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Steve Jobs Health Worries Escalate

PolygamousRanchKid writes with this sad snippet from the San Francisco Chronicle: "We all know that Steve Jobs is sick. What's not known is how sick he is, and that's worrying investors of Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) this morning, as well as everyone else. Jobs did have pancreatic cancer a few years ago, but he had a transplant and was able to come back to work. Last time, he gave some kind of time frame for returning to work. This time, he did not. Supposedly the National Enquirer is set to run pictures of Jobs with him looking frail and gaunt. Jobs was spotted leaving the Stanford Cancer Center in Palo Alto, California, according to RadarOnline.com."

520 comments

  1. who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    who cares? let the man live his own life

    1. Re:who cares by Tanktalus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not sure why this is marked troll. Seriously, let's keep peoples' private lives private, and only publicise public aspects of their lives.

    2. Re:who cares by blair1q · · Score: 0

      He resigned a couple of weeks ago.

      Surprised he hasn't just packed up his doctor and his family and absconded to an island to get away from the mouth-breathers who own a few shares of a company he built, then rebuilt, who think they own him too.

    3. Re:who cares by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I sold my shares at $19. And have forgotten how to breathe.

      *sigh*

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    4. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that shareholders of two (or 10,000) shares of HP wouldn't really care what happens to the CEO when he resigns/retires.

      This is a man who's almost become mythical whose works are hyper-analyzed every time they're released. Sorry, but if you want to enjoy the large profit margins that come from that kind of mystique, you have to accept that people are going to analyze you when you may not wish to be looked at.

      I don't agree with it, but I don't see how you can have one without the other.

    5. Re:who cares by bonch · · Score: 1

      He didn't resign.

    6. Re:who cares by KhabaLox · · Score: 2

      Stockholders. Jobs, love him or hate him, is more important to Apple than probably any CEO has been to his/her respective company ever.

      The company has a duty to be forthcoming about their knowledge of his health, and what that means for the future profitability of Apple. If he wanted privacy, he shouldn't have filed an IPO.

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    7. Re:who cares by DurendalMac · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Mouth breather"? The guy took a company that was less than a year from bankruptcy and turned it into a ludicrously profitable empire with the second largest market cap in the US and $6 billion in profits last quarter. If Jobs is a "mouth breather" then everyone on /. is a fucking drooling retard with a bike helmet and a padded room.

    8. Re:who cares by blair1q · · Score: 0

      Okay. He's spending a year dead for tax purposes. He's not running things.

    9. Re:who cares by crymeph0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even a healthy Steve Jobs could get hit by a bus tomorrow. If you find yourself needing to know the health details of a particular individual before buying a stock, you shouldn't be looking at that stock in the first place. It is not healthy for a company as large as Apple to be dependent on a single man. Mind you, I bet Apple has plenty of excellent designers, and will actually survive the eventual demise of Steve Jobs, whether it's tonight or 1000 years from now, but the reality distortion field around Jobs seems to make otherwise reasonable people forget very basic rules of investing and value.

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    10. Re:who cares by Luckyo · · Score: 0

      When you're essentially a self-declared God with your own religion and following, living a private life is troublesome.

    11. Re:who cares by Stregano · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when he turns himself into a posterboy for Apple, he becomes a celebrity. I don't know if you know this, but Apple is pretty big now-a-days. If he is the face of it, well, let's just say he has successfully hit celebrity status whether he likes it or not, whether you like it or not, and whether I like it or not.

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    12. Re:who cares by ynp7 · · Score: 1

      I reckon that the Apple cult is going to make up stories about Steve's body being lifted into the heavens after he eventually dies? Not that I'm wishing him dead any time soon, I hope he lives a long time and just never returns to work. He's done enough damage to personal computing for one lifetime. He should beat this cancer thing or whatever and go relax by the pool.

    13. Re:who cares by dzfoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      You know, "self-declared" means that he has declared himself a god. As far I know he has not done so.

                -dZ.

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    14. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm not sure why this is marked troll.

      Because the guy is an AC. Since some time, there's a fashion here of doing shooting practice at ACs.

    15. Re:who cares by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      who cares?

      The shareholders of his publicly-traded personality cult care.

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    16. Re:who cares by blunte · · Score: 1

      That's a nice idea, but since the US practically revolves around the stock market, Steve Jobs' health is of utmost concern to "the powers that be".

      If our economy wasn't so utterly leveraged against play money, the man could have some peace. Not "The Man", mind you, but the man. And hell, "The People" could have better peace too I'm sure.

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    17. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He declared himself god? That's neat. Normally that kind of thing doesn't go over very well in the press. I guess the journalistic chops of Luckyo has scooped everyone.

      Just because people like the stuff his company produces, doesn't make them religious. It might make them picky bastards, but not religious.

    18. Re:who cares by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because unlike with other CxOs Steve Jobs has purposely built a cult of personality around him that will seriously affect the stock. A good example of the difference is MSFT, where if you ask the average Joe they still think Gates runs the thing. If Ballmer was hit by a car tomorrow nobody outside the tech world would take much notice and it is doubtful that the stock would take a nosedive.

      Now compare that to Jobs where we HAVE seen the stock take a serious hit just from a phony death rumor. IMHO Steve Jobs has failed Apple by not pushing a successor the second he came back from the transplant. he should have been grooming his successor from day one and pushing them beside him in the spotlight wherever possible. instead you have had Steve take front and center (typical narcissist behavior) the SECOND he was able to get back to work and all talks about successors went the way of the Newton.

      So honestly Steve deserves no privacy because he brought it upon himself by making himself the center of the Apple universe and not doing anything to stop the "cult of Steve" hell if anything he pumped it up. So just like any other business where rightly or wrongly success if believed to hinge on a key component or player, so too does Steve's health affect the bottom line and the shareholders have a right to know. If Steve didn't want it to be this way he could have been sharing the spotlight and grooming his replacement, but I guess Steve doesn't do well with sharing.

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    19. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Is he receiving care under Obamacare? He's getting up there in age so the death panel will rule he's not eligible for extraordinary treatment.

    20. Re:who cares by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

      From my understanding about the history of Apple, Steve Jobs IS Apple. Without Jobs, there would be no Apple. It's hard to groom a successor when the whole company runs around a single person as opposed to a board of directors with voting power, a corporate mission, etc.

    21. Re:who cares by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 1

      The Beetles once said that they were bigger than Jesus and they got excellent pre--- oh wait... Never mind... I always feel bad for jobs. I bet you anything he hates Apple and wants to leave that place but he's chained there like a dog.

    22. Re:who cares by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 1

      The problem with Apple is that Steve Jobs is like that one guy that people will love and follow his words. If he says this phone is revolutionary when it isn't, people will buy it. If he says this tablet is innovative and is the future of all mankind, people will bite and get it. Heck, I remember a few years ago, the "grand" announcement at the yearly Apple Convention was something insanely stupid like a $100 case or something but people loved it anyways. Apple doesn't make bad products and they certainly appeal to a specific group of individuals, but in reality Apple doesn't have what Microsoft has and it certainly can't compete against Linux RHE kind of distros.

      So in the end of it all... Apple is relying mostly on the one man that they fired long ago. This is ironic and if Jobs dies and Apple goes along with him, then I'll be obviously sad that Jobs will have died but I'll be happy for Steve that Apple got what they deserved after what they did to him. He's basically being used and he's known this since he got hired again back in was it 2002?

    23. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Beetles once said that they were bigger than Jesus

      More accurately, John Lennon (of The Beatles), said they were "more popular right now," not bigger. That's a comment on people, not on themselves.

    24. Re:who cares by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The iPhone revolutionized the phone business. The iPad revolutionized the tablet market. You may or may not like them as products, but that much is incontrovertibly true.

    25. Re:who cares by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      The guy is a high-profile "celebrity", so the media will follow him around just like they do any other celebrity.

      "It comes with the job" is all I'm saying.

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    26. Re:who cares by zmughal · · Score: 1

      Being used? Funny how things come around. Jobs has always been the business mind that was willing to basically screw over Woz the engineer back when Woz designed the Breakout game board for Atari. [Link]

    27. Re:who cares by defaria · · Score: 1

      Jobs is not a private person. What he does effects Apple big time. As such, his private life is public business.

    28. Re:who cares by tyrione · · Score: 1

      When you're essentially a self-declared God with your own religion and following, living a private life is troublesome.

      Steve has never advertised himself so vainly. You have for him. Get a life.

    29. Re:who cares by plover · · Score: 1

      the reality distortion field around Jobs seems to make otherwise reasonable people forget very basic rules of investing and value.

      Spoken like a responsible long-term investor. In other words, someone to be taken advantage of.

      If you were instead to think like a typical short term trader of any sort (day trader, hedge fund manager wielding billions of dollars) things like basic rules of investing or value simply don't matter. When news of the CEO's health can cause a temporary fluctuation in the stock's value, you act quickly to take advantage of the situation. The true worth of the stock or stability of the company doesn't mean anything if you can short 100,000 stocks at $360 in the morning and clean up when they hit $355 in the afternoon. By the time you long-term investors begin to realize what's happening, the vultures have already drained real value from your investments, and punched AAPL's good name in the nose.

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    30. Re:who cares by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      What was the name of the company that has distribution rights to beatles' songs?

      Coincidence or divine providence?

      And dear fanboys/girls, for the love of Steve, fix your sarcasm meters already. I do have a lot of karma to burn, but the tug of war on the grandparent's mods is hilarious.

    31. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, "self-declared" means that he has declared himself a god. As far I know he has not done so.

      -dZ.

      Then you don't know Steve.....

    32. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... If Ballmer was hit by a car tomorrow nobody outside the tech world would take much notice and it is doubtful that the stock would take a nosedive."

      The stock would likely go up considering the crap job he is doing piloting the company

    33. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone deserves privacy and dignity when they are ill, possibly dying.

      Doesn't matter how much he's built a level of circus around himself and Apple, he's just a fucking guy battling serious health issues.

      Heartless prick.

    34. Re:who cares by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The word 'revolutionized' in the sense that you're using it is pure marketing hype.

      Drill down a little further and explain what you mean by the term. You aren't giving us enough to do anything with except stand in awe, or whatever.

    35. Re:who cares by macs4all · · Score: 2

      He's done enough damage to personal computing for one lifetime

      Exactly what DAMAGE has SJ done to "personal computing"?

      Seriously.

    36. Re:who cares by macs4all · · Score: 0

      The Beetles once said that they were bigger than Jesus and they got excellent pre--- oh wait... Never mind... I always feel bad for jobs. I bet you anything he hates Apple and wants to leave that place but he's chained there like a dog.

      Proving you simply don't know shit about SJ.

      He's rich enough that he simply doesn't DO anything he doesn't want to do.

      Jealousy is unbecoming, ya know...

    37. Re:who cares by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Definitely ,I may not like the guy's vision on technology (DRM, closedness, overprice, etc) but I am really sad he is having health issues.

      Poor Steve, in fact, poor anyone who has to fight a daily fight just to feel OK. I myself do something similar, except (fortunately) it is on a minor scale (not cancer!).

      I hope he gets very well soon and can continue to enjoy doing what he most likes.
       

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    38. Re:who cares by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Has he does this purposefully or is he just a control freak?

      I think the public has let their Jobs fascination get the better of them.

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    39. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Ballmer was hit by a car tomorrow nobody outside the tech world would take much notice and it is doubtful that the stock would take a nosedive.

      /quote>

      If anything, the stock would rise.

    40. Re:who cares by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Well, before the iPhone most people considered smartphones to be a pain in the ass when it came to the user interface. The only ones who disagreed were the rabid fanboys trying to explain why their new $700 smartphone was super user friendly by letting you access the browser by just using the special pen to tap "menu", then tap "internet", then tap "connections", then tap "<ProviderName> 3G", then tap "Yes, I want to connect", then tap "exit", then tap "Browser", then tap "Menu", then tap "Go to page", then tap "Enter address manually", then type in the url, then hit "Ok" and wait for three minutes while the dog-slow browser attempted to load the page. And yes, that's pretty much the procedure for using the web on my last Nokia (Symbian) phone. Oh, and once you're done you have to shut down the browser and once again head to "connections" to tell it to disconnect...

      Before the iPhone the vast majority of mobile phones, "smart" or not, had user interfaces that seemed like they were designed by people who had no idea what a user interface is.

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    41. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a silver lining. Hopefully, he got lots of rich fans, who donate on cancer research.
      Otherwise, this is totally irrelevant to me.

    42. Re:who cares by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

      *takes aim*

    43. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve didn't fail apple. Apple failed him. If I was ousted by a glorified sugar water salesman, I'd make damn sure I was indispensable when I returned too.

    44. Re:who cares by eddy_crim · · Score: 1

      who give a crap about where the ideas come from, its ability to execute thats important

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    45. Re:who cares by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 2

      I don't believe you ever had a Symbian phone. For one, they didn't use styluses because they had no touch screens. The method you described may apply to windows mobile, although having used it only on very rare occasions I cannot confirm that. But on Symbian at least you just start the browser, type the address (it implicitly starts with the cursor already on the address field, you just type) or select it from bookmarks and indeed the connection menu pops up with a list of available connections, allowing you to select one and that's pretty much it. You do not need to close the connection manually and I don't think that ever was the case with Symbian.

      That doesn't mean that it wasn't clunky, but you have to remember that they did not use touch screens. What Iphone did was leapfrog Windows Mobile that indeed clung stupidly to the idea that a phone should work the same way as a desktop computer so that people would not need to learn a new interface. There were other manufacturers that had the same idea at the time, such as LG, but Apple executed and marketed it way better. It was not a revolution though, it was an evolution that would have happened without them anyway.

      Apple just delivered the market a swift kick in the pants, as the manufacturers at the time were really trying to drip-feed innovations and segment the market to aberrant extents (such as Sony Ericsson with phones that were marketed for youth, but made them choose between camera or mp3 player, because there was no way that someone into music would like to take good photos), and we all benefited from this.

      But, again, it wasn't a revolution, it was just evolution, although it certainly wasn't marketed as such.

    46. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was replaced by a guy who never sold an ounce of sugared water in his life and the company was so successful when Jobs left because they could focus on selling computers and not gratifying Jobs' enormous ego that Jobs left millions behind him by selling his stock. Fact. Fanbois might not like to admit it but it is true.

    47. Re:who cares by Artifex · · Score: 1

      You know, "self-declared" means that he has declared himself a god. As far I know he has not done so.

                -dZ.

      Then you don't know Steve.....

      [citation needed]

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    48. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, the privately held healthcare insurance company decides that they have spent "enough" on one individual and he should just go and die, otherwise the shareholders will not be amused? Or maybe he paid one monthly term a day late and they stop his treatment immediately? Because that is the system which you are defending. Not even mentioning, would he have been poor, he would not be eligible for any health care whatsoever and would have to go die on his own. Well at least he's not a commie!

    49. Re:who cares by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      True, I did not have a stylus with my Symbian phone, it was menu driven. The model I was thinking about with regards to the procedure (except using the keys for navigation rather than a stylus) was the Nokia 7610 which was very much a Symbian phone. It was extremely clunky (and didn't have 3G support, only GPRS). I chose the route needed to visit a random website on that phone simply because in my mind it stands out as a great example of horrible UI design (the email client on it was similarly screwy with the added benefit of it attempting to download the full contents of all mailboxes when setting up an IMAP account on it). I'm not even going to go into the out of memory errors that would pop up when receiving a call if the phone had been on for too long...

      In my mind the iPhone was still a revolution according to the following definition: "A sudden, vast change in a situation, a discipline, or the way of thinking and behaving.".

      The iPhone forced other manufacturers to actually start caring about the user interface and the user experience. Previously it was mostly a competition of feature lists and replaceable phone shells.

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    50. Re:who cares by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They don't need Jobs, just a 1970s Braun catalogue.

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    51. Re:who cares by gtall · · Score: 1

      Apple's price/earnings hovers around 20. So if there is any froth in the stock, it isn't showing up where you'd expect it to show up, so it would seem otherwise reasonable people are not forgetting the basic rules of investing and value. Maybe you could try some other equally dumb argument.

    52. Re:who cares by MrNiCeGUi · · Score: 1

      Well, all is well if the only thing you could compare the original 2007 Iphone to was a 2004 Nokia model. Now I understand that for you the Iphone was a revolution. For someone who stayed current with the market, it wasn't.

    53. Re:who cares by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Ever watch the movie Idiocracy? Steve just struck when the ground was becoming ever more fertile - or consumers were becoming ever more flock-able.

    54. Re:who cares by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Your forgetting about Woz desiging the Apple 1 during his spare time. Jobs is likely a marketing savant, but without Woz Apple would not have happened in the first place (unless Jobs had found some other engineer to graft onto).

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    55. Re:who cares by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Yes, the 7610 was pretty old but I've had similar experiences with other more recent smartphones, it's just that it was the last "true smartphone" I had myself pre-iPhone and thus the only one with which I could actually remember the bizarre path to take just in order to launch the browser.

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    56. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see what he was wearing? That's right, SEXY TURTLENECKS. He brought it upon himself!

      All that's missing is "he probably enjoyed it anyway".

    57. Re:who cares by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      I hope you die painfully. And soon.

    58. Re:who cares by idlehanz · · Score: 1

      I partially agree and partially disagree.

      Where I agree is that Jobs has created a cult of personality. While he and Apple have been successful to a point, this shows a leadership limitation. Perhaps Jobs has been grooming someone for the job and this will be revealed in due course, but I doubt it. So, yes, investors should be worried. One of the first jobs anyone has, regardless of level, in terms of leadership, is identifying and grooming your succesor. You can't move up unless you can be replaced (of course for those that worry about being replaced or outsourced, yeah, being good at your job helps avoid this).

      Where I disagree is that just because one makes a leadership mistake does not entitle the rest of the world to stick their nose into his private business.

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    59. Re:who cares by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Was this your attitude when Rush Limbaugh's medical record was splashed all over CNN?

    60. Re:who cares by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      I see you don't understand how corporations work. His health will directly influence the direction Apple takes in the future.

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    61. Re:who cares by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      You're looking at the wrong guy. I'm more in line with Rush than Obama. But neither one should have their medical records splashed in public. I'm not a Jobs fan, but he's still a human being and deserves his privacy for things that are not meant to be public, e.g., health, family.

      Things that might need to be made public might include Obama's birth record, to prove his citizenship (damnit, people, OF COURSE he was born in the US, you don't think that's about the first thing the Secret Service is going to check when running for President?). But if someone is suffering due to a stroke, let him be. Though, again, with anyone in power, a temporary reassignment of that power might be in order, but details of the disease/condition do not need to be made public. "Jobs suffered a medical condition, and has withdrawn from day-to-day operations" is already lots of information. No more is needed. Similarly, if the President were to suffer a medical condition, announcing that his VP was taking over temporarily (or permanently if it becomes required) is all that needs to be said. Leave the human being behind the title alone. Seriously.

    62. Re:who cares by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs has purposely built a cult of personality around him

      "Purposely"?! [[citation really, really needed]]

    63. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey

      hey you

      FUCK you

    64. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Ballmer was hit by a car tomorrow nobody outside the tech world would take much notice and it is doubtful that the stock would take a nosedive.

      On the contrary. If Ballmer was hit by a car tomorrow, MSFT stock would probably rally skyhigh.

    65. Re:who cares by crymeph0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the market as a whole was behaving irrationally regarding Steve Jobs' health, only that the people who insist they need to know his private health details to properly value the company are. But, you know, you called me dumb, so I guess that makes you right.

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    66. Re:who cares by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Could you link to a specific model of phone that came out before the iPhone that was comparable?

    67. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One button mouse, almost destroying Apple, delaying the move to Intel because he wanted to use chips that were not used by "real" computer makers, Apple 3 firestarter meant business still cannot take them seriously.

    68. Re:who cares by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Jobs is an ergonomics savant - something severely lacking in today's computer industry. His talent is finding the envelope between what people do do and can do, and enticing users to buy products that are just far enough into the 'can' territory for them to grasp - and appreciate. I could even go as far as to say that it's not just Apple's future on the line in that regard, it's that of the entire computer industry.

      Jobs before was more of a maverick than anything, but through his persistance, all in maintaining his maverick status, he has also become a financial heavywheight. These days, the 'commercial guys' are slow to finance the production of any product that isn't selling already, so Jobs is even more alone in his role. If we really want to have more innovators in the marketplace, the finance guys are going to have to grow a pair and start financing projects that benifit the user experience before all, not just sales.

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    69. Re:who cares by macs4all · · Score: 0

      One button mouse, almost destroying Apple, delaying the move to Intel because he wanted to use chips that were not used by "real" computer makers, Apple 3 firestarter meant business still cannot take them seriously.

      Let's take these in order:

      One button mouse: First off, remember, this was 1981-83, when these decisions were made. Nearly no one in the regular population (and even most computer "experts") even knows what a computer "mouse" is at that time. Jef Raskin wanted a multi-button (up to FIVE) mouse. SJ did not. And at the time, Xerox PARC (I think), or maybe it was M.I.T., had conducted "usability" studies that showed, hands down (or mouse-buttons-down) that a one-button mouse was far easier for MOST people to learn. So, the one-button mouse was decided upon on the LISA, and then adopted on the Mac. See this article for some mouse history. However, that was then. So, that's why, ever since MacOS 8.6 (1999) Macs have directly supported two button (and now more-button) mice, and MacOS has actually supported "contextual menus" with a Ctrl-Click since MacOS 8.0 (1997). This very informed article might clear up any misconceptions about the advisability (still!) of a one-button mouse, and the Mac's support of same. That's why Apple's OWN multi-button mice (I think up to 5 buttons are definable) still default to acting like a one-button mouse. Because, for MOST people, it IS the better choice. Even now. But, this is one tired meme. Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. Oh, and BTW, according to the Wikipedia article cited above, Microsoft really didn't start supporting a second mouse button until the release of WIndows '95. So, considering that Apple added contextual menus only two years later, and full two-button support two years after that, Apple wasn't nearly as late to the "right-click" party as the haters make them out to be.

      Now, shall we start naming the Apple "industry FIRSTS"??? Of course not; the list is far too long...

      Almost Destroying Apple: Um, I think you have Jobs confused with Sculley, who nearly killed Apple by LICENSING MacOS to third parties (at the urging of BILL GATES!), and signing a technology agreement with Microsoft to allow them to basically steal Apple's superior GUI code (and even THEN, WIndows 95 SUUUCKED compared to MacOS). See here, and here. However, thanks for trying. And I don't think anyone who is not purely delusional would characterize Apple's performance since Jobs' return as anything other than "phenomenal".

      Delaying the move to Intel: Hmmm, I wonder who's decision it was to keep an INTEL version of OS X (and all the core "iLife" apps, etc.) up-to-date from 1999 (going back to Rhapsody/NeXTStep/Mac OS X Server 1.0) to 2005 (when the move to Intel was announced). Jobs had been REPEATEDLY promised two things from IBM: The first one was a G5 CPU running at 3.0GHz "real soon now"; and the second was a low-power G5 to put in a laptop. But IBM let him down. Repeatedly. And so, after it was patently obvious that IBM wasn't coming through (because they were too busy chasing the Cell CPU), Jobs (along with the Board of Directors!) made a pretty painful decision to make a HUGE platform change. And, BTW, they pulled it off REALLY seamlessly, too. Oh, and if your definition of "real computer makers" is limited to only those who use X86 architecture, then you are, by definition calling Sun, IBM, SGi (when there was an SGi), DEC (when there was a DEC) and others NOT "real" computer makers. Now do you see how stupid your statement sounds? BTW, you do realize, of course, that the PowerPC architecture is the little brother of IBM's "Power" architecture, which of cour

    70. Re:who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Since Steve retured from his liver transplant a lot of other key Apple people has taken or shared the keynote stage with Steve. Jonathan Ive, Tim Cook, Bob Mansfield and a host of others have played increasingly important roles in delivering the message.

  2. He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Abdominal cancers are not fun. Pancreatic cancers are almost always fatal. I'm sure his wealth has probably bought him time... but you can't cheat death.

    1. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And possibly wasted a liver someone else could have used for a lot longer. Might have even cost someone their life to extend his a little. Would be interesting to see who was next in line for that organ.

      That's what wealth is for. Nothing new here.

    2. Re:He's probably dying by overshoot · · Score: 2, Informative

      you can't cheat death.

      Sure you can -- just like you can cheat the Mob. Long term, the results are about the same, too.

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    3. Re:He's probably dying by Pieroxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't we just leave him alone? I mean, when he bashes on Google openly, let the press and everyone else fire full power. It's fair game.

      But now? Doesn't he deserve some privacy or even just some respect? Not because of what he's done, be because of what he is living right now.

    4. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can.

      Use all that money to hire the best at cancer research, robotics, artificial limbs, stem cells, and get cracking.
      Hell, even nanotech.
      Some crazy story about cancer cures? Hell, if you are dying, try that shit in a dish of cancer cells, might as well.
      If it fails, yank that out, clean room of the cleanest possible standards ever, chemo, blah blah.

      Yeah, dudes probably going to die.

    5. Re:He's probably dying by the_humeister · · Score: 2

      He had a pancreatic endocrine neoplasm (median survival of 7 years), which is much better than pancreatic adenocarcinoma (2% 5-year survival).

    6. Re:He's probably dying by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I highly doubt his money helped him get a liver any faster.

      It probably kept him alive long enough to reach the top of the list, though.

      And anyone saying he hasn't done anything useful since they buttoned it up is not paying attention.

    7. Re:He's probably dying by lvangool · · Score: 1

      Pretty sick thought, even for Slashdot...judging from your liver remark while this was or still is pancreatic cancer, you are probably better left ignored.

    8. Re:He's probably dying by khallow · · Score: 2

      And possibly wasted a liver someone else could have used for a lot longer.

      It's a shame to see someone obsessed over who gets the liver while ignoring two things. You can always find someone more deserving of a particular organ. Such judgments are highly subjective. I, for example, was more deserving of that liver even though I had no use for it. I don't think it fair of Mr. Jobs that we have people, with no right, obligation, or clue in the matter, to second-guess how an organ is used.

      Second, the issue of who gets the liver is nothing compared to the problem of people dying. We can and will figure out how to grow livers so that this particular horrible lottery goes away some day. We won't fix the problem of people dying as easily.

      But that is the real medical problem. It's not who gets the liver or whether this procedure will help a person live longer. It's the fundamental problem that our bodies decay and we haven't figured out how to fix that yet. It's just my humble opinion, but I think we will eventually figure that out, be it in a few decades or a few millennia.

      I can't help but view opinions such as the above with cynicism. Obsession with "fairness", deciding who gets what scarce medical benefit, happens at the expense of actual treatment of illness and infirmity. It hurts us all.

    9. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      You have to be able to get to the hospital in X hours, by having access to a private plane that was that many more hospitals he could sign up for their organ lists. This is a relatively benign thing a rich person can do to get a better shot at an organ.

      As another example of rich folks getting organs in slightly shady ways I present Mickey Mantle.

    10. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      He had a liver transplant. He admitted that, it is not uncommon for a person to need one due to pancreatic cancer. See that is the thing about cancer it spreads.

    11. Re:He's probably dying by izomiac · · Score: 2

      The transplant list is based on medical necessity and the likelihood of survival (e.g. if someone is still drinking they won't get a liver). Being rich doesn't change that. What does change is, if you have access to a private jet, you can be placed on the transplant list in a very wide area. A poor person might just be able to get to a single city within a few hours, but Steve Jobs could probably be anywhere in a ten state region in the same amount of time. If he didn't get that liver, the next person would've needed it a bit less, or it might have even gone to waste.

    12. Re:He's probably dying by blair1q · · Score: 0

      I don't think the system was as tight when Mantle was looking for braaaaaainnnn...--er, body parts.

      And I'm pretty sure it doesn't let rich folks shop around.

      But give John Boehner and the House GOP a few days, they'll cons up a bill that will not only allow that, but guarantee the private-plane flight is deductible.

    13. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 0

      I think we can have a more fair system of allocating organs. It could be based solely on how long the person will be able to use it for instance. The 5 year outcome for patients with pancreatic cancer is not good, even with this sort of treatment. Determining how organs are allocated does not happen at the expense of actual treatment, it can be done solely based on statistics.

    14. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I stated that fact above. How do they sort medical necessity and likelihood of survival though. I would think long term outcome would be the highest priority. I would also though believe that organs should be flown via private flights, not patients. To ensure the patient with the best outcome/most need can get it.

    15. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start...

    16. Re:He's probably dying by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      My understanding was that Job's form of pancreatic cancer is not the almost-guaranteed-to-be-fatal kind that Patrick Swayze had.

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    17. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life is Terminal!

    18. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would wager that Steve Jobs with pancreatic cancer has contributed more to society and technology than you will in your whole life.

    19. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that has any bearing on how long he will be able to make use of this liver.

    20. Re:He's probably dying by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      Terminal's good, but I like terminator, myself. Works on every OS and has a killer set of features!

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    21. Re:He's probably dying by izomiac · · Score: 2

      Liver transplants generally aren't considered if the long-term outcome isn't going to be good. For those who would benefit, it's mostly based on MELD score. MELD essentially predicts what chance they have of living for three months. So, the person who won't live to see the next liver is prioritized over the otherwise healthy person who can wait a bit longer. Plus, people go to the organ since they're still able to move around, the transplant needs to take place in a large medical center, and because the first person called might be unavailable for some unfortunate reason. Generally, if you're on the transplant list, you're already in the hospital you'll get the transplant in. The super wealthy usually get nursing care and such in their own home once they're stable enough, so they're a bit different.

    22. Re:He's probably dying by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      We can just look at the expiration dates on peoples' birth certificates!

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    23. Re:He's probably dying by bonch · · Score: 1

      Looks like someone forgot to check the "Post anonymously" box.

    24. Re:He's probably dying by kaffiene · · Score: 0

      The guy is a fascist asshole. I personally wouldn't wish cancer on anyone - even a fascist asshole - but the fact remains that he's a jerk. Being ill doesn't make him angelic and above criticism or (god forbid) mere comment - as is the case here. Job's health is news for nerds because he is the leader of a cult that has a lot of influence in the IT world. If he dies, the effects on the Apple cult will be profound. Mentioning any of this isn't evil, bad, perverted or whatever, it's just news.

      Unless you feel better than everyone else by posting that sanctimonious crap.

    25. Re:He's probably dying by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I think that when you get yourself into the position of being the central visionary figure in a world-changing company, then your right to privacy is gone by default. Many people think that if Jobs dies, then Apple dies, and that's definitely newsworthy, whether or not you like Apple or its products and ecosystem. His health is a major factor in any investment decision.

    26. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding was that Job's form of pancreatic cancer is not the almost-guaranteed-to-be-fatal kind that Patrick Swayze had.

      You mean in Ghost? You mean getting stabbed in it by a pretend mugger? You mean that kind?

      I thought I was making a funny but I googled it and found out that Patrick Swayze died (no Ghost jokes please, this is a solemn subject). I did not know that. I am an insensitive clod.

      How solemn.

    27. Re:He's probably dying by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      It probably kept him alive long enough to reach the top of the list, though.

      Some discussion of that:
      http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/01/18/steve-jobs-went-to-switzerland-in-search-of-cancer-treatment/

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    28. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife works for a Forbes 400 member who's had two liver transplants. And continues to drink alcohol. He's also given large gifts to a local hospital.

    29. Re:He's probably dying by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Obama better hope he doesn't need a organ transplant. *ducks*

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    30. Re:He's probably dying by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      My understanding was that Job's form of pancreatic cancer is not the almost-guaranteed-to-be-fatal kind that Patrick Swayze had.

      You mean in Ghost? You mean getting stabbed in it by a pretend mugger? You mean that kind?

      I thought I was making a funny but I googled it and found out that Patrick Swayze died (no Ghost jokes please, this is a solemn subject). I did not know that. I am an insensitive clod.

      How solemn.

      So you made an insensitive joke, realized it was insensitive...but still posted it, and then criticized yourself?

    31. Re:He's probably dying by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Paraphrasing George Carlin:

      Some people think that if you mention something bad, that it will happen. Some people are fucking stupid!

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    32. Re:He's probably dying by richardcavell · · Score: 2

      Correct, his type is an endocrine tumour that is quite rare and not the usual type. However, we know that Jobs' cancer has spread, he required a liver transplant for it, that he's on immunosuppressive drugs following the liver transplant, etc... He's a sick boy whichever way you look at it. (Doctor) Richard Cavell

    33. Re:He's probably dying by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      I think we can have a more fair system of allocating organs. It could be based solely on how long the person will be able to use it for instance. The 5 year outcome for patients with pancreatic cancer is not good, even with this sort of treatment. Determining how organs are allocated does not happen at the expense of actual treatment, it can be done solely based on statistics.

      Wow, Mr. "I play a MD on Slashdot", do tell me more about what you know about the MELD score.

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    34. Re:He's probably dying by mirix · · Score: 1

      Eh? I thought the terminator ran on a 6502.

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    35. Re:He's probably dying by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      Can't cheat death? Just you wait till the story breaks that Watson was bought out and suddenly renamed to Jobs.

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    36. Re:He's probably dying by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Maybe the OPs backspace key is busted.

    37. Re:He's probably dying by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      You have to be able to get to the hospital in X hours, by having access to a private plane that was that many more hospitals he could sign up for their organ lists. This is a relatively benign thing a rich person can do to get a better shot at an organ.

      When you get signed up to be an organ recipient, you don't get on different lists per hospital. It's a national registry run by UNOS. Recipients are prioritized based on seriousness of illness then first come, first serve once a match is established. Having a private plane doesn't really offer you any advantage in being selected. Based on the severity that was reported, getting to a hospital shouldn't have been a problem as Jobs should have been in a hospital due to the severity of the illness. Also from what I remember, it was a private donation as a liver is one of the few organs that you can receive from a living donor as the liver will regenerate.

      Now you could argue that having money made it easier for him to find a private donor but Jobs did not game the OPTN system; he bypassed it.

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    38. Re:He's probably dying by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Fair how specifically? Organ recipients are already excluded for factors like age or health or have already received a transplant of the same organ. Like a person with end-stage terminal cancer may need a new organ but may not be strong enough to survive the transplant is often excluded. They are also excluded if they have any diseases which may limit the effectiveness of the transplant.

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    39. Re:He's probably dying by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The doctors make that determination based on a number of factors. Age and general health are factors. Existing diseases are another. Previous transplant history is taken into account. A healthy 30 year old is more likely to get an organ than an 80 year with chronic but unrelated disease.

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    40. Re:He's probably dying by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      And the food you eat every day...some of that could have gone to starving children in africa. Granted it would have been moldy as hell by the time it got there but still.

    41. Re:He's probably dying by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      And I present Mickey Mouse. You dont really think Uncle Walt died of natural causes do you. Mickey needed a liver so......

    42. Re:He's probably dying by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      He can always give it to the next guy?

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    43. Re:He's probably dying by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      You may not see how that has any bearing, but I'm sure society does.
      By the way, have you signed up to be an organ donor?

    44. Re:He's probably dying by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Always have been. I am also donating what is left after that to science. Heck, I think organ donation should be opt-out, not opt-in.

    45. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree!

    46. Re:He's probably dying by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

      This terminator.

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    47. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good to me.

    48. Re:He's probably dying by defaria · · Score: 1

      In a word - no. He doesn't deserve this any more or any less than any other person who has put himself in such a position where his health is integrally tied into the success or failure of a company. It's news, and it's important and it will affect Apple. Why, because that's how he set it up. It is his own doing. Many, many fortune 500 companies have CEO who the public barely knows and who, if they bite the bullet, will not effect the company that much. In Jobs' case, that is not the case. I'm not saying, wish him death or anything like that, personally I hope he pulls through this too, but his health is definitely a public matter precisely because of the position he has put himself into.

    49. Re:He's probably dying by defaria · · Score: 0

      Actually your understanding is wrong. Had his form of pancreatic cancer been the same as Swayze's then he'd be dead already. Please try to educate yourself before making foolish statements.

    50. Re:He's probably dying by tyrione · · Score: 2

      The guy is a fascist asshole. I personally wouldn't wish cancer on anyone - even a fascist asshole - but the fact remains that he's a jerk. Being ill doesn't make him angelic and above criticism or (god forbid) mere comment - as is the case here. Job's health is news for nerds because he is the leader of a cult that has a lot of influence in the IT world. If he dies, the effects on the Apple cult will be profound. Mentioning any of this isn't evil, bad, perverted or whatever, it's just news.

      Unless you feel better than everyone else by posting that sanctimonious crap.

      You'r a fucking tool. You know jack $hit about the man. Perhaps you got shot down more than once for a job? I don't know, nor do I care. Yet, throwing around fascist like it's a punchline only leads me to conclude you're a fucking tool.

    51. Re:He's probably dying by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      It's a sad pathetic victim society that believes you deserve respect for getting sick. Steve Jobs has enough money and power that he could easily have done plenty to earn respect for doing good or amazing things. Many people he does deserve it for what he has done with Apple.

      For getting sick though... No, he does not deserve any respect for that.

    52. Re:He's probably dying by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      the problem he's working on now is how to get out with the money.. alive! Life has a 100% mortality rate... somebody should make a law...

      In other news Steve's warranty is voided... there are no "user serviceable" inside. Changing the squishy-ware is not supported.

    53. Re:He's probably dying by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      If he'd quit Apple, then I'm sure we would. Meanwhile, he's the CEO of a major, publicly-held company, and he's just said he's going on indefinite leave, and no, he's not going to tell them what Apple's plans are if he leaves for good. Speculation is going to happen - moreover, it's justified while ever other people's money is invested in his company.

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    54. Re:He's probably dying by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Actually, your command of language is wrong.

      This:
      not
      is a negation. You should look out for them when they crop up. Noticing them might stop you looking like an arrogant twat on public forums.

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    55. Re:He's probably dying by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Many, many people of considerably more wealth and power than Steve Jobs have died. It's kinda inevitable.

      There's only so much that money can buy, and someone like Jobs has that to face in the end. Just like the rest of us.

    56. Re:He's probably dying by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Real slashdotters punch out their comments on paper tape before inserting them into the paper tape reader to upload them. There's a ratchet on the paper tape reader, the paper can't go backwards.

    57. Re:He's probably dying by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Obama better hope he doesn't need a organ transplant. *ducks*

      He could while away the hours Conferring with the flowers Consulting with the rain...

    58. Re:He's probably dying by multi+io · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt his money helped him get a liver any faster.

      Well, are you sure? Maybe it helped him get one at all? If we assume that his liver problem was related to the neuroendocrine cancer he had 6 years ago, then what could that liver problem have been, other than metastases in the liver? He's not a heavy drinker, after all. So, assuming he had metastases in the liver from a cancer that started outside the liver, wouldn't that normally be an incurable condition to begin with? I read that liver transplants are rarely used as a cancer treatment, and if so, then only for cancers that originate in the liver, not for liver metastases.

    59. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No such thing. The 5 year survival rate for all pancreatic cancers is less than 3%.

    60. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what they WANT you to believe, right?
      Who would have trusted a company run by a dead man?

    61. Re:He's probably dying by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

      Use the magic word and you lose!!!!

      Great argument - good points, well made. Hope you feel smart.

    62. Re:He's probably dying by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I would love to see Jobs spend a large amount of money on short term medical research with an emphasis on lateral thinking. We could learn a lot that way and it would benefit a lot of patients. Seriously, lets rip his brain out, build a life support system for it and install it in a robot body. Sounds radical but I reckon its worth a go if your budget is in the billions.

    63. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding was that Job's form of pancreatic cancer is not the almost-guaranteed-to-be-fatal kind that Patrick Swayze had.

      It isn't (Swayze had adenocarcinoma; Jobs has a neuroendocrine tumor); but the fact that Jobs had a liver transplant means the tumor spread there. If the tumor spread to the liver, it is almost always terminal. He may not die as quickly as Swayze died from cancer, but unfortunately he will die from it eventually.

    64. Re:He's probably dying by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      Your use of "fucking" and "$hit" in the same comment leads me to believe you are also a tool.

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    65. Re:He's probably dying by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hope you die painfully. And soon.

      You really have no idea what Fascism is. And you're an ignorant, petty and jealous piece of shit.

    66. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!----*nobody's* health is ever something that ought to be a big issue in the business world.
      There are fundamental assumptions that re-inforce this, such as: strong businesses don't rely on a single leader, humans are always fallible and can succumb to external forces (such as disease, tragedy, or the elements) [thus investments should never be so reliant upon a single person's charisma].

      In Jobs' defence... My gf/fiance has a serious neurological condition and has had three neurosurgeries (including two where they drilled out part of her skull, pulled sections of her cerebellum out of the hole, etc) in the last 18 months *alone*. When she was able to work, she lost a few jobs for things fully outside of her control, while at the same time fulfilling all of the job duties well. As soon as word of her medical problems circulated, though (despite how well she was doing at the time---and these were temp positions, where an employee was not expected to be needed long-term anyway---), she would lose her job. She (wisely) kept her mouth shut about her medical condition at work, and honestly probably worked harder than most people out there (she's the kind of person who would excuse herself to the restroom to vomit rather than going home for the day---no, not talking about anything contagious here), but people are just downright paranoid about health issues. (>90% of the time, these are people who have never been seriously ill themselves... funny thing, eh?) Of course, if Apple's image depends on Jobs' continued employment, Apple is foolish, since Jobs' pancreatic cancer was a *known problem*. My point, though, is that you can't blame Jobs for this. I've seen some other comments doing nearly that, which surprises me, since the /. crowd is usually a more world-wise bunch than that...

      Arguably, the ADA makes some protections around these things, but (1) in most jobs, you can always be fired at "any time" for "any reason" that does not have to be disclised to you, meaning an ADA-based defense against the company is almost always worthless.

      And, fascism is a *serious* allegation. The GP would do well to read "The Real Festivus" and pay attention to the "*FUCK FASCISM*!" parts.

      -orangesquid

    67. Re:He's probably dying by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      His wealth helped him get a transplant faster. Period. It was documented. Jobs was on all of the transplant lists across the country. Most people cannot do this. They cannot fly across the country at the drop of a hat. Jobs can. That is why his wealth enabled him to get a transplant faster.

      As to why he got the transplant faster then other people, I think his wealth had something to do with that too. For the real answer we need to speak with the people who run the transplant lists.

    68. Re:He's probably dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no app for that?

      Steve Y U MORTAL?

    69. Re:He's probably dying by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I know what fascism is perfectly well, in the historical context and as a concept in itself.

      Your wishing pain and death on me does you proud. Good job. You Apple fans are such lovely, reasonable people. All hail the cult!

  3. Leave Steve Jobs Alone by deutschemonte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Leave him alone!

    -Android Fanboy

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    1. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously, leave him alone. Even more so if he's actually dying.

    2. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by sarysa · · Score: 1

      Leave him alone!

      -Android Fanboy

      I'm trying to figure out if you meant that to be multilayered humor or not...

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    3. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody please mod this up. What is wrong with these people? Let the man have some rest.

      -Google Fanboy

    4. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no personal love for the man, and defidently no love for apple, but I concur - leave the poor man alone.

    5. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by deutschemonte · · Score: 1

      Humor as it relates to a crying YouTube video, but mentioned I am anf Android fanboy to show my sincerity.

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    6. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Sorry, he's an officer of a publicly held company. Other people need to know about his health in order to properly plan. If he came out and said "I have Stage IV cancer with a 3-6 month mortality prognosis" that would be one thing, but the secrecy is irresponsible, and in fact generates interest. Why else would a trashy celebrity news site follow him around?

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    7. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 2

      There's a difference between speculation from a respectful standpoint and tabloids plastering bullshit everywhere to make a point. There is also a disturbing number of internet denizens who honestly think it is funny to make fun of someone dying or try and trivialize it because they don't like iPods or think that it's edgy or something.

    8. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

      Why else would a trashy celebrity news site follow him around?

      Slashdot?

    9. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by MooseMuffin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe he's just a guy with cancer who doesn't want to spend his last days dying in the public eye while they discuss how to best profit from his passing?

    10. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      He's stepped aside. His health is no longer the concern of the shareholders.

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    11. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Grail · · Score: 1

      What should be of interest to shareholders of any company is the succession planning. Any CEO could be hit by a bus/train or (more likely in the USA) cop a bullet in a drive by shooting. Do you include the question of succession planning when you are researching stocks to buy?

    12. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Cancer survival is highly uncertain. Some people beat the averages by many years. Investors already know that Jobs probably is not going to be personally micromanaging Apple for many years longer. Those who think that is critical in the near term have already sold their stock. The value of the additional knowledge given to investors who hope to "time the market" in order to maximally profit from Jobs's death or permanent retirement (or more optimistically, his return to full-time management status) hardly justifies the invasion of his privacy.

    13. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Tabloids wouldn't have to speculate if he disclosed his condition.

    14. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Of course not.

      Then again, I can't think of an executive who is as important to his company as Steve Jobs is to Apple. They tried the "running without him" thing. What happened? Apple nearly went bankrupt, while Jobs went and bought a hardware company named Pixar for $10 million, turned it into an animation studio and sold it for $7.6 billion. Apple realized its mistake and brought him back, and is now one of the biggest companies in the world.

      That's... a big turn around. To be quite honest, I don't think Jobs is as important to Apple now as he was then. As a company I think Apple is pretty much at a point where it could just coast for a while; beyond the point where anything as dramatic as bankruptcy was on the horizon. But if I were an investor, that's scary. And more than just being scary, it's a bad sign. Apple does not pay dividends; the way that investors make money on a growth company is by the company, you know. Growing. Are you confident that not only will Apple tread water once Steve Jobs retires or passes away, but it will actually continue to grow? I wouldn't be. As the investors are pushing for right now, I would at least want to know what the company's plans are for when that time comes.

      Growing up, one of my dad's mottos was "different strokes for different folks." My brother was always angry that my bedtime was later than his at whatever my age (and gone by the time I was 12 or so) -- but then again he ditched school as if it was some sort of religious observance and ended up dropping out (he since went back but that is neither here nor there), while I would get myself up no matter when I went to bed, go to school and get good grades. Just because we're both people and both children of the same parents doesn't mean we necessarily need to be treated the same, just as the fact that Apple being a company somebody might invest in doesn't mean it needs to be treated identically to any other company somebody might invest in. You judge things on their merits. I doubt anybody cares if, say, Steve Ballmer dies or leaves Microsoft -- but they care if Steve Jobs does the same with Apple. For good reason.

    15. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by kaffiene · · Score: 0

      grow up

    16. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by kaffiene · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of the posts I've read have been holier than thou sermons like yours.

    17. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      No. I also do not include the possibility of any number of other extremely low probability events.

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    18. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      There is also a disturbing number of internet denizens who honestly think it is funny to make fun of someone dying or try and trivialize it because they don't like iPods or think that it's edgy or something.

      Um, no; cracking jokes at Death's expense is the only way we have of getting back at Him. QUIET YOU. okay!

      --
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    19. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I see the Apple fan boys have mod points

    20. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the man have some rest.

      ... in peace.

      -Microsoft fanboy

    21. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by defaria · · Score: 1

      To me he looks too much like the guy in "The 6th day" where the evil ruler of the corporate empire keeps cloning himself and the clone gets up and kills the current version of the CEO to replace him. Coincidence? I think not!

    22. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      where did you get that idea? as per apple, he is still intimately involved in all major strategic decisions at the company.

    23. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Then maybe he should resign from his key post in a publicly-traded company? He doesn't need to disclose any details - just say he's leaving for "personal" or "health" reasons.

      Then Apple can decide who to put up next, shareholders can react accordingly, and everyone can let Steve Jobs die in peace.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    24. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by drerwk · · Score: 1

      It is not a secret that he is private about his health^H^H^H^H^H non-apple life, nor am I aware of an instance where he has given false info regarding his health. So, any investor that cares to factor lack of knowledge about Job's health and the resultant uncertainty can do so. No one forces anyone to invest in APPL. Are you really saying the Enquirer is doing this to inform investors? I think it is to sell papers with any vulgar info that works for them.

    25. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, you have to consider that you're on the apple.slashdot.org domain. That matters more than many people think.

      This isn't real slashdot.

    26. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      He stepped out of the spotlight, but seemingly left a void there....

      But Kentucky Fried Chicken survived the death of Colonel Sanders, so maybe Apple will be alright, too.

    27. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Harland Sanders got cheated by his partners. The first thing they did after they got rid of him was change all of KFC's recipes to be lower quality. He went to his grave bitter that his image and legacy were attached to such crap food.

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    28. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      By "getting rid of him", they paid him a couple of million bucks, which was a helluva lot of money in the mid 60s.

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    29. Re:Leave Steve Jobs Alone by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Not me - I'm reading through /. proper

  4. Of course he is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...everybody dies. Seriously.

    1. Re:Of course he is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...everybody lies. Seriously.

      Fixed that for you.

    2. Re:Of course he is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I won't accept that I'm not immortal until after I die.

      In the meantime. It's fun being immortal!

    3. Re:Of course he is dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you Dr. House.

    4. Re:Of course he is dying by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      True. However, when Jobs goes, whether that be in two weeks or two decades, he will rise again in three days, so let's not be worried.

    5. Re:Of course he is dying by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      If you can accept something after you die, it seems you are immortal!

      --
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    6. Re:Of course he is dying by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      ...everybody dies. Seriously.

      But not everybody truly lives!

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      Bow-ties are cool.
    7. Re:Of course he is dying by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      True. However, when Jobs goes, whether that be in two weeks or two decades, he will rise again in three days, so let's not be worried.

      I hope it's not gonna be one of those deals where he rises from the dead, just to say, "See, I'm totally not dead." and then departs the mortal plane forever... That just seems like showing off.

      Really, though, if he comes back from the dead, I expect the first thing he's gonna say is, "Oh, one more thing..."

      --
      Bow-ties are cool.
  5. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    hopefully he'll go like the pharoahs and bring the marketing department along with him to the afterlife.

    microsoft will buy apple making it another nokia.

    ein Volk, ein Betriebssystem, ein Rechner

  6. I hate Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think Apple products are trendy crap. I can't stand the products or the users. I have an Android phone and I love it. I hope Android crushes iPhone. I also hope Steve gets better! I am still bothered by the way he pretended to invent multitasking instead of just admitting that he was catching up to Android, but good god people please quit wishing bad things on the guy. Let's just hope that he (along with people we don't even know) can be happy, in general. Hate the game, not the player. Or something?

    1. Re:I hate Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, wheres your proxy support, pretty important on a business phone i think, so we can wait untill you catch up there

    2. Re:I hate Apple by blair1q · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between being trendy, and creating the trend.

      And it's not even a little bit subtle.

    3. Re:I hate Apple by thechink · · Score: 3, Informative

      I am still bothered by the way he pretended to invent multitasking instead of just admitting that he was catching up to Android,

      Where did he ever say that? When he introduced multitasking for the iPhone he said that Apple was "late to the party".

      Seriously I really think Apple-haters like to make things like this up or seem unable to separate marketing-speeak from reality.

    4. Re:I hate Apple by t2t10 · · Score: 1

      Android has had proxy support since the first release. You set it under the access point.

      Now, what's pretty important in a business phone is that your VPN doesn't randomly reset to an unencrypted connection, which, sadly, it does on iPhone.

    5. Re:I hate Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[Multitasking] is really easy to implement in a way that drains battery life. It's easy to do it in a way that reduces the performance of the foreground app and makes the phone feel sluggish," Steve Jobs told reporters on Thursday. "We've figured out how to do it and avoid these things."

      LOL. He figured out a way to pretend that it was something new, even though he was playing catchup.

      Still, get well Steve!

    6. Re:I hate Apple by bonch · · Score: 2

      I am still bothered by the way he pretended to invent multitasking instead of just admitting that he was catching up to Android

      He never "pretended to invent multitasking." Holy shit is there a flood of anonymous anti-Apple trolls in this article, even more than usual.

    7. Re:I hate Apple by bonch · · Score: 1

      He was referring to the way that, instead of fully running in the background, apps submit specialized blocks of background code (using the blocks extension Apple added to C) to be run by the OS. Apps can continue to do specialized tasks in the background, such as playing music, without fully running in the background and slowing down the phone.

      Nobody was pretending anything was "new"--that's your own invention. No wonder you post anonymously.

    8. Re:I hate Apple by thechink · · Score: 1

      And most of the Windows world didn't switch to a true multitasking OS until Windows XP was released... and that was AFTER OS X came out.

    9. Re:I hate Apple by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well MacOS didn't do any kind of multitasking at all until OS X, whereas Windows was Protected Mode long before XP.

    10. Re:I hate Apple by makomk · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Windows has had true (i.e. preemptive) multitasking since Windows 95, which was released in 1995. Macs didn't get it until OS X in 2001, and that wasn't ready for actual use for another year or so - in other words, it effectively came out after Widows XP for most users. (Also, remember that the less desktop-oriented successor to Windows XP, Windows 2000, was available prior to then.)

    11. Re:I hate Apple by thechink · · Score: 1

      Classic MacOS did co-operative mutlitasking.

    12. Re:I hate Apple by thechink · · Score: 1

      Sorry but the multitasking in Win 9x was crap as was the rest of the OS. I'm well aware of Windows 2000. As I said MOST of the Windows world didn't switch to a TRUE multitasking OS until XP and it wasn't really ready until SP1, a year later.

  7. Seriously don't care... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and the reasons are multiple... - I don't own stock in Apple, its over priced anyway for a consumer electronics company. - Steve Jobs wouldn't give a crap if I was dying, nor would I get press for my health issues. - The market knows he is not the messiah, and Apple as a mega corp will continue on with the wisdom of many other vested parties. - Health issues should be private, kept private and not trivialized by news media. - Respect the privacy of others, too many people in the media don't. and the list goes on and one. Just make it a non story by wishing him the best and in the afterlife and if he is reborn he is more than a toad or troll for his massive good deeds to the people he has destroyed and belittled.

    1. Re:Seriously don't care... by Gr33nJ3ll0 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up! Serious non-story/invasion of privacy/looking at a train wreck sorta dynamic in play.

    2. Re:Seriously don't care... by scubamage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention he wasn't the genius behind Apple. Steve Wozniak was. In fact in numerous interviews about all Steve Jobs had a hand in in actually designing the original Apple computers was insisting that the power supply be a certain color for aesthetics. The real work was done by a man whom half the nation probably has no idea exists.

    3. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention he wasn't the genius behind Apple. Steve Wozniak was.

      That was Act I, right? That started winding down after IBM came out with the PC and blew away the Apple II (IIe, IIc, IIgs) in the marketplace.

    4. Re:Seriously don't care... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Apple is one of the few tech companies that are NOT overpriced. Given their revenue and profits, the market value for Apple is just on par with any industrial company. Geeeez.

    5. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2

      Not to mention he wasn't the genius behind Apple. Steve Wozniak was. In fact in numerous interviews about all Steve Jobs had a hand in in actually designing the original Apple computers was insisting that the power supply be a certain color for aesthetics. The real work was done by a man whom half the nation probably has no idea exists.

      Woz is the genius behind the original Apple products from decades past, and Jobs is the genius behind the consumer electronics and publishing juggernaut that Apple is today.

      --

      Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    6. Re:Seriously don't care... by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

      Yes, Apple I/][/][+ were act ONE. Act II as I recall was the //c (response to Osbourne and others), /// to the business market, GS for the media home market, and of course Mac/Lisa and more Mac crap than you can toss a stick at for Act III. Act IV was of course what we have now, the music distribution company that played the Music Industry like a fiddle. IBM came and went, and now came again with software mostly and big business focus. But IBM is so much more than just that, with research (which Apple tossed in the restructure and resurrection of Apple by the Steve) in the billions. Apple does one thing well now, they make shiny toys for big and little boys. It works, and they are #1 in the world as a result. Woz was the heart and soul of the engineering, SJ was and maybe still is the heart and soul of the massive marketing and design (esthetics) effort. This topic has been discussed for decades, and its now time to wish the design guy good luck. Long live the Woz.

    7. Re:Seriously don't care... by Solandri · · Score: 3, Informative

      Take it from an engineer who's seen lots of fellow engineers try to make start-ups and fail. Having good engineering is not enough. You need good engineering and good marketing. Woz was the engineering genius. Jobs was the marketing genius. Without either, Apple would not be where it is today.

    8. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think apple stock is overpriced why aren't you shorting it? You could make a lot of money when the inevitable crash happens.

    9. Re:Seriously don't care... by blair1q · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Woz was the technical genius who put the parts together to make the new product simple enough to be useful to millions.

      Jobs is the one who ensured millions understood why it was useful.

      History is littered with people who thought you could be Apple by skimping on either of those talents.

    10. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except every other company pays dividends so investors don't rely on the bigger idiot theory of investing.

    11. Re:Seriously don't care... by bay43270 · · Score: 1

      Woz is responsible for Apple's success? Right. And Sputnik bankrupted the Soviet Union.

      He left in '87. Apple's real success wouldn't come for another 15 years.

    12. Re:Seriously don't care... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      I don't own stock in Apple, its over priced anyway for a consumer electronics company [...] Health issues should be private, kept private and not trivialized by news media. - Respect the privacy of others, too many people in the media don't

      The two are tied more closely than you think. Info on Jobs' health is necessary for Apple shareholders. Unlike just about every other company out there, Apple does not pay dividends. All that profit Apple makes? The shareholders see none of it. Zero. Zilch. The entirety of Apple's stock valuation is based on how much people think it'll go up or down in the future, not on how much profit they make. So Job's health is a huge factor in Apple's stock price. And I would argue that since Jobs himself made it this way, that the shareholders have a right to know the status of his health. When you buy Apple stock, you aren't buying a piece of the company. You're buying a piece of the brand, which derives most of its value from Jobs as a salesman.

    13. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook is the genius behind Apple today. Supply chain, manufacturing and market share.

    14. Re:Seriously don't care... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The real work was done by a man whom half the nation probably has no idea exists.

      It's worse than that. The real work was done by a man whom most will know best for appearing on Dancing with the Stars and dating Kathy Griffin.

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    15. Re:Seriously don't care... by Zenin · · Score: 0

      The smart market knows he is the messiah, and that Apple will very likely crash and burn without him.

      It has little to do with what he tangibly brings to the company and its products. Most of his value is in how and what Apple customers (and by extension, investors) perceive the man to be. Apple products are 90% myth and deception, supported almost entirely on the legend of the man known as Steve Jobs. As Jobs fades, so will fade the myths....and the reality of Apple products just isn't pretty.

      Apple's corporate life and Steve's actual life are eternally intertwined, like a overused fantasy fiction plot element.

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    16. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple is one of the few tech companies that are NOT overpriced. Given their revenue and profits, the market value for Apple is just on par with any industrial company. Geeeez.

      Price Earnings:
      Blackberry 11.7
      Dell 11.5
      IBM 14.2
      Microsoft 11.5
      Apple 20.3
      just sayin...

    17. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Microsoft who bailed out Apple in August 1997?

      Lurking /. for years. BTW, I have Windows PCs, a Kubuntu server, and an Iphone

    18. Re:Seriously don't care... by Americano · · Score: 1

      So, let's assume you are in a key engineering role at your publicly traded company. Does the press and the public then have a "right" to any private data about you they wish to get their hands on? After all, you're a critical person at the company, doesn't the public have a _right to know_ whether or not you have the clap? If you have to take an extended absence, it could cause a tremendous disruption in the company's ability to do business!

      If you are buying or selling apple stock based on "how Steve is feeling today," then you're an idiot. What everybody knows: Steve's out of the picture. Might be for a few months, might be for 2 years, might be forever. It doesn't matter WHY he's out, and he hasn't announced any plans to return. So, you base your judgement on the people the company STILL HAS working for it. If you think they have the ability to execute a strong performance over the next few years, then you're happy that their business is sound even without Steve. If you think that Tim Cook and the rest of the crew won't be able to execute, you curb future investments and maybe even move to divest yourself of your current holdings.

      This insistence that "Jobs == Apple" is just a thin excuse for ghoulish voyeurism. If you think that the value of Apple is solely linked to Jobs' brand of charisma, then I doubt you own any Apple stock anyway, and you're not entitled to any information.

    19. Re:Seriously don't care... by stor · · Score: 1

      The Woz seems to be doing alright:

      http://www.woz.org/

      He was one of my personal heroes in the ol' GS days.

      -Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    20. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and for Act II, Jobs went to Xerox and copied all their ideas, twice actually: once for Mac, once for NeXT.

      For Act III, he copied MP3 players and iTunes.

      For Act IV, he copied Palm's touch phones.

      For Act V, it looks like he's gearing up to copy Google's online services and online streaming media services after flailing around with MobileMe for so long.

    21. Re:Seriously don't care... by bonch · · Score: 2

      Yeah, let's ignore the whole NeXTStep/iMac/iPod/iPhone/iPad era, shall we? Jobs was interested in creating appliance devices, while Wozniak wanted to continue making geeky, build-your-own-computer kits.

    22. Re:Seriously don't care... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't want to be Apple. Microsoft wanted to be IBM (at least for desktops), and succeeded, to the point that it almost killed IBM.

      Apple had to be bailed out because of Microsoft's own predatory competitive practices, and because of Sculley, and Spindler and Amelio, three guys who Just Didn't Get It.

      Steve came back and the rest is history.

    23. Re:Seriously don't care... by bonch · · Score: 3, Informative

      Microsoft didn't "bail out Apple." Microsoft was being sued by Apple for getting caught stealing QuickTime code in Video For Windows. As part of a settlement deal, Microsoft was required to buy non-voting stock in Apple and ship Office for Mac for a number of years.

      That some people spin it as a benevolent act on Microsoft's part is an interesting twist of the truth considering it was Apple who had Microsoft by the balls.

    24. Re:Seriously don't care... by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that Steve Jobs isn't so much the marketing genius -- he's the strategic visionary and design genius. Marketing can't polish a turd. Apple is immensely successful because they can combine great engineering with great design. That, and Jobs has a knack for figuring out and defining where the tech world is headed.

      It's a common misconception among "geeks" that Apple is only a marketing company. Their marketing is low key and understated precisely because the products speak for themselves.

    25. Re:Seriously don't care... by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      and the reasons are multiple...

      - Health issues should be private, kept private and not trivialized by news media.
      - Respect the privacy of others, too many people in the media don't.

      So the health of the President should be kept private? It's not newsworthy? Obviously POTUS and SJ are important on different orders of magnitude, but in the realm of the Consumer Electronics and Computer industries, Jobs is about an important player as there is.

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    26. Re:Seriously don't care... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude. An Apple II+ was very cool, but it wasn't useful until Visicalc.

      Until then it was an educational toy sold into a market that didn't need to be sold. We knew why we wanted an Apple. Because it was better then a TRS-80, Pet, CompuColor etc. Woz made it better, Steve did the necessary business stuff.

      Watch this post bring out a Trash-80 fan. Points if he includes fake key bounce in his post.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    27. Re:Seriously don't care... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      The market knows he is not the messiah, and Apple as a mega corp will continue on with the wisdom of many other vested parties.

      Seems like you weren't in computing in the '90s. Without Steve, Apple was in pretty bad shape, and slowly working it's way towards irrelevance. Apple was losing ground to Wintel, the clones were on the market, and the company seemed to be fated to fade into a beige oblivion. It was a great time to be a Windows fanboy.

      Steve returned, and with him brought the iMac, OS X replaced the obsolete and horrible OS 9. The iPod came out. Apple shifted to an Intel platform. Apple achieved a kind of dominance and success that surprised a lot of us.

      It's a bit of a coin toss what will happen to the company without Steve. I expect it to run on momentum for quite some time, but I could see it just as easily stagnate as it could continue to thrive without a suitable replacement for Steve. All it would take is a single Carley Fiorina at the helm to doom the company.

      I say all this as a guy who has never owned an Apple product.

    28. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No man is an island,
      Entire of itself.
      Each is a piece of the continent,
      A part of the main.
      If a clod be washed away by the sea,
      Europe is the less.
      As well as if a promontory were.
      As well as if a manor of thine own
      Or of thine friend's were.
      Each man's death diminishes me,
      For I am involved in mankind.
      Therefore, send not to know
      For whom the bell tolls,
      It tolls for thee.

      He might be a bastard. But you should care anyway.

    29. Re:Seriously don't care... by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Some P/E ratios:
      Apple = 20
      IBM = 14.19
      Microsoft = 11.53
      Google = 23.77
      Cisco = 14.15
      GE = 18.66
      Ford = 9.54
      Exxon 13.5
      Chevron = 10.25
      Wal-Mart = 13.63

      I'd say Apple and Google are overpriced relative to other large tech companies and industrial (and retail) companies.

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      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    30. Re:Seriously don't care... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just because you were too dim witted to find a use, doesn't mean there wasn't one,,,several in fact. They where just home grown.

      Also, the TRS_80 was a superior computer. It used memory correctly, didn't have a bunch of artifical limitations.

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    31. Re:Seriously don't care... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Design genius? don't make me laugh.
      He has the rare talent to recognize a design Genius i.e. Jonathan Ivs

      ".. low key and understated..."

      What? WHAT!?! now you are just smoking crack.

      --
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    32. Re:Seriously don't care... by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Their marketing is low key and understated precisely because the products speak for themselves.

      Lol!

      "It's already a revolution, and it's only just begun."

      Understated, my ass.

      --
      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a 747 filled with CD-ROMs.
    33. Re:Seriously don't care... by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      Woz hasn't been part of Apple since 1987.

    34. Re:Seriously don't care... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      There is saying "markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent". IIRC shorting is one of the riskiest strategies in this regard.

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    35. Re:Seriously don't care... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Seems like you weren't in computing in the '90s. Without Steve, Apple was in pretty bad shape, and slowly working it's way towards irrelevance. Apple was losing ground to Wintel, the clones were on the market, and the company seemed to be fated to fade into a beige oblivion.

      And yet... Apple's slide to irrelevance was a direct result of Steve Jobs, and his decision in 1985 not to license Mac OS, and to try to out-compete an entire industry.

      Steve returned, and with him brought the iMac, OS X replaced the obsolete and horrible OS 9.

      And yet... Steve's vision of computing, NeXT, had been a dismal failure. It wasn't until the Jobs vision was forced to engage again with the Apple reality he had left behind that OS X began to take form and become a success. And then he repeated the exact same mistake he made with Mac OS, with the iPhone OS. Decided to try and out-compete an entire industry. Only this time he also decided to lock down the platform, intentionally cripple its functionality, and charge people royalties on all software sales. So I think that again, his arrogance will come back to hurt Apple.

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    36. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people keep calling Wozniak a genius ? He was a hardware hacker, one of many that put together machines around the 6502 at the time. The only genius in this story is Jobs that pumped up the image of Woz in the press.

    37. Re:Seriously don't care... by defaria · · Score: 1

      Respect is earned - not simply given. Jobs hasn't particularly earned my respect. His public persona is part and particle part of Apple. As such his life, or lack thereof, *is* important and the public and share holders want to know about it. Also, there is no afterlife.

    38. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on your definition of design genius. You're thinking of the guys with pencils & sketchbooks, Jobs is the guy who told Woz to put the chips and slots into orderly rows, insisted the Macintosh II cases have sides at right angles (which meant more expensive mold tooling,) and convinced Bill Atkinson the significance of rectangles with rounded corners.

      Stuff you never think of, but immediately notice once it's side by side with the competition.

    39. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      without microsoft apple wouldnt be where it is today

    40. Re:Seriously don't care... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Oh my god.

      The TRS-80 ran memory and data bus right up into the keyboard matrix. Almost completely non-buffered. It was a horrendous kludge in that regard. I wouldn't call the memory mapping of the TRS-80 'correct.' It could only address 16K of memory without using kludge multiplexing.

    41. Re:Seriously don't care... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Because Woz was the kind of guy who could do the whole design using just TTL gates and a little glue logic, then simplify it down to the fewest possible parts. On a dinner napkin.

      The use of the 6502 was a horrendous choice, it's the 8 bit chip with the worst architecture of the possible parts they had to pick from. But it was cheap and easier to sample at the time.

    42. Re:Seriously don't care... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      You are confusing marketing with sales.

      Marketing is about coming up with a product that the market wants. Sales is about telling everyone your product exists.

    43. Re:Seriously don't care... by Pierre-Arnaud · · Score: 1

      Yes he was. The genius of Steve Jobs is to give a direction to geniuses like Woz. Without a Jobs telling them how to focus their minds, these people tend to fool around mounted on a Segway, designing toasters for Phillips, or writing half-baked code for advertising companies disguised as tech ones.

    44. Re:Seriously don't care... by scubamage · · Score: 1

      He still is a personal hero of mine. My girlfriend got me an autographed copy of the Apple I schematic. It's hung on the wall in my office, and gives me inspiration when I need it. The thing is a work of art.

    45. Re:Seriously don't care... by scubamage · · Score: 1

      16k, heck, that's more memory than anyone ever needs.

    46. Re:Seriously don't care... by scubamage · · Score: 1

      I have to give that to you. As an engineer, I tend to go into new technology with childlike glee, with only "SHINY!!!!" echoing through my brain. I suppose without my manager to direct me I'd wreak indescribable havok :)

    47. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Woz hasn't been part of Apple since 1987.

      Not true. Woz said just a couple weeks ago that he still gets a small paycheck and has a key card. Sounds like an employee to me.

      http://www.engadget.com/2011/01/31/the-engadget-show-017-steve-wozniak-sony-ngp-playstation-ph/

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    48. Re:Seriously don't care... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      I hope you die in severe pain, and soon. He hasn't destroyed anyone, and I really doubt he cares enough about anyone to belittle them.

    49. Re:Seriously don't care... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      For Act IV, he copied Palm's touch phones.

      OK, what?

      I mean, I liked PalmOS quite a bit back in the day - and I still use a PalmOS Treo...

      But what aspects of Palm phones did Apple ever copy? PalmOS pretty much just used the touch-screen as a mouse, expected you to operate it with a stylus. It wasn't until after iPhone that Palm started in with WebOS and made phones with a touchscreen UI meant to be operated without a stylus...

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    50. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple was successful then Jobs decided that the company was big enough for him and Woz and closed down Woz's product costing them profits because the computer buying public did not buy his egoness's vision of computers. Things got so bad that Jobs had to be got rid of to save the company. After his replacement profits went up for a time until Apple got left behind by having to try and sell over priced machines with an OS that could not multi-task. Jobs arrived back and eventually Apple offered an OS that could multi-task.
      For an example of how not to run a company early Steve Jobs is up there with Jeff Skilling.

    51. Re:Seriously don't care... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      64K is enough. Then when the engineers put in 128K it was suddenly his idea. A computer that could go on fire because he did not want it to have a fan. So Jobs threw a hissy fit because OS 8 was poor but it never got any better under his "design genius".

    52. Re:Seriously don't care... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      You are confusing marketing with sales.

      Marketing is about coming up with a product that the market wants. Sales is about telling everyone your product exists.

      You're confusing the terms yourself. A big part of marketing is getting the word out about the product. Sales is typically focused on closing the deal.

  8. TLDR: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Long story short, Satan has come to collect his part of the agreement.

    Posted anon, cause apple fanbois gave up their sense of humor in exchange for shiny things.

    1. Re:TLDR: by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Thank you for bringing a smile to my morning.

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  9. Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by nairnr · · Score: 1

    Any company that requires a specific individual to inspire confidence is, by default, in trouble. Few companies are in the position that Apple is in. How many CEO's could you name? Apple needs to get beyond the cult of leadership that currently surrounds them. I am sure that we still see similar product advances whether he is there as the pitchman or not.

    1. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by SWad · · Score: 2

      Yeah, the fact that investors are worried about one man's health instead of the actual product should tell you something.

    2. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of companies are in this position. Scientology and Christianity immediately come to mind.

    3. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 0

      Although these are not companies but religions, I find your comment on the button and worthy of response. Start a new thread on this topic where you bash Jesus and LRon and lets have at it. The reality distortion field to my best guess is not even close to Fictional SCI-Fi made into religion or cross burning and Romans.

    4. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when a CEO is famous enough to be known by name to the general public for reasons not stemming from Federal investigation, it usually demonstrates a level of connectedness between the consumer and the executives. This is usually a good thing. See: Apple Computers over the last decade (hint: they have been steadily doing better)

    5. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Super+Dave+Osbourne · · Score: 1

      What "The Steve" has done is a legion of zealots and religion behind him. That is much like what you can say about Jesus and Buddha and others, but only in the modern day (which has a little weight, but not much). He is loved and hated, for the right and wrong reasons. He polarizes, which to me is not a unifying thing. Personally I don't see SJ any better or worse than the Bill, or the Balmer, or the XYZ exec that you too can name by first, last or nick. One that comes to mind is Monkey Boy, but why bother.

    6. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most churches are corporations, and Scientology is actually a tax-exempt non-profit corporation, not a church.

    7. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, they have the second highest market cap of any company in the world, they must be doing something right.

      Also I think I could name the CEO of most major tech companies. Jobs is definitely the most iconic, but there are plenty of other iconic people in the field.

      If Jobs does pass or is forced to retire (and I hope he doesn't), it will be an interesting opportunity for Apple. Jobs runs the company with an iron fist. His style is "my way or the highway". On one hand he's been in the captain's seat when his company has done some really great things (NeXTStep, OSX), and on the other some really terrible things (iOS). The consistent thing is that everything Apple is locked down. That might change if Jobs is no longer at the wheel.

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    8. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Americano · · Score: 1

      He "polarizes" neckbeards and contrarians who are rooting to see the top dog fail.

      I doubt you could find too many people outside of your insular little community of slashdotters who could be arsed to have much of an opinion of "Steve Jobs, the guy." They may say, "I love the stuff that company puts out," or "I don't see the big deal about this iPhone whatsit," but there's not a lot of "polarization" when it comes to Steve. The strong negatives seem localized to FOSS zealots (speaking of religion...) and contrarian people who are upset because Apple is popular, and so it's just another thing that "all the sheeple" fall for.

    9. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Yes, that Apple has moved into a market where complete "generations" of devices move in 6 to 12 month cycles. Without the proper vision you can own the market today, and be a has been in 2 to 3 years.

      Steve Jobs has had the knack of being able to put the X on the spot for what people will want to pay money for next year. He has pretty much hit the nail on the head 10 times in 10 years. He is the face of Apple. He may not have stared in the "I am a Mac" commercials. But as far as investors are concerned, he is the star they are betting on. The man who can put an X on a calendar a year from now so the engineers and designers know what to make. The stock holders of Apple depend on this skill.

      There is no one else at Apple that has the power or vision. Apple can find a dozen people who can ride the wave as a CEO for the next 3 or 4 years and maybe even a few who can flog a dead horse longer than that. The company is going to lose some value when Steve passes or it is clear he won't be coming back. Maybe Apple will find someone who can get the job done. But till that person has a track record the company is going to take a hit. If they can't find that person, they will really take a hit. So far, Apple without Jobs is a computer company that exists to serve one purpose and one purpose only. Prove to the DOJ that Microsoft is not a monopoly controlling the entire PC market.

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    10. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you were asleep during Apple's years without Steve. hint: They didn't do too well.

      Sometimes it does take one visionary to steer the ship the right way.

    11. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      Can you back any of this up? Because I don't see any evidence that Jobs gives the company much in the way of highly specific direction.

      It seems to me that the iPhone, iPad, iPod, x86 architecture Mac, and countless other things would have happened had Jobs been at the helm or not.

      iOS likely would be just as intuitive, and just as locked down Jobs or no Jobs.

      I doubt the app store was his idea and his idea alone.

      I just don't see why he will make or break the company. Can you be more specific? I'm just speculating, and perhaps I'm wrong.

    12. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by multi+io · · Score: 1

      Well, nobody outside Apple knows for sure, but how do you think e.g. the original iPhone happened? This was truly an epochal device that has set standards for practically all smartphones that came afterwards. From my perspective (and I'm no Apple user at all), essentially 90% of the design principles of ALL modern smartphones -- the clear focus on touch, the "physical" UI, the focus on detail, scrolling without scrollbars, zoom&pan, end-to-end integration of hardware and software -- can be traced back to the iPhone 1. This is not something that "design by committee" would normally come up with. I would think that very few people within Apple are directly responsible for these things, and without them, there would be no iPhone at all (at least no one resembling what we have today), and the whole market would look much different. I would think that Steve Jobs is at least part of that group of very few people responsible.

    13. Re:Apple needs to stand on it's own feet by shallot · · Score: 1

      From my perspective (and I'm no Apple user at all), essentially 90% of the design principles of ALL modern smartphones -- the clear focus on touch, the "physical" UI, the focus on detail, scrolling without scrollbars, zoom&pan, end-to-end integration of hardware and software -- can be traced back to the iPhone 1. This is not something that "design by committee" would normally come up with. I would think that very few people within Apple are directly responsible for these things [...]

      Yes, well, all that is something "design by movie" could come up with. Minority Report - 2002 -> five years -> iPhone - 2007 Clearly the fact that they achieved these features in an attractive format and with a bearable price tag is an important milestone. But let's not get too excited about these ideas being devoid of design by committee, because it doesn't really take a wizard to figure out that emulating a human-to-machine interface that was successfully shown all over the big screens, all over the world - is a potentially very profitable idea.

  10. Stock by scubamage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Man, i may dump my savings into apple stock once it bottoms out after his death. There's going to be a massive unloading, we all know it.

    1. Re:Stock by blair1q · · Score: 1

      So short it now. Or buy puts.

      Make money both ways.

    2. Re:Stock by geekoid · · Score: 1

      short it for when? do you know when he is going to die?

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    3. Re:Stock by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You can hold a short for as long as you can cover your loses.

      You are thinking of a put option. With that you not only need to guess the date but how far down you expect the stock to drop.

      A review of Put option premiums on apple could give us a 'market forecast' for Job's death. Looking at http://finance.yahoo.com/q/op?s=AAPL&m=2011-05 I see call option premiums dropping and puts raising. No action to speak of more the $100 out of the money. Option premiums go up for out of the money options as they go further out, but that is expected.

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    4. Re:Stock by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      He has the look of someone who has been touched by the Grim Reaper. I say he has weeks, maybe months, not years.

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    5. Re:Stock by indeciso · · Score: 1

      That's the main problem about stocks, you can never tell when they've actually bottomed out.

    6. Re:Stock by dwightk · · Score: 1

      there's no limit to the amount of money you can lose shorting a stock.

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    7. Re:Stock by blair1q · · Score: 1

      This is true, which is why you don't let it climb more than a few % before re-evaluating your theory of the stock's future.

      Think of it this way: since part of your short bet involves predicting that the company may go out of business entirely, your time horizon is much shorter than if you'd made a long bet expecting it to last forever. Because it's shorter, your time horizon on the losing side of your short bet has to be shorter than if you had made a long bet.

      You can also see it as setting your stop limits closer to your entry point because your gains are limited to the current price.

      It's a combination of both.

      Going long is shooting a rocket into space. Going short is throwing a hand-grenade in a closed building. Your choice of where to stand and where to run in case of malfunction is more critical in the latter case.

  11. A pic here by A+Friendly+Troll · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4d5c75d8cadcbbc41b160000/steve-jobs-sick.jpg

    There's also a sensationalist headline over here:

    http://thenextweb.com/apple/2011/02/17/steve-jobs-may-have-just-six-weeks-to-live-receiving-treatment/

    The Daily Mail spoke to Dr Jerome Spunberg, a certified Oncologist, who said: âoeMr Jobs is most likely getting outpatient chemotherapy at Stanford because the cancer has recurred.â

    Another consultant, Dr. Gabe Mirkin, a physician with over fourty years experience, said: âoeHe is terminal. What you are seeing is extreme muscle wasting from calorie depravation, most likely caused by cancer. He has no muscle left in his buttocks, which is the last place to go. He definitely appears to be in the terminal stages of his life from these photos. I would be surprised if he weighed more than 130lb.â

    The National Enquirer, who initially reported the news today (to be published tomorrow), talked to critical-care physician Dr. Samuel Jacobson, who said, âoeJudging from the photos, he is close to terminal. I would say he has six weeks.â That said, given the reliability of The National Enquirer, waiting for further news before jumping to conclusions is advised.

    Weâ(TM)ve done a little digging into Dr. Samuel Jacobson. Jacobson appears to be a Florida based pulmonologist (breathing doctor) â" not Oncologist. Which would naturally make you wonder just how qualified he is to diagnose someone via a photo, especially outside of his speciality.

    1. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure his ass is wasting away in those pics and he's not just holding it wrong?

    2. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it me, or are Slashdot links about a day or two behind every other tech site out there? This used to be my defacto news source, but those days have long slipped by.

    3. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's two physicians who need to be slapped by the medical board. Hard.

      First, you don't discuss someones health status/information with *anyone* unless you have the patient's consent.
      Second, even a 1st year med student knows that you never give a diagnosis unless you've actually examined the patient.

    4. Re:A pic here by JamesP · · Score: 0

      Yes it sure looks that he has only 6 weeks to live, I mean, he's using a sweater instead of his usual turtleneck.

      And the jeans are faded a little bit, yep, he's gone folks

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    5. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We are all terminal.

    6. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's two physicians who need to be slapped by the medical board. Hard.

      First, you don't discuss someones health status/information with *anyone* unless you have the patient's consent.
      Second, even a 1st year med student knows that you never give a diagnosis unless you've actually examined the patient.

      Unfortunately the medical profession have developed the "though it is not legal to do so I am so important and this discussion will make me look good" defence.
      Ivor Browne in Ireland discussed a patient's condition and it was held that he had too much influence to be treated like a mere nobody doctor so do not be surprised if nothing happens to these guys who should be told that as they have not examined the patient their analysis does not make a credible diagnosis.

    7. Re:A pic here by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      Hair's too long in the picture.

      The car he's standing next to is a shitty Honda, not his Mercedes.

      There's a picture of him at dinner last night with Obama and Zuckerberg and other zillionaires. He looks better than the Enquirer's picture.

      The Enquirer has a picture of someone who vaguely resembles Jobs.

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    8. Re:A pic here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data should be free?

      In Limerick a woman won over 100 million euro on the lottery. Her file was accessed over 100 times by staff at her welfare office. A former nurse in Manchester tried to kill herself because she was sacked for leaking patient information.
      They are two physicians who need to be slapped by the medical board. Very hard but will it happen?

  12. Why is the media following the National Enquirer? by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The National Enquirer talks about running photos of Steve, and the entire news media gets a hard on and starts running stories on this. Has the media degraded so far that we are now counting the National Enquirer as a reliable news source?

    The only people who are escalating the health worries here are the media itself to push for circulation. It's not news, it's bullshit. Thanks for contributing to the bullshit, Timothy.

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  13. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They scooped the John Edwards story.

  14. Lets take stock of the situation by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Man, i may dump my savings into apple stock once it bottoms out after his death. There's going to be a massive unloading, we all know it.

    Good point, some investors will dump stock the moment he dies. Buy then, and sell in the next year or two, when his actual influence filters out of the company and apple reverts to being just another mega-corp.

    If you were really the gambling sort of vulture, you might even short some stock now and hope he is unhealthy as he looks.

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    1. Re:Lets take stock of the situation by tgeller · · Score: 1

      Or you could skip a step and just short it.

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  15. Why this matters by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This item has only been up a few minutes, and already a lot of people are asking why this matters, why they should care. Here's why:

    If you use a Mac, you should care about this.

    Steve Jobs is unquestionably the driving force behind Apple. His return to Apple as the iCEO, followed by the introduction of new streamlined iMacs, the iPod, ... all demonstrated that Steve had returned to make Apple's mark on the industry. How many of the general population - not to mention us IT geeks - have an iPod? I look around my office and see high level executives using iPads. Steve made these a success. The same technology in a different package - maybe even the same package but a different salesman - wouldn't be as popular.

    Pundits, fans, and teh haters all pay attention when Steve makes a new announcement of any new Apple product. That's the presence Steve brings to the game. He's like a tiny god. Love him or hate him, you can't deny he understands the market, and how to drive new products to get at that "I want it" mentality.

    But unfortunately, Steve's success is a double-edged sword. He's the driving force behind Apple. He's also the driving force behind Apple. There was no succession planning here. His second in command isn't well known. He's not the face of Apple. I wonder who will follow him.

    I wish Steve the best, and if he's able to return as CEO, I think that would be great. But if he doesn't ... look for Apple's stock to plummet. Even if the new guy has all kinds of bright ideas, I don't think he'll have the same presence as Steve, and won't be able to garner the same attention for the company. Apple has lots of new items in the pipeline, I'm sure, so the new guy's leadership won't truly be tested/visible for another 12 to 18 months. In that time, he needs to make his own mark, or Apple will quickly find itself on the sidelines trying to catch up to the rest of the market - rather than leading the market.

    That's what has investors worried. And that is why you should care about this item.

    Disclaimer: I am not an Apple fan, but I work in IT.

    1. Re:Why this matters by nomadic · · Score: 0

      I care in the general sense that he is a human being and I care about human suffering and hopes he gets better. But why would someone care because they're a Mac owner? That's why Apple fanboys are so freaking annoying, the idea that they have some personal stake in the success of the Mac. If something happened to Jobs, your Mac doesn't stop working.

    2. Re:Why this matters by corbettw · · Score: 1

      No, but maybe your next one never exists in the first place because the company went out of business.

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    3. Re:Why this matters by geekoid · · Score: 1

      IF they next CEO gives Jonathan Ive the freedom and respect Steve does, they may be fine.

      But yeah, it's a real concern for shareholders.

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    4. Re:Why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. Apple will not make the same mistake they did the last time Jobs left.

      Jobs has steered the boat in the proper direction, all they have to do is man the sails.

      You think they don't have a replacement plan? They have known this was coming for more than half a decade.

    5. Re:Why this matters by nomadic · · Score: 1

      So you might have to buy a computer that isn't incredibly overpriced?

    6. Re:Why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also an argument when Jobs took this latest leave that, although this would likely be for good, he had left a deep bench at Apple of executives schooled in the Jobs way of business and design. I have no doubt that this is true, but you have to also consider how much scrutiny his successor will be under at the next product line launch. Just think of how Ballmer has fared as the head of Microsoft after Gates left for good. Arguably Microsoft hasn't deviated all that much from when Gates was there, but I have gotten the sense that most in the business community see Microsoft as a leaderless ship heading off into oblivion.

      It will take a charismatic, not to mention talented, leader to fill the void at Apple. I have a tough time imagining that something like the antenna fiasco of the iPhone 4 will go down the same way if there's a new, unknown person at the top defending the product.

    7. Re:Why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re:"This item has only been up a few minutes, and already a lot of people are asking why this matters"

      Because this is the fucking YouTube comments section come home to roost in the new house of stupid - Slashdot - we're the new Digg. Enjoy the morons.

    8. Re:Why this matters by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most likely the one who steps up will fail exactly because he's not Steve Jobs, no matter what he does. What Apple has done is to overcome the catch 22 of users and content because Jobs has a following of rabid fans and loyal developers big enough to kick start any market. It's like setting off a nuke, you need critical mass or you get a fizzle.

      Jobs has the customers go "yeah" then the developers go "yeah" then the tech press goes "yeah" and the cheers runs in circles. The next guy will have the customers go "ummmmmm" then the developers go "ummmmmm" then the tech press goes "ummmmmmm" and the doubt runs in circles. Apple can spiral down just as quick as they've spiraled up.

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    9. Re:Why this matters by Tapewolf · · Score: 1

      So you might have to buy a computer that isn't incredibly overpriced?

      That's not much consolation if you need to run Mac software on it.

    10. Re:Why this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said

    11. Re:Why this matters by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Apple sees to it that Mac application software goes obsolete with each major revision of their systems.

      So maybe you'll have to buy all new for full price instead of the upgrade version for a 40% price, but Mac users are used to spending and spending and spending. They expect to be forced to buy new software much more often than the 'doze crowd.

    12. Re:Why this matters by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You're on apple.slashdot.org.

      The old slashdot was from before there was an apple.slashdot.org. Ten years ago Apple was considered a big joke by those of us who weren't part of a tiny minority.

    13. Re:Why this matters by indeciso · · Score: 1

      For sure Jobs has been key for current Apple success, but I think that nowadays the company is mature enough to go on without him. Now Apple has all it lacked in 1997: market leadership, worldwide notoriety, powerful marketing, know-how, and an army of talented developers (both indoors or outdoors).

      Steve Jobs led Apple through the right path, but that's far from saying that he's created all Apple's successful products single-handledly.

    14. Re:Why this matters by Alanis+Morissette · · Score: 1

      Well, I've seen this mentioned a few times but surely you should provide some evidence as to why you think there is no succession plan. I mean apple is after all famously secretive!

  16. The National Enquirer? by deathtopaulw · · Score: 1

    Need I say more?

    1. Re:The National Enquirer? by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      They've had their crazy stories, but the National Enquirer has broken several stories that the mainstream media figured out later... Just a few:
      - Bristol Palin's pregnancy
      - John Edwards' affair
      - Jesse Jackson fathering a child out of wedlock
      - The first anthrax attack
      - Found the murderer of Ennis Cosby
      - Lewinsky scandal
      - Finding pictures of OJ Simpson wearing the shoes he denied owning in court
      - Rush Limbaugh/Oxycontin scandal

      Need I go on?

    2. Re:The National Enquirer? by mycroft822 · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate to say it, you shouldn't count them as completely unreliable. They were the first to uncover the John Edwards scandal. IIRC, it took the major media outlets a few months to finally pick up on it.

    3. Re:The National Enquirer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I made up 1,000 rumors/fake stories over the next few years I'm bound to get some of them right. Based on your logic the Bat Boy could be real.

    4. Re:The National Enquirer? by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

      They have good, well-paid reporters with an army of fact-checkers and lawyers behind them. The format, and the pub's history, reminds one of "wild hogs ate my baby" journalism, but these days, they're as careful with facts as most newspapers. The headlines and photos--that's a different matter. But if the text says he was in the cancer ward, he probably was, or else someone has made an honest mistake. The company got sick of paying hundreds of millions to movie stars and no longer prints malicious stories with reckless disregard for the truth.

      Why would a good professional writer work for them? Why would a good, professional programmer work for Microsoft?

  17. Consider the Source by SavoWood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the pictures come from The National Enquirer, you really need to consider the source. Also, the doctor making this prognosis was doing so based on the pictures. Didn't we all jump on the idiot in Congress a few years ago for diagnosing that woman in Florida using a short video clip?

    Let's take this to a conspiracy level and say people are putting out this news to get the stock price to drop a bit so they can snap it up and wait for the retraction of the article and the stock goes back up, they make a pretty penny.

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    1. Re:Consider the Source by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      If the pictures someone posted above are the ones the Enquirer are basing the article off of, he sure as hell doesn't look good. I certainly wouldn't say 6 weeks to terminal, even if I were an oncologist with expertise in the field. They aren't basing the speculation off the pictures, they're basing it off pictures from a couple months ago compared to pictures now. Suddenly dropping 40-50 lbs over the course of a few weeks wreaks havoc on your body just by itself, and that is what the pictures appear to show. Without the comparison pictures he could just be a very frail older man, but if you compare them to what Jobs looked like a few months ago... well, let's just say that I wish him the best of luck, because at a minimum it appears he's having a very rough time.

    2. Re:Consider the Source by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Or they're shorting the stock right now, making lots of money as we speak. With this sort of stock manipulation, you can make money coming and going if you play it right and the people who manipulate stocks this blatantly most certainly know how to play it right.

    3. Re:Consider the Source by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The Enquirer makes plenty of money paying freelance photographers for pictures of random celebrities and then selling them to the average American. I have significant doubts that they would engage in a risky, easily detected, and highly illegal stock manipulation scheme to make an extra buck on the side.

    4. Re:Consider the Source by nytmare · · Score: 1

      Does the article writer have more info than you do looking at the rear end of some old guy? Bet not.

      Therefore that's not Steve Jobs in the pictures.

  18. Poor Apple Stockholders! Waa. Waa. Waa. by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Poor Apple Stockholders. Steve Jobs is sick and all they worry about is pictures of their control-freak "sell the sizzle" CEO not looking well in the National Enquirer when he has pancreatic cancer. Unfortunately, this is the kind of thing that happens when you have a celebrity CEO.

    Personally, I am surprised this hasn't happened until now. I guess they don't have Michael Jackson to write about anymore and have to branch out.

  19. pics by nomadic · · Score: 1

    "Supposedly the National Enquirer is set to run pictures of Jobs with him looking frail and gaunt." Uhhh, TFA has pictures of him looking frail and gaunt. Look at the October 2010 pic on the TFA, he looks terrible. I wish him luck, though at this point I hope he realizes there are more important things to deal with than work and takes a long break.

    1. Re:pics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you - if i don't get a white iPhone before the end of the month then Jobs is a bastard and deserves a slow painful death. nothing like the swift and merciful end that greeted those lucky kids that worked in his factories.

  20. How is this possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy is skinny as hell. According to Wikipedia, people with extremely low BMI are healthier, and less adverse to death.
    Seriously something is wrong with the message I am getting from all the experts in the media, if this guy is dieing. Take for example that movie about that skinny guy with the weird hair who happens to be a vampire can stop cars with his hand because he is skinny, looks good (supposedly) and is a vampire.

    People with six pack abs, and their rib cages showing can do a myriad of things fat people can not do (like flips through the air).

    I demand that we conduct a study to find out how it is possible that:

    1) the guy is skinny,
    2) the guy is still dieing.

    The guys should not be in the hospital. He should be on a run way someplace.

    Also why is it that the guy lives in the Unites States. According to all the European experts I consult on U-Tube, all the skinny people are in Europe, and there are in fact no skinny people in the USA.

    1. Re:How is this possible by makomk · · Score: 1

      The guy is skinny as hell. According to Wikipedia, people with extremely low BMI are healthier, and less adverse to death. Seriously something is wrong with the message I am getting from all the experts in the media, if this guy is dieing.

      Our society's attitude to weight and weight loss is indeed severely screwed up, to the point that people who are basically dying of cancer and losing weight because they can't keep food down anymore are complemented on how much healthier they look...

  21. Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doctors of Medicinal Wizardry at Netcraft Sanitoriums have determined that Steve Jobs is dying. His slow lapse into death is due to a lack of Ego, which he has depleted to run Apple Enterprises. It was considered giving him a shot of Humility (which has has no natural reserve of) as an experimental treatment, but past review of his life has determined that this would be of no effect. Apple fanbois are quietly assembling at Cupertino to prepare for the inevitable deathwatch.

    1. Re:Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. Running the said Apple enterprises only fed his ego.

    2. Re:Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stay classy, slashdot

    3. Re:Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash: We're all dying, just very slowly.

    4. Re:Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Clsid · · Score: 1

      You are an a-hole. I don't find this funny at all.

    5. Re:Netcraft confirms it: Steve Jobs is dying. by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Those replying with negative reactions to this need to learn some damned history. This is about the best reply that a non-story like "steve jobs might be dying!" deserves. If you don't find it funny you are twelve years old and haven't been following the computer industry press since the 1980s.

      My hat off to you, AC.

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  22. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by corbettw · · Score: 4, Informative

    Don't forget that it was The National Enquirer who broke the story on the Edwards baby and affair. They've established some cred on investigative journalism over the last several years.

    I'm not saying they're right here, I'm just saying it's foolish to discount them out of hand.

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  23. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They scooped a bowl of my nuts.

  24. Engineers and designers are the real geniuses by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Not to mention he wasn't the genius behind Apple. Steve Wozniak was. In fact in numerous interviews about all Steve Jobs had a hand in in actually designing the original Apple computers was insisting that the power supply be a certain color for aesthetics. The real work was done by a man whom half the nation probably has no idea exists.

    Woz is the genius behind the original Apple products from decades past, and Jobs is the genius behind the consumer electronics and publishing juggernaut that Apple is today.

    Not really. The real geniuses are the engineers and the designers. The difference between the Apple II days and now is that decades ago the engineers and designers were far more visible or well known. The Apple II and Woz being at one extreme, however the original Mac had the designers/engineers names molded into the interior of the case. Jobs, then and now, stands on the shoulders of the engineers and designers.

    Best wishes for Jobs. Hopefully he just has to slow down and relax.

  25. Pixar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should all thank Steve for putting Pixar on the road to greatness, even though he didn't start it.

  26. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

    You mean more stuff that was private and had no business on the news?

    Oh noes he likes to nail broads! This was a problem for him and his wife, not the public at large.

  27. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Because the National Enquirer, if you haven't noticed, is one of the most fact checked news outlets out there nowadays, especially with regards to things involving celeberties and popular people. They are up for a pulitzer prize for their John Edwards piece, and have made numerous other scoops. They scooped the Limbaugh painkillers story, the "Dog" / ni**er story, some alledge that they mistook Jackson's drug addiction for an illness, so they called his death too within a month... they busted Tiger's Extramarital affair two months in advance...

    These guys are good. If they have a sourced story on Steve Jobs saying he's dying of cancer, I'd bet around $300 that Jobs does die of it within 6 to 10 weeks.

  28. The doctor isn't even an oncologist by hellfire · · Score: 1

    I wish I could find a source for where I read this, but the doctor looking at the pictures isn't even an oncologist, he's in sports medicine! There's the NE for you.

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  29. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by blair1q · · Score: 1

    The thing about those Enquirer photos is they're from 6 months ago.

  30. Wall street not worried by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Apple is one of the few tech companies that are NOT overpriced. Given their revenue and profits, the market value for Apple is just on par with any industrial company. Geeeez.

    True but perception and fear can cause a bit of short term volatility.

    Contrary to what the summary claims investors are not generally worried, AAPLE was down only 1.3% today. They realize that Steve has picked and trained a very strong management team, a team that proved itself during his previous absence.

    Best wishes for Jobs. Hopefully he just has to slow down and relax.

  31. A Fanbois response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I care more about the Lincoln log I just layed in the shitter than I do about Cancerman Jobs.

  32. Let's give him the respect that anyone deserves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, Slashdot. The guy's health issues are his own business. Let's give him his privacy.

    So he may be dying. What do you do when you hear someone could be dying? Do you make it a spectacle? Do you point and laugh? Of course not. If it is the case, this is a moment for him and his family. It's none of our bussiness.

    We will all find ourselves in this position some day and most of us can be thankful that the press and a sweaty bunch of nerds won't be so disrespectful.

  33. The Elvis of the personal computer by Puzzles · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs is the Elvis of the personal computer. Will people claim that Jobs lives after he dies?

    But unlike Elvis, all these stock fears seem to suggest he is worth more alive than dead. Therefore, if Jobs' possible passing is being kept secret for financial reasons, then shame on anyone involved in the secrecy--it actually does not speak on the value of his life but that of Apple. Rather, if his possible passing is being kept secret for privacy reasons and respect for him and his family, I am as well as everyone else should be satisfied and content.

    I have much more respect for Steve Jobs than I do with Apple. Notice how I make a distinction between the two. Not enough people do, unfortunately. And if we were purposely led to believe that there is no Apple without Steve Jobs, well shame on those people who pushed that idea.

    And if Jobs was part of that idea, then perhaps the best thing he can do is say goodbye and resign before he passes, not the other way around.

    I have no interest in using or developing for Apple products, but I hope Jobs recovers. This is all being played like a game of poker: the very notion that this is being kept secret is more or less a good sign, meant to keep others from folding their hands in the hope that they have a good hand (which can be likened to Steve returning).

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    1. Re:The Elvis of the personal computer by BatGnat · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs is the Elvis of the personal computer.

      Either stop taking the drugs....
      Or start taking the ones your supposed too....

    2. Re:The Elvis of the personal computer by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      The older Elvis got, the fatter he got. Elvis was also the most ground-breaking early in his career, resting on his laurels at the end.

      If anything, Jobs is the anti-Elvis.

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  34. Transplant => doom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why would Jobs need a liver transplant, unless the cancer had metastasized there? And if the cancer is metastatic, then it spells certain doom. Merely replacing his liver isn't going to eliminate the cancer (and be curative), because the cancer has certainly spread elsewhere in his body, too.

  35. You are clearly an engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Engineers are geniuses at engineering. Marketers are geniuses at marketing, a skill which, being social and aesthetic, engineers generally fail at.

    Just because I don't box and don't like Mike Tyson doesn't mean Mike Tyson wasn't an amazing boxer.

    1. Re:You are clearly an engineer by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      You are quite right: they are two different tasks with two different sets of skills. One cannot live long without the other. Engineers must never give into the conceit of amazing technology you can't sell, and marketers must never fall into the conceit of amazing promotion that isn't backed up by performance.

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    2. Re:You are clearly an engineer by mirix · · Score: 1

      Just because I don't have and don't like cancer doesn't mean cancer isn't amazingly effective.

      Marketing is similar. An effective scourge, but a scourge nonetheless.

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    3. Re:You are clearly an engineer by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      To be more specific, too: engineers shouldn't work on solutions for problems (or desires) people don't have. Good marketing isn't just about promotion: it's also about the research in understanding the best place to focus your business's strengths, in a way that will make a profit.

      To play with your sig: marketing people point out opportunities, engineers fulfill them.

    4. Re:You are clearly an engineer by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Engineers are geniuses at engineering. Marketers are geniuses at marketing, a skill which, being social and aesthetic, engineers generally fail at.

      Just because I don't box and don't like Mike Tyson doesn't mean Mike Tyson wasn't an amazing boxer.

      Tyson was a pioneer. Traditionalists always insist that boxing is a sport in which people are supposed to bludgeon each other with their fists... Tyson broadened our horizons, showed us how the time-honored sport could be enhanced through the use of teeth-based attacks.

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    5. Re:You are clearly an engineer by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Just because I don't have and don't like cancer doesn't mean cancer isn't amazingly effective.

      And people say cancer isn't funny...

      Damn you, Bruce McCulloch!

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    6. Re:You are clearly an engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Engineers are geniuses at engineering. Marketers are geniuses at marketing, a skill which, being social and aesthetic, engineers generally fail at.

      Just because I don't box and don't like Mike Tyson doesn't mean Mike Tyson wasn't an amazing boxer.

      Tyson was a pioneer. Traditionalists always insist that boxing is a sport in which people are supposed to bludgeon each other with their fists... Tyson broadened our horizons, showed us how the time-honored sport could be enhanced through the use of teeth-based attacks.

      Actually Tyson was the traditionalist, or maybe more accurately classicist. He was returning the sport to its ancient greek roots. Seriously, the rules were no wrestling, no eye gouging, no rings. That's it. :-)

  36. Apple products may finally improve. by cstanley8899 · · Score: 1

    I can only wonder what kind of product improvements may actually take place once Steve Jobs passes. Blu-Ray, mice that don't cramp your hands, iMacs that are not just silver... Once your overbearing father goes bye bye then a whole new world opens up.

    1. Re:Apple products may finally improve. by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2

      Are you seriously saying that it'll be great when a man dies because you prefer a slightly different type of gadget?

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    2. Re:Apple products may finally improve. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, finally someone gets it~

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  37. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean more stuff that was private and had no business on the news?

    Oh noes he likes to nail broads! This was a problem for him and his wife, not the public at large.

    While his wife is dying of cancer. I for one am glad we found out what a stand-up guy he was.

  38. Iphones success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure their entire success trails on the iPhone which isnt all that innovative but was just a small step ahead in a phone that can easily navigate, browse the internet, and play games; the rest was just a lack of viable choices at the time. They did not invent capacitive screens and the multitouch they put into it has a long history dating back to the 80's and had been in several science fiction shows since then, and it is the only viable and reasonable conclusion to how a tiny device can navigate easily.

  39. Are we sure it is Steve Jobs in the photos? by The+Optimizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The guys over at jalopnik aren't so sure, unless he's traded in his Mercedes SL55 AMG for a 10+ year old Honda Civic...

    http://jalopnik.com/#!5763321/cmon-does-the-national-enquirer-really-think-steve-jobs-owns-a-honda

    1. Re:Are we sure it is Steve Jobs in the photos? by mjwx · · Score: 0

      The guys over at jalopnik aren't so sure, unless he's traded in his Mercedes SL55 AMG for a 10+ year old Honda Civic...

      When you're trying to avoid media attention do you drive a late model Merc or a non descript Honda?

      I dislike the man, not only is he a bad Buddhist, he's just a bad person in general. It's little wonder he'll spend a lot to prolong his life, I doubt he'll be reincarnated as a higher being.

      But anyway, leave the man alone for Buddha's sake. The only people his health should concern are him, his family and Apple shareholders, further more shareholders should only be notified by means of a press release, not a bloody tabloid.

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    2. Re:Are we sure it is Steve Jobs in the photos? by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      He's also apparently scheduled to have dinner with Obama. It is unlikely that the meeting would be scheduled if he was that close to death.

      http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/02/steve-jobs-and-eric-schmidt-to-meet-with-president-obama-thursday-in-san-francisco.html

    3. Re:Are we sure it is Steve Jobs in the photos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who is that old asian guy?

    4. Re:Are we sure it is Steve Jobs in the photos? by dunezone · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Honda Civic was a way of throwing reporters off?

  40. Haven't you heard? by denzacar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe he's just a guy with cancer who doesn't want to spend his last days dying in the public eye while they discuss how to best profit from his passing?

    You forfeit your privacy rights when you sign that "rich AND famous" contract.
    And a part of your human rights goes down the drain when you turn yourself into a brand.
    You don't get to be in the spotlight and not take in some heat from the lights.

    Think about it. Would Woz, in a similar situation, be facing the same privacy problems as Jobs? How about Paul Allen?

    That is why I keep my wishes simple. I just want to be rich. Someone else can be famous. E.g. the getaway driver.
    He can have all the fame in the world as long as I'm free to keep and use the money. In fact...

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    1. Re:Haven't you heard? by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

      Think about it. Would Woz, in a similar situation, be facing the same privacy problems as Jobs? How about Paul Allen?

      Good point, though the general public doesn't know who they are, so there wouldn't be nearly the media coverage. A better analogy would be Gates. He doesn't have anything to do with the day-to-day at MS, so the public doesn't have a right to knowledge about his health, and by my view would be entitled to all the privacy most people are asking us to give Jobs. But Jobs' has shown that without him Apple falters, and with him it soars. The likelihood of his being involved in the day to day operations is paramount to the investing decisions of millions of people.

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    2. Re:Haven't you heard? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      I wasn't referring to the simple interest by the shareholders. They don't usually get their information from National Enquirer. Or at least they don't look for it there.

      I was referring to the kind of recognition that results from chasing that celebrity status usually held by rock stars and other "celebrities".
      You want fame? Well guess what - one of the main causes of fame are the paparazzi.

      Bill Gates would have similar problems. Being notoriously rich (richest in the world more than once) buys you that too.
      Summer of 2009. he came privately, unannounced, with family, to Croatia for about two hours. Did the media miss that? Not a chance.

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    3. Re:Haven't you heard? by Varkias · · Score: 1

      You forfeit your privacy rights when you sign that "rich AND famous" contract. And a part of your human rights goes down the drain when you turn yourself into a brand. You don't get to be in the spotlight and not take in some heat from the lights.

      Really? I guess you have no problem when people want to know more about what happened to Lara Logan after her sexually assault in Egypt, because you know she's a public figure, rich AND famous. Disgusting! From my perspective both of them are people FIRST and public figures second, they deserve privacy at times like this. Comments like this just sound like sour grapes to me.

    4. Re:Haven't you heard? by ehack · · Score: 1

      Paul Allen had Hodgkins Lymphoma.

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  41. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Why is it that the National Enquirer gets the third degree, and yet other media like NBC, CBS, New York Times, and so on get a free pass? What does it say about them that they look to the National Enquirer to lead? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

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  42. Re:Christianity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plenty of companies are in this position. Scientology and Christianity immediately come to mind.

    Seriously? Jesus died and rose again and still lives. We went past that stage over 2k years ago.

    brush up on the Bible bro (Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth)

    You may need it.

  43. Karma be damned... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    The smart market knows he is the messiah

    He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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  44. Steve Jobs Compared with Bill Gates by TheResortManager · · Score: 1

    If only Steve lived his life like Bill Gates...

    Sad.

  45. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't personally care whether an elected official cheats on his wife. I agree that's mostly something between him and his wife. However, it does raise an interesting question regarding trust -- Can you still really trust him in his elected position? If he cheats on someone he is/was intimate with, who's to say he isn't also cheating on the public? (bribes, earmarks, corporate buyout, etc.)

  46. Re:Christianity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....why would God create Humans on Earth so he could just recreate them in Heaven.....makes no sense. More likely His original purpose would have been having Humans living on Earth forever. No? Where would Adam and Eve be if they never sinned? Think about it.

  47. Re:Cure For Cancer: Oxygen Therapy, raising body P by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

    Oh good, the crazy bus is here...

  48. Re:Private Lives by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except Mark Zuckerberg

    He deserves to have every facet of his life known and subjected to Liking or DisLiking.

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  49. Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by Animats · · Score: 2

    Apple's #2 manager is Timothy Cook, Apple's chief operating officer. He's a cost control and outsourcing guy. He came from Compaq, where he turned them from a manufacturer into a distributor of products made offshore. That's what he did at Apple, too - closed all the Apple factories and outsourced manufacturing to FoxConn. He's good at managing low-cost outsourced manufacturing. He's running Apple now, and will probably succeed Jobs.

    Apple will survive. Cook will hire some low-cost design firm in Beijing to do the next products. There's good design coming out of Beijing now. Check out PER design group's work. FoxConn in Shenzen already does the manufacturing. All Apple US has to do is manage the deals with other parties. Cupertino will probably be downsized to a marketing and IP rights organization.

    1. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he was a real winner for Compaq.

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    2. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riiiiight that's why I've has one of the largest Industrial Design groups in the world. You are aware that Apple has a few dollars right? Fuck I need to take a shower to get the fucking stupid off me from letting my eyeballs just glance at this place anymore. Off to Ars Technica where the grown-ups are.

    3. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by stiller · · Score: 1

      Since Apple's product design and development units seem to be their biggest assets, why the hell would they want to outsource those? Outsourcing manufacturing makes sense in a lot of cases, outsourcing product innovation is just a really bad idea. Basically, in your scenario, the company would have no added value at all, becoming little more than a patent troll.

    4. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's good design coming out of Beijing now.

      HAHAHAHAHAH

      Yes because none of that is stolen ideas from Japan, Korea, and the US itself.

      You're kidding yourself if you think any Chinese company can stop thinking about quick bucks long enough to make an innovative (and risky) product.

    5. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Forstall; he's the iOS guy, which seems to be the direction they are going. He also seems more comfortable out on stage in front of the big screen. Tim Cook can continue to make sure the bills are payed.

    6. Re:Apple's next CEO: Timothy Cook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off to Ars Technica where the cock-sucking apple-loving thick-head cunts are.

      there, fixed that for ya!

  50. We know how sick he is. by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    Pancreatic cancer is a death sentence. It is extremely rare to express any symptoms at all before the cancer metastatizes.
    Surgery for pancreatic cancer is, in general, palliative.

    Ask an oncologist what the general prognosis is for pancreatic cancer. Go ahead and mention that the patient is a billionaire if you like.

    He's pretty much as sick as a person can get. I have no doubt he is aware of this and doesn't need to be told by a slashdot headline.

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    1. Re:We know how sick he is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup, spot on. My dad died from pancreatic cancer, quickly - under 4 months from diagnosis. The symptoms looked a lot like diabetes, although he was in good health otherwise. It moves fast. Jobs' form of PC is the slower Islet type, which is often operable (which we all know he did) but generally it's also considered a death sentence within 10 years. Of the several PC survivors we met that lived beyond the first year, all have since died.

      Just wanted to concur - he's about as sick as anyone can get, and will not recover. Who really cares about /. anyway?

  51. Re:Cure For Cancer: Oxygen Therapy, raising body P by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

    I think someone just came off their medication...

  52. Not so yummy apples by Lenardius+VII · · Score: 1

    Seems like an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away.

  53. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If it's a Democrat, it's supposed to be a matter of privacy even if they're breaking the law (Bill Clinton and perjury, John Edwards and violating FEC laws by using campaign money to fund his mistress and child, et al). If it's a Republican, it's everyone's business even if no laws were broken (Mark Sanford, Chris Lee, et al).

    Oh, I know, the Rs are hypocrites since they say they believe in something and can't live up to it, so that's why they must be exposed. Ds are off the hook since they don't have a core belief to violate, even if they break the law in the process.

  54. HE'S OLD MOFO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that guy's been around since the apple 2 so that makes him one old motherfucka, motherfucka. the dude is gonna die no matter what he "'has'".

  55. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    Which party is trying to stick it's nose in my personal business? Which party is trying to dictate what I can do in the bedroom? Which party is trying to restrict access to birth control? Which party is trying to tell women what they can do with their own bodies? Hint, it sure as shit ain't the democrats.

  56. Put Him on the Golden Throne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve Jobs is dying for your untrendy sins, but if he leaves this plane of existence, then the ruinous forces of M$ will finally overwhelm the reality distortion shield. This must not be allowed to happen, brothers. We must place the exalted Steve onto the Golden Throne where the asethetically designed life support systems will allow His Trendic emanations to continue to guide our Product Designers. Truly, the fate of untrendy heretics is to be cleansed by bolter fire.

    1. Re:Put Him on the Golden Throne by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      In the '1984' commercial that launched the Mac? The big face on the screen was Steve Jobs.

      He grew up watching the Wizard of Oz once a year on television (we all did from that generation.) He identified with 'The Great and Powerful Oz' scene the most.

      To extend the metaphor a little, your homework assignment is to figure out who Toto is.

    2. Re:Put Him on the Golden Throne by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      To extend the metaphor a little, your homework assignment is to figure out who Toto is.

      I don't know who Toto is, but I have it on good authority that they, at some point, saw the rain down in Africa.

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    3. Re:Put Him on the Golden Throne by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, joke fault. I meant, of course, that they blessed the rains down in Africa...

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  57. The problem is that this is our business by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

    I wish we lived in a world where Steve Jobs could be left alone and worry about getting better. As much as I hate Apple's arrogance and closed nature, I think we can all recognize the contributions that they have made to our modern world. If it weren't for Apple and Steve Jobs, I'd still be running around with some tiny-screen POS phone rather than the Nexus One. Whether you own Apple products or not, you have probably benefited from their innovations.

    But, unfortunately, we don't live in a world where Steve Jobs can be left alone. We live in a world where many, many investors own a part of Apple, and they have a big stake in the success of the company too. Investors have the right to know what Apple knows about whether Steve Jobs will still be CEO in the immediate future. Steve Jobs is an instrumental part of the company, so it is imperative that the company be open and transparent about the status of their CEO and who will succeed him should he need to step down.

    The personal details of Steve Jobs' health are none of the investor's business. But knowing whether they may need to find a CEO and who that might be is.

    Here's hoping that the rumors are bogus and Steve is on his way to recovery.

    1. Re:The problem is that this is our business by geekoid · · Score: 1

      He can be. It's not like he reads slashdot. He an easily siy in his nice home and relax without ever turning on any news.

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  58. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    It would have been better for him to get on the ticket as VP first though.

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  59. Re:Cure For Cancer: Oxygen Therapy, raising body P by josteos · · Score: 1

    Someone must have cut off his oxygen supply.

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  60. Re:Private Lives by mewsenews · · Score: 1

    Except Mark Zuckerberg He deserves to have every facet of his life known and subjected to Liking or DisLiking.

    I just decided to go to Facebook to see how open Zuckerberg's personal facebook page is. The answer? I can't find his personal Facebook page. You can't "friend" him. He has a "public figure" page where someone posts news snippets and you can "like" it. Hypocrite.

  61. If he had bone-itis by geekoid · · Score: 1

    they could just freeze him for 1000 years.

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  62. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was using campaign funds donated by members of the public to (grossly over-)pay her for doing video services for the campaign, a job which many people believe she only got because either he wanted to keep her close so they could sleep together or as a bribe to keep her public. Misuse of campaign funds like that (or in general) *is* a public issue. A big one. Especially for someone running for president.

  63. Whatever others might say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a fascist? Come on, do you know what a fascist does? Stop vomiting words you don't know what they mean.

    Seriously, a "death" tag. Have a minimum of tact, /. !

    Whatever he may be, he's just another guy, like me, like any other. He is 96% equal to any one -- ANY ONE.

    Whatever he may have done, he never resort to the bad things some of his competitors routinely do. He sees beauty where others see void. There should be a prize for imagination. He didn't just innovate, he showed everybody how to innovate for those who couldn't care less about technology.

    I hope God bless him and helps him thru these tribulations. No one is eternal, but if we lose him, it's not just another iPod next year we'll miss. There are still the things he hasn't done, there are still the things he hasn't rethought.

    I want now an iPad, but one that runs Linux. But suddenly, my 1,3Kg/2,5lbs netbook is too clumsy and overweight. I bet he would come up with something new again -- so good I might be forced to buy from Apple -- even though Apple largely ignored my country for years.

    Yet, with all these problems, when I compare my life to his, I cannot help to think he floored life's accelerator. He did lots of things we dreamed, but could never make happen.

    I hope he gets healed -- for our benefit.

  64. Re:Private Lives by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    Screw you. If you don't like Facebook, don't use it. This is nothing more than antagonistic, hypocritical, petty vengeance befitting an angst-ridden prepubescent teenager.

  65. God never stopped doing miracles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please pray for Steve Jobs.

  66. Re:Cure For Cancer: Oxygen Therapy, raising body P by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    That's messy. I always come on my medication.

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  67. Broken clocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that it was The National Enquirer who broke the story on the Edwards baby and affair. They've established some cred on investigative journalism over the last several years.

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

  68. Let him die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who knows how many kids died because he is a rich jerk and could afford a new pancreas. Further with the way he has made apple products suck balls with lock in and overpriced hardware, I personally hope he dies.

    Live on Linus Gates or Bill Torvalds!

  69. How is that hypocritical! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I can't find his personal Facebook page. You can't "friend" him. He has a "public figure" page where someone posts news snippets and you can "like" it. Hypocrite.

    How is that hypocritical? It's not like he's forcing every single human to be on Facebook. Everyone has the right to not have a Facebook page, including him.

    Now it might be bad advertising to not use your own product, but the truth is that people use Facebook because they want to, because they want to share all these details that you are so aghast at exposing. It's not hypocritical to provide a service people want while not using it yourself - it would be if he had spoken against something like Facebook, but plainly he has not.

    My guess is that he's actually on Facebook under a pseudonym that just his closest friends know.

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    1. Re:How is that hypocritical! by Nirvelli · · Score: 1

      He's on facebook under his real name; somebody hacked the privacy settings and leaked a bunch of his stuff once. News of this even made it to slashdot.

    2. Re:How is that hypocritical! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      How is that hypocritical?

      It's like that picture of a Pepsi driver drinking a Coke. If Facebook is so awesome, why isn't he using it?

    3. Re:How is that hypocritical! by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Only if he were using MySpace.

    4. Re:How is that hypocritical! by metalgamer84 · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is/was "Tom" on MySpace?

    5. Re:How is that hypocritical! by xnpu · · Score: 1

      Eh.. just because it's your own awesome product you have to use it? When did that become a rule?

    6. Re:How is that hypocritical! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly: drug dealers have known this for ages!

    7. Re:How is that hypocritical! by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      It's not, but if Steve Jobs were to be seen using an Android or Windows 7 phone, what would that say about him? It shows at best that he believes there's a superior product to his own, and at worst he doesn't believe in his product for one reason or another.

  70. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh noes he likes to nail broads! This was a problem for him and his wife, not the public at large.

    Obviously, you are correct if John Edwards weren't a candidate for public office. The concern in his case is that a secret like this could become a liability if an evil-doer were to find out about it and then attempt to blackmail him for political influence. Think David Letterman's situation, but at a VP or Presidential level.

    In response to people mocking the National Esquire's credibility, I have to point out that they have only once been successfully sued for libel. Truth is always a defense against a libel suit. Also, they have been critical in unearthing many facts and details used in criminal cases

    From Wikipedia:

    The Enquirer additionally scooped other media outlets during the O. J. Simpson murder trial: when a distinctive footprint from a Bruno Magli shoe was found at the crime scene, Simpson vehemently denied owning such a shoe. The Enquirer, however, published two photos showing Simpson wearing Bruno Magli shoes.

    Seth

  71. You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because unlike with other CxOs Steve Jobs has purposely built a cult of personality around him that will seriously affect the stock.

    That's bullshit. He's already left, the stock took a small dive but is higher than ever now. Most people at this point (except for Apple Haters) are pretty much assuming Jobs is not really coming back.

    The fact is that Apple as entire markets that they drive, Jobs leaving will not affect the momentum of the company for many, many years to come - if ever. Rather that building "a cult of personality" Jobs built an approach to thinking about consumer electronics, and he's shared that with everyone at Apple - as much as anyone could share it.

    You know who would have more impact leaving/being ill than Jobs right now? Ives. Because even with Jobs gone Ives will present a consistency of products such that at first glance you will not even realize Jobs was not involved.

    Between momentum and a stable of people with considerable design and product skills, Apple will do just fine without Jobs.

    The reason why Apple Haters are so insistent that Jobs will be back, is that they will have no-one to attribute success to without Jobs there, will have to actually admit Apple might have built a few products people like to use because they are well designed. To an Apple Hater this is the end times.

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    1. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      That's rubbish. I hate Apple but that's because I hate Jobs and his fascist tendencies. Apple's products, on the other hand, are top notch. I'd by one if they weren't pushed by an litigious fascist arsehole like Jobs.

      OSX really appeals to me and I suppose iPhones are ok (not really my kind of thing) but I won't ever buy an Apple product because I will not go where I am not free to use the device as I like, develop with whatever tools I like and not have the capricious whim of Jobs decide how or what I can do.

    2. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by tsa · · Score: 2

      People who call other people fascists usually can be ignored. If you don't know what 'fascist' means your opinion is probably not based on anything but gut feeling.

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    3. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's rubbish. I hate Apple but that's because I hate Jobs and his fascist tendencies.

      So in other words, I label you an Apple Hater, and you claim it's the guy that you say is the whole reason behind Apple's success is what you hate.

      In other words, you are an Apple Hater by your own definition. Not to mention Drama Queen for throwing around the word "fascist".

      I won't ever buy an Apple product because I will not go where I am not free to use the device as I like, develop with whatever tools I like and not have the capricious whim of Jobs decide how or what I can do.

      A common trait of the Apple Hater is the willful ignorance of the reality of Apple gear - I'm an iOS developer, none of what you say is true. They long ago removed the restrictions to not use things like mono or the flash compilers for iPhone development, for example. Jobs doesn't decide what I do with my devices, at all - what's sad is that you are promoting the misunderstanding that is the case.

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    4. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I sorta see people who call someone else a "hater" and think that's an argument the same way.

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    5. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Typical fanboy reaction - label anyone not slotting neatly into your worshipful little reality as a "hater", and deride it as a "meme".

      GP got it exactly right. Steve hasn't resigned his post, he's taken an indefinite leave of absence. If he had quit, and Apple had appointed a successor, Apple would have had a bump in their share price, and gone on their way. He didn't. When the shareholders asked for a succession plan (i.e. whose going to run the show if Steve leaves?) they got nothing.

      What Apple is doing now is *building* apprehension amongst their shareholders. Steve leaving might not make much of a difference to Apple's production qualities - but everyone's afraid it will because Apple's acting so cagey. The fear Apple's behaviour is generating is certainly going to effect it's stock price because stock, in the end, is really based on nothing more than fears and hopes.

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    6. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by euroq · · Score: 1

      Thank you. +1

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    7. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I understand what the word means. I used it precisely because of it's meaning.

      I'm referring to the Job's role in maintaining the Apple cult. The view that there's one way to do it - Apple's way and no other. It is a totalitarian ideology. It permits no criticism and the cult members leap in to defend the cult against all opposing points of view.

      That's a fascist world view.

      As someone with a degree in Philosophy who has studied Politicial Science, I know perfectly well what the word 'fascist' means.

      I like the way you try to define opposing views as not worthy of comment rather than thinking about them. Good little cult member.

    8. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 2

      You said: "The reason why Apple Haters are so insistent that Jobs will be back, is that they will have no-one to attribute success to without Jobs there, will have to actually admit Apple might have built a few products people like to use because they are well designed"

      I was saying that you're wrong. I'm an Apple hater but I DO NOT HATE THE PRODUCTS. I said "Apple's products, on the other hand, are top notch"

      You claim that Apple haters don't want to admit that Apple produce good products. I'm saying this is untrue - I freely admit that Apple make good products. I really like some of them. It's not the products that I hate.

      Do you fucking understand yet???

      You said: ", I label you an Apple Hater, and you claim it's the guy that you say is the whole reason behind Apple's success is what you hate.
      In other words, you are an Apple Hater by your own definition. Not to mention Drama Queen for throwing around the word "fascist"."

      Actually, you didn't label me an Apple hater, I self-identified as one. So yes, I am an Apple hater by my own definition. Did it look like I was trying to deny it? Do you have comprehension problems? Should I type slower for you?

      And WTF is your fascist attitude about using the word 'fascist'? It has a perfectly good meaning, it's the best word for describing totalitarian world views that brook no opposing thoughts and value the collective (the party, the cult). Perfectly fitting. What's your malfunction? You Apple zealots seem awfully keen on defining opposing ideas out of existence rather than thinking about them. But that's rather consistent with a cult.

      You say "A common trait of the Apple Hater is the willful ignorance of the reality of Apple gear - I'm an iOS developer, none of what you say is true. They long ago removed the restrictions to not use things like mono or the flash compilers for iPhone development, for example. Jobs doesn't decide what I do with my devices, at all - what's sad is that you are promoting the misunderstanding that is the case."

      Ah, but THEY DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. Just because the dictates were rescinded doesn't mean that they didn't exist in the first place. You yourself tacitly admit that these restriction existed = this is what I mean. They should NEVER EVER have existed in the first place. The fact that the policeman stops beating you with a truncheon doesn't make him now your friend.

      You also conveniently (dishonestly!) leave out the fact that you still can't use Java on the iPhone.

      Throw in Apple's capricious use of the app store to destroy competing products, censor ideas it doesn't like, unjustly profit from other people's business (30% poll tax on paid downloadable content!)... I'd rather dangle my balls into a rat trap than employ one of Job's poisoned environments. I'm not willing to have my business killed on the offhand and unjustified whim of a prick like Jobs and Apple's pack of trained lawyers.

    9. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I used to sell Apple gear, and it didn't matter what he said on stage, complete crap or truth, people believed him.

      Apple gets away with using a lot of "half-lies", and they lose that advantage when Jobs leaves.

    10. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      You also conveniently (dishonestly!) leave out the fact that you still can't use Java on the iPhone.

      Out of all the continued denialism, I'll just point out that one.

      You still are fixated on what Apple ships with, not what the devices can do.

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    11. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by abell · · Score: 1

      Out of all the continued denialism, I'll just point out that one.

      ...which starts with:

      What we need is a working unlocked and jailbraked IPhone

      Now, not the best example of an open platform, I would say.

    12. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Alanis+Morissette · · Score: 1

      I'm happy you won't get modded up because you sure are full of hyperbole ;) Perhaps you should ask for your money back because that education was a waste. Even a cursory check on wikipedia shows that you are insulting the true victims of facism. Now run along back to your walled garden games console and enjoy your hypocrisy ;) ;)

    13. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      many people bought the stock on jobs appearances, if you read even OLD stuff where he is marketing apple products he focused the articles on himself, very rarely giving any credit to anyone else, that's his marketing method which has worked very well(except for next).

      it's all about jobs, but it's not many choices he's made if you look at the sw and hw trail. but the stock price is about appearances for future, apple stock is a BET that the stock will go higher, as there is no expectancy of dividends(of course, that might change). the times when it jumps higher are when jobs announces another 'groundbreaking' product, so with jobs out of the picture such sure fire days are over.

      still, losing weight due to illness sucks big time. I used to be 103kg, lost on purpose 20kg - then *bam* a case of acute pancreatitis few years ago, aftereffects were destroyed apetite and digestive system not working properly. so tables turned completely on me, lost since 10kg more despite trying my best to eat more and to find stuff that I could eat. couldn't eat chilis for two years without serious troubles, and still have to be careful with them, and I used to have to make conscious effort to not eat too much, I learnt to do rough calorie calculations etc in order to shed the weight. extremely depressing too, I can't just fill myself by force with donuts or whatever either, something wonky about not all fat breaking up so it just goes straight through(and nausea if I push it, so i try not to).

      'been off booze though since then, that sucks too. the weights stabilised now(to about 72-73) but I can't seem to increase fat reserves, more of the opposite, so i'm transforming to some iggy pop lookalike as a side effect, i'm as hard as I can to avoid looking like jobs is looking now.

      pancreas can be a real bitch organ, when it's fucked the how you feel is often fucked too and I'd rather get gangraped than have another acute attack. crushing fingers slowly? yeah, I'd rather take that too.

      I'm still under 30, usually this shit hits and kills alcies in 40-60 range, if you start having 2 day hangovers move to jamaica and drop booze, seriously.

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    14. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Apple haters? Seriously. Hardly anyone hates Apple, they just think their products suck so they use other ones. To be fair, Steve Jobs is kind of an asshole and disliking him is disjoint from disliking Apple products.

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    15. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      You just scared the shit out of me. All the best.

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    16. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by radl33t · · Score: 1

      bla bla, you're crowing as a customer or a shareholder is just as shallow as the apple hate. Their valuation is unmistakably linked to future growth. Jobs is inextricably linked with the company's success. It stands to reason that his absence will affect apparent value. The fickle nature of consumer markets makes the issue more sensitive. Any failure or problem in his absence, specifically associated with finish or quality, could be extremely damaging to the apparent value of the company. In the short term, the investment is significantly riskier. The long term growth of a continually successful Apple is a separate issue. How large do you think they will become? Without dividends and absent (or declining) growth, their valuation will suffer.

    17. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      I sorta see people who call someone else a "hater" and think that's an argument the same way.

      Yeah, calling someone a "hater" basically means you're negating someone because they happen to have a strong opinion about something...

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    18. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      That's rubbish. I hate Apple but that's because I hate Jobs and his fascist tendencies.

      IOW about the only people who believe in this "personality cult of Steve Jobs" are the people who hate him and Apple.

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    19. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      You dumb fuck - you CANNOT use that to make Java apps which you can release - it REQUIRES a JAILBROKEN phone.

      "You still are fixated on what Apple ships with, not what the devices can do."

      No I'm not. I said that I LIKE the devices. As a developer I DONT like the restrictions, censorship and arbitrary destruction of competing products that Apple applies. You are clearly a deluded, lying fanboy, but it would be nice if you at least answered the issues I raised.

      I notice that you also have no response for all the other points I raised.

    20. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Isn't it Ironic?

    21. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      "IOW about the only people who believe in this "personality cult of Steve Jobs" are the people who hate him and Apple"

      Or, conversely, the Apple cultists are the only ones who don't believe that there's an Apple cult, eh, 'CheerfulMacFanboy'? I mean, for fuck's sake, I like a lot of tech, but I'd never brand MY OWN IDENTITY with one. Like you do. And anyway, I think the cult is more an Apple cult per se, than a Jobs cult. He's just the charismatic cult leader.

      I'd also point out that obviously the market - the independent thinkers who's only interest is profit, not technology or personality - they obviously think that jobs has cult-leader like influence as well, because the Apple share price wouldn't drop every time Jobs is in the news for being ill.

      QED.

    22. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's bullshit."

      Jobs is a public figure by choice, marketed by Apple, and self-marketed by his own choice for NeXT and Apple. This isn't some guy toiling in privacy and releasing a product made by him. He's put himself out there as the face of Apple.

      Steve Jobs was and is heralded as bringing Apple back from the brink. There are stories on /. about how much Apple's stock has gone up prior to Jobs rejoining Apple. When Apple "bought" NeXT, it was called Jobs returning back to the helm he helped create. Further, he put himself in the spotlight, and he always has, even when he was with NeXT.

      It is a mute point of whether or not Apple will or will not do well when Jobs stays away or is no more. The point is he's marketed himself publicly as the face of Apple, and people bought products BECAUSE it was from Job's company. While his health concerns are a private matter, they will have a public impact, and it's not just a simple "private life" issue. If someone steals his medical records or breaks professional trust, that's crossing the line. Speculating on his return or non-return is not, particularly when he's been rather public about his medical treatment and leaves of absences from Apple.

    23. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Or, conversely, the Apple cultists are the only ones who don't believe that there's an Apple cult, eh, 'CheerfulMacFanboy'? I mean, for fuck's sake, I like a lot of tech, but I'd never brand MY OWN IDENTITY with one. Like you do.

      Says the guy who calls himself "kaffiene" - addicted much, bubbele? So much that you lost all humor. The epitome of hateboyism.

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    24. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      You're incoherent. I point out that you've branded yourself with your tech loyality with 'CheerfulMacFanboy' and you retort:

      'Says the guy who calls himself "kaffiene"'

      What the hell? Which tech company, (or brand of ANY kind????) is Kaffiene?

      Jesus, you morons couldn't follow an argument if the department of motor vehicles painted two fucking yellow lines down each side and shoved a sign on it saying "clue this way"

    25. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by CheerfulMacFanboy · · Score: 1

      Jees, get that stick out of your ass. Asperger's doesn't excuse everything.

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    26. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      That's the best argument you've put forward so far. You are very clever.

    27. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... coming from actually working in the company, you're full of shit.

      Totalitarian regime, my ass. We the employees have every right to judge what the Apple does. It's just that many of us happen to agree with the general direction the company goes. Sure, sometimes the lockdown on iOS products annoy us too. Afterall, we're geeks who like to tinker too.

      But in the end, we see the options and make the decision.
      We build the products the way we do because that's what we think is best product given what we've developed so far.

      No multitasking on iPhone 1? Yeah, because we're not confident it's done right. (You can say WinMo, Palm, Newton, and Android did user-app multitasking first. But in the end, Palm and Newton both were stylus oriented and long gone, and WinMo and Android's battery life is still shit on equal hardware because it's so easy to have even a first party app run amok. What? Did I hear you ask how I would know? It's not like everybody in Apple wanted to switch to AT&T. Hell, even now, there's still PPC holdouts among us.)

      No copy/paste on version 1? Yeah, cuz we're still making sure we really want it to be done this way. Gee, what a concept.

      No native apps on iOS 1? Yeah, because if our libraries are barely working just enough to make the phone work as advertised, what good does it do us to give you half-implemented libraries? Oh you didn't know? We don't pull magically good code out of our asses. We have to implement it, test it, refine it, AND then finally let people use it. If you used our prototype code, you'd make shit apps. You'd blame us for your shit apps. It's a no win situation. So stop trying to link to our private frameworks, dammit. It's done when it's done.

      No UI skinning/customization? Yeah, of course, because most developers make shit UIs and don't understand that it's usability not eye candy. Seriously. Half of you guys come from the standpoint that recompiling all your modules on a kernel update is awesome usability. If you can't make your own lives easier, how the hell can we expect you to make a normal person's life easier?

      If you think we follow orders against all opposing points of view, you're mistaken. We do what we do because we clearly know more than most other techies do about how to make something people want. Just because you disagree doesn't make us lemmings, it just shows you that you're probably not as good of a product designer compared to us. I think Wall Street seems to agree, eh?

    28. Re:You present the Apple Hater meme, not reality. by PipsqueakOnAP133 · · Score: 1

      So, if they're unhappy as shareholders... why not sell?

  72. Re:Private Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if he is sick everyone should respect his privacy! who are you? does everyone know every facet of your life?

  73. Hang in there Steve by smoothbob52 · · Score: 1

    I'm not an Apple fan but I have a lot of respect for Steve's accomplishments and battles both business and healthwise. On the other hand, while some of his actions in the past have been controversial, his story(ies) of success should be something for us to emulate. Oh and here's the link I'm totally dropping just for kicks. http://bit.ly/AeriaNews

  74. not news by Beowulf878 · · Score: 1

    With his history, as its publicly reported, if he wasn't seeing an oncologist even if only to rule out cancer it would be surprising. This should be expected.

    Of course, he could have been going to see a friend there or any one of a thousand things... cancer patients often get to meet each other at clinics and become friends.

    I hope he gets well soon, in any case.

  75. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Oh, so that's why they passed on the rumor that John McCain was having an affair..no wait, they reported that one. Of course, it turned out to be untrue, unlike the John Edwards story.

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  76. Re:Private Lives by zmughal · · Score: 2

    Actually that's only partially true, his profile page is here, which is accessible by the ID 4. His public figure page is different. You can't friend him, just send messages (and "Report/block this person"). Every user can do the same under their privacy settings.

  77. Linux people V Apple People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Linus was seriously ill no-one would be worried about the future of the kernel but rather the future of Linus. Mac heads are selfish.

  78. ns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looking on the brite side, they have excellent palliative care in California

  79. Re:Private Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boy isn't this the truth!!! Zuckerberg deserves more than that but I'll let it go for now. Just saying, he's NO Steve Jobs!

  80. Re:Private Lives by Nocuous · · Score: 1

    Calm down, cowboy. If true, Zuckerberg not using facebook is hypocritical. (I don't know if it's true - some people posted links to the contrary, I don't care enough to check it out.)

    Your nasty little ad hominem attack was way out of proportion to the gp's post. What's really got you angry?

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  81. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by defaria · · Score: 1

    Actually the National Enquirer has broken a number of news stories more accurate than other media outlets... And yes, we have degraded that far down if not further down. The average American is now stupider than a 5th grader!

  82. Re:Private Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I could "like" this comment.

  83. Re:Private Lives by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    respect his privacy? He's the CEO of a publicly traded company worth hundreds of Billions of dollars. The health of the CEO is material information that should be disclosed to investors, not hidden away. This is especially true for an organization that lives & breathes the the cult of personality.

    If Steve Jobs wants his privacy to be respected then I suggest he resign his position from apple. Until then he is fair game.

  84. Are you trying to put up a straw man or... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...did you just accidentally bump into that irrelevant thesis? Or are you just trolling?

    Cause you are very much confusing someone who consciously chose to be in the spotlight for their own ego-boosting and enjoyment - and someone who was been a victim of "sexual assault".
    And now the person who liked the spotlight while it was warming their ego feels bad about "their make up being all smeared from the heat" and doesn't want that kind of publicity?

    Sorry, but that is a COMPLETELY different category than someone who has (even *allegedly) been a victim of a CRIME.
    And who's privacy is obviously being handled with a little more more logic and reason than what you tried to push there, even by such a crude and cruel judge as public opinion.

    Also, my personal view on the subject has about as much influence of public opinion as my ass has influence on oceanic currents and tides.

     
     
     
    *I said "allegedly" cause, on one hand all we have so far is a very short yet VERY unclear report on something that has been characterized as "brutal and sustained sexual assault and beating" by thugs yelling, "Jew! Jew!" [sic] (Logan is not Jewish.) while at the same time being "not a rape." - and on another we have a climate of calling a very wide range of actions a "sexual assault".
    See: Julian Assange.

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    1. Re:Are you trying to put up a straw man or... by Varkias · · Score: 1

      Cause you are very much confusing someone who consciously chose to be in the spotlight for their own ego-boosting and enjoyment - and someone who was been a victim of "sexual assault".

      I'm not the troll here and my comment obviously hit a nerve with you. I believe I was clear enough on the point I was trying to make: Nir Rosen's tweets about Lara Logan vs seeing a woman who was brutally attacked. Seeing Steve Jobs hogging the spotlight vs seeing a sick man dying of cancer. My point, both people deserve privacy even if they are "celebrities".

  85. Re:Cure For Cancer: Oxygen Therapy, raising body P by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    That's not medication, and probably the only reason you have a subscription for them is that way your insurance will pay for them.

  86. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Democrats don't believe in your pivacy any more than Republicans do..Republicans may care what you're doing in the bedroom, but Democrats care what light bulb you have in your bedroom fixtures while you do it. Which party's leader is calling for the execution of an American without a trial? Which party wants the government to maintain and control your medical records, not to mention having full disclosure of any medical procedure you've had done so they can pay the bill via socialized medicine, yet still pretends that abortion (some would argue murder) is founded in a right to privacy from that same government? I could go on with hundreds of examples, including simple positions as well as deeds actually done (Wilson and FDR with interrnment camps), but it wouldn't matter to you since you clearly have a partisan bent.

    Get off your high horse... neither party cares about your freedom or privacy. Open your eyes and quit blindly cheerleading.

  87. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

    Has the media degraded so far that we are now counting the National Enquirer as a reliable news source?

    Yes.

    Actually, no; it's degraded farther.

  88. Re:Private Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure unfriending him was the first thing I had to do when I first joined facebook.

  89. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by tgeller · · Score: 1

    And a "trashy" magazine dedicated mostly to hairstyles and movie stars was the one who brought the photos of murdered Emmett Till to light, greatly galvanizing the U.S. civil rights movement.

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  90. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by multi+io · · Score: 1

    Well, they did predict remaining life expectancies of cancer patients before -- for Patrick Swayze, they predicted he had "weeks" to live TWICE, iirc -- first they said it ~2 years before his death, and then again 6 months before his death. I agree that the NE is a reputable source for the things it actually specializes in, and so I do think the the sightings of Steve Jobs are authentic. But predicting the remaining lifespan based on some photographs is bullshit.

  91. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    Can you still really trust him in his elected position?

    Hint: No.

    That's the default treatment one should give any politician. Trustworthiness should be proved/earned.

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  92. All about stuck pumping and dumping by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

    It is all about stock pumping and dumping.

    Nobody believes it is Steve Jobs apart from the same journalists who used to see aliens and flying saucerers all the time. Why would Steve drive a Honda Civic ? Why would he use a 2nd rate US clinic when he went through the treatment at a specialist clinic in Europe ?

    I am long in APple shares, and thinks all this is stupid, but after options expires today, there is potential for new record highs.

    What happens when Steve is gone ? Nobody knows. But the people in Apple should be able to come up with new products without Steve. Can they find a replacement ? Maybe not. Can they find a QA guy who can approve/reject designs as Steve did ? Maybe. But I doubt he will also be the CEO, but that is not important.

  93. White space in slashdot by dargaud · · Score: 1

    The white space with slashdot 3.0 is getting completely out of hand. The comment above is only 14 lines but take out my entire screen on a 1920x1200 screen, even with a small font. I can put 2 lines between each line of text. Taco: fix this !

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  94. Jobs failed to sell less-than-amazing products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Engineers are geniuses at engineering. Marketers are geniuses at marketing, a skill which, being social and aesthetic, engineers generally fail at. Just because I don't box and don't like Mike Tyson doesn't mean Mike Tyson wasn't an amazing boxer.

    Who said anything about not liking Jobs? The point remains, Jobs is no more the genius behind Apple products today than he was in the Apple II days. He stands on the shoulders of engineers and designers, he can't sell less-than-amazing product: Apple 3, various NeXT workstations, flower power iMac G3s, PowerMac G4 Cube (cool on the design side), etc. Nothing you said disproves this.

  95. Re:Private Lives by AndGodSed · · Score: 1

    ... Mark?

  96. Re:Private Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    antagonistic, hypocritical, petty vengeance befitting an angst-ridden prepubescent teenager

    Ahh, like the entire userbase of Facebook then. Got it.

  97. Other Reactions by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

    We in the tech world are naturally upset by this disturbing news; more so perhaps the other leaders in the industry. In fact, Steve Ballmer could barely toss a highchair, he was so distraught.

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  98. absolutely disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read comments here about Steve Job's illness and what that has to do with Apple stock prices. Guy is fucking sick ok? Why everything boils down to money, not the respect for life. What a fucked up planet. The man was a good leader, he had followers as most leaders do. Now he's sick, and might die. And everyone rambles about how this will effect their stock. Listen stock market is a casino! And you're all in Vegas, too coked up to care and respect human life. That's the fucked up part. What a disaster, I don't even feel pity for you humans anymore, you deserve what's coming to your species.

  99. Re:Private Lives by jimicus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The way Facebook is designed (and, for that matter, its popularity) means you can't. Or at least, probably shouldn't.

    The main reason why is the photo sharing feature. On facebook or not, there's a good change that quite a few photos of you have been made public (yes, including that embarrassing one from last year when you had a bit too much to drink), tagged your name against it and it's there for all to see. There have been instances of people losing their jobs because of photos on facebook - well, you could (at least in theory) lose your job because of a photo of you someone else put up even though you've never used the damn site.

    About the only thing you can do to try and prevent this is to sign up, make sure any photos of you are tagged and associated with your login then either remove those tags yourself or set your privacy settings so photos including you aren't public. Until the next time Facebook change their privacy defaults - which they'll do all they like because the users aren't the customers.

    It's the electronic equivalent of graffiti on the bridge over the main road into town saying "kiwimate is a tosser!" except it comes with photographic evidence and it's much more likely to get distributed to anyone around the world than a bridge is.

  100. Re:Private Lives by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Live by the sword, die by the sword. If you seek to generate income by invading the privacy of others then expect yours to be invaded for free.

    Privacy is a two way street and when it comes to minors, of course it should be compulsory.

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  101. You do not speak for me by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "...and that's worrying investors of Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) this morning, as well as everyone else"

    .
    Even if he didn't want it, this automatic elevation of His Steveness to Godhood is what has turned reading or hearing his name into the equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard. And over the last few years, having this opinion has become akin to swimming into a tsunami.

  102. Hello, my name is Michael... by TheMidget · · Score: 1
    ... and I've got a tiny iPhone up my butt.

    Tiny as compared to the size of my dick, that is.

  103. It's definitely a bug... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    When you open up all the abbreviated comments above it it gets fixed. But only until you roll-em-up again.

    Commenting this way feels like I'm using post-2007 MS Office with that stupid, paper wasting, default line-spacing and additional space after paragraph. Very annoying.

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  104. Cheers for the headsup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can strike him off my Christmas card list now.

  105. Is this TMZ? by ospirata · · Score: 1

    At first I though I was readying Slashdot. Then I saw the headline about Steve Jobs....

  106. I must say... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    They may end up as larger than life figures, but celebrities are people too.

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  107. Why's MacOS X behind Microsoft Windows then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If MacOS X was so good, why is it almost last place in terms of how much it is used then goof? Perhaps it's because 2nd class citizens who troll others with ad hominem attacks and threaten to attack their systems like you have this week here http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1999478&cid=35240678 use it?? You seem to make threats of attacking others' systems here, but when you were asked to show others IP address you threatened to attack it was rather amusing watching you go silent. Most especially after your off topic trolling and ad hominem attacks showed your inability to explain Linux outright failure at the London Stock Exchange on its 2nd day in production.

    1. Re:Why's MacOS X behind Microsoft Windows then? by Americano · · Score: 1

      APK! You followed me here too! That's AWESOME. Can you add a comment to your Hosts file in my honor?

      Something like, "# I wish I was as cool as Americano @ Slashdot. He's interesting, informative, witty, and insightful. Thinking about him makes me want to choke myself, because it makes me realize what a pathetic excuse for a human being I am." I think that'd be pretty awesome.

  108. Good Luck Steve by AdmV0rl0n · · Score: 1

    I'm not an Apple fan. And I know a bit about Mr Jobs. And I know the good and certainly the bad in terms of Apple. But looking in as someone who has a small number of Apple devices, the technology is always interesting and neat as is all things that are newish in tech terms.

    Mr Jobs used to present a true sales pitch each year, and even when I was not going to buy it, it was certainly fun to watch. As to the rest, I hope you get well soon Steve. None of which is anything to do with Apple, or its good or bad Aspects.

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  109. Re:Why is the media following the National Enquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Nostradamus made numerous correct predictions, and an octopus predicted the entire World Cup outcome, and if a room of a thousand people flip coins five times, several of them will come up heads five or more times in a row.

    National Enquirer prints (and sometimes manufactures) gossip, which is sometimes correct. "Dismissing them out of hand" is actually roughly equivalent to "assume they're printing themselves some money for nothing but self-involved reasons and go look for this information from a reputable news source who would actually feel bad about doctoring photographs to show something that might not be true."

  110. History repeats by saynt · · Score: 1

    The history of the Walt Disney company following Walt's death in 1966 appears to be a strong analog for this situation. The company was driven by the vision of one man leading a team of highly talented individuals. When Walt died, the company went into a kind of auto-pilot paralysis, with everyone asking themselves 'what would Walt do?'. This was all well and good, except for the single critical fact that Walt was considered a genius because nobody could predict what he would do next, or how he would accomplish it. The focus on quality stayed, but the unpredictable spark of creativity wasn't something that you could capture by trying to put yourself into someone else's head. The company went into a stagnating decline that would last nearly two decades.

    TL;DR - You can't innovate by trying to guess what a creative genius would have done, you have to find a new one.

  111. You present the Apple Fanboy meme, not reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Jobs' leaving won't affect apple in any way whatsoever. They will make the same types of products in the same type of way. Jobs was the company leader, no designer.

  112. It's not fascism by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Fascism is a political ideology but Apple is not a political entity. Apple cannot be totalitarian since their policies do not carry the force of law and are not enforced by police powers. They just make and sell products, which private citizens choose to buy or not buy.

    The metaphor of company:nation is a common one but don't forget that it is a metaphor only. In academia the policies and decisions of a company like Apple would be studied in business class, not poli sci, and certainly not philosophy.

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    1. Re:It's not fascism by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      I actually HAD noticed that Apple is not a country, but thanks for pointing that out for me.

      "Apple cannot be totalitarian since their policies do not carry the force of law and are not enforced by police powers."

      Rubbish. Totalitarianism is a dictatorial style that wields absolute and centralized control. That's Apple / Jobs. Using police is not a definitional part of the concept of totalitarianism (although it's consistent with the idea of enforcing control). And actually, Apple DOES use the force of law (it's squad of rabbid lawyers) to enforce its control, so actually that's very apt.

      Are you people actually incapable of thinking, because this certainly seems to be a strain on you all. Is there some defect in the American education system that makes your brains turn off when someone uses the word 'fascist'? Is this some trigger word like "nigger" which you cannot discuss rationally?

    2. Re:It's not fascism by tsa · · Score: 1

      I'm not American and I haven't been educated by the American education system. Furthermore I am truly astonished by the amount of self-importance and ignorance you show. I agree with Alanis Morisette that you have to ask your money back because that degree you have is rubbish.

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    3. Re:It's not fascism by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      You're telling me which words I'm allowed to use and which I'm not, and *I'm* being self important?

      Well! We've established that I'm ill-educated and I use BAD WORDS. Do you have anything to offer on what we were discussing?

    4. Re:It's not fascism by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      You invited the critique by attempting to argue from the authority of your education. If you can show me a university philosophy or poli sci curriculum that studies Apple, Inc. I'll stand corrected.

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    5. Re:It's not fascism by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      Not really, I was just saying that I understood what the word 'fascism' meant. I wasn't making an argument from authority because I wasn't saying "I'm right because I have a degree", I was saying merely that I understood what a word meant.

      Please take into account that I was responding to a post that said, pretty much, "I can ignore you because you used the word 'fascist'". If we're going to discuss valid argument forms, clearly that's not one of them.

      I fully agree with you that I know of no "philosophy of apple" courses at University but as stated, that's not really what anyone was talking about.

      I apologise if the comment about the education system was misdirected when it came your way. I'd just point out that most of the response I'd got was along the lines of 'I don't have to think about what you said because you said "fascism"' which is especially annoying, stupid and utterly invalid as an argument. I genuinely do not understand why so many posters brains seem to turn off on account of me using that word. Your response at least made sense, even if I don't agree with your point.

      You say that you can't use 'fascist' to describe Apple because they're not a country. My response is that you can - and I argued that could be previously (which you have ignored). Also, you fail to explain how labelling people or institutions as 'fascist' has been possible for a number of years but suddenly now is impossible when I want to apply the word to Apple. I'd argue that actual usage of the word is at odds with your assertion. If you are arguing that people or institutions have not been called 'fascist' before, then you are just simply wrong.

       

  113. Cryonics for Steve? by Keith+Henson · · Score: 1

    I have been deeply involved with cryonics since 1985. Helped on 19 of the hundred Alcor has stored.

    In fact the last one I helped with was a pancreatic cancer victim.

    If there are people reading this to are in contact with Steve Jobs, I wish they would check with him, just to be sure he has considered (and probably rejected) this option.

    It's inexpensive relative to person with Steve's resources.

    Keith Henson

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    1. Re:Cryonics for Steve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol - you are aware that there is no way at all that any of your 'Corpsicles' will ever be revived... ...and that this is certain, whatever future technological developments happen. you can ask any doctor and he will tell you that for nothing.

      then again, who's to stop you from making money out of people's fears and rinsing out their wallets with false hope and pseudo science - this is America!
       

    2. Re:Cryonics for Steve? by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but cryonics is stupid.

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  114. Mac Fag won't answer a question? Of course not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americano is a Mac Fag is why. Mac Fag, why are you trying to play computer expert? Americano, you Mac Fag (lol): We know you don't even have a computer science degree even!

    Gosh, why won't you wouldn't tell us why it is that MacOS X is in dead last place along with other NIX variants in the PC/Server world? Because Mac Fags like you use it??

    That's what you get for wasting your time online at slashdot Mac Fag. Without that degree in CSC nobody takes you seriously and knows you're nothing more than a trolling Mac Fag.

    1. Re:Mac Fag won't answer a question? Of course not. by Americano · · Score: 1

      Me:
      1) Degree in Biotechnology and Computer Science. (Did your troll factory offer dual majors, or just the standard "how to be an obnoxious twat on the internet" syllabus?)
      2) Capable of constructing a coherent argument.
      3) Able to use english words in a way that is properly associated with their meaning.

      APK:
      1) Paranoid delusions.
      2) Only able to construct rambling, Incoherent arguments.
      3) OFF TOPIC TROLL.

      I'd say I'm pretty much the winner in that comparison, friend.

  115. His doctor told him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not to start watching any serials, which is never a good sign.

  116. Let the man have his rest. by A.+is+Incognito · · Score: 1

    I mean seriously. He may be one of the most famous people in the world,
    but even he deserves the privacy in his (may I say final?) weeks.

    I bet you saw the exit letter he sent to all of Apple, alone for that he deserves some serious respect.
    Please have the dignity to pay him that in this critical time for him.

  117. What school and your name for proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha, Americano the mac fag is losing his temper. Now, watch him really "blow" when he won't be able to put up a name of a college or University he actually has gotten a degree from or his real name. Go for it mac fag ne'er-do-well. What college or U did you get a degree from? How are you going to prove you have one?? Hmmm??? Kind of tough to do, because I have never seen a degree with "AMERICANO" on it, lol, as the recipient! I am not APK whoever that is by the way. I am just enjoying watching you squirm.

    1. Re:What school and your name for proof? by Americano · · Score: 1

      Diagnosis: APK == OFF TOPIC TROLL.

      Prognosis: APK will die unloved and alone.

    2. Re:What school and your name for proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading this thread I wonder if Slashdot needs a new moderation category. Something that combines Troll, Flamebait, Offtopic, Illogical, and Nonsensical all at the same time. I'd call it "APK" but that would give him/her more notoriety than he/she deserves.

  118. BizaroWorld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did we start believing what was printed in The National Enquirer?
    Come on people.
    Let's hold on until a more reputable source releases an update on Mr Jobs condition.

  119. Sure, sure... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    If you weren't trolling there... well... don't know how to break it to you... then you are pretty darn clueless.

    My point, both people deserve privacy even if they are "celebrities".

    Except one of those people gave away their privacy willingly, readily, repeatedly and continuously in exchange for "fame and fortune" - and we should for some reason be sad cause it is coming to haunt them now.

    And the other one was a victim of an assault... who has her privacy pretty much intact and locked up tight.
    So protected in fact, that it's left to public imagination to come up how "brutal and sustained" and "sexual" it was.
    Ranging from groping to a "gang rape by up to 20 muslim egyptians".

     
     
    P.S. Don't know about you, but I find it absolutely hilarious how Rosen was forced to resign his fellowship at New York University - for committing a thoughtcrime.
    Truly a land of the free...

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  120. Mac Fag Americano has no degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject Mac Fag. You talk a lot but you are busted as being nothing but a big talking liar. You do not have a collegiate degree to your name, much less one in computer science.

  121. Americano LIED about having a degree? LMAO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I do, in fact, have a college degree" - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:22PM (#35247032)

    Prove it. Show us a degree in Computer Science especially to your name. Show us you took logic too. I could say I was Barack Obama too, you know.

    ---

    "I have no need to prove myself to you, you troll." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday February 17, @09:24PM (#35240248)

    LOL, as I suspected & knew to be true: You don't have a collegiate degree.

    So please - backup your big talk, & do tell us what school, then, and your name that's on this degree (the one you don't have), ok?

    (Watch Mac Fag Americano "dance" folks!)

    ---

    "If I were attacking you, you'd know it" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday February 17, @09:24PM (#35240248)

    Then, what's my IP address, Mac Fag? LOL... You, for all your big talk quoted above, just can't seem to produce that even to back up your words.

    (and yet that "big talk" quoted above was from YOU?? LMAO!)

    APK

    P.S.=> This is utterly hilarious and highly amusing. The troll Americano can not only not take being re-trolled, but he can't backup his own words quoted above. Americano - You proven 1 thing: You're a BIG TALKING "Mac Fag"... lol, but that's about it... apk

    1. Re:Americano LIED about having a degree? LMAO! by Americano · · Score: 1

      This isn't funny or amusing. It's boring. You're boring us all to tears, APK.

  122. You saying you have a college degree is boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you cannot prove you do.

    "I do, in fact, have a college degree" - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:22PM (#35247032)

    Prove it. Show us a degree in Computer Science especially to your name. Show us you took logic too. I could say I was Barack Obama too, you know.

    ---

    "I have no need to prove myself to you, you troll." - by Americano (920576) on Thursday February 17, @09:24PM (#35240248)

    LOL, as I suspected & knew to be true: You don't have a collegiate degree.

    So please - backup your big talk, & do tell us what school, then, and your name that's on this degree (the one you don't have), ok?

    (Watch Mac Fag Americano "dance" folks!)

    ---

    "If I were attacking you, you'd know it" - by Americano (920576) on Thursday February 17, @09:24PM (#35240248)

    Then, what's my IP address, Mac Fag? LOL... You, for all your big talk quoted above, just can't seem to produce that even to back up your words.

    (and yet that "big talk" quoted above was from YOU?? LMAO!)

    APK

    P.S.=> This is utterly hilarious and highly amusing. The troll Americano can not only not take being re-trolled, but he can't backup his own words quoted above. Americano - You proven 1 thing: You're a BIG TALKING "Mac Fag"... lol, but that's about it... apk

    1. Re:You saying you have a college degree is boring by Americano · · Score: 1

      YAWN

  123. But... by Cant+use+a+slash+wtf · · Score: 1

    ...I though he WAS cancer. How can cancer have cancer?

  124. B.S. on "dual major" liar (minor in CSC? LMAO) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Me:
    1) Degree in Biotechnology and Computer Science. (Did your troll factory offer dual majors, or just the standard "how to be an obnoxious twat on the internet" syllabus?)"
    - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    First of all, Kevin B. Pease = AMERICANO from Merrimack New Hampshire - kbpease@hotmail.com - YOU DID NOT GET A DOUBLE MAJOR!

    AMERICANO = Kevin B. Pease has a MINOR only in CSC, for starters:

    http://www.linkedin.com/in/kbpease

    PERTINENT EXCERPT:

    Kevin Pease's Education
    Worcester Polytechnic Institute
    B.S., Biotechnology

    1993 Ã" 1998

    Minor: Computer Science

    ---

    LMAO - it took you 6 YEARS to get a CSC MINOR? Rotflmao...

    ---

    (Want more people? Ok!)

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease steals the code of others from books:

    http://www.justskins.com/forums/looking-for-inspiration-cascading-16594.html [justskins.com]

    PERTINENT QUOTE EXCERPT:

    "Hi Garry, I think I have a script that will do exactly what you want, based on and I hope, improved...) a program in Lincoln Stein's "CGI.pm" book. The most notable change from his version is that I wrote in"

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease has others do his work for him:

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:iH45r7p9xV8J:www.gossamer-threads.com/lists/modperl/modperl/89045+kbpease&cd=21&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease steals the code of others from books:

    http://www.justskins.com/forums/looking-for-inspiration-cascading-16594.html

    PERTINENT QUOTE EXCERPT:

    "Hi Garry, I think I have a script that will do exactly what you want, based on and I hope, improved...) a program in Lincoln Stein's "CGI.pm" book. The most notable change from his version is that I wrote in"

    ---

    (That "takes the cake" - Not only did you LIE about "dual majors", but, lol, it TOOK YOU 6 YEARS TO GET A MINOR IN CSC as well... you're a JOKE! )

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "I'd say I'm pretty much the winner in that comparison, friend." - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    Americano, not only do I have an MIS minor but I also have an AAS in CSC (long done, now 94/120 credits into the FULL 4 yr. Bachelors' too) & these to my credit (& you can't even SCRATCH this list yourself):

    ---

    b>Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 i

  125. Kevin B. Pease = Americano & NO DUAL CSC MAJOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "1) Degree in Biotechnology and Computer Science. (Did your troll factory offer dual majors, or just the standard "how to be an obnoxious twat on the internet" syllabus?)" - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    From http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2001036&cid=35247076

    ---

    Oh, really? Ok, time for the truth instead of your LIES:

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease is a disgusting FATBOY that needs to lose weight BADLY:

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/26720893.jpg

    ---

    You don't have a DUAL MAJOR, you have a minor... & all it seems you do is copy the work of others, ask others to do work FOR YOU, and you do the easiest shit there is: Web Page coding (easy as HELL in ASP.NET too).

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "I'd say I'm pretty much the winner in that comparison, friend." - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    LMAO - I KNOW BETTER, refer to the above... you've been caught LYING saying you had "dual majors" for one thing, & you steal others' code and ALL YOU DO IS WEBCHUMP CRAP! I don't even consider that coding... lol, it's TOO easy! Especially in Visual Studio ASP.NET!

    Refer to the above, & I actually have an B.S. Business Administration + MIS concentration/minor alongside CSC A.A.S. (long done, & I am going PAST that now) & already 94/120 credit hours into the FULL B.S. CSC here... alongside 17++ yrs. of industry experience hands on (ranging from Programmer/Programmer-Analyst, Software Engineer, alongside Network Administrator titles as well)... many times for Fortune 100-500 companies too, unlike yourself...

    Along with these to my credit also, which YOU do NOT have:

    ---

    b>Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 issue, pg. 54 (PC ware mag from Spain), 2001 my work is there, first one featured, yet again!

    Also, a British PC Mag in 2002 for many utilities I wrote, saw it @ BORDERS BOOKS but didn't buy it... by that point, I had moved onto other areas in this field besides coding only...

    Being paid for an article that made me money over @ PCPitstop in 2008 for writing up a guide that has people showing NO VIRUSES/SPYWARES & other screwups, via following its point, such as THRONKA sees here -> http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=ee926d913b81bf6d63c3c7372fd2a24c&t=28430&page=3

    Lastly, lately (this year)?

    It's also been myself helping out the folks at the UltraDefrag64 project (a 64-bit defragger for Windows), in showing them code for how to do Process Priority Control @ the GUI usermode/ring 3/rpl 3 level in their program (good one too

  126. Americano, a MINOR is NOT A DUAL MAJOR (you lied) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Me:
    1) Degree in Biotechnology and Computer Science. (Did your troll factory offer dual majors, or just the standard "how to be an obnoxious twat on the internet" syllabus?)"
    - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    First of all, Kevin B. Pease = AMERICANO from Merrimack New Hampshire - kbpease@hotmail.com - YOU DID NOT GET A DOUBLE MAJOR!

    AMERICANO = Kevin B. Pease has a MINOR only in CSC, for starters:

    http://www.linkedin.com/in/kbpease

    PERTINENT EXCERPT:

    Kevin Pease's Education
    Worcester Polytechnic Institute
    B.S., Biotechnology

    1993 Ã" 1998

    Minor: Computer Science

    ---

    LMAO - it took you 6 YEARS to get a CSC MINOR? Rotflmao...

    ---

    (Want more people? Ok!)

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease steals the code of others from books:

    http://www.justskins.com/forums/looking-for-inspiration-cascading-16594.html [justskins.com]

    PERTINENT QUOTE EXCERPT:

    "Hi Garry, I think I have a script that will do exactly what you want, based on and I hope, improved...) a program in Lincoln Stein's "CGI.pm" book. The most notable change from his version is that I wrote in"

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease has others do his work for him:

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:iH45r7p9xV8J:www.gossamer-threads.com/lists/modperl/modperl/89045+kbpease&cd=21&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

    ---

    Kevin B. Pease steals the code of others from books:

    http://www.justskins.com/forums/looking-for-inspiration-cascading-16594.html

    PERTINENT QUOTE EXCERPT:

    "Hi Garry, I think I have a script that will do exactly what you want, based on and I hope, improved...) a program in Lincoln Stein's "CGI.pm" book. The most notable change from his version is that I wrote in"

    ---

    (That "takes the cake" - Not only did you LIE about "dual majors", but, lol, it TOOK YOU 6 YEARS TO GET A MINOR IN CSC as well... you're a JOKE! )

    APK

    P.S.=>

    "I'd say I'm pretty much the winner in that comparison, friend." - by Americano (920576) on Friday February 18, @02:27PM (#35247076)

    Americano, not only do I have an MIS minor but I also have an AAS in CSC (long done, now 94/120 credits into the FULL 4 yr. Bachelors' too) & these to my credit (& you can't even SCRATCH this list yourself):

    ---

    b>Windows NT Magazine (now Windows IT Pro) April 1997 "BACK OFFICE PERFORMANCE" issue, page 61

    (&, for work done for EEC Systems/SuperSpeed.com on PAID CONTRACT (writing portions of their SuperCache program increasing its performance by up to 40% via my work) albeit, for their SuperDisk & HOW TO APPLY IT, took them to a finalist position @ MS Tech Ed, two years in a row 2000-2002, in its HARDEST CATEGORY: SQLServer Performance Enhancement).

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, 1997, "Top Freeware & Shareware of the Year" issue page 210, #1/first entry in fact (my work is there)

    PC-WELT FEB 1998 - page 84, again, my work is featured there

    WINDOWS MAGAZINE, WINTER 1998 - page 92, insert section, MUST HAVE WARES, my work is again, there

    PC-WELT FEB 1999 - page 83, again, my work is featured there

    CHIP Magazine 7/99 - page 100, my work is there

    GERMAN PC BOOK, Data Becker publisher "PC Aufrusten und Repairen" 2000, where my work is contained in it

    HOT SHAREWARE Numero 46 i

  127. read da' leaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not gonna get better very soon if he's going to c cancer treatment center for his AIDS.

  128. Re:Private Lives by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    Privacy is a two way street and when it comes to minors, of course it should be compulsory.

    And in any other conversation you'd have the majority of /. bleating on about how "I'd let my kids do/see/read/post anything they wanted, they deserve freedom, I trust them, etc., etc.".