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  1. Re:Don't count on it being a hoax on Apple Deals with Devil, Communists · · Score: 1

    Well, wouldn't that mean the Koran is anti-christian as well? and the Dune books?

    hardly tolerant

  2. Karma don't matter 2 nite on Kazaa Lite: spyware-free version · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Karma don't matter 2 nite
    One more mod and it's -2
    Unlucky for him again
    He never had respect 4 karma it's true
    That's why he never wins
    That's why he never has enough
    2 post insightful thoughts alright
    And he just tacosnots in a huff
    And says 'Karma don't matter 2 nite'

    Karma don't matter 2 night
    It sure didn't matter yesterday
    Just when u think u've got more than enough
    That's when it all up and flies away
    That's when u find out that u're better off
    Makin' sure your troll's alright
    Cuz money didn't matter yesterday
    and it sure don't matter 2 nite

    etc.

    No, I'm not a troll. Nor do I have 50 karma to burn either. But somehow I just couldn't resist writing a slashdot filk on this.

  3. Rendez-Vous with Ramen on Space Ramen! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wanted to use that subject line...

  4. Nah---Just put in a click-thru agreement on Web-Surfing Indian Slum Kids Ask: "What's a Computer" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never mind the review board. I say: Just put in a clickthru agreement. This is cyberspace, after all.

  5. Re:R&J on 'Virtual' Child Porn Act Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Maybe the age of consent today should be raised to 32 then.

  6. first post! on Peer-to-Peer Networks Blocked in NZ · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp man yeaaaaaaa
    hahaha

  7. Re:Man, we have the lamest government on Patent Granted on Sideways Swinging · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yeah? LET's GO, eh?

    The hockey gloves are coming off , now!

  8. Re:Default should be deny. on Patent Granted on Sideways Swinging · · Score: 1

    patents are only valid in the country where they are granted. Also foreign person can file for a US patent as easily as an American.

  9. Obvious to person of ordinary ability in the field on Patent Granted on Sideways Swinging · · Score: 1

    Actually, this method is obvious to any person skilled in the field. In this case, it would not be an engineer but rather a 7-year old kid. Get several kids. Put them on swings. Ask them if they can go sideways without touching the ground.

  10. The Work-Game is also Heroinware on The Lure of Heroinware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah! ...and you forgot to mention, these heroineware-dealing corporations keep their employees addicted with rewards of equipment, money and status, to keep them playing. By playing the "work game", these unfortunate addicts build up their inventory and equipment, accumulating items such as cars, houses, furniture. These items allow them to "awe" their fellow players, thereby achieving a sort of social approval that they otherwise would not be able to get.

    The organizers of "work-games" also set up "quests" and "meetings" in which players assemble and engage in social interaction, all within the context of furthering their game goals. The quest for magical items and treasure brings together individuals who otherwise might not have much social interaction.

  11. Actually Disney should remake this on Blade Director to Adapt 'Akira' For Western Audiences · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disney could bring the artwork up to date, giving the characters a more modern, American look and feel. Like they did with Winnie the Pooh and Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. Robin Williams could add some comic relief. It'd be great.

  12. Re:just keep the original on Blade Director to Adapt 'Akira' For Western Audiences · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about trying to stick a fish in your ear? I think I read about it in a book, and it was supposed to work...

  13. Herbal drugs? on Behind The "Work-At-Home" Street Spam Signs · · Score: 1

    ...herbal drugs?

  14. Re:No prediction involved on Simulating Societies · · Score: 1

    Your point that people exhibit "bounded rationality", which I believe is true, actually lends support to the validity of these modules. For example, most of us are aware of the world beyond our immediate neighbours. But it is possible that, because of the heuristics that ultimately govern our behaviour, most of us end up making decisions that are primarily based on what we observe among those immediate neighbours. Ironically, these models may help jolt some people out of their patterns and enable them to go beyond their bounded rationality. By becoming aware that you aren't really factoring in all the knowledge available to you, you may be motivated to do so.

  15. What other entertainment is there? on Simulating Societies · · Score: 1

    What other entertainment is there? I'm bored and want to be amused, without paying "them".

  16. Open Soros advocacy? on Globalism, Corporatism and Open Source · · Score: 1

    Does that mean we openly admit to being Soros fans?

  17. Re:"Crowbar Made of Lies" on PC Prices to Rise? · · Score: 1

    *bangs head appreciatively*

  18. More engineering = Less art? on A Unified Theory of Software Evolution · · Score: 1

    Why does making software engineering more of an engineering science necessarily make it less of an art? Can't it be both? Shouldn't it?

  19. "Crowbar Made of Lies" on PC Prices to Rise? · · Score: 1

    heh, "crowbar made of lies" indeed. You should write a heavy metal song about that.

  20. PHB's don't care about the long run on Beware Employment Contracts · · Score: 1

    They want to look good now, get as much money as they can before they retire, and then leave.

  21. Corporate users don't overclock either on Paint Yourself An Athlon MP · · Score: 1

    The other good thing about this approach is that corporate customers, who are sensitive to warranties and need to cover their asses, will never overclock these processors. So, effectively, they can offer a bit of extra power as a sweetener, but only to techfreaks.

  22. Pure FUD on FCC Petitioned to Restrict 2.4GHz Band · · Score: 1

    The argument that neighborhood LANs necessarily freeload on ISP's bandwidth is FUD. 802.11b can supply the last mile while ISP's can charge for access to a proxy server or gateway. From a free market standpoint, this situation would be desirable because many isp's would be able to offer competing gateways and proxies, with different prices and packages. Since 802.11b takes care of the last mile, you can mix and match nntp server, smtp server, etc.

  23. Newfie Joke? on Airport Security vs. Cyborg Steve Mann · · Score: 1

    I think I should point out, for the benefit of non-Canadian readers, that St. John's is in Newfoundland, the province that newfies come from.

  24. Stupid: wetware solution to software problems on Cure For Bad Software? Legal Liability · · Score: 1

    The whole idea is wrong at a fundamental level. The problem lies in inadequate software. The proposed solution here is to throw legal wetware at security holes. The real answer is to educate users so that they can make intelligent choices about software use. As for legal liability, I think it should be left up to the contract: if an educated customer is willing to waive the right to sue Linus, he should be allowed to.

  25. Re:The Logic on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: 1

    And of course don't forget Peter Pan initiating an angeldust party with a bunch of kids in a bedroom.