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Airport Security vs. Cyborg Steve Mann

CompaniaHill writes: "The New York Times (free reg, etc.) has a story on University of Toronto engineering-professor-turned-cyborg Steve Mann's recent run-in with humorless airport security. Apparently his preplanning and documents were sufficient to get him through the Toronto airport security on his way to St. John's in Newfoundland, but not sufficient to get him through the St. John's airport security on his way home. Two days later, after strip-searches, forced removal of implants and x-raying and other ill-handling of delicate hardware, he returned home in a wheelchair. Mann's lawyer is attempting to recover the cost of the $56,800 in damaged hardware, while his doctors are studying his body's response to the removal of the implants, some of which he has had for over twenty years."

675 comments

  1. I always wondered what happened to that guy by carrolljim · · Score: 3, Informative

    Good Salon article at http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/1999/10/20/cybor g/ if anyone's interested in more...

    1. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by ChazeFroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      This new tool used at Atlanta's airport could have helped him.

    2. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by wraithgar · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yeah, that was a good article, and here is a link to the real url, no typos ;)

    3. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orlando, not Atlanta...but that's a neat toy, anyway :)

    4. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Milican · · Score: 1

      I remember the porn that showed up from weasels wandering around with sony cams with x-ray vision. I can only imagine what the airport security will end up showing on the Internet when they get this.

      JOhn

    5. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I remember the porn that showed up from weasels wandering around with sony cams with x-ray vision. I can only imagine what the airport security will end up showing on the Internet when they get this.

      Actually, I'd much prefer the full-body scan to the pat-down. Better security and less intrusive in that minimum-wage monkeys no longer have the opportunity to get their jollies by feeling you up.

      Also consider that by typing "naked fuckk babes" into the AOL search bar, even an airline-security goon can get better pr0n than what the full-body-scanning gear provides. (Though I admit I may be overestimating the intellectual capacity of our minimum-wage goons here.)

    6. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Kanasta · · Score: 1, Redundant
      You need to remove the space there

      Here's the lazy direct link version

    7. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha nice picture, it's a fat american.

    8. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 3, Funny

      enter borg

      "We are borg resistance is futile, you will be..."

      Airport Security: "Allright buddy, we already went through this before, he didnt get through either, now lets get you to the back room, for a.. personal inspection, and we dont want any bitching if blood spurts out.

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    9. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by carrolljim · · Score: 1

      Ah... my mistake. It was that *other* cyborg professor. Silly of me, eh?

    10. Re:I always wondered what happened to that guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually, I laugh at skin and bones Somalians.

      Is it another of those eurotrash things to want to look emaciated?

  2. Welcome to Canada... by decipher_saint · · Score: 3, Funny

    Welcome to Canada... bend over please.

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    crazy dynamite monkey
    1. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, not like there's any of that going on in the U.S. after all; you know, the DMCA, the SSSCA, the Federal Reserves, the "shadow government.." Gee, sure wish I lived in the U.S. Land of the free, home of the naive.

    2. Re:Welcome to Canada... by decipher_saint · · Score: 0, Troll

      As I am a Canadian citizen who has gone through our Country's retarded customs system I guess I should have rephraised that to:

      "Welcome back to Canada... bend over please"

      Whats that? Chinese refugees in shipping containers? Let 'em in please!

      --
      crazy dynamite monkey
    3. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you just stay away from the U.S. bitch. We don't anymore socialists here.

    4. Re:Welcome to Canada... by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 2
      People are only hassled once they're *inside* the borders; getting into the country is still dead easy, sad to say.

      --

      Java is the blue pill
      Choose the red pill
    5. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! We don't anymore socialists here!

      Dimwit.

    6. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you say may be true, but it's not relevant as a reply to a lighthearted jab at canada.

    7. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's people like you that make me feel ashamed to be an American. I bet you have a "Power of Pride" bumper sticker on your gas guzzling F250, opposite the Calvin-pissing-on-a-Chevy-symbol, and above the massive "No Fear" decal.

    8. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahah.. God I hate those decals..

    9. Re:Welcome to Canada... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      What kind of BS is that - how is it more less 'easy' to get into Canada vs. anywhere else? Sounds like youve been listening to too-much "terrorists come int o the US" Bullshit on T.V.

      time for some perspective James.

    10. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember not long ago noticing someone who had modified a 'No Fear' bumper sticker quite effectively. It was one where all the characters were upper case, so he'd cut it up and reordered it to read 'Fear On'.

    11. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly... I foolishly forgot my passport when I drove from Vancouver to Seattle a week ago. The US border guard gave me a friendly but firm warning to carry my passport next time, but he let me through. By contrast, when I came back home, the Canadian border guard gave me crap for not having my passport. News flash! There are no terrorists sneaking into Canada FROM THE US. There are only regular Canadians trying to sneak stuff from the mall back without paying GST, and the occaisional retired couple from Florida who neglect to mention the handgun under the drivers seat...

    12. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out, the scary political system might get you!

      We don't anymore socialists here.

      We can teach our children to spell & write sentances in Socialist Countries.

    13. Re:Welcome to Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We can teach our children to spell & write sentances in Socialist Countries.

      Really? What the fuck is a "sentance", moron?

    14. Re:Welcome to Canada... by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 1
      What kind of BS is that - how is it more less 'easy' to get into Canada vs. anywhere else?

      What kind of BS is that? I never said it was less easy to get into Canada. It's easy to get into the USA. Illegal immigrants abound. Sure, most aren't terrorist, but that wasn't my point. Despite all the rhetoric, security is still half-assed.

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      Choose the red pill
  3. cyborg? bah! by cygnus · · Score: 5, Funny

    my god! what good are cyborgs if they can't even contend with simple airport security officers?

    darth vader would be ashamed!

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    Just raise the taxes on crack.
    1. Re:cyborg? bah! by beee · · Score: 0, Funny

      ne1 heard about this SSSA thing??//
      <cmdrtaco9> newp
      <hemos> eh
      <COWBOYNEAL> MY BEDSORE HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S B-L-O-O-D-B-O-I-L, MY BEDSORE HAS A SECOND NAME, IT'S P-R-O-B-A-B-L-Y-M-A-L-I-G-N-A-N-T
      <chrisd> well its this new law they r trying 2 make and if u have linux on ur machien u can go 2 jail... or sumtimn
      <cmdrtaco9> W T Fffffff
      <hemos> goOd thing I live in hollandbeliguim
      <hemos> :^)
      <cmdrtaco9> thats sooOoo gay -- we should call the EFF
      <michael> i think the EFF blocked *@slashdot.org on their mail server and got the phone company to block any calls from your house, rob
      <cmdrtaco9> oh stfu
      <JonKatz> Hello my post-apocalyptic cyberpunk neurogenial school shooting probates
      <cmdrtaco9> wtf doze that mean
      <COWBOYNEAL> OK SERIOUSLY
      <COWBOYNEAL> LIKE
      <COWBOYNEAL> THEY NEED TO MAKE MICROWAVEABLE STEAK ALREADY
      <hemos> hahahaahah
      <michael> sigh.
      <JonKatz> bbl.
      <cmdrtaco9> u should make a ask slashdot post aboutt that cowboynael and u would find out
      <chrisd> IM tryING TO tALK abOUT THE SSSSSSA
      <chrisd> ITS A BAD LAW
      <COWBOYNEAL> IS IT A TARIFF ON PORK>?
      <COWBOYNEAL> HOLY BUDDAH MY WORST FEARS ARE REALIZED
      <cmdrtaco9> can u send me cowboy.bebop.se01.ep02.mpeg so me and my fiansee can watch it 2gethedr

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    2. Re:cyborg? bah! by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ol' Darth could have used the Force to get by. But what about Colonel Steve Austin? No way he'd get through - even if Rudy figured out some way to pass the X-Ray machine, the slow-motion running and ch-ch-ch-ch-ch sound effects would have been a dead giveaway....

    3. Re:cyborg? bah! by yintercept · · Score: 2

      Colonel Steve Austin jumps over security.

  4. Re:Frist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you suck it, you were beat by carrolljim by like a minute. Suck it. Suck it.

  5. Forced removal of implants? by lw54 · · Score: 1
    forced removal of implants

    How the heck do they force the removal of implants? Shouldn't they just say "Sorry, you can't board this plane?"

    1. Re:Forced removal of implants? by ghostlibrary · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After you _try_ to go through security, civil liberties get weird. You can't walk through with a gun, get caught, and say "oh, never mind, I just won't fly today". By then, there is suspicion of criminal behavior and you are, alas, in the mighty grasp of the underpaid, overworked, bitter security forces. Just walking away is no longer an option.

      But don't worry-- they only use their powers against terrorists and bad guys, right?

      --
      A.
    2. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Once you enter an airport, you are no longer free to leave, if a security officer has reason to suspect you are carrying contraband (be it drugs, weapons, explosives, etc.) You can and will be detained and searched, and arrested if you refuse to comply.

      You're not allowed to show up, hope you get past security, but if they stop you and want to pat your down, then decide you don't want to go through security after all. Tough break.

    3. Re:Forced removal of implants? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      I think the point was, the guy didn't really have any other way back home. The airline let him through on the initial trip. His problem was with the return trip.

    4. Re:Forced removal of implants? by erasmus_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still not satisfied, the guards took him to a private room for a strip-search in which, he said, the electrodes were torn from his skin, causing bleeding, and several pieces of equipment were strewn about the room.

      Man, that's not just bitter, that's just savage. I'm really disturbed just reading that. I feel that there is a lawsuit here based not only on equipment damage, but also on humiliation and emotional abuse. I mean, how can they possibly have the right to do that? I understand that you give up some civil liberties when there is suspicion at an airport, but those guards cannot cause you harm for no reason, I cannot believe they'd have that authority.

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    5. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Krapangor · · Score: 1

      Oh, forcing the removal of implants is very easy: you just need a knife (if the knife is also sharp then you know that you are served by a high quality airport).

      --
      Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    6. Re:Forced removal of implants? by xyzzy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yea, they might get weird, but not totally off the map! You don't GIVE UP all civil liberties in that case -- the guards can't rip your clothes off, steal your money, keep your possessions, kick you in the nads, and say "oh, sorry, we thought you had a bomb or were a criminal".

      If they suspected he had a bomb, it seems to me that there should have been a process that they followed, not just snapping things off at random! " Gee, what's this?" "Oh, just the power to my...pacemaker! "

      But then again, did anyone see the problems the WWII veteran with a *CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR* went through? Pretty much similar -- and this is a medal for which there are 40 living recipients.

    7. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if the knife is also sharp then you know that you are served by a high quality airport

      Its only 5 star airports, though, that sterilise said knife.

    8. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another -1 troll:

      I'm tired of these high school dropout security guards. Are they really that dumb not to recognize an internationally renowned professor? Oh yeah I forgot. They don't know anything about no universities and don't know how to work a computer. I guess they wouldn't know about this stuff. Maybe we ought to start killing off stupid people like they do in other countries. That way we'd gain at least some (illusion of) safety.

    9. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well im sure he concented to the strip search

    10. Re:Forced removal of implants? by m_evanchik · · Score: 3, Informative

      here's an editorial on that incident from the Washington times:

      http://www.washtimes.com/op-ed/20020202-32874615 .h tm

      Seems that the airport security weren't even aware of what the CMH was.

      Well at least the INS managed to get Mohammed Atta his student visa.

      From a personal point of view, however, I've not particularly noticed any inconvenience from heightened airport security, and I live in NYC.

      Frankly, I think this airport security frenzy is a great illustration of closing the barn door after the horse has run off.

    11. Re:Forced removal of implants? by bobibleyboo · · Score: 0

      Simpley put they do not have the right to do I and speaking as a canadian I hope that he holds them responsible for it. If I where his laywer I would be suing for more than the cost of the equipment.

    12. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh...
      cause ya, everyone knows what Steve Mann looks like... I saw him and Britney Spears on a bilboard just the other day

    13. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >WWII veteran with a *CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF
      >HONOR* ... [ lossy compression ] ... this is a
      >medal for which there are 40 living recipients.

      There are far more than 40 living recipients of the CMH. As of 16 July 2001, at least, there were 149 living recipients. I'd imagine several have died since then.

      Did you, perhaps, mean 40 living WW2 veterans holding the CMH? There were 60 about 8 months ago, 40 would seem about the right number today.

      http://www.mishalov.com/Living_MoH_Recipients.ht ml

      -l

    14. Re:Forced removal of implants? by kellin · · Score: 1

      Hope thats sarcasm. You dont "consent" to strip searches when going through security lines. They just do it if they suspect.

      --
      GWB to President of Brazil - "You have blacks, too?"
    15. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Svartalf · · Score: 2

      "Seems that the airport security weren't even aware of what the CMH was."

      Like the person in that Washington Post Op-Ed piece, I have serious problems with security people that don't know what the Congressional Medal of Honor is or the difference between a fake and live ammo.

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      I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
    16. Re:Forced removal of implants? by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      My guess is what happened is that Hoss got annoyed at the rent-a-cops, and the rent-a-cops used this as an excuse to delay him.

      There are two sides to the story, and we are just hearing one of them. The rent-a-cops probably were assholes, but my guess is that Hoss probably got unnecessarily huffy as well.

    17. Re:Forced Removal of Implants? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 3, Informative
      I was thinking about that. The Abiocor came to mind. It's powered by an external pack. I can just imagine a recipient trying to walk through and security ripping the thing away and killing him.

      Of course, one could conceivably acquire those parts, pack them with explosives, and board the plane pretending to have an artificial heart.

      --
      Dyolf Knip
    18. Re:Forced removal of implants? by mr100percent · · Score: 2

      Geez, I can't believe some people. If the bullet was drilled through, and on someone's keychain, how can they confiscate that?

      Maybe they're afraid you'll plug the hole, and add it into your "smuggled somewhere we probably missed" gun.

    19. Re:Forced removal of implants? by renehollan · · Score: 2
      If I where [sic] his laywer I would be suing for more than the cost of the equipment.

      I was under the impression that one can't collect punitive damages in civil suits in Canada. I distinctly remember a case where a woman who suffered severe emotional trauma was awarded the cost of her psychiatric visits, and no more.

      Besides, there are no rights in Canada... there is something called the "Notwithstanding Clause" in the 1982 patriated constitution. It basically says "these are your rights unless the government decides otherwise". The twisted reasoning was that, in a democracy, the (appointed) judiciary should not interpret the law, only the elected representatives should (ultimately). So, when the Supreme Court of Canada declared a law mandating unilingual French commercial signs in Quebec illegal, the government immediatly passed a law overulling that decision.

      Neither can a lawyer take a case on a contingency basis, so,,, no $$$, no justice. The reasoning is that this eliminates "ambulance chasers".

      Having lived in the U.S. (legally) since 1997, this Canadian still prefers the way the U.S. does (or at least is supposed to do) things, warts, DMCA, Patriot Act, and all (though I do think civil liberties are going to hell here).

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    20. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Besides, there are no rights in Canada... there is something called the "Notwithstanding Clause" in the 1982 patriated constitution.

      That's an important right within itself if you ask me. By not letting the citizens create the laws they may desprately need, you end up with situations like the American "right to bear arms" that's so outdated that its needed to be maniplated to fit in a less violent society (unless you really think the King of England will be coming over to take over your house).

    21. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By not letting the citizens create the laws they may desprately need, you end up with situations like the American "right to bear arms" that's so outdated..."

      HOLY FREAK'N CRAP!!!!

      I can't believe that you're actually defending the complete lack of rights we canadians have by using a basic lifeform's right (self-defence) as a example of a 'bad' right that we might wind up with if allowed free choice...!!!

      Let me use your own words as an example:

      "By not letting the citizens create the laws they may desprately need, you end up with situations like the American "right to -FREE SPEECH-" that's so outdated that its needed to be maniplated to fit in a less violent society (unless you really think the King of England will be coming over to -SHUT YOU UP-).

    22. Re:Forced removal of implants? by Jonny_Haircut · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you've missed the point completely.

      Laws, as well as "rights" are never absolutes. Without some mechanism of change in this area, you get such logical absurdities such as the constitutional amendments.

      I don't see how you can rail against something like the Not Withstanding clause (which you probably know nothing about) yet defend the ammendments which fundamentally change the character and nature of the constitution!

      If you, as a Canadian, can view the complacency and self-absorption of the bulk of the United States and still be as deluded as they are, you might as well move there; You would fit right in.

    23. Re:Forced removal of implants? by N3MCB · · Score: 1


      "Frankly, I think this airport security frenzy is a great illustration of closing the barn door after the horse has run off."

      I don't even think its doing that - the door is still open we've just put up a big sign that says its closed... my point is that there is no way to eliminate all potentialy deadly weapons from a given place. I remember clearly that during our instruction in "Officer Survival" in the police academy the instuctor repeatedly pointed out items that can be effectively used as improvised weapons. I can think of a number of items I saw just 2 months ago on an airplane that would have worked very well (most of them part of the plane's equipment, not carried by passengers).

      What we should do is allow appropriatly credentialed and trained police officers to carry their weapons. I'd even be willing to take the training on my own time. If its safe for the FBI to carry a firearm its safe for a state/local officer to do the same.

    24. Re:Forced removal of implants? by renehollan · · Score: 2
      By not letting the citizens create the laws they may desperately need

      Uh huh. So, when the KKK "desperately needs" to put "niggers" in "their" place, it should be easy to create a law that permits this?

      Application of the notwithstanding clause has reduced Canada, and particularly Quebec, to the land of mob rule.

      Far better to have a set of "inalianable" rights, that while not really absolute, are damn hard to officially take away. The public's apathy or inability to assert those right, is, of course, another problem.

      --
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    25. Re:Forced removal of implants? by m_evanchik · · Score: 2

      When you get down to it, most guns are not the best weapon to have on an airplane.

      Pressurized cabins don't like bullet holes. it's such a cramped crowded space that firing a gun will justy as likely hit a bystander as a hijacker.

      The 9-11 hijackings succeeded because noone on the planes expected the hijackers to be suicidal.

      A sharp mind is ultimately more dangerous than any weapon.

      Let's face it, just as a thought experiment, it's not too hard to figure out a way for a hijacker to use an armed passenger for his own benefit, or at least to effectively neutralize him.

      I am not claiming that we are defenseless against terrorists. My ultimate point is that it is adaptibility and quick situational thinking, not bureaucratized procedures, that will prove most effective against terrorists.

    26. Re:Forced Removal of Implants? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Iduno how much traveling is being done by Abiocor patients. Don't they only last a few months? And wouldn't the stress of pressure change fuck them up a little? I know I'd take greyhound in the unlikely event that I was doing any traveling.

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  6. Steve Mann by Xunker · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you who don't know, Prof. Mann is generally considered to be the "Father" of Wearable computers, having contstructed one of the first ones out of an Apple 2 in the early 80s to portably control his photographic equipment. He is now a professor at the University of Toronto; he also has an informative personal web page.

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    1. Re:Steve Mann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be one of the most confused and disorganised sites I have seen in a while

    2. Re:Steve Mann by Glytch · · Score: 2

      You don't visit the Portal of Evil very often, do you?

    3. Re:Steve Mann by jon_c · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I just found out Steve Mann. There was a film about him at SXSW called CyberMan. Pretty interesting (and sureal) flick.

      heres the little blorb about the film

      Part man, part machine, Steve Mann is a self-professed cyborg. Mann suggests we can reclaim our space by turning technology outwards and builds wearable computers in an attempt to alter his perceptions of reality. Cyberman is a layered and engaging look at our over-mediated world and one man's resistance to it.


      -Jon

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    4. Re:Steve Mann by Com2Kid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "do you geeks even know what day it is?"

      Of course we do, who the hell do you think INVENTED the calander system in the first place?

      Uh duh, ancient geeks.

      \ /
      \O O/
      OoO-OoO
      O O

      \._./
      ______
      | \_/ |
      -------

    5. Re:Steve Mann by steve_l · · Score: 1

      I always just filed him away as daft. He was banned from the MIT bookstore for reading books with a camera over his head right? And the girlfriends of his roommates were always nervous of him wandering around the house with the same camera...

    6. Re:Steve Mann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised he didn't get by on that alone. I thought Steve Mann was a relatively famous guy. Could he not have said, "hi, I'm a university professor famous for research in X, perhaps you saw the movie they made about me? I have more important things do do than blow people up."

    7. Re:Steve Mann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd hardly call "wearable" technology a "cyborg".

    8. Re:Steve Mann by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      OT Note: I am getting modded down for flaming a troll, LOL!

      Ah oh well with the recent crapfloodings of page widening posts I guess I can't really blame the mods for not reading at -1, thus they cannot see the prick of a post that I responded too, LOL!

      Seriously though, ASCII face and a flame towards a troll, whats not like? :)

  7. Face rec! Face rec! by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see that show on the MIT (IIRC) guy who had a wearable computer?

    Face rec, face rec!

    1. Re:Face rec! Face rec! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is him, you moron. He's now a professor at the University of Toronto.

    2. Re:Face rec! Face rec! by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      Well that's good... the program I watched was quite a few years ago, and I definitely didn't catch the name at the time.

      So despite your insult, I thank you for the information.

    3. Re:Face rec! Face rec! by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      > Anyone else see that show on the MIT (IIRC) guy who had a wearable computer?
      >
      > Face rec, face rec!

      Yeah, that's Steve.

      As long as we're on the subject - it's one of the supreme ironies that Steve's tech, hooked into a large database and facial recognition system, could have improved security. (I have a hunch Steve would be loath to sell his ideas to these bastards now.)

      No auto-scanning face-recognition cameras - just a guy wearing cool shades who looks at you, and your name pops up in front of his face.

      When your face comes up clean, you get a "Welcome to America."

      When Charles Manson tries it, the screener gets "Armed and dangerous. SWAT team notified. Ask him about the weather and stall him for another 30 seconds." Chucky doesn't know what hits him.

      When Joe Sixpack tries it, the screener gets "10 outstanding warrants. Hand over to secondary inspectors immediately."

      When an 80-year-old general tries it, the screener gets "Hey, asshole, don't you recognize a Medal of Honor when you see one? Let him through!" flashed onto his screen.

      (Of course, when Mohammed Atta tries it, the screener gets "INS says he's a student at flight school who hasn't collected his visa notification yet, so let him on!", but that's not the fault of the wearable computer and augumented memory system, it's the fault of INS - the only organization capable of making airline security drones look like geniuses.)

  8. Wages. by saintlupus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, I can totally cripple someone far more learned than me _and_ make seven dollars an hour! Woo-hoo!

    Seriously, though, next time, take another route home. Zeppelin or something.

    --saint

    1. Re:Wages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Wow, I can totally cripple someone far more learned than me _and_ make seven dollars an hour! Woo-hoo!

      Yeah, this guy was probably making seven dollars Canadian an hour. Plus he has to pay extra for blank cd's.

    2. Re:Wages. by rlowe69 · · Score: 2

      Seriously, though, next time, take another route home. Zeppelin or something.

      All kidding aside, Newfoundland is an ISLAND. There aren't too many ways off of it - and taking a ferry with your car takes a good chunk of time. That is, if the professor can even drive.

      Driving from Newfoundland to Toronto would probably take 2 or 3 days, for someone that doesn't travel by car a lot. Heartier drivers might be able to do the whole thing in 24 hours.

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    3. Re:Wages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Like it's hard to take a ferry to Nova Scotia (an overnight trip, granted), and then the railway back to TO.

      If it was that much of an issue, he could have.

    4. Re:Wages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I can totally cripple someone far more learned than me

      "'lernd', lisa, it's 'lernd'"

    5. Re:Wages. by ramb · · Score: 1

      Well the ferry doesn't meet the train. No trains in North Sydney where the ferry puts in. Best bet is to hitch a ride into Sydney and rent a car, or walk ~2 km to the bus station. I really like the ferry, but the connections and sail times kinda suck.

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    6. Re:Wages. by lblack · · Score: 2

      You can catch the bus from North Sydney up to Halifax, and then it's only about a 10-15 minute walk to the train station, if you're vigorous.

      Or a $6 cab ride.

      Let's talk local geography, baby!

    7. Re:Wages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think you'll find it's lernd, Pepe.

    8. Re:Wages. by ramb · · Score: 1

      Yeah but Halifax is no good when I'm trying to get to NB ;)

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  9. Forced Removal of Implants? by dotderf · · Score: 1

    What the hell? What if someone has a pace maker? And X-Ray radiation really isn't the type of stuff that you want to play around with. I hope he takes them for all they're worth.

  10. Implants? by Renraku · · Score: 1, Funny

    A penile implant, with sufficent force, can be used as a weapon.

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    1. Re:Implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A penile implant, with sufficent force, can be used as a weapon.

      An erection, with sufficient force, can be used as a weapon. So what?

      I carry two weapons at my side at all times; my fists. A fucking butter knife or a cyborg's sunglasses don't bother me.

    2. Re:Implants? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but an artificial one could have higher density and be harder, and would no doubt withstand longer-duration beating.

    3. Re:Implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do remember that your fists are still pretty good. Bone is much stronger than steel, and muscles have great power density and flexibility. One really significant improvement would be to reattach the muscles to the bones for greater leverage. Most of the difference is nerves/repair and training.

    4. Re:Implants? by jeek · · Score: 1

      Dude, all you need is a few of those "581% more sperm" pills, and you can flood the plane.

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  11. NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    does anyone have a generic login for NYT? it appears they bashed the slashdot2000/slashdot2000 one

    1. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try

      screw_me / sssss

      cypherpunks / cypherpunks

    2. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Whoever has the account "aaaaa" changed the password (was "aaaaa"). Damn. There is a solution, however -- Slashdot editors please take notes:

      If you open a NYT article and press the "Print this article" button, you're taken to a link that does not require an account. So if you're going to submit a story with a NYT link please go to the "Print this article" page and post that link, then we'll all be able to read the story.

      It's getting so that I hardly bother reading /. stories that reference the NYT (why oh why did the owner of "aaaaa" change their password?)

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    3. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or garbagecow / garbagecow

    4. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2

      Nevermind. They closed the loophole.

      --
      If all this should have a reason, we would be the last to know.
    5. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by gatekeep · · Score: 1

      Again, slightly OT in response to the parent...

      I dunno, maybe someone at the New York Times saw a few hundred (thousand?) connections coming from different IPs logging in as 'aaaaa?'

    6. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who reads Arstechnica knows that you can just log in using ID 'Arstechnica', and password of the same. But, yeah, it'd be cooler if you didn't have to go through that step.

    7. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Since we see their ads no matter how we log in, I fail to see what difference it makes. The NYT is telling us loud and clear that they don't give a damn about our desire for anonimity and privacy. But then, given their view of everything west of the Hudson and south of Coney Island, what did I expect?

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    8. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Don't blame poor "aaaaa". Likely, NYT noticed that he was logging in 10,000 times within the space of an 6 hours, and got suspicious.

    9. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdotid/slashdot still works...

    10. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by dytin · · Score: 1

      It's getting so that I hardly bother reading /. stories that reference the NYT

      Good Grief! Is it really that hard to just register your own account, it takes about all of 5 seconds and its not like you even have to give out any real information. In the time it took you to complain about free registration, you could have already registered an account.

    11. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      How about a page that doesn't require any login at all?

      The story, sans login. This can be replicated for every single NYT story on Slashdot or any other site via this page.

    12. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whenever I go to a site that requires some stupid registration I always use cypherpunk/cypherpunk. If enough people do it, the internet becomes easier for everyone.

    13. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Pete+(big-pete) · · Score: 1

      Okay try this then:

      Login: test-account
      Password: testtest

      -- Pete.

    14. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who want it... I setup a new account.

      user name: slashdotuser4
      password: slashdot

      Have fun guys!

    15. Re:NYT login (slightly OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this one has always worked for me

      login: nytsucks
      pass: nytsucks

  12. ID papers for implants by bryan1945 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought that people with metal implants got papers stating what kind of implant and where they are? Even so, that treatment was utter bull; you'd think that at a certain point you would just know that the guy is ok!

    Anyway, if he's a cyborg, why not just strap on the optional jet pack and fly there yourself? ;)

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    1. Re:ID papers for implants by someme · · Score: 1

      For a moment you had me thinking about what mental implants are.

    2. Re:ID papers for implants by Covant · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the story says that the papers were sufficient in Toronto, but weren't in St. Johns.

      Maybe the bustling St. Johns airport security guards had never seen those type of papers, nor believied that a person could have any sort of implant.

      In either case, it's pretty outrageous.

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      "Peace, Love and Apathy"
    3. Re:ID papers for implants by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1



      Give the article a quick read, it's worth it this time. They mention that he not only had papers explaining all of his equipment, but he also had some papers signed by doctors (indicating the medical nature of the equipment I'm assuming), and he called the airport ahead of time and notified the appropriate authorities. The authorities response to the problem was effectively that "they don't talk to the workers" - or at least that was what the response sounded like to me, heh.

    4. Re:ID papers for implants by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I must have mis-read it, I thought he was ok one way in St. Johns, but got caught up coming back the other way in St. Johns. Sorry about that.

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    5. Re:ID papers for implants by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I think my attention wandered at the end- I knew he got through one way fine, but his return trip got screwed. Meaning his stuff was good one way, but not the other?

      Thanks, I'll go re-read now.

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  13. Problem? by Covant · · Score: 1

    Seriously? What serious harm could they have thought he could really do?

    "Oh my god, he's going to TYPE SOMETHING"

    geez.

    This is even worse than them rifling through my PDA when I get on the plane.

    --
    "Peace, Love and Apathy"
    1. Re:Problem? by zaffir · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First off, airport security guards aren't the most intelligent form of life on this planet. If they were they wouldn't be working a $7/hour job.

      Secondly, Mann, with wires sticking out of him and such, might have looked like a walking bomb to these people. If someone can hide C4 in his shoe, but get busted because of some detonator wires, someone else could just fake a computer, only in the "battery" pack on his hip stick a big block of C4.

      What, a detonator? No, those are my LCD glasses...

      Someone with something more than a room-temperature IQ could have checked with the proper people and avoided this whole thing.

      Still, would you have rather had this happen, or have some whacko posing as a "cyborg" board a 747 and blow it to bits in the middle of the Atlantic? Where the security guard's actions correct? No.

      --
      "Upon attaching the waterblock to my penis, I began to notice that I know nothing about computers." -- JRockway
    2. Re:Problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats funny. I would turn on my pda and prove it worked. If it didnt, well i would sue them. There is no way i could possibly lose. Yes you would think so, however, i would take it to the supreme court. You know people do have rights.

    3. Re:Problem? by Kyani · · Score: 1

      Still, would you have rather had this happen, or have some whacko posing as a "cyborg" board a 747 and blow it to bits in the middle of the Atlantic? Such a bad argument to make....either it's OK to violate someones privacy or planes blow up. That's the sort of fear tactic that's supposed to make everyone feel good about an increasing police state and reduction in personal liberties. All the peons at security had to do was verify Mann's status as a U of T prof, and that he's had these implants for many years. Does this mean he wouldn't blow up a plane? No. But does it make it very likely that he wouldn't? You bet. To escalate security procedures they're supposed to need probable cause. Did that exist here? I don't think so.

    4. Re:Problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he might have had a 2kt nuclear warhead hidden in his wearable computer. Ya never know! :)

    5. Re:Problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for some reason all airport security people have been told that laptops are bombs, and the way to check wether or not they really are laptops, as opposed to bombs, is to boot the thing up.

      presumably if it boots, its not a bomb.

      thankfully nobodys told them yet that it would be rediculously easy to hide a bomb inside a laptop WITHOUT disabling it entirely.

      ever since sep 11 ive just considered air travel to be a thing of the past. not because im afraid of being hijacked, but more because im afraid of some pinheaded jackass forcing draconian rules on me while i wait in line to board.

      with all the "security" measures in place nowadays its usually faster to drive there anyway.

    6. Re:Problem? by zaffir · · Score: 1

      I agree that the guards were WAY out of line, they should have contacted a superior if they didn't know who/what Mann was. However, i would rather have had them be cautious instead of lazy. Imagine the media frenzy there would be had someone posing as Mann boarded a plan and blew it to smitheriens(sp).

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  14. again airport security are idiots. by edrugtrader · · Score: 5, Interesting

    if anyone read my post a week ago, airport security is simply retarded. they decide they are going to nail someone and they do just that.

    me and my girlfriend had to wait for 2 minutes while they chemical tested all of luggage and carry ons, and shoes and purses for explosives. this was because her shoes (complete with metal shoe lace ends) set off the metal detector.

    later in the trip tourists are posing with the reserve offices for pictures... i saw this many times. tourists have their arms inches away from machine guns carried by 5 foot tall women and all the airport cares about are my stinky shoes.

    then the kicker is the woman on the airplane knitting with HUGE knitting needles.

    this guys sensor that opens doors is going to do about as much damage as my stinky shoe. yes, when i fly i want to be safe, and that is why i defend the 'fly naked' campaign.

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    1. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Shoe lace ends are called aglets.

    2. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No offense to our National Guard members, but I would not want to trust my life to someone dedicated to serve 2 weeks a year and 1 weekend a month, which usually involves doing as little as possible in traditional government fashion.

      Seriously, as the original poster pointed out, their presence at airports is actually a very high cause for concern, NOT the other way around. (how hard would it be to grab the gun from the 5 foot tall woman.) (used to have a girlfriend in the Guard, about 5 ft tall also)

    3. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but when I went through security in December, in Norfolk VA, the NG were toting M16's!!!

      Oh, and I know, all that stuff about how the national guard answers to the state etc. What a crock. If General X called the NG and said you'll do X, I can bet they will - state authority or no.

      Sheesh!

      Cheers!

    4. Re:again airport security are idiots. by jeffehobbs · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      Dear "eDrugTrader",

      You had to wait for 2 minutes? OHMYGOD. If you need someone to hold your hand while you come to grips with this, I'm here. I'm here.

      ~jeff

    5. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well donen't that just beg the question...

      ...why?

    6. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something to do with latin, and ornamental pins.

    7. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      True. I flew last week and here are my observations:
      • JFK: NG troops have M-16s (or AR-15s) on their backs--they may as well be unarmed or wearing bullseyes. Two NGs at each entrance. My guess is safety off or round not chambered. Either way they would be fumbling for their weapons (ever tried to grab something that's hanging over your back, especially when someone is shooting at you???) if the shit went down in the terminal. They are easy targets, and a quick terrorist could get two free bullethoses off of two quick shots. Grade: F
      • Paris: CRS troops carrying subbies, finger on the trigger. Grade: A
      • Rome: Carabinieri troops w/ subbies & full-size bullethoses of various origin. Hand on the grip. Grade: A
      • Istanbul: Similar to Rome. Grade: A

      Conclusion: for the most part (except for the phish-head wannabe Richard Reid fiasco...), the European airports know what the fuck they are doing. They can kill a terrorist within seconds. The American airports are still run by a bunch of fucking amateurs.

    8. Re:again airport security are idiots. by steve_l · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I had a run in 2 years ago with an alcohol burning camping stove going in the hold, all nice and empty. I got the 'why are you endangering the plane' lecture; trying to explain that they were selling the fuel and encouraging people to buy in litres got too complex. I saw where things were going and let them confiscate it before they took me into the side room.

      once you start having exceptions to security rules, even sensible ones, you have to have smarter staff, and that just costs more.

    9. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      JFK: NG troops have M-16s (or AR-15s) on their backs--they may as well be unarmed or wearing bullseyes. Two NGs at each entrance. My guess is safety off or round not chambered.

      Most of the NG troops don't even have a clip in the rifle. You don't exactly want your weekend warrior types shooting off rounds accidentaly.

      The guards carrying guns at European airports are typically elite units that specialise in armed security.

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    10. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its because of commie women politicians in the US government that are afraid the guns would offend someone if they appeared to be prepared to use them.

    11. Re:again airport security are idiots. by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Insightful
      European airports know what the fuck they are doing. They can kill a terrorist within seconds
      That's great news. Anyone thinking of hijacking an airport terminal and flying it into a building is going to think twice now.

      Or would you hijack a terminal and fly it into a plane? I don't know...

      Personally I'm convinced this is the most absurd crap I've heard in a long time (not your comments, I mean the whole security-at-airports thing.) I went through Boston Logan a few weeks ago, which has taken the stunning step of outfitting its security people in militaristic uniforms as its first defense against evil terrorists. Right.

      And as I accidentally forgot to take my watch off before I went through the metal detector, I got subjected to the full search. Have the wand waved over you, take your shoes off, be patted down several times, shoes going through X-ray, etc. This pointless charade was made a little more bearable by the fact they were similarly tormenting some woman in her seventies next to me - they obviously were searching anyone.

      And I put my shoes on, wandered to the bar, got myself a pint of Sam Adams, served in a plastic glass because, well, those nasty terrorists could abuse cans... and pondered in how many ways I could have circumvented security right then.

      A shard of glass in my hair would have gone unnoticed. Probably would have in my luggage too. But the kicker I thought was the stuff that's clearly not a weapon that could have been in my bag ready to be turned into one. Have you ever taken an empty Cola can and ripped it in half? Makes a "box cutter" look like something you'd let a three year old play with doesn't it? Can you see Boston Logan security telling anyone to get rid of the can of cola in their luggage?

      The solution has been staring everyone in the face since 9/11, and nobody wants to do it because, geez, we'd have to add $10 to every airticket, and that's taxation, and everyone hates taxes right? It's the air marshall system - put an armed guard on every flight, well trained, no nonsense, plain clothed for what extra security that gives. And while you're at it, train the crews.

      But instead we go for crap like this - we search everyone, uselessly, pointlessly, invasively. Some go through saying that, gosh, they feel so darned safe now! And the rest of us go through counting the number of weapons we could have sneaked through. And the terrorists... well, if a complete idiot can see how to get semtex on board a plane, and by all accounts, the individual who did just that last Christmas was just that, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to work out what the future entails.

      The only reason we haven't had a hijacking since 9/11 is because the terrorists know that the passengers of any plane hijacked will gladly give their lives to get the plane out of the hands of the hijackers. They learnt that forty-five minutes into their first attempt, over Pennsylvania. No amount of extra scanning, body searches, and roughed up suspects, will make a difference when the terrorists strike next, only whether the terrorists believe they can get away with it.

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    12. Re:again airport security are idiots. by invenustus · · Score: 2
      The solution has been staring everyone in the face since 9/11, and nobody wants to do it because, geez, we'd have to add $10 to every airticket, and that's taxation, and everyone hates taxes right?
      The people who generally oppose new taxes on principle are NOT the people who supported federalizing airport security. The current system was supported by federal politicians who wanted to add a whole new army of workers to federal payrolls, who'd join federal labor unions, and pay union dues to chip into political campaigns.

      Another good idea would be to hold airlines accountable for events like 9/11. Taxpayers REWARDED them for that debacle to the tune of $15 billion. WTF?!
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    13. Re:again airport security are idiots. by aminorex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Knitting needles?!?! Why, she could have been
      knitting an.... AFGHAN!

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    14. Re:again airport security are idiots. by aminorex · · Score: 2

      > uselessly, pointlessly, invasively.

      I personally think it should be self-evident to any
      educated person that such expensive and painful
      policies are not adopted uselessly and painlessly.
      (I can't argue about "invasively".) The only
      questions are "what is the use?", "what is the
      point?".

      Here's a reasonable hypothesis: We are under
      de facto martial law, in direct contravention of
      the Posse Commitatus Act, and the purpose is to
      condition the populace to unquestioning obedience
      to the surveillance state.

      If you think my hypothesis unreasonable, I invite
      you to suggest a superior alternative.

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    15. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A proper rifle holster allows someone to unsling a rifle really, really quickly. Maybe two seconds into firing position.

      Of course, the guardsmen probably didn't even have bullets on them...

    16. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in San Francsico, one of them actually shot him/herself while loading the weapon. We need to get real cops in the airports ASAP! I know they're well intentioned, but the NG is just not competent to perform police duties.

    17. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mike@kristopeit.com - two minutes is NOTHING.

      (sorry, nobody read your post a week ago)

    18. Re:again airport security are idiots. by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Military doctrine is set based on the expected threat.

      Before 9/11 the US doctrine towards hijackings was to cooperate, get the plane on the ground, then negotiate. Needless to say, no one ever anticipated that particularly horrific use of airplanes (mainly most people felt that training a pilot for a one shot mission was silly).

      Since then, airports and airplanes have been slowly attempting to adapt to this new "reality" and are trying to make it more difficult to get weapons on board to prevent a hijacking.

      They are NOT trying to prevent a random/terrorist nut job who decides to walk into an airport and start shooting. (Just look at the Arrivals area of ANY airport and you see that there is little to no control of the entrance/exit.)

      Rome and Istanbul *ARE* worried about terrorist/freedom fighters/seperatist groups that want to shoot a whole bunch of people. Because of this they have different doctrine.

      Personally, I'd hate to see someone trying to use an M16 to stop a single individual. Automatic weapons are designed for filling a space with a lot of lead, not for target shooting. (Ask any Army person about "grazing fire".)

      So, they're trying to adjust to the new threat and are slowly coming up with ideas that will work.

      BTW - The possibility of another incident like 9/11 is almost nill. The whole operation depended completely on the element of surprise, the fact that the fourth plane failed once the passengers knew what has happening shows the difficulty of pulling off such an action.

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    19. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you think carrying the weapons on their backs is bad, I'd hate to hear what you think of there not being any ammo in the weapon at all. They are for show, nothing more. The powers that be would never allow someone to carry a fully loaded automatic weapon in an airport, it's too easy to take away. Their side-arms may be loaded but not the assault rifles...

    20. Re:again airport security are idiots. by aluminumcube · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Skippy the Air Marshall is on about his 300th flight with absolutly no incident when a passenger, who has clearly been drinking, begins to get beliggerant with a flight attendent. Skippy sees the chance to actually do his job for once, and stands up to go arrest the prick.

      As he walks towards the incident scene, he identifies himself as a US Air Marshall (he probably doesn't even pull out his weapon, no need to). Once he closes in on the drunk guy, 3 others stand up, as if on que, and overpower Skippy. His pistol is taken, Skippy's head is blown off to scare the crap out of anyone and now the terrorists are fully armed. Heck, if Skippy is a cowboy, he might even carry a backup weapon, which is now also in the hands of said terrorists.

      All of this happened because we decided that to quell the American people, putting an armed air marshall on EVERY flight would be a good idea (I mean, it sounds really good). In effect however, this simply contributes to the problems that allowing the 4 9/11 flighs to be overtaken in the first place: fixed security systems can always be overcome. Remember Gen Patton, "Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man."

      They can be probed, studied, planned for, overcome and (in this instance) actually leveraged to gain more power. Clearly the people who are willing to do these acts are smart enough to figure these things out. I am a lowley industrial designer who has helped develope some equipment for special operations forces, I can't imagine what lovely ideas the snake eaters could come up with to overcome an Air Marshall.

    21. Re:again airport security are idiots. by egeorge · · Score: 2, Insightful
      the passengers of any plane hijacked will gladly give their lives to get the plane out of the hands of the hijackers.

      From my point of view, this is the ultimate in security. Air marshals are a huge step forward, but the only way people ever really feel safe is when they know that the guy sitting next to them is on their side. An individual is much more likely to rush a hijacker if they know there are 10 guys right behind him. Strict security scans actually degrade this confidence because people see their fellow passengers interrogated and start to wonder "which passenger here is a terrorist? Who will really back me up?"

    22. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      The solution has been staring everyone in the face since 9/11, and nobody wants to do it because, geez, we'd have to add $10 to every airticket, and that's taxation, and everyone hates taxes right? It's the air marshall system - put an armed guard on every flight, well trained, no nonsense, plain clothed for what extra security that gives. And while you're at it, train the crews.

      Actually, I'm pretty sure that's been suggested (see the last two bullets).

    23. Re:again airport security are idiots. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      You mean like in Heinlin's The Puppetmasters where everyone had to walk around naked to show they weren't carrying an alien?

    24. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      JFK: NG troops have M-16s (or AR-15s) on their backs
      [snip]
      Paris: CRS troops carrying subbies, finger on the trigger. Grade: A
      Rome: Carabinieri troops w/ subbies & full-size bullethoses of various origin. Hand on the grip. Grade: A
      Istanbul: Similar to Rome. Grade: A


      I wonder which is better: The odds of a firefight against terrorists breaking out at an airport, or the odds of a soldier with their finger on the trigger slipping on some split coffee?

    25. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Agreed. My wife and I were in India in Oct/Nov of last year. (Detroit -> Amsterdam -> Mumbai -> Bangalore -> New Delhi -> Amsterdam -> Detroit). In all three Indian airports, our carryons, tickets, and boarding passes were inspected 3 very thorough times before we got on the plane. To go through the metal detectors, you step up two stairs so that your body can be more conveniently wanded as well as forcing your feet to be checked. There were guards next to every plane parked on the tarmac and it looked like they inspected the maintance workers before they were allowed to do their work. Amsterdam had a reasonable interview process (Who are you? What do you do for a living? Why are you traveling? etc.). The US? Same old pathetic might-be-working xray machines as pre 9/11.

    26. Re:again airport security are idiots. by aluminumcube · · Score: 1

      Actually, there has already been at least one, ahem, incident...

      National Guardsman Shoots Self in Butt

      Sorry it comes from such a weird news source, but it really did happen, it was all over the local news.

    27. Re:again airport security are idiots. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      So, the results is that...terrorists have control of the airplane. As opposed to not having a sky marshal, and having the terrorist pull out a glass knife from where he's sown it inside his shoe, and...take over the plane without a fight?

      Just because you can think of situtations where a sky marshal fails doesn't mean that having one is worse than not having one. The situtation you gave is in no way worse than not having a sky marshal, except that the terrorists now have a single gun.

      And your situtation is silly, anyway. Airlines already have people to deal with drunken passagers. You specifically write the rules where sky marshals only react if people take over the plane, not any random drunk.

      (Of course, another way to keep anyone from ever taking over an airplane again is to stop worrying about security, or who you let on the plane, or if they're carrying a small nuclear bomb. You just give everyone a 'dump all fuel' button at their seat. Someone's going to push their button when terrorists take over the plane, forcing the plane to land right then, terrorist's plans be damned. The only problem there is idiots who press their button when terrorists haven't taken over the plane, but five years in prison for that ought to cure most people of it. (If it's not safe to dump the fuel randomly, substitute 'jam close the fuel lines', or anyting which requires the plane to land in five minutes or less.))

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    28. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Maverick2219 · · Score: 1

      "Personally, I'd hate to see someone trying to use an M16 to stop a single individual. Automatic weapons are designed for filling a space with a lot of lead, not for target shooting."

      Actually, the NG troops at the airports are using M16A2's which don't have a full auto selector on them. They use three-shot burst, and single shot. More than likely they are restricted to single shot. I just hope they're using JHP rounds otherwise there's a good chance for overpenetration of would-be targets.

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    29. Re:again airport security are idiots. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >As opposed to not having a sky marshal, and having the terrorist pull out a glass knife from where he's sown it inside his shoe, and...take over the plane without a fight?

      I can fight someone with a glass knife -- they have to be within the distance of my fist before they can hurt me with it (unless they are particularly skilled). It would probably take quite a few slashes with the knife before they'd be able to kill me, ensuring that I'd have a chance to hurt them. Do that five (or less) more times and the person should be KO and the crisis averted.

      If they have a gun they only need to see me to kill me with it. All the hijacker needs to do is be out of arms reach of anybody and he has control of the airplane.

      In this case I prefer that the threat be standing next to me.

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    30. Re:again airport security are idiots. by yo5oy · · Score: 1

      jam close the fuel lines? wtf? that's perfect for terrorism, disrupt all flights across the world by pressing a button. Do you really even trust the mouth breathing meathead sitting next to you with your life on a 24 hour flight to Australia over large bodies of water?

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    31. Re:again airport security are idiots. by SailorBob · · Score: 1
      The solution has been staring everyone in the face since 9/11, and nobody wants to do it because, geez, we'd have to add $10 to every airticket, and that's taxation, and everyone hates taxes right? It's the air marshall system - put an armed guard on every flight, well trained, no nonsense, plain clothed for what extra security that gives. And while you're at it, train the crews.

      As far as I know that's what Israel has been doing since the 70's. No bullshit , just reasonable searchs to make sure people don't have major weapons or bombs, anything else can be handled by the sky marshal and crew.

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    32. Re:again airport security are idiots. by larage · · Score: 1

      Last time I came from France to the US, I took all my bags (in a hurry as usual), went through 2 X-Ray detector, I was hand searched at the gate, my bag were hand searched too, all that at Charles De Gaulles and I landed at SFO. When unpacking my luggage at home in SF, I noticed that I had took my "collage" tools in MY HAND LUGGAGE that I had next to my feet during the whole flight. This included: 1 tiny paper cutter, 1 medium light cardboard cutter, 1 HUGE bowie-size hard cardboard cutter. No detection, not found during search. Fly naked??? Year, You can even fly pealed. There will always be some risks. Be it in Europe or the US or elsewhere. No need to bash such or such airport security.

    33. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. US Airport security is nothing compared to its European counterparts. I work overseas and consequently fly back and forth 4-5 times a year with a large amount of camera equipment in my backpack. Almost every US airport forces me to open my bag and they dig around looking for stuff. They see a camera and a bunch of large lenses, think "ooh, shiny", and let me go on. German airports, however, force me to take my lenses out, remove the caps, and let them look through them. Sadly, the green suiters in US airports are a far cry from the type of soldiers that are really required.

    34. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Kayback-OTFF · · Score: 1

      Actually the M-16 is a very versatile weapon.

      The 5.56x45mm round it fires is a capable man stopper, with little chance of over penetration. Its one of the best systems for stopping human atackers.

      The only drawback is the M16 is a little long.

      As for "filling the space with lead" well the M16 was issued in 3 variants, the M16, the M16A1 and the M16A2. Not I don't know what vatiants these guys youare talking about had, but the origional M16 with the triangular handguard has safe, semi and full auto settings.

      The slightly revamped M16A1 has a circular handguartd, and safe, semi and full auto settings.

      The latest issue M16,the M16A2 has Safe, semi and 3 round burst.

      As you can see the point I'm trying to make is all these weapons have a SEMI AUTOMATIC setting.That means one click one bullet. Like a pistol. Only with greter chance of stoppign an atacker.

      The M16 weapons system is capable of engaging man sized targets out to 300m easily. On semi auto. I doubt weither they would be firing at anything even CLOSE to this range inside a building. Even the NG should be able to make multiple hits on a person at under 100m ranges.

      As for the Paris troops with the finger on the trigger, as said before, this isn't smart. The 4 main rules for firearm handleing are 1) all guns are alway loaded 2) keep your finger off the trigger until ready to fire 3)never let the muzzle cover anything you aren't willing to destroy and 4) be sure of your target and the beyond.

      Now these guys are breaking one of these rules. Mistakes happen. Thats why people keep the finger off the trigger. These guys might have a different training system, but I would still feel safer without the finger on the trigger.

      BUT! None of these people are actually meant to enter into a gunfight with maddned terrorists. They are meant to provide visible policing. All this is meant to do is remind the public that there is someone watching them. They are also there to provide support should anything happen, but they are really there to be seen.

      PS with propper training you can actually shoulder a slinged weapon suprisingly fast.

      KBK

    35. Re:again airport security are idiots. by stray · · Score: 1

      i hope none of them actually have their fingers on the trigger, rather stretched along the trigger casing...?

    36. Re:again airport security are idiots. by bungo · · Score: 2


      European airports know what the fuck they are doing. They can kill a terrorist within seconds

      That's great news. Anyone thinking of hijacking an airport terminal and flying it into a building is going to think twice now.

      Or would you hijack a terminal and fly it into a plane? I don't know...


      The main reason the security is the way it is in quite a few European airports is to fight terrorism, but is not specifically against someone trying to hi-jack a plane. It more targeted against someone wanting to cause terror inside the airport itself.

      For example, if you leave a bag unattended anywhere in London Heathrow, it will be noticed, and if no owner if found, then there's a good chance the immediate area will be evacuated and the bag will be blown up.

      This security has existed throught out Europe many years before Sept 11th - which also explains why the Europeans are better currently that US airports.

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    37. Re:again airport security are idiots. by grarg · · Score: 1

      The only reason we haven't had a hijacking since 9/11 is because the terrorists know that the passengers of any plane hijacked will gladly give their lives to get the plane out of the hands of the hijackers.

      I never heard about any passengers springing into action when show-bomb guy was sitting there trying to blow them all up...

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    38. Re:again airport security are idiots. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      Skippy the Air Marshall isn't going to be armed with a gun. Guns in planes are bad things. Skippy will be armed, but with something that's not likely to kill everyone on board if he or she uses it. There was a outcry after 9/11 from some of my more NRA-orientated friends who thought that they ought to allow passengers to carry guns on flights for "self defense" which missed the whole point of why the things are banned from flights - they're banned for the same reason as bombs are banned. Indeed, as a scuba diver, I'm not allowed to take my air tanks on board either (I can't even put those in my check-in luggage, yet someone can put a loaded gun in their check-in stuff if they want. Is that sane?) It's all for the same reason.

      I know that wasn't the main point of what you were saying, but I thought I'd mention it.

      As others have said, air crews already have effective procedures for dealing with drunks. There'd be no need for an Air Marshall to appear. An Air Marshall would only ever need to intervene in a case where a crew member is over-powered or in some other way forced to perform acts because of the threat of violence. And decent training should deal with the majority of cases where terrorists think of ways of getting one-over on the AM.

      They can be probed, studied, planned for, overcome and (in this instance) actually leveraged to gain more power. Clearly the people who are willing to do these acts are smart enough to figure these things out. I am a lowley industrial designer who has helped develope some equipment for special operations forces, I can't imagine what lovely ideas the snake eaters could come up with to overcome an Air Marshall.
      What you're doing with an Air Marshall is adding a defense, and adding one that's actually useful (unlike the security checks in the airports.) This puts the terrorists in a position where they have one more set of ways of hijacking a plane out of commission, if indeed hijacking can continue to be a viable option anyway. Air Marshalls will not protect against someone shooting a rocket at a plane, but it would prevent a 9/11 disaster, and quite a few less serious types of terrorist act.
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    39. Re:again airport security are idiots. by hubbabubba · · Score: 1

      Uhhh...that would be safety "on". Safety "off" means ready-to-fire. And you can bet those "finger on the trigger" guards you saw elsewhere have their safety "on" for... *drum roll please*... SAFETY purposes. Not to mention the fact that subbies are pathetically inaccurate and make those guards no less vulnerable to a surprise attack than the dudes slinging M-16s across their back. They may look like bad asses, but I could take 'em at 100 yards with my .22 squirrel rifle (theoretically of course) and they'd never know what hit 'em.

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    40. Re:again airport security are idiots. by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      I never heard about any passengers springing into action when show-bomb guy was sitting there trying to blow them all up...

      There's the old addage about warfare and how you must always give your enemy (enemy being contextual) a route to escape, because a trapped foe was the most dangerous of all: They have nothing to lose and will put it all on the line. The Pennsylvania hijackers thankfully got a lesson in that before being sent to an eternity of nothingness: The people on the plane knew that they were going to die, so there are no maximum costs to what you will do to stop it, and truly they were heroic to the true sense of the word.

      In other words, people go along with the show-bomb type because they know the person usually isn't suicidal, and there is a very good likelihood that they will get off after the person gets that ride to the Bahamas that'll quickly get riddled with 20mm shells from an F16. Actually that points out the corollary to that, which is that when hijackers get in a situation where they are cornered, and historically the government has lured them out with false promises and then killed or incarcerated them, then hijackers are more likely to do something stupid because they have been trapped, in essence, without escape. Just meandering.

    41. Re:again airport security are idiots. by The_Rift · · Score: 1

      Middle English, from Old French aguillette, diminutive of aguille, needle, from Vulgar Latin *accula, from Late Latin acucula, diminutive of Latin acus, needle. See ak- in Indo-European Roots.

      www.dictionary.com

    42. Re:again airport security are idiots. by karmawarrior · · Score: 2

      That wasn't a hijacking, or an attempt at a hijacking.

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    43. Re:again airport security are idiots. by PowerMacDaddy · · Score: 1
      The solution to the whole airline security thing is easy and obvious, but in these times of politically-correct hand-holding the bedwetters of society, telling them soothing bedtime stories so that they go to sleep and have happy little dreams, you'll never hear one of these politicians stake their careers on it. Fine. Allow me to step up on the soapbox and do their jobs for them:

      1) Having the government subsidize airline security is positively outrageous. That means that everyone in this country that pays taxes pays for the security of the smaller percentage of people that actually do the flying. Great idea there, eh? I say let the people who are doing the flying pay for the security. So it'll cost another $15 dollars a ticket. Big fucking deal. You want an air marshall with a gun on the flight with you or not? Pony up the 15 smackers, tightwad, or else take fucking Grayhound.

      2) Okay, this may seem a little radical, but let citizens with concealed carry permits take their guns on the planes with them. (Personally I don't think we even should have to get a permit, but that's another debate.) It's like in Israel... All those times that terrorists decided to start lobbing grenades into crowds and the citizens gunned 'em down. The same could work on planes. And before someone replies with one of those "but the plane will depressurize!!!" bullshit uninformed responses, I recommend you read this first. Fact of the matter is, we should give gun-toting citizens a discount on air travel since they're essentially providing free security.

      If this was truly the land of the free instead of the land of the we-know-better-than-you-do-so-we'll-tell-you-how-t o-live's, the events of 9/11 would never have happened.

    44. Re:again airport security are idiots. by plsander · · Score: 1

      Not loaded gun in checked luggage - unloaded, locked case.

    45. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "put an armed guard on every flight, well trained, no nonsense, plain clothed for what extra security that gives. And while you're at it, train the crews."

      do you have any idea what happens when someone fires a bullet thru the skin of a pressurized aircraft at 30,000ft?

      it comes apart like a balloon & everyone dies. ill take my chances with the boxcutters thanks.

    46. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2

      > Needless to say, no one ever anticipated that particularly horrific use of airplanes...

      I don't know why everyone always says this. In 1974, Samuel Byck attempted to assassinate Richard Nixon by hijacking a plane out of Dulles. His plan was to force the pilot to crash the plane into the White House.

      Ok, so he was an idiot for not learning to fly the plane himself, but he had the idea. The Secret Service obviously worried about it, otherwise why would they hang out on the roof of the White House with Stinger Missiles?

      The Japanese used planes as weapons with suicide-pilots during WW II.

      Heck, even Tom Clancy wrote a book (Debt of Honor, MAJOR SPOILER FOLLOWS) that features a pilot who crashes a commercial plane into the Capitol.

      Stop saying "no one ever thought about it before".

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    47. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Glass Knife != Weapon.

      Someone attempting to high jack a plain that *I* am on with a Glass knife, a box cutter, or anything that requires them to be in arms reach to kill me isn't going to get very far. I carry an 8inch heavy plastic baton around with me as my weapon of choice for self defense. It weighs about 4.5 lbs, gets through metal detectors, and will quickly knock someone unconcious. It's also excellent for disarming morons that think a switchblade or a hunting knife is sufficient to mug me with, or to highjack a plane. Hell, even without that knife defense is a large part of martial arts and I've been trained to deal with pretty much anyone who isn't a knife fighting specialist.
      I just don't see how 3-4 guys with box cutters took over a plan... It's absurd! What kind of pathetic losers were on the 3 planes that got crashed into buildings? Oh wait, I know what kind, the kind that listen to the police when they tell you 'Don't resist, you're more likely ro survive.' Bull Shit! If you don't resist you're just as likely to die as if you resist unarmed, and twice as likely to die as if you resist armed. But the cops try to condition the populace to be passive and rely on the police force to save them, BAH! The cops have never done shit for me, when my car was stolen my Mother in Law found it and got it back, not the cops. They didn't do shit.

      Kintanon

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    48. Re:again airport security are idiots. by iiii · · Score: 1
      I agree, with one exception...

      M16's are *great* for target shooting. The open sight on them is one of the best. I personally was able to consistently (~ 70%) hit a 10" x 6" "gopher" target at 200 yards, and that was my first time shooting an M16. Never had that kind of accuracy at that distance without a scope before.

      But your point is good, it's probably not the best short range weapon.

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    49. Re:again airport security are idiots. by ctimes2 · · Score: 1

      Inaccurate. (I have a feeling this will be redundant, but.. what the hell)
      The M16 is designed specifically for point targets (aka, people), and have not been fully automatic since the A1 in Viet Nam - they have a "burst" mode which fires 3 rounds per trigger pull, which you should really only use if you're being overrun - it's an inaccurate method of fire without a whole lot of practice. In short, the M16 is precisely used for shooting one person at a time.
      The SAW, M60 and other fully automatic weapons (machine guns) are used for grazing fire, which is for the specific purpose of creating a wall of lead, used against a large opposing force that is threatening your position (hippies, college students, enemy soldiers, etc. ;).

      Now that we've cleared that up, the M16 is probably not a very good weapon to use in an airport if they're not using rubber or other soft-rounds. At short ranges, the round will go through your first target and probably into somebody else. At longer ranges (+100 meters I believe) the round 'tumbles', which means it won't necessarily hit point first. It's designed to do this in order to get the round to ricochet off of bones inside the body. It does more damage, increasing your chances of a kill shot. It also has the unfortunate side effect of not always staying in the body, which means there's always a chance you'll hit the person standing next to your target too. So don't stand next to the terrorist. ;)

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    50. Re:again airport security are idiots. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      A glass knife is certainly a weapon. When you hold people hostage, you don't want the same weapons you want when attacking people. A baton is a great weapon to attack someone with. A knife is a great weapon to hold against someone's throat to keep other people from attacking you with batons. It's fairly easy enough to walk up behind someone with a palmed knife and grab them.

      Heck, three people attacking at once can pretty much disarm anyone, no matter if they're carrying a knife, baton, gun, whatever. If you're a super-kickass fighter, or have swords or something, you might hold off two people, but not three. That's the whole point of hostage taking, so you don't have to hold them off.

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    51. Re:again airport security are idiots. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Obviously, there would have to be some sort of calculation on how much fuel to dump based on how far from land you are. Or hell, just give everyone parachutes and have them leap out.

      I don't even know why I bother responding to nitpicks like this. The idea was obviously off the top of my head, and it's a sound concept: Allow any passenger to disable the plane and force it to land. How you disable a plane safely is an interesting question, and it's certainly possible that it cannot be currently done, but that doesn't make the concept invalid, just inpractical.

      If you want to argue that diabling the plane is a bad idea, go ahead.

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    52. Re:again airport security are idiots. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Like I said, the way to do it would be to only have the sky marshal respond after the plane is taken over. Then he has the gun and the hijackers just have knifes.

      And I don't see how you could threaten an entire airplane with one gun, anyway, they have many separate areas. Even if you try to herd everyone into one area, while you do that people will have a chance to jump the guy in the area without the gun.

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    53. Re:again airport security are idiots. by vern4of7 · · Score: 1

      What is sad is most of airport security folks are still mininum wage people, with the training to match. I have always laughed at the silliness of the security check points in airports in the US. They seem to focus on the last crisis that occured. At San Jose Airport it is standard practice to have to shut down the terminal and rescreen passengers because they thought they saw a gun go through the check point. What are the check points supposed to do again?

      I remember a quote from somebody involved with the troubles in Ireland. "Even if both sides gave up their guns and bombs, you can still create terrror with a knife and a few thugs." If a person is dedicated and possible willing to give up their life, there is no easy way to stop them.

      Hassling the rest of the flying public to create the illusion of saftey is bull. I never felt particular safe know that a minimum wage security guard was searching people.

    54. Re:again airport security are idiots. by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

      Sorry. During my time as a ROTC wannabe we played with the old 16's. I mainly remember using the full-auto setting to burn off hundreds of rounds of blanks (less paperwork if you shot 'em off instead of returned 'em, though more cleaning).

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    55. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      hmm, I guess that situation would work if you were dealing with people who are bad at math... 1 life != as important as 200 lives. If the hostage bites it but the hijacker goes down, well hey, shit happens but the rest of us survived. Hell, if the Hostage bites and I die too but the hijacker goes down then it was worth it.

      Kintanon

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    56. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personally, I'd hate to see someone trying to use an M16 to stop a single individual. Automatic weapons are designed for filling a space with a lot of lead, not for target shooting. (Ask any Army person about "grazing fire".)"

      I must disagree with you on this issue.

      First, the M-16 rifle has a semi-auto and a full-auto mode. One round at a time is available to the soldier should he feel the need for it.

      Second, automatic weapons are not designed as you suggest. A competent shooter, using the M-16 in full-auto can easily place three rounds into a 3" circle at 25 yards, using aimed fire. This is true also for the H&K MP5, the Uzi, and many other submachine guns in use by police.

      Third, range of engagement in an airport shootout is going to be very short, under 25 yards. Probably 15 feet or less, in fact. Accuracy of the rifle is not an issue at that range, it is more a matter of screwing the gun into the bad guy's ear and pulling the trigger. A bayonet might be useful, in fact.

      It ain't like the movies, with guys spraying whole rooms from the hip. You acquire the target with the sights, then fire on the target. You do not "walk" the rounds onto the target, contrary to Hollywood. "Grazing fire" is for vehicles, aircraft, and monkeys who can't shoot. None of which will be found in a US airport.

      I agree with you that there will be no more 9/11 events. Crews and passengers will kill the hijackers and/or crash the plane first. Pity they will have to do it bare handed.

    57. Re:again airport security are idiots. by jafac · · Score: 2

      No security will stop terrorism.

      The security is there to make people feel safe so they'll spend their money on plane tickets.

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    58. Re:again airport security are idiots. by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Good.

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    59. Re:again airport security are idiots. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      I said hijacking. The guy with the semtex wasn't trying to hijack the plane, he was trying to blow it up.

      Big difference.

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    60. Re:again airport security are idiots. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      Yes, I do. Which is why I said "armed guard", not "man with gun."

      The NRA may believe otherwise, but there's a thousand ways of defending yourself without a gun.

      You posted this incidentally after I posted my response earlier in the thread to the guy who felt that guards were a bad idea and similarly thought they would be armed with guns. I pointed out there, as an aside, that I don't hold with the "Second Amendment should apply to aircraft passengers" crap.

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    61. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW - The possibility of another incident like 9/11 is almost nill

      Yup. Everyones paying so much attention to airline security now, you can be sure the next terrorist attack will simply be on something like a crowded rush-hour subway train. Or something a bit more old-fashioned like a truck bomb.

    62. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Kayback-OTFF · · Score: 1

      Not wanting to start an agruement about guns (well maybe we should. hijack his thread :) ) one of my friends in the States says the Air Force Security still use origional pattern Triangular forward handguard M16's. And that only now were some M16A2's being filtered through to the NG. That they have been using M16A1's and M16's until now. But that aside, the weapons still have a semi auto setting. KBK

    63. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Baron+Von+Fackenheim · · Score: 2, Informative

      Look up Glaser safety slugs. There is ammo that is safe for use on airplanes and federal marshals use it.

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    64. Re:again airport security are idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well in american english, "armed guard" roughly translates to "20-something guy w/ uniform, gun & little training"

      it not be what you meant, but its what we'll get if the govt starts madating armed guards on airline flights

  15. Man vs Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can take the machine out of the man,
    but you can't the man out of the machine.

    Welcome my friends, welcome to the machine.

  16. Ouch! by Rocko+Bonaparte · · Score: 1
    ...a strip-search in which, he said, the electrodes were torn from his skin, causing bleeding, and several pieces of equipment were strewn about the room.
    How are they going to explain the necessity of ripping that stuff off his body? Could he conceal a bomb under an electrode?! I highly doubt it. and I hope they enjoyed doing it, because they're not going to enjoy the lawsuit.
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    1. Re:Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could he conceal a bomb under an electrode?!

      In answer to this question: Yes, he can conceal a bomb inside his body, but the problem is: how to detonate the bomb? Oh, you can use an electrode...

      A more salient point, one that does not come across a shrill as your point, is: Are airports currently screening for subcutaneous implants?

      I suspect the answer is no. Only shoes are checked.

    2. Re:Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well "Cubeanian"(most powerful non-nuke explosive) ,or whatever it's called, could probably be concealed in an electrode.

  17. wow by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ma, this one event deals with a lot of issues. Overbearing security, not having any authority to review situations like this on a case by case basis, whats happens when some one is unplugged, how being "plugged in" for long periods of time might effect you phsyology.

    I hope all the facets of this incident are followed.

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  18. here's a good pic of steve by sootman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but it's about 450k. http://wearcam.org/steve5.jpg

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    1. Re:here's a good pic of steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Is typing some simple html so difficult?

    2. Re:here's a good pic of steve by daanger0us · · Score: 1

      Are those blue blockers?

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    3. Re:here's a good pic of steve by sootman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      no, but sometimes I'm really, really lazy. besides, copying and pasting is good exercise.

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    4. Re:here's a good pic of steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He looks so unhappy.

    5. Re:here's a good pic of steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is typing a perl script to type the html for me so difficult?

    6. Re:here's a good pic of steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are a fan of the copy and the paste also?

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  19. This was Air Canada by BluedemonX · · Score: 1, Troll

    A monopoly in "Canaduh". Above any kind of boycott or reprisal. Basically, fly with us, or walk. And if you don't like our attitude, eff you. Stop flying? We'll just get the government to tax your ass harder to pay for all our surly, incompetent staff.

    He's lucky they only damaged his implants.

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    1. Re:This was Air Canada by Covant · · Score: 1

      You could take WestJet :)

      The funny thing, is that this event isn't nearly as invasive as the systems involved in other countries. But it's not nearly as effective.

      Finally, I'm always amused that people can just waltz on a train or bus, but you have to give blood to even get close to an airplane.

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    2. Re:This was Air Canada by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      Let me ask you this question. Who in their RIGHT MIND would travel to St. John's, Nfld. to perform a terrorist act there?

      I mean, these guys are from a godforsaken desert full of rocks, but come on. There's no way they'd even bother with St. John's.

      I think Canada's got another think coming if it thinks it's under any threat from anyone.

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    3. Re:This was Air Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WestJet is pretty good, and they are not nearly as strict as Air Canada about security. I flew on a domestic WestJet flight in December - there were only 2 or 3 people in the check-in line, while the line for Air Canada went from one end of the airport to the other (the people in that line looked a bit annoyed when I walked through them, and went straight up to the counter). Air Canada was doing a lot of security checks, like demanding photo ID from everyone twice (at check-in, and before boarding), while WestJet just asked for my last name (they didn't need my confirmation number, my first name, or any ID).

    4. Re:This was Air Canada by crucini · · Score: 3, Informative

      As the spokesperson pointed out, this has nothing to do with the airline. The first step in addressing this is identifying the parties involved - probably the airport, and maybe a private security firm.

    5. Re:This was Air Canada by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      Maybe a terrorist got on the wrong plane...

    6. Re:This was Air Canada by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Let me ask you this question. Who in their RIGHT MIND would travel to St. John's, Nfld. to perform a terrorist act there?

      Someone who figured out that no one in St. John's thought a terrorist would ever show up there.

    7. Re:This was Air Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A terrorist who wants to spray the US with SALT COD. By spraying the nation with salt cod, the people will be too demoralized to organize an effective resistence to the planned invasion.

    8. Re:This was Air Canada by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      The danger is that once they're in the air system, they're in. They could take a plane from there to somewhere a lot more sensitive. The current air travel system is only as secure as the crummiest podunk airport in the country. (I realize this was in canada, but the same principle holds.)

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  20. mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as i refuse to signup for the ny times site:
    Does anyone have a mirror of this article?

    1. Re:mirror by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      Are you a consciencous objector, or are you just lazy?

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  21. So... by leviramsey · · Score: 5, Funny
    forced removal of implants

    In a related story, Britney Spears announced that she would never perform in Canada again.

    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent comment should be at least a 2, Funny or 3, Funny.

      m o n o l i n u x

    2. Re:So... by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
      [Busts out "Federal Breast Inspector" card]

      Hot damn, I knew this thing would pay off someday! Airport security, here I come!

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    3. Re:So... by Covant · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Pamela Anderson has been home (to BC) lately, so they can't be removing ALL implants.

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    4. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pamela Anderson had hers taken out three years back, dummy.

      Link

    5. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not all of them, asshole

    6. Re:So... by curunir · · Score: 2

      Busts out...

      Was this intended to be a pun?

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    7. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think she is all natural now. Maybe some fillings in her teeth....

    8. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you haven't seen her lately, she's got new implants, since having her others removed... Dummy.

    9. Re:So... by Ooblek · · Score: 2

      They don't consider Cyborgs that had their brain implants removed as threats.

    10. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it was all of them, loser

    11. Re:So... by tibbetts · · Score: 1
      [Busts out "Federal Breast Inspector" card]
      Nice!
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  22. So without computers is he... by Milican · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    only half a Mann?

    JOhn

  23. Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipment. by sulli · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But really, I am surprised to see that, post-9/11 (an incident committed with box cutters) and post-shoe burning guy, people still think the guy should get carte blanche. Behind all those wires, or in the laptop he refused to have X-rayed (WHAT possible laptop can't handle an X-ray?!) could be explosives or other weapons.

    That they destroyed his equipment and pulled off is electrodes was wrong, and they should be held accountable for this. No airport security agent should ever be unprofessional like that (which is why I support the federalization program currently in progress in the US). But the guy had to be inspected.

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  24. IDIOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    THIS is about Steve Mann! MIT, encased in computers, always connected to a network and all that shit.

    The article you reference is about Kevin Warwick. HE is a plonker who likes to get press by putting a TINY chip in his arm to turn on the lights when he comes to work, or has a chip plugged into his (AND HIS WIFE'S) neurons so they can have better sex. In short, a POSER compared to Mann.

    HOLY SHIT, Idiot! You're not even talking about the same ideas, never MIND the same person! Get your facts straight!

    1. Re:IDIOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, and that article consider The Matrix to be humanity's worst case scenario (I think the matix future would be pretty cool, personally.)

  25. Stupid stupid stupid by Silver222 · · Score: 2
    Geez, reading the article, this guy sure looks like a terrorist. After all, I'm sure a lot of people try to blow up planes flying from the decadent Western sin city of St John's (or is it St John? I'm from Canada, and I can never remember that).


    I love the way the security guards seem to make a point out of stopping people who obviously ARE NOT threats. Remember the story about the Medal of Honor recipeient a few weeks ago? Why was he searched? How many other more credible threats stroll onto planes while the security guards are busy with Grampa and Grandma? Maybe the security guards "Atta" pay attention to who is walking by them, and not just pick every third person, eh?

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    1. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's St. John's

      The easiest way to remember it is to speak with a newfie accent.

      "I'm fram St. Jahns bye"

      Translation.
      "Hey there, old bean, I'm from St. Johns"

    2. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by tetro · · Score: 1

      I agree, if I didn't know what all the parts were
      intended for, I'd some of it could be used to make something dangerous.

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    3. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, the city is St. John's, Newfoundland
      Second, it's not a Western city, it's on the East coast.

    4. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because you can tell a guy has the medal of honor just from looking at him.

    5. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      You're from Canada and you think Newfoundland is a western city?

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    6. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 1

      I love how 1st class fliers get the kid glove treatment anyway. "Oh. Right this way, Mr. Atta. Have a nice stay in Los Angeles..."

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    7. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Silver222 · · Score: 2
      Whoops, that's not what I meant. I meant Western as in "Western" world. I am well aware that it's on Canada's east coast. I just get St. John's, Newfoundland and Saint John, New Brunswick mixed up all the time.

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    8. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by wrenkin · · Score: 2

      Western as in 'decadent Western Imperialism'...

      And it's St. John's. St. John is in New Brunswick.

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    9. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by csbruce · · Score: 1

      And it's St. John's. St. John is in New Brunswick.

      The one in New Brunswick is always spelled out in full: SAINT JOHN.

    10. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, it's St. John's. Second of all I'm guessing you must be from the States, because otherwise you'd know that St. John's is the furthest -east- city in North America.

    11. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Yes, you can tell it if he's carrying the fucking medal at the time. That's what made them suspicious in the first place. That, and a bullet on a keychain.

      The obvious conclusion to reach about an 85 year old guy carrying a metal star that says 'Congressional Medal of Honor' and a bullet on a keychain is that he is going to hurl the medal at someone like a throwing star and then hold the rest of the plane hostage by threatening to throw the bullet at them, instead of, oh, assuming he was in WWII.

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    12. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I think Newfoundland is an eastern province.

    13. Re:Stupid stupid stupid by jeff13 · · Score: 1


      St. John's decadent??? It's Newfoundland! It's like Afghanistan without the sand! Where the fook are you from pal... Rosedale? *snork*

  26. Login with... by xenoweeno · · Score: 1

    slashdot9999/slashdot9999

    1. Re:Login with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That login/password (slashdot9999) does not work.

  27. I didn't hear... by Stevis · · Score: 1

    Seven of Nine whine this bad when they removed her implants.

    Stevis

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    1. Re:I didn't hear... by Morgoth_Bauglir · · Score: 1

      If Jeri Ryan indeed has implants, watch Boston Public-- looks like she still does.

    2. Re:I didn't hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, 7 of 9 did whine a ton for at least a few episodes, and she seemed bitter for some time too.

  28. Lowered expectations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you be that much of a freak and not expect to get hassled?

  29. Duh by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't these airport security people watch TV? There are only but a few doctors in Starfleet who could successfully re-assimilate a Borg back into society yet these yahoos try to do it on their own, and without the aid of at least an EMH Mark I.

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    1. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll keep my mouth shut on this one...

  30. The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    At Airport Gate, a Cyborg Unplugged By LISA GUERNSEY

    Steve Mann SEEKING COMPENSATION - Prof. Steve Mann, a walking experiment in wearable computers, went through a three-day ordeal trying to board an Air Canada plane bound for Toronto.

    TEVE MANN, an engineering professor at the University of Toronto, has lived as a cyborg for more than 20 years, wearing a web of wires, computers and electronic sensors that are designed to augment his memory, enhance his vision and keep tabs on his vital signs. Although his wearable computer system sometimes elicited stares, he never encountered any problems going through the security gates at airports.

    Last month that changed. Before boarding a Toronto-bound plane at St. John's International Airport in Newfoundland, Dr. Mann says, he went through a three-day ordeal in which he was ultimately strip- searched and injured by security personnel. During the incident, he said, $56,800 worth of his $500,000 equipment was lost or damaged beyond repair, including the eyeglasses that serve as his display screen.

    His lawyer in Toronto, Gary Neinstein, sent letters two weeks ago to Air Canada (news/quote), the airport and the Canadian transportation authority arguing that they acted negligently and seeking reimbursement for the damaged equipment so that Dr. Mann could put his wearable computer back together again.

    The difficulties that Dr. Mann faced seem related to the tightening of security in airports since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11. But he had flown from Toronto to St. John's two days earlier without a hitch.

    On that day, Feb. 16, he said, he followed the routine he has used on previous flights. He told the security guards in Toronto that he had already notified the airline about his equipment. He showed them documentation, some of it signed by his doctor, that described the wires and glasses, which he wears every waking minute as part of his internationally renowned research on wearable computers.

    He also asked for permission not to put his computer through the X-ray machine because the device is more sensitive than a laptop. He said that the guards examined his equipment and allowed him to board the flight.

    But when he tried to board his return flight on Feb. 18, his experience was entirely different. This time, he said, he was told to turn his computer on and off and put it on the X-ray machine. He took his case to Neil Campbell, Air Canada's customer service manager at the St. John's airport, and spent the next two days arranging conversations between his university colleagues and the airline.

    The security guards continued to require that he turn his machine on and off and put it through the X-ray machine while also tugging on his wires and electrodes, he said. Still not satisfied, the guards took him to a private room for a strip-search in which, he said, the electrodes were torn from his skin, causing bleeding, and several pieces of equipment were strewn about the room.

    Once his system was turned off, turned on again, X-rayed and dismantled, Dr. Mann passed the security check. When he was finally allowed to go home, some pieces of equipment were not returned to him, he said, and his glasses were put in the plane's baggage compartment although he warned that cold temperatures there could ruin them.

    Without a fully functional system, he said, he found it difficult to navigate normally. He said he fell at least twice in the airport, once passing out after hitting his head on what he described as a pile of fire extinguishers in his way. He boarded the plane in a wheelchair.

    "I felt dizzy and disoriented and went downhill from there," he said.

    Air Canada said that there was no record that any of Dr. Mann's baggage had been lost and that the Canadian transportation agency, Transport Canada, had required that his belongings be X-rayed. "We don't tell the security firms that there is going to be an exception made," said Nicole Couture-Simard, a spokeswoman for Air Canada. "We don't have that authority."

    Transport Canada declined to comment on the case except to say that it was reviewing it.

    Considering that even tweezers may be confiscated when a passenger boards a flight these days, the stricter scrutiny that Dr. Mann faced may not seem surprising. But for him, the experience raises the question of how a traveler will fare once wearable computing devices are such fixtures on the body that a person will not be able to part with them.

    "We have to make sure we don't go into a police state where travel becomes impossible for certain individuals," Dr. Mann said.

    Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently. He is now undergoing tests to determine whether his brain has been affected by the sudden detachment from the technology.

    Alejandro R. Jahad, director of the University of Toronto's Program in E-Health Innovation, who has worked closely with Dr. Mann, said that scientists now had an opportunity to see what happens when a cyborg is unplugged. "I find this a very fascinating case," he said

    1. Re:The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think we should stop modding copyright violations such as this as Informative, especially when the original is on a major site that's not slashdotted.

    2. Re:The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about on a site that requires a reg?

    3. Re:The article by MisterBlister · · Score: 1
      What about on a site that requires a reg?

      If you don't like their registration policy, don't view the content. This is no different than buying anything else..You're paying for the content with your registration. To repost the content so others may view it without paying is clearly a copyright violation, just as is posting copyrighted software.

    4. Re:The article by Deanasc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      fuck you

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    5. Re:The article by I_redwolf · · Score: 1

      This is the internet remember? That story will be reposted somewhere else anyway, so if you don't wanna register just go to another site.. CNN, blah blah blah etc etc etc.

    6. Re:The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I dont like the registration policy and I want to view the content. I also dont want SPAM, but I want to view the content.

    7. Re:The article by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      And the content will be stored in hunderds of web caches. Face it - if they want people to use their site they shouldn't use a stupid registration system. Another typical example of managers who dont have a ****ing clue deciding 'whats best'.

    8. Re:The article by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
      But I dont like the registration policy and I want to view the content. I also dont want SPAM, but I want to view the content.

      Well I want to include GPL code in my project, but I don't want to GPL my project.

      Sorry, but we're both out of luck. We'd both be commiting copyright violations and we both should be subject to lawsuits.

    9. Re:The article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That story will be reposted somewhere else anyway"

      Yeah, true, now it's reprinted on /.

  31. Hope it's the security yelling "ouch" RSN by Spamalamadingdong · · Score: 2
    It makes you wonder if those same idiots would rip the cardiac monitoring electrodes off of a heart patient because they found his EKG monitor/recorder/defibrillator "suspicious".

    Of course, this isn't much compared to the abuse some other people take. Innocent people regularly get sodomized by security who "know" they are drug mules, and verbally abused and humilitated despite being clean. (I call it sodomy, because what else would you call it when someone shoves their fingers up your bodily orifices against your will?)

    That said, I wonder if Canada's legal system is as hot on violations of rights as the USA's once was. Somehow I think it's not, and the deterrent effect of lawsuits isn't likely to change the practice.

    1. Re:Hope it's the security yelling "ouch" RSN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I call it sodomy, because what else would you call it when someone shoves their fingers up your bodily orifices against your will?

      In our country its buggery since the law so.

      I love having laws named after swear words. Kick ass!

    2. Re:Hope it's the security yelling "ouch" RSN by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      Well, if the lawyers believe that this sort of hardware is going to become commonplace, one loss in a lawsuit like this could force them to reconsider at least when it comes to dealing with cyborgs. (or anyone who could suffer tangible damage from a search) I mean, it wouldn't be a favorable precedent.

      IANAL

  32. Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is *not* Kevin Warwick, the British psuedoscience jackass who's been walking around for a few years with an RFID pet tag under his skin.

    It is Professor Steve Mann (http://eyetap.org/mann/), one of the first inventors of a *real* wearable, and a downright cool guy. I didn't know he had any implants- does anyone have any more information? I'd imagine his equipment would be a bit more advanced than the snake-oil Warwick's been showing around.

    1. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

      Speaking of which, where's that joke page for him that displayed articles from him, where he (Warwick, I mean) was a time traveller who went back in time to figure out "what went wrong"? That was classic.

    2. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It is Professor Steve Mann (http://eyetap.org/mann/), one of the first inventors of a *real* wearable, and a downright cool guy. I didn't know he had any implants- does anyone have any more information?

      Reading the article Mann sounds to me like he was being a complete jerk. In the first place the prices he puts on his equipment sound rather inflated. Just because you spend $500,000 developing a prototype does not mean that the prototype is worth that amount.

      Second, the ability to pass through airport security unmolested would appear to be a necessary boundary constraint his technology has to meet if it is going to be viable. The claim that his wearable computer is sensitive to X-ray sounds to be more of an ego thing than a reality thing.

      I travel with quite a bit of expensive gear, but it all goes through the standard security.

      Mann was having trouble in Canada, not exactly a country where cops have a reputation for habitually arrogant behavior.

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    3. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly right - who the fuck does he think he is? The trouble with academics like Mann is that they lose all touch with reality and when they go outside they expect their Professor "status" to be respected.

    4. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Svartalf · · Score: 2

      Reading the article Mann sounds to me like he was being a complete jerk. In the first place the prices he puts on his equipment sound rather inflated. Just because you spend $500,000 developing a prototype does not mean that the prototype is worth that amount.

      Depends. If it cost that much in equipment and time, YES it is worth that much. If it had something of crucial value to his research or to something like ending world hunger, it'd be worth a hell of a lot more.

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    5. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, have you met Dr. Warwick? He's one of my lecturer's and he's no jackass. Yes, he's kinda gone over the top on the whole "cyborg" thing, but some of the stuff he does around the dept...

      I mean, those cool learning robot things, the predator/prey software thing... He's actually one of the better lecturer's I've had over the years, but a bit excitable.

      Anyway, as is pointed out above, the guy this article is on about hasn't got anything that /does/ anything. KW has a pretty cool chip that opens doors around the dept for him, and he'll soon be getting an interesting nervous-system implant to let a computer control his arm for him... Different.

      See yas.

      lyceus./

    6. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Grue · · Score: 1

      Amen, two totally different people. While both may be pushing society and it's concepts of implants and wearable computers, Prof. Mann is at least building shit too. Not just feeding off the media.

      Damn, The need to do a celebrity deathmatch between Mann and Warwick.

      Josh

    7. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by FFFish · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mann was having trouble in Canada, not exactly a country where cops have a reputation for habitually arrogant behavior.

      But then we're not talking professional police officers, are we? We're talking about the sort of people who, finding no better place in life, have chosen to become poorly-paid rent-a-cops. The sort of people who, just by virtue of the fact that they've chosen that job, shouldn't have that job.

      These would be the same people who are man-handling the wheelchair-bound, insist on physically checking babies without first washing their hands, and who routinely confiscate nail clippers yet allow Bic pens onboard. Who confiscate nail clippers from the pilots, of all things!

      These are people who are so stupid as to put a camera up to their face and press the button, to check whether it'll explode. Too stupid to live, too lucky to die!

      Arrogant behaviour from an airport security guard? That's the only behaviour they know.

      Finally, you'll note that he did pass through security unmolested: that's how he came to be on a returning flight.

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    8. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
      ...and he'll soon be getting an interesting nervous-system implant to let a computer control his arm for him...

      Didn't Stelarc already do something similiar to this in one of his performance pieces? I seem to recall in Parasite that he used custom-written search engine software to hunt for various images on the web and use them as triggers for muscular stimulation electrodes.

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    9. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by lommer · · Score: 1

      "In the first place the prices he puts on his equipment sound rather inflated. Just because you spend $500,000 developing a prototype does not mean that the prototype is worth that amount."

      It may not be worth that much on the market, but to him it has a huge value. And seeing as that is mostly what a court of law would look at that is tremendously important. The law has repeatedly upheld rulings in which a victim was awarded more than the actual monetary value of an item purely for sentimental reasons.

      All of that is ignoring personal injury and the fact that they completely violated him, regardless of the fact that he had proper documentation...

    10. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by ntk · · Score: 1

      > Speaking of which, where's that joke page for him
      > that displayed articles from him, where he
      > (Warwick, I mean) was a time traveller who went
      > back in time to figure out "what went wrong"?
      > That was classic.

      Ah, you mean Kevin Reading of Warwick University?

      That would be Kevin Warwick Watch

    11. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      Well yah! I mean how dare he risk permanite loss of his vision in order to futher science!

      I mean just look at the guy's history! Even back as far as Highschool he was scrapping up spare change to do research with!

      Why, how DARE he go and take historical archive photos or run free public service information sites, why, the oddasity of it all!

      Golly, next thing you know things might have degenerated to the point of people actualy PUBLISHING their research findings! The Horror!

    12. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "oddasity"? Is this the quality of having an odd ass? Guess you mean audacity. HTH.

    13. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by tps12 · · Score: 1
      the oddasity of it all!

      I think that's spelled "oddassity."

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    14. Re:Steve Mann, not "Dr." Warwick by lblack · · Score: 2

      I live in Canada and travel quite a lot; I have had nothing but trouble with immigration and customs agents on my returns to Canada.

      I have had them refuse to consider me a landed citizen and subsequently refuse to consider me an unlanded citizen in arrivals two weeks apart (different tariffs are paid).

      I've been kept in line and repeatedly searched. I've had painfully long conversations about why my camera bag can't be put through the X-Ray machine. I had four rolls of infrared film ruined, despite my protestations, because the cannisters were opened and the film exposed to light (bad for I/R).

      My roommate was strip searched on entry to Canada, without anything resembling reasonable grounds. Etc.

      l

  33. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by dhamsaic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You may want to read a little closer. His wearable computer couldn't go through because it was more sensitive than a laptop. He wasn't carrying a laptop, as far as the article says. His equipment was more sensitive.

    I understand them wanting to check him out, and maybe even a strip search is in order, but when they had documentation signed by his doctor stating everything he's said, and they were unwilling to accomodate his requests to speak in person to his doctor or colleagues, yet still will not make an exception... there is a problem. Furthermore, their disregard for sensitivity of his equipment is a travesty. He may very well be suffering serious problems now because some $10/hour monkey didn't know when to quit.

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  34. Human bombs by jamesmartinluther · · Score: 1

    While we want to make sure people can express themselves and make interesting uses of technology, how in the world are the various security systems going to deal with people "embedded" with weapons and even bombs?

    - James

    1. Re:Human bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon someone will try to ignite the bomb up their ass by lighting their fart.

    2. Re:Human bombs by Fixer · · Score: 1
      While we want to make sure people can express themselves and make interesting uses of technology, how in the world are the various security systems going to deal with people "embedded" with weapons and even bombs?

      If there is no way to conclusively prove that a given prosthesis is harmless, then quite simply they won't be allowed on aircraft with others. Perhaps they will have to be rich bastards who can afford a private plane.
      Or maybe commercial travel via cruise ships will see a resurgence in popularity.

      See, though, in a few more decades, I'd be willing to bet that a determined group could design an implant that would appear to be completely safe, yet entirely destructive.

      Or lets get speculative, perhaps the lethal agent is carried in the bloodstream? Maybe this passenger is infected with a virus and is just dying to spend six hours in cramped quarters with a few hundred potential victims...

      If you are determined, then even a small sliver of metal can become a deep intoning voice "WEAPON.. OF.. MASS.. DESTRUCTION!!"

      Safe? Hah. Wake up.

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    3. Re:Human bombs by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      How small could an explosive powerful enough to destroy an airplane be made? There are a number of ways to hide it in a human body if it's fairly small. Swallowing it or jamming it up your ass come to mind.

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    4. Re:Human bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to destroy an airplane just depressurise the cockpit before the pilots can get their oxygen masks on. easiest way to do that is to punch a high velocity round through the cockpit door into the windshield. carry one round for backup.
      the russians had a pen shaped two round 9mm pistol which looked exactly like a fountain pen which could do this. just sit in first class, take a trip to the washroom while the flight is cruising at 30,000 ft and jam the pen into the cockpit door and pull the trigger. end of flight.
      so unless they confiscate fountain pens as well theres no way they can stop planes being destroyed. the metal detector is easy to avoid -- just put the pen and some house keys on the tray they give you when you pass through the detector. no $7/hr security guard is going to examine a pen.

    5. Re:Human bombs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm pretty sure 2 grenades wouldn't be good in flight. a woman could conceal those easily.

  35. On and off again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This time, he said, he was told to turn his computer on and of... The security guards continued to require that he turn his machine on and off... Once his system was turned off, turned on again, ...

    It's freaking me out. Why is the article making such a big deal about turning the computer on and off? I'm guessing it can handle it and cause no significant damange to man nor machine.

    Unless they had him turn it off and on in the style of BOFH...

    1. Re:On and off again? by posmon · · Score: 0

      what if he was using extfs2?

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  36. Video Game by Covant · · Score: 1

    We should make a video game out of this.

    The terrors of travelling with the new airport security measures.

    "All Your Implants Are Belong To Us"

    Sounds like a hit to me.

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    1. Re:Video Game by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 1

      "All Your Implant Are Belong To Us" rather.

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  37. That poor bastard by ColGraff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To be so completely integrated into one's computers - it must be a godlike feeling, to have all that data available at will. And then to lose all that power, all that data and insulation from the day-to-day world - no wonder Mann feels crippled. I remember reading that people who depend heavily on electronic organizers to store contact info have a harder time remembering phone numbers and addresses, and I know that my spelling skills have deteriorated slightly since I started relying more on spellcheck.

    I know this is something that's not really going to sound right, but "rape" is the best word I can think of to describe this. Where the hell were this guys lawyers? How could the security dudes not realize what an incredib;e achievement Mann's gear is? I repeat: that poor bastard.

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    1. Re:That poor bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you talking about? Did you even read the article? There was no integration going on at all, there was information being TAKEN from his body in the form of probes for various health signals. Sorry, but a cyborg he ain't. Get real, please?

    2. Re:That poor bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor bastard? I'm sorry - I'm all for increasing our capabilities as humans through the use of technology, but read the article. He not only felt crippled, he was crippled: according to the story, he fell twice because he didn't have his implants, once knocking himself unconscious. There's a difference between losing some kind of augmentation and feeling worse/slower than you did when you were normal, and becoming dependant on that augmentation. Of course, he'll probably adjust rather quickly, but this makes me a tad sick - not at the invasion of privacy, but on the fact that if his batteries run out he's going to be unable to walk.

    3. Re:That poor bastard by whovian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If not rape, it sounds like brutality. Hypothetically speaking, is anybody really going to take a stand against airport security and not expect to be escorted to a private room for interrogation and what-not? Thought so. it's a result of the police state we have now entered.

      Since the airlines generally aren't claiming responsibility for much of anything these days, it is logical for us to question who is protecting us. I would demand to have background check conducted by an independent agency done on the security staff and the result to be made public. That is, who can we trust to assure us that these security staff people don't work for some potential terrorist group when they are away from the workplace? ah yes, these cyborg implants will advance our own technology base and perhaps one day make a fine weapon. (Ok, a bit melodramatic but you get my point.)

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    4. Re:That poor bastard by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      I know this is something that's not really going to sound right, but "rape" is the best word I can think of to describe this.

      I'd use the term "assault and battery" myself.

      If you're taken into a room for a strip search, and you come out bleeding, then someone broke the law.

    5. Re:That poor bastard by Technician · · Score: 2

      If he has 500K to wear a computer, I would think he would avoid the trouble of commercial flights and go with general aviation instead. In this case, it would have been cheaper. Having flown general avaiation from the Cayman Islands to Chicago and back is an eye opener. Great flight minus all the trouble. It is much better than first class anytime.

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    6. Re:That poor bastard by coding_ape · · Score: 2
      I'm going to guess that he got the money for the equipment off of a grant, and that those grant people wouldn't be too happy if he spent it taking private jets...

      Not to mention that Steve Mann, of all people, would never spend extra money on a useless flight that he could spend on a new toy.

    7. Re:That poor bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      General aviation? What's that?

    8. Re:That poor bastard by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 1

      "Oh my go?, you killed Steven Mann! You bastards!"

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    9. Re:That poor bastard by GMOL · · Score: 1

      That was a great troll, truly masterful.

    10. Re:That poor bastard by stripes · · Score: 2
      If he has 500K to wear a computer, I would think he would avoid the trouble of commercial flights and go with general aviation instead.

      He has $500K worth of computer stuff mostly through research grants, not his own personal wealth (which as a University prof I doubt he has much of).

    11. Re:That poor bastard by eudas · · Score: 1

      What I find interesting is the odd conflict arising from your statements... you admit how reliance upon technology makes a person weaker, and then call that same achievement incredible...

      eudas

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  38. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by jptxs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    glad to see someone else sees the other side here. how can they validate the doctot's papers? how can they know it's not a bomb? many make the point these security gaurds are generally dubm. and they are. too dumb to tell the difference between a wearable computing aparatus and something potentially dangerous. imagine that. personally I hope they're always more careful than smart...

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  39. Man oh man by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    What about Kevin Warwick? I imagine he'll never be flying again, either.

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    1. Re:Man oh man by universalcurb · · Score: 0

      heh. someone NEEDS to do this to that faker Warwick...

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  40. Oh please. There are limits... by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some airport security people are pretty dumb -- but I just can't picture one dumb enough to let a Sith Lord board!

    1. Re:Oh please. There are limits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some airport security people are pretty dumb -- but I just can't picture one dumb enough to let a Sith Lord board!

      Don't you mean, you can't picture one dumb enough NOT to let a Sith Lord board? "I find your lack of respect disturbing..."*crushing sounds*
    2. Re:Oh please. There are limits... by optikSmoke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jeeez........ do I have to spell it out?

      Darth: [waving his hand] I'm not the Sith Lord you're looking for.
      Guard 1: This isn't the Sith Lord we're looking for
      Guard 2: Move along.... move along......

  41. Re:Is this the whole story? by andcal · · Score: 1

    Even though everyone knows that all reporters everywhere are completely unbiased (wink, wink, nudge, nudge), I think that it is important to consider that we are very likely only hearing one side of the story here.

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  42. Re:This guy is creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, sir, are obviously a fucking imbecile.

  43. maybe overstating the case a little by funkapus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the breathless police-state tone of this story is going a wee bit overboard.

    From reading the New York Times article, it doesn't sound like Mann had any "implants" "forcibly removed". It sounds like they tore electrodes off his body. In other words, they pulled tape off his skin, and it caused bleeding. Unpleasant, sure, but it's not like they strapped him down and used a drill to extract chips from his brain. More like they pulled off a Band-Aid too fast.

    The reason that he ended up in a wheelchair was that since he no longer had his cyborg navigation gear, he supposedly got confused while walking around the airport and hit his head on a pile of fire extinguishers. I don't even know where to start with that one.

    Now, clearly what happened sucks, because $56,000 of gear was lost or damaged. Clearly he should be repaid, and probably security was rude to him. But I don't think it's all that shocking, given that here's a guy, covered in wires and batteries, getting on a plane post 9/11.

    In my opinion, the truly interesting part of this article is that once his technological aids were removed, this guy ceased to be able to complete basic tasks like walking. This has significant ramifications for wearable computing. Is it augmented reality? Or is it a crutch without which he can't function?

    1. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a fully functional system, he said, he found it difficult to navigate normally. He said he fell at least twice in the airport, once passing out after hitting his head on what he described as a pile of fire extinguishers in his way. He boarded the plane in a wheelchair.


      Yes, what is it with that? Was he into the "computer screen eyeglasses" so much that he was using computer screen displays as a 24 x 7 substitute for looking at the real world, rather than as something to be switched on and off?
    2. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > The reason that he ended up in a wheelchair was that since he no longer had his cyborg navigation gear, he supposedly got confused while walking around the airport and hit his head on a pile of fire extinguishers. I don't even know where to start with that one.

      I do - if you've followed his research, you'd know that his glasses continually project data streams onto his eyes.

      (example - he walks up to a price display at a store twiddles with his fingers, and sees, projected into his vision, the price of the same object at the competing store.)

      If he's worn such glasses for a long period of time, and if he's doing some other sorts of tricks with prisms and mirrors to allow the merging of eyeball-data with bitstream-data before it hits his retina, the loss of the glasses could very well hamper his ability to navigate on foot.

      (I'm reminded of an old experiment in depth perception where they gave subjects glasses with prisms that shifted their "vision" 30 degrees to the right. The first day, everyone was bumping into the left-hand side of every door they tried to walk through, as you might expect. After a few weeks, their brains "retrained" themselves to see the world with the glasses on, and everything was fine. Then they took the glasses off and everyone was bumping into the right-hand side of things until their brains "unlearned" the glasses.)

      > In my opinion, the truly interesting part of this article is that once his technological aids were removed, this guy ceased to be able to complete basic tasks like walking. This has significant ramifications for wearable computing. Is it augmented reality? Or is it a crutch without which he can't function?

      "Yes and yes."

      And that's precisely the kind of stuff he's researching.

      (Once my snowshoes were removed, I ceased to be able to walk in 4-foot-deep snow. Are my snowshoes a mobility-augmentor or a crutch?)

    3. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (Once my snowshoes were removed, I ceased to be able to walk in 4-foot-deep snow. Are my snowshoes a mobility-augmentor or a crutch?)

      Well, were you unable to walk on an ordinary hardwood floor after removing the snowshoes?..

    4. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Grue · · Score: 1

      Two major points:

      A. Knowing Steve Mann, and his previous exploits in pointing out the hypocrisy of surveillance, he was probably recording this event. That they destroyed the recordings is disturbing in and of itself.

      B. With all the precautions in place at airports, if somebody was to attempt to recreate 9/11, they could. Metal detectors don't detect plastic box cutters, bomb sniffers don't either. We've given up freedom for security, and the pitiful thing is, the security we've gotten is pitiful.

      I have no problem with increased security because of the horrible events that happened. But I also expect to be able to critique and argue about that security, because we are giving up rights for it.

      Josh

    5. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Nipok+Nek · · Score: 1

      This would be like the the feeling you get after removing roller-skates. Your brain has had a couple hours to figure out that no action=forward movement. Now, without the skates, when you stand still, you feel like you are moving. And that's just a couple of hours. What would it be like if you LIVED on roller-skates (Hi Tootie!) I could easily imagine that person not being able to walk properly for a while. Yes, they'd get over it, but not right away.

      Here's something I thought of while reading all of this. If you somehow had the ability to watch yourself from a birds-eye perspective, such that you always knew what was going on around you (Ala many 3D games, like EverQuest) and then suddenly lost that ability, you would be worse off than if you never had that ability. You wouldn't have built the skills to gather that information any other way. Conversly, some people who have been blind from life, and gain their vision either from surgery or whatever, occasionally have so much trouble coping with the world that they have to be re-blinded. The necessary skills just aren't there.

      Nipok Nek

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    6. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Vulture_ · · Score: 1
      From reading the New York Times article, it doesn't sound like Mann had any "implants" "forcibly removed". It sounds like they tore electrodes off his body. In other words, they pulled tape off his skin, and it caused bleeding. Unpleasant, sure, but it's not like they strapped him down and used a drill to extract chips from his brain. More like they pulled off a Band-Aid too fast.
      In any civilized country, such as the United States, a security guard taking any action at all which causes bleeding is just asking for a lawsuit, prison, or worse.

      If this happened in the U.S. this rent-a-cop asshole would probably have some assault charges to contend with by now.

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    7. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it augmented reality? Or is it a crutch without which he can't function?

      If it is, so what? Humans rely on technology every day, just like I would not be able to function without contact lenses. Same applies to people with pacemakers, hearing aids, diabetics etc etc. We rely on technology more and more, and we eventually *assume* that that technology will be reliable, and in future these technologies we rely on *will* be devices that are or act as implants. Its really not such a bad thing. Our society as it is structured would collapse badly if electricity was suddenly removed (think of all the frozen/refridgerated food that would go bad, the whole mass-agricultural system that allows such huge cities to form becomes unviable), but we all live on the assumption that electricity will always be there. It will be the same for augmented reality systems in the future.

    8. Re:maybe overstating the case a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawsuit? Prison? _WORSE_? For stripping of a piece of STICKER TAPE?

      Please, WAKE UP. Look out of the window. There is a real world out there, you know, a world were every small accidental scratch is a reason to throw a person into the prison. Well, maybe in U.S., you certainly are stupid enough for that, but then, U.S. doesn't really count as a civilized country either.

  44. Re:This guy is creepy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry old chap, you're a troll.

  45. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Sebastopol · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and pulled off is electrodes was wrong,

    Based on this one comment I could claim Mann is a pretty lousy hardware designer.

    What he did was the equivalent of soldering the keyboard to the motherboard. Couldn't he have at least forseen having to one-day disconnect and had instead used a micro molex connector or something?

    Duh.

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  46. Keep this in mind by bill_guts · · Score: 1

    Toronto and St. John's are two very different places. Toronto being the largest city in Canada and St. John's is more of a small town. He has a documentary made about him that was heavily advertised in T.O. Other parts of the country don't have a clue about him (sometimes i wish i didn't have a clue either - the documentary kept my attention for about 30 seconds)

    Without a fully functional system, he said, he found it difficult to navigate normally. He said he fell at least twice in the airport, once passing out after hitting his head on what he described as a pile of fire extinguishers in his way. He boarded the plane in a wheelchair.

    am i the only one who thinks this is funny? malfunctioning cyborg tripping through a rural airport. i hope that's in the next documentary.

    Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently. He is now undergoing tests to determine whether his brain has been affected by the sudden detachment from the technology.

    maybe the strip search really got to him...

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    1. Re:Keep this in mind by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I don't think making fun of this guy is appropriate. It is not funny that he fell down and hurt himself. Making cracks about his mental state after after the stripsearch is hardly mature either.

      If you depend on glasses to see, and the airport confiscates them because they're metal, you wouldn't find it so funny if you tripped over something and hit your head.

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    2. Re:Keep this in mind by madape · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you depended on glasses ONLY because you started wearing glasses all the time to look more intellectual or "conduct research" on the glasses-wearing lifestyle, and NOT because there was actually something WRONG with your sight in the first place.... well, that's a different story. Still not funny, per se, but certainly interesting...

    3. Re:Keep this in mind by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Somehow I doubt this guy was sticking wires in his body and wearing a $500,000 computer system to get chicks. He'd be much better off buying a Porsche.

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    4. Re:Keep this in mind by bill_guts · · Score: 1

      i'm not making fun of him, i'm making fun of his situation.

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  47. The article is short. Registration is long. by runlvl0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    March 14, 2002
    At Airport Gate, a Cyborg Unplugged
    By LISA GUERNSEY

    SEEKING COMPENSATION - Prof. Steve Mann, a walking experiment in wearable computers, went through a three-day ordeal trying to board an Air Canada plane bound for Toronto.

    STEVE MANN, an engineering professor at the University of Toronto, has lived as a cyborg for more than 20 years, wearing a web of wires, computers and electronic sensors that are designed to augment his memory, enhance his vision and keep tabs on his vital signs. Although his wearable computer system sometimes elicited stares, he never encountered any problems going through the security gates at airports.

    Last month that changed. Before boarding a Toronto-bound plane at St. John's International Airport in Newfoundland, Dr. Mann says, he went through a three-day ordeal in which he was ultimately strip- searched and injured by security personnel. During the incident, he said, $56,800 worth of his $500,000 equipment was lost or damaged beyond repair, including the eyeglasses that serve as his display screen.

    His lawyer in Toronto, Gary Neinstein, sent letters two weeks ago to Air Canada (news/quote), the airport and the Canadian transportation authority arguing that they acted negligently and seeking reimbursement for the damaged equipment so that Dr. Mann could put his wearable computer back together again.

    The difficulties that Dr. Mann faced seem related to the tightening of security in airports since the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11. But he had flown from Toronto to St. John's two days earlier without a hitch.

    On that day, Feb. 16, he said, he followed the routine he has used on previous flights. He told the security guards in Toronto that he had already notified the airline about his equipment. He showed them documentation, some of it signed by his doctor, that described the wires and glasses, which he wears every waking minute as part of his internationally renowned research on wearable computers.

    He also asked for permission not to put his computer through the X-ray machine because the device is more sensitive than a laptop. He said that the guards examined his equipment and allowed him to board the flight.

    But when he tried to board his return flight on Feb. 18, his experience was entirely different. This time, he said, he was told to turn his computer on and off and put it on the X-ray machine. He took his case to Neil Campbell, Air Canada's customer service manager at the St. John's airport, and spent the next two days arranging conversations between his university colleagues and the airline.

    The security guards continued to require that he turn his machine on and off and put it through the X-ray machine while also tugging on his wires and electrodes, he said. Still not satisfied, the guards took him to a private room for a strip-search in which, he said, the electrodes were torn from his skin, causing bleeding, and several pieces of equipment were strewn about the room.

    Once his system was turned off, turned on again, X-rayed and dismantled, Dr. Mann passed the security check. When he was finally allowed to go home, some pieces of equipment were not returned to him, he said, and his glasses were put in the plane's baggage compartment although he warned that cold temperatures there could ruin them.

    Without a fully functional system, he said, he found it difficult to navigate normally. He said he fell at least twice in the airport, once passing out after hitting his head on what he described as a pile of fire extinguishers in his way. He boarded the plane in a wheelchair.

    "I felt dizzy and disoriented and went downhill from there," he said.

    Air Canada said that there was no record that any of Dr. Mann's baggage had been lost and that the Canadian transportation agency, Transport Canada, had required that his belongings be X-rayed. "We don't tell the security firms that there is going to be an exception made," said Nicole Couture-Simard, a spokeswoman for Air Canada. "We don't have that authority."

    Transport Canada declined to comment on the case except to say that it was reviewing it.

    Considering that even tweezers may be confiscated when a passenger boards a flight these days, the stricter scrutiny that Dr. Mann faced may not seem surprising. But for him, the experience raises the question of how a traveler will fare once wearable computing devices are such fixtures on the body that a person will not be able to part with them.

    "We have to make sure we don't go into a police state where travel becomes impossible for certain individuals," Dr. Mann said.

    Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently. He is now undergoing tests to determine whether his brain has been affected by the sudden detachment from the technology.

    Alejandro R. Jahad, director of the University of Toronto's Program in E-Health Innovation, who has worked closely with Dr. Mann, said that scientists now had an opportunity to see what happens when a cyborg is unplugged. "I find this a very fascinating case," he said.

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  48. Ah.... by bucklesl · · Score: 1

    So that's why those airport dogs were going crazy...

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  49. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by roybadami · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now, I don't think he/she misread the post, though he may have worded his/her response badly.

    The question is, what could there be in a computer system that would be sensitive to X-rays...

    Maybe flash memory is potentially vulnerable, but laptops contain that... can't think of much else...

  50. WTF? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    They REMOVED STUFF FROM HIS BODY!?

    Why didn't he just take a boat back or something? Did they not allow him to simply leave?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did they not allow him to simply leave?

      I was curious about that too. Can they just strip-search you anytime they want? Isn't a warrant needed for that stuff. I tell you what, if somebody said to me "listen, we need to strip-search you", I would be like forget it. If they didn't let me leave, I'm going to put up a fight. I tell you what, if that is the case, I won't be flying for a while until all of this stuff calms down.

    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they not allow him to simply leave?

      Yes, of course. He was trying to make a point. If he had taken a bus he would have been fine.

      International commercial flight is a privilege, not a right. He won't get shit back for this. It isn't like they removed a pacemaker from his chest.

      if that is the case, I won't be flying for a while

      Ya right...

    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's just Canada - a country that no longer has an independant foreign policy and that has a government so weak that they must cowtow to every whim of the bigger neighbors next door. It's just getting more dissapointing every day to be a Canadian :(

  51. Re:Is this the whole story? by erasmus_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No we're not hearing the only side of the story. The article quotes the airline, and they claim no responsibility. I fail to see how you're questiong NY Times, but want to hear it directly from the airport, who's going to have their lawyer give you the standard "no comment" response.

    You're not going to hear from the guys who actually did this, unless it's as a dark silhouette with a disguised voice on Dateline in a few months. I'm not waiting until then to make my decision on which side is right.

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  52. Big-o Deal-o. by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    But I don't think it's all that shocking, given that here's a guy, covered in wires and batteries, getting on a plane post 9/11.

    The world post-9/11 is no different from the world pre-9/11, except perhaps for the fact that people are willing to accept any old damn thing in the name of security. After all, The World Is Dangerous, And We Might Die!!!

    I guess the Terrorist trump card just got its value doubled. I find it laughable that this game has to be played at all.

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    1. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by funkapus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Any old damn thing in the name of security"?

      Let's think about this hypothetically. You're a security guard. Your job is to ensure that planes don't blow up. Six months ago thousands of people died because security failed, so there's pressure on you to be extremely careful.

      So this guy shows up at your post and the metal detector goes off. The guy says he can explain, and pulls up his shirt to reveal wires all over his undershirt leading into a couple of boxes, also concealed underneath his clothing. He then helpfully informs you that he's a cyborg, and that he has a letter from his doctor.

      Personally, if I was in this situation, I'd have two concerns. First, this guy's telling me he's a cyborg, which frankly gives me doubts about his mental stability. Second, he's got wires and batteries and all kinds of crap concealed under his clothing. Sure, he's telling me that it's a computer, but it looks like a bomb to me. The boxes are screwed shut, so I can't see what's inside them, and he won't let me run it through the X-ray. These are also custom boxes that look like no computer I've ever seen.

      Now, how're you going to determine the truth of the matter? I seriously doubt a security guard is keeping up on the state of wearable computing, so you're not going to recognize Steve Mann. Mann's got a note from his doctor and other documentation about this equipment, but you have no reason to think that these documents are credible. Maybe you call your boss to see if he knows anything about this, and more likely than not your boss hasn't been informed, because the message has been lost in the corporate fog. Or maybe he has been informed, but he's in the bathroom and you can't get him on the phone.

      So you're standing there at the checkpoint, with a man in front of you whom you have many reasons to believe might be wearing a bomb, and you have only his word that it's a computer.

      I don't think anyone in this situation would just let him hop on the plane. Maybe you disagree, and that's fine. But in that case I sure hope you aren't working in airport security.

    2. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      There are still other places terrorists can attack, we could become a police state if we dont watch out.

      The main reason we dont have terrorist attacks all the time is 2 reasons, we dont have an ongoing war inside our country, and we have terrorist monitoring groups. If we just refused to allow the 1500+ people in the states that were known to have terrorist affiliations, we would never have had 911. But that would make too much sense, wouldnt it?

    3. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by posmon · · Score: 0

      damn right. except don't bother searching him, just shoot the motherfucker.

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    4. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Above · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're right, but only half right. I wouldn't
      expect him to be able to just walk through security, for exactly the reasons you describe.
      The $10 an hour guy can't make that decision.
      The problem his the report clearly states he
      spent two days escalating to many
      non-$10 an hour people who at some point should
      have been able to verify his story, and figure out
      a way to get him on the plane.



      Let's also be real here, what terrorist is
      going to spend two days escalting up the food
      chain to hijack a plane.



      The thing that concerns me the most here is
      the lack of consistency. Anyone who travels has
      seen this for years, both pre and post 9/11.
      He had no major issues in one airport, and major
      problems in another. If we're going to have
      security, there should at least be an expectation
      that if you were able to fly somewhere you can
      return in the same state, and that's far from
      the case.


    5. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Six months ago thousands of people died because security failed

      Exactly what part of security failed on 9/11? That these guys were allowed on the plane in the first place? No way could airport security have known that they shouldn't. That they brought box cutters? I don't recall them being required to stop anyone carrying anything with a sharp edge on it into a plane, so they didn't fail in that regard. They could have just as easily used a straight razor or utility knife. Or a sharp piece of glass or ceramic.

      There is no reasonable amount of searching that can keep someone from bringing a potential weapon onto a plane. The problem here is that they were able to hijack the plane in the first place using nothing but a 2-inch blade. If anything failed that day, it wasn't the groundside security.

      So you're standing there at the checkpoint, with a man in front of you whom you have many reasons to believe might be wearing a bomb, and you have only his word that it's a computer.

      So if in doubt, brutalize? Hold the man for 3 days? Trash his equipment? Ignore everything he says and any documentsation he has? Gee, that's just swell..

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    6. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      Maybe you call your boss to see if he knows anything about this, and more likely than not your boss hasn't been informed, because the message has been lost in the corporate fog. Or maybe he has been informed, but he's in the bathroom and you can't get him on the phone.
      So you wait until someone that has a clue can turn up. You can just keep the guy until the plane goes if you have to, the airline would certainly be happier about that than court action over injuries incurred and equipment damage as the result of a search. I suspect that the guys involved will have some sort of disiplinary action taken against them as soon as the legal costs start to come in.
    7. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by SablKnight · · Score: 1

      Let's also be real here, what terrorist is
      going to spend two days escalting up the food
      chain to hijack a plane.


      Maybe the same ones who would spend years learning to fly planes in preparation for one flight?

      -SablKnight

    8. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you piss him off?

      point2: his wires are _inside_ his clothing, not wound around him. they are basically invisible to a quick check.

      point3: he didnt just show up, he had let the airline know he would be travelling, indeed he had already travelled.

    9. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      You might expect that security restrictions would be the same when flying domestically, but this is international. I would expect that security might be much much more strict in some nations than in others. I don't see why you should be able to necessarily return in the same condition that you left in.

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    10. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

      You might expect that security restrictions would be the same when flying domestically, but this is international.

      No. St. John's, Newfoundland, CANADA, to Toronto, Ontario, CANADA. I don't see any national borders being crossed here.

      -- Bryan Feir

    11. Re:Big-o Deal-o. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Oh, I'm a retard. For some reason I thought I read O'Hare, not Ontario. Don't ask me how I screwed that up.

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  53. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by roybadami · · Score: 1
    glad to see someone else sees the other side here. how can they validate the doctot's papers? how can they know it's not a bomb? many make the point these security gaurds are generally dubm. and they are. too dumb to tell the difference between a wearable computing aparatus and something potentially dangerous.
    Hmm, how can they tell the difference between a pacemaker, and someone who's had a bomb implanted within their body

    Terrorism is bad -- no one will argue against that. But you have to be careful that the cure isn't worse than the disease.

  54. This is interesting... by JPriest · · Score: 3, Informative
    computers and electronic sensors that are designed to augment his memory, enhance his vision and keep tabs on his vital signs.

    Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently.

    "they" have seem similar occurrences in individuals that often use PDA to jot down things in that some individuals tend become dependant on the technology. I am sure this case is making for an interesting study, but I am more curious on learning more about some of the devices he has wired himself into and how he uses them. So far this is probably the best link I have found detailing the technologies he is using.

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    1. Re:This is interesting... by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Steve Mann is/was an avid member of the Wearhard group and his true work, and current technology is available in the wearhard archives: wearables.blu.org

      Funny enough, just recently there was a thread in the wearhard articles regarding airport security:
      wearables.blu.org/wear-hard-02/20026352 .html

      Steve Mann's home page is located here:
      www.eecg.toronto.edu/~mann

      This is frightening for someone who uses technology in much the same way as Steve, and I'm sure all members of the Wearable community are going to be thinking long and hard about this one...

  55. All about eyetap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to find out how Mann's unique headgear works and why it is so much better than Xybernaut's then visit http://about.eyetap.org/

    I designed the about.eyetap site as part of my ECE1766 coursework at the University Of Toronto btw, but I already received my course grade, so this isn't a shameless plug :)

    1. Re:All about eyetap by GMOL · · Score: 1

      You poor brainwashed ECE1766, his whole "eyetap" nonsense is garbage...please enlighten us and tell us why a crummy mirror and digital camera is "so much better" than what xybernaut has?

    2. Re:All about eyetap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No brainwashing involved. Just pickup a copy of "Intelligent Image Processing, Vol. 1" (ISBN:0471406376) and read chapter three if you do not understand the advantages of eyetap. Also you can find all his journal papers on his website linked above.

      Although it may be difficult to accept anything that Mann says in person because he is such a socially inept freak, his writing really does make a lot of sense.

    3. Re:All about eyetap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not an ECE1766er, but it's mainly the use it's put towards. Xybernaut didn't have product until the past 5 years or so, while Mann was working on his kit for two+ decades. He does have some interesting, perhaps esoteric thoughts on the uses the technology can be put towards. His focus has always been on the communicative/interactive aspect, and he was doing amateur wireless networking (AX.25 'Packet Radio') long before you could just pick up an 802.11 card for $50.

      Today, finally, you *can* buy a Xybernaut and rig up an 'eyetap' system with it, or just use it for inventory control or whatever 'boring' applications Xybernaut is pitching. Mann's moved on to addressing the cultural implications of pervasive computing and networking. On the one hand, I cringe at this sort of "Minsky-style" thinking (O NO! 3V1L CYb0RGz W1LL K0nQ0R T3H UN1V3RZ3!!), but Mann's just pimping the same 'democratic surveillance' idea that Sterling is. 9/11 demonstrated some interesting implications of broadly distributed cellphones, and the next step from there is broadly-distributed videography. We're really hitting that point from a technological perspective (although, were it not for the vagaries of spectrum-allocation, you might've been able to run a personal TV station for the price of a cellphone as early as 1970 or so), so it's worthwhile to plan for the eventual applications. After all, it'd suck if someone trapped in the WTC didn't quite get their last message out because they were fumbling with a poorly-designed UI!

      In 100 years, this may seem as quaint as discussing the impact the telephone would have. However, the telephone network *sucks* in many ways (arbitrary numbers vs. addressing, limited failover ability, etc), so taking these discussions seriously may help us make the next communications medium more robust, more useful, and more liberating.

    4. Re:All about eyetap by GMOL · · Score: 1
      No brainwashing involved. Just pickup a copy of "Intelligent Image Processing, Vol. 1" (ISBN:0471406376) and read chapter three if you do not understand the advantages of eyetap. Also you can find all his journal papers on his website linked above.

      Oh right if it's in a book it has to be true! There are tonnes of clear example of augmented reality HMD's before any of Mann's publications.

      Please tell me how this is worse than staring at some low resolution TV screen hooked to a motherboard under your sweater while carrying around a car battery?

  56. That's NF For You by jonnyfish · · Score: 1

    I used to live in Newfoundland, in St. John's (well actually Mount Pearl, but unless you've heard of it you can just call it St. John's, since it's more like a sub-section of the city). Knowing the mentality of the people there, it is very likely that this was some sort of practical joke. No, really. We Newfoundlanders are like that.

    1. Re:That's NF For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crazy Newfies. You crack us all up with your shennanigans

  57. Living as a cyborg by bribecka · · Score: 2

    STEVE MANN, an engineering professor at the University of Toronto, has lived as a cyborg for more than 20 years, wearing a web of wires, computers and electronic sensors that are designed to augment his memory, enhance his vision and keep tabs on his vital signs.

    Jeez, I wonder what his wife thinks of all this?

    Oh, wait... :)

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    1. Re:Living as a cyborg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually she's pretty cool. She even helped us out in the ECE1766 course when we stayed out all night creating lightspace vectors of the UofT campus.

      Incidentally, I think they have a lot of cybersex together cause Steve gets really tired and can't get it up after lugging around his gear all day.

    2. Re:Living as a cyborg by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Jeez, I wonder what his wife thinks of all this?
      Steve Mann is married, and the answer to your question is in this interview (well, his version of it :-) )
      Mann met Betty in 1984. At the time, his then-crude wearable system required him to "metallicize" his hair with a special silvery paint so it would conduct electricity. He admits his circle of friends at that time had gotten a little small, with many people put off by his technological persona.

      "When I first met the person who was later to become my wife, I had already committed myself to being a cyborg, having modified myself into that way of existence," Mann recalls. "But she accepted me for what I was at a time when I was probably the only one on the planet living this kind of life."

      There is hope for us all ... :-)

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    3. Re:Living as a cyborg by kindbud · · Score: 2, Funny

      He neglected to mention of course, that Betty is blind, has a speech imediment, and weighs 400 lbs.

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    4. Re:Living as a cyborg by posmon · · Score: 0

      but she gives GREAT head.

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    5. Re:Living as a cyborg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the type of implant, she may find this rather exciting

    6. Re:Living as a cyborg by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      I know you mean to be funny, but I wouldn't want people to believe you.

      There's video footage of her online here:

      http://www.cbc.ca/cyberman/video/betty.ram

      She looks pretty normal to me.

  58. Watch Out by guamman · · Score: 1

    Seeing as these implants gave him as much trouble as they did, and I remember a story a few weeks ago on the first implantable locator chip for humans, what is the end result? We have just reached the age where it is concievable that a decent segment of the population will have some sort of implant. My grandfather has trouble getting through the airport with his pacemaker as it is and he requires documentation from his doctor on occasion. If implants get to the point where some are elective and may be bigger than the grain of sand that the ID chip is, we surely have quite a problem ahead of us.

  59. HAHAH +1 funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod this parent up

  60. Mann's Enhancements... by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Off the top of my head, here are some items that he had, which probably were stripped from him:

    Augmented vision (camera & hud glasses)

    Handheld chording keyboard

    Any mic/headphone setup

    Wireless/cellular hookup

    Without his input/output devices, he would have lost access to his memory enhancement programs (smart conversation tags to lookup keywords, replay stored audio, etc.), vision enhancement programs (recording, environment reconstruction, text overlay), and probably all of his sending/receiving capability.

    I pray that he backed up his rig before he flew. All the data he accumulated/uploaded while in Newfoundland is probably toast. (Why the hell was he in Newfoundland anyways? Was he speaking or just visiting?)

    In one fell swoop they cut him off from his augmented memory and processing, and then threw his visual system for a loop, hence the need for a wheelchair. Oh, and of course, they trashed some very expensive, hard to replace, custom equipment. Not nice. I'd hate to think what might have happened if Mann had needed vital implants (heartrate regulator, insulin, etc.) that would have summarily been stripped along with the rest of his hardware.

  61. Heh by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man his "late 90s" pic makes him look like a dork. If he's going to go all crypto-cyborg he really needs to use better shades.

    Anyway, he's obviously a dangerous spy. Just look, in the first image, he's waring a t-shirt with a MAP OF CHINA what more evidence do you need!?

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    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your site dude. Time to fap it again.

    2. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He looks sorta like Bono from U2 in the late 90s picture. :P

  62. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by sulli · · Score: 1

    Exactly my point. What piece of equipment did he have that couldn't be x-rayed? I can't think of anything that would be so sensitive - maybe it was a bunch of FPGAs or other programmable devices that might get scrambled, but I doubt even that.

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  63. Canada Airport Security= Dumb by Link-chan · · Score: 1

    [sarcasm]One more reason why Canada sucks![sarcasm]

  64. He's got a webserver! by JPriest · · Score: 2

    "I've got a web server on my body. The I.P. address of my body is 128.100.10.122."

    And the link, it seems as though my traceroute dies somewhere in Newfoundland.

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    1. Re:He's got a webserver! by KaiserSoze · · Score: 1

      Holy jeez! What would happen if this got slashdotted? Would the poor guy burst into flames? Or would his liver melt?

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    2. Re:He's got a webserver! by frenchs · · Score: 1

      If he got slashdotted, would that be considered a 3 some... strike that.. half-a-million some?

      Maybe next time I see a porn where some girl is in a "group situation"... I will just say she is getting slashdotted.

      -steve

  65. Re:The article is short. Registration is long. by Falcula · · Score: 1

    The article is short. Registration is long

    ...but not while the evil days come not.

  66. HE DOESN"T HAVE IMPLANTS! by GMOL · · Score: 1

    I worked for this guy,
    HE DOES NOT HAVE IMPLANTS of any kind, and
    most of the time I saw him he wasn't wearing his wearcomp, it's not like he's sonsry dependant on the thing.

  67. Re:This guy is creepy by ewhac · · Score: 2

    He did play by the rules.

    The rules are: Unless they have a damn good reason to do otherwise, the authorities are to leave you alone.

    Schwab

  68. All about eyetap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to find out how Mann's unique headgear works and why it is so much better than Xybernaut's, then visit http://about.eyetap.org/

    I designed the about.eyetap site as part of my ECE1766 coursework at the University Of Toronto btw, but I already received my course grade, so this isn't a shameless plug :)

    Also here is an article from the UofT newspaper about the ECE1766 course.

  69. It's Not About Security by StormyMonday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's about control.

    It's both control of the passengers (You *will* drop your trousers and paint your arse green!) and control of the drelbs who run the security checkpoints (follow *every* rule *exactly* or you're fired!) Security- related professions are magnets for rule-bound control freaks.

    Most of the stuff is ridiculous. "Turn the laptop on and off". Tweezers. Fingernail clippers. Very little about security and a whole lot about "I'm in charge and you're not!"

    Control freaks at play.

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    1. Re:It's Not About Security by tweek · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

      All of the changes made in airport security lately are nothing but facepaint.

      The problem is the fact that the people working airport security are those with no marketable skillsets whatsoever in the private sector. Thank god there's a fucking sunset clause on the PATRIOT act in regards to federalized screeners.

      You have people working security who can't compete with the people flying. THEY want to fly somewhere too and be on the otherside of the xray machine. But they can't thanks to being fucking idiots. so what do they do? Hassle an 80 year old woman and force her to take out her dentures or somesuch stupidity.

      I realize all this happened in Canada but it goes to show you that socialism doesn't make people any fucking smarter.

      By the way, did you know that Argonbright Security is still working for the airports?

      Next time you go through, check the actual name badge of your favorite airport screener. The uniforms won't say it but the badges do.

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  70. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > Behind all those wires, or in the laptop he refused to have X-rayed (WHAT possible laptop can't handle an X-ray?!) could be explosives or other weapons.

    With the possible exception of the X-ray issue, I point out that the bomb/drug-sniffing equipment is there for precisely that eventuality.

    Let's give the drooling fucknozzle behind the counter the benefit of the doubt for a moment and think about what would have been reasonable.

    At most, they should have stripped him to check where all the wires/electrodes went, and run the sniffer over each electrode to make sure nothing naughty was concealed beneath the electrode, nor anything else that didn't get X-Rayed.

    Upon finding no explosives and no drugs, they should have let him put his clothes on and travel.

    All of which is beside the point, which is that the goon should have started by reading the goddamn papers Prof. Mann was carrying, that authorized him to carry the gear on the flight.

    (...and called his supervisor when he realized he couldn't understand the words with more than one syllable, and let the supervisor make the call.)

  71. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by ethereal · · Score: 1

    Trust me - if he was really trying to blow up the airplane, would he try to go through security with all of those wires, electronics, etc? The whole point of being a terrorist is getting by security, not getting hassled by them.

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  72. I thought knitting needles were banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Airport security is afraid someone is going to knit an Afghan...

  73. ID papers for implants don't always work... by Raetsel · · Score: 2

    You might remember this one: Congressman Dingell (who has a metal hip) gets strip-searched. Looks like it happened on January 5, 2002.

    At least they didn't try to carve it out. On the other hand, he probably got preferential treatment 'cause he's a high-and-mighty elected official. (Yeah, right.)

    <joke> I guess the people manning that particular security station voted for his opponent... </joke>

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    1. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      I thought he didn't have his papers, though. Sorry if I'm wrong. Christ, I can only imagine if they tried to take out an artificial hip in an airport...... goodbye airport, airline, and probably the city....

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    2. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by tb3 · · Score: 2

      My mom just got a titanium knee replacement and she's got the x-rays (in handy wallet-size) to take through airport security with her.

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    3. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      Titanium doesn't set off the metal detectors. I know because I have a titanium plate in my leg...

      graspee

    4. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      I saw a titanium knife that was advertised as being able to get through a metal detector...that was a few years ago. I wonder what they do about something like that.

    5. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by Hallow · · Score: 2

      Hrm. So there's no way to check for:

      Titanium, plastic, obsidian, flint, bone, antler or any number of other materials that could be used as a weapon and strapped onto someone's body. Security is just great, ain't it? Doesn't it just make you feel so much safer? You'd literally have to strip-search everybody.

      I am almost constantly reminded these days of one of my favorite quotes:

      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franking, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

      Ben Franklin knew and understood back then that trading freedom for a feeling of safety was no trade at all. I wish all the sheeple would start to realize it.

    6. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by grahamm · · Score: 1

      As Titanium is a metal, would the airline/airport authorities be able to sue the maker of the metal detector if a terrorist were to hijack a 'plane using titanium weapons which had passed, undetected, through the metal detectors?

    7. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      After 20011109 (I'm European, but I prefer ISO dates...), I was thinking that you really don't even need a sharp object to threaten people the way the terrorists did. A large and strong man could grab a member of the cabin crew and threaten to either break their neck, strangle them etc. Or if they wanted to use a sharp object, how about a pencil, a fountain pen or a sharpened pda stylus ?

      If people are that mad, then there is little you can do to stop them.

      graspee

    8. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 1

      oops 20010911 before anyone else corrects me.

      graspee

    9. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      I had a rod and a couple screws (stainless steel)put in my arm last fall. Several people asked if I would get some sort of card for the airport. When I asked the doctor, he said they don't distribute anything like that.

      Hopefully the embarrassment will be limited to having to take my shirt off and people laughing at my gut.

    10. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that titanium didn't set off metal detectors...

      I make about four round trips between France and the UK per year, and then a couple of longer trips (US, South America, Asia) each year. I find airport security a bad joke.

      This Mann man was on the receiving end of incompetence and inconsistency; he got his outward leg over and done with, but his return leg was hell. That's bad enough.

      But then, I carry a pocket knife all the time. Usually, when I arrive at the airport, I slip the knife into my hold luggage. A few times, I've arrived with no hold luggage. So I took my key case, slipped the knife into it, and put it into the box next to the metal-detector portal and walked through. The "guard" pats the leather pouch, it jingles, he gives it back to me. It doesn't go through the X-ray machine.

      Then there are the various bits of "kit" you can easily buy: nylon and kevlar knives, rat-tail combs...

      Not to mention the Friday Night Special: broken bottle. At an international airport, check in your luggage, then go to the "Duty-Free" shop and buy a couple of bottles of something or other. Board the plane; crash, tinkle, instant lethal weapons.

      The point I'm trying to make is that there are so many ways of getting lethal stuff onto airplanes, that the problem isn't in the "weapons", it's the people getting on the planes!

      Somebody intelligent, and with an axe to grind, will find a way of getting lethal stuff aboard.

      Then again, there are some real fuckwits around, like that "British" bloke called Reid, who tried to spark up the heel of his shoe, packed with explosives... He didn't even try to hide in the khazi while doing it. I suppose he was scared of setting off the smoke detector.

    11. Re:ID papers for implants don't always work... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I don't think that would work any more.

      Now that passengers are aware that at least some hijackers want to kill everyone on the plane (and lie about wanting to do that), many passengers are a LOT more willing to risk danger or death to themselves to stop someone, and I don't think using a hostage will work if the passengers think the individual intends to destroy the whole plane anyway.

      And no, unless they're some kind of fighting god, I don't think even a really strong person is going to last too long against 5 or 6 enraged & panicked passengers (of at least typical weight), especially in the cramped confines of a plane (where there's not much room to maneuver).

      There's already been a few stories in the press about passengers dogpiling on dangerous individuals.

  74. eyetap.org by silentbozo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Given that he accessed everything through his wearable, and that his HUD was quarter VGA (240x180?), he probably designed his site for that medium, which explains the big text and scarcity of graphics. Add that to the fact that he probably wrote the code for his site on his wearable, and this is what you get.

    Try using lynx to visit the site, and tell us if it still seems confusing.

  75. Not his first run-in there! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5, Informative

    Two years ago Steve Mann had a very similar run-in with AirCanada, they being very hostile towards him bringing his equipment on-board, and damaging some of his equipment in the process.

    His detailed description with photos is at Air Canada Irresponsibility.

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    1. Re:Not his first run-in there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two years ago Steve Mann had a very similar run-in with AirCanada

      Once a victim, shame on you. Twice a victim, shame on me.

    2. Re:Not his first run-in there! by poopyhead · · Score: 1

      I'm from St. John's, Newfoundland, but I've lived in Toronto for a couple of years now. I'd just like to add that I've often had trouble getting through security in St. John's. And that's pre-sept11 as well..

      I don't know what it is with them, but they're super anal about pretty much everything. They made me turn every last piece of electronic equipement in my bag on my way back to TO during the holidays. And me being a gadget geek, that all adds up (pda, MD, camera, gameboy...). Not to mention the fact that they had one x-ray machine open. My flight left a full 2 hours late. I didn't board until a full hour after we were supposed to have been in the air.

      I've never gotten through the big metal-detector without setting it off, and that was after living there for 20 years and done an above average amount of traveling.

      *shrug* My gf and I have complained so many times about that airport, but I really never thought it would come to this. I want to go find Dr. Mann and talk to him about it!

      Don't think all us Newfoundlanders are insane!

      (hrm.. just realized what my sig says. there goes that theory)

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    3. Re:Not his first run-in there! by geoswan · · Score: 1
      I think it is pretty likely that the Air Canada personnel had read his account of his previous run-in. Take the high-road Steve. Don't call people stupid.

      Awkwardly playing dumb is one of the few techniques left to low wage workers when someone tries to bully them, with threats to report them to higher authority, or with demands for exceptional treatment.

  76. Crazy by molywi · · Score: 0

    It's crazy that this kind of stuff goes on nowadays. Hell, I remember when you could walk on the plane with no problems - now the people working airport who are intimidated by us geeks ripped Steve apart just so they can say: I did it. Crazy world.

  77. A Pretoria cop shot a runner in the street by crovira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He just happened to have shot his country's best hope for a medal in the marathon that time.

    Ther black man was training in the streets of Pretoria. Of course being black in South Africa, he couldn't afford treadmills and other equipment which would have kept him off the streets and away from attracting the wrong kind of attention.

    The cop's justification: "He was running. He had to be running from something."

    NOTHING was ever done about the cop or the situation that cost the country a possible Olympic medal, never minbd that somebody DIED for NOTHING!

    Steve Mann is lucky that they didn't try high-voltage electrocution to see if the implants were really in there deep.

    There is nothing as stupid and as dangerous as an armed petty-bureaucrat. They are our version of officious tyrany (Pol Pot, Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, [your favorite despot here,]) but without money, opportunity or charisma. But they share the motivation.

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  78. As a member of the wearable computing mailing list by Dax_is_a_geek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a member of the wearable computing mailing list for over two years, and a Canadian I am personaly outraged! I will be sending a letter to Air Canada, aswell as Transport Canada. This is wholy un-called for in an enlightened society. Personaly owning some home-brew wearable stuff myself I can attest to the fragility of such pieces of technology. In the quest for smaller and lighter structural integraty get put in the back seat. THOSE BASTARDS!

  79. Heard the one about the Newfie and the Cyborg ? .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... So Prof. Mann walks up to the Big under paid Newfie with a 10 cent badge and says I wanna get on that plane ... The Newfie says 'No' and the Cyborg says stop yanking my chain !!!!

    God bless The Rock and its screetch!

  80. Where Does it Say Removal of Implants?? by dprior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't see anything about removal of implants in the article. Electrodes were pulled off of his body (supposedly causing bleeding). THat's hardly the removal of implants.

  81. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by smyle · · Score: 1
    (which is why I support the federalization program currently in progress in the US)

    Huh?

    When somebody becomes a federal employee, they suddenly get a whole new batch of brains? If the government wanted to militarize airport security in the name of homeland defense, I could at least kinda sorta understand. (i.e., nobody comes through that hasn't at least been through boot camp, and a court martial is in order for anybody that fscks up).

    Merely federalizing the employees does what? I have yet to hear a good response to this. You've got the same schmuck that worked for Schmuckville Airport, now getting paid by the federal government. The only difference is you're shifting the burden of paying for them off the 'frequent flyers' and onto the population as a whole.

    Brilliant.

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  82. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by fliplap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    instead used a micro molex connector or something?

    Yeah sure, he should have done that. Then they would have said "Whats that in your skin?"

    RIP, out come the connectors. The point is, by reading the article, if they really don't have the authority to grant any exemptions then they sure as hell don't have the authority to strip search or harm anyone who hasn't put up any physical resistance. I mean, what reason could they have for detaining him without allowing him to speak with his doctor or colleuges?

    Were they afraid he was going to goto the phone and blow someone up? Or shoot someone? If he was going todo that he would have blown up or shot the guards long before they strip searched him.

  83. Good for the airlines. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In days when you can attempt to blow up a plane with a setup that only exposes a few wires sticking out of a shoe, it was a good call to pull this freak out of the line and inspect him further.

    As for his fainting, losing memory, behavioral differences since the incident, etc... well thats what you get for using technologies and medical procedures that haven't been tested very well.

    what a dumbass.

  84. Oh come on ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... can you imagine anyone in their right mind letting someone looking like this through security?
    http://www.media.mit.edu/physics/pictur es/99.07.ma nn.jpg

  85. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Grab · · Score: 2

    Quite possible he did, but if they wanted to remove everything metal off him, then that means every sensor and every bit of wire.

    Grab.

  86. Canadian facists?! by Alari · · Score: 1

    I would have expected this kind of facist treatment from any airport security in the United States, but Canada should have been different... I guess we've finally corrupted them beyond all help.

    Maybe the guards had all just been watching "Cops" or something. ^.^

    (Or, maybe the presence of US military in pretty much every airport that has US flights is having an effect on their behavior.)

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  87. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

    He obviously could remove it, since he put it through the X-ray. Apparently, they yanked on the wires coming out of his body anyway, like pulling on the PS2 socket with pliers after disconnecting the keyboard.

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  88. JC Dent (Deus Ex) by Trevelyan · · Score: 1

    Lucky he never went to Canada in the game, would have made Bob page well happy, JC with no augmentations.

    Nooooooo my 1337 sniping skillz
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  89. Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 5, Informative

    In one fell swoop they cut him off from his augmented memory and processing, and then threw his visual system for a loop, hence the need for a wheelchair.

    I'm a graduate student at the University of Toronto, and interact with Prof. Mann on an intermittent basis (did a project under him a few years back, meet him in the lab whenever I'm borrowing his soldering equipment).

    He can see fine without his HUD. It's not a complete visual transformation overlay - it's a wearable computer display, functionally equivalent to most of the other wearable displays you can buy. He's been working on information-overlay projects for years, many of them successful, but to say that he has "vital" vision-enhancement programs running at all times is a drastic overstatement.

    Likewise, "augmented memory" consists of him either teleconferencing with someone or doing a Google lookup. He's perfectly capable of finding his way through this university, or an airport, without augmentation.

    Use common sense, people. If he was disoriented, I'd suspect it to be the result of a many-hour delay with inadequate food/water or of an overly-zealous search as opposed to loss of any electronics.

    1. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (I'm the same AC who got the first This-Is-Not-Kevin-Warwick post in up above; Mann rules.) Now, if he hadn't gone in for something bizarrely intrusive, as I initially guessed, was he still looking at half of everything 90-degrees rotated? Being switched back from that (not of your own volition) *and* being stripsearched, etc, would probably qualify as 'disorienting,' even if this may be an attempt to get his handling some press and make a social point. (His equipment would be recording a security checkpoint, said to be a crime down here in the US, though apparently selective, given the amount of press footage..)

      Really, now I'm just curious if he'd picked up the same ability with Rot90 that I've picked up between QWERTY and Dvorak.

    2. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Mod this person up..

      Having to deal with gun toting security staff, being strip searched, waiting hours without food/water would play on anyones nerves. Isnt this a form of torture?

    3. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by kemster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually you might be a little wrong there bucko. Years and years ago, when the earth was new, I was an undergrad at MIT and then-Media-Lab-graduate-student Mann spoke in a class I was taking. At the time, I believe he was trying to recruit people to do heavy-duty graphics work (i.e. when he moves his head side to side, his camera is taking discrete pictures of a room/building/whatever at different angles. He was working on algorithms to put them all together and make them coherent). Anyhow, the point is, I distinctly remember him saying that he got nauseous when he removed his visor. The reason was very simple. He spent all of his waking life (outside of the shower) in a 2D world. His body was so used to it, that living in 3D took some serious getting used to, and he would feel sick. My guess is that this is what happened. Ever feel like your eyes need some adjusting after staring at a 2D object (such as a movie theatre screen) for hours at a time? Now image doing that 24/7 for years and trying to re-adjust to the real world.

    4. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Oh good, a Steve Mann expert. Could you clarify for us these last two tantalizing paragraphs of the report:

      Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently. He is now undergoing tests to determine whether his brain has been affected by the sudden detachment from the technology.

      Alejandro R. Jahad, director of the University of Toronto's Program in E-Health Innovation, who has worked closely with Dr. Mann, said that scientists now had an opportunity to see what happens when a cyborg is unplugged. "I find this a very fascinating case," he said.

      I'm wondering about that quote: "he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently". What's up with that?

    5. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      At the time, I believe he was trying to recruit people to do heavy-duty graphics work (i.e. when he moves his head side to side, his camera is taking discrete pictures of a room/building/whatever at different angles. He was working on algorithms to put them all together and make them coherent).

      He's still working on that. He has pretty panoramic pictures printed up and taped to cabinets around the lab. It takes a cluster of computers to do the image calculations (yes, a beowolf - Prof. Mann would love it here if he isn't slashdotting already).

      I am deeply skeptical that any real-time reality modification is going on with his glasses. The most he's ever done here is show pictures of a text overlay that tracks targets, and write a laser tag variant that's supposed to paint surfaces colours when you "shoot" them. I have no idea if the latter works in real-time, as I haven't used one of his rigs for that (I strongly suspect it doesn't).

      Anyhow, the point is, I distinctly remember him saying that he got nauseous when he removed his visor. The reason was very simple. He spent all of his waking life (outside of the shower) in a 2D world. His body was so used to it, that living in 3D took some serious getting used to, and he would feel sick.

      That sounds like something Prof. Mann would say.

      It also contradicts everything I've seen him do. Like I said, he can perceive the world just fine without an overlay on his vision.

    6. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      Oh good, a Steve Mann expert. Could you clarify for us these last two tantalizing paragraphs of the report:

      Since losing the use of his vision system and computer memory several weeks ago, he said, he cannot concentrate and is behaving differently. He is now undergoing tests to determine whether his brain has been affected by the sudden detachment from the technology.

      My personal opinion?

      This has "publicity stunt" written all over it. My impression (admittedly from relatively little experience) is that he has an agenda to push and actively enjoys being a sh*t disturber to do it, as that gets more coverage.

      IMO, the most likely case is that he had a very stressful time before boarding the plane (understandably), didn't have the foresight to drink a lot of water on the plane trip, and ended up stressed and dehydrated at the airport on the way back. Maybe he fainted, or maybe he just felt a bit dizzy, but either way playing it up when reporting it was a golden media opportunity.

    7. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Man, I can't believe how overblown this is. This is typical Steve Mann.

      I worked for Steve Mann a while back. He lives for this publicity. The facts are, he has no implants. He also rarely ever wears electrodes on his body. And he functions perfectly fine without his so called eyetap. I have seen him many times with his glasses off, or disconnected from the computer with his pouch.

      The fact that he claimed that his computer is too sensitive is also a shame. His computer is nothing more than the latest cappucino (remember those? The cappucino, and the expresso?). It's no different than a laptop.

      Seriously, the most important part is that Steve Mann loved the publicity. He loves to talk the shit. And he loves to claim that he can't function without his electronic enhancements. My main concern with what he carries around is that for longer trips he needs a huge battery. I'm talking about a 12 pound batterry. That would worry me more than anything else he is carrying. The fact that he doesn't want to take his pouch off is also very suspicious. Imigine for a second that he wasn't Steve Mann. He could have easily caused an explosion with whatever was in the pouch. Don't you think that people would be pissed off he had been let through security?

      I remember once, he basically forced one of his students to act disabled on a flight to Washington DC from Toronto for a conference. They were presenting this augmented wheel chair, and he tried to get the student to board the plane on that wheel chair. Wisely, the people at the airline forced the student to switch to an airline wheelchair, so that they could check the enhanced wheelchair. Imagine being forced to act disabled, and being pushed around by airline employees because they think you are disabled.

      Frankly, I don't think much of Steve Mann. Those employees were just doing their jobs. They shouldn't have been so rough, but I doubt Mr. Mann was very cooperative either. And I am certain that he could have walked to the plain fine, without the use of a wheel chair, but that act obviously reinforces his act.

      Ah well.

    8. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      No. Grow up.

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    9. Re:Sounds more than a little exaggerated to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I said, he can perceive the world just fine without an overlay on his vision.

      Oh great, now you're telling us what someone else perceives. Thanks. You just lost all supposed expert credibility related to the Mann story if you can't grasp the essence of what perception is.

  90. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by dprior · · Score: 1

    How does airport security know his doctor isn't Osama? C'mon.

  91. Re:The article is short. Registration is long. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article is short. Registration is long

    ...but not while the evil days come not.


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  92. Mann isn't middle eastern by GMOL · · Score: 1

    While damaged equipment etc. is a valid point,
    people are acting as if he had been violated by asking him to remove his computers.

    Tell me if Mann was middle eastern guy, do you think no one would have minded him wearaing a bunch of computers and wires and getting on a plane?

  93. One Simple question... by rbeattie · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does this guy EVER take a SHOWER?!?!?!

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    1. Re:One Simple question... by isorox · · Score: 2

      Does this guy EVER take a SHOWER?!?!?!

      Apparently he does... Shocking

    2. Re:One Simple question... by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

      He'd be using one of those sonic ones from star trek.

    3. Re:One Simple question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would that be the ones that come with the hot vulcan chick? just curious.

  94. No Implants... by outlier · · Score: 5, Informative
    didn't know he had any implants- does anyone have any more information?

    Despite the claims in the slashdot blurb, Mann does not have any implants. The NYTimes story mentions that electrodes were removed from his skin. These are the same as those sticky things they attach when someone gets an EKG or polygraph test, and are presumably used by Mann to measure physiological things like heart rate or skin conductance. Mann claims that when they were removed he bled -- kind of like ripping off a really sticky band-aid...

    1. Re:No Implants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, the use of 'electrodes' had me thinking of the 'Terminal Man' sort- or some equally intrusive variety, perhaps connected to a retinal implant or lord-knows-what. Thanks for the clarification!

  95. What if Mann were disabled? by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful


    What if a person required such tools in order to move, breathe, or even think? Would this not be the equivalent to destroying an experimental respirator which has already been O.K.'ed by a doctor?

    Don't get me wrong, NOT searching would leave the possibility for a person claiming to be sick to be used as a bomb - but to RIP electrodes from a person's skin is reactionary, cruel, if not downright monsterous.

    They could have just denied him access to the plane instead.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:What if Mann were disabled? by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

      He doesn't. Let's wait until someone really does need 'em and then worry about it.

  96. Re:This guy is creepy by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

    Unless you are entering into an AIRPORT with strange things attached to your body!!! Sheesh.

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  97. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

    And my point is that we don't *know* what exactly comprises his setup, so we can't be saying that it shouldn't be x-rayed. Laptop, sure. Stick it through. But stuff that's controlling a man's body?

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  98. why didnt he take the train? by rbreve · · Score: 1

    If I were him, I would take a train to go home.

    1. Re:why didnt he take the train? by Hydro-X · · Score: 1

      Taking a train from Newfoundland to Toronto is more or less the same concept as driving from Hawaii to Los Angeles. Ok, that's an exagerated metaphore but the fact remains. There are no rail lines on the island of Newfoundland itself to begin with. They were pulled up by CN Rain and converted into walking/hiking trails and the like.

      Of course, you CAN get off the island in other ways. But that involves taking a bus to Port-aux-Basques, a ferry ride that takes several hours (plus wait), then a bus ride from Sydney NS to Truro or Halifax to catch the train. Then from there, the train only arrives in Montreal the following day at 8am. Add to that another few hours for the last leg, Montreal to Toronto. All told that's easily 3 days of travel time, maybe even more on a bad day. And that's also neglecting the fact that these bus rides, ferry fare and train tickets would probably cost just as much, if not more then a plane ticket. It's just not viable.

    2. Re:why didnt he take the train? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      And also points out the utter stupidity of mass transit systems; a terrorist, upon seeing the mass of security around the airport, isn't going to think to himself "Gee, I'll take the train. They don't even do baggage checks!"

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  99. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GSloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, you just pass all your expieremental equipment through the X-Ray machine - it shouldn't cause problems...

    Sheesh - I try to avoid things that might even remotely cause problems.

    This seems like a reasonable request for expieremental 1-off equipment.

    Cheers!

  100. Mann is a jackass by jon_c · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I just saw a 90 minute film on Steve Mann called Cyberman at SXSW in Austin, basically he has for about 20 years now hooked up a camera and video screen to his glasses. I believe his setup can now zoom, playback and bring up a crude command line prompt, he also has a single hand keyboard for input, and yes he walks around with this all the time. He also has renegade antennas setup around his city to stream video from his head to the web.

    However a few times they showed him going into retailers like walmart and gap with a consumer video camera (just to start shit). When an employee asks him to not bring the video camera in, he starts being a little smart ass about it. like "Well don't you have video cameras in here, why can you video tape me and I can't video tape you", "What if I told you that my glasses we're a video camera, would that be ok?". generally not agreeing with the store and making a jackass out of himself.

    I also saw him take off his glasses constantly, he would slip them off to do something, then put them back to walk around (then look around like a space cadet ), but it did not seem that he was in any way disoriented without his gear. So I don't buy that all of a sudden once his stuff was busted up by the security guards (which we're just trying to do there freakin job) that he started bumping into things, or at least not more then normally.

    I think what happened at the airport is that for "I'm cyberman" reasons he opted to keep his gear on, got shit from the security guards, proceeded to be a complete smartass while thinking, "if they fuck with me, I have it all on film", but when they broke his gear and is alibi that's when he really god pissed. I'm sure he was already expecting shit, but maybe hoping he could have covert footage of it to show the 8 o-clock news as well.

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    1. Re:Mann is a jackass by mccalli · · Score: 2
      ..."Well don't you have video cameras in here, why can you video tape me and I can't video tape you"...

      Whilst I'm not on his side for the airport incident, this point is a fair one.

      For example, I recently needed a chest of drawers for our nursery. Before I left, I videoed the nursery on a small digital camcorder so that I could compare possible purchases with the style and colour we already have. Then, since I wasn't sure about what I saw in the shop I taped the chest of drawers I was looking at from all angles, then zoomed in on its price tag so I got the model number and price for future ordering over the phone.

      Took a lot longer to type all that than it took me to actually do it. About thirty seconds' work got me some useful comparison information. So his question stands - what is wrong with me being able to tape you if you are able to tape me?

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:Mann is a jackass by bungo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agreed. Mann may well be a jackass.

      So, is there something in the Canadian constitution against that?

      Article XVII, subsection C, Clause 256 -
      Any person deemed to be a jackass, as defined by Slashdot shall be subjected to physical harm and have any mobile computing devices damaged by persons of low intelligence, authority and wages.


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    3. Re:Mann is a jackass by Helge+Hafting · · Score: 1
      ..."Well don't you have video cameras in here, why can you video tape me and I can't video tape you"...

      Whilst I'm not on his side for the airport incident, this point is a fair one.

      A store isn't necessarily fair. They own the shop - they set the rules. If you don't like them, go shop somewhere else.

    4. Re:Mann is a jackass by mccalli · · Score: 2
      They own the shop - they set the rules.


      Not so - trading standards apply. A shop has to abide by those rules.


      Cheers,

      Ian

    5. Re:Mann is a jackass by jon_c · · Score: 2

      I don't know what a trading standard is. But it seems that the fact of the matter would be that the store owns the land, and therefore when you shop there you are a guest on their land. You do not have the right to bring in a video camera, and if they ask you to leave, you have to leave. If that pisses you off then you don't have to go there. simple as that.

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    6. Re:Mann is a jackass by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunetely, that's quite as true as many (myself included) would like it to be. In the US, shops (and in particularly shopping malls -- especially outdoors ones) are not infrequently determined to be effectively public areas by courts despite their private ownership; this adds a whole 'nother set of restrictions to what the owner can and can't do, property rights be damned. I'd actually name some of these restrictions, but I don't remember them off the top of my head... good thing they weren't on the midterm I just finished. :)

      Further, the owner of a store can't always just ask someone to leave. This is particularly true in cases where the target appears to be selected for /kick'ing on account of being a member of a protected class (actually, even in this case the owner can ask a member of a protected class to leave unless there's state or local law to the contrary -- but if the target doesn't comply, the police and courts can't enforce the owner's decision by kicking and prosecuting the tresspasser, owner's property rights or no, without violating the 14th amendment).

      IANAL. Definetely not right now, probably not in the future (law is interesting, but computer science is much more fun, and I actually have a Real Job doing the latter) -- but I occasionally sit in front of them in classrooms and play one on slashdot.

  101. Another Cyborg Professor... by samdu · · Score: 1, Interesting
    If anyone is interested, there is another professor that has gone the way of the cyborg (his first implant was in August of 1998). His name is Kevin Warwick and he is planning on installing new implants that will allow his nervous system to communicate with a computer (doesn't know which OS he will use yet). Check it out here.


    -Sam Dunham

    1. Re:Another Cyborg Professor... by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Kevin Warwick is to Steven Mann as Alex Chu is to Einstein. (I'd rather say an inventor that pioneered an industry, but then the analogy doesn't match up as well).

      In other words, Kevin Warwick is a pseudoscience publicity hack.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  102. Cyberman by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 3, Informative

    a couple of days ago i watched the nature of things special on Steve Mann. they have a website about him with lots of pictures and information.

  103. Ob Borg Reference by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I guess resistance wasn't futile after all (for the security guards)

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  104. Details on the medical telemetry by morgue-ann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a picture of the ProComp and some elctrodes on one of Mann's myriad sites (wearcam.org, wearcomp.com which seems to be down, eyetap.org, U. Toronto EECS, CBC)

    Biosensors used in the author's "smart clothing" apparatus include ProComp ECG, EEG, respiration, and sweat sensor built into a Jantzen bathing suit. Upon arriving home, late at night, one is generally too hot from just climbing the stairs, etc., so when first going to sleep, the underwear tells the heater to turn off, but after a couple of hours sleeping, when one's metabolism slows down, the underwear senses the resulting changes in one's body temperature/conductivity, and turns up the heat. Our clothing of the future may some day be interoperable and interconnected, so that it keeps track of our physical condition and allows us to decrypt this information for evaluation by a doctor or other professional of our choosing. Further description of the "smart underwear" prototype, and anecdotes on the author's experience designing, building, and using it is appears in [Mann96b].

    It's curious that this page puts an emphasis on personal safety, suggesting that heartrate vs. footsteps could indicate a subject was in distress and that a network of cyborgs could protect each other.

    Another of Mann's interests is surveillance. His investigation into the horror that the watchers feel when watched back is interesting, but it always seems to involve a certain amount of confrontation (see his videos if you don't believe me). Did the security personnel know he had cameras in his sunglasses & how did they react when they found out?

    1. Re:Details on the medical telemetry by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      > Another of Mann's interests is surveillance. His investigation into the horror that the watchers feel when watched back is interesting, but it always seems to involve a certain amount of confrontation (see his videos if you don't believe me). Did the security personnel know he had cameras in his sunglasses & how did they react when they found out?

      Interesting. I'd forgotten about his fooling around at shopping malls.

      If he was being confrontational, he may have deserved some (but not all) of the treatment he got. If his gear was functioning at the time the shit went down, we should all be able to view the video streams (well, once his site recovers from the /.ing) and make up our own minds.

      On the flip side, isn't it against the law these days to take video of airport security checkpoints? (In which case, he should have shut down the recording portions of his gear, because failure to stop recording would lead to a Catch-22 situation where he's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.)

  105. Hidden cyborgs can be very dangerous by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Across the room, the dancer danced. I saw her. Men swarmed around her, queueing up to distribute their dollar bills. I trotted towards the dancer, paying careful attention to the protocol that governed the dancer/patron interaction.

    As I gazed at the rapidly blinking lights, I began to experience a stabbing sensation in my temple. The pain was excruciating, and I collapsed to one knee as the following message scrolled past my CONSCIOUSNESS-BUFFER:

    ...touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl touchthegirl ...

    The pain continued in short jolts, and the body continued to move towards the dancer. Suddenly, I realized that it was not me who was urging the body forward. Yet it continued to move at breakneck speed towards the dancer. I saw her mouth open wide as both of Atkins' hands reached out and grasped her breasts. But I felt nothing, as it seemed that sensation had left me. Angry noises swirled around me, and feeling slowly returned.

    The floor was damp and cold on the side of my cheek and a warm, dull pain was running through my back. Someone was sitting on me.

    "Sir, sir, are you listening?" I could move again-I struggled to right myself. "Sir, I am going to let you up, and you are leaving this establishment. You leave right away, or we are calling the cops."

    "Get up!" the person sitting on my back finally relented, and I stood up, trying to turn around, but he gripped my arms tightly and continued to push me towards the door.

    "-a mistake! He didn't know! He's a foreigner!" another voice-this one was Krantz. He did not seem happy. "Hey! He's Canadian!" The grip on my arm relaxed a bit. I breathed and scanned myself for errant processes. I could determine nothing unusual on the digital side of my consciousness. What had happened to me? I craned my next to see Mr. Krantz, who seemed to be on the losing end of a conversation with the man who was trying to eject me.

    "-I'm sorry sir, your friend is gonna have to learn a little more respect before we let him back in here." With that, the man gave me one final shove through the door. A sweaty Krantz followed me out, gasping his hot breath into the chill night air.

    "What happened to you in there?" Krantz puffed. His arms shifted into place, making an odd humming sound. "We were supposed to be having a carefree, hedonistic romp!" I was unable to answer. Krantz turned away momentarily, as if he were searching for something his jacket.

    "I didn't want to do this already, but..."

    I was unable to hear the end of this sentence, because after hearing a dull metallic thud, I suddenly lost contact with the body as of 16:43:04 CST.

    Unable to access the body's senses, I waited in limbo until 17:35:47 CST, when I began to hear faint noises, as if they were coming through a wall. The noise became clearer and more distinct...it was a familiar voice. Krantz's. He was muttering something over the phone, as my heavy lids drew up and the blurs converged to form his back. I visually scanned the area-a bed, chair, small table, loud air conditioner-drawing it against my reserves of human data, I concluded that it was some sort of motel.

    As I attempted to stand up, two bungie cords restricted my arms. I must have groaned.

    "Ah," said Krantz, covering the telephone's receiver with his right hand. "You're up." Without speaking, he hung up the phone and turned my way, jumping towards me on the bed, so he was right on top of me, glaring straight into my face. I began to wonder how much longer I could possibly survive.

    "Okay, well, I just talked our old boss, and he says that you didn't contact him after the job. So you're either the computer, or you've gone rogue," said Krantz nonchalantly, as he snorted more of his sour white powder. "He doesn't care which. But he wants you dead. And that will be very, very, good for me."

    I struggled against my bonds, but to no avail. Krantz eyed me and sneered. "I have to know one thing first...are you really Atkins, or the computer?" He was quite interested in my origin; however, I noticed that he was more interested in himself. Perhaps I could use that fact to my advantage...

    "You seem to feel very strongly about that."

    "About that you dying will be beneficial to me? Yes, I do feel very strongly about that."

    "And why is that, Mr. Krantz?"

    "Because I'll be a priority at the Project again. They'll give me the funding that I deserve. You think I don't belong at the Project because I don't know computers. Well, I do! I'm 'hip'! I'm 'with it'! I deserve R&D more than some pie-in-the-sky ATM research!"

    Krantz brought his fist down on the nightstand. It caved in, splintering into several pieces. The skin on Krantz's hand was ripped a bit, and I noticed a glint off one of the motel lights. The hand was metal. Its coldness sent a shiver through the body as I felt it grasping my neck...

    1. Re:Hidden cyborgs can be very dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I read more of this? I was quite enjoying it. Thanks.

    2. Re:Hidden cyborgs can be very dangerous by knulleke · · Score: 1

      Jon Katz should have a review of this by now.

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  106. So why did he stay at the airport? by burtonator · · Score: 2

    OK...

    I think this is terrible... and I certainly do NOT know my rights here.

    But couldn't Mr Mann just turn around and leave the airport? I would think this would be MUCH better than being dismantled. The only reason I could think of is that maybe he had to leave on an emergency.

    If they DID force him to take his implants out, wouldn't this also quality as a kind of kidnapping? I mean they take you into a room against your will.

    When this happens can a person just say "no thanks... I will just pass on taking this flight and contact my lawyer."

    Kevin

  107. Headline: Airport Miss Killer Cyborg by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 2

    When judging this matter it would pay to remember that most security people are probably just average Joes and probably never even heard of this guy before.

    They had an obligation to verify his claims and to check that some guy who turns up in a "wired" state isn't just another crazy terrorist.

    That they knew nothing about the technology or the way it was being used probably explains why the incident was so problematic.

    But hey, this is a post Sept-11 environment and if you turn up at an airport, wired up like a Christmas tree, then you're going to have to expect that you're going to draw the unwelcomed attention of security.

    Just imagine if they'd took his claims at face value and it turned out that he had five pounds of C4 up his backside, wired to a detonator under his tongue, controlled by a timer in his cool dark glasses.

    Better safe than sorry.

    Unfortunately, unless we want to replace those brawny security guys with ComSci PhDs then this kind of thing will happen.

    I wonder exactly how cooperative the guy was, or whether he might perhaps have been a little arrogant or outraged that his word and documentation had been challenged? Remember -- he's the one who'd just spent hours in the cramped confinement of a commercial flight and that makes most of us a bit snotty sometimes.

    1. Re:Headline: Airport Miss Killer Cyborg by ubernostrum · · Score: 1
      Just imagine if they'd took his claims at face value and it turned out that he had five pounds of C4 up his backside, wired to a detonator under his tongue, controlled by a timer in his cool dark glasses.
      I think you're leading into an either/or fallacy here...if they don't yank his electrodes and destroy/damage/lose his equipment, that doesn't mean they have to say "yes, sir, go right on in" without checking anything. The guy has signed papers from his doctors explaining the implants and what they do, they can run bomb/metal/drug sniffing sensors over his electrodes, etc. without damaging him or the equipment, and then everybody's happy. The problem here is that apparently the security guys just didn't know when to stop.
  108. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by samdu · · Score: 1
    Oh yeah, government agents are always sooooo professional. The federalization of airport security is going to LOWER the standard of these folks. Not to mention that airport security was NOT THE PROBLEM on September 11th. INS (a government agency) was. The security hounds at the airport had no reason to detain the terrorists as they weren't doing anything that was against the rules (boxcutters were allowed on the planes)!!!


    Sam

  109. Good point by HKTiger · · Score: 1
    Another thing to think about is that, okay, *he* might not have to depend on his equipment because he has no choice, but can't you imagine this gear being used to make life easier for people with corresponding disabilities in the not too distant future? Which makes him kinda brave and groundbreaking: I can't think of too many "medical researchers" (I really wanted to write "drug company white-coats", but thought I"d widen the field a tad) who are prepared to test their proposed solutions on themselves.

    But hey, maybe he could combine his idea and NanoGators, and have a Porsche implanted...

    1. Re:Good point by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "But hey, maybe he could combine his idea and NanoGators, and have a Porsche implanted..."

      Haha!! Maybe get an Autobot Tatoo also? *G*

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  110. No implants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I realize the above is a joke, but it just perpetuates the lie in the write-up of this story. The Times article says absolutely nothing about "forced removal of implants."

  111. I'd like to know... by Syre · · Score: 2

    I did a some web searching and haven't found what exactly is implanted into Steve Mann's body.

    Anyone know what sensors he has implanted?

    Sounds odd...

    1. Re:I'd like to know... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      I did a some web searching and haven't found what exactly is implanted into Steve Mann's body.

      Certainly not a rationally-functioning brain or an ounce of common sense...

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      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
  112. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GSloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, when they get Federalized, we HOPE that the end result isn't the winner of the cheapest bid.

    The airlines want cheap security. So, you get cheap workers. As long as the airlines are doing the work, and paying the wages, the pressure is to keep wages down. Low wages, poor workers, high turn-over (You know that turn-over was really high 100%+ for airline security staff last year don't you?)

    See

    Pay is low, and turnover high-- 500% at one
    airport-- and their training is often minimal. Federal inspectors have repeatedly been able to easily get weapons and potential bombs past them. (This is from a PBS study done before 9/11/2000)

    The old security system was a race to the bottom. Airlines didn't really care about security. They just wanted us to feel better.

    The new system might not be better, but for different reasons. Personally, I think it will be, but that's just my opinion.

    The personnel they can command will be better, and the ability to fire workers that don't perform will be better. Generally, treat your workforce better - get better performance.

  113. Next time he should drive by osgeek · · Score: 2, Troll

    I'm sorry, but once you start concealing things that you can't have X-rayed, with hardware inside your body, all security bets are off -- and there's no reason why airport security should take your word for what you're concealing.

    What's to stop someone from having a bomb implanted, then six months later blowing it up on a plane?

    Oh, he had a note form his doctor... no terrorist could ever get one of those. I feel kinda bad for the guy, but he mostly brought the situation upon himself.

    At very least, he needs to make special arrangements with airport security at every point along his trip to obtain some type of special pass.

    Then, there's also the imposition upon other travelers like myself. How much does it cost to have people trying to make "special arrangements", wasting security personnel's time, etc. We all pay for nonsense like that with increased ticket prices. The more I think about it, the less I feel sorry for the guy.

    1. Re:Next time he should drive by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1
      and there's no reason why airport security should take your word for what you're concealing.
      Huh? So airport security is to behave like everybody is a criminal or a terrorist? The airport is not Gaza is it? If it comes to that the terrorists really will have won.
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    2. Re:Next time he should drive by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      At very least, he needs to make special arrangements with airport security at every point along his trip to obtain some type of special pass.

      You mean he should have contacted the airlines well ahead of time... oh wait he did. You mean that he should have spent time and effort before this trip so as not to inconvenience other passangers? Oh, wait, he did.

      Did you even read the article?

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      Evan

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    3. Re:Next time he should drive by osgeek · · Score: 2

      Yes, I did read the article. Contacting the airport and having actual arrangements that are sufficient to get you through the airport are two different things. Obviously, what he did was insufficient.

      Did you even read my post?

    4. Re:Next time he should drive by osgeek · · Score: 2

      No, not everyone, just people with strangely concealed hardware that they don't want you to look at or X-Ray.

    5. Re:Next time he should drive by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Well, all things considered (that this was his return trip, that he gave prior notice, that he is one of the foremost researchers in his field), they should have taken his word for it. What's your argument to the contrary?

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    6. Re:Next time he should drive by osgeek · · Score: 2
      • Why wouldn't a hijacker blow things up on a return trip?
      • I'd want to know a hell of a lot more about what that prior notice that he gave. Obviously, he didn't receive credentials sufficient to get him past security.
      • Yeah, some bozo security guards are going to know all about the foremost researchers in the field of cybernetics
      • I don't want airport security to just start taking peoples' "word for it". I want them to be on constant alert for new ways that terrorists might be trying to kill me and everyone else on board. If that means that the one guy in the world who insists on being a cyborg has trouble getting through the same system that allows 99.99999% of the rest of travelers through without problems, then so be it.
      Airports have security policies, and they're in place to protect those of us who are just joe-citizens going about our normal travel. There are minor rule-exceptions where commonly needed, but apparently, there's nothing in place at that airport to allow for a person who has a good bit of embedded hardware and equipment that he doesn't want X-Rayed.

      As I said, I feel a little sorry that the guy went through that. I wish that there were an easy way for people like him to be able to work his way through a security process. However, common transport services like airports can't be all things to all people and still have cost-effective security as their top priority.
    7. Re:Next time he should drive by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1
      • Why would he be a hijacker?
      • That's true, there is not much information on that.
      • Presumably he told them. They might have believed him. It's not like they didn't know. They just didn't care.
      • I think I'll find your 99.99999% figure is out of thin air.
      That said, I suppose it is inevitable that these things happen.
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  114. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by sulli · · Score: 1

    Higher pay, more training, citizenship requirement. The quality of screening will definitely go up. (Admittedly, it will be starting from a pretty low level.)

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  115. What a turdmaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS GUY IS NOT A CYBORG. That girl I met in a Second Cup with a cochlear implant is SO MUCH MORE a cyborg than some professor waiting to die sitting at a desk in a university.

  116. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
    if they really don't have the authority to grant any exemptions then they sure as hell don't have the authority to strip search or harm anyone who hasn't put up any physical resistance.


    What kind of hare-brained logic is that? If you don't resist they can't strip search? So as long as you behave yourself you can stick a bomb up your shorts and they can't go in there looking for it? Here's the deal: They can strip search anyone they want. They can hold you without telling you why. There is no place where you have less rights than when entering a country.

  117. It will be interesting by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    Back in 1999 when I was very active in wearable computing I remember Steve and a few of the "old timers" were contemplating what would happen? Steve mentioned that he was sure that he had became dependant(sp?) on the technology but was unsure of what effects it might have with a sudden severing..

    I guess this is the unexpected research part of that discussion so long ago... Thad Starner is america's cyborg, but to a much lesser extent (from what I recall.. it may have changed now) I would love to hear his insight to this.

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    1. Re:It will be interesting by posmon · · Score: 0

      the fact that he's still fucking alive pretty much proves that he's not dependent on this technology.

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    2. Re:It will be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please take a marker, and draw a large L on your forhead... Oh and you can help identify yourself further by walking around saying the word "tard" over and over and over....

      thank you for your co-operation you moron.

  118. Re:CHRISTIAN ROCK by nickynicky9doors · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Alright then _no_ rock music how 'bout just these violent video games. Here's one titled "Kill for Jesus!"

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  119. hey! he looks like a terrorist! by rbreve · · Score: 1

    http://www.wearcam.org/steve5.jpg

  120. Brain The Size Of A Planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Here I am, with a brain the size of a planet, and I can't fit in an airplane. It's probably for the better, as if I did get on I'd have to suffer through airline food. But I'm stuck with Canadian cooking anyway. Woe is me."

  121. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Trust me - if he was really trying to blow up the airplane, would he try to go through security with all of those wires, electronics, etc?


    Yeah right:


    Security: "Is that a bomb you're carrying?"
    Man with Bomb: "Why uh...no, it's not, heh, I mean, if I were going to blow up this plane would I really just carry it in my hands like this?"
    Security: OK, go ahead, but next time put that in a box or something.
  122. what would happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what would happen if Kevin Warwick would walk too close to one of those speedpass readers they have at a gas station? free gas?

  123. Danger! Fire Extinguisher! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this airport has a convenient stack of dangerous fire extinguishers which any passenger can reach after going through "security". So much for removing all weapons...

  124. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am suprised to see that, post-9/11 (an incident committed with box cutters) and post-shoe burning guy, people still think the guy should get carte blanche.

    That's because you're making the same mistake that the government is. Since you're probably not an expert, it's excusable. Here's the way it is:

    There will be NO more hijacked airliners flown into buildings. Ever. The passengers on the plane to Pittsburgh changed the rules.

    Airport security could be dismantled tomorrow morning without changing a damned thing. All this crapola has the net effect of:

    1) Giving jobs to lots of wannabee storm troopers who enjoy ordering people about (and they're now FEDERAL EMPLOYEES, i.e., unfireable).

    2) Making the sheeple "feel safe" (even though the ACTUAL added safety is nonexistent. In fact, this probably DECREASES safety by diverting resources from areas where terrorists ARE likely to attack).

    3) Giving the government more of an excuse to keep tabs on every American citizen. You can bet that internal passports will be next on the agenda.

    Think about it.

  125. His Webserver Is Broken...Duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course the webserver on his body is not responding. The article just explained that he's now off-line. It's a hardware problem caused by wetware.

    1. Re:His Webserver Is Broken...Duh. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Of course the webserver on his body is not responding. The article just explained that he's now off-line. It's a hardware problem caused by wetware.

      I'd say it's a hardware problem caused by his Canadaware.

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  126. Airport Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is yanked right off the st. johns airport website..

    --- Paste ---
    Security, Customs and Immigration

    Passenger Screening

    Screening has taken on an unprecedented amount of importance given recent world events. In accordance with applicable Transport Canada standards and regulations for Canadian Airports, measures are implemented to ensure the highest level of security. These safety measures, among other things, include close screening of passengers and their carry-on baggage.

    No passenger has to submit to a search of his or her person or his or her baggage. However, if they choose not to have their baggage searched, they cannot board an aircraft.

    --Note this paragraph.. you are not required to searched, however if you intend to get onboard you must..

    Security screening at St. John's International Airport is the responsibility of the airlines who have designated Shannahan's Investigation & Security Ltd to perform security screening on their behalf. Security officers conduct authorized searches of persons, personal belongings, baggage, goods and cargo in accordance with Transport Canada requirements. These searches may be one or a combination of manual or mechanical searches. Mechanical searches are performed via walk-though metal detectors, hand-held detectors and x-ray machines.

    All mechanical search devices are proven safe for use in scanning. However, if you have concerns, regarding the scanning of your person (or a child under your care), you can request a manual search.

    Mechanical search devices have been tested and will not damage or harm in any way:

    Electronic Equipment
    Computer Disks, Magnetic Video or Audio Tapes
    Computer Hard Drives
    Medications
    Photographic Film up to 1600 ASA
    Passengers with concerns regarding mechanical scans of these items can request a manual search instead. All electronic / mechanical items which you wish to bring aboard an aircraft will have to be activated at the security screening checkpoint. Please ensure that your laptop computer battery is charged prior to coming to the airport to help ensure that you quickly continue on your journey.

    Passengers who have concerns about items that should not be carried on board an aircraft should contact the air carrier they are traveling with.

    At St. John's International Airport, Customs and Immigration services are available 24 hours per day for all passengers arriving from international destinations. Customs officers process travelers' and commercial goods. They also monitor and control the importation of firearms, drugs, and other goods. The air terminal building at St. John's has some of the finest, most sophisticated facilities for passenger processing and handling, including venues for Canada Customs and Immigration servicing and customs brokerage.

    -- Eof of Paste --

    So as stated here he could have just walked away, requested a laywer, got a private flight, or driven to another airport.

    1. Re:Airport Regulations by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      So as stated here he could have just walked away, requested a laywer, got a private flight, or driven to another airport.

      Correct. However, the man is a known jackass who gets his kicks confronting people. I assume (but cannot be sure) that he never offered to back down. Based on what I know / have read about the man, he saw this as an opportunity to "be right"
      And he got bitchslapped. Good for the screeners.

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    2. Re:Airport Regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactally.. so they were correct.. i'd like to ask how someone would feel sitting next to this guy on the plane? he can claim this is research all he likes but unless someones electronics keep them alive (and his dont) then there is no reason for them to wear them in a plane. Security is strict now, any electronics that cannot be proven as working cannot be brought in caryon even. When i went through security in ottawa in late december i had to plug in alarm clock, a cordless phone (which they xrayed like 3 times) etc.. show that a pair of small computer speakers in my cary on also worked etc.. and this guy shoudn't be any different.

  127. creepy or not by djcatnip · · Score: 0

    Don't lie, this is gonna be you in 5-10 years going through this same shit, hassled at the gate. You'd be wearing your computer right now if you could.

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  128. I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2, Troll
    But the guy had to be inspected.

    Why, exactly?

    Do you honestly believe the current over-the-top level of airport security is useful or necessary?

    We had too much idiotic airport security before 9/11 and it didn't do a damn thing; what's going on now is a matter of closing the barn doors after the cows have gone. It doesn't make any of us safer against terrorists, it just makes a few people feel better to see that the authorities are "doing something". It's all for show.

    I would pay at least $10 more per ticket to fly on an airline that didn't have any airport "security" at all. I would much prefer the security of knowing I could arrive fifteen minutes before the plane leaves and still make my flight to the security of knowing my fellow passengers have been harrassed and annoyed and degraded and forced to wait behind lines and answer useless questions.

    Mann is the canary in this coal mine. His experiences should tell us we've gone too far and it's time to let the pendulum swing the other way for a bit. Let's start by getting rid of the "did you pack your bags/has anyone unknown to you" questions and the requirement to show a picture ID...

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    1. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Security didn't stop 9/11 therefore all security is worthless. Security officers who don't recognize equipment being carried through their checkpoints shouldn't bother the nice passengers too much. I want to fly on a plane that has no security checks, because it is degrading!"

      You are possibly the biggest retard ever to post on Slashdot, and that's quite a distinction.

      I would pay at least $10 to meet you just so I can see what you look like. I mean, you must be drooling, at the very least!

    2. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by sulli · · Score: 0, Troll
      I would pay at least $10 more per ticket to fly on an airline that didn't have any airport "security" at all.

      I hope you're trolling, but WTF? Did you not notice what happened last September? Would you like a hijacker, who would certainly pay the extra $10 (peanuts to Atta et al. who bought first class tickets for cash), to hit the Capitol next time? Or would you like planes to be routinely shot down by F-16s? Please explain.

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      sulli
      RTFJ.
    3. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      Do you think having the military in the airports for 6 months makes even a whit of difference?
      9/11 was in the planning for FIVE years from documents they found afterwards. Terrorists are fanatics, they're also patient when they need to be.
      What happened was terrible, but you could turn the airways and the countries of the world into a completely totalitarian state and there will still be an underground that can strike.
      I won't say no to security completely, but do we need armed soldiers in our airports, and on our streets? Not yet. There is a threat out there, but it's not that big yet.
      Maybe it will be when Dubya is done telling everyone he's ready to drop nukes on them. But for now, it's business as usual, and just hope for the best.

    4. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, considering that i hate how stupid the government is, I WOULD LIKE THEM TO HIT THE CAPITOL next time.

    5. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by zulux · · Score: 3, Insightful



      I would pay at least $10 more per ticket to fly on an airline that didn't have any airport "security" at all.


      Me too. Hell, if there were no security - at least there'd be a few hunter-types packing guns on the flight. I'd trust a plane full of armed citizins over a $7 rent-a-cop any day.

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    6. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • But the guy had to be inspected.
        Why, exactly? Do you honestly believe the current over-the-top level of airport security is useful or necessary?

      Works fairly well in Europe. 1/3 of British Airways staff work in security, and they're not all minimum wagers.

      Besides, the issue here is that he refused a quite reasonable request, but still insisted on flying. Any way you look at it, the security guys' solution was much quicker and neater than his "All you have to do is to phone X, Y and Z and check my story" stance. It seems clear that both sides were unnecessarily stubborn.

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    7. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by CyberGarp · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I think the only real security of a flight is to have the pilot in a hermetically sealed compartment.

      On a recent flight I noted that if you have absolutely no metal on your body and you submit it all to the Xray-ers then you get far less attention. Then I noticed that the "random" screening concentrated on people who were easy to search and those who looked a bit scruffy (i.e. don't travel in that tie-dyed Grateful Dead shirt). I had an interesting revelation. The question to ask is would any of this have prevented 9/11? The answer is no. My briefcase has two wonderful hinges which could easily have been sharpened with a dremel and modified to be removeable. Not a single baggage handler would have ever looked at them. The terrorists used box cutters for the 9/11 events. Then hinge is about the same dimensions and a handle easily crafted.

      I went to my wife's lab in a hospital recently. Security confiscated my 1" swiss army knife keyring. I walked up to her lab, all the lab doors were wide open. Radioisotopes were laying about and scapels abounded. On my way out I got a scapel to trade with the guard for my pocket knife and tell him how silly this pretension of safety was.

      My summary, the early screening did a good job of keeping guns off of planes. Keeping an item as simple as a box cutter is impossible without going to Draconian measures (no carry on luggage, strip searches for all and a free orange jump suit). Secure the pilot and develop the bomb detecting technology. This current mess is just a hassle to make us feel secure (and it doesn't)!

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    8. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by sbsaylors · · Score: 1

      I cant help but second that. Wow. Interestingly enough a good example of the effect of different security levels in relation to "problems" with terrorist or hijackers would be Israel airport system. Extremely hated by next door i-will-die-to-kill-you sorts for many many years without a 9/11 to their record. Security is a pain in the ass but thats a headache we'll have to have for giving up the illusion of safety for 'real' safety. Just my 2 cents. :)

    9. Re:I'd pay more for an unsecure flight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really do hope this is intended as funny, and not something written seriously.

      If it is... well, sorry, but do you have ANY IDEA what would happen if any of those "hunter types" or yours would shoot at "terrorist" and miss, or if the bullet went trought at the flight altitude of something like 10 kilometers?

  129. And how would you authenticate the doctor's note? by fetta · · Score: 1

    ". . .when they had documentation signed by his doctor stating everything he's said . . ."

    AFAIK, there really isn't any efficient way to authenticate a doctor's note. Maybe we need to develop a system to do so, but I don't think anything even remotely reliable exists now.

    If this had happened on a U.S. domestic flight, I wonder if he could have sued under the ADA?

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  130. Re:here's a good pic of steve of the borg by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

    From how he looks in the pictures, maybe they were afraid he was going to assimilate the plane?

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  131. You said it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Air Canada is a worthless, pathetic excuse for an air line. Last quarter they managed to loose $390,000,000. Of course that's after 911. Before that, in the first three quarters of 2001 they only managed to loose $874,000,000. That's ok though, as you say they can just suck on the Federal Liberal government's never-ending cash supply stolen from the Canadian populous.

    There are some other options though. Fly Westjet if you can. They are expanding their service east, though there are still quite a few places you can't get to with them.

    Of course you'll only be able to fly Westjet if it's still in business. Air Canada has slashed prices on western flights to try to drive Westjet under. Interesting how they can slash their bloated prices when they need to destory anything resembling competition.

    Beyond their incredible abilities to rob tax payers and customers alike and still managing to come up shorter than seems possible their staff are the biggest bunch of government employee assholes you've ever seen. I feel lucky if I get through a Canadian air terminal if I haven't had an Air Canada Waste Of Fecal Material spit in my face and kick me in the nuts.

    They are scum and the entire lot of them should be gutted like dogs in the street.

    1. Re:You said it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, dammit, why don't they tighten it up if its so loose?!

    2. Re:You said it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are one of the wonderful Canadian Government imposed monopolies. They don't have to account for anything, they have no one to answer to, they have no reason to make money hence no customer service or any other sort of sanity. Just think US Postal Service In Flight, except worse because Canadian Government monopolies are way less accountable than any public corporation you'd EVER find operating in The States.

  132. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His wearable computer couldn't go through because it was more sensitive than a laptop.

    But he willingly put it through anyway. He could have mitigated his damages by renting a car and driving to another airport. They are not responsible for his equipment unless they forced him to break it.

  133. it doesn't beg the question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it certainly raises it.

  134. this is free speech, not free beer by mgandhi2 · · Score: 1

    information should never cost money....especially in this pure of a form.

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    1. Re:this is free speech, not free beer by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      For God's sake! When's the last time you took a stroll in reality!? This "pure" information didn't just fall out of the sky onto your screen. Who do you think paid the reporter or bought the bandwidth that created this "pure" information?

      Besides, it doesn't cost money. You register, it goes into a cookie, you never think about it again. I'd register once a week for NYT on the web -- it's one of the best information sources around.

      The selfish arrogance of people he really makes me sick. People are happy to sit around and read free news, beat off to free porn, and complain about people who are doing their jobs in the military and other places while the dumbass fucks who've probably never had to worry about anything serious in their lives (myself included) stuff potato chips and wonder why there isn't a $6/hour employee to wipe the crumbs off his monitor so he can see the free pure information better and continue to complain about people who are a hell of a lot more worthwhile to society than they are.

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  135. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
    Maybe I'm missing something, but why didn't they just allow him to take it off himself?

    Power-tripping rent-a-cops?

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  136. Re:I always wondered --- not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its not a typo its a bug in slashcode (slashdot) you jerk, that adds ascii space randomly into a http url citation

  137. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Emugamer · · Score: 2

    Not to be a conspiracy theorist but why not, couldn't he have a doctor in on it and have some sort of device in the laptop? I dunno seems like an easy enough thing to do.

    basically never ever make exceptions, not when 6 thousand people's lifes are at stake

  138. Dr. Mann had no bombs, but... by ruzel · · Score: 1

    This story should point to the glaring holes in all security stations and methods. Steve Mann is not going to be the last person to want to get on a plane with cybernetic implants. But what happens when it's not a nice professor or a lunatic with a lot of official looking paperwork (i.e. Dr. Kozinsky).

    What they did to Dr. Mann was totally unjustified, but more to the point, was probably done out of ignorance. This will be a nasty civil suit, but I seriously doubt that airport security around the world will react to it by looking into cybernetic implants and how to tell the difference between an artificial ticker and an artificial bomb ticker.

    The most recent bomber in Israel had munitiions strapped to his chest. It won't be long before they'll have them concealed inside their chests. We need to have methods of protection from that sort of thing in place now.
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    1. Re:Dr. Mann had no bombs, but... by screwtheNSA · · Score: 0

      Implanted inside the body as "undected"? Can you even think? I suppose a fresh SCAR doesn't give that away? No wonder so many people blindly bend over and take it up the tailpipe just to have a seat on a plane!

      Stupid morons really amaze me at the levels of intrusive actions they'll endure for speed of travel!

      BOYCOTT every airport no matter how much you might need to get there last night! Show some cajones and STOP taking the blind stupidity of government mouths!

      I hope some poor person dies from this amount of intrusive security checks, maybe if a few hundred suits climb into the billions for damages and injurious claims, MAYBE some butthead will take notice and put a halt to unnecessary searches for pseudo bombs and anything that "appears" to not be "right" with a person's posessions, no matter what they may be, or located for that matter!

      Sue the airports out of business!
      Sue the security guards for damages in the millions!
      Sue the police for violating YOUR rights!
      Sue everybody who feels the "need" to do a body cavity search!

      But, like the majority of people, you'll simply buy a larger tupe of Prep. "H" and CONTINUE to get butt reamed, and just mutter about how you all "hate" being humiliated!

      TYPICAL SHEEP BEING LED TO THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE!

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    2. Re:Dr. Mann had no bombs, but... by ruzel · · Score: 1

      Use what savings you can manage to scrape together and buy yourself a giant clue. Typical sheep? Buddy, fuck sheep, I've been to a *human* slaughterhouse and let me tell you what it looks like: There are disembodied arms lying around on the sidewalk. There is a woman running by you with half her face burned off. Maybe if you're lucky -- you too can get hit with a chunk of debris and get yourself a lobotomy!

      You want to know what people in New York are sitting around waiting for? We're waiting for someone to set off a nuclear device. You think terrorists are only going to hit this town once? You are sadly mistaken. They are going to hit it again and again like a nerve center until the United States looks and feels like Isarael. That is there goal.

      And as long as there are maniancs in the world who would kill several thousand people at a pop, you are going to shut your fucking mouth and answer a few questions for the authorities before you get on the same plane as me. Don't like it? Don't fly.

      I don't complain about answering questions. I don't complain about having my luggage searched because these guys are out to kill me. If you'd think about it for a second you'd also realize that they are out to kill *you*. That's right. They want anyone who is an American Citizen dead.

      The only reason you would mouth off about what you just did is because you have *no idea* what a life without safety is like. Speed limits exist to stop maniacs on the road, laws exist to punish murderers. You can look at all the pr0n you want in the comfort of your home, but when your activities endanger my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, the law steps in. No one has the right to take my life and I will do what is necessary to ensure that those that would will be caught and incarcerated. If you want me dead, bring it on, but I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you get caught before you do it. This country is going to have a little more security and if you don't like it, you can move to London. I'm sure they'd be happy to deal with your opinions.

      But I understand, it's your world -- i just live in it.
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  139. I'm in Engineering at the University of Toronto... by GraZZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... and I have a computers lecture right before Professor Mann's course (check it out at http://wearcam.org/ece1766.htm) in the same room.
    Hence I see Steve Mann, usually on a weekly basis.

    All you Slashdot'ers will be relieved to know that he is still using his wearable computer, his display glasses still work, etc.

    I personally have doubts about this article for three reasons:
    A) The issue has shown up in a NY times article, yet I haven't heard about it from any of my campus news sources OR the Toronto Star (www.thestar.ca)

    B) I've never seen Professor Mann wearing electrodes as mentioned in the article, and can see no reason as to why he would (his system is not biometric, to my knowledge he uses a sort of keypad as well as visual feedback of his eyes to interface with it)

    C) Even though Professor Mann wears his device most of the time, my computers professor (who I believe knows him personally) has seen Professor Mann remove his device without disability.

    I've emailed my computers professor to see if he knows any more about this story, I'll reply if I find out any more.

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  140. come with me if you want to live by lunartik · · Score: 1

    I seriously don't have a problem with not letting a guy with extraneous wiring on an airplane. I am surprised security even caught it.

    However removing his devices by force is not right.

  141. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 2

    What about pace makers? Aren't x-rays a little dangerous around pace makers? I can imagine the conversation:

    Idiot guard: "We need you to pass through the x-ray machine."
    Pacemaker implantee: "I can't. I have a pace maker."
    IG: "I'm sorry, but we have to have you pass through the x-ray machine."
    PI: "You don't seem to understand: if I go through there, I COULD DIE!"
    IG: "We really don't care. Please pass through the x-ray machine."
    [PI passes through]
    PI: "...Uggg! Oh god! *THUMP*"
    IG: "....Ummmm...shit! Does this mean I'm fired?"
    Boss: "You're fired!"

  142. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he wants to drape computers all over himself at home, if he wants to stick bits of technology in various orifices and incisions, fine. Let him do it all he wants at home or in whatever misguided institution will hire him.

    Nobody has the right to make the hundred-odd people behind them wait for ever. Nobody has the right to expect to be able to carry tons of weird gadgets aboard an airliner.

    When you want to mix with the rest of society you have to conform to certain standards. If you fly, then you and all your gear (with the exception of certain hand-check items, like film) gets X-rayed. Or it gets put in checked baggage, where at least you won't be around to whine when it gets X-rayed.

    Steve won't play by those rules. Steve deserves everything he gets.

    Fuck Steve Mann. If I see any wanker pretending to be a borg in an airport I'll have a quiet word to a national guardsman, just to make the fool think twice about doing it again.

  143. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by sethdelackner · · Score: 1

    With the possible exception of the X-ray issue, I point out that the bomb/drug-sniffing equipment is there for precisely that eventuality.

    And last time I checked, most airports do not have the handheld bomb detection devices yet. And there are not enough bomb sniffing dogs to go to every airport either. The device is what, $50,000 US? Time for some taiwan copies to hit the market!

  144. Sounds like fifth grade schoolyard crap by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

    Alright, maybe those security people are a bunch of doofuses. But this story is screaming "hyper exageration." Come on...they just up and ripped off electrodes? Now, I don't know any more about this story than what's written above, but it sounds to me like he had so much metal and equipment attached to him that they pulled him aside to check him out. He starts to get steamed, then they start to get steamed, and maybe a couple of his electrodes comes off while they're moving him around. Or maybe they ask him to detach the equipment, and some of them come off as the wires are tugged.

    And "equipment scattered around the room?" Big deal. What are they supposed to do, just give it a once over, then let him through? If he really had that much stuff, they have to check out each piece, and to do that properly, it has to come off his body. Arguing otherwise is like saying that you want them to check all handbags, but only while they are still hanging on the shoulders of the passengers. At any rate, I would bet GOOD MONEY that there are definitely two sides to this story.

    And by the way, everyone's calling these people idiots, but then the overwhelming implication here is that they shouldn't thoroughly check out a guy who tries to get on with machinery attached to his body? Get real. Be reasonable.

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  145. Nearsighted Law Enforcement Officials by HoaryCripple · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They better get used to the fact that sooner rather than later, people are going to start implanting all sorts of things into their bodies. It may be a bomb, it may be something harmless. But in the name of security, they cannot rip the stuff out of your body.

    There has to be a way to securely identify the implant to the authorities. Maybe a serial number that is unique to the item, given by the manufacturer and then stored on a databse somewhere. Then, when walking through a scanner, it can sing like a canary about it's legitimacy.

    Hell, pacemakers and implantable defibrillators already do this -- you hold an interrogator to the pacer and it gives up the manufacturer's name, serial number, mode, and cardiac rhythm data that it has stored.

    There must be a secure and private way that this can be made to work on a large scale.

  146. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Jobe_br · · Score: 2

    Not to disagree entirely with your post, or to offend you in any way, but what exactly makes you think that the gov't. wouldn't just go for the lowest bid as well? Its well known that they don't *have* to, but neither do corporations. The incentive to go with the lowest bid is still the same on either side of the fence. Fixed budget means that the less is spent on the security personnel, the more gets spent on the administrators. Over the past 6-8 months I've gotten a bit jaded, so I have to say: if you're not linin' your pockets, you're not livin' the dream. Unfortunate, but true.

  147. Hope he never flies again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I owned this airline then I would be the first to call him up and offer him a free ticket on a bus or ship. The last thing I would want is to hold up flights because some idiot decided it was cool to stitch a laptop to his body.

    And the whole doctors note? Give me a break. I can understand a doctor giving out a note to a kid in a wheelchair so he doesn't have to go to gym class but signing off on cyborg implants so you can board an airline? Where does the doctor derive this authority? The airline never agreed that he could board with his equipment. Before signing the note the doctor never communicated with the airline to verify that the equipment was safe.

    Finally, this guy put himself into this mess. He can very easily get himself out of this mess by removing his cyborg equipment.

  148. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then he has no business attempting to cary it onto an aircraft because everyone knows that X-ray checks are not optional.

    These people who for some reason believe that they are so special that rules do not apply to them really make me wonder. From the person in the post office who doesn't need to stand in line right up to Professor Mann, where do they get that idea?

    Would you like a letter from a doctor stating that you're exempt from paying taxes this year because you're allergic to form 1040? I'm not really a doctor, but I'll be happy to write one for you. The IRS will surely accept it.

  149. Re:Big-o Deal-o.-Forever "after". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well we know we detain him. Now what?
    Answer that and you'll see the problem we have with the situation.

  150. Re:This guy is creepy by ewhac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. Not even then.

    If you're interested in gaining control of an airliner, the last thing you want to do is attract the attention of security personnel. As such, you have to look normal. Since Prof. Mann looked anything but normal, there's a fairly low probability that he's a hazard to air travel safety (although one could legitimately question the RFI radiated by his equipment if it couldn't safely take an X-ray). A quick check of his ID -- hell, even a quick Web search on his name -- would have quickly confirmed that the man was absolutely no trouble at all.

    Prof. Mann was detained not for being a potential threat, but because he questioned The Rules.

    Believe me, the guy you want to keep off the plane doesn't look or act like Mann. The Bad Guys will be appear very normal. That's why Congressmen are being detained and strip-searched in airports, because they're acting normal; very suspicious these days.

    Schwab

  151. why didn't he just walk away? by kidlinux · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be subjected to strip searches, or searches of any kind if you decide not to board the plane. As soon as they pulled off the first electrode, why didn't he just walk away? If it was an issue of principle, he could have continued to argue in a safer manner, perhaps having a physician brought in to properly remove or inspect the electrodes. Or, he could have taken the bus home! (I'm sure there are ferry boats to the mainland.)

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  152. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by oni · · Score: 4, Funny

    Idiot guard: "We need you to pass through the x-ray machine."

    It's a metal detector - not an x-ray machine.
    Congratulations, you just qualified for a job as an airport security screener.

  153. Am I stupid? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

    If I were Dr Mann and anyone was insisting that they do to him or start to do duch a thing, I would simply have left the airport and found another way home. I mean that sounds Orwellian; was he being detained? Could he have simply left, especially when they were starting to literally injure him? Is Newfoundland surrounded by a security force field that only airplanes can get through?

    What am I missing here?

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    1. Re:Am I stupid? by Peter+McC · · Score: 1

      Well, it is surrounded by the ocean, if that counts.

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    2. Re:Am I stupid? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      I kinda figured that (being a typical ignorant American (_U.S._ American), I didn't know that and being a lazy American I didn't pull out a map), but if someone is literally dismantling me and trashing my stuff, I think I would stop them and say, "That's OK. I'll take a boat."

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    3. Re:Am I stupid? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure that you have the authority to say that, at that point, as you could constitute a threat to the airport and it's occupants.

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    4. Re:Am I stupid? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Then have them escort you out of the facility.

      My goodness, you are just visiting a public accomodation. By that logic, I would think officials at a bus station or a public library or a park or the mall would have the right to walk up and detain you without reason until they are confident you are not a danger to those around you.

      I get the impression we don't really have all the facts here, but I feel sorry that Dr. Mann was injured or his equipment damaged in any way.

      Kinda reminds me of General Joe Foss, and 86-year-old (or so) WWII war hero who was not allowed to take his Congressional Medal of Honor on a plane. That combined with airport security's tendency to assume every person is equally likely to be a terrorist, which is ludicrous, just so they don't offend some crybabies who think that it's racist to consider that a young Arab man is more likely to be a killer than my 84-year-old diabetic Gramma. Last I checked there were very few 86-year-old WWII ace pilots hijacking airplanes. You have to reach a point where you realize a trained person could be perfectly deadly without so much as a penknife, so confiscating fingernail clippers seems just kinda stupid and vindictive to the millions of people who just want to get the hell on the plane and go home.

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  154. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Bilestoad · · Score: 1

    No they are not. Microwaves can be dangerous to pacemakers. X-ray wavelength is shorter than the visible spectrum, while Microwaves are longer wavelength.

    See here.

  155. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    Hell, they checked my laptop case coming and going when I went to Houston from Dallas out of Love field. (Clue: Love Field and Intercontinental both are _small_ airports, usually used for commuter flights in and out of Dallas and Houston- they normally don't rate a hand-held bomb detector unit...)

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  156. good lord!! by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one completely disturbed by the fact that airport security would yank off the electrodes? What if he actually were a terrorist, and those were wires connected to an explosive device! Even if this was done in the name of security, I think someone should go back to airport security school. Thank god it was not some terrorist with a bomb inside of him, because the whole airport could have been obliterated! This is not only bad security, it is beyond neglegence.

  157. Sorry, but he's just high tech performance art by Pvt_Waldo · · Score: 1

    It's cool technology and all, but WTF? He's a freak and a geek and a performance artist - what the hell does he expect to happen? Next thing you know someone will have a simulacrum of a large TNT device emplanted in their body - just the shape, not the real thing. And boo hoo, won't understand why some people get kinda pissed about it.

  158. I'm not impressed by ckedge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Letters from doctors and airlines mean nothing. Their pieces of paper that are easily forged.

    No rational security guard or "manager" doing their jobs would have the knowledge or authority to make the kind of exceptions to security procedures that this guy expected.

    I am highly concerned he was let through Pearson security so easily. Ripped from his skin? Disoriented and couldn't walk straight? Half a million dollars of equipment? Whatever. Cyborg? If it is that bad, he should not have been flying, not without a Transport Canada ruling, like are needed for other highly exceptional circumstances.

    Give me a break. The "article" as well as the Slashdot lead in all sound *HIGHLY* one sided.

    I give this side of the story a credibility rating of 2 out of 10, and the possibility that Professor Steve Mann is a pompous jackass a 7 out of 10. That the people in St. Johns did their job as we've requested them to do? 8 out of 10, losing points for putting his video glasses in with the baggage and not keeping track of his possessions.

    1. Re:I'm not impressed by piranha(jpl) · · Score: 1
      Ever hear of a hash? What about a signatures in a PKI environment? Have you ever considered their real-world usage?

      Hypothetically, those papers could have had a unique 128-bit key on them; similar looking to an md5sum, but randomly generated. Mathematically unfeasible to guess, or even brute-force. (Increase bit-size appropriately if you disagree with me.) The supervisor reads the papers, then enters the number or reads a barcode with the number into his terminal. The terminal establishes a cryptographically secure connection to one of several computers, and downloads a signed copy of the exact same message that appears on paper, signed by an authorizing agent of the airline. The supervisor carefully compares the two documents to ensure the digitally signed copy and the hard-copy are the same.

      Practical use of cryptography isn't so far fetched. With today's technology, forgery of paper documents like in this scenario could very well be prevented.

      Some might ask, "why make all these special accommodations for the Cyborg Man?" I'd be seriously worried if the airlines weren't already using strong cryptography for digital communication. The infrastructure ought to be there already.

      (Of course, I have no reason to believe the documents were ever digitally signed. I'm just pointing out a very realistic possibility.)

    2. Re:I'm not impressed by perky · · Score: 2
      Let's see. You're a terrorist with a dastardly plan to hijack an airplane and buzz the white house all morning so they can't get any work done. Do you a) turn up with all the papers that you need and attempt to look inconspicuous; or b) turn up with video cameras and all kind of electronic gizmaos attached to you and then make as big of a fuss as you can?


      If you are really "highly concerned" (your idiotic bold) about this then you really are a muppet of the first order.

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  159. Tidbit for you... by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reason September 11th worked out the way it did was that people have been taught to give the nice terrorists what they want when they take over the plane- before then, everyone was under the line of thinking that eventually it will all work out and if you don't provoke the terrorists you're less likely to get hurt/killed in the situation.

    Problem is, this was never the case to begin with and people have all been largely lucky up to this point. As it has always been, but people didn't realize it until the 11th was that the moment an agressor takes over a plane/ship/etc. and holds you hostage, your life is forfeit and you must win it back either by your actions or someone else must win it back for you. With this in mind, I do not believe that people will placidly sit still with agressors with knives or even handguns. They can nail a few but they're going to be beaten to a bloody pulp by the rest.

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    1. Re:Tidbit for you... by Zagadka · · Score: 1

      To sum it up: the 9-11 hijackers have changed the rules, and screwed things up for all future hijackers...

      ...for a few years at least.

    2. Re:Tidbit for you... by Sabriel · · Score: 2
      The reason September 11th worked out the way it did was that people have been taught to give the nice terrorists what they want when they take over the plane...
      Instead now we're being taught to give the nice security guards what they want when they take over the airport... :)
    3. Re:Tidbit for you... by jismay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for saying what I've been thinking for years. If I were ever on a hijacked vehicle of any kind my assumption would be: I'm dead. Now, what can I do to make myself not be dead?

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  160. Last tme I went through security... by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    ...I had to put up with the humiliation of having my brain forcibly removed. After all - it's a lethal weapon. I can design bombs with it, I can think unpatriotic thoughts, I can even memorize tunes that have a copyright. My brain was a terrible thing and it ought to have been removed. Everyone else should submit to having their brains removed too and the world will be a much better place. Except politicans of course - there's no need to have their brains removed.

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    1. Re:Last tme I went through security... by notenchi · · Score: 1

      Ahem...

      In case you hadn't noticed, half the people (at least) walking around these days apparently _have_ had their brains removed, for all I can tell. There are days I feel like the only intelligent person left on earth :)

  161. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GMOL · · Score: 1

    IT's pretty much plain jane PC hardware, poorly wired together....

  162. What's wrong and seriously troubling is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People thinking that someone implanting 'devices' on his/her body is normal... I am a geek to the n'th degree, but when I see stories like this and all the freaks that rise up to defend this stupidity as somehow 'normal' makes me want to puke and distance myself from the whole geek culture...

    Some geeks need to seriously back away from all things technical and do some soul searching while taking an early morning stroll on a quick mountain trail, and not just going to bed after an all-night RPG...

    1. Re:What's wrong and seriously troubling is... by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      yeah, but read the article. He didn't have anything implanted, just some nice LCD glasses, and what sounds like an external cardiac monitor wires.

  163. Re:Is this the whole story? by mr100percent · · Score: 2

    For some reason, I can picture the other side as...well, incompetent.

    "Well, we saw this guy in line, with really thick sunglasses and refused to let his bags be X-Rayed. Frank noticed some wires running down the back of his neck, and Geez, I thought this guy might have a few sticks of dynamite under that jacket. So we took him into a room, where he refused to cooperate, and put on airs that he had special equipment that we couldn't touch. A friend of his signed a piece of paper saying don't touch it. Well, we had to check the darn thing so he didn't threaten the plane"

  164. You mean magazine by Wee · · Score: 2
    Most of the NG troops don't even have a clip in the rifle.

    Unless the NG guys are carrying M1 Garands, they don't have any clips on their person at all. They might have a magazine or two if they are shouldering an Armalite or a Colt. Sorry to nitpick, but calling a mag a clip is like fingernails on the blackboard of my mind.

    BTW, the "guards" I've seen at San Diego, Reno, Las Vegas, Phoenix, and Portland airports were all similarly unarmed. A smart group of terrorists would storm the airport with baseball bats, pepper spray and M16 and 92F/1911A1 magazines...

    -B

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    1. Re:You mean magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the difference? I'm genuinely curious here.

    2. Re:You mean magazine by Afreet1 · · Score: 2

      Every round of ammo is composed of a lead bullet in the front with a metal jacket around the outside of it and to the back. At the base of the round is a slight indent. A clip is a piece of metal that holds all of the rounds by that indent. The M1 had a place where you put the metal clip in the top of the rifle and pushed down with your thumb on the ammunition. You then removed the thin piece of metal (the clip).

      Modern rifles/pistols have a magazine which is a big enclosure with a spring and feed mechanism. You place all of the ammunition into the magazine and then place the magazine into the weapon. This is what people usually call "clips." (What you see the guys in the movies do)

    3. Re:You mean magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the FN C1's that were standard issue north of the border until the late 80's supported both clips and magazines. The mag in the bottom and a place to slide a clip in the top and push down on the rounds to load them into the mag.

      Random trivia for this sub thread.

    4. Re:You mean magazine by Wee · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The M1 had a place where you put the metal clip in the top of the rifle and pushed down with your thumb on the ammunition. You then removed the thin piece of metal (the clip).

      Actually, that's not entirely true. You load some weapons this way (the SKS comes to mind, although there are plenty of others, including some removeable magazine-fed weapons, such as the M14), but the clip stayed in the M1. The M1 was loaded by putting all eight rounds into a clip and inserting the entire assembly into the receiver. The clip stayed in the receiver until the last round was fired, at which point it would eject upward and outward with a loud "sproing" noise. One could manually unload a partially spent clip, but simply firing all eight rounds and inserting a fresh clip was common from what I hear. The M1s I've handled have been nice to shoot, but loading left something to be desired. It's very easy to injure one's thumb/forefingers when loading an M1. I would also not wanted to carry one for any length of time. It's a heavy rifle.

      A Google search lead me to a page with a picture of the parts in question.

      BTW, I really liked your comment. If I hadn't used all my moderation points yeesterday (and hadn't been posting in this thread) I would have definitely modded up...

      -B

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    5. Re:You mean magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that curved metal thingie that you see hanging off of those Kalashnikovs are the magazines, right?

  165. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Galvatron · · Score: 1
    You may be right about some of that, but one thing you're definately wrong about is the ability of the government to fire people. Government employees always have the highest job security, and any attempt to fire someone becomes a bureaucratic nightmare.

    Look at the school system, public school teachers get paid more than private school teachers, but are generally worse because they stay at their jobs forever no matter how much their teaching deteriorates.

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  166. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by invenustus · · Score: 1
    IG: "....Ummmm...shit! Does this mean I'm fired?"
    Boss: "You're fired!"
    They're federal government employees. They can't be fired.
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  167. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GSloop · · Score: 2

    I think that far and away, when the security responsibility and cost lies with the airlines, the temptation is too strong...

    When the Gvmt runs the security program, but it's paid for by the airlines, then the tendency to go real cheap isn't there.

    This is an area that the airlines have shown themselves to be unworthy. Will the Gvmt do better? Time will tell.

    The result may be no better, but at least the conflict of interest isn't there.

    You and I are both jaded - I find the whole political (rep and dems) to be TOTALLY SCUMMY and the hope I used to have that the small guy might get a break has been totally lost.

    [Sigh]

    Cheers! :)

  168. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by aminorex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You forget, this is Canada. You have no rights.
    The only reason it's not a playground for fascist
    butchers is that they're all acting like Doug and
    Dave MacKenzie.

    Now in the U.S., you'd get the twice the brutality,
    but you would have the comfort of knowing that it
    was illegal, although of course no court in the land
    would give a flying wahoo about that.

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  169. I hope I will do better by Tomji · · Score: 0

    gonna have to move from America to europe in a month.
    in my personal baggage: 5 Harddisks filled with personal data.

  170. It could only work once by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    I would pay at least $10 more per ticket to fly on an airline that didn't have any airport "security" at all.

    I hope you're trolling, but WTF? Did you not notice what happened last September? [...] Please explain.

    What made 9/11 possible was that it was unthinkable. The passengers and pilots couldn't believe it would happen, so they allowed it to happen. What stops it from happening again is our new mutual knowledge that it is possible, not those goons at the gate. That's why the last plane didn't hit anything. Sure, by all means allow the airlines take suitable measures to keep their cockpit secure. Arm the pilots, secure the cockpit door, that sort of thing. But this business of piling up an endless string of inconveniences on the passengers is ridiculous. It doesn't add nearly enough security to be worth the cost in time and trouble.

    Whenever we purchase a plane ticket each of us has the opportunity to decide whether we think the value of the services being offered to us is worth its cost. What I'm saying is that in my personal utility function this business of lining up to be xrayed and interrogated and searched has no value at all; it only serves to make plane travel take an hour longer than it otherwise would. So just as I might be willing to pay $10 more to save an hour off my travel time by taking a faster flight, I'd be willing pay $10 to save an hour by accepting a faster (but less "secure") check-in process.

    Some other /. poster said it best at the time of the event:

    No amount of inconvenience will give you the security you desire.

    Forcing people to turn on their computers doesn't protect us against smart people with bombs in the spare battery compartment, sending people through a metal detector doesn't protect us against smart people with sharp ceramic or glass or obsidian or plastic objects, and everybody knows this. And I for one am sick of all this nonsense. We should stop pretending that the solution to a failed strategy is more of the same.

    Nope, from now on I want to fly the Unfriendly Skies. And if somebody tries to take my plane, we'll all have our own knives and guns aboard to stop them in their tracks. Who's with me?

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    1. Re:It could only work once by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      No amount of inconvenience will give you the security you desire.

      Hear, hear. I'd say the (attempted) takeover of Flight 93, even though it crashed anyway, will do more for preventing hijackings than any security. There's always the crazies who just want to blow it up, but for that they'll need explosives. And for those we have sniffers, both mechanical and canine, which work far better than a $10/hr rent a cop.

      Most of all I am rather appalled at the apparent total lack of Sneakers-style red team exercises conducted against the new and not very improved security. What kind of fool implements a whole new batch of security procedures and then doesn't hire someone to test them to the limits?

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    2. Re:It could only work once by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 1

      Nope, from now on I want to fly the Unfriendly Skies. And if somebody tries to take my plane, we'll all have our own knives and guns aboard to stop them in their tracks. Who's with me?

      Not me, thank you. The thought of being in a pressurized can several miles above the earth with an unknown number of untrained, freaked out, trigger happy yahoos with guns freaks me out. If this happened we would have more planes falling out of the skies than even Osama dreams.

    3. Re:It could only work once by Anomie-ous+Cow-ard · · Score: 1
      What kind of fool implements a whole new batch of security procedures and then doesn't hire someone to test them to the limits?

      The kind that knows they'd fail miserably?

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    4. Re:It could only work once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the (attempted) takeover of Flight 93, even though it crashed anyway

      You do realise it was shot down by the USAF?

    5. Re:It could only work once by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I heard about a private citizen who DID test them. I don't remember the details, but I think he got a knife past security, then when he told the authorities about their security hole, he got thrown in the clink!

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    6. Re:It could only work once by NachtVorst · · Score: 1

      "And if somebody tries to take my plane, we'll all have our own knives and guns aboard to stop them in their tracks. Who's with me?"

      Yes, great idea, let's all start shooting guns in the plane, at least then we know for sure we'll die.

    7. Re:It could only work once by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      It happens a lot, after all of the new security went into place at the Atlanta airport some guy accidentally walked in with a pistol. When he realized he had it in his coat pocket he found the nearest guard and apologized and explained, they talked to him for about 45 minutes I think and then took the gun and agreed to return it to him when he came back through the airport. As far as I know everything worked out fine, but this guy wasn't even trying to get the gun in there, he just happened to have it in his coat pocket.

      Kintanon

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  171. Ridiculous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again /.'ers are being ridiculous. Come on folks, you have a choice here. You can pay security agencies a ridiculous amount of money to train its personel to recognize, analyze, and make judgements on (admit it folks) one-of-a-kind wearable computer devices, or grin and bear it when a pretentions (although incredibly intelligent) scientist decides to wear a full cyborg costume to the airport.

    The only thing that scares me is that he got through security easily in past.

    Strap yourself with a computer filled with c4, put some wires in your skin, say youre a scientist and you are good to go.

    ridiculous

  172. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by aminorex · · Score: 2

    > carte blanche

    It's called "innocent until proven guilty". In the
    U.S. we have a tradition that this is an inherent
    human right, not a priviledge granted by the
    goverment, revokable as expedient. Of course that
    tradition does not exist in Canada, historical
    british statesmen such as Wilberforce notwithstanding.

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  173. Re:The article is short. Registration is long. by ScumBiker · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ira Howard, please phone home!

    Wassup, Lazarus? I was in the Gay Deceiver getting some.

    BTW, the "Gay Deceiver" was the name of a multi-universe traveling space vehicle/car/AI in "The Number of the Beast" by Robert Heinlein, for those of you who have no clue.

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  174. Airport Security by jsimon12 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I can personally speak to the stupidity of airline security. I travel frequently (weekly), and know the routine, take off all metal, put it in my bag, take my laptop out, let them run it all through the xray machine and go about my buissness. Well the Xray "technician", I use that term very loosely I think crackhead (from the looks of her) working the Xray system would be a more apt description, saw something odd (probably drug induced hallucinations) and Xray'd my laptop for about 5 minutes, then they had me turn it on and off and Xray'd it again. Suffice to say it destroyed the system. I don't get it, I am a white male in my early 20's, clean cut etc etc. I by no means fit any profile of a terrorist (which so far have all been Middle Eastern Men, ages 18-40). Oh well, airport security is not effective and will not do anything in the future other then annoy people, cause delays and destroy delicate equipment.

  175. I didn't just take a train? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I don't understand is, why didn't he take a train, or some other form of transport? You can get pretty far in three days...

  176. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's an easy question.

    "Remove that thing on your head so we can xray it please"

    "No."

  177. I was *not* trolling by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    I was not trying to start a flame war. I just felt sorry for this guy, and I posted that. Period. I am sorry my post offended you - if you could explain what made it offensive, I could avoid such transgressions in the future.

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    1. Re:I was *not* trolling by GMOL · · Score: 1

      Oh you're just too good:

      How could the security dudes not realize what an incredib;e achievement Mann's gear is?

      To be so completely integrated into one's computers - it must be a godlike feeling, to have all that data available at will.

      I know this is something that's not really going to sound right, but "rape" is the best word I can think of to describe this.

      STICKING A MONITOR IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GOD-COMPUTER HYBRID!

      Even though he has hooked himself up to an portable eecg thing, I'm pretty sure it doesn't actually do anything.

      IHBT IHL IWHAND.

  178. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Any passenger on your plane could have a pound of C4 stuffed up his ass, and security would never know it.

    There is no airport security. The loopholes are endless. XRaying laptops is just blatantly stupid make-work. The entire frigging performance is insulting: it's a show targeting the gullible, who are supposed to believe that it makes a difference.

    What really blows me away is that anyone believes it.

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  179. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by mr100percent · · Score: 2

    How would federalization help?

    Yes, I support having Federal inspectors. But the government's response has been:
    "You, you and you. Congrats, you're now a federal worker!"
    That doesn't help! It's the same exact people, now getting benefits from a different tier/branch

  180. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by mr100percent · · Score: 3, Informative

    AFAIK, you cannot be forced into having something X-Rayed. Instead, you can request that your belongings be hand-inspected, which arouses suspicion and causes delays. the most common occurrance is Photographers, as X-Rays kill film.

  181. Another reason to watch the contractors by Mandelbrute · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "We don't tell the security firms that there is going to be an exception made," said Nicole Couture-Simard, a spokeswoman for Air Canada. "We don't have that authority."
    It looks like it's time for them to to hire another security company. The tendancy to subcontract, then point the blame at the subcontractor only works in the playground - in the real world the person that gives the orders has to wear the blame. In this case we don't have a clue which security company it was, but the airline's name is mud.
  182. A scene from an airport.... by Wubby · · Score: 1

    [Security Guard]: Excuse me, sir, you're going to have to remove that equipment and place it in the machine.
    [Passenger]: I can't do that, it's my oxygen tank and wheelchair.
    [SG]: Sir, you will have to turn off and on your equipment and place it in the X-Ray machine.
    [P]: Um... You don't understand. I'm disabled. I need my motorized wheelchair and oxygen to live...
    [Security Supervisor]: What seems to be the hold up here?
    [SG]: This man refuses to let his equipment be checked through security. He's acting suspiciously, he wont even stand up.
    [P]: Look, I'm unable to stand. I need this oxygen to breath. What is wrong with you people?!
    [SS]: Sir, please calm down, or we'll have to have you removed and your equipment confiscated.
    [P]: Aren't you listening? I'm diabled. It's not like I chose to bring this stuff with me.
    [SG]: Sir, place the equipment on the X-Ray machine now! I'm not going to tell you again.
    [P]: Look you stupid cow, I couldn't even if I wanted to.
    [SS]: That's it.
    Struggle struggle, yank yank
    [P]: Gasp, wheeze
    [SG]: Sir, if you don't get off the floor, we will have you removed from the building! Sir? SIR?
    [Bystander1]: Look, that man is choking.
    [Bystander2]: Oh my god! He's must have anthax! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    Panic panic, crash crash

    THE END

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  183. Suicide bomber... by A.Soze · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's out of line, but it sounds like he was baiting airport security with this. In an age where suicide bombers are racking up the death toll on both sides of the Israel/Palestine "war" (they won't call it that, but anywhere people kill each other qualifies, in my book), it would seem that someone implanting a bomb in their body is not only plausible, but if they're willing to die, it's downright good planning. How many people are willing to take a chance getting on a plane, knowing that the guy sitting next to them is potentially a (forgive the pun) ticking time bomb?

    Steve Mann is an interesting fellow, to be sure. He even comes across as rational at times, but honestly, don't give me the honest looking face and the "aw shucks" shrug. He knew it would cause some heartache, and wanted the newsprint for it. I applaud the folks at the airport. For doing their job...

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  184. Smelly by drink85cent · · Score: 0, Troll

    Being disoriented from not taking off the glasses...
    Half million dollars worth of equipment...

    This guy probably avoids rain and water, and other types of matter in liquid form like the plague.
    He probably hasnt showered in years.
    But judging from that really funny looking picture of him, he probably doesnt have any friends anyways to smell him.

    1. Re:Smelly by drink85cent · · Score: 1

      Oh boy modded down as a troll. My POINT was that if u r constantly wearing this expensive equipment every waking minute. How the hell does this man bathe and deal with weather. Its either all waterproof or he is one stinky bastard.

  185. Re:Yer a Dumb Ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ionizing Radiation wipes outs ROM and FLASH memories. The Radiation breaks down the charge on the memory cells causing them to reset.

  186. Re:The article is short. Registration is long. by ShdwStkr · · Score: 1
    also in
    • The Cat Who Walk(s|ed) Through Walls
  187. Re:This guy is creepy by lightspawn · · Score: 2
    A quick check of his ID -- hell, even a quick Web search on his name -- would have quickly confirmed that the man was absolutely no trouble at all.


    Well, it's a shame the security personnel weren't cyborgs, they could have done a web search on the spot. Well, maybe in a few years.

  188. You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
    The thought of being in a pressurized can several miles above the earth with an unknown number of untrained, freaked out, trigger happy yahoos with guns freaks me out.

    You might want to see someone about that hoplophobia of yours.

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    1. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 'cause it's really dumb to be afraid of people who can kill you and who have demonstrated that they would rather fight it out at 35000 feet than go through some trivial scans. Yeah, you know everyone who wants to bring a gun on a plane is imagining himself on UA 93, saving the day, shooting the terrorist, and getting the girl. Yeah, hoplophobia. Have you looked at phonotactics for the reason it hasn't caught on? Do.

    2. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by NecrosisLabs · · Score: 1

      The thought of being in a pressurized can several miles above the earth with an unknown number of untrained, freaked out, trigger happy yahoos with guns freaks me out.
      You might want to see someone about that hoplophobia [usask.ca] of yours.

      Hi, thanks for that assumption. I wonder if it will bother you to know that I am in fact a happy owner of several handguns, with a carry permit? I know many trained, responsible, calm firearm owners. These are not the people I'm talking about. I'm talking about the "I didn't know it was loaded" type. I have also known a number of this type of gun owner, and a number of them had permits from shall issue states. Would you want these people armed in a plane?

    3. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
      Yeah, 'cause it's really dumb to be afraid of people who can kill you and who have demonstrated that they would rather fight it out at 35000 feet than go through some trivial scans.

      No, it's dumb to assume that people who voluntarily choose to carry guns around are untrained, clumsy, fanatical, or otherwise dangerous. That makes no more sense than assuming the same of people who carry nail clippers. A gun is a tool. The rest of the emotional baggage they seem to carry for you is all in your head. So yeah, hoplophobia.

      Have you looked at phonotactics for the reason it hasn't caught on? Do.

      Is hoplophopia really that much clumsier than, say, achluophobia or nucleomituphobia?

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    4. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      That makes no more sense than assuming the same of people who carry nail clippers. A gun is a tool. The rest of the emotional baggage they seem to carry for you is all in your head

      Except that a gun is a tool for KILLING people, nail clippers are a tool for clipping nails. By your logic, it would be dumb to assume that people who carry around vials of anthrax or suitcase nukes are dangerous.

      Given the current socio-political atmosphere relating to guns, I would say it is quite valid to assume that someone carrying a gun is either clumsy or fanatical, either way dangerous.

    5. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by armb · · Score: 2

      > it's dumb to assume that people who voluntarily choose to carry guns around are untrained

      No, it's dumb to assume that all people who voluntarily choose to carry guns around are untrained. Which he didn't. The untrained, clumsy, fanatical ones are the ones to be rationally scared of.

      > nail clippers. A gun is a tool
      > So yeah, hoplophobia.

      So hoplophobia is an irrational fear of guns, nail clippers, or other tools or instruments? Wouldn't a word specifically for fear of guns (or possibly weapons) be more useful? Even if equally irrelevent here.

      http://www.studylight.org/lex/grk/view.cgi?numbe r= 3696
      Transliterated Word : Hoplon
      Definition
      1.any tool or implement for preparing a thing
      a.arms used in warfare, weapons
      2.an instrument"

      Why doesn't the fucking lameness filter give an adequate explanation of what it's objecting too?

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    6. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1
      Except that a gun is a tool for KILLING people, nail clippers are a tool for clipping nails.

      No, a gun is a tool for self-defense. That is why policemen are issued guns. Not because we want them to kill people, because we want them to defend people. A gun happens to be capable of killing people - as is a nail file, for that matter - but that is not its primary purpose. A gun can and usually does serve its primary purpose without even being fired.

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    7. Re:You've never been on a bus or subway, have you? by GMontag451 · · Score: 2
      No, a gun's primary purpose is to kill people and/or animals. This is why they make hunting rifles and AK-47s. Self-defense is secondary and is purely a result of its ability to do its primary purpose well.

      Your argument is like saying the primary purpose of a nuclear weapon is national defense, and thats absurd. The primary purpose of a nuclear weapon is to blow up. The fact that a nuclear weapon blows up pretty well lets it accomplish its secondary purpose, which is deterrance. The same applies to a gun.

      By the way, policemen defending other people is not SELF-defense as you seem to believe.

  189. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why you support the federalization...!!!! What planet are you living on?! Government employees are the MOST INCOMPETENT employees around. (I refuse to call them government workers).

  190. I have always used abcdef/abcdef by marcus · · Score: 1

    Still works.

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  191. Re:again airport security are idiots: EXAMPLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "And I put my shoes on, wandered to the bar, got myself a pint of Sam Adams, served in a plastic glass because, well, those nasty terrorists could abuse cans... and pondered in how many ways I could have circumvented security right then."

    For example, you could have carried two or three of these .

  192. Re:CHRISTIAN ROCK Re: Rabid Facist Moderator by nickynicky9doors · · Score: 2

    The Parent Post is offtopic but iterating this through replies to the parent is redundant.

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  193. Not entirely... by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Informative


    Actually, you can look at the events of the airline bailout more thoroughly. Sure, the reward that you talk about seems just like that - free money. But, it looks more to be like a subsidy. We can compare it to past farmer-gov relationships. The government doesn't want the market flooded with an excess of products, otherwise the price of the products will drop out due to the extreme surplus of supply, and various farmers will go broke - which we don't want under certain circumstances because not all farmers may produce all products (as well as other reasons). So they (the gov) pay the farmers to either not produce a certain amount of a certain product for a given time period, or they buy already produced products and store them or allow them to go to waste. In this case, the gov just bought $15 billion worth of plane ticets, and the airlines didn't produce the flights (a service here, but keeping the product mentality going is more pleasing). As well, I am sure the airlines wouldn't have minded at all to not receive the bailout as long as the amount of scheduled flights remained the same. The amount of money lost far exceeded the bailout that the airlines received, so the net reward gained was still negative (the attacks can be considered a reward here - just kind of like getting underwear for Christmas is a present, heh).

  194. It's Steve, not the *other* jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I feel sorriest for the security twits who gave Steve the tiniest excuse to lambaste them in the press.


    Steve is a bonafide asshole and a plagiarist to boot. He's invented his own myth and you id10ts buy into it because he's the only thing uglier and more socially inept than yourselves. Plus you don't have the slightest clue of a) what he's doing, b) what parts of it are interesting, c) what he's actually invented, and d) how little parts b) and c) have to do with part a).


    I only wish the exaggerated reports of his ordeal were true. Just ask anyone who's had to work with him what a thieving, duplicitous, and self-promoting purveyor of half-truths he is.


    Here is what his colleagues at MIT used to think of him (and a damn sight more kindly than they do today).

    1. Re:It's Steve, not the *other* jackass by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Like you said ("Here [mit.edu] is what his colleagues at MIT used to think of him (and a damn sight more kindly than they do today).") turns out to have statements like: I know I'm an exception, but I've always found walkmans a little insulting -- their wearers seem to be saying that the normal sounds of this world are not good enough for them.

      Well well, that's a well-balanced and tolerant individual!
      He also thinks the dude should be socially ostracised for dressing weird?!

      Jeez! Don't tell me person a) is stupid based upon the statement of obviously jerky person b).

      Ok, so I agree, Mann seems to be looking to annoy people, and probably was smart-assed to the airport people. But the way they reacted to his attitude was very very wrong and you know it. Maybe you are unnaturally lucky and have managed to evade all arrogant, imcompetant and semi-brutal security gards in your life, but this is a behaviour that is bound to get worst has airport security becomes sacrosaint, the holy of holies if you will, and I think its pretty important to make such incidents known so we can limit the amount of abuse of that sort.

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  195. Treat it as a medical situation by Bodrius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The solution really seems quite simple, and it's definitely not the one they chose:

    Don't allow him to board the plane yet, get him to stay for some days until management can confirm his documentation (call the universities, for example), then personally oversee his boarding the plane a couple of days later, after a reasonable, non-intrusive search.

    Don't they have to do something like this when someone with special needs of medical attention/equipment needs to travel anyway?

    If the guy happens to be famous enough to appear on the media, you might want to pay for the hotel and new airplane ticket just like when the airlines resell your ticket. But that's strictly a PR move.

    Most likely, he takes charge of the extra expense on his trip, security takes charge of the extra expense of making a couple of phone calls and personally overseeing him for 20 minutes when he finally boards the plane.

    No strip search, no destroyed equipment, little wasted time for other passengers and most likely no lawsuits.

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  196. Re:Forced Removal of Intelligence? by evilpaul13 · · Score: 2

    Someone could also carry on a pack of matches and some nonmetal baloons fitted to his or her body filled with gasoline. There are limitless ways bad people can do bad things. It isn't naive so much as stupid if we expect highschool flunkies to make it safe to fly.

    I think I'll stick to the train when I have to travel. Slower, but cheaper and I like it. No anal probes are needed either.

  197. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Nipok+Nek · · Score: 1

    He wasn't trying to Enter Canada. He was already there (and got in no problem.) He was trying to LEAVE.

    Nipok Nek

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  198. Which is worse? by grgcombs · · Score: 1

    I can't decide who the bigger jackass is, the NY Times reporter who brought us this retarted crap, or the pathetic moron attempting to board the plane. This isn't news, it's more in line for the Onion. I'd be less nauseatic if this were a stupid joke. Greg

  199. Forced to x-ray by TheMCP · · Score: 2

    I don't know about Canada, but my understanding is that in the United States, FAA regulations require only that airport security personnel must hand-inspect *film* and *cameras* if requested.

    Many larger photographic shops can sell you a luggage tag with the FAA regulation printed on it, which can come in handy when you run into idiot security personnel who flat out refuse to hand-inspect anything or flatly demand that their x-ray machine is safe and that you must have your film x-rayed. (Most x-ray machines *are* safe, but a few aren't, you can't trust the signs on them, and some film seems mysteriously more sensitive.)

    All things considered, however, I think before taking anything Steve Mann says seriously we should hear a report on him from someone from the MIT wearable computers group. The many people I've met from the group do not speak of him in warm fuzzy terms, to put it extremely mildly.

  200. Re:I always wondered --- not a typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's great that the Rump Ranger Brigade in the Geek Compound can put 'features' in the Slashcode that break HTML links, but they refuse to fix the Page Widening Bug.

    It's almost time to start actively crapflooding this site.

  201. Mann's a performance artist by stoneape · · Score: 1

    do you think we could ratchet down the rapid technophile rights rhetoric a bit?

    Mann's got more than a bit of the performance artist and cyborg evangelist in him. This type of situation is pure gold to him, and the more he can play it up, the better the publicity.

    If anyone's seen the documentary about him, he's got a serious hard-on about getting in the faces of authority figures and confronting them with his gear. I wouldn't be surprised if he was more than a little obnoxious with the airport security staff. Which isn't to say that they were right, but it's usually not a smart idea to blatantly piss off the people with the guns.

  202. Newfies by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Man! A life-time of making newfie jokes finally proven right!

    So, a newfie security guard strip searches a cyborg and...

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  203. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    I know lots of people like to make fun of government workers (and for good reason), but security is one thing that government workers do better than private companies. Just compare your average rent-a-cop to your average police officer. The professionalism and training of real law enforcement officers is far beyond what you'd find with security guards. Unfortunately, the new federalized airport security isn't a real full-blown law enforcement agency, and I'm afraid it will end up closer to DMV quality staff.

  204. I just have to say this... by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    THIS GUY IS NOT A CYBORG!

    There, I feel better. Imagine my excitement when I read this article implying there was a human being who is a cyborg. I was intently interested in what incredible technology must have gone into him in the form of these "implants," and what horrible condition (thinking of Stephen Hawking) he must be in that he cannot function without them.

    Folks, wearing an X10 webcam on your face does not make you a cyborg. And I'm mad that someone got my excitement up.

    Read the comments, read the article, and do some google searching. This guy would like to attract a lot of attention -- and sure, wearable computing is a great thing. But he doesn't have implants, and he is not a cyborg.

    I wear glasses to enhance my vision. That doesn't make me a cyborg. This guy wears a webcam over his eye to enhance his vision. And he thinks that's such a spectacular thing, he's named the concept "The EyeTap principle", apparently thinking it's just incredibly original. What a concept! Carrying around a camera and showing what you see to the world! Get real.

    I'd give anything to see the note from his doctor. As his "implants" were nothing more than sticky electrodes like a heart patient might wear in the hospital (giving readouts about as exciting as coke machines and Christmas trees attached to the net, I'm sure), what possible medical explanation could be given that he requires these things on his person. They are possessions, not body parts. Maybe his experiment might be interrupted and the equipment damaged, but there is no medical need here, and thus a note from a doctor is nothing more than an attempt to be special and have people bend the rules.

    I sound excessively negative here, but I'm a little bit mad at the grandstanding and sensationalism of this person. I note the article claims he's never had any problems like this before (a verbatim quote he gave to the media I'm sure), but his website claims he had similar problems in 2000. I guess the problems weren't so bad he'd vow never to fly Air Canada again.

    One more time, and say it with me (you'll feel better, too): STEVE MANN IS NOT A CYBORG.

  205. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by shepd · · Score: 1

    >When you want to mix with the rest of society you have to conform to certain standards

    Part of those standards dictate that you aren't allowed to make others bleed or experience pain without their express consent.

    >Steve won't play by those rules. Steve deserves everything he gets.

    And so do the airport security. If you don't play by the rules of society (which are defined as laws) then you go to jail.

    >If I see any wanker pretending to be a borg in an airport I'll have a quiet word to a national guardsman, just to make the fool think twice about doing it again.

    Would you make him bleed?

    I would hope not.

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  206. Jerry Seinfeld on Airport Security by RedSynapse · · Score: 1

    I love to fly. I love goin in the airport. I always feel safe in the airport thanks the high calibre individuals we have working at x-ray security.
    How bout this crack squad of savvy motivated personnel? Feel pretty good with them at the helm?
    The way you want to set up your X-ray security is you want the short heavyset woman at the front with the skin-tight uniform. That's your first line of defence. You want those pants sprayed on, you want them so tight the flap in front of the zipper has pulled itself open and you can see the metal tangs hanging on for dear life.
    Then you got that other genius down at the other end looking at the TV screen. This Einstein has chosen to stand in front of X-rays fourteen hours a day as his profession. (makes whirring sound) He's lookin in the TV set, I always look in the TV set, I cannot make out one object, I dunno what this guy is doing. It's my own bags I cant understand one thing. What was that? He's going "What is that a hairdryer with a scope on it? That looks ok. Keep it movin." "Some sort of bowling ball candle? That's fine, just, we don't wanna hold up the line."

  207. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

    Except that your analogy fails. Public school teachers have to put up with MASSIVE amounts of bullshit just to teach. They also are forced to put in large amounts of unpaid overtime (typically called ajunct duties - things like supervising dances, clubs, etc.) That said, the good teachers are at public schools because they DO make more, but are also forced to teach according to fucked up regulations that private schools don't need to. It's the administrators (and larger class sizes) that have fucked up our schools - NOT the teachers (there are exceptions of course...)

  208. Canadian Border = Unpredictable by cyberwench · · Score: 1

    Suuure. Tried it lately? As far as I can tell at the Canadian border, you've got precisely a 50/50 chance of making it in without hassle. (For non-citizens, at any rate.) And two weeks ago, they detained a friend of mine because although she's a Canadian citizen, she's got a Great Britain birth certificate. The trouble is, it's completely up to the discretion of the border guards. God help you if you get the cranky woman at the truck crossing at 3 AM. =)

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    1. Re:Canadian Border = Unpredictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      although she's a Canadian citizen, she's got a Great Britain birth certificate

      Well thats just weird. If the lady in question was from Great Britian by birth, then the damn gaurd should have been scraping the ground with his nose. You colonists are getting a little to big for your boots and forgetting who owns your country. Maybe its time for another war, so the Queen can start rounding them up & sending them off to man the trenches again. That might remind you all who's the boss.

      Note: Look closely now ----> ;)

  209. Magazines are NOT clips. by screwtheNSA · · Score: 0

    The nazis loved the sound the M1s clip made when that last round was fired and the clip ejected from the rifle, in fact, many in a firefight fired and listened for the clatter of that M1 clip on a hard surface....pop up, fire at the GI and that was the end of the GI. Later, many got smart and left a round chambered, reloaded a fresh clip and waited for nazi boy to pop up and BANG! nazi boy went down. The clatter from those clips caused many deaths of our fighting men in WWII, and after many wised up, they would toss an empty clip onto a rock to "force" the enemy to show his face because he heard that familiar sound, and he would be shot dead because he "assumed" the GI was out of ammo.

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  210. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by DavidTC · · Score: 1
    Let's call the devices microwave cookers and the EM spectrum microwave waves. (Yes, 'microwave waves' is silly, but it makes things much clearer.)

    If microwave waves messed up someone's pacemaker, he was standing in a really bad place.

    The reason that microwave cookers used to screw up pacemakers is that they gave off big rotating fields of magnetism. It didn't have a thing to do with the microwave waves themselves. Pacemakers are programmed using magnets, and exposing them to giant rotating magnetic fields is a bad idea.

    People operating a microwave cooker shouldn't be hit with microwave waves at all. Microwave waves, while fairly harmless to a pacemaker, will cook you. Anyone being hit with them is a bad idea, it's like getting a sunburn inside your body, hence the whole shielded door interlock thing. Small amounts of them are okay, but microwave waves are able to cook a turkey, they're certainly able to cook you, and unlike conventional stoves, you cannot feel the microwave waves, as they are heating the inside of you up, where you do not have nerve endings.

    Of course, none of this applies any more, as current microwave cookers don't give off that much magnetism anymore, and current pacemakers are much less sensitive to random magnetism. (And there are no people with 'old' pacemakers out there, they have to be replaced every ten years or so when the batteries fail.) So the old 'can't have pacemakers around microwaves' doesn't apply anymore.)

    In case anyone cares, yes, I do have a pacemaker, and I microwave all the time. The only time I get nervous is when people run those handheld metal detectors all over my body. And I don't stand go into power planets because of the giant generators.

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  211. Terrorism is an old things in Europa by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Look at the attack on paris middle 90, or the attack on Frankurt Airport. For those who were in frankfurt , ever wondered what is this big metalic statue in hall B ? Welll this was the exact place a bomb explosed killing lot of people. To sum up, we have a long history of beeing target of terrorist. So maybe we take it more seriously on a local way, like security in airport and U train.

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  212. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GMontag451 · · Score: 1
    He wasn't trying to Enter Canada. He was already there (and got in no problem.) He was trying to LEAVE.

    He wasn't trying to leave either. He had flown from Toronto to St. John with no problem, and was trying to fly back. Both of those cities are in Canada.

  213. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by GSloop · · Score: 2

    The professionalism and training of real law enforcement officers is far beyond what you'd find with security guards.
    Well, I'm not too impressed with the police forces of our nation - trained they generally are - professional? only some - and the bad ones taint the whole force. (Not to mention, it seems the good cops never want to hunt down the bad ones, and end up protecting them - to their own detriment.)

    That said, the rent-a-cop's are lots worse, though we don't usually have the rent-a-cops shooting mentally ill people because they were a "threat" to the officer!

    Frankly, it seems to really hinge on staff at the top that want results. Look at the post-office. In all my dealings with them in the last 15 years or so, it's gotten lots better. I believe that this is largely because of an individual at or near the top that wants the job done right. He demands good performance from those directly under him, and they do the same, and so on until you reach the employees at the bottom. It's a law I follow - see crap at the employee level? Give the company one chance to fix it. If you don't get much response, you can be sure it's straight from the top. Find another vendor...

    Well wait and see how the new airport security works. With Herr Ashcroft at the helm, I'm worried about how things will work. There doesn't seem to be a bunch of accountability in any of the justice department arms, and I suspect there will be little here too. (On a side note, it's funny how we keep giving law enforcement more and more power - but never seem to add the responsibility to go with it. I.E. You get additional powers for wire-tap (pen and trace) but if we find you used it wrong, you loose your job, and you'll never work in law enforcement in the US again - ANYWHERE! Until the consequenses of bad behavior cost the people who do it heavily, we'll continue to see law-enforecement abuse. Heck, if I could get away with it, I'd probably be guilty too...)

    Cheers!

  214. Re:who cares about your opinion CHINK by allenthelee · · Score: 0

    I'm going to sew your asshole shut and forcefeed you like the chickendick that you are.

    SCORE.

  215. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    I guess I should have explained. By "professional" I don't mean that they're nice guys and never abuse their authority. I meant that they can arrest an armed and dangerous suspect without getting killed or hurt.

  216. Not that small by TBHiX · · Score: 2

    St. John's is just shy of 100K people, with a sister city right next door pushing that to abot 130-150K. It's also the provincial capital. And this is not a rural airport, it's an international hub (being physically closest to Europe still counts for something, b'ys.) While he certainly wouldn't have the exposure he has in Toronto, we're not talking backwater hicks, either. Factor in that it is still a small enough place that a visit from him would constitute local celebrity news, and you've got a better than even chance that his presence was known.

    1. Re:Not that small by bill_guts · · Score: 1

      150K is small by my standards, rural - maybe that wasn't the right word. you mentioned some facts and they're facts. but did he make the news? you're speculating that there was enough media coverage to give him an "even" chance of being known by airport security and i say that you would have to first prove that there was mainstream media coverage, etc. i think i was implying was that his unique situation would be considered a little stranger in a smaller city which is completely reasonable...that's all.

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    2. Re:Not that small by TBHiX · · Score: 2

      Well, keep in mind this is Canada (Don't know where you are). Outside of Toronto and a couple of other places, we're not exactly known for huge metropoli. ;) Vancouver (where I live now) is rated at 2 million for the GVRD, but the city itself is only about 400K.

      As I live in Van now, my speculation is just that, based on my experience of similar events in the past. I can find out, though. Stay tuned.

      -TBHiX-

  217. NoRe:again airport security are idiots. by MZoom · · Score: 1

    Actually prior to 9-11-2001 I don't think you can find many acts of terrorism in US airports that required the use of any type of military or police intervention with automatic weapons.

    If you would like to ask yourself why these other airports from other countries do need these the go right ahead.

    As for the inference that NG (National Guardsmen) would fumble around with their weapon ....... NOPE. Two shots ... maybe. But they are trained to use thier weapon including how it's carried. They wear body armor. "Ever tried to ... ", nope... but the guardsmen have! It's part of their training. I'd grade them an A for their presence, a C for the number of guardsmen being used, and the whole US airport security system a C due to their inexperience in actual civilian airport security experience.

    Lastly the reason of the NG being present is as a precaution and to give the flying public the message that some kind of response to terrorism is close by.

    I don't give a $hit if a guard has their hand on the handle, trigger, or their crotch. Because the element of surprise is a given for the terrorist. If you think the military could treat civilian airport security the same way it does with it's own airfields your wrong. If left up to the military youd be writing to bitch about how your rights are violated by the stormtroopers manning the airport security gates.

    By far more terroristic acts have been done at non-us airports around the world and this website lists a few dating back to the late 1960's.

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  218. Childish publicity stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Implants! Yeah right. Steve Mann is a total asshole and this a childlish publicity stunt. Steve Mann is an embarassment to the field of wearable computing. His performance (or non-performance, he sent asshold grad students in his stead) at the IEEE International Symposium on Wearable Computers (ISWC) in Zurich this October was a complete embarrassment and the papers he writes are absolute shit. He thinks he invented wearable computer because he strapped a 40lb desktop to his back in the 80's. The only thing he has contributed to this field is silly pictures.

    I could pull a Steve Mann paper out of my ass. Its very simple.

    Step 1. Add pictures of self in progressivly more riduculous getups starting with 1985 and moving to the present year. Wear oversized MIT sweatshirt to hide huge cables and look important.

    Step 2. Fill half the paper babbling about Steve Mann's history of wearable computing which revolves exclusivly around papers he wrote. Be careful to leave out any references to mobile phones, wristwatches and PDA's but rather imply backpacks with 386s in them were the beginning of mobile computing.

    Step 3. Doctor up a screen shot of running Emacs overlaid in AR. Possibly the worst interface ever.

    Step 4. Propose promising yet obvious future applications but take no steps to implement them.

    Step 5. Ramble on about how the current state of privacy and surveilance will be turned on its head if everyone straps a desktop and a web-cam to their back.

    Step 6a. Present at conference. Generally be an asshole. Give demo with a with a head-mounted display on. Allow no one to see what you claim is in your head-mount.

    Step 6b. Optionally you may skip the conference, send smartass grad students. Claim your civil rights are violated by airport security. Make all American attendees glad you come from Canada now rather that from MIT.

    If you want to flame me back do it here.

    1. Re:Childish publicity stunt by GMOL · · Score: 1

      Yay!
      Finally, after reading all the comments from people who have met/worked with him, it appears that I am not the only one who sees him as an outright jerk...next time don't post AC.

  219. Federalization DOES NOT EQUAL professionalism by Shivetya · · Score: 2

    "No airport security agent should ever be unprofessional like that (which is why I support the federalization program currently in progress in the US). But the guy had to be inspected. "

    No. Federalization has nothing to do with professionalism. It will simply make the matter worse. Against a private company screener you could stand a fair chance to recover damages, against the Federal Government your toast.

    Government screeners know they are immune to most things a private company employee would have to worry about, and they willingly use the threat of the law (Read : the whole GOVERNMENT) to exploit those who must pass through their lines. How many stories have you read about sleeping "professional federal agents" or having metal detectors unplugged while operated by "professional federal agents"? I have seen many, and they come each week.

    Don't fall for that bullshit line from the DNC, Professionalism DOES NOT EQUAL Federalism. If this was such a good idea then why don't the European countries support federalized airport security? Simple : Accountability.

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  220. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • what reason could they have for detaining him without allowing him to speak with his doctor or colleuges

    None, so it's lucky that they didn't do that:

    • "[He] spent the next two days arranging conversations between his university colleagues and the airline."

    You (and the moderators) fail the cluecheck. Looks to me like Captain Cyborg here is equally as guilty in the stubberness stakes, and is now happily milking this for publicity. It's an interesting story, but don't read things into it that aren't there.

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  221. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Jburkholder · · Score: 2

    Handheld? Why handheld?

    Every airport I've gone through in recent months has a system to do explosive residue 'tracing'. They take a little gauze patch held by a little wand and wipe it on the laptop case, the attache handle, my shoes and anything else that might have come into contact with bomb-making material (exactly what that includes, I don't know).

    Then they put the gauze patch in a machine that makes a little 'beep' and blinks a green light if you are ok. (I assume if a red light and a buzzer sounds, your laptop is going to get a visit from the bomb disposal squad.)

    The handheld stuff would presumably be useful for faster screening of many more items/passengers as the system I've seen takes a lot of time. I wonder how much of this was was because Mann was indignant and uncooperative because they didn't just read his papers and let him through?

  222. Sorry from St. John's by swight1701 · · Score: 1

    Hey, I live in St. John's, Newfoundland, right now I'm about a 2 minute drive from said airport. I want to apologize for small people who think they have been put on top of a pedestal since Sept 11th, or the people above them who pressure them so much not to let any exceptions (even obvious ones) through making them feel they have no choice but to obey or lose thier job.
    What I want to know is, WHY was he here at all? We're a pretty small place, I can only assume he was here to visit the university, I want to know who he was here to visit.

    I hope his experiement is not ruined and that he was not traumatized by the event. Newfoundlander's are actually known for our friendliness! REALLY! :)

    Again, sorry from the PRO-cyborgs in Newfoundland.

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    1. Re:Sorry from St. John's by ramb · · Score: 1

      I'm writing from St. John's and I take that apology back. Sorry for nothing if some arrogant prick wants to pretend that he can't function without his cappacino micro slung in a pouch and whine whine whine about how much the contact electrode hurt during removal because he had put in on with the strong adhesive. Wah wah wah. My rights are being violated because I can't do whatever the hell I want. I'm a vampire I want to fly in my coffin.

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    2. Re:Sorry from St. John's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are completely without any idea or clue. Read the article, learn to understand. moron.

      It is ILLEGAL to treat someone in that way. It's called ASSAULT. Grow the FUCK up. You're the meanest Newfie I ever met, but not the dumbest.

  223. BWI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think it depends on the airport. at sea-tac the NG was at the security checkpoints, m-16 unslung, fingers on the triggers. you are right though, every single time i've flown overseas, it's hard to go anywhere in the airports and not see police with unslung automatic weapons.

  224. Here is a login for yall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Login: cypherpunk230
    Pass : cypherpunk230

    They removed the last cypherpunk I made :(

    Oh well. Now they will see a huge increas in pupularity of 19 year old retired clergymen living in Afghanistan hehe.

  225. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by markmoss · · Score: 2

    That "explosive" trace detector must detect traces of nitrate -- that's about the only thing that is common to all common explosives. One trouble is that nitrates also have many non-explosive uses. Walk across a lawn after it's fertilized and your shoes will beep the detector -- that's the likely reason for an incident in San Francisco recently, where they closed the airport after the moron in charge of the machine let the suspect shoes get away. Playing cards will leave nitrate traces on your hands.

    And still, it's not going to detect all explosives. NO3 is the usual oxidizer for explosives, but there are other possible oxidizers. The sniffers will catch commercial and military explosives, and probably anything a Tim McVeigh could cook up on his own, but I'm pretty sure my high school chemistry teacher could have made a batch of nitrogen-free explosive if he wanted to. I might even be able to do it myself, if I didn't mind a rather high risk of blowing up the kitchen and myself... A terrorist group with arab oil money could certainly afford a better lab than that high school, and if they could send men to flight school to learn to fly jumbos (but not to land and take off!), they wouldn't have any trouble at all getting a few of their guys into a chemistry major at a US college...

  226. Newfie Joke? by jellybear · · Score: 1

    I think I should point out, for the benefit of non-Canadian readers, that St. John's is in Newfoundland, the province that newfies come from.

  227. Re:This guy is creepy by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2
    If you're interested in gaining control of an airliner, the last thing you want to do is attract the attention of security personnel.

    On the other hand, apparently Reid (the "shoe bomber") first attracted suspicion by 'acting weird', at least, if the reports are to be believed.

    Determined, competent highjackers will, indeed, act normal. But security also has to be worried about whackos who think the Nebuloids from Planet Zeppo want them to fly a commercial airliner to Uranus.

    Apparently the security guards were rude, and perhaps unnecessarily rough. But Dr. Mann had to expect some attention and concern. It also sounds like there were some bureaucratic problems that prevented the guards from being notified.

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  228. You are an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... first, they are M16A2s... military does not even carry in active inventory AR15s anymore.

    Second, they are chambered and locked, on safe.

    Third, having just flown through Paris, you will notice that those are Internal Security troops, an extension of their version of the FBI (think BATF stormtroopers here).

    Fourth, at JFK for every two you see there are two you don't... look around a bit more. They also have a emergency response team for the tarmac (two hummers, M60s on each with 2000 rounds and LAWs, as well as 16 men) and four inside ERTs consiting of 12 men each. As well, there are FBI, Sherrif, and State police in both plain clothes and uniform, some armed with MP5s.

    Fifth, having your weapon slinged is not that big of an impediment to bringing it into action if it is 'cocked and locked' 1-3 seconds max and you are on target and ready.

    Sixth, you must be under the general assumption that any terrorist actually willing to undertake a firefight in an airport terminal would have the skill and talent to go to CQB with these guardsman and best them. Terrorist types are not known for their accurate shooting; in fact, their limited weapons training by most accounts is for assasination style drive forward and kill the target attacks with little thought to tactic or extricating yourself from the fight at the end in one piece. Further, they are not taught to shoot straight, but rather spray which is not the best way to take down a target.

    Seven: Most of the guardsman, if you look closely, are wearing second chance Class II or III torso body armour (no plates) which would stop pistol and submachine gun rounds (or at least limit their penetration force). Granted, getting shot up (especially if you are a 5' tall woman of typical female body stature and physique) even while wearing body armour is no pleasant experience, but you probably won't kill them unless you are trained for head shots or using penatrative ammo.

    Eight: Why would a terrorist type person come in and shoot up the guardsman. Unless their goal is to blow themselves up in the terminal or at the gates where there are alot of people, this makes no sense. Even if they are trying to get to the crowded areas to suicide bomb, they don't have great odds of getting through the chokepoints that the secruity search area is... the ERT force would pounce on them in those tight quarters and keep them from harming the larger civie population in the open concourses and gate areas.

    Most likely they are going to go for the airplane anyway, which means they would not be armed... They will use ceramic or non-threatening weapons, or use cut-outs to place weapons aboard (remember that supposedly the Airport staff has been screened and they are searching airplanes before boarding). They will try to board peacefully and non-obrusively and wait until airborne and isolated from all but the random Air Marshal before acting.

    The 'guardsmen' you saw are Army National guard. They have recieved some additional (if short) training beyond their normal security police training, and usually are decent shots. I wouldn't call them 'shooters' by any stretch, but their job is more one of intimidation and support for the civie security and police functions at the gate. The real power is hidden away and that is quite normal for a security force.

    You may be right that since they don't have their weapons at Port Arms and finger on the trigger that someone one might manage to get the two at the gate, but I guarantee you that they wouldn't get to the Jetway they are wanting without a major firefight. The post standing guardsmen are for show and there to assist the airport security and sherrifs with rowdy passengers. The ERTs on the other hand are not 'riot' and law enforcement types, they are go in and kill anything that moves types like you saw in Rome (or would see in Germany).

    The Paris gendarme security you saw are militarized, to be sure, but I don't know if I want a post guard with his finger on the trigger, so to speak, to be the only assurance of security I have. I am sure they have more security on tap like we do, but I can't say that a man with his finger ready to rock and roll is a good idea.

    Security should instill a sense of security in the passengers and staff WITHOUT scaring those they are there to protect. Non-obtrusive security FORCE is better than naked force, and usually far more effective.

  229. Re:CHRISTIAN ROCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck baby Jesus in his widdle mouth.

  230. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by srw · · Score: 2

    Uh, who's DAVE MacKenzie? Perhaps you meant Bob? Take off, eh?

  231. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saint John=New Brunswick
    St. John's=Newfoundland

  232. Strip-search without consent is battery by edp · · Score: 2

    Whether Mann is a jackass or not is irrelevant. People have legal rights to be jackasses, and their legal rights are not impaired by being jackasses. Being a jackass does not grant security personnel license to commit battery or otherwise violate the laws that normally apply.

    Security may have needed to examine Mann prior to allowing him to board, but that does not mean they had to pull devices off his body. They could have asked or required him to remove the devices. Pulling a device that is a attached to a person from a person is clearly not part of a normal search and hence cannot be deemed to have been consented to by the person as the result of prior implicit or explicit consent to a general search. Therefore separate permission is clearly required. In the absence of such permission, removing a device from the body of a person constitutes battery.

    Coincidentally, last month I wrote to the Manchester, New Hampshire, airport authority and to the security company inquiring about the new sign saying FAA regulation requires laptops to be X-rayed. I asked what reason they had to believe this would not damage laptops and who would be liable if it did. Neither party has answered. Past studies may have shown components are unlikely to be affected by typical airport X-ray screening, but components keep shrinking, so who says the conclusion is still valid?

    I doubt X-raying laptops is useful anyway. From what I was able to observe, the laptop shows up on the X-ray display as a black rectangle or a grey rectangle with black rectangles in it. It appears to be no evidence would be visible about the presence of blades (since sharpness is not visible in the cross-section) or what is behind the black rectangles.

  233. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 5.56 ammo is actually quite a bit of an overpenatrator, but that is by design. It is a high velocity round that stays relatively in tact on impact with the body and slices through at high velocity (unless it hits bone), curving and tumbling but keeping high E for quite a while. It creates terrible wound cavities and channels... this is from a design perspecitive and military thought that injuring your victime actually takes out three men (two to carry off the wounded man).

    There is actually an A3 version that deletes the push assist. So far it is only seen in limited quantities with security forces and some spec ops units. It has a redesigned bolt head and spacer, a shorter but more lively bolt return spring, and it is short in overall dimensions by about 2 inches. Commanality of parts is about 80%. Another feature is the incorporation of a box/drum mag adapter on the bottom of the mag well so that 50/90/100/120 round drum mags can be used (helps to stabilize the weight/load characteristics of the mag when the rifle is handled violently). There is no full auto with the A3 as well, only single/safe/burst modes.

    The original M16 does not exist in active duty units anymore. You will only find it still serving with SWAT units and BATF/FBI. There are plenty still in military armories however, and some smaller NG units till see them in intermittent service. 90% of all variants in use in the US today are A1 and A2... quite a few were sold off or what not to third world friendlies.

    Also, depending on the scenario, the M16 is in fact a bit too long for this kind of duty. Remember it is used by NG troopies at security check points (translate chokepoints). Tight spaces and long arms don't mix well. However, this is what they are trained on so I doubt you see the military issuing CAR versions or some of the limited short guns (MP5s for example) they have for Ranger and other special duty forces.

    Other wise, your post is accurate... surprising for /.

  234. here's why armed guards at terminals by KosovoYankee · · Score: 1

    Look, obviously no one is going to fly a terminal into a skyscraper. But if you read a little history, you will see accounts of how in the 60's and 70's, in places like Rome and Greece, teams of terrorists would wip out machine guns simulatneously in two seperate airports and shoot into the crowds until they themselves were shot, without any regard for personal safety. This is why european airports have armed guards, and why they now have them in the US. A lot of people congregate in airports, from all over the world, and it makes a pretty strong statement when you randomly slaughter citizens from 10 countries at once. It's not all about the airplanes, you know.

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  235. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Kyani · · Score: 1

    (The following is in reference to Canadian practices only, since I have no clue how it works in other countries)
    No, they can't strip search you on a whim, and no, they can't hold you without telling you why.
    To hold you beyond a rational time for questioning, you must be read your rights. To be stripped, you must be read your rights and there must be probably cause.
    How do I know? I used to be a border guard. The whole 'you have no rights at the border' thing is a total myth.

  236. Airport Security by dunedan · · Score: 0

    They are doing this all wrong.

    Don't take knives from people, hand them out in the terminal. Make sure every passenger over 18 is armed and dangerous and then we'll see who tries to hijack our planes.

  237. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they shoulda just shot the stupid asshole and let U of T and the airline deal with it.
    if you dont conform you deserve to be shot anyway.
    its darwinian selection.

  238. Re: Thank-you for a sensible comment for a change! by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    The fact remains that if I was a terrorist trying to cause maximum chaos -- I sure wouldn't bother with anything remotely near the airport. Why go through the hassle? Everyone has a heightened sense of awareness about the whole thing - and you have to spend all that time training to learn to fly the plane, before you're even ready to do anything with it.

    Why not look into sabotaging trucks carrying hazardous chemicals, or blowing up an arena or stadium during a huge concert or ball-game, or derailing trains, or any slew of other relatively unprotected means of transport and venues that are out there?

    You're inherently "unsafe" any time you venture out in public. The airport is no different than any other place, other than the fear people have of getting on planes. (If they crash, you're nearly certain to die.)

    I'm more concerned with the possibility of a mechanical failure than some wacko hijaacking the plane. At least I have the possibility of stopping a hijaacker. I don't forsee being able to climb out on the wing and do a quick engine repair before the plane crashes....

  239. Shoe search by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Idiot guard: "Take off your shoes"
    Cro Magnon: "I don't think you want me to do that"
    IG: "TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES"
    CM: "But..."
    IG: "TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES YOU !@#$"
    CM: takes off shoes. A large toxic cloud emerges. People panic. People die. "I tried to warn him"

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    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  240. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

    No.

    The low-intensity X-rays used at airports don't even cloud film, unless you have special (X-ray sensitive?) film.

    Of course, you can always insist on a hand check, as you point out.

  241. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by hey! · · Score: 2

    I understand them wanting to check him out, and maybe even a strip search is in order, but when they had documentation signed by his doctor stating everything he's said, and they were unwilling to accomodate his requests to speak in person to his doctor or colleagues, yet still will not make an exception... there is a problem.

    Well, exactly how are they going to authenticate the doctor's message? Or know that the doctor is to be trusted? Should you be able to get a bunch of gear onto an airliner uninspected by posing as a cyborg?

    The bottom line is that, for now, if you want to be a cyborg, air travel is going to be inconvenient.

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  242. IN DEFENSE Re:It's Not About Security by BradPriddle · · Score: 1

    I'm from this city in Newfoundland, and although this seems extreme, I can't totally blame security at the airport. In the meantime, I'd like to hear the 'real' story, cause I am sure if the professor didn't want to remove those implants, he wouldn't, especially if his well being was at stake. If his gadgets made security nervous, I'm glad they did the right thing and not let him on.

    In defense to those at St. John's airport, ie, security personnel, St. John's could be a prime target for someone with ill intentions to try to get on a plane with some harmful device or item. There is only 1 security gate, and not nearly as much security as Toronto for example. If someone did get aboard at St. John's and had a weapon, then critizism would be reversed, pointing fingers. But it would seem now St. John's has tight security and stops at any sign of breach.

    I boarded a flight here in St. John's late August of 2001 to Toronto, and through the detector
    came a rough looking guy in all denem with a briefcase, odd combination. Security stopped him, what did he have in his briefcase? a box cutter. He got on the flight, but I couldn't tell if the cutter did or not, but they did some heavy questioning. Anywho, guess who got back the night before the 9/11 attacks from Houston, glad I
    wasn't stuck down there during that. Could have been worse if I did.

    Americans seem anxious to take off their shoes, but when a guy comes through with all these gadgets strapped to him and denied access, you get all upset.

    Regards...

  243. NYT Registration by Catmeat · · Score: 1
    I decided I'd finally get round to registring for a NYT login.
    Unfortunately, the email nobody@nowhere.com has already been used.

    Catmeat

    (A female military officer from Azerbijan, earning $150K a year in the field of customer relations)

  244. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

    Well, in my opinion the gov't has no problems with spending more then enough money on projects, and if this is put under Bush's homeland defense idea, then it'll get as much money as it needs.

    Now we still have the problem of the actual people that get hired to do this, I just hope that they care about their job and do it correctly.

  245. Re:The article is short. Registration is long. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh Lord, save us from Heinlein later garbage. The novels in which he thought he was so sophisticated and witty.

  246. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have f***ed up his equipme by dublin · · Score: 2

    (Clue: Love Field and Intercontinental both are _small_ airports, usually used for commuter flights in and out of Dallas and Houston- they normally don't rate a hand-held bomb detector unit...)

    No, sorry, you're clueless. (Sorry for the ad hominem, but you have to admit you set yourself up for that one...)

    Houston Intercontinental(IAH) is NOT a small airport (you probably meant Hobby (HOU), the "old" airport, still quite active, but much smaller than IAH): IAH is Continental Airlines home hub and the 17th busiest airport in the *world* by passenger count and 13th by traffic. Love Field in Dallas is no slouch, either: it's the home base for Southwest Airlines (the only airline making significant money at the moment) and would be far busier if it weren't for meddlesome federal rules limiting the use of this really convenient in-town airport to avoid "hurting" the regional behemoth. In fact, Love and Hobby are such success stories, and so well liked and used by travellers, that several years ago, the FAA started insisting that whenever a new regional behemoth is opened, the old airport must be *destroyed* and rendered unusable, even for general aviation (private planes). Denver and Austin are examples of cities that have suffered mightily because of this, and are forced to live with ridiculously expensive white elephant airports that might as well be in another county...

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  247. re: Airport Security vs. Cyborg Steve Mann by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, screw him. Idiot. Travelling by plane this day and age with all that crap on. You can refuse to be searched and therefore refused to board. It does not take two days to return to Toronto if you choose a ferry instead of the plane.

  248. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

    good explanation, thanks

  249. heh AirCanada? No it's called... by jeff13 · · Score: 1


    We don't call it ScareCanada for nothin'!

  250. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >if you dont conform you deserve to be shot anyway.
    >its darwinian selection.

    That's a strange view on Darwinian Selection. Here I was always thinking that Darwin said Monocultures are destined to die out.

  251. Re:Okay, they shouldn't have fucked up his equipme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, *one pass* through x-ray *shouldn't* hurt *normal* 400 speed visible light photographic film.

    And no one *ever* takes their film through two or more airports, right? Like, on the return trip?

    My experience has shown two is the absolute limit. Three or above (trips through x-ray), you're begging for image damage--which is not acceptable!

    And if you're carrying IR or UV film (I do airphoto analysis) you definitely don't want to let the film go through even *once*.

    When a client is paying $10,000 for airphotos and analysis, do you really want to have to do it again because of the *x ray* machines?

    AC