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  1. Re:Hungaria? on Stephen Colbert vs The Hungarian Government · · Score: 1

    Yes, it was rather amusing to first learn there's a Hungary, Turkey, Greece...

  2. Re:TSA just anounced the new restrictions on on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 1

    Medicine is ok

    I have this mental scene for a comedy film where this middle eastern guy is getting his luggage inspected when the TSA guy pulls out a big bottle of nitroglycerine. The guys clutches his chest and says, "That's my heart medication". TSA inspector scowls and say, "But so much?", and they guys says, "It's a really bad heart condition" whereupon the TSA guys says, "Ok, but I'm going to have to confiscate this nail clipper".

  3. Hey on Computer Manages Restaurant Workers · · Score: 5, Funny

    The computer directed me to round up all the neighborhood dogs - I'm just doing what it says, something about compensating for supply defeciency.

  4. Re:Other dropouts... on Dell Reflects on 25 Years of PCs · · Score: 1

    As Rockefeller once said, "If I want a PhD, I'll hire one".

  5. Trying to recreate the good ol' days on Microsoft Invites Black Hats into Vista · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can Microsoft every recreate the excitement that accompanied releases like Windows 3 or 95? Back then a large segment of the population, at least in the US, was still transitioning from no or limited personal computing to having and using their own machine, and they usually ran about $2000 for a leading edge one. Nowadays, just about anybody who can cough up $600 to Dell can have one on their doorstep in a few days, up and running, internet connected, and have been there, done that either before or at work. I can remember some year in the late 80's they called the ms-dos christmas, probably about when 386sx's became affordable.

    Since there's nothing really new, just more of the same, can Microsoft do ANYTHING to recreate the old stock pumping marketing splashes of yore?

  6. Cry, agnostic version on Is Windows Vista Ready? 'No. God, no.' · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No, God, if there is a God, No!

  7. Next thing you know on Easy Fix for Scratched CDs · · Score: 1

    He'll be getting a nasty-gram from the lawyers of the Hair Institute Association of America (HIAA) warning against unlicensend use of a copyrighted hair care formula.

  8. Cartoon on Nine Ways to Stop Industrial Espionage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This reminds me of an old cartoon, two pirates are burying a treasure chest on the beach. The pirate Captain is standing watch while holding a gun behind his back. The pirate crewman is down in the hole, digging. He looks up and says, "Just think cap'n, you and I will be the only ones who know where the treasue is buried!"

  9. another method on How to Become Invisible · · Score: 1

    Then there's the method used by Ed Bagley Jr. in "Amazon Women on the Moon".

  10. Re:vs Apple on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    You know what Balmer needs, is one of those office chairs over a trap door, actuated by a button on his desk. Then, instead of flinging the things, if someone refuses a job offer he can just push the button and whoosh, they're off to the 'warehouse' for 'special persuasion'.

  11. Must be election year on House Passes Ban on Social Site Access · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's how it works: News program has time to fill and ratings to keep up, produces a piece about pedophiles stalking children on MySpace. Grannie, who votes religiously like a real patriot, watches news.

    Congressman running for office, addressing an audience with grannie in attendance, says, "And to protect the children of America, which are our future, I have introduced legislation to ban access to web sites frequented by predators and pedophiles in our public schools and libraries."

    Lather, rinse, repeat and watch all our freedoms slowly spin down the drain.

  12. Re:Got a better idea.... on No OLPCs for Indian Schoolchildren · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Got a better idea.... on No OLPCs for Indian Schoolchildren · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Even better is birth-control and responsible parents who've decided they can afford to feed and shelter a child.

  14. Re:Question. on Intel - Market Doesn't Need Eight Cores · · Score: 1

    Depends on the mobo, I've been told - I bought an Asus K8W (s2885) just for the seperate memory busses (as recommended by the Cinelerra folks). If you look at the block diagram, there are 4 seperate busses, two per cpu (with two cores each).

  15. Re:wtf? on IE7 to be Pushed to Users Via Windows Update · · Score: 1

    and do a search on IE's Engine isloation from the OS

    I think most of us are confused on this point due to Microsofts's insistence on it being just the opposite when in front of an anti-trust judge.

  16. Alternatives to silver bullets on The Whiz of Silver Bullets · · Score: 3, Funny

    Other things to try are

    1) Stake thru the heart
    2) Garlic worn around the neck
    3) Holy water
    4) Crucifix
    5) Sunlight

  17. Re:Competition on Cell Phones Presage Future of Non-Neutral Internet · · Score: 1

    I think competition alone at this point would gaurentee net neurality.

    It would! Now get me some competition. Where I'm at and my previous residence cable (Cox then Charter(now Suddenlink)) were the only options. How I'd *love* to get DSL, but NOOOOOO. Charter is fairly good for less than $50/mo, and by that I mean exactly $49.99/mo.

  18. Re:Bugs on Latest Vista Build Making Real Progress · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I have Vista Beta 2 running under vm workstation 5.5.1 w/ no such bug.

    Ah, you might have to assign more memory - it needs more than 256M, that will
    cause an obscure error. 512 works.

  19. UAC on Latest Vista Build Making Real Progress · · Score: 1

    Aha, I knew the Union Aerospace Corporation had something to do with it.

  20. Just a thought on Card Locks Thwarted by Shopping Club Card · · Score: 1

    It occurs to me that all this attention to security detail will come to naught in the Star Trek future - they could just use the transporter and beam into any secure area, all they need are the coordinates and blammo, they're in.

  21. Re:Wrong Name for Car on Test Driving the Tesla Roadster · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, it it were'nt for Thomas Edison and Marconi we'd all be driving microwave powered flying cars by now.

  22. Re:Testing for fault tolerance on Scientists to Build 'Brain Box' · · Score: 1

    Interesting how a noisy 'net can create variations, but it still can't tell good/bad shinola/crap true/false survivable/doomed etc. Looks like it's a great 'brainstorming' device for creating a lot of possibilities, some indeed novel, but it still takes a human to go through the output and find the few gems from the yards of dross.

    Maybe another 'net trained to recognize good/bad would work to filter the output of the noisy 'net.

    Still - interesting.

  23. Japanese Research on Japan Plans 30-Year Supercomputer Forecasts · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can build it on stuff from the Fifth Generation project.

  24. In other news.... on Microsoft to Work with Xen on Virtualization · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wolf to work with sheep on dinner.

  25. infarction on Excerpt from Kessler's 'The End of Medicine' · · Score: 1

    Let's mark this tissue at risk for infarction

    I don't think farc.com is very interested in brain tissue.