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  1. Re:Um... Really lame video on Robotic Whiskers Sense Shape and Texture · · Score: 1
    Dragging a model head across the feelers without any feedback wasn't exactly a convincing demo.

    I agree.

    Plus they should have waited until that Chia-pet was fully developed before subjecting it to the rigors of a lab environment. I suspect that it will never be able to grow a uniform coat of sprouts now, thanks in large part to the creepy whiskers dragged across its face for (no doubt) hours at a time.
  2. Re:Insert dick here on Judge Refuses To Convict Hacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that your anus? Are you propositioning me?

    And wouldn't that make us "Linux fuck-anuses" and not "Linux fuckheads?"

    Your troll is very confusing.

  3. Re:Miracles! on Judge Refuses To Convict Hacker · · Score: 5, Funny
    He did not pass the information on to others and did not use it for personal gain. "In my view his intentions were honourable."


    I know. Amazing isn't it.

    Although there was the slight matter of calling the bank and presenting a bill for services that were never asked for, but I'm willing to chalk that up to creative marketing. . .

    On a side note, my uncle (who is a lawyer) has a low opinion of judges and tells the following joke which you may tell your friends under the JPL (joke public license):

    Q:What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
    A:Your Honor. (Substitute M'Lud or other region appropriate judge appellation here if necessary.)
  4. Re:There has also been no new malls built since 20 on Does File-Sharing Really Hurt the Music Biz? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I just don't want their damned music. I don't want their damned music badly enough that I haven't downloaded any of it either.


    There you have it. Their product is bad, overhyped, bubblegummy teenage nonsense.

    When I find good music I buy it, and in the last 15 years or so the good music is coming out on smaller, independent labels.

    That CD I bought 6 months ago? It was made on a computer. In the home of the artist. I bought it from her at one of her appearances at a local coffeehouse.


    Amen.

    I buy CDs at shows all the time. The artist gets the money, I get the music, a major label record company gets nothing - everyone wins.

  5. Re:Yeah, I'm sure the numbers will be really accur on Online Budget Database Planned by White House · · Score: 1

    You are not being offered any transparency at all by this measure - barely even the illusion of transparency. Those numbers are already available, and a conspicuous percentage of the budget is hidden for reasons of 'national security'.

    You will never, ever, ever, ever be allowed to see where the money really goes. Ever. Which is a shame since it is yours (and mine).

    So if by transparency you mean 'smoke-screen designed to appease people and distract them' then yes, this proposed database offers more transparency.

  6. Yeah, I'm sure the numbers will be really accurate on Online Budget Database Planned by White House · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pencil - $1500
    Toilet Seat - $30,000
    Knowing what your government is spending your money on?
    Priceless.

    But seriously, there is no way the numbers will be anywhere close to being remotely accurate.
    The government will never tell you where your money goes.
    Sorry, but they won't.
    This is not news, this is wool being pulled over your eyes.

  7. Re:Wondering on AOL Subscribers Sue Over Release Of Search Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the first 5 digits can be determined based upon how old he is, and which state he was born in (assuming typical issuance at birth).


    Wow, I didn't know that.

    This is becoming a pretty scary thread. I feel a little bad for having started us down this road.

    If anyone steals that guy's identity and buys a jet-ski (or anything else), I'm going to kick their ass.

    Don't worry original parent poster, I've got your back.

  8. Re:Wondering on AOL Subscribers Sue Over Release Of Search Data · · Score: 1

    It's even narrower than that.

    The first three digits shoud be easy to guess if we know roughly how old he is and what state he was born in. If we had that info, I'll bet we could cut x down to 3 or 4 possibilities.

  9. Re:Wondering on AOL Subscribers Sue Over Release Of Search Data · · Score: 1
    I entered my SSN into Google.
    It replied with "-1635"


    Wow, bad move telling me that, Pat.

    Now that, your name (which I got from your website) along with certain other biographical tidbits I was able to glean from your resume should allow me to eventually extrapolate your real SSN.

    You're getting me a jet-ski, buddy.

    (I'm kidding of course.)
  10. Three? on AOL Subscribers Sue Over Release Of Search Data · · Score: 4, Funny
    Three AOL subscribers. . .


    They must have been the only 3 AOLers who met both of these conditions:

    a) They weren't searching for "hot kiddie lolita horse love" and were consequently unafraid of that search rearing its ugly head in open court.

    b) They were aware enough of the wider internet to know their data had been released in the first place and the implications thereof.

    Three? Yeah, that sounds about right.
  11. Re:I think the all time classic is........ on 10 Terrible Portrayals of Technology in Film · · Score: 1

    My lord.

    independence

    I think I'm catching whatever it is that makes everyone around here such shitty spellers. . .

  12. Re:I think the all time classic is........ on 10 Terrible Portrayals of Technology in Film · · Score: 1

    Which they weren't in Independance Day since Goldblum was using a PowerBook 5300.

  13. Re:How do you know? on Data Theft Notifications - How Soon is Too Soon? · · Score: 1
    So, if your email address was "joetrader@foo.com", it is entirely possible that a spammer synthesized the address. You need to use addresses that are not easily guessable, for example, joetrader@foo.com


    I agree.

    Change your address to your address. . .

  14. Re:Playing the odds on Stallman Critical of OSDL Patent Project · · Score: 1

    "640K is more memory than anyone will ever need" -Bill Gates

  15. Re:I still think it's bad taste. on 'Columbine RPG' Creator Discusses the Dawson Shooting · · Score: 1

    5 is just not enough points for a post that good.

  16. Typical on The Drawbacks of Anonymous Surfing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anonymous surfing is first equated with crime, and later a correlation is drawn between a desire for anonymity and Unabomber style, tinfoil hat paranoia.

    There are plenty of legitimate reasons not to want your personal information all over the place, barely any of which were touched on in the article.

  17. Re:Never was a fan on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: 1
    . . .do you think the Millennium Falcon would really look like it did, if it was designed to take off and land through planetary atmospheres? All those little panels and radars and things would fly right off. Look at the troubles the space shuttle has just putting a little paint and insulation on its fuel tank.


    Well, the Millenium Falcon had deflector shields and our space shuttles do not (yet).

    That being said, your points about the military nature of the Enterprise, and the dramatic effects of maintenance personnel were good ones.

    Anyway, Star Trek and Star Wars cannot be compared in any real and meaningful way anymore than you could compare The Outer Limits with Bonanza. Sorry folks, but just because something takes place in space doesn't make it SF.
  18. Re:Sony Innovation on PSP to Get Classic Game Download Service · · Score: 1
    In all seriousness though,


    The above is traditionally recognized as an indicator that the poster was trying to use humor in the lines that preceded it.

    Variants may include (but are certainly not limited to):

    1)"But seriously folks"
    2)"Seriously, though"

    Though humor is sometimes subtle and difficult to spot, continued study and instruction will ensure that you, too, will soon be able to recognize and appreciate it.

  19. Re:Marketing research on the net on Mining Neologisms from Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Figuring out what people on the net says about your products is the "new" thing apparantly. IBM has their own engine for the task too [ibm.com]. Kind of makes you wonder how much power the net community will in fact have in day-to-day decision making in the corp head quarters' marketing strategy depts.


    I don't know, but I know those snakflabbing IBM products really zorf me right in the snurls. . .
  20. Re:Warnings? Make WEP default option on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 1

    Plus, it will generate jobs when they have to open a giant call center to handle all the "My wireless is broken" calls.

    The only access this will prevent is access by the common Windows user himself, not anyone who wants to get in.

  21. Re:Not subliminal! on Subliminal Spam Using an Animated GIF · · Score: 1

    Nope, this is just liminal, since you can see it.

    They are also toying with superliminal ads like this one:

    BUY THE STOCK!!

  22. Re:So..? on Johnny Cache Breaks Silence On Wi-Fi Exploit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he doesn't want one, seeing as how they're so easy to exploit. . .

  23. Re:Worst idea ever. on State of Ohio Establishes "Pre-Crime" Registry · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I am most certainly opposed to warrantless wiretapping, I nonetheless cannot find any constitutional article or ammendment prohibiting it.


    Really?

    It's called the Fourth Amendment and it's in the bill of rights.

    I think it's pretty safe to say that since there were no wires to tap in 1787, the right to security in one's personal papers (letters, etc. . .) should be extended to other, newer private communications like phone and internet conversations. I'd say that's well within the spirit of the amendment.
  24. Re:Touching hundreds of millions of lives... on Windows Vista RC1 Complete · · Score: 5, Funny

    Trackhead, point out on the doll where Vista touched you. . .

  25. Re:Ah, the memories on Inside The Game Copy Protection Racket · · Score: 1

    Eeeeeeewwwwww!

    What smell was it?