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  1. Re:ATM's??? on $30 GPS Jammer Can Wreak Havok · · Score: 1

    I like how you say 'ATM' and not 'ATM machine' like the op.

  2. The Circle is Complete on Kinect's Grandaddy Running On an Apple IIe In 1978 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Wow, something was running on an Apple product before it was on a Microsoft product before the iPhone existed?

  3. Re:Don't touch my packet! on Deep Packet Inspection Set To Return · · Score: 3, Funny

    The TSA's version is called Deep Package Inspection. It's totally different.

  4. Hey, Ray LaHood, on US May Disable All Car Phones, Says Trans. Secretary · · Score: 1

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU! I hope you die lying in a ditch somewhere and can't call for help because your car is scrambling your phone.

  5. Maybe there's a connection on UK Pressures the US To Takedown Extremist Videos · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey, UK, maybe if you stop trying to control what people are allowed to say they'll be less likely to want you to be blown up.

  6. The Volt is not electric. on Tesla Signs $60 Million Contract With Toyota · · Score: 1

    I know it says as much in the tags, but the Volt is not an electric car. It's a hybrid. GM lied. Google it.

  7. Join me on LinkedIn on Attack Targets LinkedIn Users With Fake Contact Requests · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just click here: www.google.com

  8. Re:Mayor hardware vendors? on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1

    My hardware is made by McCheese.

  9. Never again on The Surprising Statistics Behind Flash and Apple · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In Steve Jobs' case, with only 1.1% market share, the would-be emperor isn't even wearing any clothes."

    Dear Slashdot,
    Please do not ever make me picture Steve Jobs naked again.

    Thank you.

  10. Re:Definitely discuss beforehand on Pope's Astronomer Would Love To Baptize an Alien · · Score: 1

    Apparently, aliens are here, they read Slashdot, they're defensive, and they're not familiar with our humor.

  11. Re:You want the real solution? on iSwifter Brings Flash Games To the iPad — Sort Of · · Score: 1

    You need to recognize Sour Grapes when you see it. Cleary gilesjuk has a iOS device and is in denial.

  12. big deal on Conroy Still Hell-Bent On Internet Filter · · Score: 1

    The internet's just a fad, anyway.

  13. Internet Users on Lawsuit Hits Companies Using 'Zombie' Flash Cookies · · Score: 1

    People who use the Internet surely are asking for this kind of thing.

  14. Re:Fuck Off on Lightspark 0.4.2 Open Source Flash Player Released · · Score: 1

    I would think by now a Linux user would be used to ports from Windows being less reliable or capable than their Windows counterparts. (Or not existing at all.)

    If every program out there isn't buggy to some extent, why do we keep getting all these annoying updates?

    Clearly Linux is buggy: http://www.ubuntu.com/usn

  15. Fuck Off on Lightspark 0.4.2 Open Source Flash Player Released · · Score: 1

    The best thing about Flash, from a programming perspective, is that you don't have to write in a bunch of special cases for different platforms like you do when writing HTML/CSS/JS for IE/Mozilla/WebKit.

    If this project catches on, it better be perfect or I'll be one of many writing a sniffer to block my apps from running on it.

    Also, the 'Flash is buggy' stuff needs to stop. It makes you sound ignorant. Flash is a runtime. People can write wonderfully stable, efficient code in ActionScript or they can take down the whole process, just like they can in Java, C++, Objective C, or whatever. If flash wan't around, advertisers would hire the same half-wits to write banner ads in Java or JavaScript and your CPU fan would spin just as fast. (This is why you need adblock.)

  16. Not mine. on Study Hints Ambient Radio Waves May Affect Plant Growth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mine prefer Drum and Bass

  17. Re:My heart cries for the scalpers on Paperless Tickets Flourish Despite 'Grandma Problem' · · Score: 1

    When are those Earth, Wind and Fire tickets comin' in?

  18. Can't wait on Leaked MS Presentation Shows App Store Plans For Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    So, will Adobe Creative Suite and MS Office be in the same list as the slew of fart apps?

  19. Re:Just hilarious on Leaked MS Presentation Shows App Store Plans For Windows 8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but Apple's products are shiny.

  20. Is the NSA ready? on Obama To Nearly Double the Available Broadband Wireless Spectrum · · Score: 1

    How will they keep up with all that extra monitoring?

  21. Dude, you're reading it. on Modern Day Equivalent of Byte/Compute! Magazine? · · Score: 1

    What more do you want? Program listings in the back?

  22. And to think, all that time... on Studies Prove BPA Can Cross Placenta To Fetuses · · Score: 5, Funny

    it was your cup that was poisoned. They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to BPA.

  23. Damages my ass. on The Hurt Locker Producers Sue First 5,000 File-Sharers · · Score: 0

    Prove that any of the people who downloaded this film illegally would have purchased it legally if downloading it wasn't an option. Prove that these people who said, "well, I wasn't interested enough to see it in the theater or rent it, but I hear it won some award so maybe I'll check it out" would have been thoroughly motivated to purchase or rent the movie. Your film bombed because it was crap. Deal with it.

  24. Re:A missile in a shipping container.... on New Russian Weapon Hides In Shipping Container · · Score: 1

    Please. Targeting is a piece of cake:

    http://www.boatingsf.com/ais_map.php

    And terrorists seem to be less likely to target the military than they are to target civilians. (The end goal of organized terrorism is to push the government to become more restrictive, to the point that the citizens begin to turn against their government. It's worked in South America in the past. So by targeting civilians, the government is forced to clamp down by the very folks who will later decry the police state.)

    Rather than an aircraft carrier, imagine a cruise missile targeting a full oil tanker in one of our more populous bays.

    But, if you have a person who's ready to give up their own life, as the current crop of terrorists seems to have, you don't really need to waste your money on expensive and complicated electronics.

  25. Finally! No more skipping my EULAs! on Does This Headline Know You're Reading It? · · Score: 1

    From now on, all of those 30 page documents that you click through can make sure you read every last word of themselves. How fantastic!