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Recent HP Laptops Shipped CPU-Choking Wi-Fi Driver

An anonymous reader writes "Computer manufacturers have recently come under fire for the continued practice of shipping machines with excessive bloatware. Software preinstalled on some recent HP laptops was worse than normal though, consuming anywhere from 25-99% CPU by making incessant WMI queries, resulting in overheating laptops and reduced battery life. Users on a computer Q&A site did some sleuthing, and revealed that HP Wireless Assistant — software which does nothing but tell the user when their WiFi adapter is turned on or off — was causing the problem. According to an HP support forum, the problem is fixed in later versions, but thousands of laptops have the software installed, and the software does not get updated automatically."

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  1. HP is the worst by Shakahs · · Score: 5, Informative

    As someone who fixes computers for a living, I can tell you that HP has the WORST bloatware, both preinstalled on new computers and included with their ridiculous, 200MB printer drivers.

    1. Re:HP is the worst by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're pretty bad. But I'm glad to have the officejets, they do work flawlessly with hplip in *nix. The printers themselves are quite good, but those windows drivers just ruin it -- if I were a windows user I'd avoid HP like the plague. Maybe HP should just start refining hplip instead of shipping that bloatware.

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    2. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You know HP has like... 3.5MB printer drivers too right? There is usually a choice... at least, for my newest laserjet there's a choice. The 200MB driver works better though... significantly better. Especially over a network. [the 3.5MB driver kept getting jobs stuck in the printer queue, and I wasn't particularly a fan of that.]

    3. Re:HP is the worst by clang_jangle · · Score: 2

      So to paraphrase, "If you don't like the bloatware there's always the option to sacrifice functionality"? I'll just use hplip, thanks. :)

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    4. Re:HP is the worst by mvar · · Score: 2

      Removing all pre-installed software is the standard procedure for any new laptop that my clients buy. I wish the OEM's spared us of the trouble and gave the customer the option to install or not their bloatware on first boot.

    5. Re:HP is the worst by kill-1 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Sony offer that for an additional charge?

    6. Re:HP is the worst by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I suspect and assume OEMs get cash-per-install for the third-party bloatware.

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    7. Re:HP is the worst by hitmark · · Score: 1

      Given that i have seen equal hardware products become more expensive simply by going linux vs windows, i agree.

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    8. Re:HP is the worst by strack · · Score: 2

      somehow i dont think having a competent printer queue needs an extra 196mb of driver

    9. Re:HP is the worst by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yep, just don't ever put the CD that comes with the printer in your PC and you'll be fine.

      Not ever. Never. Don't even take it out of the envelope. Snap it in half as soon as you see it and may it burn in hell.

      Go to the website and download the basic driver instead.

      (...and the same goes for all other printer manufacturers, digital cameras, etc.)

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    10. Re:HP is the worst by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Norton, etc., pay for the preinstalls, sure. OTOH I'm sure HP doesn't get a cent for all the HP crapware that comes with the machine. It's just some pointy-haired marker trying to justify his department's existence.

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    11. Re:HP is the worst by georgesdev · · Score: 1

      make it more like 600MB for the photosmart C6180 I have. I finally removed it, and downloaded a 30MB one from their support site. It works actually better than the CD one because it does not complain once a week with a false alarm about updating.
      On the other hand, on my fedora laptop, installing the printer is plug and play (something like: add new printer / HP / Photosmart 6180 / DONE)
      Linux 1 / HP 0

    12. Re:HP is the worst by oliverthered · · Score: 0

      your sig, try reading something on Perspectivism or Buddhism. (in Buddhism, to know nothing would to know detachment, taken literally you could say he knows not a thing or he knows of nothingness)

      the truth is internal, and that is right. but do know equate knowledge with wisdom, theory for fact. When you do so, truth becomes a fuzzy concept.

      If I/you take a tangent of the earth then it is indeed flat, maybe only for a moment.

      it all depends on your perspective.

      Right and Wrong are not the correct words to use.

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    13. Re:HP is the worst by conares · · Score: 1

      What I usually do is connect the printer and wait for the MS hardware wizard then insert the disc and let the wizard do the rest. Has worked for me so far. Some manufacturers only ship the driver as .exe file which you usually can get around by letting it decompress and look for the .inf file there.

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    14. Re:HP is the worst by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      And you're right, the 196MB printer queue is anything but competent.

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    15. Re:HP is the worst by thopkins · · Score: 1

      No, they don't have the basic drivers for all printers anymore. I have a Deskjet 380 and yesterday was only able to find the 380 meg "driver" on their website.

    16. Re:HP is the worst by micheas · · Score: 1

      In major corporations business divisions bill each other all the time. The laptop devision may well be charging the other divisions for installing the shovelware.

      This doesn't help the hp shareholders, but it does help the head of the laptop division.

    17. Re:HP is the worst by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      So Linux is competing with hardware manufacturers now? Well, that explains a lot.

      SCNR

    18. Re:HP is the worst by sortius_nod · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll stick with my samsung printer that works flawlessly with Windows 7, Mac OS, & Linux over a network. HP's quality with printers died with the LaserJet 4/5 series.

    19. Re:HP is the worst by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Try reading something by Calvin and Hobbes.

      Karma is a pendulum of vengeance.

      Pay attention or pay the price.

    20. Re:HP is the worst by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. I chose the Brother MFC-9840CDW because it supports OS X and Windows equally well. I was a big HP fan until they chose to tie their fortunes to the Windows star. I think they may find that the Windows star might turn out to be a black hole.

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    21. Re:HP is the worst by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      If you liked the 4 and 5, the 8100 was a fantastic replacement workgroup printer. You could hammer it all day long, and when it eventually did fail you could strip it down and rebuild it in less than an hour. It's like they built it to make my job easier.

      Ex HP printer engineer.

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    22. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (...and the same goes for all other printer manufacturers, digital cameras, etc.)

      I disagree in regards to digital cameras, there's too much variation to make a blanket statement.
      If you're just using a small handheld, point-n-shoot type then you shouldn't need to install any of the software at all, it'll show up just like a USB drive to Windows and you can drag-n-drop files.
      But if we're talking about the Pro or Semi-Pro models, then you will most likely have to have their software if you want to shoot in RAW image mode. This isn't always true, but for most brands the only other option is to manually copy the RAW format images from the memory card using a cardreader, as opposed to connecting the camera to the computer directly. RAW format is not standardized, so unless your editing software (or OS) supports it natively you're going to have to use their drivers and conversion software.
      Some full-blown Professional models support things like writing the image data directly to your computer instead of using an internal memory card. Such fancy add-ons will almost certainly require the pre-bundled package, and the one on their web site will almost always be identical. But even here I'd still download the drivers from their site as opposed to trusting the ones that come on the disc.

      For printers, I suggest you skip the USB connect and go with a network attached print station. Much less of a hassle all around, and many of them include scanner and fax capability as well these days. Sure, you'll pay more for them, but you're not just getting the network capability you're getting a higher quality product as well. The crappiest pieces of junk get marketed to home users, the top-quality versions of those product lines go to the small business market.

    23. Re:HP is the worst by kulnor · · Score: 2

      If you're not too young, remember when stuff used to work with about 1 Mb of RAM? I can understand a 3.5Mb printer driver, but 200Mb to make it work smoothly? Do you realize how much code and data that is? OK, maybe half of that is dedicate to windows bug workaround but many developers have sadly been pampered by speedy processors and too much memory. They have lost sense of what code efficiency is about (expect for games, hight performance computing, and some other exception).

    24. Re:HP is the worst by alfredos · · Score: 1

      3.5 MB is still overkill. Any printer which is not bottom end or for any reason needs extensive work on the computer side of things (that is, most printers) could work with a driver which is no more than a few dozen kilobytes in size. Take a look at old LaserJet III PS drivers which date back to before the bloatware. I have been unable to find those on HP, but I found a Postscript driver for Windows XP for the LJ 4, 5 and 6 which is 0.9 MB in size. Didn't test it as I'm on Mac OS X, don't have a printer here, and I think its existence is enough to support my point.

    25. Re:HP is the worst by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      My 4ML is still working flawlessly under 7. Everything else works with it over the network as well - my Linux machines, my G4 running MacOS 9, the SGI.

      HP still makes decent printers (fast RIP, real PostScript, easy to maintain) but you have to spend $800 to get one.

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    26. Re:HP is the worst by JBMcB · · Score: 1

      Most laser printers have a built-in RIP, but pretty much every consumer and prosumer inkjet printer is some sort of "win-printer" needing a software RIP, which is why the files are at least a few megs.

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    27. Re:HP is the worst by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Not for the non-professional lines, they don't.

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    28. Re:HP is the worst by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I have an HP Mini 210 and the amount of crap preinstalled on it was unreal. The homegrown tools were the worst with an incredibly bloaty update center thing. I got rid of that but I must check since I think I may have left the wireless assistant there. I don't recall any issues with heat / CPU but it would be a gas if I got 10-20% performance boost by uninstalling it.

    29. Re:HP is the worst by Nimey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those tiny "drivers" are actually PostScript PPDs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PostScript_Printer_Description

      For those to work you need a PostScript printer, which typically are a few hundred dollars and up for new ones. The cheapest printers (and most non-pro inkjets) are always soft-printers whose intelligence is actually in those bloated drivers which run on the host CPU. Pro inkjets have PCL3 compatibility, meaning that they have a relatively small PCL driver, often of 2-3 megs, and midrange-and-up lasers will grok either PCL5e, PCL6, or PostScript, or a vendor-specific language that is still interpreted on the printer.

      Even modern PS printers will have more than PPDs included; usually it's GUI stuff to let you use more advanced print services, support for optional printer accessories, &c.

      tl;dr: you know not of which you speak.

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    30. Re:HP is the worst by PsyciatricHelp · · Score: 2

      Honestly, Bloatware sucks but at the same time it is a major source of revenue for them which in turn lowers prices. First thing I do when I get a new machine is wipe it out and start with a fresh OS install. Drivers from the MFG site and boom good to go no hours of uninstalling. My HP DV7 decent machine only cost $400. 2.2Ghz, 500GB, 4Gb Ram, 17.3 screen. Bloatware has its use. However I do agree for the Average user it causes a lot of trouble.

    31. Re:HP is the worst by conares · · Score: 0

      I always thought it was cheap to create all those HP xyz applets and that's why they're on the computer.

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    32. Re:HP is the worst by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I once got into an argument with a guy at Microsoft about how Windows vs Linux handle virtual memory. At one point he mentioned that a certain printer manufacturer who he strongly hinted to be HP wrote drivers that would crash if virtual memory was disabled. He said that the drivers were "hardcoded to use areas of memory that would never exist in RAM." This was as an example of why Windows has to over-use virtual memory to work with legacy applications.

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    33. Re:HP is the worst by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Mod parent Informative!

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    34. Re:HP is the worst by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      But if we're talking about the Pro or Semi-Pro models, then ... for most brands the only other option is to manually copy the RAW format images from the memory card using a cardreader, as opposed to connecting the camera to the computer directly.

      My Pentax DSLR appears as a USB mass storage device, and I would be most surprised if this wasn't also true of virtually every other DSLR. I certainly would be very wary of buying a camera that didn't do this. I regard it as a standard and essential feature.

      My wife's Canon Powershot isn't a USB mass storage device, but it does implement PictBridge, which can be read directly by Mac OS X and Windows without installing any additional drivers.

      RAW format is not standardized, so unless your editing software (or OS) supports it natively you're going to have to use their drivers and conversion software.

      Mac OS X can read most RAW formats natively and I assume Windows can do likewise. If you are serious about using RAW format, you'll probably use a decent RAW image processing application anyway, such as Adobe Lightroom or Apple Aperture (or possibly Bibble). The free software bundled with the camera is usually inferior and not worth bothering with.

      (I agree with the parent's other points though.)

    35. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually quite allright if you have clue.
      Install and then immediately uninstall that 200MB blob. Everything will be gone except the driver itself.

      HP is basically giving you exactly what you want, even on Windows, but you have to go treasure diving in a pool of shit to find it first.

    36. Re:HP is the worst by GIL_Dude · · Score: 2

      While those are good tips and I generally agree with the fresh OS install, you can often get similar results by purchasing from the company's small business site instead of their home site. I can't speak for HP, but I have done this with both Dell and Lenovo and been pretty happy. The last Lenovo notebooks I bought for home (the kids and I needed new ones last year) had only the Google Toolbar and a couple of the less useful Lenovo utilities to uninstall. It doesn't take much time at all to do that - faster than gathering the drivers and re-installing the OS from scratch. But you definitely need to avoid buying from the "home user" parts of their sites or your will indeed get all that foistware (and are then better off rebuilding the machine).

    37. Re:HP is the worst by Khyber · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Speaking as a former HP tech, the bloatware rarely lowers prices as most of the bloatware is HP-made, thus it should have cost them MORE. What makes the prices so low is the garbage manufacturers and components they utilize.

      And half of the RAM is counterfeit Nanya, to boot.

      My DV7 is a LEMON REPLACEMENT for the shit DV9000 I had - guess what? It's a couple weeks before warranty, battery is GONE, and the unit overheats without me doing anything intensive. Even a simple video makes the laptop hot enough to keep my sake very warm if I leave it over the power button. I'm on the phone with support right now (or should I say HOUR THREE ON FUCKING HOLD, thank god I'm calling via skype on my desktop so I can prepare to chew these fuckwits out ASAP,) and as always, support is dismal - another reason the laptops are so cheap, HP cut support costs by cutting staff.

      HP is one of the worst-managed companies I've ever seen in my life. I run one of my own, and I certainly don't have half of the logistical nightmares (despite me sourcing parts from all over the globe,) or half of the quality issues (proper thermal design is my specialty.)

      HP should fire their entire engineering team and hire me. I can cram well over 500w of heat into their typical 17" case and still keep all electronics inside very cool. And I run semiconductors that are much more sensitive to heat - high-output SMD.

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    38. Re:HP is the worst by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      It seems that computer manufacterers are trying to make this harder and harder though. The last computer I got came with a re-install disk that did a re-image complete with all of the bloatware.

    39. Re:HP is the worst by pantherace · · Score: 1

      A tip: Quite often 7zip will be able to extract those 'executables' without having to run them.

    40. Re:HP is the worst by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      HP makes fantastic hardware. They just cant quite figure out how to get it to talk to the operating system, is all.

    41. Re:HP is the worst by swalve · · Score: 0

      That's because it was made by Canon (like all early Laserjets), with HP plastics and software welded on. I might be wrong, but I think HP gave up on the Canon engines somewhere along the way and that is where we get monstrosities like the 4200/4300 series. That, or Canon decided to start sucking. Right now, it seems like HP's design is awful, but execution is alright. Where Lexmark's design is solid, but build quality is awful. I've had t640s out of the box not work because there were casting flaws on paper path parts. Or paper feed options not working right because they don't sit square on the ones below. The e250/350/450 series was an awesome idea, stripped bare by cost cutting and bad manufacturing.

    42. Re:HP is the worst by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      While on a deep-water excavation in the Caribbean, we had our plotting PC crash. Since we needed it to run the plotter and keep the maps up-to-date, we had no choice but to use the satellite internet connection to download the driver. 3 hours, 200MB and almost $500 in bandwidth later we got the driver. Since then I've refused to buy anything from HP.

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    43. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did a large pharmacy install last year where there were 14 identical new desktops... 8 dead out of box. 3 from bad RAM, 2 missing the SATA cable, 1 motherboard power not connected, and two with dead motherboards. All of them shipped on a pallet direct from HP.

    44. Re:HP is the worst by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      Unless your tethering the camera you never need to plug it in. Just pop the card and plug it in.

      If you can't pop the card from your camera, you need to replace that cheap POS.

      If you don't have a slot on your system to plug in the card, buy an adapter.

      But there's no need to actually plug in the camera unless you're tethering, and if you don't know what tethering is, you aren't doing it.

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    45. Re:HP is the worst by tibit · · Score: 1

      You mean you were on a ship and didn't have a way of restoring the system without contact with the world? And how's that HP's fault? I agree that 200MB drivers are egregious, but in this case the fault was all yours.

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    46. Re:HP is the worst by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Agreed. However, I had to reload an HP/Cpq laptop and ordered an install DVD from HP. The price was cheap ( US$17 including shipping), and it allowed you to select what to install. If they still do that same type of installer, I would highly recommend ordering one anytime you buy a machine from HP, then install from scratch rather than spend hours removing bloatware. All the selection of what to install is done up front, you you start it and forget it for an hour or so while it installs.

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    47. Re:HP is the worst by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      I find it more convenient to connect my camera to my laptop than to take the card out of the camera and stick it in a card reader. But each to his own.

    48. Re:HP is the worst by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      A few years ago, I bought a DV7-1130. For the first 6 months, it ran perfectly. At the 6 month mark, it started shutting down randomly. I formatted the system and installed Windows 7 and it was okay for another few months.

      At the 9 month mark, it was regularly shutting down on its own. I'd come home from work or come back from lunch/dinner and the laptop would be off.

      The Windows system console was reporting thermal shutdown events. Go figure.

      I took the laptop apart and cleaned everything out. It wasn't that dirty inside, but I figured any little bit would help.

      The laptop ran fine after that. But at the 13-month mark, the battery died.

      I'm now at the 24-month mark and it refuses to burn DVDs any more. CDs can burn just fine.

      In short, cheap components that seem to last *just* long enough to get the laptop past the warranty period.

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    49. Re:HP is the worst by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      cool, looks interesting. lots of pretty pictures, could do with a straw man though, fancy throwing me one?

      'Pay attention or pay the price.'

      oliverthered, yeh.... priceless.

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    50. Re:HP is the worst by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "In short, cheap components that seem to last *just* long enough to get the laptop past the warranty period."

      Exactly tihs.

      BTW - I just NOW finished my support call. That's entirely TO LONG, over four hours, just to get them to send me a box (after they made me repeatedly download various drivers.)

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    51. Re:HP is the worst by mauriceh · · Score: 1

      Since these laptops ship with no actual Windows media, does this mean you BUY new OS copies for each machine?

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    52. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooo! Apropos-of-nothing *nix guy appeared much sooner than normal!

    53. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when deskjet drivers fit on one 5.35" floppy?

    54. Re:HP is the worst by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I call them Hewlett-Packard-Bell, and not because I am confusing two companies.

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    55. Re:HP is the worst by mspohr · · Score: 1
      I am still using an HP LaserJet 4L printer that is almost 20 years old. I give it light duty at home but it has been absolutely reliable. It's connected to an HP JetDirect network interface (also 20 years old) and prints flawlessly from Mac, Linux and Windows.

      The printer never has given me any problems. It's slow but rock solid.

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    56. Re:HP is the worst by Redneck_Moron · · Score: 1

      HP MADE fantastic hardware... Most of the deskjet 1xx series printers still work!!! However anything made after 2004 seems to have the plague.

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    57. Re:HP is the worst by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Even my LJ1300 is still running, 8 or 9 years later.

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    58. Re:HP is the worst by frito_x · · Score: 1

      This is what they did when i bought my toshiba satellite pro which came with xp installed back in 2006 or 7 (don't recall now)

      it had xp all right, but it came with so much crap i didn't want like norton security, M$ office trial, which actually slowed the machine considerably... ended up booting ubuntu in it... testing it with 7_64bit right now and so far so good.

    59. Re:HP is the worst by soundguy · · Score: 1

      I remember when the entire OS fit into 8k of ROM and that included Console Basic and built-in support for dot matrix printers on the parallel port.

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    60. Re:HP is the worst by frito_x · · Score: 1

      wow...

      sounds exactly like my wife's experience with a pavillion zt1130 back in 2001. first and only time in my life i've seen a celeron overheating...

      5 years with my toshiba and everything still works well except the keyboard... when i poured a full glass of rum and coke on it while asleep. it kept working for 5, 6 hours soaked in liquid... until i noticed the sticky keyboard while commenting on a video i was watching the next morning... needless to say i had to completely disassemble and clean the mess... but it was worth it since i'm typing this on that very laptop... don't know how/why the soaked mobo didn't fry...

      cheers! indeed

    61. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps port Hplip to windows?

    62. Re:HP is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once bought 50 PCs from HP, and each and every one of them burst into flames when I opened Notepad!

    63. Re:HP is the worst by monkyyy · · Score: 0

      the reason u dont see any pirating lawsuits from windows is everyone has dozens of windows copys then they need, i "pirate" as i have many more legal copys of windows then computers i ever owned, they sell in "1-2 computer" licenses with every computer u dont build urself

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    64. Re:HP is the worst by youngone · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that because I was given an HP Laserjet 5n not so long ago, and it works really well under Win XP, 7 and Ubuntu. I also have 3 spare toner carts, so I guess I'm set for years.

    65. Re:HP is the worst by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      Indeed, all you might need is the odd maintenance kit (once every few years depending on ho heavily you use it) - but you can pick them up refurbished for under $150.

    66. Re:HP is the worst by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Which lenovos do you recommend for bang per buck and durability?

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    67. Re:HP is the worst by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      cheap components that seem to last *just* long enough to get the laptop past the warranty period

      With laptop prices at phenomenally lows relative to the performance specs what do you expect?

      Buy the fastest you can find from a brand that really tries to impress with high performance for low cost rather than a big name, as they will gladly hose you. The key is to buy the highest end from the eager-to-please manufacturer, even if it costs a few hundred more because they will ensure the best quality. The midrange machines from the same company tend to be really crappy because they don't think those machines would attract much market share due to the lack of brand recognition.

      It worked for me. If I tried to buy a similarly powerful machine from HP, it would have cost about $1000 more, and I would have spent all my time being aggravated. The highest priced machines from the big names not only are overpriced, but they are so overpriced that the quality is not assured because sales are actually expected to be low. When I first laid eyes on an HP Envy laptop, it was practically double the price of most performance laptops, and aside from being the early bird with a Core i7 offering, there was nothing really special. The usability of a laptop of such a price was iffy. It was really hot and pressing the trackpad to drag didn't feel entirely pleasant. Given the name of Envy, I definitely expected something that would set the tone but all I found was a hard sell. The one thing I appreciated was that HP was making some effort to improve ergonomics, a move that was prodded by Apple. Apple is an example of a company that is highly reputation conscious so quality and longevity matter.

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  2. And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... I make a DVD backup of the restore partition and wipe clean the HDD whenever I buy a new laptop.

    1. Re:And this is why... by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2

      Why? So you can automagically erase all your data and re-install the bloatware?

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    2. Re:And this is why... by clang_jangle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's pretty funny, but I imagine the idea would be to be able to restore to original in case of needing support or warranty work. Probably a pretty good idea, actually.

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    3. Re:And this is why... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      exactly. If you send in a laptop with custom crap on it your warranty repair may be declined.

    4. Re:And this is why... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Not a chance. Your custom crap will be replaced with a stock image and it'll be mailed back to you "fixed". When you tell them the problem is still present, they might look at it the second time around.

      Imaging it to stock before sending it back just eliminates that first step.

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    5. Re:And this is why... by Yaddoshi · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there something posted on Slashdot a while back about the manufacturer claiming a system's warranty was voided by the installation of a LINUX OS?

    6. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If it's a hardware problem not related to the software I'm pretty sure they can't legally decline the repair.

    7. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if it's HP.

    8. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what company does that... First thing I do when I open the box is wipe the drive and install Linux. I've never had a problem with a warranty claim

    9. Re:And this is why... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's sort of the snag with many of them. They don't ship with a generic Windows install DVD, they have a restore DVD instead that puts the bloatware right back again. Not a lot of home users will purchase a second copy of Windows for this purpose.

    10. Re:And this is why... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Not a chance. Your custom crap will be replaced with a stock image and it'll be mailed back to you "fixed". When you tell them the problem is still present, they might look at it the second time around.

      Imaging it to stock before sending it back just eliminates that first step.

      Nah, get a better Brand. I dual booted my new 17 inch x64 dual core laptop w/ win7 & Ubuntu 10.10.
      Copying several hundred gigs of files from my old laptop via external drive enclosure caused the CPU usage to stay at 100% on both cores and overheated the machine.

      On Win7, as a test, I performed the same task, but it would not copy my files quickly (x4 times longer), and only used 20% CPU. I Had to run my multi-threaded PI calculation code as well, to cause the full 100% usage and overheat.

      I sent the laptop back to Toshiba as is. Their tech called me and said he was unable to reproduce the problem in Windows, I instructed him on how to recreate the problem via Linux. Turns out that the fans were not spinning up to full speed on demand -- A BIOS problem (verified by Toshiba's CPU exerciser software, says the tech).

      Machine is back, HD is intact, no warranty voiding (the machine will be wiped just for piece of mind).
      The warranty return form even has a place for multiple OSs... "Your Password, (include one for each operating system installed)"

      I wouldn't buy a computer from a company that voids the hardware warranty if you change the software...
      P.S. I too always make an image of the recovery partition -- Removing the bits of crap-ware takes less time than finding the drivers for Win7 x64 (of course, this is Toshiba, not HP, crap-ware).

    11. Re:And this is why... by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      I know this wasn't your intent, but your story illustrates perfectly why Firewire is so superior to USB. Copying files should never tax the processor.

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    12. Re:And this is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some machines, you can pull the drivers off the restore disk. I was able to do that with my Vista-running HP, without installing their crapware. Requires having a clean Windows disc to install from though.

  3. Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by acoustix · · Score: 5, Informative

    I recently had the same issue with a loaded Dell Latitude E6510. The supplied video driver for WinXP consumed an entire core on my 3.0GHz i7. I contacted Dell on the issue and told them what was happening. I ended up using the driver from nVidia. The CPU would get very hot and the fan would run at full speed.

    I know, good story - right?

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    1. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by eulernet · · Score: 1

      I have a Dell Latitude (sorry, but I don't remember the model name).
      I got the issue when I changed the OS from Windows XP to Windows 7, and I don't use the HP drivers.
      Every minute, the CPU would be at 100% for a few seconds, since the system was trying to read a missing file on the disk, making the CPU fan run at full speed.

      After searching everywhere, I found that it was an issue with the Wifi driver (I don't use HP's versions, but the standard ones with Windows 7).
      The easiest solution I found is to disable LMHOSTS.
      Funnily, the author of SysInternals had a similar problem.

      This is a long known bug since Windows 2003: when you have several network cards, the OS tries to read LMHOSTS, even if it doesn't exist.

      This problem seems not related to the drivers, since one of my colleagues has the same problem with his Dell computer.
      I believe that's it's an issue with Windows.

    2. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by mattcasters · · Score: 2

      I have that same laptop from Dell. However, I solved the problem by booting off a Kubuntu 10.10 USB pen-drive and half an hour later the pre-installed Win7 OS was "upgraded" to something more useful.

      HTH,
      Matt

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    3. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would parse better if you made the last sentence the second.

    4. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Didn't Windows Update have a newer driver available, or does MS not offer new video drivers on XP anymore?

      My practice is to grab the latest drivers and install them whenever I give someone a new machine, especially chipset, video, and NIC.

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    5. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar issue with a Dell Latitude E6600. Dell's ControlPoint software would consume 100% of one core.

    6. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP? Windows 2008 R2? Windows Vista? I'm only saying this because Linux doesn't run any applications people care about, so obviously that's not what you meant when you said something "more useful."

    7. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Never EVER install drivers from Windows Update. That's one of the fastest known ways to bork your hardware.

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    8. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Tough choice. If Linux can't run any application people care about, and Windows fails to run any application people care about, I guess people'll have to just use Solaris.

      Quick, buy some Oracle pushes!

    9. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Used to be true, not any longer. I've updated many drivers from Windows Update over the past three or four years and I think I've only had a problem once, with a Realtek NIC driver.

      Prior to that, yes, but MS has really cleaned up its act.

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    10. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I still tend to go with the mfgr's drivers rather than the ones from WU, as I was applying "it ain't broke, don't fix it".

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    11. Re:Same issue with Dell Latitude E6510 by giuda · · Score: 1

      Wait... i7... WinXP... Do yourself a favor and install Win7.

  4. HP and wireless have a special relationship anyway by leuk_he · · Score: 5, Informative

    e.g. Did you know you cannot simply replace the HP buildin wireless with a pci-express card version because the wireless needs to be on a bios whitelist.

  5. What? by lennier1 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't HP have something like Toshiba's "Tempro" utility to tell Joe Sixpack when to update his drivers and HP-related programs?

    1. Re:What? by rjch · · Score: 1

      Doesn't HP have something like Toshiba's "Tempro" utility to tell Joe Sixpack when to update his drivers and HP-related programs?

      Yes, but only for drivers and applicati

    2. Re:What? by rjch · · Score: 1

      Doesn't HP have something like Toshiba's "Tempro" utility to tell Joe Sixpack when to update his drivers and HP-related programs?

      Yes, but only for drivers and applications that don't need updating.

      (damn this new posting procedure - so damned slow *and* it just cut the end off my last attempt at a comment!)

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, we thought you were using a HP Wi-Fi driver...

    4. Re:What? by Reaperducer · · Score: 1

      Not surprising. The Applicati and their drivers have been running the world for close to a century. Who do you think rigged the Grammys?

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  6. Don't give them any ideas by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...and the software does not get updated automatically."

    Let's talk about CPU-choking check-for-update services. Ever tried to disable GoogleUpdater? I mean really disable it? Or the Adobe "Let's interrupt the boot process with our bullshit" updater? Or my favorite this week - was recently straightening out a friends machine and found an updater service from Intuit running - my friend had installed and used TurboTax to do his taxes last year, so naturally a system service had to be running to check for updates to tax software for FY2009.

    I see the <i>italic</i> tags are still broken, damn this web 2.0 stuff is HARD, isn't it?

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    1. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Shikaku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Italics work just fine, use em

    2. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Salvo · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should provide a mechanism for third-party software updates to be supplied through Windows Update, or provide a unified Software Update Mechanism for third-partys.
      Apple recently added the feature for Application updates through the Mac App Store.
      (Mac App Store incompatible software (such as system utilities) still have to either be updated manually or internally by the App).

    3. Re:Don't give them any ideas by SCPRedMage · · Score: 1

      Italics work just fine. Perhaps you should stop using the deprecated <i> tag, and start using the <em> tag that replaced it.

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    4. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh the joys of Windows. I don't miss them. However Bestbuy needed my email address to send me shovelware activation codes and a geeksquad activation. I had no choice. So I gave them their own special email address. The activation notices appeared and lo and behold so did spam. THAT pisses me off more than bloated bullshit I can uninstall (or use a different OS) to get around. I can't take back an email address other than point their special address to my special mail spooler: /dev/null

    5. Re:Don't give them any ideas by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

      Or even better yet, preview what you type before you submit it.

    6. Re:Don't give them any ideas by xaxa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Italics work just fine. Perhaps you should stop using the deprecated <i> tag, and start using the <em> tag that replaced it.

      So this <i>Homo sapiens</i> will have to use the wrong markup next time we're discussing zoology?

      The i element in HTML5.

    7. Re:Don't give them any ideas by ZankerH · · Score: 1

      (em) is the new (i). (replace parentheses with less than/greater signs than at your convenience)

      It just works!

    8. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like what that inferior open source software group has been doing all these decades? Automatic updating of the entire system from one universal application?

      I'm SHOCKED!

    9. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you explain what the trick is to get them working, then? I haven't been able to get them to work since the last /. update. I've had to resort to doing *this*, like some archaic plain-text system.

    10. Re:Don't give them any ideas by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1

      You should use em, not i.

    11. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Vaphell · · Score: 1

      he already explained, use <em>

    12. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have the updaters running, especially for Adobe's security-bug-of-the-week products.

      PROTIP: you can tell Adobe Reader to automatically install updates in the background. This has been a godsend for us. Now if only they'd let us do that for Flash.

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    13. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't you use em but I should?

      On a related note, who's on first?

    14. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Blue+Stone · · Score: 2

      >Ever tried to disable GoogleUpdater? I mean really disable it?

      Yes. The trick is that you have to go into Task Scheduler, and disable it there.

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    15. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <i>No! That's just what they'll be expecting!</i>

    16. Re:Don't give them any ideas by msauve · · Score: 3, Informative
      is not , and the fact that most browsers will use an tag to display italics is beside the point.

      According to the /. FAQ,

      The list of approved HTML tags is: <b> <i> <p> <br> <a> <ol> <ul> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <em> <strong> <tt> <blockquote> <div>

      /. claims to support the <i> tag, and the <em> tag. It doesn't. It's broken.

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    17. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.soluto.com/

      I've found it's my best friend when it comes to preinstalled crap.

      Even end users understand what it shows and what to do.

      Although the general path should be to just uninstall everything it lists instead of merely disabling them.

    18. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Bake · · Score: 1

      And have it nag for a reboot every 2 minutes? No Thanks!

    19. Re:Don't give them any ideas by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1
      The tag is deprecated? Why wasn't W3.org notified?
      Meanwhile, Slashdot's "Edit Comment" page says:

      Allowed HTML
      <b> <i> <p> <br> <a> <ol> <ul> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <em> <strong> <tt> <blockquote> <div> <ecode> <quote>
      URLs
      <URL:http://example.com/> will auto-link a URL

      And if I do HTML well enough to do the above, maybe I'm not a rookie at it. But I will use <em> instead of <i> from now on, even if it's not the way we did it back in the 50's.

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    20. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Newer Adobe stuff (at least for Reader) doesn't nag, it just runs the update in the background (once the updater is properly configured to do that instead of nagging) and maybe notifies you.

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    21. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Italics work just fine, use em

      I use 'em all the time!

    22. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck wrote the linked spec? It reads like utter gibberish, bordering on incoherent. Get yourselves some competent tech writers and write the thing in proper English for God's sake. For example:

        The "i" tag initiates italicized text. {insert example} It is deprecated as of version xxx.

        I can copy a few pages out of the 1983 VAX FORTRAN language reference manual if you need a basis for understanding what proper technical writing should look like.

         

    23. Re:Don't give them any ideas by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'd be happy if I could just disable the stupid background updaters.

      File Hippo's updater does fine.

      Here's a fun question: Why are they background processes? Windows does have a scheduler, so it would be trivially easy to, you know, actually schedule the updates.

      Or just update on startup.

      But, no, the application has to run something in the background. It's goddamn absurd.

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    24. Re:Don't give them any ideas by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      But the <i> tag is specifically only for logically italicized text that is not italic due to being emphasized, and the stylesheets (including the default styles) determine how it is actually displayed.

      Using <i> is in no way deprecated. Using it for emphasis was deprecated, but is now simply not permitted at all. If you use it for that purpose your HTML5 is not valid, even if a validator says it is.

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    25. Re:Don't give them any ideas by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      And now I note that having been broken since the latest Slachcode update it's now suddenly magically fixed.

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  7. My GF always tells me that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I let her know how much I appreciate her for saying that about my driver.

  8. Secret Code Leak from HP Wi-Fi utility! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    while(true)
    {
          if(wifi_is_on())
                show_wifi_is_on()
          else
                show_wifi_is_off()
    }

  9. This is why... by Phoenix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is why whenever I buy a computer or a laptop, the first thing that I do is to slick the damn thing and install the operating system as I see fit.

    Whether this be Windows or some flavor of *nix, I just wipe out all the partitions and install from fresh.

    I learned that lesson with an HP laptop I bought in 2005. No matter what I did, no matter what I uninstalled, I could not get more than 45% of my hard drive free.

    I did a fresh load of XP and low and behold, I was only using 10% of the drive with Office, XP, my music files, a couple of games and my applications in my "Must Have" list.

    Ever since, I do this on all of the ones at the hospital. I made a fresh load version for every configuration we have and I keep an image saved on our servers. Since we don't allow anything to be saved on the local computers that are on the hospital floors (our way of enforcing HIPPA on our electronically protected health information (EPHI)), this means that if someone sneaks online and lets slip in a virus, I can just wipe-restore from the network, run updates, and the computer is back in business in usually less than an hour. Less than 15 minutes in some cases.

    For administration PC's, it's a bit longer. I have to backup their data first and then slick and reload. Then I have to put the data back. So that's more in the 30-90 minutes category.

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    1. Re:This is why... by uglyduckling · · Score: 2

      You know you don't have to go to the hospital to work on your computer, right? It's fine to do it at home.

    2. Re:This is why... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2

      For administration PC's, it's a bit longer. I have to backup their data first and then slick and reload. Then I have to put the data back. So that's more in the 30-90 minutes category.

      Uhhh... These are desktop PCs? You specified "laptop" in your first sentence, so I would have thought you'd specify it further down if that's what you meant. There's no reason to have user data stored on the local machine at all. All it does is needlessly choke up bandwidth when synchronising (you do sync it with the server, right? Or do you have some other backup mechanism in place?).

      As for the rest? Well done, you've started taking system images instead of reloading all of the patches, drivers, and necessary software for every build. Save yourself a little time and do the same thing with your home PC with PING

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    3. Re:This is why... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Well, I do that to my laptops

      Except I install Linux on them

      Oh and you probably wiped the recovery partition/data.

      Problem with these software stuff is trying to make it easier and making it harder in the process. Brought to you by clueless engineers and even more clueless managers.

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    4. Re:This is why... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      to bad that never sends any info to the beancounters that the customers (or these days, "consumers") disapproves. You payed money for the product and did not return it, ergo you liked what you got.

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    5. Re:This is why... by Phoenix · · Score: 1

      Uhhh... These are desktop PCs? You specified "laptop" in your first sentence, so I would have thought you'd specify it further down if that's what you meant. There's no reason to have user data stored on the local machine at all. All it does is needlessly choke up bandwidth when synchronising (you do sync it with the server, right? Or do you have some other backup mechanism in place?).

      My bad. At the hospital we use Desktop PC's except for the areas where we need mobility and we use laptops on rolling carts and more recently the Pellham Sloane PC's on Howard Medical mobility carts with built-in batteries.

      For those machines, we're using an application called Cerner which is a web-accessible, citrix application with the hosting computers (and all the data and the backups, and everything) located at the remote facility. So there is no need for the nurses and the doctors to have anything saved on those machines be they the desktops at the observation areas and nursing stations, or on the mobile units.

      The administrators on the other hand need things like Office and have non-EPHI data stored on their local machines. We encourage placing the data on the RAID where it'll be protected and backed up...but some just do not and thanks to the administration, this is not something we can force.

      As for the rest? Well done, you've started taking system images instead of reloading all of the patches, drivers, and necessary software for every build. Save yourself a little time and do the same thing with your home PC with PING

      Already using it at home and on the servers at the hopsital. It works, it works well, and it's free. Can't beat that with a stick.

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    6. Re:This is why... by Phoenix · · Score: 1

      Oh and you probably wiped the recovery partition/data.

      Problem with these software stuff is trying to make it easier and making it harder in the process.

      Don't care really. Since the recovery partition usually contains the data needed to recover the hard drive to its bloated, choked and drowning in useless crap state, I'm better off without it. In fact that's where I store a local copy of my PING backup so I can recover my kid's computers when (not if...WHEN) they download something and really shag it up good and proper. And if the hard drive itself goes tits-up I still have my PING recovery DVD's I made as a backup

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    7. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone please upboat uglyduckling!

      This post made me grin. :-)

    8. Re:This is why... by cerberusss · · Score: 2

      You know you don't have to go to the hospital to work on your computer, right? It's fine to do it at home.

      Well, this IS Windows XP he's talking about.

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    9. Re:This is why... by JamesP · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%

      Problem with a fresh install is, you usually can't use the license your notebook came, since the 'serial number' only works with "Windows from HP" or something similar.

      But I've seen cases where the recovery CD doesn't have all the bloatware it originally came with.

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    10. Re:This is why... by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

      (PING) works well, and it's free. Can't beat that with a stick.

      Personally, I beg to differ. PING is great if you're on a threadbare-shoestring budget and don't mind the 'minimalist' (and there I'm being generous) UI. It does do disk imaging well, but I find Acronis True Image to be worth the $40 they ask for it. In addition to Acronis being able to pull double duty and both do disk imaging and data backups, it's really nice in that images can be mounted and browsed like regular disk drives. This is a functionality that PING presently does not support, but has been invaluable in my travels, and you can't compare its MUCH friendlier GUI to PING.

      No, I don't work for Acronis, but Acronis products do work very well for me.

    11. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Problem with a fresh install

      "Install" is a verb. I install Linux for a living.

      The noun for which you were searching is "installation". That is a fresh installation of Linux.

    12. Re:This is why... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to have user data stored on the local machine at all. All it does is needlessly choke up bandwidth when synchronising (you do sync it with the server, right? Or do you have some other backup mechanism in place?)

      Seems better to tell people that if they dont put their eg scanned, multi-meg images on the shared folder, they will be trashed periodically. Unless you like waiting for file sync to dig through multi-gig folders every time they want to log off?

      Folder sync has its place, but its not a panacea, and generally its far easier and less complicated to simply show people where to put the files; theyre not morons. I can see the utility growing as the size of the business grows, but for 0-80 employees, I've had no issues doing without sync for all my users-- across 20-30 organizations. Somehow the employees "get" that data has to go on the shared drive if they want to do anything with it, or have guarentees as to its safety.

      Theres also the fact that if you mindlessly sync desktop and mydocs, you may end up with gigs and gigs of pictures and movies on your server-- downloaded from a camera, not the internet, so filtering wont help.

    13. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ever since, I do this on all of the ones at the hospital"

      WHAT "hospital"?

      Oh, THAT "hospital", the one you presume everybody else magically knows about...

      Egotist, much?

    14. Re:This is why... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      You might check this out. I have been using it very sucessfully, no GUI yet. http://www.fsarchiver.org/Main_Page

    15. Re:This is why... by Phoenix · · Score: 1

      > Problem with a fresh install

      "Install" is a verb. I install Linux for a living.

      The noun for which you were searching is "installation". That is a fresh installation of Linux.

      Couldn't think of anything intelligent to say so you have to nitpick the language? Sad really. You're like the little 5 pound yippy dog who barks at the big 200 pound Mastiff from the safety of his fenced in yard because you know that they can't get to you.

      Bark away little yippy dog...bark away.

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    16. Re:This is why... by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Mount the net drive as $HOME.

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  10. Easy Solution for Crapware by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Just format the damn thing over. I prefer to do it with Linux, personally, but if you prefer Windows, just buy a copy and wipe out your OEM's shitty version. They probably didn't install it the way you wanted it anyway.

    This would be easier if you could find an OEM willing to ship you a blank machine to begin with. Well not easier, exactly, but you could at least be happier not paying for any extra crap you weren't going to use anyway. Microsoft should be happier too, to be getting full retail for any copies of Windows they sell, and you could be happier too charging your less technical friends $40 an hour (Friends and family get the special discount rate!) to drop a new OS on their system. It's not like they buy a new laptop every month!

    All right yeah I realize this view is perhaps unrealistically optimistic, but hey, it works for me!

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    1. Re:Easy Solution for Crapware by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 4, Insightful

      if you prefer Windows, just buy a copy and wipe out your OEM's shitty version.

      Why pay again for what you already bought? Install Windows from a downloaded/borrowed disk with the license key that was attached to your system. Dunno about the US, but in the EU you are legally allowed to do that.

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    2. Re:Easy Solution for Crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're not allowed to do that with retail or OEM licensed Windows in the EU. It's the same as downloading an MP3 of a song that you have on CD. Copyright law is weird, but them's the rules.

    3. Re:Easy Solution for Crapware by Cerium · · Score: 1

      I'm in the US and every Windows license I've ever received with a laptop or computer has been one or more of the following:

      (a) A feature-limited version (home "premium").
      (b) An OEM license (which means the key won't work for a retail copy).
      (c) Invalidated by some shenanigans involving someone else using the key somehow (my best guess involves ninjas and/or pirates).

      So while I'm not entirely sure on the legalities behind what you're suggesting, I can tell you that, in my experience, it's simply not worth the headache.

    4. Re:Easy Solution for Crapware by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You'd have to obtain an OEM version of the Windows install disc somewhere. One without a Trojan.

      Basically Microsoft has two types of install codes for Windows: one for the retail discs, another for OEM discs, and one won't work with the other kind. If you've got an OEM disc from the same vendor, it'll notice a signature in the computer's BIOS and then automatically activate without needing you to input the code.

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    5. Re:Easy Solution for Crapware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How? OEM keys don't work w/ retail disks.

  11. Bloatware Register by Salvo · · Score: 2

    There should be a list of Programs that can (or should be) removed from a Factory Install for safe operation.

    Trackpad Drivers, Media Button Drivers and WiFi Drivers may be required to take full advantage of the hardware features, but most of the crap they put on is Third Party Crapware (on cheap machines) or Brand Enhancement software (on "Quality" machines). The worse stuff is the iLife wannabe software from a dozen Third-Party vendors that don't work together.

    Maybe MS need to expand their restrictions on WM7 bloatware and customisation to Windows 7 OEMs. Buying a computer with third-party implementation of Native Windows features really dilutes the brand.

    One of the reasons MacBooks and MacBook Pros work so well as Windows Laptops is because BootCamp only installs the drivers needed to keep the hardware functioning. Apple even look after their users who run Windows!

    1. Re:Bloatware Register by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding right? Sure Apple doesn't install any bloatware, but their Windows drivers are terrible. You can't use the standard graphics drivers from the manufacturers, you HAVE to use ones supplied by Apple (which are slow and lack functionality), the trackpad drivers are... frankly aweful...

      I'd much rather use windows on a similarly spec'd non-mac.. (of course after a fresh install, but given you have to install windows on a mac too, it's a fair comparison)

    2. Re:Bloatware Register by daid303 · · Score: 1

      Have you tried uninstalling crapware from an HP laptop?

      I have an HP laptop, and I uninstalled all the crapware on day 1. It took (no kidding) 1.5 hour to uninstall "HP Help Documentation". My 'fresh' new laptop spend well over 4 hours uninstalling stuff. In retrospect I should have done a wipe and reinstall.

    3. Re:Bloatware Register by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yes I have.

      Grab Pirated copy of OEM windows 7 CD I burned.

      use key off of bottom of laptop to activate it and it magically, by the use of Microsoft fairy dust, turns from pirated to genuine.

        Plus I get to enjoy a 15 minute talk with some random person in MSFT's call center in india... I love how "steve" had the thickest indian accent I have ever ran into.

      2.1 hours spent, 90% of the time with me watching tv and glancing at the laptop as it does it's thing.

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    4. Re:Bloatware Register by daid303 · · Score: 1

      My laptop does not have a CD drive, so, what's the plan then? (I did install linux as 2nd boot option for when windows goes belly up)

  12. Uneeded to start with. by SeaFox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's really no reason wireless device and PC makers even need to have "assistant" type programs written for their hardware to start with. They only need a driver itself, as Windows since XP has had it's own configuration utility with a system tray icon telling you when you're connected or not.

    OT: PS to Slashdot coders: I'd really like to be able to use Firefox's spellchecker in here again. It highlights misspelled words but I can't correct them with it ever since you forced this dumb new layout on us. Same with italic tags not working anymore. Have you ever heard the phrase "if it aint broken don't fix it"?

    1. Re:Uneeded to start with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but but HOW would we push our crapware with our "buy Crapware Pro" then?

    2. Re:Uneeded to start with. by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      Same with italic tags not working anymore.

      Just use <em>.

    3. Re:Uneeded to start with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and a HOME link in the footer could be brought back too.

    4. Re:Uneeded to start with. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      "Wireless assistant" tray programs don't have Pro versions.

      The only thing they do that the XP icons doesn't is change to reflect the signal strength you're getting (at least in XP, having not use Vista or Win7 maybe they've beefed up the notification icon since then).

    5. Re:Uneeded to start with. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      So what's with / still working? Why didn't they deprecate that and force on us?

      Consistency fail.

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    6. Re:Uneeded to start with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love a "um" tag... plz

      <um>*cough* *cough*</um>

    7. Re:Uneeded to start with. by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Stylish plugin for FF + this user style fixes it:

      i
      {
      font-style: italic !important;

      }

      .quote
      {
      font-style: italic !important;
      background:#E1E1E1 !important;
      }

    8. Re:Uneeded to start with. by maxume · · Score: 1

      The i tags still make it into the html, the problem is that there is a line like

      * {font-style: inherit;}

      In the css. And you are right that it is a consistency problem, the font style for b tags is explicitly set.

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    9. Re:Uneeded to start with. by iivel · · Score: 1

      Except that the wireless zero configuration utility has a defect allowing retrieval of WEP/WPA keys and should never be used on a system where any form of security is an issue.

      http://secunia.com/advisories/17064/

    10. Re:Uneeded to start with. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      XP's Wi-Fi support was mediocre at best, and since W2k had none, vendors had already developed their own. I wasn't until Vista/Win7 that Windows included good Wi-Fi support such that a simple driver was really sufficient.

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    11. Re:Uneeded to start with. by blakelarson · · Score: 1

      I believe the phrase is "if it ain't broke don't fix it". FTFY

    12. Re:Uneeded to start with. by nzap · · Score: 1

      OT: PS to Slashdot coders: I'd really like to be able to use Firefox's spellchecker in here again. It highlights misspelled words but I can't correct them with it ever since you forced this dumb new layout on us. Same with italic tags not working anymore. Have you ever heard the phrase "if it aint broken don't fix it"?

      OT: Spelling correction works fine for me on Ubuntu + Firefox. Right-click and it shows a list of suggestions. Maybe your problem is something else?

    13. Re:Uneeded to start with. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a lot of us use I to quote, and they are supposedly still supported, they're right there in the Allowed HTML list. A decade of comments are on this site quoted with the I tag.

      And now no one can understand them.

      It's all well and good for individual users to fix the problem on their computer, but that doesn't solve the problem for 99.99999% of the users, who probably don't even understand why people seem to have started refusing to mark quoted comments in any manner.

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    14. Re:Uneeded to start with. by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      I can right click and see the list of corrections, the problem is I can't use them (note: I italicized "use" there since you can't tell). The misspelled word in the reply editor is not replaced with the correct word I choose from the menu now.

  13. subsidized by the electric company maybe by georgesdev · · Score: 1

    maybe they got payed by the electricity provider ;)

  14. Brought to us by people who buried the cooling fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Jayme Guitierrez wrote a great song about his experience trying to clean the cooling fan on an HP Pavillion. http://tinyurl.com/6yeay5b Maybe he should write another about HP's wifi program. It must be easier to make software impossible than it was to make hardware impossible.

  15. install windows 7, skip the hp tools by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    last summer I was given(by work) a hp elitebook(15 incher, about).
    recently I did the switch to using it, ssd'ing it as well. and damn, it's a nice machine, coupled with windows 7. with windows xp and the preinstalled stuff, not so much.

    the reason why the hp wlan manager sucks is simple too, it's unnecessary to begin with, it's decored so that it doesn't follow the native look'n'feel, it's designed by a USER EXPERIENCE idiot committee, not by a committee that knew what it actually could be used for or who knew how the wlan bit actually worked(it would be useful tool if it had options for adjusting this offending wmi, transmit powers etc - the stuff you'd still have to adjust from driver properties if you were using it).

    now, if finding working notebook gpu drivers wasn't that much of an adventure(the gpu in that elitebook is nvidia mvs 5100, in other words it's some recent gf but it's a hit and miss which drivers work).

    but something about windows 7 surprised me: it automatically downloaded the software for the ms keyboard I have, which was released before vista but which vista lacked built in driver acquirement for, as it needs some special sw for the programmable keys. so after installing the os and installing winamp, I could control winamp with the keyboard play/pause/stop/next/prev buttons - without doing any configuration. THIS is how things should work, but very few companies seem to focus that their machines would work like that - instead they brand the shit out of everything from volume adjuster to power profile management.

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  16. Hence, the success of platforms that limit bloat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? I thought Ling Ching Vee 2000 Plus Plus lite edition combo DVD silencer, video driver, all around document file re-associater/viewer with built-in auto-update and tray icon 'quick menu' plus customizable ring-tone notifier was what everybody wants?

  17. buy a CD ?? huh ? by Randy_Leatherbelly · · Score: 1

    damn sure i wouldn't BUY another Windows OS as soon as i bought a new computer, i have a couple of clean OEM discs and just use the serial glued to the new toy, if you can get a couple of clean OEMs it certainly makes the whole affair a tidier one. Still think most folks would be more than happier with a Distro like Linux Mint, PCLinuxOS or Mepis, ones that come with codecs & flash .. then they can do their Farmville or whatever it is. my customers really like it :)

  18. bloatware -- wit or wit'out? by metalmaster · · Score: 1

    Bloatware is a major pita for any computer tech whose gotta remove it or for any average joe who actually notice that it's the reason their computer is slower than it can be. I argue that its a necessary evil for retail laptops though

    Next time someone asks you to help them pick a laptop tell them they can get x model for a bargain at $899 or they can get x model - hassle of bloatware for $1199. Just about everyone i know would take the model with the bloatware cause its cheaper and deal with the problem later.

  19. Re:Hence, the success of platforms that limit bloa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I forgot to mention the free bing/yahoo/google combo volume control toolbar for Internet Explorer with bonus Windows Explorer context menu add-on [Is Not Responding]. Apple would have this too, along with malware and viruses, but its just not 'popular' enough.

  20. stand up to MS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP ruleZ!
    go webOS!

  21. I wish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people could make their own laptops the way you can make a desktop. Cell phone too. Tablet also.

    1. Re:I wish by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      you can.

      http://www.msimobile.com/

      Buy a barebones laptop with the features you want.

      Buy the processor you want
      buy the ram you want
      buy the pci-express mini cards for the prephrials you want.
      buy the OS you want.
      start assembling and installing. I built one years ago this way and ended up with a great laptop that was 100% linux compatible. Problem is that nobody has a mobile video card slot so you are stuck with buying onboard

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  22. Those wireless assistant programs by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    Are just plain evil to begin with. Broadcom, Intel, HP, Dell, whomever it comes from, I've yet to encounter one that didn't interfere with the normal function of the computer in some way.

    1. Re:Those wireless assistant programs by mehrotra.akash · · Score: 1

      try this one: Thinkvantage access connections

    2. Re:Those wireless assistant programs by Tx · · Score: 1

      Worst is when people end up with multiple different ones; I had a guy with Dell laptop recently, he had wireless assistant type utilities from Dell, his ISP, and the wifi chip maker all trying to mess with his connection at the same time, which took ages to connect, and kept disconnecting and doing weird stuff. Uninstalled all of those utilities, fast and reliable connections ensued. Curses on those utilities.

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  23. Bloatware WiFi by Peter656 · · Score: 0

    Buy a Mac

    1. Re:Bloatware WiFi by Bengie · · Score: 1

      You mean those computers that are 2-3x's the cost they should be? Or do you mean a MacBook? Those are nice.

    2. Re:Bloatware WiFi by Peter656 · · Score: 1

      MacBook or any other, new or old.

  24. HP Wireless Assistant isn't exactly useless by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 2

    Even though some might say that HP Wireless Assistant is bloatware, it isn't really.

    It lets you switch on/off individual "wireless devices", like Bluetooth, WiFi or the newer WWAN adapters. Turning the ones off you don't need will definitely save battery life, and it might add some security.

    And before anyone says "hey, that's what device manager is for", it's not. Device manager allows you to disable devices, but that would require administrator privileges, whereas the HP Wireless Assistant allows any user to do that.

    I do agree, though, that much of the software on the machines you buy in the store is rubbish and is only there so you can buy your computer for less money than you could if the software wasn't there. Think about it.

    1. Re:HP Wireless Assistant isn't exactly useless by tokul · · Score: 1

      Device manager allows you to disable devices, but that would require administrator privileges, whereas the HP Wireless Assistant allows any user to do that.

      So that assistant is not just bloatware. It also runs with admin privileges.

  25. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is true of Lenovo as well, and I suspect of any notebook manufacturer who cares about FCC regulations.

  26. Blame Consumers by s31523 · · Score: 1

    One must ask, "Why are the manufacturers pre-installing this bloat?". My guess is that it helps manufactures keep low prices on machines that otherwise would be out of reach for many consumers wrt to price. Consumers are hungry for slick deals and manufacturers need creative ways to re-coup money lost on razor thin profit margins. So, the manufacture reaches out to other companies and say "Hey, I will put a link to a 30-day trial of your software on our core image of all new laptops, just give us $10.00 per laptop." They do that 10 times and now they can sell the laptop for $10.00 over cost and still make $100 per laptop.

    Ask yourself this, if you saw an option on the build-your-own-laptop build site that said "Clean O/S Install - No Advertising or Bloat" with a price tag of $99.95 would you check the box? What about the average Joe consumer looking for that great deal?

    1. Re:Blame Consumers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and darn those consumers for creating the market for $25 ink cartridge that costs as much to produces as a package of ball point pens.

    2. Re:Blame Consumers by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "if you saw an option on the build-your-own-laptop build site that said "Clean O/S Install - No Advertising or Bloat" with a price tag of $99.95 would you check the box?"

      Nope. I'd order it as-is and do hat I've always done with pre-built systems: first boot directly to install media.

    3. Re:Blame Consumers by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I'd probably do it. I've done so damned many clean reinstalls in my life that it no longer holds any tinkerer interest for me like it once did.

  27. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    Wow, just the other day I found out Lenovo was guilty of doing that too.

  28. Vendor crapware is NOT NEEDED... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Dell, HP, Toshiba all feel they need to install "helperware" that is nothing more than :Hinderware. Whenever I buy a new laptop the first thing I have to do is crack open the windows OS CD and reinstall the OS. IT's faster than stripping out all he crap that dell and the others shovel into these things. and that's only if I am keen enough to see the checkmark to include the recovery media when I buy it. HP tell you to go F***K yourself and will not give you any recovery media but make you waste 2 hours creating it from the laptop. (That and their retarded trackpad design makes HP top slot on my never buy list)

    Why cant these laptop makers do the simple task of... Give me a clean OS install with drivers. NO OTHER CRAPWARE....

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    1. Re:Vendor crapware is NOT NEEDED... by jo_ham · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is one vendor that does just that: Apple. Even if you buy it and never intend to run OS X other than for the 10 minutes it takes you to set a Bootcamp partition, the Windows experience on them is very good. All the drivers and necessary stuff you need is on the OS X install disc that comes with the machine (and also on every retail copy of OS X) and you just pop it in after the windows installer finishes and it automatically handles all the drivers and utilities and leaves you with a fully configured, fully working Windows laptop with zero bloatware.

      Hell, it doesn't even put iTunes on there by default ;)

      Whether the price premium for the machine itself and then a further cost for a copy of Windows is worth it is an exercise left to the individual.

      I've set up a quite a number of machines for a local businessman who liked the iMac's form factor but a major part of his business relies on Windows-only software. He started with a batch of 4 test machines that I set up for him and liked them so much he went and converted the whole office and workshop, ditching all the midi-towers and clunky keyboards he had before.

    2. Re:Vendor crapware is NOT NEEDED... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what you say is heresy! an abomination such as this cannot be allowed to exist. never speak those words again, lest you be torn limb from limb by a thousand, nay...a million fanboys

  29. HP Wins Most Bloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last HP laptop I bought (2007) contained a complete infestation of bloatware. IT easily spent 20 hours removing various bits and pieces until my machine worked sorta correctly. I remain stunned that some large corporate entity hasn't given HP the back of their hand by now.

    1. Re:HP Wins Most Bloated by ledow · · Score: 1

      Because no sensible large corporate entities IT guys would bother with pre-installed images. I never have.

      My employer bought me a new laptop the other month. It came with Windows 7. Through sheer force of habit, I never even saw so much as a Windows 7 splashscreen for the initial installation - it literally didn't get to execute a single byte from the hard drive.

      F12, PXE boot, apply standard image. If necessary, apply specific drivers, put them back into the standard image. It's like wondering why Google doesn't have to deal with Norton Antivirus trials on the machines they put in their server racks. They don't even *get* that far, or to execute a single byte that's not part of Google's standard images or imaging process.

      Thus corporates don't care and the little guy ends up with hours of cleanup for a brand new laptop.

    2. Re:HP Wins Most Bloated by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Your IT guy shouldn't have let you buy a machine from the Home and Home Office (or SOHO) site. If you get the machine from the Enterprise (large business) site and order business class hardware instead of consumer grade stuff, you generally don't get all the bloatware.

  30. Re:CHOKE ON THIS JODY !! by Lumpy · · Score: 0

    "After all, Microsoft essentially invented the smartphone over a decade ago, long before the iPhone. Where did it get them?"
    It got them laughed out of the phone world because they were stupid claiming they invented the smartphone.

    Palm and Qualicomm had working mass produced smartphones way WAY before Microsoft even knew what cellphones were for.
    Then they come along acting like they invented the smartphone and everyon ignores them are the idiot in the classroom that tries to get credit for what everyone else has done.

    Nokia and PALM INVENTED the smartphone market, then Blackberry jumped in, for years before microsoft got off their butt and pulled a "mee too" with their very first smartphone running windows CE and it was a giant turd. even CE re branded as windows smartphone 2002 was crap and was outsold hard by the Palm Treo that had hardware problems, but it was better than having to reboot your phone daily because windows CE is unstable and useless. Back then the Palm platform ruled as you could use ANY palm pilot app on a palm smartphone. This gave a PALM phone a GIANT edge over everyone else.

    Microsoft did not invent anything in the smartphone arena, they always have been an anklebiter trying to play catchup. They need to stop this and go back to OS and BackOffice software.

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  31. Re:Brought to us by people who buried the cooling by jo_ham · · Score: 1

    It's a very well put together song, and he has a point. However, it's a laptop - we demand all these power-packed machines in a tiny space with low weight, so there are going to be compromises made in the relative ease of taking it apart.

    He says he wants a Mac instead, and while I love Apple Macs, he's going to find the exact same problem when he comes to take it apart and clean the fan(s) - multiple screws, removal of all sorts of pieces, damn near stripping the thing to the bone to get to something like the fan, since it tends to be one unit that is part of the heatsink assembly, or at the very least intertwined with it (the fans on the Powerbook 15", for example, are separate, but you can't replace the RHS one without removing the logic board, and you can't replace the one in the 12" without removing the heatsink). He will also find that Apple laptops have similar un-re-usable thermal pads that provide the interface between the CPU, GPU and the heatsink. The unibody line of MB and MBPs are a different beast again.

    It's common to all laptops, and unless you make consideration to taking them apart in the design stage, it's going to be designed with miniaturisation, cooling efficiency and weight in mind. Ease of servicing is not even on the list, or if it is it's right at the bottom. Looking at the video the Pavillion looks no more difficult or involved to take apart than the many Apple laptops I have done over the years (as a skilled hobbyist, not as a job). It's not for the faint of heart, but they were never designed to be "easy to clean the fan" - if he wanted an easy machine to work on at home, he should have bought a desktop.

  32. HP Software does not get updated automatically? by rcamans · · Score: 1

    My Sony Vaio has Vaio Care which automatically notifies me of updates. So easy. Vaio is great!

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    1. Re:HP Software does not get updated automatically? by Salvo · · Score: 2

      Vaio Care is an example of Crapware. Like HP Total Care and Dell Support Center, The software updates are never current (6-months out at least, and don't expect anything after the first 12 months) and it replicates Native Windows Functionality. Dell, Sony and HP only want you to spend money on a new machine when your old one becomes unusable. Microsoft want your computer to keep working until they release a new OS.

      Why ship a clone of Windows Update on a Windows Computer? It's like replacing the native Windows Firewall with a crappier one.

      First thing I do when diagnosing Malware is remove all Anti-Malware software, then run MalWare Bytes. After that I reinstall Microsoft Security Essentials. It may not be as secure as some of the Anti-Malware software, but a trained user can still actually use their computer with it installed.
      I trust Microsoft more than I trust a company who's sole interest is to scare users. Norton, McAfee, even AVG's business relies on users being scared by computers. Microsoft's business relies on people being comfortable with using computers.

    2. Re:HP Software does not get updated automatically? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Sony Vaio has Vaio Care which automatically notifies me of updates. So easy. Vaio is great!

      Hp has this as well, that is part of the "Bloatware" everyone is complaining about. Its not all demo software, toolbars, and search redirectors. This particular software is a "WiFi Assistant" to help mom get connected to the Starbucks Free WiFi I assume.

    3. Re:HP Software does not get updated automatically? by greed · · Score: 2

      You do know some vendors replace the native Windows Firewall with a crappier one?

      I spent an hour doing LAN traces trying to get someone's new Windows 7 box to talk to a WebDAV fileserver. No matter what I did, not a pip from the Windows machine on the relevant sockets; the only thing that went through was the DNS lookup. But all the interface plumbing seemed fine.

      I ultimately found a vendor-specific firewall that was blocking nearly all outbound communication.

      I removed it and turned on the Windows Firewall (which has actually heard of file servers) and suddenly it was working. And everything else got a lot faster.

    4. Re:HP Software does not get updated automatically? by Salvo · · Score: 1

      WiFi support on XP-SP2, SP3, Vista and 7 are so ridiculously easy to use though. Why do they install this software on the Laptop to start with?

      I removed a whole lot of "WiFi Assistants" from our technicians laptops recently because they didn't work with an AirPort AP with WPA-encryption. The Official solution from the manufacturers was to downgrade the Wireless Security to WEP.
      The native Windows XP-SP2 wizard connected easily and supported WPA2 with no problems, except on one particularly old, second-hand Lenovo.

  33. HP scanner/printer software by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    On my mac HP sofware is the most invasive POS I have. it's runs multiple daemons and keeps re-installing itself when I remove only parts of it. It's not compatible with the managed users (parental controls). It uses a few percent of my CPU. Since I hardly ever use my scanner I don't actually need to have it ready to respond to it. When I want to use my scanner I'd just as soon start up an ap to listen. I don't need the daemons running all the time. And of course they only make the software for you particular model fo 5 years. then along comes some OS update and wham, the software is spweing errors into your logs and chewing up wads of CPU. This has happened to me twice no on two different HPs. I was dumb enough to assume they would have learned from the first five years of making crap, how to make a good driver. The second one is just as bad as the first in terms of software design, excess cpu, and invasiveness. The printer itself is quite good.

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    1. Re:HP scanner/printer software by greed · · Score: 2

      For scanners, I make sure the scanner works with something like VueScan or SANE. For printers, let there be PostScript.

      After dealing with one of the early, inexpensive home-use USB scanners (Microtek X6 USB or something like that).... It had drivers that worked with Mac OS 8.1. Not 8.0, not 8.5, not 8.6. Just exactly 8.1. Fortunately, SANE could run it, so scanning moved to Linux.

      I ultimately got a rather better scanner that works very well with VueScan, and gave the old one to a friend with a fairly old Windows rig. (Their Windows drivers weren't quite as bad; but that doesn't do anything for me.)

      Between that and those stupid FusionIO SSD PCIe cards, I refuse to deal with hardware that needs a proprietary driver from the hardware vendor. Comply with a standard, handle generic functions with the generic driver. Then you can expose extra function with the vendor extension mechanism.

    2. Re:HP scanner/printer software by Salvo · · Score: 1

      The latest versions of Modern Commercial OS's (Windows 7 and Snow Leopard) either come with native drivers for most printers and scanners or have online services to download native drivers.
      Windows 7 Device Stage-compatible drivers do simplify device configuration without having to use third-party tools and Snow Leopard natively supports USB and Networked printing and scanning for most current devices. If there aren't native drivers, you may be able to download a driver-only package from the manufacturers website. If they only offer bloatware/driver bundles, return to to the place of purchase and state that the device isn't compatible with Windows 7 or Mac OS X.6.

  34. HP printer drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Had an HP all in one and installed the driver on my laptop. If the priinter was not plugged in to the laptop the driver would continously look for the printer, to the tune of 90% CPU usage. This driver also killed my onboard card reader. Finally found the piece of the driver that was causing the trouble and renamed it. The pruinter still works fine without it.

  35. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Not only is that evil, but it's also realllly stupid. Anyone remember IBM's attempt at desktop and server control called Microchannel? Was this another horrible bit of Carly Fiorina damage that just hasn't been cleaned up yet, or is HP truly about to sink to the bottom?

  36. I've been there... by resfilter · · Score: 1

    The worst part is, the bloat wasn't actually "preinstalled" on the laptop I got.

    The first time the piece of shit booted, I got to wait while it was installed for me, with no option to cancel/exit.

    THEN I had to uninstall each program.

    It was as logical as a factory full of retards producing something in the slowest way possible, then immediately packaging it up just to be sent to the landfill next door via a bicycle courier with two flat tires.

    Total time invested: about two hours.

  37. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    Sounds a heck of a lot more attractive than Dell's RAID cards having a harddrive whitelist (consisting of only drives with dell firmwares).

  38. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    HP has been doing this for way longer than I care to remember. I have a 4xPPro HP NetServer, which would only let you use "HP certified" Pentium Pro CPUs... and RAID controller... and hard drives... and probably everything else. If you tried installing rogue hardware, it would even refuse to POST.

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  39. HP can't even keep track of hardware by swb · · Score: 1

    I just bought my wife a HP Pavilion DM4. Knowing that bloatware would be a problem, I created the restore DVDs (8!) and wiped the disk. When re-setting up, I downloaded the drivers for my specific model (DM4-1253cl) but wifi would not work with either the Intel or the other (Raytech?) driver.

    In desperation, I did a restore and lo and behold, the hardware for wifi is Broadcom. Yet HP offers NO Broadcom drivers for wifi to download. Fortunately the restore leaves a directory with all the right drivers, so I copied those and was able to do a clean install.

    My other gripe, which I think is related, is HP, and I'm sure others, habit of having umbrella model numbers (DM4) and then 20 or more variations. I'm assuming my model isn't a 1253cl but some other similar model, that, or HP switched parts and the web site never got updated. The latter is likely -- I discovered this morning the download page for the ML330 G3 server doesnt offer drivers for the LSI CSB6 IDE RAID controller, either, and it's on the machine in front of me's mainboard.

    1. Re:HP can't even keep track of hardware by WaroDaBeast · · Score: 1

      I did a restore and lo and behold, the hardware for wifi is Broadcom.

      I always look for brand and model name with stuff like AIDA64 — the manufacturer's website is always full of inaccuracies anyway.

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  40. HP = Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My company has a new policy that software made from HP will not be considered. (Bug tracking, Process management software, drivers, etc..)

  41. That's weird... by Brannon · · Score: 1

    All the computers I've bought recently haven't had this problem at all. You just open the box and start using it. It's almost as if the company that makes them doesn't hate its customers.

    Plus, they are shiny.

    Weird.

  42. I managed to disable GoogleUpdater by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 2

    And at least one of the Adobe background apps, the one that launches Acrobat at boot so that later it won't take so long to load.

    You need to use msconfig. Just press the windows key and type 'msconfig'. One of the tabs in there has startup items. You'll see GoogleUpdate in there. Uncheck it and then you'll have to reboot (msconfig has a poor UI in that way) and the item won't load anymore.

    Many apps will install another copy of their startup item when they update if you've unchecked the previous one. But GoogleUpdate isn't one of these.

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    1. Re:I managed to disable GoogleUpdater by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      As noted elsewhere in this thread, it's in Task Scheduler as well; also, there's "something else" that starts it on occasion, I never could find out what, but GoogleUpdater kept getting caught by my egress-blocking firewall, even after disabling the service and removing it from TaskScheduler. I finally ended up uninstalling it.

      And thanks for the reminder, it's been so long since I was a regular Windows user, I'd forgotten all about 'msconfig'.

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    2. Re:I managed to disable GoogleUpdater by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Or, if you *really* want fine control over what your system runs at startup, use Autoruns. Free from technet. It's what msconfig should have been.

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  43. Look what you've done to HP support forum by stumblingblock · · Score: 2

    The system is currently unavailable. Please try again later. wpa-pl-wpaframework-10000

  44. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can thank the FCC for that one.

  45. Re:Brought to us by people who buried the cooling by retroworks · · Score: 1

    jo_ham (604554), you make a very good point about Jayme's song mysteriously concluding that an Apple laptop would make his life easier. (A Thinkpad would make more sense). But doesn't the HP Pavilion have over-heating issues? Maintaining the fan on that laptop is not simply optional.

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  46. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    FCC regulations only get involved if the card supports 5GHz (a/n) operation. Until relatively recently, 5GHz Wi-Fi devices had to be certified with their antenna and could not have a detachable antenna. That's no longer true, but it was a concern in the past. As long as the card passes it's FCC testing, and the built-in antenna passed with some card, it should now be allowable to replace any compatible card that passed FCC testing. IANAL, that's just my understanding of the current regulations.

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  47. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    Dell says that, but I've never had an significant issue using non-Dell drives on their RAID controllers. Getting the drive trays can be challenging. I've also found that it's often cheaper to order the machine minimally configured on drives, and buy extra drives (with trays) from Dell parts and service. That's not always true, but it's worth checking into when ordering a machine.

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  48. Which HP versions affected by HP wireless asst? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anyone have any idea which models/versions are affected by this issue? I constantly run into this on almost a daily basis.

  49. Package Management System by juancnuno · · Score: 1

    When is Windows going to get a package management system so software companies don't have to keep reinventing the wheel?

  50. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not exclusive to HP, if that is the case. IBM used to do that back when they were still in the laptop business. For at IBM laptops, at least, it was easy enough to hack the BIOS to disable the whitelisting. Hell, there was a utility to do it for you. I haven't run across that problem with HPs yet, but I bet the hackers are not far behind if they haven't cracked it already.

  51. I don't see the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu runs just fine on an HP machine. (And a clean install of Windows XP or Win 7 too, in case someone was wondering). Does anyone ever actually use the OS that comes with a laptop anymore?

  52. troubleshooting wmi by tamahome02000 · · Score: 1

    How do you troubleshoot one of these wmi issues? Doesn't it just show 'wmiprvse.exe' as the top process?

  53. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    Can't you bypass the bios, which is essentially just a vestigial piece of software nowdays? Ie, use a driver that also does PCI enumeration first in order to find the card.

  54. HP crap. by bored · · Score: 1

    I have a HP 2605dn printer, its a fantastic full duplex color laser from a couple years back. I picked it up cheap, but I'm totally annoyed that the universal print drivers HP now uses, seem to keep my machine from going into standby reliably. I regularly have to kill the spooler to fix the problem. Uninstalling the HP drivers, is the other solution.

  55. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM(Lenovo Thinkpad) too, fuckers.

  56. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

    As of 2010, it is apparently the case. From what Ive read all RAID cards newer than the H700 are "affected". I have not had a chance to test yet, since I prefer to get my drives from newegg for 50% less, and have thus tried to avoid the affected cards.

  57. Drivers cause overheating how? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Drivers may lock all the cores in the computer causing it to do stuff in an endless loop, but doing stuff should never cause a laptop to overheat. That is just poor hardware design.

    Reminds me of the products that are designed to sit under laptops and blow air on the base. Why should that ever be needed? If a laptop isn't capable of being used on either a lap, or an insulated wooden desk then you have a design flaw, go back to the drawing board.

  58. Re:HP and wireless have a special relationship any by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    I'll keep that in mind. Last Dell server I installed was Mar 2010, don't recall which RAID card. Went with 4 Dell drives, so no data to confirm or deny.

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  59. you got it wrong by helios17 · · Score: 1

    ""if it aint broken don't fix it" Should read... If it ain't broke, fix it until it is...

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  60. Very ir-responsible of HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP needs to test their shit before putting them on a computer. This puts microsoft in bad light as well. This is the reason why aapl is kicking ass. I really wish micrsoft could tighten the noose around these crappy softwares and put an end to this. Imagine the plight of a novice customer who bought this laptop and later cursed windows for bad performance.