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  1. I don't recognize her on Algorithms Can Make You Pretty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't look like the same person anymore, but a completely different person with a different face while keeping the same hair and clothes.

  2. Re:Whoa on Ex AT&T Tech Says NSA Monitors All Web Traffic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why did you think the room is locked?

  3. Well... on Interstellar Dust Could Be "Alive" · · Score: 1

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

  4. Re:Now, why would there be... on Is Your GPS Naive? · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the point of the "terrorist attack" code. Terrorists use it to create havoc, panic and destruction.

  5. Re:Isnt this called Cron ? on The Completely Fair Scheduler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just throw this into the kernel and we are good to go.

  6. In tomorrow's news... on Canada's Wayne Crookes Sues the Net · · Score: 5, Funny

    247 lawsuits filed against a Mr. Anonymous Coward for postings causing "immense amounts of frustration and emotional distress".

  7. Re:Query on Boston Bans Boing Boing From City Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there are places where it's more like 40-60.

    Besides, it's only hilarious until the incompetency hits you in the face.

  8. Re:The're missing allright on Brown Dwarf Stars May Be Missing Cosmic Link · · Score: 2, Funny

    Which means that you are either Irish or play too much World of Warcraft.

  9. Re:20 journalists have died in Russia on Russia's Floating Nuclear Plants Under Fire From Greens · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, yes. The greens will not accept being murdered by anything as environmentally unfriendly as Polonium-210, thank you very much.

  10. Wobbly windows to the rescue! on Laptops And Flat Panels Now Vulnerable to Van Eck Methods · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this is what all those fancy 3D desktops are good for. Just set wobbliness and fuzzy effects to max and no one will be able to make sense of what is going on on your screen (including you - trust no one).

  11. Re:It wasn't thirty years ago... on Tatooine's Double-Sunset a Common Sight · · Score: 1

    I beg to differ, for the majority of Slashdot readers the 70s were a long long time ago.

  12. Re:For once "education" is in fact needed on Berners-Lee Speaks Out Against DRM, Advocates Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Yes, let us put young people in jail for listening to music that they wouldn't have bought anyway. That must surely teach them to respect the righteousness of the law.

  13. Re:Intriguing. on Microsoft Apologizes for Serving Malware · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just stop injecting medkits you find lying around in some random alley and you will be fine.

  14. *Gasp* on Captain Copyright Expires · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who will now protect us from the evil Dr. Copyleft?!

  15. Urgh! on Researchers Developing Single-Pixel Camera · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look how many MegaMirrors my new camera has!

  16. Would this even be news without Ted Stevens? on "Series of Tubes" Metaphor Implemented · · Score: 1

    This company makes a metaphor about tubes, and suddenly it is news as if Ted Stevens' assertion might perhaps have been correct all along. But a user interface metaphor including tubes doesn't mean the internet is a series of them.

    In fact, I have an application where I drop files onto a duck (Cyberduck widget for Mac OS X), with the result that they are transferred to someplace else, but still the internet is not a series of ducks (I hope).

  17. Burn baby, burn on Global Warming Only a Theory, Says School Board · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn't in the DVD. Global warming, hello?!
  18. Re:Shill bidding on Been Robbed Recently? Check Ebay · · Score: 1

    It was a joke (and apparently a bad one).

  19. Shill bidding on Been Robbed Recently? Check Ebay · · Score: 4, Funny
    From TFA:

    "Unbelievable as it seems, he was in the bidding to buy his own stolen GPS,'' Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice said. From ebay.com:

    Shill bidding is when a seller - or someone associated with a seller - bids on that seller's own item. These bids artificially increase the price or desirability of the item, and damage buyers' faith in the integrity and fairness of the marketplace. Shill Bidding is not allowed on eBay.
  20. Re:what use? on 10 Web Operating Systems Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ever heard of those computers that come pre-loaded with a ROM containing only Microsoft Bob and a web browser?

    Well... me neither, but it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

  21. Re:"Way behind"? on Vista the End of An Era? · · Score: 1

    It means that they have fewer tubes.

  22. C'mon on Do You Own Your Native Language? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is the very essence of human civilization? What is our culture? I would say that the spoken and written language is at the very heart of things, if not the most important aspect. As such it should be free for anyone to use for any purpose.

    Sure, small tribe stand up against the shade business practitioners that is Microsoft. You really *want* to be on the side of the tribe, but this time I think they are wrong. Besides, I don't think they would really care if someone else used their language, someone who doesn't have a boatload of money that is.

  23. Re:Can nature save itself from Heat Death? No. on What Earth Without People Would Look Like · · Score: 1

    Well, the dinosaurs appeared about 230 million years ago, primates some 60 million years ago. I would say 5 billion years are plenty of time for a new space faring species to evolve.

  24. Re:1020 Petabytes? on Ext4 Filesystem Enters Experimental Kernel Tree · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, that depends on what your expectations for the future are. I don't think it is impossible that demands on multimedia will reach high enough sometime. Let us as an example consider a movie file from the Future (tm). Given better and bigger screens (perhaps covering whole walls) a frame dimension of 3000 x 2000 pixels is not inconceivable. Each pixel might consist of three RGB values of 16 bits each. Such a movie, if two hours long and running with 25 frames / second, would require about 6.5 TB in raw format.

    framedimensions = 3000 x 2000
    framebytes = framedimensions x 6
    moviebytes = framebytes x 25 x 60 x 120

    moviebytes / 10^12 ~= 6.5

  25. Re:1020 Petabytes? on Ext4 Filesystem Enters Experimental Kernel Tree · · Score: 1

    So the solution is to limit the storage capacity of computers, to ease the work of keeping data organized? Wow, why didn't anyone think of that when we had 500 MB hard disks? Organizing data would be a breeze for us now; but no, instead we are stuck with our large capacity systems.