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  1. I've seen this before on EBAY! on Virtual Girlfriend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought I'd seen this before on EBAY!
    (Not necessarily a work safe link)

  2. Re:but cant it on Revolutionary Spam Firewall Developed · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, Really off-topic here, but I'll bite...

    Messages you probably want to get from your "Ex-Whatever"

    • The kids are sick
    • The kids are in the hospital
    • You need to pick the kids up from the neighbors house
    • You'll/I'll be picking the kids up late/early
    • Child Protective Services called again
    • The police were looking for you
    • The police were looking for me
    • I've taken the children back to Uruguay
    • Your squid died while the children were neglecting it.


  3. Does 5,035 tons of ammunition beat that? on British Town Worried About WWII Ammo Ship Wreck · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Shameless lifted from Some random page about the Port of Chicago explosion.

    On the evening of 17 July 1944, the empty merchant ship SS Quinault Victory was prepared for loading on her maiden voyage. The SS E.A. Bryan, another merchant ship, had just returned from her first voyage and was loading across the platform from Quinault Victory. The holds were packed with high explosive and incendiary bombs, depth charges, and ammunition - 4,606 tons of ammunition in all. There were sixteen rail cars on the pier with another 429 tons. Working in the area were 320 cargo handlers, crewmen and sailors.

    At 10:18 p.m., a hollow ring and the sound of splintering wood erupted from the pier, followed by an explosion that ripped apart the night sky. Witnesses said that a brilliant white flash shot into the air, accompanied by a loud, sharp report. A column of smoke billowed from the pier, and fire glowed orange and yellow. Flashing like fireworks, smaller explosions went off in the cloud as it rose. Within six seconds, a deeper explosion erupted as the contents of the E.A. Bryan detonated in one massive explosion. The seismic shock wave was felt as far away as Boulder City, Nevada. The E.A. Bryan and the structures around the pier were completely disintegrated. A pillar of fire and smoke stretched over two miles into the sky above Port Chicago. The largest remaining pieces of the 7,200-ton ship were the size of a suitcase. A plane flying at 9,000 feet reported seeing chunks of white hot metal "as big as a house" flying past. The shattered Quinault Victory was spun into the air. Witnesses reported seeing a 200-foot column on which rode the bow of the ship, its mast still attached. Its remains crashed back into the bay 500 feet away.

    All 320 men on duty that night were killed instantly. The blast smashed buildings and rail cars near the pier and damaged every building in Port Chicago. People on the base and in town were sent flying or were sprayed with splinters of glass and other debris. The air filled with the sharp cracks and dull thuds of smouldering metal and unexploded shells as they showered back to earth as far as two miles away. The blast caused damage 48 miles across the Bay in San Francisco.

  4. Re:Not me on Dust To Dust - The Plight Of The Unplayed Game · · Score: 1

    And why.... should I "Click"... The "Reply" link?

    Punctuation courtesy of the William Shatner Advanced School of Posting.

  5. Or a fan of "The Shining" on New Disposable Digital Cameras with LCDs · · Score: 1

    The Shining had this first... (NOT work safe, and watch out for the stupid pop-ups.)

  6. Re:Helpful tools on The Spyware Inferno · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't mind Bonzibuddy so much, but we keep getting these funky storage cabinets from someplace called www.martianbuddy.com.

    And what's worse is all the SPAM we keep getting from them too...

    How on Mars are we supposed to finish our teleporation chambers if all our email is filled with SPAM from those guys?

  7. Re:Robots.. on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan · · Score: 1

    Well, you could always start here, or maybe over here.

    BTW: Those are not "Work-Safe" links, your mileage may vary.

  8. It's been done before on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan · · Score: 1

    It's been done before, with Lee Marvin as "Battling Maxo's" owner/manager.

    Ob Recap...

    In the far future year of 1974, humans are no longer allowed to participate in the rugged sport of boxing. Their place has been taken by lifelike androids, who batter each other for the amusement of sports fans. Such an android is "Battling Maxo", an obsolete, creaking B2 model on the verge of falling apart completely. Maxo's manager, a tough ex-fighter named "Steel" Kelly, along with mechanic Pole, accompany the fighter to Maynard, Kansas, where Maxo is scheduled to take on a much superior model B7.

  9. Better Quote: Re:Elementary chaos theory on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, ooh, ah, that's how it always starts, but then later there's running, then screaming.

  10. I, for one... on BSA Asks Kids to Name Copyright Weasel · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new BSA Weasel overlords...

    Now if you'll excuse me, in order to prove my new-found allegiance to the Weasels, I have to go rat out some of my co-workers and managers for installing copies of MicroSoft Project for which they don't have legitimate licenses for.

  11. Re:Controller rant... on Modding Game Controllers For Greater Grip · · Score: 1

    Yep, and when you're 42 and playing a game with your kids, and you don't have a chance to play for 2-4 hours everyday, lets see how well YOU remember where everything is. ;-)

    I'm old, and I just wish these guys would take a class on ergonomics, instead of just assuming that only 12 year olds will use their controllers.

  12. Controller rant... on Modding Game Controllers For Greater Grip · · Score: 1

    Well, my main problem is that controllers just don't "work" for me from an ergonomic point of view.

    For instance:

    • The darn thing is too small
    • The labels (start/a/b/c/d/x/y) are unreadable
    • Shoulder buttons are difficult to get to
    • Some key-combinations are impossible to get to with my fingers
    • general lack of control on their "joysticks"

    Why they can't make controllers for adults with regular sized hands and adult (poor) vision, I will never know.

    OTOH: They seem to work for all my kids.

  13. Re:Again, the Left is inciting violence on Blackhat/Defcon Report · · Score: 1

    Another example of the need for a -1 Ignorant flag.

    As opposed to, say....

    • +1 Ignorant, but funny
    • +1 Ignorant, but a good troll
    • -1 Ignorant, and spouting the party rhetoric


  14. Re:Hmm... on Blackhat/Defcon Report · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez, thanks for spoiling it for the rest of us. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to build a Lamborghini by mail ordering all the parts to different addresses from different Lamborghini dealers' repair shops? I'm still missing the front hood, the bumpers, and the electrical system... (It's FUNNY, SMILE!)

  15. Re:I already have a shrine built to one in particu on System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 1

    Geeeeeee

    Since nobody else has done it, I guess I have to...

    So, what's your number?

    Or, better yet, your IP?

    Snicker snicker snicker

  16. Re:Do we really want to meet aliens? on SETI Predicts We'll Find ETs by 2020 · · Score: 1

    I don't know for sure, but fava beans and a nice chianti seems to work.

  17. I hate to ask, but... on The History Of Pentium · · Score: 1

    I hate to ask, but this wasn't covered in the article...

    Disclaimer: I am NOT a CPU geek...

    So, what's the difference between today's "Celeron" chips, a "P4", and what are AMD's comparable chips?

  18. Re:IT"S A MOVIE, FOR CHRIST"S SAKE! on Spider-Man 2 Has Over 30 Mistakes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't think so...

    Last time I checked, it was Colonel Shaun Geoffrey Christopher that was the captain of the first Earth-Saturn probe way way back in 2009

  19. Re:In other breaking news... on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1

    Nope, you lose!

    With this post, now I'm nested deeper!

    hehehehe

  20. Re:I'll start on NASA Eyes Cash Prizes Of Its Own · · Score: 1

    $10,000 if you take my Ex-Wife and don't come back. ;-)

  21. I know I'm late but... on Rowing the Pond Again · · Score: 1

    I know I'm late, but am I the only one who say this article as

    Rewiring the pond, again

    It's early still...

  22. Re:Hey no fair! on SpaceShipOne 100 km Attempt Slated for June 21 · · Score: 1

    I always thought that it was the Vulcans that were holding us back???

  23. Re:warping of space... on NASA Studying Energy Shields for Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    Actually, the thing that worries me is that someday we'll be visited by [Aliens|Vulcans|Wookies|Bugs|Centauri|Other], and they'll say to us "No wonder you don't have a warp drive, you still believe in XYZ" where XYZ is something silly, like Schrodengers Cat, Photons, gravity waves, etc..

    OB MIB Quote
    A person is smart.
    People are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
    1500 years ago everybody "knew" the Earth was the center of the universe.
    500 years ago everybody "knew" the Earth was flat.
    5 minutes ago you "knew" people were alone on this planet.
    Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow.

  24. Shouldn't they have... on "Buffalo Spammer" Gets 3.5 to 7 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't they have executed him like they do virus writers?

  25. I hope it comes with... on DOOM III This Summer · · Score: 1

    I hope it comes with the new and improved sub-orbital rocket launcher!