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Subliminal Spam Using an Animated GIF

JohnGrahamCumming writes "Everyone's noticed the recent flood of image spam (including the SpamAssassin developers who are working on an OCR-extension to beat it), but take a look at this spam containing a subliminal message flashed every 17 seconds to try to entice you to buy the stock being pumped. Does this work? Warning: link shows the actual spam; don't blame me if you lose money on this stock!"

216 comments

  1. That's ridiculous. by DrunkenTerror · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's actually a pretty good stock.

  2. Subliminal messages by personman21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't work. This supposed message is so obvious it's hard not to laugh.

    1. Re:Subliminal messages by Stormscape · · Score: 0

      That was postively the FUNNIEST subliminal advertising I have ever seen

    2. Re:Subliminal messages by rritterson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you are aware of the message, it's not subliminal--it's just plain liminal.

      There is a lot of subliminal messages in advertising, especially on TV. Given our consumerist culture, i'd say it's working fairly well.

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    3. Re:Subliminal messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMOKE

    4. Re:Subliminal messages by Kinetix303 · · Score: 1

      Oh my God! My boss died at the office Friday morning while I was away- the medics were calling it a heart attack, but it was blipverts!

      Somebody call Edison Carter.

      And get that little twerp Bryce in here. I want a word with him.

    5. Re:Subliminal messages by neax · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought [send me] that [all] Subliminal messages [your] were supposed [money] to be subtle....

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    6. Re:Subliminal messages by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      Are you smoking yet?

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    7. Re:Subliminal messages by Basehart · · Score: 1

      The "buy" messages in the ad are about as subliminal as a projected Batman logo in the skies above Gotham City.

    8. Re:Subliminal messages by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Besides; unless they start flashing immediately, VERY few people are going to see it long enough for the messages to flash in.
      Honestly, who out there reads e-mails which show a text-picture only?

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    9. Re:Subliminal messages by ggalvao · · Score: 1

      This is the first subliminal message I've seen that is NOT subliminal! You can actually read the frames!!!

  3. Nope. by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Informative

    This really has nothing to do with subliminal messages, and everything to do with trying to defeat OCR software. I was seeing animated GIFs exactly like this where the "buy" frames were just blank, before they started adding "BUY!" to those frames.

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    1. Re:Nope. by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nah - it's just someone " 'aving a larf " and trying to make their spam stand out for a split-second among all the other spam.

      It worked though - even though the original article is slashdotted all of the images have been reproduced here. The spammers must be laughing all the way to the bank...

    2. Re:Nope. by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I doubt anyone who is looking it at because it was linked from a news article saying "Check out this spam" is actually going to buy it..

    3. Re:Nope. by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Except that the people who tend to frequent slashdot also tend not to fall for this sort of thing.

    4. Re:Nope. by JediLow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never underestimate the stupidity of people.

    5. Re:Nope. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      It worked though

      Not in my mail reader. I've noticed a trend in what used to be stock shill spam becoming a big white image with random angled colored lines like the colored threads embedded in US Currency. Now I know I'm seeing artifacts left over from a badly animated GIF which my mail reader does not animate. All that's left are the spam-libs.

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    6. Re:Nope. by MrSellout · · Score: 1

      September 5:

      TMXO
      Change: Up 0.12 (31.58%)
      Volume: 2,893,655
      Avg Vol (3m): 127,547

  4. Except.... by madaxe42 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Outlook doesn't support animated gifs (nor most CSS, but that's another matter...!) - I received one of these this morning but all it showed was the 'buy buy buy' frame - my response was 'what an utterly utterly pointless spam'.

    1. Re:Except.... by solevita · · Score: 1

      Gmail's picture preview is exactly the same. Only after reading this article did I understand what was going on.

    2. Re:Except.... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I 've seen the "buy" flashing today and it was on outlook. Too slow to be subliminal (score one for windows bloat and poor performance, it is a 3ghz desktop).

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    3. Re:Except.... by Bastian227 · · Score: 1

      mutt doesn't support animated GIFs either (nor any other image or HTML email for that matter). That's one of the major reasons why I use mutt. I don't want to open up an email and inadvertently contact the sender that a real person actually viewed it.

    4. Re:Except.... by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Er, are you sure?

      I occasionally design animated gif web banners and I've emailed them to clients for approval from Outlook to Outlook, and they've shown up (animated) just fine. Last time was all of a couple of months ago.

      That's Outlook 2000 (I think). I know 2003 removed automatic display of images, perhaps that's what you're thinking of, but at any rate that's all images, animated or otherwise.

    5. Re:Except.... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      doesn't work for me either... it does display the "buy" frame though.... odd...

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    6. Re:Except.... by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      No, outlook '03 doesn't support animated gifs, but supports HTML pretty well, outlook '07 doesn't support animated gifs, and doesn't support about 75% of the CSS standard - they do support Office HTML GREAT though! What a boon....

  5. Well... by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems to me as if the people behind the spam have been reading a few too many articles about subliminal marketing and are just trying their luck. What i'd be more worried about if I was them would be using an animated gif in massive mailing, surely that is going to heavily suck bandwidth (as much as they do have, a lot of resources go in to the mailing and the hardware to power it). If I were them I'd stick with the text plea, I'm far more likely to want to help out the prince of Nigeria than a 1998-style flashing .gif.

    1. Re:Well... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
      What i'd be more worried about if I was them would be using an animated gif in massive mailing, surely that is going to heavily suck bandwidth (as much as they do have, a lot of resources go in to the mailing and the hardware to power it)

      The key is, they don't pay for those resources. They use some sort of a "bot-net" to send the mail - "zombie" computers, often on residential broadband connections which have been contaminated with some virus (or something virus-like, trojan, backdoor, et cetera - the specifics matter little). It's not their own bandwidth they're wasting.

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  6. Bah by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bah. They could have been slightly more subtle. I mean, three frames in a row? For Pete's sake, how stupid do they think we are?

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    1. Re:Bah by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Studies have shown that subliminal advertising, much like the typical slashdot post, is mostly full of it.

    2. Re:Bah by Isotopian · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is pure hogwash. Do you always believe everything you read is true? Surely, a person like yourself, i would hope, wouldn't be so gullible. You should make it a point to safeguard against foolish trysts such as that.

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    3. Re:Bah by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      "Studies have shown that subliminal advertising, much like the typical slashdot post, is mostly full of it."

      For the last time, it's SHIT, not IT. Get a damn spell checker!

      What? That was intentional? Oh...

      ~X~

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  7. For the impatient by Southpaw018 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's the four frames extracted.
    Main image
    Subliminal image 1
    Subliminal image 2
    Subliminal image 3

    The subliminal images are shown for a fraction of a second every few seconds.

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    1. Re:For the impatient by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Looks like something made by a 15year old in coreldraw.

      Well, whoever really spends time to read that godaweful "text" picture deserves to be "brain manipulated"

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    2. Re:For the impatient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humph...

      Well, I haven't received any yet, but if I do, I'll forward it immediately,
      headers and all, to my friends at enforcement@sec.gov - I'm sure they'll love it...

    3. Re:For the impatient by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Shhh! If you post the contents of the article like that, it takes the fun out of pretending to have read it!

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  8. Block all Images by telchine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OCR is a ridiculous solution. It can be easily combatted by spammers in the same way the CAPTCHA images defeat OCR techniques.

    My solution:

    For email addresses that are on spam databases, I block all emails that contain images at the MTA level.

    Anyone who has good reason to be sending me images will know my non spam-infested address.

    1. Re:Block all Images by mkavanagh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      CAPTCHA images defeat OCR techniques? To my knowledge most text-image CAPTCHAs don't defeat sophisticated OCR and those that do are hardly likely to be easily readable enough to spam any but the most gullible to any effect.

    2. Re:Block all Images by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Just today I was thinking (and looked a bit on how to setup an email server on Ubuntu and found a nice howto over the forums) on a way to prevent spam.

      I have seen something similar in some emails that, after you send an email they return a mail saying that you need to re-send the email to verify that you are a human. However, I thought that It would be excellent to send this mail with a CAPTCHA and tell the recipent just to hit REPLY and write in the subject of the message the text in the image.

      I would use something like that, and of course after the sender has passed the CAPTCHA test, it would be added to a white list. I thik it is a great way to remove spam once and for all. Does anyone know of a web mail provided that does that?

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    3. Re:Block all Images by telchine · · Score: 1
      >I would use something like that, and of course after the sender has passed the CAPTCHA test, it would be added to a white list. I thik it is a great way to remove spam once and for all. Does anyone know of a web mail provided that does that?

      You won't be removing spam, you'll be passing the load on to someone else.

      If you implement this, you'll likely find your mail server blocked by some of the blacklists. These kinds of bounce messages are increasingly being regarded as spam themselves by the blacklists. For each CAPTCHA that you send out to a genuine sender, you'll be sending out quite a lot more to people who have had their email address included as a spammer's forged "from" address.

      Also, consider this...

      You send your CAPTCHA message out to someone who's mailed you. What if they have implemented the same solution as you. They won't get your CAPTCHA until you respond to theirs, which of course you won't get because you don't read email that hasn't been verified.

    4. Re:Block all Images by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > To my knowledge most text-image CAPTCHAs don't defeat sophisticated OCR

      Yes but 99.9% of people are NOT going to shell out hundreds of dollars for "sophisticated" OCR package just for their e-mail client or mail server. They'll use a cheap or free one like GOCR. The only people that might use expensive OCR packages are ASPs like messagelabs.com or BrightMail.

      I don't know if you actually USED any free/cheap OCR software recently but a couple I've used are easily defeated by non standard fonts and lightly patterned backgrounds. For example, you can't usually OCR something that's been faxed, or uses brush script as it's font or has a speckled background. One of the ones I used couldn't even cope with COLOR images FFS (even if they were color scans of B/W documents! It's not exactly CAPTCHA busting technology if a speckled or colored background can completely thwarte it.

    5. Re:Block all Images by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      SpamArrest.com is what you're looking for then. It does pretty much exactly that. Unfortunatly it's not free.

  9. Not subliminal! by Glock27 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I can clearly see the words flash when the .gif animates.

    Therefore, it's not subliminal, since the flashed frame is supposed to be imperceptible to the conscious mind.

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    1. Re:Not subliminal! by chriscoolc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to help them out, but next time they need to leave the main text visible in the subliminal images.

    2. Re:Not subliminal! by Who235 · · Score: 1

      Nope, this is just liminal, since you can see it.

      They are also toying with superliminal ads like this one:

      BUY THE STOCK!!

    3. Re:Not subliminal! by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Had TFA not told you they'd be there, would you have noticed?

      I think in this case, probably yes, but I was waiting for it like you probably were. I think someone actually reading the message (that's to say, the type stupid enough to take stock advice in spam seriously) might just think it was a light flickering.

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    4. Re:Not subliminal! by Gnavpot · · Score: 1
      Had TFA not told you they'd be there, would you have noticed?


      Noticed that the text you are reading dissappears for a very long moment?

      Yes of course. When you have to stop reading because the text disappears, I would say it is very noticable.
    5. Re:Not subliminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not subliminal, since the flashed frame is supposed to be imperceptible to the conscious mind.

      Damn you, you're ruining a perfectly good, hit-generating slashdot headline!

    6. Re:Not subliminal! by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1

      I always thought spam is mostly for the thick - and maybe they won't notice anything.

    7. Re:Not subliminal! by Net_Wakker · · Score: 1
      Had TFA not told you they'd be there, would you have noticed?
      No. My MUA does not show images, or render html.
    8. Re:Not subliminal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's subliminal to the people that are so slow to take process incoming data that they would buy crap like this. ;-)
       
      To myself and I would assume most of the world, it's just the words BUY clearly flashing on the screen, if that counts as subliminal than so does the HTML blink tag.

  10. Sad Situation by NaCh0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Email spam has turned into an arms race of who can outrun the spam assassin developers. Will flash email be the next big thing? I sure hope not.

    Really, the best thing I ever did in my email client was to turn off image loading.

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    1. Re:Sad Situation by daeg · · Score: 1

      I sure hope it is. Whoever uses an e-mail client that displays inline Flash deserves to get spammed and malwared to death.

    2. Re:Sad Situation by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the marketing department when they come and bitch at you about the corporate Christmas greeting showing nicely on the computer of the moron contracted to make it "flashy" and not being visible in the corporate email client.

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  11. Not quite subliminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    How many people would actually sit and look at this image for 17 seconds? It only takes a fraction of a second to realize it's junk.

    Did the blogger even READ the wikipedia article linked to? It says "These messages are indiscernible to the conscious mind". I can almost count the number of BUYs in the image.

    I bet this is more of an attempt to get around OCR spam detectors that don't support animated gifs.

    1. Re:Not quite subliminal by simul · · Score: 1

      No, the blogger probably bought the stock, and feeling dumb that it dropped 8%, thought maybe that blogging about it, and posting it on slashdot, would raise the priced.

  12. Interesting by mugnyte · · Score: 3, Informative


      I seriously doubt the capbilities of a GIF to recreate a true subliminal advertisement. It's a bit dependent on the screen position, machine load, audience's focus, etc. With a movie or a a captured TV audience, it's a bit stronger. Also, this isn't a metaphorical allure, but simply a crude flashing.

    For some things subliminal messages can work. For others, it is well-known to be completely ineffective.

    I doubt this is going to be much of a difference in SPAM, and is rather a sales differentiation point for a mass marketeer. Somebody is paying extra for this, for sure.

    1. Re:Interesting by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      For some things subliminal messages can work. For others, it is well-known to be completely ineffective.

      Yeah, it's a pity that Vicary actually falsified the results of his now-infamous theatre experiment. Futhermore, I challenge you to provide any real evidence of a controlled, repeated study in which subliminal advertising was actually proven to work. My guess, you can't.

    2. Re:Interesting by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's a pity that Vicary actually falsified the results of his now-infamous theatre experiment.

      Are you kidding? I, for one, am extremely glad that his original conclusions are wrong, that the human mind cannot be manipulated as easily as this quack posited. If Vicary's fudged results had been correct, and considering the capability of corporations and governments to misuse and abuse the resources at their disposal, we'd probably be living in a much more draconian world than we already are!

      On a sidenote, I seem to remember reading about some Hollywood guy who wanted to integrate Vicary's theories in a horror film, flashing images of Bosch's hell, or Gustave Dore's engravings of Dante's Inferno, but decided against it, deeming it a reckless idea. It may have been either William Friedkin or William Peter Blatty (director and writer of The Exorcist, respectively), ten years after Vicary confessed.
      I guess some ideas may be too compelling to be false.

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    3. Re:Interesting by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? I, for one, am extremely glad that his original conclusions are wrong

      Apparently I needed sarcasm tags... :)

    4. Re:Interesting by mugnyte · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll go along with you, if only in terms. The concept of hypnotic, or relaxed-stated learning is nothing new (late-night TV adverts can seems overly repetative for a reason) - and I was linking to a "sleep-learning" site. It is officially not "Sublimial."

        I've used hypnotic learning programs, where one plays a tape in a relaxed state (not faling asleep). They were not instructional, but simply motivational, and I've felt they were effecctive. I'm unsure how much was hypnosis and how much was self-delusion, but it was a fun experiment.

        I am aware that the entire basis of hypnosis itself is sometimes questioned. I'm unaware of any studies linking "suggestability" to relaxation states, which may perhaps clear things up there.

    5. Re:Interesting by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Apparently I needed sarcasm tags... :)

      Or a picture of poker-faced Buster Keaton flashing once every twenty frames. Or of Group Captain Biggles with antlers.

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  13. Cause for concern? by gklinger · · Score: 1
    The thing about subliminal advertising, as I understand it, is that it needs to be subliminal which is defined as 'existing or operating below the threshold of consciousness' and with the advertising frame in this example being observable by the human eye, it's hardly a threat. However, while this particular example is ridiculously amateurish, it got me to wondering if it is possible for someone who isn't a dolt to create something more insidious and effective. Is there a fixed framerate for animated gifs? If so, what is it? I think the subliminal message would have to occur once every 24 or more frames for it to be effectively invisible. That may not be possible with animated gifs but what about with videos? The sudden popularity of sites like YouTube and the ease with which they make the distribution of unregulated video makes me wonder if there is a cause for concern.


    Perhaps people are already embedding messages in their videos. I can think of no other explanation for millions of people watching videos of cats attacking toasters...

    1. Re:Cause for concern? by parallax · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, there is no cause for concern.

      I did a Ph.D. on the use of preattentive perception (read "subliminal") on just-in-time memory support. This was the "Memory Glasses" project that got a bunch of media attention a few years ago -- you may have even seen me pitching it to Alan Alada on PBS's Scientific American Frontiers "you can make it on your own" episode.

      The long and short of it is that, yes -- properly encoded, "subliminal messages" can jog your memory, but no, they don't otherwise work as sug,gestions or influence your behavior. If you're curious, you can actually read my dissertation on the Memory Glasses and find out more.

      There was a lot of hype in the 70's and 80's about the evils of subliminal marketing, but it was all based on junk science with forged data.

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    2. Re:Cause for concern? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sug,gestions

      Is that comma in there really a spelling mis,take? I think NOT!

      I will obey.

    3. Re:Cause for concern? by jafac · · Score: 1

      I did a study in High School (part of a special learning program) - using a very very expensive slide projector. (1981-ish)

      Maybe my survey questions weren't any good, but we saw absolutely zero effect (of the superimposed messages projected during a film-movie). As a result, I tend to think the whole field of subliminal psychodynamic activation to be bunk. If there is an effect, it's not a significant one. That's just my opinion, because other actual professional researchers have shown results from the technique.

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    4. Re:Cause for concern? by callqcmd · · Score: 0

      Boy... you sure did some liminal self-wank over there.
      Good for you jack!

    5. Re:Cause for concern? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous of the GP? Do us all a favor and DIAF.

    6. Re:Cause for concern? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about t.v. jingles? Why should I still have that 1-800-97-JENNY jingle stuck in my head, more or less? Assuming that was 1997, why should I be able to remember it so well?

  14. I love Firefox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right click on offending image. Select 'Block images from [name of server]' - and that's it. Now, if Firefox just had this for Flash files. . .

    1. Re:I love Firefox. by telchine · · Score: 1

      Right click on offending image. Select 'Block images from [name of server]' - and that's it. Now, if Firefox just had this for Flash files. . .

      The images are unlikely to be on a remote server, they're usually attached to the message.

      As for Firefox, there's an extention called FlashBlock

    2. Re:I love Firefox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you install adblock for Firefox/Mozilla you can block flash from any server you want.

      Block rule
      http://spam.factory.com/*.swf

      As for the right click thingy, well it's almost that simple. Try it and find out.

      I don't even bother with the flashblock extension anymore since it creates headaches for the sites that have flash that I would actually want to see.

  15. Slashdot a better spam blocker by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only we can just have every one of these things submitted to /. The resulting slashdotting will simply remove their servers. Easy!

  16. New slashdot business model by mnmn · · Score: 3, Informative

    (1) Send out spam using a new technique
    (2) Post on slashdot telling people about the spam
    (3) Get enormous viewership
    (4) Profit!

    Just wait for the new Viagra technologies slashdot articles.

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    1. Re:New slashdot business model by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait for the new Viagra technologies slashdot articles.

      1. Most /.ers are too young to worry about Viagra.
      2. Most /.ers are too single to worry about Viagra.

      Using a very special algorerythem (patent pending, tm, etc.) I have determined that:
      A. There are 12 married /.ers over 40,
      B. Four married posters under 40
      B. Two guys that are dating (not each other)
      C. Two girls who reads Slashdot.

      Of course, some AC posts might be from people who really do have accounts, so these numbers may be inflated.

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    2. Re:New slashdot business model by rkcallaghan · · Score: 4, Funny

      C. Two girls who reads Slashdot.

      Given the responses to any post I ever make, I think your estimate is over by one.

      ~Rebecca

    3. Re:New slashdot business model by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny
      ~Rebecca
      Hi. Do you come here often?
    4. Re:New slashdot business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a girl and I read Slashdot, though I haven't yet got around to getting an account. Then again, I'm also a mathematician at Cambridge, so I'm pretty weird to start with.

      Jenny

    5. Re:New slashdot business model by Buran · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hi. Do you always make passes this pathetic at us, loser?

      - jennifer

    6. Re:New slashdot business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry honey, but Russian shuttles are just a wee bit wide for my taste :-P

    7. Re:New slashdot business model by RsG · · Score: 1

      You don't like big boosters? :-)

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    8. Re:New slashdot business model by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      B. Four married posters under 40

      Wow -- I'm one of a very select elite. pheer me...

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    9. Re:New slashdot business model by Iron+Condor · · Score: 5, Funny


      A. There are 12 married /.ers over 40,
      B. Four married posters under 40
      B. Two guys that are dating (not each other)
      C. Two girls who reads Slashdot.

      E. An undetermined but very small number of folks who can keep the first FOUR letters of the alphabet straight...

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    10. Re:New slashdot business model by RsG · · Score: 0

      Wow, 2 hours since you posted and not one marriage proposal. That's gotta be a record...

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    11. Re:New slashdot business model by svunt · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're a mathematician at Cambridge and you still call yourself a girl, as opposed to a woman? Child prodigy, or just selling yourself short?

    12. Re:New slashdot business model by niktemadur · · Score: 0

      Hi there, Becca! What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? Wanna come back to my place and watch Sportscenter?

      Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
      Hey I'm no Fred Flinstone but I could sure make your bed-rock!
      Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
      Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
      You wanna come over to my house and play Battleship. I can show you my destroyer.
      You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way!
      The word for the night is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
      Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
      Is that Windex you're wearing? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
      Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
      I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? ...and two filthy ones:
      Nice shoes...wanna fuck/screw?
      What fucks like a tiger and winks?

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    13. Re:New slashdot business model by dcam · · Score: 1

      B. Four married posters under 40

      There are 3 more people like me? I fear for this community.

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    14. Re:New slashdot business model by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      First four? You mean there are more? Get real. I would have seen those by now, wouldn't I? Next you're going to say there are more punctuation than the dot and more numbers than 5.

    15. Re:New slashdot business model by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You don't like big boosters?
      I bet she's got a nice rack in her serverroom
  17. subliminal advertising doesn't work by bunions · · Score: 1
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  18. You would have to be ... by -noefordeg- · · Score: 1

    sub-human to fall for that.

  19. They might want to work on... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    ... their non-gif stuff. I'm not about to buy a stock which is advertised with multiple exclamation !!! marks. And with incomplete sentences.

    1. Re:They might want to work on... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      ... their non-gif stuff. I'm not about to buy a stock which is advertised with multiple exclamation !!! marks. And with incomplete sentences.

      I would hope that you wouldn't buy anything that was advertised via spam, regardless of the apparent quality of presentation. However, consider this: a lot of the spam I see is nearly unintelligible, because the intelligible spam already got blocked by my spam filtering.

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      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    2. Re:They might want to work on... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      It might depend on what you consider spam. I get email from nintendo about upcoming products, that I signed up for because I want to get it. Mind you, somebody who registered their GC and didn't read everything, may be getting the messages without really realizing that they signed up for them. They may also not be savvy enough to look for an unsubscribe link. For ther person who's getting this email, and doesn't want to, they see it as spam. For me, it's perfectly legitimate mail.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    3. Re:They might want to work on... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Sssh, don't wake them up. It is still a great filter for people not having "intelligent" spam filters. ;)

      If message includes "!!!" in subject, move to trash. (If you have friends using !!!, tell them to see a doctor about mania treatment)

      Works like wonder on my Yahoo mailbox since filters introduced, it still busts some undetected spam by Yahoo.

      For Korean spam, use "3/4" symbol for detecting. Unless you aren't working at Wall Street of course.

      BTW those things were added by me before Spam detection etc. was part of Yahoo mail features, poor mans spam filters ;)

    4. Re:They might want to work on... by shawb · · Score: 1

      Some of that "unintelligable spam" isn't actually spam, but messages sent to essentially confuse spam filters. To catch the real spam as well as these, you would have to tighten your filters a bit, but that could create falso positives. So they are basically cannon fodder sent to retrain your filters.

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      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    5. Re:They might want to work on... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      If someone actually signed up to receive e-mail, and then decides they don't want it, that doesn't make it spam. If the user thinks it's spam, it doesn't mean the definition of spam is subjective, it just means the user is wrong.

      If I were to receive the same e-mail that you're receiving even though I didn't sign up for it, because Nintendo scraped my e-mail address off a web page or used a Windows virus to extract it from someone's address book or bought a CD containing 500 million e-mail addresses for $500, then yeah, THAT would be spam. Fortunately, they don't do that. :-)

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      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  20. What images? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use Pine for my email. For those who don't know, it's a text-based email client, primary for unix, but there is a port for windows. Aside from being fast, simple & reliable, it doesn't show fonts, colors, images, and html crap. Since it is so simple, it is extremely secure.

    When I show it to people, they often get annoyed that their carefully crafted html email with stationery, images, & fonts gets rendered to simple text.

    Frankly, if you can't convey your message with text, you don't have much to say.

    Give Pine a try. Unfortunately, I think there are only about a dozen users :)

    1. Re:What images? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pine remains amazingly popular amongst literate people. Illiterate people can't communicate so they send each other images and youtube links which is why they prefer OE or webmail.

    2. Re:What images? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Frankly, if you can't convey your message with text, you don't have much to say.

      Are you also reading Slashdot through Lynx? I just ask because it seems like a double standard to say we should restrict one medium to plain text while using rich text for another. And that "Give Pine a try" sure looks like a link to me. Could it be you're using HTML in a response to a Slashdot article?

      Personally I appreciate HTML email simply because I can bullet / number items, do indentation and other basic formatting tasks. In other words, it saves me time. As it happens my email app (Thunderbird) can output formatted plaintext from my HTML editor, but I don't see why I should have make any special concessions to what the recipient may or may not have beyond this. Email is not stuck in the dark ages and any half decent reader should be able to process HTML, or RTF. I'm sure Pine could even do it (or invoke Lynx) to produce a plaintext equivalent from HTML input. I expect that someone has already written a script that does just that.

    3. Re:What images? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Personally I appreciate HTML email simply because I can bullet / number items, do indentation and other basic formatting tasks. In other words, it saves me time.
      1. You can do this using text
       
        o HTML is actually worse for indenting text than ASCII
                  [ That you don't know this is quite scary! ]
       
      2. I very much doubt HTML saves you time
      I don't see why I should have make any special concessions to what the recipient may or may not have beyond this.

      Don't ever email me then because procmail routes any html email without a plain text part to /dev/null. Why would I have to make any concessions to you anyway? What arrogance, you're the one emailing me and HTML mail can be 5-6 times the size of an identical plain text counterpart. Using IMAP things are not so bad because a user only downloads the message headers until they fetch a specific message. Using POP, new messages are downloaded in their entirety. What makes you think POP users want to sit waiting 5-6 times longer for their email to download because clueless email users refuse to send as plain text?


      Email is not stuck in the dark ages and any half decent reader should be able to process HTML, or RTF.

      Pine can handle html, it just displays it as plain text but RTF is long dead and email was designed for text, not html or binary. If you want to markup a document using HTML, you can publish it on the web and email me the URL as plain text. If you want to send me a binary (eg: compressed archive or image) you can send me a link to your ftp server.


      You do realize that binary attachments are base64 encoded when you send them via email, adding about 1/3 onto the filesize? The increased overhead may not be as large as that incurred by HTML but the filesizes are much larger. This is one of the reasons why unix people get so offended when you send them MS Word documents via email, a hundred 1MB files stored in base64 encoding in a users mailspool at 1.3MB each when the actual content of each document would take less than 1k! Good god, some people should be barred from using computers.


      So you see, sending HTML email is just sloppy. Don't do it.

    4. Re:What images? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Your formatting example is pretty ludicrous. Of course you can manually pad text with spaces, just as you could write a technical document in notepad. But most people have neither the time, nor the inclination to do either. If my email program has (as it does) a button to bullet text I am going to use it and save myself 5 minutes worth of indentation. Perhaps you're a masochist or a luddite, but don't think that anyone else should deny themselves readily available tools for your benefit.

      As for message sizes etc. big deal. HTML is not 5-6 times unless someone has changed the style every other word or embedded graphical content. My emails are typically around 30% larger and average out at less than 3k a piece which usually includes the quoted original email. I get email from lots of people and have yet to see any gross abuse of email. The worst I've seen is a few who put a small graphical signature. Big deal.

      Not only do you expect someone to waste more time formatting plain text, but you want them to have their own 24/7 ftp server to link attachments to and maintain them in perpetuity. You want them to go to considerable extra pains just for your sake. You might be irked by someone sending you a foreign attachment but that is another matter altogether. Storage is cheap. My massive email box (which currently holds ~10000 normal received / sent messages going back 5 years is 250mb. If someone told me I could save 200Mb on my 250Gb harddrive by using text and no attachments I would have to laugh.

      Your arguments may have just been relevant in 1995 but don't hold much water these days. Disk storage is cheap. Unix is just as capable as any other OS at handling email. Unix also has some great graphical email clients in Evolution, Thunderbird and KMail to name but a few. Perhaps if you had a disability such as blindness that I was aware of I might make an exception but not otherwise.

    5. Re:What images? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your formatting example is pretty ludicrous. Of course you can manually pad text with spaces, just as you could write a technical document in notepad. But most people have neither the time, nor the inclination to do either.

      I format text like that every day and have done for 20 years and I've been authoring HTML for over a decade. How exactly is it faster to use a GUI than have both hands on the keyboard when you're typing an email?


      If my email program has (as it does) a button to bullet text I am going to use it and save myself 5 minutes worth of indentation. Perhaps you're a masochist or a luddite, but don't think that anyone else should deny themselves readily available tools for your benefit.

      Welcome to email, where the receiver sets policy!



      As for message sizes etc. big deal. HTML is not 5-6 times unless someone has changed the style every other word or embedded graphical content. My emails are typically around 30% larger and average out at less than 3k a piece which usually includes the quoted original email.

      HTML is regularly well over 5-6 times the size of a plain text equivilent, here's a 2 part from Amazon:

      Parts/Attachments:
        1 Shown ~76 lines Text (4973 bytes)
        2 OK ~834 lines HTML (36063 bytes)
      Not only do you expect someone to waste more time formatting plain text,

      If you can't be bothered formatting your email, don't bother sending it because this recipient can't be bothered reading it!



      you want them to have their own 24/7 ftp server to link attachments to and maintain them in perpetuity.
      No, I want no such thing!

      You want them to go to considerable extra pains just for your sake.

      Let's see if I have this right. I'm expected to handle html and whatever else anybody sends me, even after I've made clear I read email in a console. Yet I am the one putting these correspondents to unimaginable length by asking for them to select plain text from a drop down menu?

      Storage is cheap. My massive email box (which currently holds ~10000 normal received / sent messages going back 5 years is 250mb. If someone told me I could save 200Mb on my 250Gb harddrive by using text and no attachments I would have to laugh.

      Guess what, we have these little things called aliases and .forward files where 'users', 'staff' or 'sales' could be routed to every user on a system. Take your html overhead and multiply it by the number of users on a system. 10,000 messages is nothing, we reject more SMTP mail than that in a month! Honestly with your attitude, it doesn't surprise me that you're not mr popular. Likewise with the total inaccuracy of your figures it doesn't surprise me you get by with a 250 Giga-bit drive.

      Unix also has some great graphical email clients in Evolution, Thunderbird and KMail to name but a few. Perhaps if you had a disability such as blindness that I was aware of I might make an exception but not otherwise.
      That's nice, if I email you do I get to tell you what email client to use? How about, I send you an email and you're not allowed to use a windowing GUI to read it?


      How about if you publish your home address and I'll send you a wagon full of animal dung? You can't expect me to not send it because that would put me to 'considerable extra pains just for your sake'. I don't care if you want this dung or not, if you don't have room for it then you can invest in a larger property for all I care. Look on the bright side, you're not legally obliged to store the unwanted shit I'm sending you, whereas some of your correspondents are legally required to store the unwanted shit you insist on sending them.


      I'm done, if you're going to reply please include your home address so that I can book you a load.


      IHBT

  21. it's not subliminal, it's supraliminal.. by ivar · · Score: 1

    Subliminal means that you are not concious of the image, but in this case it's pretty easy to spot. Not to say the ploywon't have any effect, just that use of the word 'subliminal' is incorrect.

    1. Re:it's not subliminal, it's supraliminal.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      L.T. LT Smash!

      yvan eht nioj!

    2. Re:it's not subliminal, it's supraliminal.. by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      What do you want? I don't get your "eht nioj" request.

    3. Re:it's not subliminal, it's supraliminal.. by Btarlinian · · Score: 0, Redundant
      L.T. LT Smash!
      yvan eht nioj!

      This is supposed to be a funny reference to a Simposons episode. Mod up funny!

    4. Re:it's not subliminal, it's supraliminal.. by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I knew that (Simpsons reference) but I was trying to be funny. I guess it doesn't always work.

  22. Subliminal by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

    Is ment to be non detectable. In this you can clearly see the words Buy all over so there is nothing subliminal going on it is just retarded.

  23. You'll All Be Sorry by SteveTheRed · · Score: 1

    You'll all be sorry after I buy loads of this stock first thing tomorrow morning. I'll be lording my millions over all of you by tea-time. I don't what has come over me, but I feel an overpowering desire to dump my entire 401(k) into this.

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    I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
  24. Doesn't seem to phase dspam by caseih · · Score: 1

    After a couple of training messages, dspam is picking these spams (with or without the animated gif) with great accuracy. Even if dspam has no idea what the spam message is saying, these spam messages are sufficiently different from any of my normal e-mail that they stand out very much to the baysian algorithms.

  25. 17 Seconds?!? by Jester998 · · Score: 1

    Who looks at a piece of spam for the 17 seconds required to view the 'subliminal' advertising frames?

    1. Re:17 Seconds?!? by bumby · · Score: 1

      the few idiots who actually fall for the spam :/

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    2. Re:17 Seconds?!? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Slow readers? There are a lot of people out there surfing the Internet that only read a few words a minute.

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    3. Re:17 Seconds?!? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and those are the ones you'd want to target in a "pump and dump" scheme.

      Since it'll probably take them ages to sell when things go sour.

      The "buy" screens are probably subliminal to such folk ;).

      Maybe someone should check the previous bush and kerry campaign ads for such messages.

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  26. Quick... by Nighttime · · Score: 1

    ... get the Zik Zak Corporation on the phone. I have an advertising idea for them that is, like, 20 minutes into the future!

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    I've got a fever and the only prescription is more COBOL.
  27. No, it doesn't. by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Informative

    > Does it work?

    Rarely and barely. Under very controlled conditions, with very careful measurement, a very slight effect which lasts a very short time can sometimes be found. However, most of the conditions under which people attempt to use it are so uncontrolled (ie. the entirety of whatever environment you're in is affecting you) that there'd be no way to detect the usually tiny effect. If anyone claims it has effect in such a situation, they have no clue how it works, and are probably trying to sell advertising to someone who is so desparate that they have even less of a clue.

    The reality of the matter doesn't keep it from happening. Greed drives people to try things that would make even a habitual lottery ticket buyer snicker. For many years (and still, as far as I know) advertisers of tobacco and alcohol would have grotesque death images airbrushed into their magazine and billboard ads. This was based on the dual assumption that subliminals work, and Freud's theory that there was a ubiquitous "death wish", and it was stronger and more prone to manipulation in people who used these substances.

    We've dispresnsed with the first, given that magazines and billboards are hardly "controlled" environments. Freud dispensed with the second before he died, years before this was ever attempted.

    Despite overwhelming odds against it, advertisers still paid to have these images inserted into their ads. I know of one couple who worked at a commercial art house in New York who made $125,000 together in 1978 doing nothing but these. Large corporations will gamble large amounts way out of proportion for any real return just to grab a tenth of a per cent from competitors. John Sculley's biography about his Pepsi days talks about this greed effect (though not subliminals).

    The very first "attempt at subliminals" (the "popcorn and Coke" experiment in a movie theater) was a hoax. Like all such material, it is properly filed on snopes.com, along with the rest of the story. http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/popcorn.asp

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:No, it doesn't. by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Do you have any references to information about these hidden images? I have worked for an ad agency, and I know lots of people who work for ad agencies, and never ever has anyone ever actually done an ad with any sort of subliminal images or hidden images or anything like that. Pretty much there is universal agreement that it doesn't work, and it has never been done.

      That isn't to say someone hasn't done it... if you could post a link to some documentation, I will keep an open mind... but I am pretty sure all this subliminal advertising stuff is urban mythology. At least it is considered an urban myth to most people in the ad buisness nowadays.

    2. Re:No, it doesn't. by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      Documentation from within an advertisitng company would constitute internal communications. Not working for one, if I had any, it'd probably be illegally and I wouldn't admit to it here. If you work for one, you should realize that, since they hold their ideas to be so dear. I have only my discussions with the couple I know and their word for it that they did it, and for how much.

      As for whether anyone has done so, examine tobacco and alcohol ads, primarily in men's magazines between 1970 and 1990, after having brushed up on such books as "The Clam Plate Orgy". Many of them were extremely blatant.

      And as for the advertising industry claiming that all such advertising was an urban myth, if I were them that's what I'd be saying by now in those places where it's criticized. In the board room where advertising is sold it might go differently. No offense, but we are discussing the advertising industry here, people who make their living saying what benefits them.

      I recommend the Social Psychology Network at socialpsychology.org
      Their search engine turns up 847 results to "subliminal advertising". Some of that is commercial books and pop-psych articles, some is from the bios of researchers and their interests, but some is references to real research that's been done on the topic. I sincerely doubt that much research has been done on something that never happened. After all, when a social psychologist wants to make money, he goes into, or at least does research for, marketing.

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    3. Re:No, it doesn't. by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      And as for the advertising industry claiming that all such advertising was an urban myth, if I were them that's what I'd be saying by now in those places where it's criticized. In the board room where advertising is sold it might go differently. No offense, but we are discussing the advertising industry here, people who make their living saying what benefits them.

      Except that I worked in an ad agency, and I know people who currently work in ad agencies. I know people who are in the boardroom, and people who create the ads. My own wife writes TV commercials for large companies including beer companies and such. Unless they are maintaining CIA levels of security where they don't even speak of such things to their own families or fellow employees (and if you ever worked for an advertising agency, that is pretty laugh inspiring), there is no subliminal adversiting going on.

      Unless you are going to tread into serious conspiracy theory territory, there is no subliminal advertising going on. I mean you could argue that I am a secret plant by the ad-agencies I guess. But, sorry brother... it is fun to joke about this stuff, but it just doesn't happen.

    4. Re:No, it doesn't. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      It might be worth pointing out the poster you are arguing with used the past tense and the only concrete chronological reference was to 1978. Arguing that people aren't doing it today doesn't do much about his point that they were doing it then.

      I would hope they aren't wasting that kind of money today. It's one thing to try it for a while, it's another to keep trying it long after it's proven to be bunk.

    5. Re:No, it doesn't. by Ponzicar · · Score: 1

      The Clam Plate Orgy guy was a nut; he'd interpret every single dot and line as some sort of pornographic picture. All he was doing was the print equivalent of finding shapes in the clouds.

  28. Slashdotted? by Viper_Viper · · Score: 1

    Why is the beta tag say that the website is slashdotted when it is clearly not? Is this a form of a subliminal message?

  29. Everyone? by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Everyone's noticed the recent flood of image spam...

    I haven't. I can't even remember the last spam message I've seen, period--not even in my throwaway accounts.

    1. Re:Everyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, one guy like you who stays home all the time, has no friends, and has his very own slashdot account, umm, doesn't count.

      But thanks for the input!

    2. Re:Everyone? by psalm33 · · Score: 1
      Everyone's noticed the recent flood of image spam...
      I haven't. I can't even remember the last spam message I've seen, period--not even in my throwaway accounts.

      I can second that. I tell my E-mail program not to download images in E-mail unless I click the button to fetch them. It's just a mess of trouble with spam and tracking images, and wasted bandwidth otherwise. Is it just me? Am I the only one using those handy features of modern E-mail programs? Even if you get tons of spam past your filters, you shouldn't even be "seeing" the image spam if you don't ask for the images.

    3. Re:Everyone? by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      I think Thunderbird, specifically, has an option that automatically removes HTML and images from messages that are marked as Junk. I have that enabled for sure, but I don't have the program move or remove any spam--it just marks it as Junk. I still hardly ever see any junk these days.

      Comcast was my ISP until a little while ago, and it's also my primary mail server. Does anyone know if they've been taking any measures to try and reduce the amount of spam that their customers recieve? Given Comcast's poor service record, I'd be very surprised if this was the case.

  30. Wow, subtle... by John+Betonschaar · · Score: 1

    Very impressive...

    Seriously though, the idea of subliminal messages in adware etc. might not be that far-fetched, if worked out better. Imagine adware that subtly projects 99.5% translucent stuff over your desktop for very short periods, maybe fading it in and out just so you wont consiously notice it.... Or maybe just a 200 pixel Coca-Cola sign in an unused corner of the screen. Im not so sure its impossible...

  31. Does This Work? by Ed+Almos · · Score: 1

    No

    Even if it gets past my spam filters the moment I see rubbish like this it gets deleted. If I want stock picks I employ a professional, not a scum sucking spammer.

    Ed Almos

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    The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus, 56-120 A.D.
    1. Re:Does This Work? by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      If I want stock picks I employ a professional, not a scum sucking spammer.

      These stock spams aren't meant to benefit YOU, they're meant to pump and dump worthless stocks so the spammers or their customers can make money fast and get out with the clueless buyers holding worthless overpriced stock.
  32. kill flashing gifs by cdn-programmer · · Score: 1

    I just kill any flashing gifs.

    Typically if the site requires flash I skip it. I find it unbeleiveable that Macromedia didn't put in an option to kill unwanted flash. But I guess this says something about the company. So - one day I'll just neuter flash in this browser when I get pissed off enough to do it.

    I had to laugh at poking fun at a real estate agent. He has an awful website. I told him if he wants to sell to me then his website isn't doing its job.

    One has to hit them where it counts - right in the ole' pocket book. If you're going to do some business then check the website and if it pisses you off then tell them and don't do business with them. Do business with people who you like and who are professional and who hopefully put up websites that reflect their business practices.

    Use the same rule with TV advertising. If you hate the company's ad - tell them to stuff it and find another vendor. Even if it costs a few sheckles more, you'll be ahead.

    On this basis: FORD, GM, Microsoft, Sears, Black and Decker, and Canadian Tire have lost my business for EVER because of shoddy products and bad service. If after buying the product I find that I feel like going to the effort of suing them for selling me such a peice of junk - then this is a good enough reason to never deal with the vendor ever again.

    I have alternatives. Who knows if they will notice. The market place speaks for itself. The way I look at it is that when a vendor ends up on enough people's permanent blacklists, then their business will suffer and eventually they will go away and die.

    ----------

    Hmm - check FORD and GM's stocks! I drive an Audi now. Its nicely engineered and I don't get calls from the service station advising me they will have to pull the motor to change the spark plugs. No kidding... a service station actually did this after they broke plugs on the firewall side of a Chev Eurosport. I managed to change the plugs w/o pulling the motor. It took 2 hours and I found the previous CHEV DEALER'S MECHANIC cross-threaded the plugs because of the bad design. Had they made the car 2" longer there would not have been a problem. They could have made the engine compartment 2" longer and set the bumpers back 2" and the car would have been the same overall length.

    So in this case for want of 2" in the engine compartment I had cross threaded plugs and bleeding hands and was threatened with a $1000 ++ spark plug bill. Why would I or anyone else ever want to deal with the company ever again? Not me. Once burned - screw you!

    Now look at the GM stocks. See - it works. Vote with your feet!

    1. Re:kill flashing gifs by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

      GM's stock might have taken a fall in the past few years, but so have many american companies. It's actually been on a short term increase since GM, Toyota and Hyundai where the only auto manufactures to post a net gain, it has not come back from it's glory days five years ago however. Another thing to keep in mind is GM is ranked #3 of the Fortune 500 for a second year running and #1 out of the auto industry (followed closely by Ford). I don't think we will see GM drop out of the market just yet. They are too big of a player, at least in the American arena. There are few places you can ship a car to in the U.S. without passing through a GM distribution hub. However, no one is recommending to buy or sell their stock right now.

      This does not mean they make a good product or have great service. I can only say from my experience their trucks run very well, though I have only ever worked on them myself and have no experience with their service... which I'll take your word for it, it probably sucks, just like any other auto dealer service desk.

    2. Re:kill flashing gifs by Buran · · Score: 1

      Since they were the ones who screwed up, they should have had to pay to fix the problem. Next time they try to stick you with a bill for their stupidity, in ADDITION to dropping them as a customer, casually say that they'll be hearing from your lawyer regarding trying to defraud you by forcing you to pay for their mistake. Spark plug change is advertised as costing $x, you pay $x, not $x+$y fuckup fee.

  33. I was wondering about that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read email in KMail (KDE) and out of curiosity I looked at the gif that was attached, and I guess it filtered out the animation so the only thing I saw was the "buy buy buy" stuff. I had no idea what I was supposed to buy so I guess it didn't work.

  34. Oblig. Simpsons Quote by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
    Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
    Lisa: Superliminal?
    Smash: I'll show you. [opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl, who are standing on the corner] Hey, you! Join the Navy! Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
    Lenny: I'm in.

    --

    Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    1. Re:Oblig. Simpsons Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a load of rich cremery butter.

    2. Re:Oblig. Simpsons Quote by driving+your+mom · · Score: 1

      I always think of that when I hear the word subliminal. LOL, so funny.

    3. Re:Oblig. Simpsons Quote by Matt_R · · Score: 1

      yvan eht nioj!

  35. Must... buy.... by madaxe42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    lightspeed briefs!

  36. ob family guy reference by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Smoooooooke.

  37. Does it work? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Ok...we all know how creative and inventive spammers have gotten, and yes, I realize it only takes a couple of idiots to make it profitable...but come on...you REALLY have to wonder WHO IN THE HELL IS BUYING INTO THIS?!

    Honestly, not only is a lot of the spam completely unintelligible, but it just looks so phony its hard not to laugh. Does anybody on /. personally know anybody who's actually purchased something from spam? What about the really bad retarded spam like this?

    I know I should never underestimate the stupidity of humanity...but I really have no idea how someone could literally be stupid enough to buy something from one of these, yet smart enough to be able to fill in the credit card form required to give the spammer money. Please, explain that last one to me.

    --
    Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    1. Re:Does it work? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it Phineas T. Barnum who said that no-one ever lost money by underestimating human intelligence?

      --
      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    2. Re:Does it work? by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      The quote in question is H. L. Mencken and even then it's considered likely that he never said exactly that, but rather that it's a rewording of a similar statement.

      --
      "I won't mod you down - I feel the need to call you a twit explicitly, rather than by implication."
    3. Re:Does it work? by Ambidisastrous · · Score: 1

      I remember it as, "No one ever lost money by underestimating the taste of the American public."

  38. mutt email = immunity by drDugan · · Score: 1

    this is one of the reasons why I still use mutt - don't have to look at the images/attachments unless I choose to

    I've used outlook, eudora, hotmail, gmail, yahoomail, squirrelmail, webmail, pine, mm ...

    and I still always come back to mutt. I get to control it, archive it, its fast easy, and completely immune to this kids of spamming.

    1. Re:mutt email = immunity by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      >this is one of the reasons why I still use mutt - don't
      >have to look at the images/attachments unless I choose to

      Well, yeah ... OTOH, gmail doesn't show images by default.
      And it's easy enough to configure other graphical mail
      clients to do likewise.

    2. Re:mutt email = immunity by drDugan · · Score: 1

      gmail is a great service, but having some profit-driven, ageless beast tracking all my communication is a nightmare. granted it's inevitable, but I'll fight against losing my privacy every single step while I still need it

  39. Mirror by Ankur+Dave · · Score: 1
  40. IF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "if you lose money on this stock"?? Boy you're being www..

  41. As the SCO stock ppl would say... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

    Short TMXO now!

    Ironically, I read an article about a guy who started shorting all the spam stocks that he got, and made $8000 in 2 weeks worth of trading. Personally I would neither short nor buy any stock I heard about from spam.

    --
    Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
  42. Most successful ever by dcapel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That piece of spam is possibly the most cost-effective individual piece of spam ever: the spammer sent it to one person and gets 25000+ views of it instead.

    --
    DYWYPI?
    1. Re:Most successful ever by tritonman · · Score: 1

      I think you need to change your signature to be "return reinterpret_cast(water);"

  43. It'll never work by kissbang · · Score: 1, Redundant

    SubliMinally selling stOck this way Does not have much of a chance TO succeed. I mean, I can think of maybe only *5* people who would fall for these types of subconscious messages on the internet.

  44. Subliminal messages by kolme · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that [mod this up] subliminal messages [mod this up] don't work!

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    $ whoami
  45. Cool, the ideal plan for getting rich! by xtracto · · Score: 1

    1. Create subliminal spam message.
    2. (was ???) post it on slashdot so everyone read it
    3. Profit!

    This spammers are getting smarter and smarter, how can a spam image get to the homepage of such a news site like slashdot?

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  46. Sublimal Advertizing by wmaster · · Score: 1

    Well, is that sublimal: no girl? ;-) Greetings, Chris

    --
    "An operating system must operate."
  47. Nope haven't noticed by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    Nope, haven't noticed at all. I have image loading turned off by default.

    --
    If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
  48. pathetic by gsn · · Score: 1

    Stop image spam in Thunderbird. Or use pine or something else text based. Does anyone know of a adblock like extension fith a filterset updater for spam - so many of us get the same damn spam something like this would be useful.

    Have to give it to these guys +1 for creativity -783,114,039,832 for implementation. YOU LOSE!

    --
    Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.
  49. Graphical SPAM? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
    Bah! I use pine or mutt for most of my e-mail. Combined with spamassassin so most of the crap gets plonked before I have to see it.

    -b.

  50. subliminal? by kbox · · Score: 1

    It's not really subliminal if it screams "I'M BEING SUBLIMINAL!"

  51. All spam has subliminal messages... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...it's just that you need special glasses to see what's going on.

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  52. Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by dch24 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article on Wikipedia is actually pretty good. There may be some transitory or faint effects caused by subliminal messages. Advertisers have been trying to capitalize on this possibility for 49 years.

    If subliminal messages had any significant effect we would know about it. They've been trying for years.

    There have been interesting claims at subliminal messages in popular music. KAKE-TV in Wichita, Kansas, used a subliminal message to attempt catch the BTK killer, but it had no perceptible effect.

    I'd say subliminal messages don't work.

    1. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by FhnuZoag · · Score: 5, Funny

      The seemingly random bolding of text in your comment gives me a sudden urge to buy stuff.

    2. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      There was a BBC thing where they had a science lab (I think was the phrase, or maybe UK lab or something) where they showed a program and asked people to phone in to see how they responded. They showed a face with a neutral expression and asked you to phone in saying if you thought she was happy or sad.

      What they didn't tell you (until the phones had closed) was that they did a subliminal flash of the same woman looking happy south of the country and looking sad in the north.

      The results actually suggested that it had worked... kinda. The flash of the smiling woman made you think she was unhappy and vice versa. I can't remember the figures but it was something like a 70/30 split which suggested there was something in it. But they did say it was an interesting result but more testing needed to be done to confirm.

    3. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by FhnuZoag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect it was done for the science programme Tommorrow's World. (Pretty cool thing giving weekly news of scientific/technological developments, now sadly deceased)

      I don't buy the study, though. The geographical split is likely very significant here. There's good evidence that people decide these things based on what they feel at the time, and there's also good evidence showing that people's self-statements of happiness are influenced by where they live. Without a control group, the results are pretty meaningless.

    4. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      I thought it was called something like UK lab, although I think they had most of the Tommorow's World presenters on it. As they said, more work needs to be done on it. And I used to love Tommorow's World. Even if nothing ever worked right on it (oh just read the wiki for an explanation)

      I don't know, I don't think it's beyong the realm of reality that subliminal messages could work, but I'm not 100% convinced.

      And if anyone does remember the name of the program let me know as it's bugging me now lol. It was... oh a long time ago... 10... 15 years maybe, on BBC. They did it once a year for a few years and tested things like colour-blindness and left / right handedness and all manner of weird things.

    5. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      If subliminal messages had any significant effect we would know about it


      Gee, I always thought that if they were working properly we wouldn't know it... :^)

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    6. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by k-0s · · Score: 1
      There have been interesting claims at subliminal messages in popular music. KAKE-TV in Wichita, Kansas, used a subliminal message to attempt catch the BTK killer, but it had no perceptible effect.
      ...Or he just doesn't/didn't listen to the radio/television, or if he did maybe he tuned in to a different channel. Subliminal messages is the only way I can account for some of the most ridiculous decisions the general public makes about its entertainment, consumption, politics and lifestyle. For fear of being labeled a troll I won't point any of them out, but how often do any of you say to yourself, "What in the world is everybody else thinking!?"
    7. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by mennucc1 · · Score: 1

      If subliminal messages had any significant effect we would know about it.
      No, we wont know.
      As wikipedia reminds: " A subliminal message is a signal or message embedded in another object, designed to pass below the normal limits of perception."
      Thats the whole point: it is called subliminal if and only if you dont know.
      (OK, just joking).

    8. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I doubt the possibility of any significant effect from the bolding of his words.

      I really feel like a Coke for some reason...

      --
      "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
    9. Re:Also Doesn't Work (Wikipedia) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All bow to the wikipedia.

  53. nothing subliminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i dont see anything subliminal about it

  54. For a good laugh, read their SEC filing by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    Here's their most recent quarterly SEC filing.

    Fun highlights:

    • Urbanesq.com Inc. ("Urbanesq") was incorporated August 25, 2000 under the laws of the Province of Canada. Effective October 18, 2001, Urbanesq completed a merger with Koala International Wireless Inc. ("Koala"), a public company incorporated in the State of Nevada...changed the name of the Company to Trimax Corporation...
    • On July 29, 2005, the Company entered into an Exclusive Supply agreement ... provided the Company with the exclusive right to sell Switzerland based Ascom broadband over power line communication access products ("Products") in Canada and non-exclusive rights world wide, which the "Partner" represented that it had secured itself from Ascom. ... Subsequent to the signing and the advancement of funds for the "Exclusive Supply Agreement" the company was made aware that the product supplier had no right to grant a sub-license from Ascom. Furthermore, the supplier was previously in default and was never in any position to grant any sub-license on its own license.
    • The Company has not earned any revenues from limited principal operations...
    • Total Current Assets: $105,115. Total current liabilities: $536,870.

    So, after six years, the company has zero revenue and couldn't even get set up as a second-tier reseller of broadband over powerline products. Which is probably why the stock is at $0.38 and headed down.

    If you go back to older related SEC filings, you can find the story of the "Hipster portable Internet access device" (didn't happen), and the previous history of Koala International Wireless as a vitamin company under the name "Kettle River Group" (also a flop).

    This stock is not "poised for a breakthrough". Except maybe in the down direction.

    1. Re:For a good laugh, read their SEC filing by KillerBob · · Score: 1
      Urbanesq.com Inc. ("Urbanesq") was incorporated August 25, 2000 under the laws of the Province of Canada. Effective October 18, 2001, Urbanesq completed a merger with Koala International Wireless Inc. ("Koala"), a public company incorporated in the State of Nevada...changed the name of the Company to Trimax Corporation...


      Err... Canada's actual name is the Dominion of Canada, not the Province of Canada. Provinces are political divisions within the country.... Just to begin punching holes in it, that is....
      --
      If you believe everything you read, you'd better not read. - Japanese proverb
    2. Re:For a good laugh, read their SEC filing by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      Which is probably why the stock is at $0.38 and headed down.
      I wonder what would happen if we all bought one? I guess we all could spare 38 cent. Would we save the company or would we provide the CEO with a nice beach house?

      (I know, you'll have to pay a lot of money to handle the deal and they probably don't sell these one at a time. But ignoring that for sake of the argument.)
    3. Re:For a good laugh, read their SEC filing by kisielk · · Score: 1

      Obviously the information is written from a US-centric point of view. ;)

  55. OMG Are you guys for real? by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    Subliminal messaging via flashing brief imaging is a hoax! All those studies were faked.

    1. Re:OMG Are you guys for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, at least one of those studies was real. In one test, they flashed an advertisement for Coca-Cola a few times during a movie. Believe it or not, it actually worked, and coca-cola purchased rose sharply.

      but...

      When asked about it later, the majority of people said that they had seen the ad, and it had made them decide that they might like some coca-cola. The advertising may work, but it isn't really subliminal, and only works if the subject would already be amenable to buying the product.

  56. Liminal messages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have ADD - I got the feeling that I should buy something, but I am not sure what!

  57. A little history is in order here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was in college in the sixty's I attended a talk on subliminal advertising and there were some rather interesting points. First, advertisers determined the speed at which it worked, then crossed the outstretched palms of their coin-operated congressmen to define a much faster speed as "subliminal," thus clearing the legal field. Next they performed a major experiment. At that time (maybe still, I don't watch the boob tube at all) Pillsbury had an ad where a cartoon "Dough Boy" would jump out of a roll of biscuits when it was hit on a table edge and proclaim the "wonderfullness" of the product. A subliminal spot of a pregnant woman was placed just before Dough Boy jumped out . . . and sales soared. There was also a major flap about some "scientist" who supposedly faked his data on subliminal advertising, which played right into the advertisers hands, of course, so who knows what to believe?

    BillyDoc

    1. Re:A little history is in order here. by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1
      A subliminal spot of a pregnant woman was placed just before Dough Boy jumped out . . . and sales soared.
      Huh? A fat woman makes people want to buy biscuits? (If it's subliminal, will I notice the difference of "pregnant" and "fat"?)
    2. Re:A little history is in order here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A subliminal spot of a pregnant woman was placed just before Dough Boy jumped out . . . and sales soared.

      You'll pardon me if I say the claims made by the people who designed the gimmick ad in the first place are less than credible?

      Subliminal advertising has been double-blind tested many many times, and guess what, it's totally ineffective.

  58. i bought it by simul · · Score: 1

    on speculation that this slashdot article would make people speculate that this slashdot article would sent it up

    1. Re:i bought it by MECC · · Score: 1


      Thank goodness I set camino to only play anim gifs once. It stops on the 'buy' part of the image. The real suckers would be anyone who paid to build/send such a message. Somewhere there's a photoshop jockey laughing all the way to the bank.

      --
      "We are all geniuses when we dream"
      - E.M. Cioran
  59. Face to nose: "Goodbye!" by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    I just had this great idea; if I turn off my home phone service I won't get any telemarketing calls. If I get rid of the television I don't have to watch commercials. If I don't drive, I won't have to look at billboards.

    Only pedophiles get animated gifs in their e-mail anyways...

  60. Subliminal my ass by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    I took a look at the image. After about 17 seconds of trying to see the subliminal part I was thinking "hmmm, maybe I missed it; this is actually subliminal".
    And then the image went through 2 insanely obvious flashes. Anyone capable of viewing this image is capable of noticing the "subliminal messaging".

    Subliminal messaging pretty much looses it's effect if it's not subliminal.

    OMG BUY BUY BUY MY STOCK
    (ignore the above line, you didn't see it)

    --
    -1 disagree is not a modifier for a reason. -1 troll, flaimbait, redundant, overrated are NOT acceptable substitutes.
    1. Re:Subliminal my ass by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1
      And then the image went through 2 insanely obvious flashes.
      The third is the subliminal one. It looks exactly like the first. :-D
  61. Re:I'll respond, by symbolic · · Score: 1

    But first I need contact my accountant and have him purchase some TMXO stock. I just have this gut feeling....I'm SURE it's going to skyrocket. No, really.

  62. You people are stupid. ( solution to SPAM ) by siyavash · · Score: 1, Interesting

    SPAM ? I haven't seen "SPAM" for over 6 years now. While you stupid morons keep fighting to get rid of it, I have managed to find the perfect solution. and I mean this is 100% secure. ( I have copyright on this by the way ).

    See, an email is like opening your door in a city, any hobo can just open the door and look inside your home. My solution is to create different doors for every person out there.

    How ?

    With email aliases.

    You can't do this with gmail or whatever. You need to first buy your own domain where you are able to create *@domain.com aliases.

    Now, once you have that, everytime you publish your email somewhere you create an alias for that "somewhere". For example, if you want to give your email to slashdot, you create an alias "slashdot" and you email will be "slashdot@mydomain.com". Then, if you want to give away you email to amazon, you do "amazon@mydomain.com"... etc.

    See my point ?

    This way, once you start getting SPAM, you know for sure, 100% WHERE the SPAM is comming from and which one of your aliases are infected.

    All you need to do is to just close that alias. and *poof*, no more SPAM from there. All the other aliases are safe and you won't have to worry about losing emails.

    and if wanna put your email on a website ? Use a mailform.

    I'm amazed that google or microsoft have not come up with such solution, one could have mygmailaccount.alias.@gmail.com for example to give away, this way one would be able to shut that alias down once it gets SPAM infected.

    Now, while you waste your CPU and TIME on getting rid of SPAM, I'll enjoy a 100% SPAM free email experience without tons of junk "filter" applications.

    The above solution is THE ONLY way to get rid of SPAM. If you are not already doing it, DO IT NOW. If you don't want to do it, then I have some news for you :

    You sir, are a moron! :)

    1. Re:You people are stupid. ( solution to SPAM ) by rjstegbauer · · Score: 1

      Yes sir...I must be a moron...or maybe it's you.

      Uh...yes...you certainly *can* use gmail to do what you are doing with your own domain.

      Step 1...get a gmail account.
      Step 2...invite yourself to join gmail and create an "amazon.me@gmail.com" account.
      Step 3...Forward amazon.me@gmail.com to your primary account.
      Step 4...Rinse...Lather...Repeat.

      Now you can do it for free without the hassles of maintaining your own domain.

      If my spam gets bad...maybe I'll try this.

      Enjoy,
      Randy.

    2. Re:You people are stupid. ( solution to SPAM ) by Krojack · · Score: 1

      I've been doing this for a good 3-4 years now. does this mean i have to pay you for your stupid copyright?

  63. stuff aNd nOnsense by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Full of it? Subliminal ads and related tactics were banned back when James Vicary's bogus marketing claims were first circulated, but the overall neutral-to-positive trend observed for results in every study done so far means it at least won't hurt to try mixing it with other more conventional methods when you're already on the wrong side of the law.

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    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  64. Why 17 seconds? by KimmoA · · Score: 0

    Who stares at this crap for 17 seconds? Shouldn't it show those "buy" frames more often? I don't get it.

  65. Just a publicity stunt. by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

    This is either a publicity stunt or the work of legendary idiots. There is no research to show the effectiveness of subliminal advertising (at least the kind that involves flashing an image for a fraction of a second in your central vision.) Surely someone with the determination to spread these ads would have done some basic research on their effectiveness, and determined that they were not effective. This seems more like a "no publicity is bad publicity, so LOOK AT ME!" kind of stunt.

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  66. bah... by enrayged · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is just a load of hogwash... subliminal messages don't work. Now if you will excuse me, I have a hot tip on a stock to buy.

  67. SPAM worked for me once by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

    Not all SPAM is the same. For all the Cialviagradvilvalium and goatse.cs offers that arrive to the mail, there is a lot of othter different kinds of unwanted email from less shady sources. Some businesses view this as analogous to radio and tv advertisement: you don't want it but it is there along with the regular programming. I don't say this is correct or good, just that they treat it that way.

    Anyway, I saw an advert for a migration agent, did my research, checked it out and now I'm living in a different country. I'm afraid I contributed to the perpetuation of SPAM; I have never purchased anything else from SPAM adverts again, but I'm quite sure stories like mine are what keep it coming to our mailboxes.

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    +Raider of the lost BBS
  68. What are you talking about? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    I doubt anyone actually read it. It's huge, everybody knows they don't care beforehand, and they're all looking out for the hidden frames.

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  69. it's slashdotted by tritonman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to buy it just because it got slashdotted!

  70. He's blind, you insensitive clod by tepples · · Score: 1
    However, I thought that It would be excellent to send this mail with a CAPTCHA and tell the recipent just to hit REPLY and write in the subject of the message the text in the image.

    And get the business that you represent sued for discriminazism against blind people.

  71. OT: "Doughboy" joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Q: You know what you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

    A: Donuts

  72. What FTP server? by tepples · · Score: 1
    you can send me a link to your ftp server.

    A lot of residential duopoly ISPs don't include much web/ftp space and don't allow customers to run their own web/ftp server. So how would you suggest that they send the file to you?

    1. Re:What FTP server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A lot of residential duopoly ISPs don't include much web/ftp space


      True, however most include storage for files sufficiently larger than anything I want encoded as base64 in my mail spool.

      and don't allow customers to run their own web/ftp server.


      All nodes are created equal but some are more equal than others? A different topic for a different day ;-)

      So how would you suggest that they send the file to you?


      FTP upload. Per IP access to firewalled anon upload server or create an account on your public server as needed.
      [comically-patronizing-voice]IE does drag and drop you know![/comically-patronizing-voice]

      Regards,

      AC.

  73. Just got one of those by JoeZ99 · · Score: 1

    I check my gmail, and I find a 'story' a 'real' fiction story!!!

    I know it's spam, but there is no funny characters, no 'viagra' word, no nothing, just a story, probably a fragment of some book

    So I start to read it. I realize a broken image link, and I decide to tell gmail to allow images and ...

    Just the example spam . The very same

    Amazing.

    Anyway, what's the point???
      I just mark it as spam, I will never do anything with it they should know that by now

    I know there's lot of people who stills hook on that, but that's only a question of time, because it's learning stuff, and it's unstoppable

  74. OCR by spitzak · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that OCR would fix this pretty easily. People worry about the fact that OCR cannot understand the captchas, but that hardly is necessary. All an OCR spam-recognizer has to do is determine that there *is* text in the image, it does not have to read it. Images consisting of a lot of text are definately an indicator of spam.

    1. Re:OCR by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1

      I think it's easier than that: An email without any real text, and not from someone I often get mail from, is spam. Why would a stranger send me a mail with no text? If it's not spam, he's an idiot. My spamfilter does not need to know the difference.

  75. More like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Superliminal messages....

  76. Must have gone to the wrong link by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    Now I want to invest all my money in steam powered weaving machines.

    Oh and my cat wants me to assasinate the president

    Is this post being tapped?

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  77. it would subliminal by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    for the very slow-witted.

    But anyway the short flashes establish the concept of subliminal ads. So you can expect faster flashes very soon. It's just that the first case is not really subliminal.

  78. So what's the idea then? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    the only thing I can come up with is that they would buy an amount X, send out a mailing , hope that through a shortlived collective interest the stock would go up for long enough to sell with profit, and then move on to the next near dead stock.

  79. SpamAssassin Effectiveness (or NOT) by nmg196 · · Score: 1

    I've received that exact spam 5 times today already. :(

    In general, I'm finding SpamAssassin becoming ever less effective at removing spam from my mailbox. I get approximately 200 spams a day and at least 20 or so end up in my inbox rather than my spam folder. I've even considered signing up to a spam filtering service, but I can't find one that's any good AND supports IMAP accounts.

    I really hope they finish this OCR plugin soon as I think this will be the only solution.

    However I predict that about a week after it's released, all spammers will obfuscate text in the same way that CAPTCHA tests do. You don't have to distort letters very much before OCR completely stops working. Most of the open-source ones don't even work if you have a lightly patterned background image - so at the very least, some kind of pre-filtering would need to take place.

    I think the research should concentrate on analysing the blocks of text that's always immediately below the image to fool Bayesian filters. More often than not, the words do not form sentences, or the sentences are taken from different sources and therefore have unrealistic topic variances. There must be a way of automatically deducing that a paragraph which appears to be about vegetable growing AND photocopier servicing is probably just SPAM text.

    In the meantime, is it possible to get SpamAssassin to give a high score to messages which contain a single EMBEDDED image and a big paragraph of text at the bottom? Or in fact ANY other SpamAssassin rules or add-ons which significantly increase the effectiveness for messages like this?

  80. If you can see it, it's not subliminal by Kodack · · Score: 1

    Yeah I looked at the gif. And I could clearly see the shift to "buy buy buy". If you can see the frames, it's not subliminal.

    Animated GIF's have a very limited frame rate and would not be possible in most circumstances to display a frame fast enough to escape notice.

    The fields on a TV screen flicker at 60 times a second yet our eyes are fast enough to register these changes and to see the alternating flicks.

    Film goes by at 24 frames per second and unless they added frames that resembled the frames around them, you would notice the abrupt change.

    Consider the final scene in the movie "Seven" when Brad Pitt's character sees an image of his wife for a frame before shooting Kevin Spacey's character. That lasted one frame out of 24 but was still enough to register.

    A far more effective technique for "subliminal advertising" would be for the person to not realize it's an advertisement at all, hence they wouldn't be conscious of the message. This happens all the time with viral marketing, and people who are paid to have conversations about a product in a public setting like bars and taverns.

    I think it has been proven that sub-aural and sub-visual manipulations are gimmicks that have no affect on the mind. At least from the standpoint of introducing un-seen messages to the brain. Manipulation of the overall movie to carefully craft a skewed perspective or point of view is far more effective.

    Like a Michael Moore "documentary" that shows a carefully thought out sequence of interviews and sound bites that lead the mind into seeing things in a limited way that the film maker wants you to see.

    Having said that, if you want to try a subliminal advertisement using an animated .GIF then try this. Have your bogus stock information on the screen, and have some frames change the words of a sentence to something else. As your reading my words here you are also conscious of the words around it and above and below it even though you're not reading them. So if you replace certain phrases with phrases like "Morgan Stanley approved" or "Bill Gates made $1,000,00 profit off this stock" or something like that then those messages would have far more of an impact. Or to do it really snarky like, do individual words like inserting words to make someone think they are missing out or to make it look more legitimate. All flashed for a few tenths of a second.

    Someone reading it will basically read what you wrote, but they will remember the other words and phrases even if they can't place them in context.

    Flashing "buy buy buy" in different sized letters does nothing.

  81. Re:Oblig. Family Guy Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smoke

  82. Negative messages could be harmful by Abrax · · Score: 0

    I am still against this as they could put negative messages in as well that could disturb people if it's proven to have any effect. 'Kill Yourself" etc. Testing should be done.

  83. Did it sell Spamming Services to stock-scammers? by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Rule 3: Spammers are stupid.

    Subliminal advertising doesn't have to successfully sell spamvertised products to end-users (in this case, stock to gullible investors.) If you're in the Spamming Services business, and somebody has a product they want to sell but doesn't have their own mail-sending infrastructure, subliminal messages are yet another trick to get them to hire you instead of hiring some other spammer to deliver their mail.

    After a while, the spammers will figure out that it's not working, but after a while, customers will figure out that Nigerian Herbal Fake Viagra doesn't work and that they haven't really won the Internet Lottery. Meanwhile, you've got their money, and when that trick stops working, you can find another one, and Rule 3 says there's some spammer out there who'll be happy to pay you to run it for him.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  84. Stock up 31% in response to slashdot article by simul · · Score: 1

    TMXO stock is up 31% following this slashdot article. So, animated GIF's do work to prop up stocks. Provided someone is generous enough to slashdot them.

    I made $700. I wish I put more in.

    - Erik