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  1. Re:You want some ideas? on EU Says MS Must Offer Other Browsers; Now What? · · Score: 1

    Bill Nigh kicks Chuck Norris' ass before breakfast

    The science guy?

  2. Re:'Never really been a huge Star Trek fan.' on First Trek Film Footage Unveiled · · Score: 1

    I hear the final seasons [of DS9] sucked.

    Heresy. The final seasons of DS9 are among the best of Star Trek.

  3. Re:thinking about it on Mythic GM Talks Warhammer Launch, Banning Gold Sellers · · Score: 1

    Blizzard is somewhat notorious for.. shall we say.. liberally borrowing concepts from the Warhammer universe.

    True, but it's not quite as simple as that. Warcraft 1 was originally going to be a Warhammer game. The deal fell through most of the way through development (for whatever reason), and Blizzard ended up just changing a few things enough to avoid a lawsuit, renaming it, and releasing the game anyway. That's why the universes look so similar - Warcraft literally started out *as* Warhammer.

    Whether this justifies any "liberal borrowing" or not is left as an exercise for the reader. But it's not as straightforward as Blizzard saying "Hey, let's rip off Warhammer!" :p

  4. Re:Only 20%?? on One In Five Employers Scan Applicants' Web Lives · · Score: 1

    You can also untag yourself from a given picture, and can't be retagged unless you do it yourself.

  5. Re:RACIST! on Researchers Find Racial Bias In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 2, Funny

    one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater....

    You know, as a kid I always thought of it as a monster with one eye, one horn, flew, and ate purple people.

  6. Re:Canada is a democracy on Canadians Battling Proposed Canadian DMCA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The current ruling party, for example, is only about 20 years old.

    I think by "20" you mean "5".

  7. Re:A working cache on What Do You Want On Future Browsers? · · Score: 1

    What takes so *ing long to repaint the previous screen that was displayed less than five seconds ago and so is (hopefully!) still in the browser's cache??

    Yes. This is something that drives me crazy every time I use a browser that isn't Opera. Opera's back/forward is fast. Firefox always feels sluggish and IE, of course, is just interminable.

  8. Re:I'm not worried, because... on Unreal Creator Proclaims PCs are Not For Gaming · · Score: 1

    Hey, for a standard of comparison, I was just checking out a freakin' LAPTOP for $850 cdn, intel core 2 duo, 2 gigs ram, and a NVIDA 8600 video card, for $850.

    Compare that to a PS3 for $600 bucks, considering how much more you can do with the pc laptop than you can with the PS3, and, well, you see where I'm going, right

    And if you're going to make that comparison, be sure to count the cost of your TV with the PS3.
  9. Re:Forgot one on The Curious Histories of Generic Domain Names · · Score: 1

    Shit. Reading the article I kept thinking to myself "Well, at least there will always be jesus.com." Turns out that's not the case. I am sad now.

  10. Re:Fundamental flaw in signature based AVs on AntiVirus Products Fail to Find Simple IE Malware · · Score: 1

    recompiling with minor code changes will slip most viri/trojans

    Good work. You've got the first step of dropping the double 'i', now all you've got to do is move on to using an actual word like 'viruses'. Congrats! :D

  11. Re:Ok on Adding Capsaicin Improves Anesthetic Treatment · · Score: 1

    "Oh boy! Modern medicine can ease my pain... with FLAMING HOT NUCLEAR CODE RED WING SAUCE" followed by "GOOD LORD I'M NEVER SHITTING AGAIN."

    Followed closely again by "OH FUCK I'M SHITTING AGAIN."

  12. Re:The question on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    It's a lot easer to know you've made the right choice when you've tried a few of the other options.

    A couple of years ago, after I had recently broken up with a longtime girlfriend, my grandfather was on the phone in an attempt to console me (which was unnecessary anyway, since I was quite happy to be out of the relationship).

    "Well, LoveGoblin, there are plenty of fish in the sea."
    "Yeah, I know, grandpa. And how will I know which one I like unless I've tried them all?"

  13. Re:Wasted chance on Fox News' FTP Password Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but in the case of the chemical weapons: even if they had still been there, they would have expired. Those things have a limited shelf life, and would have turned to mostly-harmless sludge by the time of the invasion in any case.

  14. Re:Teleport? on Breakthrough Brings Star Trek Transporter Closer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hah. I read that as "No red-shifted crewman were harmed" and thought "Well, they would be moving pretty fast..."

  15. Re:Let me tell you a story... on Microsoft's SUSE Coupons Have No Expiry Date · · Score: 1
    Don't forget:

    Groklaw is also covering the story in it's inimitable way."
  16. Re:Well, then on Disney Says, You WILL Watch the Ads · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and plundered his booty?
    I hope he at least bought him dinner first.
  17. Re:School Day == Work Day? on RIAA Wants Student Deposed On School Day · · Score: 4, Informative

    They are either evil or ignorant, in my opinion.
    These are not mutually exclusive.
  18. Re:WWJD? on The Fine Art of 'Boss Science' · · Score: 1

    So that's what that stands for! I always thought it was World Wide Judo Dorks.

  19. Re:All in how you look at it... on ICANN Wants Immunity · · Score: 1

    If by "waste," you mean "transfer to our campaign donors," ...

    You say tomato.

  20. Re:Treadmill vs road on Astronaut to Run the Boston Marathon From Space · · Score: 1

    I still spend a great deal of time looking around, still in 'vigilant mode'

    Reading that as "vigilante mode", I couldn't help but think "Jesus, just what kind of gym do you go to?! ...and where can I sign up?"

  21. Re:First to say? on USPS Announces Star Wars Stamp Set · · Score: 1

    I hope I'm the first to say... That I'm happy that I can finally lick a wookie.

    Given the type of people that haunt the Internet...I doubt it.

  22. Re:God's Legal Team on Jack Thompson Responds to Take Two Suit · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, I think Jack should move to Topeka with Fred. With the two of them together, I think we can justify the use of nuclear weapons on American citizens. Just two of them.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  23. Re:Ignore 'em on Crazy Non-Compete Contracts? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, those people who wear costumes can be a real bitch to work with.

    But the hilarity makes it all worthwhile.

  24. Re:Why not just fudge the timezones permanently? on Microsoft Takes a 'Patch Tuesday' Break · · Score: 1

    Because you share them with Canada, and we really need the spring-forward/fall-back.

    Saskatchewan seems to do just fine.

  25. Re:It's Global Warming! on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    Some species of beatle is eating the redwoods.

    It shouldn't be hard to figure out which species...there are only four.