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  1. Re:So, forget the photon? on How We'll Someday Be Able To See Past the Cosmic Microwave Background · · Score: 2

    The neutrino is the trendy particle, now?

    Bah! Wake me when the tetryon is discovered.

    Wake me an hour before the chroniton is discovered.

  2. Re:Ad networks that "hack" are immoral. on Editor-in-Chief of the Next Web: Adblockers Are Immoral · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the model newspapers and magazines use. TV and radio also use it when they aren't rebroadcasting national broadcast as a local affiliate. These media, no matter how small the companies involved, seem to have a way to communicate with advertisers. This is also the way we did web business 20 years ago. One of my jobs as a webmaster back then was to switch banner ads with a directory of images from the graphics guy. Five seconds with a script, complete with image renames. Easily automate-able. Of course vetting the images for security vulnerabilities might take slightly longer these days. Might be easier to process and resave them with imagemagick than run them through various security software (as long as imagemagick doesn't have a known exploit).

  3. Ad networks that "hack" are immoral. on Editor-in-Chief of the Next Web: Adblockers Are Immoral · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ad networks have lately been the largest vector for remote exploits. Some very ordinary and mainstream websites have been using ad networks that offer up images/flash with embedded exploits. I will block all ad networks due to this. You want to provide ads? Download the ads locally, vet and display them from your own server like we used to do in the good ol' days of the web. Then I can't block them.

    Using an ad network as a webmaster is laziness and immoral.

  4. Are they Huuuge Pectoral Muscles? on Scientists Discover First Warm-Blooded Fish · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would they make Ren Hoeck envious?

  5. Re:So will Burns finally die... on Harry Shearer Walks Away From "The Simpsons," and $14 Million · · Score: 2

    Or are they just going to use voice clips of him saying "Excellent..." every now and again and recycle him?

    Give the character a stroke and they can cobble clips together with an explanation of why they sound weird.

  6. Re:The simpsons are still on? on Harry Shearer Walks Away From "The Simpsons," and $14 Million · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and if not, does it make a sound?

    Not without Shearer.

  7. Re:Polygraph Sympathizers are Likely HOMOSEXUALS on Douglas Williams Pleads Guilty To Training Customers To Beat Polygraph · · Score: 1

    The new default viewing method for the un-logged-in is helping to grow such beliefs. I've noticed that if I'm not logged in, it's impossible to view comments modded down to -1, even if I set the view slide-bar to show that level. For the accountless masses, it's like the comments are removed.

  8. Re:Who's paying DICE again? on More Than 40% of US Honeybee Colonies Died In a 12-Month Period Ending In April · · Score: 1

    If the grapledites were so smart, they would have chosen a better example. Grapes are meant to be eaten; it's part of the reproductive cycle of the grape vine.
    Not the momma!

  9. Rival? on Is Big Data Leaving Hadoop Behind? · · Score: 2

    I thought Spark worked from within Hadoop. Is that like using emacs to run vi?

  10. Re:More hoops before travelling through USA on Judge: Warrantless Airport Seizure of Laptop 'Cannot Be Justified' · · Score: 1

    Exporting duel-use technology (accelerometers useful for missile guidance systems) to enemies of the United States (Iran) is far from a victimless crime.

    That's because duel-use technologies are pistols and swords. Sometimes knives and banjos.

  11. Re:Teach the cyborg cockroaches a useful skill on What's the Business Model For Commercializing Cyborgs? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or a cyborg cockroach to go and eradicate the other cockroaches. RAID pesticide company might be interested.

    What better way to kill cockroaches than having a terminator cockroach. And if you network then Worldwide, we could finally eradicate every living cockroach everywhere. And some fly, too! I really don't see any downside to it at all.

    Send it back in time to kill the first cockroach.

  12. Re:It was an app on a WORK-Issued Phone! on Worker Fired For Disabling GPS App That Tracked Her 24 Hours a Day · · Score: 1

    I admit that abject poverty would be very hard to live with, but I've found a nice balance for now: I earn half of what I could with my skills, but in exchange get crazy amounts of PTO and sick time and interesting work for when I'm not taking time off.

  13. Re:It was an app on a WORK-Issued Phone! on Worker Fired For Disabling GPS App That Tracked Her 24 Hours a Day · · Score: 1

    If someone offered you $500k / y 8/5 would you complain if you were required to do 24/7 support?

    I would. My time away from work is priceless. If I make hundreds of dollars an hour, but have no time to myself to enjoy it, what's the point? I'd rather make $0 and be a free bum.

  14. Chicken or egg syndrome on World Health Organization Has New Rules For Avoiding Offensive Names · · Score: 2

    Will this help, or will "acute respiratory syndrome" become the new offensive term?

  15. Obligatory Dilbert on Apple Watch Hack Adds a Browser For Your Wrist · · Score: 4, Funny
  16. Re:burro means donkey on Texas Regulators Crack Down on App-Driven Hauling Service · · Score: 2

    And garage, beef, mutton, RSVP, et al are French words (et al is Latin), except when they're so commonly used in English that they become English. Burro is one of those words, although a case can be made for calling it Spanglish, since it's only commonly used in the southwest.

    "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and riffle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll

  17. Re:The end of the Ebola Outbreak on WHO Declares Liberian Ebola Outbreak Over · · Score: 2

    Yes, that's the joke.

  18. The end of the Ebola Outbreak on WHO Declares Liberian Ebola Outbreak Over · · Score: 5, Funny

    The end of the Ebola Outbreak is in the eye of the beholder.

  19. Installation checklist for Windows in 2020+ on Future Holds Large Updates Instead of Stand-Alone Windows Releases · · Score: 1

    In 2020, installing Windows will include having to download 500GB of patches requiring several reboots. Windows 8.1 currently requires downloading tons of patches, and there is still no service pack for Windows 7, the most widely used version of Windows.

  20. "Do more with less" on Is IT Work Getting More Stressful, Or Is It the Millennials? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Do more with less, and with fewer coworkers with less experience. You have four weeks of paid vacation, but no backup (fewer coworkers, less experience), so if there's a problem, you need to fix it on vacation, so your vacation needs to be a stay-cation." -New corporate management motto.

    morale = morale - 4

  21. Re:FTYF, Submitter on The Medical Bill Mystery · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On an extremely minor scale, I was at a fast food restaurant the other day, and when I asked for a 30oz cup, the guy at the register rung up the 44oz. So I grabbed a 44oz, and he gave me the stink-eye. I wonder how many people he overcharges every day.
    Thankfully there is no "miscellaneous" charge at fast food places, unless you count chicken nuggets.

  22. Re:Really? on Ubuntu 15.04 Received Well By Linux Community · · Score: 1

    When you shutdown the system, the computer turns itself off immediately. That happens because systemD performs a hard shutdown of all the applications and services.

    Well, I do not want to have data corruption just because the new "standard" according to systemD is send a kill -9 to all the applications.

    Anyone non-anonymous willing to verify this?

  23. Re:Guinea Pigs: Microsoft Call Apple on Microsoft: No More 'Patch Tuesday' For Windows 10 Home Users · · Score: 1

    Looks like the Apple Watch is burning people, literally

    According to the manual, you're supposed to apply thermal grease and a heat pipe to your wrist before wearing the watch.

  24. Re:Interesting on Microsoft: No More 'Patch Tuesday' For Windows 10 Home Users · · Score: 1

    It's interesting how this habit by Microsoft has become embedded in the IT operations of many companies.

    I always thought it was the IT operations of many big companies that precipitated "Patch Tuesday"

  25. Nearly 100% fracking chemical on Recent Paper Shows Fracking Chemicals In Drinking Water, Industry Attacks It · · Score: 1

    The "water" was found to consist of nearly 100% of the fracking material, dihydrogen monoxide.