM, and onto the video card, then those actions, it you are trying to use the software, aren't copyright infringement and you don't need anyone's permission.

    168. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by WNight · · Score: 1

      USA Copyright law specifically addresses this. Copies made for the purpose of using the copyrighted work are specifically allowed. If you have to copy the game (for example) onto your HD, then into RAM, to play it as intended (easy to show - did you use their installer?) it's not a copyright infringement.

      This is indeed what software companies said, and this is what the courts did to end this stupid argument. Imagine - the gall to say "We sold it to him, but he's not in any way allowed to actually USE it."

    169. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by efflux · · Score: 1
      My comment wasn't in response to you. it wasn't in response to your response... namely, this: "Seriously, blood alcohol of 0.15% is extremely messed up and quite dangerous, especially for someone who doesn't do it regularly. A lot of people would require medical attention, and most wouldn't even be conscious to do the clicking".

      8 drinks won't hospitalize a normal person, let alone a 240 pounder. I know that 4.5 drinks sure won't hospitalize me at 140 lbs (which is what I need to get to .15% bac). Hell, .08 is the legal limit to *drive* where I'm from.

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    170. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      "Underage persons, persons who are mentally ill, and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter."

      Hey, the perfect solution! Just get drunk before you click the agree button! (of course, you'd have to be pretty damn plastered to want to install windows anyway...) : )

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    171. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. by SO2YO · · Score: 1

      So...in Cali, and other states with this type of contract law, just have a few too many cocktails before clicking 'I Agree'!!

  44. "You cannot return opened software" by jasonsfa98 · · Score: 1

    So if I go to the store and buy a software package, then get home and read the EULA and disagree, can I take it back?

    Has anyone ever tried this? I might go buy some cheap game at BestBuy and try to take it back and tell them I don't agree with the EULA.

    Let the war begin!

    1. Re:"You cannot return opened software" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I returned a copy of Windows NT 4.0 based on the
      warranty on the box. The entire staff at the
      compusa tried to talk me out of it... it was when
      I said that if the security guard took one step
      closer I would kill him that they refunded my
      money.

    2. Re:"You cannot return opened software" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what sucks? When the CD sleeve has a sticker saying that you must agree to the EULA before breaking the sticker and using the software. However, the sticker further informs you that the EULA is contained on the CD.

      Sneaky little whores.

  45. Re:What an Ass by Ophidian+P.+Jones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This person doesn't want to read the license. He wants to cause trouble.

    "You must be new here."

    People on Slashdot regularly fight incessantly for pedantic, yet idealistic goals, because they have nothing else to do with their time. I'd get used to it.

  46. current state of software licenses by kaan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the article:

    they figure no one reads the EULAs anyway, so why bother even providing a copy?

    This whole incident is a great example of an interesting progression of trends these days - zillions of home users have no idea that software licenses really mean anything, and now a huge vendor (Dell) doesn't even bother providing a copy of a license. But they're still forcing the user to agree to it before they can boot their new computer. What's the point then? What's the legality of forcing the user to agree to something that is actually impossible to agree to (given that it doesn't exist and can't be provided by the company)? When are we going to see an overhaul of the licensing patterns in this country, so that they're not so silly and empty? Next thing you know, SCO is going to try to get in on this Dell licensing issue somehow... Why not just say, "By clicking here, you agree that we can do whatever we want, whatever that may be, whether or not we inform you beforehand"? I can see the follow-up posts now... "they already do that"

    1. Re:current state of software licenses by bobtheheadless · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... perhaps one day they won't even bother writing the agreement.

      Hell, they could save $$ on legal fees!

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  47. Text mirror by soulsteal · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here.

  48. He found a way around, so what's the complaint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Messing with the bios allowed him to bypass the screen and NOT have to agree to anything, so why send it back now? He can read all the EULA's he wants without agreeing to anything.

    1. Re:He found a way around, so what's the complaint? by ninthwave · · Score: 1

      No I think by trying to get into the BIOS they hit any key and by that way "accepted the license".

      I think though legally since it stated they had to agree to the licensing that came with the computer that with no license coming with the computer they get to use the software however they want.

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  49. Re:What an Ass by Shack95 · · Score: 1


    Hmmm every factory worker must have been asleep the whole day then. The same thing happened to the Precision I just purchased. No paper in the box except the shrikwrapped XP recovery and colorfull 'howto plugin mouse picture'

  50. You did not read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    He had to agree to the license in order to reach the point where the hard drive could be formatted. The EULA screen appeared when he attempted to boot from CD.

    1. Re:You did not read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe like me, when he tried to access the article, it was slashdotted? It was reprinted here 6 minutes after he posted and 7 minutes before you did.

      Just because someone gets first post doesn't necessarily mean that person chose not to read the article.

  51. Re:What an Ass by GiMP · · Score: 1

    Even if they "forgot" to include it in the box, DELL offered no way for him to review the licenses other than telling him what software was included and told him to look on their websites.. ASSUMING that he had a computer with internet access AND that the EULA were the same for the OEM and non-OEM versions of the software.

    Basically, if you really care about what you're signing, you shouldn't buy a Dell.

  52. Alan Burley... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is not in the corp. directory.

  53. Court Tested, Mother Approved? by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 1
    Has anyone ever been taken to court over an EULA?

    What if somebody published .NET benchmarks?

    What if somebody wrote a standalone Word Processor/Spreedsheet with VB Stuido?

    What legal grounds does MS or Dell or * have via EULAs?

    I have no answers, only questions.

    1. Re:Court Tested, Mother Approved? by klaxor · · Score: 1
      Has anyone ever been taken to court over an EULA?

      Yes, IIRC, Symantec sued a journalist because he benchmarked their AV software, which was against the EULA. I'm not sure who won.

    2. Re:Court Tested, Mother Approved? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals held that a consumer was bound by a mandatory arbitration provision which was contained in a EULA that came with the computer.

      Hill v. Gateway 2000, 105 F.3d 1147

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  54. Re:What's the big deal? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Dell has included that press-through for at least a year - this is not new. This must be the first time he's bought a Dell in a while."

    and....?

    "Most of these Eula's are unenforceable anyway."

    is that legal advice?

    "He doesn't agree and is returning the computer, which means for him the issue is OVER."

    so? I'm glad he brought it up, because I had been recommending Dells, now I wont. Obviously that doesn't apply to you, but I got bad news for you: You're not the only person on the planet.

    "If he DID accept the agreement, it is aplicable only for software he will obviously not use anyway, so again - WTBD?"

    more legal advice?

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  55. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In case the site is slow, here is a mirror.

    Martin Studio Slashdot Policy

  56. Or.. by EvilBit · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. shrink-wrap the laptop and stick a piece of paper on it.

    "By openning this package you agree to the following license."

    1. Re:Or.. by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

      Actually, Toshiba did this on one of the laptops I bought. It was shrink wrapped in hard plastic with a big sticker saying that if you break apart the shrink wrap, you agree to the terms of the EULA, even though there weren't any available to actually read. Not sure if they still do this though.

    2. Re:Or.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if you're blind?

  57. Re:What's the Point of this? by rainwater · · Score: 1

    Dell doesn't want customers like this, and they'll be happy to give em their money back if it will make them not buy from them. No large business would want to deal with someone like this.

    So you are saying Dell is choosing who is the *right* customer? This is the type of customer Dell should want. They have a problem with the way they handle their EULA. Hopefully this will help them to fix the problem. The user never said they wouldn't agree to it. They just wanted to see the whole license which they couldn't. Dell is the one to blame here, not someone following the rules.

  58. Visual Studio EULA and MSDN EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's right. Here it is:

    http://studentlicence.one.microsoft.com/DevLegal.a sp

    Also for fun, check out the anti-JAVA propaganda in clause 7 which says that using JAVA can lead to death.;-)

    The MSDN EULA is even worse:
    http://msdnaa.oit.umass.edu/EULA.asp

    You can't implement a "general-purpose word-processing, spreadsheet, database management, or presentation graphics software products or an integrated work or product suite whose components include one or more general-purpose word-processing, spreadsheet, or database management software products"

    Since you can't program on Windows without using the MSDN documentation, you're screwed.

    1. Re:Visual Studio EULA and MSDN EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, those are both student licenses, not the licenses for the retail version. The first one says it in the URL (studentlicence?). The second one is to the MSDN-AA EULA, where MSDN-AA is MSDN Academic Alliance.

    2. Re:Visual Studio EULA and MSDN EULA by Coward+the+Anonymous · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Since you can't program on Windows without using the MSDN documentation, you're screwed." I've done it. Besides, that is for the installed version of MSDN, there is no license for using msdn.microsoft.com. And like the other poster pointed out, both of these are for Academic licenses. You're not allowed to do any commercial work with these.

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      -- Jason
    3. Re:Visual Studio EULA and MSDN EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even so, it's still pretty hilarious that they specifically forbid anything that could compete with Office. In fact it couldn't possibly be written to more specifically describe the Office suite without just coming out and saying it. The stench of fear that betrays is quite amazing. The more successful some people are, the more afraid they become.

  59. Something New? by LamerX · · Score: 5, Informative

    My inspiron 2650 came with this feature almost a year ago. I called Dell and asked them "What if I don't agree with the license?" He said, "Boot off of your new OS CD and format the hard drive."

    I was like OK. That was what I did. If you do format the hard drive, then you're not bound to the terms. If you never use that OS, then you are fine.

    Okay maybe it wasn't a click-through process. But it said "Press the space bar to agree to the terms of the license agreement."

    So, I don't see what the big deal is. You're not forced to agree. You're not agreeing by using the laptop, so what?

    1. Re:Something New? by TheShadow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So, I don't see what the big deal is.

      The big deal is that there's no good news to post... so michael posts crap all day long.

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    2. Re:Something New? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I was going to bring up this same point.

      The click-through has been there for *years* (at least since 2000). This isn't anything new.

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    3. Re:Something New? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you didn't read the article, or you just didn't understand it?

      This was a ***___BIOS___*** screen.

    4. Re:Something New? by Stingr · · Score: 1

      "He said, "Boot off of your new OS CD and format the hard drive.""

      Considering the average competency of Dell's tech support I'm not sure I would have trusted that information.

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      Reflect, repent, and reboot.
      Order shall return.
    5. Re:Something New? by wolf- · · Score: 1

      Same on my nearly 1 year old Insprion 2650 and the Inspiron 1100 that came this week.

      Booted the Redhat cds and I'm off and running.
      Never saw an agreement, never had to agree to one.

      Just another bored geek who wanted to post an article to slashdot. Nothing NEW here to see.

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    6. Re:Something New? by stevewahl · · Score: 2, Funny
      Okay maybe it wasn't a click-through process. But it said "Press the space bar to agree to the terms of the license agreement."

      So, I don't see what the big deal is. You're not forced to agree. You're not agreeing by using the laptop, so what?


      If it said "press the space bar to agree," did you ever think maybe you are agreeing to the license any time you use the space bar?
    7. Re:Something New? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ididthinkthat.InfactI'mtypingthisonmybrandnewDelll aptop-canneverbetoocareful,youknow.

    8. Re:Something New? by mvdw · · Score: 1
      Can I hexedit the binary to avoid agreeing to the license and use my rights granted by copyright law?

      IANAL either, but what if you changed the license, before agreeing to it? To something like, "I am allowed to do whatever I want with this software, including reverse-engineer it, retrieve the Palladium codes, make unlimited copies of it for sale" - whatever you want. If the EULA is enforceable, then your new agreement is surely enforceable, no?

    9. Re:Something New? by dranga · · Score: 1

      Veritas used to let you do this, I don't know if they still do.. when they brought up the page that says 'Read this EULA....' the whole EULA was in an editable box... so you could change it to whatever you wanted, then click 'I accept'. It dodn't complain when you changed it, either.

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  60. Dude! by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
    Dude! Where's my Dell

    I think this guy's watched Dumb and Dumber a few too many times.

  61. Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    What next? How far in advance can they (conceivably) go? Will I have to agree to the software terms before I open the box?

    Before I may enter the website? Before I walk in the store?

    How about before I get in the car to go to the store? Before I get internet access?

    Before I leave the house in the morning? Before I get a credit card to pay for my ISP?

    Before I wake up? Before the internet is invented?

    Before I was born? Before the great landmass of Pangea split into the continents we know now?

    Before the land that time forgot was forgotten? Before the cosmic dust coalesced into the planets of our solar system?

    BEFORE THE FABRIC OF TIME, SPACE AND DIMENSION WERE TORN ASUNDER BY THE GREAT GOD ALGOROTH AND FASHIONED INTO THE UNIVERSE??

    Fuck it, I'm getting an Apple.

    1. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has click-through EULAs too, you know.

      Of course, they don't make you agree before you get a chance to read the EULA. They have a mini-EULA on the box(at least for MacOS X) and they have the full EULA with the standard "Accept" and "Decline" buttons. When you hit one of those buttons, it asks you something to the effect of "are you sure?"

      I'd say Apple's EULAs are closer to enforceable than anyone's.

    2. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      No, going with apple won't help you.
      Will I have to agree to the software terms before I open the box?
      How about "

      Please note that Apple does not permit the return of or offer refunds for the following products:

      • Product that is custom configured to your specifications
      • Opened memory
      • Opened software
      • Electronic software downloads
      "
      Before I may enter the website?
      How about "BY USING THE SITE, YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS OF USE"
      Before I walk in the store?
      "no shirt, no shoes, no service"
      Before I get internet access?
      um, yes?
      Before I get a credit card to pay for my ISP?
      "Please take a moment to carefully review the Pricing & Terms below"
      Before I wake up?
      That one is between you and your religion.
      Before I was born?
      Talk to you your parents about it, but generally that's part of the marraige agreements.
      BEFORE THE FABRIC OF TIME, SPACE AND DIMENSION WERE TORN ASUNDER BY THE GREAT GOD ALGOROTH AND FASHIONED INTO THE UNIVERSE??
      I thought it was The Planet Algoroth, and yes, there is a corresponding licence agreement.

      So yes, the lawyers have struck everywhere.

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    3. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fuck it, I'm getting an Apple.


      That won't help, their EULA's aren't any better. And you will still be giving money to Microsoft (because they own a large portion of Apple).

    4. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      Fuck it, I'm getting an Apple.

      That should be Apple's new slogan.

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    5. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dood, AlGore fashioned it into the Great Internet, not the universe.

    6. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

      God, this is the funniest thing I've read all week!!!

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    7. Re:Dude, you're duding dude! Dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before Mr. Taylor taught the world to play.
      Before fiberglass. Before parquet...

  62. Such a joke by endus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is unbelievable. These companies expect us to abide by these agreements but don't even take them seriously themselves. If anyone had paid even the slightest bit of attention to this situation at the factory they would have realized the circular logic of this. The god damned lawyers want us to abide by these things, but even they realize that no one reads them. They make such a big deal about the fact that you are entering into an agreement when you click okay, and yet are not even capable of providing you a copy of that agreement to read. Fuck these companies. I have recommended Dell systems to people looking for the cheap, easy, pre-set-up computer for a long time. I have done this because I ahve some *excellent* Dell systems...one that is nearly 8 years old, runs 24/7/365 and is still on it's original IBM HDD. Now Dell has started in with the integrated soundcards, the garbage hardware, and now totally unfeasable click through agreements. I'm sure I have sold more than a few Dells in my time with my recommendations (and no one has ever complained) but they will not be selling any more as a result of my recommendations. This is the last straw.

    1. Re:Such a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      that's your last straw?

      then you missed dell's introduction of non-standard PSUs. plug that mb into a regular PSU in an upgrade and bye-bye mb! yep, they used standard connectors for this. better check what you've got.

      such bullshit. it used to be so easy when you could tell friends and family to just buy a dell.

    2. Re:Such a joke by endus · · Score: 1

      > such bullshit. it used to be so easy when you could tell friends and family to just buy a dell. Word to that! I dunno, replacing mobos and reusing the case and all that enver really bothered me that much...maybe because I *never have enough machines...case PSU and mobo stay together and get pressed into other service (servers firewalls etc) but I def understand what you're saying.

  63. It doesn't matter... by klaxor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd just send this off via registered mail:

    Dear Dell,

    By opening this letter, you agree to the terms of the revised license agreement herein:

    You agree that any prior End User License Agreements to which I have agreed are now invalid.

    Thank you, ....

    1. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that would mean that you would no longer be allowed to use your Dell computer. (As you had to agree to the EULAs, and by making them 'invalid', you are invalidating your allowed use.

      A more useful letter would be something along the lines of "You agree that any prior End User License Agreements to which I have agreed are now modified to the following: Dell grants the End User complete freedom in their use of the hardware or software provided by Dell."

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    2. Re:It doesn't matter... by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      I knew I've seen this done before:

      Marge (reads letter):
      Dear parents. Due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto
      wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks.
      By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal
      responsability on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.

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    3. Re:It doesn't matter... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't word it like that -- it could be interpreted to mean that the agreement no longer exists, and therefore you no longer have any licensed right to use the software.

      I'd say something like, "You agree that I am hereby released of any obligations or restrictions found in the terms of any prior EULAs, and may use my equipment and software in an unlimited, unrestricted context. Oh, and you now agree to warranty my software and hardware."

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    4. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      p.s. You will refund my money and allow me to keep my computer free. And you will send me a new top-of-the line model once a year for the rest of my life.

    5. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so sad that people have come top believe that goods purchased without a EULA mean goods you can't use. When I purchase a Dell, I own it. I can do with it as I please. Lacking any EULA, this will be upheld thanks to hundreds of years of coded, uncoded, common, and precent law. NOW, additionally, and supercedingly, if I sign their EULA, I may be restricted in my use of it those goods. Fair enough. I've agreed to give up some rights. NOW, if that EULA is invalidated, the rights that it took away are returned to me.

      So simple, it hurts.

    6. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I really should have said that he couldn't use WINDOWS on his Dell computer. As, yes, he could continue to use the hardware, but not any licensed software, as you have to have a valid license to run Windows, and invalidating the EULAs invalidates your license to run Windows.

      So, yes, he could still run Linux, but I still like my wording better. :-)

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    7. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you will come to my house and do my dishes.

    8. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and you will send your sister to my house nightly to suck me off. Thank you.

    9. Re:It doesn't matter... by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

      Err. No.

      What the AC was trying to say is that it's a common misconception that you have no right to run the software without agreeing to the license. Software publishers WANT you to think that you have to agree to the license to use the program, but that's not true.

      If you don't agree to the license then you are only bound by copyright law. Copyright law allows you to run the program.

      Why do you think Microsoft started the whole click-thru licensing in the first place? Remember when they simply included the license with the program. Well, that didn't work because you never agreed to it but still had the legal right to run the program. They told you you couldn't run it without agreeing to the license, but that wasn't true. So they made it impossible to run it without agreeing to the license by making you click through.

      I wonder how UCITA is worded (I do live in Virginia). Can I hexedit the binary to avoid agreeing to the license and use my rights granted by copyright law?

      What about web pages? Can I write some javascript to post the form without actually selecting I agree?

      In any case, I am not a lawyer, but I'd LOVE to see a lawyers opinion on all of this.

    10. Re:It doesn't matter... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I really should have said that he couldn't use WINDOWS on his Dell computer.

      Really? And exacty why can't he?

      He bought a computer. He owns the hard drive. He owns the single copy of Windows on his hard drive. According to US Code Title 17 section 117 it is not copyright infringment for him to run it.

      There is NO SUCH THING as a licence to use. The only rights a copyright holder has available to licence to someone are the right to make copies, the right distribute copies, and the right to public performance. (Section 106 lists 6 rights, but they really just amount to the three I listed.)

      The entire EULA mess is a fiction that has simply not been brought before the courts.

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    11. Re:It doesn't matter... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      you no longer have any licensed right to use the software.

      There is no such thing as a licence to use. You can only licence the right to make copies, the right to distribute copies, and the right to public performance. Section 117 of copyright law says it is not infringement to run the copy on the drive he now owns.

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    12. Re:It doesn't matter... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the update. I (like most people, I guess,) assumed that a click-through *WAS* legally binding. i.e. that clicking 'I agree' (which you have to do to run just about anything nowadays,) meant that you have to agree just to run. I guess if you can find a way to AVOID formally agreeing, and still getting the use, I can see how that would fall under the raw copyright laws. I just never thought of it that way.

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    13. Re:It doesn't matter... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be a copyright infringement, it would be a violation of the terms of the license. License infringement is not copyright infringement. Licenses originally weirdly extended copyright law to do stuff that copyright law was never intended to do, but they've evolved to include many other terms that have nothing to do with copyright. It's better to think of EULAs as contracts -- but horrible, not-really-legally kosher, unenforceable contracts.

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    14. Re:It doesn't matter... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be a copyright infringement

      If there is no issue of commiting copyright violation then there is no reason not to decline to agree to the contract. There is no contract unless you choose to agree to it. There is no contract unless you receive some sort of consideration.

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  64. I press the esc key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean it's on the keyboard. I guess I have to call tech support and insist on pressing the esc key. I mean if they say any key that should apply so those bastards better make it work.

  65. Boot settings by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The first time I turn on a new machine, there's a bootable install CD in the drive.

    How do you do that if the computer is set to check the hard drive for a boot sector before it checks the CD for a boot sector?

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    1. Re:Boot settings by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Besides doing what the parent poster said, I also first go into the BIOS, and tweak what I can to my liking. For instance, I turn down the default brightness a notch, and turn on the full performance while on battery power. I also enable booting from floppy and cd before hard drives.

    2. Re:Boot settings by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      Better way is to pull the HD, stick it in a test machine boot on DI emergency floppies and make you image that way.

    3. Re:Boot settings by yerricde · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I also first go into the BIOS

      What if it doesn't let you go into BIOS configuration but instead goes through an uninterruptible "fast POST" and then shows the "all your base are belong to us" screen?

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    4. Re:Boot settings by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I recently picked up a dell laptop, and I remember being allowed to go into the bios, so I'm pretty sure that the license they are claiming was in the bios was probably actually loaded out of the boot sector on the hard drive.

      However, if it truely was something that you had to agree to in order to get into the bios, that's pretty messed up.

    5. Re:Boot settings by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      How do you get into the BIOS without pressing any keys on the keyboard and agreeing to the EULA - or is it OK BEFORE the screen pops up?

      Honest question.

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    6. Re:Boot settings by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      Hit f2 as soon as the laptop powers on.

    7. Re:Boot settings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like having a clueless mod who didn't pay attention to what the topic was...

    8. Re:Boot settings by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      The license agreement is on a 30MB partition at the start of the disk. Pull the plug (so you don't hit a key), start the machine up and hit F2 before the license agreement comes up.

  66. Re:They already do that!!!! by botzi · · Score: 1
    So why do you ask the question when we all know the answer??? If you think that agreeing to EULA's that you CAN'T even read, because they're not shipped with the product doesn't mean:
    "By clicking here, you agree that we can do whatever we want, whatever that may be, whether or not we inform you beforehand"

    Well, think again.

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  67. Hey Dell You're nuts by The+Terminator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I read it right they put it in BIOS?

    Then in Germany they have to disable it or refund. Legally it's a defect of the machine. Every EULA and other crap the dudes invent in their hybris is plainly null and void in Germany.
    If you buy something every rules you are forced to accept after the purchase is considered void. And if you are hampered in the use of such a good it is considered a defect and you are entitled for remedy or refund.

    1. Re:Hey Dell You're nuts by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Need any fat and ugly attorneys over in Germany? It's begining to sound like a great place to live. You love Linux, love consumers, and love sausage. Sounds like heaven to me!

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    2. Re:Hey Dell You're nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then we just ship all the Dell's to germany, have them boot them up, and then ship them back! Sounds like the job for a new service oriented company to me...

    3. Re:Hey Dell You're nuts by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      It's also the land of chocolate.

      Mmmmm. The land of chocolate.

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    4. Re:Hey Dell You're nuts by frost22 · · Score: 1
      Need any fat and ugly attorneys over in Germany?
      Attorneys ? Hmmm. well... lawyering in Germany is heavily regulated. Ambulance chasing, result based payment contracts, suing for ridiculous damages over something minor, all these favourite hobbies you american lawyers so love can get you disbarred here faster than you can say "constitution". Oh, we don't have punitive damages either.

      So, you might have another thought about that. Or two...
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    5. Re:Hey Dell You're nuts by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Why would I care about punative damages when I had sausage?!

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  68. Re:Dude, you get charged to ship it back. by gregholt · · Score: 1

    Dude, you get charged to ship it back.

  69. Dude, you are standing up for principle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are far too few people like you left in this country. Rock on, never quit. If only everyone would give Dell a hard time about this...

  70. Re:What's the big deal? by boneshintai · · Score: 1

    The big deal is that consumers are expected to agree to any and every one of these liscence agreements that comes along. Yes, the majority of the clauses are unenforcable. Yes, the "contracts" may be completely invalid (no consideration, no negotiation, post-sale conditions...).

    Do you have the time and money to fight it in court if the company that made the software decides to "terminate your liscence" for some violation? Or sue for breaking one of the terms of the agreement?

    Elsewhere upthread, someone points out that the Visual Studio EULA does not permit you to make a word processor. What if you run a company that makes software, your developers took your advice and just clicked through that agreement, and wrote a word processor? Would you like to pay for the legal battle over the enforcabillity of that clause?

  71. Worth the virtual paper it's written on by orionware · · Score: 0

    Two things:

    1) EULAS are only valid if people actually give a shit enough to follow them or care. I disregard EULA's completely and are largely unenforced or unenforceable. They are legal CYA for the most part.

    2) Is the EULA in every language that might be spoken? If not I'd bet they have a hard time even attempting to enforce it. Have your non-english speaking IT guy install a fresh copy of whatever on it before he gives it to you..

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  72. Re:What an Ass by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

    "Causing trouble" is how change occurs. If everyone just sat back and accepted things like sheep, where would we be now?

    Why do you read slashdot if you're one of the sheep?

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  73. Re:Dude, RTFA by rhkaloge · · Score: 1

    Ya know, like, the one just posted above you?

    Did you have to buy their laptop? NO
    Apparently he had to buy A laptop - his only real mistake seems to getting a Dell.
    Do they force you to sign the license or click accept? NO
    Dude, he didn't click on it.
    Can you return the laptop, get money back and buy another product? YES
    Dude, he did return it.

    The complaint is why they did this, and will it become standard (since NOONE reads the dang things, as Dell's logic goes...)

    In other words, Dell, you just lost a Dude...

    Skippy

  74. Re:What's the big deal? by arkanes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not using the software doesn't mean the EULA doesn't apply to you - for example, if you've legally installed any MS software, including security patches, in the last year or so, you no longer have the right to run or publish benchmarks of the .NET framework. Period. Or for Media Player 9, too. This is even if you don't use the software in question anymore, or even if you didn't use it at all. The idea that they're unenforcable is open to debate - they're certainly enough of a legal wedge to make life difficult for you. If they _are_ unenforcable, then it should be a violation of fair trade laws to even show the damn things at all. It's a fucked up part of a fucked up industry and hassling people over it is about all you can do. The fact that a manager at Dell told him that he should just click through and that it didn't matter is grossly irresponsible - meaningless or not, the correct answer is that he'll have a copy of the EULAs in the mail to him the next buisness day. This was newsworthy as much for how shittily Dell support handles it (and for what it reveals about how important they consider EULAs) as much as for the existence of the screen.

  75. Re:What's the big deal? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    shutdown and boot from something else.

    What if the computer won't let you "boot from something else" without agreeing?

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  76. Hope they dont get charged by Seq · · Score: 2, Funny
    After all this, we *did* try to boot off a Linux install CD. That just took us to the same screen as before. So we had to go into the BIOS so that it would try to boot off the CD before the hard disk, but after we did that, Windows started to boot, without having displayed the "press a key to agree" screen. We quickly powered the machine down before Windows started. [Though now you no longer get the "press a key to agree" screen when you turn it on, even with the BIOS settings back the way they were.]

    So, did they just violate the DMCA?

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  77. NOW that is funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    serial killer software

    1. Re:NOW that is funny! by The+Unabageler · · Score: 1

      serial killer software

      is that anything like a keygen?

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  78. Re:What's the Point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but by now they're so commonplace and so ignored..."

    They're not ignored by the courts. And that's the real problem.

  79. Shameless Self-Promotion by ewhac · · Score: 1

    Here's my lengthy editorial on the subject of shrinkwrap "licenses", and why they're pharmaceutically-pure bullshit. I'm disappointed to see that, in the years since I wrote it, the situation has gotten worse, not better.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Shameless Self-Promotion by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Read it. Interesting. So did you ever get accosted by some lawyer trying to tell you why you were all wrong? :)

      C//

  80. Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Company by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Agree. People like to beat on this EULA business because it is a chance to take a cheap shot at some Big Evil Corporation that we're all supposed to loathe.

    A bit of thought should indicate that any agreement or license that says, in effect, read and agree to my terms before using this product but can't be read without making use of the product is going to be difficult to enforce.

    What'd he expect the Dell license to say that was different from all the other licenses in the industry? If you wanna be that anal about it, call Dell and tell them you are putting the credit card payment on hold until Dell FedEx's you hardcopy of all those licenses.

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  81. Bullshit by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You doin't think the computer industry making people agree to things they haven't read not newsworthy?

    Companies telling people to lie?

    I read the liscenses, and I would have done the same damn thing.

    "So some Dell tech forgot to put the damn license agreement in the box "
    2 points:
    1) how do you know they put one in normallt?

    2) they didn't have a method in place to get one to a customer, not even mail.

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  82. This is just another reason... by alchemist68 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am happy to own an Apple Power Macintosh. Apple doesn't screw around with its users. Apple doesn't put all kinds of weird icons like AOL, MSN, EarthLink on my desktop. The computer comes out of the box with a blank desktop, no gimick license agreements, and best of all, everything works well all the time. Good God, why oh why do people WASTE their time with Wintel?

    My boss just won the raffle for an old company laptop. He went out and purchased a wireless PC card. When he installed it and loaded the software, the software said to install the Windows 98 2nd Edition installation CD. Well, he didn't have one since it was a recently retired company laptop, and installation CDs at the company are VERBOTTEN except for the IT department. I told him if he had an Apple, everything would have worked from the beginning, and he still would not have had to install any additional software. He spent 5 hours playing around with installation CDs at home, calling the wireless PC card company to see if they could just email him the drivers, he's even contacted the company IT department and they haven't gotten back with him yet. By golly, that old laptop sure was a bargain. That's 5 hours he could have used for spending time with his family, having fun, or doing something truly productive. I guess it comes down to "What is your time worth in your life?" Personally, I don't have any time to waste and I need everything to work out of the box with no fuss.

    Apple, it's the way to go for personal computing needs. All you can do with a PC is use it as a space heater, a door stop, or an enclosure for a fireworks event.

    1. Re:This is just another reason... by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      You are blinded by zealotism...

    2. Re:This is just another reason... by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      So basically you're saying he didn't have a valid license/CD to run Win98SE in the first place? How is this Windows' fault, or a PC's fault for that matter?

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    3. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this have to do with Dell EULA? But i suppose you're right.. he should have won an apple instead, next time he'll know to win an apple instead of a pc.

      You know I won a ferrari once and shit i wish i hadn't cause the insurance on it was a bitch.

      i know i know, don't feed the trolls.

    4. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God, why oh why do people WASTE their time with Wintel?

      That's a damn good question.

      I've wondered about my friends and co-workers who whine constantly about Windows and I tell them, you know, on a Mac that's real simple, etc., etc.

      Then they say "oh really? maybe I should get one."

      Then they don't get one. Usually some lame excuse like "well, it was too expensive, I got this laptop for $699 and it does the same stuff." .. then they whine when it breaks.

      Or "but all my files are there already, I don't know how to transfer them." then they just start over from scratch on the new machine anyway and copy files as they need them.

      It's just BIZARRE. Like an anti-reality distortion field. Occasionally somebody will try one and they love it.

    5. Re:This is just another reason... by alchemist68 · · Score: 1

      My entire point is...the guy who bought his Dell laptop WASTED A LOT of time calling Dell, talking to clueless people who could never help him because Dell never intended people to question the Dell EULA. Dell assumes that the general population are mindless drones that respond to an environment rather than engage and participate in it. This guy wasted HOURS and got nowhere but pissed-off at Dell. My other point is that Apple NEVER does this to its customers. You see, Micro$oft started this bullshit being agressive with its EULA, now the hardware manufacturers are doing it. Why? Why harass your user base? Is it presumption that the Wintel world is so large that they can FUCK EVERYONE over whenever they want. It's cruel and serves no other purpose than to lock-in a purchase, oh you pressed ANY KEY and AGREED to the EULA, sorry, can't take back your computer, you're stuck with it. And I question is it legal? Well, probably, since Dell's doing it and they probably consulted with several lawyers. Is it moral? HELL NO! Fucking Bastards, Dell deserves negative press coverage from shit like this, man, now I'm pissed-off. I hate seeing people get screwed for no reason.

    6. Re:This is just another reason... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      So if he had something running pre-OSX (which would be likely, given the options available for Macs when Win98SE was out), a wireless card would have 'just worked'? I find that hard to believe.

      Maybe if the laptop had been running *any* modern OS, it would've 'just worked.' Maybe a 4-year old OS just isn't cut out to handle all the latest gadgets.

      And why the hell would anybody contact hardware vendor's IT department for drivers? Have him try customer support next time -- he might have better luck.

      And, for the record, I like Apple, and I think the most recent Mac lines are awesome. But this post just sounds like a pro-Apple tool that needs to vent because s/he feels so incensed about the fact that their chosen computing platform is such a distant #2 to Windows/Intel.

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    7. Re:This is just another reason... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      "Apple doesn't screw around with its users..."

      Ya, that's probably because Apple hardware is twice as expensive as its PC counterpart. They ALREADY screwed you when you bought the freaking thing!

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    8. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You buy a 600 buck piece of crap, your gonna get a 600 buck piece of crap; that also happens to make a wonderful paper weight.

      mac.

    9. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    10. Re:This is just another reason... by orionware · · Score: 0

      Flip the instances of wintel and apple around and this would have been labelled as either troll or flamebait.

      But since it professes the arguable ease of use of the Mac, it's informative..

      Bollocks.

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    11. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple, apple.

      It's just a corp like every other corp and it has done, and still does, it's fair share of shitty things. I really hate it. If I were to choose between Dell and Apple.. eh.. The jury's still out on that one.

    12. Re:This is just another reason... by BlackBolt · · Score: 1

      Dude, the phrase "would have just worked" applies EVEN MORE to Mac OSes pre-OSX. OS X isn't NEARLY as "plug-and-play idiot proof" as the old Mac OSes. But they were less stable (about the same as 98), and a lot uglier GUI-wise than OSX. But plug and play really did work well back then.

      Just my 2 cents, from experience. But yeah, Mac Zealots deserve a one-way trip to Camp XRay.

    13. Re:This is just another reason... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      You've never read an Apple EULA have you? I'm as much of a fan of Apple as the next mac owner, but they can be pretty nasty at times in the EULA

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    14. Re:This is just another reason... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You will not find a bigger Mac enthusiast than me. Every machine I have bought in the last 10 years is an Apple. I make my living from programming the Mac. I could go on...

      However, what you are saying isn't right. When you buy a Mac, you *do* have to agree to several EULAs. I think that they are actually printed out for you and are available to read before you break the seal signifying that you agree to them. They also have click through EULAs.

      They aren't quite as bad as Dell in this instance, but to say they don't require you to agree to a EULA is not correct.

      And in the case you're talking about, the guy *won* the computer for free. Jeez, even I have taken free PCs. The only windows computer I have I got for free. Admitedly, everyone in my family prefers to use a Mac and mostly that computer is unused. But, it isn't like the guy had a choice about what he was winning.

      Also, Apple has put all sorts of icons on the desktop in the past. During MacOS 8.x heyday, they would install all sorts of crap on the desktop.

      Even today they install software that you may or may not want. (iTunes, iMovie, etc.)

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    15. Re:This is just another reason... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Apple doesn't screw around with its users.
      Unless they sign up for iTunes, then have the nerve to move to Canada.

    16. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aha! I finally understand what the term "fucktard" means."

      You've had your entire life to look in the mirror, and you're only understanding now?

    17. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You are so wrong about Apple.

      Apple hates its users. They do annoying things like get the beautiful work of art dirty.

      Apple had the original 90 day warranty and they are so close to being back to it now it is painful (I know this pain).

      But keep drinking the koolaid, keep telling yourself you did the right thing to pay so much money for so little substance. Feel superior, because you're different, you're special, and damnit, you can make a difference.

    18. Re:This is just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That only prevents him from buying new music, not from listening to the music he's already purchased.

      asshole

    19. Re:This is just another reason... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      "Good God, why oh why do people WASTE their time with Wintel?"

      Because it's CHEAP, and you can get one without a monitor already attached (before you start about PowerMacs, go back and re-read the first part of the sentence).

      Oh, by the way... I don't have a "Wintel" computer. I have 2 AMD Athlons and a Via C3, all running Linux. If you're going to criticize, at least criticize accurately!

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  83. EULA's are terrible by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd like to see them go to court over this stuff sometime. With any other type of product, you have some sort of recourse if it totally sucks, but not with software. According to the terms of the EULA, it doesn't have to actually do anything, but if it does do something, and that something is bad, then it's not their fault.

    I've grown to hate dell so much in the last few years. That tech support call is vintage dell. I haven't had a good experience with dell tech support in so long, I can't even remember the last time. Their service personel are hopelessly incompentent...grrrr.

    Let me just give an example:

    I used to work for a company that had sold a large number of dell rack servers with PERC 3 (i think) RAID controllers. Don't know who made these controllers, but they sucked. BIG TIME. It was to the point where the systems with NO redundancy, just a simple harddrive, were far more reliable.

    Every time a RAID controller died, we called dell, and every time they managed to destroy the damn RAID information! EVERY TIME! It didn't matter if they sent a tech, or tried to give us phone support, BAM! The whole thing went into the toilet and we had to try and rebuild it to the point where we could get some information off it.

    I've seen a damn situation where a dell tech had to go replace a FRICKING HARD DRIVE. A HOTSWAP harddrive, in a computer that didn't HAVE a raid problem, and the bastard managed to kill the RAID! All he had to do was pull the bad drive, and slot the new one in, and the damn thing would have rebuilt ITSELF!

    And on top of all of this, they are SO stingy about sending parts, or replacing faulty equipment. I am NOT going to spend a month rebuilding a whole box one part at a time. That is UNACCEPTABLE! I have to spend hours on the phone trying to work through tech support on an issue where I already know what the problem is and I just need them to send me a fricking part!

    I really can't come up with a company I'd be less willing to buy a computer from. I'd buy one off a blanket from a cracked out junkie in Times Square before I'd call them again.

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    1. Re:EULA's are terrible by Nynaeve · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Question: If computer company X (insert HP/Compaq, Dell, Gateway, etc.) is so awful, how are they still in business?

      Truth is, they won't be.

      Packard bell and many others are nowhere to be found nowadays. Compaq was on its last legs when the merger occurred. Home computers (not business computers, though -- different world!) are a commodity, and the tier 1 vendors now firmly believe they can save more by shafting the customers that complain than they can gain by supporting them.

      Answer: Buy from a reputable local shop where you talk face-to-face with someone about your problems, and their continued existence depends on providing you with a solution.

      If you buy a computer from a web site, and you have problems, you are at their mercy -- no two ways about it. Now, they realize they can blow you off or give you the run-around and there is nothing you can do about it (for all practical purposes, anyway). If you return the product, then you aren't a customer, and they don't care about you or your feelings. If you are trying to get them to repair something, they can still nitpick you to death about the warranty and attempt to invalidate it. Should that not be effective, they can harass you with "misunderstandings" and "lost information" until you go insane. Never mind it would be cheaper to help you from the beginning -- it's not about the cost to the company, it's how it's reported. If they can shuffle the cost of not supporting you to a different part of the company, their accounts look even better, in an "WorldCom/Anderson" sort of way.

    2. Re:EULA's are terrible by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Dell tech support was great... when they were selling UNIX. I had never touched *nix and their sales dept promised me i'd get the box with the OS installed. Naturally it arrived with only DOS installed and UNIX on floppies. I made those poor tech support bastards walk me thru every step including a kernel recompile.

      dell: ok now edit the blah file
      me: what's the command for edit?
      them: oh shit

    3. Re:EULA's are terrible by sloth+jr · · Score: 1
      You are absolutely correct about Dell, and we're coming to regret our general policy to buy PowerEdge servers.

      We've found that Dell:
      a) IGNORES their stated SLAs. I waited three weeks for Dell to replace a production server supposedly covered under next-day replacement, because Dell first insisted on shipping us PARTS, rather than a complete replacement (this was for a blade server modules). Never again: I'll spend three hours of their toll-free time to get a manager on the phone and GET ME MY DAMN SERVER. I've never seen a company so retarded - three hours keeping me on hold and having their support droog run around with his head cut off surely costs more than just cross-shipping me a new box.

      b) Provides RAID controllers every bit as as flaky as you describe. I think it's quite likely that the Dell tech dispatched to replace your drive actually did the job correctly. I've lost degraded RAID drives more than once when swapping drives. Recovery ability in these controllers is really, really bad (the DAC960 controllers we had in our old VA boxes, slow as they were, always managed to recover from degraded).

      c) Provides support from hell. Ironically, this is one of the reasons we SELECTED Dell (presuming they had their shit together, unlike VA's dying days). They just don't.

      sloth jr

    4. Re:EULA's are terrible by jimsum · · Score: 2, Informative

      How does dealing with a local shop help? They can blow you off just as easily as a big company. In fact, it is easier for a small company to blow you off. An internet story complaining about Dell will get noticed, a story about LocalTech will not.

      The answer is to deal with a reputable seller, local or not.

      The cynic in me prevents me from stopping there :-) I don't believe that any computer seller will provide support that is worth paying extra for. I have found that technical support can't answer any question that isn't in the documentation or help file. The only way to deal with computers (x86/Windows computers, that is :-) is to learn to fix them yourself, or to know someone who won't blow you off. The best thing to do is to get a local company to put a computer together out of good-quality parts and make sure you have documentation for everything in your computer.

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    5. Re:EULA's are terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, they realize they can blow you off or give you the run-around

      Hello is this citibank? Yes I would like to get a charge removed from my credit card. Why yes I did try to work it out with them.

      Its AMAZING how quick they are ready to deal when the money is gone and you have the goods....

    6. Re:EULA's are terrible by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      HA! Funny mods! Someone is being amused at your expense. Your situation is completely opposite from my experience with Dell. I can't tell if you're serious or not!

      In any case, if your vendor is Dell, they now have a self-ordering system for replacement parts. As long as you know what you are doing, you can get as many parts as you need with just little blurbs on their online form. Four hour response on servers. I haven't talked to a live person at Dell in almost two years.

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    7. Re:EULA's are terrible by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I agree. Dell is just my biggest unfavorite at this time. Part of it is the damn customers. I went into a situation where the client needed two servers, to run some kind of fail-over redundant file server setup. Not a huge business or anything.

      The techs got together, and gave them a quote for around 8000 which was about 2000 dollars of profit on top of 6000 dollars worth of machine, which was all they needed and more, a really nice deal.

      The customer gets all creeped out because the boxes aren't going to be "name brand" whatever the hell that means, and goes to dell and gets 2 servers for like 8500 dollars. Then we add in around 2000 dollars worth of extra hard drives, and then come the inevitable hardware problems, and on and on.

      Turned into a real fiasco--they got a bunch of substandard components put together by a company that offers substandard tech support, for an unreasonably high price. When the smoke cleared, they were pissed off at us (marketings fault).

      I don't know. The way the market is right now, its silly not to make your own box. I bought a 3000 dollar dell in 1997, and a 3500 dell in 2000, and then, this year, I ripped all the video and audio stuff, and the extra hard drives out of the second dell, and built a computer with those, and some really nice high end parts, for 1600 which would have cost me 4000 from dell, with crappier parts. Screw them, I'm never going back.

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    8. Re:EULA's are terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, that's not entirely true. Gateway ships computers with shit parts (Quantum Fireball, anyone?). Dell forces sales reps to do ANYTHING possible to make a sale, due to ridiculously high sales quotas (i.e. over $85,000 a week for a kiosk staffed by 1-5 people working part-time). If we move to other arenas, we can all tell stories about companies like Blockbuster, Verizon, AT&T, and so on and so forth.

      Yet people keep coming. Why? Why continue to support companies that continually screw us? It's simple: We think we have no other choice. Through marketing campaigns, sudden sales, and deceptive sales tactics, we buybuybuy all that we can, because we think we need things like SUVs, cable television, movie rentals (with convenient late fees attached!), and pre-built computers. Nobody ever stops to consider consequences...or, if they do, they convince themselves that it will not happen to them.

      Truth is, these companies will continue to feed us shit and lies. Has-beens like Packard Bell and Compaq fall by the wayside due to mismanagement and poor decisions, or because they lacked the capacity for manipulation and consumer hatred that winners like Dell excel at.

      Not that i'd know or anything..I only work for Dell. Do I go home every night feeling guilty that I just sold several thousand dollars worth of shitty computers consisting largely of empty promises and warranties? You bet your ass.

    9. Re:EULA's are terrible by Quelthalas · · Score: 1

      "I've grown to hate dell so much in the last few years. That tech support call is vintage dell. I haven't had a good experience with dell tech support in so long, I can't even remember the last time. Their service personel are hopelessly incompentent...grrrr." I dont want to stick up for Dell in any crazy way or anything. But the one time I have had to call for a repair to my computer, it was on Friday. On Monday, I had a person contracted by Dell knocking on my door to fix it (who knows how the heck he got into my dorm building). Of course, I do have the highest warantee, and a laptop. I spilled water on my computer, and they came and just replaced my system board and my keyboard without even checking to see what was actually wrong. They heard water damage and came with those two parts and replaced them without any hassle. I cant disagree when it comes to desktops though.

    10. Re:EULA's are terrible by Maxwell'sSilverLART · · Score: 1

      I haven't talked to a live person at Dell in almost two years.

      So you're still on hold, too?

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  84. "Contracts of Adhesion" are not enforceable...but by buelba · · Score: 5, Informative
    The "shrinkwrap license" we all hate is just another example of a long-standing practice by commercial operators. When you park your car, for example, a lot of times the bottom of the ticket says "By accepting this ticket you agree that our liability if your car gets hit is capped at $500," or something like that. These contracts are called "contracts of adhesion" (because they adhere to the ticket or whatever) and terms of these contracts are often found unenforceable by the courts. Any reasonable lawyer, not working for one of the sides in this issue, would say that substantial doubt surrounds the enforceability of shrinkwrap licenses in the United States.

    BUT bad people are trying to change all that. They've come up with a proposed law, called the Uniform Computer Information Transactions Act, or UCITA. UCITA would, among other things, explicitly make shrinkwrap licenses fully enforceable. This would be a very bad thing.

    UCITA is already the law in Maryland and Virginia. If you live in those states, move!

    For more information on why UCITA is bad, click here. Find your state representatives here. Tell them what you think.

  85. Simplify by gUmbi · · Score: 1

    More people would read/obey license agreements if they were shorter. Allow the user to click on certain clauses for more detailed information.

  86. Re:What's the Point of this? by merchant_x · · Score: 1

    You don't think it's a reasonable request to see what terms they are asking you to agree too?

  87. You must have had the same one I did by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    I spent 2 hours on the phone trying to tell the rep I had a dead motherboard. But he had to go through his list of questions before issuing a service call.

    1. Re:You must have had the same one I did by schatten · · Score: 1

      and those questions are:

      after providing the system w/the express service code to decipher your service tag #, which rarely works these days when transferred overseas, you'll give them the tag #... then...

      spoken in unintelligible-broken-English-from-his-outsourced- self:
      - what is your name?
      - what is your number?
      - what is the company name?
      - where is it located?
      - what is the shipping address of the company should we need to send out parts?
      - what is the contact name on the address, should we need to send out parts?
      - what is the number for the address, should we need to send parts?

      okay.. how can I help you?

      remember, all of this is asked BEFORE you pose any questions to them.

      currently I work for a company... let's say a VERY large company and we have a VERY large account with them, so our 'premier' support is NON-existent.

      Dell, if you are reading this... you shouldn't have outsourced overseas! you shouldn't have let go all of those employees to save your own stock. for you to save several hundreds of thousands of dollars, you let friends and family go into the unemployment world of today. more efficient? get rid of your top layer of management, including that lying joke of a VP: Mort Topfer. he should be lynched for his comments to the media years ago regarding layoffs and hiring.

  88. If he REALLY wanted to be an ass... by raehl · · Score: 1

    He'd sue them for selling him a defective product.

    Of course, he could also have just documented the process he used to not sign the EULA, and if it ever came to it, just point out that he never agreed to it.

  89. Erm, buy something else? by MBMarduk · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people buy Dells and HP's and the like. Don't other countries have Windows-less laptops? Here in Holland it's not that difficult to find 'em. If you look at the front page of the dutch computer chain Computer-Land here: http://www.computer-land.nl/ ...you see they offer all their laptops "EXCL. Windows" Not having a Dell/HP/IBM logo on it doesn't seem like a huge disadvantage.

  90. Dude, you are missing the point by Lightwarrior · · Score: 1

    The only way to agree to the EULA is to lie. It asks you to read all the licensing agreements for the software on the computer, and agree to them, before accepting this EULA.

    Can't read 'em, because the EULA is in the way.
    Can't agree to the EULA, because you haven't read the licenses.
    Goto 10

    Not to mention that Dell support told them to "just accept it", and they were unable to provide them with the documentation to which they were supposed to agree.

    -lw

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  91. Re:What's the big deal? by Wirenut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Which means, as noted here in a bunch of other msgs, it's a slow news days and there is nothing of real news to post.

    If Dell were somehow blocking using the machine without accepting the license and/or using software, that might be an issue worth commenting on.

    This is not news, and not even an issue worth mentioning at dinner.

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  92. Re:What's the Point of this? by onyxruby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Not reasonable to do so here. This person purchased a notebook computer, not a desktop. Whilst I agree that people should build their own computer (I've been doing it for quite some years), it's simply not feasible to do this with a notebook. If you need a notebook, you have to buy a preassembled one. If you do, you need to be told at the time of purchase that you are required to agree to all license agreements before you can decline Windows or anything else. With many computers now shipping from the factory with spyware enabled applications, I don't consider this a moot point.


    This is more of an issue if you are in fields like medical, defense, and other such data / privacy oriented environments. Agree to a EULA that lets a third party monitor data on your computer in these environments and you could conceivably go to prison if not get sued. The factory images can't be trusted, and are always unsuitable to business use. As a result most business or government systems are imaged before ever being put into use.


    The other problem is the license agreements are forced to be agreed to blindly without an option to decline. It would be different if the message on boot brought you sequentially through all software liceneses, with an opportunity to decline and still use the hardware. Afterall, it's the hardware that I'm buying, especially if I want to use Linux. The license agreements may be commonplace and ignored, but unfortunately there also presently considered legally enforceable contracts. Makes me wonder when someone will prove a point on this by making a license that requires the turnover of a persons' estate when they die.

  93. Missing the point for the trees by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    Okay, the first sentence refers to software you *ordered* above and beyond the default installed software and is only commentary. Not a legally binding statement.

    Every default installed software by Dell will have its own agreement that you will individually have to agree to.

    It's the SECOND sentence that's the real kicker and I'm suprised that everyone's missed it. It states that you agree that the CD's you got with your laptop ARE your backups. (Legally, everyone's entitled to ONE backup of their media) Which means you legally CANNOT make a backup image of your harddrive. Because you already have the backup software on the CD's.

    1. Re:Missing the point for the trees by BrynM · · Score: 1
      It states that you agree that the CD's you got with your laptop ARE your backups.
      Perceptive! Someone mod the truly wise parent up, please.
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    2. Re:Missing the point for the trees by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      It states that you agree that the CD's you got with your laptop ARE your backups. (Legally, everyone's entitled to ONE backup of their media) Which means you legally CANNOT make a backup image of your harddrive. Because you already have the backup software on the CD's.

      How so? Backups are merely an example of allowable copying under copyright law. I could make 100 copies of the software and be in the clear so long as I didn't distribute them.

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  94. DUDE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gotta slashdotted!!111

  95. Easy away around the EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's an easy away around the EULA. I always install my EULAed software stoned drunk. No contract is valid if you're not in your sane mind.

    Another alternative is to have your 5 year old child to install the software. He can't agree to anything.

    You don't actually need to agree to the EULA to run the software. But if you don't, your license automatically falls into standard copyright law which basically gives you more rights than most EULAs.

    1. Re:Easy away around the EULA by darien · · Score: 1

      There's an easy away around the EULA. I always install my EULAed software stoned drunk. No contract is valid if you're not in your sane mind.

      Tell that to the barman as you refuse to pay for that twelfth whiskey you just downed.

    2. Re:Easy away around the EULA by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Nice try - but if "Law and Order" tought us anything, its that being drunk is no defense against drunk driving. Same goes for installing software.

    3. Re:Easy away around the EULA by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Tell that to the barman as you refuse to pay for that twelfth whiskey you just downed.

      Man walks into a bar, says to the bartender, "give me ten shots of whiskey."
      He starts downing them as soon as the bartender can pour them, bam, bam, bam...
      Bartender says, "woah, buddy, you've gotta slow down. You'll make yourself sick"
      The man snarls back, "if you had what I had, you'd be drinking this fast, too," and keeps drinking.
      "Geez, I'm sorry," says the bartender. "What do you have?"

      "Oh, about fifty cents."

      ;)

      -T

    4. Re:Easy away around the EULA by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      That's a Sales Transaction, not a contract. Different rules.

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    5. Re:Easy away around the EULA by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 1

      That's a sale, not a contract... someone else pointed this out above as well, but legally they are not the same thing. Not that you need bother to get drunk to avoid meeting the basic obligations of a contract when faced with an EULA... there are so many ways they don't comport to the existing law it's beyond a joke.

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    6. Re:Easy away around the EULA by Hierarch · · Score: 1

      Ye Olde Blockquote:

      There's an easy away around the EULA. I always install my EULAed software stoned drunk. No contract is valid if you're not in your sane mind.

      Another alternative is to have your 5 year old child to install the software. He can't agree to anything.



      So for double safety, I should get my 5-year-old drunk and have her install the software? Come to think of it, she'd probably do a better job than I would, anyway!

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    7. Re:Easy away around the EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know, there is no law against using computer software while drunk.

    8. Re:Easy away around the EULA by bobthemuse · · Score: 1

      This is a common misconception. Being insane and being drunk are not considered the same. There was a court case several years back where a guy agreed to sell his house at a bar for a very low price, went to court on your argument, and the agreement was upheld.

    9. Re:Easy away around the EULA by darien · · Score: 1

      Is it different in the US? In the UK, as I understand it, a sale is a fairly normal contract - I give you x in exchange for y - with some of its terms mandated by law. But what do I know?

      Anyway, of course, if you did try to claim there was no contract after drinking the whiskey, the bartender would have every right to demand the whiskey back; and, since you would presumably be unable to return it in its original state, he would have a claim against you for having misappropriated his property. But meh, I was just being facetious.

    10. Re:Easy away around the EULA by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Yes, Sales are treated as a transaction. Goods for Considerations. Contracts are treated differently.

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  96. Re:My Dell is faster than my G5?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    toss this 8====D wanker!!!!

  97. Re:What's the Point of this? by OS24Ever · · Score: 1
    So you are saying Dell is choosing who is the *right* customer?


    Absolutely. As a business they don't have the time or the resources to dedicate to something that 99% of the planet just ignores and moves on. That's the beauty & evil of a click through license, put enough leagalese in it and people ignore it.

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  98. Had this problem... by mi · · Score: 1
    It's crazy that it came to this. If they had said *anything* reasonable, we would have been happy to just install Linux on the thing and be done with it. But they were saying that anyone who uses a Dell laptop (with this startup screen) *has* to just lie about having read the licenses, and just blindly agree to them.

    Faced with this screen I turned the computer off, and booted it from CD. FreeBSD installation CD that is.

    The article says, they tried that, but that Windows started to boot. I guess, they did not try hard enough, or that the Dell's BIOS has changed over last year...

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  99. Happens in Open Source too! by SlashChick · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First of all, I completely agree that some of the EULA clauses in proprietary software are absurd. (If I remember correctly, Microsoft did remove the benchmark testing clause at some point, however.)

    But open source software has some equally bad doozies.

    For instance, I write a software application similar to phpMyAdmin. It's open-source by nature since it's written in PHP, but I don't use the GPL or a free software license -- I sell the code and the users are then free to make any modifications they wish, but they have no redistribution rights (much like the vBulletin license.)

    This software lets clients update a database easily. It uses MySQL as the backend.

    Recently, MySQL changed their client license to the GPL. This means that ANY application that uses the MySQL client software (e.g. mysql_connect() and mysql_query() in PHP) must now be GPL, or you must pay a license fee to MySQL. This has upset many developers, and it will cause PHP itself to drop the MySQL client libraries since PHP isn't a GPL application. (The MySQL client libraries will be a separate download.)

    Basically, the MySQL license change has polarized the development community into those who say "F*ck 'em; everything should be under the GPL anyway" and those who say that MySQL led everyone along until it became popular, and then decided to cut off their developers.

    I have four choices now:
    1) Release my application under the GPL, which grants redistribution rights to anyone I sell it to (i.e. anyone could buy it once and put up the application on Joe Blow's Download Site for free). I don't consider this a viable option because I don't want to allow redistribution rights for free.
    2) Pay $220 per server to MySQL for my application. That is to say, pay $220 for our database server, and force my clients to pay $220 if they don't want to use our database server and hosting service. I don't consider this a viable option either, because I feel that it's blackmail.
    3) Only use old versions of MySQL with my application.
    4) Switch to PostgreSQL.

    Obviously, #3 and #4 are what I've decided on. This means porting over 2500 lines of code to ADOdb (a database-independent PHP layer which I have used before with great success) and then testing everything with PostgreSQL instead. It means learning an entirely new database, and it means pulling ALL of my existing customers to a new database.

    So while you may say that "Microsoft suxx0rs" because of their EULAs, I say that open-source often does the same thing. Look at Red Hat's absurd EOL policy. Why? Because they've finally figured out what step 2 in the following equation is:

    1) Release open-source software
    2) Charge people money for your product after you've locked then in, since they've already decided to base a business/software product around it
    3) Profit!!

    Only this won't work for MySQL, and it won't work for Red Hat either. I'm switching away from both. They've both been great for me, but I don't consider blackmail a viable business plan.

    1. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by xtermz · · Score: 1, Troll

      So basically, you're bitching about having to pay for a 3rd party component, which you did not create, and that you wish to distribute via a software package that you are selling?

      Do you know how rediculous that sounds?

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    2. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by darkov · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why don't you write a little adaptor that connects to the mysql db that your app connects to (without linking to it) and GPL that?

    3. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by SlashChick · · Score: 1

      I don't redistribute MySQL with my application. It uses the built-in PHP client libraries which are installed when you install PHP.

      If I would have had to pay in the first place, I would have evaluated that as part of my decision when I wrote the software.

      For instance, I know that I have to pay for Microsoft SQL Server or Oracle on every server that I install it on. I'm fine with paying for software. I take exception to the fact that MySQL released their software for free for so long and, when it finally became popular, decided to start charging for it. They locked people in for free and then forced them to pay once MySQL became a popular development tool. That's what I am so upset about.

      Frankly, I would have preferred to base my application around SQL Server or Oracle had I known this was going to happen. I know I have to pay for SQL Server or Oracle. In fact, I know pretty much how much I have to pay, and it's been that way from the beginning. MySQL yanked the rug out from under their developers' feet, and they know it. They fragmented the community intentionally to try to get money from their developers. I don't approve, and that is why I'm not paying.

    4. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not ridiculous - it's perfectly reasonable. They baited then switched. I guess kids being given free heroin then complaining about being junkies should shut the fuck up too?

      You're a moron.

    5. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      So what's your complaint with Red Hat?

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    6. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Courageous · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Recently, MySQL changed their client license to the GPL.

      Use an old version of the software. Retroactive changes to licenses, having already been agreed to, are not lawful. You an use an old version of the software, with the old license.

      C//

    7. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by SlashChick · · Score: 1

      It's pretty amazing that you didn't even read my whole post before replying, especially the part where I outlined option #3... ;)

    8. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by HoserHead · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight.

      People have created tons of software you can use for free; you have bought into this and built your program, which you sell, around this free product.

      Now those same people have said "New development of our product is still going to be free, but you'll have to comply with our less liberal license."

      You're complaining that your free ride is over. Get over it. You don't have to use Free Software; feel free to pay a company for a license. There are tons of companies which produce all sorts of products.

      TANSTAAFL, as Lazarus Long would say.

    9. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

      Mod this up!

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    10. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You don't have to use so-called "free software" when you can use more free software, such as PostgreSQL.

      Laudable goals of the free software world aside, the real practical problem is that there are many situations when one must do GPL-incompatible things without even coming close to breaking the spirit of free software. The GPL has a real practical problem in this regard, and that's why its general use is unacceptable.

    11. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, it is not a good thing when a company changes the terms of its software, but there is no reason this sort of thing could not happen with SQL server or Oracle. If all of a sudden they increased their prices by 10x, you would be in a similar situation, except that you wouldn't have the ability to fork the source code when something changed. You couldn't hire programmers to update the code. You would be completely stuck.

    12. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RE-read your post. If you wanna do something GPL-incompatible, sure there is a problem, but it's not GPL fault, but yours.
      Friendly yours.

    13. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by edwardd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you use the shared client libraries, you don't need to change anything, and you don't need to GPL your app. It's only when the static libraries are used that this come into play. If anything that used a gpl'd shared library needed to be gpl'd then there would only be GPL on linux since it would depend on libc!

    14. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, mod it down. How the fuck are you going to use this "adapter" without linking to it?

    15. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by earlytime · · Score: 5, Informative

      SlashChick,

      I think your frustration with mysql and the GPL is based on common misconceptions about free software and teh GPL. First off, "free software" is more like "Freedom" than "zero cost". Look in google for the old discussions about free software vs. free beer. They're not the same thing. Also read Stallman's musings about "software libre" and "software gratis".

      Secondly, the GPL's requirements for redistribution are not as all-encompasing as you might think. A program that uses another program that is GPL does not need to be GPL. Consider that many vendors (i.e. Checkpoint, Tivo, Google, VMWare) use linux as a core part of a commercial software product. Some elements of those products, generally modifications to GPL source code, are required to be GPL. However the majority of the product is not at all GPL.
      Because MySQL release the client software as a library, you may choose to structure your application so that those portions that directly access the GPL client software are distributed separately, and are released under GPL. The rest of the program would go through your client app to access the mysql cliet library to query the database.
      Note that the FSF advises that passing data to & from a GPL program does not normally constitute a derivative work. You would be passing data in a way that is consistent with simply using the program.
      see:http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-faq. html#TOCGP LAndPlugins

      Consider these examples,
      1. I write a shell script that uses bash, I release that script as a commercial, non-free software product. This is an acceptable distributon of GPL software in conjunction with non-GPL software.

      2. I write an extension to bash, that via changes to the bash source code, adds a new capability to bash. Distribution of this extension must be under the terms of the GPL.

      Remember that by design, the GPL tries to protect the original rights of the developer, not to attempt to extend those rights onto to new programs not authored by the developer. Don't believ the MS hype about viral software, it's misinformation, and it harms both sides of the free software debate.

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    16. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Aesiq · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually if the adapter was GPL you would have the same problem. You might be able to make the adapter LGPL and have the intended effect. Of course someone who is actually a GPL expert would have the best reply.

    17. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by r4lv3k · · Score: 1

      Easy: Make the adapter a separate binary in its own process. Well, maybe not so easy...

      r4lv3k

    18. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by jrumney · · Score: 1
      If anything that used a gpl'd shared library needed to be gpl'd then there would only be GPL on linux since it would depend on libc!

      Which is why glibc is not GPL'ed, it is LGPL'ed! Whether the linking is static or shared does not make a difference, linking is still linking.

    19. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Sunnan · · Score: 1
      If you wanna do something GPL-incompatible, sure there is a problem, but it's not GPL fault, but yours.

      Not necessarily, there are some snags in the GPL that make it particularly easy to be incompatible with it, even if you have a free license.
    20. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Sunnan · · Score: 1
      It's open-source by nature since it's written in PHP, but I don't use the GPL or a free software license -- I sell the code and the users are then free to make any modifications they wish, but they have no redistribution rights (much like the vBulletin license.)


      Well, then it's not open source, at least not in the OSD-way. It's open for looking at, and some tweaking, sure, but it's not open for redistribution.

      (Shame to hear about your troubles with MySQL, though. I know several free software projects that have run into incompability problems as well.)
    21. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why were you using MySQL anyway? PostgreSQL is the only way to go. Don't tell me that I didn't tell you so.

    22. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What MySQL is doing seems very reasonable. They're saying: Either give something back to the community, or pay us if you want to distribute our work. The only thing they won't let you do anymore is take their work and redistribute it in a way that benefits only you, not the original authors or society at large.

      And they can't rescind the license they already granted you, so you can still use the old, non-GPL version, without either releasing your code or paying a license fee.

    23. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by darkov · · Score: 1

      I think GPL does have that problem, and that it will be to its detriment in the long term. Besides the FUD attack form the likes of Microsoft, it for all practical purposes precludes commercial development. You have to ask yourself: what is the difference between software that was written from open source and then closed (eg because it is commercial) or software that was never written. The community loses out in both cases. Free (BSD style) lowers the barriers for entry for software development and enables small, innovative companies to popup and create things that might not have been created by people working in their spare time or for OSS companies.

    24. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Twanfox · · Score: 1
      Perhaps I'm missing something. It was my presumption that the GPL did several things.

      1) Permits redistribution of the program licensed, in this case MySQL, so long as redistribution contains that same license.
      2) Permits modification of the program licensed, also MySQL, so long as the source code of the new derived product is both available, and licensed to others under the GPL.

      I don't recall anywhere in my readings of the GPL that it said "If you use a product based upon our work, that product must also be licensed as ours is, or you must pay us licensing fees". Consider what such a scheme would be. Any program that has auxillary hooks for other programs to interface with it that is licensed under the GPL must then be GPL'd. This includes any program written with GCC (under GPL, I believe), any program written on linux, any and all drivers, etc.

      Looking up the MySQL thing, it seems to me that they are being misleading. They are releasing their program under a GPL-like license. Rather, it should read something like this:

      So long as you are distributing MySQL with your non open source project, you will need to purchase a license. If you are not distributing MySQL with your product or it is open source, it is licensed to you under the GPL.

      Frankly, I find that kind of suspect, as their site states:

      The software from MySQL AB listed below is licensed under the GNU General Public License (GPL) and is provided "as is" and is without any warranty.

      Something I found interesting from www.gnu.org's FAQ on the GPL:

      I'd like to incorporate GPL-covered software in my proprietary system. Can I do this?

      You cannot incorporate GPL-covered software in a proprietary system. The goal of the GPL is to grant everyone the freedom to copy, redistribute, understand, and modify a program. If you could incorporate GPL-covered software into a non-free system, it would have the effect of making the GPL-covered software non-free too.

      A system incorporating a GPL-covered program is an extended version of that program. The GPL says that any extended version of the program must be released under the GPL if it is released at all. This is for two reasons: to make sure that users who get the software get the freedom they should have, and to encourage people to give back improvements that they make.

      However, in many cases you can distribute the GPL-covered software alongside your proprietary system. To do this validly, you must make sure that the free and non-free programs communicate at arms length, that they are not combined in a way that would make them effectively a single program.

      The difference between this and "incorporating" the GPL-covered software is partly a matter of substance and partly form. The substantive part is this: if the two programs are combined so that they become effectively two parts of one program, then you can't treat them as two separate programs. So the GPL has to cover the whole thing.

      If the two programs remain well separated, like the compiler and the kernel, or like an editor and a shell, then you can treat them as two separate programs--but you have to do it properly. The issue is simply one of form: how you describe what you are doing. Why do we care about this? Because we want to make sure the users clearly understand the free status of the GPL-covered software in the collection.

      If people were to distribute GPL-covered software calling it "part of" a system that users know is partly proprietary, users might be uncertain of their rights regarding the GPL-covered software. But if they know that what they have received is a free program plus another program, side by side, their rights will be clear.

      Translation: If MySQL is claiming that the program is released under the GPL, and the most that your aux program ever does is use library hook

    25. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      Recently, MySQL changed their client license to the GPL. This means that ANY application that uses the MySQL client software (e.g. mysql_connect() and mysql_query() in PHP) must now be GPL, or you must pay a license fee to MySQL.

      Your fatal flaw is this: your php script isn't directly accessing mysql, php is, and php is licensed as GPL incompatible and therefore PHP has to fix it's licensing issues if they want to link in the client library for mysql. mysql_connect() is a *php function* and part of the language.

      bash is GPL, does that mean all bash scripts must be GPL? no. GCC is GPL, does that mean all C programs compiled with it must be GPL? no.

      Your script can stay as proprietary as you want it to be. At this point the only people in murky water is PHP.

      -- iCEBaLM

    26. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by BobKagy · · Score: 1

      http://www.mysql.com/products/licensing.html

      From what I've heard, MySQL is pretty strict about people trying to distribute software not under the GPL without a paying for a commercial license.

      I think this sentance says it best:
      (We also believe that if you have strong reasons not to go GPL, you also have the monetary means to purchase commercial licences.)

      You may be right about being able to write a GPL driver and leave the rest of the application non-GPL, but while the MySQL page never states that this is unacceptable, they do say:
      If you use MySQL Software within your organisation and you don't want to risk it falling under the GPL license, you are welcome to purchase a commercial license.

    27. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by dracocat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes! This is right on target!

      I am very intrigued by all of these mysql complaints. As far as I can tell MySQL is GPL. How do so many people have a problem with GPL software now! Is it because they also offer an alternative license?

      I think people have forgotten.

      1) It is GPL
      2) You do not need to buy a license for it unless you want to sell it!
      3) You can still sell your own software that uses mysql. You just need to put "A running installation of mysql" in the requirements of your software!

      There are very few instances when you will need to purchase mysql licenses.

      On the other hand, I can also understand a lot of the misunderstandings. If you goto the mysql website it is very unclear, and in fact, they make it sound like you need a license for anything commercial!

    28. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to GPL your code just because you make a call to MySQL. As long as you don't distribute the MySQL client libraries themselves.

    29. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by blkmajik · · Score: 1

      Choice #2 is incorrect. In the case of ASPs the GPL does not apply to any in house software you use. This includes the software running the service you sell to your customers. The GPL applies ONLY if you redistribute the software to a 3rd party outside of your company.

      That effectively means that you do NOT have to pay any fees at all for your in house database server.

      Also for #2 you incorrectly imply that your customers have to pay for a server liscense. The additional cost is for the client libraries, and those costs are to be paid by you (of course you do pass those costs on to your customers, but they are not paying for that liscense).

      As for #3 you MySQL 4.0.x is protocol compatible with the 3.23 version of the product. You can still use the GPL 4.0.x version of the database server for your customers, while linking against the 3.23 library version. This will most likely break with the 4.1 release, but, with the current stable versions of MySQL it works flawlessly for us.

    30. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Morth · · Score: 1

      If you link LGPL with GPL the result is GPL, since there's no way to link to only the LGPL part of the result.

      IANAL, but the GPL does seem to have a loophole though, in that it's only linking that's disallowed. The only question is what's considered linking and what's not. Using something that has little applicability except to connect the two programs can probably be considered linking. Making a frontend that runs a program the way a user would from the command line isn't, however (but I don't know about running a program a way a user wouldn't).

    31. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Whether the linking is static or shared does not make a difference, linking is still linking.

      True, but there are significant differences that matter. In order for me to dynamically link to a library, I don't have to actually even see any code other than a header file. If the header file is GPLed then you might have a point. However, if only the actual code is GPLed, then there isn't a problem since I don't even touch it if I dynamically link.

      However, with static linking, I am in effect making a copy of the library that I link to when I compile, so this certainly falls under whatever license exists.

      The truth is, the idea that the difference between static and dynamic linking is too subtle and complicated to be used in a discussion like this. Especially when there are other ways than just these to connect to a "library".

      I'll give you what-if. My commercial app has a plugin system. I use dynamic linking to implement this system. Plugins are really just dynamically linkable libraries that my program scans for and links to. Now some OSS programmer writes a plugin for my app, and places it under the GPL. Now since my app links to this plugin, by your logic, I should be required to release my code under the GPL.

      Defining licenses based on complex computer operation mechanisms is a bad idea.

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      Mad Software: Rantings on Developing So
    32. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by darkov · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, since you're not linking to the adaptor you do not have to GPL the program. You could open a pipe to it or open a socket to it. If the GPL can be interpreted to mean that this constitutes "linking" then just connecting to Linux would GPL your code, and MS would be right.

    33. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Tikiman · · Score: 1
      Actually if the adapter was GPL you would have the same problem. You might be able to make the adapter LGPL and have the intended effect. Of course someone who is actually a GPL expert would have the best reply.

      My understanding is that if you write the adaptor yourself, you must release it under the GPL, but you are free to use it yourself however you want. I guess this would amount to licensing it to yourself BSD-style. It seems like a very gray area though

    34. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by caseih · · Score: 1

      But open source software has some equally bad doozies.

      Recently, MySQL changed their client license to the GPL. This means that ANY application that uses the MySQL client software (e.g. mysql_connect() and mysql_query() in PHP) must now be GPL, or you must pay a license fee to MySQL. This has upset many developers, and it will cause PHP itself to drop the MySQL client libraries since PHP isn't a GPL application. (The MySQL client libraries will be a separate download.)

      This is not bate and switch. What you fail to understand is that relicensing code to the GPL doesn't retroactively change the license on existing code that you are already using. For example, if the library used to be BSD, then you can continue to use that code under that license. You are free to maintain the client libraries forever under such terms. It is just the new releases of the MySQL client libraries that are now GPL/Proprietary.

      I'm tired of people claiming the GPL does things it doesn't. Redhat could change their licenses tomorrow and it wouldn't effect the code that I already have from redhat. That's one of the main reasons why the GPL is so great.

      As for your little 3-step process to making money, come on. It is because of the GPL that RedHat can't just lock in it's users under another license. Oh and by the way, it is the GPL and LGPL that protects the end user from such things.

    35. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use dynamic linking.
      Mere basic use of interfaces doesn't constitute as a derivative work no matter what the license says.

    36. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if the adaptor dlopens mysql? there's no linking - at least not at compile-time. you don't even need to use the blasted thing during compilation.

    37. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by rtm1 · · Score: 1
      Your own example contradicts your point. Just because MySQL is GPL that does not mean that any programs that use MySQL must also be GPL or else face licensing fees. True, MySQL is GPL, and as a result PHP no longer distributes the mysql client library, but you can still go and get the mysql libraries yourself and compile php against them on your own without breaking any rules or paying any fees to MySQL. The fact that MySQL is GPL'd now only prevents you from distributing MySQL with your closed source application. It does not prevent you from distributing your closed source code application that uses or compiles against MySQL, so long as you aren't distributing MySQL code with your closed source app. The fact that php still supports MySQL while maintaining a non-GPL license is testimony to this. If things were as you say they are then php would have to either be GPL'd or remove mysql support entirely.

      Tell your clients to install their own copy of MySQL (or contract out to them to do it yourself!), then install and compile PHP against that copy of MySQL (which you obtained perfectly legally from the MySQL site), and then install your product that uses PHP, and you're fine.

      The whole idea is that you can't redistribute MySQL code under a license that prevents others from redistributing that code. But you can distribute your code, and MySQL can distribute their code, and some person can take your code and MySQL's code and have them work together, and that's just fine.

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    38. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by westyvw · · Score: 1

      I agree. Thats lame. You make the software and charge for SUPPORT. You fuck nut, you ARE the problem. What the hell is with you? Open source till it gets to you and then you are too lame to give back.

      Pathetic. Suxor. Lamer. and mostly just plain SAD.

    39. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by jrumney · · Score: 1
      I'll give you what-if. My commercial app has a plugin system. I use dynamic linking to implement this system. Plugins are really just dynamically linkable libraries that my program scans for and links to. Now some OSS programmer writes a plugin for my app, and places it under the GPL. Now since my app links to this plugin, by your logic, I should be required to release my code under the GPL.

      No, that is ridiculous. Another author cannot cause your work to be licensed under the GPL. If the plugin is written specifically to work with your program, then the author should use a different license, or a modified GPL with an exception that allows linking with your program. If his plugin was written to a common API that is also used by some other GPLed program, then it should theoretically only be linked to that, but what users do is their own business. Just don't promote it for use with your own program and you'll be clear.

    40. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      No, that is ridiculous.

      Yes, of course it's ridiculous, that was the point. I was trying to make the point that you're saying that dynamic linking is exactly the same when it comes to the GPL as static linking. Which just isn't true. ...the author should use a different license...

      Well, maybe he should, but what if he uses the GPL? My commercial app is voluntarily linking to a library that is GPLed. If this is no different from simply static linking to the library (plugin) (by your statement) then why shouldn't I be forced to use the GPL on my commercial app?

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    41. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If you specifically designed your application to dynamically link to a GPLed shared library, then yes, you should be releasing your code under the GPL. Noone is forcing you to use that library if you do not like the terms of the license. However, if your application has a generic FFI, and someone uses it to link to a GPLed library, then it is not your problem according to the way the FSF interprets the license. A court may decide otherwise, but you are more in danger from users that link your application with proprietary libraries than users that link to GPL libraries in that respect.

    42. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      If you specifically designed your application to dynamically link to a GPLed shared library, then yes, you should be releasing your code under the GPL. Noone is forcing you to use that library if you do not like the terms of the license.

      Honestly, are you reading the posts and making sure that you know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about a hypothetical situation where a plugin author UNKNOWN TO ME tells my application to link to a GPLed plugin.

      it is not your problem according to the way the FSF interprets the license.

      What does the FSF have to do with this discussion? Other than RMS wrote the GPL, nothing. If I go to court, it will be with the copyright holder, not the FSF.

      A court may decide otherwise,

      Exactly.

      How about removing the language that talks about specifically about "linking", which was shortsighted in the first place?

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    43. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If the language about linking is removed, the GPL is meaningless. As for what the FSF has to do with this discussion, a large amount of GPLed code is owned by them, and many other authors will look to them for interpretation of the GPL. The only exception I'm aware of is MySQL, who have a much stricter interpretation which seems to contradict the GPL itself.

    44. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      If the language about linking is removed, the GPL is meaningless.

      Why? Perhaps simply removing wouldn't work, but replacing it with clearer language would be nice.

      Why not talk about usage and inclusion of code (either binary or source)? If I don't want people to dynamically link against my library, then I GPL the headers as well as the code itself. Then, in order to dynamically link against them, users have to include some portion of the information in the header.

      As for what the FSF has to do with this discussion, a large amount of GPLed code is owned by them,

      Really? You're kidding me. I didn't know that.

      and many other authors will look to them for interpretation of the GPL.

      Since the FSF isn't the judge who is going to hear my case, I don't really care about their interpretation.

      And so far, you haven't responded to my initial question, which was about what would *legally* (not just what people would probably do) happen in the case of GPLed plugin to a commercial software package.

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    45. Re:Happens in Open Source too! by jrumney · · Score: 1
      Ask a lawyer, not me. But in the situation you describe, I can't see a court deciding against the program author, since it is clearly the plugin author who broke their own license.

      But if there was not some specific API for your program, and the plugin had not been written specifically for that program, then things get murkier. It is hard to know what the court would say, since there are precedents like DeCSS where one infringing use invalidates non-infringing use, but if a court was to rule against generic FFIs on the grounds that they aid copyright infringement, then Java and .NET's reflection APIs would also have to go.

  100. EULA legal status? by Empiric · · Score: 1

    Has a violation of a EULA ever been successfully prosecuted? Not copyright violation, but a company successfully getting a conviction that someone did or didn't do something printed in a dialog box they clicked on? I haven't personally heard of any, so if someone could enlighten me, I'd appreciate it.

    A couple thoughts on this:

    How is it proven that you clicked the "OK" button?

    Doesn't this create a situation much like "submarine patents" for the average user, in that it just sets up so many conditions for use that if the user was aware of them beforehand, he wouldn't buy the product in the first place, but rather creates a legal exposure for himself later?

    Something requiring a signature is generally understood to be legally "serious", and often reviewed by a lawyer. Is my and my lawyer's time taken fully reading and analyzing the EULA's contents billable back to the software vendor? Most things I buy don't require me to make a substantial additional money investment to be able to use them.

    I think we're doing ourselves a disservice if EULA is either unserious ("Just click OK...") or serious ("You posted .NET benchmarks. Uninstall all your software and prepare to meet our lawyer.") at the vendor's discretion.

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  101. Re:What's the big deal? by Wirenut · · Score: 1

    Companies that write software should have IP lawyers who work through these issues.

    If they let their coders light up new machines in an environment where the wrong click could actully cost them money, then they get what they deserve.

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    "You're either outstanding, or outprocessing"
  102. Wow by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    So basically your warranty is only good if you either don't open the packaging or create a paradox which destroys the universe?

  103. Software Ownership by mofochickamo · · Score: 1
    I would like to see a company with the enough balls and stupidity to release software without a license (that is, people who buy the software own the software, just like cars, food, etc).

    Or, if not that, how about a license that is very simple, such as "Only one copy of this software can be running at a time"?

    Of course, receiving the source code best, but a simple license at least allows you to understand it without spending a hour reading the leagalese.

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    1. Re:Software Ownership by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      It seems to me the you're implying that if released without a license, people would be free to copy it. If a company released a product without a license, wouldn't it mean it could only be used on one device?

      Under copyright law, you can only redistribute with the consent of the copyright holder, so unless the software was public domain, there would need to be a license which says that it is transferable.

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  104. No agreements necessary (NOT!) by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    No agreements necessary

    1. Boot from floppy
    2. fdisk
    3. Install OS of your choice


    And how does this solve anything if the EULA is in the BIOS as is the case with the new Dell Inspiron 5100 notebooks?

  105. Who's an Ass? by Rotworm · · Score: 1

    It is impossible for you to know the person did not want to read the EULA. The point was that it was impossible to read the EULA. They asked several people for a copy of the EULA and they did not have it.

  106. Slow Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, must be a slow day at Slashdot.

    Dude, let's argue over the details of another software license.

    Dude, everyone is required to start his/her post with 'Dude', followed by a quip, much like mine above.

  107. Re:What's the Point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    One point of having articles like this is to warn people (such as myself) not to buy Dell computers. I was considering it, and now I know better. Yes, I do read licenses and I don't click 'ok' if I don't agree to the terms. This may have saved me some frustration, time and money.

  108. Re:What an Ass by jandrese · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yes, because we have seen what happens to people when they make the people in power angry. That's why Slashdotters are sensitive to legal issues with whatever they do. They don't want to be locked away for 20 years because some scumbag found a technicality (he swapped the order of his PCI cards! That was forbidden by the EULA! DMCA!).

    It is also important to raise people's awareness of EULAs before they become even more rediculous. The consumer already gets the short end of the stick with most EULAs, there's no reason to give even more power to the companies.

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  109. Blank Check by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    So Dell wants you to agree to license terms sight unseen. I can imagine that this should be illegal, or at least unenforceable. And the trap is that clicking yes on the screen somehow is an agreement that you have read the license that is so far impossible for you to have read. Would make for an interesting legal argument.

    "You agree to be bound by the terms of the license sealed within this cellophane as soon as you break the cellophane." Bullshit, fuck you, hope you enjoy your class action lawsuit.

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  110. Re:What's the big deal? by Wirenut · · Score: 1

    Again, if you give a rats rip about Eulas - like you're a reviewer and actually could be held accountable for adverse comments, etc., then you should be on top of the EULAs.

    As for Dell's handling of the issue - they don't staff their support for this kind of thing as they are not interested in people like this as customers. They are refunding his money, not throwing him in jail, case over.

    Also, who knows, maybe they did have staff added who were informed OVER A YEAR AGO when they started adding these boot screen.

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  111. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by jonfelder · · Score: 1

    Another case of not reading the article I see...He did call Dell and it got escalated to the Manager of Customer Service who told him that he could not send the licensing agreements and told him to lie by clicking through anyway without having read the agreements. The author of the article said this was unacceptable, and the customer service manager said that the only choice left was to return the computer.

    As for the Dell license being different...it probably isn't, but I think it is quite ridiculous to force users to agree to a supposedly legally binding document without being able to read the details.

  112. NOTHING NEW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing new. His points:
    1) You have to argee to a license agreement before Dell boots the installed OS.
    IT'S NOT THE BIOS. It's a hidden partition on the disk. Just change the BIOS to boot a CD/Floppy and get on with your life.

    2) Dell didn't include license argeements for any other software, but by clicking on the Dell argreement you argreed to those argeements.
    You're installing Linux, so don't bother trying to find those anyway.

    Get a life people! Use the computer, don't bitch about bullshit! If you need a lawyer, get a lawyer.

  113. Re:What's the big deal? by Zathrus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of these Eula's are unenforceable anyway.

    Really? Are you a lawyer? How did you reach that decision? What country are you discussing when you say that?

    For Canada, you're quite wrong. There have been cases and EULAs have been upheld.

    In the US, it's more questionable. There have been judgements either way, but from my reading of this article it would apear that they are more likely enforceable than not. The ProCD case is pretty damning from the POV of the average consumer. You don't even need to be able to read the license before agreeing to it as long as you can return the software afterward. Isn't that fun?

    There are exceptions. The license cannot violate the law, nor can it be "unconscionable" (yeah, there's a term that'll be fun to define, just like "pornography"). The appellate court's ruling is not binding except inside of it's perview, and even then only specifically to Wisconsin. But it's apparantly a well regarded Federal appellate court and its decision is going to be cited/referred to in any other cases regarding EULAs.

    IANAL. But I'm at least willing to do a Google search rather than spout my opinion on this kind of thing. I find most of the more absurd T&C's in EULAs to be "unconscionable", as I'm sure many /.ers do, but that doesn't mean it's going to hold water in court.

  114. Wait until the EULA says this: by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Wait until the EULA says this:

    You release any claim to intellectual property for any development within Microsoft Visual Studio 200x. All algorithms, methods, interfaces and media developed with the assistance of Microsoft Development Tools become the sole property of Microsoft, which you may use free of licensing fees. You release any legal claim to contest this clause should you find it later while skimming through the EULA, after ignoring it and simply clicking through.

    Seems there was already something in the past which grants them some rights to anything developed with one of their tools or passing through their networks, even if unintentionally.

    Their legal team probably gets loaded on sodium pentathol before coming up with these things in a fit of giggling.

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  115. Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    My company just bought a couple of Inspiron 5100s, and we were able to bypass the click-through entirely. I hit F2 and went into the BIOS and moved the CD-ROM above the HD in the "boot order" list. Then, I inserted a RedHat 9 bootable CDROM. Tah dah! Never ever agreed to their click-through license.

  116. Re:What an Ass by mopslik · · Score: 1

    So some Dell tech forgot to put the damn license agreement in the box - BFD.

    Good attitude. So what if your car dealer forgets to give you a copy of your lease agreement, or if your realtor does not provide you with the required home-related documents. They're obviously looking out for your best interests, right? Just sign something and be done with it...

    Of course, you'd be screaming bloody murder if this was the case. It's not that fact that the docs were missing, but that Dell would not make them easily available once the error was pointed out.

  117. Thinkpads from now on by jvollmer · · Score: 1

    That's too bad for Dell. They're just driving a growing market to other manufacturers.

  118. If you do not agree... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    Don't buy it. Just like DivX. If they tricked you, send it back.


    If I'm using your software, then I have to abide by whatever draconian license we both agree to. The hardware, however, is mine. I paid for it, I own it.


    What is the BIOS? Is it software? Is it part of the hardware? AFAIK, it's software. I can install my own BIOS if I want (similar to installing my own OS on the HDD), and ignore your software license.


    Practical? No. Fair? What's fair? The contract we both agreed to defines "fair".


    Where is the contract? It's in the sale of the hardware/software. I agree to give you EU1000 for a device and software you described. When the box shows up, I look at it and say "That's not what you described. It has a restrictive agreement attached." So, I send it back.


    Think of the EU100 PC. That requires a 5-year MSN contract at EU39.95 a month in order to get the EU100 price. Didn't buy one of those, either, didja? 'Cause what they're selling is not what you want.


    The law does not provide for a way to force the vendor to sell what you want them to sell. The free market does that.


    Send it back.

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  119. "Dude, you're getting SlashDotted" by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't call them slow... They're all but down already, and only 35 comments up.

    My quick response is: It's too bad you didn't manage to record those conversations. They'd be good to use in court for anybody who faced down a battery of DEL lawyers claiming "You agreed to the license and it says xxxxxxx".

    No... I couldn't read any of the licenses until after I'd gone past that point, so there was nothing for me to agree to.

    If they not only don't really expect people to read it, but they also design things so that you can't read it until after it's been "accepted", then it's really shouldn't be binding -- no matter how much they might hope it is.

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  120. Re:What's the Point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the fucking article dude. He didn't want to cause trouble, he just wanted to see what he was legally commiting to *before* doing it, and he was not given that option.

  121. He's a very welcome Ass then by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think he was probably trying to cause trouble, but in such a case, that is what is called for!

    Do you think licensing shenanigans like what Dell is pulling are acceptable? By the legal-letter-of-the-law, he would be held to licensing agreements that he cannot possibly read without first agreeing to them! For all he knows, the licensing agreement for one of the programs on his computer says that all information created with that computer belongs to Dell (or something equally stupid)...

    Although you probably click through EULA's, at least you have the OPTION of reading them before you agree to them!

    Agreed, the probability of him running into trouble with any of the licenses is remote, but that's not the point. Dell did something extremely stupid, and is not apparantly willing to rectify the situation. AND, his only recourse was to PAY for the return shipment due to a licensing agreement forced on him AFTER the purchase.

    I doubt the agreement would stand up in court due to the many issues raised by other readers, but that again would cost him money to find out.

    The EULA nonsense we're seeing these days will just keep getting worse unless more people intentionally be an Ass in this way.

    Bravo for him...

    MadCow.

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  122. Re:What an Ass by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that people can take this cavalier attitude about legal requirements when it comes to computers. Would you sign a mortgage if the bank said, "Oh, we don't have the paperwork that specifies your rights and responsibilities right now, but just sign here and don't worry about it?" Would you buy a car without a title? Etc. And yet somehow, when it comes to computers, we're just supposed to click through pages of legalese because "everyone else does."

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  123. Arrgh! by vonFinkelstien · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pharisee: The next person who says, "Dude!" is going to be stoned!
    Person A: You said, "Dude!"
    Crowd: Stone him! Stone him!
    Person B: He said, "Dude!" too!
    Crowd: (Yells and throws stones at everyone)

  124. Dude, you're confused by khrtt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The screen there says: "..read all of the software license agreements that came with each program that you ordered."

    Well, first off he haven't ordered any programs! Secondly, he ain't got no licenses! So he may consider himself having read all of them already.

    It goes like this: If you have TWO licences in the box, you need to read TWO licenses to have read them ALL, right? Duh! Well, if you have ONE liccense, you need to read ONE license to have read them ALL. Right? Well, then, if you have NO licenses...you can see where I'm going...you don't need to read NO licenses to have read them all. Make sense??

    1. Re:Dude, you're confused by CycleMan · · Score: 1
      One Dude to rule them all,
      SCO to find them,
      One license to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

      RivenDELL's not so safe after all, little Hobbit.

  125. Unenforcebale by taustin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This took from around 3pm to around 8:30pm today. I'm just bewildered that Dell corporate policy is that users need to lie to use their new laptops, and to agree to legal agreements that it's completely impossible to have read.

    If you can't read it, legally, you can't agree to it. It is unenforceable, period. Since it is unenforceable, and invalid on its face, that means the user is bound only by Title 17 copyright law.

    Very simple situation.

    Perhaps Dell is doing it on purpose because Microsoft is forcing them to use an unacceptable EULA, and this is their way to working around it.

    In any event, this isn't exactly a new issue. It's been well covered by contract law for decades, even centuries.

    You can't be held to an agreement you weren't allowed to understand.

    1. Re:Unenforcebale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Hey genius, you forgot the IANALIAJAIWAOBIDNRKWIATA (I am not a lawyer I am just an idiot with an opinion but I do not really know what I am talking about).

      Alternately, you forgot to offer to place enough money to cover a large-scale lawsuit in escrow for them if they have any problems.

    2. Re:Unenforcebale by Sanga · · Score: 1

      If this is a conscious decision, then "Way to go, DELL!!"

      Hopefully, a challenge comes up to the EULAs and sets a precedent that they are not enforceable (there was a post on a different thread above which indicated that there was precedent to show that it was enforceable)

  126. Re:What an Ass by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I don't see exactly how he's bucking the system on this one. If he has a problem with EULAs, handling it like this isn't the way to get that problem fixed.

    He should have just hit any key, installed his Linux and been done with it. Now he's out of a laptop and has to deal with returning it.

    What a shmuck.

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  127. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As was mentioned in the original article, the laptop showed the license screen even with a bootable installation CD in the drive. In order to install a new OS, he would have been forced to agree to the licensing terms of an OS he was never going to use. Why should he have to enter into a contract with Microsoft in order to install Linux?

  128. Re:What an Ass by teeker · · Score: 1

    What happens if/when a court rules that such a EULA *is* enforceable? Do you know what you've agreed to? If not, then it's your own fault. This guy is treating the EULA as if it were a legally binding contract, which is the way software companies profess to want it. There have been some truly outrageous things found in EULA-style agreements over the last couple years. I, for one, read all of them because if it ever really came down to it, I don't want to find out that some shady software company 0wn3erz my network by my own permission.

    It's the principle of the matter. If companies expect their users to be bound by their EULAs as if they were legal contracts, then they damn well better present them as legal contracts, which requires full disclosure of the agreement to all parties.

    Would you sign a contract you couldn't read?

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  129. I could be mistaken, but... by reimero · · Score: 1

    Haven't US courts ruled that in order for a license agreement to be enforceable, it has to be made available, in its entirety, prior to being given the option to accept?

    As I recall, there used to be a situation with software in sealed envelopes which said something like, "by unsealing this envelope you agree to the license agreement contained herein," and the courts ruled those null and void. This seems to be the same issue.

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  130. [Yes, this is offtopic] Re:Wow. by maugt · · Score: 1
    Yes, but did you consider that having the article on slashdot increases its media visibility significantly (several major media outlets frequently cite slashdot in articles), which means it might get taken up by the wall street journal or similar?

    I remember a dispute I was having with expedia once; Microsoft didn't want to do anything until I posted the scenerio on a few websites; within a day or so, a Reuters reporter contacted me, and unsuprisingly a few hours later a Microsoft mid-level manager called me to find out what they could do to make the situation "right" (which they did, to their credit).

    With the ease of publishing on the internet and the dissemination powers of a website such as slashdot, it would not be suprising if Dell did respond somehow.

  131. Windows 2000 End User License Agreement by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    With all this talk of EULA's. I decided to check out my windows 2000 one. So, I went to Start-> Help-> Search -> "End User License Agreement" -> Scroll To bottom of list -> Where do i find my End Use License Agreement -> Open the EULA. I want people to check this out. Seems mine is from some kind of windows 2000 beta or something, allowing me to run 5 copies, but only for testing purposes, and not in a production environment. Does anyone else have the same problem with their EULA, or is just me?

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    1. Re:Windows 2000 End User License Agreement by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      NOT that this is a legal copy of the OS (unless you count the download of W2K Pro off KaZaA legal), but...

      (formatting removed)

      Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional Licensed Copies: 1

      (formatting removed)
      END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
      (formatting removed)

      IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity) and Microsoft Corporation for the Microsoft software product identified above, which includes computer software and may include associated media, printed materials, and "online" or electronic documentation ("Product"). An amendment or addendum to this EULA may accompany the Product. YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

      1. GRANT OF LICENSE. Microsoft grants you the following rights provided that you comply with all terms and conditions of this EULA:

      * Installation and use. You may install, use, access, display and run one copy of the Product on a single computer, such as a workstation, terminal or other device ("Workstation Computer"). A "License Pack" allows you to install, use, access, display and run additional copies of the Product up to the number of "Licensed Copies" specified above. The Product may not be used by more than two (2) processors at any one time on any single Workstation Computer. You may permit a maximum of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each a "Device")to connect to the Workstation Computer to utilize the services of the Product solely for file and print services, internet information services, and remote access (including connection sharing and telephony services). The ten connection maximum includes any indirect connections made through "multiplexing" or other software or hardware which pools or aggregates connections. (WTF?!? I've gotten more hits than that on my site in one day!) You may not use the Product to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer, nor may you permit any Device to display the Product's user interface, unless the Device has a separate license for the Product. (OH FUCK, VNC IS SCREWED! - but I don't care - this is a pirated copy anyway)

      * Storage/Network Use. You may also store or install a copy of the Product on a storage device, such as a network server, used only to install or run the Product on your other Workstation Computers over an internal network; however, you must acquire and dedicate an additional license for each separate Workstation Computer on or from which the Product is installed, used, accessed, displayed or run. A license for the Product may not be shared or used concurrently on different Workstation Computers.

      * Reservation of Rights. Microsoft reserves all rights not expressly granted to you in this EULA.

      2. UPGRADES. To use a Product identified as an upgrade, you must first be licensed for the product identified by Microsoft as eligible for the upgrade. After upgrading, you may no longer use the product that formed the basis for your upgrade eligibility.

      3. ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE. This EULA applies to updates or supplements to the original Product provided by Microsoft, unless we provide other terms along with the update or supplement.

      4. TRANSFER-Internal. You may move the Product to a different Workstation Computer. Transfer to Third Party. The initial user of the Product may make a one-time transfer of the Product to another end user. The transfer has to include all component parts, media, printed materials, this EULA, and if applicable, the Certificate of Authenticity. The transfer may not be an indirect transfer, such as a consignment. Prior to the transfer, the end user receiving the transferred Product must agree to all the EULA terms. No Rental. You may not rent, lease, or lend the Prod

  132. Re:What an Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a dickhead. Would you agree to a license you hadn't read? If it was simply a case of forgetting to put the license agreement in the box, they would have just mailed it to him. As it was, there were deep organisational issues which meant nobody knew what was going on or how to resolve the problem at Dell.

  133. Re:You did not understand the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Thats only if you boot off Dell's CD. If you have your own boot disk or CD you never see that EULA.

    Personally, I would never trust a OEM preload. Who knows what backdoors or rootkits one of the staffers placed on the install. Remember, some one creates the image that is preloaded at the factory.

    When in doubt, reformat, in OEM preloads , doubt always!

  134. Are EULAs really binding anyway by criquet · · Score: 1

    If there are ways to avoid them completely (like going into the BIOS first, in this case), they can never prove that you saw the license nor that you accepted it.

    If companies expect that you'll ignore or that you must just click though to use the product without reading it (as in this case), then they aren't license agreements. They are nag screens with no legal value at all.

    1. Re:Are EULAs really binding anyway by Nynaeve · · Score: 1

      ... they aren't license agreements. They are nag screens with no legal value at all.
      Very true...but as SCO has conveniently demonstrated, one does not need merit, or even common sense, to manipulate the legal system for the sole purpose of extortion. Despite the complete absurdity of the Dell laptop situation, the fact remains that you would have to go to court to prove it is self-contradicting. IANAL, so all in all, I've better things to do with my money, like buy an HP laptop (albeit a different brand of evil).

  135. Re:Just install Linux by loadquo · · Score: 1

    I should go call myself FUD. I could make a fortune.

    Ah even better

    1) Patent the "1) blah 2) ??? 3) Profit!" business practice

    2) Read slashdot

    3) Profit!

  136. The reason I pulled you over... by jabber01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When it comes time that someone actually tries to enforce one in court, the fact that no one ever reads them will make a good case for them being invalid

    " No, officer. I didn't actually READ the posted speed limit. May I go now? "

    Last I checked, being ignorant of the terms of an agreement one enters into, when those terms are made clear and available, does not excuse one from abiding by those terms.

    If the agreement was INSIDE the shrinkwrap (as has been tried before), and you are made to agree to it by opening the box, then you would be right. But, as you are given the opportunity to not agree to the terms, logic (not Law, since Law and logic are not always in sync) dictates that the terms are, in fact, binding.

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    1. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Note though that speed signs have the full force of law. I wonder if anyone in their right mind would consider them enforcable if there was no specific law backing them up, and instead each start with the words "By passing this notice, you agree to travel no faster than..."?

      I think the argument about not reading them is a distraction. The doctrine of first sale pretty much dictates someone can't impose additional restrictions after a purchase. That case should apply to software, just as it does to books. Or else, copyright shouldn't apply to software.

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    2. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last I checked, being ignorant of the terms of an agreement one enters into, when those terms are made clear and available, does not excuse one from abiding by those terms.

      The problem is you buy a piece of software with the reasonable expectation of using it, you break the seal so now you can't return it to where you bought it, and when you try to install it you're presented with a 20-page EULA in a tiny scrolling window (I wouldn't call that clear or available).

      If the agreement was INSIDE the shrinkwrap (as has been tried before), and you are made to agree to it by opening the box, then you would be right.

      I would argue that this is similar; you are not presented with the EULA until after the software is bought and paid for and the seal is broken (and therefore unreturnable). The only small difference is you have to agree to the EULA after being presented with it (in an inconvenient format) instead of before.

    3. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Last I checked, being ignorant of the terms of an agreement one enters into, when those terms are made clear and available, does not excuse one from abiding by those terms.

      The difference being, the speed limit is a LAW and the EULA is a CONTRACT.

      If some large company sues you for violating the EULA, your legal defence would be something along the lines of "I'm sorry, I don't recall signing anything to that effect."

    4. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      That's a fair point, but the example was intended to show the absurdity of the idea that ignorance is an excuse.

      I don't know how legally binding the EULA is - it needs testing in court. But I would say that, if agreement to it is a condition of use, and use is not necessary for basic necessities of life, then it will be hard to argue against the EULA in whatever shape is is presented. Use of software is a privilege, not a right, and the "owner" can set whatever terms they want.

      How about "No shoes, no shirt, no service"? The rule may be there due to health code requirements, but it is private property and there is no crime being comitted in getting a burger while barefoot - especially at a beach.

      Similarly with parking sideways in a mall parking lot. There is no crime, just a violation of private parking policy, yet the management has the right to tow your car for not parking between the lines - and there isn't a notice for anyone to read, it is simply presumed that you understand the convention.

      Point being that ignorance, especially when the "rules" (private though they may be) are forthcoming, can not reasonably make for an excuse for non-compliance.

      Of course, obscuring the terms, making them unavailable, implied, ambiguous or otherwise unreasonable to understand, access or decline, changes the context fully. I'm only arguing against the use of ignorance to justify breaking terms of use.

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    5. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by ak_hepcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another item on your speed limit example is that you have actually already signed a contract: it's called your drivers license. Note that there are sections within the testing which verify your understanding and acceptance of the speed-limit laws.

      And since you signed and paid them, you've now accepted the contract, and have no legal recourse for ignoring the posted signs.

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    6. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by schon · · Score: 1

      as you are given the opportunity to not agree to the terms, logic (not Law, since Law and logic are not always in sync) dictates that the terms are, in fact, binding.

      But they're only binding if you agree to them.

      If you don't agree, then they're not binding. And if they're not binding, you're free to use the software in any way you choose, even pressing a button that says "I agree" (even though you don't.)

      The only thing that says that clicking "I agree" is binding is the EULA itself, which you have not agreed to.

    7. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      " No, officer. I didn't actually READ the posted speed limit. May I go now? "

      Except that the speed limit sign is notifying you of the LEGALLY restricted speed - there is no contract, implied or explicit.

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    8. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by landoltjp · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but this is a pretty bad example. One of the responsibilities associated with Driving Permits is to obey posted speed limits. You agreed to this before receiving said permit. You also know what they look like (since it's on the Driver's written exam)

      In this instance, the terms of the agreement are neither clear nor available.

      If you read back to the original article, the user was NOT given the opportunity to not agree to the terms, since no licensing agreement was available.

      If you are referring to ignorance of a clause in a 2,000-line click-through agreement, then I hope that a high-court challenge invalidates their use; These agreements are insane and must be stopped. I don't have to agree to this sort of crap when I bought my toaster or when I buy a book (or even a car or a HOUSE for Pete's sake), so it needs to go!

    9. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      " No, officer. I didn't actually READ the posted speed limit. May I go now? "


      Which is nonsense. They signs inform you what the speed limits are, they are not telling you to follow them.

      Last I checked, being ignorant of the terms of an agreement one enters into,

      Except nobody enters into any agreement. 99% of everybody who buys stuff says "this is mine, and that nonsense on the screen is irrelevant" - if they ever discovered the basic amorality of those "licenses" there'd be a riot.

      But, as you are given the opportunity to not agree to the terms, logic (not Law, since Law and logic are not always in sync) dictates that the terms are, in fact, binding

      You can give me a million dollars or chop your head off. Make a choice and its legally binding.

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    10. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Last I checked, being ignorant of the terms of an agreement one enters into, when those terms are made clear and available, does not excuse one from abiding by those terms.

      Ok, now prove that I actually agreed to those terms.

    11. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Actually - a better example using the speedlimit and this dell case would be -

      You're happily obeying the speedlimit on an interstate - Having passed and set your cruise control to the posted 65MPH limit - three miles later on this perfectly flat signless empty stretch of interstate you are pulled over and handed a ticket for doing forty over the speed limit , and a copy of the order showeing the section you just drove over was in reality a 25mph zone. You could fight the ticket and get it overturned..

      the person with the dell was not allowed to read it until after he agreed with it. He had no idea if he could or did break the EULA since he had no idea what the eula was, nor the capability of finding out what it said.

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    12. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      Are you claiming that "do not try this at home" does *not* indemnify the producers of Jackass from lawsuits next time some kids sets himself on fire? Sure. Does this indemnify the maker of supposedly "flame retardant" pajamas? No.

      Does "do not use while showering" indemnify makers of hair dryers from lawsuit should someone electrocute themselves in the shower? Yes. Does it indemnify them against the dryer electrocuting a customer when used "properly"? No.

      There is no signature or proof of understanding with warning labels that dictate proper usage and scope of liability. Once you are duly informed of the terms of use, you use the product. In the case of the EULA, one could argue that your agreement to the license is necessary for use of the product - from the perspective of the software company. The agreement is just as prominent, if not more so, as a warning label.

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    13. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by tsg · · Score: 1

      If the agreement was INSIDE the shrinkwrap (as has been tried before), and you are made to agree to it by opening the box, then you would be right.

      If it's a click-through EULA, it is inside the shrinkwrap. You cannot read it without buying the software first.

      But, as you are given the opportunity to not agree to the terms, logic (not Law, since Law and logic are not always in sync) dictates that the terms are, in fact, binding.

      Well, since most vendors won't accept returns on opened software, what exactly is your recourse if you don't agree? Sure, you could only purchase from vendors who accept returns on opened software, but you can't even know to ask that question until you've read the agreement which you can't do until you've purchased the software.

      My father said it best when I asked him if he wanted to read the EULA on some software I was installing for him. He said, "I've already paid for it. What am I going to do? Say 'no'?"

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    14. Re:The reason I pulled you over... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The difference being, the speed limit is a LAW and the EULA is a CONTRACT.

      Each individual speed limit is just a regulation. Ignorance of a location-specific regulation can be a defense. Drivers, however, agreed to read and obey all speed limit signs before getting a license. Operating a motor vehicle without paying enough attention to notice properly-installed speed limit signs is a violation in itself.

      So either way he argues it, he deserves the fine.

      There's additional differences between speedlimits and EULAs: EULAs forbid you from doing something you have the legal right to do (use software once you've paid for it). Traffic rules permit you to drive cars on government property, which is illegal unless you play by their rules.

  137. I wonder if he had On Site Support by danknight · · Score: 1

    What would have been funnier is to get dell to send one of their contracted technicians to fix the problem. Then if the tech clicked through he could honestly say he never agreed to the terms. If Dell tried to charge him for said visit, he could go back to the issue of the EULAs not being avalable

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  138. You did not read the article closely by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not after he changed the BIOS to boot from CD first. Although, when he did, he had a Linux CD in the drive and the computer started booting windows. Nevertheless, the Dell EULA screen wsa bypassed.

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    1. Re:You did not read the article closely by bobKali · · Score: 1

      It also sounded like the MS Windows EULA wasn't displayed either. Not that I'd want to run MS Windows anyway, but that may be a way to use it without agreeing to any MS liscence...

    2. Re:You did not read the article closely by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      It only started to boot Windows. They panicked and shut if off before it completed.

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    3. Re:You did not read the article closely by mwa · · Score: 1
      Unless you know of a way to enter the BIOS without pressing a key he did agree to the license because he read it, then pressed a key. Nothing on the screen indicated that if you reboot before pressing a key, then you don't agree. There is simply no way to turn it on on and get around the agreeing if you don't know it's there.

      Now, thanks to this unfortunate person's experience, we can all buy Dell's and make sure we don't see the screen. I fact whenever I get any new computer, the first thing I'm going to do is "check out" the BIOS settings.

  139. Why send it back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have your money, it's yours. A contract means agreement to terms followed by an exchange of consideration (i.e. you get they equipment and they have your money), in that order. Sort of like you put your socks on and then your shoes, not the other way around. If it's done in the other order, it's not a contract and not enforceable. It's as if you buy a book at the bookstore, take it home, start to read it and find that on page 1 it says that if you want to keep reading, you have to agree to more stuff and pay more money. It's simply inoperative and you can ignore it. IANAL but that's my understanding of how contracts work, except in some places (certainly not everywhere) where they've passed special laws (UCITA) to make the shrink wrap licenses enforceable.

    1. Re:Why send it back? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      The hardware is your property. You purchased it.

      However, you licensed the software. When you purchased the hardware, part of the price you paid (how much? Hard to tell, sometimes; recall the Microsoft Rebate game last year.) was paid for the "consideration" of a software license.

      IF compliance matters to you AND you can't accept the offered license AND you can't use the HW without the SW, THEN send it back.
      Compliance matters? Sure. Or why discuss the clickthrough at all?
      Can't accept the license? Perhaps, can't accept the idea of a license attached to your hardware. (see below)
      Can't use the HW (which, as you say, you own), without the SW? Probably. Unless you have your own or FAI[S,B] BIOS.

      That's "Why send it back".

      Personally, I fail the test at line 1. "Care about compliance with the license". Screw 'em. Don't use the software. Like you said, you own the hardware.
      All it says is "Don't pretend you didn't know about the license when you opened up that copy of O2K."

      So, what about the BIOS itself? Is there a license attached today? No? How 'bout tomorrow?
      Tomorrow, it might say: "In order to use the BIOS software included in this computer, you must shave your dog's butt and teach it to walk backwards."
      Then you have 3 choices: Violate the license, don't use the software, or get an ugly dog.

      I quit using commercial software (as I sit at work, typing this in Opera under win2K!!) at home anyhow. I did it becasue the commercial software sucks and there's a better alternative.

      --
      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    2. Re:Why send it back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, you licensed the software.

      Do you have any evidence to back that up? Is it written into a law somewhere? Is there a user's signature on a contract somewhere, where he agreed that is the case?

      The whole "software is licensed, not bought" argument is a sham that doesn't withstand any scrutiny. Software isn't any different than a book or music CD.

  140. EULA legality by siskbc · · Score: 1
    That's why these things should be illegal.

    I've heard this bandied about many times, and I've never heard a really satisfactory answer as to why they're legal *now*. Like everyone else here, I'm not a lawyer...though all my friends are. ;) But, technically, shouldn't all terms of a contract be in place *before* it's execution?

    Seems to me, at the point where they have my money, and I have their computer, the transaction is finished. At this point, a EULA seems like an attempt to change the terms of the tacit contract (ie, the transaction) after the fact, and I should have absolutely no obligation to pay it a bit of attention.

    If they showed you a copy of the EULA on their website, it might be different. At that point, I could read it and tell them to piss off. Or I could not read it, click past it, and then it really would be my fault and problem for not reading it.

    Anyone have an informed opinion on this (as opposed to my barely slightly educated guess)??? I've heard that courts have upheld them, but I can't find a judge's opinion on the matter.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:EULA legality by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I've heard that courts have upheld them, but I can't find a judge's opinion on the matter.
      I already posted comment linking to the court's opinion. I'm just replying to you directly since you seem interested, and don't want you to miss out if you don't re-read this page.

  141. Re:What's the big deal? by arkanes · · Score: 1
    Maybe those should be the people who're fielding phone calls, instead of the ones who weren't informed, then.

    What you're saying makes some sense. But think about it for a second - you're saying that Dell doesn't, and shouldn't have to, support customers who care about the legal issues with thier products. If they don't care about it, it has NO FUCKING REASON to be on the machine at all. The fact that it's unlikely in the extreme to ever be an issue for this person notwithstanding.

    If they're going to put EULAs on products, they need to take responsibility for it. Period. You don't get to have it both ways.

    Note that the Dell people didn't have any way of knowing if he was a reviewer or not - the EULAs he would have had to review were not provided, and were not made available, even after exreme effort on the customers part. The guy in the article obviously DID give a rats ass about the EULA.

  142. Write your own EULA by Rufus+T.+Firefly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since Dell is incapable of knowing how to access their own alledged license agreements, you can just create one yourself. Of course, your agreement must state that it supersedes any Dell EULA; it will be impossible for Dell to dispute that in any case. Put in any clauses you like and send a copy to Dell (at any of their official addresses, which means it will take many days to get to the correct department to be reviewed. Oh well). Include in your license agreement the clause: "This document must be signed, notarized, and returned by [date]. Failure to respond with any dispute puts this agreement in full force." Or words to that effect. Just make sure the [date] is the same day you send it to Dell.

    (this proposal was written extemporaneously, so any tweaks and enhancements are expected from the /. community.)

  143. Old dog, new tricks by Alcemenes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is precisely the reason I will not purchase a Dell product again. My experiences with my laptop have been horrendous to say the least. Two years ago I purchased an Inspiron 8000 laptop which worked great for about nine months. I then began to have problems with the display and the pointer stick embedded in the keyboard. One of the little plastic switches that holds the CD-RW drive in place also broke. Upon calling Dell they instructed me to send the laptop to one of their service centers and they would repair it. I did as they suggested and sent my laptop in for service. Nearly two weeks later I had to call them to get a status update. I learned that apparently there was a $1600 bill now attached to my laptop because there was evidence of "spill and drop damage." I immediately asked for a supervisor, of course one was not available so I hung up and promptly called back. I spent nearly three hours on the phone being transferred from one department to another when I finally got a tech who would at least return the laptop to me without repair. At this point I was quite furious. Upon receipt of my unrepaired, improperly functioning laptop I contacted my state Attorney General's office as well as the Better Business Bureau. A week after filing my complaints there was a message on my answering machine from a representative claiming to be from Michael Dell's office regarding my complaint to the BBB. I do not remember the actual substance of the conversation but to paraphrase the Dell representative stated that I had no right to complain to the BBB because I had dropped my laptop and spilled a "brown liquid" on it. Needless to say I did not return the call and a week later (this has been going on for over a month) I receive a call at my office from another Dell representative who wanted to know why I hadn't returned the call. At this point I was so angry that I lashed out and explained all of my disgust with the entire support process. The representative was kind enough to bring up the history of my complaints and again mentioned the spill and drop damage. I explained that the laptop spends the majority of its time on a desk and had it fallen I would have known about it. After a brief pause she offered to replace my 8000 with a refurbished 8100 albeit with no warranty (my existing warranty was due to expire in another three weeks.) I accepted her offer and quickly received a refurbished 8100 that even had a few small upgrades. During this entire process I was simply wanting my 8000 repaired. The problems were minor and the only reason I had even bothered calling Dell was that I figured why should I make the repairs myself when I can use my warranty? The replacement laptop did make things better but they did not "make it right." I have had the refurbished 8100 for a little over a year now and I am in the process of replacing it (not with another Dell.) The display adapter backlight flickers on and off because the video card is not making good contact somewhere. The case has also developed a few small cracks due to it being overly flexible. After reading this latest episode in the ongoing comedy of Dell errors I can only assume that Dell has lost sight of its original goals and is now driven by greed. First we have to deal with the Microsoft "tax" and now click through licensing and we can't even read what we are agreeing to. It's a shame really beacuse Dell does make some nice hardware.

    1. Re:Old dog, new tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dell does make goodhardware but you need to buy in the business class level of support or else you get screwed. I called once and waited on hold for 45 minutes, then I gave the guy my service tag and he was like oh, here call this number you have gold tech support (or platinum or whatever). I called that number and got through no wait. The person is much smarter that helps you too.

    2. Re:Old dog, new tricks by Alcemenes · · Score: 1

      The purchase was made through their small business department but I could not justify the extra cost for their premium support. Prior to this purchase I had always gone through Gateway (who has their share of horror stories as well but I have not experienced any problems) and I was treated very well even though I was making a purchase for home. From what others had told me I could expect the same treatment from Dell but alas I was one of the exceptions to the rule. I recently purchased a new laptop from Gateway (450xl) and upon receiving it they called me to make sure I was satisfied with the product and the ordering process. As far as I know Gateway does little to nothing with Linux but I'll trade a bit of convenience (Linux compatibility) for quality service any day.

  144. A workaround by frieked · · Score: 1

    Take out the hard drive
    Put it in another PC
    Wipe it clean
    Put it back in
    Now when you click any key, you are agreeing to nothing.

    --

    I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
    -Xenocrates
  145. Re:What's the Point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, Dell doesn't want customers like this. They want everyone to ignore the fine print, not read the licenses that authors harp about everyone not reading, they want to assume the customer is some gullible moron who is just click happy so they can make a buck from them and wash their hands. They don't want customers to realize that agreeing to these licenses gives away rights to develop certain types of software - like GPL software - gives rights to Microsoft and family to arbitrarily and without permission log into your computer whenever you're online and scan it for "illegal" files, they don't want customers to think for themselves or awknowledge that there's a choise. To have a bunch of morons at the support desk and morons in management not even knowing what he's talking about indicates this. They assume that everyone just clicks through. Regardless of the license. Sheesh - next time you purchase a property, juch sign the contract and don't read it, right? Who cares if the agent put another decimal point on his commission (no one reads these, so why not?) and who cares if in tiny little letters there's a mention of a lein that you're now responsible for (oops, but then, who reads contracts). He's not being an ass. You're being a moron, but then you're in good company - most idiots out there don't read the rights they're giving away. If they did, there'd be a hell of a lot more Linux users...

  146. Mod me as a Troll by halo8 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    All you privacy and IANAL nuts will mod me down.

    but buddy... SHUT THE FUCK UP

    god.. ive done tech support for 3 years (IBM, HP, Compaq) we get the ocasional nut case wacko like you.. fuck.. we dont care, theres nothing we can do, WE. DONT. CARE. we arnt paid enuff to care about your privacy rights... oh.. and guess what.. after that screen.. theres gona be another screen for M$ and the evil empire.. ooooohh.. ahhhhh.. *sigh* dumbass

    this isnt news.. this started 10 years ago.. and its allready accepted by everyone (is it right? no.) all YOU can do is bitch and complain untill the agree to take back your computer (wich they eventually will to shut you up.
    then you can use your money.. and go buy and HP or and IBM... and *gasp* rinse lather and repeat.. cause your gona go over it all again.

    i know that all my brothers and sisters in hell desk will back me up on this when i say

    "shut up and play your fucking solitare"

    --
    The More Knowledge you have the Luckier you Get- J.R. Ewing
    1. Re:Mod me as a Troll by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      First, you tell people to shut up, but then you admit that if they call and bitched enough the problem will be fixed, i.e., the computer will be taken back. Thus, I'm not really sure what you're saying here.

      Second, all computers do not have the same EULA crap. Apples don't. The ones I build do not.

      Third, I have a major problem with your "I know it's wrong but it's always been this way mentality." If you know it's wrong, why are you against people complaining about it?! You're so lazy that you can't even deal with the issue WHEN YOU'RE PAID TO DO SO!!!

      With lazy f#cks like you around, it's no wonder the world is so screwed up.

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    2. Re:Mod me as a Troll by greymond · · Score: 1

      I agree that for obvious reason the Apples and self uilt systems do not open with EULA's, but I think there was some method to his rant. The truth of the matter is any name brand system whether it's IBM, HP-Compaq, DELL, etc... ALL turn on to a EULA that basically states you have to agree to all the Microsoft Licenses associated with this system. It makes sense because these systems shit with Windows for people who will only use Windows and Windows apps. Mainstream PC's bought at Compusa or Frys are nto guaranteed to run linux and the people that do run Linux on them don't usually buy over the counter systems anyway.

      I can understand his frustration with the person in this article who seems to be escalating a already KNOWN issue to people who don't care. And this isn't a form of government here where the consumers have a say. Microsoft and PC Manufacturers will always and have always had EULA's that are very encompassing. People have complained so much about it yet the companies will not listen, and it's gotten to the point that the majority of people don;t care anymore and will just hit "I agree" so they can use the app. It doesn;t stop them from "sharing" there program and it doesnt stop them from "warezing" because people will still do that even tho they hit "I agree"

      This author just seemed like a prime candidate of someone who just wanted the attention of slashdot....

      When it comes down to it, just because your not supposed to doesnt mean you wont and just because you shouldnt doesnt mean you cant.

    3. Re:Mod me as a Troll by Glass+of+Water · · Score: 1

      you are a troll. ever wonder why you are still doing tech support after 3 years?

      --
      There are no trolls. There are no trees out here.
    4. Re:Mod me as a Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, you lame cock sucking faggot!

      It's no wonder you're still doing tech support for a fucking screwdriver shop, you fucking pillow-biter!!!

  147. How can you publish benchmarks... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    If you're not using the software you're benchmarking?

    duh...

    If you nuke and repave your Windows partition with Linux, you had better NOT be publishing .NET framework benchmarks - Because there's no way you're getting valid data if you're not running .NET under Windows.

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  148. go buy a dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This makes me want to go buy a Dell just to tie up their customer service in legal questions. Ofcourse returning the machine shortly after, thus causing more expenses for them, demanding no restocking fee and having them pay for shipping.

  149. Here's how to fix that problem. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    1) Remove power.
    2) Open box.
    3) Remove hard drive
    4) Close box.
    5) Replace power, boot
    6) Go into setup.
    7) Select boot from CD-ROM first.
    8) Insert CD-ROM
    9) Turn off machine
    10) Open box
    11) Replace hard drive
    12) Close box
    13) Boot.
    14) Install fresh OS from CD
    15) ???
    16) profit (no EULAs to worry about)

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:Here's how to fix that problem. by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, purchase one of those cable adaptors that convert the 44-pin 2-1/2" hard drive to connect to a regular 40 pin IDE cable. Pull the drive, plug it into a desktop machine. Boot off your Slackware floppies. Run FDISK and clean off the laptop HD. Put back in the laptop.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
  150. Scary thought part 2 by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dell laptops support embedded HD passwords as do many other brands. They could set the EULA to refuse to unlock the HD unless you agreed. Locked drives will not even function in other computers.

  151. Investor relations? by Joe+Decker · · Score: 1
    As potential *cough* investors *cough* in Dell, you might want to write Dell's investor relations department. about whether or not they think it's wise to be asking any potential customer to sign legal documents unseen.

    (Actually, I do own some Dell stock.)

  152. Re:Just install Linux by _Upsilon_ · · Score: 1

    Technicially the AC replaced the '!' with a '.', so it must be a derivative work. :)

  153. Wrong by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's not in BIOS. It's in a small hidden partition on the hard drive that is initially toggled bootable, which un-toggles itself after you accept.

    If you fdisk the hard drive and completely reformat it, you will never see the clickthroughs.

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    retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
  154. What if the car companies followed... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    Consumer: I need to get the recall work done on my car for broken seat belts. Dealer: We'll do them for you only if you agree to not to say anything bad about us and we are allowed to inspect your car at any time.

    --
    1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
    1. Re:What if the car companies followed... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      No, It's more like this:

      Consumer: "I need to get the recall work done on my car for broken seat belts."

      Dealer: "We'll do them for you only if you agree to some terms."

      Consumer: "OK, so where are those terms?"

      Dealer: (pulls out clipboard) "I can't give them to you, but you do sign right here." (with terms covered up, except for one that says you must agree to all terms to see the other terms)

      Consumer: "WTF?!?!? How do I know that there isn't something that says I can't say anything bad about you or you can look in my car whenever the fuck you want?" (drives away, and just as luck would have it, gets into an accident and dies - because the dealer slashed the seatbelts and fucked with the steering system)

  155. Obligatory Hackers Quote by Talia+Starhawke · · Score: 1

    "Joey, you say 'Dude' one more time, and I'm gonna slap the sh*t out of you!"

    --
    +5, Female ;)
  156. Turbo It by PhoenixRising · · Score: 1

    Perhaps turboing the whole thing would be an appropriate response. It sounds as though the purchasers quite thoroughly exhausted their normal avenues of support, so the next reasonable step in my mind would be start at the top and work their way down. It's worked for me before.

    Check out http://www.macwhiz.com/articles/art-of-turboing.ht ml for advice on how to do this successfully. It's really a shame that it seems to be such an unknown approach.

  157. Re:What's the Point of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No large business would want to deal with someone like this.

    Someone like WHAT exactly? Someone who didn't want to agree to a potentially binding legal contract that they had not way to get hold of for review? I don't know about YOU, but smart people don't go about signing contracts they haven't read. Maybe you have an exceptionally high tolerance for signing away your rights to the things you purchased, but normal people don't.

    Besides, I would hope that if everything he says is true that he wouldn't be dumb enough to deal with such a lousy company anymore anyway, so I guess they can get rid of one of those "troublemakers" who doesn't want to sign unreadable contracts.

  158. Re:What an Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, this person is not an ass - you're the ass. This person has happened upon what in the IT sector is a very sensitive issue. Tangled in all this you have self-help, UCITA, the lot of it. Mark Minasi's excellent book 'The Software Conspiracy' goes into this subject at length. The person who confronted Dell in this fashion has done us all a service - they have shown us how CS works, and exposed the hypocrisy of the 'licensing' tactics of the vendors. Just be careful and keep your fingers crossed, that UCITA doesn't become more widespread.

  159. Nothing new - Opening shrinkwrap voids returns by zapp · · Score: 1

    This has been the case since companies wised up that you can copy the CD/disks inside a case and return the original.

    You can't read the EULA until you open the box, but if you disagree to it you can't return it because you already opened it.

    --
    no comment
  160. Re:What an Ass by Cyclometh · · Score: 1

    Just to be totally certain of your position here- you think it's OK for a company that sells you a product to force you to agree to a contract (AFTER you have purchased said product) that you cannot read, that they cannot or will not provide, that you are bound by if you agree to its terms, in order to use the product you purchased?

    Really, is that what you think? Pay money, get product, be forced to agree to a legal contract that you aren't able to review in order to use said product, bought and paid for?

    If taking Dell to task over that is causing trouble, I'm all for it. This isn't making life difficult for everyone else; I fail to see how your busy schedule was impacted by this little tiff, as you still have time to post to /.

  161. morons clain high ground in badtoll vs. corepirate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..nazis/unprecedented evile/the walking dead.

    that's right. no contest there. those foulcurrs best get ready to see the light.

    doesn't look like robbIE et AL wants to be any part of it. not enough monIE/eyegas? whatever.

    from a previous unfairly moderated PostBlocked(tm) comment:

    gnu millennium spells doom for stock markup frauds (Score:-1, Troll)
    by Anonymous Coward on Friday August 29, @09:17AM (#6823303)

    that's right. J. Public et AL has yet to become involved in open/honest 'net communications/commerce in a meaningful way. that's mostly due to the MiSinformation suppLIEd buy phonIE ?pr? ?firm?/stock markup FraUD execrable, etc...

    truth is, there's no better/more affordable/effective way that we know of, for J. to reach other J.'s &/or their respective markets.

    the recipe is:

    consult with/trust in yOUR creator. vote with yOUR wallet. more breathing. seek others of non-agressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit.

    use key words/indexing to identify yourself/your products.

    the overbullowned greed/fear based phonIE marketeers are self eliminating by their owned greed/fear/ego based evile MiSintentions. they must deny the existence of the power that is dissolving their ability to continue their self-centered evile behaviours.

    as the lights continue to come up, you'll see what we mean. meanwhile, there are plenty of challenges, not the least of which is the planet/population rescue (from the corepirate nazi/walking dead contingent) initiative.

    EVERYTHING is going to change, despite the lameNT of the evile wons. you can bet your .asp on that. when the lights come up, there'll be no going back, & no where to hide.

    we weren't planted here to facilitate/perpetuate the excesses of a handful of Godless felons. you already know that? yOUR ONLY purpose here is to help one another. any other pretense is totally false.

    pay attention (to yOUR environment, for example). that's quite affordable, & leads to insights on preserving life as it should/could/will be again. everything's ALL about yOUR motives.

    take care, we're here for you.

    as for va lairIE/robbIE et AL, & their disgusting need to suck up to their corepirate nazi sponsors buy use of manipulation/censorship. they are their owned reward eye gas.

    mr auerbach seems like a decent sort. icann see how he would be somewhat discouraged

  162. Link to license by missing000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see what the big deal is here. They told him he could go to a friend's house and read the license, but he refused.

    For those of you considering an Dell Purchase, I suggest you read it.

    1. Re:Link to license by flacco · · Score: 3, Funny
      I don't see what the big deal is here. They told him he could go to a friend's house and read the license, but he refused.

      I'd say the big deal is that Dell legally prevents me from using my new fucking computer without requiring that I inconvenience a fucking friend with a fucking Internet connection, instead of just putting the fucking agreements in the fucking box like they should.

      Licensing is an important issue for some people. Not everyone is willing to agree blindly to anything just so they can get BonziBuddy installed on Internet Explorer.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:Link to license by LamerX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thats fucking funny because my fucking Dell came with like 40 fucking copies of the fucking license agreement in the fucking box. It was fucking impossible to fucking avoid that fucking shit. They even fucking put on the fucking outside of the fucking box that you should fucking read the fucking license agreement before booting your fucking system into fucking Windows. You do fucking know that this fucking warning system is a good fucking thing because it fucking makes people aware of the fucking license agreement. Before, fucking people would just fucking boot up thier fucking computer without fucking knowing that there was any fucking licnese.

    3. Re:Link to license by llywrch · · Score: 2, Funny

      And after that, did you consider chilling out by heading down to the local bar to having a cold one & find someone to have sexual intercourse with?

      Geoff

      --
      I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
    4. Re:Link to license by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And if you have no friends with internet access?
      Let`s say you just moved out to the country, most people don`t have computers, and theres highly unlikely to be a public access terminal.
      Aside from the fact that, it could cost you money to access a third party computer, gas to get there... usage costs... etc, dell should pay my gas usage so i can drive to a cybercafe (about 70 miles away) and lookup their licenses which they fail to provide.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    5. Re:Link to license by missing000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry about the time you spent on your well worded responce.

      I only do this because people keep posting responces to my post -

      IT WAS A JOKE

      (click on the link if you don't get it.)

    6. Re:Link to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking A!

    7. Re:Link to license by shepd · · Score: 3, Funny

      >Thats fucking funny because my fucking Dell came with like 40 fucking copies of the fucking license agreement in the fucking box

      Well, that explains where his copies of the license agreement went.

      Dell needs to fix their paper stuffing machines!

      --
      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    8. Re:Link to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to be thread relevent the final sentence should read
      Dell needs to fix their *fucking* paper stuffing machines!

    9. Re:Link to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pardon me, but I am deeply insulted by your misspelling of "their" (Paragraph 1, Sentence 5, Word 9).

    10. Re:Link to license by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      >> And after that, did you consider chilling out by heading down to the local bar to having a cold one & find someone to have sexual intercourse with?

      He's a Slashdot reader... he may have fantisized about doing that, but actually doing it (and being successful) is out of the question.

      q:]

      MadCow.

      --
      I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
    11. Re:Link to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This fellows problem was not that he couldn't get dells license agreement, that was presented on bootup. However that license agreement required him to agree to other licenses that he did not have.

    12. Re:Link to license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently they fucking realized this and cheaped out on the people who do fucking read their fucking licence agreements! that's the point! fuck!

    13. Re:Link to license by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      lessee: atheist, vegetarian, linux user. have i missed anything?

      Yeah, a sense of humor.

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    14. Re:Link to license by MegaFur · · Score: 1
      lessee: atheist, vegetarian, linux user. have i missed anything?
      Yeah, a sense of humor.

      But three out of four ain't bad...

      --
      Furry cows moo and decompress.
    15. Re:Link to license by MegaFur · · Score: 1

      It's a good joke. I get it. I'm just posting this to force you to get another message in slahsdot message center because, as you say, people keep posting responces to your post. :-D

      --
      Furry cows moo and decompress.
    16. Re:Link to license by yukster · · Score: 1

      NOTE: Don't miss parent's link Fucking hilarious. I just about peed my pants.

    17. Re:Link to license by Khlatu_Barada_Nicto · · Score: 0, Troll

      Shit!

    18. Re:Link to license by LamerX · · Score: 1

      God damn, I would love nothing more than to be allowed to buy a cold one. :) But this country we live in makes it illegal for me to do so until I'm 21 years old. Its great how I'm not a minor until it involves alcohol. What a crock of crap.

  163. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by reallocate · · Score: 1

    Well, yeah, I read the piece. Seemed to me that he was more interested in thumping his chest at Dell than behaving like an adult.

    Of course it is ridiculous to try to force users to agree to something that isn't there. But a lot of people would rather whine about it on /. than go to court to make the point.

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  164. That's what I was thinking by rhizome · · Score: 1

    This is perhaps a problem for the Dell legal department phone number. What are the repercussions of the EULA not being enforceable, that the end-user wouldn't actually have any right to use the software that they just agreed to?

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  165. Re:What's the Point of this? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Is anyone genuinely that concerned about the law?

    Looks more like he wanted to make the point that the agreement was invalid, and force Dell to admit it.

  166. Checks and Balances by jefu · · Score: 2, Funny
    This just has me thinking that I'd like to set up a special checkbook with a statement on each check that says something like :


    "By cashing this check you agree to my EULA and all its terms and conditions and you further agree to indemnify me for any legal expenses I may incur if you decide to give me legal trouble. My EULA may be found on my website at .... . "

  167. No you dumbass, it's not in the BIOS by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The article says NOTHING about the clickthrough actually being in the BIOS, just that it *starts after POSTing*. It's in a small (30-50MB or less) partition on the hard drive that is toggled bootable in a shipping configuration. Once one agrees to the license, the main HD partition is toggled bootable and you never see the contents of the mini-partition again, unless you use some fdisk variant to re-toggle that partition as bootable. Guess what - You get the EULA again!

    Fdisk that partition away and you'll never see it.

    I've confirmed this on my Inspiron 8200.

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    1. Re:No you dumbass, it's not in the BIOS by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      It's in a small (30-50MB or less) partition on the hard drive that is toggled bootable...

      30-50 MB!?!?! What the fuck for!?!

      Wow! If it takes them 30MB to boot enough to display a simple Y/N screen, accept the input, unmark the partition as bootable, mark another partition as bootable, and reboot, I'd hate to see what the rest of their software looks like. Maybe 2G to read in a serial number? 15G to fill in a customer support form?

      Sheesh. And I thought I wrote shitty code!

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    2. Re:No you dumbass, it's not in the BIOS by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was some type of partition with rescue tools, etc. Doesn't matter, since I remove that partition generally (or reformat it as /boot).

  168. Canadian Windows Refund Day by embill · · Score: 1

    This story is particularly timely given the the Canadian Linux Users Exchange is planning a National Windows Refund Day in the near future. Cheers Bill

  169. Re:What an Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A post on slashdot containing the phrase "because they have nothing else to do with their time."

    That is the definition of rich.

  170. "Bell" hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually worked at a computer company that sounded a lot like "bell" for a while as a consultant, and I can tell you a few things in regards to this article:

    1) Sales Reps, Techies, and CustomerCare reps are all informed religiously about new software/hardware updates, but this more than likely would not have been one of the finer details discussed, even if the audience was a room full of managers. Actually, especially if the audience was a room full of managers.

    2) Employees of "bell" are provided with a web connection and email, and they are encouraged to utilize it for business purposes. So someone could have taken the time to email or fax the EULA's provided if the rep was motivated enough to do so.

    3) The manager was more than likely being untruthful about being unable to provide his phone number. Everyone at Dell can give out his or her number. (This is a mail order company after all). In fact, if the author would have reached the manager's voicemail, it would have been prerecorded in the usual procedural VM. Furthermore, he has a boss and is required to transfer you to him or her or provide you with his number (covered above).

    4) As a person who is distrustful of EULAs, I can empathize with this situation. However, as a former employee of "bell," I can also tell you that his EULA escalation will be the highlight of the breakroom lunch table (curses, jokes, what have you). I abhorred calls like this when I was at the company (and our group would receive them more than a few times). So congratulations: you are now the butt of a joke, and if you are lucky, one of those reps recorded the call. It should be whizzing its way through all of the employee's email boxes as we speak so they all can enjoy a good laugh.

  171. Re:What an Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it's really idealistic to want to READ a contract before you agree to it. WTF.

    I bet if you ever go to court and have to sit there for WEEKS as the lawyers go over every word in a contract, you'll change your tune.

    You'll see a lawyer on the other side whose entire life seems to be devoted to picking apart pointless little phrases in the contract.. phrases that now your business and livelyhood completely depend on. He'll pull out court cases, he'll talk and wave his arms, and you'll sit there wondering what he'll pull out of his ass next.

    You'll think "doesn't this lawyer have anything better to do in life?" .. but I bet you won't say it.

    The computer industry probably has biggest effect on society today and most people don't even realize it. We're to the point now where the that we used to keep safe on paper in our desk drawer, is now in a computer, guarded by some third party's EULA. I'm glad SOMEBODY gives a shit.

  172. Link to court decision supporting shrink-wrap by neomorph · · Score: 1

    I have yet to see a single, documented, upheld court decision asserting that these click-throughs are really legally binding.

    Here's a U.S. S

  173. No, YOU are clueless. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Do you actuall own a Dell laptop?

    Hint: I do (Inspiron 8200). And before nuking and repaving my HD (WinXP sucked), I analyzed the structure of my HD. The EULAs on Dell notebooks are in a small (30-50 MB - Yeah, that's big, but it's tiny by today's standards.) partition on the hard drive that is flagged as the boot partition when the laptop arrives at your house. Clicking yes on the EULA will change the flag to the actual partition. Using an fdisk utility to re-flag the EULA partition as the boot partition will make the EULA reappear. Repartitioning the entire hard drive and reformatting it before the first bootup will cause this partition (and the EULA) to disappear.

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    1. Re:No, YOU are clueless. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes I recieved and configured 10 of them 2 weeks ago. I also recieved and configured 12 desktops.

      THIS IS A BIOS SCREEN.

      it displayed it even though I had removed all the drives and used my drive replicator hardware to copy the master to the other drives to instantly image 10 laptops.. (It's nice to be at a company that let's me buy the right tools...)

      upon boot up EVERY ONE OF THEM displayed that bios screen that required a press of any ket to accept.

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    2. Re:No, YOU are clueless. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Then how do you explain this?

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=76594&cid=68 26 678

      "it displayed it even though I had removed all the drives and used my drive replicator hardware to copy the master to the other drives to instantly image 10 laptops.. (It's nice to be at a company that let's me buy the right tools...)"

      So you're basically saying that you replicated the drive from one machine bit-for-bit (including EULA) to the other machines. DUH!!!

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  174. Re:Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by gvc · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if this approach could be prosecuted under the DMCA.

  175. Dell's been reading Dilbert... by AgTiger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dogbert: "Please read me the serial number on the inside of the case of your computer."

    End User: 'But that will void my warranty.'

    Dobgert: "Call me if anything changes."

  176. Not really. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    It was on the hard drive (the BIOS is just configured in such a way at ship time to boot it first, then boot what you actually wanted to).

    What you should do (in the future) is just remove the hard drive before turning it on the first time, and going into the BIOS, then saving changes to the boot order (even if you don't actually change anything). That should prevent it from showing it with a boot cd or whatever.

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  177. Dell Printers, Cost, and overseas support. by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    My mom got a Dell Laptop, and a new Dell Printer/Scanner thingy. The AC adapter for the printer was not in the box...

    To make an extraordinarily long story short. After speaking to three non-native english speakers, two hours, and two disconnected calls...My new USB cable arrived!

    Much to my dismay, I had to call back and keep transferring around Dell's voicehell until I got an english speaking Texan whom I needed to explain for 20 minutes what cable I needed. "It's simple really, I only need the link from the wall to my printer." the reply would invariably come that she'd get me a printer cable. It turned out that I needed to describe a US AC power outlet to get the beginning of the chain and a few more description of the parts between, to get to the printer.

    I work in a support environment and it gave me hemmhoroids just trying to deal with Dell suppport. I worry about my job moving overseas too. It's especially horrible that I had to speak to non-native english speakers. It's like they don't even give the people classes in english, let alone the technology they're supporting.

    I wonder if the extra time people spend miscommunicating because of this costs more than the savings of exporting our jobs. Hell, I agree that Americans (myself included) are a dumb lot and other people might know their tech better. I think that the time saved in calls and describing stuff and shipping of wrong items would far outweigh the job financial savings for giant mega corp though.

    I like the challenge of creating a new non-sig everytime, so there!

  178. Re:What an Ass by kvaughn · · Score: 0

    I'm all for reading the EULA. I'm NOT saying that I'm against reading the contract.

    I AM saying that he could've downloaded the EULA from somewhere else, just like Dell told him. That is, if he wanted to make it work...

    The manager clearly made a bad decision NOT to send a replacement. He could've at least checked into it. I don't agree with that, however, DELL is NOT directly to blame for not providing the license. Dell IS directly responsible for putting apathetic souls in charge of things.

    All of this is moot, because this guy just wants to gripe. If he's competent enough to put up a website, then he's competent enough to grab the EULA from elsewhere. Not to mention, I don't truly believe he wanted to read the thing anyway.

    This is a classic case of people finding something to bitch about instead of bettering the situation. There's a lot of this that goes on here at Slashdot. Many here think they are big thinkers, but some are also big gripers.

    There are more important things in the news. This is equivalent to someone saying they can't turn on their TV because the remote control doesn't have batteries. It's either laziness or flat out stupidity.

    Sorry, but this is smallish...

  179. Original CD's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To comply with the terms and conditions of the software license agreements, you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's hard-disk drive.

    So you guys get backups but no original CDs?

    Who keeps the originals, and if Dell doesn't ship them, do we have to agree to the license and pay for them? Who

  180. Re:What's the big deal? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative
    poster wrote:
    For Canada, you're quite wrong. There have been cases and EULAs have been upheld.
    Having read the article you linked to, please note the following:
    1. it is an opinion piece, not law
    2. the conclusions sought run contrary to consumer protection legislation in many provinces that state that shrink-wrap contracts are void (you cannot agree to a contract of wich you don't know the contents of what you are agreeing to)
    3. that a contract is a negotiation, and where there is no possibility of negotiation, there is no contract, except in the most petty of cases
    4. (this is the most important part) that a contract is between 2 persons or bodies capable of contracting.
    It is this last point that kills all click-thru EULAs. A contract requires 2 parties. My computer is not a party with whom I can enter into contract with, at least not in the legal sense. For one thing, as my property, it is not capable of taking an independent action. As my property, it also is not capable (in the legal sense) of representing the software manufacturer or other EULA author. It lacks all legal authority to represent, negotiate for, or act on behalf of another entity.

    Besides, a contract is not "perfected" - meaning, in force, until BOTH SIDES have a copy. Do you have a copy? Did the other side receive a duplicata of your copy (here I don't mean the original text from which they wrote the EULA, but an actual copy of the agreement YOU entered into with THEM). This might sound like nit-picking, but until both sides have a copy of the agreement that was presented to you, the consumer, there is no contract.

    It's the old saying: 3 rules for agreements:

    1. get it in writing
    2. get it in writing
    3. get it in writing
    This is aside from the whole issue of minors clicking on click-thrus, etc. There is not a click-thru EULA on the planet that can't be broken under the right circumstances.
  181. Clickwrap agreements binding, despite P.O terms. by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
    • Has this happened to you? You plunk down a pretty penny for the latest and greatest software, speed back to your computer, tear open the box, shove the CD-ROM into the computer, click on "install" and, after scrolling past a license agreement which would take at least fifteen minutes to read, find yourself staring at the following dialog box: "I agree." Do you click on the box? You probably do not agree in your heart of hearts, but you click anyway, not about to let some pesky legalese delay the moment for which you've been waiting. Is that "clickwrap" license agreement enforceable? Yes, at least in the case described below.

      decision by William C. Young, U.S. District Court Judge

    There are some painful lines in that decision, such as "Money now, terms later" is a practical way to form contracts, especially with purchasers of software."
  182. EULA for hardware by jefu · · Score: 1
    Ireally should be able to do with it what I want

    Are you living in the USA?

    If so your rights to do with the hardware what you want may not last long. There is a strong (and well financed, of course) movement afoot to restrict computing to trusted computing platforms only.

    And I can easily imagine getting a computer with a hardware EULA that requires me to run a specific operating sytem from a specific vendor, that will not boot to anything else and that will have a tamper resistant bios.

    But then too, I am a rather cynical fart.

  183. Re:What an Ass by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

    Whos the shmuck? Read the Featured artical befor calling people names. After all he did exactly what Dell told him to do in his situation, i.e. call customer care.

  184. I agree by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know too, since every Inspiron 8000 owner I've met personally was completely happy with their machine, to the point where I reccommended one to my father two years ago. He still uses it and absolutely loves it (Except for wishing he'd ordered the largest HD available instead of smallest). Because of his and others' experinces, I ordered an 8200. It works beautifully.

    It had the EULA too. Nothing a Linux install disk couldn't fix, considering that it's in a small partition on the hard drive and NOT in the BIOS as the clueless idiots here that either don't own Dells or never bothered to analyze their HD structure keep claiming.

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  185. Why EULA's are unenforcable. by Kwil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it's an agreement, then by all means the company should have something indicating that I accepted it. Let them produce that in court.

    "The software is installed" is not good enough, as there is nothing to say that:
    A) I installed it, caused it to be installed, or accepted it's installation.
    B) Even if I did any of the former, there is no proof that the software did not in some way malfunction (perhaps due to a temporary computer memory glitch) and thus did not present the EULA, presented it in an unreadable format, or presented a modified EULA that did not match the terms they expected.
    C) Even assuming that I installed it, that the EULA was presented in a reasonable format, and that the terms were as they specified, there is nothing to say that the software did not malfunction in such a way that caused it to continue with the installation even after I indicated that I would not accept the agreement.

    And this is without going into the whole questionable legality of presenting the terms after the purchase.

    EULA's exist only because they've never been seriously challenged.

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  186. I re-built one of these today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this at work today on a brand new dell desktop. We got 6 new Dell desktops at work yesterday and i was delegated to rebuilding one of them (it came with XP and we wanted W2K). When I was installing W2K on it, I saq that there was a 31 MB partiton at the beginning of the drive with unknown format(as reported by the installer). I have a suspicion that all this click thro crap was on that partition. Or i could be completely wrong... my 2 cents

  187. morons claim mynuts won title vs. robbIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    added to (with corewreckdead spelling errors):

    morons claim high ground vs. corepirate nazis/unprecedented evile/the walking dead.

    yes, alldough labeled as trolling offtopicals, we always present stuff that really matters to ALL of US, as opposed to sum phonIE shillerIE concocted by deceptive ?pr? ?firm? payper liesense stock markup execrable

  188. Legally Hacked by barryfandango · · Score: 1

    According to the article, entering the BIOS setup and switching the boot device to the CD-ROM caused it to boot straight into windows from the HD without the licensing screen, and the screen did not return when the BIOS was set back to default.

    No "anykey" - no agreement. It sounds like the author found a way to circumvent the EULA. I don't blame him for returning it anyway though.

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  189. I understand the principality of it all, but... by switcha · · Score: 1
    so this guy blows 5.5 hours, plus time wasted getting and returning the laptop, to prove...what?

    I think it's pretty obvious that the other end of his calls were manned by automatrons. Does he really think a blow was struck for anyone? The same dorks who fielded his badgering calls, are about as likely to file all this away and see the top brass gets the message, as I am to read a dumbass EULA (much less care if I'm obeying it.)

    I'm a fairly ethical guy and try to be reasonable about software/hardware usage, and I think that's leaps ahead of behavior by some that leads to companies thinking they need these insane EULA's. That said, I realize they are unreasonable, but I don't live with fear of black suited men knocking down my door. Granted, I'm not in charge of a company system where the likelyhood of an audit goes up marginally. But this guy was buying one stinkin' laptop. There's places to put your foot down, and I really fail to see how this was one of them.

    That said, he's obviously got the time that I don't have to hassle the 'man', so in the end, more power to him.

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  190. Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-thru by neomorph · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have yet to see a single, documented, upheld court decision asserting that these click-throughs are really legally binding.

    Here's a U.S. Supreme Court Decision that does just that: InfoWorld article

  191. Re:What an Ass by kvaughn · · Score: 0

    You're acting as if Dell had intent... Dell provides licenses on a regular basis to it's customers. Just because one or two boxes slipped by without licenses, something that is bound to happen, that doesn't constitute ill will on Dell's part.

    To say that "you cannot read" the license is not true. The guy could get the license elsewhere.

    Yes, this is a royal pain for Dell. You, and others, are trying to make Dell look bad for a routine occurence (something that probably happens to 99% of manufacturers).

    But then again, this is a clear case of success envy. Many of you hate Dell just as you hate Microsoft, and you'll try your hardest to find anything wrong.

  192. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    What does he have to go to court on?

    If he went to court, the first question the judge would have is "did Dell offer to refund your money, including shipping costs, in full?". As soon as you say yes the case is dismissed, because you had an option out.

    There is, of course, the little niggling problem that there may not be any way to purchase a laptop without software, which (under US law) may constitute illegal bundling (IANAL), but bundling hasn't been pursued for decades and has been worn down by contrary judicial decisions (again, in the US -- the article was about someone from Canada and so it's not relevant).

    Or, of course, they could've just accepted the EULAs and then ignored them. If they then broke any of them in a manner such that they'd actually end up in court then they'd get to defend themselves. Uh huh. Hope they're well off, because the legal costs are going to be staggering. Do you have a few hundred thousand lying around to defend yourself against a lawsuit from a major corporation? No? Hope you read every little bit of those EULAs then. Especially since you're probably fighting a losing battle.

    It may be thumping, but it's thumping about stuff that should be thumped on. EULAs can essentially remove all of your rights regarding the software, and encumber your ability to do what you want even if you don't use the software. And all without your ability to read them prior to consent, with the only option at that point being to return the software -- which is often non-trivial to accomplish.

  193. disagreeing by agreeing by grandin · · Score: 1

    By accepting this agreement, you accept the terms of the other enclosed agreements. However, the other enclosed agreements are all contingent upon use of the software. Isn't it possible to agree to this agreement without agreeing to the individual EULA's so long as you don't actually use the software?

    However, by not providing the actual agreements they could certainly include an agreement that was not written in this manner, you know, something like, "by accepting this agreement, if you don't use this software, you're assets become the sole property of Benjamin Curtis."

  194. You read it wrong. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The article text (at least the reposts, original is Slashdotted), *implies* that it's in BIOS but doesn't actually have evidence to confirm that it is in BIOS and not in a small partition on the HD like every Dell manufactured for the past 2-3 years. People assume that if something appears between BIOS and Windows, then it too must be BIOS, even when it isn't.

    Don't like the license? Put the install CD of your favorite OS, boot from it, and repartition/reformat that license into oblivion.

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  195. Easy.. by jetmarc · · Score: 1

    Your honor, my cat stepped on the keyboard just when I was about to read the Dell welcome screen. It was gone when I rebooted the computer to see it again. I think my cat cannot enter legal bindings with Dell.

  196. http://cr.yp.to/softwarelaw.html by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://cr.yp.to/softwarelaw.htm

    Enough said !!!

  197. This is why... by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    Whenever I buy a new notebook, the first thing I do is to remove the hard drive and set it aside. Then I put in a new Toshiba or HGST (formerly IBM) 9.5mm drive and install Linux.

    To hell with the EULA of the vendor's software, I refuse to use it.

    Most recently (a little over a year ago) I did this with a Fujitsu Lifebook P2040.

  198. CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tell us what the license actually says so I don't have to read the article?

    1. Re:CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      Listen here killer, if you'd have read the article in detail, you'd have noticed that the license that he couldn't get past was only a coverall, it didn't actually have the text of all the other licenses in it. The only thing it says, and I've seen it a bunch of times myself, is that you agree to all of them. There is no way to read them, even if they are on the cd without indicating that you agree to them. If you get them off of the CD's then you have to open the shrink wrap, which according to the sticker means you agree to them. You hit the post button a little too quickly in my opinion.

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    2. Re:CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > if you'd have read the article in detail,

      Umm, if you'd have read my post in detail, you'll realize that's what I said. You hit the reply button a little too quickly IMO.

      I had said:
      > > The point of the article is that you CAN'T READ THE LICENSES

      Which means that the text of the licenses to which the welcome screen refers are not available to be read (without agreeing to them before reading them; this, of course, assuming you have them at all). Therefore you cannot accept the welcome screen. I did read the article in detail, otherwise I would not have posted a blatant flame.

  199. Re:Already slow (image) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Informative

    I managed to get The startup splash screen image, and I've put it on my website.

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  200. Re:Dude, RTFA by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    They lost more than one dude... I have a 2.5 year old Dimension here that runs Windows (effectively a true Wintendo for me..) and a no-name build running Linux. I was thinking of getting a new Dell since my current PC is a little underpowered for modern gaming but otherwise running well. Well, unless Dell comes back with a REALLY good reason for this idiocy, I won't be thinking about them any longer and I sure as hell am done recommending them to other people.... I'll take the extra hour to just build my own instead.

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  201. Actually by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    If you do it right, that agreement will no longer exist, as it's on the hard drive.

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  202. Slashdot duplicate from three years ago by Cerlyn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not to brag, but I submitted this story to slashdot three years ago.

    Dell has been doing this for quite some time.

  203. Wow! Patent it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised, nobody has a patented the one-click EULA agreement yet.

  204. A few questions by siskbc · · Score: 1

    First, thanks for linking me to the opinion - I missed this post originally.

    regarding your specific post...

    If a cooperative software vendor wanted to speed the case to a victorious conclusion, he could just modify 1% of his shrinkwrap EULAs to include an extra provision- something outlandish like an additional $1000 monthly fee as long as the product is installed. The ensuing lawsuit would clearly demonstrate the folly of the ProCD position.

    As annoying as the decision was, they did mention that a EULA that says "You owe us an extra $10,000" would NOT be enforceable. See, they're reasonable! ;)

    Regarding other aspects of the decision and the Dell story...

    First, the decision did put some pretty strong requirements on the legality of EULA's. One was the refund part - otherwise, the decision hinted that a EULA might not be enforceable if the buyer had no ability to terminate upon reviewing the final contract. Seems that MS is certainly obligated to refund for OEM windows. Also, would Dell's refusal to refund shipping be illegal? One wouldn't care too much about shipping, I expect, but it is the principle, isn't it?

    Second, the decision discussed that, for the ProCD EULA, there was mention of a further license on the box, and they likened this to insurance sales, where the full policy follows the transaction. Seems to me that any company would be at least required to notify you that further terms were forthcoming. I'm sure that microsoft does this as a matter of course - but I wonder, did Dell? if not, how would that be treated?

    Third, Dell absolutely refused to provide the actual license! If this is the case, and the screen says "You agree to every license in the box," but there are none in the box, what then? This isn't a EULA-general argument, more for the specific story. However, I don't see that as being a one-time incident, so it would be nice to know.

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  205. blech by ywwg · · Score: 1

    what a whiny baby. I got a dell laptop and saw the same screen. I rebooted, went into bios, made it boot from cd, put in the redhat cd, and installed.

    Ok, so he says windows started booting. OH NO, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

    Just restart and try again. There's no reason to make such a big deal. Once you wipe the disk it's not like microsoft is going to come after you in the night.

  206. Welcome to modern computing... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Although from what I recall of my (long since nuked) "EULA", it had a small introduction to the computer and lots of fancy music, etc. In fact, I think it may actually have performed some configuration of the Windows partition (beyond just tweaking the boot flags) after clicking "Yes".

    Also, IIRC, on extremely large hard drives there's a minimum size increment for a partition proportional to the size of the HD. I kind of remember not being able to create a partition smaller than 15ish megs on a 30-40 gig HD, although I can't be sure.

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  207. Sandblaster by TeXMaster · · Score: 1
    The times are getting ripe for something like Sandblaster to be created. I'm not 100% sure of the name, but I'll keep it that way. It's a brand imagined by Gibson in his Idoru novel, a brand which produced hardware which was, at least how I understood it, the closest thing to open source for software.

    There are still quite a few steps missing to get there, but at least some work is being done. For example, IIRC there is at least one open source BIOS in the works (anybody remember the links); next we need some kind of access to recycled/recyclable materian, and people willing to work at the asembly lines.

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    1. Re:Sandblaster by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      There's LinuxBIOS, a hardware friendly BIOS (spins up drives, etc.), except it's not very complete, BochsBIOS, which isn't hardware friendly, but is fairly complete, and there's a variant of the two that's hardware friendly and fairly complete.

  208. Of EULAs and click-throughs by Atario · · Score: 5, Funny

    My first experience with this kind of nonsense was with a box containing the install disks (and by "disks" here, I mean 3.5" floppies, this being about 13 years ago) for Macintosh System 6.3. There, spanning the gap over the disks in their little plastic tray, was a paper sticker proclaiming that, by breaking the seal, you agreed to...something. Of course there was no room on the sticker for the actual contract you were supposedly agreeing to by the tearing of a paper, and it wasn't clear where this "agreement" referred to actually was. But, trickster that I am, I found that I could slip the disks out one by one without tearing the sticker. (Looking back on it now, I suppose I could have cut the back of the plastic tray with a box-cutter, but no matter.)

    Since then, of course, this silliness has escalated to the point where the events in the article come to pass: you are required to do something which you could do entirely by accident, which is supposed to signify that you agree to something you aren't told, and in fact have no way of finding out about without doing the thing you're supposed to do. Double Catch-22 ("Catch-44"?).

    So how about this: we start sending mail (real, physical mail might make more of an impression, but email could be good for a larf too) to these companies, proclaiming on the outside of the envelope (or, in the case of email, in the Subject: or some other more obscure header line) that, "by opening this mail, you agree to the enclosed agreement". Then, inside, you have whatever agreement amuses you. For example:

    The opener (you; hereafter, 'Dorkus') agrees provide me with all the free cookies, hundred-dollar bills, and blowjobs I ask for, and like it, in perpetuity, throughout the universe, forever and ever, amen.

    If anyone ever tries to call you on their EULA, simply fire back that they agreed to your UALA (User Abuser License Agreement) too, and it's equally enforceable.

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    1. Re:Of EULAs and click-throughs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      There never was a Macintosh System 6.3.

    2. Re:Of EULAs and click-throughs by Atario · · Score: 1

      No? 6.63? Dunno. It's been a long time.

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    3. Re:Of EULAs and click-throughs by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      I believe 6.0.3 was what you were grasping for.

      Though System 6 progressed all the way to 6.0.7 before being dropped for System 7, 6.0.3 was the one almost everyone remembers (for good or bad).

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  209. Re:What an Ass by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    "People on Slashdot regularly fight incessantly for pedantic, yet idealistic goals, because they have nothing else to do with their time."

    People on Slashdot regularly fight incessantly for an individual's rights, and idealistic goals, because they give a damn about what you can do with hardware/software that you have legally purchased.

    "You must be new here."

  210. It's an extra partition on the HD by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 4, Informative

    Which the Dell defaults to booting in its shipped state. After agreeing to the EULA (plus a small multimedia intro to your machine), the partition is never used again.

    Apparently, the Inspiron 5100s have the default BIOS boot order set to boot the HD before the CD. (See a post near the end of this article's comments from a guy that mass-installed Linux on some 5100s where he worked. This was not the case with my 8200 from what I remember, which DID have this EULA.) Pressing F2 at bootup lets you change this to a more sensible order, after which you can insert your favorite OS install CD and nuke the EULA partition into oblivion without ever even booting it.

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    1. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by $calar · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm glad you mentioned this. I just purchased a Dell Dimension 8300 and I share the same sentiment that the factory defaults suck, so I reformatted it right away. However, I also noted the 35 MB partition right at the beginning of the hard drive.

      So, you say that this isn't needed and that it's just for the first run? I left it there in case it was needed, but it's not of a recognized file system.

      Thanks, I will delete it next time.

      BTW, I hope this isn't too far off topic to get moderated as such. I think that what this person pointed out was useful to me, and perhaps other Dell users. I have to say though, on the topic of this article, that I would not see any agreement because I reformatted before I could even accept a license.

    2. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by JeffFurry · · Score: 1

      It's NOT an extra partition on the HD, or at least wasn't when I was working for Dell and setting up the factory install (circa 1994). I don't think the technology has changed all that much.

      If I remember correctly, it's the boot files that are changed (used to be io.sys and msdos.sys) to be Dell specific, and they're changed back to the Windows versions when the electronic "seal" is broken.

      Reading the description of events, I doubt that the EULAs are actually enforcable, and, well, if you're not gonna use the software anyway, I'm thinking that it really doesn't much matter.

      But then, IANAL(TG). ;)

    3. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      virtually every Dell with xp pro has a 30-35mb partition on it, "EISA" style. This is true for their servers and Pro machines, not sure about xphome boxes. WHY, I have no idea, most of the dell's i buy are servers with NO OS installed, and the Dell XP pro boxes I have, I got used.

      If you use the setup disk that comes with dell servers to auto-reformat everything, it will still create that 30mb EISA partition, then prompt you for your OS install disk of choice (linux, obviously). Their do have decent kickstart files on the install disk, making installing linux somewhat faster if you don't mind their default settings on the version that they support (last dell server I bought was for RH 7.2, been a while)

      The EULA's can't be enforcable (IANALEBIR/.) and I personally can't wait until this finally goes to court. I can't see how any EULA is enforceable without you signing it. Even the GPL says you can use without acceptance/permission since you didn't sign anything, you just can't distribute it without acceptance.

      Someone was once joking about sending Bill Gates a letter with a $5 bill inside, and a note "by opening this letter, you agree to sell me your car for $5. Please forward your keys and title to..."

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    4. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by thefultonhow · · Score: 1

      XP Home boxes have them too. The ironic thing is that we buy an assload of XP Home boxes at my work (Dimensions off outlet.dell.com), because they are cheap and we have a tiny budget and lots of things we need to do with it. We then click through the intro screens on the way to booting off the XP Pro install CD or doing an RIS boot. We then fail to use any of the Dell-provided software.

      Frankly, though, even if you were a home user and had no choice but to use the software, it's not a big deal, for several reasons:

      1. The EULAs are pretty much unenforceable unless the software has copy-protection of some kind that checks back with a server, which most OEM software lacks (with the notable exception of Windows and Office).
      2. If the software does have copy-protection, there is no need for the EULA in the first place, because the software manufacturer can carry out its own enforcement in the form of feature-limiting (Microsoft has done this with cracked copies of WinXP).
      3. Have you ever read these license agreements? Pretty much the worst penalty they contain is that the company can terminate the license at any time, i.e. prohibit you from using this copy of the software. Not a big deal. Just go buy the next version.

      Not to mention the fact that my mom bought a Dell with this message about a year and a half ago and Dell/Microsoft/whoever has yet to come after her for using the illegal copies of Office, etc. that I put on there for her... :D

    5. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      The partition is for diagnostics. If you hit F12 at the post screen it will let you run diags. Once you format the partition, you can never have it back again. Mystery solved.

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    6. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by yanestra · · Score: 1
      after which you can insert your favorite OS install CD and nuke the EULA partition into oblivion without ever even booting it.

      That means, you can circumvent the obligatory agreement to the EULA? Microsoft complained about a method to do that in a different context, but, is it legal to circumvent such electronic "agreements"?

      That would mean, after all, it is possibly legal to install and boot different operating systems even on Dell computers? Without booting the EULA before?

    7. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by Starcub · · Score: 1

      Someone was once joking about sending Bill Gates a letter with a $5 bill inside, and a note "by opening this letter, you agree to sell me your car for $5. Please forward your keys and title to..."

      I always thought he got rich by selling software. Now it all makes sense.

    8. Re:It's an extra partition on the HD by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      "That means, you can circumvent the obligatory agreement to the EULA?"

      No... The agreement of the EULA covers software on the machine.

      If you nuke it with a RedHat CD, there's no software with a license for you to agree to.

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  211. No more Dell for me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm about three months out from making another computer purchase. My last two computers were from Dell, but now that they're playing with that kind of nonsense I'm going to find someone who isn't d1cking with their customers.

    I buy expensive computers -- too bad for Dell.

    Jimdesu

  212. MySQL is as free as it ever was by nuggz · · Score: 1

    That version of MySQL is as free as it ever was.
    The new and improved version has a different license, if you don't like it, why not use the old one?

    If you are selling your app for money, what is wrong with them getting in on it to?

    1. Re:MySQL is as free as it ever was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped using a commercial product for this very reason (4th Dimension). The licensing cost was just too high to be able to make anything available in the 'compulsive buy' or inexpensive range. Now this behavior seems to filtering into the open source arena.

  213. Java May Kill You by sirbone · · Score: 1
    Since we are on the topic of EULAs that no one ever reads, here is an amusing exerpt from Microsoft's Windows 2000 EULA:

    Java technology is not fault tolerant and is not designed, manufactured, or intended for use or resale as on-line control equipment in hazardous environments requiring fail-safe performance, such as in the operation of nuclear facilities, aircraft navigation or communication systems, air traffic control, direct life support machines, or weapons systems, in which the failure of Java technology could lead directly to death, personal injury, or severe physical or environmental damage.
    So in other words, "The use of Java may kill you, and Microsoft is not liable if you die from Java or if you nuke a city by installing it on a nuclear power plant..."
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  214. Anyone hear of a EULA Lawsuit? by kc0dby · · Score: 1

    I mean really-

    We B&M about the EULA's we see. Some of them are pretty crappy, I'll admit. But has anyone ever heard of a lawsuit or other general harassment over someone breaking the terms of the EULA? By "the EULA" I mean ANY EULA....

    I mean, I know I've done it. And in a way pretty conspicuous to the other party- never heard a thing. I know there were some marketing types that were raising hell within the company about it, but apparently their legal department had the same opinion I do regarding the enforceability of the "scary bits" of the EULA.

    Personally, I think the "scary bits" are meant to be used as a deterrent for those who know so little about the law that the FUD get's to them.

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  215. No license to use is bad by nuggz · · Score: 1

    But if you don't, your license automatically falls into standard copyright law which basically gives you more rights than most EULAs

    Uh no, to use software you must make copies (onto the hard drive or into memory). These have been found to be infringing in court.
    Unless you have a license to use the software you are committing copyright infringement.
    I wouldn't try the no license trick.

    1. Re:No license to use is bad by Exatron · · Score: 1

      No, you can still use the software without a EULA. The required copying for using the software falls under this thing called fair use. When you read a book, you're copying the information it contains (even if it is in a rather lossy form) and that isn't a copyright violaiton.

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    2. Re:No license to use is bad by nuggz · · Score: 1

      When you read a book you aren't copying it.
      When you install software onto your hard drive you ARE copying it.

      This is why you need a license to use software in the US. Other countries do have different laws.

    3. Re:No license to use is bad by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Unless you have a license to use the software you are committing copyright infringement.


      Wrong.

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    4. Re:No license to use is bad by trg83 · · Score: 1

      You are copying it if you have a photgraphic memory, or essentially any long-term memory at all...

    5. Re:No license to use is bad by Alsee · · Score: 1

      This is why you need a license to use software in the US.

      TITLE 17 > CHAPTER 1 > Sec. 117. - Limitations on exclusive rights: Computer programs

      it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program

      When you buy a disk with software on it you do NOT need to agree to an EULA in order to install and run it.

      EULA's are in general a fictional entities. They have almost never acutally been brought into court and judges almost always find some other issue on which to decide the case. Software comes with ELUA's because "everyone else" has them.

      That's why the BSA was pushing for the UCTIA, to try to make EULA's valid they need to change the law. Any judge who (in general) upholds an EULA is an idiot.

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  216. Re:What an Ass by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I did, and I gave my commentary on it. He's not changing the system or bucking the system or doing anything other than causing trouble for himself. He should have pressed any key and installed his Linux or whatever and been done with it.

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  217. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  218. Nope, ONE copy by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    Copyright law of protected media entitles the owner to ONE backup.

    Generally computer users can make MANY backups (for update purposes), so long as you destroy the previous backup.

    That's why the language in the EULA is explicit. You agree that the included CDs *are* your backup. Which means you can't make your own backup, which means you can't make a drive image.

    1. Re:Nope, ONE copy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Copyright law of protected media entitles the owner to ONE backup.

      Sorry, no. Copyright limits your non-infringing uses based on 4 principles, the most important of which is monetary damage to the copyright holder. The whole one copy thing isn't codified anywhere.

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  219. planetfeedback.com by skryche · · Score: 1
    I recommend making use of PlanetFeedback.com when going up against The Man.

    I spent an absurd length of time fighting Verizon Wireless (and, to a lesser degree Citibank) when they withdrew a bill payment from my account and then shut off my service. I wrote a letter via PF and soon got a call from a guy who gave me back my service, cleared my record, refunded $100, and paid for two months of service. Woot.

  220. Re:Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    Interesting idea. How do ya figure?

  221. Re:"Contracts of Adhesion" are not enforceable...b by pmz · · Score: 1

    UCITA is already the law in Maryland and Virginia. If you live in those states, move!

    Interesting that Washington DC is right in the middle.

  222. Re:What an Ass by Cyclometh · · Score: 1

    Your assumption that this was an occurence due to something not being included in the packaging by accident is just that- an assumption, and a big one at that. I would be willing to bet that there was nothing different between the way this laptop was packaged and every other one Dell ships.

    Regardless, the pure fact of the matter is that Dell is wrong. Pointing that out, and demanding that the company that has already received your money that they respect your rights and not attempt to force you into binding legal agreements that you cannot read after the sale has been concluded is not "causing trouble".

    I'm not trying to make Dell "look bad". Fuck, they do that all the time without any help from little ol' me. And just because it's routine doesn't mean that it's right or that it shouldn't be protested. It's the sheeples with attitudes like yours that make sure the rest of us have to deal with this crap.

    I don't have any particular problem with Dell as a company, personally. Pointing out that they are in the wrong for this particular tactic doesn't constitute "success envy" (how could it unless I was an unsucessful maker of computers?). I'm using a Dell Inspiron 4150 right now to type this. I never had to agree to this particular license, as I didn't get the system directly from Dell, and it was already reconfigured by the time I got it.

    None of that changes the fact that Dell is in the wrong, and pointing that out, or protesting it, isn't "causing trouble", despite what you may think.

  223. Untested? Perhaps by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    But in the case of signatures on paper.. the argument doesn't hold.

    People have tried to argue that they signed some piece of paper becuase "Everyone does".. say when renting a car, or something.... and that the terms shouldn't apply to them.

    The courts rightly ruled that you know you are being asked to agree to sometihng.. if you choose not to read it, that's YOUR risk, not theirs.... they offered you all the terms up front in good faith.

    If you agreed knowing that it was a request by the copyright holders to agree to some terms, and think you can get by by mashing buttons with your eyes closed, how does that exhonerate you? I don't get it.

    Yes, there are issues regarding click-through.. but that isn't one of them.

    1. Re:Untested? Perhaps by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      And a court has decided that that isn't the case everytime either. A guy rented a car, and of course signed the rental agreement just like he always does. Brought the car back two days later, and was being charged about $150 extra. He asked why, and was told that the car has a tracking system in it, and the system showed that he speeded on three separate instances during the trip. As it turns out, the contract he signed had a clause explicitly covering this, so he can't get out of it.

      Until the idiot judge decided that since that isn't a standard part of a car rental contract, it isn't enforceable. In fact the car rental company wasn't allowed to keep the clause in future contracts, even though they would specifically point it out and explain it to future customers.

      The sad thing is, there are dozens of car rental companies available, from Avis and Enterprise, to the single-location companies that noone knows about. It's not like you can't take your business elsewhere if you don't like the contract. If you want to buy an operating system that works with your current word processor, email client, and games, you are very limited in which one you can get. Yet my mother clicking on "I agree" is more enforceable than a businessman signing a car rental agreement that has a clause to charge more for speeding.

      That is what is wrong with EULA's.

    2. Re:Untested? Perhaps by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Signing a contract with a handwritten signature has a stronger legal standing than other means of indicating acceptance. There had to be a special law passed to make digital signatures equivalent to handwritten ones in the US.

      Note that a core requirement for a digital signature to be strongly valid is that a record is made of the transaction- both parties know not just when the transaction occured, but also who the other party was. That is not the case with shrinkwrap or typical click-thru.

  224. Re:What's the big deal? by Gregg+M · · Score: 1
    IANAL. But I'm at least willing to do a Google search rather than spout my opinion on this kind of thing.

    But did you read it? The poster said Most of these Eula's are unenforceable anyway. Which is true.
    Both your links talk about having to agree to a license before a transaction is made. It seems he bought the laptop, software and all, before having to click through agreements.

    Your second link says:

    Some courts have held that shrink-wrap license terms are not enforceable if the contract for sale of the software is formed prior to presentation of the shrink-wrap terms to the licensee.

    That spells it out for me. The moment you buy something is when you squabble about terms. If the vender says: "to get this product all you have to do is give me money." That's all the conditions you've agreed to. At that point any conditions the hardware or software try to bind you with are unenforceable.

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  225. Re:What's the Point of this? by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    Companies need customers like this.
    The buying public need to be more aware and need to be willing to raise a fuss about how they are being jammed into a corner and how they are not willing to be screwed at every turn.
    What if GM required you to sign an agreement that thay were not liable for a defect in their manufacturing process? Would you be willing to "click through" on that?

  226. Damn Cat by brakk · · Score: 1

    Agree to what? I just turned on the computer when my cat decided to walk across my keyboard. After I grabbed him and put him on the floor, windows was booting up.

  227. simple solution by Casca · · Score: 1

    The solution is quite simple really. Send the device back for repair, claiming you can't get past the first screen. When they ship it back to you, I'd almost guarantee someone at the repair facility will have clicked the "accept" button, assuming you don't have a completely new unit of course.

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  228. Quiet! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    If you keep coming out against UCITA, I'm never going to get all the first born children in my state after clueless users blindly agree to my EULA! I need all those children (I'm making a pie) so why don't you keep it down already?

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  229. Re:What an Ass by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    So are you saying you don't care what's in the license you can't see but that you have to agree to?

    How mind-blowingly naive can you possibly be? You sound like one of the Dell tech support goons the guy was talking about.

    These license agreements are making OUR lives difficult, not the other way around.

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  230. Why are you buying a Dell anyway? by msafar · · Score: 1

    I agree that Dell's response was patently stupid, but if you're going to install Linux, why are you buying hardware that you KNOW comes with the Microsoft tax. For the level of support you're going to get on Linux from Dell, you'd be better off buying a generic laptop with no tax.

    THAT SAID: Send your account of the experience to Dell's corporate counsel, and I be some heads will roll.

  231. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by reallocate · · Score: 1

    The point is that the only way to determine if a EULA is legally enforceable is to challenge it in court. Jut because someone puts a bunch of words on paper and tells you that those words legally bind you doesn't necessarily make it so.

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  232. Their servers have had it for a while by pvera · · Score: 1

    I took delivery of two Dell 600 CS servers a few months ago and they both had the clickthru license. I thought it was the bios but the first boot for the second box was from a OS install CD and the license did not show up like when I booted the first box.

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  233. Likely success in small claims court by mjh · · Score: 1

    I read an article in LinuxJournal where some guy took his vendor to small claims court and won a judgement against them for the windows license refund.

    To the original poster, this might be worth looking at or trying.

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  234. Re:Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-th by rbullo · · Score: 1

    Scary, man. At this rate, they're going to put EULAs on tricycles soon.

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  235. DUDE! Your getting a slashdotting! by jrivar59 · · Score: 1

    sorry... had to be said, move along now..

  236. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    And the only way to challenge it in court is to actually violate it and get sued.

    You go to court claiming that you don't want to be held to some piece of paper and the clerk won't even bother scheduling your case -- because you don't have one.

  237. Re:Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-th by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No... the S.Ct. refused to hear the case. That doesn't mean that they agree, it just means that they had more important things. Don't read too much into a denial of cert.

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  238. I've seen worse by stonewolf · · Score: 1

    I have DSL service from SBC. Do I need to say more?

    They advertise the service as a being target at SOHOs (Small Office Home Office) and advertise that it is ideal for running servers. But, the end use contract specifically forbids you from running *any* *server* *at* *all*. This is a service that includes a set of static IPs, why would you pay for static IPs if you can't run a server?

    Of course, there is no link nor any mention of that agreement on the page advertising the service. You don't see it until you try to register as a user. If you don't register you can not use their email or usenet servers. Not to mention that the customer service people refuse to talk to you if you aren't registered.

    I escalated the problem as high as I could. I was told on the phone that they knew about the contradiction between the contract and the advertising. And they didn't care. They admitted that it was fraud, but it was there to let them mess with people who don't understand the law. I could chose to not use the service (and pay the termination fee) or I could sue them. Otherwise, "stop wasting my time."

    BTW, they told me that if I did file a complaint or sue them they would disconnect all telephone wires to my home for a minimum of 5 years.

    I will be switching carriers at the end of my contract. At that time I will switch my telephone service to another carrier. And, I will never do business with SBC again.

    What can I say, at lest Dell is willing to take the computer back.

    Stonewolf

    1. Re:I've seen worse by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      regarding SBC DSL service, "I was told on the phone that they knew about the contradiction between the contract and the advertising. And they didn't care. They admitted that it was fraud, but it was there to let them mess with people who don't understand the law. ... they told me that if I did file a complaint or sue them they would disconnect all telephone wires to my home for a minimum of 5 years."
      If what you said were true, then there are a bunch of lawyers who would *love* to pick that one up. Visit a lawyer, explain the situation, ask them to make the same calls, ask the same questions, and get it on tape.

      If that big of a company openly admits to fraud and illegal retaliation to their customers, the court would have no problems requiring them to meet their ads, and not retaliate.

      Unless, of course, you are just lying about the whole thing.

      frob

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    2. Re:I've seen worse by Courageous · · Score: 1

      BTW, they told me that if I did file a complaint or sue them they would disconnect all telephone wires to my home for a minimum of 5 years.

      This is extortion (literally), and the maker of this threat could face a lengthy stay in the slammer. While such a lengthy stay in the slammer is mostly theoretical, the civil liabilities for having made this threat are not.

      C//

    3. Re:I've seen worse by stonewolf · · Score: 1


      That is the first time I've been accused of lying on slashdot. I guess that means that what I said strongly violates your view of reality. Could it be that you have a bell shaped head?

      Stonewolf

    4. Re:I've seen worse by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      That is the first time I've been accused of lying on slashdot. I guess that means that what I said strongly violates your view of reality. Could it be that you have a bell shaped head?
      First, I did not say you lied. I said that If what you said were true I believe there is only one action you should take. But because your story seems unlikely (see below), I would not be surprised if it (some portion at least) were a lie.

      You said that you worked as high as you could through the call center when you heard that. That means that it was probably either a shift/team supervisor or a call center manager. I have never heard of a management level corp employee (they are a low-level manager) directly admit to customers that they have deceptive trade practices, intent to defraud, and intent to illegally retailiate against lawful orders.

      Assuming that were true, if you had recorded the phone call(s) you could win in both civil and criminal court, so your claim that no judge or lawyer would listen to you seems preposterous. Assuming you were able to do it once, it would be worth your while to record the calls and try it again, several times, until you get the same result.

      With tape in hand, no reasonable lawyer would turn that case down, and would likely help you without any cash from you. (Just a portion of the eventual settlement). If you didn't want to go to a lawyer, your local news services would *love* a copy of the tape. Imagine the headlines -- "Phone company representative admits to corporate crimes".

      So considering how unlikely it is that a call-center leadership person would admit to such things, I will stick to my first post: It is either the truth or a lie. If it true you have everything to gain and nothing to lose by calling back and recording it. If you are unwilling to do so, I will remain convinced that your story is either a complete lie or a very exaggerated version of the truth (which in my view, is a still a lie).

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    5. Re:I've seen worse by stonewolf · · Score: 1

      You seem to be jumbling things up a bit. I never said anything about a lawyer or judge not being interested. You seem to be responding to your own assumptions rather than to anything I ever said.

      BTW, the manager was not reached through the call center, but through the corporate problem resolution line. I sent a long set of questions to them and he was reading from the reply he got from the corporate lawyers.

      Anyway, it seems you feel that I must be lying because I could sue them. I find that hard to understand.

      Stonewolf

  239. YOU FAIL IT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  240. michael_dell@dell.com by pyros · · Score: 1

    I'm not joking. I called in to complain about the flawed BIOS implementation for laptops with the i830M chipset (doesn't allow you to change how much shared memory it uses), and the tech suggested emailing michael_dell@dell.com. I had a response from his staff, by phone, that same day. They were very attentive to get a good description of the problem and how it affected me.

  241. Re:Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-th by Jhon · · Score: 1
    You need to do a better job reading your source material This never went to the US Supreme Court.
    Last week, the Supreme Court decided not to hear the accused software company's appeal.
    While you can make a subtle argument of LANGUAGE, they didn't UPHOLD the lower court, they decided NOT TO HEAR the appeal. There's a difference.
  242. Same thing with Inspiron 8200, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After seeing that stupid screen, I powered down the computer (without accepting squat), booted into the bios, selected the CD as a bootable media, inserted my Redhat 9.0 CD, and rebooted. The windows XP box that came with it is still sealed. No worries for me!

  243. Reading slashdotted sites by moncyb · · Score: 0

    The site is slashdotted! Maybe that guy couldn't even load it at all. My browser has been trying to load it for the past five minutes, and I've only got the first six or seven paragraphs. I just tried Google, and the page isn't in their cache. So how am I supposed to read it if it doesn't load?

  244. Re:What an Ass by kvaughn · · Score: 0

    I'll agree that I made an assumption. But, betting that Dell only ships EULAs with every other PC is not a good bet.

    Once again, you're saying that the customer CAN'T read the agreement. There were other options.

    Look, all I'm saying is that this sort of thing is no big deal. You're calling me a sheep over something minute in scale. To treat Dell like they're evil over some line workers forgetfullness (NOT Dell strategy), is just grossly out of perspective.

  245. Re:"Contracts of Adhesion" are not enforceable...b by hamal · · Score: 1
    Any reasonable lawyer, not working for one of the sides in this issue, would say that substantial doubt surrounds the enforceability of shrinkwrap licenses in the United States.


    I am afraid that case law has already established the legality of shrinkwrap licenses in the US. This happened in Procd, Inc. v. Zeidenberg.

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  246. Re:What's the big deal? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    That may spell it out for you, but woe be unto you when you find out differently.

    The highest court to rule on it, the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals, disagrees. They stated that you merely have to be made aware of a license agreement, but you don't have to be able to read the agreement beforehand. Virtually all software nowadays states on the box that there is a license agreement inside the box, which according to the 7th is adequate, as long as you can return the software for the purchase price if you disagree with the license.

    Until there's a Supreme Court ruling there won't be any clear ruling on this, but legal scholars appear to be taking the 7th's ruling as guidance for now. And unless you live in one of the small areas with a contrary ruling, it's advisable that you follow it as well. Ignorance of the law is not a valid defense.

  247. Re:Dude, RTFA by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    The extra month to develop your own laptop, too? This guy bought a LAPTOP. I know you're talking about desktops, but Dell is pretty well known for their laptops.

  248. Dell Education and Licensing... by ciroknight · · Score: 1

    I work for our school as an assistant network admin, which means I'm also in charge of the phyiscal setup of the machines at our school. Just recently, our school purchased 10 new dell workstations for the students. They were all running Windows XP when we bought them from Dell, and when we started them all up they all displayed a screen saying "By hitting next, you agree to all of the individual software user end license agreements." Since our department couldn't read the agreements, we had to strip every machine and install Windows 2000, which Microsoft charged us another 65$ for all 10 of them. Not to mention the fact we have 10 Windows XP disks around that we cannot possibly use because we can't read the EULA. Anyone know of a way to get a refund for these 10 licenses we can't possibly use?

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    1. Re:Dell Education and Licensing... by Nexzus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can do the same thing that this guy did. Take them to small claims, get a full refund for the licenses, and use it to buy a few more computers for the kids.

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  249. Re:What an Ass by kvaughn · · Score: 0

    Goons? I've talked to some pretty helpful people at Dell. To characterize everyone as goons tells me you have some sort of issue with Dell that runs deeper than a missing EULA.

    My company uses Dell exclusively for our servers. I haven't ever, at any time, worked for Dell.

    The manager was wrong - I'll give you that. To give Dell, as a whole, a bad rap isn't justified.

  250. Re:What an Ass by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    DELL is NOT directly to blame for not providing the license

    How do you figure that? It's their BIOS and they're making you agree to a license you can't see!

    this guy just wants to gripe
    Actually, he's trying to inform the public about something everyone who buys one of these Dell laptops will encounter

    If he's competent enough to put up a website, then he's competent enough to grab the EULA from elsewhere.

    He's not even sure which EULAs apply because no one can tell him. You do realize that there are different OEM versions very many different products don't you?

    Many here think they are big thinkers, but some are also big gripers.

    You're not much of a thinker, I gather.

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  251. Re:Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by gvc · · Score: 1

    Your challenge occasioned me to (re)read the DMCA

    The clause I had in mind was 1201(a) [attached]. While the tone of the act suggests it applies to performances and literary works, it is my understanding that it applies to software/firmware/devices as well. It was clearly the intent of Dell that you click to agree and by circumventing this process you are availing yourself of whatever IP is inside the computer, thus circumventing the copyright protection system.

    Sec. 1201. Circumvention of copyright protection systems

    `(a) VIOLATIONS REGARDING CIRCUMVENTION OF TECHNOLOGICAL MEASURES- (1)(A) No person shall circumvent a technological measure that effectively controls access to a work protected under this title. The prohibition contained in the preceding sentence shall take effect at the end of the 2-year period beginning on the date of the enactment of this chapter.

  252. Re:What an Ass by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    Actually, I didn't characterize everyone as goons. RTFC a bit more carefully.

    I've talked to some pretty helpful people at Dell

    And the places I've worked at have had completely opposite experiences.

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  253. Poor guy... by eXoXe · · Score: 1

    You must be a very bored individual.

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  254. It's a laptop by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

    Did you read the article? Try building your own laptop.

    The point is that these click-thru and shrink-wrap licenses are getting worse every year and something needs to be done about it. He's just pointing out how absurd it has become. Dell expects him to agree with something he can't even read and be bound by it's terms!

    Of course Dell doesn't want customers like this. They just want his money and ANY support costs money.

    Note that he wasn't even trying to use any of the software that came with it. He was trying to boot a Linux CD and and a license popped up that wanted him to agree to a bunch of software licenses when all he wanted to do was use the hardware.

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    1. Re:It's a laptop by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article? Try building your own laptop.


      Yeah I did. Believe it or not, I know shocking. Someone who posts something that later gets modded into trolldom read the article. I'm shocked.

      I'm referring to the 'generic' laptops that are out there. A simple search on pricewatch sends out a few of different speeds from 2.4GHz on down that are shipped with NO OS whatsoever, to me that's a perfect machine for a Linux based one.

      However, that being said, I don't think that Linux is ready for the Notebook just yet. Though I'm a bit dated in that statement in that it's been about a year since I ran Linux on my Thinkpad. Back then power management was non-existant.

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  255. Re:just another reason... why I put Windows on HD by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When he installed it and loaded the software, the software said to install the Windows 98 2nd Edition installation CD.

    Oh, this is so true. That's why I've been putting a copy of Windows in a subdirectory on the hard drive since Windows 98. It just saves so much trouble, and hard drive space is cheap anyway.

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  256. Sorry, I've gotta side with MS on a part of this.. by V_drive · · Score: 1

    Another memorable EULA quote: I'm forbidden to use Visual Studio tools to make any word processing or spreadsheet application, unless it's a small part of a larger application.

    I googled around for this clause in context and only found it relating to components that MS was giving away for free. For example, if MS gives away some sample code, they don't want to see it showing up in a competing word processor. That doesn't mean you can't make a competing word processor with Visual C++.

    Even though McDonalds gives away katchup packets, I'm sure they'd object to Burger King taking them to avoid paying for katchup on the burgers they sell. Fair is fair.

    If someone can post a link to this clause in a broader context, let me know. About a year ago, I started keeping an MS EULA collection and would love to add this snippet.

    ...oh, and they're still huge assholes for trying to forbid benchmarks.

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  257. No msdn.microsoft.com license? Au contraire? by Trelane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Visit msdn.microsoft.com and click on "Terms of Use". For a quicker ride, click here

    I'd paste some of the Terms of Use, but then I'd be violating the third paragraph. Actually, taking the fascistic bent (hey, when has Microsoft ever been a stickler on the terms?) you can't write a program based on the information presented there, since it'd be a derivative work of the information presented there (again, third paragraph).

    Of course, this posting is also a derivative work.

    Dang it!!

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  258. Re:"Contracts of Adhesion" are not enforceable...b by buelba · · Score: 1
    I am afraid that case law has already established the legality of shrinkwrap licenses in the US. This happened in Procd, Inc. v. Zeidenberg.
    ProCD, in which the Seventh Circuit interpreted Wisconsin's UCC, involved sophisticated commercial entities and a database that would not be valuable to the seller if redistributed by every buyer. Also, phone databases are a special case, because courts have already held that there can be no copyright on phone book information. So this is sort of a sui generis area of law.

    I would feel pretty good about trying to distinguish ProCD from a case where an end-user buys a computer and just wants to use the darn thing in a manner that doesn't infringe any laws, but without agreeing to any contracts of adhesion. It's not a slam dunk, but that's why my original post said it was unclear. UCITA makes such cases a slam dunk for the licensor.

  259. Someone should put in their shrink wrap agreement: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If this software is installed by Microsoft, Microsoft hereby agrees to [whatever it is you want them to do]"

    Put this in Linux, and Microsoft would be screwed!

    Hell why not put a reverse engineering clause in there too for Microsoft only?

    The only problem is proving if they acessed it and agreed tot he agreement. Anyone know how to dtect if a PC is inside Microsoft's network, whereupon you can send out an email to yourself stating that the software has been installed?

    If that's not legal, just put it in the license agreement that that will occur and that they can't sue you over it and that they agree to it.

  260. Re:What's the big deal? by Wirenut · · Score: 1

    Not the case in this situation, so not part of this discussion.

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  261. So you'd have no problem with clicking yes.... by IncohereD · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The site is slashdotted. The page isn't in Google's cache (at least when I checked). I managed to get the first few paragraphs, but others may not have been so lucky. ...since you apparently have no problem with offering your opinion on a document you haven't seen all of. Good show of irony.

    1. Re:So you'd have no problem with clicking yes.... by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Whatever you say asshole. I have read the article. Someone posted a mirror on Slashdot. I found it just after I posted this message (before I made any comments besides saying "the site is slashdotted"), and another guy just posted it in a reply to my post, but I'm sure plenty of people couldn't find the article at all. It doesn't necessarily mean they can't participate either, they can reply to the submission and other posts. They may even know all about this situation without reading the article. It's not as if this happened on Mars or with aliens from the 5th dimension. Lots of people have Dell laptops.

      In fact, the only comments I've made in this story are ones replying to idiots who rant: "You didn't read the fucking article" telling them it is slashdotted, and replies which didn't have anything to do with the specifics of this article, but I read by then anyway. So where is my "opinion on a document I haven't seen all of"???? Maybe you should pay more attention.

      Let me guess, you think I wrote this post. Funny thing, the guy was right. He may very well have read the article for what anyone knows. Another thread discusses how the code which does this is on a separate partition. If you wipe the hard drive, you don't get the EULA. How this could be done was a matter of debate, but booting from a second hard drive would most certainly work, so what the guy said is correct.

  262. Dell Config, and to bypass the screen/license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Most dells i have seen in the last year (including, but not limited to : Dimension 4500,4550,4600, inspiron 3800,5150) have come with pretty much the same setup:

    drive has 2 partitions:

    1) Dell Utility Parition
    2) whatever OS Dell had installed. (i've seen 2KPro/XPHome/XPPro)

    now that first partition is really a partition with a FAT system running all the diagnostic tools, and has the little "license agreement" thingy in there. (load knopix/lnxbbc/any other distro and check for yourself).

    On a machine that comes out of the factory (refurbished or not), that first parition is the active partition. and that's what the machine is going to load first.

    Normally, that program displays 2 things: the "please read the EULA" and also "this is your DELL tag for support" (if any). Once you have agreed with that, it set the second partition to active (for the next boot) and chainboot the NT bootloader, which then loads NT. Once you restart, the "normal" NT bootloader starts...

    So, in order to bypass that license screen, you need to install another OS, and make it bootable with the "bootable flag" so as to boot normaly after being shut down (read: not MBR install).

    I hope this clears some questions about what is what, and how it works... Someone with the technical knowledge would be able to bypass the click through, IF THEY KNEW IT WAS THERE.

    IANAL--salt applies

    (by reading this, you agree not to make me responsible for your own actions...)

  263. Still too late by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Funny
    By the time you have the computer, you already own it and Dell has been paid. It is too late for them to try to surprise you with new terms. The sale already happened.

    If they want bizarre contract terms from their customers, they need to do it before the sale:

    Dell: "Hi, this is Dell. Want to buy a computer?"
    Customer: "Yes, sell me a computer. Preferably one that sucks. That's why I called you instead of building one I could trust."
    Dell: "You called the right company and I think you will be very satisfied with your purchase. May I have your fax number, or could I give you an address where you can download some documents?"
    Customer: "Yeah, uh, my fax number is 555-1212."
    Dell: "Ok, I am faxing some legal documents for you to sign as part of your purchase. Once we have recieved payment and your signature to some draconian terms, we will ship your new computer immediately. Thank you for calling Dell." [Click.]
    Customer: "Hooray, I'm getting a Dell. Finally, I have a legitimate excuse to complain about how much PCs suck."

    Of course, that would never happen because there would be negative market consequences because nobody wants it and they would choose to buy from Dell's competitor. And that's what makes the "agreement" meaningless and unenforcable. Because it it were enforcable, it would be fraud. You disclose terms before a sale, not after a sale, silly.

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    1. Re:Still too late by evilviper · · Score: 1
      By the time you have the computer, you already own it and Dell has been paid. It is too late for them to try to surprise you with new terms. The sale already happened.

      Unfortunately, that is only true for the hardware. For the software, there can be additional terms.

      Unfortunately, the courts aren't smart enough to strike-down EULAs, so teh poor saps that use Microsoft products are stuck with defying the laws of physics to comply with the terms of agreements.

      Personally, I don't even buy hardware (other than notebooks) that comes with any software at all. I'm not going to give a single cent to microsoft. Now if I could just find some notebooks that came without an operating system, I'd be set.
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  264. LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by greymond · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree with his frustration, but honestly, if your buying a namebrand system (especially M$ henchmen Dell) you should expect to agree to every EULA ever written for any and every version of Windows. All name brand systems pretty much have the standard "This is sold with Windows OS and you agree to all Microsoft End User Licenses by using this system because they paid us a lot of money to ship our systems with their OS and you are not smart enough to build your own and/or install something other than Windows"

    The fact that he escalted such an issue shows more of how much time he is willing to waste to prove HIS point. Thats really all this was.

    I can imagine the author thinking - Hay i'm bored so i'm gonna bitch about the most mundain part of a contract I can and see how far I can get with this, then i'll post it to slashdot where everyone hates M$ and Dell enough that it'll get posted and my website will get tons of traffic and i'll become an internet rockstar - look how 1337 I am.

    Besides - how many people "borrow" software from firends - install it, yet obviously had to agree to the EULA that came with it that told them specifically not to do that? And i'm not talking about software "piracy" in the sense of warez, i'm talking about how my aunt gets some cheeseball program and then my cousin says - hay that looks cool can I borrow that to install on my system and so she does - neither one knows/realizes they did anythign wrong - but then again - neither one has that thing called "the internet web"

    1. Re:LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by bfields · · Score: 1
      The fact that he escalted such an issue shows more of how much time he is willing to waste to prove HIS point. Thats really all this was.

      What freedom we have is thanks to people who were willing to go to much greater lengths just to prove a point.

      Explain why his point is *wrong*, or why it's unimportant, but don't try to claim there's anything inherently rude or self-serving about challenging the status quo.

    2. Re:LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      if your buying a namebrand system (especially M$ henchmen Dell) you should expect to agree to every EULA ever written for any and every version of Windows

      The problem is the fact that they present this screen which logs on your hard disk that you have already read all the approperate EULA. While I personaly just click through the shit personaly, I can appricate the fact that in a business enviroment that this is simply unacceptable. I think the complaint was the fact that these materials were not made available to the end user for review before pressing "any key".

      Even DigitalConvergence with their wonderful cuecat device would send you their EULA via fax upon request, or by US-post.

      Now... since Dell was smart enough to have a dedicated partition to hold this little bootstrap and screen, they should also go that extra step and actually INCLUDE THE FUCKING EULAs. If you do in it ascii you can probally fit all the approperate EULAs in under a few megabytes.

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    3. Re:LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Oooooh, good troll.

    4. Re:LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by goldfndr · · Score: 1

      Better yet, what's wrong with a paper copy?

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    5. Re:LOL - what an annoying bastard.... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Better yet, what's wrong with a paper copy?

      Ummm... perhaps because paper can't remember if you looked at it or not?

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  265. Dell's shit products by orionware · · Score: 0

    Fuck Dell and all they are about. We bought a NAS from them (705N) about a year and a half ago. six months out of the gate it stops booting. Powers on but will not come up.

    We call them and the guy says. "Well. I've got good news and bad news. We no longer service or make the 705Ns so we will send you a 715N. The bad news is the 715's run windows and the 705's ran Linux. THe drives will not work in the new system."

    I asked, "How do we get the data off of the drives then?"

    Dell: "I can get you the names of a few data recovery companies that can help you."

    I said, "You mean to tell me you have NO spare motherboards around?"

    Dell: "No sir, I'm sorry"

    I exploded. I expect that if they were recording the call they likely kept it around to listen and laugh at or play at training sessions to get new hires ready for abuse.

    The asshole then has the gall to tell me that when we recover the data to send the old hard drives back. We get the new 715N. By the luck of the Irish we find someone with a 705N who lets us use it to get the data transferred to the new 715.

    I send the 705 Back with out drives and get a call from Dell. I tell them, "The drives were destroyed by the data recovery place. And we aren't paying for them." I hung up and we never heard from them again..

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  266. Read the article? by tjw · · Score: 1
    the first thing I'd do is format the thing.
    Apperantly, you would not be able to format without agreeing. From the article:
    After all this, we *did* try to boot off a Linux install CD. That just took us to the same screen as before. So we had to go into the BIOS so that it would try to boot off the CD before the hard disk, but after we did that, Windows started to boot, without having displayed the "press a key to agree" screen. We quickly powered the machine down before Windows started. [Though now you no longer get the "press a key to agree" screen when you turn it on, even with the BIOS settings back the way they were.]
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  267. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by reallocate · · Score: 1

    >> ...the only way to challenge it in court is to actually violate it and get sued.

    Not necessarily. Odds are Dell, or any other company, isn't going to sue you unless your EULA violation is costing them more than what it would cost them to bring suit.

    You, however, can bring suit against the company. There's no need to violate their EULA and then sit around waiting to be caught.

    Auto repair shops often post signs telling customers to stay out of the work area, adding that they aren't responsible for accidents. Nice words, but no excuse for the shop's negligence. If you walk through the door to the shop and someone drops an engine block on your head, that little sign isn't going to give the shop much cover from your suit.

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  268. Parent: +1 Funny ( Re:Any Key? ) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    (some things are WORTH the karma burn)

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  269. Mirror Location For the Dell article by cnycompguy · · Score: 1

    Here's a link to a mirror... http://dell.homelinux.org

  270. Send it back for repairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would happen if you sent it back for repairs and the tech is the one that agreed to the license agreements? You would have never read them or even seen the screen requiring you to click through.

  271. Re:Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-th by j.e.hahn · · Score: 1

    Actually, no. That's a case of the supreme court deciding not to hear a case. They can decide not to hear a case for any number of reasons. Generally, I don't believe that the Supremes not taking an appeal is sufficient grounds for nationwide precedent and CERTAINLY doesn't constitute a ruling on the case.

  272. Full Text Of Article: Don't Mod Up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    No need to waste everyones space by modding this up, when they can just read the Subject and click.

    Kat and I just received the Dell Inspiron 5100 notebook we ordered from Dell Canada. We quickly ran across problems.

    I pushed the power button to turn on computer. I got the Dell POST screen, then a screen from Dell (dell photo)

    SOFTWARE LICENSES

    - Before using your computer, read all of the software license
    agreements that came with each program that you ordered.
    There may be several agreements to examine. To comply with
    the terms and conditions of the software license agreements,
    you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software
    as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's
    hard-disk drive.

    - If you did not order Dell-installed software for this computer,
    or if you do not accept all the terms of the licenses, please call
    the customer assistance telephone number listed in your system
    documentation.

    Press any key on the keyboard to indicate that you have
    read all of the software licenses and agree to their terms.

    Be Direct TM
    Dell TM
    www.dell.com

    But there are no license agreements in the box that the computer came in. [There are some shrinkwrapped CD containers, but the "Terms and Conditions of Sale (CANADA)" that came with the invoice says:

    "7. Software. All software is provided subject to the license
    agreement that is part of the package. Customer agrees that
    it will be bound by the license agreement once the package is
    opened or its seal is broken. Dell does not warrant any software
    under this Agreement. Warranties, if any, for the software are
    contained in the license agreement that governs its purchase
    and use."

    I've never agreed to those Terms and Conditions, to my knowledge, but I assume they think they're enforceable, so I can't open up the shrinkwrap to see if the license agreements are in there, without automatically agreeing to them.]

    So I called the only Dell number I could find on my documentation (1-800-847-4096) and spoke to a customer support representative. I told her what was on the screen, and told her I couldn't find the license agreements I'm required to read and agree to before pressing any key.

    She put me on hold while she looked into where the license agreements might be, and eventually transferred me to technical support. The tech support agent told me her database was down, so she couldn't look up anything at all (I hadn't even told her what the problem was yet), and I'd have to call back in an hour.

    I call back, and speak to a tech support woman. She says: "press Tab." I explain that I can't without saying I've read and agreed to documents I don't have. She says "press page down". Same problem. She says "scroll down". I explain it's not a Windows screen. She says "insert any Dell-shipped CD". I exlpain the problem of opening the CD packaging.

    She insists I have to press a key. I ask her if she really means that I have to agree to the licenses before it's at all possible that i've read them. She says "yes". I explain that that's not acceptable, and ask for her supervisor.

    Her supervisor insists it's a Customer Care issue, and not tech support, and that there's nothing he can do. He can't explain why they sent me to him. He enters my info into the call log databse, and I go to call back Customer Care.
    So back into the hold queue I go.

    I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative. [Pretty much each sentence in the following was interspersed with long, long times on hold.]

    She looked up the call log to get the background info. She insists she doesn't have copies of the agreements, and that I'm supposed to go

  273. Re:Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

    When we powerup a new Dell system the first thing that we do is press F2, enter BIOS setup, enable network boot (set LAN device to LAN w/PXE), save and exit, hit F12, and boot from network.

    On the network is a boot image that formats the disk and automatically installs Windows 2000 and all desired applications.
    We never see the EULA screen.

    Why would anyone in a medium to large company want to use a pre-installed Windows that has to be manually configured on each box, when an unattended setup procedure is so much more convenient?

  274. Re:You did not understand the article by moncyb · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It's worse than just staffers, what about programs the company installs by default? Especially when these programs have vulnerabilities, and no auto update feature. This can leave quite a few computers wide open to exploitation.

    My roommate's Compaq came preloaded with some support program. I checked on the internet to find out what it was, and it turns out that not only does it give Compaq complete control over his computer, there was an exploit for the thing too, so script kiddies could take over his computer too.

    Maybe it's nice for lusers to have this (and he is one) so tech support can fix his computer, but it's a major security risk. What if he had some important and confidential documents/ programs/ whatever on his computer? I wouldn't want my important files messed with or downloaded at by some random punk or even supposedly "trusted" tech support people.

    He didn't even know what the program was, so obviously he wasn't going to patch it, and you'd have to assume he knew how to find and apply the patches in the first place. I didn't want to dick around with his computer trying to look for some stupid patch, so I just turned it off.

    I suppose it doesn't matter on his computer anyway. When he's asked me to fix his computer, I've found all sorts of trojan programs (like the pr0n dialers and crap) installed on his compter. He's too much of a luser to buy a virus scanner for his Windows 98 computer, so I had to show him Housecall. Though I'm sure it doesn't stop all virii (using this plural form to piss off grammar nazis. Anyway "viruseses" sucks)--it just sits on top of Windows.

    I don't think this is the same vulnerablility. I don't feel like searching for it. This was a long time ago, but I think the problem was a default password and the thing left a port wide open to the internet.

  275. Moral is: Don't buy Dell by Snaller · · Score: 1

    What else.

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  276. In other words. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You spilled soda on your laptop and dropped it and you're trying to get it fixed on Dell's bill.

    I know at least five I8000 owners (including my father, who bought the system on my reccomendation because of the other people I knew who used 8000s) who have had nothing but positive experiences with their systems. My I8200 is a year old now and is still running flawlessly.

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  277. Why would you care anyway? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Can any court find those licenses valid when nobody reads them?

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    1. Re:Why would you care anyway? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      If you have an opputunity to read it but agree without reading it, a contract is still valid. The thing you might be able to get it found invalid is consideration. If a contract does not give you anything but just takes stuff away its invalid. The right to use your property is part of the right to property, so you already have it. The typical arguement against that is that its part of the purchase contract. If you were not given an oppurtunity to know the full terms of the contract at the time you make it it is invalid. That way I can't add more terms to the contract afterwards.

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    2. Re:Why would you care anyway? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      If you have an opputunity to read it but agree without reading it, a contract is still valid.

      I don't agree that clicking a button can be construed as consent.

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    3. Re:Why would you care anyway? by WNight · · Score: 1

      The question to ask is "How can the courts find these licenses valid when nobody knew about them before the sale was made final?"

      The answer to that is much simpler. They don't.

      These licenses are not in any way binding. You couldn't go back to the store and tell them that by selling you the computer they were also selling you a few extra batteries. They can't come to you and tell you that the computer they were selling came with a page of conditions on its use. You need to negotiate this stuff before the contract (even an implied one, like for a purchase in a store) much be known to both parties before agreement. If it's not, the secret clauses aren't binding. (And trying to enforce them can be a criminal act, depending on a few conditions.)

      This doesn't mean you aren't bound by a contract if you don't read it. That's your fault. But if you didn't know there was another page to the contract (they faxed over all but one page, for example) you can't be bound by it, regardless of what it says.

  278. Dude, you missed a great chance!!! by mnmn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Someone from Dell asked you to lie about agreeing with the license. You have NO IDEA about the potential of that. All you had to do was record the conversation, 'agree' to the license, and get to Windows screen. Then go back to Linux, package ALL windows files and start distributing them on Kazaa, Morpheus and put them on your webpage. Make sure you redistribute everything under the BSD license.

    You are now authorizing everyone on the planet to use Windows in that package. You have real and good proof that you were allowed to GET and USE windows anyway you want without agreeing that you will not copy the software. Heck you could even resell legally downloadable copies of Windows for $5 a copy.

    Now say you're screwed and taken to court. To begin with the court knows you never signed anything, never agreed to anything and you're a free man. Now they will have trouble with all the people who obtained Windows under the BSD license. They obtained it quite legally and are redistributing it. How do you void that license?

    I'm sure with Windows you also get Norton Antivirus, MS Office and other cool stuff like Winzip, Winamp Real Player and many other things. It would be trivial to repackage the whole thing to be reinstallable on any computer since you had all the CAB files.

    Any lawyers on Slashdot care to correct me on this great idea the OP missed?

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    1. Re:Dude, you missed a great chance!!! by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      "All you had to do was record the conversation..."

      Which is illegal unless you have a court order to do so, right?

    2. Re:Dude, you missed a great chance!!! by kasek · · Score: 1

      chances are, when you call into the dell cust service center, you are told "your calls may be recorded for quality control, blah blah blah". So if they require you to agree to your conversation being recorded, you tell them you are also recording the call. you might not even have to tell them, seeing as how them getting you to agree to the call being recorded should mean they agree to the call being recorded as well.

  279. Yet another reason to hate Dell...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM uber alles!!!!!

  280. Re:"Contracts of Adhesion" are not enforceable...b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am afraid that case law has already established the legality of shrinkwrap licenses in the US. This happened in Procd, Inc. v. Zeidenberg.
    You are wrong, wrong, wrong. In the ProCD case, the purchaser was informed in writing about the existence of the contract before making the purchase. The judgement does not speak to the general enforceability of click-through or other alleged license agreements.
  281. New User License Agreement by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 1
    • By not opening this CD package you agree to send me One Million US Dollars.
    • Opening this CD package requires that you send me One Million US Dollars to pay your licensing fees.
    • The fine for opening this CD package and not honoring this agreement to the letter is One Million US Dollars.

    You can use PayPal if you like.

  282. It's not just laptops... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just installed a desktop cptr from Dell -- exactly the same situation.

  283. Is this really a problem? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

    If you aren't given the EULA, how can you be bound to its conditions? Would it be enforcable?

  284. I can top that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We got a T1 line from Allegiance Telecom last year (it was cheap). It had layers and layers of legal documents (many of them actually signed, not clicked on) that completely contradicted each other. I had to sign them all anyway -- well, at least to get the T1 rolling. This preprinted form was full of misspellings.

    Then I went to their web administration site. There I'm presented with a completely different click-through agreement that not only contradicts, again, the paperwork we signed, but it says it superscedes any other agreements (which all the others said, too) AND it gave us a month-to-month contract instead of the yearly agreement in the paperwork. Same misspellings as the paperwork, though.

    * It also said that it could be modified at any time, unilaterally (I know, this is occurring more and more everywhere)

    * The SLA (service level agreement) was changed by the click-through to a "service level statement", whatever that is, in which they promised to do their best. How nice of them.

    * Our "yearly" contract could now have the rate changed, at will, by Allegiance with a 30 day notice.

    * BUT, I was now given the power to terminate my yearly contract with no penalty with a 10-day notice.

    At this point I backed out of the click-through agreement and began a week-long back and forth with Allegiance's rep and legal dept. Nothing was ever resolved, and I was told to just click on it because the paperwork would, probably, be what mattered.

    So, I clicked on an an "Agree" button -- that I most certainly didn't agree with -- that claimed to be the "one and only" agreement and that supersceded all other agreements. But it was said to not matter.

    What a joke. At least the T1 has been okay.

  285. it's all about status. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $799. I can get a decent laptop with RedHat 9 installed here in California. No windows tax.
    People buy Dell and HP et all because it's (A) a status thing. "I got a Dell."(B) A too stupid to know that they can get the same features for way less in a generic laptop.

  286. responsibilities of licenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please see responsible software license Xah Lee

  287. Re:What's the Point of this? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Someone like WHAT exactly?

    Someone who behaves differently from 99% of the rest of the population.

    Someone who didn't want to agree to a potentially binding legal contract that they had not way to get hold of for review?

    Yup.

    I don't know about YOU, but smart people don't go about signing contracts they haven't read. Maybe you have an exceptionally high tolerance for signing away your rights to the things you purchased, but normal people don't.

    Most people assume that any contract they agree to is going to be generally reasonable. They don't read it. Yes! They're that stupid! You may read them, so do I, but a lot of people will sign anything you hand to them.

    Besides, I would hope that if everything he says is true that he wouldn't be dumb enough to deal with such a lousy company anymore anyway, so I guess they can get rid of one of those "troublemakers" who doesn't want to sign unreadable contracts.

    Most companies can tolerate the small percentage of people who are willing to forgoe the purchase rather than click okay. I wouldn't bother with the hassle of returning it. I'd simply click okay, knowing full well that they can't legally enforce those terms that I hadn't seen when I agreed to them. Most people do.

  288. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If my brother (who is NOT a lawyer) wrote up a crummy contract that required me to lie and which basically made no sense, and I signed it, no court in the world would enforce it. Why should Dell be any different? I can click "OK" on anything I want. It's not my fault if the contract is invalid, and therefore meaningless.

  289. GNU/Stallman is evil just like M$/Gates by moncyb · · Score: 1

    This is one of my major complaints about the GNU Systemlords. They want to force everyone to use thier license for all programs, even ones they didn't write. This is why the GPL was written that way--so anyone linking to a GPLed library has to release their program under the GPL.

    This is one of the reasons I'm migrating to FreeBSD. Their system libraries and utilities aren't GNU based. The compiler is GNU's, but oh well, maybe I'll try TenDRA.

    You problem wasn't directly from GNU, but I've heard the GNU developers plan to change all their libraries to GPL (instead of LGPL)??? This includes libc. Guess which libc Linux uses? Read their site, it's very "interesting."

    Yes, I know it says they decided to use the LGPL for libc, but read the document closely. Whenever it will suit their strategy, they'll change it to GPL. Stallman hates Linux because it stole the thunder from his kernel. Who knows, someday he may very well change GNU libc to GPL just to mess with Linux users.

  290. Different experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing new at all. Dell has been putting that boot sector on the hard drive for years. I don't know why the person had trouble booting from a Linux CD, but it should have worked fine.

    Several years ago, I encountered this screen on a brand new "no operating system" Dell server. Since it says to contact them if I did not receive any software, I called the number. I said that I worked for a very picky company and they don't let me agree to anything without the lawyers checking it over. Also that there was no agreement for me to agree to anyway. I was very impressed when I was connected to someone who understood exactly what I was talking about and advised me to boot from a CD or floppy and wipe the hard drive. Yes, it's stupid that they put this even on an otherwise blank hard drive, but sometimes you get someone who knows what they're doing, and sometimes you don't.

  291. summer job by evilmatt67 · · Score: 1

    this would be a fantastic job for me. particularly the bit about contracts agreed to by an intoxicated person being void...
    1. get pissed
    2. accept 2000 EULAs per day
    3. get paid for it
    4. profit!!!

  292. Sophistry. by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    Try signing a check or credit card receipt with that sort of rationale and see how well it goes over. Or even a private IOU, to put a bit of distance between the example and the law.

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    1. Re:Sophistry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try signing a check or credit card receipt with that sort of rationale and see how well it goes over. Or even a private IOU, to put a bit of distance between the example and the law.

      A contract involves communication between two parties. Now, when clicking a button on a dialog box, what are those parties?

    2. Re:Sophistry. by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      The person clicking - presumably the person who bought this authorized copy of the distribution media (not a pirate copy, which is a separate issue) - and the company whence the license originates. I really don't see the ambiguity in who the parties are.

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  293. press and be damned by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    given the described conditions the assumed contract cannot be enforced as Dell are asking for impossible terms to be agreed with (it occurs to me that having taken your money AND delivered the goods they cannot then enforce any further license restrictions UNLESS you were informed before purchase -- this is the law in the UK and I expect there are similar restructions in the US.)

    The authors really should report Dell to their local business standards organisation.

    Give 'em hell, 'cus they deserve it for being such prats!

  294. Re:Link to Supr. court decision upholding click-th by Jhon · · Score: 1
    ...and CERTAINLY doesn't constitute a ruling on the case.
    Agreed. It doesnt. It's more likely (and IANAL) due to Bowers v. Baystates narrow judgement and the decenting justice's citing of Vault v. Quaid (in hopes of a 'fair use' appeal). It may not be the perfect case for a "fair use" decision -- which what an appeal of this type would essentially be.
  295. It's because they include a tone of malware... by andrewski · · Score: 1

    Dell, HP, Gateway, and many others have been shipping malware / spyware with their machines for AT LEAST two years now. Go ahead and run Ad-aware on any stock, freshly factory-installed big name PC and look out! A Compaq 'Internet PC' from about two or three years ago I recently had the displeasure of troubleshooting lately had 199 spy/malware objects! This was immeadiately after running the System Restore disks or whatever garbage Compaq gave you then...

  296. A law student's take on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a law student that just finished taking contracts, i realize that i am no expert, but i do have some background i these issues. (btw i was a CS major undergrad). We did cover the major cases relevant to these "imposed terms."

    Cases such as ProCD and Hill v. Gateway establish that companies may impose legally enforcable terms upon customers if they break the shrink wrapped seal or show an objective manifestation of assent to the terms. These cases were decided by Judge Easterbrook, who is an economist, and the rationale behind these decisions is essentially that it is more efficient to impose these terms using "shrink wrap" or "click wrap" than having the company read all the terms out to you before you buy or when you buy the product. This is the majority view.

    This does go against the general principles of contracts. Klocek v. Gateway was held the opposite way by another judge. However, this is the minority view.

    In the immediate case the customer would have a strong case for the reasons that some of you have mentioned. The company should include the terms and conditions. There is no way of really telling what the terms are unless you can get ahold of them. Also, it is a general rule that if something in a contract is particularly unusual or significant it should be brought to the parties attention by means of writing your initails there or having bold letters etc. It should not be hidden away in the middle of the document.

    People do actually take these companies to court. The above cases are good examples, as well as Specht v. Netscape which encompasses the general rules on internet liscensing. Basically it boils down to if you had an objective manifestation of assent or not. The terms do not generally have to be provided.

    Thats my basic understanding, by no means use this info as rules, its just my opinion. Please comment on what I said if I am wrong etc.

  297. Evil EULAs by moncyb · · Score: 1

    whatever, what on earth can a license from them accomplish anyway?

    Well, I bought a cheap digital camera, and in the manual, it had a EULA for the hardware. I doubt it is enforceable anywhere except maybe those states who have passed th UCTIA, but it had some "interesting" clauses in it, including no one outside of my immediate household is allowed to use the camera! So I guess if I went on vacation with this camera, I couldn't ask someone to take a picure of me in front of the Eiffel Tower. The company was Aiptek. Never buy from them, they are obviously shady.

  298. a law student's take on this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a law student that just finished taking contracts, i realize that i am no expert, but i do have some background i these issues. (btw i was a CS major undergrad). We did cover the major cases relevant to these "imposed terms."

    Cases such as ProCD and Hill v. Gateway establish that companies may impose legally enforcable terms upon customers if they break the shrink wrapped seal or show an objective manifestation of assent to the terms. These cases were decided by Judge Easterbrook, who is an economist, and the rationale behind these decisions is essentially that it is more efficient to impose these terms using "shrink wrap" or "click wrap" than having the company read all the terms out to you before you buy or when you buy the product. This is the majority view.

    This does go against the general principles of contracts. Klocek v. Gateway was held the opposite way by another judge. However, this is the minority view.

    In the immediate case the customer would have a strong case for the reasons that some of you have mentioned. The company should include the terms and conditions. There is no way of really telling what the terms are unless you can get ahold of them. Also, it is a general rule that if something in a contract is particularly unusual or significant it should be brought to the parties attention by means of writing your initails there or having bold letters etc. It should not be hidden away in the middle of the document.

    People do actually take these companies to court. The above cases are good examples, as well as Specht v. Netscape which encompasses the general rules on internet liscensing. Basically it boils down to if you had an objective manifestation of assent or not. The terms do not generally have to be provided.

    Thats my basic understanding, by no means use this info as rules, its just my opinion. Please comment on what I said if I am wrong etc.

  299. A Similar Story by Seeker51 · · Score: 1

    When I bought my computer from Dell Canada they sent me the American licence agreement. I didn't even notice until 2 years later my monitor burnt out and I called for a replacement.

    They sent me a refurbished monitor which in terms of the model was a downgrade of what I originally had! After hours of their customer care department trying to convince me that this is what is implied by the licence agreement I became exhausted and asked them to send me a paper copy of the licence agreement as it was when I first purchased my computer. They couldn't. Apparently Dell doesn't even keep hard copies of their own documentation!

    They said that I would be best served to check the licence agreement on the Internet. After calmly explaining to them that the licence agreement is probably not the same one I would have gone over when I first got the computer -- had I seen the licence agreement they are holding me to and that refurbished goods are what can be sent out as replacements (never had a dell component replaced with a refurb before BTW) I would have packed-up my computer and sent it back.

    They simply said that in the licence agreement (again a document I never had the privilege of reading) Dell has the right to make any changes to the licence agreement as it sees fit.

    I gave up. 3 monitors later they finally sent me the correct model, it was refurbished but at least so far its working.

  300. Mirrors by Door-opening+Fascist · · Score: 1
    I've got some mirrors (including the photo) up to help spread the /.'ing:

    Mirror #1

    Mirror #2

    Mirror #3

  301. Are you Sh**ing me? by bogie · · Score: 1

    "Another memorable EULA quote: I'm forbidden to use Visual Studio tools to make any word processing or spreadsheet application, unless it's a small part of a larger application. Unlike Open Source, if a Microsoft-enchained programmer (like me) invents a better mousetrap, they're verboten to release it."

    Does it really say you can't do that? That's insane. I don't see how that would be legally enforceable. If anyone needed any proof that MS should have been broken into little pieces, there you go.

    That fact that any developer would buy any software which limits exactly what they could create with it is pretty surprising. Imagine if art stores used EULA's with their paint brushes?

    I'd really like to see that particular EULA. Next time I hear some dev crowing about VS I'll have to ask them if there sure their products are in compliance. Pathetic.

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  302. Wrong about parking lot stubs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a specific section of the civil code here in California that says if you print such-and-such language on the stub, at least this point size, yadda, yadda, yadda, then you're not liable. It's specific to parking lots.

    I suspect that it's the same in other states.

  303. Branch plant mentality by dborod · · Score: 1

    Something to keep in mind is that the authors tried to find satisfaction with Dell Canada. Dell Canada is completely sales-focused, and as a result does not make policy, does not influence policy, and does not even contain employees who are empowered to do anything other than obey orders from head office.

  304. Re:Tell Dell To FedEx Licenses & Call CC Compa by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    Yes, but then you have to find an EULA that contains a clause that causes harm to you. You'll also have to argue that the EULA as an entirety holds no legal merit, which is a lot shakier case than merely arguing that the clause in the EULA is invalid.

    Again, you're back into needing several hundred thousand dollars to fight this one. The company you take suit against will probably simply offer to settle, which you'll have to decline since you're wanting to argue this one on ethics, not on actual damages. At that point they'll start using delaying tatics to eat up your money first. It's certainly winnable, but you'll have to pick your target carefully -- you need a software company with a EULA with a damaging clause (and while the liability disclaimers count here, I think they're also the worst chance for success), with borderline profits (positive side; if they're unprofitable they'll just declare bankruptcy and the suit will be dismissed), and which is in a jurisdiction that has favorable laws and judges for your case. It's not impossible, but it is damned difficult.

    I do, however, stand corrected on who has to bring suit against who. You're right on that, it's just the particulars of what has to occur that's still a problem. You can't sue the mechanic just because they have the sign -- you have to actually be injured first (and even then if the mechanic can show no lack of negligence on their part, including reasonable precautions against you accessing the garage, you'd be SOL -- not that many mechanics would actually do so. An open garage door would invalidate their defense).

  305. I have a Dell Inspiron 5100 by defile · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and Windows XP Home Edition didn't see the light of day.

    A KNOPPIX CD was in the laptop on its first boot, the BIOS was set to boot the CD-ROM directly. The first thing KNOPPIX was used to do was write zeroes over the entire hard disk. Then Linux was installed.

    The EULA happens to be on one of the included CD-ROMs. It says if we don't agree to the Windows XP Home Edition license, Microsoft owes us money by way of Dell.

    Dell refuses to honor this agreement.

    Some shit is going to go down.

    And no, there was no paper EULA provided.

  306. Thank goodness for Literal Minded People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate dealing with literal minded people, but honestly, it's probably a better world because they are out there. Just don't put me in the same room with one.

  307. jeez will this work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    man....im having problems

  308. This reminds me by JamesP · · Score: 1

    of the CRAPULTER. check it at CounterExploitation

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  309. Re:Our solution: Bootable RedHat CD's. by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    So how am I bypassing a technological measure controlling access to a work? The key issue here is that I'm not actually accessing the work. I'm trying my best NOT to access the work in question -- Windows and the other installed software. I don't WANT access to the work.

    By the letter of the law, the original article -- the people who bypassed the startup script and launched Dell's preinstalled software -- have in fact violated this provision.

    I never accessed the work, so I didn't circumvent the measure.

  310. It may be stupid but... by Uggy · · Score: 1

    I can just hear the Dell people's frustration at this guy.

    "Geez, it's just a simple 'I agree' button. Just click on the damn thing. Why are you so up in arms about it?"

    "If it's not such a big deal why the hell did you put it there? I mean, you went through the effort, didn't you? It obviously serves some purpose. Telling me that it doesn't mean anything, and that I should just suck it up and click away, sort of undermines your position doesn't it?"

    I get this from time to time on shit that someone wants me to initial or sign. I refuse, and they ask why I am making such a big deal, it doesn't mean ANYTHING. Well then why do you want my signature? Hmmmm?

    It's just form over substance, and it erodes civil rights. It makes legal enforcement subjective. Say for example, everybody is expected to sign or click or whatever, leaving any company or law enforcement body to apply the law when and where they see fit, because "everybody's guilty."

    In court they can produce the "proof" and ask, "Is this your signature?"

    "Well, yes, but I didn't read the agreement."

    "Why not?"

    "I didn't have it."

    "Why did you agree to something you didn't read?"

    Say it couldn't happen, I dare you.

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  311. You aren't really locked in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are free to take the latest version of MySQL that was avilable under the license you prefer, and fork it, maintain it, apply bug fixes, develop new features, or hire someone to do all of these things. They cannot prevent you from doing this. You aren't locked in at all. If you want to use the new features they release under their new license, well, you have to abide by their license.
    What they have done is to say that all of the new features and versions are now under the GPL. It is their code, why can't they do that? I fail to see where the lockin is. They aren't revoking any rights you had previously, as you show with point number 3). You are just mad that they aren't providing you with new features for free, the way that they used to. Well, too bad.

  312. Aha, a solution! by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

    >>and intoxicated persons are usually not held to the contracts they enter

    Easy... just get drunk before you click "I agree", and you're golden!

    q:]

    MadCow.

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    1. Re:Aha, a solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, now I just need some software to install and I'm golden.

    2. Re:Aha, a solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Forget the computer. All you need is some beer.

  313. upgrading system memory on Dell computers by skt · · Score: 1

    I would have to confirm this the next time I setup a new Dell computer, but I am pretty sure that if you upgrade a Dell computer's memory before turning it on initially.. the system will prompt [the amount of system memory has changed, press F1 to continue and F2 to enter Setup] before the EULA screen ever appears.

    After that I press F2 and fix the boot order so that the CDROM goes before the hard drive. Then I put in my image CD in and restart the computer.. the image software is configured so that it removes all partitions and installs the image into the full hard drive space. I don't believe that I have ever seen a EULA screen doing this to desktops and laptops. Because Dell charges so much for memory, I usually buy Dell systems with the least amount of memory they will sell and then buy the rest online from other vendors.

    Funny article though, I have clicked through the EULA many times after getting new Dell systems and never given a single thought to it. I am glad that someone decided to actually call and share the story.

  314. Not true, but... by Durindana · · Score: 1


    Word up about UCITA.

    However, I don't believe you can accurately say contracts of adhesion are not enforceable.

    Check Todd D. Rakoff on adhesion in 96 Harv. L. Rev. 1173, 1185 (1983): "in the absence of extraordinary circumstances, the adherent can establish an excuse only by showing affirmative participation by the drafting party in causing misunderstanding."

    The restatement (2d) of contracts contains similar language tending to vitiate consent in cases of deceit.

    You can say many things about OEM distributors, but I doubt you could prove intentional misrepresentation.

    Now, not allowing one "contractor" to even view the EULA in the first place... that goes straight to procedural unconscionability, of which adhesion could be considered a subcategory. A good lawyer before a sympathetic judge - in a sympathetic jurisdiction - might have a shot.

    But generally, contracts of adhesion (as which EULAs qualify) generally are enforced.

    Disclaimer: IANAL. The above does not constitute legal advice.

  315. Re:What's the Point of this? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I sort of agree.

    It would probably have been more effective for him to have written a letter of complaint to the company. Letters are usually read by someone since people who have time to write often have something worth saying.

  316. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Damn son, next time I get moderator points I'm saving one for anything you wrote that isn't already at 5.

  317. New Dell 5150 by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    I just got my new Dell 5150 and noticed the click through license, too. My thought was - well if I intend to not use Windows XP Pro and to rather install the OS of my choice, I better stop here. However, I did not worry because I fully intend to run Windows on this laptop.

    If you want a refund, becareful.

    P.S., this is a sweet machine. Runs cool and quiet -- has a 1600x1200 15" LCD, 3.06 GHz Pentium 4M. I got it with 256 MB RAM (the lowest amount you can order) and promptly went to Fry's to get my two 512MB chips for $99 a piece. Dell's markup on RAM is incredible -- but they need to make the margin somewhere (just not from me).

    Oh, here's a tip -- common web page elements are completely munged by the default 120 DPI settings on fonts. Do yourself a favor and change to 96 DPI -- the resolution is great, but the size is tiny. If you can't read that small, get a 1072x768 monitor instead. 1600x1200 is very nice.

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  318. Re:What's the big deal? by Durindana · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but...

    Decisions of the Seventh Circuit (which sits in Chicago) are binding on courts in Illinois and Indiana as well as in Wisconsin. Because the 7th is the highest federal court so far to speak on this issue, its decision forms (very) compelling persuasive authority for the entire country.

    Basically, you're right. The ProCD case looks bad for future tests, unless the Supreme Court steps up. Or fool-ass paid-for laws make challenging the OEMs pointless anyway.

    Moral: Buy Apple.

  319. But DUDE!!! by Pro_Piracy_Guy · · Score: 1
    Come on Dude, why are you soooo mad about people using the word "DU....

    AAARRRRGGGGG (millions of stones falling from sky)

    Dude, I'm dead.

    rm -Rf ./Pro_Piracy_Guy

  320. Copyright dodge? by Ashe+Tyrael · · Score: 1

    To comply with the terms and conditions of the software license agreements, you must consider any CD or diskette set of Dell-installed software as BACKUP copies of the software installed on your computer's hard-disk drive.

    I may just be getting confused here, and IANAL and stuff, but doesn't that seem to be saying that you have, in effect, agreed that the cd set of the software is your one copyright-law allowed backup? (Not that anyone'd want to pirate this stuff generally, but it raises the point of "how will these sneaky beggars try and get around the law this week?" )

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    "How fine you look when dressed in rage."
  321. Dell EULA by belmolis · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, Dell makes it impossible to use its product without signing an agreement that no reasonable person would sign without reading, and indeed they demand that one read the agreement. Yet it is not possible to read the agreements since they are not provided. This amounts to knowingly and willfully selling a product that they know cannot be used for its intended purpose. IANAL, but isn't that the definition of commercial fraud? Perhaps a lawyer could explain why the appropriate response is not to file a criminal complaint with the attorney general?

  322. IDontAgree.com by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

    In the past, I have circumvented "I agree" click through agreements by using technical means. What legal challenges, if any, would a person face if they decided to set up a site that contained methods or programs designed to avoid agreeing to a eula? Would this be a DMCA violation?

  323. who to contact by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    I was amused by these paragraphs:
    • I'm finally connected to a Customer Care representative. [Pretty much each sentence in the following was interspersed with long, long times on hold.]

      She looked up the call log to get the background info. She insists she doesn't have copies of the agreements, and that I'm supposed to go online and look them up myself. (?!) She says to use a public computer if I have to. I ask how to know what companies have software on my disk. She goes away for a bit, and says she doesn't have that information, and there's nothing they can do. [And there's no supervisor available.] She asks why I don't want to agree to the license. I explain I haven't *seen* it. She says "it just says you won't copyright any of the files". I ignore the mistake, and explain that licensing agreements are long, long documents that say much more than that, and that anyway, the screen says that I have to have *read* it.

      Eventually she does manage to connect me to Alan Burley (Manager, Customer Service).

      He said he installs things all the time without reading the license agreements. He says I should just do that. I ask if he's really telling me to lie and to agree to legal documents I haven't seen. He says I don't have to, but the only thing he can do is take the computer back. He says that it's the first time this issue has escalated. He does manage to tell me what software is on the system, and says I need to go to those companies' websites to get their agreements. [Never mind that I need the OEM version and that's unlikely to be there.] I ask _him_ what if this was my first computer. He said I would have to go to a library or a friend's house. He really couldn't send me the agreements that Dell insists I read and agree to before using the computer.

      He said he couldn't give me his phone number or mailing address, and that he didn't have a boss who could talk to me.

      So we've got nothing left to do but send it back. He says he'll send waybills, and will refund the cost of the computer, including the original shipping charge, and won't charge a restocking fee. We will have to pay for the shipping back to the Oakville depot. I figured we could just run it by there ourselves (it's not too far), but he said that that's not possible. (I don't understand why. We'll probably try, anyway.)

      It's crazy that it came to this. If they had said *anything* reasonable, we would have been happy to just install Linux on the thing and be done with it. But they were saying that anyone who uses a Dell laptop (with this startup screen) *has* to just lie about having read the licenses, and just blindly agree to them. That's unacceptable enough that it's going back.

    I can imagine that all these smart people could probably find out something about mister burley, since people have been finding out things about government officials. Heck he probably even has an account on MSN

    Maybe the proper person to speak to is Michael Dell

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  324. Dell Customer Service = Oxymoron by liveh2o · · Score: 1

    I never really thought Dell's customer service was that great but this sounds like something straight out of Office Space!

  325. Re:You did not understand the article by H310iSe · · Score: 1

    So true, I used to recommend Dell to my clients but not any more. The last batch of opterons I installed had crippleware installed that actually started to crash, badly, when the users tried to open .jpg files (this was the default build straight from Dell). And then there's the aol crap. It's like getting commercials when you go to the movies, I BOUGHT this computer, paid a premium b/c it's Dell, and I expect it to come without ADs like it's an EMACHINE or something.

    And the default install of MS Office is horrible. And the wireless takes over 1 minute after login is complete to connect to a 64 bit encrypted network (still can't figure that one out). And...

    Dell is SO FIRED.

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    closed minded is as closed minded does
  326. Acronyms? by jcsehak · · Score: 1

    PITA = Pain In The Ass
    FIDA = Fucked In Da Ass?
    RIATA = Rodent Inserted And Turned Around?
    CONSTANTLY = Citizen Of Norway Shoved Through Ass, Never To Leave You?

    ah, nothing like some stupid ass jokes...

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  327. yeah but if you wrote that on the envelope, then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they just wouldnt open the envelope.

  328. Another couple of problems by nahdude812 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What if I'm blind? Is there a screen reader built in to this EULA? Maybe I'm "blindly" pressing keys till I can hit a key combination that I know turns on the Microsoft Narrator.

    Further, what if I let my 7 year old son have "the honors" of booting up the computer? Just because he pressed a key when he was told to, doesn't mean that I'm legally obligated by the agreement. I haven't agreed to anything.

    Further, what if I set this system up for my elderly grandparents. It doesn't belong to me, how can I be the one who agrees to it? Anyone who wanted to dodge this could *easily* claim that they never saw this screen, but that they had a friend or child set it up for them.

    1. Re:Another couple of problems by iphayd · · Score: 1

      I think is your 7 year old is the perfect installer... He is too young to be bound by a contract.

      YOU didn't agree to the EULA, your son did, who is unable to be hampered by restrictive practices of monolithic software companies.

  329. Click any key to loose your 199$ rebate by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

    Anyone thought yet that this is a way for Dell to side step the "Windows Rebate". By hitting ANY key at all you are agreeing to all the licenses inside.

    Well the license with the Windows rebate clause would then be agreed to without even SEEING it.

    Nice Dell... screw me out of an even cheaper machine by trying to trick me out of my rebate.

    Shame Shame Shame....

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    Telcos have alot of dark fibre in the States. Most people assume that's optical fibre...but it's actually moral fibre.
  330. This isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go to your local software store and pickup a M$ product. It says right on the outside of the box, "By opening this product, you agree to the Terms and Conditions INSIDE"!!! Figure that out.

    But, it says if you don't agree to those terms, you must return the product.

    Ok, so go to the front counter and ask if you can return software. Survey Says!!! NO!!

    Well, suck me sideways. The worst that can happen is you lose a little cash.

    Dell is a good company. I've never had a problem dealing witht their tech support or solving problems with broken system, and I never read the TOS.

  331. Custom... by SubKamran · · Score: 1

    This once again proves that us custom computer builders are not entirely insane...

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    Kamran A
  332. Re:No msdn.microsoft.com license? Au contraire? by blackbear · · Score: 1

    Here's the one that I like. First paragraph:

    ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS.
    ... Microsoft reserves the right to update the TOU at any time without notice to you. ...

    Is it just me, or does this say that the license you agreed to can be changed to anything, and no one has to notify you. But, oh! by the way, you agreed to the changes too so now anything they want to say you agreed to is in fact what you agreed to. As my lawyer says, that's a major "Fuck-U" paragraph.

    I suspect that it will get to the point, since everyone else is doing this also, that it won't matter when the terms were changed. It will be assumed that the current agreement was always in force since you agreed to whatever future changes might be made. You always loose in any disagreement with the company, because you agreed to always agree.

  333. Friends don't let friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    buy Dells.

  334. Another way not to click thru by bgspence · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just purchased a Presario laptop at BestBuy. I wanted to have it checked for bad pixels, DOA hardware, etc., so the tech there opened the box and ran a few tests before releasing the machine to me.

    So, a BestBuy representative did the initial clicking and agreeing and I have no need to ever open the enclosed shrink wrap agreements. Am I free of all of them? I think I might be!

  335. PLA by m0rphm0nkey · · Score: 1

    Wierd but at the same time HILARIOUS. Reminescent of the Phone Losers of America prank call recordings. It would have been fun to listen to.

  336. Re:No msdn.microsoft.com license? Au contraire? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Visit msdn.microsoft.com and click on "Terms of Use".

    I'd paste some of the Terms of Use, but then I'd be violating the third paragraph. Actually, taking the fascistic bent (hey, when has Microsoft ever been a stickler on the terms?) you can't write a program based on the information presented there, since it'd be a derivative work of the information presented there (again, third paragraph).

    You don't have to click on anything or even read those in order to view the MSDN documentation online, so all they have to fall back on is standard copyright law. Since it would be copyright infringement to distribute the information on their website, they're only being informative in pointing that out to you.

    I agree EULAs and Terms & Conditions are often evil things, but I don't see anything wrong with these conditions. It's hardly a breach of copyright to write a program based on information you learnt elsewhere, and Microsoft aren't trying to suggest otherwise.

  337. Dell Intends to commit fraud. by AdrianG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's really troubling about all this is that Dell is selling you a system, collecting your money, and then trying to change the terms of the deal after the deal has been closed. They are not telling you about the restrictions in the licence terms before you pay your money and commit to the deal. You open the box and you find that Dell intended to give you less than they told you about, up front.

    THIS IS FRAUD!

    No honorable person can do this to his customers. How can we escape the conclusion that there are no honorable people in charge at Dell? I don't understand why we, as a culture, don't treat these dishonorable people like the criminals that they are.

    Adrian

  338. Rock on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Um, Dr. Goldberg is already an "Internet rockstar" (EFF DES cracker, cloning GSM phones when carriers were swearing it couldn't be done, one of the early rounds of major 802.11 WEP breaks, an early Netscape RNG bug, Zero Knowledge Systems and the Freedom network, SSH for the Palm Pilot, early versions of Linux encrypted disk partitions, best parties at DefCon several years running, and I don't know what I'm forgetting).

    ... and neither he nor the charming Ms. Hanna posted the link; somebody else did.

    ... and the complaint isn't that Dell asked for agreement to a EULA, but that the idiots refused to even provide a copy of the EULA. Nor did they make it possible to bypass the EULA, delete Windows, and install Linux or whatever without hacking the system.

  339. Has anybody ever 'REFUSED' a EULA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the end of the day, go and buy a bunch of Dells and decide not to accept the EULA - thus returning the product and getting a full refund.

    You may loose a bit of interest on your money, but done in a big enough protest, it would show Dell the mistakes they are potentially making.

    At the end of the day, an unreasonable EULA should result in nobody buying the product...

    vote with your feet - we are the 'consumers' after all!

    If only this was true!

  340. Buy 'em and return 'em. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canadians with phat credit cards should order tricked out Dells then run through the same customer "service" routine and return the machines. Get laptops 'cause they'll be cheaper to return (and they're more expensive!). Each person will be out $15-20 for return shipping but Dell will lose a fortune. Maybe they'll lose enough money to straighten out this EULA mess.

  341. a mouseclick by stock · · Score: 1
    A couple of considerations :

    Is a mouseclick a authorative legal proof of signing an EULA ? Like one signs a contract with a signature?
    And shouldn't have Microsoft received a fax-ed or snail-mailed copy of the EULA contract with your signature in blue Ink, before they are legally allowed to play around with their customers ?

    Robert

  342. Re:Boot settings - RTFA by Glass+of+Water · · Score: 1

    From the FA, which you didn't R:
    "After all this, we *did* try to boot off a Linux install CD. That just took us to the same screen as before."

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  343. Re:No msdn.microsoft.com license? Au contraire? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1
    Terms of use for a website probably will be ruled invalid unless you have to click a button or link saying that you accept. Not only have you not accepted but you may not have even known those terms exist. Unless you know or can reasonably be expected to know that you aren't granted permission to do something it is essentially an implied right(for example you dont have to ask permission every time you visit someones web page; they put it on the net, presumably for you to read).

    Actually, taking the fascistic bent (hey, when has Microsoft ever been a stickler on the terms?) you can't write a program based on the information presented there, since it'd be a derivative work of the information presented there (again, third paragraph).

    As stated earlier terms of use are probalbly invalid, but even if the court deems it valid there are two things you can use. One thing is that anti-trust laws do not allow anti-competitive clauses in contracts; This clause if interpreted that way will not allow anyone to write competing programs for windows. Another thing is that in the case of an ambiguity in a contract of adhesion(a take it or leave it offer), the courts almost always side with the defendant

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  344. Re:What's the big deal? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

    Decisions of the Seventh Circuit (which sits in Chicago) are binding on courts in Illinois and Indiana as well as in Wisconsin

    Yes, but the court specifically refered to Wisconsin laws. Certainly the court is now biased toward its prior ruling (as will be courts in Illinois and Indiana, referring to the higher court's ruling), but if there's a substantive difference in state law on the points referenced in Wisconsin law the outcome might be different. I'd be bloody amazed, but stranger things have happened.

  345. My last conversation with Dell by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

    went like this (and no, this is 99% accurate, and not a joke):

    "Thank you for calling Dell customer support center, my name is Billy, how may I help you?" (In an obviously Indian voice... Billy.... right.....)

    "Hi, uh, 'Bobby' is it?" : "Yes, Bobby, how may I help you?" : "Yeah, is your name really Billy?" : "No sir, my name is Bobby?" : "But you said it was Billy?" : "Yes sir, my name is Billy, how may I help you?" : "Where are you located, Bobby?" : "I can't tell you that, sir" : "You're in Bangalore, aren't you" : "uhh, no, I'm in Ohio" : "Where in Ohio, are you in the Chicago call center?" : "yes sir, that's right, I'm in Chicago" : "Chicago is in Illinois, not Ohio. Let's try this again, you're in Bangalore, aren't you?" : "uhhh, yes, sir. What can I do for you today?" : "I want to talk to someone in the U.S." : "I'm sorry sir, I can't do that" : "I'm waiting...." : (silence) : me: "Hello?" : "Yes, sir, this is Bobby, how may I help you?" : (frustrated) "Look, Billy, Bobby, or whatever the hell your name is, I refuse to support global outsourcing. Either you tell me how to get to someone in the U.S., or hang up the phone" : "I'm sorry, sir, I can't do that" : "What, get me to a U.S. Citizen or hang up the phone?" : "I can't do either of those" : (silence) : "Well, that's fine, I have all night" : "Please sir, can you tell me how I can help you?" : "I've already told you how I expect you to help me" : "Please hold" : (silence - about 5 minutes worth) : "Hi, sir, this is Billy again, I have my supervisor on the line" : "Is your supervisor in the United States?" : "uhh, no" : "Wait a moment please, sir, he's telling me something" : "What is he telling you?" : "If you want to reach someone in the U.S., you have to change the first two digits of your case number to five-zero when you punch it in"

    (click)

    Slashdot is a royal pain in the ass... you guys have this message filter thing pretty fucked up. I don't need some lame-ass perl script kiddie telling me how many characters I have to have on a line... it's pretty fucking insulting... cut it out

  346. Dude, I'm not getting a Dell!! by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Okay, at first I might have been okay with the idea of buying a Dell, but now I won't ever buy a Dell. I believe that custom built machines are better anyway.

    GJC

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    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  347. Re:Just install Linux by CaptainFrito · · Score: 1

    It's not always that simple. I purchased a Compaq (ok, stop laughing) and compaq will not release video drivers for anything except xp (which i refuse to run). It's an ordinary radeon mobility but for some reason no drivers except the xp drivers will allow it to run in anything except 640x480, not even the 'doze2k drivers work. ATI sez they can't release drivers for it. Compaq wouldn't take it back because, they said, it stated plainly on the box "designed for xp" or some lame crap like that. This evidently means "windoze xp-only appliance". I have sworn off dell/compaq/hp laptops until they change this policy of forcing a particular OS.

  348. I got a Dell laptop and saw that message by Marrow · · Score: 1

    I got a good laugh out of it with the crew at work when we saw it. We just went into bios and set it to boot from cdrom and installed RH9. Worked like a charm. Interesting thing is: Much of the software did NOT come shrink wrapped.

    Its all nonsense anyway. You could be blind, drunk, underage, senile and still hit a key.

    Whats galling is having to PAY for the stuff. Even in a small way. They shouldnt charge me for it. And those companies should not be able to count me as customers. And then they send to BSA and other lobbys to find other ways to MAKE me pay for something I dont want and will never use.

  349. I work at a law firm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I work in a law firm that represents very big clients (think biggest software company, tobacco, nuclear, automotive etc..) and there interests with the government.

    All of our interns and lawyers are top in their respective classes at major law schools. I often wondered where the non top people went. Now I know, they go to software companies to write EULA's. I knew there had to be more for them then the back page of the phone book offering to represent auto accident injury victims.

  350. yeah-- uh, huh by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

    That's 5 hours he could have used for spending time with his family, having fun, or doing something truly productive Personally, I don't have any time to waste Yeah, he doesn't have time for the trival, duplicate stories run by other news sources. He gets it straight from the horses mouth...

  351. Re:It's good that nobody reads them. (and GPL) by screenrc · · Score: 1
    As we have learned from the SCO case, the
    copyright holder cannot impose any limitiations
    the want. The copyright law states *some* limitations
    that restrict the clauses imposed by copyright
    holders on licensees. For instance, the user
    is allowed to make one backup copy regardless
    of the license says.


    If you recall, SCO is saying that some provisions
    of the GPL are contrary to copyright law: that is,
    the GPL cannot impose such restrictions on
    the user. (SCO argument, of course, is another
    smoke of crack, because the GPL does not
    impose many restrictions. It is the opposite,
    the GPL *grants* you rights that you normally
    would not have.)

  352. Actually... by goldfndr · · Score: 1
    What would most likely happen is what happened in the case of Felten vs RIAA. After the RIAA threatened him, Felten tried to get declaratory judgement that what he wanted to do was legal, but the judge dismissed it because the RIAA recanted their threats.

    There was a similar case just recently where someone wanted to do something that they thought might be illegal, but the judge dismissed it because it hadn't happened yet... can't remember it, but I'm sure it's under yro.

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  353. The "not trying to find a loophole" answer by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Admittedly everyone here is just going ahead and installing Linux but here is an thought.
    Call Dell as directed by the instructions to tell them "I got a laptop from you it asked me to call if I didn't agree with the included software liccens agreements. I don't. I'm installing Linux. What do you want me to do with the software I won't be using?"

    If they get enough of this they'll eather consider shipping Linux preinstalled or get a call from Microsoft asking them to remove the screen.

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  354. Re:What an Ass by Mooncaller · · Score: 1
    Oh, I see. Your the shmuck. Bypassing the system does nothing to fix the system. Using the system on the other hand goes a long way to demonstrate its problems. Reporting on those problems adds to presure to having the system changed. If on the other hand, had the reviewer merely clicked through and installed Linux, he would have not produced any data point demonstrating the problem with Dell, AND he could very well have violated one or more of the unread EULA he just agreed to. After all, it is only a mater of time befor EULAs are written to prevent just this. Your solution of just bending over and letting Dell have its way is unacceptable. Not only that, but it will not do anything to cause Dell to change anything. In fact, it sound like that is just what Dell wants people to do. On the other hand, press coverage of the issue, documenting the problems, will put presure on Dell.

    As someone who has designed and implemented systems, it is realy aggrevating to find out a year later, that the system does not work right because the users of the system just hacked around the flaws. That leads to a situation were there is no system.

    And what was that comment about "bucking the system". "Oh, I'm a real man because I buck the 'system'." Get a life. Bucking the system solves nothing at all. It just makes you a dick.

  355. Let's see..... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Pathetic dumb asshole with too much time on hand (time enough to read agreement, call support, hassle people, and finally give up, and finally use laptop, I think - I gave up before getting there) writes /. and gets the hornet's nest of shut-ins going.

    Ooooooooh! I'm afraid. So are Dell, MS, etc., I'm sure.

    Here's the deal: If you don't want to use MS, Linux is ready when you are. All else is puerile posturing.

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    668: Neighbour of the Beast
    1. Re:Let's see..... by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      "All else is puerile posturing."

      Looking in the mirror, huh? Had you taken the time to read both all the article ("...I gave up") and the majority of the responses, I think you'd find that the author makes a very valid point and your "hornet's nest" is fairly empty of "shut-ins".

      Besides making a person feel a whole lot better for having a go, it's people like this making this sort of protest that eventually get things changed. If everyone blindly accepts this sort of crap without making any protest it won't stop and sooner or later someone's going to get burnt as a result.

      I for one think the guy did the right thing both in badgering the Dell staff and posting the result here. It's the narrow minded bigots like you that lead to all Linux users bring tarred with the same brush and maintain the stereotype.

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  356. Binding clauses by cgenman · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the store that sold it to you will be happy to abide by the agreement that they didn't enter into. The EULA claims that the store is required to take back the software if you don't agree to the terms, but stores are not required to agree to accept returns on software that they sell. In fact, many don't on the simple and totally reasonable premise that such a policy would encourage massive amounts of piracy (as Electronics Boutique found out).

    So such arrangements really are an agreement between 3 parties, the one who wrote the terms of the agreement, the one who received the agreement as an addendum to a routine point of sale, and the party who sold the software and who has never actually seen the terms of the agreement.

    Of course there are many other issues, such as balance of power, which effect copyright law, but I just wanted to point out that the illegality of click-through agreements on commercial software becomes blatant when in practice the consumer has no right to return the software.

  357. NVIDIA's EULAs are insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read them. You are allowed to have only ONE copy of their drivers. You have more than one computer with an nvidia chipset, you install drivers on each one, you have violated their EULA.

    I've emailed them about this. They ignored me.

  358. Re:What's the Point of this? by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    Dude, they're Dell. Who wants to buy a computer from a company who's motto is 'we slap shit together so cheaply so you don't have to pay 'real' prices'

    Sorry but I have *never* been a fan of Dell. There are white box companies out there with more scruples with them. I keep hoping they'll implode Enron style after seeing the way they do large scale deals in businesses some days. You can't tell me that Intel sells them a Xeon MP Processor with 2MB of cache for $180 yet they'll undercut/give away stuff so quickly to win the business it ain't funny.

    So am I sad to see yet another laptop go back to Dell? Hell no. Did I post my original as a troll? hell no, but it got modded that way too. Can't say I'm surprised.

    personally, if I wanted a linux laptop, I'd buy an Apple iBook and put Gentoo on it.

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  359. Re:Boot settings - RTFA by fredklein · · Score: 1
    From the FA, here's the whole paragraph:
    After all this, we *did* try to boot off a Linux install CD. That just took us to the same screen as before. So we had to go into the BIOS so that it would try to boot off the CD before the hard disk, but after we did that, Windows started to boot, without having displayed the "press a key to agree" screen. We quickly powered the machine down before Windows started. [Though now you no longer get the "press a key to agree" screen when you turn it on, even with the BIOS settings back the way they were.]
  360. Re:No msdn.microsoft.com license? Au contraire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect that it will get to the point, since everyone else is doing this also, that it won't matter when the terms were changed. It will be assumed that the current agreement was always in force since you agreed to whatever future changes might be made.

    Oceania is at war with EastAsia. Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia....

  361. Re:You did not understand the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Housecall. Though I'm sure it doesn't stop all virii (using this plural form to piss off grammar nazis. Anyway "viruseses" sucks)--it just sits on top of Windows.

    Couldn't resist. Not a grammar nazi, but its incorrect to assume "Viruses" would be the suggestion, that's wrong too. The plural of Virus is Virus. There is no word Virii in english, latin, greek, or any other language (maybe Klingon.

  362. Inspiron 8300? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean the 8200 or 8500? 8300 never existed.

    Yes, you can nuke that 30M partition. I did and the machine works beautifully.

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  363. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moral: Buy Apple.

    What kind of kool-aid are you drinking? Apple is no different than any of the other of them.

    Your "moral" has jack shit to do with everything else you said.

    I swear, I own more Macs than most people, and I've worked for Apple, but I never had my brain replaced with a tiny chip that echos "Apple good, Steve good" over and over.

    Apple used to have the best interface, but they threw it in the trash. They never gave a rats ass about customers. And apropos the discussion at hand, they have as much anti-user lawyer speak as anyone.

    Here is a small, boring, sample:
    APPLE DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE FUNCTIONS CONTAINED IN THE APPLE SOFTWARE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, OR THAT THE OPERATION OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR-FREE, OR THAT DEFECTS IN THE APPLE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED. FURTHERMORE, APPLE DOES NOT WARRANT OR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS REGARDING THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE OR RELATED DOCUMENTATION IN TERMS OF THEIR CORRECTNESS, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE.

    Damn fanboys.