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  1. Multiple finger gestures are old stuff... on It's Time For Laptop Companies To Switch To Precision Touchpad (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Microsoft OSes for example were able to detect three finger gestures since 1981.

  2. Galaxy 7 will be back on the shelves... on Samsung Permanently Discontinues Galaxy Note 7 (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    ...for new year's eve. It will make an amazing firework!

  3. And Samsung... on How Tech Companies Are Responding To Hurricane Matthew (vice.com) · · Score: 0

    ...suggested to bomb the hurricane with a C130 loaded with fully charged Samsung Notes 7.

  4. Now if only... on Boeing CEO Vows To Beat Elon Musk To Mars (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    ...we could send all the CEOs to Mars, maybe we couldn't set up a colony there, but for sure we would make the Earth a better place where to live.

  5. The last C64 I saw... on Commodore C64 Survives Over 25 Years Balancing Drive Shafts In Auto Repair Shop (hothardware.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...was managing the inventary of a bookstore here in Italy. I saw it about five years ago, and the bookstore was specialized in ancient books.
    It was a really inspiring vision to see on the same desk a C64 surrounded by some in-folio books. Too bad that the store was shut down recently, don't know what happened to the C64.

  6. Re:Wow on Nissan Debuts 'ProPILOT' Self-Driving Chair (pcmag.com) · · Score: 1

    Indeed: you will need a self-driving chair to assist you while on rehab after the car crash caused by a self-driving char.

  7. This paves the way to new ways for DDOS attacks on Cisco Blamed A Router Bug On 'Cosmic Radiation' (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1

    You just need the right gadget.

  8. Not used here on Ask Slashdot: Is My IoT Device Part of a Botnet? · · Score: 2

    I don't use IoT, and I will never will. No need to share with external world room temperatures, door status or garden humidity. Electromechanical devices are enough for this, they are much cheaper, and are free from the risk of being tampered from an indian hacker.
    I still have to understand why people need to control everything from their smartphone, when there are simpler solutions that require much less of your precious free time to be implemented and used.

  9. we are waiting for it. on Apple Patents a Paper Bag (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    It will be a nice add to our collection.

  10. Is it worth of it ?!? on Malware Infects 70% of Seagate Central NAS Drives, Earns $86,400 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 2

    I was considering that, after all, they earned (ahem...) up to now "only" 86,400 USD. To do this probably more than one people was involved, so halving as a mininmum the income for each person taking part to the dirty work. Since by doing this these people demonstrated some good programming and organizing skills, why didn't they put their skills for good use working as a consultant or starting a software company ? I know, you have to deal with IRS, balances, maybe PHBs, and all the bureaucracy that affects good companies. On the other side, if you get caught your work is rapidly destroyed, and if identified you get a fine, maybe some jail or probation time, and you are known forever as a bad guy. Is it really worth of it ?

  11. Courage and stupidity are often correlated.

  12. As Einstein said: on President Obama Wants To Prevent a Cyber Weapon 'Arms Race' (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I don't know with what weapons Cyber World War III will be fought, but Cyber World War IV will be fought with abacus and slide rule".

  13. I know what it will happen... on Microsoft Helps Develop Smart, IoT-Enabled Refrigerators (microsoft.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Your fridge cannot recognize the ice cream you installed. (R)eboot fridge or (M)elt the ice cream ?"

    "Your fridge is 99% full. You can make more space with the Fridge Cleanup Tool. Proceeed ? (Y/N)"

    and at the very end:

    "I am sorry Dave, you should not eat this."
    "Open the fridge door, HAL!"

  14. Bringing things to the extreme... on IBM Watson Created The First-Ever AI-Made Movie Trailer For 'Morgan' (popsci.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    movies will be reviewed by AI based system replacing critics, and will be shown in the movie theatre to an audience of robots.
    So humans will have more time to do something interesting, live viewing old b/w movies at home, while robots are elsewhere at the movie...

  15. Re:A reusable space vessel.. on SpaceX Finds a Customer For Its First Reused Rocket (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    A poll suggested to name it Rockety McRocketface.

  16. And Robert Duvall commented: on 65-Year-Old Woman Shoots Down Drone Over Her Virginia Property With One Shot (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I love the smell of 7.5 birdshot in the morning".

  17. No, they are just 599,999... on FAA Expects 600,000 Commercial Drones In The Air Within A Year (npr.org) · · Score: 1
  18. It seems you could cook your burger with your Tesla...

  19. Re: rust community on Mozilla Will Ship Its First Rust Component In Firefox 48 (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    To have a politically correct programming language, we should also take care of replacing the "do" loop controlling statement with something less imperative, like "could you", "please compute", and so on.

  20. I code in FORTRAN90 on Ask Slashdot: How Often Do You Switch Programming Languages? · · Score: 1

    and there is no switch statement, it is just called SELECT CASE...END SELECT, you insensitive clod!

  21. What about the remaining 22% ?!? on Study: 78% of Resold Drives Still Contain Readable Personal or Business Data (consumerist.com) · · Score: 1

    If the data in 22% of disks were unrecoverable, either the drives were broken, or the previous owner was very paranoid, or they have been used to store something very valuable.

  22. Please, when getting close to a charging snake.... on Tesla Owner Makes 'Solid Metal Snake' Self-Charging System That Elon Musk Promised (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ...be careful of not having anything glowing attached to your pants, or the charging snake could be attired to you, and a very embarassing accident could happen!

  23. Re: Xray bikes on Tour de France To Use Thermal Cameras To Spot Cheats (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    NDT methods based upon gamma rays has been designed exactly for this purpose. Just use a properly desgined Cs137 or Co60 radiation source, and you can see everything in a thick steel pipe.

  24. In Italy the service is still active... on Remember When You Could Call the Time? · · Score: 1

    ...but it costs 1.90 euro for each call . My smartphone has of course an app for the clock, but curiosly the time transmitted by the telecom provider is often out of sync with the ntp server I access through the same provider, using their data service.
    My old wristwatch is however my preferred source for time information, followed by a few sundials I come across during my commuting...living in rural Italy has some benefits, isn't it ?!?

  25. Re:Just what the world needs on Ultra-Thin Solar Cells Can Be Bent Around A Pencil (computerworld.com.au) · · Score: 1

    Generated electricity could be used to zap you, so that you walk faster and do not jam up sidewalks.