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  1. Re:Tofu? on Cloned Beef Coming Soon? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tofu's good, but I hate it when people try to turn tofu into some bastardized meat. Tofu is tofu. It's not beef, or pork, or any other meat. It's just what it is. And it's good.

  2. Obligatory HHGTG reference on Cloned Beef Coming Soon? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only truly ethical solution is to genetically engineer a cow that wants to be eaten. Preferably, the cow should be engineered to be sufficiently intelligent to go up to the diner and tell them how delicious it is, and ask them how they would like to eat it.

  3. Re:Elusive step 4 on Smart Mob in China for Retailer Discount · · Score: 1

    Step 6. Lose your job as all our jobs are stolen...

  4. Better idea on Smart Mob in China for Retailer Discount · · Score: 1

    1. You and 499 other people charter a plane.
    2. Go to China.
    3. Get stuff cheap.
    ?????
    5. Profit!

  5. Re:company should change their name too on Canadian ISP Shoulder Surfing · · Score: 1

    Lol or dummico

  6. "Beware of the leopard" on Google to Launch Government Search Site · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally a solution to the problem that confronted Arthur Dent:

    "I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
    "That's the Display Department."
    "With a torch."
    "The lights had probably gone."
    "So had the stairs."
    "But you found the plans, didn't you?"
    "Oh yes, they were 'on display' in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the leopard.'"

    Now you'll be able to simply create an RSS feed for your house.

  7. Don't share with EACH OTHER!!! on More Warnings Against Oversharing on MySpace · · Score: 1

    Give your information to credit card companies, big corporations and the government! They will keep your info safe! Don't share information with each other! No no no no no! If everyone had information, no one would have special power!

  8. "Welcome to the End of the Computer Age" on Is Piracy In the Consumers' Best Interests? · · Score: 1

    "Is such a model viable in the long term?" you ask. No. It will lead to the end of the Hollywood movie age. MWahahahahaha.

  9. Re:Competitive feature of the game? on Boycott the Gold Farmers? · · Score: 1

    Conversely, the $30 comes from a person grinding burgers at McDonalds or grinding hours at a law firm or whatever. What's the problem?

  10. Ha! What Microsoft OUGHT to do.... on Aero To Be Unavailable To Pirates · · Score: 1

    is make the pirated copy use MORE resources! Maybe make it so that the pirated copy farms out CPU cycles as well as collects consumer info and displays ads.

  11. Re:The continuing problem of patents... on Lucent Sues Microsoft, Wants All 360s Recalled · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like Farnsworth, NOT! LOL!

  12. Re:Interesting But Incorrect on Slow Starters Have Higher IQ? · · Score: 1

    You forgot a few. There's also physical intelligence (a person who is strong), aesthetic intelligence (good looking), hereditary intelligence (has powerful and influential parents), or moral intelligence (a person who morally deserves better than someone who merely has a high IQ). Saying that intelligence refers only to being smart betrays a lack of political intelligence. BTW, I suspect some people who respond to this post will lack ironic intelligence.

  13. this + Desert Bus on Videogames Used to Treat ADHD · · Score: 1

    I think this would work great with Desert Bus.

  14. Re:For non-US resident on Google Launches Mobile Mail · · Score: 1

    How do you watch go game replays on a mobile phone? Sounds interesting.

  15. Re:Life is a party, I wonder how I keep myself thi on RPGs In The 'Real World' · · Score: 1

    Better than rolling a d4

  16. Re:Life is a party, I wonder how I keep myself thi on RPGs In The 'Real World' · · Score: 1

    I always thought those dreidels were cool

  17. Re:Good protocol is useless, if on What Makes a Good IM Client? · · Score: 1

    Except for Google Talk. Even though Google Talk is based on Jabber, other Jabber servers must "federate" with Google in order to communicate. Yay Google.

  18. I thought he was neutral on Introverts Have More Brain Activity? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or maybe lawful neutral.

  19. Re:min wage on Cybercrime More Lucrative Than Drugs · · Score: 1

    Yes. If you've read the book, he compares the drug business with McDonald's. McDonald's also has some highly paid executives.

  20. Re:Canada vs. USA on Canada Moves to Keep Skilled Workers · · Score: 1

    Thank you. I hate assholes with persecution complexes that read hidden meanings into everything.

  21. Re:Income tax misnomer on Canada Moves to Keep Skilled Workers · · Score: 1

    This dude is sober. And Calgary, Alberta is way better than Ontario or Quebec.

  22. badly written article on The Demise of IP? · · Score: 1

    This is a terrible article that completely confuses several concepts. The open format policy has nothing to do with undermining IP rights. Microsoft still has the rights to everything it deserves. That doesn't require other people, or the government, to purchase that IP. Also, she is oblivious to the distinction between open source and public domain.

    Finally, if she is so opposed to open interchange formats, she should not have published her article in html, or in English, which happens to be an open source language. Wouldn't it be better to have a Microsoft-owned language for people like her to write in?

  23. Re:I thought... on Mom Makes Website, Gets Sued for $2 Million · · Score: 1

    Ah, but your rep sucks because everyone says you rape babies. It's a vicious circle

  24. stockholm syndrome on MS To Launch Internet Versions of Office And Windows · · Score: 1

    that's what you sound like

  25. Re:As Long as they don't Shake it... on MIT Unveils Prototype for $100 Linux Laptop · · Score: 1

    My eyebrows are raised. Now please tell me what the fsck that is.