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Modding Game Controllers For Greater Grip

japala writes "Fast-paced videogames require a steady hand and great reflexes, it's generally agreed. But some game controllers and pads just don't seem to fit in your hand, and sometimes they slip and slide, making you miss the action. So Metku.net has tried coating videogame controllers with chemical rubber - it seems to improve grip, and possibly even your score."

208 comments

  1. Getting a good grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I find that by wiping off the baby oil, and putting on a layer of baby powder, I get a really great grip on it.

  2. my game controller is QWERTY by krog · · Score: 5, Funny

    because my game is nethack!

    1. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I have a rather serious problem with my nethacking right now. I currently use the dvorak keyboard layout on a powerbook. This means that without an external keyboard with a numberpad there is no efficient way for me to play, since obviously the hjkl controls in dvorak are a no go and I can't go in diagnols with the arrow keys. Perhaps someone else has encountered this problem? Actually if I could get a really small USB or bluetooth joystick that I could use for direction commands that would even work as well, though it might scare whoever is sitting next to me on the airplane.

    2. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      because my game is nethack!

      Shouldn't that be 'hjkl'?

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    3. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And indeed, coating you hjkl keys with rubber would make for some very nice tactile feedback. Nor more hitting . rather than l when zapping that wand of death!

      Think of the chil ... err ... characters!

    4. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

      I currently use the dvorak keyboard layout on a powerbook. This means that without an external keyboard with a numberpad there is no efficient way for me to play

      My first thought is that anyone employing a dvorak keyboard layout is masochistic enough to enjoy the added pain, so why ask for a cure? ;)

    5. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by Nyder · · Score: 1

      I sort of have the same problem. can't a low powered laptop without a numpad. sure, I can turn a section of keys into a numpad, but then I lose the functions of those keys.

      I discovered ZAngBandTK which puts a nice graphical face on the game, various sizes and styles, and let's me control it with the mouse.

      I can't get enough of the game now. granted ZAngBand is a little different then nethack, but not much.

      okay, url, hm, http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=3624 now this isn't the exact home page, but it has it, and other links besides. It also has the link to download the file to play. I use the 32x32 isometric view myself. for some reason your icon is blocky but the others aren't. (don't know why that is).

      it's fun, but too easy to die. which makes it that much more.

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    6. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bah! dvorak keyboards

    7. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot, the only place where geeks can feel elitist over things like a keyboard layout.

    8. Re:my game controller is QWERTY by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Or you could just get a USB number pad...
      Even stores like Wal-Mart and Target are starting to carry these for laptop users.

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  3. grip by zoloto · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Mektu.net has tried coating videogame controllers with chemical rubber - it seems to improve grip, and possibly even your score.

    My girl improved her grip without the rubber so I don't know wha.. wait.

    This is a game controller? Eh *tries to recover* who said love wasn't a game?

    --zo

    1. Re:grip by XaviorPenguin · · Score: 1

      I am thinking this is already done with other video game controller designers. MadCatz already has some controllers for PS1/2 and XBox with Rubber grips on them.

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    2. Re:grip by BadMrMojo · · Score: 3, Funny

      My girl improved her grip without the rubber so I don't know wha.. wait.

      This is a game controller? Eh *tries to recover* who said love wasn't a game?


      So that would make "your girl" the controller?

      Yeah, sounds about right.

    3. Re:grip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His girl(s): Mary Palm and the cudicle sisters

    4. Re:grip by itwerx · · Score: 1

      Mary Palm and the cudicle sisters

      Heh, I'd always heard it as "Rosie Palm and her five lovely daughters". :)
      Wonder what other variations there are...?

    5. Re:grip by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      So Mektu.net has tried coating videogame controllers with chemical rubber - it seems to improve grip, and possibly even your score.

      Yeah, so imagine that... latex helps you score.

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    6. Re:grip by Sepper · · Score: 2, Funny

      My girl improved her grip without the rubber so I don't know wha.. wait.

      This is a game controller? Eh *tries to recover* who said love wasn't a game?


      /me Get a mental image of Controller wrapped in condoms...

      Try not to use the lubricated ones... Things could get slippery...

      kinda reminds me of that 'game vibrator'...

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    7. Re:grip by NightRain · · Score: 2, Funny
      /me Get a mental image of Controller wrapped in condoms...

      They're not called joysticks for nothing :)

      Ray

  4. Video game controllers aren't... by Sasha+Slutsker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Video game controllers aren't the only thing we should coat in rubber... Remember kids, always keep it safe.

    1. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Maradine · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, this is slashdot, do you think . . .

      Hell, it's too easy. I'm just not going to touch it. Never mind.

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    2. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      But does it improve your score?

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    3. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      Hell, it's too easy. I'm just not going to touch it. Never mind.

      I told your mother the same thing.

    4. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Video game controllers aren't the only thing we should coat in rubber... Remember kids, always keep it safe.

      What, you mean my joystick too?

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    5. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by 5m477m4n · · Score: 1

      I practice safe sex all the time, heck, most of the time there isn't even someone in the room with me.
      Just kidding... everytime there isn't someone in the room.

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    6. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Ignignot · · Score: 1

      What, you mean my joystick too?

      You could call it that.

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    7. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dipped my pecker in Plasti-Dip and it still didn't help me get laid. What gives?

    8. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      How does doing it through a hole in the wall prevent conception?

    9. Re:Video game controllers aren't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you forgot to indent your pun.

  5. delicious! by Tebriel · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should have coated it in rich creamery butter. If nothing else, it would have been more delicious.

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    1. Re:delicious! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      A Witty and insightful post!

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    2. Re:delicious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.boybutterlubes.com/

      Ah, the joy of scheawty, slippery, anonymousness.

  6. coating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think a LOT of things could improve with the firmer grip imparted by a chemical rubber coating :)

  7. Greater grip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd wager that most net-aware geeks with broadband access have already developed an extraordinary grip thanks in large part to non-gaming computer entertainment. Hell, I've seen geeks who have forearm imbalances like a tennis player! Trust me, geeks are finding ways to develop impressive gripping endurance.

    1. Re:Greater grip? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Hell, I've seen geeks who have forearm imbalances like a tennis player!

      Not to mention Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and Tennis Elbow.

    2. Re:Greater grip? by ProKras · · Score: 1

      Hell, I've seen geeks who have forearm imbalances like a tennis player! The key is to follow a conditioning regimin that develops grip equally in both hands.

    3. Re:Greater grip? by Jacer · · Score: 1

      Fair and balanced worked for me. Granted I look like Popeye after a spinich binge.

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  8. Oooerr Matron! by Aardpig · · Score: 4, Funny

    But some game controllers and pads just don't seem to fit in your hand, and sometimes they slip and slide, making you miss the action.

    Damn, coffee all over my keyboard. I curse my British upbringing...

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    1. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Slashdot: where racism against Indians is OK...

      They're called "Native Americans" you shithead! Now who's being racist?

      Dumbass.

    2. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow!

      You totally fucked up on sooooo many levels...

    3. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Native Americans" in India damn you dumb

    4. Re:Oooerr Matron! by mpaon · · Score: 3, Funny

      there's this country to the north of the Indian Ocean; the people who live there are called "Indians" for some as-yet unknown reason.

    5. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He means the "dot" indians, not the feather ones.

    6. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      They're called "Native Americans" you shithead! Now who's being racist?

      What, Native Americans in India? You fucktard!

      It's interesting how many idiots like yourself take issue with my sig. And, also, how often they themselves are racist.

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    7. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > > But some game controllers and pads just don't seem to fit in your hand, and sometimes they slip and slide, making you miss the action.
      >
      > Damn, coffee all over my keyboard. I curse my British upbringing...

      Depending on what's slipping and what's gripping, coffee shouldn't be the only thing all over your keyboard. (Unless you want yet another opportunity to curse your British upbringing :)

    8. Re:Oooerr Matron! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. Are you saying you took a sip of coffee expecting tea and spit it out all over the keyboard be cause you have never had coffee before? I don't get it.

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    9. Re:Oooerr Matron! by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      It's interesting how many idiots like yourself take issue with my sig. And, also, how often they themselves are racist.

      Okay, I'll bite. Why do you have an ambiguous, racist, troll comment as a sig and then object when people take exception to it?

    10. Re:Oooerr Matron! by katarac · · Score: 1

      It may be a troll comment, but I don't see how it's racist or ambiguous. I'm American and didn't have to think too long to know that he meant people from India and not Native Americans. This is a technical site after all, and there are likely to be more jokes about Indian tech support lines and job outsourcing than there will be jokes about Native Americans being alcoholics, or whatever stereotype you prefer.

    11. Re:Oooerr Matron! by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      If you lived in a section of the country with a significant American "Indian" population (and, yes they are still called that) where discrimination is a constant hot topic, your perception might be different. The higher probability that the sig refers to people from India does not make it unambiguous.

      Accusing a group of people of racism without cause sounds like a racist troll to me. I've not seen any rampant racism against either "Indian" race on Slashdot. Objecting to having your job offshored has nothing to do with racism, it's a matter of economics.

      If there is any evidence of racism on Slashdot, it is the GNAA posts, which have nothing to do with Indians. I would also object to a sig saying, "Don't reply unless you're Aryan". I don't believe race-baiting sigs have a place here. You're entitled to believe otherwise.

  9. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
    Intro

    Again, the similar kind of problem that I had with the ShinyShuttle article. Mod or a Review? In the end, a stock product gets to be something different than what it was when we started, so I think that it justifies this to be a modding article. :)

    Not so long time ago, one of our forum members suggested for me to take a look at the product we are about to test in this article; Plasti Dip. Article title says Super Grip but that just felt a good name for the article and have nothing to do with the Plasti Dip Internation's Super Grip product that is mainly used for fabrics. Anyway, in this modding article we will see what these rubber coating products can offer for modders, gamers and DIY people in general. As Corpes0 from our forum told us, Airsoft enthusiasts have been using similar products to improve grip on their airsoft guns. It should be only natural for this stuff to work on computer input devices too. Read on and see how it turned out.

    The product


    Spray or not to spray?

    Plasti Dip can be bought in two different forms/containers; Liquid and Spray. Both of them are available in different colors though not all retailers stock all of them.

    Colors available are:

    Black Red Blue Yellow White Clear / Transparent

    The store that I visited had Clear in spray and Black, Blue and Red as liquid. I ended up choosing one spray can (clear) and one can of liquid rubber coating for this article. Price for the products were around 15 euros for each can.


    Dangerous?

    "Haitallinen" = Harmfull, "Erittäin helposti syttyvä" = Extremely flammable and finally "Ympäristölle haitallinen" = Danger to environment. Fish swimming with backstrokes should be a pretty clear sign that these products are dangerous if not handled properly. In fact so dangerous that they can't be sended via regular post. As always, I don't take responsibility if you manage to harm yourself with these chemicals so read the label carefully and follow the instructions to the letter.

    First test


    Dipping

    As a first test subject I decided to use a regular adjustable wrench. This is one of the targets that these rubber coating products are meant for. Non-slip handle will make the tool easier and safer to use. Just take a piece of string or wire and dip the item inside the can so that all the areas you want to get covered are submerged. You could use for example a brush to apply the coating to the item.


    Result

    After at least four hours of drying you get a smooth and rubbery finish on the tool. The coat isn't too thick but you can build up the thickness but dipping the tool to the can several times. Surface feels, well, rubber and it makes the handle and the tool very comfortable to use. A good result with metallic tool, what about input devices made out of plastic?

    1. Re:Article Text by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why is this 5, Informative? This is 1/5 of the article text.

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  10. ...and possibly even your score by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean your score for volatile hydrocarbons circulating through your bloodstream?

    You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my joystick, post haste.

    1. Re:...and possibly even your score by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "You mean your score for volatile hydrocarbons circulating through your bloodstream?"

      I thought that's what beer was for...

  11. Pffft, console games; quick reflexes?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing compares to Quake or similar in terms of needing reflexes. Console games and their ass controllers just suck all around.

    1. Re:Pffft, console games; quick reflexes?! by Devir · · Score: 1

      sounding pretty bitter there. But you got a point.

      Those dual thumbsticks are simply no match for the mouse in comtroling an FPS character. Halo on the PC is simply so much better and easier to control.

  12. Better solution...underclocking by nebaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems that overclocking the chips are all the rage these days, but I was excellent at Wolfenstein 3D when it first came out, because my computer ran at 20 Mhz and the minimum recommended speed was 25 Mhz. Slowing down the processor turns a real time game into a turn based game.

    Now having said that, since overclocking requires massive cooling effects, would underclocking require that there be an external heat source? Or by underclocking, will an endothermic reaction occur, giving you a free air conditioner. Hmmm. I'll have to do some investigating here...

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    1. Re:Better solution...underclocking by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slowing down the processor turns a real time game into a turn based game.

      Perhaps this used to be true years ago, but modern systems use a real-time clock to determine game timing. Underclocking will reduce the number of instructions executed per second, but will not change the length of a second itself.

    2. Re:Better solution...underclocking by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why can't I underclock? Why wont mobo mfg's allow this?

      I can set the FSB on my gigabyte board to moronic levels, like 300.. Theres no safeguards for how high I can go. There's always a limit, and that limit is usually low enough that it makes overclocking a fruitless endeavor. But there's no limit on how slow it could go.

      Why cant I drop it to 100 from 133? I don't always need my 3.06 ghz P4, and the temp-controlled "varies" from 4000 rpm to 4800 rpm, that is from annoyinly loud to slightly-more-annoyingly loud.

      I'll have a 400mhz effective FSB instead of 533. And so what? I have a 2.0ghz celeron with a 400mhz fsb and it performs all my day-to-day functions as well as the 3.06 p4.

      A modest underclock and it would run cooler, quieter, and in turn, last longer. Same for the video card. If jacking the GPU clock by 5% (a negligable performance boost in real life) increases the heat by like 50% or more, then lowering it by 5% (a negligable performance loss) should decrease the heat dramatically. Which it does, the 9800 non-pro is much cooler than the pro, and both are the same card with the non-pro clocked just slightly lower.

      I'd like to run that 3.06 at about 2ghz. Plenty of speed for gaming and watching porn. I'll jack it up only when I have something big to compile.

      I'm not the only one, there's a huge quiet-computer movement about, could be the next big "niche" market.. Perhaps bigger than the "enthusiasts who know nothing about what they're doing" market who desire an FSB setting that goes from 133-300+change.

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    3. Re:Better solution...underclocking by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mentioning porn and jacking it up. I can't figure out if this is a serious post or not...

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    4. Re:Better solution...underclocking by vasqzr · · Score: 1

      It seems that overclocking the chips are all the rage these days, but I was excellent at Wolfenstein 3D when it first came out, because my computer ran at 20 Mhz and the minimum recommended speed was 25 Mhz.

      I think you're joking but I'll bite.

      Wolf3D ran great on the minimum system, a 286. Which never even came in 25MHz.

    5. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Gigahertz · · Score: 1

      This is retarded, I'm sorry.... Theres absolutely no reason to underclock anything. Theres no benefit, percieved or otherwise, from slowing anything down. Your overall computer speed is the product of the FSB and the clock multiplier. You want this as fast as possible, duh, or people wouldn't overclock.... If your computer is fast enough, great, but shut the hell up about underclocking, it was a joke when the first guy mentioned it, and no one needs to be taking it seriously....

    6. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on nvidia cards with their 'CoolBits' overclocking you can set the memory and core clock lower than usual.

    7. Re:Better solution...underclocking by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Forgot to mention it was the Mac version.

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    8. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it ran fine on my grandmother's XT - that had an essentially overclocked chip (a prefab mod to make it a "286 equivalent"). It was still an XT, though. I think (based on what I saw of the computer) it may have only changed what the chip reported itself as (What? You want to know what speed I am? Why, I'm proud to be an XT... oh wait, sorry, my mistake. I'm a 286!)

    9. Re:Better solution...underclocking by typobox43 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've had to underclock a few computers before so they didn't overheat or undergo other weird problems. Not to mention that underclocking notebook computers can often save precious battery power.

    10. Re:Better solution...underclocking by MadHobbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with typebox43.

      No one said that the FSB and clock multiplier weren't responsible for the speed - and yes, people overclock because they want it faster. But it's a tradeoff - more speed gets you more heat.

      So, if you want less heat, then why not go with less speed? If you're doing web browsing, email, word processing, legacy gaming, whatever, then chances are you don't need a CPU as fast as whatever you have. So if you're in a high-heat situation (poor ventilation, for instance), underclocking is the solution. I know people that have done it because of heat problems and are quite content with the results. A slower, cooler, more stable system.

    11. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No reason? Anything? Underclocking PDAs and notebooks results in longer battery life. Most come with utilities (aka power management) that include underclocking as a power saver.

      Less of use to the consumer, but still done, underclocking chips by manufacturers allow them to keep supplies of various lines of chips at demand levels.

      There may be some stability gains. There are certainly power consumption decreases.

      But most of all, someone might want to overclock...because they can.

      I see they call you Gigahertz. You might want to try underclocking to see what kind of stability gains you get.

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    12. Re:Better solution...underclocking by 0prime · · Score: 1

      You're joking, right? There's a very serious sect of people out there that underclock their computers. It's in an attempt to reduce noise. Cooler components (underclolcking), plus bigger heatsinks/ passive heatsinks and fewer fans running at lower rpms is deffinently something people shoot for.

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    13. Re:Better solution...underclocking by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Guess what? Your BIOS sucks. I have a gigabyte GA-7N400Pro2 1.0 and while I cannot set the multiplier (I probably could if my CPU were unlocked) I can change the FSB freely to 100, 133, 166, or 200. My machine was overheating recently (actually, it was running kind of hot, but well within limits, so I bumped up the water mark) so I clocked the FSB down from 166 to 133.

      Buy a motherboard that is intended to support overclocking, and it will probably support underclocking, too.

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    14. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      If your computer is fast enough, great, but shut the hell up about underclocking, it was a joke when the first guy mentioned it, and no one needs to be taking it seriously....

      You may want to lower the thermal output and power consumption, possibly quite dramatically. You may want to prolong the lifetime of your CPU - with the current densities in the modern chips the electromigration effects start to show up in few years, and lowering the currents should reduce this problem.

      Overclocking gives you higher speed. Underclocking gives you higher reliability, lower thermal output, and higher lifetime. Pick what you need.

    15. Re:Better solution...underclocking by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Just recently I experimented with overclocking my Radeon 9600 Pro to get some more FPS in DOOM3, the result was about +8FPS. Then I tried underclocking. DOOM3 was of course unplayable, but even at 108/98 (default is 400/300) Quake3 ran at over 150FPS. When I was testing this underclocking even more resulted in image corruption, but right now 66/66 works fine, while 62/62 doesn't.

    16. Re:Better solution...underclocking by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      dude IT WAS A JOKE

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    17. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A real time clock won't work without some sort of clock reference. If its a piezoelectric crystal, change it out. If it's an RC oscillator, adjust the R, etc etc etc.

      Hardware has no innate ability to measure time.

    18. Re:Better solution...underclocking by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      I believe all this crap has been merged into the North Bridge, but back in the pre-pentium days, you had an Intel 8259 PIC or equivalent that generated an interrupt on IRQ 8 (I have since forgotten what vector that relates to). As a default, that chip generated a pulse 18.2 times a second.

      If you were so inclined, you could hijack this timer. Divide 0x1234DD by the frequency you want to pulse at, write the byte value 0x34 to port 0x43, to tell the PIC you want to write, then send (result % 0x100) to 0x40, then (result / 0x100) 0x40. If you wanted to go back, you write zeros.

      You had to monkey around with the BIOS clock handler too. Save the vector, call it when necessary based on your frequency or else you'd do what MS Flight Sim 4 did and throw off the system clock until next reboot.

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    19. Re:Better solution...underclocking by posternutbaguk · · Score: 1

      Obviously, in this situation you wouldn't be underclocking enough - by a long way

    20. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Guess your next system will be an AMD64.

    21. Re:Better solution...underclocking by h2odragon · · Score: 1

      harris semiconductor had 25mhz 286en. as i recall, intels topped out at 16mhz and amd's at 20mhz.

    22. Re:Better solution...underclocking by Tassach · · Score: 1

      The reason overclocking generates additional heat is because you often have to run the system at a higher-than-standard voltage to make it stable at a higher-than-standard clock speed. It is the higher voltage, not the clock speed, which creates most of the extra heat in a seriously overclocked system. When you're underclocking you can't drop the speed below the specified voltage. Because the CPU is still dissipating nearly the same amount of current, you'll produce nearly the same amount of heat.

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  13. "slip and slide" by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've used a wide variety of controllers from the old 2600 to newer X-Box controllers and have never once had the controlled "slip" out of my hand. Maybe the people having this problem need to put away the Doritos while gaming.

    I could see a rubber coating as potentially more comfortable but even that will not be true if you're playing for long stretches of time as the rubber is more likely to wear a blister on your hand (as did a wrech that I dipped in similar stuff a few years ago that I used for automotive work).

    1. Re:"slip and slide" by dykofone · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It kinda reminds me of the way my less game savvy parents or cousins would first use a Nintendo controller, by whipping it back and forth in whatever direction they were trying to go. For them, added grip would be quite usefull.

      For the most part though the "steady-hand" the submitter mentions comes from, surprise, not moving your hands, it's the fingers that are doing all the work. Expert typists can hit 100 wpm without rubber coated keys or race car style 5-point body restraint systems. It's a zen thing.

    2. Re:"slip and slide" by theblueprint · · Score: 2

      Agreed. If the controler is getting greasy, wash your hands, and wipe the controler with a cloth. This has always worked for our oft-used PS2.

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    3. Re:"slip and slide" by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhhhhh...

      The rubber coating is actually meant for those bastards that insist on throwing the controllers when they've had their ass kicked in multiplayer game. You know the kind,
      "What the hell? Fuck that, I pressed pass...I PRESSED PASS!!!!"
      *controller zings by plasma screen as I cringe*

      "OH, COME ON!!!! I was JUMPING!!!!"
      *controller sends cat screeching into the other room*

      With enough coating it will be more like,
      "Bullshit, I COUNTERED!!!"
      *controller is thrown to the floor, bounces up and hits the guy in the face*

      And I imagine a few saved TV screens, scratched pieces of wood furniature, etc.

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    4. Re:"slip and slide" by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      How could you possibly know me so well?

      Did we go to school together or something?

  14. Re:DMCA? by QuijiboIsAWord · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Many companies already release skins and covers for things like phones & iPods. I doubt the same thing for controllers would be any different. I REALLY hope to see them try though. It'd be great to see a DMCA case like that laughed out of court. I doubt there's many IP lawyers out there stupid enough to try though.

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  15. Hyperhydrosis by DoubleDownOnEleven · · Score: 3, Informative
    This used to be a big problem for me. I have hyperhydrosis, which essentially makes my hands sweat more than normal. My hand would literally slide right off the joystick in the middle of intense Descent 2 battles.

    Nowadays I use just a keyboard and mouse for my games, as I got tired of dealing with a joystick. A product like this just might make me switch back.

    1. Re:Hyperhydrosis by vasqzr · · Score: 1

      I broke my left arm/wrist, and my left hand is usually a little different hue than my right hand (the palm), and it sweats on its own. Can be frustrating to play games, you have to keep it dry all the time.

    2. Re:Hyperhydrosis by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This "product" isn't new, you can get it at Home Depot or any other hardware store, and have been able to do so for at least 20 years, because I remember dipping some wrenches in it years ago.

      It's called plasti-dip or something. It's a can of liquid (its just rubber cement with some additives for all I can tell), you dip your tools into it, it hardens and there you go, rubbery grips.

      They also sell industrial strength paper towels and high powered wet-vacs, in which you might be interested.

      This is the lamest "modding" article ever posted on slashdot. It's about as clever and new as spray painting your case.

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    3. Re:Hyperhydrosis by pclminion · · Score: 1
      I have hyperhydrosis, which essentially makes my hands sweat more than normal.

      These days there is a surgical procedure, thoracoscopic sympathectomy, to cure this. Basically, they cut into your spine and sever a nerve near the spinal cord. This stops the sweating.

    4. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that someone came up with a cure for that condition not too long ago, involving snipping the nerves that triggered sweat glands in the palms...

    5. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I heard that Botox can actually be used to treat Hyperhydrosis. In looking it up, I came up with this link that mentions it as well as a whole range of other treatment options.

    6. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, wait, wait. You're saying that I can SPRAY PAINT my CASE? As in my computer case? And then it wouldn't have to be that dull beige anymore? Sw33t! Th3n my b0x w0uld b3 m4d l33t!

    7. Re:Hyperhydrosis by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
      These days there is a surgical procedure, thoracoscopic sympathectomy, to cure this.

      Sympathectomy?? Too easy. Insert favorite Republican joke here.

      ... Basically, they cut into your spine and sever a nerve near the spinal cord. This stops the sweating.

      What do they do about the screaming and running away?

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    8. Re:Hyperhydrosis by calibanDNS · · Score: 1

      You may also want to consider an Air Flo controller. I've never bought one because I just don't think it will work, but it might just help. If it does, that'd be really great for those long sessions of Super Monkey Ball.

    9. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is the lamest "modding" article ever posted on slashdot. It's about as clever and new as spray painting your case.
      You can do that? oh what i've been missing!
    10. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty big leap to go from wrenches to a console controller. Also, how many geeks hang out at home depot lol?

      It's hardly a worthless article, the simplicity can certainly matter with how much respect you give to the authors, but it really doesn't have much to do with the utility value of an idea most people wouldn't have thought of on their own.

    11. Re:Hyperhydrosis by JVert · · Score: 1

      You know what i'd really like is a metal controller with a peliter cooler on the bottom. At the very least when you "lose your cool" and your friend is sitting right next to you, you can do some real damage to your oponent with the heat sink.

    12. Re:Hyperhydrosis by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      I've done some research on that procedure. While it will definiatlly cure hyperhydrosis, there are potential problems assosicated (mainly nerve damage). I'm not comfortable with those types of risks. Not to sound like a commerical, but products like Maxim and Drysol work pretty well (atleast in my case) at reducing or stopic excessive sweating.

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    13. Re:Hyperhydrosis by wodon · · Score: 1

      You can "spray paint" your case?!?!?!?

      Nah, I dont believe you.

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    14. Re:Hyperhydrosis by Pope · · Score: 1

      Ever try sprinkling a little baby powder or Gold Bond powder before playing? During my marathon Mario 64 days, playing in the summer of course, I would keep a bit on hand to keep my hands dry, like chalking up when playing billiards.

      Personally, I was more worried about the big dent from the joystick I was getting on my thumb! Aside from that, I found the N64 controllers very comfortable.

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  16. Now watch, this technique will be next applied to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RealDolls...

  17. That's fast by cephyn · · Score: 0, Redundant

    0 to slashdotted in .3s

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  18. score? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When's the last time you played a game where the score actually mattered?

  19. simple ergonomics by bugnuts · · Score: 1

    site is /.'ed, but making something easier to use in the hand is not exactly a stunning new discovery. Look at shaped mice and sculpted keycaps, for instance.

    Does this remind anyone of the Moties that modified the pistolgrips? Now THAT would be a mod.

  20. i guess they should have.. by gl4ss · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...overclocked their webserver as well.

    seriously though, if someone sold this they could make couple of bucks, some players will buy anything
    to improve their skills the fast way('optimal' mousepads and dual-sensor optical mouses & etc, like that would change their tactical thinking into any better)..

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  21. Lame article by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can buy a can of that rubber stuff at home depot. You dip your (all metal or grips worn off) tools into it and it coats it.

    You hardly need to be a hardcore modder to do this. If you had sense, you'd get a roll of the grip tape skaters use and it'd be cheaper and faster.

    Has anyone ever had a problem with the controller flying out of their hands?

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    1. Re:Lame article by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever had a problem with the controller flying out of their hands?
      My gf once threw her cordless mouse at the wall when she died in a videogame. Seriously, it damaged the wall. I'd rather coat her mouse in superglue instead of rubber. I'd submit a page to /., but my server will also go rubber-side up.

    2. Re:Lame article by XryanX · · Score: 2, Informative

      "If you had sense, you'd get a roll of the grip tape skaters use and it'd be cheaper and faster."

      You do realize that grip tape is essentially just fine grained sandpaper with a sticky back, right? I don't think that would be the most comfortable thing to rub your hands on for all-night Halo sessions.

    3. Re:Lame article by wishus · · Score: 2, Funny

      My gf once threw her cordless mouse at the wall when she died in a videogame. Seriously, it damaged the wall.

      What is it with women and gaming tempers? My wife threw a playstation controller at our brand new TV when she couldn't figure out how to control her Tekken fighter. Fortunately, she throws about as well as she plays videogames.

    4. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait ... a slashdot reader with a girl friend? Now that's something to write about.

    5. Re:Lame article by radish · · Score: 1

      Personally I'd use the tape you wind onto tennis racquet grips. It's soft and rubbery, and extremely high friction. Very comfortable for long term use, and easily replaced when it wears out.

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    6. Re:Lame article by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      well... I did kill a remote control by trowing at a brick wall - but that had nothing to do with gaming. My husband did however manage to kill the reset switch on our GameCube recently playing Mario Golf.

      Hmm... I'd also have to give the Wavebird controllers props for the way they keep performing after they've been thrown around the room quite so much as they have recently. Fortunately he's now unlocked all the courses, so the conrollers are now safe untilhe gets to the tricky part of the next game...

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    7. Re:Lame article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You do realize that grip tape is essentially just fine grained sandpaper...

      When's the last time you got grip tape? The stuff I've seen is darn coarse. Still Dangerous to bare skin, of coarse.

  22. Yeah Right! by michaelzhao · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I highly doubt this could improve anybody's Counter-Strike or Unreal score. When you suck, you suck. A game controller coated in rubber isn't going to help you. It's going to give n008s another excuse to suck. Sure it wouldn't hurt, but I'm sure it wouldn't make much of a difference.

  23. *sigh*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For anyone wondering the value of college, just refer to this post to see what happens when you haven't had a formal education.

    1. Re:*sigh*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or HAVE had one in the U.S.

    2. Re:*sigh*... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      For anyone wondering the value of college, just refer to this post to see what happens when you haven't had a formal education.

      Heh, yep, one turns into a bitter anonymous little prat...

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    3. Re:*sigh*... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent was pompous, you're just a prick

  24. its not the grip.... by psycht · · Score: 5, Interesting

    aside from the (previously mentioned) dick jokes, I don't think grip is really key here. The main issue I've always had is accuracy in movement.

    This is why I prefer to play PC games with an optical mouse. The accuracy of my mouse is far greater than any other game contoller i've used in the past or present. Also, i can cusomize my mouse movement & acceleration in more detail than a controller.

    1. Re:its not the grip.... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      And you have to sit at a desk, and look at a presumably smaller monitor, in a generally more uncomfortable chair.

      It's the same retarded PC vs Console argument. Noone cares if you prefer to use a mouse or like Doom better than Dead or Alive. Really.

      I'll prove it: I prefer to sit back in the couch with a beer and play with a controller on my much larger TV. Do you care?

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    2. Re:its not the grip.... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      My optical mouse tracks beautifully on my sofa cushions. So I get the best of all possible worlds.

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  25. if you are a hardcore player... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the rubber coating goes on your hands!

  26. ~~o ~o Slippery When Wet ~o ~~o by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 5, Funny


    Stop pounding off to DOA: Extreme Beach Volleyball, and you will find the controller doesn't slip out of your hands as much.

    1. Re:~~o ~o Slippery When Wet ~o ~~o by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Just the same as running some endless sound test which causes endless vibration to your controller. It's important to have a firm grip under those circumstances.

    2. Re:~~o ~o Slippery When Wet ~o ~~o by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I've never performed a conclusive test (though I will if someone sends me DOA: extreme beach volleyball and a $50 comission fee) but I suspect that such an activity would make the controller sticky more than slippery.

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  27. Controllers don't need rubber grips by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Game players need to learn to relax their hold on the controller. The tighter you hold the controller, the sweatier your palms and fingers get. I've played games for hours on end (yes, on many different systems) and have never had a problem hitting the right buttons.

    Of course....when you're playing Socom and silenced bullets start popping in the water next to you...it's easy to hit the wrong button out of panic. But that really has nothing to do with grip.

    Maybe people should just wear rubber gloves when playing games LOL

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    1. Re:Controllers don't need rubber grips by dgagley · · Score: 1

      My hands actually sweat more when using the controllers with rubber grips. I like the ones with little fans in the grips. Yes, when trying to run, shoot, and jump at the same time I tend to grip tighter.

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    2. Re:Controllers don't need rubber grips by Wireless+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

      The tighter you hold the controller, the sweatier your palms and fingers get.

      So in other words, "The more you tighten your grip...the more game controllers will slip through your fingers"?
    3. Re:Controllers don't need rubber grips by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 1

      "So in other words, "The more you tighten your grip...the more game controllers will slip through your fingers"?" Yep. But with this Gamecube is now the ultimate power in the universe! LOL....ok...you can go ahead and mod me down for bad star wars jokes.

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    4. Re:Controllers don't need rubber grips by WaKall · · Score: 1

      While what you're saying is true, look at the subtext. You are saying that the customer is wrong. If I'm a customer and I find two consoles equal except one has more comfortable controllers, then I'll take him instead.

      But then, geeks and usability have never gone together well.

  28. Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I seem to remember reading that green was the brain's natural signal to stop, so traffic lights were reversed - green made people want to stop, and red to go.

    I tried the tester with reds, and couldn't get better than .3xx times - I tried with green, and got more than a couple .2xx times.

    Hmm.

    1. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by Handpaper · · Score: 1

      Your eyes are most sensitive in the middle of their operating range, which happens to be.... green.

    2. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by drigz · · Score: 1

      0.06 with crimson :)

    3. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by Captain+Nick · · Score: 1

      I consistently got .281 (abouts there). Is there a limit? Isn't .25 about as fast as a normal person's reflexes can be (I think I remember that from driver's ed. or something)?

    4. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the button keys not on click but on unclick. So click start, then hold over stop and unclick on the change. I didn't try messing with the colors, though. .16 repeatable

      Adam

    5. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by knix · · Score: 1

      .01 with Lime Green

      I do have a screen shot to prove it to. On another occasion, I got it to say 0 seconds but I pressed the Pause/Break Key instead of the print screen key Doh! Mind you, my times are based on my amazing sense of when the screen is going to turn green.

    6. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      My time was about 10 minutes.

      I guess I'm not as "into it" as you guys are.

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    7. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by DarkRecluse · · Score: 1

      I got .172 seconds with tomato and consistently .219 seconds with every other color...so I don't think green is necessarily better.

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    8. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading that green was the brain's natural signal to stop

      I don't recall hearing anything like that exactly, but I do recall learning in a psychology course that green was more visible to the eye- something to do with the rods and cones of the retina. Because of this, it is preferable to paint firetrucks green rather than red to make them more visible to drivers from a distance so they can get out of the way.

    9. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Heh. With my crappy on-board video controller it takes about a second just to finish changing the background color. My 486 scrolled directory listings faster than this thing... Damn you computer!

    10. Re:Anyone try the reflex tester? Post your time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time I get .18-.19 with all the colors. One thing to note, it measures when you realease the "stop" button, so be sure to click stop when you first start, then release when the color changes. That way it measures you reflexes, not your clicking speed.

  29. Tetris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. Neoprene Game Controller Covers by what_the_frell · · Score: 3, Informative

    Long ago, a company called Redz Comfort Gear made neoprene game controller covers for the PS2, Dreamcast and GameBoy that saved my thumbs many times from blisters after hours of playing my favorite games. They can still be purchased here.

    1. Re:Neoprene Game Controller Covers by what_the_frell · · Score: 1

      Almost forgot: Redz Comfort Gear can be found here. They make paintball stuff, and don't seem to specialize in the grips much anymore.

  31. Not Fighters by artlu · · Score: 0

    Side scrolling fighters like MK won't benefit from this as you need to always slide your fingers through all the buttons as fast as possible in order to pull of fatalities!
    This is my game.

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    1. Re:Not Fighters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Side scrolling fighters like MK won't benefit from this as you need to always slide your fingers through all the buttons as fast as possible in order to pull of fatalities!

      GroupShares Inc. offers free access to the following services: an active stock trading log, your own stock trading journal, our stock market user forums, free stock analysis, and many other free stock market resources. As a user, you will be able to keep your own virtual portfolio and compare it against other users of the system.

      GroupShares Inc. has shown a 150% profit within 40 trading days to over 700 users!
      Registering for an account is free!

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      GroupShares has fatalities?! That game might be cooler than I thought...!

  32. Chemical rubber? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So what rubber is not chemical?

    It looks like they are using more words than needed to sound more intelligent.

    1. Re:Chemical rubber? by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny

      As opposed to spiritual rubber, perhaps.

    2. Re:Chemical rubber? by michaelhood · · Score: 2, Informative

      Organic rubber, aka natural rubber. I even heard they have trees.

    3. Re:Chemical rubber? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You do realize that rubber really does grow on trees, don't you? (Well, in them)

      This stuff is rubberized cement with a bunch of chemical additives, happy? Chemically altered rubber. That better?

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    4. Re:Chemical rubber? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Organic rubber consists of chemicals, too. Just because it came from a tree does not mean it is not a chemical.

      They are not using pure tree rubber anyway. Almost all rubbers used in the industrialized world are a combination of tree rubber and sythetics. It has been this way since Japan blocked US rubber imports through military action back in WW2.

    5. Re:Chemical rubber? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Organic rubber, aka natural rubber.

      And you assert that natural rubber is not chemical in nature? What is it? Metaphysical?

      If they wanted to indicate the artificial nature of the rubber, they could have called it... DUM DUM DUM.... "artificial rubber."

      This reminds me of when my grandmother once told me she didn't "want to eat food that has any chemicals in it."

    6. Re:Chemical rubber? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Maybe they spent too much time looking at the handbook...

      (You know you come from a family of engineers when "chemical rubber" makes you think of a company name that was changed before you were born)

    7. Re:Chemical rubber? by Weirdofreak · · Score: 1

      (My ancestors' occupations would have been my first clue, personally)

    8. Re:Chemical rubber? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      You do realize the difference between the actual meaning of a word and the meaning of a word in context don't you? When someone says there is a chemical plant near me I think I would be taken aback to learn it was a fucking bottled water company.

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    9. Re:Chemical rubber? by dackroyd · · Score: 1

      So what rubber is not chemical?

      I presume they mean synthetic rubber as opposed to natural rubber, such as one might harvest from a rubber tree.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latex

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    10. Re:Chemical rubber? by archeopterix · · Score: 1
      As opposed to spiritual rubber, perhaps.
      Welcome to Slashdot, where every joke gets taken seriously. Here you are:
      Enlightening Elastomeric Experiences - the research site about the use of latex/ rubber for meditation, yoga & spiritual development...
    11. Re:Chemical rubber? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Right, like there should ever be a proper context for it. I am sure it would come up as often as "chemical glass" and "chemical plastic". Like I said, the author of the original words was just trying to sound more technical and ended up sounding like a jackass.

    12. Re:Chemical rubber? by mlu035 · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps virtual rubber, to go along with the virtual women they are having a relationship with?

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  33. Alternatives to Melting your controller by ShroomSolo · · Score: 3, Informative

    Drummers are always concerned with grip on their sticks. I know numerous ones who prefere Gorilla Snot to keep a hold on things. I'm sure it could be used for controllers for a cheaper and less perminant solution.

    1. Re:Alternatives to Melting your controller by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK, are you talking about the 3M weatherstripping adhesive? Because I'm pretty sure if you put that on your drumsticks, people would be calling you "sticky" because you WON'T be able to put 'em down.

      Or is there a different product you're talking about?

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    2. Re:Alternatives to Melting your controller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drummers are always concerned with grip on their sticks.

      Tight groupies are the best.

    3. Re:Alternatives to Melting your controller by armyofone · · Score: 1

      "OK, are you talking about the 3M weatherstripping adhesive?"

      No. This is what he's talking about.

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    4. Re:Alternatives to Melting your controller by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Ah. Thanks. People working on convertibles often call the weatherstripping adhesive Gorilla Snot. It's a pretty bad-ass glue.

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    5. Re:Alternatives to Melting your controller by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to my dad (he's been playing drums for ~35 years), sticks treated with bee wax are the very best you can get.

      http://www.b-stick.com/ (the web design sucks nuts, but their sticks are good)

      I wouldn't say that he's obsessed with them, but it's close.

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  34. Sometimes it's illegal to mod your controllers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know for a fact that Halo tournaments usually require you to use a un-modded controller. The extra grip, specifically on the right thumnstick could have a serious effect on your aiming ability, plus decrease the time it takes you to use your thumb for the gamepad buttons and switch back to the stick again.

  35. Wrong Colour by lo_fye · · Score: 1

    Psychologically speaking, pink is close to the colour red. Red means "stop", not "go". I bet that if he changed the background color to green that people's response times would get faster (at least for North Americans).

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    1. Re:Wrong Colour by farley13 · · Score: 1

      [I assume you missed the dropdown menu with limegreen in it] :) Holding on stop should get more accurate responses, though I don't think accuracy is at play here after getting about 5 unique response times over and over and over . . . wait. . . . maybe it's just me .

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  36. Truck bed lining by Wizworm · · Score: 1

    They are now coating military vehicles in Rhinolining or other truck bed spray on adhesive as additional armor.
    This would really improve your grip.. but alas the calluses would be a hinderance to / insert joke/

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  37. One variation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fistina Hancock"

  38. Ow... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1
    If you had sense, you'd get a roll of the grip tape skaters use and it'd be cheaper and faster.
    just ow... hockey tape would probably be a much better idea. Skateboard griptape is pretty much sandpaper.
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  39. rubber coating my grip by kni52 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know rubber coating my grip usually improves my chances of a score!

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  40. Gripping... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think a LOT of things could improve with the firmer grip imparted by a chemical rubber coating :)

    How's it work on reality?

    There's always been that tool dip stuff you could buy at hardware stores, to replace cracked rubber grips on plier handles, etc.

    My favorite controller of all time (and damned if I can ever find it again) was an Amiga joystick. They sold these tiny joysticks to finance chip development, as it turns out though, because of the small size they were extremely good for making those sudden lunges because the arclength of stick rotation was so short. It was held together with tiny Phillips screws so cleaning and maintenance was never a bother.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Gripping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      im only 22 and i remember playing a lot of moon lander with one of those, those things rocked! my dad still has a few as he is the ultimate packrat when it comes to anything related to commodore or amiga.

  41. Re:Sometimes it's illegal to mod your controllers. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    It's not illegal, just not allowed in some Halo tournaments.

    Most gaming tournaments wont let you use modded or 3rd party controllers. At least the good ones. Nothing would be lamer than a Street Figher champion who just pushed the "macro" button on his controller which stored a 99-hit combo.

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  42. It's not a question of where he grips it... by rsletten · · Score: 1

    It's a simple question of wieght ratios....!

  43. for "very wet conditions" by Wolface · · Score: 1

    "For example if you want rougher surface and extra grip for very wet conditions. First break the untreated surface with a low grit sandpaper or mix rough sand with the Plasti Dip."

    Ouch!!!

    Seriously, who is playing in the pool?

    1. Re:for "very wet conditions" by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      He's just copying the directions off the can, which is for coating tools. I did exactly what was described (mixing sand into the stuff) for the toolset I keep on my boat.

      Try to take off a prop in the water, or cut loose all the crab lines that idiots around here throw down yet don't mark (because they're poaching).

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  44. My Favorite by Greenisus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Palmela Handerson

    1. Re:My Favorite by AdamTheBastard · · Score: 1

      Not to be confused with "Miiister Haaanderson".

  45. Re:Hyperhydrosis (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This surgery is not appropriate in all cases. Botox injections are a viable alternative for palmar hyperhidrosis patients. Check out the International Hyperhidrosis Society. As always, ask your doctor.

  46. Gloves by 5amTheButcher · · Score: 1

    (And not the nintendo Power gloves) - Why not just take a set of comfortable, thin, strechy gloves, and glue them to the spots where your hands normally hold the controller? Then you only have to slip your hands in the gloves, and you have permanent supergrip. Leave the button fingers unattached, and you're good to go.

  47. or you could just pick up a textured controller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just buy the Hip Gear controllers with the textured body instead of buying an uncoated one and going through the hassle?

    They have excellent an excellent gripping surface.

  48. it is metaphysical.

    Can't you dunderheads read? Cripes.

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  49. sigs are lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sigs are stupid. I turned them off. If there was only an option to hide posts ABOUT sigs..

    1. Re:sigs are lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      delete your /. bookmark?

  50. Re:Agree with you by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would you spend $1,000 for a fast computer and then underclock it to make it slower? Just pay $800 instead for the slower one.

    When Doom 4 comes out, I can just reset my machine to its factory settings, and not have to spend another 800 bucks.

    And there are times when I need or want the speed (when compiling my companies app suite takes 45 minutes, every mhz counts), but most times I dont. I want to be able to switch on demand from "quiet and practical" to "loud and obnoxious".

    Because the slower components run just as hot as the faster ones, and I want them to run cooler (and quieter). The HSF on the older northwood P4s was just as loud as the prescotts. I wanna slow a prescott down.

    Because the reduced power usage means that my desktop machine will last longer on a UPS. Batteries aren't just for notebooks. I'd love for it to auto-clock itself down about 50% when it switches to battery power.

    Because the 3.06ghz P4 is the slowest proc with hyperthreading, which I've found enormously useful. It doesnt make your computer magically faster, but it's much more responsive when some app runs away with the CPU.

    Because I don't want to spend 60 bucks on an aftermarket cooler that weighs a pound and a half and will likely destroy my machine if I try to move it because it's 4 times the weight specced.

    Because if my machine wasn't so hot under load, and sucking so much power, maybe I'd run folding@home and cure cancer.

    Noise? I have a 3.2 ghz machine that I can barely hear. My 1ghz was louder.

    So what? I have a 1ghz fileserver with no active cooling whatsoever, and I have a 3.06ghz desktop that sounds like an electric razor.

    Hell every laptop nowadays does CPU frequency scaling, they all underclock by default to save power. Next generation intel desktop procs will probably do it to, from what I've heard freq scaling that's another feature that they're taking from the Pentium M core. Less power, less heat, less noise.

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  51. Controller rant... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    Well, my main problem is that controllers just don't "work" for me from an ergonomic point of view.

    For instance:

    • The darn thing is too small
    • The labels (start/a/b/c/d/x/y) are unreadable
    • Shoulder buttons are difficult to get to
    • Some key-combinations are impossible to get to with my fingers
    • general lack of control on their "joysticks"

    Why they can't make controllers for adults with regular sized hands and adult (poor) vision, I will never know.

    OTOH: They seem to work for all my kids.

    1. Re:Controller rant... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      The other issues I can easily see being valid depending on your hand size, but:

      The labels (start/a/b/c/d/x/y) are unreadable

      Unless you have a rather poor memory and/or only play games once every few months or something, you should quickly move past the need for having to look at a label.

      Sorta like learning to type, except easier - after a decent amount of time using a system, almost everyone i've ever seen just knows where the buttons are without having to look down all the time.

    2. Re:Controller rant... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      Yep, and when you're 42 and playing a game with your kids, and you don't have a chance to play for 2-4 hours everyday, lets see how well YOU remember where everything is. ;-)

      I'm old, and I just wish these guys would take a class on ergonomics, instead of just assuming that only 12 year olds will use their controllers.

    3. Re:Controller rant... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Yep, and when you're 42 and playing a game with your kids, and you don't have a chance to play for 2-4 hours everyday, lets see how well YOU remember where everything is. ;-)

      Heck, doesn't even have to be every day for hours, just something like a session once every week or two or even once a month would lock something like that in for me - the button layouts are really not all that complicated. Maybe i'm just different, though, I don't know.

      I'm old, and I just wish these guys would take a class on ergonomics, instead of just assuming that only 12 year olds will use their controllers.

      Hey, I agree that there's some ergonomic issues ( the gigantic original XBox controller, and the godawful Z-button on the Gamecube pad, fer instance ), but saying that only someone in the range of 12 years old can use a current controller right is just plain wrong.

      Personally, i'm 23, with slightly above-average-sized hands, and I have no problems using the controllers on the PS2 and Gamecube that I own. And as I said before, I actually found the original XBox controller to be too big, not 12-year old sized.

    4. Re:Controller rant... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Personally, i'm 23, with slightly above-average-sized hands, and I have no problems using the controllers on the PS2 and Gamecube that I own. And as I said before, I actually found the original XBox controller to be too big, not 12-year old sized.

      and I'm 26, with generally above-average-sized hands, and I found the original XBox controller to be so perfect that I actually bought one (since my XBox came with the Japanese controller).

      On the other hand, I have no problems with the Wavebird (except for the Z button, though I find it tolerable when I'm using it semi-frequently, such as in Mario Kart), and only slight problems with the PS2 controllers (primarily the R1/2/L1/2 button positioning compared to the balance of the controller). The DreamCast had the worst controllers, in my opinion, simply because the grips tended to turn inwards, causing the same type of problems that I have with using straight keyboards for more than a few minutes.

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  52. minds to clean... cant take it... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    hand grip? sliping and sliding? missing action? coating your joystick with rubber? improving your score?

    And every post so far has been serious!

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  53. Get a grip. by James+Turpin · · Score: 1

    I mean on life, not on your joy-stick. This is just a sign that meaningful progress in video games has come to an end. Video games are out. Real life is in.

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  54. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Caedar · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Fast-paced first posting require a steady hand and great reflexes (or a script), it's generally agreed. But some keyboards and mice just don't seem to fit into your diabolical plan, and sometimes they stick up, making you miss the thrill of pissing everyone off. So AnonymousCoward.net has tried coating keyboards and mice with a layer of human feces - it seems to decrease the likelyhood of first posting (or posting at all), and possibly even increase your karma."

  55. You mean like Pelican's G-Grips? by erichbear · · Score: 1

    Pelican http://www.pelicanperformance.com/ used to sell a product called G-Grips for PS2 controllers. They were small rubber pieces that you attached to the end of the controller for better grip, and they worked pretty well. Unfortunately, I don't think they make them anymore. I bought a few pairs after I found out about them, and I will say that they are a bargain for $10.

  56. Great. by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1

    So when does the pron version of this come out? Come on! I know I am not the only one who sees the subtle refernces to pron in that article!

  57. Good God this is geeky by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    Some of us really need to get outside a little.

  58. Here's a better solution... by GlenRaphael · · Score: 1

    Rubberize your hands instead! That way you get a better grip with every controller you own, with arcade games, with your keyboard and mouse at work, when shaking hands with random people you meet...

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  59. Re:Agree with you by raodin · · Score: 1

    The 3.06ghz P4 *was* the slowest P4 with hyperthreading for a while, but its not anymore. Prescott runs hotter than Northwood at the same clockspeed, so thats a pointless endeavour.

    All you really need to do, though, is buy a motherboard that allows you to underclock - they do exist. Its easier on the AMD side of things where processors are often unlocked - all Athlon64s can have their multiplier dropped, and many of the XPs were completely unlocked. AMD has already come out with exactly what you're looking for, though, in the form of Cool and Quiet - underclocking while your machine is idle, just like a laptop. I'd be happy to see Intel follow suit.

  60. Pah!! by wraith0x29a · · Score: 1

    Chemical Rubber? Pah!! Real men use superglue.

    It does mean you have to get your wife/kisd/gf/butler/nurse to change your disks, type your slashdot posts, feed you, scratch any itchy bits and wipe your bottom for you but damned if I will ever drop a controller again halfway through a frag-fest. Just so long as my midi-interface game-pad does not become obsolete.. oh, sh..

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  61. Pharmacy Phun by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Hopefully now the guy behind the counter wont look at me so funny when I ask for a pack of Trojans for my 'joystick'.

  62. quote from article by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

    You can use this feature to your advantage in many ways. For example if you want rougher surface and extra grip for very wet conditions.

    Great! I can't tell you how many times I've been playing my xbox in the bath, shower or rain and wished I could get that extra grip

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