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  1. Re:Children have little fingers on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 2, Funny
    You know the old joke about how you owe me a cup of coffee because your comment made me laugh and my coffee spewed out my nose?

    You owe me a slice of pizza.

  2. Re:yummy on Colossal Squid Landed Intact In Antarctica · · Score: 1

    Was he referring to size or taste ?
    Texture.
  3. Re:Geez... are people really that malleable? on Blackberry Owners Chained to Work · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you also get paid by the ellipsis?

  4. Re:Big Deal on 65% of Americans Spend More Time With Their PC Than SO · · Score: 3, Funny
    It has the added benefit of keeping my dangly bits from rubbing all over the inside of my pants.
    Unfortunately, they also keep your dangly bits from rubbing all over the inside of her pants.
  5. Re:A new Wing Commander game on Sequels We'd All Like To See · · Score: 1
    Agreed. And we're not alone: check out the Wing Commander Saga. It's a (so far incomplete) fan-made Wing Commander game using an updated version of the Freespace 2 engine.

    The space sim isn't dead - you just need to know where to look. :)

  6. Re:Save me from my internets on Fighting Porn Vs. Ruining Innocent Lives · · Score: 3, Funny
    Always stick to granny porn; you're flying safe there.

    "Ah,' said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of.'

  7. Re:Fantastic! on Neal Stephenson's "Diamond Age" To Be Miniseries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, never happen. If The Diamond Age suddenly gets an ending, then all his other books are gonna want one, too.

  8. Re:It's not bad, really. on Adult Film Industry Moving To HD DVD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I don't particularly enjoy a woman's hairy legs, either. Besides, I don't want to go down on a gorilla salad.

  9. Re:Cost for supporting people is high. on NASA Unveils Strategy for Return to the Moon · · Score: 1
    The space program has been responsible for a lot of useful technology that has made it into the civilian world (tempura and velco spring immediately to mind...

    Tempura? Really?

  10. Re:Wrong for a college, but right for a trade scho on Indian College Students Face Bleak Prospects · · Score: 1
    Making them acquire thousands of dollars in debt and years of wasted 'education' that they won't use first, helps no one.

    Except the people collecting the interest.

  11. Re:It has to be said on Pyramid Stones Were Poured, Not Quarried · · Score: 1

    That depends. How many wheelbarrows do I have?

  12. Re:History of Violence on MPAA Kills California Anti-Pretexting Bill · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, I'm talking to you, Angelina Jolie.
    Yeah, as if she reads Slashdot!

    You mean I've been hanging around here this whole time for NOTHING?!

  13. Re:Or rather, how much can they get away with... on RIAA Subpoenas Neighbor's Son, Calls His Employer · · Score: 1
    How's he going to beat the RIAA in court for that when they've already got billions of dollars worth of lawyers aimed at his family?

    Those billions of dollars of lawyers cost money.

    Not just money - but billions of dollars, I'm guessing.

  14. Re:ONLY 1% Porn? on Internet Only 1% Porn · · Score: 4, Funny
    If it cheers you up, I find this thread difficult to masturbate to.

    I can't help but notice that you said "difficult" and not "impossible."

  15. Re:billions at stake on The Importance of OS Backwards Compatibility · · Score: 1
    >While MS is still the 800-lb Guerrilla
    Please tell me you meant gorilla?

    Nope. His mental image of Microsoft is a fat man in the jungle setting booby traps. Which I suppose isn't entirely inaccurate.

  16. Re:I don't think this matters. on How Your Game Voting Turned Out · · Score: 2, Funny
    Once in office, these politicians could care less.

    No they couldn't. :P

  17. Re:tell your girl... on Moore's Law For Razor Blades? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, as The Onion put it in "Prom Tips" or somesuch (years ago): "Be sure to shave, because no one wants to go down on a gorilla."

  18. Delayed XP SP3? on Windows XP SP3 Postponed Until 2008 · · Score: 0

    Aw, man! Vista's never gonna come out!

  19. Re:Trying to block spam is like... on Email Servers Will Choke, Says Spamhaus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ok, so let's make being stupid illegal.
    But what would happen to Slashdot?!

    /oblig

  20. Re:Gaiman solo since Sandman on Neil Gaiman Talks To John Dvorak · · Score: 1
    Well, I disagree (I've really enjoyed his books), but you should definitely check out Smoke and Mirrors. It's a collection of Gaiman's short stories. Highly recommended.

    I think someone else in this discussion mentioned Good Omens, the book he wrote with Terry Pratchett. That one's been one of my favourites for a long time.

  21. Re:Gratitude on The Man Who Literally Saved the World · · Score: 1

    Oh man. For a second there I was expecting that to end in . Yikes.

  22. Re:Wouldn't put too much stock into this stuff... on Dealing with Posture Problems? · · Score: 1
    Got me a buckler-spring keyboard and an interesting chair to sit in and never looked back.

    An interesting chair? Was your RSI caused by your ass getting bored? :)

  23. Re:Real programmers are real people too on Consumer Electronics Causing 'Death of Childhood'? · · Score: 1

    I think the "Let's All Get A Fucking Grip" Society is one of the best ideas I've heard in a long time. And judging from the other comments, I suspect I'm not alone. :)

  24. Re:Leave it to apple! on Blue Screen of Death for Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    It did, but they took it out.

  25. Re:Gattaca on Stem Cells Generated From Adult Cells · · Score: 1

    Easy there, big chucker. Pretty standard practice for these academic journals, isn't it? That you have to subscribe to read the articles? Printing journals doesn't pay for itself, you know. Take a trip to a university library - they'll have a subscription. Hell, they'll probably even let you read a copy. ;)