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  1. Re:It never ceases to amaze me on Windows Phone 7 Update Jams Some Phones · · Score: 3, Funny

    I administer around 50 Windows computers and never have updates break anything.

    Congrats on the new job! After you've been doing it for a few years you too will have windows update horror stories to tell.

  2. Re:BST on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    I agree with you 100%. Unfortunately, it does seem that many people are overwhelmed by our modern society, which I think partially explains the prevalence of people who prefer fairy tales and hate being told the truth (i.e. dogmatic ideologists of whatever stripe).

  3. Re:BST on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    Pro-tip: The above post is true, not troll.

    ****shuffles away muttering about all the digg and fark dinguses infesting slashdot****

  4. Re:Moot on Can Android Without Dalvik Avoid Oracle's Wrath? · · Score: 2

    In what universe is that not enough?

    Today's universe?

    When I first started college, I pieced together a system with a Pentium III, half a gig of RAM, and a GeForce 2.

    I think the point is you wouldn't find that setup very usable today because modern software is more resource-hungry. Back in my day a 68k processor running at 8MHz with 4MB of RAM was the Hot Stuff, and a 250MB HDD was [trump]*huuuge*[/trump].

  5. Re:Moot on Can Android Without Dalvik Avoid Oracle's Wrath? · · Score: 1

    It's a common trick OEMs and manufacturers have used for years. The idea behind these announcements (such as "WebOS everywhere") is not to preview coming technology, rather it's about putting the squeeze on microsoft for a more lucrative volumes license deal.

  6. Re:This is why I don't use facebook on Employer Demands Facebook Login From Job Applicants · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wouldn't be so sure. He sounds a lot like the last guy who hired me.

  7. Re:64%? on Chrome 10 Beta Boosts JavaScript Speed By 64% · · Score: 1

    Mr Slowski, I presume?

  8. Re:So remind me again... on New Android Malware Robs Bandwidth For Fake Searches · · Score: 0

    No, I'm asking about the herd of malware you said kin git one hundred dollerrs per person. C'mon, you have a whole herd of 'em, sell me one!

  9. Re:So remind me again... on New Android Malware Robs Bandwidth For Fake Searches · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah? Where'd ya git that there herd? I might want to pick one up fer mahsayelf.

  10. Re:So remind me again... on New Android Malware Robs Bandwidth For Fake Searches · · Score: 2

    As I said, it appears to be high enough. Anyone can put together malware for android and get it distributed with no investment other than the time and effort it takes. To put an app in Apple's store is not only not free, it's also not a sure thing your app will be approved. And finally, there is no money in Android, whereas quite a number of people do make a living developing iOS apps.

    Of course, the fact that there is very little malware for iOS and tons of it for Android tends to confirm it as well. Personally, I love Linux and think it's a damned shame that Android becomes the first widely-distributed, mainstream version, because it's really a crappy OS security-wise.

  11. Re:He's probably dying on Steve Jobs Health Worries Escalate · · Score: 1

    This terminator.

  12. Re:So remind me again... on New Android Malware Robs Bandwidth For Fake Searches · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you're a registered iOS dev you have a CC on file with Apple. Doesn't make it impossible for malware authors, but it appears to raise the bar enough. No-one wants to pay Apple just to end up banned for shenanigans.
    I still feel my Blackberry is the best device for security, but then we're pretty much all forced to use relatively insecure networks so maybe it's not the biggest deal.

  13. Re:He's probably dying on Steve Jobs Health Worries Escalate · · Score: 1

    Terminal's good, but I like terminator, myself. Works on every OS and has a killer set of features!

  14. Re:This may be a crazy idea on Proposed Standard Would Address Video Buffering · · Score: 2

    Howsabout this: Provide more bandwidth than a Dixie cup on a string

    See, now that's just insul;ting and uncalled for. They reached the level of Pringle's-can-with-piano-wire, far surpassing the old Dixie-cup-on-a-string model nearly 18 months ago. Credit where credit is due, please...

  15. Re: Wow, you really should have on Proposed Standard Would Address Video Buffering · · Score: 1

    that checked out. Your brain may be broken or something; mine parses multiple lines of text just fine.

  16. Re:And this is why... on Recent HP Laptops Shipped CPU-Choking Wi-Fi Driver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's pretty funny, but I imagine the idea would be to be able to restore to original in case of needing support or warranty work. Probably a pretty good idea, actually.

  17. Re:HP is the worst on Recent HP Laptops Shipped CPU-Choking Wi-Fi Driver · · Score: 2

    So to paraphrase, "If you don't like the bloatware there's always the option to sacrifice functionality"? I'll just use hplip, thanks. :)

  18. Re:HP is the worst on Recent HP Laptops Shipped CPU-Choking Wi-Fi Driver · · Score: 4, Informative

    They're pretty bad. But I'm glad to have the officejets, they do work flawlessly with hplip in *nix. The printers themselves are quite good, but those windows drivers just ruin it -- if I were a windows user I'd avoid HP like the plague. Maybe HP should just start refining hplip instead of shipping that bloatware.

  19. Re:Bad things COULD happen. on Infertility Could Impede Human Space Colonization · · Score: -1, Troll

    There's still one simple option: frozen embryos.

    Yes -- with butter -- betcha can't eat just one!

  20. Re:Senior anons? on Anonymous Claims Possession of Stuxnet Worm · · Score: 1

    The internet is one large glass house, Mr JordanL. :)

  21. Re:Mac Spotlight on File Organization — How Do You Do It In 2011? · · Score: 0

    The Spotlight db gets corrupted. Read this.

  22. Re:Directories on File Organization — How Do You Do It In 2011? · · Score: 0

    Same here. A logical, well-maintained hierarchical system is pretty hard to beat, assuming a knowledgeable and capable user, of course. I've known a lot of people though who can barely remember their own zip code, so I also understand the clamor for bloaty db-driven solutions. In OS X it didn't take me long to find how to kill Spotlight. Nice feature, Spotlight -- for people with nothing to do and all day to do it. I find it an awful lot easier to just pay attention to where I put things in the first place. :)

  23. Re:How badly were they punished? on The Dirty Little Secrets of Search · · Score: 0

    Ok I'm not done -- how stupid, petty, mean, and childish does a person have to be to criticize someone based on the idea that when that person created their post, they hoped to be modded up for it? OMG, what kind of a monster does it take to post, wishing to be modded up?!

    People with attitudes like yours, theskipper (461997), are one huge fucking problem in society today. Take that moronic, childish, envious, nesty, stupid little attitude of yours and just fuck the fuck right off.

  24. Re:How badly were they punished? on The Dirty Little Secrets of Search · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    IOW you're so confident that no-one will RTFA you feel lying is just fine and will work out for you. Trouble is, there'll always be someone who knows you're a liar...

    Pro-tip: Slashdot karma has no value IRL to anyone not promoting something. Use of the term "karma whore" to describe someone performing a public service is pure asshattery.

  25. Re:Senior anons? on Anonymous Claims Possession of Stuxnet Worm · · Score: 0

    You do not speak for the "rest of the world".

    No, but I do observe and report pretty well. You, OTOH, are probably caught up in imagining yourself somehow "important" because you can click on some link provided by a group of script kiddies and "stick it to the man". Too bad the effort results in mere vandalism, achieving nothing but making a minor nuisance of yourself.